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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,224 --> 00:00:04,215 So you're a freshman at ucla? 2 00:00:04,216 --> 00:00:05,582 Yeah. Uh-huh. 3 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:07,151 That must be fun. 4 00:00:07,152 --> 00:00:09,019 It is fun... 5 00:00:09,020 --> 00:00:11,121 Sometimes... 6 00:00:11,122 --> 00:00:13,058 Really fun. 7 00:00:16,895 --> 00:00:18,219 And... 8 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:20,220 You're a doctor? 9 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:21,899 Yeah. 10 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,901 Wow. 11 00:00:23,902 --> 00:00:25,222 Yeah. 12 00:00:25,223 --> 00:00:26,637 You're bored. 13 00:00:26,638 --> 00:00:28,639 No, no, I'm not. 14 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,217 I'm boring you. I can tell. 15 00:00:31,218 --> 00:00:33,222 No, really, you're not. 16 00:00:33,223 --> 00:00:35,946 It's o.K. You can tell me. 17 00:00:35,947 --> 00:00:38,916 I'm not going to be devastated or anything. 18 00:00:38,917 --> 00:00:40,218 If you're bored, just say so. 19 00:00:40,219 --> 00:00:42,820 But I'm not. I'm not bored. 20 00:00:42,821 --> 00:00:45,219 I'm not. 21 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:46,790 O.K.? 22 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:48,660 O.K. 23 00:00:49,994 --> 00:00:51,223 You're irritated. 24 00:00:52,797 --> 00:00:55,223 I know I shouldn't say this, 25 00:00:55,224 --> 00:00:57,869 but you're really cute. 26 00:00:59,003 --> 00:01:00,218 Thank you. 27 00:01:02,774 --> 00:01:04,217 After dinner, 28 00:01:04,218 --> 00:01:07,812 wouldn't it be great to sing a madrigal or two? 29 00:01:10,181 --> 00:01:14,585 It's just so great to be with somebody I can be myself with, 30 00:01:14,586 --> 00:01:17,087 someone who I don't have to explain everything to. 31 00:01:17,088 --> 00:01:20,090 If we don't have anything to say, 32 00:01:20,091 --> 00:01:23,627 we can just sit here and not say anything, 33 00:01:23,628 --> 00:01:24,895 and that's o.K. 34 00:01:24,896 --> 00:01:26,222 You really understand me. 35 00:01:26,223 --> 00:01:28,699 We got to get you a woman. 36 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:31,635 No, trying to find a woman is my problem. 37 00:01:31,636 --> 00:01:34,638 I take them out, we sit there, smiling... 38 00:01:34,639 --> 00:01:36,607 Just nodding and smiling. 39 00:01:36,608 --> 00:01:39,810 I get home, my cheeks hurt from smiling. 40 00:01:39,811 --> 00:01:41,779 With Wanda, it was magic. 41 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:46,220 There were moments where I would look at her, 42 00:01:46,221 --> 00:01:47,851 and I felt like... 43 00:01:47,852 --> 00:01:51,219 Like the whole world was spinning around us. 44 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,219 Hmmph. 45 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:56,994 I'm never going to feel that way again. 46 00:01:56,995 --> 00:01:58,221 I'm 18 years old. 47 00:01:58,222 --> 00:02:01,965 There's nothing ahead of me but this boring, empty life 48 00:02:01,966 --> 00:02:05,223 that just keeps going on and on and on 49 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:06,970 until, finally, I die, 50 00:02:06,971 --> 00:02:11,217 a bitter, miserable, broken, lonely old man. 51 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:14,916 So does that mean you're not going to finish the potstickers? 52 00:03:27,085 --> 00:03:29,286 Yeah, I'll take ya. 53 00:03:29,287 --> 00:03:32,718 I'll take ya, and I'll beat ya. 54 00:03:33,592 --> 00:03:36,027 Do you know who I am? 55 00:03:36,028 --> 00:03:38,529 I got a pretty good idea. 56 00:03:38,530 --> 00:03:39,721 Yeah. 57 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:45,470 Let's not waste any time. 58 00:03:46,538 --> 00:03:48,639 The class is right. 59 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,722 Death... 60 00:03:49,723 --> 00:03:52,376 Talk about passe. 61 00:03:52,377 --> 00:03:55,379 I mean, they're right, this is puerile. 62 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:57,719 Film school... Who was I kidding? 63 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,719 I don't even know what puerile means. 64 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,321 Maybe the class was wrong. 65 00:04:04,322 --> 00:04:07,324 Otto preminger's cameraman's nephew is in my class. 66 00:04:07,325 --> 00:04:11,720 I mean, who am I to argue with people like that? 67 00:04:11,721 --> 00:04:13,364 My career's washed up. 68 00:04:13,365 --> 00:04:15,719 My life's been a total waste. 69 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,719 I probably should have never been born. 70 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,719 I thought that was me. 71 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,374 What, just 'cause Wanda dumped you? 72 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,719 At least you got a career. 73 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,719 At least you got a love life. 74 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,719 My ex-love life's in Chicago, 75 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,349 fraternizing with sensitive artists. 76 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:33,719 Tomorrow's her birthday. 77 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,717 Who knows who she'll be going out with? 78 00:04:36,718 --> 00:04:38,718 You! 79 00:04:38,719 --> 00:04:40,491 Yeah, right. 80 00:04:40,492 --> 00:04:42,226 No, I'm serious, doog. 81 00:04:42,227 --> 00:04:47,331 Look, drastic times require drastic moves, o.K.? 82 00:04:47,332 --> 00:04:50,367 You got to fight to get Wanda back. 83 00:04:50,368 --> 00:04:53,337 I mean, think of the romantic possibilities. 84 00:04:53,338 --> 00:04:56,307 Jump in a car, drive like a madman, 85 00:04:56,308 --> 00:04:59,719 tomorrow morning, Wanda gets a knock on her door. 86 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,345 She opens it... 87 00:05:01,346 --> 00:05:03,280 "Doogie! You mad, impetuous thing!" 88 00:05:03,281 --> 00:05:05,616 She swoons in your arms. 89 00:05:05,617 --> 00:05:09,086 Then you spend the entire day alone with Wanda, 90 00:05:09,087 --> 00:05:12,718 24 of the most intensely felt hours of your life. 91 00:05:12,719 --> 00:05:16,327 Yeah. I show up around 8:00 in the morning, 92 00:05:16,328 --> 00:05:19,717 shower her with roses, take her out to breakfast, 93 00:05:19,718 --> 00:05:24,201 a walk on the beach, a whirlwind afternoon in the city, 94 00:05:24,202 --> 00:05:27,239 then an intimate dinner... Candlelight. 95 00:05:28,607 --> 00:05:31,408 Come on. Talk about it in the car. 96 00:05:31,409 --> 00:05:33,444 What, you're coming? 97 00:05:33,445 --> 00:05:35,412 2,000 miles isn't far enough 98 00:05:35,413 --> 00:05:38,616 from the sight of my humiliation. 99 00:05:38,617 --> 00:05:41,718 My muse... what a beast. 100 00:05:41,719 --> 00:05:43,288 Ha ha! 101 00:05:45,557 --> 00:05:47,591 Shouldn't we pack or something? 102 00:05:47,592 --> 00:05:49,715 I'm way ahead of you. 103 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,195 We're really doing this? 104 00:05:51,196 --> 00:05:53,714 We're really driving halfway across country 105 00:05:53,715 --> 00:05:55,666 with nothing but a toothbrush? 106 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:58,718 Realistically, we should get a tune-up... 107 00:05:58,719 --> 00:06:01,405 Doog, love waits for no tune-ups. 108 00:06:01,406 --> 00:06:03,407 Love waits for no packing. 109 00:06:03,408 --> 00:06:05,720 Love races down the open road. 110 00:06:05,721 --> 00:06:07,411 Reckless and wild. 111 00:06:07,412 --> 00:06:10,114 Ready to take your woman back. 112 00:06:10,115 --> 00:06:11,449 Yes! 113 00:06:14,721 --> 00:06:17,388 "Love waits for no tune-ups." 114 00:06:17,389 --> 00:06:19,715 Maybe if we'd figured out what we were doing, 115 00:06:19,716 --> 00:06:22,226 we wouldn't be stranded out here. 116 00:06:22,227 --> 00:06:24,094 Like packing would have helped. 117 00:06:24,095 --> 00:06:27,718 Then we'd be stranded with fresh underwear. 118 00:06:27,719 --> 00:06:30,100 We'll never make it to Chicago by 8 A.M. 119 00:06:30,101 --> 00:06:31,635 My whole plan is ruined. 120 00:06:31,636 --> 00:06:34,538 So we overheated. 121 00:06:34,539 --> 00:06:37,720 We'll just find some help, that's all. 122 00:06:45,217 --> 00:06:48,519 Ah... My head... 123 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,717 My head is pounding. 124 00:06:49,718 --> 00:06:52,256 If we leave in two hours, 125 00:06:52,257 --> 00:06:54,720 we'll be in Chicago by 10:00. 126 00:06:54,721 --> 00:06:56,720 Instead of a sit-down breakfast, 127 00:06:56,721 --> 00:06:58,329 we'll get doughnuts. 128 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,631 Every organ in my body's pounding! 129 00:07:00,632 --> 00:07:03,714 We'll walk on the beach and eat doughnuts. 130 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,169 I can't go on. 131 00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:07,671 We've only been walking eight minutes. 132 00:07:07,672 --> 00:07:09,173 My eyeballs are throbbing. 133 00:07:09,174 --> 00:07:12,714 That's a key symptom of heatstroke, isn't it? 134 00:07:12,715 --> 00:07:13,720 Throbbing eyeballs? 135 00:07:13,721 --> 00:07:16,313 Just shut up and walk. 136 00:07:16,314 --> 00:07:18,282 I'm going to die out here! 137 00:07:18,283 --> 00:07:20,251 I'm going to die a failure! 138 00:07:20,252 --> 00:07:24,255 The only trace of me left in this world will be a movie 139 00:07:24,256 --> 00:07:27,224 that shouldn't have been made in the first place. 140 00:07:27,225 --> 00:07:28,659 No, I'm the one 141 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:32,724 that shouldn't have been made in the first place. 142 00:07:36,568 --> 00:07:37,535 O.K., ants! 143 00:07:37,536 --> 00:07:41,472 Rise up from your anthills and feast! 144 00:07:41,473 --> 00:07:43,441 Pick my bones clean. 145 00:07:49,114 --> 00:07:51,216 You boys use a tow? 146 00:07:57,723 --> 00:07:59,720 Mmm... 147 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,723 Oh... 148 00:08:05,724 --> 00:08:07,498 I thought you said 149 00:08:07,499 --> 00:08:09,723 it was just a broken water hose. 150 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,717 Broken water hose leaked down, 151 00:08:11,718 --> 00:08:14,305 could have blown your head gasket. 152 00:08:14,306 --> 00:08:17,308 How long will it take to fix it? 153 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:19,343 Ballpark... Couple of hours. 154 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:20,344 Five, Max. 155 00:08:20,345 --> 00:08:22,212 Five hours. 156 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,719 Five hours! 157 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,721 Outer limits... 158 00:08:26,722 --> 00:08:29,386 Maybe six. 159 00:08:29,387 --> 00:08:30,716 Six hours. 160 00:08:30,717 --> 00:08:33,524 We're going to be stuck here in the middle of nowhere 161 00:08:33,525 --> 00:08:35,025 for six hours, 162 00:08:35,026 --> 00:08:38,562 the most intensely felt six hours of our lives. 163 00:08:38,563 --> 00:08:41,065 What? Like I was supposed to know 164 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:43,567 you car wasn't fit to drive? 165 00:08:43,568 --> 00:08:46,603 It was till you dragged me out here. 166 00:08:46,604 --> 00:08:48,339 Some romantic gesture. 167 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:52,715 I show up in Wanda's room at 5 P.M., no time to buy flowers. 168 00:08:52,716 --> 00:08:54,678 Should I give her this? 169 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,181 Oral-b. Nice brush. 170 00:08:57,182 --> 00:08:58,717 Firm bristle? 171 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:09,393 I know your birthday was a month ago, Wanda. 172 00:09:09,394 --> 00:09:12,720 It's just that walking here was kind of time-consuming. 173 00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:15,399 I would have been here sooner, 174 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,335 but it took me hours and hours 175 00:09:18,336 --> 00:09:20,638 to drown Vinnie in the Mississippi. 176 00:09:22,717 --> 00:09:26,377 O.K., just calm down. 177 00:09:26,378 --> 00:09:28,279 Calm down. 178 00:10:22,636 --> 00:10:24,503 Oh, god, are you o.K.? 179 00:10:24,504 --> 00:10:25,722 You almost hit me. 180 00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:28,714 3 more inches, I would have been dead. 181 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:32,714 Sorry. I stuck my head out the window to look at the moon. 182 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,721 Watch where you're going before you kill someone. 183 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,714 I said I was sorry. 184 00:10:37,715 --> 00:10:41,587 What kind of idiot wears a walkman in the desert anyway? 185 00:10:41,588 --> 00:10:45,191 What kind of jerk drives with her head out the window? 186 00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:46,659 You're right, I'm wrong. 187 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:48,160 Just shoot me. 188 00:10:48,161 --> 00:10:51,130 No, no. I'll make it easy for you. 189 00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:54,133 Go on. The keys are in the ignition. 190 00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:57,102 Oh, great. My second desert suicide today. 191 00:10:57,103 --> 00:11:01,508 Wait a minute. This has happened to you today already? 192 00:11:03,443 --> 00:11:07,279 Oh, boy, you have had a lousy day, haven't you? 193 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,014 Blame it on the moon. 194 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,516 That'll work. 195 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:15,354 I love it when the moon comes out during the day. 196 00:11:15,355 --> 00:11:19,719 I mean, it's day. What if the sun came out at night? 197 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,360 Everybody would freak. 198 00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:23,562 I would. Wouldn't you? 199 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:25,464 Probably. 200 00:11:25,465 --> 00:11:27,721 It'd be cool as hell, though. 201 00:11:27,722 --> 00:11:31,716 I mean, what if the earth hit some kind of divot in space 202 00:11:31,717 --> 00:11:33,722 and its spinning got screwed up? 203 00:11:33,723 --> 00:11:35,374 Stuff like that's happened. 204 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,714 It'd probably trigger cataclysmic weather changes. 205 00:11:37,715 --> 00:11:38,722 Totally mess up time. 206 00:11:38,723 --> 00:11:41,280 Start off a new ice age. 207 00:11:41,281 --> 00:11:44,283 Kill us all! O.K., bad idea. 208 00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:46,718 I'm Shannon Nichols, by the way. 209 00:11:46,719 --> 00:11:48,254 Doogie howser. 210 00:11:48,255 --> 00:11:51,716 Are you here for the lunar eclipse tonight? 211 00:11:51,717 --> 00:11:54,159 An eclipsed moon at its perigee. 212 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,716 At its perigee? You're an astronomer? 213 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,330 No, in training. 214 00:11:58,331 --> 00:12:01,400 This year, I'm studying out of taos, 215 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:03,723 next year, Finland. The year after, java. 216 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,038 Then, for five amazing months, 217 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,506 a barge through Antarctica. 218 00:12:07,507 --> 00:12:08,721 Can you imagine? 219 00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:11,644 Must be an entirely different sky. 220 00:12:11,645 --> 00:12:13,579 Oh, it is, it is. 221 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:16,415 You want to watch the eclipse with me tonight? 222 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:20,119 Oh, tonight? I'm going to be out of here tonight. 223 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,719 Why? Where are you headed? 224 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,719 Oh... Chicago. 225 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,719 Listen, it was really great meeting you. 226 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,595 I got to go check on my car. 227 00:12:29,596 --> 00:12:32,165 Enjoy your eclipse. 228 00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:44,510 Taxidermy by mail? 229 00:12:44,511 --> 00:12:48,180 Well, it, uh, seemed like such a waste 230 00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:51,451 just to bury all those road kills. 231 00:12:54,718 --> 00:12:59,326 I like to flatter myself that, uh... 232 00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,715 You can hardly tell 233 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,716 where the tire tracks were. 234 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:08,715 Yeah. Beautiful work. 235 00:13:08,716 --> 00:13:12,715 O.K., o.K., so you got a career 236 00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:16,275 plus taxidermy as a fall-back position. 237 00:13:16,276 --> 00:13:17,716 What about me, huh? 238 00:13:17,717 --> 00:13:19,645 Now that my film career 239 00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:22,723 is deader than rocky raccoon over there? 240 00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:27,722 Try this one on for size. 241 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:31,657 "The exciting new world of air conditioner repair"? 242 00:13:31,658 --> 00:13:34,026 It's the career of the future. 243 00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:35,462 It's you. 244 00:13:36,721 --> 00:13:38,719 Oh, god, take me now. 245 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,366 Take me swiftly. 246 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,201 So, what's the story? 247 00:13:42,202 --> 00:13:44,670 Just about through. 248 00:13:44,671 --> 00:13:47,673 Just have to install the new head gasket. 249 00:13:47,674 --> 00:13:50,142 Great. How long will that take? 250 00:13:50,143 --> 00:13:54,213 Shop in barstow's sending one on the 6 A.M. bus. 251 00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:55,714 You don't have one? 252 00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:58,018 For a '57 Chevy? 253 00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:04,715 I want to... 254 00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:07,715 I want to share this Oscar 255 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:12,716 with my buddy Marty scorsese... 256 00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:16,602 Thank my loyal wife... 257 00:14:16,603 --> 00:14:18,038 Uma thurman. 258 00:14:18,721 --> 00:14:25,077 Love 259 00:14:25,078 --> 00:14:27,717 brings such misery 260 00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:32,385 and pain 261 00:14:33,653 --> 00:14:40,715 how am I supposed to live without you? 262 00:14:52,205 --> 00:14:53,715 Uhh! 263 00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:11,090 I haven't missed the eclipse, have I? 264 00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:12,224 Oh, hi. 265 00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:15,227 No. The moon's well into the umbra, 266 00:15:15,228 --> 00:15:19,532 but it won't be total for another half an hour. 267 00:15:20,715 --> 00:15:24,236 I realize that I blathered on and on 268 00:15:24,237 --> 00:15:25,715 this afternoon about myself, 269 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,407 and I didn't even ask about you. 270 00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:31,243 Where do you go to school? 271 00:15:31,244 --> 00:15:34,046 I don't. Actually, I'm a doctor. 272 00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:36,048 Right. And I'm Carl sagan. 273 00:15:36,049 --> 00:15:37,717 No. I am. Really. 274 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:39,284 I finished school early. 275 00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:40,719 What, you were 10? 276 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,522 9. 277 00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:49,128 You graduated high school when you were 9? 278 00:15:49,129 --> 00:15:50,714 Yeah. 279 00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:53,632 And I thought I was a nerd. 280 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:57,035 I was 15. That was bad enough. 281 00:15:57,036 --> 00:16:00,139 Actually, the worst was being 10 282 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,374 when everybody else was 13. 283 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:07,715 All the girls in my class were smoking and... 284 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,719 Wearing bras 285 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,216 and hanging out in the bathroom 286 00:16:11,217 --> 00:16:12,721 moussing their hair. 287 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,720 When everyone else was 13, I was 6. 288 00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:18,157 6? 289 00:16:18,158 --> 00:16:20,125 Still chugging around the playground 290 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,094 pretending you were a car? 291 00:16:22,095 --> 00:16:24,722 And doing quadratic equations in my head. 292 00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:27,714 I'd list the stars. 293 00:16:27,715 --> 00:16:31,303 I thought I was the only kid weird enough 294 00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:32,717 to do that. 295 00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:34,440 Guess not. 296 00:16:50,657 --> 00:16:54,226 Let me guess. Another mail order course. 297 00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,228 Uh... 298 00:16:56,229 --> 00:16:59,464 Nine years ago, some guy wanted 500 bucks 299 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:01,667 to make my neon sign. 300 00:17:01,668 --> 00:17:03,721 I figured I'd do it myself. 301 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,714 What's this, another sign? 302 00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:08,718 Uh, it's just, it's nothing. 303 00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:11,176 It's... 304 00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:14,714 I just get into it sometimes, that's all. 305 00:17:14,715 --> 00:17:17,714 Kind of making some stuff to look at. 306 00:17:17,715 --> 00:17:18,722 Like what? 307 00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:23,088 You don't want to see. You'd just laugh. 308 00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:24,489 No, I won't. 309 00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:26,526 I swear. 310 00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:32,398 Well... 311 00:17:36,302 --> 00:17:37,537 O.K. 312 00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:42,475 Holy... 313 00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,478 Sam, this is amazing. 314 00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:47,717 It's incredible. 315 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:51,149 This is like... like... Art. 316 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,720 Get out of here. 317 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:54,653 No, no. All these colors. 318 00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:56,589 It's like a kaleidoscope of light. 319 00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,127 You're an artist. 320 00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:04,630 Yeah? 321 00:18:04,631 --> 00:18:07,666 Most people think I'm nuts. 322 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,715 They just don't know how to look at it. 323 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:13,719 If other people don't get it, it's their loss. 324 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,375 I mean, look at it. 325 00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:19,720 If you like it from this angle, 326 00:18:19,721 --> 00:18:22,315 you are going to love it... 327 00:18:23,722 --> 00:18:25,584 Like this. 328 00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:30,716 This is the work as it was intended to be viewed. 329 00:18:30,717 --> 00:18:33,258 Yeah. Yeah. 330 00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:36,719 If you tilt your head way back like this, 331 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,332 it gets all fuzzy around the edges. 332 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,502 Yeah. Yeah. And if you slowly turn your head 333 00:18:43,503 --> 00:18:45,605 back and forth like this... 334 00:18:47,073 --> 00:18:50,176 Yeah. Yeah. 335 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,348 O.K. I've got it in focus. 336 00:18:56,349 --> 00:18:57,317 Here. 337 00:18:57,318 --> 00:19:02,716 Look at the edges of one of... 338 00:19:02,717 --> 00:19:04,524 The craters. 339 00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:10,595 I forgot what I was saying. 340 00:19:10,596 --> 00:19:12,198 Me, too. 341 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,720 This is it. 342 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:23,720 We're in totality. 343 00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,715 Oh, you've got to see this. 344 00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:31,722 Wow. 345 00:19:38,091 --> 00:19:40,193 Isn't it amazing? 346 00:19:41,561 --> 00:19:45,163 There didn't have to be a universe at all. 347 00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:47,566 Even if there did have to be one, 348 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:50,602 it didn't have to be so beautiful. 349 00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:53,105 But it is. 350 00:19:53,106 --> 00:19:55,341 It's so beautiful. 351 00:19:57,577 --> 00:20:01,046 And here, in all of outer space 352 00:20:01,047 --> 00:20:05,584 with all the places the sun, earth, and moon could be, 353 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:08,587 they're right here... 354 00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:11,023 In perfect alignment. 355 00:20:11,024 --> 00:20:14,460 Isn't it a miracle? 356 00:20:27,673 --> 00:20:29,174 But it can't last... 357 00:20:29,175 --> 00:20:31,643 Just tonight. 358 00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:34,146 Yeah, but maybe it's enough 359 00:20:34,147 --> 00:20:36,581 that it happens at all... 360 00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:39,720 One bright, shining moment. 361 00:20:41,054 --> 00:20:44,556 And the really miraculous thing is 362 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:47,360 that it'll happen again and again. 363 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,718 So, where were you last night anyway? 364 00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:08,147 Oh, watching a lunar eclipse. 365 00:21:10,116 --> 00:21:12,117 Howser, what are you doing? 366 00:21:12,118 --> 00:21:13,618 Chicago's the other way. 367 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,620 I decided going to Chicago 368 00:21:15,621 --> 00:21:17,622 isn't that important after all. 369 00:21:17,623 --> 00:21:19,591 Must have been some eclipse. 370 00:21:19,592 --> 00:21:23,595 Hey, I got this amazing idea for a new movie. 371 00:21:23,596 --> 00:21:26,131 I thought you'd given up filmmaking. 372 00:21:26,132 --> 00:21:29,167 What, because some jerks didn't like my movie? 373 00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:30,714 I'm an artist. 374 00:21:30,715 --> 00:21:33,605 People don't like my movies, that's their loss. 375 00:21:33,606 --> 00:21:36,074 My movie's not just going to have death, 376 00:21:36,075 --> 00:21:37,576 but death's whole family... 377 00:21:37,577 --> 00:21:39,578 Sisters, uncles, cousins. 378 00:21:39,579 --> 00:21:41,613 They all get together 379 00:21:41,614 --> 00:21:43,048 and play air hockey. 380 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:45,351 Huh? What do you think? 381 00:21:45,401 --> 00:21:49,951 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25844

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