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[R&B music playing]
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You look beautiful tonight.
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Both: Thank you.
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Who are you talking to?
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My beautiful wife, of course.
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Not my beautiful best friend.
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David, Joy.
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[laughing] Hey. Hey.
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Can you believe your dad is turning 60?
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So old!
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You know what he means to
do? Start eating soft foods
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so he won't have to get
dentures in a minute.
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That's not how teeth work, David.
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- Huh?
- Okay.
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We better go work on our
speeches for your father.
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Y'all better bring your A-game.
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I've got a little something
special planned for tonight.
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You don't have to say that to Sam.
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He kills it every year.
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- Ah, I guess I do, don't I?
- [both laughing]
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All right, see you guys.
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Later.
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[sighs] These speeches
make me so nervous
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'cause you know Dad's
just gonna pick it apart.
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[chuckles] Ums and ahs
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let the audience know
you're not prepared.
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You know what you're gonna say?
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Please. I spent the last year crafting
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two pages of hilarious
jokes about Dad's mustache.
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Damn. That is good.
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Hey, happy birthday, Lawrence!
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Oh, hey, Mom. Hi, Daddy.
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My darling. [chuckles]
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[classy music playing]
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Son.
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[dramatic music]
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[page crashes to the floor]
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[in slow motion] Dad, you...
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you shaved your mustache.
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Yes, son. One should
never stop evolving.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to welcome my guests.
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[laughs]
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Look at you two all dressed up. [laughs]
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- Mommy.
- Come here, sweetie.
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Hey, Mommy.
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And Tim, look at you.
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Give me a twirl.
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[funk music playing]
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Come on! I love it! [laughter]
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Greetings. Greetings, all of you.
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My perfect wife and I
would like to welcome you
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to the celebration of my 60th birthday.
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Now, my family teases me
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about being too critical of the speeches
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that people make at events like these.
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[laughs]
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But I think they're exaggerating.
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But now, if you're gonna make a speech,
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pretend that there's a little, tiny baby
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seated way in the back facing the wall.
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That baby needs to hear
your speech as well.
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All right. Enough with the formalities.
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I think we all know what time it is.
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[crowd murmurs]
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Let's hustle!
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[funk music playing]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Are y'all ready?
- [crowd cheering]
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Let's do it!
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Hey!
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- Whoo!
- [all cheering]
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- So let's go.
- Later!
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[all cheering]
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Hey! Ho!
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Whoo!
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Uh-huh! Whoo!
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Next time
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When they ask you
where you're from
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You gon' say Detroit city
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When we get you back
on our feet, yeah
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Yeah
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I'll never forget the day Mr. Duvet
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looked at me and said,
"Son, you must have
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a great plan to be a great man."
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Happy birthday, Mr. Duvet.
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[applause]
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That was very good. Thank you, Thomas.
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Remember to enunciate. [chuckles]
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[R&B music playing in the background]
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Sam, these mustache jokes are great.
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Well, solid gold, baby.
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But they're useless now.
Don't worry about me.
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My speech gonna be just fine, okay?
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Sam, take it easy on us this year.
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Oh, you know I won't.
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- [both laughing]
- Yeah, this guy.
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- All right now.
- [laughter]
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What the...
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There are clowns here?
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That's just Mr. Bones. He's
good friends with my dad.
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I've never met a clown before.
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You think you could introduce me?
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Tim, does a circus
bear shit on a toilet?
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I don't know.
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[groovy music]
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Hey, Mr. Bones.
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Oh, hi, Sam.
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- He knows your name?
- Yeah.
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Uh, Mr. Bones, I want you
to meet my best friend, Tim.
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Hey.
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[groans] I'm a little scared.
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Is it gonna hurt?
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[grumbling]
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Uh, where's your joy buzzer?
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I'm not working tonight.
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Uh, you're in costume.
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I just left a job and I have
another job right after this.
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Well, if you could just do
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a little something for me, Mr. Bones.
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I'm not Mr. Bones right now.
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My name is Julian and I'm at
my friend's birthday party.
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Please, respect my privacy.
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[sighs]
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Talking about one gag.
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Young man, asking me to perform here
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is like asking a mailman to
go for a walk on his day off.
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[laughs]
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Wait. Was that the joke?
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I guess it's kind of funny.
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I bet you drive a funny little car.
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I drive a 2013 Malibu.
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Oh, what the... [groans]
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You know, I'm not gonna get every joke.
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And when... when I got
down to that hospital,
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they told me the bill had
already been paid by Mr. Duvet.
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- [applause]
- [sobs]
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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
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Uh, thank you very much, Joy.
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You see, this is why microphone
placement is so important.
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When it's just perfect,
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you can hear you even
through your tears.
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- [chuckles] Thank you, Joy.
- [applause]
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Molly, what are you doing here?
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Well, officially, I'm
checking out a B&E on Linwood,
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but unofficially,
your parents invited me
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and they sat us next to each other.
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Looks like they wish
we were back together.
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[chuckles] Well, they definitely wish
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we were back together.
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[both laughing]
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[R&B music playing]
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Sam, what's wrong?
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Hmm? Nothing.
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You're fiddling with your balls.
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You do that when you're upset.
Now, who did this to you?
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You know I can have anyone thrown
in jail whenever I feel like it.
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I don't even need a reason.
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Oh, don't say stuff like that.
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There was this one guy,
innocent as a newborn baby.
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I cuffed and stuffed
him in the back of my car
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just to see what would happen
and I was not disappointed.
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- Stop. Stop... stop it.
- [laughs] He pissed himself.
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Stop talking.
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No one did anything to me. It's just...
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[whispering] I don't have
anything for my dad's speech.
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But you crush it every year.
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Oh, I know. You don't have to tell me.
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Sam, you're fiddling with
your balls. What's wrong?
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He's nervous about his speech.
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Oh, hey, Molly. Oink, oink.
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I thought I smelled
bacon. I thought this was
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a birthday party, not a pig roast.
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Ah, it's so good to see you two.
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- Yeah, you too.
- Where's your box of donuts?
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Careful or I'll bust you for
that crack in your pocket.
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What crack in my pock...
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How in the hell did you do that?
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- [both laughing]
- How did you do that?
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Okay, I've got something.
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It's a bit of a Hail Mary...
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The ace up my sleeve, if you will.
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I'm going next. Wish me luck.
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You are my sunshine,
my only sunshine
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You make me happy
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When skies are gray
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- Shit!
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You'll never know, dear
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You were gonna sing
"You Are My Sunshine"?
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Our dad does love that song.
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Please don't take
my sunshine away
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[applause]
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That was wonderful. Thank you so much.
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Now, some of you may remember that song
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from the Coen Brothers' movie,
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"O Brother Where Art Thou?"
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based on Homer's "Odyssey".
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Now, if I may quote the great Homer,
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Let's hustle!
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[cheers and applause]
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[funk music playing]
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[groovy music]
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Oh, boy, clown at a buffet.
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[laughing] Here we go.
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What?
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I mean, that is kind of a lot of rice.
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Is that a joke?
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I'm just hungry.
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You're not gonna get pie?
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That's the funniest food here!
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There's nothing funny about these pies.
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I worked hard on them.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry,
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because by the end of the night,
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these pies are gonna be
flying around the room.
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[laughs]
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You wasted your time, ma'am.
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Hey, back off my wife, man.
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Hey, back off my husband, man.
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I'm just saying, there
is a clown in the room.
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These pies are toast.
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- Shh.
- [people murmuring]
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You see how big he is
and how small you are?
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- Come on.
- Ho ho ho!
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Mr. Bones is gonna [bleep] these up.
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Oh. [groans]
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[drum roll]
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[grunts]
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[drum roll]
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[grunts] Ha!
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[drum roll]
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[grunts]
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- [musical fanfare plays]
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
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- [applause]
- I love you Uncle Lawrence.
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[applause]
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David, you have a degree in economics.
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[both laughing]
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Good job, baby.
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I know, right? Beat that, Sam. [laughs]
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David, you have no
external sense of self.
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You know what you need to
do? Take off your shirt.
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Paste some eyes on your nipples
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and a mouth on your belly button.
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Then take a giant top hat and put it
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over your head and shoulders.
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People love that.
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That's a terrible idea.
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[laughs] Never mind. Don't do it.
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Why not?
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That guy's doing it right now.
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[goofy music playing]
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[whistling]
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[laughter]
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He likes that?
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[laughs]
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[laughter]
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[whistling]
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Hey, bud.
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Your song was super cute.
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Yeah, I know I was cute.
That's what I was going for.
267
00:10:37,952 --> 00:10:39,819
Well, I was just trying to be nice.
268
00:10:39,844 --> 00:10:41,185
- You want to be nice?
- Yeah.
269
00:10:41,672 --> 00:10:43,622
Why don't you go get me a few drinks?
270
00:10:43,725 --> 00:10:45,958
That bitch waitress won't get me a beer.
271
00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,507
It's probably 'cause you're seven.
272
00:10:47,532 --> 00:10:49,702
Okay, sunburn. We're done here.
273
00:10:49,797 --> 00:10:51,831
- Oh.
- [laughs]
274
00:10:53,401 --> 00:10:54,667
You cover your ears.
275
00:10:55,802 --> 00:10:57,058
Cover your ears.
276
00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:58,704
You know what?
277
00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:02,374
Santa Claus isn't real.
278
00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:03,378
Oh yeah?
279
00:11:03,978 --> 00:11:06,078
Then who gave me this huge hog?
280
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:12,852
[whispering] He asked
Santa for a huge hog.
281
00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:16,558
And he gave it to him.
282
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,135
[R&B music]
283
00:11:20,237 --> 00:11:25,240
284
00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:26,285
I don't want nobody
285
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,310
Look at you.
286
00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,715
He's more than just a father,
287
00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:32,783
he's a friend.
288
00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:34,816
I love you, Dad.
289
00:11:36,642 --> 00:11:39,415
[speaking loudly] To the best father...
290
00:11:39,557 --> 00:11:42,727
in the whole wide world.
291
00:11:42,752 --> 00:11:46,554
[applause]
292
00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:48,245
Well done. Well done.
293
00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:51,294
[applause]
294
00:11:51,396 --> 00:11:53,805
Uh, uh, do you mind if
I say a few words here?
295
00:11:54,532 --> 00:11:57,667
Does everybody remember when
Mr. Duvet had a mustache?
296
00:11:57,692 --> 00:11:59,191
Yeah, of course we remember!
297
00:11:59,215 --> 00:12:00,673
It's fresh in our mind.
298
00:12:00,698 --> 00:12:02,138
I can hear It's a
couple minutes of that.
299
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,440
Great, because, um, I'm not saying
300
00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,843
Mr. Duvet's mustache was big,
301
00:12:06,945 --> 00:12:08,811
but if you turned him upside down,
302
00:12:08,913 --> 00:12:10,313
he could be a push broom.
303
00:12:10,415 --> 00:12:11,814
[laughter]
304
00:12:11,916 --> 00:12:14,150
And it even looked
like a push broom too,
305
00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:16,252
'cause it always had food in it.
306
00:12:16,354 --> 00:12:18,020
[laughter]
307
00:12:18,122 --> 00:12:21,424
I mean, I've heard of a
salt and pepper mustache,
308
00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:23,292
but Mr. Duvet's mustache
309
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:26,963
was salt and pepper
and pickles and onions.
310
00:12:27,065 --> 00:12:29,332
[laughter]
311
00:12:29,434 --> 00:12:31,934
I-I mean, you would see
corn in his mustache,
312
00:12:32,036 --> 00:12:34,737
be like, "Wait a minute, we
haven't had corn in weeks".
313
00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:35,805
[laughter]
314
00:12:35,907 --> 00:12:38,007
Look at that picture up there.
315
00:12:38,109 --> 00:12:40,743
Is that Mr. Duvet or did Cousin Itt
316
00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:43,279
shave everything but his mustache?
317
00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:44,580
[laughter]
318
00:12:44,605 --> 00:12:46,496
You are gonna make me throw up.
319
00:12:46,972 --> 00:12:48,684
Mr. Duvet doesn't have
320
00:12:48,786 --> 00:12:50,086
the greatest mustache in the world.
321
00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:53,890
He has the second-greatest
only to Aunt Lacey!
322
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:05,167
[sighs]
323
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,843
[laughs]
324
00:13:13,945 --> 00:13:17,079
[all laughing]
325
00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:19,849
All: Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim!
326
00:13:19,951 --> 00:13:22,018
[laughs]
327
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,152
All: Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim!
328
00:13:23,254 --> 00:13:24,754
[laughter]
329
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:27,497
That's my husband! That's my husband!
330
00:13:27,522 --> 00:13:29,592
[laughter]
331
00:13:29,694 --> 00:13:32,561
All: Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim!
332
00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:34,964
[laughter and applause]
333
00:13:35,928 --> 00:13:39,436
Oh! Now, ladies and gentlemen,
334
00:13:39,537 --> 00:13:44,663
I would hate to have anybody try
to follow that amazing speech.
335
00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:46,462
Therefore...
336
00:13:46,487 --> 00:13:48,020
- Let's hustle!
- Whoo!
337
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,347
- [funk music playing]
- [all cheering]
338
00:13:51,449 --> 00:13:57,820
339
00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:59,453
I can't believe you used all my jokes.
340
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,390
You threw 'em out.
341
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,125
That's before I knew
they were gonna kill.
342
00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:05,649
Hey, you talkin' or
you doin' The Hustle?
343
00:14:05,703 --> 00:14:06,896
You can't do both.
344
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:08,230
Sorry, Grandma.
345
00:14:08,255 --> 00:14:09,487
I honestly have trouble doing both.
346
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:16,441
You were great up there.
347
00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:17,625
I couldn't take my eyes off you.
348
00:14:17,727 --> 00:14:19,445
Do you act?
349
00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:20,391
No.
350
00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:21,485
You should.
351
00:14:22,212 --> 00:14:23,378
You got the body for it.
352
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,748
[giggles] You are a little gentleman.
353
00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:28,066
What are you...
354
00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:30,251
Hey, pal, why don't you take
355
00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:31,481
your little huge hog out of here?
356
00:14:32,324 --> 00:14:34,401
- Jesus.
- Tim, he's a kid.
357
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:35,629
He's got the shit out of me.
358
00:14:36,782 --> 00:14:38,080
Uh, Samuel.
359
00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:41,813
Let me talk to you. What is wrong?
360
00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:44,065
I'm worried about my speech for Dad.
361
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,485
Oh, don't be.
362
00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:49,236
You may not be funny like Tim
or thoughtful like your sister,
363
00:14:49,338 --> 00:14:52,516
but you are the cutest
364
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,171
little ladybug there ever was.
365
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:56,287
Hmm?
366
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,522
Mom, have you been drinking wine?
367
00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:58,913
Oh, please.
368
00:14:59,348 --> 00:15:02,000
Oh, look, there's Molly.
369
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:04,075
God, I love that girl.
370
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,654
Mr. Duvet, my favorite piece of advice
371
00:15:06,756 --> 00:15:08,119
you ever gave me was
372
00:15:08,144 --> 00:15:10,869
to alwaysremain excited for the future.
373
00:15:10,924 --> 00:15:13,628
All units, I've been
hit! I need backup...
374
00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:14,719
[shuts off intercom]
375
00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:18,465
Tonight, as we celebrate
all that you have been,
376
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:22,236
remember, we also celebrate
all that you will be.
377
00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:25,084
Happy birthday, Mr. Duvet.
378
00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:28,677
- [laughs]
- [applause]
379
00:15:28,945 --> 00:15:30,377
[laughs]
380
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,407
Now, that was a nice speech. [laughs]
381
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:38,136
Somebody ought to ask her to marry him!
382
00:15:38,788 --> 00:15:41,422
Son, I'm referring to you.
383
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,457
Mom, I know. Oh, my God.
384
00:15:44,994 --> 00:15:46,894
Oh, no. [laughs]
385
00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,562
You're gonna do a spit take, right?
386
00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:49,763
[groovy music]
387
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:50,731
[gulps]
388
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,499
No spit take?
389
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:54,759
What kind of clown are you, man?
390
00:15:54,784 --> 00:15:56,203
Look around, kid.
391
00:15:56,305 --> 00:15:58,639
The only clown in this room is you.
392
00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:05,613
393
00:16:18,809 --> 00:16:21,455
Sam, am I a clown?
394
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:24,552
Tim, I'm really freaking out right now.
395
00:16:24,577 --> 00:16:26,210
I mean, I've got nothing.
396
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,401
What am I gonna do?
397
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:29,136
Why are you stressed out about this?
398
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,437
You're always so good
at things like this.
399
00:16:30,539 --> 00:16:32,106
I mean, Tim, I could get up there
400
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,808
and I could tell jokes and sing a song
401
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,203
and get hands clapping
and panties dropping.
402
00:16:37,228 --> 00:16:38,238
This is a family event.
403
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,781
That's not what I what I want,
404
00:16:39,806 --> 00:16:41,183
you know? Not tonight.
405
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:45,286
I just want to let my dad
know how I feel about him.
406
00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:48,522
You know, let him know
that as I grow older,
407
00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:50,924
I see myself becoming
more and more like him,
408
00:16:51,027 --> 00:16:53,927
and it just lets me know that
I'm headed on the right path.
409
00:16:55,197 --> 00:16:57,031
[toilet flushing]
410
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,433
Samuel, that was perfect.
411
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:00,801
You projected wonderfully.
412
00:17:00,903 --> 00:17:03,202
I could hear you all the way
in the back of the bathroom.
413
00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:04,954
[laughs]
414
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:06,740
Thanks, Dad.
415
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,131
Hey, guys.
416
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,979
Oh, man, who stunk it up in here?
417
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:14,238
Well, I had an opportuni...
418
00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:15,302
I did.
419
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,969
I stunk it up in here.
420
00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:20,566
With a poo.
421
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,058
Guys, check this out. It stinks.
422
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,661
- Well...
- Ooh, whoa! Whoa!
423
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:30,279
- Uh, yeah, that's my poop.
- Hoo!
424
00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:31,900
There's still poop in here.
425
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,167
Why didn't you flush?
426
00:17:33,192 --> 00:17:35,659
He did flush. He flushed five times,
427
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,891
but there was so much poop
that it got stuck in the pipe.
428
00:17:38,999 --> 00:17:40,763
It's all according to Sam.
429
00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:42,778
Yeah, that's what happened.
430
00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:47,173
Yeah. And I pooped too.
431
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:50,109
You're also smelling my crap.
432
00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:52,912
- Yeah.
- Hey, guys.
433
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,860
My eyes don't cry no more
434
00:17:56,885 --> 00:18:00,186
My heart don't ache no more
435
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,189
Since you walked through my door
436
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,328
I don't have to
no longer be blue
437
00:18:07,615 --> 00:18:09,865
You'll never know dear
438
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,528
How much I love you
439
00:18:12,662 --> 00:18:13,828
And I do, Dad.
440
00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,797
Please don't take
441
00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:19,633
I said please don't take... uh
442
00:18:19,735 --> 00:18:21,502
Please don't take
443
00:18:21,604 --> 00:18:22,719
I said please don't
444
00:18:24,473 --> 00:18:25,467
Please don't
445
00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:26,974
Take
446
00:18:27,076 --> 00:18:29,276
Please don't take
447
00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:30,644
My sun...
448
00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:37,094
Shine away... hey-hey
449
00:18:38,546 --> 00:18:41,647
[scattered applause]
450
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:44,383
It's fine. Hard to go second,
451
00:18:44,408 --> 00:18:46,008
so, had the idea first.
452
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,266
[applause]
453
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,250
Better than the kid.
454
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:52,380
Okay, now, if there
are no more speeches...
455
00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:54,523
Julian.
456
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,159
Did you want to say something?
457
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,661
[laughing] All right.
458
00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:02,101
Oh, boy. Here comes Mr. Bones.
459
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,705
Watch this, folks.
460
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,497
He is not performing tonight.
461
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:08,848
- Shh.
- Andrew Carnegie once said,
462
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,606
"As I grow older,
463
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:15,573
"I pay less attention to what men say.
464
00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:18,746
I just watch what they do".
465
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:19,857
[crowd gasps]
466
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:22,616
[laughs]
467
00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:23,800
Shit.
468
00:19:24,754 --> 00:19:26,205
Classic!
469
00:19:26,489 --> 00:19:28,756
He slow-played me, baby!
470
00:19:28,858 --> 00:19:30,825
No, I don't know, Tim.
I think he's really hurt.
471
00:19:30,927 --> 00:19:33,702
Oh, no, no, that was a clown fall.
472
00:19:33,825 --> 00:19:35,691
[laughs]
473
00:19:36,787 --> 00:19:37,865
Oh.
474
00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:41,769
You brilliant master
of the comedic arts.
475
00:19:41,871 --> 00:19:44,205
[majestic music]
476
00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:46,007
[groans]
477
00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:53,080
478
00:19:53,182 --> 00:19:55,783
[inaudible]
479
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:59,120
480
00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:00,421
Yes!
481
00:20:00,523 --> 00:20:03,224
In your face, pie lady!
482
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,160
- Oh!
- [crowd gasps]
483
00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:09,262
[screams]
484
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:13,334
[yelling]
485
00:20:13,436 --> 00:20:14,969
- I should kick your ass.
- [yelling]
486
00:20:15,071 --> 00:20:17,115
Come on. Come on. Come on. Just sit.
487
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,979
- Just... come on.
- [yelling]
488
00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:22,309
- Just sit. Just sit. Just...
- [yelling]
489
00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:24,612
[yelling]
490
00:20:24,714 --> 00:20:28,513
All:
Happy birthday to you
491
00:20:28,545 --> 00:20:30,545
Everybody has a birthday.
492
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,107
Men, wome, boys and girls,
493
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:37,151
It's a time to reflect on your life.
494
00:20:39,292 --> 00:20:42,591
The past and future happenings.
495
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,154
I am very happy
496
00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:49,326
because today is my birthday.
497
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,693
Let's hustle!
498
00:20:52,787 --> 00:20:55,140
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