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God, they put those bathrooms so far...
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Uh, hon... what are you doing?
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I'm making out with... you?
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Then who is this?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he's dead.
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W-Why are you still kissing him?
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I don't know!
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Rock and roll.
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Keep going! Move!
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Go, go, go!
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Geils, get down!
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I can't. If I stop bouncing,
he'll start crying.
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- [Sighs]
- [Cellphone rings]
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Tribeca.
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- Right away.
- [Cellphone beeps]
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Another body just
washed up on the beach.
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Lieutenant wants us there.
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I can't go.
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I got his music class after this.
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Why does a baby need a music class?
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What, is he gonna start a band?
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Oh, you sleep for a
year and now you want
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to start making decisions
about his future?
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I was in a coma.
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You know what, I'm just exhausted.
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Just drop it.
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But I think someone
needs a diaper change.
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Sorry. This is my first raid.
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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Hello, Angela.
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Hello, Monica.
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What happened to Mr. Handsome here?
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Sir Nathan Handsome washed up
on the shore 7:30 this morning.
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We have to assume that it's a drowning
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until the lab proves different.
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Isn't this the 11th drowning this month?
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12th, actually.
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This is Brad Wilson, head lifeguard.
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It's pronounced "Brah."
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Angie Tribeca, LAPD.
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Well, Angie, the ocean is the
biggest killer in this county.
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Maybe you should arrest
it and throw it in jail.
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Any explanation for the
uptick in drownings?
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You got a wicked northwest swell
crashing into a southwest rip.
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You do the math.
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12.
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Anyway, there's basically
nothing that can be done,
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so I say dig a hole, throw him in,
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and say aloha, the goodbye one.
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We might need you to come down
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to the station and make a statement.
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Sure, whatever you need.
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Meanwhile, we're shutting
down this beach.
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- You want to do what?!
- Close the beach.
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- Excuse me?
- Close the beach!
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I can't hear a thing
with these ear plugs.
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Mr. Mayor!
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We need to close every beach
in Los Angeles County.
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Atkins, have you lost your mind?
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That beach makes up 95%
of the city's revenue.
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Sir, we have had 12 drownings
in the last month.
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It is too dangerous!
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I was just there with
my family this weekend,
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and we had a heck of a time.
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Little Jimmy caught an I.V. bag.
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Damn it, Joe!
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Friday is supposed to be
the hottest day on record.
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Everybody and his brother's
gonna be out there!
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That beach stays open.
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My brother's coming this weekend,
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and I promised him we were gonna go.
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Is that clear?
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No, not really!
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Okay, 1 better or 2?
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Can I see them again?
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[Sighs]
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Okay, I just got him down for a nap.
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Now I just want to put my feet
up for two seconds.
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[Telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Hey, Monica.
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Yeah, I'm just, uh...
uh, reading him a book.
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Can I maybe call you back later?
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Yes, I'll be right there.
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Yes, I'll hurry.
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Turns out our guy didn't drown.
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All the fruit's grown locally.
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No preservatives, no added sugar.
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Oh, excuse me a moment.
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Geils, Tribeca.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Here lies drowning victim number 12.
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Or so we thought.
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Before we go any further,
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I think it just needs to be said
that this guy is ripped.
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Abs, pecs, Magic Mike V.
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I'm not saying I'm gay or
a necrophiliac, but if I was,
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I certainly wouldn't tell you guys.
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How do we know it isn't a drowning?
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A drowning victim's lungs
would be full of water.
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His were completely empty,
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which means he stopped breathing
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before he went in the ocean.
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What was the cause of death?
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- Heart attack.
- Heart attack?
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He looks 26, and he's in
the best shape of his life.
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He has an incredible body.
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The odds of an adult male under 30
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suffering a heart attack
is about 1 in every 780,000,
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unless there's something already
in the system to cause it.
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Scholls, let's run the
blood sample, shall we?
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Mm.
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O-positive. Iron content seems normal.
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White blood cell count
within a healthy range.
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There's something else in here.
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Possibly a combination of
fenfluramine and phentermine?
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More commonly known as Fen-Phen.
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Jay: A weight-loss drug?
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Wasn't that outlawed in 1997
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because it made people look too awesome?
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Yes.
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Fenfluramine was banned in the U.S.
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because of various side effects
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including dizziness, confusion,
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hypertension, and death.
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Ask your doctor if Fen-Phen
is right for you.
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Announcer: Do not operate heavy
machinery while on Fen-Phen.
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If you're pregnant or nursing,
ask your doctor before taking.
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For an erection lasting
more than four hours,
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seek immediate medical attention.
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If you have a history of heart disease,
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do not take Fen-Phen,
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as it may exacerbate your condition.
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We re-checked the blood
of all the victims,
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and they all proved
positive for Fen-Phen.
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Someone is dealing diet
drugs on the beach.
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These people didn't drown.
They're dumped.
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Dumped like a girl in a coma.
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You were unconscious, she was conscious.
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Why do I have to keep explaining myself?
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I did what any rational man would do.
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I think about you when
I make love to her.
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What else do you want?
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- God, I can't take this anymore.
- [Baby crying]
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What was that, 10 minutes?
I'm losing my mind here.
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Didn't you hear him?
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He's having sex with me
when he thinks about you.
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Get over it. It's getting sad.
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Here's your stupid statement.
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Am I free to go?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let me see what this is.
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"My Day at the Beach" by Brah Wilson.
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"My day at the beach was really fun.
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People played in the water.
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Then I had ice cream.
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It was fun. I love the beach.
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The end."
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That's it?
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12 corpses wash up on the beach
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and that's not enough
to keep you up at night?
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What can I say? I'm a chill dude.
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Well, since you're so chill,
I guess it wouldn't surprise you
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to learn that all those
people you said drowned
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actually overdosed on an
illegal weight-loss drug.
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I'd be surprised on the inside,
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but you wouldn't be able to tell
from my demeanor, no.
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[Scoffs]
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I think you know something.
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And until you come clean,
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I got other ways of getting what I want.
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You want a statement,
I'll give you a statement.
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We live in a world with waves,
and people need to be protected
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from those waves by men in shorts.
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Who's gonna do it, you?
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You, Lieutenant Weinberg?
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You ever saved a life, Detective?
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- Many.
- I didn't think so.
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I look at the ugliest
parts of humanity...
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littering, cellulite,
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an utter disregard for
the rules of volleyball.
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But in spite of it all, I say,
"You're not gonna die today.
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Not on my beach. Brah has got you."
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Well, I know 12 corpses
that might disagree.
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And I don't appreciate
being questioned by a man
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who has the luxury of working on land.
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My enemy never stops.
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He keeps coming and coming.
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[Imitates waves crashing]
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And when it comes for
you, which it will,
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you better pray I'm
there to pull you out.
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[Chair scrapes]
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So, unless I'm under arrest...
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I got a beach to patrol.
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Someone's dealing banned
weight-loss drugs.
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People O.D., they get
dumped in the water,
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the lifeguards call it a drowning.
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I'll tell you this right now...
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Brah Wilson knows a hell of a lot
more than what he's letting on.
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Not a hell of a lot more, but more.
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I think we need to get someone
undercover with the lifeguards.
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That person would have
to spend every day
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at the beach away from their family.
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It would require a ton of sleep
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and probably no hassles.
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I can't in good conscience
ask anyone to do that.
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I'll do it, Lieutenant.
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Geils, you have a baby
and a love triangle.
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Think about what you'd be giving up.
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[Elevator dings]
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Hey. How's it going, guys?
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I'm the new lifeguard, Jay Geils.
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Papers, please.
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Welcome to Malibu.
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Just having paperwork doesn't
make you a lifeguard.
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We're a brotherhood.
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How do we know you got what it takes?
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I guess just assume I do?
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We're gonna need to see a rescue.
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See that middle-aged Asian
man out in the surf?
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He's been flailing since
you walked in here.
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I give him ten minutes
till he goes under.
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Not so fast, hot-shot.
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I also got a Midwestern couple
about to pull glass bottles
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out of their cooler over there.
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- What do you do?
- I mean...
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What do you do?
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[Blows whistle]
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No glass on the beach!
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[Indistinct conversations]
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All right. Look who it is!
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[Guitar thuds]
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Everybody, this is the new
member of our crew.
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Geils, I want you to meet Todd,
Skeeter, Wilhelm, Stacy,
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Lukabubude, Martinez, the
other Stacy, L'Monjello...
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- Yo.
- Oranjello, and Man Stacy.
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Glad to meet you guys.
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I just hope we can all work together
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to keep these beaches safe.
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[Laughter]
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I like him! He's crazy.
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Come with me.
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I want to talk to you some
place a little more private.
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So, what's your regime?
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I'm a Stalin guy.
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What? No. I mean your workout regime.
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Oh, you mean "regimen."
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Yeah, a lot of people get that confused.
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Just some weights, a little treadmill.
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We're gonna need you
to step it up a bit.
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We got a mantra out here, unspoken rule
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passed down from generation
to generation...
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"No fatties."
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Doesn't that seem insensitive in light
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of modern-day acceptance
of different body types?
259
00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:46,587
We're all for people
with different body types,
260
00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:48,590
just not on the beach.
We call those "inside people."
261
00:10:48,622 --> 00:10:50,592
I guess I could add in some more cardio.
262
00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:52,527
Cardio's not gonna cut it, my brother.
263
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,529
Out here, where every second counts,
264
00:10:54,561 --> 00:10:57,297
we got to kick things up a notch.
265
00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:58,765
What is this?
266
00:10:58,799 --> 00:11:01,369
Trust me, Jay. I'm about
to show you a world
267
00:11:01,401 --> 00:11:03,437
you're not gonna believe even existed...
268
00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:06,874
endless sun, chill vibes, hot bodies,
269
00:11:06,907 --> 00:11:09,310
no responsibilities, no
babies, and no girlfriends.
270
00:11:09,343 --> 00:11:10,978
[Cellphone ringing]
271
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,517
[Beep]
272
00:11:17,151 --> 00:11:18,285
Who was that?
273
00:11:18,319 --> 00:11:19,954
Nobody.
274
00:11:19,987 --> 00:11:22,891
[Cheering]
275
00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,058
Now jump in the fire.
276
00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:25,826
What?
277
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,862
I know who's dealing the drugs.
278
00:11:28,728 --> 00:11:30,064
It's me.
279
00:11:31,332 --> 00:11:33,468
Face down, maggot!
280
00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:35,470
You're going away
for a long time, scumbag.
281
00:11:35,502 --> 00:11:37,305
All right! I'll talk, I'll talk!
282
00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:38,673
Hang on. Let's hear what he has to say.
283
00:11:38,705 --> 00:11:39,973
[Exhales sharply]
284
00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:40,837
It's the lifeguards.
285
00:11:40,837 --> 00:11:42,139
They're dealing Fen-Phen on the beach
286
00:11:42,171 --> 00:11:43,473
so everyone will be fit and attractive
287
00:11:43,506 --> 00:11:45,497
and also presumably to make money.
288
00:11:45,523 --> 00:11:47,092
Great. Let's take 'em down.
289
00:11:47,118 --> 00:11:47,985
Wait a second!
290
00:11:47,985 --> 00:11:49,521
We don't know how they're
getting the drugs
291
00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:50,789
or how they're connected to the bodies
292
00:11:50,822 --> 00:11:52,290
or even who's running this whole thing.
293
00:11:52,601 --> 00:11:54,070
What are you proposing?
294
00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:56,360
Give me another week
with them, 10 days tops,
295
00:11:56,394 --> 00:11:58,296
two weeks on the absolute outside.
296
00:11:58,337 --> 00:12:00,211
Let's make it a month, just to be safe.
297
00:12:00,239 --> 00:12:01,572
I go in deep with the lifeguards,
298
00:12:01,598 --> 00:12:03,350
figure out their operations,
299
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,737
six years later, we take
the whole thing down.
300
00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:07,732
All right. Let's give it a shot.
301
00:12:07,849 --> 00:12:10,909
But I want you to check in
once a week, Geils.
302
00:12:11,742 --> 00:12:13,812
All right. Let's do this. Hands in.
303
00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:17,582
304
00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:25,223
Oh, yeah!
305
00:12:25,256 --> 00:12:27,826
Oh
306
00:12:27,858 --> 00:12:29,727
Yeah
307
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,564
You're gonna wake up one morning
308
00:12:32,597 --> 00:12:35,434
As the sun greets the dawn
309
00:12:36,766 --> 00:12:39,436
You're gonna wake up one morning
310
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,705
As the sun breaks the dawn
311
00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:45,809
You're gonna look around
in your mind, girl
312
00:12:45,843 --> 00:12:48,313
You're gonna find that I'm gone
313
00:12:48,346 --> 00:12:52,083
You didn't realize
314
00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:55,252
You didn't realize
315
00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:58,422
You didn't realize
316
00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:01,458
You didn't realize
317
00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:04,529
You didn't realize
318
00:13:04,561 --> 00:13:08,165
Aah, you're gonna miss me, baby
319
00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:11,469
Aah, you're gonna miss me
320
00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:14,305
Hey.
321
00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:15,673
Tribeca, what are you doing here?
322
00:13:15,705 --> 00:13:17,274
They probably shouldn't
see me talking to you.
323
00:13:17,308 --> 00:13:19,140
You missed your last check-in.
324
00:13:19,351 --> 00:13:21,053
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, bro.
325
00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:22,368
Nothing to report, really.
326
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,529
"Nothing to report?" "Bro?"
"Sorry about that?"
327
00:13:25,662 --> 00:13:26,575
"Oh, yeah?"
328
00:13:27,242 --> 00:13:29,311
Maybe you and I should go
back to the office and talk.
329
00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:33,065
Can't do it, man. This is my office now.
330
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:35,090
Come on in.
331
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,153
Have a seat.
332
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,788
You want anything to drink?
333
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,724
Water?
334
00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:45,627
So, how's it going, Tribeca?
335
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,962
Busy? Too busy to hit the gym?
336
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,297
Stress eating?
337
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,831
Don't take this the wrong way,
338
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,633
but you're looking a little nourished.
339
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,333
Geils, you look terrible.
340
00:13:54,521 --> 00:13:55,990
What the hell are they doing to you?
341
00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:56,859
Jealous much?
342
00:13:56,892 --> 00:13:58,227
All right, that's it.
343
00:13:58,259 --> 00:14:00,128
This operation is over.
You're coming in.
344
00:14:00,161 --> 00:14:02,165
I'm not going anywhere.
This is where I belong.
345
00:14:02,198 --> 00:14:04,467
Out here I'm free. Out
here I don't have to lie.
346
00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:05,634
Lie about what?
347
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,137
Everything... my feelings for Scholls,
348
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,901
me and her raising our
Canadian love child,
349
00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:12,330
my feeling for you...
350
00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:15,565
In summary, I'm just super
tired of all the lying.
351
00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,600
Out here I can be myself...
352
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:20,470
a 95-pound undercover cop
pretending to be a lifeguard
353
00:14:20,503 --> 00:14:23,907
who lives by one motto... "No fatties."
354
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,444
Jesus. Your nose is bleeding.
355
00:14:28,065 --> 00:14:28,617
Oh, yeah.
356
00:14:28,643 --> 00:14:31,515
Brah says that's just fat
trying to get out of my face.
357
00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:32,802
You're crazy sunburnt.
358
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:36,139
Wrong. Just my false self shedding away.
359
00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:38,930
Listen, I know things are
complicated right now,
360
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,764
but you can't just run
away from your life
361
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:42,732
and, like, build a whole
new life out of sand.
362
00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:45,469
Too late, Tribeca. I'm home.
This is permanent.
363
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:48,540
I got it again! Oof! Whoa.
364
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:03,483
[Indistinct conversations]
365
00:15:03,509 --> 00:15:05,745
We got a traitor in our midst.
366
00:15:05,746 --> 00:15:08,015
[Indistinct murmuring]
367
00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:10,018
Let's keep the murmuring to a minimum.
368
00:15:10,051 --> 00:15:13,888
Turns out, someone we thought
was our brother in red
369
00:15:13,921 --> 00:15:16,291
- is actually a boy in blue.
- [Gasps]
370
00:15:16,323 --> 00:15:17,791
Police?
371
00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:19,961
You know what we do with traitors?
372
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,565
[Chanting] Send them home!
373
00:15:23,597 --> 00:15:25,399
Send them home!
374
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:26,735
Send them home!
375
00:15:26,768 --> 00:15:29,303
Oh, we're gonna send them home
all right...
376
00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:30,905
in a body bag.
377
00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:33,641
Watch it.
378
00:15:34,941 --> 00:15:39,581
Turns out Wilhelm was actually
"Bill Helm," secret police.
379
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:42,316
What a waste of a hard body.
380
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,853
Start digging.
381
00:15:47,056 --> 00:15:50,416
It sounds like Geils is completely gone,
a total write off.
382
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,105
I wouldn't be surprised if we find
his bloated corpse floating in...
383
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:54,440
Hey! Monica.
384
00:15:54,472 --> 00:15:55,640
How's it going?
385
00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:56,976
What's happening with the...
386
00:15:57,009 --> 00:15:58,811
dead people and the forensics and stuff?
387
00:15:58,843 --> 00:15:59,778
How's Geils doing?
388
00:15:59,812 --> 00:16:01,547
He is so good.
389
00:16:02,114 --> 00:16:03,816
Tell him... to her, Tribeca.
390
00:16:03,848 --> 00:16:04,949
He's great.
391
00:16:04,982 --> 00:16:06,618
Firmly attached to the grid,
392
00:16:06,651 --> 00:16:08,353
still super "coppy."
393
00:16:08,386 --> 00:16:09,487
He's...
394
00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:12,694
Tribeca, I know you might have your
problems with me after what happened...
395
00:16:12,694 --> 00:16:14,663
the accident, the coma,
the repeated intercourse
396
00:16:14,695 --> 00:16:17,398
with your boyfriend, some of
it in your hospital room...
397
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:20,495
but I would hope that you still
have enough respect left for me
398
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,923
to tell me the truth.
399
00:16:21,955 --> 00:16:24,691
He pooped on the beach
and buried it like a cat.
400
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,175
I see.
401
00:16:26,176 --> 00:16:28,311
Tribeca, I want you to
coordinate with Malibu police,
402
00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:30,513
SWAT, Sea Org, and local Chabad.
403
00:16:30,547 --> 00:16:31,981
Take the lifeguards down.
404
00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:33,182
Copy that, Lieutenant.
405
00:16:33,215 --> 00:16:36,018
Don't worry. We'll bring him back.
406
00:16:36,052 --> 00:16:37,421
I think we both know the only person
407
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,789
who can bring him back is you.
408
00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:40,323
That's not true.
409
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:43,292
What Geils and I had is over.
410
00:16:43,326 --> 00:16:45,595
You guys are a family now.
411
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:49,099
He just needs to be reminded of that.
412
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:50,901
[Softly] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
413
00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:53,424
[Normal voice] Take them down.
414
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,480
Hey, Geils!
415
00:17:02,514 --> 00:17:04,984
It's gonna be a good day!
416
00:17:12,058 --> 00:17:14,193
[Gulls chirping]
417
00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:20,533
Shh!
418
00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:24,441
Wait for my signal on
five... four... three...
419
00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:25,477
ten!
420
00:17:25,509 --> 00:17:26,478
Nine... eight...
421
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,046
seven... six... five...
422
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,748
four... three... two one... go, go, go!
423
00:17:30,781 --> 00:17:32,850
424
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:42,726
Get down on your knees!
425
00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:44,261
Grab him!
426
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:46,163
Freeze!
427
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:47,232
[Grunting]
428
00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:49,066
Angie: No. No, no. It's okay.
429
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:49,834
He's a cop!
430
00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:52,269
I'm not a cop!
431
00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:54,439
I'm a lifeguard.
432
00:17:54,471 --> 00:17:55,539
[Groans]
433
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:56,740
I'll take it from here.
434
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,677
- Geils.
- Put the gun down, Brah.
435
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,245
It's okay, Detective, I'm a cop.
436
00:18:00,277 --> 00:18:01,613
Malibu PD.
437
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,013
I've been undercover for four years
438
00:18:03,046 --> 00:18:04,382
trying to clean up this beach,
439
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:05,883
and you guys just blew
my entire operation.
440
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:08,018
Man: Hey, this guy's got a badge!
441
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:11,683
- Alberto Martinez, ATF.
- Stacy Galina, FBI.
442
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:14,679
Mama Lukabubude, ADT Security Services.
443
00:18:14,712 --> 00:18:18,016
Is anyone here an actual
drug-dealing lifeguard?
444
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,717
Yeah. Me.
445
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,120
Catch me if you can.
446
00:18:22,153 --> 00:18:23,287
Geils! No!
447
00:18:23,321 --> 00:18:24,523
He's getting away!
448
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:26,691
LAPD. I need your paddle and ball.
449
00:18:26,725 --> 00:18:27,525
Sure, Mister.
450
00:18:27,558 --> 00:18:29,661
451
00:18:41,105 --> 00:18:43,975
Geils. [Panting]
452
00:18:44,008 --> 00:18:47,312
I told you I wasn't going back,
Tribeca, and I meant it.
453
00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,714
I'm gonna make people thin and fit.
454
00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:52,150
And don't even try an
object lesson on me,
455
00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:53,518
'cause it's not gonna work.
456
00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:55,554
Okay, fine. I won't even try.
457
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:59,257
But I want you to take a look
at something... over there.
458
00:19:02,294 --> 00:19:04,929
[Baby coos]
459
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,692
Monica...
460
00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:08,162
and our baby.
461
00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:10,297
It's his first beach day.
462
00:19:10,329 --> 00:19:12,031
Look closer.
463
00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:15,369
Wait a second. What's
baby Angela wearing?
464
00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:17,970
A jacket and long pants?
465
00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:20,073
On the hottest day of the year?
466
00:19:20,106 --> 00:19:22,742
He's self-conscious about his curves.
467
00:19:22,776 --> 00:19:24,077
Curves?
468
00:19:24,111 --> 00:19:26,980
No. No, not curves.
That's just baby fat.
469
00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:29,682
He's... he's a beautiful, perfect baby.
470
00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:32,251
In today's day and age, even
a baby can have a great body
471
00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:34,354
and still feel insecure
because we're surrounded
472
00:19:34,386 --> 00:19:36,856
by unrealistic expectations of
what "perfect" looks like.
473
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,057
No, no, no, no.
474
00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:40,560
Babies are supposed to be fat...
475
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:41,894
and some people, too.
476
00:19:41,928 --> 00:19:44,732
"No fatties," Geils. Remember?
477
00:19:44,765 --> 00:19:48,102
Oh, my God. What have I done?
478
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,705
It's all right, partner.
479
00:19:51,738 --> 00:19:53,240
Nothing we can't undo.
480
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:55,966
Except for Brad executing
that German guy.
481
00:19:55,999 --> 00:19:58,169
We're just gonna have to
sweep that under the rug.
482
00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:01,005
It's just nice not to have
to lie for a while.
483
00:20:01,037 --> 00:20:03,974
Someday, maybe we won't have to.
484
00:20:04,715 --> 00:20:06,418
Now go hug our baby.
485
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,255
Oh, Geils? Here.
486
00:20:10,287 --> 00:20:12,856
Oh [bleep] that looks good.
487
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:15,560
Ohh! Mmm. Mmm.
488
00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:18,095
489
00:20:26,536 --> 00:20:29,506
Tribeca! A little help here.
490
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:31,676
I think I buried myself too deep.
491
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,745
Hoffman!
492
00:20:33,777 --> 00:20:36,081
[Dog whines]
493
00:20:41,797 --> 00:20:45,055
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