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[Gunshots]
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Fire!
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[Explosion]
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Yeah!
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[Groaning]
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[Whines]
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I don't know what's wrong with me.
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I'm down and left on every shot.
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Here, let me take a look.
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Try bending your elbow a little bit.
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Maybe slide your hand
back a half inch or so.
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[Gunshot]
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Whoa, my love
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My darling
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[Gunshot]
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I've hungered for your touch
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[Gunshot, electricity fizzles]
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[Man groans]
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No, I can't do this.
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You're great at this. Your tongue touched
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the hangy thing in the back of my throat.
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No, Geils.
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I mean, I can't get close
to another partner.
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Tribeca, after all we've been through,
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you can't tell me you
don't have feelings for me.
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[Sighs]
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[Chuckles]
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I don't have feelings for you.
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You're just never gonna let
anyone in the rest of your life?
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See you around, partner.
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Adios, partner.
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Later, Angie.
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[Michael Jackson's "Thriller" plays]
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[Zombies groaning]
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[Whimpers]
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It's plain to see that you already
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Hey, why the long face?
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I was a forceps baby.
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Hey, where's the normal
bartender, regular Pete?
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Yeah, he had the night off.
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I've never known him to take the night off.
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That's why we called him Pete.
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Wait, I remember. He died.
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Oh, wow, that's sad.
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How about a drink?
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In honor of regular Pete.
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Pete, regular Pete.
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Yeah, right, that's what I said.
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Angie: Drowning your sorrows?
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Yeah, I got feelings for my partner,
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but she doesn't want to recip...
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Hey.
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Look, you don't think I want to recip?
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Of course, I want to recip,
but you don't understand.
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I've had 236 partners,
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and I've fallen in love with
every single one of them.
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That's so normal.
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And something bad has happened
to every single one of them.
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So, the odds of something
happening to me are zero.
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If I ever lost you...
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Nothing's gonna happen to me, kid.
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I swear.
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Okay.
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Let's do this.
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I feel like a princess in
an old-fashioned fairy tale.
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[Chuckles]
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Wait, let me just go drain the lizard.
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Here you go, Geils, on the house.
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Thanks.
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[Echoing] Hey, how did you know my name?
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My name, my name.
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My name.
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My name, my name.
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You better stop spinning.
You're gonna make yourself sick.
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Thanks. Hey, how
did you know my...
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It was the smoking drink.
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All right, Geils, get ready for some...
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[screaming]
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Something's happened to Geils. I know it.
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Let's not jump to any conclusions.
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Somebody order a body bag?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Maybe Geils just went home
to sleep off his hangover.
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He would never just leave like that.
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I'm gonna try his phone again.
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[Phone rings]
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Geils' phone.
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Hey, it's Tribeca. Have you seen him?
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No, no word since last time
you called five minutes ago.
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All right, I'm sorry. I'm just worried.
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It's okay. [Phone rings]
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Oh, my big phone's ringing.
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Tribeca.
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Man: Hello, Detective Tribeca.
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I have a friend of yours
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that would very much like to see you again.
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He's got Geils.
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Trace this call. Trace this call.
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Who is this?
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I don't want to use my real name.
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Just call me Wilson Phillips.
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Wait, no, that is my real name.
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Just call me Wilson P.
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You listen to me, Wilson P.
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If you touch a hair
on my partner's head...
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No, no, no, you listen to me, Detective!
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If I do not get $1,000
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in non-sequential coffee
gift cards in 2 hours,
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the bomb strapped to
your partner will explode.
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How we doing on this trace?
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Keep talking?
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So, uh, Wilson P., what do you like to do
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when you're not kidnapping people?
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[Laughs]
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Nice try.
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I love sports, especially
stuff in the water.
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- Snorkel, paddle board.
- Do we have it?
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Sometimes I just lay on the beach,
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let the birds eat the
bread off my naked body.
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That's really interesting.
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Tell me more.
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Time's up, Detective!
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Is what I will say in two hours
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if you do not get me what I want.
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Goodbye.
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And god bless.
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How did we do on the trace?
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- Huh?
- Did we get the trace?
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You wanted me to trace a call?
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Oh! Girl, I was jamming.
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- Damn it!
-
they're back stabbers
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There are over 15 Wilson Phillipses
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in the state of California.
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We have cops tracking them,
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but we'll never get to
all of them in two hours.
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Well, luckily, every call
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that comes into the precinct is recorded.
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Did you and Edelweiss get
anything from the call?
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Unfortunately, Dr. Edelweiss
is at a forensics conference
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in Istanbul, but I was
able to reach him on Skype.
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Hello, Dr. Edelweiss.
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Dr. Edelweiss?
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There's a bit of a time delay.
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Let's just get started.
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Listen to the audio from the phone call.
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If I do not get $1,000
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in non-sequential coffee
gift cards in two hours,
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the bomb strapped to your
partner will explode.
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That's him.
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That's what I thought,
too, but there's more.
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Watch what happens when we...
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Ah, there you are,
Tribeca. How are you?
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It's been a tough day, but you know,
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just trying to stay optimistic.
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Watch what happens when I
strip out Wilson P.'s voice.
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[Chatter]
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Then I take out any other voices.
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[Clanking] Which leads...
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Yes, I was very concerned
when I heard about Geils,
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but don't worry.
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This technology is absolutely amazing.
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I mean, here I am in the...
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So, if we take out everything
but the background noise...
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[Static]
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Wait a second.
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The guy asked for coffee gift cards,
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which must mean he likes...
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- Overpriced coffee.
- Shitty, last-minute gifts.
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That's someone steaming
milk. That's in a coffee shop.
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There's thousands in the city.
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We'll just never narrow it down in time.
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Hang on, maybe I can pull up
some of the background noises.
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Woman: I have to say, Coffee
Commune at 1287 Beverly Drive
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is my favorite coffee shop in town.
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That's right around the corner.
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We're there every day.
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He knows us.
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Istanbul, and it's as if
I'm standing right next to you.
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So, Scholls, what are we looking at?
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What can I get you? A Cuvanista?
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Squat Wipe? Double Dark?
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I'm Detective Tanner.
This is Detective Hoffman.
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We need to ask you a few questions.
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Seriously, man? This is my busiest time.
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At least order something.
I got a whole line here.
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Fine, just a coffee.
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I don't know what that is.
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Come on, an Italian Long?
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A Perky Pony? A Kansas City Mudstorm?
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[Barks]
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Coming right up.
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We're trying to track
down one of your customers.
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You recognize this voice?
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Man: If I do not get $1,000
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in non-sequential coffee
gift cards in two hours...
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Yeah, I remember him.
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Nice guy, good tipper.
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Hint, hint. Are we done here?
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A cop's life is at stake here!
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Now, before I tape your
mouth to that milk steamer...
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Go on.
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What else you know about this guy?
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I don't know.
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He's 6'2", thin, light blond hair.
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Think!
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I've got this mug he used yesterday
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with his fingerprints on it!
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I am losing patience.
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I-I-i think he left his
driver's license here.
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You want me to go check the lost and found?
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You are stepping on my last nerve.
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I don't know. He...
He... he rides a bike?
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Lives within biking distance.
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We're done here.
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Well, he comes in every day at 11:00.
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If you wait like six more minutes...
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I'd quit while you're ahead.
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All right, we found five Wilson Phillipses
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within biking distance of the coffee shop,
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and we're getting search
warrants for each one,
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but we need to buy a little time.
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So, maybe we hold a press conference,
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try and draw the guy out.
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Good thinking.
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Tribeca, I know you and Geils were tight.
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We are gonna find him...
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Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup!
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It's not just that. The
way we left things was...
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- Was it?
- Kind of.
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I see. You know, sometimes...
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I know, but it's hard because...
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I get it. I've been there.
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Thanks, Lieutenant, you
always know what to...
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I do.
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God. Geils could be hanging
on by a thread, or, worse,
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he could be in the early
stages of Stockholm Syndrome.
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Even worse than that,
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he could be developing
a bond with his captor.
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[Ding!]
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Honey! Muffins are ready!
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I made you some low-sodium muffins
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because I know your blood
pressure's an issue right now.
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Maybe later.
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Okay, maybe later.
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What'd you do that for?
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I don't know. Maybe
I'll tell you later.
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Can we not do this right now?
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I'm trying to run a kidnapping.
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You always do this. You
take on everything yourself.
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[Sighs] I got to go out.
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Oh, great, your answer to everything.
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You know what? I hope this bomb explodes.
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Don't even joke about that.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Hey, is that Tribeca on TV?
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Angie: We are working very hard.
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We are tracking every lead,
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and we are confident that
we will find Detective Geils
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and bring this kidnapper to justice.
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At this point, I'll take some questions.
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00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:10,480
[All shouting "question!"]
266
00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:11,864
Yes?
267
00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:13,533
Where should I take the in-laws to dinner?
268
00:11:13,535 --> 00:11:16,486
Everyone likes Italian. Yes?
269
00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:17,620
Who are you wearing?
270
00:11:17,622 --> 00:11:19,789
"Lady Cop" by Valentino.
271
00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:22,742
Former Cabinet Member
Stephen Chu won a Nobel prize
272
00:11:22,744 --> 00:11:25,411
for capturing atoms with these light beams.
273
00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:27,296
What are lasers?
274
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,466
And here's my message to the kidnapper.
275
00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:34,403
You think you're pretty
slick kidnapping my partner.
276
00:11:34,405 --> 00:11:35,638
Thanks, I do.
277
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,756
I'm not finished.
278
00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,025
Oh, sorry, go ahead.
279
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,123
You messed with the wrong cop.
280
00:11:40,436 --> 00:11:42,602
And, Geils, if you're listening,
281
00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:44,272
just know that I will not rest.
282
00:11:44,297 --> 00:11:44,993
I know, Angie.
283
00:11:44,993 --> 00:11:46,576
Will somebody just let me finish?
284
00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:48,028
Oh, sorry, go ahead.
285
00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:49,246
Until I find you.
286
00:11:49,248 --> 00:11:50,530
I guess I was pretty much done.
287
00:11:50,532 --> 00:11:51,865
No further questions.
288
00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:55,357
We got the address. Let's bounce.
289
00:11:58,099 --> 00:12:00,008
All right, take him down!
290
00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:02,024
Try not to let Geils explode.
291
00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:05,733
What the hell?
292
00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:08,062
Look at that rack.
293
00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:10,281
Charlie, don't.
294
00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:11,365
It's a booby trap!
295
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:13,150
[Beeping]
296
00:12:13,152 --> 00:12:15,619
[Explosion]
297
00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:24,506
He died doing what he loved.
298
00:12:25,723 --> 00:12:26,855
[Sighs]
299
00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:29,024
[Phone ringing]
300
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,150
Hello?
301
00:12:38,152 --> 00:12:39,439
Man: Nice try, Detective.
302
00:12:39,439 --> 00:12:40,939
How stupid do you think I am?
303
00:12:40,942 --> 00:12:43,162
Do you really think I
would be at my home address?
304
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,294
Why are you doing this?
305
00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:45,578
Geils never hurt anybody.
306
00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,785
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I wasting your time?
307
00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:50,202
Am I threatening to take
away something you care about?
308
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,918
Well, now you know how it feels.
309
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:55,123
Two weeks ago, Coffee Commune.
310
00:12:58,962 --> 00:13:00,878
[Sighs]
311
00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:04,090
Hey, can I get a small...
312
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:06,374
Sir, we're gonna need you to
step aside. Police business.
313
00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:08,031
Sure, I... I... I'm
kind of in a hurry, so...
314
00:13:08,031 --> 00:13:09,314
Yeah, we'll be quick.
315
00:13:10,805 --> 00:13:13,796
Okay. Kind of a large order here.
316
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:15,572
Let me get 37 cappuccinos,
317
00:13:15,572 --> 00:13:18,607
20 whole milk, 11 nonfat, 2 with...
318
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,359
What is that, armin mist?
319
00:13:20,361 --> 00:13:22,828
Armin mist? Almond milk.
320
00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:24,747
Almond milk? That's
a... oh, my god,
321
00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:26,415
your handwriting is terrible.
322
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,533
What's this abomination?
323
00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:28,868
Crab cake.
324
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:30,670
Cr... I can't
even read that.
325
00:13:30,672 --> 00:13:32,088
Croissant, it's croissant.
326
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,340
[Laughs] It's croissant.
Looks like cummerbund.
327
00:13:34,342 --> 00:13:36,008
I'm really in a hurry, guys.
328
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,710
Swear to god, we're almost done.
329
00:13:37,712 --> 00:13:39,879
The detective here would
like two cummerbunds.
330
00:13:39,881 --> 00:13:41,714
Would you like a top hat with
that, maybe some cufflinks?
331
00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:44,550
I get it, I get it. My
handwriting is terrible.
332
00:13:44,552 --> 00:13:45,142
Terrible?
333
00:13:45,142 --> 00:13:46,918
It looks like you wrote
it on a roller coaster.
334
00:13:46,943 --> 00:13:48,359
Okay, all I want is a small...
335
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,382
Don't worry, sir.
336
00:13:49,382 --> 00:13:51,625
We'll get you to your
gym class on time, okay?
337
00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:53,459
[Laughter]
338
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,730
Hey, while we're here,
what's the origin of coffee?
339
00:13:55,732 --> 00:13:57,365
I've always wanted to know...
340
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,515
You really hit the nail on the
head with that one, Tribeca,
341
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,309
except I wasn't a gym teacher yet.
342
00:14:02,311 --> 00:14:05,196
I was on my way to a
gym-teacher job interview.
343
00:14:05,196 --> 00:14:06,979
Getting the picture?
344
00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,364
[Sighs]
345
00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:11,784
But I missed it because of
you and your stupid coffees
346
00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:13,569
and your stupid handwriting.
347
00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:15,321
My life is ruined.
348
00:14:15,323 --> 00:14:16,739
My wife left me.
349
00:14:16,741 --> 00:14:18,735
My kids ran away and
married each other, so now,
350
00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,702
I'm taking away your boyfriend.
351
00:14:21,616 --> 00:14:24,909
We're not together. We'll
never be together, okay?
352
00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:27,419
[Phone clatters]
353
00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:28,614
He's just my partner, that's it.
354
00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:30,281
Look, we'll make amends when we need to,
355
00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:31,948
but you need to let Geils go.
356
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:36,369
I will forget everything if you
just give me a simple apology.
357
00:14:36,371 --> 00:14:38,838
Never. You're insane.
358
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,123
I'm gonna find you...
359
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,191
You will never find me!
360
00:14:41,191 --> 00:14:42,774
I'm a trained gym teacher.
361
00:14:42,776 --> 00:14:44,692
Do you know how many sweatsuits
there are in the world?
362
00:14:44,694 --> 00:14:46,361
Every time you walk down the street,
363
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,745
and you see someone in a sweatsuit,
364
00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:49,614
you'll wonder, "Hey, is that him?"
365
00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:51,032
Is that him?"
366
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,116
Is that him?
367
00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:53,835
Got to go.
368
00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:57,815
Lieutenant, we found Geils.
369
00:14:57,815 --> 00:15:00,732
Send in everybody!
370
00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:10,225
[Sirens wailing]
371
00:15:10,227 --> 00:15:11,693
Go, go!
372
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:12,861
Cover the back!
373
00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,062
[Ice cream truck music playing]
374
00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:16,982
[Loud salsa music playing]
375
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,484
[Suspenseful music plays]
376
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,737
[Tractor engine revs]
377
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,211
[Radio chatter]
378
00:15:34,718 --> 00:15:36,802
Man: Go, go, go, go, go!
379
00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:38,643
Wilson Phillips!
380
00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:40,226
We have you surrounded.
381
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:43,479
Come out of the house with your hands up,
382
00:15:43,481 --> 00:15:46,065
and do not blow up Detective Geils!
383
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,483
All right, everybody, look alive.
384
00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:48,818
He's a gym teacher.
385
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:51,145
We have no idea what he's capable of.
386
00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:54,096
Ohh. Damn it! I'm out.
387
00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:55,398
Tribeca, take over.
388
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,351
Ohh! [Mutters]
389
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:01,855
Listen, Phillips, we know you're hurting,
390
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,991
but that's no reason to take
it out on poor Jay Geils.
391
00:16:04,993 --> 00:16:08,194
Sure, he may not be the
sharpest tool in the shed,
392
00:16:08,196 --> 00:16:09,446
his apartment's a dump,
393
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,615
and he's the worst driver of all time.
394
00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,617
Have you ever seen a 9-point turn?
395
00:16:13,619 --> 00:16:14,701
I have.
396
00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:16,086
[Both laugh]
397
00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:20,035
Come to think of it, I have no good reason
398
00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:21,787
to have feelings for him,
399
00:16:21,789 --> 00:16:24,156
but damn it...
400
00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:31,296
I love him.
401
00:16:31,298 --> 00:16:32,831
[Pounding]
402
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,363
Tribeca!
403
00:16:34,363 --> 00:16:35,529
Geils!
404
00:16:35,531 --> 00:16:37,364
Wilson, you got to turn yourself in.
405
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:39,416
I am not going to prison.
406
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,919
You know what prisons have? Gyms.
407
00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:45,539
And every great gym teacher
has spent time in prison.
408
00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:51,428
I'm coming out!
409
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:53,096
Okay, remember, he's the only one
410
00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:54,578
who knows how to disarm the bomb,
411
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,695
so whatever you do, hold your fire.
412
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:58,513
Okay?
413
00:16:58,515 --> 00:16:59,681
Hey.
414
00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:05,688
Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
415
00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:07,071
Oh, my god, the bomb.
416
00:17:07,073 --> 00:17:08,489
Geils, how much time left?
417
00:17:08,491 --> 00:17:10,441
1 minute left!
418
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:13,327
Everybody get out of here. Save yourself.
419
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:14,528
No can do.
420
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,997
Tanner, send in the robot.
421
00:17:16,999 --> 00:17:20,250
[Suspenseful music plays]
422
00:17:49,982 --> 00:17:52,733
[Suspenseful music stops]
423
00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:07,664
[Suspenseful music resumes]
424
00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:13,837
[Powering down]
425
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,757
[Suspenseful music stops]
426
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:19,226
[Sighs]
427
00:18:21,909 --> 00:18:25,195
Damn! Sorry. It ran out of juice.
428
00:18:25,195 --> 00:18:27,529
Anybody got 12 "C" batteries on 'em?
429
00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:29,819
Geils, I'm coming.
430
00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,722
Tribeca, what the hell are you doing?!
431
00:18:33,857 --> 00:18:35,106
[Suspenseful music plays]
432
00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:36,880
Wait a minute, am I back in?
433
00:18:38,563 --> 00:18:40,335
You shouldn't be in here.
This bomb's gonna go off.
434
00:18:40,335 --> 00:18:41,329
Save yourself.
435
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,726
Save myself for what? Another partner?
436
00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:45,277
I don't want a new partner.
437
00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:47,862
It's you and me for the long haul, Geils.
438
00:18:47,864 --> 00:18:49,780
I mean, sure, things could change.
439
00:18:49,782 --> 00:18:50,981
Our jobs are dangerous,
440
00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:52,950
but I just want to let my guard down
441
00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:54,285
and be vulnerable
442
00:18:54,287 --> 00:18:56,370
and spend time with
someone I really care about.
443
00:18:56,372 --> 00:18:58,706
You know, I've been thinking
a lot lately about life,
444
00:18:58,708 --> 00:18:59,874
and it's really short.
445
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:00,230
I just really want to...
446
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,530
Tribeca, 42 seconds.
447
00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:02,781
Right, right, okay.
448
00:19:02,783 --> 00:19:05,116
Here goes nothing.
449
00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:12,624
[Exhales sharply]
450
00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:15,891
All right, let's see what we got here.
451
00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:19,501
[Suspenseful music plays]
452
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:34,048
Woman: Hello, you have
reached tech support
453
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,767
for the all-American bomb company.
454
00:19:35,769 --> 00:19:37,954
There are six bombs ahead of you.
455
00:19:38,017 --> 00:19:41,062
Your bomb is important to
us. Please stay on the...
456
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,500
[phone beeps] [Sighs]
457
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,916
Okay, I'm just gonna
shut my eyes and cut one.
458
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,601
Yeah, wait, what? Maybe
we keep brainstorming.
459
00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:50,013
Geils?
460
00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:52,558
I do, too.
461
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,443
[Bomb beeping]
462
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:55,593
5 seconds.
463
00:19:58,232 --> 00:20:01,483
[Romantic music plays]
464
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:29,346
4 seconds.
465
00:20:29,452 --> 00:20:33,287
[Beeping continues]
466
00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:50,597
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