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We're gassed up and headed
for the Surfers' Route
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The guys are hot-doggers
and the honeys are cute
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Got a waxed board of wood
and then we're on our way
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Yeah, Easter vacation
just started today, now
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We might stay till the middle of May, now
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Grab your board and
follow us to Surfers' Holiday
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Come along, the Surfers' Holiday
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We've planned out the trip
for such a long, long time, oh
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Working after school, gotta save every dime
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And all the kids knew
they had to have work before play
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Yeah, we'll build a fire
on the beach at night, now
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Cuddle up and I'll hold you tight, now
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Grab your board and follow us,
it's Surfers' Holiday
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Come along to Surfers' Holiday
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Come along, the Surfers' Holiday
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Yeah, we'll build a fire
on the beach at night, now
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Cuddle up and I'll hold you tight, now
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Grab your board and follow us
to Surfers' Holiday
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Surfers' Holiday
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Okay, guys, let's get going!
Get those bags and those boards! Let's go!
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Come on, Johnny boy.
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Come on, everybody. Let's go!
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But, honey...
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Not again!
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Boy, this is great!
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Cowabunga!
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I'm really tired.
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- Good night, fellas.
- Good night.
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- Animal, can you help me here?
- Why the blanket bit?
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We might as well be staying at the YWCA.
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Whose brainstorm was
the "his" and "hers" bit?
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- Dee Dee's.
- Figures.
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You're wasting your time.
This little thing won't stop them.
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Don't worry, Animal,
if any of you want to defect...
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we believe in peaceful co-existence.
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Yeah. We'll be glad to take in refugees.
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Okay, guys, knock it off. Bag some Z's.
Somebody shoot out the light.
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Let's rest our eyeballs.
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Forget it. We've just constructed
the Walls of Jericho.
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I hope one of those guys can play a trumpet.
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Let's sneak across the border.
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You win some, you lose some.
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Do you believe this?
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Hey, let's go!
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- Dig the Queen Mary.
- Yeah...
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Deadhead, don't notice those things,
then you won't miss them.
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Come on, let's hit it.
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This is the life, Dee Dee.
Sun and the surf. This is it.
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Can you send them back to the reservation?
The other braves might get lonesome.
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Yeah.
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Hey, chicks.
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Heap big split.
Bring back hot dog, cold drink from wars.
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Go. Split.
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Anything you say.
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Man, how do you stand it?
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- Stand what?
- Being the greatest?
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How do you stand it?
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I hadn't thought about it that way.
How do I stand it?
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I'll let you in on it, Dee Dee.
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It's a monkey on my back. I'm hooked.
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I'll tell the world you are.
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Let me tell you.
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Take a look at those waves out there.
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Squint that surf.
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They keep rolling in, like a belt.
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5 feet, 6 feet, maybe 15, maybe 20.
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When you stand on the point of them,
when you get on that step...
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you know there's nothing out there
but you, the sea, the sky...
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so mixed up, the whole world
turns over bright inside you.
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You make it sound good.
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That ain't all of it.
I think about it sometimes.
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I think that out there,
farther out than that big white boat...
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there's a wave, building.
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Maybe it's 40 feet up to the crest, maybe 80.
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That wave is in your head.
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You know, that's the trouble with girls.
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Girls don't fly.
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Frankie, even a sea gull's
got to come down to earth sometime.
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Not me, Dee Dee, not until the wings fall off.
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- Frankie!
- Yeah.
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I ran so your hot dog wouldn't get cold.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Thanks a lot, Animal.
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Remind me never to send you for hot coffee.
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- Anyone for Dramamine?
- Are you sick, Dee Dee?
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Only because I don't have wings.
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- Forget it.
- Here, Dee Dee.
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- Johnny, thank you.
- That's all right.
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No, that's really sweet.
Frankie never does anything for me.
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He's always too busy
thinking about 80-foot waves.
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80-foot waves? Where?
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Wow, here they come. Muscles Anonymous.
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And the horses are on the track.
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If it isn't Seabiscuit!
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All right. Capes off!
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Isn't this ridiculous? Do you believe that?
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At least they know how to treat their women.
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Yeah.
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Are you all right, Jack Fanny?
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Off.
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Sorry, Jack Fanny.
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Stand tall. Look smart. Come on.
Tall and straight.
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Straighter and taller.
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Today is the day of the latissimus dorsi.
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We will give...
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That creep's on my blanket.
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- Yeah. Let's get him off it.
- Don't forget to say "please."
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I'm not afraid of those muscle-bound jerks.
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Yeah, they're not for real, anyway.
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The latissimus is...
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here. Now...
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I may need your help.
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Sorry. You were on his blanket.
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- You made me fall.
- It was my blanket.
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- It was in my way.
- It was in your way?
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Wait a second, hoe-dad.
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Nobody invited you
and your muscle farm to cut in here.
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- You live there?
- That's right.
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- We live over there.
- I know that.
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I got an idea.
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You stay on your side of the beach,
and we'll stay on ours.
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The beach is public. It's for everybody.
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I don't think I made myself clear.
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- Him.
- "Him" what?
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Frankie! Deadhead!
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Help!
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Johnny! That's a cuckoo way to travel.
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Next time, try the train!
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Frankie!
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Help!
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Come on, Frank!
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- See that line?
- Yeah.
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That side of the beach is yours,
and this side is mine.
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- Get it?
- Get it?
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I get it!
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That's the double line.
Cross it and you run into oncoming traffic.
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- Right?
- Right!
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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- I'm dizzy.
- Yeah.
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- Did I do that?
- Yeah.
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What's so funny?
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Always said you'd make headlines.
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What? Are you nuts?
I said a 26-story building, not 25.
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Enter! I want to have a 26-story building.
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They never have a 13th floor.
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I want a 13th floor, I like the 13th floor.
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All right, have a 13th floor.
But it's very unlucky.
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Not if it's rented.
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- Italy coming through.
- Italy. Hello.
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Yeah, Gino, this is S.Z.
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Look. Yeah, weather is beautiful.
Yeah, nice trip. Listen to me.
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Buy Sicily.
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What?
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Okay, buy half of Sicily.
Let Sinatra have the other half.
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All right.
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It's a nice place to put up tract homes.
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S.Z., I went ahead, just as you wanted.
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I've checked it all out.
They're out there, all of them.
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Especially him. That big one.
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- Do you want me to wake the Contessa?
- No, I'll take care of that.
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Do you think you're doing the right thing?
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Of course I'm doing the right thing.
I always do.
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She's been moping in that cabin
ever since we lost that flamenco dancer...
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off the coast of Gibraltar.
I had to promise her something.
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I think that girl's had too much.
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You're a lawyer. What do you know
about beautiful, lonely women?
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I know that girl hasn't been alone
for two weeks since she was 18 years old.
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- You're stuffy.
- Yes.
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I want you to put up a space needle in lowa.
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All we own out in lowa are cornfields.
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Stick a space needle in the middle
of the corn! Give the corn a little class.
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Scout around.
When you hear something, let me know.
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Mr. Matts, Madrid calling.
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Cancel Spain.
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We've got to leave something
for somebody else.
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Julie!
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Julie, it's day.
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Coffee.
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Coffee.
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Julie?
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What kind of a day
did you make for me, S. Z?
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You just bought Sicily.
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- Do I want Sicily?
- Who doesn't?
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Had to give half to a singer.
You're building a space needle in lowa.
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I wish your father were alive to see space
from a needle, and you say "Aww."
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Julie, you're one of the giants.
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You build skyscrapers, hotels, whole cities.
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- It's boring.
- Boring? Whole cities?
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Julie, where would people live?
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Enter!
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- Good morning, Fairchild.
- Good morning, Contessa.
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Goodbye, Fairchild.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes you don't act like
the daughter of Big Rocky Valenti.
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My name is not Valenti.
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My name is Juliana Giotto-Borgini.
I am a contessa.
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Giotto-Borgini.
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You get married so you can have
a name like a foreign car.
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I like my name. It's sexy.
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Only when you say it.
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S.Z., you have no respect.
You know I'm a widow.
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Pardon me,
I didn't notice that you're wearing black.
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00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,371
- S.Z., do you have any news?
- Yeah, we found him.
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00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,736
You did?
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00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:38,073
But I think it's ridiculous,
falling in love with a picture in a magazine.
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00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,341
Put some clothes on.
I'll meet you on deck in about five minutes.
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00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,881
All right. Thank you.
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00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,924
Theodore, I'm going to need you over there
to look after things.
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I'll hate it.
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00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:12,669
What is there to hate?
Beautiful beach, healthy kids.
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00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,647
They don't look too bad.
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Candy's gonna start. Watch her. Wow.
Come on, Candy.
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There she goes.
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I'm glad I'm not out there riding the curl.
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Once Candy gets started, it's all over.
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Wow, that gal's got power.
Look at over there.
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How about that?
She must've knocked him 20 feet.
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All muscles are beautiful.
The latissimus is beautiful, too...
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because it's a muscle.
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- Do you understand?
- I have a question.
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Later.
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- You like it?
- Get me over there.
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- He's a giant. He needs a keeper.
- I'll keep him.
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Come on, S.Z.
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You, move that boat.
We want to get out to the chopper.
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To make the muscles beautiful,
you must always have beautiful muscles.
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Beautiful muscles build up a guy's beauty...
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and the basis of the latissimus...
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is to bring out the beauty
in the spinal column of the rib cage.
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That's why it's called Beauty
Latissimus Dorsi Spinal Column Rib Cage.
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- Lower! Go lower!
- It's not a submarine!
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There he is! Oh, my.
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He's even more gorgeous than in photos.
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- Lower! Go lower!
- Lf we go any lower, we'll cut off their heads!
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I'm not interested in their heads.
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- Will you please land?
- Land? Where?
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I don't care. Just anywhere.
Just get me down.
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Anywhere. Land anywhere.
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Wait a minute. Will you wait a sec?
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00:24:39,012 --> 00:24:40,639
Will you guys...
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00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,409
Will you hold it?
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00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:52,847
- This is one crazy beach.
- You can say that again.
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00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:55,654
This is one crazy beach.
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00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:08,732
- What are you trying to do, kill my boys?
- Not exactly. Who are you?
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- Can't you read? Jack Fanny.
- He's Jack Fanny.
245
00:25:12,145 --> 00:25:13,612
I would keep that quiet.
246
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,547
- Hey, wait a second...
- There he is.
247
00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:19,176
- Wait a minute.
- Jack Fanny...
248
00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:22,449
she came 5,000 miles to get a look
at that beast, in the flesh.
249
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:25,150
Relax. Let her take a good look, okay?
250
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,235
Come on, Jack Fanny.
251
00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:01,153
What is this?
252
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:04,424
You're looking at him
like he's some prime bull or something.
253
00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:07,864
- Quiet, will you? She's concentrating.
- On what?
254
00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:13,997
I don't like the look in her eye.
That's not a ladylike look.
255
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,975
She is not a lady. She is a contessa.
And she's very rich. Rich.
256
00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:21,639
Rich.
257
00:26:24,384 --> 00:26:25,510
Yeah?
258
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,251
I own him.
259
00:26:30,223 --> 00:26:31,884
We got a contract.
260
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:34,992
You own him?
261
00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:38,628
This magnificently shaped,
perfectly carved...
262
00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:42,532
piece of human real estate belongs to you?
263
00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:44,097
How much?
264
00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:48,972
I mean, can I buy just him,
or do I have to take the whole set?
265
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,573
I want to be formally introduced.
266
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:53,908
Sure, sure.
267
00:26:54,147 --> 00:26:57,116
All right, boys, line up. Stand tall.
268
00:26:57,183 --> 00:27:00,414
Let's have a straight line.
Let's look real nice for the lady here.
269
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:03,785
Stand tall now. Let's look wonderful.
This is Biff.
270
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,095
This is Rock.
271
00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:20,304
This is Tug.
272
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,243
This is Riff.
273
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,384
This is Hulk.
274
00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:37,512
This is Sulk.
275
00:27:41,361 --> 00:27:42,988
And this is Clod.
276
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,024
Clod.
277
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:55,432
- I made up all those names myself.
- Wonderful. Yourself?
278
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:09,077
- What's his name?
- This? This is Mr. Galaxy.
279
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:10,722
Flex Martian.
280
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,517
I made up that name, too.
281
00:28:12,592 --> 00:28:15,652
I had a feeling that was one of your names.
282
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:20,729
Flex Martian,
this is the Contessa Juliana Giotto-Borgini.
283
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,728
Julie, meet Flex.
284
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,463
- Glad to meet you, Flex.
- Nice to meet you, lady.
285
00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:29,469
- What's going on?
- Can't you see they want to be alone?
286
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,203
But I don't think it's right...
287
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:34,678
You've got to understand,
we have a lot of business to talk about.
288
00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,806
They just have to do things like that.
289
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,750
- You are so strong.
- I'm the strongest.
290
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:45,518
- And so handsome.
- I'm the handsomest.
291
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,459
- And so big.
- Yes, ma'am.
292
00:28:56,702 --> 00:29:00,194
- I want to be alone with you.
- Did you see this tricep?
293
00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:06,878
- I want to take you away with me.
- Look at the way I can make it ripple.
294
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,640
- Right now.
- I haven't had my lunch.
295
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,640
I'll feed you.
296
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:17,712
Yeah, yeah,
you want him bigger than Mr. Galaxy.
297
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:21,287
- What's bigger than a galaxy?
- Think of something.
298
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:25,159
Yeah, I'll think of something.
299
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:33,233
- I'll have to show it to my partner.
- What partner?
300
00:29:33,306 --> 00:29:37,766
- A silent partner. Mr. Strangdour.
- Mr. Strangdour?
301
00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,542
Yeah. He bends things.
302
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,315
Turn around.
303
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:51,645
- We're taking Flex back for lunch!
- Ta-ta.
304
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,889
You gotta bring him back!
305
00:29:56,529 --> 00:30:00,488
We'll bring him back soon as
we're through with him, Jack Fanny.
306
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:06,834
There's no room in there for him with us.
307
00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:09,602
There's no room in there for him without us.
308
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:12,007
Relax. Flex thinks of everything.
309
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:16,481
- Should've thought of another name for...
- Come on, get in the chopper.
310
00:30:23,523 --> 00:30:25,923
- Lift it!
- Lift it.
311
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:12,031
Flex, let go!
312
00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:14,437
Don't go, Flex!
313
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:16,866
Don't let go, Flex!
314
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:19,938
Don't let go!
315
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:22,213
Will you beat that?
316
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:25,045
Yes, look at him,
and he doesn't even have wings.
317
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:30,320
Come back!
318
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,962
Come back for supper!
319
00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:46,232
Have a nice lunch!
320
00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:57,679
I wish I could find a drummer
who could swing like that.
321
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,614
Surf's up!
322
00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:37,622
- Surf's up!
- Surf's up!
323
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:57,466
- Frankie, that air.
- Yeah, warm.
324
00:33:58,037 --> 00:34:00,665
Warm, like somebody's arms around you.
325
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,907
- You've got a funny face.
- It's the way I comb my hair.
326
00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:05,540
Funny mouth.
327
00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:09,980
- You're not laughing.
- I don't feel like it.
328
00:34:10,049 --> 00:34:14,042
Come on, honey, everything's going great.
What's the matter now?
329
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,822
- I've been thinking.
- That's a great way to ruin an evening.
330
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:19,016
That's just it.
331
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:22,219
"Relax. Take it easy.
Let the whole world slide."
332
00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:26,120
You've got so much going for you,
and you're just wasting it.
333
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:29,029
- I'm happy, you goof.
- That's not enough.
334
00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:34,095
You should be making your life count for
something besides the next big wave.
335
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:37,267
- I don't want to go through that again.
- I do.
336
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,968
You're beginning to sound like
something more than just my girl.
337
00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:43,810
- Like you want to slip the handcuffs on.
- Like your wife?
338
00:34:43,883 --> 00:34:46,317
- You said it, I didn't.
- You always cop out.
339
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,376
Sure I cop out. I'm too young to die.
340
00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:51,116
I'm talking about a house, not a coffin.
341
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:54,159
Sure. Time-payment city. Ice boxes and TV.
342
00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:56,626
- A family with kids.
- Two-car garage and bills.
343
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,528
- Being together.
- Being in hock. Working 8:00 to 5:00.
344
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,158
Honey, this beach is free.
345
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,863
The sky goes straight on up and your life
is your own. Isn't that enough?
346
00:35:06,005 --> 00:35:08,701
- No, it isn't.
- It is for me.
347
00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:13,108
This is the way I want it.
I want it easy, and I want it free.
348
00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:16,307
I want it without the ropes,
squares, bills or bombs.
349
00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:19,044
This is my world,
because I don't ask anything of it.
350
00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:23,179
- That's just it. All you ever do is take.
- I only take what's free.
351
00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:26,884
You swing with me on that,
or you don't swing at all.
352
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:33,362
Cool it, Dee Dee. I'm gonna hit the surf.
353
00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:45,466
A boy needs a girl
354
00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:48,672
he can count on
355
00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:53,116
A boy needs a girl
356
00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:56,154
he can love
357
00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:01,220
He needs a girl who'll share
358
00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:05,058
his love with tender care
359
00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:08,190
And know she's the girl
360
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:11,464
he's dreamin' of
361
00:36:12,805 --> 00:36:16,536
A girl needs a boy
362
00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:20,338
her own special boy
363
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:23,982
A boy to love her more
364
00:36:24,116 --> 00:36:27,415
each day
365
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,017
A boy needs a girl
366
00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:35,752
his own little girl
367
00:36:35,995 --> 00:36:39,556
So please believe me when
368
00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:42,965
I say
369
00:36:43,836 --> 00:36:47,363
A girl needs a boy
370
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:51,066
And I need you
371
00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:55,238
A boy needs a girl
372
00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:58,477
Can't you see?
373
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:03,253
I offer you my heart
374
00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:07,224
Oh, won't you take my heart
375
00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:10,785
And say you're the boy
376
00:37:10,863 --> 00:37:13,696
for me?
377
00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:31,739
Do you understand all of this?
378
00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:34,651
Let's go over the last part again.
379
00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,752
Very well.
380
00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:40,222
"And furthermore,
for various sundries and gratuities...
381
00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:44,319
"and exclusive of paragraph 2-AC,
the party of the second part..."
382
00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:45,829
That is us.
383
00:37:45,898 --> 00:37:50,267
"... gets legal rights and custody
to Biff, Rock, Riff...
384
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:53,703
"Tug, Hulk, Sulk and Clod...
385
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:58,106
"and all accessories, including Mr. Galaxy."
386
00:37:58,911 --> 00:38:01,379
I'm worried about him.
Why ain't he back yet?
387
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:04,177
He'll be back. She's never lost one yet.
388
00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,015
All right.
389
00:38:06,552 --> 00:38:10,613
- You say I get my name on all the gyms?
- All 273 of them.
390
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:13,283
And the Jack Fanny
"Enriched Whole-Wheat Germ Bread"?
391
00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:16,089
Every slice in the shape of Flex Martian.
392
00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:20,060
- I should talk to Mr. Strangdour.
- What's that?
393
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:22,123
I talk to him about everything.
394
00:38:22,234 --> 00:38:26,136
- He bends things.
- Mr. Fanny, just sign here, please?
395
00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:27,966
- Let's go over it again.
- Again?
396
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,338
We've already been over it five times.
397
00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:31,535
Yeah.
398
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,874
But I like the part about the gyms
with my name.
399
00:38:37,049 --> 00:38:40,246
Very well. Just once more.
400
00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:43,514
"And furthermore,
for various sundries and gratuities..."
401
00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:55,590
- Okay, big boy, you're home.
- Sorry about that.
402
00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:58,932
I know it's early, but I've already missed
my wheat germ once today.
403
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,733
I understand, Flex.
404
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,171
Wheat germ helps to make the muscles hard.
405
00:39:03,242 --> 00:39:05,836
Did you happen to notice
my rhomboideus majors?
406
00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:07,435
How could I have missed it?
407
00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:10,141
- Wheat germ.
- Good old wheat germ.
408
00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:12,308
I'll fix him up for you in the morning.
409
00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:14,648
Flex, where you been?
410
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,689
It's almost 10:00. You should have been
beddy-bye an hour ago.
411
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,519
- He was with me.
- I was with her.
412
00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:22,492
- They were with each other. Understand?
- I can spell.
413
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:26,327
Flex, go inside.
There's some hot mush on the table for you.
414
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:30,962
- Good night, Julie.
- Get the hot mush, boy. Mush, big boy.
415
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,261
- He hasn't signed the papers yet.
- What happened?
416
00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:38,639
- He reads kinda funny.
- We have a language barrier. English.
417
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,344
I think I'll take a walk.
418
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:43,176
Yes, do that. We're gonna hammer out
some things anyway.
419
00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:45,409
Let's put our cards on the table.
420
00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:49,045
I don't want to take advantage of you,
Jack Fanny, however...
421
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:06,292
A boy needs a girl
422
00:41:06,365 --> 00:41:09,766
he can count on
423
00:41:10,736 --> 00:41:14,536
A boy needs a girl
424
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,973
he can love
425
00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:22,438
He needs a girl who'll share
426
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:26,542
his love with tender care
427
00:41:27,019 --> 00:41:30,580
And know she's the girl
428
00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:34,251
he's dreamin' of
429
00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:39,161
A girl needs a boy
430
00:41:39,231 --> 00:41:42,496
she can cling to
431
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:47,266
A girl needs a boy
432
00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:50,308
she can love
433
00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:55,774
She needs him by her side
434
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:59,681
so she can turn with pride
435
00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:02,844
And say he's the boy
436
00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:06,322
she's dreamin' of
437
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:12,386
A boy needs a girl
438
00:42:12,464 --> 00:42:15,922
his own little girl
439
00:42:16,068 --> 00:42:18,969
A girl to love him
440
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:22,529
more each day
441
00:42:24,243 --> 00:42:28,111
A girl needs a boy
442
00:42:29,248 --> 00:42:32,342
her own special boy
443
00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:35,318
So please believe me
444
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,887
when I say
445
00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:44,389
A boy needs a girl
446
00:42:44,463 --> 00:42:48,194
And I need you
447
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:52,636
A girl needs a boy
448
00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,537
Can't you see?
449
00:42:56,975 --> 00:43:00,741
I offer you my heart
450
00:43:00,812 --> 00:43:04,873
Oh, won't you take my heart
451
00:43:05,117 --> 00:43:09,645
And say you're the girl
452
00:43:10,489 --> 00:43:14,983
for me?
453
00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:35,203
That was nice.
454
00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:37,208
Hello.
455
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:39,307
Hi.
456
00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:42,119
Mind if I share your beach?
457
00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:43,986
Be my guest.
458
00:43:46,058 --> 00:43:49,050
- Do you live here?
- When I can.
459
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:51,925
How's Mr. Muscles?
Did you bring him back alive?
460
00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:53,862
He's alive, all right.
461
00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:02,967
It's funny, no matter where you are...
462
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,509
water and sky always look the same.
463
00:44:05,577 --> 00:44:08,068
Big and sad when the moon comes up.
464
00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,975
- What's your name?
- Frankie.
465
00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:16,652
- You're cute.
- It's the way I comb my hair.
466
00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:19,550
My name is Julie.
467
00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:25,156
You know, when you sang,
it gave me a very funny feeling.
468
00:44:30,936 --> 00:44:32,699
Julie's a nice name.
469
00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:34,834
It's really Juliana.
470
00:44:36,575 --> 00:44:38,475
That's a nice name, too.
471
00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:40,768
You move fast.
472
00:44:41,213 --> 00:44:42,976
- Do you mind?
- Yeah!
473
00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:46,880
When there are moves to be made,
I want to make them.
474
00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:48,749
I don't like to wait.
475
00:44:49,388 --> 00:44:51,117
I had that feeling.
476
00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:54,716
You know,
you're not like anyone I've ever met.
477
00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:56,522
Maybe you're lucky.
478
00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:58,722
I don't think so.
479
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,807
Hi, Dee Dee. You remember...
480
00:45:13,879 --> 00:45:17,713
- Her name's Julie.
- I remember her, the bride of Godzilla.
481
00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:21,549
- Wait a second, Dee Dee...
- Did you run out of musclemen?
482
00:45:21,620 --> 00:45:25,215
No. It's just that he looked so sad,
like a lost puppy.
483
00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:27,281
Maybe you didn't notice his license.
484
00:45:27,359 --> 00:45:29,827
- I didn't even notice his leash.
- Wait a second...
485
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:31,795
- Perhaps I should leave.
- No, wait.
486
00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:34,297
This is a public beach.
Dee Dee, calm down...
487
00:45:34,366 --> 00:45:37,028
One question,
did you kiss him 'cause he's lovable...
488
00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:39,332
or because he's the only man on the beach?
489
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:43,966
Because he looked hungry.
His last meal obviously didn't satisfy him.
490
00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:46,407
It's a good thing you happened along.
491
00:45:46,478 --> 00:45:49,276
I'm sure you could cater supper
for an entire army.
492
00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:50,939
Now that's in bad taste.
493
00:45:51,016 --> 00:45:54,543
No, one man at a time.
I like to be a devoted chef.
494
00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:58,680
Right now you're serving a lot of free meals,
sort of a one-woman bread line.
495
00:45:58,757 --> 00:46:01,055
- That smarts.
- I can afford it.
496
00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:03,151
Then he must be a charity case.
497
00:46:03,228 --> 00:46:06,061
Wait a second,
the football would like to say something.
498
00:46:06,131 --> 00:46:07,860
- I'm not through.
- Figures.
499
00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:11,391
As he said, this is a public beach,
and we're supposed to keep it clean.
500
00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:15,133
- That's really in bad taste.
- Then perhaps you'd better leave.
501
00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:16,868
- Very good.
- I plan to.
502
00:46:16,942 --> 00:46:19,240
Don't quit now, Dee Dee.
I think you're ahead.
503
00:46:19,311 --> 00:46:21,541
Okay, how's this for a closer?
504
00:46:25,317 --> 00:46:26,784
Does it hurt?
505
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,411
Yeah.
506
00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:30,814
I am sorry I said those things to her.
507
00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:34,188
I'm sorry she started it.
She really didn't mean to.
508
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:42,456
- Now where are you going?
- I have a lot of arrangements to make.
509
00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:46,895
- I think I will be in love with someone.
- And you have to arrange that?
510
00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:50,373
Yes, especially if that someone
is going to be you.
511
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,710
I don't deserve such happiness.
512
00:46:59,284 --> 00:47:01,616
- You got it?
- I got it.
513
00:47:01,753 --> 00:47:05,189
But Flex has got to win something
bigger than Mr. Galaxy.
514
00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:06,656
That, or no deal.
515
00:47:06,725 --> 00:47:09,057
He'll win. I don't know what, but he'll win.
516
00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:12,221
- How can you be sure?
- The Contessa will be the judge.
517
00:47:12,297 --> 00:47:14,162
He'll win because he's strong.
518
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:16,928
That's right. Go ahead, just sign here.
519
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:22,736
Tonight you'll have a good night's sleep.
520
00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:26,074
- I ain't tired.
- Lift something heavy.
521
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:29,841
Jack, it's a pleasure to do business
with a Fanny like you.
522
00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:39,982
S. Z?
523
00:47:43,662 --> 00:47:44,856
I am in love.
524
00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:47,455
I know, I just made the deal.
We own seven King Kongs.
525
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:50,501
I don't want them now.
Couldn't you sell them to a zoo?
526
00:47:50,569 --> 00:47:52,366
You don't want them now?
527
00:47:52,437 --> 00:47:54,200
What have you been up to?
528
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:56,467
- I met a boy.
- You met a boy?
529
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:59,942
She met a boy, on a deserted beach,
in the middle of the night.
530
00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:02,502
- You've got a talent.
- He's handsome and young.
531
00:48:02,581 --> 00:48:05,709
- And he sings like an angel.
- A choirboy? She met a choirboy.
532
00:48:05,784 --> 00:48:08,014
No, silly, he's all grown up. Let's go.
533
00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:11,146
- We have to make all-new plans.
- But, S.Z., what about them?
534
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,985
Those supermen?
535
00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:14,525
We've got signed contracts.
536
00:48:14,593 --> 00:48:16,618
- Who cares?
- It's expensive.
537
00:48:16,695 --> 00:48:19,391
I've found someone to love.
Isn't that what you wanted?
538
00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:24,060
I have a feeling it's another of those
"love now, pay later" plans.
539
00:48:26,605 --> 00:48:29,438
Theodore, you handle the muscle bunch.
540
00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:32,340
Work on them.
Maybe you can save something.
541
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:35,470
- You never let me down.
- Hope no one ever does.
542
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,505
- But...
- No buts!
543
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:23,693
Hello, lgor?
544
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:26,455
Is Mr. Strangdour there?
545
00:49:35,507 --> 00:49:37,031
Mr. Strangdour?
546
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:40,535
It's like I said, gyms all over the country...
547
00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:44,804
our own bread, a TV series, with her money.
548
00:49:47,252 --> 00:49:50,517
You like that, Mr. Strangdour?
We'll make millions.
549
00:49:53,692 --> 00:49:56,957
But what's more important,
we can give the whole world the word!
550
00:49:57,028 --> 00:49:59,588
Strength, Mr. Strangdour!
551
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,928
Everybody will think "strength."
552
00:50:06,705 --> 00:50:09,003
Not only that, but with Flex...
553
00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:11,936
they promised to make him
bigger than Mr. Galaxy.
554
00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,910
Bigger, Mr. Strangdour.
555
00:50:29,494 --> 00:50:32,463
Okay, good talking to you, Mr. Strangdour.
556
00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:39,429
Hey, that's them.
557
00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:44,931
Look smart. Okay, stand up tall, men.
Come on.
558
00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:49,378
Taller! Stand smart, stand tall.
That's what I want.
559
00:50:58,690 --> 00:51:03,024
Hi! Hey, here we are! Where are you going?
560
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:09,924
Here we are.
561
00:51:10,001 --> 00:51:11,525
Hi, Jack Fanny.
562
00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:14,462
Gosh sakes.
563
00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:22,202
Why are they going to the kid's house?
564
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,374
How do I know?
Maybe they got lost or something.
565
00:51:33,825 --> 00:51:36,885
There they are. Okay, get ready. Stand tall.
566
00:51:36,961 --> 00:51:37,985
Hi!
567
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:41,628
Over here. Flex!
568
00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:43,860
You guys, back in the house!
569
00:51:45,036 --> 00:51:49,166
Hi! Guess you didn't see us over there.
Mr. Strangdour said the deal is set.
570
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,901
- Right.
- Then we can start.
571
00:51:50,975 --> 00:51:52,909
- Wrong.
- Wrong?
572
00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:56,241
You promised to make me
a Mister something, right away.
573
00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,611
We're working on it.
574
00:51:57,682 --> 00:52:00,173
Julie, what about me?
You haven't said a word to me.
575
00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:02,617
Julie, say something to this mountain,
will you?
576
00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:06,214
I only have one thing to say to you, Flex.
I'll never forget you.
577
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:08,623
How do you like that?
She'll never forget you.
578
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:10,183
Wilbur, Cappy's Place.
579
00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:12,229
Let go!
580
00:52:15,834 --> 00:52:19,099
- I think something happened.
- I want my Julie back.
581
00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:22,933
Forget about her, Flex.
We've got our deal. Isn't that enough?
582
00:52:23,007 --> 00:52:23,996
No.
583
00:52:25,743 --> 00:52:27,768
I'm the only man good enough for her!
584
00:52:27,846 --> 00:52:30,280
If I don't get her, I'll do something vicious.
585
00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:32,680
You'll get her back!
586
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,412
Jack Fanny will get to the bottom of this.
587
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,545
Put me down, before I get a nosebleed.
588
00:52:37,622 --> 00:52:40,182
You know I'm a bleeder. Put me down!
589
00:52:40,859 --> 00:52:43,157
Hear ye, hear ye, water babies.
590
00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:47,362
Now, what you've been waiting for.
Listen, while I hover above you.
591
00:52:47,432 --> 00:52:50,993
The king of the surf guitar,
Dick Dale and the Del Tones.
592
00:53:16,094 --> 00:53:19,291
You can have your girls
and silly romances, now
593
00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:22,764
On a wave is where I'll take my chance, now
594
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:26,098
When the surf is breakin',
you know I'm ready, girl
595
00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:29,367
Got no eyes for chicks
and time for a steady girl
596
00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:32,204
While the other guys talk to the chicks
597
00:53:32,744 --> 00:53:35,508
I'm at the beach now, gonna get my kicks
598
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,913
I know a gal who'd make a real great wife
599
00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:40,514
Guess who?
600
00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:43,249
- Bluebeard!
- Wrong.
601
00:53:44,155 --> 00:53:46,589
- King Henry the Eighth.
- Closer.
602
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:52,423
- I was right the first time.
- Dee Dee.
603
00:53:52,597 --> 00:53:55,589
What's the matter?
Too much pizza give you heartburn?
604
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:58,693
- Don't they ever stop?
- Let's start, come on.
605
00:53:58,770 --> 00:54:02,069
- Come on, Dee Dee, don't be like that.
- Why shouldn't I still be mad?
606
00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:05,735
Because you're wrong,
and it's not polite to hold a grudge.
607
00:54:05,810 --> 00:54:08,108
I'll hold it as long as I want.
608
00:54:08,179 --> 00:54:09,908
Wouldn't you rather dance?
609
00:54:09,981 --> 00:54:12,609
Besides, a boy needs a girl he can count on.
610
00:54:12,684 --> 00:54:16,211
That's our trouble.
It's supposed to work the other way, too.
611
00:54:32,749 --> 00:54:36,742
You know, if there was no music here,
this place would be raided.
612
00:54:40,023 --> 00:54:43,083
There he is, the one with the pretty brunette.
613
00:54:43,159 --> 00:54:44,956
You mean, he's the one?
614
00:54:46,863 --> 00:54:51,129
- I sure hope he sings better than he dances.
- Wait until you hear him.
615
00:54:57,007 --> 00:54:59,567
All right, you squares, take a seat.
616
00:54:59,642 --> 00:55:02,668
What? Who said that? Where...
617
00:55:02,746 --> 00:55:04,737
Me, I said that. Up here.
618
00:55:05,849 --> 00:55:09,307
- What is that?
- I don't know, but I'm glad it's in a cage.
619
00:55:09,386 --> 00:55:11,479
Wait a second, I'll come right down.
620
00:55:11,554 --> 00:55:15,012
I don't get a chance
to talk to real people very often.
621
00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:24,825
Be careful, he's going to reach out.
622
00:55:24,901 --> 00:55:27,426
It's me, Cappy. I own this joint.
623
00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:32,934
What're they doing with that box?
Is it a bomb?
624
00:55:33,009 --> 00:55:36,809
Relax, it's recording equipment.
We want to make a recording.
625
00:55:37,580 --> 00:55:39,912
$100, $150...
626
00:55:42,085 --> 00:55:44,315
$200. What kind of recording?
627
00:55:44,454 --> 00:55:46,718
A recording of him.
628
00:55:47,057 --> 00:55:50,424
- Who him?
- Him, that wild waltzer.
629
00:55:52,362 --> 00:55:54,694
You mean Frankie the Mouth?
630
00:55:55,231 --> 00:55:56,926
Is that how they call him?
631
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,367
That's what I call him.
I don't listen to anything that goes on here.
632
00:56:00,437 --> 00:56:02,564
I'll show you how I work it.
633
00:56:08,878 --> 00:56:11,278
Peace, quiet, heaven, bliss.
634
00:56:11,414 --> 00:56:13,974
Cappy, I'd like to talk to you for a minute.
635
00:56:14,150 --> 00:56:16,277
Silence, beautiful silence!
636
00:56:18,582 --> 00:56:21,551
Do you know what this place is?
This is a nuthouse.
637
00:56:21,618 --> 00:56:25,247
And do you know who's running it?
The nuts are running it.
638
00:56:25,355 --> 00:56:26,982
I think it's fun.
639
00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:37,089
What was that?
640
00:57:26,850 --> 00:57:31,287
I'm seeing it, and I'm feeling it,
but I don't believe it.
641
00:57:31,688 --> 00:57:33,519
Do you feel anything?
642
00:57:34,024 --> 00:57:35,958
I think it only works on men.
643
00:57:36,026 --> 00:57:38,051
That's just impossible.
644
00:57:44,467 --> 00:57:46,128
Any questions now?
645
00:57:46,803 --> 00:57:47,827
No.
646
00:57:47,904 --> 00:57:52,000
That chick's really got the power.
Probably related to the fourth dimension.
647
00:57:52,075 --> 00:57:54,908
She looks like
she's moving somewhere else.
648
00:57:55,045 --> 00:57:57,411
What were you saying
before she flattened you?
649
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,074
How come you're in there protected...
650
00:58:00,150 --> 00:58:02,710
and I'm out here getting bumped off?
651
00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:05,479
- Sanctuary.
- Sanctuary?
652
00:58:05,555 --> 00:58:08,547
Sanctuary from them.
I had to build this to protect myself.
653
00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:12,288
I used to have a beautiful Cappy's Place,
even better than this.
654
00:58:12,362 --> 00:58:15,263
And they completely demolished it,
and nearly me with it...
655
00:58:15,332 --> 00:58:17,926
and on account of a stranger, like you.
656
00:58:18,568 --> 00:58:22,004
You're not an anthropologist
or explorer or something, are you?
657
00:58:22,072 --> 00:58:24,905
- Sex maniac, maybe?
- I don't have any hobbies.
658
00:58:25,408 --> 00:58:27,706
I can't take any chances.
659
00:58:31,748 --> 00:58:34,717
I'm telling you, Julie, this is a nuthouse...
660
00:58:34,784 --> 00:58:37,082
and that's the head nut, up there.
661
00:58:37,153 --> 00:58:41,783
- I'm getting out of here.
- Not yet, S.Z., definitely not yet.
662
00:58:52,002 --> 00:58:53,435
Uh-oh, the Mafia's back.
663
00:58:53,503 --> 00:58:55,869
Don't start. Julie, what are you doing here?
664
00:58:55,939 --> 00:58:58,169
I'm here because I want to hear you sing.
665
00:58:58,241 --> 00:59:00,106
Sure, Caruso, go ahead and sing.
666
00:59:00,176 --> 00:59:02,508
Wait a second, Dee Dee.
667
00:59:03,279 --> 00:59:04,371
Thanks a lot.
668
00:59:04,447 --> 00:59:07,905
- Frankie, I really did come to hear you sing.
- Yeah, but...
669
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,451
Thank you.
670
00:59:12,822 --> 00:59:14,153
All right.
671
00:59:18,294 --> 00:59:19,784
- Dick?
- Yeah, Frank?
672
00:59:19,863 --> 00:59:21,660
- Hit it.
- Start it up.
673
00:59:25,335 --> 00:59:28,668
If you really want to swing,
Cappy's is the place to go
674
00:59:28,738 --> 00:59:30,729
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
675
00:59:30,807 --> 00:59:33,901
The band's working out,
and the sax man's starting to blow
676
00:59:33,977 --> 00:59:35,842
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
677
00:59:35,912 --> 00:59:39,177
So come on, little girl,
let's really put on a show
678
00:59:39,249 --> 00:59:41,080
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
679
00:59:41,151 --> 00:59:44,348
Yeah, the kid's are clapping
while the guitar's wailing away
680
00:59:44,421 --> 00:59:46,548
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
681
00:59:46,623 --> 00:59:49,649
They're movin' and groovin'
and yellin' for what I say
682
00:59:49,726 --> 00:59:51,557
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
683
00:59:51,628 --> 00:59:54,927
Yeah, we can't stop now,
gonna go till the break of day
684
00:59:54,998 --> 00:59:57,466
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
685
00:59:58,468 --> 01:00:00,129
Aw, runnin' wild
686
01:00:00,203 --> 01:00:02,694
Everybody's gotta grab a chick now
687
01:00:02,772 --> 01:00:05,400
Yeah, runnin' wild
688
01:00:05,475 --> 01:00:07,136
Everybody's gonna get their kicks now
689
01:00:07,210 --> 01:00:10,611
Well, we can't stop now,
gonna go till the break of day
690
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,114
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
691
01:00:43,913 --> 01:00:46,780
Let's get together,
'cause that's the way I want it to be
692
01:00:46,850 --> 01:00:49,011
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
693
01:00:49,085 --> 01:00:52,054
The more we dance, now,
the better you look to me
694
01:00:52,122 --> 01:00:53,953
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
695
01:00:54,023 --> 01:00:57,220
When the party's over,
there's a place I want you to see
696
01:00:57,293 --> 01:00:59,124
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
697
01:00:59,195 --> 01:01:00,560
Well, wild
698
01:01:01,030 --> 01:01:02,725
Yeah, runnin' wild
699
01:01:03,566 --> 01:01:05,500
Yeah, man, runnin' wild
700
01:01:05,869 --> 01:01:07,564
Yeah, runnin' wild
701
01:01:07,637 --> 01:01:10,265
Everybody's gonna get their kicks now
702
01:01:20,216 --> 01:01:23,344
- Frankie, you were marvelous.
- Thank you, Julie.
703
01:01:23,419 --> 01:01:25,910
Darling, I have a surprise for you.
704
01:01:27,557 --> 01:01:29,889
- See those men over there?
- Yeah.
705
01:01:30,126 --> 01:01:33,323
Your song is down on tape.
We're going to make a record of it.
706
01:01:33,396 --> 01:01:36,092
A million copies, all on your own label.
707
01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:38,691
We'll give you to the world.
You'll be a sensation.
708
01:01:38,768 --> 01:01:43,228
With my money and your talent,
you'll be a star, you're going to be famous!
709
01:01:43,306 --> 01:01:44,773
That does it!
710
01:01:51,281 --> 01:01:53,647
You listen to me, Miss Moneybags.
711
01:01:53,716 --> 01:01:57,652
If you think I'm putting up with this,
you'd better wipe your fuzzy brain clean.
712
01:01:58,354 --> 01:02:01,380
You start peddling your pasta
somewhere else right now...
713
01:02:01,457 --> 01:02:03,948
because if you don't,
I'll send you into orbit...
714
01:02:04,027 --> 01:02:07,929
with a blastoff that will make
Friendship 7 look like a wet firecracker!
715
01:02:07,997 --> 01:02:11,933
Dee Dee, do something about your temper.
Have you tried Miltown?
716
01:02:12,001 --> 01:02:15,198
- Julie, baby!
- Flex!
717
01:02:15,271 --> 01:02:18,365
- What's going on around here?
- Yeah, what's going on?
718
01:02:18,441 --> 01:02:19,772
I want to talk to you.
719
01:02:19,843 --> 01:02:21,708
- Please, let me down!
- But, Julie...
720
01:02:21,778 --> 01:02:23,939
We've got a contract. You ain't quitting.
721
01:02:24,013 --> 01:02:28,279
- I'm not, I'll give you everything I promised.
- But it's more than that.
722
01:02:28,351 --> 01:02:30,615
She's hurt Flex's feelings.
723
01:02:30,687 --> 01:02:33,588
Oh, she's mean.
724
01:02:33,656 --> 01:02:38,650
It's not that I don't like muscles anymore.
But I've found something more exciting.
725
01:02:39,295 --> 01:02:40,319
Him.
726
01:02:41,965 --> 01:02:44,092
You mean, that little thing?
727
01:02:44,701 --> 01:02:46,692
You heard her, Gargantua.
728
01:02:48,738 --> 01:02:51,366
You mean, you would trade Gargantua...
729
01:02:52,275 --> 01:02:54,607
I mean, Mr. Galaxy...
730
01:02:55,511 --> 01:02:58,309
for that undernourished mouse?
731
01:02:58,381 --> 01:03:00,679
- Would you?
- I sure would.
732
01:03:01,184 --> 01:03:02,617
How about that?
733
01:03:02,685 --> 01:03:04,152
Yeah, how about that?
734
01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:07,519
You think we ain't got dignity,
we ain't got honor?
735
01:03:07,957 --> 01:03:11,449
Flex, for that mouse?
We ain't standing for it.
736
01:03:11,628 --> 01:03:14,256
And that can mean only one thing. War!
737
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:19,900
- War!
- No.
738
01:03:19,969 --> 01:03:22,904
Okay, fellas.
Come on, we're ready, come on.
739
01:03:24,707 --> 01:03:27,073
- Let's get out of here.
- Come on!
740
01:03:31,781 --> 01:03:33,578
War!
741
01:03:33,650 --> 01:03:35,550
Fellas, everybody!
742
01:03:35,618 --> 01:03:36,949
Surf's up!
743
01:03:48,331 --> 01:03:50,561
Get those guys. What are you waiting for?
744
01:03:50,633 --> 01:03:53,796
Lover boy, let's see you get out of this one.
745
01:03:53,870 --> 01:03:55,838
He's all mine.
746
01:04:14,223 --> 01:04:15,986
- No.
- Surf's up.
747
01:05:25,695 --> 01:05:29,597
You were wonderful.
You sang, and I felt something right here.
748
01:05:29,665 --> 01:05:31,724
- Do you really mean it?
- Of course I do.
749
01:05:31,801 --> 01:05:36,397
- No, I mean about the records and all that.
- I mean everything I say to you.
750
01:05:38,307 --> 01:05:41,708
Julie, I don't know if I want that.
751
01:05:41,778 --> 01:05:44,941
I mean,
I've got everything going for me right here.
752
01:05:45,014 --> 01:05:47,744
I've got the surf, the sky and the beach.
753
01:05:47,817 --> 01:05:51,275
But, Frankie, there is that and much more.
There is me.
754
01:05:53,322 --> 01:05:56,553
Julie, you know, you're beautiful.
755
01:05:56,993 --> 01:05:58,517
You really are.
756
01:05:58,861 --> 01:06:01,227
Where do you go on that big boat?
757
01:06:01,297 --> 01:06:04,027
- Anywhere you like.
- The Islands, Makaha?
758
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:07,761
Makaha, Tahiti, straight across to Australia.
759
01:06:08,237 --> 01:06:10,432
I hear it rolls in Australia.
760
01:06:10,506 --> 01:06:13,907
The surf comes in for miles
off the Barrier Reef.
761
01:06:14,677 --> 01:06:18,443
The riders look like gulls
skimming the crests of the waves.
762
01:06:19,649 --> 01:06:22,049
We'd be good for each other.
763
01:06:22,118 --> 01:06:23,449
Would we?
764
01:06:24,153 --> 01:06:28,112
I can show you so much.
I can open the world for you.
765
01:06:28,458 --> 01:06:32,417
You'll see Tangiers in October,
we'll cruise the Greek islands in summer...
766
01:06:32,495 --> 01:06:35,362
and Paris,
when the streets are wet with rain.
767
01:06:35,431 --> 01:06:38,730
- It's an 80-foot wave.
- It's even higher than that.
768
01:06:39,335 --> 01:06:41,166
How far does it ride?
769
01:06:41,437 --> 01:06:43,166
As far as you want.
770
01:06:43,973 --> 01:06:45,634
As far as I want.
771
01:06:52,515 --> 01:06:54,881
Come along with me,
and we'll all have some fun
772
01:06:54,951 --> 01:06:57,613
To a swingin' little beach off the 101
773
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,655
There's a new dance craze
that they're gonna teach
774
01:07:00,723 --> 01:07:03,556
The only place you'll learn it
is down at Muscle Beach
775
01:07:03,626 --> 01:07:06,151
Flex up your biceps, and that's how it goes
776
01:07:06,229 --> 01:07:09,130
Turn your head, and strike up a pose
777
01:07:09,198 --> 01:07:11,689
Do the Mashed Potatoes,
and you stick out your chest
778
01:07:11,767 --> 01:07:15,362
The guys are lookin' good,
but the girls are lookin' best
779
01:07:15,805 --> 01:07:17,830
Everybody do it now
780
01:07:18,641 --> 01:07:20,370
Oh, a little muscle now
781
01:07:21,310 --> 01:07:22,834
Everybody kick the sand
782
01:07:22,912 --> 01:07:26,348
Come on, now, just like a muscle man
783
01:07:34,157 --> 01:07:37,251
Good heavens!
Where are the mothers of America?
784
01:07:41,597 --> 01:07:44,395
It's the latest dance that's goin' round
785
01:07:44,467 --> 01:07:47,231
And if you can't cut it, you're muscle-bound
786
01:07:47,303 --> 01:07:49,828
Do the scruffle-shuffle, and kick up the sand
787
01:07:49,906 --> 01:07:52,670
Pick up your chick,
and you're a huckle-buckle man
788
01:07:52,742 --> 01:07:55,176
Flex up your biceps, and that's how it goes
789
01:07:55,244 --> 01:07:58,008
You turn your head,
and you strike up a pose
790
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,571
Do the Mashed Potatoes,
and you stick out your chest
791
01:08:00,650 --> 01:08:04,245
The guys are lookin' good,
but the girls are lookin' best
792
01:08:04,687 --> 01:08:06,450
Everybody do it now
793
01:08:07,356 --> 01:08:09,153
Oh, a little muscle now
794
01:08:09,225 --> 01:08:10,886
Look what they're doing now.
795
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:14,691
- They're doing exercises.
- They ain't doing them good.
796
01:08:19,902 --> 01:08:22,530
Exercises? My Trapezius!
797
01:08:23,039 --> 01:08:25,940
Do you know what they're doing?
They're making fun of us.
798
01:08:26,008 --> 01:08:28,340
That's it, that's the last straw.
799
01:08:30,713 --> 01:08:32,408
Inside!
800
01:08:34,483 --> 01:08:36,417
Everybody kick the sand
801
01:08:41,958 --> 01:08:44,859
Lift something heavy. It helps me to think.
802
01:08:45,027 --> 01:08:48,326
Crush them. Not one of them,
not two of them, but all of them.
803
01:08:48,397 --> 01:08:52,834
Crush them in our mighty fists.
Break them into shattered little pieces.
804
01:08:52,902 --> 01:08:55,871
Twist them like a wet bathing suit,
till they cry for mercy.
805
01:08:55,938 --> 01:09:00,739
- And then what?
- Break their bones, one by one, snap.
806
01:09:00,810 --> 01:09:04,769
Crush their feet, gouge their eyes,
wring their necks.
807
01:09:04,847 --> 01:09:08,783
Pull their hair, bite them,
break their glasses and everything!
808
01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:12,048
Come in!
809
01:09:13,155 --> 01:09:15,180
Good evening, gentlemen...
810
01:09:15,891 --> 01:09:17,859
and accessories.
811
01:09:18,194 --> 01:09:21,288
- I think we have some unfinished business.
- You!
812
01:09:22,031 --> 01:09:25,489
- Now, Mr. Fanny?
- Now? What, am I interrupting something?
813
01:09:25,568 --> 01:09:29,129
No, you're just the man I want to see.
814
01:09:29,205 --> 01:09:31,002
Clod, put that thing down.
815
01:09:31,073 --> 01:09:33,041
- Down?
- Yeah, on him.
816
01:09:36,879 --> 01:09:38,210
You can't do this!
817
01:09:38,414 --> 01:09:43,351
My little surfin' woody
is the cleanest on the street
818
01:09:43,719 --> 01:09:46,449
With a fuel-injected Chrysler
819
01:09:46,522 --> 01:09:48,922
now she's really hard to beat
820
01:09:52,728 --> 01:09:56,630
Surfin', surfin', woody
821
01:09:57,833 --> 01:10:02,702
Those big old JE pistons
with that brand-new Vertex mag
822
01:10:02,772 --> 01:10:05,297
Hold it.
823
01:10:05,374 --> 01:10:08,036
- Lover boy's back.
- Hi, Frankie.
824
01:10:09,712 --> 01:10:12,237
Would you believe it?
One little record, and wham!
825
01:10:12,315 --> 01:10:14,442
Yeah, we heard it before. It's not bad.
826
01:10:14,517 --> 01:10:17,645
Not bad? It's great! I'm cutting everybody in.
827
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:19,984
I can see it. This summer we hit Makaha...
828
01:10:20,056 --> 01:10:23,423
straight down the Bonzai Line,
and it's all on me.
829
01:10:24,627 --> 01:10:28,063
Sounds great. I know your first one
will be a record breaker, man.
830
01:10:28,130 --> 01:10:29,825
We might as well start now.
831
01:10:29,899 --> 01:10:33,630
Don't break mine.
I want to use mine for a skim board.
832
01:10:33,703 --> 01:10:36,194
All right, now, hold it.
Come on, knock it off!
833
01:10:36,272 --> 01:10:38,399
This is going a little too far.
834
01:10:38,474 --> 01:10:41,739
- What's the matter?
- You want to say something, just say it.
835
01:10:41,811 --> 01:10:45,212
Okay, you tell the Contessa
that we said thanks, but no thanks.
836
01:10:45,281 --> 01:10:47,715
- You and that piece of pizza.
- Cool it, Animal.
837
01:10:47,783 --> 01:10:49,944
- We've been thinking...
- Sounds like it.
838
01:10:50,019 --> 01:10:52,249
Whose brains you been using,
Flex Martian's?
839
01:10:52,321 --> 01:10:54,118
- No, mine.
- Figures.
840
01:10:54,190 --> 01:10:57,284
Cut it. You better listen to me,
and listen good.
841
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,885
You wanna play big time, okay.
But don't pull us in.
842
01:10:59,962 --> 01:11:02,157
Don't do us favors. Those waves are too big.
843
01:11:02,231 --> 01:11:04,722
You get wiped out.
You swallow a lot of salt water.
844
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,735
Not me, Johnny.
I can ride it on top the whole way.
845
01:11:07,803 --> 01:11:10,738
That's cool. But count us out.
You ride it alone.
846
01:11:10,806 --> 01:11:12,899
Solid-gold surfboards don't float well.
847
01:11:12,975 --> 01:11:16,376
- Come on, let's split down to Cappy's.
- Yeah.
848
01:11:26,789 --> 01:11:29,815
Frank, I'm sorry, man, but I had to.
849
01:11:31,327 --> 01:11:32,419
Sure.
850
01:11:32,995 --> 01:11:34,986
- Johnny, we...
- It's okay.
851
01:11:35,064 --> 01:11:37,259
Good luck with la dolce vita.
852
01:11:46,342 --> 01:11:49,243
Frankie's down on the beach.
You probably missed him.
853
01:11:49,311 --> 01:11:52,178
It's around the bend,
near the rocks down there.
854
01:11:52,248 --> 01:11:56,378
- Then what are you doing up here?
- I've had enough of moonlit beaches.
855
01:11:56,452 --> 01:11:58,750
You don't sound as if you care.
856
01:11:59,155 --> 01:12:02,249
If I sounded like I cared,
would it change anything?
857
01:12:02,324 --> 01:12:04,087
Then you won't mind?
858
01:12:04,260 --> 01:12:07,525
- Mind what?
- Frankie and I are going away together.
859
01:12:08,397 --> 01:12:09,659
You are?
860
01:12:10,433 --> 01:12:12,094
Yes, tonight.
861
01:12:13,402 --> 01:12:14,664
Tonight?
862
01:12:16,005 --> 01:12:16,994
Ciao.
863
01:12:17,573 --> 01:12:19,165
You are not mad?
864
01:12:20,276 --> 01:12:21,368
Mad?
865
01:12:21,877 --> 01:12:25,074
You just don't have any idea how mad I am.
866
01:12:25,448 --> 01:12:28,178
But, more than anything,
I want Frankie to be happy...
867
01:12:28,250 --> 01:12:31,344
and if this is what he wants,
this is what he can have.
868
01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:33,217
Okay, swell. Goodbye.
869
01:12:42,264 --> 01:12:44,698
That Frankie's a nice kid...
870
01:12:44,767 --> 01:12:47,861
and he had a nice girl, too,
until you bit him.
871
01:12:48,437 --> 01:12:50,029
That wasn't nice.
872
01:12:50,473 --> 01:12:51,940
And what am I, S. Z?
873
01:12:52,007 --> 01:12:54,635
Just because I have too much money,
I can't be nice?
874
01:12:54,710 --> 01:12:58,111
I can't love a nice boy?
I can't have what they have?
875
01:12:59,048 --> 01:13:00,982
There's a difference, Julie.
876
01:13:01,050 --> 01:13:03,075
There's people for people.
877
01:13:03,853 --> 01:13:07,414
- You don't fit with that kid, that's all.
- I could learn.
878
01:13:07,723 --> 01:13:09,782
No, but you'd make him learn.
879
01:13:14,763 --> 01:13:17,095
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, darling.
880
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:19,597
- Hi, S.Z.
- Hi, baby!
881
01:13:19,668 --> 01:13:22,034
- Are you ready?
- I'm always ready.
882
01:13:22,104 --> 01:13:25,301
Then hurry.
I've such a marvelous trip planned.
883
01:13:25,374 --> 01:13:29,401
- I wanna tell you all about it, too.
- I've heard already, S.Z.
884
01:13:29,478 --> 01:13:32,675
Yeah, but I wanna tell you what it's like,
life with la Contessa.
885
01:13:32,748 --> 01:13:37,117
I got lots of work to do. I manage her estate,
take care of the hotels and things.
886
01:13:37,186 --> 01:13:40,917
- But you're really gonna have the life, right?
- Right.
887
01:13:40,990 --> 01:13:43,720
Just picture it.
Sitting on the boat, having a drink...
888
01:13:43,792 --> 01:13:46,920
- getting a suntan, you laugh a little.
- Sounds great.
889
01:13:46,996 --> 01:13:50,523
And at night, it's just you and Julie,
alone under the stars.
890
01:13:50,599 --> 01:13:53,067
Unless, if you go to the gambling casino.
891
01:13:53,135 --> 01:13:54,432
Frank, how about that?
892
01:13:59,074 --> 01:14:02,271
- You like to gamble?
- I don't have much, but I wouldn't mind.
893
01:14:02,344 --> 01:14:05,609
But Julie's got lots of money.
You wouldn't mind gambling with that.
894
01:14:05,681 --> 01:14:07,478
She'll let you keep the winnings.
895
01:14:07,550 --> 01:14:09,950
- Yes, but...
- And she'll buy you clothes.
896
01:14:10,019 --> 01:14:12,351
- Anything you want.
- Maybe a sports car, even.
897
01:14:12,421 --> 01:14:15,254
- I thought I was supposed to sing.
- Yes, darling, you are.
898
01:14:15,324 --> 01:14:18,418
Julie, we'll buy him a nightclub.
How about that?
899
01:14:18,494 --> 01:14:22,897
And we hire people, we pay them to come in
and sit down and to applaud.
900
01:14:23,699 --> 01:14:27,100
Wait a second.
You're saying I'm gonna live off Julie.
901
01:14:27,469 --> 01:14:30,461
Darling, don't listen to him.
That's the wrong way to put it.
902
01:14:30,539 --> 01:14:31,972
Let me put it this way.
903
01:14:32,041 --> 01:14:35,533
You're a bird in a gilded cage,
she lets you out occasionally...
904
01:14:35,611 --> 01:14:38,671
and the two of you read
the Wall Street Journal together.
905
01:14:39,048 --> 01:14:42,449
- Isn't that a pretty picture?
- No, I don't think it is.
906
01:14:42,518 --> 01:14:45,316
Darling, please don't listen to him.
It's not that way.
907
01:14:45,387 --> 01:14:48,879
What it's going to be,
you're going to be my prot�g�.
908
01:14:48,958 --> 01:14:52,553
Yeah, like she had four painters,
and she had two musicians...
909
01:14:52,628 --> 01:14:56,462
and the Spanish dancer, a flamenco guy
that screwed himself into the ground.
910
01:14:56,532 --> 01:14:59,000
And the bullfighter she picked up in Spain...
911
01:14:59,068 --> 01:15:02,231
a guy with a sword,
until the bull caught him with a horn.
912
01:15:02,304 --> 01:15:06,035
Then there was a guy
with a chisel and a hammer, a sculptor.
913
01:15:06,108 --> 01:15:10,135
He filled up the ship with marble,
and we nearly sunk off Africa or someplace.
914
01:15:10,212 --> 01:15:14,171
She called them all prot�g�s.
Know what I call them? Puppy dogs!
915
01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:16,380
S.Z., that's enough.
916
01:15:25,761 --> 01:15:27,991
I don't know how to thank you.
917
01:15:28,297 --> 01:15:30,857
You don't have to thank me.
It's part of my job.
918
01:15:30,933 --> 01:15:34,164
Julie, this time was different.
Someone could have gotten hurt.
919
01:15:34,236 --> 01:15:36,670
- Maybe even you.
- Now I'm hurt!
920
01:15:39,108 --> 01:15:40,769
I love him, S.Z.
921
01:15:41,877 --> 01:15:43,435
I really love him.
922
01:15:48,050 --> 01:15:49,915
Now, children of the surf...
923
01:15:49,985 --> 01:15:52,476
you think there are
seven wonders of the world?
924
01:15:52,554 --> 01:15:55,614
Well, here's the eighth. Little Stevie Wonder.
925
01:16:05,868 --> 01:16:08,803
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
926
01:16:08,871 --> 01:16:11,339
Clap your hands, yeah
927
01:16:11,473 --> 01:16:14,203
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
928
01:16:14,443 --> 01:16:17,105
Clap your hands, yeah, yeah
929
01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:20,539
Come on and clap your hands,
stomp your feet
930
01:16:20,883 --> 01:16:23,613
Get with the rhythm of the Happy Street
931
01:16:24,119 --> 01:16:27,577
'Cause that's my street, Happy Street
932
01:16:50,813 --> 01:16:53,805
Everybody sing out, yeah, yeah
933
01:16:53,882 --> 01:16:55,213
Hallelu
934
01:16:56,552 --> 01:16:59,214
Everybody sing out, yeah, yeah
935
01:16:59,521 --> 01:17:00,852
Hallelu
936
01:17:02,725 --> 01:17:05,717
Oh, hallelu, ain't that a treat?
937
01:17:06,228 --> 01:17:09,095
Oh, lots of lovin' on Happy Street
938
01:17:09,398 --> 01:17:13,357
'Cause that's my street, yeah, Happy Street
939
01:17:36,024 --> 01:17:39,084
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
940
01:17:39,161 --> 01:17:41,755
Clap your hands
941
01:17:41,830 --> 01:17:44,765
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
942
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:46,960
Clap your hands
943
01:17:47,970 --> 01:17:51,201
You're gonna clap your hands,
stomp your feet
944
01:17:51,273 --> 01:17:54,640
Yeah, get with the rhythm of Happy Street
945
01:17:54,710 --> 01:17:58,578
'Cause that's my street, Happy Street
946
01:17:58,881 --> 01:18:01,816
Come on, clap your hands, yeah, yeah
947
01:18:01,884 --> 01:18:04,284
on Happy Street
948
01:18:04,620 --> 01:18:07,350
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
949
01:18:07,422 --> 01:18:09,788
on Happy Street
950
01:18:10,225 --> 01:18:15,219
Yeah, come on, yeah, on Happy Street
951
01:18:15,864 --> 01:18:18,924
'Cause when you're happy,
you make me happy
952
01:18:19,001 --> 01:18:21,469
on Happy Street
953
01:18:40,189 --> 01:18:42,453
- Johnny, get me out of here.
- Dee Dee.
954
01:18:42,524 --> 01:18:46,927
Dee Dee, you'll sit right here and listen.
I've got something to say.
955
01:18:46,995 --> 01:18:51,227
- Whatever it is, I don't want to hear it.
- You sit down and be quiet.
956
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:55,265
I've got something to say,
and I wanna say it in front of you all.
957
01:18:55,337 --> 01:18:57,237
How about bon voyage?
958
01:18:58,941 --> 01:19:02,775
Wait, I owe someone an apology,
and I want to say it in front of all of you.
959
01:19:02,845 --> 01:19:05,939
- Aren't you a little late?
- Why don't you sing for your supper?
960
01:19:06,014 --> 01:19:07,572
The surfin' gigolo
961
01:19:07,649 --> 01:19:09,708
Is often on the go
962
01:19:09,785 --> 01:19:11,650
His surfboard's getting cold
963
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:14,314
While he's diggin' for her gold!
964
01:19:16,391 --> 01:19:18,359
Knock it off! I said, hold it!
965
01:19:18,427 --> 01:19:21,021
You guys put me down good
a while ago on the beach...
966
01:19:21,096 --> 01:19:24,190
and I listened.
Now, you're gonna listen to me!
967
01:19:32,441 --> 01:19:34,033
Dee Dee, I'm sorry.
968
01:19:34,109 --> 01:19:37,374
I hope you can forgive me
for what almost happened.
969
01:19:37,579 --> 01:19:40,412
You guys were right, and I was wrong.
970
01:19:40,782 --> 01:19:44,411
The air was so thin up on that big wave
that I went a little stupid.
971
01:19:44,486 --> 01:19:47,421
I've come down to earth now, and I realize.
972
01:19:50,659 --> 01:19:53,025
Dee Dee, if it's not too late...
973
01:19:56,398 --> 01:19:57,865
I love you...
974
01:19:58,133 --> 01:20:00,966
and I guess nothing will ever change that.
975
01:20:28,063 --> 01:20:30,623
I wanted to tell you back at the house...
976
01:20:30,699 --> 01:20:33,065
but I suddenly thought I better get here fast.
977
01:20:33,135 --> 01:20:35,535
You see, I like you a lot, Julie.
978
01:20:35,971 --> 01:20:39,065
But it's like S.Z. Said,
"It's people for people."
979
01:20:39,441 --> 01:20:41,807
And it's also people for places.
980
01:20:43,612 --> 01:20:46,979
This is my place, and these are my people.
981
01:20:47,316 --> 01:20:50,547
This is where I belong.
I wouldn't fit into your life.
982
01:20:52,554 --> 01:20:56,012
That's why I'm here, Frankie,
to tell you I understand.
983
01:20:57,392 --> 01:21:01,852
Maybe, in another place at another time,
things might have been different.
984
01:21:01,930 --> 01:21:04,990
They're gonna be different,
starting right now!
985
01:21:05,334 --> 01:21:06,995
- Julie!
- Flex!
986
01:21:07,102 --> 01:21:08,797
- He can't have you.
- Let me go.
987
01:21:08,870 --> 01:21:11,896
- Wait, you don't understand.
- I understand everything.
988
01:21:11,974 --> 01:21:14,340
- Fanny, you're not...
- Help!
989
01:21:14,743 --> 01:21:16,973
Theodore! What are you doing up there?
990
01:21:17,045 --> 01:21:19,843
Come down this minute,
and help straighten this out!
991
01:21:19,915 --> 01:21:23,180
- All right, fellas, put him down over there.
- Help!
992
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:27,889
Theodore, you come down!
This is gonna cost you your job!
993
01:21:27,956 --> 01:21:29,048
Help!
994
01:21:39,101 --> 01:21:41,535
And that's the start. Onward, men!
995
01:21:41,603 --> 01:21:44,470
- The war's begun!
- Wait a minute, Fanny!
996
01:21:49,211 --> 01:21:51,805
- Onward!
- Are you guys with me?
997
01:21:57,552 --> 01:22:00,180
No! They're not gonna ruin my place again!
998
01:22:01,056 --> 01:22:02,717
Yes, they are.
999
01:22:03,725 --> 01:22:06,956
Their bones, break them.
Break them in half. Squeeze them.
1000
01:22:07,029 --> 01:22:09,463
Step on their eyes, gouge out their heads!
1001
01:22:09,531 --> 01:22:12,329
Stamp their necks!
Wring them like a wet bathing suit!
1002
01:22:12,401 --> 01:22:15,370
Destroy all of them!
Don't hurt your muscles!
1003
01:22:20,776 --> 01:22:23,404
Don't just lay there.
Get up and do something.
1004
01:22:43,065 --> 01:22:44,259
Watch yourself!
1005
01:22:51,373 --> 01:22:52,567
Don't do that!
1006
01:22:54,009 --> 01:22:55,840
No, fellas, please!
1007
01:23:00,649 --> 01:23:02,446
Come on, you guys!
1008
01:23:33,215 --> 01:23:34,443
Thanks.
1009
01:23:49,097 --> 01:23:51,429
Wonder if I'm a bad influence on these kids.
1010
01:23:54,136 --> 01:23:56,331
Come on, Googoo!
1011
01:23:59,941 --> 01:24:01,533
Too bad, baby!
1012
01:24:01,610 --> 01:24:04,443
Will you stop that? You'll hurt somebody!
1013
01:24:09,718 --> 01:24:12,084
Don't get excited! That was close!
1014
01:24:20,328 --> 01:24:22,387
Use secret weapon, use it!
1015
01:24:22,464 --> 01:24:24,523
Dick Dale! Play, Dick Dale.
1016
01:24:52,928 --> 01:24:54,293
Get 'em now!
1017
01:25:00,068 --> 01:25:03,231
You don't aim good.
You got a weapon, but you're a bad aimer.
1018
01:25:03,305 --> 01:25:06,672
Follow that sight.
The big one, get the big one.
1019
01:25:13,114 --> 01:25:15,412
You're getting upset, you guys!
1020
01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:37,061
Squeeze them! Step on their eyes!
Gouge out their heads!
1021
01:25:37,138 --> 01:25:38,662
I'm tellin' you!
1022
01:25:38,974 --> 01:25:40,669
Break them in half!
1023
01:25:44,346 --> 01:25:46,780
- That wasn't nice.
- Sorry.
1024
01:25:55,023 --> 01:25:57,389
"Now I lay me down to sleep..."
1025
01:26:11,373 --> 01:26:13,864
- Flex, watch it!
- Help!
1026
01:26:13,942 --> 01:26:15,910
Stop that nonsense!
1027
01:26:21,650 --> 01:26:23,117
Stop that nonsense!
1028
01:26:35,530 --> 01:26:37,828
It's the boss, Mr. Strangdour.
1029
01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:41,695
You. What are you doing here?
1030
01:26:41,770 --> 01:26:44,705
We got them, Mr. Strangdour,
and we're going to crush them...
1031
01:26:44,773 --> 01:26:46,604
because they hurt Flex's dignity.
1032
01:26:46,675 --> 01:26:47,733
You!
1033
01:26:48,877 --> 01:26:50,606
You stoop to violence?
1034
01:26:50,679 --> 01:26:53,341
You forgot the code of the strong man?
1035
01:26:54,649 --> 01:26:56,674
Wait for me in my office.
1036
01:26:56,918 --> 01:26:58,886
I'll talk to you later.
1037
01:27:01,690 --> 01:27:04,022
I think the kid didn't hear me.
1038
01:27:08,963 --> 01:27:10,863
Applicazione dolorosa...
1039
01:27:11,299 --> 01:27:12,891
The painful one.
1040
01:27:14,602 --> 01:27:18,060
Now, put that kid down, do you hear?
Gently!
1041
01:27:18,373 --> 01:27:19,897
Yes, Papa.
1042
01:27:23,511 --> 01:27:25,069
Thank you, sir.
1043
01:27:29,117 --> 01:27:30,744
Don't I know you?
1044
01:27:30,819 --> 01:27:32,377
Well, now...
1045
01:27:32,454 --> 01:27:35,184
you might have seen my face quite often.
1046
01:27:35,557 --> 01:27:39,288
It just so happens
that I'm the strongest man in the world.
1047
01:27:40,362 --> 01:27:42,489
And you, you young creep...
1048
01:27:42,731 --> 01:27:46,098
you're much too young to look at girls,
you hear me?
1049
01:27:46,434 --> 01:27:48,527
Come with me to the office.
1050
01:27:48,770 --> 01:27:50,738
Please, Papa, don't spank me.
1051
01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:54,741
Don't spank me, Papa,
please, don't spank me.
1052
01:27:57,879 --> 01:27:59,642
Do you believe that?
1053
01:28:08,390 --> 01:28:10,950
- Hi, gang.
- Hi, Frankie, hi, Dee Dee.
1054
01:28:12,127 --> 01:28:14,823
- You know I love you.
- I think you've said that before.
1055
01:28:14,896 --> 01:28:18,354
- And I'm going to go right on saying it.
- I don't mind.
1056
01:28:19,567 --> 01:28:21,000
Look who's here!
1057
01:28:21,069 --> 01:28:23,264
- It's Deadhead!
- Yeah, Deadhead!
1058
01:28:24,672 --> 01:28:28,267
- He really went through that wall, didn't he?
- What wall?
1059
01:28:31,513 --> 01:28:33,276
Sit, Deadhead, sit.
1060
01:28:33,948 --> 01:28:37,213
He'll be all right.
Tomorrow we'll buy him a leash.
1061
01:28:38,052 --> 01:28:40,782
There's Julie's boat. It's leaving.
1062
01:28:41,589 --> 01:28:43,113
Are you sorry?
1063
01:28:44,325 --> 01:28:46,919
I've got you. That's all I ever wanted.
1064
01:28:49,030 --> 01:28:51,521
I hope I never see the likes of them again.
1065
01:28:51,599 --> 01:28:53,897
Relax, Grumpy, we're on our way.
1066
01:28:53,968 --> 01:28:56,368
Where are the mothers of America?
1067
01:28:57,605 --> 01:28:59,800
- I'll miss him, S.Z.
- I know.
1068
01:29:01,443 --> 01:29:03,070
But not for long.
1069
01:29:05,046 --> 01:29:06,809
Where to now, Julie?
1070
01:29:07,282 --> 01:29:10,615
No place. It's people for people, S.Z.
1071
01:29:41,349 --> 01:29:44,807
A girl needs a boy
1072
01:29:44,886 --> 01:29:47,821
she can love
1073
01:29:48,857 --> 01:29:52,918
She needs him by her side
1074
01:29:52,994 --> 01:29:56,589
so she can turn with pride
1075
01:29:56,865 --> 01:29:59,834
And say he's the boy
1076
01:29:59,901 --> 01:30:02,961
she's dreaming of
1077
01:30:14,082 --> 01:30:16,812
What are you trying to do, kill my boys?
1078
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:20,954
Where are the mothers of America?86612
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