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thank you
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stop i hi
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little early for that I well thank you
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very much for being here this is the
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40th year of this shows existence and
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this is the finale so I'm very honored
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honestly to be asked to host it so
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thanks and I'm glad you guys are here
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yeah it's fine
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hi I was born in 1967 and so I grew up
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to the 70s so I'm not racist
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however I do have mild racism its exact
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was the 70s it's been the same fights
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and you know what it's boring now that's
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the worst part of it when I was a kid we
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were like oh but you can't go like this
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for like a thousand years for a while
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when you fight people don't care cuz
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when you're just both you just keep
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fighting everybody's like those guys are
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dicks they just fight that's what it's
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like like I have two kids and they fight
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sometimes and when they first start
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fighting I get concerned I go in the
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room I'm like hey what's going on what's
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wrong why are we having some feelings
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can we can we listen to each other
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please can we please just listen to each
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other okay you go first and then she
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goes she's like that sounds hard okay
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thank you thank you okay now you
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because I like this one a little more
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summers
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and they work it out you help them work
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it up but if they keep fighting you stop
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doing that after while you just go in
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the room and you just go hi
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cuz he won't stop fighting you're in a
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family there's other people in this
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family and you're being a couple of
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selfish little [ __ ] that won't fix
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anything you share a room we can't
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afford another room so just deal with it
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somehow this has to do with Israel in
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Palestine
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because my kids are like
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israel-palestine and I'm like America
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the little ones like Palestine cuz she
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always gets screwed she gets the worst
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deals she's like she threw a rock at my
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face I'm like you're fine
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but you give a great life you take a
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rock to the face once in a while you're
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funny all work it out you and me okay
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I'll buy you a really cool missile and
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you
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the seventies were very different when
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in the 70s there was a child molester
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that lived in my hometown and it wasn't
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a big deal it was like we caught a child
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Buster's just like yeah that's the house
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where the child must live feelings for
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hey kids speak don't be stupid he'll get
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molested just
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I know because he did something to me
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when I was your age we had its town
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child molester his name was Jean
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Baptiste true story
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he liked teenage boys that's when you
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would find out cuz I was judged well he
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didn't like me I felt a little bad and
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one friend who used to get in the car
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he'd be like sure I'll go and he gets
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the car you gonna Donald's need a burger
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then he say see ya and he just take it
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off and Jean Baptiste was like
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point out again but he always tried
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maybe this time
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because Tom West's are very tenacious
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people they love molesting child's it's
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crazy it's like their favorite thing I
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mean when you kiss it's so crazy because
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when you consider the risk and being a
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child molester speaking not have even
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the damage you're doing but the risk
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there's no worse life available to a
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human than being a caught child molester
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and yet they still do it which from you
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could only really surmise that it must
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be really good
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you think I feels my last show probably
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look I can't key into it because I love
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mounds bars I love mounds bars is my
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favorite thing right but there's a limit
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I mean I can't even eat a mouse bar and
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do something else at the same time
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that's how much I love them like if I'm
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eating a mouse but I can't read the
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paper like I just sit there with it in
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my mouth and go why is this so good
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because they are delicious and yet if
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somebody said to me if you eat another
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mounds bar you'll go to jail and
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everybody will hate you I would stop
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being
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