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IF THE THORNCLIFFS CAN HAVE
A LITTLE PLACE IN THE COUNTRY,

WHY CAN'T WE?
HMM?

I AM A COUNTRY LOVER.
YOU'RE A COUNTRY LOVER.

NOT AT THIS TIME
IN THE MORNING.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A COUNTRY LOVER.

SINCE WHEN? GRASS DOESN'T
BEHAVE LIKE FITTED CARPET.

YOU KNOW
I LOVE THE COUNTRY.

WE GO ON PICNICS.

ROYAL DOULTON

AND THE SILVER TEAPOT.

WE TAKE TABLES,
CHAIRS, RUGS,

I DON'T LIKE
THE CREEPY-CRAWLIES, THOUGH.

BUT WE'LL FIND SOMEWHERE
CREEPY-CRAWLIE FREE.

OH RICHARD,
HOW EXCITING!

OUR OWN LITTLE PLACE
IN THE COUNTRY!

WELL, IF YOU WANT
A FINANCIAL OPINION,

IT'LL HAVE TO BE
VERY LITTLE.

AH-HH!

OH-HH!

"LITTLE PLACE,"

I MEAN BIG ENOUGH FOR
ENTERTAINING A FEW SELECT FRIENDS.

I SHALL BRING
CIVILIZATION

TO A LITTLE
RURAL CORNER.

OH, RICHARD,
I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW.

MY PRUNE SURPRISE
ONE-BITE CANAPE�S

FOR COWHERDS
AND SHEPHERDS.

THEY'RE ALWAYS TALL
AND HANDSOME-

ROMANTIC HEROES-
NEVER SHORT AND FAT.

I'VE NEVER YET
COME ACROSS A HEROINE

WHO'S FALLEN FOR ANYBODY
SHORT AND FAT.

IT'S A BIT UNFAIR, REALLY.
PLUS IT TAKES NO ACCOUNT

OF THE WEIRD SHAPES
WE FEMALES ACTUALLY FALL FOR.

I COULD DO
WITH A BACON BUTTIE.

MY MOTHER
COULDN'T BELIEVE IT

WHEN SHE SAW YOU
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME
AT THE GATE,

AND SHE THOUGHT SOMEBODY
HAD ABANDONED AN OLD VAN.

I AM GIVING UP THE HURLY-BURLY
OF THE ROMANTIC JUNGLE.

I AM RETIRING
FROM AN ACTIVE LOVE LIFE.

OVERACTIVE!

BOG-OFF, ONSLOW!

THAT'S NO WAY
TO SPEAK TO AN OLD VAN.

IT DIDN'T TAKE SO MUCH
"STARTING" IN THOSE DAYS.

OH, WILL YOU TWO
SHUT UP AND LISTEN?

I'M GOING TO WRITE
MY MEMOIRS.

WELL, I COULD! EVERYBODY
IS DOING IT THESE DAYS.

AND I'VE KEPT DIARIES
ALL THESE YEARS,

I COULD WRITE
MYMEMOIRS.

THAT'S GONNA BE GOOD NEWS FOR
A FEW HUSBANDS AROUND HERE.

THERE'S NO POINT IN WRITING IF
YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE TRUTHFUL.

THERE'S GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A LOT
OF MEN MISSING THEIR LAST TRAINS.

I HOPE THERE'LL BE ROOM
IN YOUR MEMOIRS, OUR ROSE,

FOR BOYFRIENDS WHO WERE SHORT AND FAT.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN
SHORT OF SHORT AND FAT.

WHEN YOU GET TO MY AGE, THERE'S
A BIG UPSURGE IN SHORT AND FAT.

* HOW MANY
GENTLE FLOWERS GROW *

* IN AN ENGLISH COUNTRY
GARDEN? *

* LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA *

* LA-LA-LA
LA-LA... *

WOULD YOU LIKE THATCH?

WELL, I USUALLY
HAVE CORNFLAKES.

RICHARD!
PAY ATTENTION, DEAR.

I'M SPEAKING
OF OUR COTTAGE.

SHOULD IT BE THATCH,
DO YOU THINK?

YOU MEAN AS WELL
AS HEAVILY MORTGAGED?

YOU'RE SERIOUS, THEN?

I LIKE THE LOOK OF THATCH,
BUT IS IT PRACTICAL?

I MEAN,
WHEN WE'RE ENTERTAINING,

AND I'VE LAID ONE OF MY
ELEGANT EXECUTIVE TABLES,

THE LAST THING I WANT
IS BITS OF STRAW

FALLING INTO PEOPLE'S
VICHYSSOISE.

EXECUTIVE ENTERTAINING!
THAT'S MORE LIKE YOU, HYACINTH.

WE'RE NOT REALLY
COUNTRY MATERIAL.

OH, NONSENSE, DEAR.

I SHALL DEVELOP
A COUNTRY VERSION

OF MY CANDLELIGHT
SUPPERS.

A SORT OF
"PLOWMAN'S SOIRE�E."

* TO BE A FARMER'S
BULL *

* TO BE A FARMER'S BU- *
RICHARD!

MORNING,EMMET!

BEAU-TIFUL DAY!

THAT VOICE RIPS
STRAIGHT THROUGH ME.

SHE COULD REMOVE PEOPLE'S SOCKS
WITH A VOICE LIKE THAT.

IS THIS HAT
SUITABLE, DEAR?

ER, FOR WHAT?

FOR LOOKING
AT COUNTRY COTTAGES.

I MEAN, DOES IT LOOK "RURAL"
IN A SOPHISTICATED WAY?

ER...
- OR WOULD YOU WEAR THIS ONE?

NO, IT WOULDN'T
SUIT ME.

DON'T BE SILLY, RICHARD.
NOW CONCENTRATE.

WHICH HAT?
THIS?

OR... THIS?

HYACINTH, I HATE
DECISIONS OF THIS MAGNITUDE

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
IT'S UNREASONABLE.

YOU DON'T LIKE
MY HATS.

I NEVER SAID
I DIDN'T LIKE YOUR HATS.

RICHARD!

IS THIS THE FIRST CHINK IN OUR MARRIAGE?

I'VE HEARD ABOUT MEN
IN MID-LIFE CRISIS.

I'M WARNING YOU,
RICHARD-

I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BEING
UNFAITHFUL TO MY HATS.

NOW-
WHEN SHE RINGS-

IT'S JUST A QUESTION
OF BEING QUITE FIRM

AND GIVING HER
MY EXCUSE.

I'VE FORGOTTEN
MY EXCUSE.

"I'M SORRY, HYACINTH,

BUT I CAN'T ENJOY COFFEE
WITH YOU THIS MORNING,

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH MY SOLICITOR."

"CAN'T ENJOY COFFEE
WITH YOU THIS MORNING,

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH MY SOLICITOR." RIGHT.

"I'M SO SORRY, HYACINTH,

BUT I CAN'T ENJOY COFFEE
WITH YOU THIS MORNING.

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH MY SOLICITOR."

HELLO?

NO, NO, NO.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T.

NO. NOT THIS MORNING.
I'M SOLICITING.

OH, NO!

NO, NO. OF COURSE
I'M NOT SOLICITING-

SORRY,
YOU CAN'T WHAT?

FOR COFFEE THIS MORNING,

BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO LOOK AT PROPERTY?

YES, I UNDERSTAND.

SOME OTHER TIME.

HMM, THAT'S FINE.

I WANT SOMETHING
WITH ROSES AROUND THE DOOR.

HMM...

IT SHOULD CREATE AN IMPRESSION
OF CHARM, TRANQUILITY...

AND HAVE
AN EXCLUSIVE POSTCODE.

HMM? OH, AT LEAST
THREE BEDROOMS.

ABSOLUTE MINIMUM.

YES, AND IT SHOULD
HAVE EVERY MOD-CON.

YES, I SEE NO VIRTUE
IN RUSTIC PLUMBING.

HOW MUCH IS THAT ONE?

REALLY?

THAT SEEMS
QUITE REASONABLE.

OH, AND A SUNKEN
GARDEN,

AND A SOUTH FACING
CONSERVATORY.

VERY NICE. YES.

NOW,
THERE SHOULD BE-

THERE SHOULD BE AN L-SHAPED
ROOM FOR ENTERTAINING,

OBJETS D'ART.

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
CHEAPER WE COULD CONVERT?

SOMETHING A BIT RUNDOWN THAT NEEDS DOING UP
- LIKE ME?

EXCUSE ME.

RICHARD, ARE YOU
LOSING YOUR NERVE?

YES.
IT'S GONE COMPLETELY.

NO, NO.
I'M STILL HERE.

YOU KEEP HER
BEAUTIFULLY, RICHARD.

SHE DOESN'T THINK SO.

SHE THINKS I'M
IN MID-LIFE CRISIS.

OH, THE CAR.

YES, HYACINTH
LIKES A CLEAN CAR.

WHY DOES SHE THINK
YOU'RE IN A MID-LIFE CRISIS?

I FAILED THE HAT TEST
THIS MORNING.

SHE ASKED ME
WHICH ONE I PREFERRED.

BEAUTIFUL DAY,
ELIZABETH.

YES, ISN'T IT?

COMPLETELY CONDUCIVE
TO CONTEMPLATING

COZY, CHARISMATIC,
COUNTRY COTTAGES.

COME ALONG, RICHARD.

DON'T JUST STAND THERE
HAVING YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

WATCH OUT
FOR THE LORRY, DEAR.

YES, I CAN SEE
THE LORRY.

AND THERE'S A PEDESTRIAN
ON THE PAVEMENT.

YES, THAT'S A GOOD PLACE
FOR A PEDESTRIAN.

HMM?

AREN'T YOU GOING
TOO QUICKLY?

NO, I'M NOT GOING
TOO QUICKLY.

* ZIPPITY DO-DAH *

* ZIPPITY-AY *

* MY, OH MY-
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY. *

YOU REALLY ARE
IN A MID-LIFE CRISIS.

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE
DAY. I'D BEEN EXPECTING IT.

MIND THE BICYCLE.

MINDING THE BICYCLE. PASSING
THE BICYCLE CAREFULLY...

IN MID-LIFE CRISIS.

WE SHALL FIGHT IT
TOGETHER.

MID-LIFE CRISIS.

I SHALL BE A TOWER
OF STRENGTH FOR YOU.

WATCH OUT
FOR OTHER WOMEN.

WHERE? WHERE?

NOT HERE, DEAR.
IN YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

IT'S A TIME WHEN MEN
THINK OF OTHER WOMEN.

NOT ME, HYACINTH.
I ASSURE YOU.

FOR ME...

ONE WOMAN
IS ENOUGH.

THANK YOU, DEAR.

BEAUTIFUL SENTIMENT.

YOU SEE? YOU'RE GETTING BETTER ALREADY.

THINK FOR YOURSELF,
RICHARD.

TURN LEFT, HERE.

HOW DO YOU SPELL
"MEMOIRS"?

woman on TV screams )

"M-E-M-O-I-R-S."

AND I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST
A BIG IDLE SLOB.

HE'S A BIG IDLE SLOB
THAT CAN SPELL.

YOU GET A WARM,
COZY FEELING

BEING MARRIED
TO AN INTELLECTUAL.

IF YOU WEREN'T
BONE-IDLE,

I BET YOU COULD HAVE REALLY
MADE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF.

YEAH, IF I HADN'T
DECIDED TO BE BONE-IDLE.

IS SHE REALLY
WRITING HER MEMOIRS?

LOOKS LIKE IT.

HOW DO YOU SPELL
"VIRGIN"?

IS IT "E-R"
OR "I-R"?

IS SHE GOING BACK
THAT FAR?

OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!

I LIKE THAT ONE.
ONE COULD ENTERTAIN THERE.

HYACINTH, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A COUNTRY COTTAGE,

SOMETHING SIMPLE
WE CAN DO UP.

YES, OF COURSE, DEAR.

DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY.

I'LL GO IN AND SEE
WHAT THEY HAVE.

YOU LOOK
THROUGH THIS, DEAR.

REMEMBER, SOMETHING SIMPLE
WE CAN DO UP.

I'M WELL AWARE OF WHAT WE WANT, RICHARD.

OOH!

WONDERFUL!
AND-OH!

WHY DO YOU ONLY GET THE
DETAILS ON BIG HOUSES?

LOOK, I AM NOT GOING
INTO AN ESTATE AGENT'S

TO MAKE INQUIRIES ABOUT
SOME POTTY LITTLE PROPERTY.

I HAVE MY PRIDE,
RICHARD.

THEN I'LL GO IN
NEXT TIME.

BUT MAKE SURE THERE'S
ROOM FOR ENTERTAINING.

WHATEVER SORT
OF PROPERTY IT IS,

I SHALL WANT IT TO BE A
SHINING LIGHT OF CIVILIZATION

IN THE RURAL
WILDERNESS.

MIND THAT HERD
OF COWS, DEAR.

IT'S IN A FIELD.
- THEY MAY BE DUE FOR MILKING.

MMM-MINDING
THE COW-OOS.

Elizabeth humming )

IT'S ONLY ME!

* DEE-DEE DEE-DEE- *
HELLO, BROTHER MINE!

YOU'RE PARTICULARLY
CHEERFUL.

I'VE HAD A COFFEE-FREE
MORNING-NO HYACINTH.

LUCKY YOU.
HOW DID YOU WRANGLE THAT?

I DIDN'T HAVE TO. SHE WAS GOING OUT
- LOOKING AT PROPERTY.

"LOOKING AT PROPERTY"?
IS THAT WHAT SHE SAID?

I THINK THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
- TRY TO REMEMBER!

YOU'RE SHAKING ME.
- I'M SORRY, LIZ.

BUT ARE YOU POSITIVE SHE
SAID, "LOOKING AT PROPERTY"?

HMM!

THAT-THAT MEANS
SHE'S MOVING!

HYACINTH IS MOVING!

WELL, I ASSUMED IT WAS FOR
SOMEBODY ELSE. SHE CAN'T BE MOVING.

DON'T SAY THAT, LIZ.
NOT EVEN IN JEST.

YE GODS!
HYACINTH MOVING.

I THINK THAT CALLS
FOR A LITTLE DRINKIE.

* OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
MORNING *

* OH, WHAT
A BEAUTIFUL DAY... *

IN ABOUT AN HOUR,
IF THAT'S CONVENIENT.

GOOD!
JUST A MOMENT.

AND THE NAME IS...?

B-U-
- "BOUQUET!"

SPELLED "B-U-C-K-E-T."

IT'S A MR. AND MRS.
BUCKET.

"BOU-QUET."

THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

THEY'LL BE WITH YOU
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOW THE NAME IS SPELLED.

SHE'S WEARING
A GREEN HAT.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE WE CAN SHOW YOU?

I'D LIKE PARTICULARS
REGARDING THIS, PLEASE.

LET'S JUST LOOK
AT COTTAGES.

THAT'S WHERE WE STARTED-
COTTAGES.

"OUR OWN LITTLE PLACE
IN THE COUNTRY," YOU SAID.

I KNOW, BUT I WILL NOT
HAVE THE AGENTS BELIEVING

THAT'S ALL
WE CAN AFFORD.

OH, THIS ONE
LOOKS MORE MODEST.

IT DOESN'T LOOK
MORE MODEST TO ME.

NONSENSE. MIND THE TREE, DEAR.
- THE TREE?

I AM ON THE ROAD,
THE TREE IS IN THE HEDGE.

BUT IT COULD
BLOW DOWN.

THEY DO. THEY'RE ALWAYS BLOWING DOWN.

MINDING THE TREE.

IT MAY SAY
"TURN LEFT,"

BUT I CAN'T SEE
THAT COTTAGE ANYWHERE.

SHALL WE ASK
THE VILLAGE IDIOT?

THAT FELLOW?

DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'S
THE RIGHT PERSON TO ASK?

THERE'S NO ONE ELSE.

GOOD DAY TO YOU,
MY GOOD MAN!

COULD YOU DIRECT US?

WE'RE LOOKING
FOR "HONEYSUCKLE COTTAGE."

HAR...!

I DON'T APPEAR TO BE GETTING
THROUGH TO HIM, RICHARD.

HE'S CLEARLY DONATED HIS VOCAL
ORGANS TO MEDICAL RESEARCH.

CAN YOU TELL US

WHERE WE CAN FIND
"HONEYSUCKLE COTTAGE"?

OH, AYE-

GO STRAIGHT
DOWN THE ROAD HERE...

...TAKE THE ROAD
AND COME TO A FORK!

BUT DON'T TAKE
THE RIGHT-HAND FORK-

OH, YOU DON'T WANT THE RIGHT-HAND
FORK. IT GOES PAST THE PIG FARM.

LEFT-HAND FORK...

YOU GO PAST THE FARM
ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE

...FURTHER THAN THAT.

FIRST LEFT AND YOU'RE THERE.

I THINK I CAUGHT
"FIRST LEFT."

THEN FOR GOODNESS' SAKE,
LET'S GO!

THANK YOU!

HE WAS LOOKING AT ME
VERY ODDLY, RICHARD.

DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY COULD STILL
BE EATING RAW MEAT AROUND HERE?

HYACINTH!

BELIEVE ME, THOSE WERE NOT
THE EYES OF A VEGETARIAN.

WELL HE WAS RIGHT
ABOUT FIRST LEFT.

PROBABLY
JUST A WILD GUESS.

HE LOOKED A TRIFLE
OFF THE LATCH TO ME.

HE KNEW
IT WAS FIRST LEFT,

SO HE CAN'T BE COMPLETELY
OFF THE LATCH.

I'LL JUST PULL
OFF THE ROAD.

HE WAS JUST STARRING AT ME AND GRINNING.

I DON'T SUPPOSE HE'S
EVER SEEN A HAT LIKE MINE.

I HOPE ALL COUNTRY PEOPLE
AREN'T GOING TO BE LIKE THAT.

IT WILL MAKE IT VERY HARD WORK
AT MY "MERRIE ENGLAND" BARBEQUES.

WE MUST GET
A MAYPOLE, RICHARD.

APPARENTLY THAT'S HOW
COUNTRY FOLK AMUSE THEMSELVES.

I DO LIKE THE NAME-

"HONEYSUCKLE COTTAGE."

IT'LL LOOK RATHER WELL ON OUR
EMBOSSED PERSONAL NOTEPAPER.

YOU WANT MY OPINION?
PRETTY BUT PRICEY.

WE'LL SEND OUT
INVITATIONS, RICHARD.

"THE BOUQUETS WILL BE
ENTERTAINING THIS WEEKEND

AT 'HONEYSUCKLE COTTAGE.'"

OH YES, RICHARD,
I LIKE IT.

WHERE IS THE NEIGHBOR WITH THE KEY?

APPARENTLY, HE JUST
LIVES AROUND THE CORNER.

WELL, COME ON, DEAR.
COME ON.

WHOOP! MIND YOUR TREAD, RICHARD.

MINDING MY TREAD.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A GOAT.

YOU SEE HOW FAMILIAR YOU
ARE WITH THE COUNTRY ALREADY?

ARE THEY
HOUSETRAINED?

I SHOULDN'T
THINK SO.

OH-
JUST LIKE ONSLOW!

RICHARD. RICHARD!
RICHARD!

COME ALONG, RICHARD.
THIS MUST BE IT.

OH-HH!

THIS MAKES ONSLOW'S
PLACE LOOK LIKE A PALACE.

WHEN WE STOPPED IN THE CAR
AND ASKED HIM DIRECTIONS,

WHY DIDN'T HE TELL US
HE HAD THE KEY?

MAYBE HE DID. COULD YOU
UNDERSTAND A WORD HE WAS SAYING?

I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD HE'S SAYING.

...TERRIBLE-WHOA-HO...

...RATS.

DID HE SAY RATS?
- I THOUGHT HE SAID "RATS."

I THOUGHT I HEARD
"WOODWORM."

CAN ONE HEAR WOODWORM?

SAY"WOODWORM."

I THINK YOU'D BETTER
GO IN FIRST, RICHARD.

INTO THE JAWS OF RATS
AND WOODWORM. CHARMING!

LET'S HOPE IT'S THE RATS
WHO'VE GOT THE WOODWORM.

DON'T BE SILLY, DEAR.

WOODWORM?

OH, YES! ONE COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THIS.

A LITTLE COTTAGE
FURNITURE.

IDEAL FOR MY
COUNTRY CREAM TEAS.

WE SHALL NEED A
GRANDFATHER CLOCK, RICHARD.

FOR CREAM TEAS?

FOR THE AMBIANCE,
RICHARD.

OLD-WORLD
ATMOSPHERE, DEAR.

YEAH, IT'S WOOD.

WELL, NATURALLY.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

BUT IT'S A PITY, IF THEY HAD BEEN
PLASTIC, IT'D CONFUSED THE WOODWORM.

HMM?

HOW OLD
IS THE PLACE?

...1800, JANUARY.

YOU TRY.

LISTEN, JUST BECAUSE
I RECOGNIZED A GOAT...

SHE'S NOT HOME YET.

THEY MAY HAVE FOUND
SOMEWHERE.

YOU'RE GETTING A THING
ABOUT THIS.

THEY PROBABLY WON'T FIND THE RIGHT
PROPERTY AT THEIR FIRST ATTEMPT.

PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE UP
THEIR MINDS.

I DON'T SEE WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT
ABOUT CHOOSING A PROPERTY.

SHE IS LOOKING FOR A PROPERTY, ISN'T SHE?

OH, EMMET. RELAX!

HYACINTH SAID THEY WERE LOOKING AT
PROPERTY. THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU.

IF SHE COMES BACK HERE
WITHOUT FINDING A PROPERTY...

THEN...

THEN WE'LL HAVE TO HELP
HER LOOK FOR SOMETHING.

HOW CAN WE HELP HER?

WE'LL CIRCULATE ESTATE AGENTS
WITHIN A 50-MILE RADIUS.

NO! NO, LET'S MAKE THAT
A 100-MILE RADIUS.

WE MUSTN'T MISS
ANY OPPORTUNITY TO HELP.

I MEAN, WHAT ARE
NEIGHBORS FOR?

EMMET, WE CAN'T
DO THAT.

WE CAN'T INTERFERE
WITH HYACINTH'S CHOICE.

I COULD
- ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S IN SUCH A GOOD CAUSE.

WHAT GOOD CAUSE?
- MY SANITY!

OH, PLENTY
OF CUPBOARD SPACE.

I CAN'T SAY I AM FINDING
ALL THAT MUCH SPACE.

CAN'T-CAN'T SEE
ANY WOODWORM.

THERE ARE MORE PROBLEMS AROUND
HERE THAN WOODWORM, DEAR.

...COLD IN HERE...

WHAT'S HE SAYING?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I CAN FEEL EVERY SYLLABLE.

EXCUSE ME!

A FINE
BIG LASS.

WHERE?

CHECK THE LOFT AREA
CAREFULLY FOR PESTS, RICHARD.

NOT MUCH LIGHT
UP HERE.

AND IF YOU SHOULD SEE
ANY WOODWORM,

TRY TO SHOO THEM TOWARDS
THE END OF THE BUILDING.

HOW DO YOU SHOO
WOODWORM?

INTIMIDATE THEM, DEAR,
BY BANGING ON THEIR BEAMS.

IT'S VERY DUSTY AND THERE'S
NOT A LOT OF ROOM TO MOVE.

REALLY?

I'M A LITTLE
RESTRICTED DOWN HERE!

RICHARD, RICHARD,
WOULD YOU COME DOWN, DEAR?

YES-NOW!

COMING!

RICHARD!

...AND FANCY
SOCKS, TOO.

WHOA!

RICHARD! OOP!
RICHARD!

RICHARD!

HOW DARE YOU, SIR, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
ME WHEN MY HUSBAND'S INCAPACITATED?

Man: OH, THE WIFE!

...WELL, I'LL NOT
STAND FOR IT.

YOU AND YOUR FANCY WOMAN. THE OLD COW!

Yokel's wife:
... YOUR LAST WARNING!

YOU GO HOME!

HELP! HELP!

RICHARD! DO STOP MESSING ABOUT UP
THERE, AND COME DOWN AT ONCE, DEAR.

I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANY WOODWORM IN THIS BEAM-

IT FEELS HARD ENOUGH.

NOW LISTEN, I'M GOING
TO LOCK MYSELF IN THE CAR.

THE WAY THAT YOKEL
IS BEHAVING-

YOU'D THINK I WAS THE FIRST
DELIRIOUS-DESIRABLE WOMAN HE'S EVER SEEN.

NOW, COME ALONG,
DEAR.

HYACINTH!

RICHARD! HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING
TO HAVE TO WALK LIKE THAT?

PROBABLY FOREVER.

THIS IS NO TIME TO BE
NURSING YOUR GRIEVANCES.

IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD
SAY THAT. OW-OO!

RICHARD!