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I HEARD A NOISE.
- THERE'S NO ONE THERE.

ARE YOU SURE EVERYTHING'S LOCKED?
- EVERYTHING'S LOCKED,

BOLTED, BARRED.
- HAVE YOU CHECKED THE WINDOWS?

I CHECKED
THE WINDOWS.

WHAT ABOUT THE GARAGE?

YES,
IT'S STILL THERE.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY WE'VE NEVER BEEN BURGLED.

IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE
THAT I HAVE

SOME VERY VALUABLE
OBJETS D'ART.

OBJETS D'ART?

MY ROYAL DOULTON...
- OH, THAT.

AND THE FIGURINES
THAT WERE GRANDMAMA'S.

OH, YES,
THOSE.

THE WILKINSONS
WERE BURGLED.

ON HIS INCOME,
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND

HOW THEY COULD
AFFORD TO BE BURGLED.

QUITE HONESTLY,
IN THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES,

I THINK IT'S A MITE PRETENTIOUS
OF THEM TO BE BURGLED.

ONE DAY THEY'LL
BE SHERIDAN'S.

THE WILKINSONS?

DON'T BE SILLY,
DEAR,

MY OBJETS D'ART.
- OH.

HYACINTH?
- HMM?

I THINK SOMETIME WE OUGHT
TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT SHERIDAN.

OH, YOU KNOW
HOW I LOVE

TO TALK ABOUT
SHERIDAN.

YES,
I DO KNOW.

BUT NOT THAT KIND
OF TALK,

SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS.
- WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, WE PUT HIM
TO HIGHER EDUCATION

BECAUSE YOU WANTED HIM TO BE A
QUANTITY SURVEYOR. - MMM-HMMM.

SO WHY HAS HE
DROPPED MATHS,

IN FAVOR
OF NEEDLEWORK?

BECAUSE HE'S
STARTED TO MAKE

ALL HIS OWN CLOTHES,
THAT'S WHY.

DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT HIM?

I WORRY ABOUT ALL
MY FAMILY, RICHARD.

I WORRY ABOUT DADDY.

AM I NEGLECTING HIM?
WE OUGHT TO TAKE HIM OUT MORE.

DO YOU THINK
HE'D NOTICE?

IT'S MY DUTY.

GOOD NIGHT,
RICHARD.

GOOD NIGHT,
HYACINTH.

SOMEWHERE OUTDOORS-

WE'LL TAKE DADDY SOMEWHERE
OUTDOORS FOR A PICNIC.

IT'S 1:00
IN THE MORNING!

I DON'T MEAN NOW,
DEAR,

I MEAN TOMORROW,
WHEN YOU HAVE THE DAY OFF.

WE'LL TAKE DADDY SOMEWHERE NICE
IN THE COUNTRY FOR A PICNIC.

I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OF IT BEFORE.

IT'S IDEAL FOR DADDY,
A PICNIC.

HE CAN DROP AS MANY
CRUMBS AS HE LIKES.

I'LL RING DAISY
IN THE MORNING

AND TELL HER
TO GET HIM READY.

CAN WE GO TO SLEEP NOW?

YES, OF COURSE, DEAR.

IT'S BEEN PREYING
ON MY MIND.

I MUSTN'T NEGLECT DADDY BECAUSE
HE'S SOMETIMES DIFFICULT.

I KNOW MY DUTY.

I TRUST I SHALL ALWAYS BE
A CARING DAUGHTER.

GOOD NIGHT,
RICHARD.

WHY DON'T WE
MAKE A LIST?

WHAT?
- OF DADDY'S FAVORITE SNACKS.

COME ON,
DEAR.

AND WHAT CAN I WEAR
THAT WON'T SPOIL

IF IT'S SPLASHED
OR DRIBBLED ON?

YOU SWINE, I TOLD YOU I NEVER
WANTED TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.

OH, IT'S YOU,
HYACINTH.

NO, I WAS EXPECTING A CALL
FROM A MR. BUTTERFIELD.

DADDY?

YES, YES WE CAN
GET HIM READY.

A PICNIC?

OH, I THINK THAT'S
A LOVELY IDEA.

NOW GET
OFF THE PHONE!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IT'S ROSE.
SHE WAS VERY RUDE.

DO YOU THINK SHE'S
EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED AGAIN?

ROSE IS ALWAYS
EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.

SHE WAS
VERY EXCITABLE.

OH, SHE'LL GET OVER IT.
SHE ALWAYS DOES.

SHE MENTIONED
A GENTLEMAN'S NAME-

BUTTERFIELD.

NOW THE ONLY BUTTERFIELDS I
KNOW ARE THE QUALITY CAR PEOPLE.

THAT RATHER PRESTIGIOUS SHOWROOM
WITH THE LEATHER FURNITURE.

IT'S PROBABLY NOT THOSE
BUTTERFIELDS AT ALL.

OH, I BELIEVE
IT IS.

AND I THINK IT'S
THE REAL THING THIS TIME-

YOU CAN TELL
IN HER VOICE.

I SHALL HAVE
TO TAKE HER IN HAND.

THE BENEFIT
OF MY EXPERIENCE

COULD CONSIDERABLY AID
HER SOCIAL ADVANCEMENT.

WHERE'S YOUR TIE, RICHARD?
- HMM?

YOUR TIE, DEAR?

WELL, I THOUGHT SINCE
WE WERE GOING ON A PICNIC-

RICHARD.

MY SISTER ROSE,

MRS. BUTTERFIELD.

MY SISTER
ROSE BUTTERFIELD.

YOU'VE MET
MY SISTER ROSE,

MRS. BUTTERFIELD?

YOU KNOW,

THE EXECUTIVE
CAR PEOPLE.

HAS SHE ASKED HIM IF HE
WANTS TO GO ON A PICNIC?

I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE
CAN'T LEAVE HIM ALONE.

HE'S BEEN QUIET
FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS.

I NOTICED THAT.

I THOUGHT HE MUST
BE DEAD.

HAS ANYBODY CHECKED?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY,
ONSLOW.

I KNOW-
TERRIBLE THING IS A PICNIC.

WHERE ARE THEY GOING
ON THIS PICNIC?

OH, I DON'T KNOW,

AND I CAN'T STAND HERE
GABBING ABOUT IT.

I'M EXPECTING A CALL
FROM MR. BUTTERFIELD.

IT'S ALL RIGHT SAYING,
"GET HIM READY."

GETTING HIM READY
FOR OUR HYACINTH,

THAT'S REALLY
GETTING HIM READY.

DOES SHE MEAN
I'VE GOT TO DO SANDWICHES?

YOUR HYACINTH WILL NEVER
BE SEEN IN PUBLIC

WITH ONE
OF YOUR SANDWICHES.

NOW ME, FOR INSTANCE,
THAT'S A DIFFERENT MATTER.

I COULD JUST MURDER
A BACON BUTTIE.

WELL, YOU'VE HAD IT!
I'VE GOT TO GET FATHER READY.

OH, NICE.

IS THIS TIE
ALL RIGHT?

YES, THAT'S FINE, DEAR.

I DON'T KNOW
WHICH GLASSES TO TAKE.

I'LL HAVE TO TAKE
SOMETHING PRESENTABLE

IN CASE WE'RE
OVERLOOKED.

WE SHAN'T BE OVERLOOKED
IF WE FIND SOMEWHERE QUIET.

I'LL TAKE THESE.

THESE WON'T
LET US DOWN.

CAN YOUR FATHER HANDLE A GLASS?
- HMM?

OH, DADDY CAN
HAVE A BEAKER.

BUT I'LL TAKE A GLASS AS WELL,
IN CASE THERE ARE PASSERS-BY.

I'M NOT HAVING RUMORS CIRCULATING
THAT DADDY DRINKS OUT OF A BEAKER.

I'LL ANSWER THAT, DEAR,

YOU FINISH PACKING
THE GLASSES SAFELY.

NOW DO YOU LIKE THE TIE?

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

OH, IT MUST BE SHERIDAN.

YES, OF COURSE
WE'LL ACCEPT THE CHARGE.

SHERIDAN, HOW THOUGHTFUL
OF YOU TO RING MOMMY, DEAR.

IT'S SHERIDAN!

WHAT DOES HE WANT?

I DON'T KNOW THAT HE WANTS
ANYTHING, DEAR.

IT'S A PERSONAL, THOUGHTFUL
LITTLE CALL TO HIS MOMMY.

YOU NEED WHAT,
SHERIDAN?

SOME PAJAMAS?
WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

NOW YOU SURELY CAN'T
BEGRUDGE THE BOY

A PAIR OF PAJAMAS.

DADDY SAYS OF COURSE
YOU MAY HAVE

SOME NEW PAJAMAS.

I'LL GET SOME
AND SEND THEM ON TO YOU.

OH, YOU'VE SEEN SOME
THAT YOU LIKE?

WELL, YES,
IT'S NO PROBLEM.

WE COULD SEND
THE MONEY INSTEAD.

HOW MUCH?

WOULD YOU REPEAT THAT,
SHERIDAN?

I THINK I MISHEARD, DEAR.

NO, I DIDN'T
MISHEAR.

BUT WHY DO THEY
HAVE TO BE PURE SILK?

YOUR FRIEND TARQUIN
ONLY WEARS PURE SILK PAJAMAS.

I SEE.

NO, OF COURSE
YOU WOULDN'T

WANT TO BE LEFT OUT.
GOODBYE, DEAR.

HYACINTH-
- I THINK IT'S SPLENDID

THAT SHERIDAN IS MIXING WITH
SUCH A NICE CLASS OF PERSON.

NOW, I'VE GOT
TO GET THESE...

YOU CAN'T COME IN! I'M EXPECTING
A PERSONAL TELEPHONE CALL!

GOOD. IF THERE'S NOTHING ON
THE TELLY, I CAN LISTEN TO YOU.

DON'T BE A SWINE,
ONSLOW.

I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD START
CHANGING THE HABITS OF A LIFETIME.

WHERE'S DADDY'S
BROWN SHOES?

HAVE YOU SEEN
HIS BROWN SHOES?

NO GOOD ASKING ME, I'VE
GOT OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND.

OOOH.

OH!

I WAS LOOKING
FOR THAT.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
CRUSHING MY GIRDLE?

OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD,
I'D SAY I HAVEN'T.

NOT FOR A WHILE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE
BEING SO SNIFFY

ABOUT A PAIR
OF PAJAMAS.

AT THAT PRICE?

IF HE'S MIXING
IN THE BETTER CIRCLES,

I WILL NOT HAVE MY SHERIDAN
LOOKING LIKE A POOR RELATION.

ARE YOU THERE,
ELIZABETH?

THERE'S
NO ONE THERE.

YOU GIVE UP
TOO EASILY.

IF THERE'S ONE THING
YOU CAN SAY ABOUT ME,

IT'S THAT I GIVE UP
TOO EASILY.

DID YOU WANT ME,
HYACINTH?

IN VIEW
OF THE WILKINSONS' BURGLARY,

I THOUGHT IT BEST
TO LET YOU KNOW

THAT WE'RE POPPING OUT
FOR AN HOUR OR TWO.

I'M TAKING DADDY
ON A PICNIC.

OH, THAT'S NICE.

A LITTLE FRESH AIR
WILL DO HIM GOOD.

YES,
I'M SURE IT WILL.

I'VE JUST BEEN
SPEAKING TO SHERIDAN.

HE THINKS IT'S
A GOOD IDEA, TOO.

HE'S SUCH
A THOUGHTFUL BOY.

IS SHERIDAN WELL?
- WELL ENOUGH TO BE BUYING SILK PAJAMAS.

ANYTHING COARSER
IRRITATES.

HE WAS ALWAYS
VERY SOFT SKINNED.

HE TAKES AFTER ME,
I'M AFRAID.

MIND THE OLD LADY
ON THE PAVEMENT.

I'M NOT GOING
ON THE PAVEMENT.

SUPPOSING SHE SUDDENLY
LEAPS OFF?

HOW MANY OLD LADIES
DO MAKE SUDDEN LEAPS?

AND THERE'S
A CYCLIST.

I CAN SEE HIM.

TURN RIGHT HERE, DEAR.

RIGHT? YOUR SISTER'S
IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

WE'LL CALL
FOR PETROL.

WE CAN CALL SOMEWHERE
ON THE WAY TO DAISY'S.

NO, WE'LL CALL
SOMEWHERE THIS WAY.

WHY?

OH, I SEE WHY.

WE'LL FILL UP HERE.

IF ROSE IS GOING TO BE
CONNECTED WITH THE FAMILY,

WE MIGHT AS WELL
START USING HERE.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF IT'S THE SAME BUTTERFIELD.

HOW MANY BUTTERFIELDS
DO YOU THINK THERE ARE

IN A SMALL TOWN?

ARE YOU PLANNING
TO FILL IT YOURSELF?

IT'S SELF SERVICE.

WELL, NOT FOR THOSE CONNECTED
WITH THE FAMILY, SURELY.

LOOK, LET'S NOT
MAKE A FUSS.

OH, VERY WELL.

HELLO?

IT'S FOR YOU.

IT'S YOUR
COUSIN RALPHIE.

HIYA, KID.

AND DON'T HOG THE PHONE, I'M
EXPECTING A CALL FROM MR. BUTTERFIELD.

WELL, I'M FAIRLY BUSY,
RALPHIE,

PLUS, IT'S NOT EASY GETTING
OUT FROM UNDER THIS DOG.

HAS IT GOT TO BE
GONE TODAY?

I HAVEN'T GOT
A ROOF RACK.

WELL, HOW HEAVY
IS IT?

WELL, HE'S READY.
I MEAN, FOR ME HE'S READY,

WHETHER HE'S READY FOR OUR
HYACINTH, WE'LL FIND OUT.

WILL YOU GET ONSLOW OFF THE
PHONE WITH THEIR RALPHIE?

WHAT'S RALPHIE WANT?

STUFFING.

BRING A BUTTERFIELD HERE.

WE SHOULD ARRANGE
A LITTLE MEETING AT HOME.

I COULD SURROUND HIM
WITH COFFEE AND PETITS FOURS

AND YOU COULD TALK
TO HIM INTELLIGENTLY.

PERHAPS YOU OUT TO START
BRUSHING UP YOUR KNOWLEDGE

ON THE PROBLEMS
OF THE LUXURY CARRIAGE TRADE.

THAT SOUNDS FUN.

IT'S THE DUSTBIN MEN
I FEEL SORRY FOR.

I MEAN, HOW CAN
THEY DISTINGUISH

BETWEEN WHAT THEY'RE
SUPPOSED TO TAKE

AND WHAT'S SUPPOSED
TO STAY?

LEAVE IT,
LEAVE IT.

IS DADDY READY?
- HE'S READY.

DADDY,
IT'S HYACINTH, DEAR.

NO DON'T
GET UNDER THE BED.

AT LEAST I HOPE
HE'S READY.

HASN'T HE
GOT A TIE?

FOR A PICNIC?

JUST BECAUSE IT'S
AL FRESCO,

IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S ANY
THE LESS A SOCIAL OCCASION.

I'LL GET A TIE.

THE CAR'S OUTSIDE,
DADDY,

BE WITH YOU
IN A MOMENT.

I JUST HAVE TO HAVE
A WORD WITH ROSE.

NO, NO, I TOLD YOU
THAT I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR BALL.

RICHARD, DO STOP PLAYING
WITH THAT ANIMAL.

NO, YOU'RE A LOUSE.

YOU'VE ALWAYS
BEEN A LOUSE.

AND WHAT'S MORE
YOU'VE GOT HAIRY TOES.

YOU'RE THE FIRST MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN
WITH HAIRY TOES, TED BUTTERFIELD,

AND IT LOOKS
LIKE A BAD SIGN-

ROSE, YOU CANNOT SPEAK
LIKE THAT TO A BUTTERFIELD!

GOOD GRACIOUS, GIRL, THINK
OF THE BRIGHT FUTURE AHEAD.

BRIGHT FUTURE?
DO YOU KNOW THE BUTTERFIELDS?

OF COURSE WE KNOW THE
BUTTERFIELDS, WE'VE JUST BEEN THERE.

MY SISTER WON'T KEEP YOU
A MOMENT, MR. BUTTERFIELD.

WE CALL REGULARLY AT THEIR PLACE OF BUSINESS.
- WHAT PLACE OF BUSINESS?

MY SISTER'S
STANDING HERE

IN THE GRIP OF A VERY
POWERFUL EMOTION.

YOU MUSTN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE
OF HER HARSH WORDS.

IT'S JUST A CRUST
THAT SHE'S HAD TO DEVELOP

TO COVER HER PURITY
AND SIMPLICITY.

WE'RE LIKE THAT
AS A FAMILY,

HIGHER STANDARDS PREVAIL.
MY SON WEARS PURE SILK PAJAMAS.

ROSE, PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER.

YOU HAVE TO LEARN
TO BEHAVE

IF YOU'RE GOING
TO MAINTAIN A RELATIONSHIP

WITH ONE OF THE TOWN'S
LEADING COMMERCIAL FAMILIES.

WHAT COMMERCIAL
FAMILY?

THE EXECUTIVE MOTOR SHOWROOM,
THE GARAGE,

THEIR FORECOURT SERVICE
IS UNPARALLELED.

HE'S NOT
THAT BUTTERFIELD.

THIS ONE'S A TOTAL DREK
WITHOUT A PENNY TO HIS NAME.

HMM?

AND FURTHERMORE,

WILL YOU KINDLY STOP
BOTHERING MY SISTER?!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THAT FOR?

I LOVE HIM!
- HOW CAN YOU LOVE HIM? THE MAN HAS HAIRY TOES.

NOW,

THAT'S A MUCH SMARTER
DADDY WITH THE TIE.

WAIT THERE
UNTIL WE FETCH YOU.

AND DON'T
DISARRANGE YOURSELF.

HAS HE GOT A HANDKERCHIEF?
- ONE OF ONSLOW'S.

IS IT CLEAN?

IT'S CLEAN!

WHERE IS ONSLOW?
I SUPPOSE HE'S STILL IN BED.

HE'S NOT STILL IN BED. HE'S
GONE TO BORROW A ROOF RACK.

WHAT FOR?
- HE'S GOT TO HELP THEIR RALPHIE MOVE SOMETHING.

WHATEVER NEXT?

IF SOMEONE C-WOULD-?

IF ANYBODY'S LISTENING,
I'M UNDER HERE.

RICHARD, I TOLD YOU TO
STOP PLAYING WITH THAT DOG.

I DON'T WANT HAIRS
ALL OVER OUR OLD SOFA.

DAISY,
AS WELL AS A HANDKERCHIEF

I THINK DADDY OUGHT
TO HAVE A SMALL TOWEL-

CLEANTOWEL.

OH, LOOK
AT YOUR CLOTHES.

YOU'RE COVERED
IN HAIRS.

THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT. FOR THE PAST
HALF HOUR I'VE BEEN COVERED IN DOG.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY
WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

ONSLOW'S GONE
BORROWING A ROOF RACK,

AND THEN HE'S OFF
ON SOME APPALLING

UNSTYLISH ERRAND
FOR THEIR "RAFE."

OH NICE.

OH, NO.

THERE GOES DADDY WITH MY TUNA MAYONNAISE.
- AND MY CAR.

WELL, WHO WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE WATCHING HIM?

I WAS IN THE KITCHEN.

I WAS UNDER THE DOG.

IMPULSIVE DADDY.

I HOPE HE'S NOT GOING
TO DRIVE AT SPEEDS

INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY
CUT-GLASS CONDIMENT SET.

IN MY CAR!

HOW ARE WE GOING
TO CATCH UP WITH HIM?

WE'LL HAVE TO GO
IN MINE.

WHAT TIME IS JILL
EXPECTING US?

ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO, LIZ.

WATCH THE-
OH NO!

WASN'T THAT
RICHARD'S CAR?

I COULD HAVE SWORN
THAT WAS RICHARD'S CAR.

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE DAMN FOOL
BEHIND THE WHEEL WAS,

ALL I COULD SEE
WAS A CAP.

A CAR BEING DRIVEN
BY A CAP.

WHOA! THERE GOES
MY ROOF-RACK!

HE'S GETTING AWAY!

HE'S GOT A NEWER CAR,
HASN'T HE?

LET'S HOPE
HE KEEPS IT THAT WAY.

HE'LL SLOW DOWN IN A BIT.

WHY SHOULD HE SLOW DOWN?

BECAUSE HE
GETS TIRED.

YOU KNOW
WHAT HE'S LIKE-

HE HAS BURSTS
OF ENERGY

AND THEN HE
GOES TO SLEEP.

BEHIND THE WHEEL?
THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

OH, MY POOR DADDY.
- OH, MY POOR CAR!

HE DOES. HE COULD BE
TALKING TO A PERSON

AND IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE SENTENCE, "WHALLOP,"

HE'S ASLEEP.

HE'S SLOWING DOWN.

I TOLD YOU.

HE'S FEELING TIRED.

CAN'T YOU OVERTAKE HIM?

ON WHICH SIDE?

OH, POOR DADDY,

ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
OF A STRANGE CAR.

IT'S NOT THE CAR THAT'S
STRANGE, IT'S YOUR FATHER.

I SHOULD BE WITH HIM
IN HIS HOUR OF DANGER.

HE MIGHT HAVE
AN ACCIDENT.

I CAN'T BEAR TO THINK
OF HIM LYING INJURED,

HIS DEAR BALD HEAD
COVERED IN MY TUNA MAYONNAISE.

OH, NO!

I THINK
MY GASKET'S GONE.

I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOU
WERE CHAPLAIN OF A PRISON.

WELL,
I DIDN'T.

I WAS BEGINNING TO SPEAK
OUT OF THE SIDE OF MY MOUTH.

IT'S A FRIENDLY
PARISH HERE.

SOME OF THE WOMEN
ARE TOO FRIENDLY.

NOW, THAT WAS
AN EVIL THOUGHT.

Daisy:
THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE.

OH, DAMN,
IT'S THE BUCKET WOMAN!

SHOULD YOU BE SAYING "DAMN" LIKE THAT?
- NOT NORMALLY, NO.

I'M TURNING ROUND.

YOU CAN'T TURN ROUND,

YOU HAVE TO HELP
THOSE PEOPLE.

OH, I SUPPOSE
YOU'RE RIGHT.

DAMN,
IT'S THE VAMPIRE SISTER!

YOU WERE RIGHT, TURN ROUND! TURN ROUND!

I CAN'T TURN ROUND NOW,
THEY'VE SEEN US.

MAY I BE
OF ANY HELP?

THAT'S VERY, VERY KIND
OF YOU, VICAR.

PERHAPS YOU COULD
GIVE US A LIFT?

IT'S NOT OUR CAR,
OF COURSE,

WE'RE JUST HERE
ON CHARITABLE PURPOSES.

ROOM FOR A COUPLE.
- THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU,
VICAR.

THANK YOU, VICAR.
- THANK YOU, VICAR.

TA, VICAR.

Richard: OH, NO.
- DOWN, GIRL.

I DO THINK HE'S GOT
LOVELY HAIR FOR A VICAR.

I CAN'T THINK HOW LONG IT IS SINCE
I LAST SAT ON YOUR LAP, ONSLOW.

IT MAKES YOUR EYES WATER,
I KNOW THAT.

HOW FARES THE CHURCH
WORLDWIDE THEN, VICAR?

FOR EXAMPLE,

WHAT IS THE MISSIONARY
POSITION IN CHINA THESE DAYS?

I THINK THAT DOG'S
HAD A COUPLE OF YOUR PLUMS.

THIS'LL DO FINE, VICAR.

WHY ARE WE STOPPING HERE?
- I PROMISED OUR RALPHIE.

OH.
- OH.

WE MUST DO THIS
MORE OFTEN.

IT'S EASIER HELPING
OUR RALPHIE MOVE SOMETHING.

THEIR RALPHIE'S ALWAYS
WANTING HIM

TO MOVE SOMETHING.

LIKE AN ARM,
POSSIBLY.

WHAT ABOUT MY CAR?

WHAT ABOUT
MY PICNIC?

WHAT ABOUT
MY DADDY?

CAN YOU GIVE US A LIFT
WITH THIS STUFF, SOMEBODY?

I'LL GO.

HERE, REV, JUST GET
ON THIS END, WILL YOU?

BYE, JILL.
- BYE.

HEY, LIZ,
THAT LOOKS A BIT DODGEY.

I THOUGHT HYACINTH SAID
SHE WAS GOING FOR A PICNIC.

LOOKS AS IF THEY'RE PREPARED
FOR EVERY CONTINGENCY.