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- WHAT'S AMUSING YOU?

NOTHING.

YOU GOT RID OF THAT
YOUNG MISSIONARY VERY QUICKLY.

NO PROBLEM.
I SENT HIM NEXT DOOR.

TO HYACINTH?
YOU DIDN'T.

IF ANYONE NEEDS A LITTLE
CHRISTIAN MISSIONING IT'S HYACINTH.

I KNOW. BUT THINK
OF THE POOR MISSIONARY.

UH-OH, THE NATIVE
DRUMS ARE BEATING.

I THINK YOUR FATHER'S
THUMPING ON THE CEILING.

GO UP AND SEE WHAT HE WANTS,
HUH, ROSE?

SOMEBODY ELSE GO.

I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF AN EYELASH.

IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU GO, DAISY.

I SHOULD GET A MOVE ON
BEFORE HE DROPS IN ON US.

IT'S YOUR TURN
NEXT TIME.

I'M EXPECTING
A PHONE CALL.

YOU'RE GOT FALSE EYELASHES
ON FOR A PHONE CALL?

WELL, I'VE GOT MY PRIDE.

I'M DYING
FOR A CIGARETTE, ONSLOW.

IS THIS NEW BOYFRIEND
A SMOKER?

NO, HE'S
A FITNESS FANATIC.

HE'S VERY MUSCULAR.

THEN SMOKE SOME MUESLIX.

I'M NOT FEEDING YOU
ANY MORE CIGARETTES

TILL YOU GET
A BOYFRIEND WHO SMOKES.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I'LL EVER GET 'EM BACK.

HE WANTS ME
TO STOP SMOKING.

I KNOW THE FEELING.

WHAT DID HE WANT?

WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
HE JUST STARTED TELLING ME

AND HE FELL
ASLEEP AGAIN.

I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME
I WAS ON MY WAY.

NOW, YOU MUSTN'T FEEL
YOU'VE FAILED

BECAUSE I'VE REFUSED
TO PURCHASE YOUR PAMPHLETS.

THIS IS, OF COURSE,
ALREADY A CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD.

I HAVE NO QUARREL
WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY,

IT'S MORE YOUR TENDENCY
TO BRUSH AGAINST MY WALLS.

I WASN'T AWARE THAT I DID
BRUSH AGAINST YOUR WALLS.

NOW, YOU'RE STILL
VERY YOUNG

AND I QUITE UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU LACK THE EXPERIENCE

TO REALIZE THAT WHEN THE LORD WANTS
YOU TO VISIT HOUSES OF THIS CALIBER,

HE'LL EXPECT YOU
TO WEAR SOMETHING

MORE CHRISTIAN
IN THE WAY OF SOCKS.

THEY'RE HARDLY HEATHEN.
- HMM?

WELL,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME?

IF, AS YOU INSIST,

ONLY A FEW OF US
ARE GOING TO BE SAVED,

THEN SOCKS LIKE THAT
MAY COUNT AGAINST YOU.

ONE MORE WORD OF ADVICE.

I'M SURE THE LORD
WOULD HAVE NO OBJECTION

TO YOUR REMARKING ON THE
QUALITY OF THE FURNISHINGS

YOU'RE SOMETIMES
PRIVILEGED TO ENJOY.

MY QUEEN ANNE CORNER CABINET,
FOR INSTANCE,

IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE ONE IN SANDRINGHAM HOUSE.
- OH, REALLY.

I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO TRY AND
TAKE NOTICE OF THOSE THINGS.

THANK YOU. I'VE ONLY HAD TO
REMOVE MY SHOES ONCE BEFORE.

OH?
- THAT WAS IN A MOSQUE.

AND THEN
THE SERMON WAS SHORTER.

WHAT DOES THIS
REMIND YOU OF, ONSLOW?

HARD LABOR.

DOESN'T IT REMIND YOU
OF THOSE DAYS

WHEN WE USED TO WALK OUT
TOGETHER, PUSHING THE PRAM?

YOU SHOULDN'T TALK LIKE THAT
IN FRONT OF YOUR FATHER.

HE WON'T WANT TO BE
REMINDED OF WHY WE HAD

TO BRING
THE WEDDING FORWARD.

HE'S ASLEEP.

HE'S CRAFTY,
HE'S NOT ALWAYS ASLEEP.

YOU USED TO LOOK
LOVELY WITH THE PRAM,

THE BABY'S LITTLE FEET
RESTING ON YOUR BEER BOTTLES.

WILL YOU STOP GETTING
ALL SOFT AND DREAMY?

YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING
ALL SOFT AND DREAMY.

THAT WAS THE MAIN REASON WE ENDED
UP WITH THE PRAM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I CAN'T REALLY STOP,
HYACINTH.

OH, YOU'VE TIME
FOR A COFFEE, DEAR.

IT'LL SETTLE
YOUR NERVES.

THEY'RE NEVER BAD
UNTIL I GET ROUND HERE.

DO SIT DOWN,
ELIZABETH.

NO, NOT THERE,
DEAR,

I LIKE TO FACE
THE WINDOW.

HOW'S EMMET?
- OH, HE'S FINE.

STILL KEEPING BUSY

WITH HIS AMATEUR
OPERATIC SOCIETY?

OH, YES,
VERY BUSY.

DO REMIND HIM IF EVER HE
NEEDS A VOICE IN AN EMERGENCY,

I SHALL BE
VERY HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

THAT'S VERY KIND
OF YOU, HYACINTH.

I'LL TELL HIM.

I WAS ALWAYS THE MUSICAL
ONE IN THE FAMILY.

IF I HADN'T
MARRIED RICHARD,

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
MADE IT MY CAREER.

SHERIDAN USED TO LOVE
TO HEAR HIS MOMMY SING.

EVEN AS A TINY CHILD,

WHEN I SANG IT COULD
REDUCE HIM TO TEARS.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

IT WOULD UNNERVE
SOME MOTHERS

HOW EXCEPTIONAL
THAT BOY IS.

OBVIOUSLY DESTINED
FOR HIGH PLACES.

I JUST THANK
MY LUCKY STARS

THAT HE'S BLESSED
WITH A MOTHER

WHO WILL BE WELL ABLE TO COPE WITH
THE DEMANDS OF HIS FUTURE POSITIONING.

YOU KNOW ME,
ELIZABETH,

I COULD HANDLE
ALL HIS ENTERTAINING.

YES, I'M SURE YOU COULD,
HYACINTH.

IT MUST BE A GREAT
COMFORT TO HIM TO KNOW

THAT HOWEVER HIGH
HE RISES,

I SHALL BE THERE
BESIDE HIM,

READY TO TAKE
THE SOCIAL STRAIN.

I'M PREPARED FOR IT,
YOU SEE.

IT'S AS IF I'VE BEEN
IN TRAINING ALL MY LIFE.

WHEN THE CALL COMES,
I SHALL BE THERE.

I KNOW YOU PREFER
A BEAKER, ELIZABETH.

YOU DO GET SO NERVOUS
WITH MY COLLECTABLE CHINA.

YES I DO.
I REALLY DO.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.
IT NEVER HAPPENS ANYWHERE ELSE.

OH NO, I'M MUCH HAPPIER
WITH A BEAKER.

NOW
- YOU MUSTN'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT, DEAR.

I'M NOT ONE
TO MAKE A FUSS,

HOWEVER BADLY
IT MARKS ANYTHING.

WON'T HEAR ME COMPLAIN.

WE WERE THINKING
OF CHANGING THE RUG, ANYWAY.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,

THE LADY
OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

OH, IT'S YOU,
VIOLET.

IT'S MY SISTER VIOLET,
YOU REMEMBER?

THE ONE WITH THE LARGE HOUSE,
SAUNA, AND ROOM FOR A PONY.

I REMEMBER.

I'M JUST TALKING
TO ELIZABETH.

YOU REMEMBER,
THE ONE WHO SPILLS THE COFFEE?

YOU SOUND EXCITABLE,
VIOLET.

DON'T TELL MY YOU'VE
SCRATCHED THE MERCEDES AGAIN?

OH, IT'S NOT THE MERCEDES,
IT'S BRUCE.

WELL, HOW LONG HAS HE
BEEN UP A TREE?

OH, BOYS ARE ALWAYS
CLIMBING TREES.

YES, I KNOW HE'S 53,
BUT THEY NEVER REALLY GROW UP.

I ONCE CAUGHT RICHARD
PLAYING WITH A FRISBEE.

HE SAYS IT WAS
ONE HE'D FOUND

BUT I'VE NEVER
BEEN SURE.

SOMETIMES,
ON SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

WHEN MY HEAD'S SWIMMING
WITH THE RESPONSIBILITIES

OF ORGANIZING ANOTHER
CANDLELIGHT SUPPER-

SOMETIMES I WONDER,

DID HE BUY
THE FRISBEE?

NOW, CALM DOWN,
VIOLET.

HAVE YOU ASKED HIM
WHY HE'S SULKING UP A TREE?

HE WANTS TO WEAR
YOUR EVENING DRESS?

UP A TREE?

OH, HE DOESN'T WANT
TO WEAR IT UP A TREE.

HE WANTS TO GO
TO A DANCE IN IT.

I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE, ELIZABETH.

IF YOU TAKE MY ADVICE,
YOU'LL KEEP HIM UP A TREE!

HOW MUCH LONGER
ARE YOU GOING TO BE?

FATHER WANTS
TO GO INTO TOWN.

DON'T HASSLE ME
WHEN I'M WORKING.

HOW MUCH
HAVE YOU LOST?

I HATE THE WAY
YOU SAY THAT.

I'M STRUGGLING HERE,
TRYING TO EARN

A DECENT LIVING
FOR YOU AND YOUR FATHER-

AND KEEP YOUR ROSE
IN CIGARETTES.

WILL YOU GET A MOVE ON?
IT'S COLD OUT THERE

AND FATHER'S
GETTING RESTLESS.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE
DONE NOW, DON'T YOU?

YOU'VE RUINED
THE ESSENTIAL CONCENTRATION.

YOU'VE UPSET
THAT DELICATE BALANCE

BETWEEN THE STUDY
OF FORM AND INSTINCT.

HE WANTS TO GO
INTO TOWN.

HE'S IN A HURRY
FOR SOMETHING.

OH, NICE.

I TOLD YOU
HE WAS IN A HURRY.

RICHARD, DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE BUSY,

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

HELP YOURSELF
TO A BISCUIT, ELIZABETH!

I WANT YOU TO COME HOME
AND TAKE ME TO VIOLET'S.

WELL, CAN'T YOU MAKE
SOME EXCUSE TO THEM?

IT ISN'T AS IF I DEMAND
MUCH FROM YOU, RICHARD.

NO, I CAN'T SPEAK
ANY LOUDER,

IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING.

IT'S BRUCE
ON THE LOOSE AGAIN.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH BRUCE NOW?

NO, I'M SORRY, HYACINTH,

FOR A MOMENT, I THOUGHT YOU
SAID THAT BRUCE WAS UP A TREE.

OH, HE IS UP A TREE.

WELL, WHAT'S HE DOING
UP A TREE?

IS HE STUCK? IF HE'S STUCK, YOU
REALLY WANT THE FIRE SERVICE.

ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

ONLY, COULDN'T YOU ASK
ONSLOW TO GO AND GET HIM DOWN?

ONSLOW WON'T
BE IN A MEETING.

IT'S NO GOOD SAYING
THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

TO MIX BRUCE
AND ONSLOW SOCIALLY.

THEY CAN MANAGE FOR THE TIME IT
TAKES TO GET DOWN FROM A TREE.

ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

I'LL GET AWAY
AS QUICKLY AS I CAN.

I THOUGHT I WAS SPEAKING
IN A COOPERATIVE TONE.

I ASSURE YOU, HYACINTH, IT WAS
MEANT TO BE A COOPERATIVE TONE.

YES, I'LL GET AWAY
AS QUICKLY AS I CAN-

IN A COOPERATIVE TONE.

GOODBYE.

UH, SORRY.
A SPOT OF FAMILY TROUBLE.

OH, IT'S UNHEARD OF.

IT'D TRY THE PATIENCE
OF A SAINT, WHAT I GO THROUGH.

RICHARD DOESN'T CARE AT ALL...

IS ANYTHING WRONG?

OH, ELIZABETH.

NO, NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

FINISHED ALREADY,
DEAR?

APPARENTLY.

OH, I'LL MAKE YOU
ANOTHER ONE, DEAR.

THIS AFTERNOON WHEN I'VE
GOT A LITTLE MORE TIME.

I'VE GOT TO, REALLY...
- OH, WELL.

ESCAPE FROM THIS CRISIS WITH THE FAMILY.
- WELL, I MUST BE GOING.

OH, NO.
SURELY NOT, DEAR.

NO, NO.

NOT THROUGH
THE BACK DOOR, DEAR.

NO, GOOD GRACIOUS ME,

WHATEVER KIND
OF A FRIEND WOULD I BE

TO SEND YOU CREEPING
OUT THROUGH THE BACK DOOR?

NO. YOU MUST USE
THE FRONT, DEAR.

I DON'T MIND
THE BACK DOOR, HYACINTH.

BUT I DO, DEAR,
FOR MY FRIENDS.

THANK YOU FOR MY COFFEE,
HYACINTH.

OH, NOT AT ALL, DEAR. IT'S
JUST A PITY YOU'RE IN A RUSH.

DO LOOK AT THE TULIPS
ON YOUR WAY OUT, DEAR.

COME TO THINK OF IT, THE TULIPS IN
THE BACK GARDEN ARE FAR SUPERIOR.

THEY'RE DARWIN, YOU KNOW,
SHERIDAN'S FAVORITE.

OH REALLY?

NOW TAKE YOUR TIME!

SHERIDAN TALKS TO THEM
FOR HOURS!

WELL, GO ON,
RING THE BELL.

SHE'S YOUR SISTER,
YOU TELL HER.

IT'S YOUR FAULT WE LOST HIM.
YOU TELL HER.

HOW COME
IT WAS MY FAULT?

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LEFT
HIM IN THE STREET.

BECAUSE I HAD TO GO INTO
THE BOOKIE'S LOOKING FOR YOU!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
PANICKING FOR, ANYWAY.

BECAUSE I'VE LOST MY FATHER.
THAT'S WHY.

NO NEED TEARING UP.
SOMEBODY'LL FIND HIM.

I MEAN WHO THE HELL'S
GONNA KEEP YOUR FATHER?

DAISY, ONSLOW,
HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.

WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE.

ONSLOW, YOU MUST BE
FREEZING IN JUST THAT VEST.

PUT THIS ON.
NO, COME ON.

WE CAN'T HAVE YOUR TATTOOS
EXPOSED... TO THE ELEMENTS.

I'M BOILING.

NO, NO,
LOOK AT YOU.

YOU'RE A MASS
OF GOOSE-PIMPLES.

NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH AN EMPTY WHEELCHAIR?

FUNNY YOU SHOULD
SAY THAT.

SO IT'S CLEAR THAT
THE WEIGHT OF OPINION HERE

IS IN FAVOR
OF SCHEME "B."

I'LL GO ALONG
WITH THAT.

OBVIOUSLY WHAT WE
HAVE TO DO

IS START GATHERING
AS MUCH SUPPORT AS POSSIBLE.

WOULD YOU TAKE THAT?
- YEAH.

THE OTHER SCHEME
HAS ITS SUPPORTERS.

WE'VE GOT A FIGHT
ON OUR HANDS.

WELL, ONE THING-
- AH, IT'S FOR RICHARD.

OH, EXCUSE ME.

IT'S YOUR WIFE AGAIN.

WHAT IS IT, HYACINTH? I SAID THAT
I'D GET AWAY AS QUICKLY AS I CAN.

OH, IT'S NOT BRUCE
THIS TIME, THEN WHAT IS IT?

WHY WOULD THEY ARRIVE
WITH AN EMPTY WHEELCHAIR?

OH, I SEE.

DOES THIS CANCEL
PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS?

RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.

WHAT-

I'M SORRY IF I DIDN'T
SAY GOODBYE PROPERLY LAST TIME.

I DIDN'T INTEND

NOT TO SAY
GOODBYE PROPERLY.

GOODBYE!

SORRY. ANOTHER SPOT
OF FAMILY TROUBLE.

WELL, WHERE WOULD
MY DADDY HAVE GONE?

DON'T ASK ME. I CAN'T
POSSIBLY THINK IN THIS JACKET.

YOU CAN SEE
YOUR FACE IN THIS SINK-

UNFORTUNATELY.

I THINK IT'S TERRIBLY
CARELESS OF YOU TO LOSE DADDY.

NOBODY'S PERFECT.

YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM IN
IF THEY WANT TO ROAM.

WE HAD A BULL-TERRIER
THAT WAS JUST THE SAME.

I DON'T THINK I CARE FOR
THAT COMPARISON, ONSLOW.

IT CURED HIM WHEN WE HAD HIM DOCTORED.

OR THAT ONE.

WE HAD TO STOP HIM
BITING THE POST WOMAN.

NOW, WHAT CONDITION WAS
DADDY IN WHEN YOU LOST HIM?

ASLEEP. I GAVE HIM
ONE OF HIS PILLS.

YOU DID?
SO DID I.

YOU DIDN'T?!
- OH, NO WONDER HE WAS ASLEEP.

POOR DADDY.
LOST IN HIS SLEEP.

IN BETWEEN
GOING TO SLEEP

HE'S BEEN A BIT
EXCITABLE ALL MORNING.

I THINK HE HAD TOO MUCH
EXCITEMENT LAST NIGHT

AT THE SENIOR
CITIZENS' CLUB.

WHAT KIND
OF EXCITEMENT?

IS IT PROPER AT DADDY'S AGE
TO BE HAVING EXCITEMENT?

ALL I CAN SAY IS, HE CAME
HOME WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE

A LOT LIKE WE USED
TO SEE ON OUR BULL-TERRIER.

WELL, I THINK
WE OUGHT TO FIND OUT

IF THE SENIOR CITIZENS' CLUB
HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HE IS.

THOSE BISCUITS ALONE!

REGISTRY OFFICE?!

WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S
HEADING FOR THE REGISTRY OFFICE?

WELL, SHOULD HE
BE PROPOSING

AT THE SENIOR
CITIZENS' CLUB?

I THOUGHT ALL THEY DID
WAS TO PLAY BINGO.

YES, YES,
AS SOON AS I CAN.

I THINK I'D BETTER, EH-

YES, I THINK YOU'D BETTER,
RICHARD.

ANOTHER SPOT OF-

All:
FAMILY TROUBLE?

ARE YOU GOING
INTO TOWN?

COULD YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?
IT'S RATHER URGENT.

YES,
ON BOTH COUNTS.

OH, GOOD.
THANK YOU.

YOU SAID, "YES."

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

YOU SAID, "YES."
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY NO?

YOU CAN'T SAY NO.

YOU CAN, REALLY.
I'VE DONE IT.

AND LOOK WHERE YOU
FINISHED UP-DIVORCED.

I'LL JUST PARK
AROUND THE FRONT.

IF YOU GIVE HER A LIFT,
SHE'LL SING AT ME.

SHE WON'T SING
AT YOU.

SHE'S IN SOME
KIND OF PANIC.

I'LL GO TO THE REGISTRY OFFICE.
YOU FOLLOW WITH THE WHEELCHAIR.

CAN I TAKE
THE JACKET OFF, NOW?

NO!

SHE GETS OUT
IF SHE SINGS AT ME.

WHERE TO,
HYACINTH?

OH, JUST TO TOWN,
DEAR.

A LITTLE PERSONAL BUSINESS
I WON'T BOTHER YOU WITH.

OH, ISN'T THAT RICHARD
OUTSIDE THE REGISTRY OFFICE?

NO, I SHOULDN'T
THINK SO.

WHAT ON EARTH WOULD RICHARD BE
DOING OUTSIDE THE REGISTRY OFFICE?

YES IT IS. IT'S RICHARD.
- HMM?

OH, SO IT IS!

OH, I EXPECT HE'S
HERE ON COUNCIL BUSINESS.

ORGANIZING SOMETHING.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL
PUT ME DOWN HERE, ELIZABETH.

THANK YOU, LIZ.

THERE YOU ARE. YOU SEE,
SHE DIDN'T SING AT YOU.

I COULD FEEL HER
WANTING TO.

ALL THE WHILE SHE WAS IN THE CAR
I COULD FEEL HER SUPRESSING IT.

WE OUGHT TO PLAN THIS A LITTLE.
LET'S NOT GO IN BALD-HEADED.

I DON'T THINK I CARE
FOR YOUR ATTITUDE, RICHARD.

YOU'VE NO BUSINESS
TO BE SO CALM

WHEN SOME UNSCRUPULOUS
FEMALE IS

MANEUVERING DADDY
TO THE STEPS OF THE ALTAR.

AHHH!

OH, CAN YOU GIVE ME
A HAND WITH HIM?

MADAM, I WILL NOT
LIFT A FINGER

TO ASSIST YOU TOWARDS
MATRIMONY WITH THIS MAN.

HE'S IN NO FIT CONDITION- -
NOW, NOW, LET'S NOT GET EXCITED.

I THINK HE'S JUST ASLEEP.
- YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF,

FORCING DADDY INTO MARRIAGE,
WHEN YOU CAN SEE

HOW UNINTERESTED HE IS
IN THE DEMANDS OF THE FLESH.

WHAT IS SHE
TALKING ABOUT?

IF IT'S ALL THE SAME, I OUGHT TO
GET BACK. I HAD TO LEAVE A MEETING.

BUT YOU CAN'T
GO NOW, RICHARD.

I WANT YOU TO PREFER
CHARGES AGAINST THIS WOMAN.

ON WHAT GROUNDS?
- KIDNAPPING.

IF I HADN'T ARRIVED
IN THE NICK OF TIME,

YOU WOULD'VE WHIPPED HIM
AWAY INTO WEDLOCK.

OH, WHAT'S THE WOMAN
TALKING ABOUT?

MADAM, I AM
THE REGISTRAR.

I LIKE YOU
IN THE JACKET, ONSLOW.

WHAT, THIS JACKET?

ANY JACKET.

SMART.

YOU'RE GOING
BROODY AGAIN.

YOU USED TO WEAR A JACKET
WHEN WE WERE COURTING.

EVERYONE WORE A JACKET
IN THOSE DAYS.

EVEN THE SCRUFFS
WORE JACKETS.

THAT'S HOW YOU COULD
TELL THEY WERE SCRUFFS,

THEY HAD HOLES
IN THEIR JACKETS.

THESE DAYS-

WELL, YOU CAN'T TELL
WHO'S A SCRUFF.

OUR HYACINTH CAN TELL.

IF YOU WERE MARRIED
TO OUR HYACINTH,

YOU'D ALWAYS WEAR
A JACKET.

IF I WAS MARRIED TO YOUR
HYACINTH, I'D BE WEARING EARPLUGS.

OH, THANK GOODNESS.
JUST IN TIME.

IS HE MARRIED?

OF COURSE HE'S
NOT MARRIED.

HE WAS ASLEEP.

PROBABLY SAVING HIMSELF
FOR THE HONEYMOON.

WE CAN DO WITHOUT REMARKS
LIKE THAT, THANK YOU, ONSLOW.

WHAT WAS SHE LIKE?

WHAT WAS WHO LIKE?
- THE BRIDE-TO-BE.

SHE NEVER TURNED UP.

THAT'S A BIT CASUAL,
MISSING YOUR WEDDING DAY.

WHEEL THE CHAIR,
WILL YOU, ONSLOW?

I OUGHT TO GIVE
ONSLOW A HAND,

TAKE A TURN
WITH THE WHEELCHAIR.

RICHARD, DON'T GET
TOO CLOSE.

I KNOW THEY'RE MY FAMILY, AND
YOU KNOW I LOVE THEM DEARLY,

BUT JUST IN CASE
ANY FRIENDS ARE PASSING

I'D LIKE JUST TO KEEP THAT
OUR LITTLE SECRET.

IT'S NICE TO KNOW
THAT YOU LOVE THEM, ANYWAY.

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN,
RICHARD.

OH, NO.
- CAN WE GIVE YOU A LIFT, AGAIN?

OH, GREAT.

LET'S JUST GET
YOUR FATHER OUT.

I WILL NOT
HAVE ONSLOW

DRAPING DADDY
OVER WALLS LIKE THIS.

DON'T MAKE A SCENE.

IT SHOULD FIT IN THERE.
- YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S VERY NICE
OF YOU, LIZ.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'VE MET ONSLOW AND DAISY.
- NO, HOW DO YOU DO?

JUST LET'S GET
INTO THE CAR.

IT'S VERY NICE OF THEM TO GIVE US A LIFT.
- BUT WHERE TO?

WE CAN'T LET THEM
TAKE DADDY TO ONSLOW'S!

WE CAN'T LET LIZ
AND EMMET SEE

HOW DAISY
AND ONSLOW LIVE.

THERE ISN'T ROOM
ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US.

ME AND DAISY
WILL WALK.

THAT'S THE NICEST THING
ONSLOW'S EVER SAID.

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JACKET
BACK NOW, DICKY.

NO!
KEEP IT ON!

RICHARD WANTS YOU
TO KEEP IT.

YES I DO.
I'D LIKE YOU TO KEEP IT.

IT DOESN'T FIT.

YOU LOOK SMART IN IT.

DON'T LIE.
SHE'S GOING BROODY AGAIN.

AH!

JUST GET YOUR FATHER
IN THE CAR

AND LET ME GO
BACK TO WORK!

HOW CAN YOU THINK
OF GOING BACK TO WORK

WHEN ONSLOW'S THROWN
DADDY OVER A WALL?

I NEVER REALIZED
YOUR FATHER HAD RUBBER SOLES.

HE'S ALWAYS HAD
RUBBER SOLES.

NO WONDER HE KEEPS
CATCHING MRS. FURGESON

WHEN SHE'S HANGING
THE WASHING OUT.

HE'S A SOUND SLEEPER.

IT'S SIMPLY
WEAR AND TEAR.

POOR DADDY HAD
A GREAT MIND IN HIS DAY.

HE WAS MUCH RESPECTED
IN MUSICAL CIRCLES.

I EXPECT THAT'S
WHERE MY GIFT COMES FROM.

WHERE TO,
HYACINTH?

WHERE TO,
INDEED.

I OFTEN ASK THE SAME
THING OF RICHARD.

"WHERE ARE WE GOING,
RICHARD?" I ASK.

"WITHER ARE WE BOUND?"

WHAT DOES RICHARD SAY?

NOT A LOT REALLY.

I MEANT WHERE TO WITH
YOUR FATHER, HYACINTH?

HMM?

WHERE DO YOU WANT HIM
DROPPING OFF?

OH, DADDY?

TAKE THE FIRST
RIGHT, HERE.

FIRST RIGHT?
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

WE'LL TAKE HIM
TO VIOLET'S.

IT'S A MORE
APPROPRIATE HOUSE.

DAISY AND ONSLOW
CAN PICK HIM UP LATER.

Hyacinth:
THANK YOU, LIZ.

THAT WAS VERY
KIND OF YOU.

OH, LOOK.

THERE'S BRUCE'S
HUGE MERCEDES.

I'LL GET
THE WHEELCHAIR OUT.

OH!

RICHARD, WOULD YOU-?
OH.

I'VE JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
- UM?

SUPPOSING BRUCE IS
STILL UP A TREE?

OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'D FORGOTTEN THAT.

OH, PLEASE, DON'T LET
BRUCE BE UP A TREE.

RICHARD,

WOULD YOU GET DADDY
INTO THE WHEELCHAIR?

I'LL JUST LET VIOLET KNOW
THAT WE'RE HERE. DON'T RUSH.

"Camptown Races")

...YOUR EVENING DRESS.

THIS IS MY BEST
EVENING DRESS.

THAT'S WHY I WANT IT.

OH, WHY CAN'T YOU-

THERE'S NOTHING
THE MATTER WITH ME!

UH!
THERE!

THAT'S DONE IT.
- OH, WELL DONE.

IT'S HUMILIATING,
BRUCE.

NICE CLOTHES.

Violet: BUT THEY'RE WOMEN'S CLOTHES.

THAT'S A SEXIST REMARK.

HE'S FALLING OUT.

NO, NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST
AN IMPRESSION HE GIVES.

I THOUGHT I HEARD
A WILLOW WARBLER.

DID YOU HEAR
A WILLOW WARBLER?

IT'S ONE OF MY
ABSOLUTELY ALL-TIME

FAVORITE SONGSTERS.

IT'S A GREAT FAVORITE OF
DADDY'S, TOO, WHEN HE'S AWAKE.

MY SISTER'S CLEARLY BUSY
AND THERE'S NO ONE AT HOME.

SO THERE'S NOT MUCH POINT
IN HANGING AROUND.

COME ON, LET'S GET
DADDY INTO THE CAR.

THAT'S IT.
THERE WE GO, SAFELY-

WHAT WAS THAT?
- I TOLD YOU, IT'S A WILLOW WARBLER.

IT'S THE MATING SEASON.

NOW, WE MUST GET DADDY
INTO THE CAR.

I'D FORGOTTEN
IT WAS TUESDAY.

VIOLET'S ALWAYS BUSY
ON TUESDAY.

SHE FINDS IT SO TIME
CONSUMING BEING WEALTHY.

ESPECIALLY ON A TUESDAY.

DON'T HOLD DADDY
IN THAT POSITION, RICHARD.

I THINK WHAT WE'LL DO IS TO
TAKE DADDY IN THIS DIRECTION.

HE'S ALWAYS LIKED
THIS DIRECTION.