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(NARRATOR READING)
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Arthur has fallen
down a 50-foot cliff... (SCREAMING)
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...into a 50-foot hole filled
with 50 foot-biting pythons.
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Can he make his way out
using only a spatula and a hard-boiled egg?
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(GROANS)
Hey, what's the matter, Gretel beans?
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I feel bad
for Nordle.
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Because of me,
his dad is missing.
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Gretel,
Professor Exclamation is evil.
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You did the
right thing. Okay?
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I know, but
Nordle's all alone.
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I'm going over
to his house to see if he's okay.
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Don't you wanna see
the end of the show?
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I've seen this.
The snakes win.
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Hey, no spoilers!
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(SIGHS) Look at us,
sitting here
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with our cell phones
and cheese curls.
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We should
all be like Arthur,
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fighting snakes with just
a spatula and an egg.
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Oh, please. You wouldn't
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last a second
without your phone. (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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What up, girl?
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No way. That's fire.
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Send me pics.
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Wrong number.
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I say we have
a contest.
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Whoever can go the longest
without electronics wins.
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Oh, you're on. (SCOFFS)
This should be quick.
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Count me in.
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All right.
Phones in the basket.
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No electricity,
starting... now!
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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Wait. Can we
start again after I look at those pics?
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(SIGHS)
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I know you
miss your father.
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I will change
to nurturing mode.
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Here is a scarf
I knitted.
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I don't want
your stupid scarf.
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I want Father,
who never made me anything.
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But I still
miss him.
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Hey, Tobor.
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Hey, Nordle.
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Still haven't heard
from your dad, huh?
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No. Father is gone,
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and these eggs Benedict
are terrible.
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Did you even taste
this hollandaise sauce?
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I have no taste buds.
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Father had taste buds.
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I feel awful.
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This is all
my fault.
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You had no choice.
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Father was about to
erase your memory.
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There, there.
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I know what you need.
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A nice sweater.
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Well, I think there's
only one thing to do.
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We have to
find your dad.
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How?
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Let's look
around the house.
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Maybe we can
find some clues.
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It's nice to have
someone who cares.
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I guess I'm
wearing this, too.
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This is the room
that Father got flung out of. (SHUDDERS)
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Is it hard for you
to be in here?
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No. I'm just remembering
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how awful Tobor's
egg Benedict were.
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I'm, like,
right here.
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Perhaps if
we could find
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the anti-superhero
defense system,
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we could figure out
where it sent Father.
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I will check for
secret panels. (WHIRRING)
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Tobor! No!
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That's Father's
favorite table!
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Stop! Stop!
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I found something.
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(GASPS) Father's hat.
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It must have fallen off
when he got
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flung out of the room.
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Father never
goes anywhere without his hat.
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He'd try to
replace it immediately.
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But where?
Where would he go?
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That might be
a good place to start.
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NORDLE: "Martina's
Punctuation-Themed Hats."
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Wow, specific.
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And I just finished
my first novel.
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It's about a young
woman alienated
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during the
Industrial Revolution,
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and vampires.
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Who knew you'd
have so much time
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when you don't
look at your phone?
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I know! I measured
the diameter of Earth
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using this pendulum
and a plate of mustard.
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I've been meditating
on the cosmos for three hours.
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I think I've almost
reached enlightenment.
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Huh. It's not
what I expected.
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(DOOR BELL DINGING)
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TOBOR: It looks
drafty in there.
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I think you should
wear this.
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Enough with
the sweaters, Tobor.
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Actually, it was
a gender-neutral shawl.
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MARTINA: Well, now,
you folks look like
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you wanna buy some
punctuation-themed hats.
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How about this one?
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Makes a lot of sense.
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(CHUCKLES)
Get it? "Cents."
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(LAUGHS)
Actually, we have a question.
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Well, so do I. (LAUGHS)
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Have you ever
seen this hat?
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Oh! I... (SPUTTERS)
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I can't discuss another
customer's headwear.
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It's hat maker-client
privilege.
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Look, hat lady,
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we can do this
the easy way
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or the hard way.
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BOTH: Tobor, no!
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What? I was just going
to make her some eggs
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over-easy
or over-hard.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I do love eggs.
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Sure, I'll tell you everything.
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Over-easy, please-y.
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Okay, it looks like
someone ordered
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a replacement
for that hat a few days ago.
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It must be Father.
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The hat was shipped
to the old abandoned
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creepy doll factory
on the edge of town.
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That may be
where your dad is.
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We have to check it out.
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Hey, now.
You know what always helps me
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when I go
on a journey?
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Yeah, we're not buying
any punctuation-themed hats.
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Wow, that is
one good saleswoman.
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You shouldn't
go in there on an empty stomach.
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Have a little...
Tobor, you're not my father.
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My father's in there.
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Come on, Gretel.
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Don't make me turn
this car around.
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We're not in a car!
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(RUMBLING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Nordle, are you okay?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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My loafers, however...
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Ooh, it's
some kind of riddle.
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Of course!
It's from Father.
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He always said
if he disappeared,
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he'd use riddles
to test me.
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A lot to
unpack there.
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Okay. "I am needy,
incredibly annoying
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"and make no
contribution to society.
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"What am I?"
Oh, oh, it's a child!
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Ah, Father hates children.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
That's right, sunshine.
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Now, watch your head.
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(CLANGING)
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(THUDS)
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Father likes
booby traps.
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Ah, I love that about him.
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ You better watch your step
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♪ 'Cause the danger
lurks ahead
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♪ With those plastic eyes
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♪ Waiting in ambush
around the bend
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♪ With a jump scare
Takes you out
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♪ Makes you wanna scream
and shout
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♪ Shattering your nerves
like glass
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♪ But you won't hear them
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♪ As you pass
these silent halls of creepy dolls
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♪ Their broken faces
line the walls
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♪ Everything you've ever known
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♪ Will trap you here
Don't come alone
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♪ Creepy doll factory
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♪ Abandoned for
half a century
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♪ With plastic and wood
in every room
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♪ And booby traps
to seal your doom
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♪ Creepy doll factory
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♪ If you're in pain
or agony
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♪ They will not
show you sympathy
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♪ They'll just keep smiling
and staring at you
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♪ At you ♪
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(NORDLE SCREAMING)
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Okay, guys.
This is it.
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One, two...
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Why is it
so dark in here?
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(HISSES)
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Mom, we were about
to solve cold fusion.
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Later. My telenovela
is about to start.
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(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV)
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Moving pictures.
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And sound.
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Weren't we about to do
something important?
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Who cares?
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(WHIRRING)
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(GASPS) Look!
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I'm sure Father's
on the other side of that door.
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You should go.
In case, you know,
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he still wants
to erase your mind.
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Nordle, I said I'm gonna
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help you find your dad.
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I'm gonna see it
through to the end.
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It's so nice to have
someone who cares.
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I just carried you
like a camel.
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Ah, the final riddle.
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"Just look around.
It's easy to see.
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"These are the people
who are dumber than we."
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The answer is, everyone.
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Everyone is dumber
than Father and me.
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(BEEPS)
I'm coming, Father!
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Nordle! Nordle, be careful.
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Father!
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(CLICKS)
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Father?
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(SCREAMS)
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Another riddle.
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"Put the hat
on my head."
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What could that mean?
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Maybe it means put
that hat on his head?
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A little obvious,
but I'll try it.
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Nordle, son.
If you are listening to this mannequin,
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it means that
you found my hat.
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You passed all of my tests.
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And now I will reveal
where I am hiding,
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and the details
of my ultimate plan
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to destroy
Hamster and Gretel.
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(GASPS)
But first, one more question.
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Your last riddle is,
what is your birthday?
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Oh, that's easy.
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May ninth and...
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Wait, your father could never
remember your birthday.
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He always said
it was 01-01-01,
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because that
was easy to remember.
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Oh, no! You're right.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Cancel! Cancel!
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Incorrect.
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(ALARM BEEPING)
You will be destroyed.
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Have a nice day.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Aah!
TOBOR: Get down.
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(TOBOR GROANING)
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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(TOBOR GROANING)
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Nordle!
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TOBOR: (DISTORTED) So...
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Tobor, no!
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(POWERING DOWN)
You will always be my boy.
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I'm so sorry, Tobor.
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All this time,
I've been looking for my father.
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But the one who
really cared about me
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was right here,
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and now it's too late.
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(SOBBING)
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You are getting
tears in my servos.
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(GASPS) Tobor, you're okay?
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I repaired myself
while you were making
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that embarrassing display
of human emotion.
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You sound
just like my father.
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Only nicer.
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Hey, guys, the lasers,
uh, self-destructed.
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Come on, Tobor.
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Get up and carry me
out of this hole.
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Only if you wear a sweater.
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Ugh. All right.
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Ugh. Ugh. This sweater
is really itchy.
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It's one of the most
uncomfortable sweaters
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I've ever... I mean,
thank you, Tobor.
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TOBOR:
You are welcome, son.
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NORDLE: Is there
egg on this?
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ It's Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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