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Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

Whitney tells me Taylor
had sent him a nude photo.

Oh, yeah, I saw it.

Yeah, I forgot
to tell you guys.

As we were getting
our gossip on,

Little Craig was giving Shep
quite the scare.

I mean, you didn't
see him earlier,

but he was breathing--

Just...

More like...

Meanwhile, JT had
a heart-to-heart with his mom.

If you're gonna get married,

you do it with someone
that you're not

gonna have
buyer's remorse with.

I never wanna
go through that again.

So step back.

♪ Ba-ba doo

But once we heard
the news...

Conner passed away.

Olivia's brother?

Everyone put aside
their differences

to be there for Olivia.

I just wanna
give her a hug, like,

more than anything
in the----ing world.

I'm gonna offer
my house to Olivia's

friends and family.

I'm gonna postpone
the launch party.

And then
things got complicated.

Olivia needs to be able
to have a safe space right now.

I'm getting offended.

Don't say, like,
her real friends.

Baby, what part
of that category

do you fit in right now?

♪ Ooh, ooh, wow

♪ Mm-hmm

Mom? I want it up.

Okay, so a little bit
just out of your face.

Words of wisdom.

Words of wisdom!

- Hey, man, how you doing?
- All right.

I know it's been
kind of a trying week,

but just thought maybe I'd have
some friends over tonight

if you're interested.

Yeah, it's a little reprieve.

Nasty. Craig!

What the heck?

She splashed us!

- Hi.
- Hi. Where's Pen?

Oh, man. Rainy day.

Come here, munchkin.

Uh-oh, the first meeting!

They've never met.

Hi, Craigy.

- Oh, boy.
- But--hi.

- Oh, boy.
- Hi.

Ooh, Craigy, what do you think?

That was supposed to be
your little sister.

- Children of divorce.
- Are you excited? Yeah.

Let's go down this way.

There's a little beach path.

Craig,
you're a chunk-a-munka.

- Nuh-uh, he's lost weight!
- You're a chunka!

According to some.

Mm, debatable.

Oh, had a consultation
with a vet.

Gonna get his
nasal passages fixed.

Craig, okay, I'm gonna give it.

Some people would say
it's unfair what I want,

which is to have a nice
relationship with Taylor--

not romantic.

Penny doesn't--she does
not care about the ball.

She just cares about him.

But I'm inexperienced
in this territory.

This is uncharted waters.

I went over
to Olivia's last night.

Everyone was actually
in pretty good spirits.

Sure, there's ebbs and flows
and stuff like that,

but they've gotta, like, try
to figure out how to normalize.

The hard part is when
that all starts to die down

and it--
kind of reality sets in.

Yes, yes.

And now you need to figure out
what the next move

with Olivia is and how you want
your relationship to look.

Yeah, I mean, I've breached
trust with a friend,

and a very good friend.

I would just say,
"I'm sorry,

"I should have told you immediately.

"It will never,
ever happen again,

"and if you'll have me...

I'd like to stay around
and be your friend."

- It's good advice.
- Good.

I'm watching one
of my very good friends

go through one of the
worst moments of her life,

and I don't feel like
I can fully be there for her...

because she doesn't
want me to be.

So what's been
going on otherwise?

I don't know,
learning to navigate

our friendship, I guess.

Look, I do like seeing you.

Like, it makes me happy.

And because we know
each other so well,

I think there's
some value in that.

Don't you?

Yeah.

Good.

So blue skies ahead.

Blue skies.

Uh-oh.
- Blue skies.

- He threw up.
- Yeah.

Penny did too.
- Craig.

- You're running hard.
- Yeah.

Got some water
for you, buddy.

I think it's time.

Let's go get you
to relax, Craig.

Yes.

I've got the fire going.
Make it all intimate and cozy.

We'll do the bunga-bunga.

- Dad.
- Looking sharp, man.

- Thanks, buddy.
- How you doing, man?

Starting to rock the cane.

You should.

There's a flask in the cane?
- Yeah.

A little shot, you know, to--

Oh.

- Jesus, bro.
- What the ...

We're looking
at the different canes.

Are you doing?

I'm gonna go in here
and then pour myself a drink.

Yeah, help yourself.

You look very distinguished
with a cane.

Thank you.

- Jesus Christ--hey.
- En garde.

Whoa, what the
are you guys doing?

Sword fighting.

Classic.

Oh.
- Talk about a--

talk about a boys' night.

Oh, yeah, I'll say.

Making a charcuterie
sandwich?

Little charcuterie?

Mom always taught me
to be a good host.

You should always have
hors d'oeuvres,

cocktails on hand
when guests first arrive.

Except for Craig.

Am I allowed
in this room again?

Well, your residue
is still on the carpet.

Oh, Craig.

- Oh, my God.
- You bastard.

Oh, my God.

Craig, do you know how much
that sofa cost?

$45,000.

ing idiot.

The fact that it came out
of the couch is incredible.

What's up, buddy?
How you doing?

- Rod, how are you?
- Good. Good to see you.

I figured this place is so big,

you might not hear
a door knock.

God, you smell nice.

You smell, um...
- Showered?

- Effervescent.
- I'll take it.

- Come on in, please.
- First time here.

Let's get you
a drink, please.

Love that.

- Hey.
- What's up, buddy?

- What's up, man?
- How you doing?

- Can I get some lights?
- How are you?

Good, man.

- Go get the door.
- Go get the door, Craig.

You hear the door.

- Hey, Whitney.
- Hey, man.

Well, how nice! Beefeater.

Yeah.

Cheers.

Take that. We can use that.

And we're congregating in the--
- I don't know where--

I've never been here before.
Show me the way.

No, it's my first time.
- Welcome.

I thought you'd
been here before.

- My first time in the castle.
- Ah.

It's beautiful in here.

Welcome in.

This is something
where we'd like to hang out

and a bit party time.

Do I think that
me and Whitney

had the same upbringing?

I think his may have been maybe
a little more posh than mine.

- What up?
- What's up, man?

- We have our nice gift of--
- A bottle of gin.

Gentlemen, Rod.

Good to see you, buddy.
- Good to see you, buddy.

- Doing well?
- Rodrigo.

- What's up, baby?
- Good to see you, buddy.

- Good to see you, bro.
- Ah, yes, yes.

JT, what can we get you?

So--this is perfect.

Whitney, thank you
for hosting us.

Yeah, my pleasure.

I really want
that charcuterie board.

- Go in there?
- Okay.

Wait, can you throw a bottle
of red in the fridge for me?

That'll be my honor.

What kind of charcuterie
we got over here?

- It's food, man.
- Yeah.

And that's what I want.

- I'll make it doubly stiff.
- All right.

Don't tease me
with a great time.

I don't know, I'm a little
nervous around this--

all this white furniture.

Well, last year, Craig
spilled a whole bunch

of wine in here.

I'd like to get
invited back here,

so I'll do my best
not to do that.

- Anyways, man, how are you?
- Good, man.

- Just a couple of guys...
- Been a weird week, but--

Just hanging out
over a charcuterie board.

Yeah, nothing wrong
with that.

Nothing wrong
with that at all.

Yeah.

Def?

Yo.

Nothing's better than
a good group of guys

sharing some male fellowship.

- All right.
- Gents, scooch over a bit.

Mr. JT, you can
go here and I'll--

Whitney, since this is,
you know, your house, correct?

- Yes.
- Right?

So why don't you make,
like, a den?

This is, uh, this is
for tea and crumpets.

Where is your mom tonight?
Is she out of town?

What's, like, your mom/son
favorite spot to eat dinner?

Really like
Little Jack's Tavern.

Have you been to Bar 167,
the new spot?

No, I've heard it's amazing.

That's where you told
Austen you were, like,

trying to hit on his girl.

Oh.

I may or may not have
been out with Olivia,

and we might have
made out a little bit.

Why'd you feel the need
to tell him?

I think it's like
a respect thing, you know?

Like it's easier to navigate
the waters that way.

I'm gonna use the restroom.

- I'm gonna get some wine.
- Okay.

Come on. Let's get raid.

Have you talked to her
at all this week?

Yeah, a little bit.

Dropped some food off yesterday.

And didn't stay for--
just, like, hugged her.

How is she doing?

I mean, as good as
you can be, I guess.

By the way, like,
love to let you guys know

that Tuesday, I'm gonna
postpone the launch party

for the clubhouse
due to what's going on.

So I'm gonna
have a nice dinner.

I'm not really sure how to have
a launch party for a business

where everyone's in mourning.

So we pivoted to,
like, a dinner.

It was just sort of to bring
everyone together for Olivia.

Is there a dress code?

Kind of like me right now,

but, like, wear an ascot.

What did you do today?

Therapy.

So you talked to her about
what's going on this week.

Yeah.

It just brings up
a lot of memories.

I had an older sister,
and she passed away.

- What?
- Yeah.

When I was 7, she was 10,
so she'd be 32.

We went to this place
called Chimney Rock,

and then she fell off the side.

- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

I can't help but just feel,
like, so, so connected to her,

and I quite literally just
wanna be there for her.

You know, she texted me today.

It was like, hey,
I'm checking in on you.

And she was like, I hate that
we share this awful pain,

but it comforts me to know that
you're there in it with me.

I know he's familiar
with the feelings

that Olivia's
going through right now,

but he doesn't realize
that talking to Olivia

right now isn't
what's best for her.

Coming up.

I like to live by a code and
handle myself a certain way,

and Austen likes to sound
like he's doing that.

That's such
a good way to put it.

- Brett.
- Yeah.

- I'm making a snack.
- What you making?

I was just gonna do
some hummus and vegetables.

Let me get a plate.

Are you packed?

Pretty much.

Where's Hudson at?

He was on his way home.

The hummus is good.

I haven't tried the radish yet.

It's not bad.

How was it
having your parents here?

I'm bummed I missed them.
- I know.

I think they felt sorry for me
because I was home alone.

I didn't have you
or Hudson here.

Yeah.

Brett travels for work.

And people are like, oh,
you know, how are you doing

a long distance marriage?

And I'm like, how does
your husband travel

for, you know, four----ing
days and go to work?

Well, you know,
it's just--it is what it is.

We make it work
like everybody else.

Hello.

What's wrong?

- What's up?
- Are you crying?

Hudson.

Oh, no, he crashed.

Are you okay?
Are you hurt?

Oh, what--who bit you?

This kid.

Oh.

Okay, okay, calm down.
- Let me see.

What happened to your legs too?

Did you crash or was--
- Did y'all get in a fight?

Oh, my God!

Hudson, do you want me
to go kick his ass?

I will. I'll tear him up.

Come on, let's wipe him off.

Did you push him off of you,
or did the para grab him off?

No, like,
she's like, stop, stop, stop!

And then he stopped biting.

Oh, baby.

Mm.

Okay, it's all right.

Take a deep breath.

Let's go upstairs
and clean up real quick.

Here, jump down.

Oh, God.

Being a parent
is definitely one

of the hardest
and most rewarding things

that I've ever done in my life.

Whatever he feels,
I feel times 100.

It's about the only thing that
can make me just lose control

over my emotions whatsoever.

What do I do?

I mean, that's bad.

Like, I mean, I'm shaking.

Why would somebody do that?

I'm gonna go bite him.

You can't do that.

But now the fact that
I have Brett helping me

is a game changer
because he's very neutral.

He's not--he just keeps us
all together, pretty much.

Do you feel better?

Okay, so where are all--where
are all the marks, before--

Here, here.

- I mean, that's swollen.
- Here.

He bit there?

- What now?
- Okay.

You all right?

You want something to eat?

What do you want?

Um...

Yeah.

What's up, gorgeous?

- Hi.
- How are you doing?

How are you?

Every time I see you,
you're, like, standing

on some, like,
beautiful backdrop.

Thank you.
You walk over here?

- Yeah.
- There you go.

Thank you for getting me
out of the house.

Well, that's what
I'm here for.

Wow.
Oh, my God, I love this.

Hi.
- Hello.

- How are you guys?
- How are you doing?

- How are you?
- Something to drink for you?

- Tequila, water with lime.
- Okay.

- Let's do a salted margarita.
- You got it.

Can I do a splash of--
splash of OJ in mine?

- You got it.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

How are you?
- I mean, I don't know.

I obviously have been,
like, absent a bit.

Today's Conner's 33rd birthday.

This whole thing, it's becoming
more and more like a reality.

Yeah.

I haven't really been out.

I've been cooped up for a while
and just constantly

reminded of what's going on.

So just to get out of the
house for a little bit

and spend time with someone
like Rod who has, like,

a very calming presence,

I just instantly
feel comforted by him.

- Well, thanks for meeting me.
- Of course.

You know, I appreciate
it all, like, all the support.

- I get that.
- Yeah.

But I mean,
Austen really stepped up.

- Yeah.
- As a friend.

As y'all did, honestly.

I don't know if you've been,
like, kind of looped in

with what's going on with Taylor,

like,
the Taylor and Austen thing.

Yeah, for the most part.

I noticed the goalposts
keep moving,

like the story kept changing
from everything

I've heard from everybody else.

But the thing is, like,
I expected this from Austen.

Yeah.

I didn't expect it
from Taylor.

So it's easy to, like, mend...
- Very desirable too.

With Austen.

That might seem weird
to people,

like, well,
how are you forgiving him?

It's like,
I'm not forgiving him,

but I'm just like,
that cut's not as deep.

Trying to, like, come from a
place of just caring

about Taylor and I's
friendship.

So, like, that's the friendship

I'm trying
to put back together.

All right, brother,
with the margarita.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

And that was--

Tequila, subtle lime
with splash of OJ.

Appreciate you.
both: Cheers.

I promise we won't talk
about this the whole time.

I've just been, like, wanting
to talk to you

because, like,
these are all your friends.

You've known them
longer than I have.

Yeah.

I guess I'm used
to how they play.

I like to live by a code
and handle myself

a certain way and, you know--

It's called, like,
yeah, values and morals.

And--
- Yeah.

And Austen likes to...
- It's very much appreciated.

Sound like
he's doing that and maybe...

That's such
a good way to put it.

Snake around
a little bit, you know.

Austen's decision-making
is all about him,

and he's always the victim
in his eyes

and he's always the cause
of the problem, every time.

Well, I do want you to know
that, like, moving forward,

our dates will not
be based around that.

And I very much appreciate you,

like, taking it slow with me.

Of course. I get it.

I wanna hang out again.

I was thinking maybe,
like, JT's dinner.

Yeah.

I'm interested in seeing
where this goes and just

wanna be here for you.

And I can promise you I won't
make out with Taylor Ann,

assuming this goes anywhere.

I knew you would
have a way to, like,

somehow make me
laugh in this situation.

I'm trying. I'm trying.

Coming up.

I'm looking at Taylor how
she should be looked at,

and that's a little questionable.

She was sending nudes
to Whitney.

Let's slide the cooler
under the tunnel.

And I'm so little, I can
do this all by myself.

Not afraid
to get my hands dirty.

All right, we got some pillows,
some flowers, some candles.

Bartender.

Wireless violin, like a
mariachi band with swagger.

All right, hopefully people
start showing up,

we have a good time.

- What's up, baby?
- Hi.

I need some fashion tips.

I have to dress, like,
Charleston preppy.

Okay, like,
I've got my Saratoga blazer.

But I also have, like,
a pink linen.

Not sure why
I have two pink blazers.

I'm really leaning
on pink, but then

you won't answer
my calls anymore.

Sh--, my hair looks good.

Hey.

What's up?

You know,
getting dressed for a party.

Whitney's actually bringing
me over a couple, like, polos.

I'm thinking of doing,
like, a layered,

kind of polo
popped collar situation.

Yes.

Have you been
talking to her much?

It's been kind of a whirlwind
of a week of emotions.

Your emotions and feelings
are too all over the place.

So I don't think
it's a good idea

for you to come over today.

That is----ing ridiculous.

Like, you don't know if
one of her best friends

should be there for her
in her absolute moment of need?

Looks pretty good.

All right, I gotta use

the little boys' room
real quick.

- What's going on, man?
- How are you?

- Good, how are you?
- Good to see you.

Good to see you.

What's going on in here?
It's quiet.

What's up?

- Oh, hey, there he is.
- What's up, dude?

- I'm the first one.
- Yeah, you look great, man.

- Thank you.
- Please.

- I'll have a vodka tonic.
- Vodka tonic?

This--this space.

I remember it used to be
a late night spot.

Yeah, during COVID,
it was like a speakeasy

'cause we weren't
allowed to party.

I remember being
in that room, yes.

I remember you
in that room barely.

With some--some
young ladies, maybe.

Maybe not.

I didn't wanna call you out
for that

'cause, you know, but--

No, that couldn't be true,
because I had a girlfriend.

Wow.

Shep, how do you throw
that perfect catch

back into the sea?

'Cause if I caught her,
that particular catch,

I'd never let it
out of the boat.

- What's up?
- Hey.

Oh, wow.
Looks good in here.

- What's up, dude?
- What a surprise.

- These new?
- Which ones?

- These? These are nice.
- Yeah.

I'm sure Paige approves.

I wanted to wear pink,

but she said
my cheeks are too rosy.

Which ones?

Do you wanna
get a beverage or--

- Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
- What's up, man?

I'll have some white wine.

- Hey, Rod.
- Hey, fellas.

- What's going on?
- Welcome.

Get some seersucker, buddy?

- What's up, buddy?
- This old thing?

Oh, my God.

- Madison.
- Hello, lady.

How are you?
- Thanks for having me.

Absolutely.
Thanks for coming by.

- Nice vest.
- Thank you.

I felt like I had to dress
like one of the boys.

- It looks good.
- Thank you.

Oh.

- Oh, my God, this is so cute.
- Hey, yeah.

Hi.
Hi, how are you doing?

Good to see you.
It's so pretty in here.

Shall we?

Just go.

- What in the hell?
- Disco!

- Hello, how you doing?
- Come here.

Good to see you.

This yellow.

You look like
a bottle of mustard.

yeah.

I had this suit made
over the summer in Italy.

I love that you have a--

what's the guy
from "Curious George"?

What's Curious George's
dad's name?

Yes.

The monkey wrangler,
is that you?

Where's his yellow hat
and where's his monkey?

Hey, guys,
the drinks are over there.

Uh, I'm feeling
a little spicy.

Let's do a tequila soda
with double lime.

Thank you so much.

Girl.

Yeah, and talk sh--.
I'm kidding.

You know the whole situation
with Olivia and her brother,

and we had, like, a powwow
with me, her, and Leva.

Like, just talk to her, get her
out the house, whatever.

Taylor calls me.

And I was like, I'm sorry,
but I think Olivia

needs real friends around her.

Real friends?

When you were just
kissing the guy she liked.

If Taylor is trying to be
protective over Olivia,

she's a little
too----ing late.

I'm disgusted.
- It's just, like, weird.

So I think she should shut up
if she's talking about Venita,

'cause Venita's not over
there macking on her boyfriend.

To be holier than thou?

You know, she's not
practicing what she preaches.

And she's saying one thing
and then acting on another.

Right.

But also, I mean, she was
sending nudes to Whitney.

Coming up.

Just stop.

You revert to this woman
shouting from the mountaintops.

I'm not one of your
whipping bitches.

You're not gonna sit there
and talk to me like that.

Taylor, you know, she's not
practicing what she preaches.

Girl, she was sending
nudes to Whitney.

You can throw up now, I know.

What?

Sorry.

Austen confessed that
him and Taylor hooked up.

And then there's the nude
photographs she sent you.

Wow.

- Hello.
- Taylor Ann.

- Oh.
- Dreams do come true.

- Hey!
- Oh, here she is.

- Look at the place.
- Let me see you.

It looks great.

Good to see you.
- You're lovely.

Wow.

You like that?
Hey, hot hammer. How are you?

I didn't know you owned
anything other than black.

You look nice.
- Wow.

Hi, friend. Good to see you.

Hi, Rod. Mwah.
Good to see you guys.

Hey.

I feel like I'm,
like, making my rounds.

Come around the circle, babe.

I think I'm gonna need a--

- A refill?
- Yeah.

Hi, ladies.

- Hello.
- How are you?

- Good, how are you?
- Good.

What am I supposed
to do at this point?

Like, if you are
not going to make attempts

and efforts
to be a good friend,

I'm tired of trying.

I think I'm gonna do
a seltzer water.

Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

Just the seltzer water,

or you want something fun
in there?

Um...

maybe I'll do, like, a gin?

Is that a thing?

I'm sitting down.

Oh, my God.

- Hey.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

JT became the most popular
guy during quarantine

'cause he had
all the parties here.

Thank you, Craig.

He's helped spread COVID
around Charleston.

We created our own variant.

Charleston has
its own variant...

- The inns.
- Of some things.

Yeah, a mini inn.

What an honor.
What an honor it is.

What do they call it?

The Chucktown Clap?

- Oh, gosh.
- Ooh.

The old Chucktown.

Welcome to Charleston.

Wow.

Whoo!

Yes, this is good.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, my God, Leva.

You look great.
- Aw, thank you.

- I mean, really.
- You look beautiful.

Everybody looks so dapper.
- Rod.

- Hi, Rod.
- You look lovely.

Look at you,
looking debonair.

- Hello. Leva.
- Hi, handsome, how are you?

- Good, how are you?
- I love this vest.

Thank you.

Hi.

- Hi!
- What's up?

- Hi.
- How are you?

Good, how are you?

Good to see you.

- Hi.
- Good to see you.

- Good to see you.
- You look lovely.

Hi, thanks for having me.

Look, I can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.

You look so cute.

- Hi. I love that fit.
- How are you doing?

I feel like
this is a Elvis fit.

Did you inherit this
from Elvis as well?

A little Elvis.

I got a little Elvis in me, yes.

Ah, jealous.

Are we actually
having dinner tonight?

We're having
a filet mignon dinner.

We're having a whole thing.
- Oh, really?

Yeah, I'm not gonna
let you leave

with an empty
stomach, I promise.

- Mmm.
- It's good.

Oh, my God.

It's so good.

So, Taylor,
do you have a valentine?

No.

Are you dating anyone?

No.

Same.

Like, I'm not trying
to jump into anything.

I'm very happy.

I'm good.

Is Paige doing any
Fashion Week shows?

Any--
- No.

When are you going?
- I leave tonight.

I was supposed to
leave yesterday.

Oh, good.
What are you doing?

- Kate Spade.
- Yeah.

- AG Jeans.
- Yep.

- Cult Gaia.
- Cool.

As an influencer, some of
the brands that I work with

extend an invite
for Fashion Week.

So I get to attend shows
on their behalf.

I'm dressed by them,
paid to be there by them.

I always thought Kate Spade,

they have such a good presentation.

Like, last fall, it was, like,
raining from the ceiling

when you walked in.
- Really?

It keeps
the relationship going

and it allows me
to always be at the forefront

of these brands' minds.

How are you?

- Good.
- Yeah?

I can't thank y'all enough

for everything y'all have done.

It's been just--
just a game changer.

Even, like, seeing all of y'all
in your section at the church,

it was the first thing I saw
when I walked in, I was just...

I said it to Craig,
and I was like, right here.

'Cause she'll shoot, like,
a glance over here...

Yes, yes.

And see all of us idiots
sitting here,

and she'll laugh.
- It was perfect.

- And some smiles.
- Absolutely perfect.

It's really nice
to see Austen trying.

Unfortunately,
he knows how this feels,

and it's just a sad comfort.

And I have hope that
we can figure out a way

to be in each other's lives.

You've been such a support,
and I appreciate it.

When you talk to someone
who's, like, experienced

any kind of major loss,
it's helpful.

And I hate our, like...

It's like, a sh--y little
club that we're a part of.

Yeah.

I feel bad for Olivia,
but listen, they're fine.

Why do we care?

Austen thinks
he's forgiven now,

but what's gonna happen, though,

unfortunately for Liv is,
when she moves into her next

stage of grief,
she's gonna remember

all of this bad sh--.

So what'd I miss?

Why are your eyes,
like, super wide

like you wanna
tell me something

but you're not
telling me something?

Ooh!

Okay, I need a hair tie
to put my hair back for this.

Do I even wanna know this?

So Taylor's somebody who
chooses to be a Bible beater,

God worshipper, holy art thou,
I praise the Lord every Sunday.

But then you turn it around
and, like,

you're sending--you're sending
nudes to Whitney.

At like--yeah.

I didn't know
we were telling people.

Patricia knew.
I mean, it was--

Oh, my God,
I'm gonna----ing kill myself.

I'm gonna kill--

I'm gonna kill myself.
- Why?

Because I just
get uncomfortable

in these situations.
- Can you not?

Craig, can you not?

Craig,
don't desecrate the pillows!

- So what?
- It doesn't matter.

Taylor's officially,
like, that girl.

- What's going on over there?
- Hey.

It affects you too.

Why?

Why didn't you go
over there, Shep?

I feel like I no longer
know this person, officially.

JT, is there food
at this event?

JT.

There's a lot of smoke
and there's no food.

There's a lot of smoke,
but no food.

Shep.

- What's going on?
- Nothing.

Why did--why did Craig
just say that I was affected

by the conversation in here?

It was just about,
Taylor sent some pictures

to Whitney at some point.

What pictures?

Um...

provocative, I guess?

Let's just say it was--
it was nude.

I mean, you know.

Look, Taylor went through
a tempest, if you will.

Yeah.

And I was a part of that.

But she didn't know how to
behave when things fell apart.

She was trying to hurt me
any way she could.

Yes, right, I've been there,
I've done that.

I was a completely different
person when I was going

through a toxic relationship.

But at the same time,
Olivia crying on her shoulder

and then her lying
for so many months,

it's a little disturbing.

Coming up.

Yes, there was
a picture that was

sent out to you that you could
not see anything, correct?

I saw your tits and vagina.

What?

- Look at that.
- Hello, how are you?

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

- You look lovely.
- So do you.

I gotta say that to you
every time I see you

'cause you look lovely
every time I see you.

Well, I appreciate it.

And you look very
handsome today.

You just always,
like, hype me up.

It's nice.

Yeah, well, you do the same
for me and I appreciate it.

- Of course. Of course.
- Cheers.

Watching Rod
and Olivia together,

I think that
the whole thing is weird.

Whitney's like--

You know what,
David Bowie's...

- I don't know, he's like--
- Hand-me-downs, maybe?

Yeah, some kind of '70s
movie remake over there.

I don't know.
Some kind of, like--

Like porn director
in the corner?

Yeah,
that sounds about right.

Drinks, do you want a refill?

- I do.
- All right.

I'm not really
too thrilled about it.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- What's going on?
- Not much.

Sorry.

What?

Madison said that
you sent Whitney a boob pic.

And?
- Yeah.

It was completely dark.

You could not see anything.

It's your right
to text him a dark boob pic.

I don't see you wanting
to do that, but...

- No.
- But I'm not gonna--

- No.
- I'm not gonna fault you.

God created the naked body.

I believe that
we should all be naked.

Jesus isn't gonna hate me
just because I sent a nude.

A nude. It was not sexy.

I've sent way better ones.

Just letting you know,
get ahead of things.

- Oh, I mean, I don't care.
- Good.

I would flash my tits
right now.

- Please don't do that.
- Okay.

Okay.

When are we eating,
'cause I'm getting tipsy.

Hey, you guys,
let's eat some dinner.

Let's all just sit down
and have a nice meal.

Salad,
and then we'll have filet.

Boy, girl, boy, girl.

Oh, you made
the seating arrangements?

Yeah, I just started
to talk

'cause we need some chiefs
around here.

Do you think we could
lose the tie, or nay?

- You should untie it.
- You'll be fine.

- I feel like that's Shep-ish.
- There you go.

I'm hungry.

Thank you all for coming.

It's been, obviously,
a tough couple of weeks,

but it's nice to have
everyone here today.

And really lean on each other.

So thank you for being here

and sincerely hope
for smoother waters.

Hear, hear, buddy.

Hear, hear.

Chin, chin, cheers.

- Bon appétit.
- Thank you, JT.

Thank you.

This has been, like,
a great distraction

and time to be
around each other.

Like, I'm appreciative
for everyone.

Thank you for saying.

I've never had
a salad in my life.

I'm okay.
- You good?

Yeah, thank you.

You could have tried it.

- Are you leaving?
- Yeah.

Are you for real
going on a flight?

Yeah, I gotta--
no, I don't wanna miss it.

Oh, my God.

For real, like,
I'm hugging you back?

Yeah. 'Cause I'll miss it.

Okay.

Good to see you too.

Anything you need while
I'm gone, just let me know.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

And thanks for coming.

I have to go. Bye.

Wait, why--you moved in.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.
Bye, have a great Fashion Week.

Thank you.

Why do I need
to go to Fashion Week

when I'm here with all these
fashionable assholes?

The place looks great.

Thank you, brother.

Beautiful bathroom.

A proper powder room for you.

I used to pee in the bushes.

Clearly, you didn't go
to cotillion in Delaware.

No, 'cause I'm from the
winning side of the country.

Oh, so we're bringing it back
to the Civil War,

Civil War talk.

Yeah, I was born a winner,
you were probably born a loser.

So Craig, we're all losers
and you're not?

I said I was--
we're not doing this.

Oh, it's like a Thanksgiving
dinner with all the,

like, weird family members,
but we're all

getting along
for the time being.

The uncle
that brings up politics

at the worst moment possible.
- Some passive aggressive jabs.

Which one
is the uncle right now?

Shep.

Yeah, it's time for Daddy
to have a scotch.

I'm not buying it.
It's bullsh--.

Okay, I'm gonna divert
the whole conversation.

Obviously, since something was
just brought up earlier today

by Whitney--thank you--

yes, there was a picture that
was sent out to you

that you could not
see anything.

I saw your tits and vagina.

What?

I'm just saying.

Did you.

And I saw "come one,
come all" was the caption.

Awkward.

Okay, you know what?

Who hasn't sent a nude?

I mean...

Um...

uh...

Yeah, am I damn dead
and living under a rock?

Of course I've sent nude pics.

She didn't send me any nudes.

Send all the nude pictures
you want,

but do not send Whitney
nude pictures.

That was probably
not the best idea.

There's so many other people
to send your--

to send pictures
of your new boobs to.

Like, why send them to Whitney?

- I just wanna put this kaput.
- Please, yes.

I was coming at you because
I was upset with Shep.

So I was----ing around
with you

to be, like,
- ing around with him.

I'm so confused
by what's happening.

You can send something,
but nothing was seen.

Aus--or Whitney shared that.

Well, I felt wrong seeing it,
but he did show me,

and I was like--
- Craig, I didn't show you--

You 100% put it right
in my face and I--

Wait, I'm confused.
What did you see?

And I said,
I shouldn't be seeing this.

Hold on.

There's nothing.
It's a joke.

It's deleted.

Listen, I'm just gonna
take the high ground here.

The high ground is this--

Taylor is a good person who
maybe made some bad decisions,

but I would argue
that the genesis

of the bad decisions are male--
male-related.

Mm.

I have not been
the best version of myself,

and, like, I'm working on that, but...

I went through a very terrible
breakup with somebody

who, like, crushed me.

But does that give an excuse
to do that to her?

Don't talk about friendships
when you're kissing

the guy that she likes!

Literally. It's disgusting.

You all right?

Kiss somebody who's single?

Yeah, when she's
crying on your shoulder?

That's----ed up!

Don't talk about friendships
when you're kissing

the guy that she likes!

Literally. It's disgusting.

You all right?

Kiss somebody who's single?

Yeah, when she's
crying on your shoulder?

That's----ed up!

I have to be held accountable
for anything I've ever done,

but I think Taylor's
getting a pass

because she's probably been
with everybody at the table.

If you're gonna
be a hoochie, be one.

Own it.

I was just saying, Taylor
and I have stuff to talk about.

There clearly seems
to be conversation

going on around us.

I'm pissed at her.

But we will--
we will deal with that.

And, like, as much as I
appreciate support,

we'll figure this out.

I don't need it to be,
like, a pile-up on her.

And you know, let's eat
some----ing steak.

The filet looks delightful.

I absolutely love this.

Uh.

I just want, to, like--

I'm just--I'm done being, like,
the topic of conversation

with every single
- ing person.

Act accordingly, then.

Practice what you preach.

It's like, honestly,
where we looked at you,

and we were like,
you know what?

You were the purest
- ing unicorn girl of all.

You were perfect.

But we are seeing
a different side of you

that is unrecognizable.

What you portray to be
is----ing phony and fake.

- Okay. Wow.
- Period.

Thank you for stepping in.

No, I'm gonna tell you
the truth because I'm not gonna

sit here over some
candlelight dinner and pretend

that you're some----ing better
than thou, 'cause you're not.

You perceived her
that way, Madison.

Oh, my God, hush.

You are the worst person
to say that.

No, you
perceived her that way.

Absolutely.

And you just told me
ten minutes ago, you're like,

I did the same
- ing crazy shit.

But I'm not sitting here
on my knees,

ing saying
I wanna have a Bible study.

I claim to be a slut.
I'm just retired.

She's sitting here
saying she's not.

She's young,
she's naive, she's sweet.

She's Southern, she's polite.

And I think the guys
like that.

And I think the boys would
have gone after Madison

if Madison had sent the pics.

That would have been
the end of the world.

You called me white trash.

- Everybody knows.
- About what?

Peter slept with Madison.

One of the ones.

I'm pretty sure
she bangs everyone.

You flew to Miami to
an ex-MLB player.

- Hey!
- You----ing homewrecker!

There's something, like,
innately in this culture

in the South where I just think
that guys handle certain women

with white gloves.

Just stop.

You flat-out tried
to embarrass somebody.

You always do that.
- I did not. I did not.

You revert to this woman
who is, like,

shouting from the mountaintops.

Do you think
you're any different?

- Yeah, I do.
- You are.

I am way more laidback
than you've

ever dreamt about being.
- I'm sorry.

Read a Scripture and go to bed.

I don't read Scripture.
I have zero interest--

Clearly not,
so shut the up.

What are you guys
doing down there?

You're the one that yells
like a banshee.

I don't do that unless--
unless I'm prompted.

I'm not one of your
whipping bitches.

You're not gonna sit there
and talk to me like that.

All right, listen, just--
let's just try to be

a little respectful of women
at the table.

Whateva.

Shep, I'm being serious, okay?

Let's just keep it aboveboard
towards the ladies.

I mean, just saying,
like, be the bigger man.

Be chivalrous.

You're the oldest guy
in the room.

Grow up.

Just please be respectful
towards the women,

that's all I ask.

I don't care, everything
comes out in the wash.

Everything always
comes out in the wash.

Thank you for hosting.

Amen.

Talk about a tit pic
and then next thing you know.

Is there any dessert?

Next time on
"Southern Charm"...

I have just re-realized
how important that,

you know, you are in my life.

I do love you, and I know
that I have hurt you.

I, like, want to be able
to trust you.

I just don't know how.

All right, mountain weekend.

Do you think
panda bears are real?

Pandas are----ing real, dude.

There's just
no evidence to it.

You know,
I've heard that Olivia

and you hung out on Thursday.

And then I was out
with a girlfriend of mine.

She told me that there
was a bra on the ottoman.

Wait, what?

Whose bra?