All language subtitles for And.Now.Ladies.and.Gentlemen.2002.720p.Amazon.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-QOQ_[imdb=tt0283883]

[Moroccan singing
and chanting]

[healer chants and prays]

[speaking native tongue]

Detective Inspector Clifton...
From C.I.D.

What's the problem?

Well... I'm sorry to trouble
you Sir, but acting
on information

received we believe that
there will be an

armed robbery here with in the
next two to three hours.

Now what I should like you and
your staff to do is to do

everything asked of you
by the robbers, allow them in,

hand over the goods and allow
them to walk away free.

We have the street completely
covered. When they come out

in the street we will arrest
them. And the job
will be over.

But it's very important that
you don't panic that
you don't try

to play the hero that you just
play absolutely normal,

act a little scared maybe.

Our command center is opposite

in the Harrods van. I should
be in the telephone booth,

with one of our best marksman.
The delivery van,

the two men there
are one of ours.

And the...
the dirty vagrant over there?

- Yes, he is one
of ours too, sir.
- Yes. Those two.

- She is with us.
- Yes.

So we have it covered.

- How many are they?
- Just the one.

Just the one.
All this just for one?

He's eluded us for six years.
But we not going to let him

get away again, so we're not
taking any chances.

Are you sure there is no risk?

Not, if you do exactly what he
asks. Follow my instructions.

Where will you be?

I'll be across the road
in the telephone booth.

- With one of our crack shots.
- Yes. As you said.

- There's a photograph of him.
- He is old.

He is old but he is dangerous.

Here he is...
[murmur inaudible]

- Good afternoon Sir!
- Good afternoon.

How may I help you?

I was wondering if
you could help me...

...by filling up this bag

with the prettiest jewels
in your cupboards.

Go on.

- Like this?
- Yes, that'll do nicely.

You're not really nervous.
Has this happened
to you before?

No, no of course, it hasn't.
No, no I'm really very scared.

- No, you're not.
- No, I am, I am terrified.

- She's not.
- Yes she is, yes she is.

You're very scared Jenny
aren't you. You're scared?

Oh, yes! Sir quite scared.
Most certainly, very scared.

This could go off you know.

I've never been so scared
in my entire life.

Let me see your hands.

You're not even shaking.

Yes they are.

No, they're not.

There, there they go. Look.

- So, all the nicest ones?
- Yes, absolutely.

All right, get in the corner.

Right, now count
very slowly up to a hundred.

[both] One, two,
three, four...

No no no slower, slower
than that. Start again.

- Sorry, one, two.
- One, two, that's right.

- Three, four.
- Oh! I'm nearly forget
my bag.

Five, six, seven,

- eight, nine...
- Oh! That's lovely.

- Ten.
- Oh! Well next time.

- Eleven.
- Keep going, eleven.

Twelve, thirteen,

- fourteen,
- Fifteen. That's
right loudly.

Sixteen, seventeen.

Eighteen.

[calmly] Nineteen, twenty,

twenty-one, twenty-two,

twenty-three, twenty-four,

twenty-five, twenty-six,

twenty-seven, twenty-eight,

twenty-nine,

thirty.

Thirty-one.

Thirty-two.

Thirty-three.

...forty nine, fifty.

Are you a policeman?
Are you a policeman?

- [Jenny] Excuse me,
are you a policeman?
- No.

Police.

Are you a policeman?
You're a policeman?
You're not?

- Excuse me!
Are you a police officer?
- Police? Po...

- Have you tried the van?
- Yes, I've tried the van!

I'm sorry. Excuse me,
are you the police?

- [slow big band]
- * Where are you now? *

*I'm in the hall

*The Albert Hall

*And where are you now?

*I'm in the hall

*Carnegie Hall

*I'm singing
with a jazz quartet *

*I've got a solo
in the second set *

*Yeah

*Gotta make up good

*My lipstick on

*Listen to the crowd

*Humming my song

*What time is it now

*In the Albert Hall?

*It's time for me to sing

*To give it all

*I'll call you back

*After the curtain call

*I can hear my intro

*Bye-bye sister soul

[fast tempo]

*How? Tell me!

*How do you hide
From the London rain? *

*And the snow in New York
doesn't drive you insane? *

*So far from each other
Oh, my, what a shame *

*When do we sing
together again *

*When do we sing
together again *

*We buy the same clothes

*And we get the same guys

*We live the same tales

*And we tell the same lies

*Is there a man
in your life? *

*Come on give me a clue

*Yeah, he plays
with my heart *

*and the trumpet, too

*Don't take it bad

*Don't wanna sound rude

*But wouldn't it be funny
if we loved the same dude *

- *You cheat like you play
- [trumpet reply]

- *You blow us away
- [trumpet reply]

*We're sisters of soul
The two of us free *

*As cosmic as twins
Carbon copies *

*You think you're a fake

*You may think that
you're great *

*Make up your mind
We don't want a fight *

*Put one of us down
In black or white *

*It's so good to sing
Together again *

*It's so good to sing

*Together again

Can I help you?

Yea, with pleasure! You know,
I'm not very good
with repairs.

That's bad luck.

This is where you buy
your jewelry?

No, I only work here!

I read in the paper that
Bulgari was selling

the Tsarina of Russia's
necklace.

I was rather hoping to see
that one in there.

You know that's a very rare
necklace. And so
they keep it in

the safe. And they only take
it out for very special
customers.

Well that means, I won't
get to see it, doesn't it.

Thank heavens for revolutions.
Otherwise this might never

have come upon the market.

And what is the price?

Two millions dollars.

You know, it's a unique piece.

I understand.

May I try
it on your assistant?

Oh! Sure.

She is such a pretty girl.
Would you my dear?

Excuse me.

Oh, yes, beautiful, beautiful!

Thank you so much.

One more revolution and
it costs double. [chuckles]

Sadly the only jewel I can
no longer afford is youth.

So I think I shall have
to take them.

Very good. And how do you
wish to pay, Madam?

By bazooka!

By bazoocard... bazoocard...

Françoise... Master card?

Bazooka! You see the van on
the other side of
the road with

the heart shaped window?

In the back of that there is

a rocket launcher aimed on
your store. If I don't exit

your store in two minutes,
yourself, your store

and all your charming
customers will be
blown sky high.

Except of course your little
assistant who I find exquisite

and should take as a hostage.

Why do you hesitate?
You have insurance.

Maybe you be so kind
as to accompany me downstairs.

So that we don't alarm
the other customers.

Would you lead on my dear?

Thank you so much.

I wonder if it will
rain later.

It so much warmer here than
in Monte Carlo.

I would suggest that you
don't call the police

until your assistant is
safely returned to you.

No problem, no problem!

Mister De la Rue

Oh! just look isn't
that beautiful.

Do you know my husband always
says that Bulgari is the most

- wonderful jeweler in Paris.
- Yes.

Always nags me to come here.
Thank you so much!

*And now ladies and gentlemen
Let the show begin *

*If I tell you the way it was
Will you listen in *

*As the girl sang a tune
Through a smoky room *

*Pushing broom

[song continues in French]

The keys are underneath.

- Au revoir, Françoise!
- Au revoir.

[car phone ringing]

- Hello!
- Man: Do you like it my dear?

Who are you?

An English lady of a certain
age who did not know

how to thank you!

Where are you?

Well, if you'd like to see me
again, I'll be waiting where

you hire Les bateaux by the
lac du Bois de Boulogne.

[song continues in French]

*You can see I can breathe

*Take it slow,

*Johnny Doe

*You can see I can breathe

*Stop the show

- Hello.
- [gasps]

You're crazy, huh?

No. En anglais
s'il vous plaît.

Yea, I'm saying you're
very good at surprises right!

- Jesus!
- You don't like it?

I don't know what you want!

*And now ladies
and gentlemen *

*Que le show commence

Just beside the jewelry store?

Sorry, can you repeat, please?

[speaking French]

[speaking French]

And our life,
it still fascinates you?

[speaking French]

This last seven years,
were you faithful...

...to me?

[TV commentator]

[children] Go, Dad! Hit 'em!

[child] Go, Daddy!
Hit 'em back!

Give it some, Dad!

[TV plays]

- [fast big band]
- * Again *

Jane!

I'd love to buy a boat
like that.

[bell rings]

May I help you Sir?

Yes, I wonder if I could
speak to the manager.

Perhaps, I can help you,
I'm the manager's son.

Oh, nice to meet you. No,
I'm a personal friend
of your father.

Would you tell him it's the
Detective Inspector Clifton

- from the CID?
- Of course, just one moment.

Excuse me, Jenny, could you
tell father that Detective

Inspector Clifton from CID
is here to see him.

- Very impressive
your new store.
- Oh, you like it!

Yes, you haven't actually
visited this store before?

No. I was... I saw your father
a couple of years ago.

I'm interested, you've got
the new security system.

Yes, you notice that well
we've got these two
cameras which

sort of capture general
pictures when people
come in and then...

they're really for,
so that customers are aware

- that there is this system...
- Yeah.

Excuse me, sir. There's a
Detective Inspector Clifton

here from CID asking to see
you. Look at camera one!

I think you'll recognize him.

Call the police!

Ah, here he is.

Good morning.
Do you remember me?

Yes, of course. I remember
you. How could I forget you?

You've done very
well for yourself.

Wonderful, the new shop.

Like me. I've done well

which is why I come
to settle up with you.

Is this some kind of a joke?

Let me explain.

A while ago, I had an
operation for a brain tumor.

I asked the doctor
what were the chances.

He said: one in ten
that you'll come through.

So, I decided

that if I did come through,
I'd pay back every body

- who I borrowed from.
- I should warn you
I've called the police.

You see in those days
the banks wouldn't lend

to people like me. They would
only lend to the rich.

So my only option was
to borrow from people
like you.

And today, I've come
to pay you back.

Once a thief always a thief.

In my bag I have
one million dollars.

One million pounds
in new banknotes.

Roughly the equivalent,
plus interest,

of what I borrowed
from you two years ago.

I gave up believing
in Santa Claus

a long while ago.

No, it's alright we're
just having a dream.

I'm just dreaming.
It's, you see.

No, listen. It's a dream.

I've had this problem with my
head one of the side effects

is that I dream a great deal.
That's all I'm doing now.

There is no problem. Explain
to them everything's alright.

Policemen go away. Stop
rapping the door.
You'll break it.

It's a dream. Read my lips.
It's a dream. Go away.

[whistling]

[slow music playing]

*My breaking heart

*And I agree

*That you and I
could never be *

*So with my best,
my very best *

[song fades]

*I wish you shelter
From the storm *

*A cozy fire,
To keep you warm *

*Most of all...

*I wish you blue birds,
In the spring *

*To give your heart,
A song to sing *

*And then a kiss,
But more than this *

*I wish you love

*And in July, a lemonade

*To cool you in
Some leafy glade *

*I wish you health,
And more than wealth *

*I wish you love

*My breaking heart
And I agree *

*That you and I
Could never be *

*So with my best,
My very best *

*I set you free

Is that correct?
So, what's your name?

- What's yours?
- Valentine.

Oh! Like Rudolph Valentino!

Well, the name
is like that, yes.

In French I think you would
say... um... Va-len-tin.

- Valentin, yes!
- Val... Valentin.

- Valentin.
- And you?

- Françoise.
- Of course.

Why?

[Valentin] Well! Every
French girl's called
Françoise.

[Françoise]
How do you know?

[Valentin] Oh, I...
I read French books.

They're either called
Françoise or they're called
Emmanuelle.

How do you say tire...
in French?

- [Françoise] Un pneu.
- [Valentin] A what?

- [Françoise] Un pneu.
- [Valentin] Ump neu.

- No, look at my lips.
- Un pneu.

- Try again: un pneu.
- Un pneu.

[slow music plays]

*What now my love

*Now that it's over

*I feel the world

*Closing in on me

*Here come the stars

*Trembling around me

*There's the sky

*Where the sea should be

*What now my love

Mmm-Hmm.

[Customs]

[Jane]

No.

[uneasy music]

Thanks.

*If you go away
On this summer day *

*Then you might as well
Take the sun away *

*All the birds that flew
In the summer sky *

*When our love was new
And our hearts were high *

*When the day was young
And the night was long *

*And the moon stood still
For the night was song *

*If you go away,
If you go away, *

*If you go away

*But if you stay
I'll make you a day *

*Like no day has been
Or will be again *

*We'll sail the sun
We'll ride on the rain *

*We'll talk to the trees
We'll worship the wind *

*And if you go
I'll understand *

*Leave me just enough love

*To hold in my hand

*If you go away
If you go away *

You speak English? It's your
first time in Essaouira?

Good Morning, sir!

- Uh
- Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes...

...and he towed me back
in here...

- "Ladies and Gentlemen"...
- Yeah, well...

It's not bad...

Yeah.

Right.

How's that?

[native singing and rhythms]

Madam?

Yes.

[singing softly in French]

[speaks native language]

Dr. Lamy.

No!

[slow light jazz in
background]

[slow French love song]

- May I take you bag, sir?
- Thank you.

[singing in French]

[birds chirping]

[song continues]

Give me the same
that I had last night.

Sure, right away.

[compliments in French]

[speaks French]

[inaudible]

- [song fades]
- [light applause]

- [healer chanting loudly]
- [rhythmic drumming]

[healer praying]

[healer speaks
foreign language]

[healer prays loudly]

No.

What?

No.

[slow French song]

I'm OK.

Sure.

[gasps]

Good morning, sir!

My name is Farid Massaoud
I'm a Moroccan police officer.

Oh! You speak French! Good!
Do you speak Italian, too?

Why probably?

you have to tell me
what happened.

The old town.

No. I did?

No!

[small alarm beeps]

No. No. No.

- A little?
- Yeah. A little.

Very fortunate.

Un poco.

Can you count?

Yes.

Merci, monsieur.

- Hey, sir? Sir?
- Yeah?

Yeah.

No.

Thank you. OK.

Ah, shit!

[Auctioneer] One million
seven hundred thousand.

At one million eight,
at one million nine

one million nine hundred
thousand pounds,

at one million nine,
two million pounds.

At two million pounds. Two
million two hundred thousand.

At two million two.
At two million two.

Two million four,
two million six,

at two million six hundred
thousand.

At two million six hundred
thousand pounds anymore.

At two million six hundred
thousand pounds,

your bid Sir. Two millions
six hundred thousand.

Any advance on two million
six hundred thousand pounds

- Three!
- Three million pounds.

At three millions pounds on my
right at three
millions pounds,

against you Sir.
At three million pounds.

I'm selling for three millions
pounds then. Anymore? Sold.

[applause]

[Rival] Three millions pounds
for a Valadier,

are you mad or what?

I don't think you can ever pay
too much for a young boy.

So you have to pay for it?

How sad... what if I had
gone up to 4?

I still would have
kicked your ass!

So you like him that much
or do you just hate me?

Give me a month
to think about that.

Maybe I'll be back in touch.

Why a month?

In a month I'll know whether
he bores me and you'll know

whether if you're
still interested.

And how much will he cost
in a month's time?

No more than I paid today.

So there is a little chance we
have a meeting in
a month then.

Au revoir, Mister Hitchcock.

So what is this
supposed to mean?

Well, I've had a couple of
deals that have gone

belly up and I...

...I need the ready cash.

And what is your price?

Your last bid.

- 2.6.
- 2 Million.

Oh, yé yé!

You take advantage
of my predicament.

In that case,
we'll make it 1 million eight
hundred thousand.

What can I do? Money talks.

In one month from
Prince to Pauper.

[Valentin] One month. Just
time enough to make a copy!

[bathers singing]

Are they open?

[cell phone beeps]

Hello!

Hello! Hello!
Can you hear me?

You didn't fix your radio yet?

How could I have? I'm in the
middle of 60 foot seas,

surrounded by icebergs!

Have you made it
to Antarctica?

No, no, no, I'm... I'm joking.
I'm off the coast of Guinea.

Dead calm. No wind up
stuck here really

the icebergs are floating
in my scotch.

How is your memory?

Oh, fine. Flat, nothing,
empty like nothing...

- no problem with that.
- [donkey brays]

What was that?

A whale... they sound just
like donkeys don't they?

You're not alone then...

Sorry, you're breaking up
let, let me call you back...

[sings]

[soft song in background]

To Lalla Chafia.

[donkeys bray]

Think they want us to go.

That's it, come on.

[sirens wail]

I really hope so.

Turn off the telephone. I'm in
interrogation. One hour.
Got it?

Hurry up. Open the door!

I'm having at the moment even
if I was the culprit,

I probably wouldn't
even remember.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right!

Shut the door, will you?

Please just call Doctor Lamy
in the hospital in Fez.

*Avec le temps

*Avec le temps tout s'en va

[Valentin]

[Detective]

[Newscaster]

The chair is waiting for you.

Good. That's good.

[cheering and singing]

[Detective]

[voice starts to echo]

[voice echoes more]

[fast native music
and chanting]

[slow soft music]

- [Jane heard singing lightly]
- [unsettling music]

Yeah, he will be here
in five minutes.

[applause and cheering]

[Detective laughs]

How's school? OK, good.
All right.

[exhales]

[soft rock music]

[Jane singing in French]

*The falling leaves

*Drift by the window

*The autumn leaves

*Of red and gold

* I see your lips, *

- [cell phone rings]
- *The summer kisses

*I used to hold

*Since you went away

- * The days grow long *
- This wind is crazy
this evening.

*And soon I'll hear

*Old winter song

[Detective]

[phone beeps]

Hello.

[soft French music]

[whispering]

[inaudible]

[soft French song]

[Detective]

[singing blues]
* Like I feel today *

*If I'm feeling tomorrow

*Like I feel today

You're making this very
difficult for me!

What do you mean exactly?

Well, I'm telling you, sir,

because I've always had every
thing go right my way in life.

Several weeks ago a doctor
said to me

unless I operate on
your head you're gonna die.

So I said to the Lord,
I said Lord, if you let me
through this,

then I shall pay back every
man from whom I've ever

- stolen in my life.
And here I am, sir, I'm alive.
- OK.

*I said I hate to see

*That evening sun go down

But... What is this?

Candid Camera?

[laughs] No!

- [phone ringing]
- Oh, I'm sorry...

Hello, no I can't talk now,
something is happened.

No, no, go away.

Sir, you forgot
all your statues!

I don't want the statues.

I had lots of statues
about forty years ago.

When I was a little boy
I used to steal them from you

Then I 'd take them across the
bridge and sell them

for half price.
That's how I started.

So now, I've paid you back

plus a little bit of interest.

And you don't want
the statues?

What would I do with statues?
Good luck!

[gasps with relief]

- [horns play fanfare]
- [cannons boom]

[cheering and applauding]

Hello.

[Jane]

[Jane singing]

*You can see I can breathe
Take it slow *

*Johnny Doe

*You can see I can breathe
Stop the show *

[continues in French]

*You can see I can breathe
Take it slow *

*Johnny Doe
You can see I can breathe *

*Stop the show

*And now, ladies
and gentlemen *

[French lyrics]

*Is he more than a gentleman

*Sera-t-il à l'heure *

*Valentino just out for fun

*L'roi des voleurs

*She believes
that a heaven's name *

*In a neon light every night

*And she dreams of
the pleasure of fame *

*And another chance
to survive *

*Ca fait rien si elle voit
jamais la faille *

*In the black
of his cheating eye *

*Sans play-back elle
livre bataille *

*Will she be sorry,
so sorry, so *

*Love it was all that
she had to wear *

*Is he someone
who really cares *

- *Or an empty bar chair
- [soft trumpet solo]

[soft French vocal song]

[pleasant laughter]

You like the sea, do you?

[Jane] I hope so.

[soft music]