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Hey!
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Baby killer!
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Well, they picked the grand
jury, so I'm gonna send Yanko...
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Holy shit.
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- Are you okay?
- I guess my post hit a nerve.
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And I really liked this coat.
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Five minutes, Alex.
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Thanks.
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God.
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This week on Alex Unfiltered...
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Big Data, fake news and the
truth about his top-secret tech.
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Nothing's off the table as Hyperion
CEO Paul Marks talks with Alex Levy
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about taking UBA
into the future.
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Join us for this exclusive interview,
Thursday at 8:00, only on UBA+.
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I bet nothing's off the table.
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I'm more interested in what's
happening under the table.
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Do you think they were sleeping
together when they shot this?
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I can't believe after Mitch,
she's still pulling this shit.
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Okay, I don't think it's
exactly the same thing.
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- Did you see the picture?
- No.
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It's embarrassing.
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She's turning us into a joke.
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Hey, hey, I've got a joke.
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How many narcissists does
it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How many?
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Just one, but they need
the whole world watching.
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Really, Joel?
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Sorry.
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All right. You guys, listen up.
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Um, I just have to say
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that no matter what goes
on in my personal life,
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nothing here in our day-to-day
at TMS is gonna change.
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So we don't have time
for bullshit or gossip.
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- This SCOTUS story is too important.
- Agreed.
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We had a great show today,
but we have to bring it all week.
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Let's get to it.
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Who's got copies
of the draft opinion?
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Does anybody have any info on the
leaker? Are they all just pointing fingers?
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- What's happening?
- I can make copies. I'll... I'll do that.
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Yeah, that'd be a better
use of your time, Joel.
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Um, I want Kirsten
Gillibrand on Alex Unfiltered.
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They're only gonna give us five
minutes and asked to be on TMS.
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They did?
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And they will only
give us five minutes?
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- Honestly. Chip?
- Yeah, I-I'll look into it. Yeah.
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Any word from Anita Hill?
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I reached out again this
morning, but it's still early, so...
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All right. Well, call again.
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- I'll call too.
- Absolutely.
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Look, we're going
all in on this, okay?
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Hey, um, before you go, everyone's
still good for Thursday, right?
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We'll meet in the teacup?
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Great. Okay, guys,
back to work. Let's go.
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And how is she doing?
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We told her to take the day,
just go home, but you know Chris.
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So, do you think this is a one-off
thing, or is this, gonna be a problem?
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Not sure yet. I'll
keep an eye on it.
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- Did Alex talk to you since last night?
- No.
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- What about Paul?
- He's in Texas right now.
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He's coming back on
Thursday for the photo shoot.
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Yeah, he's making moves.
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Yeah. Seems like everybody is.
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Were you ever gonna tell me
that you're the Stanford student?
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Would you have done
anything differently?
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You know that's why
he offered you my job.
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He was worried
that you're a problem.
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And so he took care of it.
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I think something's going on at Hyperion,
something that Paul wants to keep quiet.
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Can you be more specific?
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- No.
- Okay.
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If Paul wants to sleep
with Alex, so be it.
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If he wants to sell their nudes as NFTs,
as long as she consents, I don't care.
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His stunts don't matter.
His moves don't matter.
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His money matters.
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So we are going to close
this deal, no matter what,
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and UBA's future is
going to be secure.
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And I got a $150 million buyout,
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so I judge it as too
expensive to fire me.
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- Is there anything else?
- No.
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Hi. You've reached
Kate. Leave a message.
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Shit.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Just checking on this
employment agreement.
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Yeah. Looks good.
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My agents are gonna
get back to you shortly.
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Great. Wanna get the team in
place before the shareholder vote.
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Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
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I left a message for the head
of legal at Planned Parenthood,
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- Linda... Right. Okay.
- Constantine. Yeah, I'll follow up.
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Also, Anita Hill's
office finally reached out.
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Good.
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They said check back with
them in, like, two weeks.
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Two weeks?
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Look, before you say anything...
I made some calls,
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and, um...
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Anita Hill's doing an in-depth
with Laura Peterson.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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It's NBN. The producers are playing
dirty, and I'm just not getting through.
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Yeah, well, that's not good
enough. This is your job, Chip.
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If NBN is trying to convince
people not to touch me,
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it is your job to
un-convince them.
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I get it, Alex. But I just...
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Is that gonna be a problem?
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- No.
- Great.
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- I will handle it.
- Thank you.
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Look, I... I wanted to ask
you...
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You didn't respond
to Doug's email.
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- I was cc'd on it.
- I know. Fucking Doug.
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Did you read the statement he drafted?
I thought it was pretty straightforward.
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- I mean...
- It's not happening.
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I am not putting out a
statement about Paul this week.
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I get it, Alex. It sucks, okay?
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But this is Paul Marks. It's
not some rando from Raya.
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We're closing the
deal next week, okay?
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Th... This is a story you have
to get ahead of. You know this.
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Chip, this is what they
do. This is what they do.
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No. I cannot be the story that
distracts from the actual news.
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All right? I will
deal with Doug.
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You just handle Linda
Constantine, okay?
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Yeah. Yeah. All
right, I'm on it.
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Thank you.
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God. What the fuck?
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NBN just
has better bagels than we do.
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They're not from work. I
picked them up on the way.
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That's so sweet.
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You thought I
was just standing there,
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all mic'ed up, shoving
cream cheese in my bag?
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That's what I do every day. I
get all my best snacks at work.
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I actually had to duck
out right after we wrapped.
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The world's on fire, and all Audra
can talk about is Alex and Paul.
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I mean, I agree.
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Alex is really crossing a line.
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Look, I want her to be happy,
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but I... I don't even
know what to say to her.
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You know, he was sniffing around us
too. I mean, God knows we need the money.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Well, maybe you'll
come work at UBA again,
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and you can get a
little office next to mine,
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and we can make out
in the supply closet.
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That sounds perfect.
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- Okay, I have to go to work.
- Okay.
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As much as I'd
like to eat bagels.
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Where is my robe?
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- I don't know how you function.
- I know. I gotta get a closet.
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- I don't know, something like that.
- What's this?
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Cory's mom gave me that.
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When were you with Cory's mom?
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Yesterday. It was a work thing.
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Honestly, it was very weird.
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Yeah.
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My boss has never
introduced me to her mom.
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Count your blessings.
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You were amazing this morning.
Highest-rated Tuesday in two months.
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I didn't love the
face full of paint,
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but it's not gonna stop
me from going on air.
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About that. Um,
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we need to talk to you about
your segments going forward, Chris.
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Now that I'm a walking,
talking political liability.
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We may need to pull
back on your SCOTUS coverage.
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Just for the next
couple of weeks.
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I'm sorry, you're doing what?
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Layla, I thought we said we
were gonna slow-walk this one.
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There's slow-walking, and
then there's sugarcoating.
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And it might be good to lay off
your socials until this dies down.
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So I say what the
majority of people are thinking,
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- and you're punishing me for it?
- No, no, no. We're not punishing you.
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We can't guarantee your
safety. Your physical safety.
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While you were on air today,
there were some additional threats.
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- Okay.
- Right.
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There's someone
we'd like you to meet.
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Preston?
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Hey, Preston.
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Preston's gonna
be looking after you.
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Pick you up, take you
door-to-door, anything else you need.
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Nice to meet you.
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You know I already
have a driver.
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Preston will be escorting
you from the lobby to your car,
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from the car into your home.
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Until all this blows over.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Am I interrupting?
- No, not at all. Come on in.
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Have a seat.
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I have an old friend
who works for Paul.
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Used to.
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She just got fired, but I don't
think it's because she fucked up.
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- Okay.
- She came to see me,
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and I think she was trying to tell
me something about his company.
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And I... I didn't...
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I shut her down.
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And now she won't return my calls.
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Wait, do you... do you think
she wants to be a whistleblower?
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I don't know. But I
need you to find out.
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Okay.
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And for obvious
reasons, I can't ask Alex.
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Yeah. Of course, of course.
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She might talk to you.
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You have a certain profile.
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You're not afraid to
take down powerful men.
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Look, Kate was my best friend.
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And when I saw her...
I don't know what's going on.
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- She seemed fragile and manic...
- Okay.
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- and desperate... - Yeah. I
hear you, Stella. I know. Okay.
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I hear your concerns.
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I'm just worried
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because the last time I pushed a
woman to talk about her trauma,
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she ended her life.
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Hannah Schoenfeld didn't
kill herself because of you.
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Well, I can't... I can't do that.
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Not again.
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What happened to
Hannah was terrible.
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Period.
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But in the end, you
did the right thing.
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You held those men accountable.
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Call Kate. Please.
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- Hey.
- Stella's on board.
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I'll chase the paperwork.
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- Good.
- Now all we need is a long-range rocket
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that goes where we tell it to.
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Well, if this test goes
well, we're on our way.
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How much shit is Alex taking?
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Hey, I came on board with you
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because I want to do something
bigger than myself, bigger than humanity.
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"The world is too fucking
small." That's what you said.
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You want to get
your bird wet? Fine.
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But when you lose
focus, the mission suffers.
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Well, I think my
focus is just fine.
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Good. I was beginning to worry.
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You've been smiling a lot.
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It unnerves me.
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You take care of your
end, I'll take care of mine.
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So, when I... I finally went
home, my wife had left.
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She had taken everything that was
hers, and the house was, blank.
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I don't even know how long she'd
been gone. It could have been weeks.
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I had to take a pretty
hard look at myself.
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The way I treated other people.
The cost... of what I was doing.
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There. Pause it there.
Right there. Sorry.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I was just thinking how great
it'll be for the grandchildren,
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having the moment that
they fell in love on tape.
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Cory, you're very funny, but
what the hell am I supposed to do?
243
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You... You wanna... You wanna
pull the... the reaction shot?
244
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Turn Alex into a robot?
245
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,831
Come on. Everybody's gonna
know we fucked with the edit.
246
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,834
Well, they'll
know someone fucked.
247
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,297
You know, Alex should
be here. She has final cut.
248
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Okay. Yeah, I'll talk to her.
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Just please remember
that you and me
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and every other warm-blooded Alex
Levy fan watching this interview knows
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that they end up
in bed together.
252
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You cut that casting couch dig
and the abandoned husband routine,
253
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and we have ratings gold.
254
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It's true, Chip. You know that.
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Asshole.
256
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Hello?
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Hey, is this Kate Danton?
258
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Who is this?
259
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:21,189
This is Bradley Jackson
from UBA Evening News.
260
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I'm wondering if you'd want
to talk about Paul Marks.
261
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Wrong number.
262
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Shit.
263
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So, how are things
going with Bradley?
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Is it #Ladley 2.0?
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They're good. Yeah.
266
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Yeah, but is it,
like, honeymoony,
267
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or did it feel like you were
picking up where you left off?
268
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Well... we left off by
breaking up, so it's definitely easier.
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I mean, the only problem is that
I'm out the door before she's awake,
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and then by the time I'm coming
home, she's heading out the door,
271
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- so...
- Yeah.
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Though apparently, she spent an entire
day with Cory Ellison and his mother.
273
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My God, I knew they had a thing.
274
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They didn't have a thing. There was
no thing. Bradley would have told me.
275
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Yeah, but you said
that he was into her.
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And he is oddly compelling
277
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in a kind of Patrick Bateman
in a vinyl raincoat kind of way.
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Laura. She is not going to tell
you if they've ever been together.
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She's just not.
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And, honestly, when was the
last time you spent an entire day
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with the mother of someone
you weren't sleeping with?
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You should read her emails.
283
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,388
Audra, come on. I'm not
going through her phone.
284
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And you won't have to.
Everything's online 'cause of the hack.
285
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It takes some serious digging,
but you can find it all on one website.
286
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I'm gonna send you a link.
287
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Okay, let's do a mic test.
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Okay. Last
segment, guys. Let's bring it in.
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We're good? Thank you.
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Do I have to ask, or do
you just wanna tell me?
291
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{\an8}Someone spray-painted Saint
Patrick's Cathedral with the words
292
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from my SCOTUS post
right on the front door.
293
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,590
These people.
Who defaces a church?
294
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:13,467
Well, you wanted
to send a message, so...
295
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,136
- Yanko.
- What?
296
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I didn't ask for this.
297
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Chris, you have
two million followers.
298
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What do you think they're all gonna do?
299
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Just sit back and clap politely
when you tell the Supreme Court
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- to abort itself? I'm just saying.
- Okay, nope. Nope.
301
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- I literally cannot with this today.
- I'm just saying. You know?
302
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,691
And what about all those
people who want to adopt?
303
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to
make it through that screening process?
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00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,738
- Yanko. Stop.
- Well, do you...
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Five, four, three...
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{\an8}And welcome back.
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And in just a few moments, I'm
gonna be talking to Hope Ballard,
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a former clerk to Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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{\an8}She's gonna give us an inside take
on how the court might be reacting
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{\an8}to this historic
leak. And Chris?
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And right now, I'll be chatting with
the winners of UBA's breakout hit,
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Wedding Cake Wars.
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{\an8}- Congratulations, Todd and Andrew.
- Thank you.
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What do you want her
to do? Apologize on air?
315
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,935
She's gonna have to start
reporting on Roe at some point.
316
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,686
What?
317
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,690
This massive story breaks,
and she makes it about her?
318
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,984
What did Chris think was gonna
happen when she made that post?
319
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,185
I don't think she was making it about
her. She said what a lot of us are feeling.
320
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,115
Go one.
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00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,412
{\an8}- What the... André. Mother...
- What's wrong?
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00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,165
Can you cover for
me? I'll be right back.
323
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,418
I'm sure everyone back
home is... is super proud of you.
324
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,839
We need to go to commercial so that I
can have some alone time with this cake.
325
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,840
We'll be right back.
326
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,439
What the fuck?
What the fucking fuck?
327
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,442
You're in New York?
On fucking YDA?
328
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,779
You can reach out to my agent
if you want me on your show.
329
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,364
Really? Really?
330
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,324
Or you could send a
gift basket to my hotel.
331
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:04,078
"Dear André. Thank you for all of
your hard work behind enemy lines."
332
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,205
That... That'd be nice.
333
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:07,665
You're fucking unbelievable.
334
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,084
You do not text.
You do not call.
335
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,586
You fucking disappeared.
336
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,045
I thought you were dead.
337
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,506
I was trying to keep
my ass out of a fucking gulag.
338
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,757
Getting pictures for you, Mia.
339
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,510
Don't you dare. Don't
you fucking dare.
340
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:23,390
- Well, it's the truth, isn't it?
- You wanted to go. You always wanna go.
341
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,475
You choose work
over everything else
342
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,728
because you are a
middle-aged adrenaline junkie
343
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,813
who would rather
bounce between wars...
344
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,983
than
commit to a zip code.
345
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:49,624
Alex Levy. Just
who I was looking for.
346
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:53,503
And you found me in my
office. Way to go, Columbo.
347
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,005
Good.
348
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,716
How are things?
349
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,427
If you're gonna tell me that I
should've kept it in my pants, then...
350
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,428
No, no, no.
351
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,014
I'm here to talk to you
about your hit show.
352
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:08,476
So, Chip and I, we just,
recut your interview with Paul
353
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,102
in light of the
recent revelations.
354
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,355
I want you to have a look at
it when you have a chance.
355
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:14,857
Yeah. Um, I don't need to
take a look. I'm bumping it.
356
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,734
Yeah, about that, we...
357
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:20,196
We've been running promos
all weekend, so it's really...
358
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,073
Yeah. Well, I'm pivoting.
359
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:24,992
We just booked the head of
legal at Planned Parenthood.
360
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,495
So... she
will be my guest this week.
361
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,040
We have a shareholder
vote on the deal,
362
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:34,836
and your little make-out
session with the prom king
363
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:38,297
is creating a massive
perception problem.
364
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,258
So, pulling the interview
365
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:44,470
that you insisted on and that
we have hyped relentlessly...
366
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,682
Sorry. No, we can't.
367
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,519
Cory, we are covering
368
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,439
the most important story for
American women in 50 years.
369
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,275
Believe me, I get it.
370
00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:59,777
My mother has instilled
in me the belief that,
371
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:02,947
what a woman chooses to do
with her body, that is her business.
372
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:07,244
Yeah. Which is exactly why gossip about
my private life should be off the table.
373
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,206
Come on, Cory.
374
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,794
Understood. Fine.
375
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,339
We will run the
interview next week.
376
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,677
And I will need to
take a look at that edit.
377
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,765
Alex,
you know, I don't have to do this.
378
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,978
I'm trying to play nice here.
379
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,563
Aw.
380
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:39,317
Well, listen, the deal
will be closing very soon,
381
00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:41,278
so you'll be answering
to new management.
382
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,369
You never cease
to surprise me, Alex.
383
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:56,167
You are on the verge of getting everything
you ever wanted out of this place.
384
00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,044
Power in your own right.
385
00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:02,841
And you choose instead to
be the girlfriend, the plus-one.
386
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,842
And that's not me talking.
387
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:08,429
That is, sadly, the,
patriarchal cesspool that we live in.
388
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:12,517
But now, I can promise you
every decision you make at UBA,
389
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:16,479
it'll be pulled apart and
scrutinized by the public.
390
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,150
Not to mention
everybody in this building.
391
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:26,907
Ain't love grand?
392
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,703
Don't forget to shut
the door on your way out.
393
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:41,672
Boop.
394
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,758
Asshole.
395
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,805
Mel said you ordered this. I
thought you didn't like this place.
396
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:51,723
I don't.
397
00:23:51,724 --> 00:23:53,683
Sorry. Somebody messed up.
398
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,560
This order says it's for Kate D.
399
00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:57,354
W... wait a second. Yeah.
400
00:23:57,855 --> 00:23:59,940
- Okay. Enjoy.
- Okay. Thanks.
401
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,632
Don't turn around.
402
00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:27,426
Kate?
403
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:29,845
I will talk on the
record, but only to you.
404
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,971
Okay. Can I... Can I
record this conversation?
405
00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:34,182
Tomorrow night, eight o'clock.
406
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,976
The Theater at City
Tech in Brooklyn.
407
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:37,686
Just you.
408
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:40,855
I'll tell you everything I
know about Hyperion.
409
00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:41,940
Okay.
410
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:16,349
Hey.
411
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,726
- Why are you up?
- Well, what are you doing up?
412
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:20,603
I've got an
engine test in a few hours.
413
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,396
Everything okay there?
414
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,857
I just wanted you to know
that I had to pull our interview
415
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,235
so I could focus on SCOTUS.
416
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,278
Okay.
417
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,906
- You don't think that dodges the issue?
- Yeah. Too late.
418
00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:34,618
That issue is
already everywhere.
419
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:40,122
Everybody's just fucking whispering
and gossiping, and it's just maddening.
420
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,458
It's so maddening.
421
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,754
I'm sorry.
422
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:49,216
I'm assuming none of that's
happening where you are?
423
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,510
No. No, it isn't.
424
00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:56,931
Look... if you're
having second thoughts about this...
425
00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,267
if you wanna
pump the brakes, we can...
426
00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:01,103
No, no, no, of course I don't.
427
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,358
I just, you know...
428
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:09,778
Yeah, I know. Me too.
429
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,115
Levy, you need to sleep.
430
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:17,396
Someone's gotta tell the people about all
the shitty things happening in the world.
431
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,329
I know. Trigger
laws wait for no one.
432
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,960
- I gotta go.
- Okay.
433
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,088
- Bye.
- Bye.
434
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:41,268
- So, how many people hate my guts today?
- Fifty-seven.
435
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:44,771
- That's it?
- Well, fan mail ain't what it used to be.
436
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,280
This one was nice at least.
437
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,325
She asked for a signed photo.
438
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:06,375
{\an8}"Dear Chris, you
inspire me to do my best.
439
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:10,380
This year I'm going to be the
anchor in the 4-by-100 relay.
440
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:14,009
Maybe someday... Team USA."
441
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:16,386
That's sweet.
442
00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:26,938
Planned Parenthood dropped
out? What the fuck, Chip?
443
00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:28,606
I know. I'm sorry. Linda apologized.
444
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,191
You were supposed
to take care of NBN.
445
00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:31,901
- I don't understand what's happening.
- I tried.
446
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:34,111
Everybody's going after
the same interview subjects.
447
00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:35,780
- I mean, it's brutal out there.
- Jesus, God.
448
00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:37,323
But look, I got some alts, okay?
449
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:38,783
What about Tara Spitz?
450
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:39,951
The rep from Missouri?
451
00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:41,702
- Yeah. State's got a trigger ban.
- No, no.
452
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,162
She's a... She's an opportunist,
453
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:45,915
and all she cares about is
airtime for her reelection campaign.
454
00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:46,999
Okay, there's James Scanlon,
455
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,709
- constitutional professor from Princeton.
- Okay.
456
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,837
Interesting idea about an
interview about women's bodies.
457
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:54,382
- Let's try to book a woman, please.
- Fine. Jess Bennett, okay?
458
00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:56,926
She's a cofounder of that
online magazine The Break.
459
00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:58,386
They just broke that huge story
460
00:27:58,387 --> 00:28:00,721
about Rebekah Mercer
backstabbing the CEO of Parler.
461
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,224
- I mean, it's... -
Come on, Chip.
462
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:06,603
This is about overturning
Roe, the legacy of the court.
463
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:09,188
The Break is glorified gossip.
464
00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:11,524
Respectfully, she's gonna have a take.
465
00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,818
She did a post during the
whole Merrick Garland fiasco
466
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,736
predicting that that could
lead to the end of Roe.
467
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,114
She was the
first one to call it.
468
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:20,992
Okay. All right,
that's interesting.
469
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:23,327
She can kind of read
the tea leaves on this stuff, okay?
470
00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:26,080
Plus, it won't be the same,
like, you know, center-left,
471
00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:28,416
institutional apologist bullshit
that everybody else is gonna run.
472
00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,001
God. I prepped for
Planned Parenthood.
473
00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:32,295
I know, I know. But look, we
got an hour until we shoot, okay?
474
00:28:32,296 --> 00:28:34,380
I've read a ton of
the stuff. I got you.
475
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:36,091
Wear an earpiece.
It's gonna be fine.
476
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:39,969
All right, fine. Fine.
477
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:43,182
- Just get me everything you have on her.
- All right. I'm on it.
478
00:28:44,183 --> 00:28:47,852
This week's Supreme Court
leak raised a number of issues.
479
00:28:47,853 --> 00:28:50,022
Among them, the
issue of minority rule.
480
00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:53,941
In theory, democracy
is one person, one vote.
481
00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:57,862
But in the case of the Supreme
Court, nine unelected individuals
482
00:28:57,863 --> 00:29:00,949
control deeply private
aspects of American life.
483
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,785
Jess, you wrote a
piece, back in 2016,
484
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:08,456
predicting that Roe would be overturned
way before anybody else saw this coming.
485
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,541
Well, I just looked at the
clues, and I did the math.
486
00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:15,630
And it would seem like this
ruling could also threaten other liberties,
487
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:18,049
such as gay
marriage, for example.
488
00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:20,301
Absolutely. This is
really just the beginning.
489
00:29:20,302 --> 00:29:21,719
And there is no doubt
490
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,098
that these nine unelected individuals
have disproportionate power.
491
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:29,310
Though, I would argue that when
we're talking about minority rule,
492
00:29:29,311 --> 00:29:33,231
the real problem that we're facing
is from billionaires and dark money.
493
00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:35,983
I mean, in terms
of social control,
494
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:38,611
these people have this
outsized influence in media
495
00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:40,863
that frankly scares the shit out of me.
496
00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:43,033
I think the fourth estate
is in serious trouble.
497
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:45,202
Ask about Bezos.
498
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,206
Is the fourth estate in trouble?
499
00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:52,917
I mean, Jeff Bezos bought
The Washington Post,
500
00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:54,961
and by all accounts,
he's stayed hands-off.
501
00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:56,170
Sure, for now.
502
00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:59,257
But Wall Street has made
these guys impossibly rich,
503
00:29:59,258 --> 00:30:01,384
and the bull market's
about to jump off a cliff.
504
00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:03,302
So, what happens
when the music stops?
505
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,848
Okay. Um, going back
to the Supreme Court...
506
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:08,683
- Right. Populated by judges...
- Um...
507
00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:11,811
who are selected by politicians
who are controlled by lobbyists
508
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,397
who are funded by billionaires.
509
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:14,982
It's a direct line.
510
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:18,317
You can't talk about these
things inside of a vacuum.
511
00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:20,903
And what happens
when the infrastructure
512
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:24,240
of public discourse is
owned by private enterprises?
513
00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:27,034
Take UBA for example. Paul Marks
hasn't even bought this place yet...
514
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:28,786
Jess, we're talking about Roe.
515
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:31,956
No, we're talking about unchecked power.
516
00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:36,460
I'm talking about how women
confront power in the era of minority rule.
517
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:39,672
I'm sorry. But if a reporter
hooks up with a billionaire
518
00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:42,133
who is buying her media company,
519
00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:44,011
people are going
to ask questions.
520
00:30:44,887 --> 00:30:49,725
Like, "Is she actually capable
of speaking truth to power?"
521
00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:05,532
You know that I'm
not the news this week.
522
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:10,078
Nor is UBA or Paul Marks.
523
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:17,752
We're here to talk about millions of women
who are losing control over their bodies.
524
00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:20,881
Sure. But you did
just prove my point.
525
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:26,512
The story is whatever you
decide it is. You and Paul Marks.
526
00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:36,271
To be frank, I did not want to
talk about my private life this week.
527
00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:40,191
I did not want to distract
from the actual news.
528
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:46,949
So, can we, before this news
cycle moves on to the next horror,
529
00:31:47,616 --> 00:31:50,661
just for five minutes,
focus on women's rights?
530
00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:53,705
Okay.
531
00:31:53,706 --> 00:31:55,373
What happened to
"I'll be in your ear"?
532
00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:58,417
You just stood there with your dick
in your hand like you didn't give a shit.
533
00:31:58,418 --> 00:31:59,877
It looks like you
handled it, okay?
534
00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:00,962
- So I...
- Handled it?
535
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:03,089
I'm not supposed to
handle it. That's not my job.
536
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:06,801
She obviously came here to fuck
with me and get more clicks for her blog.
537
00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:08,594
You didn't catch up on
that in the preinterview?
538
00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,264
I don't know. I think she
raised some issues that, frankly,
539
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,890
honestly, people are curious about.
540
00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:15,935
I find it a little hard to believe
you couldn't see that coming.
541
00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:19,772
- You're un-fucking-believable.
- Hey. D... Don't put this on me.
542
00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:21,774
- You set yourself up for this, okay?
- Okay.
543
00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:23,109
- I did? Okay.
- Yes.
544
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:25,945
You refused to put out a statement,
and you fucking pulled the interview.
545
00:32:25,946 --> 00:32:28,906
An interview that you
edited behind my back.
546
00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:31,868
Yeah, you wouldn't listen to anybody.
Send in Doug. I come in. Cory comes in.
547
00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:33,202
You refuse to
speak to any of us.
548
00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:35,246
- Right, the three wise men.
- Okay.
549
00:32:35,247 --> 00:32:37,498
- I'm sorry. My bad. Got it.
- God.
550
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:40,084
You know what? Two years I've
spent of my life building this show,
551
00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:42,712
and turns out all it takes is
one negligent producer to just...
552
00:32:42,713 --> 00:32:45,214
You would not have a
show if it wasn't for me, okay?
553
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:46,966
Alex Unfiltered was my idea.
554
00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:48,092
- Okay.
- I rebrand you.
555
00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:51,304
I do it over and over again.
You're fucking lucky that I do.
556
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:52,222
'Cause guess what.
557
00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:54,348
Anything good that comes
along, you just light a little fire
558
00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:56,100
- and explode it right away.
- I see. Sure, I do.
559
00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:57,935
Sleeping with the boss only
works until it doesn't, Alex.
560
00:32:57,936 --> 00:33:00,354
- Mitch was not my boss!
- Yeah, well, he was everybody else's.
561
00:33:00,355 --> 00:33:02,899
Okay. Said the
guy who I walked in on
562
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,901
- fucking my assistant in my very own home.
- God.
563
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:06,319
Well, great. You fixed that.
564
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,480
You don't have to deal with that anymore.
You fucked it up too. Congratulations.
565
00:33:14,745 --> 00:33:18,290
Okay, I...
I can't do this anymore.
566
00:33:22,211 --> 00:33:23,212
You're fired.
567
00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:29,510
Come...
Alex, come on. You w...
568
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:31,428
- Alex...
- Get out.
569
00:33:43,148 --> 00:33:46,652
Just so you know, um... You
know, I never had COVID.
570
00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:50,363
I came into your apartment, I
saw you crumpled up on the floor,
571
00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:53,366
and, um... I
did what I always do.
572
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,701
You know, I rescued you.
573
00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:01,792
I guess you don't
need that anymore.
574
00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:07,339
And neither do I. Yeah.
575
00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:24,565
You're gonna be late for
the fucking photo shoot.
576
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,567
- They can wait.
- Jesus, fuck.
577
00:34:27,568 --> 00:34:28,943
How much booze have you had?
578
00:34:28,944 --> 00:34:31,070
- Not enough.
- I heard it was bad.
579
00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:33,823
It was a fucking
disaster. - I mean...
580
00:34:33,824 --> 00:34:36,200
We're not gonna make the
launch. Not at this rate.
581
00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,828
I heard you lost it in
front of a lot of people.
582
00:34:38,829 --> 00:34:40,329
It was the fucking bleed.
583
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:41,914
We should've
caught it months ago,
584
00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:44,376
but we were all focused on
the hydrogen leak.
585
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,378
NASA's gonna pull out.
586
00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:50,089
If I fail at this, all anyone's
gonna talk about is my privilege.
587
00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:51,174
My fucking privilege.
588
00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:53,927
As if I'm from some trust
fund with some safety net.
589
00:34:55,846 --> 00:34:58,390
If I fuck this up,
then what's waiting?
590
00:34:59,308 --> 00:35:00,559
Come on.
591
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,569
There's a Duane
Reade five minutes from here.
592
00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:14,530
We're gonna need gum,
Gatorade, Red Bull and deodorant.
593
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:15,616
Let's go.
594
00:35:29,338 --> 00:35:31,465
Fuck it. Okay.
595
00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:36,336
- Thank you.
- Of course.
596
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:39,115
He walks among us.
597
00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:40,576
Cory. Sorry I'm late.
598
00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:42,744
Hi.
599
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:45,621
Hi.
600
00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:46,999
Thank you.
601
00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:32,377
Good.
Shoulder to shoulder.
602
00:37:33,212 --> 00:37:35,671
I didn't know there
was a pregame for this.
603
00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:38,716
You just need to loosen up,
or was there a lover's quarrel?
604
00:37:38,717 --> 00:37:41,260
How about, don't concern
yourself with my personal life.
605
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:43,061
Can you guys both face me?
606
00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:45,973
Hey, you wanna fuck
the talent, go right ahead.
607
00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:49,185
But rolling up here like this?
608
00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:53,147
- Don't fuck the deal.
- Or what? You'll leave?
609
00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:55,566
- Okay, guys, give me one sec.
- Yeah, why don't you take a couple?
610
00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:57,652
You know what, Cory?
You're a small man.
611
00:37:57,653 --> 00:37:59,111
I didn't really
notice it at first,
612
00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:01,989
but after the last few months of
staring at the top of your head,
613
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,616
I kinda can't unsee it now.
614
00:38:03,617 --> 00:38:04,993
Yeah, boy.
615
00:38:06,662 --> 00:38:09,288
The hooch makes him hateful.
Or maybe it's the air up there.
616
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:11,541
It must be a little
thin, 'cause hypoxia,
617
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,585
- it can mess with your brain function.
- Yeah.
618
00:38:17,339 --> 00:38:19,298
You think this is gonna
be easy, don't you?
619
00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,801
You green-light a couple shows,
you come to a couple premieres,
620
00:38:21,802 --> 00:38:23,970
and then you fuck back
off to your little desert lair.
621
00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:26,013
UBA is not a hobby.
622
00:38:26,014 --> 00:38:28,307
You're not making sourdough
starter in a mason jar.
623
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:30,226
It's bankers breathing
down your neck.
624
00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:34,564
It's ad boys pulling a hundred million in
Viagra ads from your NFL playoff game
625
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:36,524
because Pfizer just lost
the patent for hard-ons.
626
00:38:36,525 --> 00:38:40,612
And when the Wall Street
vultures start circling, and they will,
627
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:43,240
you will need my counsel.
628
00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:44,991
And, I don't know.
629
00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:47,244
With that attitude of yours,
I don't know where I'll be.
630
00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:49,453
And when it all goes south,
631
00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:51,081
I don't see Alex sticking by.
632
00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:53,374
That's interesting.
633
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:56,461
You... You talk a lot about Alex, but
she doesn't really ever mention you.
634
00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:16,398
What the fuck?
635
00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:30,329
Jesus.
636
00:39:52,809 --> 00:39:54,019
My God.
637
00:39:57,189 --> 00:39:58,356
Fucking hell.
638
00:41:08,343 --> 00:41:12,181
{\an8}At 12:53 p.m., the
outer perimeter is breached.
639
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:19,188
{\an8}Imagine, complete chaos within the
walls of this monument to democracy.
640
00:41:20,022 --> 00:41:23,942
{\an8}No one knows where
to go or what to do.
641
00:41:32,743 --> 00:41:34,452
You're back. That's a relief.
642
00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:36,662
Yeah. Well, we still have a
few months before the launch.
643
00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:37,997
We just need more cash.
644
00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:39,916
Gonna run some numbers. I
think I see a way out of this.
645
00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:41,710
There's something else.
646
00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:43,419
When we let Kate Danton go,
647
00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:46,047
she told everyone she
was headed to Palo Alto.
648
00:41:46,048 --> 00:41:48,174
- And?
- And she flew to New York instead.
649
00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:50,135
I called her today,
and she didn't answer.
650
00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:52,828
Do you think she
could be a problem?
651
00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:54,973
I don't know. Maybe.
652
00:42:13,408 --> 00:42:15,326
- Hey.
- Bradley, hey.
653
00:42:15,327 --> 00:42:19,122
Um, listen, I might be a little late
tonight because we have a thing at TMS.
654
00:42:19,831 --> 00:42:22,792
Actually, I'm at my place.
I'm not feeling so great.
655
00:42:22,793 --> 00:42:25,211
No.
Do you think it's COVID?
656
00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:27,755
No, I don't think
so. I tested negative.
657
00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:29,924
But I'm gonna sleep
here, just in case.
658
00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:33,094
O... Okay, well, let me
know if I can bring you anything.
659
00:42:33,095 --> 00:42:34,220
Yeah, I will.
660
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:37,099
Um, I just need some time.
661
00:42:38,141 --> 00:42:39,268
Okay.
662
00:42:40,811 --> 00:42:41,812
Laura?
663
00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:45,524
I love you. Y... You know
that, right?
664
00:42:48,861 --> 00:42:50,237
I love you too.
665
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:53,782
Okay. Feel better.
666
00:43:05,377 --> 00:43:07,461
- Hey, Yanko. How are you?
- Hey. What's up?
667
00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:08,755
Hey. You're here late.
668
00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,340
Yeah. Um, just taking a minute.
669
00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:13,634
My God. What happened?
Did you hurt yourself?
670
00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:19,849
I went for a run to clear my head,
and I managed to fuck up my leg.
671
00:43:20,976 --> 00:43:22,935
Yeah, I've never DNF'ed.
672
00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:24,770
DNF'ed?
673
00:43:24,771 --> 00:43:26,190
It means "did not finish."
674
00:43:27,191 --> 00:43:30,903
It's stupid, but it wasn't a... It
wasn't a race or anything that... Yeah.
675
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:33,739
You miss being out there?
676
00:43:34,656 --> 00:43:35,657
Yeah.
677
00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:39,994
But I do not belong
on that track anymore.
678
00:43:39,995 --> 00:43:42,496
No matter how much I
train, it's not coming back.
679
00:43:42,497 --> 00:43:43,707
Yeah.
680
00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:51,131
I dream of the final
lap, the final turn.
681
00:43:53,884 --> 00:43:55,511
Passing on the outside.
682
00:43:59,348 --> 00:44:02,768
I never get caught.
683
00:44:06,897 --> 00:44:09,106
Hey, look, about yesterday.
684
00:44:09,107 --> 00:44:12,860
What... What I said.
It's none of my business.
685
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:16,072
It's no... And I'm... I wanna
apologize. I was way out of line.
686
00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:17,991
Yes. You were.
687
00:44:19,785 --> 00:44:21,702
But there are a lot of things
we're never gonna agree on.
688
00:44:21,703 --> 00:44:24,623
I know. I know. But you're my
colleague, and I screwed up.
689
00:44:25,123 --> 00:44:28,168
You know? And you got so
much going on as it is, and...
690
00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:32,881
Did you really
try to adopt a kid?
691
00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:38,427
You know, you can always babysit
mine if you really wanna try it on.
692
00:44:38,428 --> 00:44:41,055
It might change your mind.
693
00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:48,271
Hey, we're all gonna get
together in a few minutes.
694
00:44:48,272 --> 00:44:49,481
You wanna come join?
695
00:44:49,982 --> 00:44:52,066
I didn't think that that was
something I should go to.
696
00:44:52,067 --> 00:44:53,526
Not at all. Come on.
We'd love to have you.
697
00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:55,237
You're part of the family.
698
00:44:58,073 --> 00:44:59,073
Yeah.
699
00:45:03,829 --> 00:45:04,997
Is this a bad time?
700
00:45:05,956 --> 00:45:08,125
Yeah, actually.
701
00:45:11,753 --> 00:45:15,132
I'm sorry.
702
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:16,966
For not calling.
703
00:45:16,967 --> 00:45:19,928
For going on YDA. I... I know
how much you hate them.
704
00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:21,763
You can go on YDA.
705
00:45:22,723 --> 00:45:25,267
You can go on Eagle News.
You don't owe me anything.
706
00:45:28,604 --> 00:45:30,147
I... I'm just glad you're safe.
707
00:45:32,649 --> 00:45:36,527
Even though I'm a middle-aged
adrenaline junkie who...
708
00:45:36,528 --> 00:45:38,780
- Can't commit to a zip code. Yeah.
- That was it.
709
00:45:39,489 --> 00:45:40,489
That was a good one.
710
00:45:42,826 --> 00:45:43,994
It was a good one.
711
00:45:47,998 --> 00:45:50,678
Do you know what I was thinking
when I was laid up in that hospital?
712
00:45:51,668 --> 00:45:52,503
No.
713
00:45:52,504 --> 00:45:55,339
I was thinking about how much
of a shit I was to you about Mitch.
714
00:45:57,049 --> 00:45:58,759
How maybe I deserved to get hit.
715
00:46:02,721 --> 00:46:04,723
And...
716
00:46:05,599 --> 00:46:08,227
I thought a lot about
being at your place with you.
717
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,232
Why are you here, André?
718
00:46:15,484 --> 00:46:16,485
I miss you.
719
00:46:19,488 --> 00:46:21,198
So, what, you wanna try again?
720
00:46:22,491 --> 00:46:23,492
Yeah, maybe.
721
00:46:26,161 --> 00:46:27,663
You're not changing for me.
722
00:46:29,248 --> 00:46:30,707
I'm not changing for you.
723
00:46:32,918 --> 00:46:34,044
This is who we are.
724
00:46:39,716 --> 00:46:42,009
I always do this. I always
give myself to people like you.
725
00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:43,386
Men who say the right things
726
00:46:43,387 --> 00:46:46,265
and then, you know, they
pull away when you need them.
727
00:46:50,269 --> 00:46:52,855
I can't do it anymore.
728
00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:55,607
Mia.
729
00:46:57,401 --> 00:46:59,570
We can't do this here.
This is where I work.
730
00:47:00,904 --> 00:47:03,115
Then we'll go
somewhere else. Talk.
731
00:47:06,785 --> 00:47:08,245
No, I can't. I have a thing.
732
00:47:13,709 --> 00:47:14,710
Okay.
733
00:47:23,385 --> 00:47:24,553
Where you wanna go?
734
00:47:26,138 --> 00:47:27,222
It doesn't matter.
735
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,684
Just come with me.
736
00:47:49,828 --> 00:47:51,663
Fucking
hell. Thank God.
737
00:47:53,081 --> 00:47:54,082
Hi.
738
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:56,542
Hey there.
739
00:47:56,543 --> 00:47:58,503
You okay?
740
00:47:58,504 --> 00:48:01,340
Boy. Looks like you
had as good a week as I had.
741
00:48:01,924 --> 00:48:03,759
Something like that.
742
00:48:06,637 --> 00:48:07,637
Come here.
743
00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:10,598
Yeah. It was a total shit show.
744
00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:11,807
Shit.
745
00:48:11,808 --> 00:48:14,310
We'll be lucky if we make
the summer launch.
746
00:48:14,311 --> 00:48:17,605
Honestly. It's just
not looking good.
747
00:48:17,606 --> 00:48:19,566
God. I'm so sorry.
748
00:48:20,943 --> 00:48:23,069
Tell me about you.
749
00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:27,031
Well, my colleagues don't
think that I can do my job
750
00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:29,826
and be with you
at the same time.
751
00:48:30,452 --> 00:48:31,870
That's ridiculous.
752
00:48:32,454 --> 00:48:34,164
They've been absolutely awful.
753
00:48:38,001 --> 00:48:41,171
And I... fired Chip.
754
00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:46,300
Wow.
755
00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:48,636
I know.
756
00:48:48,637 --> 00:48:52,474
And I've just been sitting here
thinking, you know, maybe it's time.
757
00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:57,020
Maybe it's just time I
finally leave this place.
758
00:48:58,856 --> 00:49:01,483
I don't have anyone
over there anymore,
759
00:49:02,734 --> 00:49:04,527
and it just doesn't feel
like a home anymore.
760
00:49:04,528 --> 00:49:07,114
I don't know. I just don't
think it's worth saving.
761
00:49:09,283 --> 00:49:11,450
I'm sorry. This is not
what you wanted to hear.
762
00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:12,536
No, no, no.
763
00:49:13,787 --> 00:49:17,916
What if we went in
a different direction?
764
00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:20,294
What do you mean?
765
00:49:20,295 --> 00:49:22,962
Well, I've been thinking about
UBA as this long-term investment.
766
00:49:22,963 --> 00:49:26,090
Pays off in ten, 15,
20 years down the line.
767
00:49:26,091 --> 00:49:29,844
But... it doesn't
really make any sense anymore.
768
00:49:29,845 --> 00:49:31,929
You know, you're not happy.
769
00:49:31,930 --> 00:49:35,601
And I'm gonna need to start throwing
a ton of money at Hyperion very soon.
770
00:49:39,313 --> 00:49:40,522
What if we sell?
771
00:49:42,191 --> 00:49:44,150
Sell? UBA?
772
00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:45,693
Right after the
deal goes through.
773
00:49:45,694 --> 00:49:46,944
The whole thing.
774
00:49:46,945 --> 00:49:50,114
We... There's no more sports division.
775
00:49:50,115 --> 00:49:53,659
No more UBA+. You sell
off the scripted content.
776
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:57,456
You sell off the movie franchises,
the NFL contracts. All of it.
777
00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:01,835
Then we start over
from the ground up.
778
00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:07,298
We build something new on
our terms centered on news.
779
00:50:08,926 --> 00:50:10,511
Exactly the way we want.
780
00:50:12,471 --> 00:50:13,472
You're serious.
781
00:50:17,226 --> 00:50:20,229
You have been wanting
to run things for a long time.
782
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,316
Maybe you start right now.
783
00:50:39,498 --> 00:50:42,375
This needs to be
off-book. Nothing in writing.
784
00:50:42,376 --> 00:50:44,877
No paper trail before
the deal closes.
785
00:50:44,878 --> 00:50:48,589
We need to know the
actual value of UBA's assets.
786
00:50:48,590 --> 00:50:53,095
The content library,
the licenses, all of it.
787
00:50:55,681 --> 00:50:57,808
Well, it sounds like
you're planning a fire sale.
788
00:50:59,101 --> 00:51:01,061
You want to put the
old girl out to pasture?
789
00:51:02,563 --> 00:51:03,814
I'd be happy to help.
790
00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:14,156
- Donny.
- Hey, Chip.
791
00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:15,908
- How are you?
- Good to see you, guys.
792
00:51:15,909 --> 00:51:16,994
Hey.
793
00:51:17,661 --> 00:51:18,787
Yeah.
794
00:51:21,665 --> 00:51:22,708
Hey, guys.
795
00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:25,543
- Thanks for coming.
- Hey, Chip.
796
00:51:25,544 --> 00:51:28,671
How
you doing? You doing okay?
797
00:51:37,723 --> 00:51:39,348
- Hey.
- Hey.
798
00:51:39,349 --> 00:51:40,641
You okay?
799
00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:43,311
I don't know.
800
00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:47,065
Alex just fired me.
801
00:51:48,734 --> 00:51:50,193
What?
802
00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:51,361
Are you serious?
803
00:51:52,446 --> 00:51:53,655
It's a long story.
804
00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:56,283
Well...
what happened?
805
00:51:58,744 --> 00:52:00,120
Paul Marks happened.
806
00:52:01,288 --> 00:52:03,748
My God.
807
00:52:03,749 --> 00:52:04,916
All right.
808
00:52:04,917 --> 00:52:06,001
Um...
809
00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:11,173
Look, I... I might call you about
something that I need your help with.
810
00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:12,924
Yeah, sure.
811
00:52:12,925 --> 00:52:15,802
I mean, my schedule's
wide open, so...
812
00:52:17,554 --> 00:52:20,056
Okay, look, I'm sorry.
813
00:52:20,057 --> 00:52:21,141
Thanks.
814
00:52:21,642 --> 00:52:22,934
- Is Mia coming?
- I don't know.
815
00:52:22,935 --> 00:52:24,561
I checked her office,
but I guess not.
816
00:52:25,145 --> 00:52:26,146
There you go.
817
00:52:26,730 --> 00:52:27,731
Thanks, honey.
818
00:52:33,070 --> 00:52:37,532
Um, first, I just want to thank
everyone for taking the time
819
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:39,785
out of this crazy
week t-to come tonight.
820
00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:44,038
I think one of the hardest things
about this pandemic, for me,
821
00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:49,545
was not being able to honor the
anniversary all together in person.
822
00:52:50,212 --> 00:52:54,550
So I'm really
grateful that we could gather this year.
823
00:53:08,814 --> 00:53:09,815
To Hannah.
824
00:53:10,524 --> 00:53:11,733
To Hannah.
825
00:53:13,151 --> 00:53:14,319
To Hannah.
826
00:53:18,389 --> 00:53:20,389
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