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♪ Uh! ♪
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♪ Uh! ♪
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♪ Papa loves mambo ♪
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♪ Mama loves mambo ♪
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♪ Look at 'em sway with it
Gettin' so gay with it ♪
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♪ Shoutin' ole with it, wow! ♪
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If you were to grow up
in the best of all places...
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It would be our Little Italy.
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We had the perfect childhood.
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Well, maybe some would
say we weren't so perfect.
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Him, for instance.
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Yeah, definitely him.
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Ready, set, go!
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God, we were such
little shits, weren't we?
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Poor Mr. Ganucci.
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- ♪ He goes left ♪
- Let's go!
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♪ And she goes right ♪
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- Woo! Ha-ha!
- Let's go, Leo!
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- He's gonna get us!
- See you, Mr. Ganucci!
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I'm gonna feed you to the worms!
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To us, Little Italy
wasn't just a few city blocks.
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Hi, Mr. Patelli.
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- Hey, kids.
- Hey, Mario.
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It was our
entire world. We knew everyone.
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And everyone knew us.
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♪ Papa loves mambo ♪
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Nikki, even back then,
you had a reputation.
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- What?
- As being super competitive!
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- Excuse me!
- You always wanted to beat me.
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- Come on. Show me what you got.
- I did beat you.
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- When I let you.
- Seriously?
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- See? I won.
- Won what? A concussion?
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Nikki! Are you okay?
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I love that I can
beat you, stupido.
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Yeah, yeah.
I know you do, stupida.
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Come on.
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- Wanna race me now?
- Ha!
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- Hey!
- Hey! Hey!
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So, being Italian
is about three things,
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- tradition...
- Passion...
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- And pride.
- And we were raised on all of it.
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Leo, do you wanna dance with me?
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Not in a million years.
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After a week of great food
and festivities, tomorrow,
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for the first time ever,
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we're gonna announce the winner
of Little Italy's best pizza!
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- That's right!
- By our two celebrity judges...
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Us!
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So, venite tutti.
Come on down, everyone!
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Join in!
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And here it is,
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Little Italy's pride and joy...
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- Pizza Napoli.
- Slow down!
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Where our families
made the best pizza
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- in the world.
- Look out!
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It was always
full of love and chaos.
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But delicious chaos.
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Okay! I got one large pepperoni,
two regular slices...
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Our fathers were best friends.
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Sometimes.
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How we doin', Ma?
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See the good-looking
guy there, tasting the sauce?
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That's my pa, Salvatore Angioli,
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the maestro of marinara.
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And the guy spinning?
My pa, Vincenzo Campoli,
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- the don of dough.
- Really? "The don"?
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- That is such a stereotype.
- No, no. It's poetic.
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Hey, Vince! How do you get your
crust to be so thin and crispy?
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Well, Mikey,
that's a family secret.
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And the secret is,
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two teaspoons of nunya!
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"Nunya"? What's nunya?
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It's nunya business, Mikey!
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Hey, Mikey, what about my
mother's special sauce?
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- Huh?
- Mama Angi, what's your secret?
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Every time I make the sauce,
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I say three Hail Mary.
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- I love that woman.
- Ha-ha! See? From God above
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this sauce comes.
Mangiare, everybody! Mangiare!
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♪ And the kiss that I gave ♪
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- Stop it!
- ♪ Was the love that I saved ♪
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Stop! You have hungry customers
and pizza to make!
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♪ For a lifetime ♪
I got love to make.
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- Let these people wait a little.
- Yeah, save that for later.
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- All right?
- Not in front of the kids.
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How do you think
the kids got here?
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Well, I know that,
but they don't know that.
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My parents.
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Every day,
they danced to Al di là.
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And so did they.
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That's enough.
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Were you playing in a pigsty?
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- I won.
- I let her.
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- Did not.
- Did, too.
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- Go get clean.
- My daughter's a champion goalie!
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Yeah, and her father
won't stop bragging about it.
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Ah, shut up.
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- Nah, you shut up.
- Hey, Leo. Leo.
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Go see Nonno
make the dough. Leo!
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- I got a call from Mr. Ganucci.
- It was Nikki.
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- Why did he say that?
- Leo, wash your hands.
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Okay, Nonno.
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Don't skimp on the cheese.
Don't skimp!
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Take a shot at it.
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Gently. Gentle.
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The thing is
you gotta treat it like
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it's a beautiful lady.
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My grandfather,
my nonno, he's all charm.
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Someday, you're gonna
thank me for that.
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Too bad he didn't pass it along.
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Nicoletta, squeeze the love
out of every tomato
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like it was the last...
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No! Too... too... too hard.
Too hard.
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You can't force love.
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Never squeeze the love
out of a man's heart.
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If he don't give it freely,
you don't want it.
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Nonna knows.
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♪ Al di là ♪
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What does "al di là" mean?
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Beyond everything...
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there's you.
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God, I was so moony over you!
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What was wrong with me?
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What can I say?
I'm irresistible.
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♪ The love that I saved
For a lifetime ♪
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- I won!
- I won.
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- Unbelievable. Come on.
- Thank you.
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Come on, pal.
I'll buy you a beer at Luigi's.
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Oh, no. No, Sal. Tomorrow.
The contest is tomorrow.
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What are you worried about?
My sauce, your crust,
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- we're unbeatable!
- Our husbands, huh?
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- Like an old married couple.
- Which one wears the pants?
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- We do.
- I heard that.
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I'm going to church
to light a candle for the boys.
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Thank you, Ma.
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- A winning candle.
- May I join you, signora?
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- Si.
- Grazie.
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Life was perfect.
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And our families
were inseparable.
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I mean, how could a bond
this strong ever be broken?
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I have no idea!
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But... that was then.
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And this is now.
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I went away.
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- Yeah, more like ran away.
- From you.
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- Hey, wait a minute!
- Okay, we'll get to that later.
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Actually, I went
to learn how to cook...
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like, four Michelin stars cook,
from the Chef Corrine.
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Picture Gordon Ramsay
but prettier.
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The only thing sharper than
your knives are your senses.
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Anything less than perfection
is what?
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- Failure, Chef.
- And scarier.
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Limp,
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like my last husband.
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Oil is a garnish.
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You've used so much, the US
Army will invade the plate.
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- You are a what?
- Moron sandwich.
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- No. I can't hear you.
- Moron sandwich!
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Pathetic.
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Nicole. Gareth.
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Collect your things
and see me in my office.
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The rest of you,
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class is dismissed.
I expect everything
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- to be spotless in the morning.
- Yes, Chef.
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This'll be quick.
I'll get right to the point.
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I think you're both
done here now.
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- No, I can do better, Chef. Please.
- No, Chef! Please.
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Oh, stop whining, you ninnies!
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I'm opening up
a new place in Mayfair.
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Something millennial-friendly.
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Trendy, fast and very expensive.
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Well, that's the perfect
complement to your brand, Chef.
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Fast, casual.
It's brilliant, chef.
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Enough with the ass-kissing!
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I know you both would kill
to work there, so...
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I'm planning on hiring...
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one of you.
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You'll each have two weeks
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in which to come up
with a completely new menu.
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Wow me,
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then you and your winning menu
will be the toast of Mayfair.
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Don't just stand there
looking gobsmacked.
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You won't be disappointed, Chef.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, Nicole.
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If you want the job,
you're going to have
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to have your visa
changed from student
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- to work at once.
- Yes, Chef.
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And that means you're going
to have to go back to Canada.
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- I have to go home?
- Oh, I know. I feel your pain,
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but it'll only be
for a week or two.
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Oh, don't forget
to pack your mukluks,
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or whatnot.
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Probably the last place
I wanted to go back to was...
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Little Italy.
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Our Little Italy.
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- Hey, Carlo.
- Hey! Ciao, ciao!
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All right. You ready?
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In the net! There it is.
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All right, guys. I gotta take off.
I'll see you next week.
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Where nothing changes.
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- Hey, Bruno. What's up, man?
- Hey, Leo! Come on by.
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- Looks good this year.
- And yet, everything is different.
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You see, our fathers,
they had a fight.
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A fight?
It was more like a war.
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- Yeah, a pizza war.
- My dad moved his shop...
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all the way next door.
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And since then, our families haven't
exactly been on speaking terms.
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Technically.
They still swear at each other
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- with occasional hand gestures.
- Hey, Leo.
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Hey there. You know, we deliver.
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I bet he does.
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Disgrazia!
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Again?
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Hey!
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Seriously?
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And it all started the day that
they won the best pizza contest.
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And why they fought,
they've never said.
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Pop swears
he'll take it to the grave.
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Mine, too.
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey.
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Leo.
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Hey, how come the only thing
my son's good at is being late?
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Miss Rossini asked me to help
her move some furniture.
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The bed? Or the couch?
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Or perhaps the kitchen table?
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Jogi!
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That is not our trash.
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You take that trash and you
throw it in the dumpster of...
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He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named!
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- You got it, Boss!
- Guy over there wants
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a pizza Margherita
with no sauce.
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No sauce? Why?
What's wrong with my sauce?
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Nothing. That's what he wants.
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Hey, you! Yeah, you!
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Four eyes! Why don't you
take your one good eye
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and go next door, look for
the naked pizza over there?
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Go to that bottega,
see what he gives you!
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His sauce is no good anyway,
you pervert!
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You want naked pizza?
Get out of here!
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Go on! Get out of here!
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Che fai? We're going broke and
you're yelling at the customers?
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You gotta get
with the times, Pa.
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I mean, people today,
they want some variety,
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health-conscious toppings
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or paper-thin, you know,
square slices.
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There's just so much
that we could do!
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Are you hearing this?
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00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:46,420
Your grandson, he wants to make
square pizza for hippies.
250
00:11:46,549 --> 00:11:48,484
Hippies are back? I liked them.
251
00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:51,590
Those girls? They burn bras.
252
00:11:52,357 --> 00:11:54,657
No, not hippies.
Hipsters, Nonno.
253
00:11:54,659 --> 00:11:57,360
Millennials. And you know
what else wouldn't hurt?
254
00:11:57,362 --> 00:12:00,062
If we got online and like,
did an app or something.
255
00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:03,166
I mean, we gotta get business
flowing in here again like,
256
00:12:03,168 --> 00:12:05,000
you know, back in the good old
days when you and Sal...
257
00:12:05,002 --> 00:12:07,105
Hey! My vangina!
258
00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:09,706
- You said his name!
- Angina.
259
00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,945
And your heart is on this side.
260
00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:14,377
Nobody tells me
where my heart is.
261
00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,646
Excuse me.
Will my pizza be long?
262
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,650
No. No. Your pizza
will be round,
263
00:12:19,652 --> 00:12:21,986
covered with sauce
and cheese on it.
264
00:12:21,988 --> 00:12:24,722
Welcome to Vince's!
265
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,323
Come for the pizza,
266
00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:28,257
stay for the abuse.
267
00:12:28,259 --> 00:12:30,693
- I'm taking a walk.
- I'll join you.
268
00:12:30,695 --> 00:12:33,197
- I'm going to Sal's.
- Hey, hey! Leo, Leo!
269
00:12:33,199 --> 00:12:35,467
You gotta stay late tonight
'cause the place needs a cleanup.
270
00:12:35,469 --> 00:12:37,267
No, I can't, Pa.
271
00:12:37,269 --> 00:12:39,069
I gotta work
my shift at Luigi's.
272
00:12:39,071 --> 00:12:40,537
You ought to be working here,
273
00:12:40,539 --> 00:12:43,074
not tending bar over in that
dive for that Luigi character.
274
00:12:43,076 --> 00:12:44,244
He's no Neapolitan.
275
00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:46,644
Let's face it, Pa.
You can't pay me enough,
276
00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:49,046
and this way, I get free rent.
It's a win-win.
277
00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:51,616
Honey, you can come back home
any time you like.
278
00:12:51,618 --> 00:12:53,651
You just make sure
that those puttanellis
279
00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:55,413
don't climb through the window.
You know why?
280
00:12:55,589 --> 00:12:57,525
'Cause God
made you too gorgeous.
281
00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:00,358
I love you. I'll see you, Pa.
282
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,594
- Where's that mouth been?
- Meh.
283
00:13:02,596 --> 00:13:04,195
That's your son.
284
00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:06,134
- My vangina.
- Agh!
285
00:13:07,769 --> 00:13:10,536
I don't know, Jogi. You
really think you're ready for this?
286
00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:13,104
Oh, yes, sir!
I am ready, Mr. Leo.
287
00:13:13,106 --> 00:13:17,542
I would give my left testicle
to deliver pizza Leo-style.
288
00:13:17,544 --> 00:13:18,743
All right.
I gotta warn you, though.
289
00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:20,448
The ladies at this address...
290
00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:23,249
- they're wild.
- Oh!
291
00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:25,585
Okay? So just promise me
you'll be careful, yeah?
292
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,186
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- All right, here. Take it.
293
00:13:27,188 --> 00:13:28,622
Thank you, Mr. Leo!
294
00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:31,224
- Shh. Shh.
- Knock yourself out, yeah?
295
00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:34,097
Oh, I will be knocking.
296
00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:37,464
Hard! Heh-heh.
297
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:38,634
Jogi!
298
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:43,135
Next time I see you on Sal's territory,
299
00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:45,305
I'll squash you like
a malaria mosquito in Mumbai.
300
00:13:46,507 --> 00:13:48,676
They say Karma is a real bitch.
301
00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,610
Are the two of you related? Hmm?
302
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:53,481
- Jessie, are you out?
- Coming, Boss!
303
00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:55,450
Just taking out the trash.
304
00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:57,217
Don't forget the trash
that comes out
305
00:13:57,219 --> 00:13:58,819
- of that mouth of yours!
- Hey! Get out!
306
00:13:59,656 --> 00:14:01,157
Take out the trash.
307
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:04,694
Oof. Jessie, why does today's
sauce smell like cat puke?
308
00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:07,595
Curry powder.
309
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,697
Jogi! Son of a bitch.
310
00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:12,333
That monster
messed with my mother's sauce.
311
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:13,868
- We will get them, Boss.
- Okay.
312
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:15,603
- What?
- All right.
313
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,773
- Huh?
- You don't seem too upset,
314
00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,775
which must mean
you have worse planned.
315
00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:23,181
Honey, let's just say tomorrow
is gonna be a high holiday.
316
00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:25,179
Here's a fresh batch.
317
00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:26,682
- Mama!
- Dio mio!
318
00:14:26,684 --> 00:14:30,218
This is heavy.
319
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,654
Your voice is no gift.
320
00:14:32,656 --> 00:14:34,389
You work too hard.
321
00:14:34,391 --> 00:14:37,160
Oh, but what, you think
the sauce make itself?
322
00:14:37,162 --> 00:14:38,895
Come on. Come with me.
I want you to rest.
323
00:14:38,897 --> 00:14:42,531
No. I'll rest when I'm dead.
Oh! Speaking of dead,
324
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,700
this is our dinner crowd!
325
00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:47,402
It's been a slow day, Ma.
326
00:14:47,404 --> 00:14:49,738
My bowels are slow.
This is dead.
327
00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:52,407
I'm going to church
for some excitement.
328
00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:54,743
Okay. Listen. While you're
there, why don't you pray
329
00:14:54,745 --> 00:14:56,746
that the place next door
goes up in smoke?
330
00:14:56,748 --> 00:14:58,381
Coglione!
331
00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:01,188
Your evil will end!
332
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:03,456
Sal's Pizza. It's better.
333
00:15:04,756 --> 00:15:05,756
What?
334
00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:07,861
You're kiddin' me! Oh, my God!
335
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,859
- What?
- Oh. Shh!
336
00:15:09,861 --> 00:15:11,328
- What? What?
- Shh! Shh!
337
00:15:13,198 --> 00:15:14,598
Oh! Okay! It's Nikki!
338
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,269
- What, Nikki? Nikki! Nik...
- No, she hung up!
339
00:15:19,804 --> 00:15:22,205
- Nikki is coming home tomorrow.
- Hey!
340
00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:23,642
Nikki's comin' home!
341
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:25,844
Oh! Now, you listen to me.
342
00:15:25,846 --> 00:15:27,745
- What?
- My baby girl is comin' home
343
00:15:27,747 --> 00:15:29,246
for the first time
in five years.
344
00:15:29,248 --> 00:15:31,550
If you ruin it
with your farkakte feud...
345
00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:32,917
Oh, there it is! There it is.
346
00:15:32,919 --> 00:15:35,452
- What?
- What, my "farkakte feud"!
347
00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:37,621
- It's my fault she left.
- I'm not saying it's your f...
348
00:15:37,623 --> 00:15:39,724
- You just said it's my fault!
- I did not say it's your fault!
349
00:15:39,726 --> 00:15:41,692
- You...
- I don't wanna hear it!
350
00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:48,237
Get it while it's hot!
351
00:15:48,936 --> 00:15:51,470
Get it while it's hot!
352
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:52,904
- Yoo-hoo!
- Oh!
353
00:15:52,906 --> 00:15:56,478
Ladies, please! One at a time!
354
00:16:04,886 --> 00:16:07,653
- Nikki? Oh, my God!
- Gina!
355
00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:09,621
- Oh, my God, it's you! Oh!
- Hi!
356
00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,757
Oh, my God! My girl's back!
357
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:15,495
Look at you!
358
00:16:15,497 --> 00:16:16,896
You're all gorgeous!
359
00:16:16,898 --> 00:16:18,500
Okay. Where's the rest
of your luggage?
360
00:16:20,436 --> 00:16:23,270
Oh, my God. You're not staying.
Your family's gonna disown you.
361
00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:25,505
They haven't seen you
in like, five years!
362
00:16:25,507 --> 00:16:26,939
I know. I haven't told them yet.
363
00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:29,009
They think
I'm arriving tomorrow.
364
00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:31,245
I just, I need a drink
before I have that conversation.
365
00:16:31,247 --> 00:16:32,612
You need about 20.
366
00:16:32,614 --> 00:16:34,314
Listen, Joe's got the kids,
367
00:16:34,316 --> 00:16:36,220
we've got the whole night.
368
00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:39,487
- Luigi's? Really?
- Like the good old days!
369
00:16:42,491 --> 00:16:44,791
Oh! Look at what the cat
dragged in.
370
00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:49,696
- Oh!
- Wait 'til Luigi sees you.
371
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:52,834
Oh, this bambolina made
me an offer I couldn't refuse,
372
00:16:52,836 --> 00:16:54,935
- so what's Luigi do?
- Hey, Luigi!
373
00:16:54,937 --> 00:16:57,537
Luigi takes care of business.
Ciao, bella!
374
00:16:57,539 --> 00:16:58,805
Oh... Ay, ay, ay,
375
00:16:58,807 --> 00:17:01,377
Nicoletta!
376
00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:02,846
Oh, my God!
377
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,713
You look so, uh...
378
00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:08,284
- Different?
- I was gonna say hot.
379
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:09,654
Ay!
380
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,989
Hey! Bentornato!
381
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,228
In honor of your return.
382
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,898
- Salut!
- Saluti!
383
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,664
Okay. Give me gossip.
384
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,370
Royal frickin' dirt.
British Vogue.
385
00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:27,703
- What do you wanna know?
- You were seeing
386
00:17:27,705 --> 00:17:29,439
an investment banker. So?
387
00:17:29,441 --> 00:17:31,540
He had a...
388
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:34,544
sizeable portfolio,
but not a clue how to manage it.
389
00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:36,712
Hmm. I would've shown him
how to invest.
390
00:17:36,714 --> 00:17:39,949
I bet Englishmen can get you to do the
filthiest stuff with that accent.
391
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,817
You'd be surprised
392
00:17:41,819 --> 00:17:43,489
how quickly
that novelty wears off.
393
00:17:44,423 --> 00:17:46,559
I hear they're big on oral.
394
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,294
Oh... yeah.
395
00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,661
All talk and nothing else.
396
00:17:50,663 --> 00:17:52,863
Mm! That's just
like Italian men.
397
00:17:54,701 --> 00:17:55,701
Speaking of which...
398
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,573
One, two. Just like that.
399
00:18:02,575 --> 00:18:04,107
- Then you'll hit it.
- Oh, my God.
400
00:18:04,109 --> 00:18:06,743
- What is he doing here?
- He works here.
401
00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:07,745
You didn't know that?
402
00:18:17,424 --> 00:18:18,723
♪ She's been here ♪
403
00:18:18,725 --> 00:18:21,760
♪ For the weekend ♪
404
00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:24,628
♪ And I haven't
Changed the sheets yet ♪
405
00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:25,666
♪ Sheets yet ♪
406
00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:28,769
♪ She says she don't
Even miss you ♪
407
00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:31,670
- You planned this.
- Of course I did!
408
00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:33,605
Remind me to kill you later.
409
00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:36,541
- Here he comes.
- Oh!
410
00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:38,080
- Gina.
- Yo, Leo.
411
00:18:39,581 --> 00:18:41,449
- How you doing, Teresa?
- Pretty good.
412
00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:46,422
So, you guys gonna introduce
me to your friend here?
413
00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:49,922
You from these parts?
414
00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:51,791
Do I look like I'm
from these parts?
415
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,463
No, actually. You look sober.
416
00:18:55,597 --> 00:18:56,597
Can I get you a drink?
417
00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:59,101
You can get me one. Or six.
418
00:19:00,436 --> 00:19:01,476
They still do battle here?
419
00:19:02,804 --> 00:19:04,474
Uh, yeah. Every Monday night.
420
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:07,107
Best show in town, huh?
421
00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:09,475
- I see your dad's ahead.
- Of course.
422
00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:11,914
♪ Don't tell nobody
About me and you ♪
423
00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:13,782
Here we go.
424
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:16,550
Stupida.
425
00:19:16,552 --> 00:19:18,118
♪ Don't tell nobody, no ♪
426
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,389
Saluti!
427
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,495
Playing it safe?
428
00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:29,666
I'm not playing anything.
429
00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:31,634
I forgot. You hate to lose.
430
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,502
So, tell me,
431
00:19:34,504 --> 00:19:35,939
you still living
with your parents?
432
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,939
Oh, no! He lives
upstairs with me.
433
00:19:38,941 --> 00:19:41,711
Paesano bachelor pad
style, right?
434
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:43,911
So, who's kicking your ass
at soccer these days?
435
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:46,180
- Ooh.
- Come on. Please.
436
00:19:46,182 --> 00:19:49,185
- I'm undefeated.
- Only because I left town.
437
00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:52,491
♪ Me and you ♪
438
00:19:54,525 --> 00:19:55,623
One second.
439
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,161
♪ Me and you ♪
440
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,065
Oh!
441
00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:03,401
Shall we take this outside?
442
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,737
Oh, come on!
You can't be serious.
443
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:10,072
I don't know.
He looks pretty serious to me.
444
00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:11,675
I don't know.
He looks pretty serious.
445
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,044
- I... I'm in heels.
- Do it!
446
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,579
- And it's raining!
- Nikki!
447
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,180
What's the matter?
You afraid you might get...
448
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,182
wet?
449
00:20:19,684 --> 00:20:21,884
I am. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
450
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:24,690
Did I just say that out loud?
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
451
00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:30,693
I mean...
452
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:32,564
it's gonna be embarrassing...
453
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,732
for you.
454
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,567
Andiamo!
455
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,504
To the field!
456
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,172
Nikki versus Leo, the rematch!
457
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,978
- It's gonna get messy, people!
- Woo!
458
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,812
Okay. Listen up.
459
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,082
Okay.
460
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,218
Nikki blocks a shot,
461
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,555
Leo does a shot! Hey!
462
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,853
Leo scores,
463
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,824
Nikki does a shot. Hey!
464
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,858
You do realize that I coach
465
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,928
the neighborhood
soccer team now?
466
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,764
- That's a shame for those kids.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
467
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,099
Come on, Nikki!
468
00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:13,204
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
469
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,874
How'd you stop that?
470
00:21:15,876 --> 00:21:17,776
- For you.
- Drink up!
471
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:20,048
Come on, pizza boy!
472
00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:22,918
Shit!
473
00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:25,117
- Whoa!
- Oh-ho-ho!
474
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,619
- Shot for Nikki!
- Joey Junior has diarrhea.
475
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,288
I have to go. I'm so sorry.
I gotta go. All right.
476
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:31,092
- Okay. Okay.
- Kids.
477
00:21:31,592 --> 00:21:32,892
Oh!
478
00:21:32,894 --> 00:21:35,561
- I wasn't ready!
- What kind of excuse is that?
479
00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:37,262
- You gotta be ready!
- Oh, come on!
480
00:21:37,264 --> 00:21:39,234
♪ Yeah, I've got you ♪
481
00:21:40,835 --> 00:21:42,769
♪ And you've got me ♪
482
00:21:42,771 --> 00:21:45,904
♪ No, I just can't explain it
So let me paraphrase it ♪
483
00:21:45,906 --> 00:21:48,975
♪ Oh, it's kind of complicated ♪
484
00:21:48,977 --> 00:21:51,013
♪ We're going in and out
But, baby ♪
485
00:21:51,246 --> 00:21:53,113
♪ Now we're all all right ♪
486
00:21:53,115 --> 00:21:55,148
♪ We have our ups and downs
But, baby ♪
487
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:57,818
- I scored!
- ♪ We're burning hot and cold ♪
488
00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:00,020
♪ There's no mistaking
All all right ♪
489
00:22:00,022 --> 00:22:02,889
♪ Oh, it's kind of complicated ♪
490
00:22:02,891 --> 00:22:06,093
♪ It's kind of complicated ♪
491
00:22:06,095 --> 00:22:08,127
Okay. Whoa.
492
00:22:08,129 --> 00:22:11,899
Come on. Okay. Come on, guys.
493
00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:13,702
Oh, come on!
Where is everybody going?
494
00:22:13,704 --> 00:22:15,803
I can't do this anymore. You
two settle it on your own, okay?
495
00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:17,638
Just you and me now.
496
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,040
All right. I'm calling
the top left.
497
00:22:21,945 --> 00:22:24,011
Ow!
498
00:22:26,949 --> 00:22:28,716
I win again!
499
00:22:28,718 --> 00:22:29,853
Yeah, I let you.
500
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:39,028
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
501
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:40,832
- You sure?
- Yeah.
502
00:22:55,412 --> 00:22:57,679
Okay.
503
00:23:07,692 --> 00:23:08,927
Oh...
504
00:23:19,904 --> 00:23:22,642
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Buongiorno, bella Nikki! Shh!
505
00:23:24,878 --> 00:23:26,045
You were amazing last night.
506
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,047
- Luigi?
- You're so talented, you know.
507
00:23:30,049 --> 00:23:32,283
Hashtag skills, huh?
508
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,186
No. No. No, no, no, no.
Good God, no!
509
00:23:35,188 --> 00:23:37,955
No, no, no, no. Come on.
510
00:23:37,957 --> 00:23:39,892
I just needed a clean pair
of junk trunks, huh?
511
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:54,976
Good morning.
512
00:23:57,178 --> 00:23:58,178
Hi.
513
00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,046
Hangover?
514
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,183
No, just jetlag.
515
00:24:05,419 --> 00:24:06,419
Yeah, me, too.
516
00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:13,927
So... we should
517
00:24:13,929 --> 00:24:15,096
probably talk about...
518
00:24:16,264 --> 00:24:18,734
- last night.
- Uh-huh.
519
00:24:19,401 --> 00:24:21,103
And what happened...
520
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,617
It was one for the books, Nikki.
521
00:24:25,906 --> 00:24:27,372
Oh, my God.
522
00:24:27,374 --> 00:24:29,094
Yeah, you were
saying that a lot last night.
523
00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:30,008
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God. No. No.
524
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:30,810
I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
525
00:24:30,812 --> 00:24:32,978
My dad is gonna kill me.
I mean, I...
526
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:35,015
Yeah, I think he's
gonna shoot me first.
527
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:37,287
I slept with Vince's son!
528
00:24:37,987 --> 00:24:40,153
I'm... I'm joining a convent.
529
00:24:40,155 --> 00:24:42,158
After last night,
they're not gonna let you in.
530
00:24:46,394 --> 00:24:48,432
Relax. Eh, relax, stupida.
531
00:24:49,499 --> 00:24:50,931
Nothing happened.
532
00:24:50,933 --> 00:24:53,100
- Nothing?
- Nah, you passed out.
533
00:24:53,102 --> 00:24:54,468
I gave you my room
534
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,937
to sleep it off
and I took the couch.
535
00:24:56,939 --> 00:24:58,539
Well, who took off my dress?
536
00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:00,174
Hey, listen.
537
00:25:00,176 --> 00:25:02,176
You had that on when I left you.
538
00:25:02,178 --> 00:25:03,912
What you did
with it after, that's
539
00:25:03,914 --> 00:25:05,148
none of my business.
540
00:25:12,222 --> 00:25:14,224
Uh, have you seen my...
my necklace?
541
00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:16,192
You left it.
542
00:25:18,194 --> 00:25:19,194
On my lap.
543
00:25:19,997 --> 00:25:21,065
What?
544
00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:23,202
I... I don't wanna know.
545
00:25:24,535 --> 00:25:25,737
Thank you.
546
00:25:33,578 --> 00:25:36,048
- What?
- You're very, uh...
547
00:25:39,184 --> 00:25:40,752
How'd you get to be so very?
548
00:25:41,051 --> 00:25:42,051
Kale.
549
00:25:42,954 --> 00:25:44,388
Ever heard of it, pizza boy?
550
00:25:45,056 --> 00:25:47,223
Kale, kale, kale, kale. I...
551
00:25:47,225 --> 00:25:50,460
- Where's your bathroom?
- Kale. Sounds vaguely familiar.
552
00:25:50,462 --> 00:25:52,895
Let me think.
Uh... it's a superfood.
553
00:25:52,897 --> 00:25:55,432
Part of the wild cabbage family.
554
00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:58,538
It's rich with antioxidants
and calcium.
555
00:26:09,915 --> 00:26:12,983
So, look. My folks
think I'm arriving today.
556
00:26:12,985 --> 00:26:15,156
So... if I see you later...
557
00:26:20,392 --> 00:26:21,392
I'll look surprised.
558
00:26:34,107 --> 00:26:35,110
Can you believe this?
559
00:26:36,977 --> 00:26:38,910
More dough, Carlo!
560
00:26:38,912 --> 00:26:41,582
It's about time we got some
life back in this place!
561
00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:45,086
- Like old times.
- Okay, ladies!
562
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,420
Go, Jogi, go. Jai ho, Slumdog!
563
00:26:49,422 --> 00:26:51,924
How I regret giving you
that DVD for Christmas!
564
00:26:51,926 --> 00:26:54,426
Sausage and peppers, two large.
565
00:26:54,428 --> 00:26:56,561
Hey, that was my nickname
in the army!
566
00:26:57,931 --> 00:26:59,267
Whoa, whoa.
567
00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:04,404
Hey, this place
is really hopping!
568
00:27:04,406 --> 00:27:07,506
- Yeah. No thanks to you.
- Ah, come on, Pa!
569
00:27:07,508 --> 00:27:09,475
It's a beautiful day.
Enjoy it, would you?
570
00:27:09,477 --> 00:27:11,477
Hey, Jogi, you got that order
ready for the police department?
571
00:27:11,479 --> 00:27:13,513
- Like every Sunday.
- Good man.
572
00:27:13,515 --> 00:27:16,986
Oh, Leo!
573
00:27:17,185 --> 00:27:19,686
Guys, I'll be right with you.
Here you go, folks.
574
00:27:19,688 --> 00:27:21,521
- Enjoy!
- Hey, hey!
575
00:27:21,523 --> 00:27:22,892
Hey, Amalia!
576
00:27:24,626 --> 00:27:26,393
- Hi.
- Hi, it looks like you've got
577
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:28,662
- a good crowd today.
- Nah, I guess we got lucky.
578
00:27:28,664 --> 00:27:30,163
Between you and me,
579
00:27:30,165 --> 00:27:32,034
our pizza today is delicious.
580
00:27:33,135 --> 00:27:34,701
Well, our side is so dead,
581
00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:37,638
Sal and I could have sex on the
table and no one would even notice.
582
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,340
But you know what?
None of that matters.
583
00:27:39,342 --> 00:27:41,475
- Why?
- My Nikki's comin' home today!
584
00:27:41,477 --> 00:27:43,177
- What? That is fabulous!
- I know! I know! I'm so happy!
585
00:27:43,179 --> 00:27:44,445
Oh!
586
00:27:44,447 --> 00:27:45,579
Keep your pants on, would you?
587
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:46,581
Come on, already!
588
00:27:48,518 --> 00:27:51,152
Now we just have to find her
a husband so she'll stay. Right?
589
00:27:51,154 --> 00:27:53,956
- Sure.
- Oh!
590
00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:55,660
- Honey, let's go!
- What? I'm comin'!
591
00:27:57,493 --> 00:27:59,460
If their mid-life crises
don't kill them...
592
00:27:59,462 --> 00:28:01,231
- We will.
- All right.
593
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:04,032
How's your father-in-law?
594
00:28:04,034 --> 00:28:06,400
He's horny as a teenager on
prom night. Your mother-in-law?
595
00:28:06,402 --> 00:28:08,139
Oh, prudish as a nun
during lent.
596
00:28:09,038 --> 00:28:10,340
- Hey!
- Hey!
597
00:28:24,756 --> 00:28:26,022
Hi.
598
00:28:26,024 --> 00:28:27,660
Nicoletta!
599
00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:31,059
La bella!
600
00:28:35,201 --> 00:28:37,000
Already dressed for my funeral!
601
00:28:37,002 --> 00:28:39,737
Nonna, you're not going
anywhere. Don't say that.
602
00:28:39,739 --> 00:28:42,306
My next address is a tombstone.
603
00:28:42,308 --> 00:28:45,108
- No.
- You still wear it.
604
00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:48,479
- Yeah.
- Oh, Saint Antonio...
605
00:28:48,481 --> 00:28:51,081
patron saint
of wayward children.
606
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,716
I knew he'd bring you home!
607
00:28:52,718 --> 00:28:55,654
Oh, bella, bella, bella!
608
00:28:56,555 --> 00:28:58,154
Salvatore!
609
00:28:58,156 --> 00:29:00,592
- Nicoletta nella casa!
- Honey! Honey, she's home!
610
00:29:00,594 --> 00:29:03,060
Oh, my beautiful girl!
611
00:29:03,062 --> 00:29:05,730
Oh, look! Look,
I hardly recognize you!
612
00:29:05,732 --> 00:29:07,664
Well, you would
if you learned to FaceTime.
613
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:10,201
Hey, is that what the boys
show their cazzo on?
614
00:29:10,203 --> 00:29:12,069
- Hi, Mama.
- Hug me!
615
00:29:12,071 --> 00:29:15,406
My baby. My baby!
Oh. You're so thin!
616
00:29:15,408 --> 00:29:17,275
- What happened to her ass?
- I don't know!
617
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:20,444
- No one trusts a skinny cook, baby!
- She'll get you another one.
618
00:29:20,446 --> 00:29:22,414
- Eat, baby. Eat!
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
619
00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:23,715
- Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm okay.
- Just a little bite.
620
00:29:23,717 --> 00:29:25,483
- You just got home!
- A little bite! Little bite!
621
00:29:25,485 --> 00:29:26,751
You miss your father's pizza,
don't you?
622
00:29:26,753 --> 00:29:29,087
Get in there. Get in there.
There's my girl!
623
00:29:29,089 --> 00:29:30,658
So... How's it taste?
624
00:29:32,827 --> 00:29:35,193
- Just like home.
- Oh, that's it!
625
00:29:35,195 --> 00:29:37,495
- That's wonderful!
- Oh, come here.
626
00:29:37,497 --> 00:29:39,632
Oh, listen. I made a list
of all the single men
627
00:29:39,634 --> 00:29:42,167
still in the area, okay?
We'll go through it later.
628
00:29:42,169 --> 00:29:44,103
I am so sorry, Mario.
629
00:29:44,105 --> 00:29:45,770
My little girl,
she just came home!
630
00:29:45,772 --> 00:29:47,808
Congratulations, Sal.
Welcome home, Nikki.
631
00:29:47,810 --> 00:29:50,609
- Hi, Mr. Puzzo.
- Hey. Sal, you gotta fix
632
00:29:50,611 --> 00:29:52,111
- the electrical on this place.
- I know.
633
00:29:52,113 --> 00:29:54,282
- Vince told me to tell you.
- Vince?
634
00:29:55,317 --> 00:29:57,651
You spoke
to that gelatinous mass?
635
00:29:57,653 --> 00:29:59,122
Here we go.
636
00:30:00,856 --> 00:30:02,090
Take it.
637
00:30:02,558 --> 00:30:04,761
To go. Get out!
638
00:30:05,159 --> 00:30:07,129
- Are you serious, Sal?
- Out!
639
00:30:09,164 --> 00:30:10,634
Disgrazia!
640
00:30:11,834 --> 00:30:13,370
- Sal!
- What?
641
00:30:14,236 --> 00:30:15,602
He slept with the enemy.
642
00:30:15,604 --> 00:30:17,338
- Really?
- This is why their side
643
00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,342
is always crowded
and ours is empty!
644
00:30:23,812 --> 00:30:27,214
- Che fanno, una festa?
- It does sound like a party.
645
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,053
- Really?
- Party indeed.
646
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,658
- What did you do?
- Nothing!
647
00:30:36,427 --> 00:30:38,593
I didn't do nothing
as far as you know.
648
00:30:38,595 --> 00:30:40,628
♪ I like to move it, move it ♪
649
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,734
♪ I like to move it, move it ♪
650
00:30:44,735 --> 00:30:46,301
Don't just stand there!
651
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,339
I got pizza cookin'.
652
00:30:49,506 --> 00:30:51,340
Oh, fuck!
653
00:30:51,342 --> 00:30:52,610
Jogi, do something!
654
00:30:52,909 --> 00:30:54,512
I'm on it, Boss!
655
00:30:55,379 --> 00:30:58,316
- Get down from there, madam!
- Sir!
656
00:30:58,783 --> 00:31:02,518
Take me on your magic
carpet ride, Aladdin!
657
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,155
First, let me show you
my Indian rope trick.
658
00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:07,389
Oh, yeah, baby!
659
00:31:07,391 --> 00:31:10,360
Oh, madam, I must warn you,
660
00:31:10,362 --> 00:31:12,395
my rope is very knotty!
661
00:31:12,397 --> 00:31:14,164
Get it? Knotty!
662
00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:15,568
♪ We like to move it ♪
663
00:31:17,602 --> 00:31:21,537
Ooh, I want to make cookies
and cream babies with her!
664
00:31:21,539 --> 00:31:23,109
Jogi, what the hell
are you doing?
665
00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:25,642
Customer service, boss!
666
00:31:25,644 --> 00:31:27,580
♪ I like to move it, move it ♪
667
00:31:27,779 --> 00:31:31,782
- Pa?
- They call me the maniac from Mumbai!
668
00:31:31,784 --> 00:31:33,750
What'd you put
in the pizza today?
669
00:31:33,752 --> 00:31:36,555
Dude. Always the same, the best.
670
00:31:43,296 --> 00:31:44,695
That's not oregano.
671
00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:46,267
Huh?
672
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,633
Gah! My vangina!
673
00:31:49,635 --> 00:31:51,937
Do you think the cops
liked their weed pizza?
674
00:31:51,939 --> 00:31:53,904
Jogi, Jogi, Jogi!
675
00:31:53,906 --> 00:31:56,708
Jogi's hotter
than the pizza here, baby!
676
00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:59,477
We had no idea!
This was sabotage.
677
00:31:59,479 --> 00:32:01,412
- Sabotage!
- Yeah, right!
678
00:32:01,414 --> 00:32:03,814
- Spiking our pizzas with reefer.
- Bye-bye!
679
00:32:03,816 --> 00:32:06,218
It was you, Sal! I'll get you
for this, you strunz!
680
00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:09,254
Hey! Peddling ganja
from the Ganges?
681
00:32:09,256 --> 00:32:10,523
What will your mummy say?
682
00:32:10,525 --> 00:32:13,459
I would insult your mother,
683
00:32:13,461 --> 00:32:16,295
but cows are sacred in India!
684
00:32:16,297 --> 00:32:18,797
Hey, you'll never be the man
that your mother is!
685
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:21,299
Oh! Thou must go! Bye-bye!
686
00:32:21,301 --> 00:32:23,835
Look, Officer, this is all a
big mistake. This is all just...
687
00:32:23,837 --> 00:32:26,474
Hands against the wall.
Shut up and spread 'em.
688
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,507
I said spread 'em! You need
an invitation to the prom
689
00:32:29,509 --> 00:32:30,843
- to get cozy?
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
690
00:32:30,845 --> 00:32:32,478
Hey! Bring those down
to the station.
691
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,879
We're gonna eat them later.
692
00:32:33,881 --> 00:32:36,586
As evidence!
Eyes on the wall, captain.
693
00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:40,319
Oh, my God. That is...
694
00:32:40,321 --> 00:32:41,822
You're carting guns, mister.
695
00:32:41,824 --> 00:32:44,557
You didn't declare
that you had two amazing
696
00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:46,660
man guns.
You hiding anything else?
697
00:32:46,662 --> 00:32:47,893
- Listen...
- Oh, what have you got here?
698
00:32:47,895 --> 00:32:50,297
A six-pack? Oh, no.
I'm sorry, that's eight.
699
00:32:50,299 --> 00:32:52,633
- I'm gonna go south now, okay?
- Hey, now...
700
00:32:52,635 --> 00:32:54,034
- You packing heat here, mister?
- Hands off!
701
00:32:54,036 --> 00:32:55,935
My God. Were you breastfed?
702
00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:57,703
Is there anything
in your pockets
703
00:32:57,705 --> 00:33:00,741
that might be sharp or
hard or pokey in any way?
704
00:33:00,743 --> 00:33:02,644
- What?
- Eyes on the wall!
705
00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:04,979
I'm gonna just check
to see if you...
706
00:33:04,981 --> 00:33:07,315
Oh, my God... if you smell
like pot or anything.
707
00:33:07,317 --> 00:33:10,684
Hey, all right, listen. You're
clean, buddy. You're clean.
708
00:33:10,686 --> 00:33:12,654
Or are you dirty? I don't know.
709
00:33:12,656 --> 00:33:13,654
I don't know.
710
00:33:13,656 --> 00:33:15,792
But I've got my eyes on you.
711
00:33:18,427 --> 00:33:19,827
Let's go!
712
00:33:19,829 --> 00:33:24,465
Whoa! The issue of your loins
did this!
713
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,339
That's right, you heard her!
714
00:33:31,341 --> 00:33:33,945
- Ma!
- Welcome home, Nikki.
715
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,581
He deserved everything he got!
Again with hitting!
716
00:33:38,749 --> 00:33:41,083
Don't look at him, Nikki.
Okay, folks.
717
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:44,720
Who's got the munchies?
Right this way, please.
718
00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:47,424
All right, folks.
719
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,427
The show's over, okay?
720
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,855
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned
721
00:34:17,857 --> 00:34:20,393
in thought, in word and in deed.
722
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,893
A triple threat.
723
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:26,563
You tell me your sins,
724
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,833
- and I'll tell you mine.
- Our sins!
725
00:34:28,835 --> 00:34:31,371
We'll go to hell
for meeting like this.
726
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,872
Our sons, I think
they're onto us!
727
00:34:33,874 --> 00:34:35,977
I love you
when you get so passionate.
728
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:39,811
You watch it!
The church has eyes.
729
00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,912
- But not as beautiful as yours!
- No!
730
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:44,951
Now, give me a taste
of that special sauce.
731
00:34:45,952 --> 00:34:48,422
- Jesus!
- No! Father Toscani.
732
00:34:49,722 --> 00:34:50,821
Franca?
733
00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:52,823
Oh, Gesu! Perdonami!
734
00:34:52,825 --> 00:34:53,961
Perdonami!
735
00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:57,396
Forgive me, Father!
736
00:34:57,398 --> 00:34:59,000
Oh, we're so busted!
737
00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:05,774
Thank you.
738
00:35:22,724 --> 00:35:23,960
- Hi.
- Hi.
739
00:35:27,463 --> 00:35:28,965
- Nice bag.
- Hmm.
740
00:35:29,697 --> 00:35:30,833
Nice...
741
00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:32,932
ball.
742
00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:34,536
Oh.
743
00:35:38,441 --> 00:35:39,776
Ahem.
744
00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:44,610
Hey, Lisa.
745
00:35:44,612 --> 00:35:46,181
Hey, baby.
746
00:35:46,183 --> 00:35:48,252
Oh, Nikki.
747
00:35:52,522 --> 00:35:54,762
Aren't you gonna introduce me
to your little friend here?
748
00:35:55,158 --> 00:35:56,861
Yeah, of course.
749
00:35:57,828 --> 00:35:58,963
Lisa, meet Nikki,
750
00:35:59,895 --> 00:36:01,728
my... My best friend
751
00:36:01,730 --> 00:36:03,500
since, you know, we were like...
752
00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:05,836
Well, forever.
753
00:36:09,806 --> 00:36:11,840
Well, that's about
as much chitchat
754
00:36:11,842 --> 00:36:13,844
as I can handle for today.
I need a drink.
755
00:36:15,612 --> 00:36:17,715
Don't keep me waiting.
756
00:36:18,148 --> 00:36:21,583
Bad timing? I just...
I just came by to say sorry...
757
00:36:21,585 --> 00:36:23,117
- No, no.
- About my dad and the whole arrest thing.
758
00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:25,690
Come on. A misdemeanor
for pot possession?
759
00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:29,224
Please. My dad had your dad
investigated for tax evasion.
760
00:36:29,226 --> 00:36:30,693
And the year before that,
761
00:36:30,695 --> 00:36:32,864
your dad tried
to have Jogi deported, so...
762
00:36:34,499 --> 00:36:37,169
When did all of this go from
crazy to bat-shit insane?
763
00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:39,136
You know what?
764
00:36:39,138 --> 00:36:42,571
We've never apologized for
their stupidity before, so
765
00:36:42,573 --> 00:36:43,909
let's not start now, okay?
766
00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:47,814
- You're right. Thanks.
- Hey, Leo...
767
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,680
Uh...
768
00:36:50,214 --> 00:36:52,515
you know, I'd love to, uh,
769
00:36:52,517 --> 00:36:54,920
finish what we started
the other night, but...
770
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,755
Yeah, no, it's fine. I... I'm...
771
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,690
I'm around. You know,
772
00:36:59,692 --> 00:37:01,893
plenty of time to fool around.
I mean, you know what I mean,
773
00:37:01,895 --> 00:37:03,628
just hang out or something.
774
00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:06,597
- Yeah, right. Okay. Well...
- Hello?
775
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:09,770
- Final boarding call?
- It's not what you...
776
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:11,902
Hey, wait! Listen.
777
00:37:11,904 --> 00:37:12,904
Ahem.
778
00:37:14,907 --> 00:37:16,610
You wanna have dinner
tomorrow night?
779
00:37:16,976 --> 00:37:18,645
You wanna come here,
like around 8:00?
780
00:37:19,545 --> 00:37:20,710
I'll cook.
781
00:37:20,712 --> 00:37:22,948
Really? I mean yeah, sure.
782
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:24,752
Best friend's gotta eat, right?
783
00:37:25,553 --> 00:37:26,553
Cool.
784
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:28,720
Oh.
785
00:37:28,722 --> 00:37:30,622
- Okay.
- Oh. Sorry. Ahem.
786
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,896
- Bye!
- I'll see you!
787
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,667
Vince Campoli
from Vince's "The Best" Pizza
788
00:37:42,669 --> 00:37:45,240
hit a new low
by getting his customers high.
789
00:37:46,341 --> 00:37:48,241
All right! Andiamo! Okay.
790
00:37:48,243 --> 00:37:52,244
Remember, the first one
to stand up is the loser.
791
00:37:52,246 --> 00:37:54,146
All bets must be placed
792
00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:55,949
before the fight is entered.
793
00:37:55,951 --> 00:37:58,116
I got ten bucks on Sal!
He's an a-hole! Who's in?
794
00:37:58,118 --> 00:38:00,886
Hey, I'll take that bet!
795
00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:05,857
- Okay, they're coming!
- Everyone step back. Step back.
796
00:38:05,859 --> 00:38:06,859
Give them room.
797
00:38:09,664 --> 00:38:11,332
But this does not bode well
for the Campolis.
798
00:38:11,334 --> 00:38:13,837
- Buonasera, Luigi!
- Hey, hey!
799
00:38:14,269 --> 00:38:15,769
Ah...
800
00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,807
These are dark days.
801
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:20,608
Drugs, arrests.
802
00:38:20,610 --> 00:38:22,175
It's an infamia!
803
00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:24,945
You know, this used to be
a nice place to live.
804
00:38:24,947 --> 00:38:27,780
Now... the riffraff is here.
805
00:38:27,782 --> 00:38:29,316
No good.
806
00:38:29,318 --> 00:38:31,919
- How you doin' tonight, Vince?
- Not bad.
807
00:38:31,921 --> 00:38:35,656
Some imbecille tried to smoke
me out of business yesterday.
808
00:38:35,658 --> 00:38:37,058
You get charged for that?
809
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:39,293
A night in jail.
Frankly, I took a rest,
810
00:38:39,295 --> 00:38:41,763
because even with a $1,000 fine,
811
00:38:41,765 --> 00:38:43,199
record sales.
812
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,368
That's big talk for a jailbird.
813
00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:48,069
Must've got lucky in the shower.
814
00:38:49,373 --> 00:38:51,172
Come on, Vince!
You gonna take that?
815
00:38:51,174 --> 00:38:52,873
Sal...
816
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,775
what's it like
having Nikki home, huh?
817
00:38:54,777 --> 00:38:56,745
It's the best.
818
00:38:56,747 --> 00:38:58,747
My gioia mia is home! Salut!
819
00:38:58,749 --> 00:39:00,282
Salut.
820
00:39:00,284 --> 00:39:03,084
Luigi, isn't that true
that usually the daughter
821
00:39:03,086 --> 00:39:05,121
takes after the mother?
Thank God.
822
00:39:05,123 --> 00:39:07,256
And the son
takes after the father.
823
00:39:07,258 --> 00:39:10,026
So soon, Leo will not be able
to see his feet.
824
00:39:13,363 --> 00:39:16,164
My Nikki is the complete package.
She's beautiful,
825
00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:18,300
she cooks, and smart.
826
00:39:18,302 --> 00:39:20,936
She's got it up here
and knows how to use it.
827
00:39:20,938 --> 00:39:23,239
Unlike some children
that only know how to use
828
00:39:23,241 --> 00:39:25,408
what's down there.
829
00:39:25,410 --> 00:39:27,743
The small man wishes
he had half the action
830
00:39:27,745 --> 00:39:29,679
- that my Leo does.
- All right, Pa.
831
00:39:29,681 --> 00:39:30,946
Leave me out of this, would you?
832
00:39:30,948 --> 00:39:33,417
Viagra wanted to take
a sample of his blood!
833
00:39:34,886 --> 00:39:37,219
Luigi, does his asshole
834
00:39:37,221 --> 00:39:39,221
get jealous of the shit
coming out of his mouth?
835
00:39:39,223 --> 00:39:42,426
How is it possible
836
00:39:42,428 --> 00:39:45,127
that a mere beast
with no brains and no looks
837
00:39:45,129 --> 00:39:47,965
could actually
be the genetic father
838
00:39:47,967 --> 00:39:49,833
- of a complete package?
- Luigi...
839
00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:52,235
is this bewildered sloth
840
00:39:52,237 --> 00:39:53,970
questioning my fatherhood?
841
00:39:53,972 --> 00:39:56,941
Luigi, it's not his fatherhood
in question, but his manhood.
842
00:39:56,943 --> 00:39:58,809
Bastardo!
843
00:39:58,811 --> 00:40:01,311
- Disgrazia!
- On the house, it's a tie!
844
00:40:11,392 --> 00:40:13,058
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
845
00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:15,727
♪ I'm flying away ♪
846
00:40:17,732 --> 00:40:19,363
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
847
00:40:19,365 --> 00:40:22,167
You couldn't pick a place
where we stuck out less?
848
00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:24,169
We're the only ones
without a computer
849
00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:26,105
and the, how you say?
The fancy phone!
850
00:40:26,107 --> 00:40:30,942
Exactly. Now that
Father Toscani is onto us,
851
00:40:30,944 --> 00:40:33,080
the church is out.
852
00:40:33,815 --> 00:40:34,849
I feel terrible.
853
00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:38,217
Sneaking around,
854
00:40:38,219 --> 00:40:39,786
just waiting to be caught!
855
00:40:39,788 --> 00:40:41,855
Franca and Carlo?
856
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,324
- Two caramel lattes? Franca and...
- I've got 'em!
857
00:40:44,326 --> 00:40:45,795
Oh!
858
00:40:46,994 --> 00:40:48,360
Is this for you, sir?
Here you are.
859
00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:50,028
Love your hat, by the way.
860
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,168
You told them our names?
861
00:40:53,835 --> 00:40:55,201
What are we, spies?
862
00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:56,471
Relax!
863
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,374
Drink.
864
00:41:03,245 --> 00:41:06,046
- Baby Jesus. Hold me!
- Oh, mother of God!
865
00:41:06,048 --> 00:41:07,915
Oh, this is to die for!
866
00:41:07,917 --> 00:41:09,850
If I gotta go,
this is the way to do it!
867
00:41:09,852 --> 00:41:12,153
- Mm! Mm!
- Two more, please!
868
00:41:12,155 --> 00:41:14,087
No, no! You dirty boy!
869
00:41:14,089 --> 00:41:16,059
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
870
00:41:17,492 --> 00:41:18,492
Give me a kiss.
871
00:41:20,229 --> 00:41:22,463
- Oh, give me a kiss. Come on.
- Stop. Stop it!
872
00:41:22,465 --> 00:41:25,534
- Amore mio...
- Watch it, Valentino.
873
00:41:25,536 --> 00:41:27,235
- Why?
- There's an old Italian saying
874
00:41:27,237 --> 00:41:29,070
- I learned from my nonna.
- And what's that?
875
00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:31,505
If you want it,
you have to put a ring on it.
876
00:41:31,507 --> 00:41:34,111
What was your
grandmother's name? Beyonce?
877
00:41:34,978 --> 00:41:36,514
No. Bianca.
878
00:41:37,181 --> 00:41:38,181
Oh.
879
00:41:41,384 --> 00:41:43,851
Nikki! How many sausages
did you want?
880
00:41:43,853 --> 00:41:45,388
I'm just gonna have
the kale salad.
881
00:41:46,224 --> 00:41:47,959
That's gonna break
your father's heart.
882
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,229
Hi!
883
00:41:52,863 --> 00:41:54,062
Why are you so dressed up?
884
00:41:54,064 --> 00:41:55,344
We're in your parents' backyard.
885
00:41:55,532 --> 00:41:56,534
Good point.
886
00:41:58,236 --> 00:42:00,839
You know Joe's a plumber now?
Fully certified.
887
00:42:01,405 --> 00:42:03,074
It's Joe's Plumbing.
"Trust the best,
888
00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:05,110
"flush the rest." Huh?
889
00:42:05,943 --> 00:42:07,510
- It's catchy.
- I know!
890
00:42:07,512 --> 00:42:08,947
Such an entrepreneur.
891
00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:11,547
Here, why don't you
hold Joey Junior?
892
00:42:11,549 --> 00:42:13,549
- Oh, are you sure?
- Honey, I almost forgot
893
00:42:13,551 --> 00:42:15,886
- the nice cannolis.
- Ooh. Thank you, baby.
894
00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:18,322
- Mm-hmm.
- Oof. Here, take the gum.
895
00:42:18,324 --> 00:42:19,793
Leave the cannolis.
896
00:42:20,592 --> 00:42:22,261
Hi, Joey Junior!
897
00:42:23,362 --> 00:42:25,899
I can't believe you've had two
kids in the time I've been gone.
898
00:42:26,098 --> 00:42:28,101
Ugh, I know. It's like
my uterus threw a party.
899
00:42:30,002 --> 00:42:32,071
So... the stewardess.
900
00:42:33,172 --> 00:42:34,439
She looked like
she got off shift
901
00:42:34,441 --> 00:42:36,506
- at the perfume counter.
- Puttana.
902
00:42:36,508 --> 00:42:38,813
And her bag,
it was totally fake.
903
00:42:39,412 --> 00:42:41,882
But, uh... you're still
gonna go for dinner?
904
00:42:42,449 --> 00:42:43,550
He wants to cook.
905
00:42:45,052 --> 00:42:48,586
Besides, if I don't go, he's gonna think
he's had some sort of effect on me.
906
00:42:48,588 --> 00:42:50,120
And he hasn't.
907
00:42:50,122 --> 00:42:52,423
So I should go... to prove it.
908
00:42:53,492 --> 00:42:55,325
- Oh, it's okay!
- It's okay!
909
00:42:55,327 --> 00:42:57,294
- No, don't cry!
- I'm sorry.
910
00:42:57,296 --> 00:42:59,598
Come here. Come to Daddy.
Let the ladies talk.
911
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,933
Thank you. Thank you.
Please, continue.
912
00:43:01,935 --> 00:43:04,169
Look, it doesn't matter.
I am going back to London
913
00:43:04,171 --> 00:43:05,971
and when I am
the chef de cuisine
914
00:43:05,973 --> 00:43:08,339
at Mayfair's newest
and trendiest restaurant,
915
00:43:08,341 --> 00:43:10,211
Leo is not even gonna
be an afterthought.
916
00:43:12,145 --> 00:43:13,314
Wow.
917
00:43:13,948 --> 00:43:15,482
You're still in love with him.
918
00:43:16,484 --> 00:43:20,018
All those years of pent-up
sexual frustration.
919
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,588
No wonder you're so skinny.
920
00:43:21,590 --> 00:43:23,222
- You must diddle yourself like a fiend.
- Would you stop?
921
00:43:23,224 --> 00:43:26,194
Oh! Look who's here!
922
00:43:27,295 --> 00:43:29,262
Look, it's Anthony Bottiluco!
923
00:43:29,264 --> 00:43:31,130
You remember Anthony, right?
Look at him.
924
00:43:31,132 --> 00:43:32,564
Look at him, all grown up! Hi!
925
00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:34,133
Hi.
926
00:43:34,135 --> 00:43:36,135
Nikki. Long time.
927
00:43:36,137 --> 00:43:37,570
You look, uh, you look good.
928
00:43:37,572 --> 00:43:40,507
Oh, you're lookin'...
you know, the same.
929
00:43:40,509 --> 00:43:42,441
- Thanks.
- Are you still at the, uh...
930
00:43:42,443 --> 00:43:45,144
Oh, at the parlor? Yeah.
Yeah, Pops retired,
931
00:43:45,146 --> 00:43:48,151
so hey, I'm your guy if you need
any funeral arrangements.
932
00:43:48,685 --> 00:43:51,654
- Good to know.
- Hey, speaking of which, how's your Nonna doing?
933
00:43:53,522 --> 00:43:55,555
- Mom, where is Nonna?
- Oh, she's at church.
934
00:43:55,557 --> 00:43:57,658
That lady prays
more than the pope.
935
00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:00,060
- Here you go.
- Oh. Ah.
936
00:44:00,062 --> 00:44:01,995
Give me a minute
before he starts crying again.
937
00:44:01,997 --> 00:44:03,297
- Oh. Hey, Gina.
- Yeah, I'm gonna let you two
938
00:44:03,299 --> 00:44:05,265
- catch up.
- No. Oh, no. That's okay.
939
00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:07,368
Little Nikki, all grown up. Hey.
940
00:44:07,370 --> 00:44:10,208
- Hi.
- Took the shoes off, huh?
941
00:44:10,574 --> 00:44:12,309
Lettin' the toes breathe.
942
00:44:14,011 --> 00:44:16,648
Look at that big toe. Very nice.
943
00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:21,150
I have to pee.
944
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:22,617
Ah. Okay.
945
00:44:25,154 --> 00:44:27,557
- Maybe he's changed a lot. No!
- Oh, yeah.
946
00:44:30,326 --> 00:44:31,994
Oh, that's good.
947
00:44:34,131 --> 00:44:36,935
♪ Ooh ♪
948
00:44:38,102 --> 00:44:40,102
- ♪ Come on ♪
- This is really good.
949
00:44:40,104 --> 00:44:42,206
Those are just the appetizers.
950
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,707
Tonight's main course
951
00:44:44,709 --> 00:44:47,479
features my signature
ultra-thin crust pizza
952
00:44:48,345 --> 00:44:50,278
with mesquite mushrooms,
953
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,214
smoked gouda,
a little prosciutto,
954
00:44:52,216 --> 00:44:54,686
and then we top it off with
radicchio and fresh arugula.
955
00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:56,220
So good.
956
00:44:59,257 --> 00:45:00,960
Have you considered...
957
00:45:01,594 --> 00:45:03,063
Figs?
958
00:45:04,362 --> 00:45:05,362
May I?
959
00:45:06,297 --> 00:45:07,297
Have at it.
960
00:45:08,634 --> 00:45:11,103
To cut through the gouda
and balance the flavors.
961
00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:16,275
You got some
serious knife skills.
962
00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,509
♪ Summer days fall ♪
963
00:45:19,511 --> 00:45:22,549
My father would consider this
the highest form of treason.
964
00:45:23,282 --> 00:45:24,551
What's that, the pizza?
965
00:45:25,385 --> 00:45:26,520
Or us being together?
966
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:28,720
Both.
967
00:45:31,258 --> 00:45:32,258
It's pretty good.
968
00:45:33,292 --> 00:45:34,595
- Hot.
- Very.
969
00:45:35,796 --> 00:45:37,562
700 degrees. It should
only take about...
970
00:45:37,564 --> 00:45:39,133
About 90 seconds.
971
00:45:39,698 --> 00:45:40,698
Exactly.
972
00:45:42,602 --> 00:45:44,736
Why don't you do something
like this down at your pizzeria?
973
00:45:44,738 --> 00:45:46,641
I mean, you'd have
lines down the block.
974
00:45:47,408 --> 00:45:49,310
Uh, my father, he, you know...
975
00:45:50,143 --> 00:45:52,244
He believes that pizza
should be round
976
00:45:52,246 --> 00:45:53,415
with sauce and mozzarella.
977
00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:58,185
And, you know, I cook
what makes him happy.
978
00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:04,760
And what about you, Leo?
What makes you happy?
979
00:46:06,226 --> 00:46:08,196
♪ Summer days fall ♪
980
00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:09,830
Family.
981
00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:13,469
Family's the most important.
982
00:46:20,776 --> 00:46:23,142
♪ Summer days fall ♪
983
00:46:23,144 --> 00:46:25,479
- It's done.
- Mm-mm.
984
00:46:25,481 --> 00:46:27,379
Whoa, whoa. Not yet,
not yet. Hold on.
985
00:46:27,381 --> 00:46:30,450
I don't need your help.
Okay? Patience.
986
00:46:30,452 --> 00:46:32,519
No. I'm telling you, it's done.
987
00:46:32,521 --> 00:46:34,361
Just give it another moment,
would you? Please?
988
00:46:35,324 --> 00:46:36,491
For me?
989
00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:39,163
♪ Can't I just make you stay? ♪
990
00:46:41,663 --> 00:46:42,665
A little bit of love.
991
00:46:45,835 --> 00:46:47,371
Now it's done.
992
00:46:53,609 --> 00:46:55,344
Come on. Please.
993
00:46:57,181 --> 00:46:58,249
My fresh arugula.
994
00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:01,349
Listen to this.
995
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,222
The sound of perfection.
996
00:47:04,554 --> 00:47:06,822
You better believe it.
997
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:07,722
For you.
998
00:47:07,724 --> 00:47:08,860
Thank you.
999
00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:17,702
- Mm! It's delicious.
- The figs, they just...
1000
00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,434
They give it the perfect amount
of sweetness, you know?
1001
00:47:20,436 --> 00:47:21,506
For the smoky, spicy side.
1002
00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:23,441
Mm-hmm.
1003
00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:27,113
I love your pizza.
1004
00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:29,547
Our pizza.
1005
00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:46,429
Oh, dio!
1006
00:47:46,431 --> 00:47:48,565
You scared me to death!
1007
00:47:48,567 --> 00:47:51,203
What's going on?
What are you doing here?
1008
00:47:52,271 --> 00:47:53,836
Not in front of the Madonna!
1009
00:47:53,838 --> 00:47:56,240
- It's a bad omen!
- No. It's bad luck
1010
00:47:56,242 --> 00:47:57,544
to be superstitious.
1011
00:47:59,445 --> 00:48:01,347
Franca.
1012
00:48:05,418 --> 00:48:07,585
With the Virgin Mary
as my witness,
1013
00:48:07,587 --> 00:48:09,290
will you marry me?
1014
00:48:32,613 --> 00:48:33,648
Women.
1015
00:48:35,449 --> 00:48:37,016
Not you, of course, Maria.
1016
00:48:45,393 --> 00:48:48,460
Leo, this is amazing!
1017
00:48:48,462 --> 00:48:50,765
I grow all my fresh
ingredients up here.
1018
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,967
Basil, oregano,
1019
00:48:54,969 --> 00:48:58,274
some fennel. You name it.
And it's all organic.
1020
00:48:59,274 --> 00:49:01,376
Now, you're speaking
my language.
1021
00:49:01,609 --> 00:49:03,410
You know, one day,
I hope something like this
1022
00:49:03,412 --> 00:49:04,412
could be my legacy.
1023
00:49:05,513 --> 00:49:07,848
Like a pizza shop on the bottom,
1024
00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:09,482
organic garden on top.
1025
00:49:09,484 --> 00:49:11,387
I'll call it Pizza Organica.
1026
00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:15,022
I love it.
Have you leased a space?
1027
00:49:15,024 --> 00:49:17,457
No, but I got my eye on a spot.
1028
00:49:17,459 --> 00:49:18,661
Still saving up, though.
1029
00:49:20,361 --> 00:49:22,429
Maybe when my dad
retires, right?
1030
00:49:22,431 --> 00:49:24,901
Leo, why would you wait?
That could be in 20 years!
1031
00:49:26,435 --> 00:49:27,735
What do you want me to do?
1032
00:49:27,737 --> 00:49:28,737
Compete with him?
1033
00:49:32,007 --> 00:49:33,708
Mm.
1034
00:49:33,710 --> 00:49:35,576
How is it that I'm the one
in culinary school, and yet
1035
00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:37,344
you're the one coming up
with the dishes?
1036
00:49:40,516 --> 00:49:42,986
I love this festival.
Didn't you miss it?
1037
00:49:43,853 --> 00:49:45,890
Our parents' hate-iversary.
1038
00:49:46,823 --> 00:49:48,990
I don't understand
how you start a fight
1039
00:49:48,992 --> 00:49:51,426
after winning
a contest together.
1040
00:49:51,428 --> 00:49:53,264
I mean, for making something
that you love.
1041
00:49:54,365 --> 00:49:56,365
I don't think they even
remember what it was about.
1042
00:49:59,970 --> 00:50:00,970
Listen.
1043
00:50:02,972 --> 00:50:04,840
- Come on.
- Why?
1044
00:50:04,842 --> 00:50:07,778
Come here. You remember?
1045
00:50:08,378 --> 00:50:11,580
- Remember what?
- The tarantella, stupida.
1046
00:50:11,582 --> 00:50:13,616
Settle down, stupido.
1047
00:50:13,618 --> 00:50:16,054
I got it all locked in here.
1048
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:31,836
You know, the last time
we danced together was...
1049
00:50:32,136 --> 00:50:33,136
at Gina's wedding.
1050
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,041
- You kissed me.
- You kissed me!
1051
00:50:37,043 --> 00:50:38,643
I don't know.
No, I think you started it.
1052
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,713
I'm pretty sure I was drunk.
That's what I remember.
1053
00:50:42,715 --> 00:50:43,784
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1054
00:50:45,152 --> 00:50:47,672
That was the last time I saw you
before you took off for London.
1055
00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:51,021
I couldn't believe
that you'd just
1056
00:50:51,023 --> 00:50:52,492
left without saying bye.
1057
00:50:54,126 --> 00:50:55,594
Have you been lonely?
1058
00:50:58,064 --> 00:51:00,033
Okay, fine. Who's...
1059
00:51:01,567 --> 00:51:03,100
the investment banker?
1060
00:51:03,102 --> 00:51:04,770
You've been keeping tabs on me?
1061
00:51:04,772 --> 00:51:06,605
Maybe a little bit.
1062
00:51:06,607 --> 00:51:09,076
I might have checked out your
Facebook page a few times.
1063
00:51:10,544 --> 00:51:12,613
You look ridiculous in
that chef's hat, by the way.
1064
00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:15,450
You look ridiculous
in your hair net.
1065
00:51:16,149 --> 00:51:17,989
- I don't wear one.
- Well, you're supposed to.
1066
00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:19,687
Is that so?
1067
00:51:32,467 --> 00:51:34,670
I should go.
1068
00:51:35,836 --> 00:51:36,836
Why?
1069
00:51:39,541 --> 00:51:40,809
So I don't stay.
1070
00:52:02,131 --> 00:52:04,198
I'll take that.
1071
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,665
Thanks, Jessie.
1072
00:52:08,470 --> 00:52:11,072
"You squeeze
the love out of every tomato
1073
00:52:11,074 --> 00:52:12,610
as if it were the last."
1074
00:52:14,210 --> 00:52:15,445
Nonna, what's wrong?
1075
00:52:17,079 --> 00:52:18,681
I've been thinking
about your nonno.
1076
00:52:19,648 --> 00:52:20,717
Missing him?
1077
00:52:21,985 --> 00:52:23,454
What was he like?
1078
00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:27,889
The biggest ladies' man
in all of Napoli.
1079
00:52:27,891 --> 00:52:31,025
The charm of ten Italian men.
1080
00:52:31,027 --> 00:52:32,195
What made him settle down?
1081
00:52:34,064 --> 00:52:36,700
I hit him over the head
with a piece of prosciutto.
1082
00:52:36,934 --> 00:52:38,537
Out of love, of course.
1083
00:52:40,771 --> 00:52:41,851
Have you ever been in love?
1084
00:52:43,673 --> 00:52:44,775
Maybe.
1085
00:52:48,613 --> 00:52:50,582
You take over, bella.
1086
00:52:51,015 --> 00:52:53,585
- Okay.
- You tell your papa that...
1087
00:52:55,753 --> 00:52:56,855
I went out.
1088
00:52:57,989 --> 00:52:58,989
Okay.
1089
00:53:10,701 --> 00:53:12,569
Figs?
1090
00:53:12,571 --> 00:53:14,570
Your father sees this,
1091
00:53:14,572 --> 00:53:16,842
he's gonna blow a gasket.
1092
00:53:20,311 --> 00:53:21,648
How was your date last night?
1093
00:53:25,684 --> 00:53:26,887
How'd you know that I, uh...
1094
00:53:27,921 --> 00:53:30,957
Little Italy. It's little.
1095
00:53:31,256 --> 00:53:32,659
Look, it wasn't a date, but...
1096
00:53:33,892 --> 00:53:34,894
it was nice.
1097
00:53:35,294 --> 00:53:36,697
Meaning?
1098
00:53:38,097 --> 00:53:40,133
Nice, you know.
It was... it was...
1099
00:53:42,235 --> 00:53:43,903
It was very nice.
1100
00:53:44,637 --> 00:53:47,609
But I don't know, Nonno.
It's complicated with Nikki.
1101
00:53:48,908 --> 00:53:52,913
Leo, here's what I learned
about love,
1102
00:53:53,813 --> 00:53:55,683
life and cooking.
1103
00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:58,152
Learn from your mistakes.
1104
00:53:59,085 --> 00:54:00,587
Be fearless.
1105
00:54:01,355 --> 00:54:03,257
But above all,
1106
00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:05,827
have fun.
1107
00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:14,802
I don't know. I think maybe
she's outgrown this place.
1108
00:54:15,804 --> 00:54:18,037
Leo, you can take
1109
00:54:18,039 --> 00:54:20,006
the girl out of Little Italy,
1110
00:54:20,008 --> 00:54:22,745
but you can't take Little Italy
out of the girl.
1111
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:24,746
Show her what she's missing.
1112
00:54:27,115 --> 00:54:28,584
Thanks, Nonno.
1113
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,749
I'm getting a cup of coffee.
1114
00:54:30,751 --> 00:54:32,020
What the hell is this?
1115
00:54:33,756 --> 00:54:34,756
What is that?
1116
00:54:34,890 --> 00:54:36,926
Delicious, is what it is.
1117
00:54:37,759 --> 00:54:40,227
Give it a try, Pa. All right?
I'm gonna get out of here.
1118
00:54:40,229 --> 00:54:42,996
- Oh, my buono! Oh, my God!
- Sweet and smoky
1119
00:54:42,998 --> 00:54:46,136
- at the same time! Mm!
- Delicious! This is fantastic!
1120
00:54:46,801 --> 00:54:49,136
- Figs on a pizza! Who knew?
- Mm! Mm!
1121
00:54:49,138 --> 00:54:51,304
- Oh, so good!
- Oh!
1122
00:55:02,753 --> 00:55:04,686
Another caramel latte
for Madonna.
1123
00:55:04,688 --> 00:55:06,854
- Keep them coming.
- You got it, "Material Girl."
1124
00:55:06,856 --> 00:55:09,176
- Hey, hey! That's enough!
- Hey, hey! Why did you do that?
1125
00:55:10,126 --> 00:55:11,728
Come here. Give me that face.
1126
00:55:11,994 --> 00:55:13,330
For your own good.
1127
00:55:14,164 --> 00:55:16,167
What do you want from me, Carlo?
1128
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:19,099
Well, the other day, you said
1129
00:55:19,101 --> 00:55:20,741
if I wanted it,
I had to put a ring on it.
1130
00:55:20,872 --> 00:55:22,040
And I did,
1131
00:55:22,774 --> 00:55:25,377
in front of the Virgin Mary,
no less, and you...
1132
00:55:25,877 --> 00:55:26,912
You fled.
1133
00:55:27,678 --> 00:55:29,213
What is it, my love?
1134
00:55:30,048 --> 00:55:31,283
It's too hard, Carlo.
1135
00:55:32,749 --> 00:55:34,285
After Alvaro died...
1136
00:55:35,687 --> 00:55:38,656
I swore I would never
mourn another man in my life.
1137
00:55:39,022 --> 00:55:40,890
Well, we could have, uh,
1138
00:55:40,892 --> 00:55:43,058
what do they say, uh...
1139
00:55:43,060 --> 00:55:44,095
friendly benefits?
1140
00:55:46,998 --> 00:55:50,733
You almost sent
my dentures flying across the room!
1141
00:55:50,735 --> 00:55:52,004
I am a lady.
1142
00:55:53,371 --> 00:55:55,806
Yes, and...
1143
00:55:55,808 --> 00:55:57,376
I want you to be my lady.
1144
00:55:58,342 --> 00:56:01,146
You don't think that Alvaro
wants you to be happy?
1145
00:56:01,813 --> 00:56:03,413
The only regrets we'll ever have
1146
00:56:03,415 --> 00:56:06,083
are the chances we didn't take,
1147
00:56:06,085 --> 00:56:08,756
and the love we didn't make.
1148
00:56:10,390 --> 00:56:12,189
I don't wanna hide no more,
1149
00:56:12,191 --> 00:56:14,725
and go back
to my stupid son's house
1150
00:56:14,727 --> 00:56:17,194
alone at night.
1151
00:56:17,196 --> 00:56:21,466
I want us to have
a home together.
1152
00:56:21,468 --> 00:56:24,102
A place to cuddle
1153
00:56:24,104 --> 00:56:28,108
and watch The Bachelor in bed.
1154
00:56:30,876 --> 00:56:32,780
I love you, Franca.
1155
00:56:38,052 --> 00:56:40,689
I never thought
I'd hear that again.
1156
00:56:44,090 --> 00:56:46,161
I love you, too, Carlo.
1157
00:56:47,293 --> 00:56:48,293
Franca...
1158
00:56:49,195 --> 00:56:50,230
with God...
1159
00:56:52,199 --> 00:56:55,036
and this beardo-weirdo
as my witness,
1160
00:56:55,469 --> 00:56:58,340
I promise I will love you
1161
00:56:58,774 --> 00:57:00,810
for as long as you live.
1162
00:57:02,943 --> 00:57:05,180
Come on. Smile...
1163
00:57:05,814 --> 00:57:07,094
while you still have your teeth.
1164
00:57:09,785 --> 00:57:10,853
Yes.
1165
00:57:12,921 --> 00:57:14,086
I will marry you.
1166
00:57:17,858 --> 00:57:19,825
Look at that! Whoa!
1167
00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:31,841
♪ What did you say ♪
1168
00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:36,076
♪ To make all my dreams change ♪
1169
00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:38,545
♪ To make me feel ♪
1170
00:57:38,547 --> 00:57:40,883
♪ Like coming home ♪
1171
00:57:43,051 --> 00:57:45,288
♪ What did you say ♪
1172
00:57:46,189 --> 00:57:49,024
- ♪ To make me fall this way ♪
- Psst!
1173
00:57:49,026 --> 00:57:50,026
Hey!
1174
00:57:52,095 --> 00:57:54,528
- What are you doing?
- Special delivery.
1175
00:57:54,530 --> 00:57:57,834
Pizza for the lady,
kale included.
1176
00:57:58,836 --> 00:58:00,071
I'm not hungry.
1177
00:58:01,305 --> 00:58:03,705
What are you talking about?
You're always hungry at midnight.
1178
00:58:05,108 --> 00:58:07,178
Hey, do me a favor, would you?
1179
00:58:07,543 --> 00:58:09,881
Be ready first thing
in the morning, okay?
1180
00:58:10,248 --> 00:58:12,284
- Ready for what?
- Just be ready!
1181
00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:15,585
Nikki! It tastes better
than it looks!
1182
00:58:15,587 --> 00:58:17,252
Shh!
1183
00:58:17,254 --> 00:58:20,589
♪ Baby
Tonight the wait is over ♪
1184
00:58:20,591 --> 00:58:24,125
♪ Tonight, I wanna hold you ♪
1185
00:58:24,127 --> 00:58:26,996
♪ Back to where we started ♪
1186
00:58:26,998 --> 00:58:28,263
♪ They say home ♪
1187
00:58:28,265 --> 00:58:30,498
- ♪ Is where the heart is ♪
- Aww.
1188
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:33,537
♪ So baby
Tonight the wait is over ♪
1189
00:58:33,539 --> 00:58:37,307
♪ Tonight, I wanna show you ♪
1190
00:58:37,309 --> 00:58:39,209
♪ That we can stop running ♪
1191
00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:42,148
♪ We can stop running tonight ♪
1192
00:58:56,061 --> 00:58:59,098
- Hey.
- Hi. Where are you taking me?
1193
00:58:59,633 --> 00:59:01,234
I want to introduce you
to someone.
1194
00:59:04,136 --> 00:59:06,069
Who?
1195
00:59:06,071 --> 00:59:07,974
The Nikki I used to know.
1196
00:59:12,245 --> 00:59:14,011
♪ When we lost our minds ♪
1197
00:59:14,013 --> 00:59:16,180
♪ And we took it way too far ♪
1198
00:59:16,182 --> 00:59:18,181
♪ I know we'd be all right ♪
1199
00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:20,285
- ♪ I know we would Be all right ♪
- Hey!
1200
00:59:20,287 --> 00:59:22,954
- Do you juggle?
- Opa!
1201
00:59:22,956 --> 00:59:25,958
♪ And we stumbled in the dark
I know we'd be all right ♪
1202
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,193
♪ I know we would Be all right ♪
1203
00:59:28,195 --> 00:59:29,931
- I'll think about it.
- Come on.
1204
00:59:30,197 --> 00:59:31,664
♪ Stumble in the dark ♪
1205
00:59:31,666 --> 00:59:34,166
♪ I know we'd be all right ♪
1206
00:59:34,168 --> 00:59:36,534
- ♪ We would be all right ♪
- I like those.
1207
00:59:36,536 --> 00:59:39,003
♪ Oh, I've been shaking
I love it ♪
1208
00:59:39,005 --> 00:59:41,173
♪ When you go crazy
You take all my inhibitions ♪
1209
00:59:41,175 --> 00:59:42,307
Good. Like it?
1210
00:59:42,309 --> 00:59:44,311
I like it. It's good.
1211
00:59:45,314 --> 00:59:47,546
"Save a stallion,
ride an Italian."
1212
00:59:47,548 --> 00:59:50,984
Oh, there you go. I think
that you should get that one.
1213
00:59:50,986 --> 00:59:51,988
We'll take both of these.
1214
00:59:57,225 --> 00:59:59,625
I think I'd like to get
olive oil or something.
1215
00:59:59,627 --> 01:00:01,627
- Wine?
- Yeah, sure. Wine.
1216
01:00:01,629 --> 01:00:04,363
Can I get some of that cheese?
Yeah? Thank you.
1217
01:00:04,365 --> 01:00:05,467
Who is this for?
1218
01:00:06,368 --> 01:00:09,003
Don't worry.
It's an old friend of ours.
1219
01:00:09,005 --> 01:00:10,907
♪ I wanna follow
Where she goes ♪
1220
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,306
♪ I think about her ♪
1221
01:00:13,308 --> 01:00:14,511
♪ And she knows it ♪
1222
01:00:15,978 --> 01:00:18,478
♪ I wanna let her take control ♪
1223
01:00:20,248 --> 01:00:24,085
♪ 'Cause every time
That she gets close, yeah ♪
1224
01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:26,520
- ♪ She pulls me in enough ♪
- No!
1225
01:00:26,522 --> 01:00:28,221
- Just do it!
- No!
1226
01:00:28,223 --> 01:00:29,692
Come on! It's tradition.
1227
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,759
Yes!
1228
01:00:31,761 --> 01:00:34,763
Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
1229
01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,664
- Let's go!
- ♪ And maybe I should stop ♪
1230
01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:39,234
♪ And start confessing, yeah ♪
1231
01:00:39,236 --> 01:00:41,202
♪ Oh, I've been shaking ♪
1232
01:00:41,204 --> 01:00:44,539
- ♪ I love it when you go crazy ♪
- You again?
1233
01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:46,742
- You're welcome, Mr. Ganucci!
- Bye!
1234
01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,709
I'm still going to feed you
to the worms!
1235
01:00:48,711 --> 01:00:53,314
♪ Baby, there's nothing
Holding me back ♪
1236
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:56,119
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1237
01:00:56,487 --> 01:00:59,154
- Right there. Remember?
- You are not serious. Stop!
1238
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:01,090
♪ There's nothing
Holding me back ♪
1239
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:03,592
♪ I feel so free
When you're with me ♪
1240
01:01:03,594 --> 01:01:06,261
- Ah! Come on!
- You wanna go again? Okay!
1241
01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:08,797
Stop!
1242
01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,699
♪ Baby, there's nothing
Holding me back ♪
1243
01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:13,339
That was freezing!
I got towels in here.
1244
01:01:22,715 --> 01:01:25,584
- Ever the gentleman.
- Yeah, it's, uh...
1245
01:01:26,285 --> 01:01:28,117
It's getting harder
by the minute.
1246
01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:31,323
I didn't mean it like that. Okay? Enough.
1247
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,449
Do you wanna play a game?
1248
01:01:59,685 --> 01:02:00,685
What are you thinking?
1249
01:02:02,756 --> 01:02:05,458
Maybe something where you can
score for a change?
1250
01:02:30,517 --> 01:02:32,455
Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Stop.
1251
01:02:34,323 --> 01:02:36,392
First admit that you
never let me win.
1252
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,763
Look...
1253
01:02:41,529 --> 01:02:42,969
I got a reputation
to maintain, Okay?
1254
01:02:43,198 --> 01:02:44,330
I can't tell
those sorts of lies.
1255
01:02:44,332 --> 01:02:45,364
Say it.
1256
01:02:45,366 --> 01:02:47,533
- What?
- Say it!
1257
01:02:47,535 --> 01:02:49,171
Never.
1258
01:03:10,293 --> 01:03:12,260
This room is so beautiful.
1259
01:03:12,262 --> 01:03:13,497
Did you see
1260
01:03:15,230 --> 01:03:16,866
the little soaps
1261
01:03:17,367 --> 01:03:19,300
in the fancy bathroom?
1262
01:03:19,302 --> 01:03:22,207
Already in my purse with
the shower caps and the Q-tips.
1263
01:03:24,207 --> 01:03:26,343
And, uh...
1264
01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:28,279
how was, uh...
1265
01:03:28,578 --> 01:03:30,214
Incredibile!
1266
01:03:30,915 --> 01:03:33,885
It's good everything still works, huh?
1267
01:03:36,754 --> 01:03:39,357
How are we gonna
tell the families?
1268
01:03:39,923 --> 01:03:43,591
- Hmm?
- They're gonna freak out, as the kids say.
1269
01:03:43,593 --> 01:03:45,228
I don't care.
1270
01:03:47,264 --> 01:03:49,398
And I'm looking forward to it.
1271
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,236
Oh!
1272
01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,808
Carlo! Carlo!
1273
01:03:59,945 --> 01:04:01,277
Again?
1274
01:04:01,279 --> 01:04:03,279
- Or die trying.
- Oh!
1275
01:04:03,281 --> 01:04:05,617
Oh! Oh! Animale!
1276
01:04:06,284 --> 01:04:09,252
Oh! Oh!
1277
01:04:09,254 --> 01:04:12,522
Maybe this time
you take off your top, huh?
1278
01:04:12,524 --> 01:04:15,459
There you go!
1279
01:04:40,821 --> 01:04:41,956
"Vince's Pizza"?
1280
01:04:42,755 --> 01:04:44,656
Oh, no. I refuse to hire anyone
1281
01:04:44,658 --> 01:04:47,625
that traipses around in
a pedestrian pizza shop outfit.
1282
01:04:47,627 --> 01:04:49,460
I'll burn it
as soon as we hang up.
1283
01:04:49,462 --> 01:04:52,297
Good. Now, here.
1284
01:04:52,299 --> 01:04:53,965
Look. Our new endeavor.
1285
01:04:53,967 --> 01:04:55,869
Isn't it absolutely fabulous?
1286
01:04:57,305 --> 01:04:59,441
- It's stunning.
- Of course it is!
1287
01:04:59,874 --> 01:05:01,707
It's only missing
one little detail,
1288
01:05:01,709 --> 01:05:03,408
a stunning menu.
1289
01:05:03,410 --> 01:05:05,378
Gareth has sent me his.
When do I get yours?
1290
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:07,782
I'm close, Chef. I can feel it.
1291
01:05:08,349 --> 01:05:09,989
Your hair looks like
you've been shagging.
1292
01:05:11,452 --> 01:05:14,287
Is there a penis
more pressing than my menu?
1293
01:05:14,289 --> 01:05:16,588
No! No, no, no. No. I'm on it!
1294
01:05:16,590 --> 01:05:18,356
I mean, not on that,
1295
01:05:18,358 --> 01:05:20,960
but I'm on it. I'm...
You know what I mean.
1296
01:05:20,962 --> 01:05:22,696
Well, there's only one way
to the top, Nicole,
1297
01:05:22,698 --> 01:05:23,698
and it's a solo trip.
1298
01:05:24,866 --> 01:05:26,799
Now, listen.
You have until Sunday.
1299
01:05:26,801 --> 01:05:29,536
Otherwise, you can be the first
to congratulate Gareth.
1300
01:05:29,538 --> 01:05:31,641
- Oh, sorry! Sorry!
- Watch out, you wanker!
1301
01:05:31,839 --> 01:05:33,440
Do you not see
I'm standing here?
1302
01:05:42,685 --> 01:05:44,352
If that's not
the hottest advertisement
1303
01:05:44,354 --> 01:05:46,690
in all of Little Italy,
I don't know what is.
1304
01:05:48,525 --> 01:05:49,927
How you doin'?
1305
01:05:50,726 --> 01:05:51,728
Thank you.
1306
01:05:53,563 --> 01:05:54,597
For what?
1307
01:05:55,699 --> 01:05:56,867
Making me feel at home again.
1308
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,702
Making it all so special.
1309
01:06:00,704 --> 01:06:02,606
Everything's more special
now that you're back.
1310
01:06:03,606 --> 01:06:05,409
I mean that.
1311
01:06:09,647 --> 01:06:12,984
- I'm sorry. I can't.
- What's the matter?
1312
01:06:13,484 --> 01:06:15,819
I... What are we doing?
1313
01:06:16,986 --> 01:06:18,986
I'm not... I'm not a kid anymore
1314
01:06:18,988 --> 01:06:20,824
and I know who I am to you.
1315
01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,958
Okay? I mean, I was the girl
that beat you at soccer,
1316
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,728
and then I was the girl
who had the silly crush on you,
1317
01:06:26,730 --> 01:06:28,029
- and now...
- Nikki.
1318
01:06:28,031 --> 01:06:30,098
I'm a girl
who's been in your bed.
1319
01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:32,568
- Oh, no. No, no, no...
- I've worked too hard
1320
01:06:32,570 --> 01:06:35,472
to come back to this,
I mean, to slaving away
1321
01:06:35,474 --> 01:06:36,972
in a pizza joint
for the rest of my life,
1322
01:06:36,974 --> 01:06:39,742
and watching
our families fighting,
1323
01:06:39,744 --> 01:06:41,746
and watching you
grow old with somebody else.
1324
01:06:43,114 --> 01:06:44,114
With who?
1325
01:06:44,983 --> 01:06:47,083
I don't know. Pick a number.
1326
01:06:47,085 --> 01:06:49,765
I'm sure one will come knocking on
the door the second that I leave.
1327
01:06:55,059 --> 01:06:57,530
Look, I've...
I've really enjoyed our
1328
01:06:58,464 --> 01:06:59,599
tryst, I just...
1329
01:07:01,834 --> 01:07:04,471
"Tryst"? Really?
1330
01:07:06,171 --> 01:07:07,773
I have to go.
1331
01:07:20,487 --> 01:07:21,689
How does it look?
1332
01:07:22,922 --> 01:07:25,157
The only thing we've saved
for a rainy day is an umbrella.
1333
01:07:25,159 --> 01:07:26,925
And it's broken.
1334
01:07:26,927 --> 01:07:29,161
We can't lose this place,
Mali. It's the only thing
1335
01:07:29,163 --> 01:07:31,128
- we got to leave to our kid.
- Well then maybe you should
1336
01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:32,697
believe in Leo, huh?
1337
01:07:32,699 --> 01:07:35,065
I mean, let him try it his way!
1338
01:07:35,067 --> 01:07:37,101
Little Italy is changing, Vinny,
1339
01:07:37,103 --> 01:07:38,872
but that doesn't have to be bad.
1340
01:07:39,706 --> 01:07:42,173
Hey, guys, I'm gonna go
for a walk. Okay? I'll be back.
1341
01:07:42,175 --> 01:07:44,479
I'm closing
a little early tonight, Leo.
1342
01:07:44,845 --> 01:07:46,111
- What?
- Why?
1343
01:07:46,113 --> 01:07:47,916
Because I'm taking
the family to dinner!
1344
01:07:48,149 --> 01:07:49,714
- What?
- Why?
1345
01:07:49,716 --> 01:07:52,720
Do I have to give a reason?
Who raised you people?
1346
01:07:53,488 --> 01:07:55,591
Dress nice. Be ready by 7:00.
1347
01:07:55,823 --> 01:07:57,024
You too, kid.
1348
01:07:58,193 --> 01:08:00,026
Okay!
1349
01:08:00,028 --> 01:08:02,497
- I hope he's paying.
- Oh, he's paying.
1350
01:08:07,001 --> 01:08:08,071
Mm.
1351
01:08:11,674 --> 01:08:13,710
Baby.
1352
01:08:14,176 --> 01:08:16,143
You know, I have trained
with the world's finest,
1353
01:08:16,145 --> 01:08:18,712
but nothing comes close
to Nonna's sauce.
1354
01:08:18,714 --> 01:08:20,714
It's like I can taste
what's in it, but I just can't
1355
01:08:20,716 --> 01:08:23,549
- put my finger on it.
- Yeah, well, good luck with that.
1356
01:08:23,551 --> 01:08:24,831
She hasn't even
told your father.
1357
01:08:26,721 --> 01:08:28,590
We are so proud of you, Nikki.
1358
01:08:28,890 --> 01:08:30,993
And so very happy
that you are home.
1359
01:08:31,726 --> 01:08:33,193
Have you ever thought about...
1360
01:08:33,195 --> 01:08:34,198
leaving here, Ma?
1361
01:08:36,032 --> 01:08:37,599
Leaving? No.
1362
01:08:37,601 --> 01:08:38,836
No, it never occurred to me.
1363
01:08:39,903 --> 01:08:41,038
It's a big world out there.
1364
01:08:41,605 --> 01:08:43,705
I know. I've been
to Niagara Falls,
1365
01:08:43,707 --> 01:08:45,540
thank you very much.
1366
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:47,645
Come on. I mean, how do you
1367
01:08:48,110 --> 01:08:51,045
stay so happy?
You guys are going broke here,
1368
01:08:51,047 --> 01:08:53,881
you and dad are fighting
all the time, and yet,
1369
01:08:53,883 --> 01:08:55,951
you just seem
as in love as ever.
1370
01:08:55,953 --> 01:08:57,755
- Dora!
- You are killin' me!
1371
01:09:01,926 --> 01:09:03,594
Okay. You really wanna know?
1372
01:09:04,294 --> 01:09:05,797
Not if it's about sex.
1373
01:09:06,630 --> 01:09:07,997
Well, I mean,
1374
01:09:07,999 --> 01:09:11,036
good sex is
a key ingredient, but
1375
01:09:11,735 --> 01:09:13,836
a good man
1376
01:09:13,838 --> 01:09:16,641
is the meal you wanna
eat every night.
1377
01:09:17,941 --> 01:09:20,109
Still sounded sexual.
1378
01:09:20,111 --> 01:09:21,711
- Didn't it? I'm sorry.
- It's a little bit...
1379
01:09:21,713 --> 01:09:22,611
Yeah, a little bit.
1380
01:09:22,613 --> 01:09:23,915
- Ah!
- Ah!
1381
01:09:27,018 --> 01:09:28,018
Wha...
1382
01:09:29,588 --> 01:09:30,319
I love you.
1383
01:09:30,321 --> 01:09:31,723
I love you.
1384
01:09:34,058 --> 01:09:35,659
Sal, what?
1385
01:09:35,661 --> 01:09:37,761
You messing with my sauce?
1386
01:09:37,763 --> 01:09:39,003
You don't mess with perfection.
1387
01:09:40,933 --> 01:09:44,204
- Anybody looking?
- No. What?
1388
01:09:45,071 --> 01:09:47,070
My nonna
1389
01:09:47,072 --> 01:09:49,039
would stir in two anchovies
1390
01:09:49,041 --> 01:09:51,544
just for long enough
to salt the sauce.
1391
01:09:53,813 --> 01:09:55,549
Don't tell nobody.
1392
01:09:57,282 --> 01:09:59,083
- Dance with me! Dance with me!
- All right. Everybody!
1393
01:09:59,085 --> 01:10:02,555
Everybody! Family dinner
tonight. My treat.
1394
01:10:02,854 --> 01:10:04,621
- Why?
- What's the occasion?
1395
01:10:04,623 --> 01:10:07,124
I need a reason to make dinner
with my family?
1396
01:10:07,126 --> 01:10:09,861
I'm gonna die soon
and I like food. That's it.
1397
01:10:09,863 --> 01:10:11,103
Dinner at 7:00. You, too. Come.
1398
01:10:19,974 --> 01:10:22,340
Welcome to Korma Sutra.
1399
01:10:22,342 --> 01:10:25,712
- Ugh. I'm gonna get gas.
- The Lustful Lotus.
1400
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:27,879
Try it on the menu...
1401
01:10:27,881 --> 01:10:29,717
- and at home.
- Mm!
1402
01:10:30,350 --> 01:10:31,951
Ma...
1403
01:10:31,953 --> 01:10:33,853
This is the restaurant
you pick for a family dinner?
1404
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:36,121
- Yeah.
- It's an interesting choice, Nonna.
1405
01:10:36,123 --> 01:10:39,358
- How'd you find it?
- I did the Yelp.
1406
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,294
And besides,
1407
01:10:41,296 --> 01:10:43,295
if your father make a scene...
1408
01:10:43,297 --> 01:10:45,130
no one we know will see.
1409
01:10:45,132 --> 01:10:47,735
Ma, why would I make...
What the hell?
1410
01:10:48,302 --> 01:10:49,868
What the hell?
1411
01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:51,574
Hey, welcome!
Welcome, everybody!
1412
01:10:51,806 --> 01:10:53,973
- That's it. I'm leaving.
- You sit!
1413
01:10:53,975 --> 01:10:55,209
I'd rather sit in hell!
1414
01:11:02,684 --> 01:11:03,883
Now, Franca and I
1415
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:06,089
have something
to tell all of you.
1416
01:11:07,389 --> 01:11:09,256
While our families
1417
01:11:09,258 --> 01:11:11,792
have been at war,
two people here
1418
01:11:11,794 --> 01:11:13,096
have fallen in love.
1419
01:11:14,096 --> 01:11:16,195
I swear to God, Vince,
if your slimy son
1420
01:11:16,197 --> 01:11:18,231
- has touched my daughter...
- The only thing slimy is you!
1421
01:11:18,233 --> 01:11:19,804
Shut up, both of you!
1422
01:11:22,773 --> 01:11:24,008
Carlo and I...
1423
01:11:26,710 --> 01:11:28,646
We've been seeing each other.
1424
01:11:29,312 --> 01:11:30,648
- Huh?
- What?
1425
01:11:31,113 --> 01:11:33,183
What do you mean
"seeing each other"?
1426
01:11:34,183 --> 01:11:35,919
We've been
having a relationship.
1427
01:11:37,187 --> 01:11:38,787
What do you mean
1428
01:11:38,789 --> 01:11:40,254
"having a relationship"?
1429
01:11:40,256 --> 01:11:42,156
Forgive me, Salvatore.
1430
01:11:42,158 --> 01:11:43,692
We've been lovers.
1431
01:11:46,264 --> 01:11:49,368
- Oh. Okay.
- I don't understand.
1432
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,933
Do you want me
to draw you a picture?
1433
01:11:51,935 --> 01:11:54,837
Or you can pick
one of those from the menu.
1434
01:11:54,839 --> 01:11:57,005
Oh, stop. Put that down.
1435
01:11:57,007 --> 01:12:00,276
Oh. Oh. Just gonna
need this knife, Ma.
1436
01:12:00,278 --> 01:12:02,745
- I'm gonna open a vein.
- I can't feel my legs.
1437
01:12:02,747 --> 01:12:05,815
- I think it's wonderful!
- Oh!
1438
01:12:05,817 --> 01:12:07,850
Now, if you two could just
start acting like grown-ups...
1439
01:12:07,852 --> 01:12:10,386
Yeah, then maybe we can
put an end to this whole
1440
01:12:10,388 --> 01:12:13,223
- stupid family war.
- This is your fault.
1441
01:12:13,225 --> 01:12:15,258
Your fault!
You and your horny, old man!
1442
01:12:15,260 --> 01:12:17,393
Hey! You don't even know where
your own mother is at night!
1443
01:12:17,395 --> 01:12:19,362
- Watch your mouth!
- That's it. You know what?
1444
01:12:19,364 --> 01:12:21,298
Little Italy is not big enough
for me and you.
1445
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,332
You're right.
So, when are you leaving?
1446
01:12:23,334 --> 01:12:25,935
We're not leaving! The Angioli
pizza has always been superior,
1447
01:12:25,937 --> 01:12:27,903
so do the community a favor.
1448
01:12:27,905 --> 01:12:29,206
Pack up your fugazi pizza
and get the hell out of town!
1449
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:31,441
- Here we go.
- Again.
1450
01:12:31,443 --> 01:12:33,123
You wouldn't know
good pizza if it bit you!
1451
01:12:36,950 --> 01:12:39,382
Let's let Little Italy decide
who stays and who goes.
1452
01:12:39,384 --> 01:12:40,987
What are you two idiots
talking about?
1453
01:12:41,987 --> 01:12:43,227
The Little Italy pizza contest.
1454
01:12:43,522 --> 01:12:45,156
Yeah.
1455
01:12:45,158 --> 01:12:47,492
- And whoever loses goes.
- Vince!
1456
01:12:47,494 --> 01:12:50,193
- They won't let you enter.
- Yeah. You're banned.
1457
01:12:50,195 --> 01:12:52,363
Yeah, we're banned,
but these two aren't.
1458
01:12:52,365 --> 01:12:55,704
- Hmm?
- We can't compete, but Leo and Nikki can.
1459
01:12:57,537 --> 01:13:01,038
- What?
- No, no, no, no, no. No way. All right?
1460
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,342
- We're not competing.
- I'm a chef. I don't do pizza.
1461
01:13:04,344 --> 01:13:06,310
- Ow.
- Oh.
1462
01:13:06,312 --> 01:13:09,047
- You did pizza the other night.
- Leo!
1463
01:13:09,049 --> 01:13:11,249
- What night?
- There was some kind of night?
1464
01:13:11,251 --> 01:13:13,418
- What do you do at night?
- Stop. Okay. I'm not doing
1465
01:13:13,420 --> 01:13:15,486
- a pizza competition.
- I'd understand why you would
1466
01:13:15,488 --> 01:13:17,523
chicken out because really,
1467
01:13:17,525 --> 01:13:19,959
she never was able
to compete at Leo's level.
1468
01:13:19,961 --> 01:13:22,227
Wait. Whoa, whoa. whoa. What
do you mean "at Leo's level"?
1469
01:13:22,229 --> 01:13:24,931
- Soccer. He was better.
- What soccer?
1470
01:13:24,933 --> 01:13:26,900
- She always won!
- Look, they've been
1471
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:29,002
lifelong rivals,
1472
01:13:29,004 --> 01:13:31,404
and she's afraid
to go up against him.
1473
01:13:31,406 --> 01:13:33,373
- We're not rivals, all right?
- Yeah.
1474
01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:35,909
We were just competitive.
If we were rivals,
1475
01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:37,977
- I never would have let her win.
- Okay, let's be clear,
1476
01:13:37,979 --> 01:13:40,149
nobody ever let me win.
1477
01:13:40,348 --> 01:13:41,847
We gonna start with this again?
1478
01:13:41,849 --> 01:13:43,216
You won when I let you.
1479
01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:46,594
Yeah, like you let
me win last night.
1480
01:13:47,489 --> 01:13:48,489
Oh!
1481
01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:53,529
Are we still
talking about soccer?
1482
01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:02,439
I'm really happy for you, Nonna.
1483
01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:08,542
Listen, honey,
you don't have to go.
1484
01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:10,211
- Hey, wait. Nikki...
- No! You know what?
1485
01:14:10,213 --> 01:14:12,613
I am done waiting, Leo.
1486
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:15,916
You know, there's a reason
why they call it Little Italy...
1487
01:14:15,918 --> 01:14:17,519
because nothing
ever changes here.
1488
01:14:17,521 --> 01:14:21,058
I mean, not our fathers
and their stupid fight...
1489
01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:23,060
and especially not you.
1490
01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:38,874
Paesano, face it.
You're in love with Nikki.
1491
01:14:38,876 --> 01:14:40,609
Always have been.
1492
01:14:40,611 --> 01:14:43,011
But every time you come close
to doing something about it,
1493
01:14:43,013 --> 01:14:44,547
you talk yourself out of it.
1494
01:14:44,549 --> 01:14:46,948
"Oh, I can't be with Nikki."
1495
01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:49,952
She's moving to London.
Oh, I can't be with Nikki,
1496
01:14:49,954 --> 01:14:51,554
"my dad will cut off
my giggle berries."
1497
01:14:51,556 --> 01:14:54,289
It's too complicated,
all right? You know...
1498
01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:56,994
This is for the best. Trust me.
1499
01:14:56,996 --> 01:14:58,995
Those sounds like
the excuses of a man
1500
01:14:58,997 --> 01:15:01,835
who's not being honest
with himself, huh? Che parli?
1501
01:15:02,233 --> 01:15:05,601
Oh, I'm not being honest
with myself?
1502
01:15:05,603 --> 01:15:08,305
Look, I'm not trying to be mean
or nothing, all right?
1503
01:15:08,307 --> 01:15:11,176
But have you looked at yourself
in the mirror?
1504
01:15:12,443 --> 01:15:14,477
Luigi, your real name
1505
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:17,317
is Lee Zhao Ping.
You're Chinese, bro!
1506
01:15:17,616 --> 01:15:19,149
When will you be
honest with yourself
1507
01:15:19,151 --> 01:15:20,311
that you're not even Italian?
1508
01:15:31,163 --> 01:15:33,164
You know, when I told my dad
1509
01:15:33,166 --> 01:15:34,568
I was gay, he...
1510
01:15:36,135 --> 01:15:37,403
threw me out of the house.
1511
01:15:42,509 --> 01:15:44,475
Will you still be my friend?
1512
01:15:44,477 --> 01:15:47,349
Luigi, come on.
1513
01:15:48,181 --> 01:15:50,349
You think I wouldn't be
your friend just 'cause,
1514
01:15:50,351 --> 01:15:52,320
what, you like guys? So what?
1515
01:15:52,653 --> 01:15:55,190
No. Because I'm not Italian.
1516
01:15:57,324 --> 01:15:59,023
You know, when my dad,
1517
01:15:59,025 --> 01:16:02,393
he threw me out, I walked
the streets for days, you know?
1518
01:16:02,395 --> 01:16:04,298
And I ended up here,
pretty damn drunk.
1519
01:16:05,065 --> 01:16:07,101
You know, the real Luigi,
1520
01:16:07,502 --> 01:16:09,672
he took me in. He gave me a job.
1521
01:16:10,705 --> 01:16:12,171
You know, I found a community
1522
01:16:12,173 --> 01:16:14,276
that's crazy, chaotic...
1523
01:16:15,343 --> 01:16:16,578
but lovable.
1524
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:19,712
You know,
when I was Lee Zhao Ping,
1525
01:16:19,714 --> 01:16:21,383
I was an outcast.
1526
01:16:23,017 --> 01:16:24,085
When I became Luigi,
1527
01:16:25,654 --> 01:16:27,089
everyone accepted me.
1528
01:16:27,521 --> 01:16:29,723
Look, I'm sorry, man.
I didn't know.
1529
01:16:29,725 --> 01:16:31,294
- I didn't know.
- Ah, stop.
1530
01:16:34,363 --> 01:16:36,396
You can either go after Nikki
1531
01:16:36,398 --> 01:16:38,567
and open up your own shop,
1532
01:16:39,067 --> 01:16:41,938
or hey, hey, you can
move to Chinatown.
1533
01:16:43,372 --> 01:16:46,007
- Yeah, sure.
- Mio amico,
1534
01:16:46,009 --> 01:16:49,046
you and Nikki, you're like
Romeo and Juliet, huh?
1535
01:16:49,245 --> 01:16:51,212
Romeo and Juliet died.
1536
01:16:51,214 --> 01:16:53,047
That's a bad example.
1537
01:16:53,049 --> 01:16:54,117
You, uh...
1538
01:16:56,386 --> 01:16:58,089
You're like Rocky and Adrian.
1539
01:16:58,555 --> 01:16:59,788
- I'm not Rocky.
- No!
1540
01:16:59,790 --> 01:17:01,391
But you could be.
1541
01:17:09,299 --> 01:17:10,398
Is your hand on my ass?
1542
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:11,702
That's how Chinese people hug.
1543
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,481
I knew I'd find you here.
1544
01:17:25,483 --> 01:17:27,019
Nonna knows.
1545
01:17:27,651 --> 01:17:28,651
Yeah.
1546
01:17:32,323 --> 01:17:34,526
I remember your confirmation.
1547
01:17:35,126 --> 01:17:36,295
You stood right there.
1548
01:17:38,430 --> 01:17:41,664
It was a special day
for two reasons.
1549
01:17:41,666 --> 01:17:45,335
One, because you chose
Saint Antonio, and...
1550
01:17:45,337 --> 01:17:47,270
And I got my braces off.
1551
01:17:47,272 --> 01:17:49,773
Look, there you are.
There's the smile, bellissima.
1552
01:17:52,410 --> 01:17:53,445
Come.
1553
01:17:54,113 --> 01:17:55,382
Come, bella.
1554
01:17:57,783 --> 01:17:59,352
So, tell me...
1555
01:18:02,187 --> 01:18:03,390
What's in London?
1556
01:18:04,757 --> 01:18:06,759
A new job. A new life.
1557
01:18:07,326 --> 01:18:09,426
- No drama.
- Hmm.
1558
01:18:09,428 --> 01:18:11,766
And this life over there,
it makes you happy?
1559
01:18:14,767 --> 01:18:17,504
Oh, come here. It's good to cry.
1560
01:18:17,803 --> 01:18:19,373
Washes the soul.
1561
01:18:23,309 --> 01:18:24,512
Do you love him?
1562
01:18:26,178 --> 01:18:27,313
It doesn't matter.
1563
01:18:28,848 --> 01:18:32,150
Maybe it's time
you take a piece of prosciutto
1564
01:18:32,152 --> 01:18:33,621
and you whack him over the head.
1565
01:18:36,189 --> 01:18:37,856
When I was little,
1566
01:18:37,858 --> 01:18:39,792
you told me I should
never have to squeeze love
1567
01:18:39,794 --> 01:18:41,627
out of a man's heart,
1568
01:18:41,629 --> 01:18:43,294
that if it doesn't come freely,
I don't want it.
1569
01:18:43,296 --> 01:18:46,167
I did? What else did I say?
1570
01:18:47,401 --> 01:18:49,334
That boys are stupido
1571
01:18:49,336 --> 01:18:51,537
and that I can do anything
better than they can.
1572
01:18:51,539 --> 01:18:53,774
Ah. You see, I'm a wise woman.
1573
01:18:55,310 --> 01:18:56,509
In here,
1574
01:18:56,511 --> 01:18:57,779
what do you want?
1575
01:19:00,849 --> 01:19:02,318
I want to be happy.
1576
01:19:03,252 --> 01:19:04,520
I want you all to be happy.
1577
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:07,457
And I...
1578
01:19:09,190 --> 01:19:10,490
I guess I do want...
1579
01:19:10,492 --> 01:19:11,492
Leo.
1580
01:19:12,927 --> 01:19:13,927
Yes.
1581
01:19:14,896 --> 01:19:17,300
If you have to leave,
you have to leave.
1582
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,438
But if this thing with Leo
is really love,
1583
01:19:22,872 --> 01:19:24,541
it'll come and find you.
1584
01:19:55,806 --> 01:19:57,241
You got something you wanna say?
1585
01:20:01,978 --> 01:20:03,447
You got something you wanna say?
1586
01:20:10,421 --> 01:20:11,753
You know what, Leo?
1587
01:20:11,755 --> 01:20:13,691
The competition? It's on.
1588
01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:16,462
Oh, so the chef
wants to make pizza?
1589
01:20:20,397 --> 01:20:22,400
Okay, fine. Yeah, it's on.
1590
01:20:27,304 --> 01:20:28,439
Wow, really?
1591
01:20:29,974 --> 01:20:31,741
All right, fine. It's on.
1592
01:20:35,947 --> 01:20:37,481
Come on down, everyone.
1593
01:20:37,483 --> 01:20:39,749
- Join the party!
- Have some fun!
1594
01:20:39,751 --> 01:20:42,518
Today is Little Italy's
biggest day.
1595
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:44,821
Today, we crown
the winners of...
1596
01:20:44,823 --> 01:20:47,624
Miss Little Italy Bikini.
1597
01:20:47,626 --> 01:20:50,593
And of course, Little Italy's Mr. Bikini.
1598
01:20:53,366 --> 01:20:55,599
Sorry.
1599
01:20:55,601 --> 01:20:59,970
And of course, we also crown the
winner of Little Italy's Best Pizza!
1600
01:20:59,972 --> 01:21:01,676
That's right!
1601
01:21:02,508 --> 01:21:03,942
- Go get 'em, baby!
- Today's contest
1602
01:21:03,944 --> 01:21:06,010
- has two stages...
- You better pack your bags!
1603
01:21:06,012 --> 01:21:09,546
Elimination and championship,
and only the top two can move on
1604
01:21:09,548 --> 01:21:11,782
to the finals. Round 1.
1605
01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:13,285
- Hey!
- Start the clock.
1606
01:21:15,355 --> 01:21:19,524
Our contestants must
wow us with a pizza creation
1607
01:21:19,526 --> 01:21:22,560
that looks and tastes original.
1608
01:21:22,562 --> 01:21:25,064
- Yeah!
- Okay, folks!
1609
01:21:25,066 --> 01:21:26,831
Now, let's give
a big hand to these chefs...
1610
01:21:42,549 --> 01:21:44,818
Ten,
1611
01:21:44,820 --> 01:21:47,721
nine, eight, seven,
1612
01:21:47,723 --> 01:21:50,556
six, five, four,
1613
01:21:50,558 --> 01:21:53,295
three, two, one!
1614
01:21:53,594 --> 01:21:56,630
Yeah, baby!
1615
01:21:56,632 --> 01:22:00,566
- Oh, look what that guy did!
- Paesano, you got this!
1616
01:22:00,568 --> 01:22:02,368
- You got this, baby!
- Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush!
1617
01:22:02,370 --> 01:22:03,869
Here he comes.
1618
01:22:03,871 --> 01:22:07,107
This was not easy, folks.
1619
01:22:07,109 --> 01:22:10,043
Yeah. I mean, each of these
pizzaiolos is a master.
1620
01:22:10,045 --> 01:22:12,879
But Johnny, we can
only choose two, huh?
1621
01:22:12,881 --> 01:22:14,882
So, let's give
a big round of applause
1622
01:22:14,884 --> 01:22:17,418
to our two finalists,
Leo Campoli
1623
01:22:17,420 --> 01:22:20,791
- from Vince's "The Best"...
- And Nikki Angioli from Sal's "It's Better"!
1624
01:22:21,957 --> 01:22:24,458
There's something more
than just a trophy at stake.
1625
01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:30,466
As we finally put an end to
Little Italy's oldest food fight.
1626
01:22:31,402 --> 01:22:34,702
We are going to challenge
our finalists to cook
1627
01:22:34,704 --> 01:22:36,772
- the queen of all pizzas...
- Hey!
1628
01:22:36,774 --> 01:22:38,906
La pizza Margherita!
1629
01:22:38,908 --> 01:22:41,543
Okay!
1630
01:22:41,545 --> 01:22:44,612
Each pizza will
be judged by its crust,
1631
01:22:44,614 --> 01:22:46,749
its sauce...
1632
01:22:46,751 --> 01:22:48,920
- And above all... the taste.
- Oh! Ah!
1633
01:22:50,086 --> 01:22:51,986
Stay focused, all right?
It's all up here.
1634
01:22:51,988 --> 01:22:54,556
"Eye of the Tiger." You could
be champion of the world!
1635
01:22:54,558 --> 01:22:55,558
It's yours.
1636
01:22:56,494 --> 01:22:58,029
It's go time!
1637
01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:04,466
- Go, Nikki!
- All right, son!
1638
01:23:04,468 --> 01:23:05,637
Hey.
1639
01:23:06,471 --> 01:23:07,940
- Good luck.
- You, too.
1640
01:23:10,475 --> 01:23:13,076
- Okay, folks.
- Beautiful dough, Leo!
1641
01:23:16,614 --> 01:23:18,046
Look how nice she rolls.
1642
01:23:18,048 --> 01:23:19,785
Look how nice
she rolls that out.
1643
01:23:20,652 --> 01:23:21,985
Yesterday at the church,
1644
01:23:21,987 --> 01:23:24,622
I light not one candle, but two.
1645
01:23:24,624 --> 01:23:26,122
Yeah, but darling...
1646
01:23:26,124 --> 01:23:28,494
there can only be one winner.
1647
01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:36,803
- Hey, that's my boy!
- Come on! What do you want, style points?
1648
01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:48,066
It's too bad there's
only going to be one winner.
1649
01:23:53,653 --> 01:23:55,156
Look how beautiful this is!
1650
01:23:57,457 --> 01:23:59,826
- Down in front! Move it over!
- Hi. Hey. That's good.
1651
01:24:01,228 --> 01:24:03,727
Nice!
1652
01:24:03,729 --> 01:24:05,500
- Come on!
- Focus! Focus!
1653
01:24:08,236 --> 01:24:11,070
All right, it's the home stretch!
Home stretch!
1654
01:24:11,072 --> 01:24:14,943
While the pizzas are cooking, why
don't we do some cooking ourselves?
1655
01:24:15,609 --> 01:24:20,079
Hey! Why don't we announce the
winner of this year's Miss Bikini?
1656
01:24:26,554 --> 01:24:30,024
- And the winner of Mr. Little Italy...
- What?
1657
01:24:36,030 --> 01:24:37,934
Uh, you might wanna
just give it another second.
1658
01:24:38,533 --> 01:24:40,200
I'm telling you, it's done.
1659
01:24:40,202 --> 01:24:42,736
It's coming down
to the wire now, people!
1660
01:24:42,738 --> 01:24:45,205
- See?
- Good call.
1661
01:24:45,207 --> 01:24:48,174
- All right, baby!
- Ten, nine, eight,
1662
01:24:48,176 --> 01:24:50,677
seven, six,
1663
01:24:50,679 --> 01:24:52,646
five, four,
1664
01:24:52,648 --> 01:24:54,747
three, two,
1665
01:24:54,749 --> 01:24:56,887
One!
1666
01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,824
- Come on, Leo!
- Nikki!
1667
01:25:01,091 --> 01:25:04,893
- Nicely done!
- They look great. Great!
1668
01:25:04,895 --> 01:25:07,228
Please, Chef Nicoletta. Please.
1669
01:25:07,230 --> 01:25:09,631
- Take to the stage.
- Thank you very much. Chef.
1670
01:25:09,633 --> 01:25:11,265
- Yes.
- Okay.
1671
01:25:13,235 --> 01:25:14,836
Oh! Looks good.
1672
01:25:14,838 --> 01:25:17,037
Look at the bottom!
1673
01:25:17,039 --> 01:25:18,974
What are you looking for,
a serial number? Just eat it!
1674
01:25:18,976 --> 01:25:21,012
Matter which piece,
they're all perfect.
1675
01:25:27,317 --> 01:25:28,950
- He likes it. He likes it!
- How do you know?
1676
01:25:28,952 --> 01:25:30,632
- How do you know?
- The jacket's blooming.
1677
01:25:31,789 --> 01:25:33,925
This side.
1678
01:25:42,599 --> 01:25:43,935
Mm!
1679
01:25:48,874 --> 01:25:50,640
Here we go. Here we go.
1680
01:25:56,581 --> 01:25:57,948
All right. This was
a very difficult decision,
1681
01:25:57,950 --> 01:26:00,616
but... the winner
1682
01:26:00,618 --> 01:26:02,819
of Little Italy's Best Pizza
1683
01:26:02,821 --> 01:26:03,821
is...
1684
01:26:06,191 --> 01:26:08,326
Leo Campoli
from Vince's "The Best" Pizza!
1685
01:26:10,630 --> 01:26:14,130
- Yeah! You did it!
- No!
1686
01:26:14,132 --> 01:26:16,666
Leo! Leo! Leo!
1687
01:26:16,668 --> 01:26:18,835
Leo! Leo! Leo!
1688
01:26:18,837 --> 01:26:20,370
It was so close.
1689
01:26:20,372 --> 01:26:22,839
The crust, the sauce!
1690
01:26:22,841 --> 01:26:25,878
It reminded me of when
your fathers were together.
1691
01:26:31,118 --> 01:26:32,253
Yeah, try it! Try it!
1692
01:26:54,843 --> 01:26:57,210
Excuse me!
1693
01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:59,078
I'm sorry, but we can't
accept this trophy.
1694
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,948
Whoa, whoa! No, no, no! Wait.
Wait. We accept, we accept.
1695
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:04,684
Whoa! No, no, no. You heard what he said.
He can't accept. Nikki wins!
1696
01:27:04,686 --> 01:27:06,319
- You're not gonna steal this!
- "Steal"? Your own kid said it!
1697
01:27:06,321 --> 01:27:08,791
It wouldn't be right, Pa!
1698
01:27:09,023 --> 01:27:11,024
You don't understand!
It's not my pizza.
1699
01:27:12,893 --> 01:27:15,263
Nikki, she must have
switched our sauce with theirs.
1700
01:27:15,929 --> 01:27:19,065
That pizza, the winning pizza,
that's got my crust
1701
01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:21,401
and the Angioli family sauce.
1702
01:27:23,039 --> 01:27:24,904
Can we get Nikki back up here?
1703
01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:27,708
- Nikki?
- She's gone, Leo,
1704
01:27:27,710 --> 01:27:29,079
to the airport.
1705
01:27:32,014 --> 01:27:34,114
- Agh!
- Whoa, whoa.
1706
01:27:34,116 --> 01:27:36,816
- Leo, wait a minute. Think about this.
- Where are you going?
1707
01:27:36,818 --> 01:27:39,086
- Take a guess.
- Go get her, kid!
1708
01:27:39,088 --> 01:27:41,224
Hey! Time for you to be Rocky.
1709
01:27:46,263 --> 01:27:47,364
Adrian!
1710
01:27:48,031 --> 01:27:49,798
Woo-hoo!
1711
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:52,733
You destroyed your friendship,
we didn't say anything.
1712
01:27:52,735 --> 01:27:54,736
You destroyed our business,
and we still didn't
1713
01:27:54,738 --> 01:27:56,838
say anything, but this is
where we draw the line.
1714
01:27:56,840 --> 01:27:58,740
You are gonna go to the airport
1715
01:27:58,742 --> 01:28:01,175
and you are gonna fix this,
or you are gonna lose your kids!
1716
01:28:04,247 --> 01:28:06,915
- Andiamo!
- Go, the two of yous!
1717
01:28:06,917 --> 01:28:09,018
- Go on!
- The two of yous!
1718
01:28:09,020 --> 01:28:11,023
- Hey, wait for us!
- Oh!
1719
01:28:11,956 --> 01:28:15,323
♪ Oh, I ♪
1720
01:28:15,325 --> 01:28:17,125
♪ Will keep you safe ♪
1721
01:28:17,127 --> 01:28:19,829
♪ For all my life ♪
1722
01:28:19,831 --> 01:28:23,098
♪ And you ♪
1723
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:24,834
- Thank you.
- ♪ Will have my heart ♪
1724
01:28:24,836 --> 01:28:27,937
♪ For all of time ♪
1725
01:28:27,939 --> 01:28:32,274
- ♪ Even on your darkest days ♪
- Hi, Chef. It's Nikki. Nicole.
1726
01:28:32,276 --> 01:28:34,778
Thank you so much for giving
me this opportunity.
1727
01:28:34,780 --> 01:28:37,848
I got my visa and I am on my way
to make my pitch personally
1728
01:28:37,850 --> 01:28:39,248
to you as soon as I land.
1729
01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:41,952
♪ Oh, I will love you the same ♪
1730
01:28:41,954 --> 01:28:45,224
♪ Oh, I ♪
1731
01:28:46,091 --> 01:28:48,125
♪ Will keep you safe
For all my life ♪
1732
01:28:48,127 --> 01:28:50,830
All laptops, shoes, belts
and fluids. You know the drill.
1733
01:28:51,763 --> 01:28:53,263
Ramone!
1734
01:28:53,265 --> 01:28:55,032
- What's up, girl?
- Get back to work!
1735
01:28:55,034 --> 01:28:57,135
Relax, Terelle.
I need a new profile pic.
1736
01:28:57,137 --> 01:28:58,935
It's great light. Look at this.
1737
01:28:58,937 --> 01:29:01,005
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
1738
01:29:01,007 --> 01:29:02,507
♪ Even on your darkest days ♪
1739
01:29:02,509 --> 01:29:05,877
♪ You know that
I will never change ♪
1740
01:29:05,879 --> 01:29:07,979
- Go!
- Hold on tight!
1741
01:29:07,981 --> 01:29:10,114
- Leo!
- Quick!
1742
01:29:10,116 --> 01:29:11,783
Out of the way! Out of the way!
1743
01:29:11,785 --> 01:29:13,016
Keep going! Excuse me!
1744
01:29:13,018 --> 01:29:15,252
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look out!
1745
01:29:15,254 --> 01:29:16,254
Nikki?
1746
01:29:17,123 --> 01:29:18,192
I'm sorry.
1747
01:29:19,193 --> 01:29:21,429
Come on. No hold ups. Let's go.
1748
01:29:25,232 --> 01:29:27,132
Sweetie? Step back through.
1749
01:29:27,134 --> 01:29:30,168
♪ Oh, I will keep you safe ♪
1750
01:29:30,170 --> 01:29:32,070
♪ For all my life ♪
1751
01:29:32,072 --> 01:29:36,542
♪ And you ♪
1752
01:29:36,544 --> 01:29:38,110
♪ Will have my heart ♪
1753
01:29:38,112 --> 01:29:40,545
Yeah, a bracelet will do it.
Yeah. That, too.
1754
01:29:40,547 --> 01:29:42,213
- And you can go. Yeah.
- Yeah, you don't want her to go
1755
01:29:42,215 --> 01:29:45,285
- to town on you with that latex glove.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1756
01:29:45,287 --> 01:29:48,791
♪ You know That I will never change ♪
1757
01:29:49,056 --> 01:29:53,026
- Hmm!
- ♪ Oh, I ♪
1758
01:29:53,028 --> 01:29:55,197
♪ Will love you the same ♪
1759
01:29:57,064 --> 01:30:00,101
♪ Oh, I ♪
1760
01:30:00,868 --> 01:30:02,201
Nikki!
1761
01:30:02,203 --> 01:30:04,472
♪ Will love you the same ♪
1762
01:30:05,407 --> 01:30:08,341
- Don't go.
- You won, Leo.
1763
01:30:08,343 --> 01:30:10,310
You got what you wanted.
1764
01:30:10,312 --> 01:30:11,992
And I know what I want,
and it's in London.
1765
01:30:12,347 --> 01:30:14,547
The only thing I want
1766
01:30:14,549 --> 01:30:15,549
is you.
1767
01:30:17,186 --> 01:30:20,290
Nikki, please! Stay.
1768
01:30:21,056 --> 01:30:22,124
See what we could be.
1769
01:30:23,959 --> 01:30:25,893
Girl, go to London.
1770
01:30:25,895 --> 01:30:27,862
Don't change your plans
for no man.
1771
01:30:27,864 --> 01:30:30,197
Nikki! Nikki!
1772
01:30:30,199 --> 01:30:33,601
Nikki, what are you doing? Don't
let this coccola drive you away!
1773
01:30:33,603 --> 01:30:35,636
She's not running away from him.
She's running away from you!
1774
01:30:35,638 --> 01:30:36,971
Will you two be quiet?
1775
01:30:40,910 --> 01:30:43,446
- Nothing is gonna change!
- Ah!
1776
01:30:44,114 --> 01:30:45,482
Especially not them.
1777
01:30:46,249 --> 01:30:47,882
It doesn't matter about them.
1778
01:30:47,884 --> 01:30:48,985
I've changed.
1779
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,923
And I'm not afraid
to tell you that
1780
01:30:52,623 --> 01:30:54,058
I'm in love with you.
1781
01:30:55,359 --> 01:30:56,394
I always have been.
1782
01:30:57,929 --> 01:30:59,097
I always will be.
1783
01:31:01,098 --> 01:31:02,597
I'm not afraid to tell my father
1784
01:31:02,599 --> 01:31:05,001
that I want
to start my own shop.
1785
01:31:05,003 --> 01:31:07,005
- What?
- It's about time!
1786
01:31:11,174 --> 01:31:13,109
I mean, all this time,
you never said anything,
1787
01:31:13,111 --> 01:31:15,244
and now that I'm about to
get on a plane,
1788
01:31:15,246 --> 01:31:17,579
you finally find the words.
1789
01:31:17,581 --> 01:31:20,552
Love isn't words. It's actions.
1790
01:31:21,319 --> 01:31:22,285
All right?
1791
01:31:22,287 --> 01:31:23,956
That's why you let me win today.
1792
01:31:25,591 --> 01:31:26,591
And you know what?
1793
01:31:27,425 --> 01:31:29,492
I don't want us to have
to let each other win.
1794
01:31:29,494 --> 01:31:32,297
I want us to both win. Together.
1795
01:31:33,265 --> 01:31:34,500
Please, Nikki. Stay.
1796
01:31:35,701 --> 01:31:37,136
Not for me,
1797
01:31:37,603 --> 01:31:38,603
with me.
1798
01:31:43,142 --> 01:31:44,211
What's it gonna be, girl?
1799
01:31:52,051 --> 01:31:56,254
This is the final boarding call
for flight 7-2-0 to Manchester.
1800
01:31:56,256 --> 01:31:58,659
Final boarding
for flight 7-2-0 to Manchester,
1801
01:31:59,659 --> 01:32:00,928
boarding Gate 25.
1802
01:32:08,569 --> 01:32:10,338
- Nikki.
- Then it's done.
1803
01:32:12,205 --> 01:32:13,275
I think I'm gonna cry.
1804
01:32:15,008 --> 01:32:16,043
Me, too.
1805
01:32:24,752 --> 01:32:26,050
What?
1806
01:32:26,052 --> 01:32:27,922
I had to get my luggage.
1807
01:32:45,374 --> 01:32:47,175
I've loved you all my life.
1808
01:32:49,510 --> 01:32:51,280
Now, what are we gonna
do about them?
1809
01:32:54,349 --> 01:32:56,750
Pa, Sal.
1810
01:32:56,752 --> 01:32:58,386
Isn't it time you tell us
what this fight is all about?
1811
01:32:58,388 --> 01:33:00,620
- No! No!
- No.
1812
01:33:00,622 --> 01:33:03,192
- Yes!
- Or I'm getting on a plane with Nikki.
1813
01:33:06,728 --> 01:33:09,231
Fine. Fine, do you wanna know?
1814
01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:11,766
All right.
1815
01:33:11,768 --> 01:33:12,768
So, you wanna know.
1816
01:33:14,370 --> 01:33:15,370
It's about them.
1817
01:33:17,773 --> 01:33:18,773
Us?
1818
01:33:22,645 --> 01:33:25,379
And the winner of The Best
Pizza of Little Italy is...
1819
01:33:25,381 --> 01:33:28,482
Pizza Napoli!
1820
01:33:28,484 --> 01:33:30,419
Hey, guys, give us the name
of your winning pizza!
1821
01:33:30,421 --> 01:33:33,554
Wait, wait, wait.
We gotta think of a name.
1822
01:33:33,556 --> 01:33:36,090
- It's easy. Pizza Franca.
- No, no, no. Wait.
1823
01:33:36,092 --> 01:33:39,296
- It's better, uh... Pizza Carlo.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1824
01:33:39,829 --> 01:33:42,398
No. You see, my mother made
the award-winning sauce,
1825
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,466
so it's Pizza Franca. Perfect.
1826
01:33:44,468 --> 01:33:47,103
Yeah, but it's
my father's crust.
1827
01:33:47,105 --> 01:33:49,639
Look at this. What is this?
Without my mother's sauce,
1828
01:33:49,641 --> 01:33:51,710
this is nothing! This is
a McDonald's hamburger bun.
1829
01:33:52,209 --> 01:33:54,544
Well, your mother's sauce
1830
01:33:54,546 --> 01:33:56,778
without my father's crust,
you know what this is?
1831
01:33:56,780 --> 01:33:59,183
Campbell's Tomato Soup!
1832
01:33:59,616 --> 01:34:00,616
Eat this!
1833
01:34:04,489 --> 01:34:07,256
- I don't want a pizza named after me!
- Me neither.
1834
01:34:07,258 --> 01:34:09,827
- We were just trying to show respect.
- Honor our families.
1835
01:34:09,829 --> 01:34:12,429
What honor? So that some idiot
1836
01:34:12,431 --> 01:34:15,298
could say that Carlo
was so cheesy,
1837
01:34:15,300 --> 01:34:16,800
he plugged me right up?
1838
01:34:16,802 --> 01:34:20,339
Or even worse, I ate a Franca
for lunch two days in a row!
1839
01:34:20,572 --> 01:34:24,307
Now, you two knuckleheads,
love and honor has nothing
1840
01:34:24,309 --> 01:34:27,377
to do with your selfish pride,
or my crust!
1841
01:34:27,379 --> 01:34:29,378
- Or her sauce.
- My sauce is very good.
1842
01:34:29,380 --> 01:34:31,748
- Your sauce is delicious.
- Look at you two.
1843
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:33,351
- It's the best.
- You were family. Family, huh?
1844
01:34:33,353 --> 01:34:35,386
- Yeah.
- No, they were brothers.
1845
01:34:35,388 --> 01:34:36,855
And for your information,
1846
01:34:36,857 --> 01:34:40,225
- you truly are.
- That's right. Even now,
1847
01:34:40,227 --> 01:34:41,860
more than ever.
He put a ring on it!
1848
01:34:41,862 --> 01:34:43,494
I'm Beyonce.
1849
01:34:43,496 --> 01:34:45,231
Oh, Papa!
1850
01:34:45,898 --> 01:34:47,632
Nonna!
1851
01:34:47,634 --> 01:34:48,699
- Call me Jay-Z.
- Oh, it's so wonderful!
1852
01:34:48,701 --> 01:34:50,834
Oh, thank you! Oh!
1853
01:34:50,836 --> 01:34:53,473
- Nonno!
- You know I love you, kid.
1854
01:34:54,641 --> 01:34:56,377
- Shut up.
- You shut up.
1855
01:34:59,212 --> 01:35:01,347
Aw!
1856
01:35:01,349 --> 01:35:03,249
Yes, we do!
I love you, honey!
1857
01:35:03,251 --> 01:35:05,450
Operations have resumed!
1858
01:35:05,452 --> 01:35:08,353
All laptops, belts, shoes...
1859
01:35:08,355 --> 01:35:09,623
Okay! Let's get out of here!
1860
01:35:13,528 --> 01:35:15,197
Thanks. Just keep 'em
coming, Jessie.
1861
01:35:15,863 --> 01:35:18,331
- Everything's good, yeah?
- It's perfect.
1862
01:35:23,238 --> 01:35:26,406
And so our life in Little
Italy began all over again.
1863
01:35:26,408 --> 01:35:27,810
A better version.
1864
01:35:31,379 --> 01:35:33,746
- Chef, are you tearing up?
- Oh, good God, no.
1865
01:35:33,748 --> 01:35:36,383
I'm British.
I just can't believe
1866
01:35:36,385 --> 01:35:38,585
that I came all this way
to lure back
1867
01:35:38,587 --> 01:35:40,289
my favorite student,
and I'm failing.
1868
01:35:41,222 --> 01:35:43,424
- Gareth's menu didn't work out?
- Oh, on the contrary,
1869
01:35:43,426 --> 01:35:45,193
it worked its way out
1870
01:35:45,195 --> 01:35:47,461
of a top food critic's colon
so quickly,
1871
01:35:47,463 --> 01:35:49,430
I was forced to shut down.
1872
01:35:49,432 --> 01:35:51,265
I'm sorry to hear that.
1873
01:35:51,267 --> 01:35:53,067
I'm sure you'll find
another concept you like.
1874
01:35:56,405 --> 01:35:57,473
I think I just did.
1875
01:35:59,241 --> 01:36:01,408
Are you interested
1876
01:36:01,410 --> 01:36:03,810
in going international?
1877
01:36:03,812 --> 01:36:05,779
Attention, single ladies!
1878
01:36:05,781 --> 01:36:08,684
The bride's gonna
toss the bouquet!
1879
01:36:08,686 --> 01:36:10,385
- Come on, Chef! Let's go!
- All right, come on!
1880
01:36:10,387 --> 01:36:11,789
- Okay!
- Come on!
1881
01:36:13,958 --> 01:36:16,594
- Go for the front!
- Oh! Oh!
1882
01:36:21,831 --> 01:36:23,297
Oh, my God!
1883
01:36:23,299 --> 01:36:25,300
- Hey!
- Stop it!
1884
01:36:30,908 --> 01:36:34,310
Oh, Carlo! I've got
something to tell you.
1885
01:36:34,312 --> 01:36:36,478
- What, honey?
- I'm pregnant.
1886
01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:39,449
What? She says she's pregnant!
1887
01:36:47,559 --> 01:36:49,525
- Jogi, may I have this dance?
- Me?
1888
01:36:49,527 --> 01:36:51,294
- Yeah!
- Be gentle.
1889
01:36:51,296 --> 01:36:53,632
Jessie, will you dance
with me? You look beautiful.
1890
01:36:58,436 --> 01:37:00,472
Ah... Holy cow.
1891
01:37:11,350 --> 01:37:13,420
Life may take you
to distant places...
1892
01:37:13,886 --> 01:37:15,552
but it's love
that brings you home.
1893
01:37:15,554 --> 01:37:17,687
We may not
have it all together...
1894
01:37:17,689 --> 01:37:19,924
- but together...
- we have it all.
1895
01:37:19,926 --> 01:37:22,294
So, you finally gonna
1896
01:37:22,296 --> 01:37:24,662
tell me the secret
to your Nonna's sauce?
1897
01:37:24,664 --> 01:37:27,064
I told you.
It's two teaspoons...
1898
01:37:27,066 --> 01:37:28,832
- Oh, my goodness.
- Of nunya!
1899
01:37:28,834 --> 01:37:30,969
- Seriously?
- Nunya business?
1900
01:37:33,573 --> 01:37:35,407
♪ If true love ♪
1901
01:37:35,409 --> 01:37:37,408
♪ Is all I need ♪
1902
01:37:37,410 --> 01:37:41,011
♪ Then all I need
Is you lovin' me ♪
1903
01:37:41,013 --> 01:37:44,550
♪ If true love is all I need ♪
1904
01:37:44,552 --> 01:37:46,585
47th take here.
1905
01:37:46,587 --> 01:37:48,654
Oh, Franca!
1906
01:37:48,656 --> 01:37:51,556
- I love you!
- Oh, Carlo!
1907
01:37:51,558 --> 01:37:53,926
Carlo! Carlo!
1908
01:37:53,928 --> 01:37:55,828
Heh-heh. Cut.
1909
01:37:55,830 --> 01:37:57,529
We'll never get it cut.
1910
01:37:57,531 --> 01:38:00,565
♪ True love ♪
1911
01:38:00,567 --> 01:38:02,368
♪ True love ♪
1912
01:38:02,370 --> 01:38:03,672
My penis sack fell off.
1913
01:38:04,705 --> 01:38:06,373
The sack that holds my penis.
1914
01:38:06,375 --> 01:38:08,007
- That holds your rocket?
- It fell off.
1915
01:38:08,009 --> 01:38:10,877
I have to put my penis back in the sack.
1916
01:38:10,879 --> 01:38:13,646
I've been about to have
a laugh attack all day
1917
01:38:13,648 --> 01:38:15,088
and this is sending me
over the edge.
1918
01:38:15,951 --> 01:38:17,287
♪ True love ♪
1919
01:38:17,952 --> 01:38:20,787
♪ You got all of me ♪
1920
01:38:20,789 --> 01:38:23,390
- Oh!
- Your booboo forgot!
1921
01:38:23,392 --> 01:38:24,990
- Sh! Sh! Sh!
- Sh! Sh! Listen to me!
1922
01:38:24,992 --> 01:38:26,726
- It's family! And it's...
- You wanna go have sex?
1923
01:38:26,728 --> 01:38:28,494
Now?
1924
01:38:28,496 --> 01:38:29,564
♪ True love ♪
1925
01:38:30,699 --> 01:38:33,834
I love you.
I love you.
1926
01:38:33,836 --> 01:38:36,571
That's like,
a very Italian accent.
1927
01:38:36,573 --> 01:38:38,473
It doesn't sound like it to me.
1928
01:38:38,475 --> 01:38:39,643
I'm just learning.
1929
01:38:43,113 --> 01:38:44,846
Is your hand on my ass?
1930
01:38:44,848 --> 01:38:47,949
Yeah. I was hopin'
you wouldn't notice.
1931
01:38:47,951 --> 01:38:49,483
It's because you're
taller than me.
1932
01:38:49,485 --> 01:38:50,418
It'll be there a lot now.
1933
01:38:50,420 --> 01:38:51,852
That's not my hand.
1934
01:38:51,854 --> 01:38:53,623
You wanna put your hand
on my ass?
1935
01:38:54,758 --> 01:38:56,791
Italian style.
1936
01:38:56,793 --> 01:38:58,794
♪ Baby, that's the mission ♪
1937
01:38:58,796 --> 01:39:00,862
♪ And with all the stories ♪
1938
01:39:00,864 --> 01:39:03,631
- I can do it!
- Stop! I can't...
1939
01:39:03,633 --> 01:39:05,837
- You want help with that?
- It's stressful!
1940
01:39:07,171 --> 01:39:09,972
People think it's weird being
around dead bodies, but
1941
01:39:09,974 --> 01:39:11,807
they're kind of like my friends.
1942
01:39:11,809 --> 01:39:13,808
Friends with benefits,
am I right?
1943
01:39:13,810 --> 01:39:16,111
- I'm gonna pee.
- Is this Gina's?
1944
01:39:16,113 --> 01:39:18,648
♪ I just fantasize ♪
1945
01:39:18,650 --> 01:39:21,650
♪ Nothing in life
Is worth as much as this ♪
1946
01:39:21,652 --> 01:39:24,086
♪ If true love ♪
1947
01:39:24,088 --> 01:39:27,524
♪ Is all I need
Then all I need... ♪
1948
01:39:27,526 --> 01:39:30,460
Damn. This is like
an episode of Springer.
1949
01:39:30,462 --> 01:39:31,860
- Need to say we're leaving at 7:00.
- All right.
1950
01:39:31,862 --> 01:39:33,796
- Oh!
- You all right? We've still got time.
1951
01:39:33,798 --> 01:39:36,832
You're drunk with me, aren't you?
I do this to you. Get over here.
1952
01:39:36,834 --> 01:39:39,501
♪ If true love ♪
1953
01:39:39,503 --> 01:39:41,604
♪ Is all I need ♪
1954
01:39:45,478 --> 01:39:47,877
Maybe we should elope.
1955
01:39:47,879 --> 01:39:50,983
Please! Will you mother
just leave?
1956
01:39:51,550 --> 01:39:53,551
No more white people!
1957
01:39:53,553 --> 01:39:55,985
- Woo!
- Whoa, baby!
1958
01:39:55,987 --> 01:39:59,523
- Oh, yeah!
- Ooh! Brother, here you go!
1959
01:39:59,525 --> 01:40:01,695
Jogi's hotter than the pizza
in here, baby!
1960
01:40:03,763 --> 01:40:05,432
♪ True love ♪
1961
01:40:06,532 --> 01:40:09,034
Now, don't ask me
to go down on one knee.
1962
01:40:09,036 --> 01:40:10,968
As long as you don't ask me
1963
01:40:10,970 --> 01:40:12,639
to go down on both later.
1964
01:40:13,005 --> 01:40:15,410
- No, only all fours.
- Oh, animale!
1965
01:40:16,609 --> 01:40:18,176
- No.
- Is there anything hard
1966
01:40:18,178 --> 01:40:21,679
in there that I need
to know about? Even semi-hard?
1967
01:40:21,681 --> 01:40:23,882
I'm just gonna check under
your shirt. I am right under
1968
01:40:23,884 --> 01:40:26,250
that t-shirt and I'm just gonna
check close to your nipple.
1969
01:40:26,252 --> 01:40:28,986
That is my nipple. There are
people watching us right now.
1970
01:40:28,988 --> 01:40:30,990
I don't do this normally!
1971
01:40:30,992 --> 01:40:32,991
A penis sack.
1972
01:40:32,993 --> 01:40:35,898
I don't need help! I can do it!
1973
01:41:13,235 --> 01:41:17,604
♪ To the top we go ♪
1974
01:41:18,775 --> 01:41:19,777
Mwah!
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