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Hey Rick. I was wondering
if you could help me out
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with a bit of a rake situation.
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A “rake situation”?
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Long story short, I asked Gene
if he borrowed my rake
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and he said “no” like
Like that, like, too fast.
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Like faster than someone should know
they don’t have my rake.
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I think he has my rake and I...
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I’m not going to murder Gene.
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Jerry, thank you for bringing
me into The Rake Situation.
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I’ve done all I can, I’m out.
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No surprise there. All that brain,
and you just waste it.
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Hold up.
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I waste my brain.
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Rick, obviously you were born
smarter than me,
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- but if I had your brain...
- If you had my...
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I am so sick of this "born smart" shit.
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Are you gonna kill me?
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I was born crying and
pissing myself just like you.
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Then I become the smartest man
in the universe and do I get credit?
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No, I get to
“check my brain privilege.”
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So we’re swapping bodies?
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No. That would be Freaky Friday
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which is the ceiling of your
grasp of consciousness.
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The brain is part of the body, Jerry,
it’s hardware.
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I’m gonna put my mind in your brain.
And your mind in my brain.
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Then we’ll see the real
definition of “waste”, Jerry.
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Or, you know, admit genius isn't
random and your failures are your own.
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- Oh, not doing that.
- Thought as much.
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... oh furck, oh grod...
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Wait, no!
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Okay, hold on, hold on.
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Alright, Jerry, you can do this.
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Medical Emergency Detected.
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There goes my Thursday.
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{\an8}I’m telling you man, you’re making
a big mistake here.
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{\an8}Ha. Bigger mistake than being
a criminal? I'm mistake-proof.
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{\an8}Sorry to bother, boss, I caught this
punk selling crystals on our turf...
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{\an8}You big precious moron,
do you know who the fuck, this is Morty!
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{\an8}The kid who hangs with Rick Sanchez!
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{\an8}- Tried to warn you, man.
- Rick Sanchez?
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{\an8}Underworld legend?
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{\an8}Chaotic neutral sci-fi guy? Huh?
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{\an8}Christ, he's gonna
turn me into a sandwich.
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{\an8}- What is this guy, fucking new?
- Think he was a Dylan rec, boss.
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{\an8}Well, check those fucking
references next time.
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{\an8}Whatever this kid wants to do
in our territory is his business. Fuck.
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{\an8}Fuck! Call my wife, we gotta prep
go-bags three through six.
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{\an8}Hey pal. You good?
You whole?
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{\an8}You guys have milkshakes?
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{\an8}We will learn what they
are and get you one.
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{\an8}What a turn. Lucky I’m such
a genius your garage can thwart death.
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{\an8}I’m the genius and it’s your garage, idiot.
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{\an8}Hey, what the fuck
did you do to my body?
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{\an8}Your body, Jerry, your mind did
that to my body using my brain.
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{\an8}Jerry, my mind was in this brain,
in your body. Pretty easy to follow.
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{\an8}- It shuffled us.
- Shuffled you maybe.
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{\an8}- I'm tracking everything.
- Garage? Fix this.
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{\an8}-Situation was fixed.
- You call this fixed?
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{\an8}- This guy thinks he’s me.
- This guy thinks he’s me.
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{\an8}Let’s see you fix it then, asshole.
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{\an8}I fucking will. I got my lab right here,
gimme three hours.
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{\an8}Sure yeah, like I’d ever trust
you to open my skull.
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{\an8}I’ll fix it, I just need to scan for...
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{\an8}Like I’d trust Your fritzing R2D2 ass,
you’ll just kill me on purpose.
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{\an8}So that’s where my paranoia went.
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{\an8}Rick speaking, who is this?
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{\an8}Rick! It's Chuxly. From Crimetown.
We’ve met five or ten times, listen,
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{\an8}small misunderstanding,
one of my guys saw your buddy Morty
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{\an8}running an errand and he brought
him in which I told him not to do.
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{\an8}but I’ve got Morty and he is fine.
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{\an8}Wait, what?
Aren’t you describing kidnapping?
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{\an8}- Morty’s kidnapped?
- No no no!
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{\an8}Give me that, Jerry.
Hello? Hello? This is Rick Sanchez,
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{\an8}I’m using my son-in-law’s vocal cords
because I’m amazing,
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{\an8}if you touch my grandson I’m gonna...
get off me!
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...hello?
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Jerry stop! You’re fucking this up!
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You’re only calling me Jerry because
you’re so stupid you think it’s hurtful,
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which it is!
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Tell me where you are.
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No! You tell then where they are,
like Liam Neeson.
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Do not pretend to explain Liam
Neeson to me, Sir.
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- Hey! Jerry!
- Don’t touch me there!
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- We know where you are.
- We know where you are.
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- My milkshake is empty!
- Okay!
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That was so embarrassing,
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do you have any clue what
a pain it is to cultivate a mystique?
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Yeah, I do, it’s my mystique and
you’re just cultivating Jerry's shame.
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- What is with my hair?
- Don’t!
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- Leave it!
- Why do you care about hair, nerd?
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Be quiet for a second, I need to
think through all these chunks of moron.
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Okay. You stay here, touch nothing,
I’ll get Morty.
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Ha! I’m not letting you get Morty
killed and our brains blown out twice.
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Car, electrocute Jerry if he gets
in the front seat.
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Car, engage castration protocol
right now.
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Figure out how to drive me together
or I will have to kill you both.
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What are we, a 1930s comedy act,
stop swerving!
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- You’re swerving!
- Alright, when we get there,
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let me do the talking.
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Yeah, I know, because you look the
most like us, I’m not stupid.
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- I beg to differ.
- Screw you, half Jerry!
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- You’re a half Jerry!
- You’re a half Jerry!
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Looks like he’s inbound, boss.
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Okay, he is in a bad mood
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so we are kissing ass
until our lips are asscolored.
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Straighten that pillow! He might
hate crooked pillows! I don’t know!
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Nice parking job, assdick,
you scratched my car.
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Rick! And... and uh, Rick’s friend!
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This is my... assassin.
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Deadliest
man in the galaxy and he’s gay.
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- Why am I gay?
- Woah! Hey!
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Whoa. Why aren’t you?
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Sorry about that.
Sorry. Sorry.
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Well, I got Morty right here, happy
as a milkshake.
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And since we interrupted your day,
Morty’s got ten thousand croutons,
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that’s slang for crystals,
Morty, show him.
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- We know what croutons are.
- Why is dad here?
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Your dad’s a gay assassin?
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So cool and ordinary, sorry, ssorry.
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I appreciate you trying to make good
but you cost me ten times that much.
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It doesn’t matter, Rick.
The guy’s already kissing your ass.
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It’s the ass kissers
you have to keep in line.
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When they sense weakness,
they move on you.
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What are we, Walter White?
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Who cares if a mid-tier crime
dork “moves” on us...
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Thank you for the crystals.
Morty, get in the car.
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Actually, Morty, why don’t
you leave those crystals here...
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since it’s such an insulting amount.
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There it is.
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Now he’s thinking, maybe I can kill god.
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Yeah because god doesn’t haggle
for ten thousand fucking croutons,
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look, here’s the deal, I’m Rick,
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That’s my son-in-law,
and we’re all a little gay.
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- Yeah.
- It’s a spectrum.
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Morty, it’s me Rick, get in the car.
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Don’t get in the car, Morty.
And put the briefcase down.
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Morty, get in the car twice,
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once for each five additional briefcases
this asshole owes us!
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Stop doing this terrible
impression of me!
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Look, at this point we’re bad
gangsters if we don’t roll the dice.
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Everybody start killing them!
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What have you two assholes done?
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It’s okay, it’s a nice restaurantwoah!
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Shit! Crime restaurant!
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Oh my god! Am I really about to die
because you botched a Freaky Friday?
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- Yes.
- Whoever you are,
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you’re in Rick’s body,
use your implants.
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I’m trying, half my
brain is the guy that
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still needs your mom to use
the electric wine opener.
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Hang on, I think I got it.
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Right, from my conehead phase.
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- Awesome fucking movie.
- Incredible cast.
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Goddamn it!
I’m shooting my way back to the car.
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Ugh, way to go! Now my son and
grandson hates us!
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He’s my son and grandson too!
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We do share an agenda in that sense.
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Let’s hope you share my aim.
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Fall is here, hear the yell
Back to school ring the bell
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Brand new shoes, walking blues
Climb the fence, books and pens
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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Hey, get up here!
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Said the throat to the hand.
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You might feel a pinch
and maybe a rocket.
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You’ll have to aim. Hop on.
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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Ahaha! You coneheaded son of a bitch!
Can’t believe that worked!
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I wish they did that in the movie!
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Jesus fucking christ.
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Huh, should’ve done
something with my hands.
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Morty, gotta push or pull, your call.
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What the hell? What happened?
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They made us stop at every
drivethru chain in the galaxy,
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so they could make one giant burger
with a patty from each place.
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- I guess I meant before that.
- Brains got a little mixed up...
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But we’re gonna swap back, don’t worry.
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Just didn’t wanna build
a neural interface on an empty stomach.
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- Right?
- Wait, you guys did a brain swap?
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Don’t bother chiding until they’re
unshuffled, neither one is Dad or Rick.
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I guess I’m thrilled you guys
are getting along?
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Let’s keep that going when those
brains get back in their bodies.
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Whoa, going for
the electropneumatic diodes. Wild man.
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Only gonna build this once,
gotta do it with style.
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I think we can up the wattage.
Hey, another beer?
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It’s about the journey, brother.
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Ahh, Rick used to hate that kind of
hang-loose McConaughey platitude,
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but he was also just gonna spend
today grumpy and isolated.
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And Jerry’d still be hung up about
the rake.
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The rake! Oh my god, should we do it?
We’ve gotta do it!
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Oh yeah!
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Alright, that should do it.
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- Son of a bitch.
- Classic Gene...
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Huh. Crazy, this is the kind of thing
that used to really piss me off.
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Now it’s just kinda funny...
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You wanna replace
it with a holographic rake?
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Oh that’d be fun, he’d get confused
trying to pick it up.
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I guess I don’t even wanna do that.
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I just want to live,
I want Gene to live,
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I want all of us to make
mistakes and change all the time.
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Amen to that, brother.
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Kinda thought two geniuses would
build faster than one...
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When do I start being concerned
about this?
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Just having a little fun with my
new friend, sweetie.
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Who is talking to me right now?
Mostly my dad or mostly my husband?
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Been on that website.
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Look, I’ve been patient, but I can’t
tell how to get mad at who.
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No one enters my room or touches me
until this is wrapped up.
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- What do you take me for?
- Ugh, Beth, gross, ugh!
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I want you to know, when this is over,
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the guy in this body is gonna
yell at Jerry and call him useless.
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Really lay into him.
But he won’t always mean it.
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Well, cards on the table,
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the guy in this body might call Rick
an angry old asshole.
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But he’s the closest
thing Jerry has to a friend.
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This was fun. Rick would’ve
never been able to admit that.
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It’s a shame those guys had
to become us to be happy.
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Kids! Breakfast and school,
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if we don’t at least pretend
they matter everything falls apart.
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Jerry? Dad?
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They left a note.
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Should we read it
in Rick’s voice or Dad’s?
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“Dear family, we thought
about leaving a note.
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But then one of us
was like why are we leaving a note,
224
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,175
that’s such a Jerry thing to do.
225
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,845
But if we didn’t leave a note,
that’s such a Rick thing to do.
226
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,805
And then we realized,
we just gotta be us.
227
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,808
So it’s a note but it’s not
really well thought out.“
228
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,894
That’s it?
They got out a pen and a paper for this?
229
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,230
Hey, did you guys get a note too?
230
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,565
Mine’s really long.
231
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,653
Beautiful day to be carrying glass?
232
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,072
I can’t believe a dying kid would
wish for a window.
233
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,324
Dammit!
234
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,660
Hey! Stop them!
They stole our crystals!
235
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,663
- We stole those first!
- Possession is 9/10th’s of my ass!
236
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,294
- Look at this pancake butt.
- Stop, you’re gonna make me fart.
237
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,054
- Hey! That’s for sipping.
- So are my balls!
238
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,473
Here’s a tip, lady.
239
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,308
Life tastes better
when you’re chugging.
240
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,859
You were in a tree?
Really gambled on this escape route.
241
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,777
Says the guy with a goon on his back.
242
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,866
- Forget it, Burger!
- It’s our calling card!
243
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:11,123
- Really called that one.
- One of us always gets shot.
244
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,003
God dammit!
245
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:20,007
Hey. You’ll never guess who just
ripped us off.
246
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,177
Oh wow, good guess.
247
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,387
Oh man!
248
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,806
Twenty-four crystal heists
in twenty-four hours!
249
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:31,644
We’re two farts in the wind, baby.
Do your Howard Dean scream.
250
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,065
Five o’clock somewhere.
Five o’clock somewhere.
251
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,234
God damn, look at us.
252
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:42,238
No rules, no responsibilities.
Just two best friends on the run.
253
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,494
The voice mailbox for,
wait, wait, wait, wait did it beep?
254
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,288
- My name is Jer...
- Is full. Goodbye.
255
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,499
Looks like we just missed them.
256
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,585
So they just stick burgers in dead
guy’s mouths now?
257
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,755
- In dead criminal’s mouths, Summer.
- You’re defending them?
258
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,590
Well, they were my husband and father.
259
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:02,967
Thanks for the tip, Blarb.
260
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,594
It’s weird, most of my underworld
contacts are ghosting me.
261
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:09,682
My pleasure, Morty, I should be
thanking you for making me rich.
262
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,600
Wait. I didn’t pay you for this.
263
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,810
Yeah, these guys did.
264
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,028
What’s the problem, kid,
conehead got your tongue?
265
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,780
Chuxly? You’re alive?
266
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,951
...Did this guy always have a hole
or is that a big reveal?
267
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,914
Everything should be in a swamp!
268
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,542
Working with ya’ll
was a plum-fool idea!
269
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,752
Burger & Fries, who the hell is this??
270
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,963
Just an average mid-tier crime dork.
271
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,631
Chuxly? You’re alive?
272
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,009
Shut up! I got something you might
wanna hear.
273
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,970
Caught your family out looking for you.
274
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,556
What do you want?
We’ve smoked most of what we stole.
275
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,602
I just want you, both of you.
Or I smoke your family.
276
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,938
What am I saying, sure,
bring money too. One hour.
277
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,900
Shit. Guess we should shoot the
fuel tank?
278
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,363
You guys coulda done
that the whole time?
279
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,044
So. What now?
280
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,714
Hey, remember how we met?
281
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,050
That nonrescue of Morty?
282
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:31,388
We were thinking we were different
and accusing each other of being bad.
283
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,017
But Morty reminded us we both love
our family.
284
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,603
And it brought us together.
285
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,859
- Let’s do this.
- Well, if we’re gonna do it right,
286
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,278
we might as well use our best idea.
287
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,907
You guys comfortable?
No? Good.
288
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,617
Who are you? What is this place?
289
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,078
And does my son sell drugs
for my father,
290
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,871
maybe criminals will
actually be honest with me.
291
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,289
Crystals can be anything, Mom.
292
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,041
- But these crystals are drugs.
- Morty!
293
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,295
Here we go, boys! This is it!
294
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:04,755
- Jerry?
- Rick!
295
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,799
- Grandpa?
- Jesus christ.
296
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,219
Morty. Summer. Daughterwife.
You are safe now.
297
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:15,307
Holy shit. All the positive aspects
of each, perfectly melded together?
298
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,476
Yes. I am... Jerricky.
299
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,438
Alright boys,
nothing could have prepared us for this!
300
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,899
At this point
we gotta shoot and hope!
301
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,735
Also everything’s flammable!
302
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,626
Hey, guys! Little help!
303
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,055
Gotta split?
304
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,310
I’m sorry, Chux!
I started this! It’s all my fault!
305
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,604
Solid apology new guy.
If we live through this,
306
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,605
you're off the hook.
307
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,528
- Nice shot, Morty.
- Everything’s flammable.
308
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,366
What a family.
309
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,870
- You got shot?
- No, no, no...
310
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,788
The stitches, they never really set.
311
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,166
What can I say,
I’m a workaholic.
312
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,378
I knew this day would come.
313
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:31,091
Chuxly. This is a good death.
You sought mastery over your world.
314
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,385
No, no. I stepped out of line.
315
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,053
I thought I could kill god.
316
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,557
Being a boss in a crime world.
317
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,311
So much stress. Honestly Jerricky,
318
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,314
it’s a relief to die in your four arms.
319
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,149
Final meal?
320
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,947
How, how old is this?
321
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,124
Can we turn on the radio?
322
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,585
At this point, I’d even take a podcast.
323
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,172
Do you not hear the symphony
of atoms dying in space?
324
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,301
...no?
325
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,932
Good. You are here.
326
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,352
I have modified the house defenses.
327
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,396
They will ensure the mob never
bothers you again.
328
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,856
Thanks.
329
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,859
This is killing me.
330
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,987
I thought when you came to rescue us
you learned to love us more than ever.
331
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,197
You learned the opposite?
332
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,825
Burger and Fries
learned to love each other,
333
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,911
then sacrificed
themselves out of love for you.
334
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,997
I am Jerricky,
and I only need to love myself.
335
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,543
You can’t actually be leaving, right?
Like the crows thing?
336
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,003
They’re my dad and grandpa,
you can’t just take them!
337
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,005
Your dad and grandpa are dead, Morty.
338
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,050
They died arguing with each
other about their brains.
339
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,845
Scuse me, are you Jerry?
340
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,222
Sorry, you have one of his heads.
341
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,932
I am Jerricky.
342
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,892
May as well have your rake back then.
343
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,811
That’s right, I took it.
344
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,189
I ask myself why lie about it,
don’t you think he knows?
345
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,232
Couldn’t I get my own?
346
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,693
Of course I could have! But god dammit,
347
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,903
this rake,
it kept my neighbors in my life.
348
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,364
You guys don’t give
a goddamn shit about Gene.
349
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,285
But I see that won’t help me any longer. Here.
350
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,830
You are no longer obligated
in such a way.
351
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,458
I’m gonna give it back anyway.
Just seems like the right thing to do.
352
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:29,960
Okay?
353
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,010
- Shit.
- Shit.
354
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,137
You think a rake will change my mind?
355
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,889
Well, it’s fucking lame, okay?
356
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,599
Both of you walking out on Mom?
357
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,060
I thought you had two sets of balls,
not zero.
358
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,478
Our balls are adequate...
359
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,064
Morty! We’re still in here!
360
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,941
There’s a memory of myself
as a 30 years old,
361
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,192
he kept our egos intact!
362
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:56,445
He saved us!
It was a whole action movie, Morty!
363
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,196
Memory Rick,
he’s still trapped in here.
364
00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,615
Quick, tackle this fucking thing!
365
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,824
- Garage! Garage!
- Help us!, Hold him.
366
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,288
Nicely prepared eggs.
367
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:11,001
I still can’t taste anything.
Awesome adventure, Rick.
368
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,920
Jerry, being shuffled
with me was probably
369
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,964
the best part of your sad existence.
A brush with greatness.
370
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,175
Please, like you didn’t get an upgrade.
371
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,302
What was it like having
integrity for once?
372
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,971
Hey Beth, how much integrity
is left on the mortgage?
373
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:26,058
I think it’s clear you both love each
other more than you’re willing to admit.
374
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,310
Dumb. Fucking dumb.
Go pick up crystals for me.
375
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,853
You don’t have to do that, Morty!
376
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,105
No it’s- it’s okay,
I like doing it.
377
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,858
Welp, those horses won’t
sew themselves up.
378
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:37,653
- But, good to have you both back.
- Whatever.
379
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,155
Great, so I still wind up stuck
with Jerry’s dumb ass?
380
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,532
Fuck you. Eat your eggs that my
wife bought.
381
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,660
How about you eat my shit,
you Hawaiian-shirt-loving twat.
382
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,496
Uncalled for! Rude and uncalled for!
383
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,873
You sit there with your potty
mouth and do everything but help!
384
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,667
Jerry, it’s not my fault that nobody
respects you in here,
385
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,504
- your own kids think...
- ...You could help but you don’t!
386
00:20:55,504 --> 00:21:00,175
Brand new shoes, walking blues
Climb the fence, books and pens
387
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,887
I can tell that we are gonna be friends
388
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,142
I can tell that we are gonna be friends
389
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:17,651
Walk with me, Suzy Lee
Through the park and by the tree
390
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:22,990
We will rest upon the ground
And look at all the bugs we found
391
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,201
Safely walk to school without a sound
392
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,373
Safely walk to school without a sound
393
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,211
I can tell that we are gonna be friends
394
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:41,508
I can tell that we are gonna be friends
395
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,220
And of course,
there’s a space shuttles.
396
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,973
Can you believe that giant thing
actually flies?
397
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,434
Well, of course it can.
It’s a space shuttles.
398
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:54,312
And over here is some stuff about
Thomas Jefferson. Come on students!
399
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,734
Day 8 of attempting
to escape Jerry's mind.
400
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,030
It has become increasingly
clear my daughter married a man
401
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,491
who remembers all technology
as powered by springs and gears.
402
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,160
How did I get here?
403
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:12,330
I suspect a chunk of Rick’s brain
got merged with a chunk of Jerry’s.
404
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,083
But did Rick maroon me by accident?
405
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,127
Or on purpose?
406
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,965
Escape remains possible, but
increasingly unlikely.
407
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,847
Memory Rick! Building more
sculptures out of springs and gears?
408
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,515
Fuck off, Memory Gene.
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