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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:28,395 JUNE 1989 2 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,996 On the last day of school, the last year of high school, 3 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,595 the bell rings after your last class 4 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:54,157 and you think it's the last second of your adolescence. 5 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,309 You have to mark the event with a memorable slogan like: 6 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,790 "May the force be with you". 7 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:06,034 Or: "Champions of the world! Champions of the world!" 8 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:08,553 But most of all, 9 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:14,079 you just want to let off the steam that's built up over the years. 10 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:32,112 - Thanks for the book. - Tell me what you think. 11 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,670 Kundera's light years ahead of his time. 12 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,836 Antonio Martinelli, the biggest asshole Lit teacher in history. 13 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,551 Known as "The Prick" by four generations of students. 14 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,832 I was nothing more than a number to him. 15 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,309 Actually, a letter... C-. 16 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,074 To what do I owe the honor, Molinari? 17 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:58,677 - Do you have a second? - Just one, no more. 18 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,277 I just wanted you to know you're a total dick. 19 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,915 You've ruined the last few years of my life. 20 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,314 You made me hate school and I think you're a mega-loser. 21 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,429 I've been wondering for five years 22 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,194 where you buy these awful '70s jackets? 23 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,796 Is the dandruff included or is that your special touch? 24 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,192 And your bag? Same supplier? 25 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,750 And Miss Lattanzi thinks the same way. 26 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,197 There's no point in giving her Kundera, 27 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,319 someone like her would never put out for someone like you. 28 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,756 I felt great! 29 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,468 Too bad no one was there to witness it. 30 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:51,190 I humiliated him, I deserved a standing ovation. 31 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,590 Did you hear about Mr. Santoro? 32 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,549 He had an accident. He won't be here for the exams. 33 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,798 Guess who's taking his place? 34 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:09,189 - You're kidding. - I never kid. 35 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,476 Nice hair, come like that to the exams... 36 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:22,070 On the last day of the last year of high school, 37 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,231 when the bell rings after your last class, 38 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,040 you think it's the last second of your adolescence... 39 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,510 Total bullshit! 40 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,159 THE NIGHT BEFORE FINALS 41 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,715 Good for you, Luca. The biggest dork of the century. 42 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,794 If you pass, Ascoli will win the Nationals. 43 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,835 Massi, my best friend. 44 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,315 He has the record of dead grandparents. 45 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,677 35 old people sacrificed so he can get out of tests. 46 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,236 If The Prick sees us together, he'll flunk me too. 47 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,551 Simona! 48 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,756 Move your butt! 49 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,868 Sorry, the Nobel Prize winner for manners is calling. 50 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:18,199 Simona, the only woman alive able to put up with that idiot Massi. 51 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,958 She's a saint. 52 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,191 See you at the party tonight? 53 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,989 I don't feel like coming. And we weren't even invited. 54 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,711 It's embarrassing when you have a party and no one crashes it. 55 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:34,112 - I'm the DJ, I say you can come. - I don't feel like it. 56 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:38,798 - I doubt Martinelli got offended. - No, he just called him a dick. 57 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,271 Be at my house at 8! 58 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,556 No, I said no! 59 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,438 Dress sharp! 60 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,198 I said no! 61 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,473 Luca, tell me you didn't do it. 62 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,878 I have a female best friend too, Alice. 63 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,999 Talking to her over a yogurt drink is the greatest. 64 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:04,597 Besides suicide, there are three ways to avoid flunking. 65 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,314 What? 66 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,512 One: the hole in the ozone expands and wipes us all out. 67 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,512 What's two? 68 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,399 Two: a giant meteor 69 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,758 flies through the hole in the ozone and crashes into Martinelli's house. 70 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,635 Three: Vegan armies invade Earth because Grendizer's on vacation. 71 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:26,156 No, number three is study. It's the best way. 72 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,916 My last hope... 73 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,869 ...the only one who'd understand me, was Riccardo, my best friend. 74 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,038 I know, I said that about Massi and Alice. 75 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,318 I have three, there's no "Top 40" for friends. 76 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,757 Who gives a shit? You were a year ahead anyway. 77 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,912 - So? - You'll be back on schedule. 78 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,880 Just light a joint and it'll be fine. 79 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:54,430 - I haven't flunked yet. - It's a matter of time. 80 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,076 It's so nice having friends. 81 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,233 "12 kilometers down the Appia on the right. 82 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,192 A beige Renault outside a gate. 83 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,720 Go past the oat field." 84 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,918 - What the fuck do oats look like? - I don't know. 85 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,116 - Like oatmeal. - Whatever. 86 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,750 "After two minutes take the first or second left 87 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,070 and you'll hear dogs barking. 88 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,029 It might be the third left, but I'm not really sure." 89 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,278 Simona, your boyfriend is so full of shit! 90 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,432 I'm leaving, thanks for the great evening. 91 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,118 Let's go. I bet they're going to the party. 92 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,352 And you're going to have fun too, Mr. Misery-Guts. 93 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,513 - Hi. - Hi. 94 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,080 Does anyone know whose party this is? 95 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,350 Yes, it's mine. 96 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,792 Oh, congratulations, then. 97 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,832 - You're not on the list, are you? - No. 98 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:28,550 I'm a friend of the DJ, DJ Mas. 99 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,034 He said... 100 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,078 Nice house, it's really pretty. 101 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,278 Especially the garden. It's so... English. 102 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,557 Give it up. It's her party. 103 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,749 Princess Leia. 104 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,318 - Today was my last day of school. - Mine too. 105 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,075 - I did the Science lyceum. - Mine was Classics. 106 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,154 Classics? That was a good choice because... 107 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:03,359 you get a broader education and Greek will help at university. 108 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,955 Greek makes me throw up. 109 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,592 My father made me go to the Classics lyceum. 110 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,958 I know what you mean, extinct languages are pointless. 111 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,634 How many girls have you picked up with this method? 112 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,033 Well... 2 or 3. 113 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,268 In Grade School. 114 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,397 - Champagne! Mademoiselle... - Merci. 115 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,108 - No problem. - You speak French? 116 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,869 Yes, my mother is from Paris. 117 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,796 I studied it at school and went to Paris for 2 months. 118 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,270 Your pronunciation is perfect. 119 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,670 Listen, it's your favorite. 120 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,480 - Favorite what? - Your favorite dance. 121 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,313 Oh, right... That one. 122 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,710 Adieu, mon amour. 123 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:26,116 - Anyway, my name is... - School's out! 124 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,236 That idiot! 125 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,356 - Does champagne stain? - I can't go home like this. 126 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,078 - Now what? - Follow me. 127 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,474 Where? 128 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,874 Here's the wardrobe, close the door. 129 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,196 - What are you doing? - Changing. 130 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,312 Not this one. 131 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,636 Do you like this? Put it on. 132 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,229 - We can't just... - Why? 133 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,352 What? Change your shirt. 134 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,670 Right, right away. 135 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,629 We should have a shower first. 136 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,874 A shower? 137 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,190 What do you mean? 138 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,239 Come here. 139 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,191 - Stop making a scene! - It was a kiss on the mouth! 140 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,516 It was a friendly gesture! 141 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,750 Do friends French kiss? 142 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,070 It was instinctive! 143 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,595 My instinct says to kick his ass! 144 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,673 I wanted that argument to last forever. 145 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,912 I know, Fonzie would have kissed her there and then. 146 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,118 But I wasn't Fonzie, I was Ricky Cunningham. 147 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,238 - Are you smelling me? - No. 148 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,313 I was checking for split ends. 149 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,110 - Okay, I was smelling you. - And? 150 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,034 Nice. Very nice. 151 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,956 How is it? 152 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,714 What are they doing? 153 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,598 Making up. 154 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,152 Never again, I love you. 155 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,198 I love my little buttercup. 156 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,715 You're my buttery buttercup. You're so buttery! 157 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,710 Are you kidding? You think she's right? 158 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,077 - You kiss friends on the lips? - Sometimes. 159 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,595 - You don't? - I dare them to try! 160 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,310 - Claudia, where the fuck were you? - Around... 161 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,636 Let's go, your brother just puked in the pool. 162 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,238 - Who's that? - No one. 163 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,276 Have you changed? 164 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,510 Claudia... The love of my life is Claudia. 165 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,159 Are you drunk? 166 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,988 I've never been drunk. 167 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,959 But why is everything spinning? 168 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,834 9 June. Positive thought: 169 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,953 The party was crowded, the music cool and sangria great. 170 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:51,639 Negative thought: The same one... Cesare. 171 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,193 He's been really edgy lately. 172 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,998 Don't you caution me, you little weasel! 173 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,757 The worst thing is 12 days, 6 hours and 23 minutes to exams. 174 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,676 Who invented final exams? 175 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,115 I want that bastard's name! 176 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,632 If I don't get top grade, dad will kill himself. 177 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,157 But will this grade ever make a difference in my life? 178 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,554 PS... I met a nice guy. 179 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,356 I can't even remember his name. Too bad. 180 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,433 I liked Raf better with "Self-Control". 181 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,189 Grandma, it was awful! With his fake English! 182 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,476 What? "You take my self..." 183 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,270 Quick, listenable. And most of all, international. 184 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,679 - Hello? - Today is the first day of freedom. 185 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,230 I couldn't care less. Dado and I broke up. 186 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,638 I swear on Tom Cruise I'll never see him again. 187 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,030 Then he makes that puppy-dog face... 188 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,716 - Tells you you're special... - I couldn't care less. 189 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,717 - How was the party? - Crowded. 190 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:20,192 - Tell her the best part. - I met a guy. 191 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:24,309 - What's he like? - There's something about him... 192 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,239 - Have you set a date? - For what? 193 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,313 The day you dump Cesare for good! 194 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,119 - I like him. - Like you would a goldfish. 195 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,239 You were 15 and he was 19 when you got together. 196 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,320 Now you're 19... and he's 15. 197 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,948 We're here for something important, 198 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,276 our final exams so... 199 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,588 - This one? - Too frumpy. 200 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,840 I'll just go naked. 201 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,314 - Do you think I'll pass? - Of course! 202 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,635 - Tell me the truth. - You're the only one who got an A. 203 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,912 - It would be impossible. - I flunked Math. 204 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,078 And Physics. I've got 43 absences. 205 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,191 You could've avoided that. 206 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,871 - What about this one? - No, too working-class. 207 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,311 Have you ever tried reading Dickinson at 10 a.m.? 208 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,358 In a park with the lifting fog... 209 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,960 "Had I not seen the sun, I could have borne the shade. 210 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,914 But Light a newer Wilderness, my wilderness has made." 211 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,519 What a drag! 212 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,720 - Claudia... - Can't you knock? 213 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,072 What for? Grandma was supposed to sew these. 214 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,399 - She's in the kitchen. - No, she's not in her room either. 215 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,156 She hasn't gone out, has she? Did she take her medicine? 216 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,550 How would I know? 217 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,392 Okay, guys. Five-minute break. 218 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,516 Hi, Claudia. 219 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:47,238 - So you joined. - Don't tell your dad, though. 220 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,515 - Or the cardiologist either? - He's such a pain. 221 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,992 - What about the physical? - Well... 222 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:01,552 Adele! You never told me you had such a pretty friend. 223 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,877 Cut it out! Claudia, meet Ludovico. 224 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,395 Hello, I know all about you. 225 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,591 You're about to graduate. 226 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,435 You like the beach but not the mountains. 227 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,673 And most of all, you like men over 70. 228 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,439 - Of course! - But I have some bad news. 229 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:26,912 My heart is already beating for another dancer! 230 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,952 But I will dance with you. Come on. 231 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,637 The most important thing about the exams 232 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,871 are the photocopies. 233 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,273 An authentic US army cartridge holder 234 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,990 containing 72 miniaturized essays, I repeat, 72! 235 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,353 Passing the written's your only hope. 236 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,672 Then even if you flunk the oral, Martinelli can't do fuck all. 237 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,437 - You're not normal. - But the stroke of genius is... 238 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,188 This: an engraved sticker 239 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,716 containing all the mathematical theorems and formulas in the world. 240 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,713 - You can't even read it! - Because I walked on it. 241 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,949 - Are you going to fly to the exam? - You're so anal. 242 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,232 So what about this Claudia? 243 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,632 Claudia is... 244 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,910 Like a sunset on a sailboat. 245 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,078 Like Tardelli's goal against Germany. 246 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,996 Like a general strike 247 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,351 when you didn't do your homework the night before. 248 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,433 Ouch... 249 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,356 We have to do something 250 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,670 or the lovebird will ruin our whole summer. 251 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,549 - Let's find this Claudia. - Should I throw Simon out? 252 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,279 Yes, do it. 253 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,159 Loredana, can't you see we're having a meeting? 254 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,952 Sorry. 255 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,872 What do we know about her? 256 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,480 - She went to a Classics lyceum. - She's got a boyfriend. 257 00:21:17,562 --> 00:21:19,122 - That doesn't matter. - Yes, it does. 258 00:21:19,123 --> 00:21:22,669 He's a moron, and she deserves better. 259 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,518 - And you're better? - Yeah. 260 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,550 If you didn't lay her yesterday, you've got no chance now. 261 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,872 Exactly. Is it even worth it? 262 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,270 This Claudia... 263 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,038 does she have nice buns? 264 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,232 Simona, how can you go out with him? He's as sensitive as a toilet seat. 265 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,994 You get used to life's misfortunes. 266 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,879 But guys, the point is... 267 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:51,671 - How do I find her? - Ask the girl who had the party. 268 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,076 What do I do? 269 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,995 "Hi, I crashed your party the other night and..." 270 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,196 - That's one way. - Come on! 271 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,837 I took down Spandau Ballet. With that hair... 272 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,034 - What are you putting up now? - Madonna and Nelson Mandela. 273 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,357 Nice couple. But I'd even be racier. 274 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,512 Gorbachev and Cicciolina. 275 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,955 The time has come, the legendary Santilli is here. 276 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,234 The reason I've been summoned? 277 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,552 Filippo, first I'd like to apologize for all the practical jokes. 278 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,711 I've always admired you. 279 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,832 As both student and... your look. 280 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:45,037 We called you to help us study for exams. 281 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:50,394 You can sail right through towards an A+. 282 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,588 - You want me to test you? - Yes. 283 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,035 And be ruthless, like a real exam. 284 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,271 Okay... ruthless. 285 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,750 But not too much, we'll get demoralized. 286 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,275 - Okay, in what subject? - Italian. 287 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,075 Something that goes for written and oral. 288 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,713 Let's start with an elementary inquiry. 289 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,958 Considering what we've studied, 290 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,436 in your opinion, 291 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,513 how much has Jansenism influenced Manzonian Poetics? 292 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,431 Back-up question? 293 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,433 - Wait, let me think. - You think you know? 294 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,596 - I do. - He knows. 295 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,354 - Give him time! - Answer! 296 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,750 - What was it? Jansen... - Johnson who? 297 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:43,078 - Get the dictionary! - Jansenism... 298 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:47,154 - Why wouldn't I know? - Trick question! 299 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,709 Tell the truth: There's no such thing as Jansenism. 300 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,520 There it goes... yes! 301 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,200 And Lothar Matthäus strikes again! 302 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,789 - Again? It's one-nil. - I know. 303 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,076 - Wait. - Excuse me! 304 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,278 - I have exams in ten days. - Good luck, babe. 305 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,750 What record? Your team won by pure luck. 306 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,514 - You didn't deserve it. - Luck? 307 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,799 26 wins, 6 ties, 2 losses, average + 7, that's luck? 308 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,237 It's the start of a string of wins for Inter. 309 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,872 Why don't you two go out? You get on just great! 310 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,232 - Your sister's moody. - Time of the month. 311 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,516 That's a penalty! 312 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,193 Up yours! 313 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,113 Some pie? It's sour cherry. 314 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,915 Thanks Grandma. Not right now. 315 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,398 - What about you, Chicca? - Sure, thanks. 316 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,274 When will you know who got through to the exams? 317 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,673 - Tomorrow. - Then I'll make a cake to celebrate. 318 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,038 Let's hope there's something to celebrate. 319 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,830 Up yours! Under the crossbar. 320 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,958 Go! You black and blue bastard! 321 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,998 Looks like your boyfriend tied. 322 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,273 ADMITTED TO EXAM 323 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,593 Yes! 324 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,239 All right! 325 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,239 NOT ADMITTED 326 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,198 Chicca... 327 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,795 - Hello? - Claudia? It's Chicca's mom. 328 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,157 Hi, Mrs. Salvatori. 329 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,193 Is she over there? She hasn't come home. 330 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,034 No, she's not here. 331 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,515 Did they announce exam admissions? 332 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,673 Yes. 333 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,832 They didn't let her through, right? 334 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,988 No, they didn't. I'm sorry. 335 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,513 - All right. Thanks. - Bye. 336 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,078 I still can't believe it. He admitted me to the exams! 337 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,395 Your average grade is C. 338 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,917 He'll get you on the oral. When you're face to face. 339 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,588 That's when Martinelli will get his revenge. 340 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,195 Alice, stop freaking me out! 341 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,350 - You're so... Oh God, it's The Prick! - What? 342 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,629 It's Martinelli! 343 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,833 Let's go. 344 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,991 Peppe! What happened? 345 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,392 Someone stole your teacher's Simca 1000. Great taste! 346 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,913 Let's go! 347 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,232 If he sees me, he'll think I did it. 348 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,316 - He saw us! - Follow me. 349 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,675 Hi, what happened? 350 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,992 You tell me. In this screwed up country? 351 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,357 I was renting a movie and my car got stolen. 352 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,473 And they're like those 3 monkeys round here: hear no, see no, speak no evil. 353 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,553 Luca can take you to the police. 354 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,678 - He's got his scooter. - No, I'll take the bus. 355 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,195 The bus is a nightmare. 356 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,875 And Luca would be glad, right? 357 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,993 Sure, I'll take you. 358 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,393 - On your scooter? - Yes. 359 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,400 So where is this road monster? 360 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,835 Luca Molinari, claims under his own responsibility 361 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,913 that he personally knows Antonio Martinelli, 362 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,594 born in Asti, 16 July 1945. 363 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,832 - Yes. - All right, sign and date. 364 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,673 Legible. 365 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,236 Wait a couple of minutes and I'll give you copies. 366 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,790 This is all I needed. 367 00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,436 I don't care about the papers, I've got copies. 368 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,998 It sounds weird, but I'm upset about the car. 369 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,915 A Simca 1000 is a great car. 370 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,151 Fuck... Darn it. 371 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,473 How long does it take to make a copy? 372 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,191 - It's 8:00! - Your wife must be worried. 373 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,838 My wife... She's been gone for a year. 374 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,353 I'm so sorry. You never told anyone. 375 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,990 - I would have come. - Come where? 376 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:49,597 She's alive, she left me. For some yuppie, a lawyer. 377 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,910 That's good. 378 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,235 I mean... You know... 379 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,511 That's good she's still alive. 380 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,638 Not that she left you... for a yuppie. 381 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:08,478 After graduation, you should go into public relations. 382 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,150 - All right, thanks. - No problem. 383 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,389 Sorry you had to pedal up that hill. 384 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,876 But don't think this changes things between us. 385 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,548 Since the 19th century is nothing but a black hole to you, 386 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,588 come over Monday to revise. 387 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,350 Was this a trap, a set-up? 388 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,831 He pretends it's help then he humiliates me, like Alice said. 389 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:54,477 That's it, the slimeball! How can I say no? 390 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,717 Well? 391 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,155 - All right, what time? - 4:00. 392 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,596 Don't be late. 393 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,633 It's fate. 394 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,719 My only chance is to risk my hand in the enemy's den. 395 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,471 - Hi everyone. - Dad, where were you? 396 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,837 The police station, my car got stolen. 397 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,271 - Finally some good news! - Hooray! 398 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,353 Some idiot actually stole that car? 399 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,554 I apologize if I work to give my family 400 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,075 a home, clothes and an education 401 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,993 but forgot to buy a Ferrari! 402 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,878 - Where did it happen? - Near the video store. 403 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,680 Did you get "Rambo III"? 404 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,273 Wait a minute... 405 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,479 I told you my car got stolen and you ask about Rambo? 406 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,194 Want a reason to call the child abuse hotline? 407 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,268 Talk about Rambo at your exam! 408 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,876 - I studied all day! - You got up at 1:00. 409 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,589 - I studied from 1:00 on. - Whatever. 410 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,999 Dad, Chicca and Valentina and I want to go to Ibiza. 411 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,157 - Did I hear the word Ibiza? - It's not planned. 412 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,436 I wanted to know how much money you can... 413 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,639 First of all, I want all your teachers' scalps. 414 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,235 Then we'll discuss Ibiza, okay? 415 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,792 My potato gateau is delicious. Give me your plate. 416 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,429 No, my stomach's in a knot. 417 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,240 Ibiza... what's in Ibiza? 418 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,430 The closer I got to my meeting with The Prick, 419 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,274 the more the nervousness prevented me from studying. 420 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,714 I gave it my all, 421 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,157 but with the wrong friends, it's hopeless. 422 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,550 - History question. - Just remember... 423 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,079 If it's about World War II, I don't know shit. 424 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,628 Listen: 425 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,116 Who was Italy's third goalie in the 82 championships? 426 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,349 - Castellini. - No... Bordon. 427 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,676 The legendary Giovanni Galli. 428 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,275 He wasn't even on the bench, 429 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,512 how can you consider him a world champ? 430 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,716 Existential questions like this 431 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,952 marked the end of our study sessions. 432 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,879 I still don't know what you want. 433 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,629 You see, Princess... I... we wanted... 434 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,190 Some information. We snuck into your party. 435 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,233 You have a really nice house, very "in". 436 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,311 Luca fell madly in love with a girl. 437 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,950 - That's nice. - Madly is exaggerating. 438 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,397 - Her name's Claudia. - She has dark, wavy hair. 439 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,915 She's about her height. 440 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,994 Claudia... Claudia... Don't know anyone with that name. 441 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,993 She must have snuck in too. 442 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,118 Could be, I'd never seen most of the people here. 443 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,313 They stole a lot of stuff. Including a T-shirt like yours. 444 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,072 Really? I bought this one... 445 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,475 ...in a store... 446 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,640 Who cares? Thanks anyway. 447 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,231 Wait! By the way... 448 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,352 There was some old geezer filming at the party. 449 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,519 - Yes, my father. - I see... 450 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,034 He's hopeless. Could we have a copy? 451 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,798 Sure, give me back my T-shirt. 452 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,756 That's her! 453 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,591 Pretty, isn't she? 454 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,628 If you say so... 455 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,710 I watched those 10 seconds of Claudia all night long. 456 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,314 Alice says I'm a psychopath, I think she's right. 457 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,914 12 June. 9 days, 8 hours, 14 minutes left. 458 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,159 I've read that, unlike men, women can do two things at once. 459 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,956 And it's true. 460 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,753 That romantic night, I was studying astronomy. 461 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,511 That's the Big Dipper. 462 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,239 SAD GIRL 463 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,119 You know what my dad said? 464 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,995 "So what? You'll do better next year." 465 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,953 What must I do to get a slap out of him? 466 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,191 What the hell must I do? 467 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,795 I can lend you my dad. 468 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,998 No, thanks. 469 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,158 I'll give you a good deal, I'll throw in my nerdy brother. 470 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,278 - Then I want Grandma too. - No, she's mine. 471 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,675 - Hi, Massi. - Hi, Loredana. 472 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,438 - Come in. - Where's Simona? 473 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,148 She'll be back in an hour. 474 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,276 In an hour... 475 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,677 - What are you up to? - Killing time. 476 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,475 With a flight-attendant mother, you're always alone. 477 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,393 Then get a boyfriend. 478 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,916 All the guys I like are already taken. 479 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,799 - Really? - Yes. 480 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,152 Once you pass 50 centimeters, 481 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,676 a kiss is automatic, it's a scientific rule. 482 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,752 49... 48... 483 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,959 47... 484 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,792 46... 485 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,034 Well? Then what? 486 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,872 Then... 487 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,592 I took a deep breath... and fought it. 488 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,955 - Good job, Massi. - Up to 42. 489 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,713 Then I gave in. 490 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,952 Once, twice... okay. But then I banged her. 491 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,919 You screwed her? You idiot! 492 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,714 - Your girlfriend's sister! - She's hot though. 493 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,230 - And fucks like hell! - Really? 494 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,359 She's a little girl! 495 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,673 She'll go tell everyone, even write it in her diary. 496 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,674 And when Simona finds out, you're dead. 497 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,952 We talked about it. It won't happen again. 498 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,914 We're 18 now, at our age... 499 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,391 it's our sacred duty... 500 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,159 ...to screw. 501 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,517 All right, but wash the dishes first. Bye. 502 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,520 - Bye... - Bye, Mom. 503 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,430 This story was a big deal, but my mind was elsewhere: 504 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,710 My meeting with The Prick. 505 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,631 Claudia, can you get that? It's a student. 506 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,518 Okay. 507 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,558 - How much money can you lend me? - Why? 508 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,632 I'm going to Berlin. 509 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,229 Berlin? Are you crazy? 510 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,278 What's this all about? 511 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,115 - Hello? - Come in, Molinari. 512 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,918 That's my daughter, she's your age. 513 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,391 She's cute. 514 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,638 - Have seat. - Okay. 515 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,792 Thanks. 516 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,476 You're probably wondering why I invited you. 517 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,475 Okay, a little. 518 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,357 The things you told me at school the other day 519 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,195 are the same things my wife said when she left. 520 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,948 - With the yuppie? - Yes. 521 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:37,592 I ruined the last years of her life, I'm a loser. 522 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,557 And she loathes the jackets I love so much. 523 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,471 I didn't really think those things. 524 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,995 Yes, you did. You did. 525 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,838 So did she. 526 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,479 Let's talk about Romanticism. 527 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,353 Okay... 528 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,308 Romanticism is a cultural orientation 529 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,834 that comes from the English word: "Romantic" 530 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,914 which was used in the 17th century 531 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:14,597 to refer to... in a bad way... 532 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,914 I'd even say derogatory. 533 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,798 Yes... the chivalric adventures in the old "romances". 534 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,000 - Nice. - It's fucking luck. 535 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,077 I mean... luck. I studied it yesterday. 536 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,113 See, it's people like you who piss me off. 537 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,713 You could get an A using half your brain. 538 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,596 But you don't study, you blow it off, hang out with your pals... 539 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,196 And get a C at the exam. 540 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,269 A C+ if you're lucky. Fucking lucky. 541 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,396 But... 542 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,514 If I wasn't this fucking lucky... Shit! 543 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,798 - Bye, we're going out. - Bye, girls. 544 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,833 Bye. 545 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,270 I'm sorry. 546 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,072 A little glue and it's brand new again. 547 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,112 Almost new. 548 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,920 Are you sure Stefan can put you up? 549 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,398 We always write. He's still head over heels. 550 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:35,949 He said Berlin is full of opportunities for us. 551 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,155 He also says they'll knock the wall down. 552 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,598 - Just to get you in bed! - Even so! 553 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,068 I got something for you. 554 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,995 It's our favorite compilation tape. 555 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,037 I can't believe it. 556 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,828 Dire Straits, The Cure, Vasco Rossi. 557 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,392 But most of all, "Save A Prayer" live. 558 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:08,156 The stadium, June 1, 1987. 559 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,592 How could I forget? 560 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,035 The lights go down, Simon starts singing... 561 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,999 We're holding lighters like idiots! 562 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,514 Thanks. 563 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:48,235 - Good luck with your exams. - Bring me back a piece of the wall. 564 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,511 You will be back, won't you? 565 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,478 I'm coming! 566 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,673 What's wrong? 567 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,189 - We're supposed to study. - When? 568 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,319 I've got Martinelli soon, let me in. 569 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,879 Simona's here and we're not studying. 570 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,237 - Sorry. - Let me know how it goes, bye. 571 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,512 He's insane... 572 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,078 Open up! 573 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,031 Come on! 574 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,271 - What's your problem? - Move it! 575 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,238 You're such an asshole! 576 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,391 Loredana... Simona's here! 577 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,110 - What? - Simona's on her way up! 578 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,999 - Don't let her in! - She's got a key! 579 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,993 - Are you crazy? - Well, I always lose them. 580 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,037 Good thinking! 581 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,076 - In the bathroom. - No. 582 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,271 In your room, in the kitchen... 583 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,590 - On the balcony! - I'm naked! 584 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,796 Big deal. 585 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,511 Shit, a hickey! 586 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:45,559 - You're here? - I was in the bathroom. 587 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,233 - What happened? - Stiff neck. 588 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,392 I caught a draft on the scooter. 589 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,992 - Look, we have to talk. - Here? 590 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,909 Let's go for a walk. 591 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,876 So what's this about? What's the mystery? 592 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,796 - I'm late. - Well, I'm never on time myself. 593 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,518 Late? 594 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,912 How late? 595 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,190 One week. 596 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,153 Is that a lot? 597 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,233 Kind of, I'm always regular. 598 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,996 You're regular... 599 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:30,199 Look... In the remote possibility you're... 600 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,349 What are your options? Would you keep it or... 601 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,317 - You? - I don't know. 602 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,271 - I'm 18, I've never considered it. - And I have? 603 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,437 - Tell me you love me. - Hell yeah, like crazy. 604 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,430 What do I tell him now? 605 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,911 "Sorry my friend's an idiot. Please flunk him too. 606 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,594 No, pass him so I won't see him anymore." 607 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,628 - Massi, finally! - We have to talk. 608 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,314 - I'm late. - You too? 609 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,516 I'll call you later. 610 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,233 Claudia! 611 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,953 Hey! 612 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,270 What are you doing here? 613 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,714 Molinari... Molinari! 614 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,880 Planet Earth to Molinari! 615 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,275 Answer me! 616 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,713 Sorry, I was daydreaming. 617 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,195 I'm having trouble concentrating lately. 618 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,637 You have for five years now. 619 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,470 - I guess I should go. - Stay there. 620 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,596 Family problems? 621 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,835 No, I never see them. 622 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,112 - They're always at the store. - A girl? 623 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,636 You could say that. 624 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,992 - Want to talk about it? - There's nothing to say. 625 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,276 I don't even know where she lives. 626 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,913 She's the love of my life. 627 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,235 Wow! 628 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,193 You're right, I have to think about the exams now. 629 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,238 - End of story. - I didn't say that. 630 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,393 When there's something you're interested in, 631 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,556 go after it and get it. 632 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:13,631 I drove all night long to tell my wife I loved her. 633 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,593 Two days later I took my last college exam... 634 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,115 ...and got 30 out of 30. 635 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,113 Someday I'll score 30 too, but it won't be a good enough grade. 636 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,353 30? You're an optimist! 637 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,513 Exactly. 638 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,193 I'm starting to freak out. 639 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,590 How long is this going to take? 640 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,918 - Relax. - I'd like to see you. 641 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,880 - Well? Is it turning red? - No. 642 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,196 Two more minutes. Relax. 643 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,635 I'd like to see you. 644 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,912 - Well? - Nothing. 645 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,230 - Nothing nothing? - Maybe. 646 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,874 It's a matter of hormones. She could still be pregnant. 647 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,714 If she doesn't have her period, she has to get tested. 648 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,514 15,000 liras down the drain... 649 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,755 Sorry, I'm stressed out. 650 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:22,559 You all call Mr. Santoro "foam mouth" 651 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,591 and I can see why. 652 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:29,157 You call Miss Paternesi "Alien" and she looks just like one. 653 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,279 You haven't given me some nickname now, have you? 654 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,712 - I have to go now. - Tell me, it won't hurt my feelings. 655 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,074 - It won't? - Of course not. 656 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:57,712 Well... I've heard... Some people say... 657 00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,428 - But not me! - Come on! 658 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,432 They say: "The Prick". 659 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,479 Thanks for everything, bye. 660 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:14,232 "The Prick"... that's gratifying... 661 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,400 - What are you doing? - Why aren't you studying? 662 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,552 That thing you do with books before exams... 663 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,394 Mom's right. You are boring. 664 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,509 Well, at least that's a step up from being a prick. 665 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,631 I'm going to flunk. 666 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,274 I win, I'm going to be a father. 667 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,074 You might be. I'll flunk for sure. 668 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,356 Guys, it's ready. 669 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,478 Massimo, I made pesto sauce, your favorite. 670 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,318 Thanks, ma'am. 671 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,677 Right... as if you deserved it. 672 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,674 Fate was being totally ruthless with us. 673 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,435 There was only one thing that could cheer us up that night. 674 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,429 Cheers, cheers, cover me in kisses... 675 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:03,430 Cheers, cheers, taste it then tell me... 676 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,428 Cheers, cheers, we'll be good friends... 677 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,877 Man oh man, you guys are lame. 678 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,675 All right, I know. Let's make this night worth it. 679 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,038 - Ever gone 200km/hr? - On a Vespa? 680 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,271 With Daddy's Porsche. 681 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,276 And now, the climax. 682 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,990 - Let's go check out the whores! - All right! 683 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,513 - Can I drive? - Are you crazy? 684 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,629 Just once, what's the big deal? 685 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,199 Come on. 686 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,829 Make one scratch and my dad will break our legs. 687 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,038 Relax, at driving school they called me Niki Lauda. 688 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,918 Whatever... 689 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,958 I always ask and you never let me! 690 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,829 Well, he's going to flunk school, this is his last wish. 691 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,678 Thanks a lot. 692 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,759 Hey Niki Lauda... Go fuck yourself! 693 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,111 You did 1 .5 million liras of damage! 694 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,195 Simona's going to wait a week to go to the gynecologist. 695 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,870 My dad comes back Wednesday, where will I find the money? 696 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,715 If she's pregnant, my life has bit the dust. 697 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,991 We can't do a robbery because we're not credible. 698 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:40,232 No one would ever loan us any money. 699 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,558 We need a brilliant plan but I've never had one. 700 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,793 I'll never be able to play soccer at 3 a.m. again, 701 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,430 or Interrail around, or get drunk at Oktoberfest 702 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,791 or play a two-day non-stop game of "Dungeons and Dragons". 703 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,508 Or screw your future-wife's sister. 704 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,279 - It was an accident. - Twice! 705 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,670 - You're so anal. - Guys! 706 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,550 Jokes are only funny for a while! 707 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,836 Give me back my trunks, please. 708 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,995 You don't want to upset me! 709 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,278 I'm going to count to three! 710 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,835 One, two... 711 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,073 two and a half... three! 712 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,390 Chicca called me from Berlin last night. 713 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,677 She said they really might knock down the wall. 714 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,758 Who cares? It won't change anything for us. 715 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,669 Plus that was stupid of her to leave like that. 716 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:41,116 She acts all intellectual but she's really shallow. 717 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,830 Did you see that cute two-piece? 718 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,759 That colored one? I want it. 719 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,678 Sometimes I wish I could be like you. 720 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,353 Thanks! 721 00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,150 Alice sure put on two melons, she's developed since last summer. 722 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,551 Forget Alice, check out that other one. 723 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,991 Check out those mushrooms... Let's go foraging! 724 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,117 - What do you say? Ready to study? - After this. 725 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,754 - Can you play goalie? - Move over, Zoff! 726 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,958 I even brought some used "Cliff Notes". 727 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,919 Cliff Notes won't get you very far. 728 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,388 Goal! 729 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,591 Hey... concentrate! 730 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,389 Anyway, when you don't know the answer, "Cliff Notes" rule. 731 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,717 I'd even sell my mother for the essay. 732 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,591 Are you blind or what? 733 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,549 - What did you just say? - I'd do anything. 734 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,269 That's the brilliant idea we needed for the car. 735 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,239 What one thing would we do anything for? 736 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,119 - Kim Basinger. - Screw that. Our essay topics. 737 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:58,876 - We don't know the topics. - It doesn't have to be the real ones. 738 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,874 - That's fraud! - That's an exaggeration. 739 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,429 No, she's right this time. 740 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,478 You wrecked my dad's car, so keep quiet. 741 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,072 "Move over, Zoff," huh? 742 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,788 Never mind, we'd better go anyway. 743 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,311 You're not leaving, are you? I'm talking to you! 744 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,752 What about his suit? 745 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,714 Bye! 746 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,957 Come on now... Hit it high! 747 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,515 Cesare! 748 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,433 - What a dive! - Cesare. 749 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,798 What is it, babe? 750 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,635 - We're hungry, let's go. - Wait. 751 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,440 Two more points to break the tie. 752 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,631 - Pippo's dinner is tonight. - It's my mom's boyfriend's party. 753 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,312 - The one with the Ferrari? - Unfortunately. 754 00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,195 All of us, right now. 755 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,717 We've got the whole world ahead. 756 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,710 We've got so many dreams... 757 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,472 Thank you! 758 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,590 Come and sing with us. 759 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,752 - I've got all the Alan Sorrenti songs. - No, thanks. 760 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,316 Honey... Ottavio and I have thought a lot about your future. 761 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,876 And we've got a surprise for you... You tell her! 762 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,317 - You do the honors. - Okay. 763 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,198 Guess who Ottavio called for you? 764 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:26,349 The Pope? 765 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,677 - The Dean of LUISS University. - He's a family friend. 766 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:35,553 So it's just a matter of paperwork to get you into law school! 767 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,872 Then in two years you can come work for me. 768 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,311 You'll get your own office. 769 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,950 - I've got something to tell you. - Go ahead! 770 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,349 I've thought about my future too. 771 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,679 I'm not studying Lit like dad wants, or Law like this guy wants. 772 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,513 - I'll do what I want. - And what's that? 773 00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,753 I don't know but don't worry, you'll be the first to know. 774 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,714 So you can tell these assholes who say they're your friends. 775 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,953 Goodbye, have a nice party! 776 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,793 - There's more food, who wants some? - Me! 777 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,076 Here, now pay up. 778 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,475 Who else? 779 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,752 - Me! - You again, Santilli? 780 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,435 - Everyone have some? - Are you happy? 781 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:57,229 - Could the essays be fake? - What? 782 01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:59,471 Just be glad we invited you. 783 01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:01,950 If you don't trust us, there's the door. 784 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:05,954 Look Filippo, they're envelopes from the Ministry. 785 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,355 "The Greenhouse Effect and the Hole in the Ozone, 786 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:17,036 two hazards generated by human wickedness. 787 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:20,352 Please explain how..." They're really tough! 788 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,717 There's a team of nerds behind these topics! 789 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,837 Tell him. 790 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,510 No, I'm not going for this. 791 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,718 Give me one good reason why we have to break up. 792 01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:51,356 There are more than 100 here. 793 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,955 - What is this? - Read it. 794 01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:56,391 One hundred? 795 01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,757 You thought of 100 reasons... 796 01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,275 You're not normal at all. 797 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:09,993 And I shouldn't have to read this, out of male pride! 798 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,716 But out of curiosity, I'll pick one out randomly. 799 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:19,073 "23: You're conceited." Me? Conceited? 800 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,036 I don't like this way of doing things. 801 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:26,074 Tell me to my face instead of writing them because... 802 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:28,313 It's stupid. 803 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,949 "48: You're too hairy." 804 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:35,311 I can fix that, I'll get waxed! 805 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:37,994 "56: Uncouth." 806 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,994 Me? Uncouth? Uncouth? When? 807 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,795 You little bitch! You fucking bitch! 808 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,429 Hey Claudia, go fuck yourself! 809 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,833 A good presenter has to be: 810 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:53,236 A: ctor. 811 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,072 Actor. 812 01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:00,276 B: Alive. But who cares about that... 813 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,755 C: He has to know... 814 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,032 Grandma... 815 01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,316 I broke up with Cesare. 816 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,350 Come on, I'll take you to bed. 817 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,112 Grandma. 818 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,472 Grandma! 819 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:29,997 Dad! 820 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,113 Claudia. 821 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:06,033 Ludovico. 822 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:26,431 Who was that guy? 823 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:29,190 Grandma's boyfriend. 824 01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:35,551 Grandma's boyfriend? 825 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,476 Can't you sleep? 826 01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:14,198 - You haven't played forever. - Feels like longer. 827 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:21,718 I have to sleep or I'll never study tomorrow. 828 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:24,152 Wait... 829 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:44,752 36 hours to exams and I'm no longer afraid. 830 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:59,156 - Hello? - Luca, put on the radio! 831 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,235 ...From the Ministry of Education. 832 01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:08,153 - What's happening? - A lot, unfortunately. 833 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:12,871 We aren't going to have all the exams ready in time. 834 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:18,308 - So what will happen? - We have no other option. 835 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,834 We've passed a decree saying 836 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:25,596 all those admitted to their exams automatically pass. 837 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:30,233 There is a God! 838 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,355 Yes! 839 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,110 Italo Svevo... Fuck you! 840 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,835 Salvatore Quasimodo... Fuck you too! 841 01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,752 Alice! 842 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,109 Luca, look! 843 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:58,352 It's The Prick. Guys, it's the Prick! 844 01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,719 Prick! You've got to die! 845 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,990 You've got to die! 846 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:34,312 Now everyone to the beach! 847 01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,440 - Guys, it's unbelievable! - What do you want? 848 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,877 - It was a joke. - Fuck off, you nerd. 849 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:45,795 - Shut up, it's not true. - They said it on the news. 850 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:49,073 The ones who did it got suspended. 851 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,840 It's true. 852 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:03,394 Your test results show 853 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:07,076 you have a beta hCG level of 6309. 854 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,069 So... 855 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,155 So? 856 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:14,877 So you're in your fifth week. Congratulations! 857 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,718 Congratulations... 858 01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:22,193 Now what? What do we do? 859 01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:24,590 You wait 9 months, 860 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,234 or less, and then a baby is born. 861 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,720 - Or... - Or what? 862 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:34,635 Or you change gynecologists. 863 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:39,115 We've decided to keep it. 864 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:43,748 - Both of you, or just her? - We both decided. 865 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:48,159 She was more for it, but... That's all right. 866 01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:52,918 I'll start working for my dad and screw being an engineer! 867 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:55,988 So goodbye Massi the Bullshitter 868 01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:59,357 and hello the new Massimiliano in a suit and tie. 869 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,238 How sad... 870 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:07,390 - Honey! - Honey, my ass! 871 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,910 - Simona! - Screw you, you make me sick! 872 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:12,674 - You both make me sick! - Who? 873 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:16,037 My sister, for fuck's sake! What's wrong with you? 874 01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:18,117 "11 June, Massi kept insisting... 875 01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,038 - ...I couldn't say no." - It was her! 876 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:21,952 Fuck you! 877 01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,750 Shut up or I'll kill you! First you, then her! 878 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:30,597 You idiots... No, I'm the idiot because I'm pregnant with your baby! 879 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:33,674 - Get way! - Simona! 880 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:37,590 - Fuck off! - Wait, come back! 881 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:43,556 Looks like Massi the Bullshitter has risen from the dead. 882 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,034 The night before exams is weird. 883 01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:52,239 You have the feeling of failure. 884 01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:56,238 No matter what you study, you can't absorb it. 885 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:59,757 You're so nervous you can't even breathe. 886 01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:02,669 You grab on to any sign of hope. 887 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:06,192 Ours was a certain Lorenzo Falaschi. 888 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,670 A serial flunker from the suburbs 889 01:21:08,910 --> 01:21:10,990 who apparently has the essay topics, the real ones. 890 01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:13,236 - Who's Riccardo? - I am. 891 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,989 - Falaschi? - That's what they call me at school. 892 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,198 - Call me Piranha. - Okay, sorry... Piranha. 893 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,475 - Got the 500,000 liras? - Yes. 894 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,313 Here. 895 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:31,230 - It's all there, we counted it. - I trust you. 896 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,028 But, Piranha... 897 01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:44,993 - The essay topics? - They'll be here, chill out. 898 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:54,392 - Yes? - It's Massi again. 899 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:58,358 - Can you get Simona? - Hi, Massi. 900 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:02,675 She can't talk right now. 901 01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:05,716 You don't get it, you have to...! 902 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:09,556 Sorry, I just need to talk to her. 903 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,839 I know, but you can't right now. 904 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,958 Tell her I'm staying here... 905 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,475 until she comes out. Will you tell her? 906 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,036 All right... 907 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,792 - He won't leave. - Who gives a shit? 908 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,868 - Simona, I'm sorry. - Fuck off! 909 01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:33,116 He started it! 910 01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:35,112 Drop dead! 911 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,239 The bill, please. 912 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:49,193 3 years ago, the pizza your brother had 913 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:52,000 the night before exams was good luck. 914 01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:55,994 - Hopefully it works for you too. - That was middle school! 915 01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,549 It was still hard. 916 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:01,439 - Compared to high school? - Yes, why? 917 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,478 Stop acting up, there's a student of mine. 918 01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:06,711 Hi, Mr. Martinelli. 919 01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:09,838 - Hello, Alice... Mr. and Mrs. Corradi. - Good evening! 920 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:13,397 This is Alice, she has her exams too tomorrow. 921 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,634 - Hi, I'm Claudia. - Claudia? 922 01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:20,398 You're Claudia? 923 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,275 Yes, why? 924 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:25,956 No reason. 925 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:29,876 How can I explain this? Listen up, fool! 926 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:33,078 Go and genuflect somewhere else! 927 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:37,995 - I'm not moving. - She's obviously pissed off at you. 928 01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:40,595 I'm sure she's got a good reason. 929 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:45,470 - How would you know? - I'm a cop, not a pizza man! 930 01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,951 You know how many genuflectors I've had to remove? Tell him! 931 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,036 He's not budging... 932 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:57,911 He's a fool in love. He's taken up residence here. 933 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:00,076 Should I arrest him? 934 01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:04,915 Shall we go for a drink? 935 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:08,317 All that talking you're doing probably dried your throat out. 936 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:12,229 I wish I had a dog as a partner, they talk more. 937 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,675 He's still there. 938 01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:26,394 Guys, the topics are here. Hot off the Ministry press. 939 01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:30,554 Go and call Alice and Massi. 940 01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:37,555 - Hello? - Alice? Guess what... 941 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,349 We've got the topics. Let's meet outside Simona's. 942 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:43,875 - Massi's already there. - Good. 943 01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:46,793 - See you there. - I'm not coming. 944 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:51,672 - What's wrong? - Luca... 945 01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,635 - I met Claudia. - What? Where? 946 01:24:56,880 --> 01:24:59,917 The question isn't "where", it's "with who". 947 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,471 With who? 948 01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:06,349 - With The Prick. - Claudia with Martinelli? 949 01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:09,676 He's 30 years older than her! 950 01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:12,758 You idiot, she's his daughter! 951 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,917 Hello? Did you hear me? 952 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:23,798 What do I do now? He'll kill me if he sees me. 953 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:27,910 Do you really like Claudia? 954 01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:30,713 Yes. 955 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,916 Luca! Where are you going? 956 01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:50,552 You can't leave me here! 957 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:54,551 Look at this... 958 01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:00,914 "Greenhouse Effect and Hole in the Ozone Layer, 959 01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:03,833 two hazards generated by human wickedness..." 960 01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:08,479 "Wickedness"? These are ours! 961 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:12,037 These are our topics! 962 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:05,278 - Mr. Martinelli... - Look what the cat dragged in... 963 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:09,957 I messed up, as I always do. Please don't kick me out. 964 01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:13,798 I'm tempted, tell me why I shouldn't. 965 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,516 A crazy thing happened. 966 01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:18,791 I told you about that girl... 967 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:22,556 - And I knew nothing about her. - And? 968 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,470 It's your daughter. I'm in love with Claudia. 969 01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:32,028 I did what you told me to do: I ran over to tell her. 970 01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:37,149 Please, let me in. 971 01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:44,035 Come in, trouble-maker. 972 01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:53,752 Claudia! You've got a visitor. 973 01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:58,395 - Hi. - Hi. 974 01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:04,309 - You're the guy... - I'm Luca. 975 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:07,791 - Luca! - Well, I'm going. 976 01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:16,913 I can't stop thinking about that night! 977 01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:19,071 You're telling me. 978 01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:23,036 I have something really important to tell you. 979 01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,550 - Me too. - You do? 980 01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:29,314 - Yes. - Well, all right then... 981 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,830 You go first. 982 01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:34,876 - I was wondering... - Yes? 983 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,709 That cute friend of yours, the French one at the party. 984 01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:44,393 - Riccardo? - Riccardo. 985 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:47,754 Can I have his phone number? 986 01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:54,319 The oldest story in the book: He wants her, she wants another. 987 01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:58,557 And the other one is always your best friend. 988 01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:06,874 Didn't work out, did it? 989 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:11,436 Sooner or later it happens to everyone. 990 01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:15,675 Yes, but when it's you... 991 01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:19,193 You see, Molinari... Luca. 992 01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:23,749 It doesn't matter what you find after your search. 993 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:26,758 It's what you feel during your search. 994 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:31,636 And going back to us, study Leopardi. 995 01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:36,514 - Leopardi? - If you get stuck, I'll ask you that. 996 01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:41,433 Thanks. 997 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,912 Goodbye. 998 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,956 So that was that night. 999 01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:25,958 I didn't kiss Claudia and there was no happy ending. 1000 01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:30,591 Yet I'll remember it forever because it was a special night. 1001 01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:49,190 And I never felt again, as often happens in life, 1002 01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:51,710 the magic I felt that night. 1003 01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:57,154 PERSONNEL MANAGER GARDALAND AMUSEMENT PARK 1004 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:02,556 SHIATZU MASSEUSE 1005 01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:08,196 EURO MP 1006 01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:13,192 ECO-TERRORIST 1007 01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:16,079 SET 3 BERLIN MCDONALDS ON FIRE 1008 01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:27,551 DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE 1009 01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:33,317 THREE KIDS, TWO DOGS 1010 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,357 A FIAT DUNA 1011 01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:41,555 CAUSED A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY TO GO BANKRUPT 1012 01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:43,518 ON THE RUN 1013 01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,878 MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, SINGLE 1014 01:33:54,320 --> 01:33:58,711 ATTORNEY, MARRIED RICCARDO 1015 01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:06,389 The name of... 1016 01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:09,154 ...this phenomenon is... tectonic plaques. 1017 01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:12,831 It sounds like a bad word but... 1018 01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,237 No, it's scientific. 1019 01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:17,954 Because, actually, these plaques... 1020 01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:22,393 shift because they're... 1021 01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:25,116 very slippery and... 1022 01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:27,749 Molinari, you're getting stuck. 1023 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:29,797 He's nervous. 1024 01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:32,475 - Can I ask him a question? - Of course. 1025 01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:35,555 Let's try Italian. 1026 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:39,037 I'd like you to talk about a great poet 1027 01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:41,629 that we studied very carefully. 1028 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:43,838 His name is... 1029 01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:48,475 Giosuè Carducci. 1030 01:34:57,040 --> 01:34:58,234 Yes. 1031 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:01,956 Carducci was born near Lucca in 1835 1032 01:35:02,200 --> 01:35:06,637 and died in Bologna in 1907, one year after winning a Nobel Prize. 1033 01:35:06,880 --> 01:35:09,519 He was a poet and literary critic. 1034 01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:11,796 As a republican, he sided with the monarchy 1035 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,951 and was named "National Poet". 1036 01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:16,156 His work as a critic... 1037 01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:19,153 One thing I learned after five years of high school: 1038 01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:21,914 Never trust a teacher. 1039 01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:24,958 So I studied all Italian poets. 1040 01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:27,914 All of them... except Leopardi. 1041 01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:31,393 LITERATURE TEACHER 77960

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