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- Hello everyone, welcome
back to Erotic Book Club,
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the book club where we read erotic books.
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I am your host, Jess Ross.
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Back with us,
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- You know the moves,
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you know the noise.
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- It's me.
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- It's Rekha.
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- I'm so happy to be back.
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- I'm so happy you're back.
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- It's been a really dry few weeks, Jess.
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- I know.
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It just hasn't been the same without you.
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We haven't gotten as wet
without you here either,
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a little drier on our end too.
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- Wow, that's really touching.
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- That's friendship
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Thank you guys so much for being here.
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Whether you are listening to
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or our favorite way, if you
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and you are seeing it first there.
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we're so happy to have you here
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and part of our book club.
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The best part about being on Dropout,
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for us at least, is
that you guys get to be
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on the Discord and really feel like
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you're a part of the book club with us.
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As always I have some
of my favorite comments
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from the Discord, are you my dad said,
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"Andy has the funniest nonspeaking ever,
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just watching his facial reactions."
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So Andy was our guest on
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- Oh Andy Bustillos?
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- Yes, yes yes.
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- He's a freak, I know him from New York,
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he's a total freak.
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- I don't know if you listened to that one
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or watched that one
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but I truly embarrassed
myself in front of him.
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Which was also a great
goosh or gush debate.
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I misread goosh, oh wait, gush as goosh,
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and then I showed it to him
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and he went that says gush.
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So that got talked about
a lot on the Discord.
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Ian Adam said that he loved Janie,
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- We do too Ian!
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- We love having her on as
our cohost, she's a great gal.
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Kirby said "You read a bear book.
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Yeah, you read bear book
erotica and it wasn't gay."
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And that's so true.
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- It's true.
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- That would be, you would think something
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with a bear in it would be gay.
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We've had a couple with bears now.
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- Sorry, I wasn't here for that book,
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was that a literal
bear, or was it like the
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- That was a bear-shifter.
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He could shift into a bear and then
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- And you still mean the animal right?
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- Yes, a straight up bear.
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But they never made
love when he was a bear.
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He would just kind of,
when they'd make love
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she would see like his
bear power behind his eyes
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and know what an animal he was.
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But then sometimes he
would straight up be a bear
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and just like go eat salmon and
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- He could dip his face in honey.
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I's like a Winnie the Pooh.
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- Yeah, yeah, he wore just a T-shirt.
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- Just a T-shirt, ass hanging out, yeah.
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- And then, the cutest comment
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that was from artificerellie who said
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that they just were catching
up on Erotic Book Club
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for the first time while
they were gardening.
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- Aw.
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- And they were loving listening to it.
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- We love that.
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- It's the cutest little image.
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- You're watering your plants
while you get yourself wet.
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- Hell yeah.
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- We love it.
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I also really love,
someone posted a picture
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of Gritty at the Pride Parade.
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- Yes.
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- We love that here at Erotic Book Club.
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What a beautiful.
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- Yeah, we love Gritty,
we love Philadelphia,
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unbeknownst to us,
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and this is a good segue
into the next book,
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Philadelphia played a
major role yet again.
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- It was a character.
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- Yeah, the fifth character of the show.
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- Yeah the fifth, as if
there were even four.
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- Philly played a part as
well as many other things.
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The book was "Teaching a First
Timer in the Bath House",
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by Tyrone Myler.
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And as I mentioned it was in Philadelphia.
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So of course we have a
Philadelphia expert with us today.
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Our guest Connie is here.
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- Wooh!
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- Connie, thank you so
much for being here.
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Could, now, have you
lived in Philadelphia?
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- No.
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- Oh interesting.
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Have you ever been.
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- No but I've read about it.
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- Oh.
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- And see, sometimes you
get the most expertise
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when you're not like stuck inside it.
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Like we probably don't
see the Philadelphia
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that everybody else sees
'cause we're from there.
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I'm too in it.
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You're too attached.
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You don't--
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- You're from it so you don't
really know it that well.
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- Exactly.
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If you're in the Matrix,
you can't observe it.
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- Yeah.
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- What's one of your
favorite Philly facts?
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- Did you know that they
have a Hershey factory?
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- Oh!
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- Oh!
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- Oh!
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- Oh my god!
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A whole factory?
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- I actually did, I went and
played the flute there once
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with my band.
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- At Hershey?
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- At Hershey.
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Christmas at Hershey.
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??The sweetest place on Earth??
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- That's what you make us say.
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- We can't sing that.
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- I think that's all
of it though, so maybe
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- It doesn't really matter.
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And we're pro-Hershey, or not pro it,
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whatever we have to be.
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- The whole park smells like chocolate,
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I'm so pro-it, they're gonna
love that I mentioned it,
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because it's an incredible park.
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- I found something at
the Hershey lodge once.
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- Ooh.
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- And everything, like, all the doors,
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the numbers that are written on it
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look like chocolate bars and stuff,
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and it's all like brown
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Oh god.
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- I love it there.
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- Also.
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- A famous erotic city.
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- Yeah.
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- It is.
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- It's definitely
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- The city of brotherly love.
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- Exactly.
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- Yeah. Benjamin Franklin, and
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- What?
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- Benjamin Franklin
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- Benjamin Franklin, a very erotic man.
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- I think some of the
founding fathers are hot.
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I guess they're all bad though.
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- I know he did this
thing called air baths.
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- What's that?
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- Where you just sit naked for an hour.
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- Oh.
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- Oh.
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- Seems like you don't get clean.
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- Oh, and we call that an air bath?
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- You don't call that summer in New York?
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- I call it a lazy bitch
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- You used to call that lazy bitch?
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- Just lying around naked!
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You're house just like, I'm
being a lazy bitch today.
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- Well.
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- Are you thinking a bathtub?
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- No.
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- Oh.
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- But speaking of bathtubs.
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- Oh it's his turn now.
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- We have another expert here,
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We have a regular old
bathhouse expert, Jesse.
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- Yes, hi, thank you so
much for having me Jess.
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- Jesse, can you explain why
you're a bathhouse expert?
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- I worked at a hotel in Hollywood,
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and when I first started
there, my boss was like,
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"This used to be a bathhouse".
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- And I said "Oh, okay."
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and then he said "It's no
longer a bathhouse, obviously,
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but people will probably
come in expecting it
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to be a bathhouse", and he was right.
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I had a lot of people coming in asking
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if it was a bathhouse,
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and I had to say no, it's
just a regular hotel,
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and they were very disappointed.
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- How often would that happen?
Like how many times a week?
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- Most nights.
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- Wow.
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- Most nights when I first started,
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because they had just converted maybe
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a couple of years afterwards.
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- Oh, okay.
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- So a lot of people, I'm not gonna
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disparage anyone by
saying they were on drugs,
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but you know, that energy, of just like,
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is this still like how it was?
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You know and I had to be
like, I'm so sorry, it's not,
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it's just like a hotel,
I can get you a room.
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- You can still have sex here.
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- Yeah.
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You can jerk yourself off here.
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- Yeah.
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- He was like, are there kids?
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- If you rent a room you can
jerk yourself off anywhere.
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- Yeah. They'd be like,
"is there women here"?
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And I'd be like, unfortunately yes.
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- Is there women here?
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- I wish there weren't
any as well, but um.
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- A hotel that doesn't allow women?
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- That's a bathhouse!
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- Whoa, cool.
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- Can you stay overnight in a bathhouse?
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- Yeah, 'cause he rented
a room in this book.
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- Mmhmm.
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- Oh, I thought that was like,
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a private locker room type thing.
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- There with a bed.
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- Because remember, he, well,
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I won't get ahead of myself.
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- He didn't sleep there.
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Spoiler alert.
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- He passed out there.
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, you can, I don't know,
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at least the one that I worked at,
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I believe that you could,
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because they were hotel rooms.
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You can stay overnight.
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- That makes sense to me,
like, because, if you're
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covered, with like, you know,
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and you need to shower,
and stuff like that.
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- There's a shower.
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- Or if you want to
actually have sex, like,
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Like a sex weekend.
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- You know, a sex weekend,
or a good night's sleep,
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or something.
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Private breakfast,
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or lazy bitch time.
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- Here's a continental
breakfast at the bathhouse.
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- Ooh, wouldn't do that.
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- Ew.
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- Anyway.
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Well we can jump into it.
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- Yeah.
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- So, we usually say what
characters are in the book,
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but the, it's really
just from the perspective
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of the main protagonist,
and we never get his name.
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- And I think that's interesting.
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- Just like a real bathhouse.
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- I think that that adds
to the anonymity of it.
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of like, random hookups,
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like yeah, you don't know their names.
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- Yeah.
265
00:08:17,483 --> 00:08:18,840
- You know, so it's interesting.
266
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- And it also puts us in his shoes,
267
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we can all be this young man.
268
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- Yes.
269
00:08:23,653 --> 00:08:24,620
- Yeah.
270
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- I'd give my name in
a bathhouse, probably.
271
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- You would?
272
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- You know, like, follow me on Instagram.
273
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Oh my gosh.
274
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- Follow me on Instagram?
275
00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:30,960
- Anything for the followers.
276
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- This guy didn't even see
his people's faces, though.
277
00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:34,163
I know.
278
00:08:34,163 --> 00:08:34,996
- Which is scary.
279
00:08:34,996 --> 00:08:36,570
- But you can still whisper their name.
280
00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:39,290
- I wonder if for some
people that is kinda hot.
281
00:08:39,290 --> 00:08:40,123
Oh yeah, for sure.
282
00:08:40,123 --> 00:08:40,956
- I think we were talking,
283
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I think for me not so much,
284
00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:45,450
but I'm sure there is something
to like, anonymous sex.
285
00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,283
- Mmhmm.
286
00:08:46,283 --> 00:08:48,240
- That's really hot, or
anonymous group sex like that,
287
00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,073
that's really hot.
288
00:08:49,073 --> 00:08:50,078
- Yeah.
289
00:08:50,078 --> 00:08:50,911
- See that scared me,
290
00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:52,280
because the first time
that happened, and he said
291
00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,770
that he didn't see the
face the whole time,
292
00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:56,780
I was so scared he was gonna
hear a voice and be like,
293
00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,863
Dad?
294
00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:00,103
- Oh god.
295
00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,550
- I wasn't expecting that.
296
00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:03,383
Interesting.
297
00:09:03,383 --> 00:09:04,580
- That would have been a shocker.
298
00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,413
- That would've been crazy.
299
00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,246
- What a twist.
300
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,079
- My son?
301
00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,290
- Teaching a first timer.
302
00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:09,840
Father and son.
303
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,160
- Teaching an old timer.
304
00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:11,993
- Oh my god.
305
00:09:11,993 --> 00:09:13,830
- Now we'll hold on, that's kind of.
306
00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,800
- I might have thrown
up if that'd happened.
307
00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,303
- That would be horrifying.
308
00:09:18,462 --> 00:09:20,290
- Well, we'll get to those sections later,
309
00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:21,123
let's start at the top.
310
00:09:21,123 --> 00:09:22,205
- Okay.
311
00:09:22,205 --> 00:09:24,000
- So we meet our protagonist.
312
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,450
He recently graduated, or
he started college in Texas,
313
00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:31,871
He describes kind of how
it's a staunch, conservative,
314
00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:35,350
family, and community,
that he has to pretend
315
00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:37,690
to be into girls with his friends.
316
00:09:37,690 --> 00:09:38,780
He doesn't date a lot,
317
00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:41,487
and they just think it's
because he's a nerd,
318
00:09:41,487 --> 00:09:43,230
which is a typ- I mean
319
00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:44,144
- Been there done that.
320
00:09:44,144 --> 00:09:45,460
Been there done that.
321
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,772
He's too busy to date, they said.
322
00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:50,790
He's too focused on his career.
323
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:51,820
What career?
324
00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,720
That's what I said.
325
00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:57,580
- Working at the hotel that
used to be a bathhouse.
326
00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,532
- Focusing on that
career, too busy to date.
327
00:10:00,962 --> 00:10:03,430
- And then he's going to a convention
328
00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:06,160
in Philadelphia, and when he,
329
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,810
so that's when I found out that the book
330
00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,889
happened to be taking
place in Philadelphia,
331
00:10:09,889 --> 00:10:12,450
and he describes, like,
332
00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,310
kind of like a getting off the bus moment,
333
00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,230
and there's like rainbows everywhere,
334
00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:18,600
and I know exactly where in
Philly he's talking about,
335
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,150
it's the gaybourhood, and the streets are
336
00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:24,440
lined with rainbows, and there's
rainbow flags everywhere,
337
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,500
and it's like the cutest
338
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,333
- That's cute.
339
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,166
- Prettiest part of the city.
340
00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:28,002
- Yeah.
341
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,180
- I wonder why he set it,
maybe he's from Philly,
342
00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:31,780
because I would set it in
like, San Francisco, you know,
343
00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:32,900
or like West Hollywood.
344
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,733
- Or New Orleans.
345
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,860
- He was at a starting college convention.
346
00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,300
he had to go.
347
00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,050
- They never say what the convention was.
348
00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,520
- It's like, why is a kid.
349
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,110
- I kept forgetting his age,
350
00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:43,510
because they said he went to a convention,
351
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,570
I was like, oh he's an older man,
352
00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:46,520
and then they kept describing
his, like, teenage asshole,
353
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,353
and I was like.
354
00:10:47,353 --> 00:10:49,140
- Oh he lets you know, he lets you know.
355
00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,920
- I think he kept forgetting his age,
356
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,274
because he kept referring to himself
357
00:10:52,274 --> 00:10:53,560
with his teenage asshole.
358
00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,240
I know, I would
never call my asshole,
359
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,103
my 29-year-old asshole.
360
00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:01,320
- My maturing 32-year-old asshole.
361
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,353
- My middle aged asshole.
362
00:11:03,353 --> 00:11:05,943
- My mid-life asshole.
363
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,710
So, when he's there, he
kind of gets right to it,
364
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:13,240
he looks at the local scene,
and he finds a bathhouse,
365
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,100
and he, I thought this
part was interesting,
366
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,330
he was like, not sure
what a bathhouse was,
367
00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:18,317
Yep.
368
00:11:18,317 --> 00:11:19,320
- And he was like, when I
think of it, I think of like,
369
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,570
Roman swimming pools.
370
00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:21,770
With older guys.
371
00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:23,400
- That's kind of what I went to too,
372
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,970
when I thought of a bathhouse.
373
00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:25,803
- Me too.
Me too.
374
00:11:25,803 --> 00:11:28,280
- And it's funny because the
bathhouse that he looks up,
375
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,520
when I picked this book,
376
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,820
I was like, oh, the only thing I know
377
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:34,060
about bathhouse is that Samson Street one
378
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,860
that used to be right next
to the Philly improv theater.
379
00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:37,693
- Mmhmm.
380
00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:38,830
- In Philadelphia that I perform at,
381
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,028
and that is the one that he goes to.
382
00:11:41,861 --> 00:11:43,420
- Wow.
383
00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:46,650
- Yeah, I guess I assumed
it was like, Grecian.
384
00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:49,440
There were like, like, I
had aqueducts in my mind,
385
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,400
or something, and lots of water.
386
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,233
- Yeah.
387
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,066
- Are there swimming pools?
388
00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:53,899
- In bathhouses?
389
00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:54,860
- Yeah.
390
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,240
- They're supposed to be with
391
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,422
Mine had one.
392
00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:58,255
- Saunas.
393
00:11:58,255 --> 00:12:00,280
There was a sauna in this one.
394
00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,113
- Mmhmm.
395
00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:02,350
Yeah, my hotel had one.
396
00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,260
It had a swimming pool?
397
00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,093
- Mmhmm.
398
00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:04,926
- That's nice.
399
00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:05,808
Whoa.
400
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,641
I guess to like, cool off.
401
00:12:06,641 --> 00:12:07,474
I don't know.
402
00:12:07,474 --> 00:12:08,690
- Yeah, I mean, sexy times in pools.
403
00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:09,523
- Sexy times in pools.
404
00:12:09,523 --> 00:12:11,210
- Like a naked pool,
like that's fun, right.
405
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,112
- Yeah.
406
00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:12,945
- That can get things going.
407
00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:15,178
- I guess it depends how
much chlorine's in it.
408
00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:16,844
You gotta keep it clean.
409
00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:17,677
- A lot.
410
00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:19,343
- The thing is all chlorine.
411
00:12:19,343 --> 00:12:21,100
- Just a pool of chlorine.
412
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,548
- Everyone's skin is burning.
413
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,070
- So he goes in.
414
00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:27,500
The old man who's at the front desk
415
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:31,990
hands him a locker key
and a towel and a condom.
416
00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:32,823
Mmhmm.
417
00:12:32,823 --> 00:12:33,766
Yeah.
418
00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:34,599
- Which was nice, as well.
419
00:12:34,599 --> 00:12:35,750
- One condom though.
420
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:36,730
- Mmhmm.
421
00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:37,780
- Which he never opens.
422
00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:38,613
- Never uses.
423
00:12:38,613 --> 00:12:39,446
- Never uses.
424
00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:40,279
- Never uses.
425
00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:41,112
- Condoms aren't used in this one.
426
00:12:41,112 --> 00:12:42,325
- Mmhmm.
427
00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:44,140
- If you reveal a condom in the first act,
428
00:12:45,012 --> 00:12:45,845
you have to use it.
429
00:12:45,845 --> 00:12:46,678
- Chekhov's Condom!
430
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,390
- You have to use it in the third act.
431
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,240
- I'm surprised he didn't like,
432
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,930
just chuck it right out the plot.
433
00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,980
- Yeah, you know, like,
literary significance
434
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,660
to him not using the condom.
435
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:55,680
- Yeah.
436
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,551
- It almost seems like the author forgot.
437
00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:58,384
- Mm.
438
00:12:58,384 --> 00:13:01,040
- Yeah, or the guy forgot
to, and never used it.
439
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:01,873
- Yeah.
440
00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:03,535
- Yeah. I guess I was like but if,
441
00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,510
because then it mentions
that he kind of, like,
442
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:08,310
puts on a towel, they get
undressed, and put on a towel,
443
00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:10,010
but where would you put the condom?
444
00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:11,120
Or like, kind of it seems like
445
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:11,953
- That's true.
446
00:13:11,953 --> 00:13:13,150
- Somebody could just
come out of anywhere,
447
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:13,983
- There should just be condoms.
448
00:13:13,983 --> 00:13:14,816
- you start getting at it.
449
00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:15,749
- Yeah.
Everywhere.
450
00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:16,582
- I think they should be kind of around.
451
00:13:16,582 --> 00:13:17,750
- Kind of like, a, like,
452
00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:20,960
- It made me think of when
I'm training my puppy,
453
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,250
and you have to have treats everywhere,
454
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,600
'cause you never know when.
455
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,266
- Dear God.
456
00:13:25,266 --> 00:13:26,099
- Maybe you're just supposed to
457
00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:27,532
just be wearing it the whole time.
458
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:29,947
- Would it,
459
00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:31,940
it's been a while since,
460
00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,742
I've had a penis,
461
00:13:34,575 --> 00:13:36,970
does it stay on if it's flaccid?
462
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:37,803
- Not well.
463
00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:39,220
- I don't think, no, not super well.
464
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,053
- It would probably fall off.
465
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,720
- So you'd just have to be
erect the whole time too.
466
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,680
- I mean, you can be.
467
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,513
- You could be.
468
00:13:43,513 --> 00:13:44,575
- You're on meth.
469
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,210
- Is it easy to walk when you're erect?
470
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,043
- Yeah.
471
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,892
- It's not easy to run,
but it's easy to walk.
472
00:13:50,302 --> 00:13:53,420
- He can't be like, doing
Olympian tasks, or anything.
473
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,109
- I don't think he's
doing lunges in there.
474
00:13:56,142 --> 00:13:56,975
- Yeah.
475
00:13:56,975 --> 00:13:57,808
- Yeah, I don't remember the lunge.
476
00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:58,641
- There's a gym.
477
00:13:58,641 --> 00:13:59,960
- I feel like, when he
gave him the condom,
478
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,980
the tone was like, oh, what is this,
479
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,930
you know, like he's very innocent,
480
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,770
which is great 'cause I
thought, I truly thought
481
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,910
this was gonna be like,
a love story, you know.
482
00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:09,902
That he was gonna find
love in this bathhouse.
483
00:14:09,902 --> 00:14:11,850
So, I was very disappointed
when it wasn't,
484
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:12,683
like a love story.
485
00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:13,516
- Yeah?
486
00:14:13,516 --> 00:14:14,480
There was no plot.
487
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,313
Yeah.
488
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,110
- It was just straight up sex.
489
00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,800
It was a little
bit of a diary entry,
490
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,633
this whole book.
491
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:20,890
I kind of liked that about it.
492
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:23,180
I thought he was an, and
we'll get more into it, too,
493
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,690
but, like, even he says,
he is kind of awkward
494
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,720
in this first scene.
495
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,550
- And like, going around and there's like,
496
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:29,730
things that excite him,
497
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:32,934
like, he sees the glory holes,
and he instantly knows, like
498
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:35,770
like he's drawn to them and
he knows he wants to do it,
499
00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:36,750
but he's too scared.
500
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,087
Yes.
501
00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:38,920
- And I was like, that is
probably how you'd feel.
502
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,753
Yeah.
503
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,586
- Like this excited but nervous,
504
00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:41,559
Yes.
505
00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:42,392
- if you haven't done it,
506
00:14:42,392 --> 00:14:44,260
but you know, like, just
as soon as you see it,
507
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:45,220
you connect with it.
508
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,149
- Yes.
509
00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:47,556
- And I thought there was something really
510
00:14:47,556 --> 00:14:48,389
sweet and real about that.
511
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:49,222
- I agree, and he got a little,
512
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,320
he, the glory hole room that he goes to,
513
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,930
because he passes the mirror
room, with the sex swings
514
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,320
And he's like, oh, I'm
a little intimidated.
515
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,153
- Yeah.
516
00:14:57,153 --> 00:14:58,830
- And then he goes to the glory hole room,
517
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,690
and he gets right to it,
518
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,420
and there's a
519
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,650
the first guy he,
520
00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:07,700
he's like, giving a blowjob to.
521
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,533
Yeah.
522
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:12,334
- Has a reasonably undersized
package, is what I wrote down.
523
00:15:12,334 --> 00:15:13,167
- Oh.
524
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,790
He did describe
everyone's penis size.
525
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:15,818
Yes.
526
00:15:15,818 --> 00:15:17,270
- More so than anything else about them.
527
00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:18,103
Yes.
528
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,430
- And some he's not very kind about.
529
00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:22,200
- Yeah, I'm like, it doesn't matter.
530
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,520
But, I don't know what
"reasonably undersized" is.
531
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,650
That's an interesting,
532
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:28,070
- That probably means average.
533
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:28,903
- Yeah, right.
534
00:15:28,903 --> 00:15:29,860
- Can't you just say average?
535
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,040
That's such a neg.
536
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:31,873
You can just say average.
537
00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:33,100
- Yeah.
538
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,320
- It was kind of a bitchy way
to describe someone's penis.
539
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,270
- Yeah.
540
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,537
- She has reasonably undersized breasts.
541
00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:40,490
- Yeah.
542
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,390
- One guy at the very end,
543
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:43,620
I feel so bad for.
544
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,340
It's like one of the last
guys that he's hitting up,
545
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,469
- Yes.
546
00:15:46,469 --> 00:15:47,930
- And he's just like,
this like, old sad man,
547
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:48,763
with like a little
548
00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:49,596
- Chode, yeah.
549
00:15:49,596 --> 00:15:51,310
- I was like, oh god.
550
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:52,143
- Yeah.
551
00:15:52,143 --> 00:15:53,820
- You don't have to have sex with him.
552
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,740
- I know, if you're like
so judgey, whatever.
553
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,770
- He was probably like 35.
554
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,650
- What is an old man?
555
00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:00,540
- Old, old, old man.
556
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,610
- Decrepit, only a six-pack man.
557
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:03,443
- Yeah.
558
00:16:03,443 --> 00:16:04,650
- But I mean honestly, though,
559
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:05,950
that's pretty old.
560
00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:08,356
- Oh god, I'm 34.
561
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:10,585
Grateful to you.
562
00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:12,470
- I was thinking, what's the etiquette,
563
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,540
because, as it progresses, there are like
564
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,720
a lot of people joining in on this act.
565
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,410
What is the etiquette, if you don't want
566
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,810
to have sex with somebody?
567
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:20,643
- Yeah.
568
00:16:20,643 --> 00:16:21,750
- Like if there's a whole
group of people there,
569
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:22,600
and everybody's kind of like,
570
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,560
- And there's one person you're not into?
571
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,850
- Is it just like, if you enter,
572
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,070
you're up for having
sex with everyone there?
573
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,600
- I feel like that's wrong.
574
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,850
That's like when you go to a TV set,
575
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:33,420
and it's like, if you enter
this bar, we're filming.
576
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,253
Oh yeah.
577
00:16:34,253 --> 00:16:35,370
- And you can set them,
you know, whatever.
578
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,890
- That doesn't feel
applicable to, like, sex.
579
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:38,723
I think all sex,
580
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:39,556
Does anyone know the rules?
581
00:16:39,556 --> 00:16:40,490
- Needs to be, like.
582
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:41,323
- Maybe there's a sticker you can wear,
583
00:16:41,323 --> 00:16:42,680
like a not-scary form, where you don't
584
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,036
wanna get scared.
585
00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:46,630
- Or maybe like a safe, not a safe word,
586
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,460
but like a, yeah, I don't know.
587
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,100
- I think you could just be
like, no, not you, old man.
588
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:51,933
You know?
589
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:52,950
- That would be so mean.
590
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:54,721
- Or something polite, like, no, never.
591
00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:55,554
- Everyone but you.
592
00:16:55,554 --> 00:16:57,560
- I think something like ew, ew, ew!,
593
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,640
something, like, nice like that.
594
00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,650
- Yeah, get it away from me!
595
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:00,798
- Oh god don't!
596
00:17:01,631 --> 00:17:02,514
- Your chode.
597
00:17:03,347 --> 00:17:04,180
- No chodes.
598
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:06,873
- I think if you scream
just directly into his face.
599
00:17:07,706 --> 00:17:08,710
- I don't know, if you're in a group sex,
600
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,680
and someone yells no, not you, like,
601
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,513
- Yeah, that's horrible.
602
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:13,565
- Like, you're gonna go home
and kill yourself, right?
603
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,398
- I feel so bad too.
604
00:17:14,398 --> 00:17:16,010
It's like the kid who
gets picked last for,
605
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,290
like, dodge ball, or something.
606
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:20,113
It's sad, it's like, I've
paid ten bucks to be here,
607
00:17:20,946 --> 00:17:21,880
and nobody wants to fuck me.
608
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,910
- You're standing there naked, and like,
609
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,470
- A little bitty condom.
610
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:27,020
- Oh, Does anyone, you know, want?
611
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,390
Oh, I think our team's full.
612
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,223
Oh, really?
613
00:17:29,223 --> 00:17:31,210
- And that person will
have a stigma on them
614
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,940
the whole day, the whole night, you know.
615
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,440
Like, no ones gonna want to fuck them now.
616
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,180
They're gonna be like,
oh, you're the guy that,
617
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,980
that one guy who was letting
everyone fuck him said no to.
618
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:39,813
- Aw.
619
00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:41,250
- So we're not gonna let you do anything.
620
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,083
Just go home.
621
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:42,916
- That's really sad.
622
00:17:43,749 --> 00:17:44,897
- But it didn't happen, it didn't happen.
623
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,320
- The saddest man.
624
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,680
- He let him fuck him.
625
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,230
- Well, kind of hopping
back to this first part.
626
00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:51,490
- Yes.
627
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:56,490
- He does blow the guy
with the average penis.
628
00:17:58,066 --> 00:18:00,210
And then the guy
suddenly, like, stands up,
629
00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:02,790
and is, like, uncomfortable
or something, and walks away.
630
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,276
And then, our protagonist feels bad.
631
00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:06,950
That feels true.
632
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:07,783
Yeah.
633
00:18:07,783 --> 00:18:09,920
- You have one of your
first sexual encounters,
634
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,266
and you're like oh no,
did I do something wrong?
635
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:15,610
Especially if you don't
know the person really well.
636
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,883
And you're like, I can't
ask them, or something.
637
00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:19,410
Yeah.
638
00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:22,380
- This moment I like, but
it was sort of a weird,
639
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:25,960
step to, like, if this, then, I do this,
640
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,240
because he's like, ah, I
must go to Victoria's Secret
641
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,540
and buy a thong, and a miniskirt.
642
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,020
- Yeah, it was his inciting incident.
643
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:31,916
- Yes.
644
00:18:32,749 --> 00:18:33,712
- Which is good, literarily.
645
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,810
- This guy is following structure, he read
646
00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:35,643
- But.
647
00:18:35,643 --> 00:18:36,476
- Damn, yeah.
648
00:18:36,476 --> 00:18:37,309
- Like a writing book.
649
00:18:37,309 --> 00:18:38,581
- This book was worth 2.99.
650
00:18:39,414 --> 00:18:40,247
- Holy fuck.
651
00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:41,080
- I guess that to me,
652
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,110
maybe this is my own ignorance,
653
00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:44,630
that did not strike me as like,
654
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:46,430
the next logical move.
655
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,263
- Yeah.
656
00:18:47,263 --> 00:18:48,750
- I thought it would just
be more like, him exploring.
657
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,970
- Truly, I think, I feel like,
658
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:53,480
I read this as a superhero book, you know.
659
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,800
And that was the moment where he was like,
660
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,280
- He got bit by the radioactive spider.
661
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,113
- Yes!
662
00:18:57,113 --> 00:18:58,610
And he was like, I'm going
to become a superhero
663
00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:00,580
and fucking take as many
dicks as I can in that time.
664
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,420
He sucked the
radioactive pre-come.
665
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,989
- Yeah, and he goes whoa, ah, ah, ah, ah.
666
00:19:04,989 --> 00:19:07,590
And then an ancient pre-come ghost comes,
667
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,192
and says, "Tyler,
668
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:12,200
You have been bitten."
669
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,230
- And the panties, and the skirt,
670
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:15,370
are his costume.
671
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:16,278
- Yes.
672
00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:17,111
- Like his superhero costume.
673
00:19:17,111 --> 00:19:17,944
- That's really cool.
674
00:19:17,944 --> 00:19:20,080
- Yeah, that's how, and
we'll get to it later,
675
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,310
but he uses his superpowers
676
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:23,143
- Yes.
677
00:19:23,143 --> 00:19:23,976
- Later in the book.
678
00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:24,809
- I love that.
679
00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:27,604
- That's actually, that really
does change things for me.
680
00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:29,270
- Yeah.
681
00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:30,103
- I really like that a lot.
682
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,720
- Because he leaves, yeah,
he goes home, he showers,
683
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,190
- Yes.
684
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:37,340
- He even wrote down, so that ended,
685
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:38,520
and as he was home, he was like,
686
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,450
"thankfully for the sake of the story,
687
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:41,810
things didn't end there."
688
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,460
- For the sake of selling a book.
689
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:46,890
- I didn't just kind of
suck somebody off and leave.
690
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:47,723
- Yeah.
691
00:19:47,723 --> 00:19:48,793
- And then go leave convention.
692
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:49,626
- And then you've gotta go back to Texas,
693
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,753
after my freshman year
convention in Philadelphia.
694
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:54,560
- So he's thinking about it,
695
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,200
he goes to Victoria's Secret,
696
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,130
and I like the little, run
of shopping too, because
697
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,620
- Yes.
- everywhere he goes,
698
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,276
- He's stared at.
699
00:20:02,276 --> 00:20:03,109
- He's stared at.
700
00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:03,942
- That felt really sad.
701
00:20:03,942 --> 00:20:04,775
- And everyone's looking at him oddly,
702
00:20:04,775 --> 00:20:05,706
- Grow up.
703
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:06,942
- It's like we're at the sex shop.
704
00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:07,775
- Yes, he said he got weird stares
705
00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:09,270
specifically from women,
706
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:10,713
which is like, grow up ladies.
707
00:20:10,713 --> 00:20:11,720
- Because he hates women.
708
00:20:12,553 --> 00:20:13,386
- Right.
709
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,219
Because also I'm sure,
710
00:20:14,219 --> 00:20:15,160
if these people are being judgey as hell,
711
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,140
like why are you a man, and
went to Victoria's Secret?
712
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,140
Shut the fuck up.
713
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,570
- I don't think that
that would be that odd,
714
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:23,040
if a man was buying underwear either.
715
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,550
- It wouldn't be, but I can imagine.
716
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,280
- This was written by
a man who hates women.
717
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,380
- Yeah, maybe.
718
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,270
I can imagine there being instances where
719
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,240
someone who's not traditionally catered to
720
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,010
at Victoria's Secret
getting like, lots of weird
721
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:35,994
- Yeah.
722
00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:36,827
- Especially since, Victoria's Secret,
723
00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:37,660
the people who work there,
724
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:40,090
are sometimes a little judgey.
725
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,825
- Sometimes, at bra stores
in general, they are judgey.
726
00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:44,491
I love every bra store.
727
00:20:45,324 --> 00:20:46,564
- Okay, no liable.
728
00:20:49,076 --> 00:20:50,370
- They can just be judgey about, like,
729
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:51,530
what you know about your own body,
730
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,270
and what you, like,
think you could fit into.
731
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:54,930
- Do they always want to measure you?
732
00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:55,763
- Literally yes.
733
00:20:55,763 --> 00:20:56,596
- Really?
734
00:20:56,596 --> 00:20:57,930
- They're always like, you're
wearing the wrong bra size.
735
00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:58,763
And you're like, it's not.
736
00:20:58,763 --> 00:21:00,530
- Like they can tell if you're
wearing like, a trench coat,
737
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:01,363
and they can tell?
738
00:21:01,363 --> 00:21:02,970
- Every person that has
worked at a bra store,
739
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:03,940
will always be like,
740
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,522
I can tell by looking at
you what bra size you wear.
741
00:21:06,355 --> 00:21:07,580
- They're always wrong.
742
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:10,100
- And they're always, no,
you're always wrong, Connie.
743
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,480
You're always wrong.
744
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,146
- You don't know your boobs.
745
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:13,979
- You don't know anything about yourself.
746
00:21:13,979 --> 00:21:16,130
- No, no, this bitch tried to measure me,
747
00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:17,370
and be like, you're a C-cup,
748
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,743
I'm like, oh no no no.
749
00:21:19,576 --> 00:21:20,409
I should have bet her money.
750
00:21:21,242 --> 00:21:23,040
- Yeah, I bet you $10,000 I'm not a C-cup.
751
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:23,873
- Do you think they get,
752
00:21:23,873 --> 00:21:25,470
- I had a terrible experience once.
753
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:27,570
I went to a store where it
was supposed to be, like,
754
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:30,150
it's like your second skin, the bras,
755
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,510
but because my boobs are very, like, flat,
756
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:33,750
and my chest is wide.
757
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,503
It certainly was not, and
they didn't cater to my size,
758
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,410
so it was a huge gap,
759
00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:40,572
and when she came back,
she was like oh well,
760
00:21:40,572 --> 00:21:42,711
you can just put some socks in there.
761
00:21:43,544 --> 00:21:44,580
And I was like, why the fuck am I buying
762
00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:46,010
- Why do you have a job?
763
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:49,120
- Fit to my skin bra, for
like 40 bucks, that I,
764
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,011
- That you stick a bunch of gym socks in.
765
00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:52,723
- Idiots.
766
00:21:52,723 --> 00:21:53,626
- It was insane!
767
00:21:53,626 --> 00:21:54,459
- Are you wearing it now?
768
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:55,292
- And.
769
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,270
- Oh my god.
770
00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:58,690
Oh my god, they smell horrible.
771
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:01,010
- Are your socks going
missing in the wash?
772
00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:03,390
- Jess's boobs smell horrible,
773
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,330
but what a great,
774
00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:06,331
- Straight from my feet to my titties.
775
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,232
Oh my god.
776
00:22:09,232 --> 00:22:10,065
Anyway.
777
00:22:10,065 --> 00:22:10,920
- At the sex shop.
778
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,753
- Yes, yes.
779
00:22:11,753 --> 00:22:12,990
- This is an important little tidbit,
780
00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:15,420
he buys a butt plug.
781
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,571
Mmhmm.
782
00:22:16,571 --> 00:22:17,404
Mmhmm.
783
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,237
- And some lube.
784
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,340
Yes.
785
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:21,540
- And, what else?
786
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,527
Yeah.
787
00:22:22,527 --> 00:22:23,360
And also a micro skirt.
788
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,193
Yes yes yes.
789
00:22:24,193 --> 00:22:27,410
- A micro skirt, medium
flesh-cock butt plug,
790
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:28,243
Yes.
791
00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:29,180
and a bottle of KY jelly.
792
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,430
Yes.
793
00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:32,400
And then I guess he goes
back to the bathhouse.
794
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,680
- He calls his parents.
795
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,513
- He goes back to
796
00:22:34,513 --> 00:22:35,870
- He has a little awkward conversation.
797
00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:36,703
- Oh does he?
798
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:37,536
- Yes.
799
00:22:37,536 --> 00:22:38,369
- I forgot about that part.
800
00:22:38,369 --> 00:22:39,202
- Yes.
801
00:22:39,202 --> 00:22:40,035
- They don't get into a discussion,
802
00:22:40,035 --> 00:22:41,510
he's like, and then I
awkwardly call my parents,
803
00:22:41,510 --> 00:22:42,343
which is so funny.
804
00:22:42,343 --> 00:22:44,730
Any time I do something bad in college,
805
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,740
I would like, like if I was
like drunk or something,
806
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,460
then I would call and
just be like oh, hey hi.
807
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:49,293
- Oh my god.
808
00:22:49,293 --> 00:22:50,750
- I'm okay, like just kind of,
809
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,470
like, telling on yourself, but not.
810
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:53,303
- Yeah.
811
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,029
So, he does that, and
then he starts to, like,
812
00:22:56,029 --> 00:22:59,730
kind of loosen up his
asshole a little bit.
813
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:03,750
He like, puts in the
jelly, and the butt plug.
814
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,880
What I appreciated, this like detail,
815
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,640
'cause I do feel like I don't read a lot
816
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:12,020
about that kind of like,
prep stuff with sex.
817
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,570
- Now this is, in the superhero movie,
818
00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:14,890
this is him suiting up.
819
00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:15,723
- Perfect.
820
00:23:15,723 --> 00:23:17,160
This is the telephone booth.
821
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,270
- Yes, where he's like,
taking off his shirt.
822
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:21,739
- Telephone booth, and
he's putting it up his ass.
823
00:23:21,739 --> 00:23:23,240
- Yeah, or just like, putting
a butt plug up his asshole,
824
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,510
and he's ready to conquer the world.
825
00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:26,970
- And he takes off his glasses.
826
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:27,803
- Yeah.
827
00:23:27,803 --> 00:23:29,410
And he's finally handsome.
828
00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:33,410
- Actually, honestly Jesse, I
really love this description.
829
00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:34,243
Yeah.
830
00:23:34,243 --> 00:23:35,530
- I really love that framing device.
831
00:23:35,530 --> 00:23:36,363
- Yeah.
832
00:23:36,363 --> 00:23:37,560
- One thing I did not like is
833
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,528
that he calls his stuffed little teen ass.
834
00:23:41,361 --> 00:23:42,940
I was like, because even when he said
835
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,170
he was, like, a freshman in college,
836
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:45,003
- Yeah.
837
00:23:45,003 --> 00:23:46,300
- I was like, oh, I don't
really wanna read about like,
838
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,440
teenagers doing this kind of stuff.
839
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,273
- Yeah.
840
00:23:49,273 --> 00:23:50,970
And I'm like, I wanna assume you're 18,
841
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:53,130
but even then that doesn't make it like,
842
00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:54,140
oh, this is hot.
843
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:55,950
I'm just like, you're just legal.
844
00:23:55,950 --> 00:23:56,783
Yeah.
845
00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:59,120
- I would rather you be like, 25.
846
00:23:59,120 --> 00:23:59,953
Yeah.
847
00:23:59,953 --> 00:24:01,910
- And regardless of your
age, I absolutely don't
848
00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:04,339
need to preface your
asshole with your age.
849
00:24:05,172 --> 00:24:06,005
- I guess I didn't
850
00:24:06,005 --> 00:24:06,838
- Like a wine.
851
00:24:06,838 --> 00:24:07,671
- Mind it as much in this one,
852
00:24:07,671 --> 00:24:08,600
'cause there were so many just like
853
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,229
cute little awkward nervous moments.
854
00:24:10,229 --> 00:24:11,062
- Right.
855
00:24:11,062 --> 00:24:12,980
- Where I was like, I remember
being and feeling like that.
856
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:13,813
- Yeah.
857
00:24:13,813 --> 00:24:14,646
- It was like a nice little glimpse
858
00:24:14,646 --> 00:24:16,310
into somebody else's life.
859
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:18,350
- I think the only reason I didn't like it
860
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:20,947
is because if a teen wrote this,
861
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,500
I would be okay with it.
862
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,500
- If an older person wrote this,
863
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,333
- Yeah.
864
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:27,270
- There's something that
feels gross about it.
865
00:24:27,270 --> 00:24:28,630
- An older person wrote this.
866
00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:29,463
- Yeah.
867
00:24:30,296 --> 00:24:31,160
- And I think you're right Connie,
868
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,440
and that's what feels a little gross.
869
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,500
Like, like, I don't know.
870
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,920
- I said this before the thing,
871
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,150
but I thought this was like,
872
00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:39,970
this, young man had this
experience and wrote it down,
873
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,810
and everyone told me I was wrong.
874
00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:44,050
- Well, Jess, by the end
of it you have to be wrong.
875
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:44,883
- Yeah.
876
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,580
- 'cause this man is
split open, somewhere,
877
00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:47,600
in the middle of Philadelphia,
878
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,740
- Or, he's a superhero
879
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:49,573
- Or he's a superhero.
880
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:51,510
Oh, Philly's own.
881
00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:54,608
- Red alert, Philly has an excess of cum.
882
00:24:55,441 --> 00:24:56,368
We need someone to absorb all of it.
883
00:24:57,201 --> 00:24:58,034
- Oh and you know he would.
884
00:24:58,034 --> 00:24:58,867
- Or the city will explode.
885
00:24:58,867 --> 00:24:59,700
- You know he would.
886
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:00,533
- Yeah.
887
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:01,366
Oh my god, the cum-signal.
888
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,199
- And you know what,
889
00:25:02,199 --> 00:25:04,150
and the invisible, like,
you know the invisible jet
890
00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:06,610
that Wonder Woman has,
like, that's his swing.
891
00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:07,601
- Is it pre-cum?
892
00:25:07,601 --> 00:25:08,434
Yeah, yeah.
893
00:25:08,434 --> 00:25:09,850
- His swing is that vehicle,
it's the Bat mobile.
894
00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:10,683
It's the swing.
895
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:11,516
We'll get into the swing later.
896
00:25:11,516 --> 00:25:12,349
- Yes.
897
00:25:12,349 --> 00:25:13,263
Oh.
898
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,110
- But, it's, blowing my mind.
899
00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:16,820
He puts on his
panties, he looks up a new club,
900
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:19,290
he uses the directions on
his phone to walk there,
901
00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:20,123
- Yeah.
902
00:25:20,123 --> 00:25:21,021
- which I also like.
903
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:21,854
Such a cute little detail.
904
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,430
- The thing that struck me is he's walking
905
00:25:23,430 --> 00:25:25,860
with his butt plug in his ass.
906
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:26,693
- Is that not realistic?
907
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,272
- I was going to ask, how's that work?
908
00:25:28,272 --> 00:25:30,310
- I've never done it.
909
00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:31,143
- Yeah.
910
00:25:31,143 --> 00:25:31,976
- Never walked with one.
911
00:25:31,976 --> 00:25:34,080
- Never walked with a butt
plug in my butt, you know.
912
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,170
- I imagined it was a very like,
913
00:25:35,170 --> 00:25:37,530
John Travolta, like kinda sashaying
914
00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:39,190
down the street type moment.
915
00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:40,023
- Yeah.
916
00:25:40,023 --> 00:25:41,008
- you can tell by the way...
917
00:25:41,008 --> 00:25:41,841
- We know...
918
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:42,674
- Think we're all on the same page.
919
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:43,507
- Yes.
920
00:25:43,507 --> 00:25:45,760
- Yes.
921
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,770
- Yes. I think I get it, it's a third-
922
00:25:47,770 --> 00:25:50,770
- And he even says, his
cheeks are sticking together.
923
00:25:50,770 --> 00:25:51,603
- Yeah.
924
00:25:51,603 --> 00:25:52,760
- Because of the KY jelly.
925
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,593
- Yeah.
926
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,240
- Because would it be like,
927
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,490
a stilted walk, kind of like,
928
00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,410
I'm trying to think, almost
like trying to hold something,
929
00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:01,300
in there.
930
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,616
- No, it would be in there, you know.
931
00:26:02,616 --> 00:26:03,449
- Oh.
932
00:26:03,449 --> 00:26:04,477
- So I think it would
just be like, you know.
933
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,200
- Yeah it would just hurt with every...
934
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,190
- Maybe not hurt, maybe
hurt good, you know?
935
00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:11,100
- I was wondering that too, yeah.
936
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:12,953
- I couldn't...
937
00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:14,841
- I'm gonna sing...
938
00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:15,674
- I couldn't picture it, I couldn't
939
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:16,507
picture me doing that.
940
00:26:16,507 --> 00:26:17,340
- Yeah.
941
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:18,173
- That's a lot.
942
00:26:18,173 --> 00:26:19,006
- So maybe that's not a realistic detail.
943
00:26:19,006 --> 00:26:21,330
- I can picture me walking
period, that's a long walk.
944
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,250
- Yeah.
945
00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:25,560
- So he gets to Club
Philadelphia, there's videos,
946
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,080
playing around of porn.
947
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,667
- I like how it's- I
screen shotted this part,
948
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:33,490
it's like 'by the way, did
I mention there's gay porn,
949
00:26:33,490 --> 00:26:34,608
playing everywhere?'
950
00:26:35,557 --> 00:26:36,390
- Yeah.
951
00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:37,223
- He specifically says,
952
00:26:37,223 --> 00:26:39,100
'a young man getting stretched and mounted
953
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,460
by military men.'
954
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,850
Mmhmm.
955
00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:45,136
- Which, thank you for your service.
956
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:50,910
- Baby. He saw one man
jerking off to the video,
957
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,728
a solid seven inches.
958
00:26:55,194 --> 00:26:56,990
- He could just, that's
his superhero power.
959
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,178
He can tell how big dicks
are just by looking.
960
00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:04,210
- Like an iPhone app that can
measure your cat or whatever.
961
00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:06,000
- He should go to a carnival, and like,
962
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,940
'Guess The Weight', of the...
963
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:08,390
- Yeah, I can't guess your age but
964
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:09,730
I can guess your dick size.
965
00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:10,563
- Mmhmm.
966
00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:11,936
- 'Step right up, step right up!'
967
00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:14,970
- Accurate measurements!
968
00:27:14,970 --> 00:27:17,910
'I'm not a day over seven!'
969
00:27:20,312 --> 00:27:24,260
- Uh, he goes to his room,
he slides out the butt plug,
970
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:27,070
he applies more lube, puts it back in,
971
00:27:27,070 --> 00:27:29,930
he's got a skirt on, his
ass cheeks are hanging out,
972
00:27:29,930 --> 00:27:32,600
and he says he's feeling sexy, and dirty,
973
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,433
and he's loving it.
974
00:27:33,433 --> 00:27:34,540
- He's loving it.
975
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:35,437
- I'm loving this new him.
976
00:27:35,437 --> 00:27:37,209
- I was liking this a lot.
977
00:27:37,209 --> 00:27:38,998
- Yeah, I'm so happy for him.
978
00:27:38,998 --> 00:27:40,357
He walks around, he
sees the group showers,
979
00:27:40,357 --> 00:27:44,253
and then he's so excited
to see the glory hole.
980
00:27:45,086 --> 00:27:47,120
- He does, I will say that he does pass by
981
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,990
something called the Slurp Ramp-
982
00:27:48,990 --> 00:27:49,823
- Yes.
983
00:27:49,823 --> 00:27:51,180
- Which was not...
984
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:53,380
It was like, sort of
explained, but I guess.
985
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,240
I had to look it up.
986
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,073
- I did too.
987
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:55,906
And I do have the definition.
988
00:27:55,906 --> 00:27:57,010
- Oh you do, there is a definition.
989
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:59,162
- A raised platform with holes,
990
00:27:59,162 --> 00:28:01,910
allows men to give and receive fellatio.
991
00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:02,743
- This is-
992
00:28:02,743 --> 00:28:03,576
- These are word for word the same.
993
00:28:03,576 --> 00:28:04,747
- Well done.
994
00:28:04,747 --> 00:28:05,760
- Hey, who knows how to Google, huh.
995
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,593
- But I feel like, yeah,
996
00:28:06,593 --> 00:28:08,390
he was disappointed because he was like,
997
00:28:08,390 --> 00:28:10,120
oh, that takes away from
being on your knees.
998
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,080
- He likes the knees part.
999
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,913
- He likes being on your knees.
1000
00:28:11,913 --> 00:28:13,540
- I liked a lot of these little micro,
1001
00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:14,600
like, preferences,
1002
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,990
because that does feel like,
1003
00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:17,220
there are some things that like,
1004
00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,480
maybe seem like they're better
1005
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,313
that some people are just like,
1006
00:28:19,313 --> 00:28:21,160
'actually, I like it this other way'.
1007
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:21,993
- Yeah.
1008
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:22,880
- And you know, that's part of his power,
1009
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,510
his like super strong knees.
1010
00:28:24,510 --> 00:28:25,343
- Yes.
1011
00:28:25,343 --> 00:28:27,220
- I have bad knees, so
I would have loved this.
1012
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:30,310
- 'Oh my god, finally,
a break for my knees'
1013
00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:31,320
It's not sexy being-
1014
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,490
- I'm heading up to the Slurp Ramp.
1015
00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:34,710
- And they're like,
'oh, let me get up now'.
1016
00:28:34,710 --> 00:28:36,170
You just feel like oh...
1017
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:38,680
- 'With the Slurp Ramp, make everything
1018
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,730
in your life easier'.
1019
00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:42,750
- Yes.
1020
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,650
- There's also a large
wooden X with straps,
1021
00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:45,940
which I imagine was like,
1022
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,780
what they put Theon on,
1023
00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:48,730
on Game of Thrones.
1024
00:28:49,797 --> 00:28:50,750
- Like Ramsey puts them on.
1025
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,270
Which made that whole thing, like,
1026
00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:54,160
maybe that was supposed
to be a little sexy too.
1027
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,379
- Yeah.
1028
00:28:55,379 --> 00:28:56,212
- I'm sure Ramsey got off on that.
1029
00:28:56,212 --> 00:28:57,045
- Yeah.
1030
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,150
- There's a steam room.
1031
00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:00,088
- Yes.
1032
00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:01,980
- Couple going at it, they don't
seem to mind the attention.
1033
00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:02,813
- Yes.
1034
00:29:02,813 --> 00:29:03,646
- Somebody watching.
1035
00:29:03,646 --> 00:29:05,560
- And then we get back
to these glory holes.
1036
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,738
- Yes.
1037
00:29:06,738 --> 00:29:08,701
- I thought that this scene was hot.
1038
00:29:08,701 --> 00:29:10,780
I liked the glory hole stuff.
1039
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,310
- I like when he describes,
1040
00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:13,490
he looks through the hole,
1041
00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,100
and he tugs on the guy's towel,
1042
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,120
and it falls,
1043
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,250
I was... That's nice erotica.
1044
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:20,083
- Yeah.
1045
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:22,520
- It's not even like they give a little,
1046
00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:27,050
- One logistics question I had was,
1047
00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:27,900
how big is the hole?
1048
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:28,990
- I think it must be big enough
1049
00:29:28,990 --> 00:29:30,380
for him to get his hand in.
1050
00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:33,010
- Because in Indian
culture you wear bangles.
1051
00:29:33,010 --> 00:29:33,843
- Uh huh.
1052
00:29:33,843 --> 00:29:34,920
- They're very tight,
1053
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,070
and even sometimes if
they look like they fit,
1054
00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:38,870
this part of your hand is so wide,
1055
00:29:38,870 --> 00:29:40,120
sometimes it's like a big squeeze,
1056
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,960
so I was like, 'how big is this hole?'.
1057
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,640
- It was probably the
size of a Pringle can.
1058
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,870
- A Pringle can?
1059
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,000
- Yeah, if you wanna
comfortably get your hand in-
1060
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,208
- Yeah.
1061
00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:49,550
- And out, while holding something.
1062
00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:51,050
Okay, interesting.
1063
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,760
- So if you guys can
imagine, a Pringle can.
1064
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,593
Put that into your mind.
1065
00:29:53,593 --> 00:29:55,290
- You guys, every time
you reach your hand-
1066
00:29:55,290 --> 00:29:56,123
- A Pringle can.
1067
00:29:56,123 --> 00:29:56,956
- A new can of Pringles,
1068
00:29:56,956 --> 00:29:58,563
imagine that you're pulling on a dick.
1069
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,524
- We all know the slogan for Pringles.
1070
00:30:02,357 --> 00:30:03,930
- Okay.
1071
00:30:03,930 --> 00:30:05,680
- So he's jerking him off-
1072
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,873
- Slurpies
1073
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:07,706
- Through the hole.
1074
00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:08,790
I did write down, he describes-
1075
00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:11,952
The Pringles slogan is slurp!
1076
00:30:13,233 --> 00:30:14,940
- With that guy winking.
1077
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:18,094
- New pizza flavored Pringles, slurp!
1078
00:30:20,974 --> 00:30:21,807
- I see it.
1079
00:30:21,807 --> 00:30:23,660
- Oh my god.
1080
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:25,110
- I'm like, sweating...
1081
00:30:25,110 --> 00:30:27,320
It's so nasty.
1082
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,780
- He does describe his,
1083
00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:31,360
as he's jerking him off, and his penis
1084
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,193
is getting bigger,
1085
00:30:32,193 --> 00:30:33,840
he describes the man's penis as
1086
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,180
a thick salami.
1087
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,513
- Hanging semi-erect.
1088
00:30:37,513 --> 00:30:40,170
- And then he starts to suck him off.
1089
00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:41,003
Uh huh.
1090
00:30:41,003 --> 00:30:41,836
- He's moaning.
1091
00:30:41,836 --> 00:30:42,877
- Yes.
1092
00:30:42,877 --> 00:30:44,280
- There's saliva going down his chin.
1093
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,134
Yes, a lot of pre-come.
1094
00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:46,967
- He's gagging.
1095
00:30:46,967 --> 00:30:47,800
- Yes.
1096
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,780
- That felt realistic too,
1097
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,390
I appreciated that detail a lot,
1098
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,210
because I don't think I see that as much.
1099
00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:53,934
He even coughs,
1100
00:30:53,934 --> 00:30:56,070
which I'm like that feels real.
1101
00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:57,197
Yeah!
1102
00:30:57,197 --> 00:30:58,030
- I think it felt too real,
1103
00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:58,863
because then it came out of his nose.
1104
00:30:58,863 --> 00:30:59,717
- It was.
1105
00:30:59,717 --> 00:31:00,550
That was gross.
1106
00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:01,633
- And I thought that was upsetting.
1107
00:31:01,633 --> 00:31:04,054
- I kind of appreciated it.
1108
00:31:04,887 --> 00:31:05,720
This guys keeps it real.
1109
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,180
- He keeps it fucking real,
he's not here to glorify.
1110
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:08,470
- I've never had it
come out my nose though.
1111
00:31:08,470 --> 00:31:10,050
- Oh, you didn't try hard enough Jess.
1112
00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:11,190
Also you weren't a superhero.
1113
00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:13,650
- Clearly the person
wasn't pre-coming enough.
1114
00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:14,600
- Oh damn.
1115
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:18,250
- Someone fact-check me on this,
1116
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,390
can anyone pre-come this much?
1117
00:31:20,390 --> 00:31:21,410
- I would say yes.
1118
00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:22,243
- Really?
1119
00:31:22,243 --> 00:31:23,076
- I think so.
1120
00:31:23,076 --> 00:31:24,128
- Okay.
1121
00:31:24,128 --> 00:31:24,961
- There are some-
1122
00:31:24,961 --> 00:31:26,120
- Maybe I'm not doing anything right,
1123
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,470
because this seems like a lot of pre-come.
1124
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,820
This seems like eight ounce glass of-.
1125
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,070
It is a lot of pre-come.
1126
00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:33,330
- That's, I can't, I don't
wanna, think about that.
1127
00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:35,120
- Getting your three
glasses of pre-come a day.
1128
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,130
- That is the level of
pre-come we're talking about.
1129
00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:38,720
- It's not a small amount, it's like tall.
1130
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,180
- You know, truly, a lot of uncut guys,
1131
00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:44,600
who are not circumcised,
pre-come a lot more.
1132
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,433
- Really.
1133
00:31:45,433 --> 00:31:46,277
- Mmhmm.
1134
00:31:46,277 --> 00:31:47,110
- Really, circumcision plays into that?
1135
00:31:47,110 --> 00:31:48,830
- I believe so, I might
just be making this up,
1136
00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:50,110
but from my experience.
1137
00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:52,630
- Don't fact-check this,
don't fact-check this.
1138
00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:54,230
- I believe it's true that a lot of guys
1139
00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:56,560
that are uncircumcised
pre-come a lot more.
1140
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,393
- Interesting.
1141
00:31:57,393 --> 00:32:00,220
Is it because there's something-
1142
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,398
- Wrong with them?
1143
00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:08,930
- Is it because they're nasty freaks?
1144
00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:10,150
- Because God hates them?
1145
00:32:10,150 --> 00:32:11,000
- Is it because God hates them?
1146
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,320
- It's something to do with
their foreskin I think.
1147
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,153
- Interesting.
1148
00:32:14,153 --> 00:32:15,810
- I was with one guy
who wasn't circumcised,
1149
00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:19,150
and I don't remember
more pre-come than usual.
1150
00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:20,101
I do remember,
1151
00:32:20,101 --> 00:32:22,350
the first time I saw it, it was erect,
1152
00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:25,790
so it just looked like all
the other ones I had seen.
1153
00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:27,640
And then it wasn't until it went down,
1154
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,229
and I was like oh.
1155
00:32:30,062 --> 00:32:30,895
Which was interesting.
1156
00:32:30,895 --> 00:32:32,460
And he was from France,
1157
00:32:33,488 --> 00:32:35,322
and that's apparently a French thing.
1158
00:32:35,322 --> 00:32:38,690
- This is the second international
1159
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,140
little boy I've heard you-
1160
00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:42,060
- I wouldn't say little.
1161
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,380
- Little boy.
1162
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,608
- I didn't mean to say little.
1163
00:32:44,608 --> 00:32:46,357
- You don't need a rod baby.
1164
00:32:46,357 --> 00:32:47,469
I had a good time.
1165
00:32:47,469 --> 00:32:50,250
- Woo.
1166
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:51,650
- Okay, saliva going down the chin,
1167
00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:52,740
coming out the nose.
1168
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,580
- Yeah yeah yeah.
1169
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,250
- Oh, another interesting
part which I didn't
1170
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:56,470
realize this was a thing,
1171
00:32:56,470 --> 00:32:59,050
was that after all of that had happened,
1172
00:32:59,050 --> 00:33:02,700
then he turned around and
put his but thole into the,
1173
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,560
- I didn't know you could do that.
1174
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,870
- I traditionally only knew
a glory hole to be like-
1175
00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:06,889
- Me too.
1176
00:33:06,889 --> 00:33:07,722
- Sucking off.
1177
00:33:07,722 --> 00:33:08,555
- But I like that.
1178
00:33:08,555 --> 00:33:09,388
- That's common.
1179
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,221
- Dual purpose.
1180
00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:14,330
- I've seen it, not live,
but I've seen it in videos.
1181
00:33:14,330 --> 00:33:15,900
- The concert on video.
1182
00:33:17,699 --> 00:33:19,450
- The live, The Eagles Live.
1183
00:33:21,965 --> 00:33:22,914
- But yeah I've seen that before.
1184
00:33:26,430 --> 00:33:29,000
- And he goes seriously
from zero to 100 so quick,
1185
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,130
and I think it's the super-
1186
00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:31,409
- Yeah.
1187
00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:32,242
- That's his superpower moment,
1188
00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:34,355
and he's just like
Hulking out a little bit.
1189
00:33:34,355 --> 00:33:35,195
- Oh.
1190
00:33:35,195 --> 00:33:36,670
- And just like going for it all.
1191
00:33:36,670 --> 00:33:38,270
- Yeah, he's got so much going on,
1192
00:33:38,270 --> 00:33:40,120
because he's also
tending to the butt plug.
1193
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,260
- He's double- skewering.
1194
00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:44,918
In a few short moments.
1195
00:33:44,918 --> 00:33:46,310
- Like, going from the first night,
1196
00:33:46,310 --> 00:33:49,250
where he barely sucked a
dick and felt self-conscious,
1197
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,083
to now.
1198
00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:50,916
- Yes.
1199
00:33:50,916 --> 00:33:51,821
- Is wild.
1200
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,480
- Wasn't this all within
maybe less than 24 hours?
1201
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,120
- Yes, I would say so
- Interesting.
1202
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,642
- Crystal meth.
1203
00:33:56,642 --> 00:33:57,900
That's his-
1204
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,472
- It could be.
1205
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,000
- Okay wait.
1206
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,550
So he's being skewered at this point,
1207
00:34:03,550 --> 00:34:06,000
because he has his but thole in one hole,
1208
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,510
and then he's leaning against
a wall on the opposite side,
1209
00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:10,370
and there's a glory hole on that side too.
1210
00:34:10,370 --> 00:34:12,520
- That's called being skewered?
1211
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,610
- That's what this book
called it, I don't know.
1212
00:34:14,610 --> 00:34:17,310
- I would have called
it being double-towered.
1213
00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:18,143
- Oh, okay.
1214
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:19,940
- I prefer the Chinese Finger Trap.
1215
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:20,980
- Oh, interesting.
1216
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:22,105
- Oh, yeah.
1217
00:34:22,105 --> 00:34:22,938
- It's so beautiful, every culture
1218
00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:25,620
has a dumpling, every
culture has a doughnut.
1219
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:26,916
- Yeah.
1220
00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:28,003
- Every culture has a name for like-
1221
00:34:28,003 --> 00:34:29,881
- I don't know if it's cultural,
that's just what I call it.
1222
00:34:29,881 --> 00:34:30,810
- Skewering ranges across the world,
1223
00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:32,250
like hands across America.
1224
00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:33,650
- That's really beautiful.
1225
00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:34,490
- So beautiful.
1226
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,080
- But, during this,
1227
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,890
one of my favorite lines of the book,
1228
00:34:39,890 --> 00:34:42,130
he goes 'suddenly, one of
the newcomers realized',
1229
00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:43,370
because a lot of people are watching.
1230
00:34:43,370 --> 00:34:44,480
- Suddenly one of the newcomers realized
1231
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,380
'I was wedged between a
cock and a hard place'.
1232
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,213
- At that point I-
1233
00:34:47,213 --> 00:34:48,790
- And in my mind, I was like,
1234
00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:50,730
this book, that sentence was written,
1235
00:34:50,730 --> 00:34:53,119
and then this book was
written around that sentence.
1236
00:34:53,952 --> 00:34:54,785
- 100%.
1237
00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:57,230
- Yeah, that line jumped out at me too,
1238
00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:58,780
it kind of took me out of it.
1239
00:34:58,780 --> 00:34:59,870
- Because it was too punny?
1240
00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:00,900
- It was too punny.
1241
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,840
- Yeah, he looks to camera and he says it,
1242
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,920
while he's got a dick in his
mouth and in his asshole.
1243
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,750
- Maybe that was like a publisher's note,
1244
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:08,880
maybe it was a rock and a hard place.
1245
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:09,960
- We need a pithy,
1246
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,600
the movie poster tagline.
1247
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,899
- The publisher, that's their only note.
1248
00:35:14,899 --> 00:35:16,080
- What about-
1249
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,370
- I don't mind typos, but...
1250
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,200
- It was a bunch of fucking typos.
1251
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,200
- Don't fix all these typos,
but if you can make it
1252
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,960
a cock and a hard place, I'm on board.
1253
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,500
- Let me get this on Amazon baby.
1254
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,078
- Click.
1255
00:35:29,078 --> 00:35:30,980
- Speaking of the wall of
observers, I did write down
1256
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:31,990
the line;
1257
00:35:31,990 --> 00:35:34,590
'a wall of observers,
all furiously pumping
1258
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:35,423
their hard hats'
1259
00:35:35,423 --> 00:35:37,460
- It reminds of the
Titanic, the lower-decks,
1260
00:35:37,460 --> 00:35:38,728
with the coal,
1261
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:42,910
- Which is a furious
steam-like assembly line.
1262
00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:45,700
- And there's the violinist
that keeps playing,
1263
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,139
while the ship goes down.
1264
00:35:49,728 --> 00:35:51,607
- And they're just loving it.
1265
00:35:51,607 --> 00:35:52,440
- Oh my god.
1266
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,630
- So yeah, once
1267
00:35:53,630 --> 00:35:54,510
these two join in,
1268
00:35:54,510 --> 00:35:56,390
and then everyone starts
to hear how much fun
1269
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:57,223
they're having.
1270
00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:58,980
And really everyone
starts to jump on board.
1271
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,110
- Which is beautiful.
1272
00:36:02,340 --> 00:36:05,910
- I've also 'beat
mercilessly on my prostate'.
1273
00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:06,743
- Yes.
1274
00:36:07,963 --> 00:36:08,850
- It's so funny, because I know,
1275
00:36:08,850 --> 00:36:11,470
that that is anatomically
what is happening,
1276
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:15,230
to me, mentions of the
prostate take me out.
1277
00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:16,620
- It's a little clinical for me.
1278
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:20,390
- It didn't feel very sexy,
do other people like it?
1279
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,235
Just that we don't get it.
1280
00:36:21,235 --> 00:36:23,310
- Yeah, I think you don't get it,
1281
00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:24,230
because for me it was like,
1282
00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:25,870
oh okay cool, good for him.
1283
00:36:25,870 --> 00:36:28,410
- Does that mean it's
really getting in there?
1284
00:36:28,410 --> 00:36:29,710
- Yeah.
1285
00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:32,240
- To me, that evokes prostate checks,
1286
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,760
and prostate cancer,
1287
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,593
and older men.
1288
00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:36,100
- It is more clinical.
1289
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,490
- Well, what would you like instead?
1290
00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:39,650
- Beat the pussy up?
1291
00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:41,030
- Lil bean.
1292
00:36:41,030 --> 00:36:41,950
- Little bean?
1293
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:42,932
- I meant...
1294
00:36:43,765 --> 00:36:44,630
- For my clit?
1295
00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:45,950
- Prostate.
1296
00:36:45,950 --> 00:36:46,783
- Because from...
1297
00:36:46,783 --> 00:36:48,649
- Oh, okay, beats the prostate.
1298
00:36:49,482 --> 00:36:50,430
- Bush's barbecue baby.
1299
00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:53,609
- Roll that low bean footage.
1300
00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:57,430
- Okay so no, no, prostate's sexier.
1301
00:36:57,430 --> 00:36:58,610
- What would you call it Connie?
1302
00:36:58,610 --> 00:36:59,620
- Yeah, prostate beats little bean.
1303
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,380
- I didn't mind prostate actually.
1304
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:02,213
- Okay, yeah.
1305
00:37:02,213 --> 00:37:03,046
- Okay.
1306
00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:03,879
- Yeah.
1307
00:37:03,879 --> 00:37:04,761
- Yeah.
1308
00:37:04,761 --> 00:37:05,594
- Maybe I've just heard it
1309
00:37:05,594 --> 00:37:10,280
so much in like, in a
medical, in commercials,
1310
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,190
for men's health checks and stuff.
1311
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:15,090
- I have too, but I didn't mind it.
1312
00:37:15,090 --> 00:37:15,940
- That's great.
1313
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:16,850
- See, this is-
1314
00:37:16,850 --> 00:37:17,835
- Yeah.
1315
00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:18,668
- What's beautiful about erotica.
1316
00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:19,501
This is beautiful.
1317
00:37:19,501 --> 00:37:20,390
- I love it.
1318
00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:22,460
Here's something I found strange.
1319
00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:25,030
He calls one of them a wild animal.
1320
00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:26,400
I think, animal.
1321
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,100
He bleeps out the N I M A.
1322
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:31,360
And it all fits.
1323
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,400
I wrote it down.
1324
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,043
Animal fits, and I can only
imagine that's what it was.
1325
00:37:35,043 --> 00:37:37,750
You have said some pretty raunchy stuff-
1326
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,245
- Yeah.
1327
00:37:39,245 --> 00:37:40,078
- Are you like, Peter,
1328
00:37:40,078 --> 00:37:41,350
like why are you not saying-
1329
00:37:41,350 --> 00:37:44,810
- Well, also he mentions
dicks in the form of horses.
1330
00:37:45,804 --> 00:37:46,637
- Yes.
1331
00:37:46,637 --> 00:37:48,780
- So he really describes
their horse-dicks.
1332
00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:49,613
- Yes.
1333
00:37:49,613 --> 00:37:50,446
- Dress me like a horse.
1334
00:37:50,446 --> 00:37:51,279
- Yes, that part was intense,
1335
00:37:51,279 --> 00:37:52,180
because it also tells you about
1336
00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:54,084
how you could almost see the penis,
1337
00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:55,420
in the throat.
1338
00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:56,253
I was like-
1339
00:37:56,253 --> 00:37:58,940
- Like a snake eating a deer.
1340
00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:00,910
- I would say an egg.
1341
00:38:01,923 --> 00:38:02,863
- An egg?
1342
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,100
- I've seen snakes eat eggs before.
1343
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,820
- Is this the one you were talking about?
1344
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:06,720
- Like chickens eggs and stuff.
1345
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,263
- Chicken?
1346
00:38:08,263 --> 00:38:09,096
- Yeah.
1347
00:38:09,096 --> 00:38:09,929
- Snakes and eggs.
1348
00:38:09,929 --> 00:38:10,762
- What do you think snakes eat?
1349
00:38:11,595 --> 00:38:13,020
- Everything, well eggs are included-
1350
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,390
- We're saying it's that look of-
1351
00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:16,401
- You could see the thing inside.
1352
00:38:16,401 --> 00:38:17,350
- That's why I said deer.
1353
00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:18,650
- You didn't know snakes ate-?
1354
00:38:18,650 --> 00:38:19,690
- I mean, it would rip it open.
1355
00:38:19,690 --> 00:38:20,523
- Snakes eat deer?
1356
00:38:20,523 --> 00:38:21,758
- It would rip-
1357
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:22,950
I saw a video of a really big snake
1358
00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:24,490
eating a crocodile-
1359
00:38:24,490 --> 00:38:25,323
- Like an anaconda.
1360
00:38:25,323 --> 00:38:26,383
- And both of them died.
1361
00:38:26,383 --> 00:38:27,220
Oh.
1362
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:28,690
- I think I saw that video.
1363
00:38:28,690 --> 00:38:29,900
That's a metaphor for-
1364
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,230
- I think one of the first videos I saw
1365
00:38:31,230 --> 00:38:33,300
was on Windows, they have
1366
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:36,120
the encyclopedia floppy disk,
1367
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,520
and it was just the snake eating an egg.
1368
00:38:41,335 --> 00:38:43,470
- I'm imagining scrambled.
1369
00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:44,720
- No no no, just like full egg.
1370
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,580
- Yeah, first he gets his little hands,
1371
00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:48,890
and he puts it on a skillet.
1372
00:38:48,890 --> 00:38:51,090
- Ah, they browned, ah well.
1373
00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:52,760
Oh, I wanted them over easy.
1374
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:54,953
- Salt, pepper.
1375
00:38:54,953 --> 00:38:56,300
- But it was like, fine, Rekha,
1376
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,080
it was like a snake eating a deer.
1377
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,522
- Thank you.
1378
00:38:59,522 --> 00:39:00,355
- That's what it looked like.
1379
00:39:00,355 --> 00:39:01,188
- Thank you, yeah, yeah, yes.
1380
00:39:01,188 --> 00:39:02,700
- The dude comes,
1381
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:05,350
he calls him a Philly fucker in his mouth.
1382
00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:08,230
That's the Philly special.
1383
00:39:08,230 --> 00:39:09,740
- The Philly fucker.
1384
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:10,970
It's wiz, baby.
1385
00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:15,170
And then he gets a few
more in, and then...
1386
00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:17,730
- There's one point he has
three cocks in his face at once.
1387
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,661
Yes.
1388
00:39:18,661 --> 00:39:19,830
- So after that happens, I think,
1389
00:39:19,830 --> 00:39:21,290
especially if it were my first time,
1390
00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:23,060
I would need like, okay I need a shower.
1391
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,400
I'm going to go to my room, I need a nap.
1392
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,613
Not for him.
1393
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:26,800
- I need a snack, he has three,
1394
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,640
and then he takes them all on at once,
1395
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,070
one in the mouth, and two in both hands.
1396
00:39:31,070 --> 00:39:31,940
- That's a-
1397
00:39:31,940 --> 00:39:34,370
a one in the hand is
worth two in the bush.
1398
00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,570
- Well I don't know if
I can say this movie,
1399
00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:40,920
but it's a movie, and there's
a famous hallway fight scene.
1400
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,790
- Are you gonna say John Wick?
1401
00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:45,170
Because I wrote John Wick in my notes.
1402
00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:46,580
- Old boy, okay, Old boy,
1403
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:48,170
where he fights people with the hammer
1404
00:39:48,170 --> 00:39:49,430
down a hallway,
1405
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,090
and that's what reminded me of this.
1406
00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:53,100
Because so many people were coming at him.
1407
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:55,150
- It's like Neo in the Matrix.
1408
00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:56,180
- Yeah.
1409
00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:58,230
- All the Mr Smiths, and he's-
1410
00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:59,940
- Little dicks coming out.
1411
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,120
- Yeah, but he's just,
1412
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,230
instead of hitting them
he's sucking them off.
1413
00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:06,640
And he's just tearing through this
1414
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,020
whole bathhouse.
1415
00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:09,790
- I think thought of John Wick because
1416
00:40:09,790 --> 00:40:13,300
he goes into detail of
walking into the place.
1417
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,320
- And you see each room,
1418
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,550
and you're like, I know he's going to go
1419
00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:19,620
and come back, and fuck
shit up in this room.
1420
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:20,900
Where John Wick walks through the
1421
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:22,140
glass room for the first time.
1422
00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:23,594
The mirror room.
1423
00:40:23,594 --> 00:40:25,450
- And like, oh this is
going down in this room.
1424
00:40:26,283 --> 00:40:27,116
- He walks by the lobby,
1425
00:40:27,116 --> 00:40:28,540
I'm like someone is
going in that locker pit.
1426
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:29,600
- In the movie version of this,
1427
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,800
he's going to walk by
a room full of plugs.
1428
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,633
- Yeah.
1429
00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:33,645
- And everybody's like-
1430
00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:39,530
- Also, in this scene,
another quote that really
1431
00:40:39,530 --> 00:40:40,720
stuck with me,
1432
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,390
is, 'someone put hot gravy into my
1433
00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:46,720
greedy ass just like the
slut I knew I had become'.
1434
00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:51,559
What do you all think of
'hot gravy in my greedy ass'.
1435
00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:52,550
- Well that's disgusting, I think.
1436
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,020
Just the color, just the color.
1437
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:54,853
- Gravy.
1438
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,036
- Some gravy's white.
1439
00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:57,570
- Oh you're right.
1440
00:40:57,570 --> 00:40:58,403
- Biscuits and gravy.
1441
00:40:58,403 --> 00:40:59,370
- Chili's has-
1442
00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:00,203
- Chili's!
1443
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,260
- Which day, which day Connie?
1444
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,030
- Sorry, sorry,
1445
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,330
uh there's a chain restaurant
1446
00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:08,163
famous for-
1447
00:41:08,163 --> 00:41:09,801
- No, you can talk about Chili's.
1448
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:12,170
- Mashed potatoes, with a white gravy,
1449
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,300
that's quite tasty you guys.
1450
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,260
They put the potato skins in there.
1451
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,093
- Okay, when you're reading this,
1452
00:41:17,093 --> 00:41:17,940
we want you to think of two things.
1453
00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:19,540
One, we want you to think of Pringles.
1454
00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:21,940
Two, Chili's white gravy.
1455
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:24,890
Think of that going in
your greedy little ass
1456
00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:26,520
at an early bird special.
1457
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,030
- I think brown, brown
gravy, traditional gravy.
1458
00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:30,863
Thanksgiving dinner.
1459
00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,850
- And that sounds disgusting
coming out of a penis.
1460
00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:35,550
- But, if you think about
it as Chili's gravy.
1461
00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:36,383
- Then it's hot.
1462
00:41:36,383 --> 00:41:37,830
- What if he'd said chowder.
1463
00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:40,060
- That's even more gross because
there's chunks in chowder.
1464
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:41,730
And that's just a whole other thing.
1465
00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:44,135
- I think gravy tastes
better than come, so.
1466
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:46,020
- Condensed milk.
1467
00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:47,071
- Condensed milk is good.
1468
00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:48,391
- A Thai ice tea.
1469
00:41:48,391 --> 00:41:50,770
- Oh my god.
1470
00:41:50,770 --> 00:41:52,110
- Nanjing Thai iced tea,
1471
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:55,140
I would be sucking their dicks nonstop.
1472
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:55,973
- No boba.
1473
00:41:55,973 --> 00:41:57,490
- Okay.
1474
00:41:57,490 --> 00:41:59,360
- Kate, bye.
1475
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,300
Thai iced tea here I come.
1476
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,570
- Not after 6pm, too much caffeine.
1477
00:42:03,570 --> 00:42:04,690
- Unlimited refills of Thai ice tea.
1478
00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:08,360
- Warm Cinnabon icing,
that's what would get me.
1479
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,490
- Yeah, yeah.
1480
00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:10,910
I think Cinnabon icing.
1481
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,750
- I know that it don't taste like that.
1482
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,513
- I know, but-
1483
00:42:15,513 --> 00:42:16,690
- But it could.
1484
00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:17,770
- If I don't-
1485
00:42:17,770 --> 00:42:19,380
- If I had one note for the author,
1486
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:22,340
I'd be like, just change
that to hot Cinnabon icing.
1487
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,600
- If you were the publisher.
1488
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,433
- If I were the publisher.
1489
00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:27,067
- When you get the can of
Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls,
1490
00:42:27,067 --> 00:42:29,430
and then the icing comes
in the separate tube.
1491
00:42:29,430 --> 00:42:30,900
- Uh huh, yeah.
1492
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,930
- Oh my god.
1493
00:42:32,930 --> 00:42:35,080
- Or the little Domino's Cinna-Sticks,
1494
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,280
and you just get that...
1495
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,250
- He was definitely having a manic moment.
1496
00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:42,510
That I think people have,
1497
00:42:42,510 --> 00:42:44,050
the second after they come,
1498
00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:45,760
all of a sudden they're gonna sober up,
1499
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,540
and be like I need to get out of here.
1500
00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:49,440
Yes, totally.
1501
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,330
- So he is with all these guys,
1502
00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:54,200
and then everybody comes,
1503
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,570
and he's covered in come,
1504
00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:57,210
and he's like, I've
gotta go take a shower.
1505
00:42:57,210 --> 00:43:00,920
But the shower is through the mirror room.
1506
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,050
- Yes, this is the John Wick moment,
1507
00:43:03,050 --> 00:43:04,390
where he has to get to the shower,
1508
00:43:04,390 --> 00:43:06,540
but in order to get there he
has to go through so much.
1509
00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:09,020
- Yeah, I feel like a video
game John Wick moment.
1510
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,380
So he gets in there,
1511
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,270
and then just instantly, they see him,
1512
00:43:13,270 --> 00:43:14,410
and they're like 'you',
1513
00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:15,920
and they hoist him up-
1514
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,753
- Yes.
1515
00:43:16,753 --> 00:43:18,490
- On the swing, or on
the X, I couldn't tell?
1516
00:43:18,490 --> 00:43:19,323
- On the swing.
1517
00:43:19,323 --> 00:43:20,156
- It's the swing.
1518
00:43:20,156 --> 00:43:22,063
- He also describes himself as like,
1519
00:43:22,063 --> 00:43:24,970
a sight, an unusual sight to see,
1520
00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:26,140
unique sight for even there.
1521
00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:28,370
I stood skinny and
toned with the firm ass.
1522
00:43:28,370 --> 00:43:31,720
I was like, you can get over
yourself just a little bit.
1523
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:34,510
There's a lot of ageism
shit happening in this book
1524
00:43:34,510 --> 00:43:35,433
that I did not like.
1525
00:43:35,433 --> 00:43:38,780
Yeah, you're a teenager,
and congratufuckinglations,
1526
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:39,680
chill the fuck out.
1527
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:40,513
- Yeah.
1528
00:43:40,513 --> 00:43:41,346
- I can see both sides,
1529
00:43:41,346 --> 00:43:43,160
because he was so down on himself,
1530
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,610
and everybody else was kind of down,
1531
00:43:44,610 --> 00:43:46,550
like he felt so insecure, that I was like,
1532
00:43:46,550 --> 00:43:48,910
if this is your moment,
and for the first time
1533
00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:50,990
it felt like you were
coming into your own.
1534
00:43:50,990 --> 00:43:52,136
- Yes.
1535
00:43:52,136 --> 00:43:54,720
- And you are in like, your glory moment.
1536
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,050
- Is it because he has green hair?
1537
00:43:57,050 --> 00:43:58,020
- Does he have green hair?
1538
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:59,468
- Did you see the cover of the book?
1539
00:43:59,468 --> 00:44:00,301
- Oh.
- Oh.
1540
00:44:00,301 --> 00:44:01,134
- Oh.
1541
00:44:01,134 --> 00:44:03,170
- Which, if that's what he looks like,
1542
00:44:03,170 --> 00:44:04,310
the cover of that book,
1543
00:44:04,310 --> 00:44:06,610
you have no, you are not allowed
1544
00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:07,610
to feel self-conscious.
1545
00:44:07,610 --> 00:44:10,500
- He looks like Cowboy
Bebop but with green hair.
1546
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,800
- When your friend, who's like
a supermodel looking person,
1547
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,190
is like 'I'm so ugly, I'm shy',
1548
00:44:15,190 --> 00:44:17,430
I'm like, shut the fuck up.
1549
00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:19,190
- Well, the cover,
1550
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:20,600
if you guys show the cover,
1551
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,050
it's an anime-looking guy with green hair,
1552
00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:24,400
so the whole time while
I was reading this,
1553
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,030
I was imagining a guy with green hair
1554
00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:27,560
getting fucked in a bathhouse.
1555
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,393
- Oh.
1556
00:44:28,393 --> 00:44:29,910
- So maybe that's why he
was getting those stares.
1557
00:44:29,910 --> 00:44:30,890
- Oh because he has green hair?
1558
00:44:30,890 --> 00:44:32,030
- Yeah.
- Oh, maybe.
1559
00:44:32,030 --> 00:44:33,905
- He's like Cosmo from
the Fairly Odd Parents.
1560
00:44:35,374 --> 00:44:36,207
- He's like.
1561
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:39,314
- He's just like that, the
famous anime character.
1562
00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:46,283
- But here's the thing
that kind of took me
1563
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:49,440
you know out of it, he said no, didn't he?
1564
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,730
When they were hoisting
him up on the chair,
1565
00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:52,563
and the swing.
1566
00:44:52,563 --> 00:44:53,396
Oh did he?
1567
00:44:53,396 --> 00:44:54,330
I don't remember that.
1568
00:44:54,330 --> 00:44:56,950
- I feel like he was like
'no no I don't want to'.
1569
00:44:56,950 --> 00:44:58,490
That sucks,
I don't remember that.
1570
00:44:58,490 --> 00:45:00,610
- I thought he recognized
the guy from earlier-
1571
00:45:00,610 --> 00:45:01,443
- He did, because-
1572
00:45:01,443 --> 00:45:02,300
- Salami dick guy-
1573
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:05,140
- He met thick salami
dick through more than
1574
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,520
just the glory hole.
1575
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,470
- Which is full-circle.
1576
00:45:07,470 --> 00:45:08,303
- I could instantly tell.
1577
00:45:08,303 --> 00:45:10,810
- Maybe I read it wrong,
I did read it last night,
1578
00:45:10,810 --> 00:45:11,740
so it was late.
1579
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,364
- Here's something I didn't like.
1580
00:45:14,364 --> 00:45:15,940
So this whole time,
1581
00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:18,850
because the covers cannot
necessarily be trusted,
1582
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,240
with some of these books,
1583
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,190
we've encountered this in the past.
1584
00:45:22,190 --> 00:45:24,170
I was like, okay, it's
kind of cool that you have
1585
00:45:24,170 --> 00:45:26,090
no description for this guy.
1586
00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:27,280
He could be anyone, he could be you,
1587
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,300
he could be me, whatever.
1588
00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:30,490
At this moment, he goes,
1589
00:45:30,490 --> 00:45:32,130
'and then a black guy came in',
1590
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:33,527
I was like, he's white.
1591
00:45:34,538 --> 00:45:36,100
- Everyone's fucking white.
1592
00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:38,870
And then he calls his
penis a long charcoal rod,
1593
00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:40,520
I literally wrote 'no thank you'.
1594
00:45:41,367 --> 00:45:42,601
- You've never seen a black dick.
1595
00:45:42,601 --> 00:45:44,196
- You've never met a black
person and I hate you.
1596
00:45:44,196 --> 00:45:45,270
- You've never seen a black dick if you
1597
00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:46,800
call it a charcoal rod.
1598
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,400
- You're disgusting, shut up.
1599
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,120
- The author's name is Tyrone.
1600
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,600
- He's a white guy named Tyrone.
1601
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,160
- Or, he's a white guy named Michael,
1602
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:58,010
who's like I'm gonna,
'whats my fantasy name?'
1603
00:45:58,010 --> 00:46:00,013
Tyrone Myler.
1604
00:46:00,013 --> 00:46:02,190
- Yeah, which is like, maybe an anagram,
1605
00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:05,460
like a fucking a palindrome.
1606
00:46:07,710 --> 00:46:10,090
Oh, and then, I wrote, someone was quickly
1607
00:46:10,090 --> 00:46:13,310
'jack hammering his teenage boy pussy',
1608
00:46:13,310 --> 00:46:15,730
forcing his ass, hot sticky salt spray.
1609
00:46:15,730 --> 00:46:17,680
- Hot sticky salt spray!
1610
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,513
- I didn't like that one.
1611
00:46:18,513 --> 00:46:19,830
- That sounds like something
you put in your hair
1612
00:46:19,830 --> 00:46:20,740
to give it a little mist.
1613
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:23,050
- To give it weight.
- To give it texture.
1614
00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:23,960
- Hot sticky salt spray.
1615
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,540
- So if we are tracking this,
in terms of storytelling,
1616
00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:27,960
this is the, the...
1617
00:46:29,511 --> 00:46:30,344
The final battle?
1618
00:46:30,344 --> 00:46:31,820
- The final battle, this
is the final battle,
1619
00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:33,470
with him in that swing.
1620
00:46:33,470 --> 00:46:34,303
Yeah.
1621
00:46:34,303 --> 00:46:35,400
- And this is him just him taking
1622
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,750
every fucking person he can get.
1623
00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:37,825
Yeah.
1624
00:46:37,825 --> 00:46:38,658
- Even that old man with the chode,
1625
00:46:38,658 --> 00:46:40,220
and he's just trying to get through it.
1626
00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:42,260
- It felt like reading, if someone,
1627
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:44,800
if you were watching a really
heated basketball game,
1628
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,530
it felt like reading a description.
1629
00:46:46,530 --> 00:46:47,950
It was so fast,
1630
00:46:47,950 --> 00:46:50,210
I couldn't keep track of all the players.
1631
00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:51,043
- So many dicks.
1632
00:46:51,043 --> 00:46:52,960
- So when you have a sex
swing, do you just lie there,
1633
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,130
or are you actually
pushed, like a swing-swing?
1634
00:46:56,130 --> 00:46:58,810
- I imagine you're
gonna be rotated around-
1635
00:46:58,810 --> 00:47:00,379
- Oh I see.
1636
00:47:00,379 --> 00:47:01,495
- That's why you need to be in the swing.
1637
00:47:01,495 --> 00:47:03,370
- Okay, that makes sense.
1638
00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:04,770
So it's very much like a-
1639
00:47:04,770 --> 00:47:06,950
- I feel like I'd get nauseous.
1640
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,510
- I mean, he's already full of come.
1641
00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:10,499
Yeah.
1642
00:47:10,499 --> 00:47:11,332
- What's he gonna do, puke?
1643
00:47:11,332 --> 00:47:12,190
Yeah, he's already like gagging.
1644
00:47:12,190 --> 00:47:13,023
- Vomiting.
1645
00:47:13,023 --> 00:47:14,030
There's saliva everywhere.
1646
00:47:14,030 --> 00:47:16,000
Gravy's not sitting well either.
1647
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:16,880
- He needs some potatoes.
1648
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,620
- I loved this part when he was getting
1649
00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:21,150
fucked on the swing, that
three dudes watching,
1650
00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:23,060
all like blew their load at once,
1651
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:25,106
it reminded me of like,
fireworks or something.
1652
00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:28,090
- Cannons, shoot the cannons!
1653
00:47:28,090 --> 00:47:30,210
- How long do you think
he was at the bathhouse?
1654
00:47:30,210 --> 00:47:31,099
- 20 minutes.
1655
00:47:32,410 --> 00:47:34,960
- I was going to say, like,
11 whole minutes later.
1656
00:47:36,535 --> 00:47:38,600
- That would be crazy,
if all of this happened
1657
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,580
in like 11 minutes.
1658
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:42,450
- A comedy sitcom without commercials.
1659
00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:44,210
- This could be on Adult Swim, like
1660
00:47:44,210 --> 00:47:45,310
as one of those late-night...
1661
00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:47,220
- Imagine that, you're binging something,
1662
00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:49,200
this is one episode,
1663
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,033
then what do you do?
1664
00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:51,970
- When he's walking out, the
guy that gave him the condoms
1665
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:54,889
is like, 'well, you were
there for a record long time'.
1666
00:47:54,889 --> 00:47:56,400
- Oh, this was the sad one.
1667
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,990
A nerdy, so this was the,
1668
00:47:57,990 --> 00:47:59,590
it was like everybody
fucked him, and then this
1669
00:47:59,590 --> 00:48:00,990
sad little nerdy dude came up,
1670
00:48:00,990 --> 00:48:02,310
and he said 'a nerdy looking fellow
1671
00:48:02,310 --> 00:48:04,340
slid his five inches into my mouth,
1672
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,860
which I swallowed easily,
1673
00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:07,500
grunting like a hog'.
1674
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:09,005
Wew.
1675
00:48:09,005 --> 00:48:10,390
- But at least he took it, right.
1676
00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:11,930
- How was the guy nerdy?
1677
00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:14,370
- He had glasses.
- He had glasses.
1678
00:48:14,370 --> 00:48:15,203
- Glasses.
1679
00:48:15,203 --> 00:48:17,420
- They were in the steam
room, they got all steamed up.
1680
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:18,960
- I imagine the author got really excited
1681
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:19,793
writing this part,
1682
00:48:19,793 --> 00:48:21,400
because there were a particularly high
1683
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,620
amount of typos,
1684
00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:24,240
so one of them I wrote down was
1685
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,310
'my mouth was filled and overflows,
1686
00:48:26,310 --> 00:48:27,490
my eyes were drench'.
1687
00:48:31,439 --> 00:48:32,319
Anyway.
1688
00:48:32,319 --> 00:48:33,680
- Are you sure that's not a Haiku?
1689
00:48:34,588 --> 00:48:35,790
- Oh my god, wow it is.
1690
00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:36,910
It's a perfect Haiku.
1691
00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:40,220
Anyway, at this point he leaves.
1692
00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:41,110
He goes back home.
1693
00:48:41,110 --> 00:48:43,100
- He goes back home, covered in come.
1694
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:45,790
He never takes that shower,
which really bothers me.
1695
00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:46,955
- No.
1696
00:48:46,955 --> 00:48:47,788
- It really bothers me.
1697
00:48:47,788 --> 00:48:48,621
- He brushed his teeth.
1698
00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:50,280
- Yeah, it said that he
had come in his hair.
1699
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,113
- He had come in his hair, it was
1700
00:48:51,113 --> 00:48:52,750
dripping down his chin as he walked,
1701
00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:53,710
and like turned his head.
1702
00:48:53,710 --> 00:48:56,060
- And like, that shit
doesn't dry properly.
1703
00:48:56,060 --> 00:48:58,010
Like, you are gonna look like a cobweb.
1704
00:48:59,331 --> 00:49:00,164
- I was gonna say, he's gonna
1705
00:49:00,164 --> 00:49:01,859
look like a candle in a few minutes.
1706
00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:06,070
- He's gonna look like Lumiere.
1707
00:49:06,070 --> 00:49:08,080
- He's gonna look like a melted candle.
1708
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:08,913
- Ew.
1709
00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:13,009
Yeah, he just passes out in the bed,
1710
00:49:13,009 --> 00:49:14,380
having only brushed his teeth
1711
00:49:14,380 --> 00:49:15,490
and used some mouthwash.
1712
00:49:15,490 --> 00:49:17,920
- He's gonna wake up, he's
gonna definitely have pink-eye.
1713
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:18,959
- That's one of those.
1714
00:49:22,077 --> 00:49:22,910
- And then I woke up,
1715
00:49:22,910 --> 00:49:24,760
and both of my eyes had pink-eye.
1716
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:25,940
- That's one of those things,
1717
00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:27,970
where like, if you're like tipsy at night,
1718
00:49:27,970 --> 00:49:30,080
and you're like, 'I don't
wanna take my makeup off',
1719
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,300
you're just like, you have to,
1720
00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:32,720
because you're gonna be so mad at yourself
1721
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,960
that you didn't, the next morning.
1722
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,915
Yeah.
1723
00:49:34,915 --> 00:49:35,748
- You have to.
1724
00:49:35,748 --> 00:49:36,581
- It's gonna be stuck to the bed.
1725
00:49:36,581 --> 00:49:38,200
- Yeah, if you're covered
in this much come,
1726
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,340
I'm sorry buddy, you
have to take a shower.
1727
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:42,710
- And you gotta put
those clothes in a bag.
1728
00:49:42,710 --> 00:49:43,543
- Yeah.
1729
00:49:43,543 --> 00:49:45,160
It might feel hot at the
moment, but I'm telling you,
1730
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,322
when you wake up-
1731
00:49:46,322 --> 00:49:47,155
- You're gonna feel so much better.
1732
00:49:47,155 --> 00:49:48,790
- You're not gonna be
able to open those eyes.
1733
00:49:48,790 --> 00:49:49,623
You know.
1734
00:49:49,623 --> 00:49:50,950
- Your eyelashes are gonna rip off.
1735
00:49:52,570 --> 00:49:53,780
- I was trying to think of what my
1736
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:55,650
ideal version of a bathhouse would be,
1737
00:49:55,650 --> 00:49:57,280
and I think it would have to
be a room where it's like,
1738
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,600
you get together with the group,
1739
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,480
and you all just get
to like chat for a bit,
1740
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,200
and like have some snacks and wine,
1741
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,840
and like, get to know each other.
1742
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:04,673
Yeah, I agree.
1743
00:50:04,673 --> 00:50:06,310
- And then, you walk through
1744
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,160
the shower room,
1745
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,590
so it's the hangout room,
1746
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:12,250
the lounge, then the shower room,
1747
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,330
then the sex room.
1748
00:50:13,330 --> 00:50:14,750
You guys all have sex, and have fun,
1749
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:15,650
and it's all consenting,
1750
00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:17,230
and you all know that
you wanna be together,
1751
00:50:17,230 --> 00:50:19,090
and then you all go and take a shower.
1752
00:50:19,090 --> 00:50:20,077
Yes.
1753
00:50:20,077 --> 00:50:20,940
- And then if you wanna go
back you can do it again,
1754
00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,590
but we shower in between every session.
1755
00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:23,890
- You know what this sounds like?
1756
00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:25,650
It sounds like A Viking's Peace.
1757
00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:27,324
- Oh, you know, I'm such a Viking.
1758
00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:28,190
- I know.
1759
00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:29,090
- And then he throws all in the-
1760
00:50:29,090 --> 00:50:31,350
- I know! And you're all drinking juice.
1761
00:50:31,350 --> 00:50:33,280
- I'm definitely a Viking-
1762
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,165
- Yes.
- For sure.
1763
00:50:34,165 --> 00:50:36,888
- But, the kind of sum-up was,
1764
00:50:36,888 --> 00:50:38,510
he passed out and slept,
1765
00:50:38,510 --> 00:50:39,670
he can only hope he gets
1766
00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:41,490
the chance to go back to Philly one day.
1767
00:50:41,490 --> 00:50:43,050
- What a sweet little ending,
1768
00:50:43,050 --> 00:50:45,050
for this like little paradise day he got,
1769
00:50:45,050 --> 00:50:47,290
before his...
- Convention.
1770
00:50:47,290 --> 00:50:49,200
- Now I think I was saying this before-
1771
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,190
- Math convention.
1772
00:50:50,190 --> 00:50:52,620
- I'm like, could it
be that that first day,
1773
00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:54,100
he did just go home?
1774
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:55,720
And then this was all just a dream,
1775
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,420
like a Wizard of Oz situation.
1776
00:50:57,420 --> 00:50:58,253
I mean, I love that too.
1777
00:50:58,253 --> 00:50:59,086
- That would be really sad.
1778
00:50:59,086 --> 00:51:01,250
How does that
go into the superhero?
1779
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,650
- Oh, these are just different theories.
1780
00:51:02,650 --> 00:51:04,290
Different fan theories.
1781
00:51:04,290 --> 00:51:05,860
- I think it's really funny that he thinks
1782
00:51:05,860 --> 00:51:08,050
he has to go to Philly
for all of this to happen.
1783
00:51:08,050 --> 00:51:09,670
- We were talking about that too.
1784
00:51:09,670 --> 00:51:11,520
- I know Texas is super conservative,
1785
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,022
but there's gotta be clustered-
1786
00:51:14,022 --> 00:51:15,161
- There's Austin.
1787
00:51:15,161 --> 00:51:15,994
- Yeah, go to Austin.
1788
00:51:15,994 --> 00:51:17,880
Great guacamole, and
probably better bathhouses.
1789
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,170
- Beyonc�'s from Houston, I'm sure
1790
00:51:19,170 --> 00:51:20,910
there's a bunch of gays there.
1791
00:51:20,910 --> 00:51:22,270
- And you're close to Mexico,
1792
00:51:22,270 --> 00:51:25,020
I mean why are you going all
the way to fucking Philly.
1793
00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:27,000
- He might not have a passport.
1794
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,500
- Well if anyone would know Connie,
1795
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:29,333
wouldn't it be you?
1796
00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:30,570
Our Philly expert.
1797
00:51:30,570 --> 00:51:31,403
- Uh, I do, but-
1798
00:51:31,403 --> 00:51:33,700
- Why would one travel to Philly for a-
1799
00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,000
- Uh, the Hershey factory.
1800
00:51:35,894 --> 00:51:37,130
- This is a different meaning.
1801
00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:37,963
- Hi factory!
1802
00:51:37,963 --> 00:51:39,930
- I could be make love
at the Hershey factory,
1803
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,050
oh my god.
1804
00:51:41,050 --> 00:51:42,670
- Just the smell of
chocolate on the conveyor-
1805
00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:44,530
- On the conveyor belt, yeah.
1806
00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:46,200
Where they take out the nuggets, yeah.
1807
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,390
- Do you think this
would have been better,
1808
00:51:48,390 --> 00:51:50,450
if it took place at the Hershey factory?
1809
00:51:50,450 --> 00:51:51,283
- Oh, yes.
1810
00:51:51,283 --> 00:51:52,830
- I mean, I think there
would have been weird puns
1811
00:51:52,830 --> 00:51:54,140
on Hershey factory because of poop.
1812
00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:55,770
- Stuck between chocolate
and a hard place.
1813
00:51:55,770 --> 00:51:57,060
- If there was some type of
1814
00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:58,820
hot chocolate hot tub,
1815
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,930
and then you could lick the hot chocolate
1816
00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:02,617
off of each other.
1817
00:52:02,617 --> 00:52:03,450
- But this dude wouldn't
have taken a shower,
1818
00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:05,210
he's gonna go home in bed and roll around
1819
00:52:05,210 --> 00:52:06,550
chocolate in his sheet.
1820
00:52:06,550 --> 00:52:08,060
- That's an issue for sure.
1821
00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,656
- It'll probably dry,
1822
00:52:09,656 --> 00:52:11,110
he'll be like an Easter bunny.
1823
00:52:11,110 --> 00:52:13,110
- Oh my god, full of jelly beans.
1824
00:52:13,110 --> 00:52:14,080
- It's like hotel rooms,
1825
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,700
if you go into the hot chocolate hot tub,
1826
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:19,240
you have to shower before
and after, is the rule.
1827
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:21,350
- There needs to be a bit
more cleanliness rules,
1828
00:52:21,350 --> 00:52:22,183
for me.
1829
00:52:22,183 --> 00:52:23,016
- I agree.
1830
00:52:23,016 --> 00:52:23,849
- At the uh-
1831
00:52:23,849 --> 00:52:25,270
- Especially as it's
all anonymous and stuff.
1832
00:52:25,270 --> 00:52:27,570
- I love that they can just
go there and have a blast.
1833
00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:28,827
It sounds fun.
1834
00:52:28,827 --> 00:52:31,980
- I thought it was a cute
little way to wrap this up.
1835
00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:34,290
- Yeah, I thought so too.
- Yeah.
1836
00:52:34,290 --> 00:52:37,468
- So guys, we normally, rank these books,
1837
00:52:37,468 --> 00:52:39,680
on a scale of one to five.
1838
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,870
One being, dry as a desert,
1839
00:52:41,870 --> 00:52:43,600
you were dry as hell when you read this,
1840
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,567
five being, you slid off your chair.
1841
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,980
- If you had to rank this
book, how would you rank it?
1842
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,178
- I would say four.
1843
00:52:56,023 --> 00:52:57,800
- Oh god, is that not true?
1844
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,390
I would say four.
- That's a high rating.
1845
00:53:00,390 --> 00:53:02,130
- Yeah, the descriptions were very,
1846
00:53:02,130 --> 00:53:05,830
you know, very specific,
and I was like, okay, okay.
1847
00:53:05,830 --> 00:53:07,570
Now there were some times
it took me out of it,
1848
00:53:07,570 --> 00:53:09,769
like between the cock and a hard place,
1849
00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:12,310
and that black man with his charcoal rod,
1850
00:53:12,310 --> 00:53:13,880
and also the horse references,
1851
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,080
maybe I'm going down to a three, but-
1852
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,506
- You can also do
point, three point five.
1853
00:53:18,506 --> 00:53:19,339
- Yeah, three point five,
seven five, whatever.
1854
00:53:19,339 --> 00:53:21,180
- Okay, you know what,
because of those last reasons,
1855
00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:22,370
I would say three point five.
1856
00:53:22,370 --> 00:53:23,203
- Okay.
1857
00:53:23,203 --> 00:53:24,081
- Cool.
1858
00:53:24,081 --> 00:53:24,914
- Yeah.
1859
00:53:24,914 --> 00:53:26,196
- I was going to say a four point eight.
1860
00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:27,862
- Wow.
1861
00:53:27,862 --> 00:53:28,695
- Honey.
1862
00:53:28,695 --> 00:53:31,740
- It was pretty hot, but
it had so many typos.
1863
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:33,380
My eyes drench.
1864
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:36,500
- It was legit, insanity, and-
1865
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,300
- Nothing sexier than good grammar.
1866
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:41,460
- And also logistics, of
just like, what convention
1867
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:43,100
did you go to, you teenage boy?
1868
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,820
Why did you go from Houston to Philly
1869
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:48,020
when you're starting college?
1870
00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:49,500
This is insane.
1871
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,333
Yeah.
1872
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:51,660
- And it's just, uh...
1873
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,460
Things like that irk me-
1874
00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:54,645
- Yeah.
1875
00:53:54,645 --> 00:53:55,560
- And they'll take me out of it.
1876
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,733
- But it was a hot, hot piece.
1877
00:53:58,566 --> 00:54:00,950
- Philly also isn't this
like, liberal Mecca,
1878
00:54:00,950 --> 00:54:03,190
there's certainly very
liberal people there,
1879
00:54:03,190 --> 00:54:04,080
but there's also,
1880
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,370
we have the Mummers Parade,
1881
00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:06,460
we got a lot of issues.
1882
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,380
- I was going to say, it's
also a very angry city.
1883
00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:10,390
- Don't you have the Klan, in Philly?
1884
00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:12,470
- Yes, we have it.
1885
00:54:12,470 --> 00:54:14,220
- But they can still be gay, right?
1886
00:54:15,903 --> 00:54:17,890
- I mean, it's just when
you think of hot gay sex,
1887
00:54:17,890 --> 00:54:19,740
I mean, 'let's go to Philadelphia'.
1888
00:54:19,740 --> 00:54:20,573
- Yeah.
1889
00:54:20,573 --> 00:54:21,406
- Yeah.
1890
00:54:21,406 --> 00:54:23,450
- I mean, that's where
I've had some of my best,
1891
00:54:23,450 --> 00:54:24,444
I will say.
1892
00:54:25,826 --> 00:54:27,250
- Yeah, but not in a bathhouse.
1893
00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:29,000
- Not in a bathhouse, at my house,
1894
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:29,833
that has a bath.
1895
00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:30,970
- In the Chase bakery.
1896
00:54:30,970 --> 00:54:32,130
- In the Chase bakery!
1897
00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:34,490
- In the cafe lounge at the Chase bakery.
1898
00:54:34,490 --> 00:54:36,780
- Oh my god.
1899
00:54:37,950 --> 00:54:39,190
- Yeah, what would I give it?
1900
00:54:39,190 --> 00:54:42,510
I think I'm in like a
three point seven five.
1901
00:54:42,510 --> 00:54:44,590
- Okay wow, these are pretty good.
1902
00:54:44,590 --> 00:54:47,260
- I liked having a glimpse in something
1903
00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:48,420
truly, like, how he,
1904
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:50,570
it was almost like I felt
a little bit like him,
1905
00:54:50,570 --> 00:54:51,550
I didn't know,
1906
00:54:51,550 --> 00:54:53,650
I knew bathhouses were a thing,
1907
00:54:53,650 --> 00:54:56,860
but was pretty ignorant as to
what exactly went on in them,
1908
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:58,440
or what it was, was it like a gym,
1909
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,310
like I thought maybe there's
sports equipment there,
1910
00:55:00,310 --> 00:55:01,720
and you like work out,
1911
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,540
but then there's also
a pool where sometimes
1912
00:55:03,540 --> 00:55:04,480
people have sex.
1913
00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:07,790
So I didn't realize they
had so many facilities there
1914
00:55:07,790 --> 00:55:09,540
that were specifically for
1915
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:11,044
just all kind of getting together,
1916
00:55:11,044 --> 00:55:12,760
and having this experience,
1917
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,110
which I just, I liked learning about that.
1918
00:55:15,110 --> 00:55:17,270
And yeah, the book had some issues,
1919
00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:18,630
but overall, I thought,
1920
00:55:18,630 --> 00:55:21,960
I loved his journey from
being really awkward and shy,
1921
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,070
to really blossoming, you know,
1922
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:26,850
from a little caterpillar to a butterfly.
1923
00:55:26,850 --> 00:55:27,920
- Covered in come.
1924
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,790
- A come-covered butterfly.
1925
00:55:29,790 --> 00:55:33,150
- It can barely fly, so weighed down.
1926
00:55:34,829 --> 00:55:35,662
- I would give this book,
1927
00:55:37,031 --> 00:55:38,950
I'm torn between a two point
seven five and a three.
1928
00:55:38,950 --> 00:55:40,040
Maybe a three, maybe a three.
1929
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,120
Because I really appreciated
1930
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,130
the same things you said Jess,
1931
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,810
like the details about
stuff I am ignorant about,
1932
00:55:44,810 --> 00:55:47,560
I similarly have the Roman
kind of thing in mind,
1933
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,380
when I thought of bathhouses,
1934
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:52,390
so I really appreciated
the details in this book,
1935
00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:55,220
I love that little towel scene, I wrote
1936
00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:56,460
that that was very hot,
1937
00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:58,714
some of the descriptions were really hot,
1938
00:55:58,714 --> 00:56:00,820
the things that took me out,
1939
00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:02,850
I mean, that black guy thing at the end,
1940
00:56:02,850 --> 00:56:03,910
and I was like,
1941
00:56:03,910 --> 00:56:05,160
y'all know me by now,
1942
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,430
I'm like, 'where are the people of color
1943
00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:07,440
in any of these books?',
1944
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,273
and I was like-
1945
00:56:08,273 --> 00:56:09,106
- It was so long, too!
1946
00:56:09,106 --> 00:56:11,030
It was like, wow, what a refreshing book
1947
00:56:11,030 --> 00:56:12,600
that had colors and descriptions,
1948
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,070
besides penises weren't
really even brought into it.
1949
00:56:15,070 --> 00:56:15,903
- Exactly.
1950
00:56:15,903 --> 00:56:16,930
- We're just here, it could be anyone.
1951
00:56:16,930 --> 00:56:18,350
- He could have been any race,
1952
00:56:18,350 --> 00:56:19,250
I could be him,
1953
00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:20,530
and it was like,
1954
00:56:20,530 --> 00:56:22,100
okay, you're all white, great, perfect,
1955
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,060
thank you.
1956
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:23,893
- The default.
1957
00:56:23,893 --> 00:56:25,860
- In Philadelphia, those, okay, okay.
1958
00:56:27,470 --> 00:56:28,810
So I hated that.
1959
00:56:28,810 --> 00:56:31,286
But I thought it was
a cute little wrap-up,
1960
00:56:31,286 --> 00:56:33,230
even though I also thought that this maybe
1961
00:56:33,230 --> 00:56:34,063
would be a love story,
1962
00:56:34,063 --> 00:56:34,910
I actually kinda liked that it was just
1963
00:56:34,910 --> 00:56:36,920
a hookup story, that's
like, you know what,
1964
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,660
I just found myself one
weekend, and had a good time.
1965
00:56:38,660 --> 00:56:39,493
- Yeah.
1966
00:56:39,493 --> 00:56:40,710
- And that's step one of my journey.
1967
00:56:40,710 --> 00:56:43,450
- He fell in love with himself.
1968
00:56:43,450 --> 00:56:44,480
- Oh, okay.
1969
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,720
- He taught himself, he was the one
1970
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:48,170
teaching the first timer.
1971
00:56:48,170 --> 00:56:50,590
- The student has become the master.
1972
00:56:50,590 --> 00:56:52,532
- Literally Sex and the City.
1973
00:56:53,746 --> 00:56:55,780
- Pretty much Sex and the City.
1974
00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:58,870
Well, that is it everybody,
1975
00:56:58,870 --> 00:57:02,420
thank you so much for
listening, and watching.
1976
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:05,630
Our next assignment, if you read along,
1977
00:57:05,630 --> 00:57:06,660
I think you guys will be excited.
1978
00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:08,550
- Drum roll.
1979
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:12,230
- We have part two of our Alfie story.
1980
00:57:12,230 --> 00:57:15,440
So we are going to be
reading chapters five to ten-
1981
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,410
- Or six through ten.
1982
00:57:16,410 --> 00:57:17,440
- Or six through ten, sorry.
1983
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,410
So originally we read one to five,
1984
00:57:19,410 --> 00:57:21,020
and now we're reading six to ten.
1985
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:24,260
- And we know that the
author is adding more stuff,
1986
00:57:24,260 --> 00:57:25,990
we will try to keep up,
1987
00:57:25,990 --> 00:57:28,593
it's just easier to do
it in chunks like this.
1988
00:57:28,593 --> 00:57:30,310
- Yeah, we're super excited,
1989
00:57:30,310 --> 00:57:32,710
because we know everyone,
you guys had all mentioned
1990
00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:35,010
how it really picks up
after that fifth chapter,
1991
00:57:35,010 --> 00:57:36,100
so I'm excited to see.
1992
00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,110
I did check on the site,
1993
00:57:37,110 --> 00:57:40,140
there is a super cool
picture of Alfie with this
1994
00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:41,210
really hot chick,
1995
00:57:41,210 --> 00:57:42,900
as like the newest
thing that had happened.
1996
00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:44,980
So I was like damn, I'm
excited to get into this.
1997
00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:47,310
- I gotta know what happens
with Lydia, the woman of color.
1998
00:57:47,310 --> 00:57:48,279
- Oh yeah.
1999
00:57:48,279 --> 00:57:50,108
- I hope she does well.
2000
00:57:50,108 --> 00:57:52,180
- I hope she does well.
2001
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:54,890
- Thank you so much for listening,
2002
00:57:54,890 --> 00:57:56,450
have a sexy week everybody.
2003
00:57:56,450 --> 00:57:58,210
Thank you to our guests.
2004
00:57:58,210 --> 00:57:59,150
- Thank you Jesse, thank you Connie.
2005
00:57:59,150 --> 00:58:00,350
- Thank you for having us.
2006
00:58:00,350 --> 00:58:01,183
- Bye.
2007
00:58:04,183 --> 00:58:08,183
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