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- Hello and welcome to Erotic Book Club,
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the book club where we read erotic books.
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I am your host Jess Ross.
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With me as sometimes is my
special guest host Janie.
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Hi,
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so, glad to be here
thank you for having me.
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- Thank you for being here.
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- So excited.
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Now, I have two erotic
books under my belt,
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so, I'm an expert.
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- Well, holy fuck, we've
got three experts, today.
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My goodness.
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Well, before I introduce our experts,
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thank you so much for being here.
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Tales from the Closet, Erotic Book Club.
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And one of my favorite parts about
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being a DROUPOUT subscriber is
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which is our message channel
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where you get to talk directly to us.
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I have some fun things from there.
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Quincho says the white faux
fur chairs make them look
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like naughty little angels
sharing sinful thoughts.
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- Sinful.
- Oh.
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- And I thought that was very cool.
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Pro-tip, I am just watching
Shared by Lumberjacks
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are we just going to brush over the fact
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that Jess said she was chased by a moose.
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I was chased by a moose.
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If you want the whole story
you got to go to the Discord,
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I wrote it in there.
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I have, I don't know how
to pronounce this, Mkeyhan,
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loves when Raika gets excited
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and waves her arms back and forth.
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That is a classic Raika
move anybody who knows Raika
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knows this is her signature excited move.
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It's one of my favorite
things about Raika, too.
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And then, Quint, I can't
pronounce anybody's names,
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but, somebody Cat, Qcat, is in the Discord
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catching up on all of
the Erotic Book Clubs
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and writing big long
synopsis's about each one
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and it's very cute.
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I love reading them and
hearing their thoughts
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'cause they know a lot about erotica,
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so, I learned from them, as well.
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And so if you are on the Discord you get
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to be a part of these fun conversations,
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but, we have a different
fun conversation for today.
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We are talking about our book, The BEARly,
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B E A R, all capitalized, Tamed Grizzly
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a part of the bear clan
series, it's number three
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in the series as I'm sure
we all know, by Janica Snow.
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It was a USA Today best
selling author, she is,
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I don't know if this particular book was,
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but hey, that's pretty exciting.
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- That's exciting.
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- And to help us really
dive into this book
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we of course needed some experts with us,
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in the book the two main
characters you find out
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are virgins who are going
to mate together for life
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so, we had to bring on
some virgin experts.
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Our first virgin expert is Andy.
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- Hello.
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- Thank you so much for being here.
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- Thanks for having me.
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- Any virgin facts you'd like to share or.
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- A couple of tips to stay a virgin,
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keep your pants on.
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Sure.
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- Never say hi.
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- Oh wow.
- Never say hi,
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you never know.
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- I noticed when I said hello to you,
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you threw hot coffee in my face.
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- Yeah, that's how I would stay a virgin.
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- And.
- Alyssa.
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- Hello, hello yes happy to be here.
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Happy to be a co-virgin expert with Andy.
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We've never locked eyes once, Andy and I.
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- I refuse.
- It's part of the code.
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Part of the code, yes.
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- Virgin code.
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- Oh yes, there's a virgin code.
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You never lock eyes.
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- You never lock pelvises or eyes.
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Never lock, you,
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that's it, that's it.
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And we all have those tattoos.
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- Wow.
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Wonderful, yeah.
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And now you're a erotica expert.
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- And now I'm erotica expert.
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- So this will be great.
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- But I know nothing about virgins.
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- Famously never was one.
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- No, you're in the group,
you come to all the meetings.
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- Never say hi, never say hi.
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- So, if you did not have
the wonderful chance to read
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BEARly Tamed Grizzly, the
characters, to catch you up
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are Oli, is that how you guys
are pronouncing the name?
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O-L-I, okay, wonderful.
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And India, who I thought was
going to be one of our first
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person of color, female protagonists.
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Turns out she's another beautiful,
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pale-skinned, blonde-eyed,
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Delicate-ankled
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- Delicate-ankled goddess.
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Too big for her face.
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- Wow.
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- Too big.
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- Too big.
- So there you have it.
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- Our story starts off.
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We have have a little bit of a prologue.
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We meet Oli and he's at the
beach and he's just kind of
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sniffing around for a mate.
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He's like right at it.
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He's just like, "I had to
leave the forest and I gotta
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come here and find a mate.
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And then we also, it
changes point of view.
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We get Oli's point of view and India's
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in pretty much each chapter.
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India is a foster child
all alone in this world.
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She has no family.
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But she has so much goodness in her heart.
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So she has a medical van
that she drives up and down
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the coast to help homeless people.
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She gives them like
bandages for their boo-boos.
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Literally a scene in the book.
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- She's like that's all I
can do is give band-aids
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and vitamins.
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I'm trying to help people.
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- Sexy as Hell.
- The woman is crying.
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- The little, the woman
with the daughter is like,
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"Oh you saved her life".
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- The little girl is covered in band-aids.
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Yeah
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- It's the least that she can do.
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And then the kind of, chapter's
leading up to when they
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actually meet.
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It's just somewhat repetitive.
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It's just him saying how
much he wants a mate.
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So he is a bear.
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We should mention that, as well.
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That's the bear part of all of this.
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He's a shifter so he's
just sometimes a bear
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and sometimes he's a dude.
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And sometimes the bear comes out a bit
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and his eyes turn yellow.
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And that's when you know
he's really on the prowl.
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- Sounds like every man.
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Right?
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- Craziness
- It's six A.M.
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It's six A.M.
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- And here we are.
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Well also one that, oh
we will talk about this,
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but like it was confusing
why he wasn't a bear
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- some other times
- Uh huh, sure.
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Like he would have these
qualities like he really wanted
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to mark her neck.
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- Yes.
- Mmm Hmm.
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- And he could smell great.
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Like he had a sense of
smell on this guy, wow.
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- Wow
- Yeah
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- Was I turned on by that, or what?
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- Oh yeah.
- Woo!
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I know you're being sarcastic
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but when we talked about this earlier,
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I have a really bad sense of smell.
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So hearing somebody get off
on smells a lot is like,
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ooh that's sounds kinda fun.
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- The author described
her vagina as like a musk.
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And like when the smell
quality is coming through,
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we're like, not hot.
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- I'm like I don't want anyone
to be able to smell, at all.
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Nevermind like a
heightened sense of smell.
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Are you kidding?
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- Smelled mildewy.
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It's like, whoa
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Let me get in the shower.
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God!
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Hold on!
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- And he's not like a were-wolf
type of bear situation
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where he's kind of like a bear who
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then could talk to you a bit.
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He's just a flat out bear.
- He's a bear.
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Right.
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- And it never, spoiler,
never gets to the point where
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she has sex with a bear.
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But I thought that that may be happening.
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I thought so, too.
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- I was waiting for it.
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- Because his bear, he
claims, is always going to be
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almost coming out.
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- Yeah and every other line
is like, "It almost happened".
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But I didn't turn into a bear.
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- It's a real bear tease.
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- He's constantly teasing
about being a bear.
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- Yeah.
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- And also, is he
enormous as a regular man?
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- Right.
- He's 6'3".
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- Okay so he's like pretty big.
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- I casted him as Jason Momoa.
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Me, too.
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Immediately.
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- Really?
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Oh that woulda helped me.
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- Jason Momoa is Aquaman.
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- Never saw it.
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- Game of Thrones
- I know who you're talking
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- Also never seen it.
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- Oh my goodness.
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- I wonder if you saw him,
like yeah he is an imposing
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figure on the red carpet.
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- I mean he's a big 'ol guy.
- On the red carpet
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- You know when you see those arrivals,
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he's got a scrunchie on his hand.
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- See and my boyfriend is
6'6" so I'm looking at a 6'3"
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and I'm like you call that a bear, bitch?
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That's a dog.
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That's a dog.
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Move along, move along.
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- Damn do you relate a
lot to this character?
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- No.
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- You do have a licensed medical van where
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for some reason
- That was weird.
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- I do have a licensed medical van
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and my boyfriend does sniff
me and say, "She's fertile".
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and that's when we avoid having sex.
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- Yeah I know that was another part, too.
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We'll get to that but it
was like, he really liked it
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when she was fertile.
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Which is not helping if you
know you don't wanna a baby, but
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- Yep.
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- Hey, we'll get to that we're
really spoiling this one.
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We're excited to get to, well
because the book is a bit
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of a tease, too.
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A lot of the beginning
is waiting and wanting.
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- 47 percent was no sex.
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- It's a lot of yearning for your mate
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and they both feel kind of empty inside.
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And that their looking for
something and they know
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something is out there.
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So he's at a diner.
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And he's never been to this
part of the world before.
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He's always been just in the woods.
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So the beach is new to him,
the diner is new to him.
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And he gets a little smell
from across the street
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and he sees the medical van
but they don't meet quite
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just then.
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And he fucks it.
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- He fucks the van.
- He fucks the little gas pipe
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- As a bear
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- Bears are so scary.
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If a man turned into a bear
while we were having sex
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I would be scared.
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Terrified.
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- And is a bear attractive?
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- Do you ever think,
- They're just like roundish.
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- They're roundish, they're cute.
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But like
- no they're cute.
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- Isn't it weird when you see
those videos of like a bear
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on its hind legs walking around?
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They're really like people.
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It's really weird.
- That's true.
274
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- I've never seen a
penis on a bear, have I?
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- Do bears have penises?
- Only you would know.
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Only I would know.
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- Wait I don't think I have, either.
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- Like when they're standing up when you,
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Like a horse you see
you're like, here we are.
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Can we do an internet search for
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bear bits
- You only get to see the
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undercarriage of a
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- You just don't.
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- Of a bear much.
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- Interesting
- It's not part of the
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Hmmm
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- Let's go to the zoo and take a look.
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For discord there's
also fan art.
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So if anyone wants to maybe draw
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an anatomically correct bear.
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- Yes.
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- From like the standing up.
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- Join us,
- Send us your
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- we're going to the zoo.
- Bear pics
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- Yeah let's do a trip.
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- Most bears you meet like
Pooh, Yogi, they're just
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- Smooth and round.
- Round at the bottom.
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- They're desexualized.
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- But that's funny 'cause Winnie
the Pooh didn't wear pants.
300
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He wore a little crop top.
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He did.
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Oh my God, I watched some
of the Winnie the Pooh movie
303
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that just came out.
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He is so fucking cute in it.
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I was losing my mind.
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- I didn't know a movie came out.
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How's Eeyore doing?
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- How is Eeyore doing?
- Oh he was okay in it.
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- He's still like
- I worry for him.
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He's just too much.
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It's like 'cause at a certain point
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you have to help yourself.
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Right yeah
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- So I can't be here for Eeyore anymore.
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Oh she goes home,
316
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so she's done her med
van drive for the day.
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She goes home, has a bottle
of wine and some marshmallows.
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Which I was like, get it.
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I love that.
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But she's feeling lonelier and lonelier
321
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and she's flipping through photos of her,
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I guess dead family.
323
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She talks about her big,
beautiful, blue eyes,
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her lavender-scented bath,
which I love lavender,
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I was really feeling this chapter.
326
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And then she's naked looking
at herself in the mirror
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and she feels like a tingle,
she's like touching herself
328
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with her, as we all do when we
kind of have some alone time
329
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really just to get in there.
330
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And she touches her neck and
she feels a bit of a jolt.
331
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And so that you discover later
332
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is where the bear is going to,
333
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the way that they mate is they,
334
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I guess it's kind of like a vampire.
335
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They also talk about
the saliva a lot, too.
336
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The bear latches in and
puts his saliva in you.
337
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- Ewww.
338
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- And then you're mated for life.
339
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- Yeah and then like the marks stay
340
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and so someone sees it they're like, no!
341
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,222
- Yeah it's always like
so if any dude comes by
342
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- They know!
- They know you're mine.
343
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- Do bears do that?
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Do bears, I've never seen bears fuck.
345
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When bears fuck do they bite necks?
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Let's go to the zoo.
347
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Let's go to the zoo.
348
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- We need a zoo trip.
349
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Can we go and then come back?
350
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I don't know that, I would
imagine they just insert
351
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their penises into the vagina.
352
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I don't know how much biting happens.
353
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,250
- I guess kinda like a hickey.
354
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It was kinda like a hickey
355
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of sorts.
- That's what
356
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it made me think of.
357
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- God I'd be pissed.
358
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,370
- God I'd be, the turtlenecks we'd have to
359
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incorporate.
- Oh can you imagine?
360
00:13:08,596 --> 00:13:10,087
I do not look
good in turtlenecks.
361
00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:11,720
- You would have to adapt.
362
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,720
I think you would
look great in a turtleneck.
363
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,730
- Thank you.
364
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:19,160
- Speaking of, Oli's back in the diner.
365
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Nice segue.
366
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He maybe is gonna go surfing.
367
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:28,730
But then he senses
something bad is happening.
368
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So he, and he sees the med van again
369
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:33,200
so he runs over to the
med van and there she is.
370
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,650
So fragile, so they always
in the book talk about how
371
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fragile and dainty and tiny this woman is.
372
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She's a little porcelain doll.
373
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,229
- She's like a little
chihuahua, she's always like
374
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a chihuahua
375
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Very small.
376
00:13:44,779 --> 00:13:46,133
- Like a little, tiny
377
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,200
oh it does make sense
why her eyes are so big.
378
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,050
- She has bulging eyes.
379
00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,820
- She's really is.
- What if she's a shifter?
380
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- Into a chihuahua!
- Yes!
381
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,043
- So this little chihuahua
is having sex with a bear!
382
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,060
- I think so.
383
00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,170
- That makes sense.
384
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- So the little chihuahua is
on the ground and she's just
385
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,590
so sad and shivering and
he instantly is like,
386
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:05,970
this is my mate.
387
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,900
And he is all about that.
388
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,310
It's a little bit less of like,
389
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:10,970
like he is concerned if she's okay
390
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:13,070
but he also just
immediately wants to hug her
391
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:14,990
and kiss her and say
you're my mate for life.
392
00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:15,823
Yes.
393
00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:17,013
- Which would be a lot
if I was just attacked
394
00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:18,280
in my med van.
395
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,563
Oh my God.
396
00:14:19,563 --> 00:14:21,440
- Now can I say what I loved though?
397
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,630
He just started cleaning.
398
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,463
Yes.
399
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,340
- He didn't, he just, he did the work.
400
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,173
I liked that, too.
401
00:14:28,173 --> 00:14:29,190
- He didn't ask, "How can I help?"
402
00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:30,060
He just did the work.
403
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,576
- I could've had the book go
that way the rest of the book
404
00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:33,409
and been okay.
- Same.
405
00:14:33,409 --> 00:14:34,837
He just cleans the entire van?
406
00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:37,760
- Just does like sorta like
handles the emotional labor
407
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,930
without being asked.
- You know what babe?
408
00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:41,640
Let me check the oil,
too, while I'm at it.
409
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,539
And I'm wet.
410
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:45,340
- Yeah I'm sliding, I'm sliding.
411
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:48,133
Yeah this tire
pressure is really low babe.
412
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,787
And you're just like, Oh Fuck!
413
00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:53,080
- Like him asking,
"what else do you need?"
414
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:53,913
- OOOOOH
415
00:14:54,747 --> 00:14:55,810
- Woo!
416
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:56,643
Wow.
417
00:14:56,643 --> 00:14:57,476
I am edging.
418
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:03,130
- I don't know if I
felt quite the same way.
419
00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:05,061
Oh okay, okay.
420
00:15:05,061 --> 00:15:05,894
- But that's okay.
421
00:15:05,894 --> 00:15:08,460
That shows there's different
things for everyone.
422
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,080
You liked the smell stuff.
423
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,850
- I was more into smells, yeah.
424
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,230
It's something I don't have
425
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,610
so it's a little forbidden for me.
426
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:19,030
Yeah this deviated septum of mine.
427
00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:22,043
It won't allow me to
have any erotic smells.
428
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,180
So she, oh but she likes it.
429
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,670
Even weird, she's a little freak for it.
430
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:31,230
She is like kind of freaked out
by everything that happened.
431
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,830
Her van has just been robbed
and everything has been like
432
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,740
torn up to shit.
433
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:36,920
He's helping her out.
434
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:40,530
She's, of course, classic
erotic, licking her lips.
435
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:43,700
I did a lick lips count and
also a count of how many times
436
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,430
he calls himself a bastard.
437
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:48,080
He refers to his bear inside as a bastard
438
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,310
a total of eight times, I believe.
439
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:53,600
- It also referred to
sexual parts as mounds.
440
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,820
- Yes.
- Mounds.
441
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,810
- I'm gonna throw up.
442
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:56,720
A million times.
443
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,429
- He called her boobies
once cotton-covered mounds.
444
00:16:00,677 --> 00:16:02,657
That was the funniest thing.
445
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,100
And her butt is mounds.
446
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,184
Everything's mounds.
447
00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:07,017
Everything's mounds.
448
00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:09,320
- If there was anything to
be mounds, I'd say butt.
449
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,960
Front, I don't want mounds.
450
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,040
I don't think mounds frontal is
451
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,443
Cotton-covered mounds sounds
like a ride or something
452
00:16:15,443 --> 00:16:19,097
at like Dollywood, right?
453
00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,957
- Is Dollyland different from Dollywood?
454
00:16:23,957 --> 00:16:25,344
- Yeah it's the California one.
455
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,177
- Oh okay, okay.
456
00:16:27,339 --> 00:16:29,230
- Has anyone ever like licked their lips?
457
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,063
- No.
458
00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:32,280
- It just feels so over the top.
459
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,813
- It would look so weird if
I was about to kiss someone
460
00:16:33,813 --> 00:16:34,707
and went
461
00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:35,744
Oh God
462
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,600
- It would be, I would be horrified.
463
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,200
- I definitely think when I was younger
464
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,310
and first trying to be sexy,
465
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,320
I would do it like 'cause it
was a learned behavior thing.
466
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,730
It's like oh, that's what people do.
467
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:46,698
So you'd do little things like
468
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,483
- You would do what?
469
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,900
- Magazines always had tips for like
470
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,320
how to look sexy and flirt.
471
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,650
And I remember one was like,
brush the back of his arm
472
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,680
and without gaining concent
first, I was like brushing
473
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,912
so many backs of arms.
474
00:17:03,745 --> 00:17:05,080
Just like, they're gonna want me.
475
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,232
I must have looked insane.
476
00:17:07,232 --> 00:17:08,065
- Hey!
- People are like,
477
00:17:08,065 --> 00:17:08,898
can I help you?
478
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:11,550
- Don't go near Jamie she just pets you.
479
00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:13,305
- This will do it.
480
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,240
- Oh it was biting the bottom
481
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,220
of your lip, too.
- Oh that was it.
482
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,900
- No one ever does that.
483
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,160
- No.
484
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,460
If I did maybe it's unknowingly.
485
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,250
Maybe I'm so in the throws of passion.
486
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,083
- Bear passion.
487
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:30,800
- But definitely not to my
knowledge have I done this.
488
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,810
So she's licking her lips.
489
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:32,827
She's all about it.
490
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:35,810
They go to the diner
and he's flat out like
491
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:39,140
this bastard inside of
me wants you real bad.
492
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,240
You are my mate.
493
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,800
So it's right on the table.
494
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,740
I thought there was gonna be a bit of like
495
00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:45,170
No discussion, nothing.
496
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:48,600
- And she's like, I'm a little
scared but I'm feeling it.
497
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,490
I think, I get it and you're my mate, too.
498
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:54,500
And she's getting like
wet right at the table
499
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,610
from hearing that.
500
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:56,980
- The diner, around families.
501
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,340
- Yeah.
- Oh true.
502
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,520
- And I wasn't feeling this
at first but then I was like
503
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,370
she's super into intimacy.
504
00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:03,640
And that really gets her off.
505
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,006
And that's pretty cool.
506
00:18:05,006 --> 00:18:05,840
- That's probably true
- They really built
507
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,013
- for a lot of people.
- that up in the beginning.
508
00:18:07,013 --> 00:18:09,520
Of like she had a real
something missing in her life.
509
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,385
- Yeah.
- Yes.
510
00:18:10,385 --> 00:18:11,218
- So I think that maybe sold it.
511
00:18:11,218 --> 00:18:13,780
- There's a couple books
now where I've read there's
512
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:16,560
a foster care systems backstory.
513
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,930
And then also bad people
screwing with the female
514
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,640
and then the male is like,
"I wanna protect you".
515
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,193
Those seem like themes in
some of these books now.
516
00:18:26,193 --> 00:18:29,060
- I think it's always to
pit the person to us like,
517
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,418
I have nothing and now
you are my everything."
518
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:33,940
and like instantly,
which kind of, I guess,
519
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,470
is what I'm always adverse to.
520
00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:37,060
'cause I just want young girls to be like,
521
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,670
you gotta have your own thing going on.
522
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,340
Keep the med van going, which she does.
523
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,870
So I did like that part of it.
524
00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:43,960
She grows the business
525
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,610
which we'll get to.
- Not only that
526
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:46,980
she goes on Shark Tank.
527
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,329
She's gonna get two more med vans.
528
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,723
Yeah.
529
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,903
And Barbara's her shark.
530
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:58,840
Ooh oh I have this direct
quote from the scene.
531
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,180
So they're pretty much just
like getting to know you
532
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:04,150
and he says to her, they're kinda talking
533
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,697
about different things,
"it makes me wonder"
534
00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:08,217
"what you'll smell like
when I'm deep within you,"
535
00:19:08,217 --> 00:19:11,130
"claiming you, marking you."
536
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:13,405
Someone you've known less than 24 hours
537
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,812
You just licked your teeth!
538
00:19:15,962 --> 00:19:18,674
- Yeah I did lick my teeth.
539
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:19,890
Not lips but
540
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:20,723
Whoa!
541
00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:24,125
- All day baby, all day.
542
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:26,470
- I wanna be marked inside.
543
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:28,563
- That's a tough quote,
yeah that's a tough quote.
544
00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:29,606
That is intense.
545
00:19:29,606 --> 00:19:30,439
Yeah.
546
00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:31,360
- That language was intense.
547
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,310
There was a lot of that.
548
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,890
- It was very intense the entire time
549
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,330
and some of it was like, woo!
550
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:38,780
I mean I didn't hate it, at all.
551
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,030
Just the marking stuff.
552
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:41,730
I don't want saliva in my neck.
553
00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,026
- Yeah.
- No!
554
00:19:43,026 --> 00:19:44,800
- They said it gets in
your bloodstream, right?
555
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,730
That's like the whole thing?
556
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:46,730
Taking a bite.
- Yeah.
557
00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:47,660
- I don't know if you should have
558
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:48,914
saliva in your bloodstream.
- There's a lot of bacteria.
559
00:19:48,914 --> 00:19:49,842
- I don't think that's good.
560
00:19:49,842 --> 00:19:51,090
- Too much bacteria.
- Especially as a
561
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,394
medical expert she should know.
562
00:19:53,394 --> 00:19:55,160
- Well that's the luck.
563
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,406
She has the band-aids so
she can kind of
564
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,535
- Put a band-aid on it, right away.
565
00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:01,587
- And that's it so I think yeah.
566
00:20:01,587 --> 00:20:03,150
- That's a good point.
567
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:03,983
- Oh my god.
568
00:20:03,983 --> 00:20:08,983
She also, she mentions
that her panties get damp,
569
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:13,800
her nipples get hard over
like her medical scrubs.
570
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,210
Which I thought that was a funny detail.
571
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:18,170
And they decide all right,
572
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,320
so I guess we're kinda together now.
573
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,970
And they go to their separate homes.
574
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,060
They're thinking about each other.
575
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:25,320
It's a little bit of a
summer nights moment.
576
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,799
And then they're like, "we're
gonna go to the movies".
577
00:20:28,632 --> 00:20:29,465
So then they
578
00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:30,298
go to the movies
- That's such a jarring
579
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:32,076
- That was the hard part.
- It was a cut to.
580
00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:33,740
- I'm still seeing a bear.
581
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:35,980
It's hard to not imagine
the bear at the movies,
582
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:37,130
the bear surfing.
- I agree.
583
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:38,690
And we're in like this world
where I kinda felt like
584
00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:39,950
they were in the wilderness.
585
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,668
Like this van is going to
rural places, which is,
586
00:20:42,668 --> 00:20:45,360
like she's serving underserved communities
587
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,280
with her medical van.
588
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,130
He's in the woods.
589
00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,620
They're like, let's go to the movies
590
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,220
was like too urban for me.
591
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,780
- I can feel that.
592
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:55,520
Although, I mean, the
thought of taking Jason Momoa
593
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,270
to a movie and then you're
just like, I thought
594
00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:59,397
they were gonna do it in the movie theater
595
00:20:59,397 --> 00:21:01,783
and I was really bummed when they didn't.
596
00:21:01,783 --> 00:21:04,530
- 47 percent of the book, no sex.
597
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,363
- No sex.
598
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:07,810
But when they get to it,
I think it does deliver.
599
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:08,893
We'll get to that.
600
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,400
So they're at the movies
but they can't concentrate
601
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,140
on the movies.
602
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,700
His thighs are described
as like tree trunks,
603
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,960
thick, powerful, unwavering.
604
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,213
- She's eating a ton of popcorn.
605
00:21:21,922 --> 00:21:25,020
There's a part where she's
like, I'm eating so much
606
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:27,890
popcorn.
607
00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:31,730
- Looks at his crotch, no doubt
what he's packing is huge.
608
00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:33,703
- Also it's dark in the
movie, she cannot tell how big
609
00:21:33,703 --> 00:21:35,185
his crotch was in the movie theater.
610
00:21:35,185 --> 00:21:38,862
She's have to get so close.
611
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,544
She's a liar.
612
00:21:40,544 --> 00:21:41,686
- You're a liar.
613
00:21:41,686 --> 00:21:43,436
- You're a damn liar.
614
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,030
- And they just do a
little kiss in the movies.
615
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:50,350
And they're like, no no
no we can't do this here.
616
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,070
So then they go out to his truck.
617
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:55,480
And then they drive up in his
truck for a really long time.
618
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,330
Relatable.
619
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:58,450
- I loved this part.
620
00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,410
Hell yeah.
621
00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:02,040
'Cause that's how your first,
kinda when you have a like
622
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,600
intense connection with
somebody, and then you're just
623
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,433
in a car.
624
00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:07,808
I feel like that's where it
goes down a lot of the time.
625
00:22:07,808 --> 00:22:09,279
- Totally, it was very high school.
626
00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:11,340
- I loved it.
627
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:13,147
He wants to bite her neck.
628
00:22:13,147 --> 00:22:16,030
And this is when, oh our
fourth bastard comes,
629
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,739
my bastard inside of me.
630
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:23,610
He's very proud of himself for
not tearing off her clothes.
631
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,990
Yeah, I thought this scene was really hot.
632
00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:28,550
They're just kinda
rubbing up on each other.
633
00:22:28,550 --> 00:22:31,440
Oh she notices the flashes
of yellow in his eyes.
634
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,870
That the bear might come out.
635
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:33,970
And this is when I thought, I was like,
636
00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:36,352
is there about to be a bear in this truck?
637
00:22:36,352 --> 00:22:37,185
- I know.
638
00:22:37,185 --> 00:22:38,018
- That would be crazy.
639
00:22:38,018 --> 00:22:38,851
- It would ruin the car.
- Animal control would
640
00:22:38,851 --> 00:22:39,684
have to come down
641
00:22:39,684 --> 00:22:41,253
and she's like naked
in the car with a bear.
642
00:22:41,253 --> 00:22:43,936
What a dark ending if
that happened.
643
00:22:43,936 --> 00:22:47,360
I'm about to come in her
644
00:22:48,237 --> 00:22:50,520
In her own med van with the
645
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,960
- What's the Werner Herzog movie?
646
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,793
- What is it?
647
00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:55,200
Which one?
648
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,680
- The Werner Herzog movie
where he, the documentary
649
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,355
with the end is the
saddest thing in the world.
650
00:22:59,355 --> 00:23:01,467
- Oh Grizzly man?
651
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,300
- Grizzly man!
652
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,133
Oh he did that?
653
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,470
Oh my God, this is like Grizzly Man.
654
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,540
This is like that.
655
00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:06,395
- Damn.
- Oh my God.
656
00:23:06,395 --> 00:23:07,228
In the end, she's dead.
657
00:23:07,228 --> 00:23:09,310
- Well there was, we can talk
about Grizzly Man off air.
658
00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:10,143
I feel like I shouldn't get into that.
659
00:23:10,143 --> 00:23:12,000
- We can talk about Grizzly Man.
660
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,640
- That was just a strange
relationship for people who
661
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,473
haven't seen.
662
00:23:14,473 --> 00:23:15,306
This man really loved bears,
663
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,910
it was kind of a beautiful thing.
664
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,210
But it was a little too close.
665
00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:20,160
- A little too close, yeah.
666
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,050
- I know so, not so many,
667
00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:25,740
but anyone I know from Alaska though,
668
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:29,840
has like a different relationship
with nature in that way.
669
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,200
They are like, oh yeah
there's moose in my backyard.
670
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,110
And like I know them.
671
00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:34,760
You know there's like a respect
672
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,090
but also like a kinship with animals
673
00:23:37,090 --> 00:23:38,550
like that
- Right.
674
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,870
- I mean I wouldn't be chilling out
675
00:23:39,870 --> 00:23:41,100
with fucking bears and moose.
676
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,427
- Yeah 'cause bears are
like, you know, I mean that's
677
00:23:43,427 --> 00:23:45,550
the whole sexy thing about them, I guess.
678
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,270
Is that their kinda gonna kill ya.
679
00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:48,340
Yeah, yeah.
680
00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,418
- A bear will kill you.
681
00:23:49,418 --> 00:23:50,560
- Kill you.
- I'm not lying, not lying.
682
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,434
- Really?
- Yeah.
683
00:23:51,434 --> 00:23:53,230
- Oh for sure.
684
00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:55,040
- We've talked about The Revenant, I feel
685
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,980
so much on this podcast.
686
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:58,110
But if you haven't seen it,
687
00:23:58,110 --> 00:24:00,570
you gotta see it for that bear scene.
688
00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:01,620
My God.
689
00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,470
- And these chairs, in a way,
690
00:24:03,470 --> 00:24:05,143
are very bearlike.
- Cool!
691
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,310
- I do like feeling like I'm
in a giant, warm like bear paw.
692
00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,220
That is a nice feeling.
693
00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,550
I guess I can understand.
694
00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:15,500
- I've never thought of
them as little bear paws.
695
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,693
I love that.
696
00:24:18,405 --> 00:24:20,620
They're dry-humping in
the van and he's like,
697
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:23,470
no no no, I want to mark your neck.
698
00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:26,120
I wanna put my saliva in your
neck but we have to wait.
699
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,750
I wanna do it in a bed.
700
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:28,780
Like a gentleman.
701
00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:30,533
- Yeah he says, not in
a fucking parking lot.
702
00:24:31,366 --> 00:24:32,199
There's like a line
703
00:24:32,199 --> 00:24:33,032
that said that.
- He gets mad.
704
00:24:33,032 --> 00:24:34,704
- All of a sudden this
bear wants, he's like,
705
00:24:34,704 --> 00:24:35,865
I'm an indoor guy.
706
00:24:37,336 --> 00:24:39,260
Come on, we got standards.
707
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,878
This guy probably lives in a tree.
708
00:24:40,878 --> 00:24:41,711
What's the problem?
709
00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:44,250
Excuse me, sorry.
710
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,970
- Bears don't live in trees.
711
00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:48,346
- Okay we're not hibernating.
712
00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:49,989
I mean let's get outta
here and do some fun stuff.
713
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:50,940
- Oh God.
- That is true.
714
00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,610
- It would have made more sense to say,
715
00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:54,480
I wanna make love to you
716
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,994
- In my den.
- In my den.
717
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,970
- In the den, yeah not in the bedroom.
718
00:24:58,970 --> 00:25:00,733
- I have twigs laid out for you.
719
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:06,128
- So they, oh wait, I'm on the wrong page.
720
00:25:06,128 --> 00:25:08,200
So they go back to the house.
721
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,420
And they have one of these
moments where you're kinda like
722
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:12,240
making out in front of the door and then
723
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,470
go through the door and the
neighbors like looking like,
724
00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:15,419
Oh my!
725
00:25:15,419 --> 00:25:16,770
- I like that the neighbor
- She's like, I don't even
726
00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:17,770
give a shit.
727
00:25:18,937 --> 00:25:23,937
And then, oh she felt a fresh
goosh of moisture leave her.
728
00:25:25,343 --> 00:25:26,218
- It says goosh?
729
00:25:26,218 --> 00:25:27,490
- Goosh, that was what it said,
730
00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:28,778
which I thought was very funny.
731
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,000
- Wait you mean gush?
732
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,626
- Oh I pronounced it as goosh.
733
00:25:32,459 --> 00:25:33,321
- Goosh is not a word!
734
00:25:33,321 --> 00:25:35,808
Your whole life?
735
00:25:35,808 --> 00:25:37,725
- The snacks, gooshers?
736
00:25:38,741 --> 00:25:40,470
- Oh my God.
737
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,634
G-U-S-H your
whole life has been goosh?
738
00:25:42,634 --> 00:25:43,560
What what a fun,
739
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,393
what a joy.
- She showed it to me
740
00:25:44,393 --> 00:25:46,016
and it's spelled G-U-S-H.
741
00:25:46,016 --> 00:25:47,593
The word gush.
742
00:25:48,710 --> 00:25:50,390
- Wow.
- Goosh.
743
00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:52,090
- What a beautiful gooshing waterfall.
744
00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:53,674
I've never seen something like that.
745
00:25:53,674 --> 00:25:54,507
- Goosh is like
746
00:25:54,507 --> 00:25:55,403
a taint at that point.
- I woulda said it's
747
00:25:55,403 --> 00:25:56,736
a gushing waterfall.
748
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:02,960
- Goosh is a nickname for a gross dude.
749
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,153
- Oh it's the goosh over there.
750
00:26:05,153 --> 00:26:05,986
- The goosh is here.
751
00:26:05,986 --> 00:26:07,096
- Here comes the goosh.
752
00:26:07,096 --> 00:26:12,096
- Goosh is always playing a
ping pong ball, beer pong.
753
00:26:12,535 --> 00:26:14,635
I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin!
754
00:26:14,635 --> 00:26:15,874
- Oh I forgot, yes we're virgins.
755
00:26:16,801 --> 00:26:18,300
- I forgot we're virgins.
- I'm a virgin!
756
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:19,133
- Never forget.
757
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,870
- They make it back to the bed.
758
00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:28,133
She blossoms for him, like a
flower opening under the sun.
759
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,380
Take me, claim me, mate.
760
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:34,660
They continue to call each
other mate from this point on.
761
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,070
Which I wasn't into.
762
00:26:36,070 --> 00:26:36,950
Are bears?
763
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:38,850
We also have to keep going to the zoo.
764
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:40,510
Are bears very monogamous?
765
00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:43,280
It felt like this like when
I mate, I mate for life.
766
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,113
I thought that, too.
767
00:26:44,113 --> 00:26:44,946
Like penguins.
768
00:26:44,946 --> 00:26:46,242
- Yeah but I never heard that about bears.
769
00:26:46,242 --> 00:26:47,340
- Yeah me neither.
- I feel like
770
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:50,880
anytime I see bears, it's
like a mom bear on her own.
771
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,630
- Having to do it all
772
00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:54,317
on your own.
- That's the truth.
773
00:26:54,317 --> 00:26:57,389
- Then the male bears are
running out and finding humans
774
00:26:57,389 --> 00:27:00,620
leaving the female bears
to fend for themselves.
775
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:01,634
- That's the origin of what?
776
00:27:01,634 --> 00:27:05,140
This is why the mama bears
are protecting their cubs.
777
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:07,181
'cause the papa's are fucking,
778
00:27:07,181 --> 00:27:08,589
- Shifting and fucking!
- Shifting and fucking!
779
00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:12,333
- Your daddy's out shifting and fucking.
780
00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:18,640
- A little chihuahua's
smoking a cigarette.
781
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,475
- Oh he cleans for her.
782
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,890
- And he, oh describes,
they often describe, too,
783
00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:31,400
the sensation of burning
alive as like a sexy thing.
784
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,280
But that didn't come across as
- You gotta go
785
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,113
to the doctor then.
786
00:27:34,113 --> 00:27:34,946
Yeah.
787
00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:36,360
- That's when you get stuff checked out.
788
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,510
- She is the doctor.
789
00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:38,943
She should know.
790
00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:42,610
- Oh he also, so this is when we find out
791
00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:43,550
that he's a virgin.
792
00:27:43,550 --> 00:27:44,760
He's never been with anyone.
793
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,780
We find out she's never been with anyone.
794
00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:51,360
He also says he's never gotten
hard for anyone else before.
795
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,130
Which I appreciate the sentiment,
796
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,450
I guess that's supposed to be there.
797
00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:57,850
But that's just not true.
- That can't be true.
798
00:27:58,882 --> 00:28:01,203
When he was a teen shifter
you know he was running around
799
00:28:01,203 --> 00:28:02,036
with a boner.
800
00:28:02,913 --> 00:28:06,579
Honestly though,
'cause like, if you think about
801
00:28:06,579 --> 00:28:09,690
well okay, let's talk
about wet dreams, sure.
802
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:10,733
So if you're hibernating,
803
00:28:10,733 --> 00:28:12,710
there's gotta be one or two in there.
804
00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,110
- Yeah.
- And probably very long.
805
00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:18,345
- Bears have 100 erections
every hibernation.
806
00:28:18,345 --> 00:28:19,178
Fact.
807
00:28:20,011 --> 00:28:21,290
Try to fight me on it.
808
00:28:21,290 --> 00:28:24,410
- And it's pretty remarkable
if they were both virgins,
809
00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:25,790
that this was their first experience.
810
00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:27,440
I mean talk about,
811
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,640
- They do a great job.
812
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,473
- A great job.
- Stars lining up.
813
00:28:29,473 --> 00:28:30,690
- From start to finish.
814
00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:32,919
- Straight up penetration
and she comes immediately
815
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:34,519
- Yeah and it's like, are you kidding?
816
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,637
My first thing was like, it didn't go in.
817
00:28:36,637 --> 00:28:38,676
It was like, this isn't working.
818
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:39,947
This can't, okay.
819
00:28:39,947 --> 00:28:41,460
- That's true, yeah.
820
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:42,860
- Or it just hurts.
821
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:44,070
You're like, oh God no!
822
00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:44,910
No more.
823
00:28:44,910 --> 00:28:46,230
- Exactly.
- Why do people like this?
824
00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:47,530
- Why do people like this?
825
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,460
- I hit a little exchange between them
826
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,790
he says, tell me what you want.
827
00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:56,214
Oh she says, tell me what
you want me to do to you.
828
00:28:56,214 --> 00:28:57,340
Fuck.
829
00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:58,400
She went there.
830
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,830
Said those words.
831
00:28:59,830 --> 00:29:00,971
It might frighten you.
832
00:29:00,971 --> 00:29:02,420
It won't.
833
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:03,723
It'll turn me on.
834
00:29:03,723 --> 00:29:06,860
I'm going to have my dick
so deep inside of you.
835
00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:08,370
Fuck you so hard.
836
00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:11,510
Every time you sit down,
you'll think of only me, baby.
837
00:29:11,510 --> 00:29:12,545
- Oh God.
838
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:15,180
- Now we're not only marking the neck,
839
00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:18,163
- Destroying her vagina.
- Destroying this woman's life
840
00:29:18,163 --> 00:29:19,450
- Beat the pussy up.
841
00:29:19,450 --> 00:29:20,700
- Every time you sit?
842
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:24,520
- Imagine if you went, every
time for the rest of your life.
843
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,040
- 'Cause see that's not a good thing.
844
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,920
- She's has to deal with patients
845
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,374
and she's gonna be unable to sit.
846
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,170
- But that did feel like,
847
00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:34,550
I know it's meant to be hot and horny,
848
00:29:34,550 --> 00:29:36,890
but it does feel like more
of something that a virgin
849
00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:38,010
would say or stuff like,
850
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:41,620
Oh I wanna pound you so hard and so fast.
851
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:43,246
- I'm gonna get my balls inside of you.
852
00:29:44,536 --> 00:29:47,050
- I'm gonna put my balls inside of you.
853
00:29:48,610 --> 00:29:50,648
- My ass is even gonna get up in there.
854
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,050
- Let's rub butts.
- My whole body.
855
00:29:54,050 --> 00:29:55,458
Butts gonna all the way
856
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:56,291
up your pussy.
- I'm gonna put
857
00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:57,391
my elbow in there.
858
00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:02,648
- He shows his cock off a bit.
859
00:30:04,963 --> 00:30:06,270
Hey!
860
00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:09,128
- Get's on his hind legs
and shows his bear dick.
861
00:30:09,128 --> 00:30:10,654
- He's so proud.
- You like my bear penis?
862
00:30:10,654 --> 00:30:11,487
- He does he like
863
00:30:11,487 --> 00:30:14,300
gives a little reveal.
- You like my bear penis?
864
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,830
- And she does, she's like,
Oh my God that's so huge!
865
00:30:16,830 --> 00:30:18,408
How will it ever fit?
866
00:30:20,638 --> 00:30:22,960
I'm going to fuck you, make you scream
867
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,648
and cream all over my cock.
868
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:29,800
That sounds like an 80's
like hair metal lyric.
869
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,422
Scream and cream
870
00:30:37,030 --> 00:30:37,863
My God.
871
00:30:37,863 --> 00:30:42,770
So then yeah they, oh and then
finally at the height of this
872
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,153
he claims her.
873
00:30:46,153 --> 00:30:49,750
He gives her a little saliva hickey.
874
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:52,150
And then they're mated
and they're so in love.
875
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:53,580
Next day.
876
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:56,180
So on the phone with
his bro, talking about,
877
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:59,430
and his bro Asher is like,
ugh couples who mate, right?
878
00:30:59,430 --> 00:31:00,700
They suck, they're the worst.
879
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:03,080
And he's like, yeah I
don't think that anymore
880
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,023
'cause I mated.
881
00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:08,260
And then he gets a little
whiff, and he whiffs out
882
00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:12,290
the two robbers who robbed his girlfriend,
883
00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:15,130
India's medical van.
884
00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,160
My pages are all over the place.
885
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,980
So he goes over and he becomes a bear?
886
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,483
This part confused me.
887
00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:24,210
- Some form of a bear.
888
00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:26,259
His bear instincts, at
the very least, kicked in.
889
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,640
- I think there's a
line where he said like
890
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,470
his bones start to break or something.
891
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:30,380
- Oooh
- I think that's when he
892
00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:31,543
turns into a bear, no?
893
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,333
Maybe I misread that.
- Either that
894
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:34,870
or he got very injured.
895
00:31:34,870 --> 00:31:37,590
- Or he fell down and
walked over to the robbers.
896
00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:39,464
Hey you guys, oh fuck!
897
00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:40,595
I'm getting old!
898
00:31:43,950 --> 00:31:46,910
- So he goes over and I
thought he was gonna kill them
899
00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:49,100
and they're very much
like the Wet Bandits.
900
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,275
They're like, so what are
we gonna rob now, Tony?
901
00:31:52,275 --> 00:31:54,920
- There's an old lady
over there we can rob.
902
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,660
- It'll be almost as fun
as the time we robbed
903
00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:57,991
that girl's medical van.
904
00:31:59,538 --> 00:32:01,500
- That's what they say exactly.
905
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,453
Yeah they get off on it.
906
00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:06,780
It's not about robbing stuff,
yeah it's not about the money,
907
00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:08,060
- They say their addicts, too, right?
908
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:08,893
They're like drug addicts.
909
00:32:08,893 --> 00:32:09,726
- Oh no.
- Yeah.
910
00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:10,731
- It's like kinda sad.
911
00:32:10,731 --> 00:32:12,146
- Sad!
- They were just looking for
912
00:32:12,146 --> 00:32:13,203
like drugs 'cause they were like
913
00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:14,748
getting sick, they needed a fix.
914
00:32:14,748 --> 00:32:16,371
- I don't know if we needed that detail.
915
00:32:16,371 --> 00:32:17,480
- And this fucking bear dude is gonna go
916
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,526
beat the shit out of them.
917
00:32:18,526 --> 00:32:20,446
- I didn't even remember that
- Gonna put the book down then
918
00:32:20,446 --> 00:32:22,570
- I'm dry, I'm dry, I'm dry.
919
00:32:22,570 --> 00:32:24,720
- So he goes into bear mode.
920
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,510
The scent of their fear was putrid.
921
00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:28,940
It pleased me.
922
00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,488
And I wrote, "that was metal as fuck".
923
00:32:32,302 --> 00:32:33,144
- Scream and cream.
924
00:32:33,144 --> 00:32:36,024
Smell of their fear, putrid!
925
00:32:38,179 --> 00:32:41,380
and he's just like you
better, if you ever fuck
926
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:44,259
with that medical van
again I'm gonna kill you.
927
00:32:44,259 --> 00:32:46,100
Oh and he does fuck them up a bit.
928
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,030
He scratches them up.
929
00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:49,280
'cause he comes home and
he's covered in blood.
930
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,120
And she's a little upset but she also like
931
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,850
really gets off on it.
932
00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:55,040
And then they do it again,
933
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,900
in a pretty similar way as the first time.
934
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,275
They hit most of the same beats.
935
00:32:58,275 --> 00:33:00,590
- Yeah pretty similar sex scenes, I'd say.
936
00:33:00,590 --> 00:33:04,920
- It was kind of, yeah a bit of bulge,
937
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,060
there's always a bulge.
938
00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:07,928
- Bulge and then a pickup.
- Bulge and some mounds.
939
00:33:07,928 --> 00:33:09,880
- Grabbing a butt.
- We did get an eat out scene.
940
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,598
Which I always love.
941
00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:14,110
Oh this was the cotton-covered mounds.
942
00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:16,130
I love that phrase.
943
00:33:16,130 --> 00:33:18,211
Her cotton-covered mounds.
944
00:33:19,490 --> 00:33:21,591
- He's a southern belle.
- Oh my, my.
945
00:33:21,591 --> 00:33:23,266
Don't talk like that!
946
00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:24,099
- Right on.
947
00:33:24,099 --> 00:33:24,932
- Her mounds?
948
00:33:24,932 --> 00:33:26,030
We don't talk about mounds around here.
949
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:32,320
yeah so they have sexy sex again.
950
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,690
He sucked on my bundle of nerves.
951
00:33:34,690 --> 00:33:36,530
- Oh right that's what
everyone calls a clit, like
952
00:33:36,530 --> 00:33:38,433
- I hate that!
- Her nerves.
953
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,643
I hate that!
954
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:41,863
- Bundle of nerves is like the
955
00:33:41,863 --> 00:33:44,120
- It's four o'clock in the morning!
956
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,166
- He sucked on my goosh.
957
00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:49,379
- That's just so much better.
- He sucked on my nerves
958
00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:50,510
and my goosh!
959
00:33:52,387 --> 00:33:54,830
- My nerves and my goosh.
960
00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:57,070
Oh here comes the two
boys, Nerves and Goosh.
961
00:33:57,070 --> 00:33:58,350
They're at it again!
962
00:33:58,350 --> 00:33:59,183
- Nerves and Goosh!
963
00:33:59,183 --> 00:34:01,614
Just playing some beer pong.
964
00:34:01,614 --> 00:34:02,755
- Scream and cream!
965
00:34:02,755 --> 00:34:03,864
- Nerves and Goosh.
966
00:34:03,864 --> 00:34:05,743
Oh my God.
967
00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:10,760
So then, yeah what else happens?
968
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,650
Oh he shifts, what the fuck?
969
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:14,150
My brain just stopped.
970
00:34:14,150 --> 00:34:17,010
Oh they're hanging out
with their bear bros later.
971
00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:18,610
Oh yeah it was
just like a nice dinner party.
972
00:34:18,610 --> 00:34:20,350
Yeah then they
go to a dinner party
973
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:21,390
with his bear bros.
974
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:24,740
Asher's there, his other bro is there.
975
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:26,720
And they're all loving India.
976
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:30,300
She fits in with the bear clan perfectly.
977
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:33,523
They love her med van and
they wanna hear all about it.
978
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,010
Then they're like, okay we're
gonna go off into the woods.
979
00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:40,230
So and then this was good because yeah,
980
00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:42,220
this was his natural habitat.
981
00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:44,812
- But also, when they
all go into the woods,
982
00:34:44,812 --> 00:34:46,017
does that mean they're all
gonna have sex in the woods?
983
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,793
Or that's just where they
go to sleep at night?
984
00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:53,410
- I didn't even think of that
I just assumed they had like
985
00:34:53,410 --> 00:34:57,260
a beautiful, mid-century
cabin for some reason.
986
00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:00,070
- Well, does he work in construction?
987
00:35:00,070 --> 00:35:01,940
- I don't think he has a job.
988
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:03,820
Oh maybe he does.
989
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:05,208
- He lives off the land, the rabbits.
990
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,376
- The rabbits, the fish.
991
00:35:08,376 --> 00:35:09,880
- The rabbits, the fish, the berries.
992
00:35:11,352 --> 00:35:12,364
for the summa.
993
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:16,306
- For sangria.
994
00:35:16,306 --> 00:35:17,171
- The sangria?
995
00:35:17,171 --> 00:35:18,004
- The sangria.
996
00:35:18,004 --> 00:35:21,060
- Yeah there are a lot
of questions I had like,
997
00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:24,734
in this shifting world,
like do you pay taxes,
998
00:35:24,734 --> 00:35:26,610
are you like a human?
999
00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:27,590
They say its like a normal thing.
1000
00:35:27,590 --> 00:35:28,894
- Janie your poor brain.
1001
00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:32,370
It's like that erotica,
it's hot and you're like
1002
00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:33,606
so what's the tax?
1003
00:35:33,606 --> 00:35:35,166
- What's the exact situation?
- Do they have accountants
1004
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,723
that they go to?
1005
00:35:36,723 --> 00:35:37,556
- Do they have insurance?
1006
00:35:37,556 --> 00:35:38,389
What's happening?
1007
00:35:38,389 --> 00:35:39,222
- Yeah what is the insurance?
1008
00:35:39,222 --> 00:35:40,880
'cause I was also thinking
a lot about that van like
1009
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,624
honestly is she private?
1010
00:35:43,624 --> 00:35:46,960
Why is our healthcare system
like having people fall
1011
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,862
through the cracks where she
like needs to have this van?
1012
00:35:48,862 --> 00:35:50,250
There's a lot of things where I was like,
1013
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,262
I am very turned on
1014
00:35:51,262 --> 00:35:53,064
reading this book.
1015
00:35:54,290 --> 00:35:57,523
- I did like, at first I
was like oh she's just like
1016
00:35:57,523 --> 00:36:00,770
kind of a Snow White belle,
just like so beautiful and nice.
1017
00:36:00,770 --> 00:36:02,740
But the more she talked
about her van, I was like
1018
00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:05,875
I feel like she really does
like her job and what she does.
1019
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:06,708
- Yeah
1020
00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,240
- And she does care about helping people.
1021
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,140
Especially at the end
when she gets more vans
1022
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,910
and keeps doing it and
doesn't just like go
1023
00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:14,099
into the forest with him.
1024
00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:14,932
I'm like, oh that's awesome.
1025
00:36:14,932 --> 00:36:16,890
- He's looking for this mate and it's like
1026
00:36:16,890 --> 00:36:18,710
a lot of pressure on her,
like you were saying,
1027
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:19,910
to just be everything to him.
1028
00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:21,270
Like she has her own life.
1029
00:36:21,270 --> 00:36:24,210
She should not be like,
I guess it would not work
1030
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,140
for me to be excited by a mate saying,
1031
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,980
you are my everything and my one.
1032
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:30,490
It's like, look, I gotta van, okay?
1033
00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:31,713
I got stuff to do.
1034
00:36:31,713 --> 00:36:33,120
I can't be that for you.
1035
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:33,953
- Totally.
1036
00:36:33,953 --> 00:36:34,786
- That's not sexy.
1037
00:36:34,786 --> 00:36:35,980
I would agree with that.
1038
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:38,330
- But it was nice that he seemed
like to, and the brothers,
1039
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,296
they all seemed to let
her business flourish.
1040
00:36:40,296 --> 00:36:41,870
They helped grow it.
1041
00:36:41,870 --> 00:36:42,703
- That's true.
1042
00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:43,536
- Yeah.
1043
00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:45,566
- I guess that's hot.
1044
00:36:46,399 --> 00:36:48,019
I guess that's hot.
1045
00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:50,690
It doesn't have to be hot.
1046
00:36:50,690 --> 00:36:51,646
- It's not for me.
1047
00:36:51,646 --> 00:36:55,760
- They go into the woods
and make love again
1048
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,830
against a tree.
1049
00:36:57,830 --> 00:37:01,000
And they just feel so whole
and complete together.
1050
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:01,833
- That also has to hurt.
1051
00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:02,707
- Oh my God.
- I know.
1052
00:37:02,707 --> 00:37:03,540
- 'Cause like a rug burn is one thing.
1053
00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:05,550
But like a fucking bark burn?
1054
00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:07,793
- A bark burn?
1055
00:37:09,070 --> 00:37:10,360
Now you're gonna be marked.
1056
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,960
- And there's like ants and
stuff that'll crawl on you.
1057
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,170
Dirt.
1058
00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:17,223
And then where are you supposed to like,
1059
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,720
and then you have to pee afterwards.
1060
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,374
- Well I would almost say that
that's kind of the nice part.
1061
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:27,081
I'm with you Andy.
- The only upside to wood sex.
1062
00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:28,488
Just piss wherever the hell you want.
1063
00:37:28,488 --> 00:37:31,990
- What's sexier than you
two have sex against a tree
1064
00:37:31,990 --> 00:37:33,278
and then you just pop a squat
1065
00:37:33,278 --> 00:37:34,488
in a really close spot?
- Immediately piss
1066
00:37:34,488 --> 00:37:35,321
down your leg.
1067
00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:36,154
Don't even squat.
1068
00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:36,987
Just stand and piss.
1069
00:37:36,987 --> 00:37:39,520
And you have your pants
and you try to
1070
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,910
Every time I've tried to pee
outside and I do the thing
1071
00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:44,270
where you pull the pants, so you, I just
1072
00:37:44,270 --> 00:37:45,140
always pee on the pants.
- Me too.
1073
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,750
Oh I take mine off.
1074
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,960
- I have to take mine off
or its going everywhere.
1075
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,690
- There's no way because,
and then when you think
1076
00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:54,422
I'll try to aim here, you aim.
1077
00:37:54,422 --> 00:37:56,640
- It's like something in
the back of your brain
1078
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,901
will always find the pants.
1079
00:38:00,123 --> 00:38:01,430
and then you have to walk
back and you're like, well.
1080
00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:04,164
- The piss finds the pants.
- I have pee on my pants.
1081
00:38:04,164 --> 00:38:06,875
- The piss finds the pants.
1082
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,293
- It always finds the pants.
1083
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,990
Men have it so, or people
with penises have it so easy
1084
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,734
because it's really,
you could go anywhere.
1085
00:38:13,734 --> 00:38:16,440
When I was living in New York,
I'd constantly see people
1086
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,510
just peeing on buildings.
1087
00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:19,090
I'm like that is the life.
- Constantly!
1088
00:38:19,090 --> 00:38:21,840
- Every time I've peed on
a building, which is a lot,
1089
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,219
It always rolls back onto my feet.
1090
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:28,240
Everything is always angled
and I always happen to piss
1091
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,720
at an upward angle so it always
just rolls right back down
1092
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,890
and then I'm stepping in my own damn piss.
1093
00:38:31,890 --> 00:38:32,978
- Piss finds the shoe.
1094
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:34,644
- Yep the piss finds the shoe.
1095
00:38:34,644 --> 00:38:35,962
- Piss finds the pants.
1096
00:38:35,962 --> 00:38:36,859
Piss finds the shoe.
1097
00:38:36,859 --> 00:38:38,276
- It really does.
1098
00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:41,510
So these two are making love on this tree.
1099
00:38:42,890 --> 00:38:47,800
But in the distance, our almost
final chapter in the book,
1100
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,183
we get a whole new point
of view from Asher,
1101
00:38:51,183 --> 00:38:52,210
Oli's brother.
1102
00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:56,422
Who is watching them, jealous
that he doesn't have a mate.
1103
00:38:56,422 --> 00:38:57,798
And also, creepy.
1104
00:38:58,713 --> 00:38:59,710
- Very Creepy.
1105
00:38:59,710 --> 00:39:00,902
Violently jacking off.
1106
00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:05,080
He's the house-flipper.
1107
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,830
He flips houses for a living.
1108
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:07,899
Oh that's where I got that.
1109
00:39:07,899 --> 00:39:10,760
- And yeah I don't know if Oli has a job.
1110
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:11,593
Okay.
1111
00:39:11,593 --> 00:39:13,617
- All right, but they
might all flip houses.
1112
00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:15,430
- I mean, yeah, if he flips
houses, then they must
1113
00:39:15,430 --> 00:39:16,263
all have jobs.
1114
00:39:16,263 --> 00:39:17,210
I imagine, they're not like
1115
00:39:17,210 --> 00:39:18,610
Oh that'd be a fun TV show.
1116
00:39:18,610 --> 00:39:21,280
I would find
flipping a house erotic.
1117
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,113
- Bearflip
1118
00:39:23,091 --> 00:39:25,450
- A bunch of brothers flipping houses.
1119
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:26,881
- Literally flipping houses.
1120
00:39:28,356 --> 00:39:29,659
- Physically.
1121
00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:31,110
- When they're not
shifting, they're flipping.
1122
00:39:32,027 --> 00:39:34,520
- Where they're bears, they
come in, scare the family out,
1123
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,070
and just shift and like
1124
00:39:36,070 --> 00:39:37,527
tear everything apart.
- Move things around.
1125
00:39:37,527 --> 00:39:39,933
And then they turn into
humans and fix it again.
1126
00:39:39,933 --> 00:39:41,790
- Like a beautiful marble floor.
1127
00:39:41,790 --> 00:39:42,640
- Yes!
1128
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,865
- Oh that'd be great.
1129
00:39:43,865 --> 00:39:45,930
- Bearflippers
1130
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:49,953
He's feeling a little bit too old.
1131
00:39:49,953 --> 00:39:52,620
He's feeling like Danny
Glover in Lethal Weapon.
1132
00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:54,004
He's too old for this shit.
1133
00:39:54,004 --> 00:39:54,837
He says that.
1134
00:39:54,837 --> 00:39:57,210
- Yeah he said it, he's like,
I'm just like Danny Glover
1135
00:39:57,210 --> 00:39:58,549
Too old for this shift.
1136
00:39:58,549 --> 00:39:59,829
Nice!
1137
00:39:59,829 --> 00:40:01,504
- Thank you!
- Perfect joke.
1138
00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:02,538
- I do comedy.
1139
00:40:04,297 --> 00:40:08,560
and he's saying that
being mated is overrated.
1140
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,410
But in his heart he knows
he's just saying that
1141
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:12,160
'cause he's lonely.
1142
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,470
And everyone astutely realized
that that was probably
1143
00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:17,440
setting up the next book.
1144
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,541
I just thought it was a
very odd, random chapter
1145
00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:20,760
out of nowhere.
1146
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,260
- He was like, I'm gonna go to the bar.
1147
00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:23,970
Not to find a mate, just to have fun.
1148
00:40:23,970 --> 00:40:25,650
And it's like, oh you're gonna find a mate
1149
00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:26,720
at the bar in the next book.
1150
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:31,120
We have the epilogue.
1151
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,350
India is in a cabin.
1152
00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:34,960
She's no longer in California.
1153
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,030
Now she's in Colorado.
1154
00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:40,240
She's got two more vans.
1155
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:44,210
Oli's out hunting for rabbits.
1156
00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:45,740
So I guess he's a bear right now.
1157
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:48,160
He comes home with a rabbit in his mouth?
1158
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,263
- I think it's something like that.
1159
00:40:49,263 --> 00:40:50,912
- Is he a bear at that time?
1160
00:40:50,912 --> 00:40:52,032
- I guess.
1161
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:53,490
- It's hard to tell really.
1162
00:40:53,490 --> 00:40:57,670
Wouldn't it be easier
to hunt rabbits as a person?
1163
00:40:57,670 --> 00:40:58,950
'Cause you just set up a
bunch of traps and just
1164
00:40:58,950 --> 00:41:00,400
collect the dead rabbits?
1165
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,005
- It would definitely be
easier as a bear, I think.
1166
00:41:02,005 --> 00:41:02,838
- 'Cause he doesn't have hands.
1167
00:41:02,838 --> 00:41:04,370
He's gotta just put one in
his mouth and take it home.
1168
00:41:04,370 --> 00:41:06,218
And then hunt another
one and then take it.
1169
00:41:06,218 --> 00:41:08,310
As a person he could
put some in his pocket,
1170
00:41:08,310 --> 00:41:09,534
put some his hands.
1171
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:10,960
Some around the neck.
1172
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,940
Yeah bears don't have pockets.
1173
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,810
- Unless of course he has pants.
1174
00:41:14,810 --> 00:41:17,003
- But they never do.
- That'd be really cute.
1175
00:41:17,003 --> 00:41:18,280
- That would be fun.
1176
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,500
- That would be nice.
- They only wear t-shirts.
1177
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,527
- I saw a picture of a dog
wearing overalls the other day.
1178
00:41:22,527 --> 00:41:23,880
And it was so cute.
1179
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,843
That's really cute.
1180
00:41:24,843 --> 00:41:26,350
- It was really cute.
1181
00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,821
- Se we shift our animals
into people all the time.
1182
00:41:28,821 --> 00:41:30,570
That is true.
1183
00:41:30,570 --> 00:41:32,074
And I was like, damn that dog is hot.
1184
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:33,994
I wanna fuck that
dog in those overalls.
1185
00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:36,245
- What's under those overalls?
1186
00:41:36,245 --> 00:41:38,186
- It's eyes are too big for its head.
1187
00:41:38,186 --> 00:41:41,127
We were in a movie theater
and then I had a
1188
00:41:42,850 --> 00:41:44,319
- That corgi is packing.
1189
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,800
- Oh this is the first
time she refers to Oli
1190
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,490
as not having a classically handsome face.
1191
00:41:54,490 --> 00:41:57,253
And I was like, yes Jason
Momoa does, you idiot.
1192
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,400
And then he sniffs her up and
can tell that she's fertile.
1193
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,520
So usually these books
end with a pregnancy
1194
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,298
but this one ends with a pre-pregnancy.
1195
00:42:08,298 --> 00:42:09,710
And he likes that.
1196
00:42:09,710 --> 00:42:10,870
He's ready to have a baby.
1197
00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:14,150
And when you've mated, you
wanna have a baby right away.
1198
00:42:14,150 --> 00:42:15,970
And she's like into it.
1199
00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,150
She's ready to do it.
1200
00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:18,080
- Also, one thing I forgot.
1201
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,560
He says the word precum maybe 88 times
1202
00:42:21,504 --> 00:42:22,337
in the whole book.
- He does mention his
1203
00:42:22,337 --> 00:42:23,205
precum a lot.
1204
00:42:23,205 --> 00:42:24,400
- He constantly says, I
think I precummed again.
1205
00:42:25,733 --> 00:42:26,900
Precummed, oh.
1206
00:42:27,990 --> 00:42:28,823
Knock, Knock, who's there?
1207
00:42:28,823 --> 00:42:29,656
Precum.
1208
00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:31,620
Constantly saying precum.
1209
00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:34,870
- He was very in tune with
the moisture level around
1210
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:36,147
his penis, for sure.
1211
00:42:36,147 --> 00:42:37,540
- You would hear a lot about that.
1212
00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:40,410
- I felt like the book was
very good at describing
1213
00:42:40,410 --> 00:42:44,080
his internal senses, like
his precum, the way that
1214
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,970
his body like felt and then a lot of times
1215
00:42:45,970 --> 00:42:48,160
hers was more about him.
1216
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,700
And less about what was
going on in her body.
1217
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:54,250
I wish I heard a bit a both but, yeah.
1218
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:57,857
Is pre-cum a very big thing
for people with penises?
1219
00:42:59,157 --> 00:43:01,861
- I feel like I've never
been like, oh I'm precumming.
1220
00:43:03,429 --> 00:43:05,053
Never once felt it, noticed it,
1221
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:07,820
so I don't think so.
1222
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:08,653
- And it's also not
- Maybe I'm just making out
1223
00:43:08,653 --> 00:43:12,069
with someone, I'm not
like, here comes the pre.
1224
00:43:12,069 --> 00:43:16,070
- Like of all the things that
happened in the sexual lead up
1225
00:43:16,070 --> 00:43:17,220
and that anticipation,
1226
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,650
I personally don't think that I've heard
1227
00:43:19,650 --> 00:43:21,390
that as a big sexual factor
1228
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,370
like that's sexy.
- I agree.
1229
00:43:22,370 --> 00:43:26,170
Even in my life, yeah I agree
no guy has ever used precum
1230
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:27,003
as sort of like a
1231
00:43:27,003 --> 00:43:29,450
- It's like a biological
- Come on, I'm already
1232
00:43:29,450 --> 00:43:31,298
precomming.
- I'm already pre'd.
1233
00:43:32,354 --> 00:43:33,858
- Come on.
- Let's finish the deed.
1234
00:43:33,858 --> 00:43:34,691
I've pre'd.
1235
00:43:38,940 --> 00:43:40,780
- Oh my God.
1236
00:43:40,780 --> 00:43:43,930
Yeah anything else about the sex scenes?
1237
00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:45,730
Any other thoughts that people had?
1238
00:43:45,730 --> 00:43:48,740
- One line, "I'd make
her need my dick like
1239
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:50,413
she needed to breathe."
1240
00:43:50,413 --> 00:43:51,713
Oh I didn't like that.
1241
00:43:53,783 --> 00:43:55,373
That one bothered me.
1242
00:43:55,373 --> 00:43:57,186
- I'm suffocating, I'm suffocating.
1243
00:43:57,186 --> 00:43:58,019
Give me the dick.
1244
00:44:04,571 --> 00:44:05,654
Oh thank God!
1245
00:44:07,004 --> 00:44:09,396
Someone give her a dick, anyone!
1246
00:44:10,912 --> 00:44:12,245
- She's choking!
1247
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,200
- In a restaurant
1248
00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:17,979
- She's choking, my
God, okay she's choking.
1249
00:44:17,979 --> 00:44:18,812
- I know the Heimlich.
1250
00:44:18,812 --> 00:44:20,520
Stay out of the way.
1251
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,353
Heimlich.
1252
00:44:21,353 --> 00:44:22,186
- It won't do.
1253
00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:25,510
- Oh my God.
1254
00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:27,910
I mean I pointed out all the
crazy stuff but I genuinely
1255
00:44:27,910 --> 00:44:30,047
thought the sex scenes were very hot.
1256
00:44:30,047 --> 00:44:31,548
- They were hot.
1257
00:44:31,548 --> 00:44:32,460
- Once we finally got to them,
1258
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,890
they were
- Did you goosh?
1259
00:44:34,890 --> 00:44:36,422
- Are you asking if I precame?
1260
00:44:38,170 --> 00:44:39,003
- Oh is goosh precum?
1261
00:44:39,003 --> 00:44:39,836
That's actually fun
1262
00:44:39,836 --> 00:44:40,827
if that's what
- Goosh is a female precum.
1263
00:44:40,827 --> 00:44:44,071
It's a female version of a precum.
1264
00:44:44,071 --> 00:44:46,561
- When you do the thing, yeah.
1265
00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:48,227
Is this a Scrubs reference?
1266
00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:49,570
To the song Scrubs?
1267
00:44:49,570 --> 00:44:52,054
- No it's a diva is a
female version of a hustler.
1268
00:44:52,054 --> 00:44:53,330
- Right, that's what it is.
1269
00:44:53,330 --> 00:44:54,163
Thank you.
1270
00:44:54,163 --> 00:44:56,530
It was in the back of my head somewhere.
1271
00:44:56,530 --> 00:44:57,750
Scrubs.
1272
00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:02,677
When I'm singing Scrubs, you'll know.
1273
00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:08,150
Yeah I just thought that
they were both really sexy
1274
00:45:08,150 --> 00:45:10,500
and I liked how much they
were into each other.
1275
00:45:11,730 --> 00:45:14,347
- It really felt funny
to me that it was like a,
1276
00:45:14,347 --> 00:45:16,580
it was such a story.
1277
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:17,590
I'm, yeah.
1278
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:20,840
- That's true because this is
both of your first eroticas.
1279
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,673
- Yes.
1280
00:45:21,673 --> 00:45:22,506
- Yes.
1281
00:45:22,506 --> 00:45:24,820
- I've read clips, so when
you read clips you usually
1282
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:26,800
just get to the heart of it very quickly.
1283
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,370
So the idea that this was
a whole, almost like a,
1284
00:45:29,370 --> 00:45:31,930
an episode of a TV show,
you really got the whole
1285
00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:33,503
You know, it's like at the end
1286
00:45:33,503 --> 00:45:35,920
Yeah at the end it really
felt like an episode
1287
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,800
of full house at the end
when they were all eating
1288
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,640
at the dinner table and she
was like, and everyone was
1289
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,653
listening to me and I really
thought, wow, I have a family.
1290
00:45:43,689 --> 00:45:45,042
I was like wow, this is so nice.
1291
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:47,080
- That's so true.
1292
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,950
- And then in the next
episode they like swap places
1293
00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:52,850
or something for the day, you know?
1294
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:53,683
- Totally
1295
00:45:53,683 --> 00:45:55,780
- You never know what
kind of wacky situations
1296
00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:56,990
are gonna come up next.
- We follow Uncle Joey
1297
00:45:56,990 --> 00:45:59,213
going to the bar to pick up women.
1298
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,133
Andy, yeah how was your first erotica?
1299
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:06,263
- It was fun.
1300
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,605
I've never read it before.
1301
00:46:08,605 --> 00:46:09,681
I'm also a virgin.
1302
00:46:10,716 --> 00:46:12,358
So I read it with one eye, like this.
1303
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,174
I only read certain parts of the page.
1304
00:46:15,174 --> 00:46:17,533
Every time there was
something dirty I prayed.
1305
00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:20,173
But it was fun.
1306
00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:26,230
I would say I don't think I
would ever read erotica again
1307
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,450
'cause I'd just watch porn.
1308
00:46:29,450 --> 00:46:30,669
Yeah sure.
1309
00:46:30,669 --> 00:46:32,780
I think it's like the,
just for time's sake,
1310
00:46:32,780 --> 00:46:33,720
if I'm just, you know.
1311
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,277
He's got a lot to do.
1312
00:46:35,277 --> 00:46:36,130
- I got things to do.
1313
00:46:36,130 --> 00:46:38,183
I can't be pre-ing all night.
1314
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,730
So just, you know.
1315
00:46:40,730 --> 00:46:43,150
- Erotica was like a fun
thing I discovered when I had,
1316
00:46:43,150 --> 00:46:44,763
like back in like college days.
1317
00:46:44,763 --> 00:46:47,190
You know when you don't have
as much privacy to watch,
1318
00:46:47,190 --> 00:46:48,803
you know.
- Sure, oh yeah.
1319
00:46:48,803 --> 00:46:49,636
That makes sense.
1320
00:46:49,636 --> 00:46:50,469
- Oh that makes sense.
1321
00:46:50,469 --> 00:46:53,210
Yeah it's weird, I've
mentioned this before,
1322
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:55,200
but like reading it at work.
1323
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,740
We had a graphic novel once
and that was a little harder
1324
00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:59,640
to read, yeah.
1325
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,860
It's kinda fun reading it at
work when it's just the book
1326
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:04,290
and it's like somebody
walks by and they don't know
1327
00:47:04,290 --> 00:47:06,100
that your reading this thing, but,
1328
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:06,977
- Yeah when it's like
- But then when they
1329
00:47:06,977 --> 00:47:07,954
- a gaping asshole
- make eye contact
1330
00:47:09,256 --> 00:47:10,877
- It's like, oh hey!
- It's like, It's for work!
1331
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,650
Watching porn for work.
1332
00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:19,140
- I don't, how do you guys
feel about reading versus
1333
00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:20,950
watching porn?
1334
00:47:20,950 --> 00:47:25,010
- I actually enjoy, 'cause
the read feels like your
1335
00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:27,060
like it's different.
1336
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:28,320
It's very different.
1337
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,300
- I like the read because I
think I can take it however
1338
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:33,840
I want it and it can become
my own and I can become the
1339
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,470
like the person in the story.
1340
00:47:35,470 --> 00:47:36,840
More so than in porn.
1341
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,880
And porn, it's more like
I'm watching other people.
1342
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,000
So I'd like to read it.
1343
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,520
- And also like, you know, I
won't make a blanket statement
1344
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,580
about an industry but there's
a lot in porn that's like
1345
00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:46,490
troubling sometimes,
1346
00:47:46,490 --> 00:47:47,323
so if you're reading erotica
- That's the thing, it's like
1347
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:49,010
I don't know the age.
1348
00:47:49,010 --> 00:47:51,180
I don't know if everybody
is safe right now.
1349
00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:53,840
So it takes me out of it
a lot when I watch porn.
1350
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,700
'Cause I'm like, Is everybody okay?
1351
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,320
- I'm like yeah the acting is
- I know there's a bunch
1352
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,233
of different, you know
it's a huge thing to say
1353
00:47:59,233 --> 00:48:02,570
- I usually prefer Xtube because
it's like they posted it.
1354
00:48:02,570 --> 00:48:03,960
Hopefully everyone was consenting.
1355
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,523
It's like a cute couple who
just gets off doing that.
1356
00:48:06,523 --> 00:48:08,230
- Yeah and there's like feminist porn.
1357
00:48:08,230 --> 00:48:10,550
And there's all these
different, you know you can find
1358
00:48:10,550 --> 00:48:11,550
what works for you.
1359
00:48:11,550 --> 00:48:13,960
But yeah the erotica feels
like, okay well I can just
1360
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,970
kinda get in someone's fantasy
and then your just kinda
1361
00:48:15,970 --> 00:48:16,803
dipping in and out.
1362
00:48:16,803 --> 00:48:18,610
It feels very light to me which I enjoy.
1363
00:48:18,610 --> 00:48:19,784
I like that, too.
1364
00:48:19,784 --> 00:48:21,736
- It's hard to find bear porn, I've tried.
1365
00:48:22,569 --> 00:48:25,070
I've tried, believe me I've tried.
1366
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:30,040
- All right well let's rate this bad boy.
1367
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:34,120
One being a drought and
five being slide off of your
1368
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,316
fuzzy bear claw chair.
1369
00:48:36,316 --> 00:48:38,373
And anyone can start.
1370
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,867
- I'd start with drought
to mild goosh because
1371
00:48:42,867 --> 00:48:47,000
I really didn't enjoy the 47 percent.
1372
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,850
Every time I advanced on my
reading device and it showed me
1373
00:48:49,850 --> 00:48:52,480
the percent progress I'd
made I felt resentful
1374
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,170
of how far we had gone before
the mounds were revealed.
1375
00:48:56,170 --> 00:49:00,650
I needed those mounds baby
and I felt like the book just,
1376
00:49:00,650 --> 00:49:02,250
I needed the sex to start faster
1377
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:03,890
'cause I'm a straight up perv.
1378
00:49:03,890 --> 00:49:04,723
Damn.
1379
00:49:04,723 --> 00:49:05,971
- Wow.
1380
00:49:05,971 --> 00:49:08,460
You know I'm gonna go with
mild goosh to goosh because
1381
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,760
yes it took awhile but once
it got there it paid off.
1382
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,147
If it had taken that
long and then I got there
1383
00:49:12,147 --> 00:49:14,570
and I was like all that for this?
1384
00:49:14,570 --> 00:49:15,403
I would have been with you.
1385
00:49:15,403 --> 00:49:17,000
But I think that they made up,
1386
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,750
I forgot about the wait once I got to it.
1387
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:21,550
I was like, okay I'm not
thinking about how long
1388
00:49:21,550 --> 00:49:23,060
it took us to get here.
1389
00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:24,460
We're in the movie
theater, we're in the car,
1390
00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:25,670
we're in the bedroom, getty-up.
1391
00:49:25,670 --> 00:49:28,030
- Getty-up
- Yeah, yeah
1392
00:49:28,030 --> 00:49:30,060
As soon as we got to that
movie theater I was like
1393
00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:31,050
I am so in.
1394
00:49:31,050 --> 00:49:33,440
I love that they might do
it in this movie theater.
1395
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,220
And then it traveled the whole day,
1396
00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:36,160
like that like,
1397
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,990
horniness that takes you
from one location to the next
1398
00:49:38,990 --> 00:49:41,390
and then you get to the
house and you're still horny.
1399
00:49:41,390 --> 00:49:44,100
And that whole sequence I really loved.
1400
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:46,990
I'm gonna give this one a four.
1401
00:49:46,990 --> 00:49:48,402
A goosh-tastic.
1402
00:49:49,789 --> 00:49:52,410
I took care of business
when I read this book.
1403
00:49:52,410 --> 00:49:54,830
I don't know if that's
too personal but I did.
1404
00:49:54,830 --> 00:49:55,990
I thought it was a great one.
1405
00:49:55,990 --> 00:49:56,850
- Goosh-tastic.
1406
00:49:56,850 --> 00:49:58,259
- Andy?
1407
00:49:58,259 --> 00:50:00,583
- It was one to five?
1408
00:50:02,109 --> 00:50:03,510
- Or it can be any number.
1409
00:50:03,510 --> 00:50:05,320
- I'd say it was like a two.
1410
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,730
- Wow!
- Wow.
1411
00:50:07,955 --> 00:50:09,533
- A pre-goosh.
1412
00:50:11,870 --> 00:50:14,083
Yeah it was like too much build up.
1413
00:50:15,208 --> 00:50:18,860
And when it happens, it's
like can't we do a flashback
1414
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:20,940
every once in awhile,
like you know what I mean?
1415
00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,941
I was looking for my mate,
and then I was fucking.
1416
00:50:24,327 --> 00:50:26,450
And then I was at the beach,
and then I was fucking.
1417
00:50:26,450 --> 00:50:28,617
Something to keep us, you know,
1418
00:50:28,617 --> 00:50:30,120
it was too linear.
1419
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,019
I needed some flashbacks.
1420
00:50:32,019 --> 00:50:34,045
- Okay.
- Maybe a bit of time travel?
1421
00:50:34,045 --> 00:50:35,763
- So that really would
have done it for you?
1422
00:50:35,763 --> 00:50:38,840
- Flashbacks is the
only way I can get off.
1423
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,330
- Give me one flashback, you get a five.
1424
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:44,040
- Flashback to him, he's getting
like salmon from a stream.
1425
00:50:46,609 --> 00:50:48,930
- I feel like bears would
get off on violence.
1426
00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:49,763
Don't you think?
1427
00:50:49,763 --> 00:50:50,596
- Oh God.
- Like they would get
1428
00:50:50,596 --> 00:50:52,330
like boners from killing something?
1429
00:50:52,330 --> 00:50:53,890
- Yeah I don't find bears sexy.
1430
00:50:53,890 --> 00:50:54,723
- Yeah that's true.
1431
00:50:54,723 --> 00:50:55,658
I don't
1432
00:50:55,658 --> 00:50:56,491
- I don't think bears
- I'm glad he didn't
1433
00:50:56,491 --> 00:50:57,970
- I don't know.
- become a bear.
1434
00:50:57,970 --> 00:50:59,325
- That wouldn't have done it for me.
1435
00:50:59,325 --> 00:51:00,657
- They're not on the fence.
- But when they stand
1436
00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:01,990
they look doof, like when
stand and walk they look doofy.
1437
00:51:01,990 --> 00:51:03,209
- They do.
1438
00:51:03,209 --> 00:51:04,829
- They're kinda like clumsy.
1439
00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:05,662
- They're all like this.
1440
00:51:05,662 --> 00:51:07,050
- You're thinking of a circus bear.
1441
00:51:07,050 --> 00:51:10,860
We're talking about in
like Yosemite National Park
1442
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,610
bear, who knows his stuff.
1443
00:51:13,610 --> 00:51:15,165
- Yeah Andy, yeah.
1444
00:51:15,165 --> 00:51:17,352
- We're talking about
- I'm sorry I didn't know
1445
00:51:17,352 --> 00:51:19,160
- a cultured bear.
- What kind of hot ass
1446
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,060
bear you guys were talking about.
1447
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:22,143
- Yeah he's got glasses.
1448
00:51:23,638 --> 00:51:24,471
- They break every day.
1449
00:51:24,471 --> 00:51:25,843
Because of his dumb hands.
1450
00:51:26,676 --> 00:51:28,030
- To me they're either cute or terrifying
1451
00:51:28,030 --> 00:51:29,490
and nothing in the middle.
1452
00:51:29,490 --> 00:51:30,400
- I can see that.
1453
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,760
But I think they're, I saw
this picture of a gorilla once,
1454
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,660
that hot gorilla.
1455
00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:36,221
Do you guys remember this going around?
1456
00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:37,300
- Hot gorilla?
1457
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,480
- It was a really hot gorilla.
1458
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,128
I forget his name but I thought he would,
1459
00:51:41,128 --> 00:51:42,653
Do you know what I'm talking about?
1460
00:51:43,486 --> 00:51:44,319
- Like a ripped one?
- I forget his name.
1461
00:51:44,319 --> 00:51:45,192
- The freaky ripped one?
1462
00:51:45,192 --> 00:51:46,333
- Are you thinking about the kangaroo?
1463
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:47,513
The ripped kangaroo?
- Oh that's what I'm thinking
1464
00:51:48,346 --> 00:51:49,179
I'm thinking about the freak kangaroo.
1465
00:51:49,179 --> 00:51:50,012
- Jacked kangaroo.
1466
00:51:50,012 --> 00:51:50,866
- Oh my God.
- That's disgusting.
1467
00:51:50,866 --> 00:51:51,770
- I'm thinking about a gorilla.
1468
00:51:51,770 --> 00:51:52,960
I forget his name.
1469
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,140
- But there's a photo where
- but he, there was a
1470
00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:56,978
viral sensation where it
was like this hot gorilla.
1471
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:00,900
- 'cause he, look it's
a photo, it was a photo,
1472
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:02,410
he looked really hot in the photo,
1473
00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:04,750
like his expression was like a model.
1474
00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,175
- Like he could be in Ocean's Eleven.
1475
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:12,284
They're really expanding
the cast every year.
1476
00:52:12,284 --> 00:52:13,520
And like you see the poster.
1477
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,490
And then it's like George
Clooney, Matt Damon,
1478
00:52:15,490 --> 00:52:16,475
the Hot Gorilla.
1479
00:52:16,475 --> 00:52:17,490
The Hot Gorilla.
1480
00:52:17,490 --> 00:52:18,390
- The Hot Gorilla.
- I wish I could
1481
00:52:18,390 --> 00:52:19,223
remember his name.
1482
00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:20,190
Paul, are you looking it up?
1483
00:52:20,190 --> 00:52:21,350
Hot Gorilla.
1484
00:52:21,350 --> 00:52:22,280
- Shabani?
1485
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,113
- That's him!
1486
00:52:24,085 --> 00:52:26,660
He's always brooding,
he's a very sexy gorilla.
1487
00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:29,510
- I don't find him attractive.
- Oh yeah I mean I guess.
1488
00:52:30,410 --> 00:52:32,179
- Can you get a, get a bod pic.
1489
00:52:32,179 --> 00:52:33,270
Yeah I want the body
1490
00:52:33,270 --> 00:52:34,310
he looks a little overweight.
1491
00:52:34,310 --> 00:52:36,170
- Oh my God.
- He's washed up.
1492
00:52:36,170 --> 00:52:37,110
- He looks old.
- If I were a gorilla
1493
00:52:37,110 --> 00:52:38,610
I might be attracted.
1494
00:52:38,610 --> 00:52:39,443
- Yeah I want the ripped,
1495
00:52:39,443 --> 00:52:40,992
well I'm thinking of the ripped kangaroo.
1496
00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:43,550
That guy is
- Yeah the ripped kangaroo is
1497
00:52:43,550 --> 00:52:46,040
- I don't know that I'd
find a kangaroo attractive.
1498
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,210
- But look at you with this gorilla.
1499
00:52:47,210 --> 00:52:48,458
- Think he's talking about Kangaroo Jack?
1500
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,381
- Yeah that wily little dude.
1501
00:52:53,381 --> 00:52:55,850
- Thank you all so much for listening.
1502
00:52:55,850 --> 00:52:57,693
If you're still listening out there.
1503
00:52:58,570 --> 00:53:02,320
If you have any sexy animal
pictures, please share them.
1504
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,683
If you would like to share fan
art of some sexy
1505
00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:06,756
- Yeah I got a folder, got a folder.
1506
00:53:07,898 --> 00:53:08,762
- We got that dropbox.
1507
00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:13,480
If you are reading along
with us, our assignment
1508
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:17,710
for next week we had a
special request for some more
1509
00:53:17,710 --> 00:53:22,710
step family books so we
have Cream for Stepfather.
1510
00:53:24,614 --> 00:53:26,563
Scream and cream.
1511
00:53:26,563 --> 00:53:29,240
Scream and cream
1512
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,560
Cream for Stepfather by Celia Styles.
1513
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,550
You can get that on Amazon.
1514
00:53:33,550 --> 00:53:36,010
It costs like four bucks so it is a bit,
1515
00:53:36,010 --> 00:53:38,150
you know it's a little
pricier but hopefully it will
1516
00:53:38,150 --> 00:53:40,700
be worth the four bucks.
1517
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,370
The best latte you've had all month.
1518
00:53:42,370 --> 00:53:45,349
Now that's some cream
1519
00:53:45,349 --> 00:53:47,270
- Cream for Stepfather.
1520
00:53:47,270 --> 00:53:49,007
Thank you so much for listening.
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