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(Sopranos theme song)
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Our undergrad student body at brown
only numbers about 6000 people.
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That's from every state in the country
and over 60 countries in the world.
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Admission is extremely selective.
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So again, get all of your academic
and extracurricular ducks in a row.
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Leave nothing to chance.
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Hey, buddy.
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Davey.
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Saw your wife alone.
I figured you for the trotters.
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Not tonight.
I had a customer I couldn't shake.
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Guy spends half an hour...
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Deciding between a $20 soccer ball
and a $22 soccer ball.
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Who do you like?
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That guy from bowdoin seems
to be making some sense.
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No, I mean the game tonight.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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You guys want to be alone?
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( Davey ) I saw that refreshment table.
I knew you'd be around.
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How do I get roped into this?
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Charmaine knows with your sfogliatelle
her daughter can go anywhere.
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- The janitor's the only one near them.
- That's a nice career for a lady.
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Fuck you.
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- I gotta get one of them belly bombs.
- Have I said "fuck you" yet?
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Delicious, Artie.
Glad I didn't eat tonight.
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Thanks, Davey. It's nice
to be appreciated by your friends.
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The sensitive chef.
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- Hey, Eric, they all done?
- I guess.
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Dad, can I have 20 bucks?
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- You like this?
- Did you think he was gonna say:
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"Gee, dad, thanks for taking the time
to come to this important event"?
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- How you doing, Eric?
- Good, Mr. Soprano.
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- You want something to eat?
- No, we're going to Starbucks.
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You're thinking of going to brown?
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Yeah, it's a good school.
A lot of star-fucking though.
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- Hey, latrine lip.
- He's right.
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He'll go where his mother says,
like his old man.
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You too?
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These guys were like namath
and tittle.
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Yeah, I've heard.
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And now they're like Phil donahue
and Alan alda.
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Listen, I heard...
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Through the grapevine
you took your uncle's game.
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You know, the big one.
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- Grapevine?
- Yeah.
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If you listen close, that song says:
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"Believe none of what you hear
and half of what you see."
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You know me. I like to play a little.
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A little?
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Forget it. This game's not for you.
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No, it's just, you know,
I was thinking it'd be a kick.
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David, you're a nice guy.
I like you. Okay?
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Trust me, this game's not for you.
I don't want to see you get hurt.
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These guys, they play deep.
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- Know how many jockstraps I sell?
- Not enough for this game.
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Okay? Forget it.
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Come on. Let's go see what the
y.O. From bucknell's got to say.
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Do you want to tell me
what you're thinking?
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Believe me, you don't want to know.
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You want to know what I'm thinking?
Seriously?
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I'd like to smash
your face into hamburger.
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Okay.
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I'm not...
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Don't worry.
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I know I broke
your coffee table and...
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It's not gonna happen again.
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You asked, I told.
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- But you'd like to smash my face.
- Not really.
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It's just a way of describing
how I'm feeling.
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Making hamburger out of me
would make you feel better?
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Is this a woman thing?
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You ask me how I'm feeling.
I tell you how I'm feeling.
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And now you torture me with it?
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I don't know who the fuck
I'm angry at. I'm just angry, okay?
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Why the fuck am I here?
I even asked to come back.
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I got the world by the balls and can't
stop feeling like a fucking loser.
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Who makes you feel like a loser?
Your mother?
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Please, we wasted
enough oxygen on that one.
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It's everything and everybody.
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I see some guy walking down the
street, you know, with a clear head.
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You know the type, he always whistles
like the happy-fucking-wanderer.
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I just want to go
and rip his throat open.
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I want to fucking grab him and pummel
him right there for no reason.
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Why should I care
if a guy's got a clear head?
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I should say, "good for you."
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- Let's get back to smashing my face.
- Jesus Christ.
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Ahh.
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No, I think it all ties in.
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All right. Sometimes I resent
you making me a victim.
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That's all.
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- I make you feel like a victim?
- Yeah.
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Remember the first time
I came here I said...
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The kind of man I admire is Gary
Cooper, the strong, silent type.
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And how all Americans are doing
is crying and complaining.
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A bunch of fucking pussies.
Fuck them!
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And now I'm one of them, a patient.
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Your parents made it impossible
for you to experience joy.
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See? There you go again.
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You said you're not
the happy wanderer.
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I'm more like one of them...
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Than I am the jerkoffs
I see leaving this office!
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Stop with the faces already.
What do you got?
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Three eights full. Santa Maria, yes!
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Santa Maria? More like Santa claus.
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- Did you cut the pot?
- Twice.
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Here. Make sure you spend it
in my restaurant, you prick.
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One chip? Ma va' a napoli, you can't
even buy McDonald's with that!
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- That's it, I gotta go.
- Come on, another hour.
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I can't. Charmaine'll have
my balls on the menu tomorrow.
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- Cash me out.
- Look at all the money!
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- Rich, can I get another dime?
- We only got three players.
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Vito's up for it, right?
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Where the fuck do I gotta be?
Only, let's up the ante.
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You're into me for seven g's already.
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That's all? I'll make that back
from vito in an hour.
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Count this ciucio out another dime.
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(Meadow singing)
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(Everyone singing)
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Well, we have our work cut out for us.
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Gudren?
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(Singing)
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Meadow?
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I'd like to talk to you.
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It really sounds good.
I know you're disappointed.
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When you try out, the form asks
what you want and I checked "solo."
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You seniors!
This is your last chance at cabaret.
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Gudren hasn't had a solo.
I like to give everyone a shot.
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Mrs. Gaetano, I was a sophomore
when I did spider woman.
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Now it's important because of college.
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- You okay with this?
- Do I have a choice?
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Yeah, you could
continue to run the game.
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You know I'm under fucking house
arrest, you cute fuck.
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Then take it and be happy.
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Either way, I'm having
the executive game.
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Your father and me started
that game 30 years ago.
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We were talking one day
about how credit card companies...
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Work their angle.
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They didn't care what you bought
if you don't pay all at once.
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They juice you, you thank
them for letting you have a card.
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You'd rather be juiced
than pay at once.
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That's a certain kind of player.
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That's why we call it
the executive game.
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My brother Johnny was keen.
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00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,820
Oh, yeah. That's why he left us
with cici beans.
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You don't know
what you're talking about.
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Your father left Livia with a package
that could choke a fucking elephant.
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I gotta tell you?
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She's like a woman with a ham, crying
the blues because she has no bread.
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Please. They don't make them
like Johnny.
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Keep in mind that he paid freight
for your uncle ercole, buon'anima.
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That was a major fucking nut.
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Who? Who the fuck is ecle?
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Keep thinking you know everything.
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Some are so far behind in a race
they believe they're leading.
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Yeah, that's cute.
Who the fuck is ecle?
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Ercole. Let's talk something else.
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No, you opened this clam.
Who is he?
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You don't know him.
It's water under the bridge.
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Me and your father looked out for him.
He wanted for nothing.
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I don't have time for this shit.
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He was my younger brother,
between me and your father in age.
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His name was ercole. Actually, ercole.
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Hercules, named after my grandfather.
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What are you saying?
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- I got another uncle?
- Sharp as a fucking cue ball.
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Yeah, we had a brother you
didn't know about because he was...
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It was different in those days.
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My parents didn't speak English and
couldn't take care of a kid like that.
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But god bless your grandmother.
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She went to every charity home
in this fucking state...
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Till she found one
to take care of him.
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- Are you saying he was retarded?
- Why don't you go fuck yourself?
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He was slow.
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He was strong as a fucking bull,
handsome like George raft.
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If it was today, they might
have trained him to be a whatever.
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Get him a job.
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They didn't understand
these things back then.
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Jesus.
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- What were we thinking?
- UN-fucking-believable.
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I remember my mother and father
arguing about... I don't know.
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She kept talking about my father's
feeble-minded brother.
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I thought she meant you.
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What a kick in the balls.
When did he die?
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Not long before your father.
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Past is the past.
This is the present.
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Let's talk about this game.
What's my end?
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- I don't know. Ten percent.
- Twenty.
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Fifteen.
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Call your friends.
Let them know the game's happening.
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(Door opening and closing)
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Can I help you with something, sir?
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Yeah, I want to buy a boat
with three propellers.
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00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,333
- What?
- Kid...
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00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:16,087
You see me here every week.
When are you gonna stop asking?
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Ho, rich!
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00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:23,469
- Is there a problem?
- I'm just breaking your kid's balls.
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Like the pimp says to his hos,
"keep them coming."
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Rich, that envelope's two c's shy.
I'll catch up on it next week.
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It's no problem.
I just got caught off guard.
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I took a second on the house,
didn't calculate it into my budget.
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00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:48,119
- No good, Davey.
- It's just a stutter step. No biggie.
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The difference gets tacked
on to the principal.
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00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,916
- And you know that.
- Yeah, I understand.
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00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,627
Now don't take this personally...
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00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:01,632
But I don't want to see your face
at my games until you're caught up.
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00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,135
Come on, rich. That's not necessary.
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00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,263
You think I started this life
ten minutes ago?
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00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,434
A guy hands you a light envelope,
it's just the beginning.
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Nothing personal.
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- I know, but it's just this...
- I know.
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It's just a stutter step.
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00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,534
- ( Christopher ) What kind is that?
- Brazilian snapper.
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00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,870
- Is it fishy?
- It's fish.
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00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,207
You know what I mean.
It's for pizza/ola, let me smell one.
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00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,173
- You want something?
- Give me enough of that for 15 people.
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And ten pounds of shrimp.
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There's gonna be some serious money.
This is no nickel-and-dime shit.
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These motherfuckers can play
for two days straight.
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00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,985
Now once you start work, you
don't go until the game breaks up...
219
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,072
And that fucking place looks
like an operating room.
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You mean we're, like, cleaning guys?
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- What are you doing?
- Something ain't right.
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00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,706
I saw you put
your finger on the scale.
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00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,460
- No, I didn't.
- Pull that with old ladies, not me.
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00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,879
I didn't put my finger on the scale.
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00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,548
I don't believe this shit.
226
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,883
Where you going? Wrap that up!
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00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,719
- I gotta weigh...
- You gotta what? Rob me?
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00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,230
Yeah, you serve some booze,
empty the ashtrays.
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00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,481
That reminds me.
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Whatever you do, don't engage
silvio in conversation.
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He can be a sick fuck
when he's gambling.
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Once he was down 50 large.
He sneezes, fritzi says "salute."
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Fritzi neste from hoboken?
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- Yeah, you know him?
- No.
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Then shut up and let me finish.
Anyway, fritzi says "salute."
236
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,295
Silvio thinks he said something else.
237
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:06,841
For the rest of the night, silvio
blamed fritzi for his losing streak.
238
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,094
- What did he think he said?
- Are you listening?
239
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,013
He's a fucking nut. Who knows?
240
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,933
Here.
241
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,436
I didn't put my finger on no scale.
242
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,772
Put that shit in the trunk
so it don't stink up the car.
243
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,691
Pay for the fish.
244
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,740
Is this guy for real or what?
We're fucking piss boys?
245
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,451
Come on, let's get
the fuck out of here.
246
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,931
We want the room with the stove
and the refrigerator.
247
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,808
The efficiencies are booked
to paying customers.
248
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,313
And the two rooms on the sides.
We may be here for some days.
249
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,566
- You people are ruining this place.
- That's your father's fault.
250
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,151
He made the deal.
251
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,572
We want a lot of clean towels
and the bathrooms fresh-smelling.
252
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,325
I should work for nothing?
253
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,668
You ever suck his dick?
254
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,966
I make that beanie spin
when I work his thing.
255
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,343
Am I right?
256
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,723
Don't bitch to me.
257
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,562
(Sirens)
258
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,708
What do you say?
259
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,835
License and registration.
260
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,130
How about this instead?
261
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,756
- I'm wearing a vest.
- Oh, yeah?
262
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,176
If I shoot, it's going
in your braciola.
263
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,387
You're a real sick fuck.
264
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,097
(Laughing)
265
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,807
Danny-boy!
266
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,768
- How's the family?
- Not bad, Paulie.
267
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,730
We had to move my father
to another old folks'...
268
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,608
I got my own fucking problems.
269
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,737
How many times will I fall for that?
270
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,572
Here.
271
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,699
Listen. Do me a favor, right?
272
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,242
Your friends...
273
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:43,080
Players or no, they don't fuck with
the tourists and the hotel guests.
274
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,666
No gunshots or we gotta take the call.
275
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,836
Go play cops and robbers.
276
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,297
Make it four.
277
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,050
Change coming to you.
278
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,718
Mike.
279
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,847
- Hey, Mike.
- Matt, Tony wants you.
280
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,186
- Yeah, t?
- Tony. Got the macanudos?
281
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,522
- Yeah, you want one?
- Give one to me, one to Dr. Fried.
282
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,780
Gentlemen? Frank?
283
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,782
Yeah, I'm in.
284
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:19,950
Me too.
285
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,497
Four hundred to you, sil.
286
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,626
- What's in the pot?
- About 2400.
287
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,963
- Too soon to chase an inside straight.
- Doc?
288
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,840
Call.
289
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,470
- Macanudos, you want one?
- Go ahead, take a walk.
290
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,140
Don't let him scare you.
He's not really a nasty fuck.
291
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,184
He's an incredibly nasty fuck.
292
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,812
Hey, chair-boy of the board,
read your cards.
293
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,106
Four hundred to you, John.
294
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,902
Shakespeare's straightening out.
Paulie doesn't have shit as usual.
295
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,489
And the prick doctor may be flushing.
296
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:02,827
Put the TV trays out between each
player. Put some of this on them.
297
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,789
Don't give anyone booze unless
they ask for it, all right?
298
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,422
I heard Tony was here. Soprano.
I'm a friend of his.
299
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,841
- Do I know you?
- Yeah, you know me.
300
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,343
I own Ramsey's sports and outdoor.
301
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,529
- Davey, what're you doing here?
- I was driving by.
302
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,990
I thought I'd stop and say hello.
303
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,368
- Some place you got here.
- Yeah, a regular Taj Mahal.
304
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,913
- Heard the kids?
- Bad enough she took me to the play.
305
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,124
I never want to hear that song again.
306
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,959
Eric's only light in the arts.
307
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:56,005
His performance will put him over the
goal line at schools he's applying to.
308
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,052
- So, what's the game?
- Seven card.
309
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,221
- Was that frank Sinatra, Jr.?
- Yeah.
310
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,183
He's a friend of my uncle's.
He flies in.
311
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,394
Wow! This really is
an executive game.
312
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,064
- So, what do you think?
- There's a resemblance.
313
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,901
No, I mean the game.
Could I take them or what?
314
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,111
Davey, this isn't a game for you.
315
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,323
What are the chances of me getting
close to a game like this again?
316
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,826
- Let me sit in once.
- I don't do business with friends.
317
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,035
You understand.
318
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,247
Do I have to show your prom picture
to these guys?
319
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:34,585
I appreciate your position,
but come on, Tony, I'm a big boy.
320
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,022
- What are you holding?
- I didn't expect to gamble tonight.
321
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,883
- You need five g's just to sit in.
- Can't you float me, short-term?
322
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,804
Davey, don't say short
if you don't mean short.
323
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,680
All kidding aside.
324
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,934
- You understand what I'm saying?
- Yeah, of course.
325
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,353
Hey, you don't have
to explain business to me.
326
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:10,246
- Christopher, say hi to Davey scatino.
- How you doing?
327
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:14,208
Give him five boxes of ziti.
Good luck.
328
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,587
Okay, fellows, make room.
New blood coming in.
329
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,466
(Snoring )
330
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,431
So there's a lot of money
in sporting goods?
331
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,141
Yeah, but I tell you...
332
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:35,020
Nike has its stores, the NBA has
its stores, it cuts in.
333
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:39,400
It's just temporary, though.
I got some ideas for next year.
334
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,902
Hey, Davey. Ask the doc
what his specialty is.
335
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,573
- Hard-ons.
- I wanted him to ask.
336
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,867
- Really?
- Penile implants.
337
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,578
- Hey, doc...
- Please, I've heard all the jokes.
338
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,456
Pot's right.
Sixth street, here we come.
339
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,000
No help.
340
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,002
Mysteries abound.
341
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,212
Shut the fuck up and deal.
342
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,755
Nine of spades, thank you.
343
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,883
Six of clubs.
344
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:08,220
Get a broom and sweep that shit
over there, especially under silvio.
345
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:11,849
- What's the bet?
- Eight hundred.
346
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,395
- What the fuck could you have?
- Incredible luck.
347
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,522
You're telling me, you fuck.
348
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,108
- Bet?
- Don't rush me.
349
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,527
You been rushing me all night.
350
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,614
- He didn't study this hard in school.
- The bet's not to you.
351
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:30,242
Good. The dealer controls the game.
352
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:34,121
Do you fucking mind?
Jesus, do you ever shut the fuck up?
353
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,956
Blow that smoke somewhere else!
354
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,295
- What are you doing?
- Take it easy.
355
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:45,049
I'm losing my balls over here
and this moron's playing Hazel!
356
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:46,717
Get out of here!
357
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,928
I was trying to sweep the cheese.
358
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,890
- Why now? Leave it there.
- I don't know, I was just...
359
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,935
What? Where do you get
these fucking idiots?
360
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,143
Where?
361
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,438
He's sweeping the cheese,
I'm trying to...
362
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:03,442
Leave the cheese there!
I love fucking cheese at my feet.
363
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,028
I stick provolone
in my socks at night...
364
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,447
So they smell like
your sister's crotch!
365
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:13,452
All right? So leave the fucking
cocksucking cheese where it is!
366
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:16,163
Here. Here. Here. Go ahead!
367
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,290
Have a good time.
368
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:22,919
800.
369
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,924
Why don't you go fix a fucking dick?
370
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,260
Doctor fried, you know
about that Viagra shit?
371
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,096
He won't quit, this fucking guy.
372
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:37,101
I heard they're sinking a crate of it
to the Titanic to try and raise it.
373
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,478
- Very good, very good.
- All right.
374
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,230
Down and dirty.
375
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:44,024
Last card, automatic 12 hundred bump.
376
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,860
Kings rule the realm. Kings talk.
377
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,324
Check.
378
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:56,120
- Door's wide open, Dr. Fried.
- Check.
379
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,998
- David?
- He checks.
380
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,752
Bet. Twelve hundred.
381
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:08,132
I'm gonna call,
because you ain't got dick.
382
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,677
Can I steal this fucking hand?
I think I can.
383
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:12,970
I'll raise 12.
384
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:17,933
You should've checked. You got shit
and now it costs you another bet.
385
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,022
Oh, fucker.
386
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,152
- Let's see them, boys.
- Trips.
387
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,528
Three deuces.
388
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:33,782
Cry me a river.
Three beautiful kings.
389
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,994
- Flush.
- You motherfucker.
390
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,831
You slow-rolled me.
What were you doing to that hand?
391
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,500
His money's good. He wants
to sail, it's his business.
392
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,210
Fuck you too.
393
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,755
I should've stayed
with my goomar tonight.
394
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:51,508
Hey, cheese fuck, get me some food.
395
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,558
(Hornhonmng)
396
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,073
- I'm so pissed.
- Good morning.
397
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:18,535
Hunter called and said that Rachel
got an early acceptance to wesleyan.
398
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,121
- And you didn't expect it?
- No.
399
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:25,834
- Think. Did you ever see her mom?
- Please. I'm blacker than her mother.
400
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:29,880
Well, you should've mentioned that
on your application.
401
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,862
- What time is it?
- It's almost 9.
402
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:57,407
- How we doing?
- Slowing down.
403
00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:01,161
See if they want to close the lights.
404
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,000
Thanks.
405
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:13,632
Want more coffee?
406
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,636
Yeah, Tony, put a little Sambuca
in it for me, would you?
407
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,724
- Anyone want to close the lights?
- Is that a game?
408
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,601
He's a pisser, this kid.
409
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:25,810
Closing the lights...
410
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,939
It means do you want to admit
you lost and pack it in?
411
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,817
- Me? No.
- All right, cut, please.
412
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,111
- Here you go.
- Thank you, Francis.
413
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,571
Coming out.
414
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:40,951
To sil, to the doctor,
how about a winner this time?
415
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:45,539
- How much is he into us for?
- About 45 boxes of ziti.
416
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,250
He grabbed ten while you slept.
417
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,585
He said you okayed it.
418
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,628
(Knocking )
419
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:53,881
Go get that.
420
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,352
Look at this fucking lineup.
421
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:16,111
Johnny sack! They must have had
free tokens at the tunnel.
422
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,948
How do you expect to make a dime
with this fucking stonewaller?
423
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,497
How'd you get in here?
424
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,835
Same as you. Through the front door.
425
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,588
- Hi, rich.
- Hi, rich?
426
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,507
( Tony )
I got some nice fresh on.
427
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,386
- You got some fucking balls.
- What did I do?
428
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,347
I should stab you in the fucking eye.
429
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,059
- Come on, rich.
- Get off me...
430
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:50,729
- Or I'll put one in your head.
- Don't threaten me, Richie.
431
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,358
Don't threaten you?
I got a hard-on for you already.
432
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,109
Give me a reason.
433
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:03,200
Don't make me embarrass you.
Outside now, I want to talk.
434
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:09,748
Christopher, get everybody a drink.
I'll be right back.
435
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,750
That's it. Cash me out.
436
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,878
Come on, frank, doc, sit down.
437
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,922
It's a misunderstanding, right?
438
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,467
No, Tony, I'm wiped.
I'll settle up with you next game.
439
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,637
- Give my regards to your uncle.
- Have some breakfast.
440
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:28,141
No, really, I got tickets
for the rueles-Harris fight tonight.
441
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,104
Matt, thanks a lot.
Here's one for your pal.
442
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,438
Cash me out, sunshine.
443
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,983
Thank you, Mr. Sinatra, Jr., sir.
444
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:41,113
I shut him the fuck down, he comes
here and he sticks it up my ass!
445
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,782
What's that got to do with you
disrespecting my game?
446
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:47,327
- Like you wouldn't be different.
- You're fucking right.
447
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:51,748
I'm sick of this holier-than-thou act,
and I'm not the only one.
448
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:55,585
Oh, really? Well, if anybody
wants to make a move...
449
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,005
Come on, Tony.
Don't get so fucking dramatic.
450
00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,716
All I'm saying is you act
like you're in a different business.
451
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,510
Send that prick out
so I can talk to him.
452
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:04,761
No.
453
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:11,101
Do you realize this motherless fuck
is into me for over eight large?
454
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,437
He's got money to play here?
455
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,773
Let him pay me my money.
Send him out.
456
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:20,277
Go home. This ain't gonna
happen to one of my players.
457
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,254
Everything all right?
458
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:45,927
Wow, he was pissed.
459
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,097
I'm gonna let you sleep one day.
460
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,601
Then you're gonna get up
and get my $45,000.
461
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,061
Yeah, no problem.
462
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:59,274
- How about the luck on that silvio?
- Why don't you shut the fuck up?
463
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:06,782
I could use a schvitz.
Want to go for a schvitz?
464
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,787
If you don't give me
every penny...
465
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:16,375
I'll send somebody to you every
Saturday for five percent interest.
466
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,336
If you don't have it,
I'll tack it on to the principal.
467
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:20,754
Understand?
468
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:26,093
Listen, Tony, I had a good run
there for a while.
469
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,470
I should have quit then, though.
470
00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:35,143
So you never told me
how your kid made out at bowdoin.
471
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,897
How my what?
472
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,442
How your daughter made out at bowdoin.
473
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,281
Would you like anything else?
474
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,078
No.
475
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,457
Tony, did I do something
to insult you?
476
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,835
Two days.
477
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,781
- How'd we do?
- Not done counting, but it's up there.
478
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:32,659
At least 80 boxes of ziti,
after expenses.
479
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,548
( Silvio )
Two boxes came out of my pocket.
480
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:35,829
Fellas?
481
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,583
Salut.
482
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,300
You fucking believe it?
We now run the executive game.
483
00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:53,513
Sil, remember when we used to
look through that crack in the door...
484
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,057
When my old man and junior had it?
485
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,018
Yeah, I remember.
486
00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,437
Junior would chase us down the street.
487
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:04,608
Executive game.
488
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:13,909
(Meadow singing)
489
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,359
(Knocking )
490
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,154
Do you mind? God!
491
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:54,032
I'm trying to sleep.
I been working all night.
492
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,327
- How you doing, Eric?
- Good.
493
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,288
- Sounds good.
- Thanks.
494
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,124
- Are you awake now?
- Yeah.
495
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,335
- Good. Close the door.
- Hey!
496
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,838
- Where's your mother?
- The store.
497
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:14,469
Aunt Barb called.
Uncle Tom's father died.
498
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:18,098
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom, sr.?
499
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,851
- When?
- I don't know.
500
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:24,437
- Well, what the hell happened?
- I don't know.
501
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:28,024
He's here every Christmas Eve.
You don't ask?
502
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:32,946
Somebody says "Joe blow died,"
normal people ask, "how?"
503
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,826
Jesus.
504
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:43,873
This gust of wind comes,
knocks him off the roof.
505
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,959
All for a satellite dish.
506
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,836
That's very sad.
507
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,296
Yeah.
508
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,965
- How old?
- 65.
509
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,342
Works his whole life,
takes care of his family.
510
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:58,471
One day after he retires, one day...
511
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,268
It's freaky.
512
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,022
Carlos castenada said:
513
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,984
"Live every moment as if it were
your last dance on earth."
514
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,111
Who listens to prizefighters?
515
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,489
Ali, maybe.
He had a little wisdom.
516
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:20,744
Well, at least Tom, sr. Isn't
the happy wanderer anymore.
517
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,746
What's that supposed to mean?
518
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,999
He got his. You don't
have to pummel his ass.
519
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,752
He's joined the ranks of the unlucky.
520
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,963
Maybe you know what
you're talking about, but I don't.
521
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,473
Found out I had another uncle.
A retarded uncle.
522
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:45,393
My father's brother
that nobody told me about.
523
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,145
You believe this shit?
524
00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:52,317
Was he seriously
developmentally disabled?
525
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,195
Serious? No, he had everybody
in stitches back then.
526
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,204
Now that you found out
you have a retarded family member...
527
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:06,289
Do you feel better
about coming here?
528
00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:07,999
What?
529
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,001
Is it permissible now?
530
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:15,131
Is it enough of a sad tragedy that you
can join the rest of the douche bags?
531
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,059
I was talking
to him a couple days ago.
532
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:30,021
Yes, he was a wonderful man.
We're here for you, Barbara.
533
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,567
(Crying )
534
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:44,994
We knew we were bound to see them
at some function. Just relax.
535
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,209
Oh.
536
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:56,047
- Fucking Bette Davis back there.
- No scenes.
537
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,515
- Come on, get up. We're leaving.
- Thank you, god.
538
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,810
- I will kill you.
- We paid our respects. We're leaving.
539
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:12,814
This may be a shock, but they're not
here to see sopranos kill each other.
540
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,858
Show respect for Tom's father.
541
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,777
- Hi, carm.
- Hi, Richie.
542
00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:20,739
Do I give the boost to your sister?
543
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,616
Come on. I gotta give mine too.
544
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:52,812
- How many rooms this place got?
- It's a big joint.
545
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,940
This is a pretty good racket.
546
00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:02,197
I don't think you can smoke in here.
547
00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,950
Who's gonna complain? Him?
548
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,952
Hey, you mind?
549
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,790
He don't mind.
550
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,543
Listen, Anthony.
551
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,548
I'm sorry about blowing up
in your game.
552
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,970
You were out of line.
553
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,098
What am I supposed to do with you?
554
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,101
Back off and respect the title,
you jerk off.
555
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:35,104
It's your ball. You make the rules.
556
00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:40,151
No, no, I don't make them.
They've always been there.
557
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:44,405
And David scatino doesn't pay you
a penny until I get mine first.
558
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,784
That's the tax you get for raising
your hands at my game.
559
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,412
I get mine, then you get yours.
That's how it's gonna be.
560
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,999
I don't do something,
how's it gonna look?
561
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,840
If everyone could
please take their seats.
562
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,925
We are about to begin.
563
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:09,639
In the name of the father, and of
the son, and of the holy ghost. Amen.
564
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:17,981
Since it has pleased almighty god
to call our brother from this life...
565
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:23,528
We commit his body to the earth to
return to that from which it was made.
566
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,406
Christ was the first
to rise from the dead...
567
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,995
You shouldn't take shit from him.
568
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:35,164
I heard you the first time.
Let's drop the subject.
569
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:36,875
All right.
570
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,719
Tony put me back in action.
Gave me 50 g's.
571
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,221
- What is that, nothing?
- Please.
572
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:54,809
I know how things work. Don't forget
I was daddy's little girl.
573
00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,565
- What are you talking about?
- You're his responsibility.
574
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,525
He didn't do you any favor.
575
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,528
When my father was in his position...
576
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:09,657
He gave Romeo Martin $50,000
when he got out of jail.
577
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,660
Now we're talking about 30 years ago.
578
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,871
Thirty years ago.
579
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,957
Today that's half a million dollars.
580
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,877
Fifty thousand.
581
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,422
Mailmen make more than that.
582
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:44,525
What's this fucking appointment
you had when my friend came?
583
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,653
Think I'm still a kid
on the school bus?
584
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,280
Please, Tony, I'm doing my best here.
585
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:53,451
I fucked up, okay? I'm gonna make
it all work out somehow, I swear.
586
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,079
- What do you got for me?
- I'm tapped.
587
00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,082
- Stand up.
- Why?
588
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,084
Because I just said so. Get up.
589
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:04,796
Get up or I'll rip
your fucking head off.
590
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,172
Come on.
591
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:12,637
I'm sorry, Tony.
I wouldn't do anything to insult you.
592
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,847
Our kids go to school together.
593
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,688
Tony, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm just having some bad luck.
594
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,106
It just got worse.
595
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:30,029
I'm gonna come back.
My luck's gonna change.
596
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:33,866
Tomorrow. I want something tomorrow.
You understand me?
597
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,537
(Crying )
598
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,260
David! Hey.
599
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,972
- Where's the wife?
- She's home.
600
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:59,517
- Can I talk to you?
- You all right?
601
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,062
Sit down. Sit down.
602
00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:12,655
Talk to me.
603
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,158
I got myself in a little bind.
604
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,370
Jesus, I feel ashamed.
605
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,040
Well, what's going on? What happened?
606
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,585
I'm in ajam, a bad one.
607
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,504
This could cost me
my marriage, my business.
608
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:31,758
I'm sure there's something
we can do. What kind of jam?
609
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:36,262
You didn't knock up that
taebo broad, did you?
610
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,514
God, no, Artie.
611
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,767
Talk to me. I'm your friend.
612
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,145
I need money.
613
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,066
Money, Artie. Not much, just...
614
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,779
I swear on my kid I'll get it back
before you miss it.
615
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,865
- How much money are we talking?
- Just enough...
616
00:42:56,657 --> 00:43:00,203
To give me some breathing
room until I get the rest together.
617
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,288
It's 20 thousand.
618
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,544
Davey...
619
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,383
Shit. Bad timing. Man!
620
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:19,013
You won't believe it, but
I gotta put a new roof on this place.
621
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:26,562
God forgive me for saying this,
but did you consider chapter 11?
622
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,815
Tony soprano's not gonna buy that.
623
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,273
Tony.
624
00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:36,322
Oh, jeez, Davey. Jesus Christ.
625
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,823
- Eric, give me the keys.
- Why?
626
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,631
- There's mud all over the tires.
- ( Female ) Dave, what's wrong?
627
00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:24,078
- Say goodbye to your truck.
- ( Eric ) What?
628
00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,789
- Dave.
- Oh, this is bullshit!
629
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,751
I warned you, no off-roading.
I gave you enough chances!
630
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,546
- Dave, this is not the place.
- Dad, I didn't do anything!
631
00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,382
- Eric, accountability is everything.
- Off-roading?
632
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:39,719
I drove it onto the field to bring
some girls to cheerleading!
633
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,972
There's mud all over the doors.
I warned you!
634
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:46,559
I didn't do anything!
I didn't do anything, mom!
635
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:49,061
- Get in the house.
- I fucking hate you.
636
00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:51,689
You apologize, right now!
637
00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:55,318
Open them.
638
00:44:57,153 --> 00:45:01,157
- I knew it was a car.
- It's a sports utility vehicle.
639
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,413
You like it?
640
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,375
This is Eric's Jeep.
641
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:14,921
Oh, my god.
Is this Eric scatino's Jeep?
642
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,006
Yeah, but it's yours now.
643
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:22,011
- His dad sold it to you?
- Yeah, you know. Something like that.
644
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,722
What do you mean,
"something like that"?
645
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,016
You know.
646
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:35,566
Jesus, Tony.
647
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,152
She don't want it, fine.
648
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:41,405
I'll eat it before I give it back.
What am I, a sucker?
649
00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:45,201
What does Eric have to do with
his father? What'd he do to you?
650
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,454
The guy owed me money, and he did
the right thing offering the car.
651
00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:49,705
Yeah, right.
652
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,207
This is you talking.
653
00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:55,711
His wife's close to the brother-in-law
of the provost at Georgetown.
654
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,380
- The who?
- Oh, great.
655
00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,090
You want to act holier-than-thou?
656
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,841
Go ahead, but I'm not giving it back.
657
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,718
I'll sell that car to pussy.
658
00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:06,347
Then I'm gonna buy clothes and food
and shoes and cds...
659
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:10,393
And all the rest of the shit I've
been buying since you were born!
660
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,647
- Everything comes from the work I do!
- All right, Tony, that's enough.
661
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,651
A grown man made a wager. He lost.
662
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,654
He made another one. He lost again.
End of story.
663
00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:26,075
Take that high moral ground and go
sleep in the bus station if you want!
664
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,827
Oh, Jesus.
665
00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:13,789
Where?
666
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,875
A few rows back.
667
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,088
Tony.
668
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,967
I almost didn't make it.
Where's Janice?
669
00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:28,804
- Didn't I see those at the wake?
- That's funny.
670
00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:30,890
They're behind.
671
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:33,517
I'll see you after the show.
672
00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,711
Just keep thinking of Meadow.
673
00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:06,801
Eric, come on! Let's talk.
You're just gonna leave?
674
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,552
I thought you were my friend.
675
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,180
I am. I can't stop my dad
from selling it.
676
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:14,392
Your dad's a fucking asshole,
you know that?
677
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,227
He's a real low-life asshole.
678
00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:18,354
I suppose yours is innocent?
679
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:22,191
For your information, he gave it
to my dad. He didn't steal it.
680
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:26,779
You know what, Meadow?
Fuck you, fuck your gangster father...
681
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,281
And fuck this!
682
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:36,705
(Door slamming)
683
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,084
Welcome, everyone, to cabaret night.
684
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:44,046
As we are recording tonight's show,
we 'd like to remind everyone:
685
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:47,466
Please, no talking, no pictures
or videotaping.
686
00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:51,220
And please remember to turn off
those pagers and cell phones.
687
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,098
If you think you may need a lozenge...
688
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,268
May we suggest that now
would be the time to unwrap it...
689
00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:00,354
As opposed to during
the performance.
690
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,483
Program notes: In the second act,
"sun and moon"...
691
00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:09,321
To be performed by Eric scatino
and Meadow soprano, has been canceled.
692
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:12,908
Regretfully, Mr. Scatino will not be
performing tonight.
693
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:16,120
Instead, Ms. Soprano
will perform a solo...
694
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:20,916
Singing "my heart will go on,"
the theme song from Titanic.
695
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,501
Enjoy the show.
696
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:26,213
That's a lucky break.
I wonder what happened.
697
00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,767
(Applause )
698
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:47,359
(Singing)
699
00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:54,492
(Pop song playing)
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