All language subtitles for La Boda de Valentina (2018) AMZN

[romantic music]

[siren]

[hubbub]

[Jason] Ey.

Valentina.

[exclamation]

[shutter]

WOULD YOU MARRY ME?

[violin music]

[rampage]

Valentina H. González.

[rampage]

[exclamation]

- Yes ma'am. - [laughter]

- [applause] - [screams]

[violin music]

[guitar music]

[piano music]

[news music]

The Hidalgo.

The awkward family from Mexico.

Represents the Mexican Party

of "Austerity".

And look at nothing else,

in full electoral stage,

the little jewel that they just gave us.

You peel it for me! And you and you!

- Hey Hey hey. - And all of you,

balls of assholes!

Son, who hangs ...

Take away the cell phone from your pendant ...!

Let's go! Fuck everyone!

Are you recording, man? Do I look good?

Do you want to record? Record me is ...

What audacity of this bastard.

And in case we did not know who this beautiful character was,

he tells us himself. Okay...

He yells it at us.

I'm a Hidalgo, asshole! You peel it for me.

- To review, young man. - Revision?

- i¡No, guüey! - i¡Ya, guüey!

He is Bernardo Hidalgo.

Son of Demetrio Hidalgo.

Currently candidate for leadership

From Mexico City

by the Mexican Party of Austerity.

And so,

they understand austerity.

Let me.

i¡No, no, no!

- i¡Ah! - i¡Ya!

[reporter] This car has a market value

of more than five million pesos.

What do you want?

Is crying.

I'm mexican.

Lord Lagrimita we are going to put this one.

[reporter] After this video was broadcast

on social networks, they already baptized him

as Lord Lagrimita.

- Yeah, you bastard! - Give to me...

[shock]

Oye,

put it on again, please.

It has to be respected.

I was not drinking.

"I was not drinking."

They hit me with my shoe.

Hey, hey, what's up? It was already good.

Run to the car.

Come over here.

I just came jogging

and I left my car parked there.

It's going to fall, come here.

No no no. That awful.

What audacity of this family.

The "Lord Lagrimita" scandal

puts very low in polls

to Demetrio Hidalgo.

And his chances of being Head of Government

they seem more and more distant.

My dad is Demetrio Hidalgo!

- We are going to ... - And one day it will be

Head of Government and they are going to peel me!

Friends, we are with Adrián Corcuera,

candidate for the Head of Government

for the Family Meeting party.

Adrián is the strongest rival

scored by Demetrio Hidalgo. Adrián, good afternoon, how are you?

- Very good, Chumel. - Hey, and what do you think

- about all this? - I am outraged!

Truly outraged.

This is one of the long list

scandals of the Hidalgo family.

Are we going to forget that they have Aunt Luzevelia

in jail for diversion of funds?

Don Fidel Hidalgo,

currently under investigation

for his shady business at customs,

for now he cannot enter the United States.

Oralia Hidalgo.

Yes, the eccentric and pretty ex-beauty Miss,

is married to the candidate.

And she runs the party.

She was a beauty queen.

Today, she charges as her campaign manager.

What family jewels.

- Don't worry, we're going to make you ... - Look, fucking bean,

I'm saving them for you, you son of a bitch!

No, how outrageous. These are bullshit.

- They're bullshit. - I'm exasperated with this.

I'm irritated

- I'm ... - Aha, you're frizzy.

You're irate, est--

It's amazing that they call themselves

the Austerity Party and manage more budget

of what remains of CONADE every time we go to the Olympics.

No, don't tell me anymore, huh?

They really are the same corrupt politicians as always.

They just change the name of the party.

I mean, it's time to change things.

Not to park.

To advance!

Not to back down ...

To go to the forefront.

All this while Demetrio Hidalgo,

still the only candidate

that you have not submitted your wealth declaration.

The only candidate

that you have not submitted your wealth declaration.

Indeed. And now we are seeing precisely why.

Now we can imagine why.

And it is that, how to explain

that the candidate of the Mexican Austerity Party

has a son who, drunk,

make a fuss in the street

and driving a multi-million dollar car ...

[knock]

Well, are you an asshole or what?

Yes.

Not right now, please.

Ne ... Where's Rosita?

I need chilaquiles or something first. Waiting.

We invite Demetrio Hidalgo that once and for all

file a declaration of assets.

But transparent, sir.

As a springbreaker blouse, it looks all over.

This is the one that amuses me the most.

Oh yeah. Chiquita, that's fine.

- Leave it alone. - [voices sounds]

[rap music]

[rap music]

[chuckled]

♪ Me la pelas. Pe, pe, pe ♪

To all this, the declaration of assets

even the independent woman has a better chance than me.

- Ay ... - Uta.

[office hubbub]

[phone ringing]

[knock]

The best thing is that I withdraw my candidacy.

That?

[spits] What?

Forgive me, Demetrio but,

don't say blowjobs.

Let's put a little warm

to Corcuera and to Chumel

- And with that we fix ... - No, we are not going to put

a little warm up to anyone, dad!

That is from another century!

They can give it the warmth or not.

But we are in a fart, we are in a fart.

Okay. Okey, Okey.

I know what we are going to do.

Why don't we change the name of the party?

Again.

We have already been blue, we have already been brown.

- We already went purple. - Purple.

That was my favorite.

What other fucking color do you want us to be?

- What other fucking color? - Dad, I'm indisposed.

Un, a name-borrower.

We just need a name-borrower

for goods.

Well, there is that Fernández.

- Angel! - Well, that one.

But Angelito is not one of the family.

But it could be.

I'm marrying Valentina!

- It can work, man. - No no no.

No way. No no no.

Hey, uh ... Well, time, uh ...

Well, sorry, but I'm not understanding

nothing they're talking about.

I did not understand. I don't know, what if ...

Let's see, mijito.

I'm going to explain it to you with pears and apples, okay?

All your father's assets,

They are in the name of you and your sister Valentina.

If we marry your sister to AÁngel Fernández,

and we put all the goods in your name,

Well then yes, we would have a patrimonial declaration

presentable, so well, well, what a great cat.

Did you understand Hey?

[grumble] Obvious.

Well, explained like this, it is totally different.

Communicate with Urquidi.

[Luzevelia] I will fix this right now.

That I just, who is my baby?

Like? What a hottie, huh.

[Luzevelia] What we need

It's, uh, the papers that they got married!

And look, now.

No, no, if it's simple. Like all the jobs we do,

So, simple ones. Yes.

It will not affect you at all.

[office noise]

- [murmurs] - [speaker]

Your last name is Martínez.

I'm sorry, I do not speak Spanish.

- [murmurs] - [speaker]

That?

Let's see.

[paper rustle]

[snarl]

[snarl]

Through this document,

the Mexican Party of Austerity,

publishes the declaration of assets

of the candidate Demetrio Hidalgo and his family.

[reporter] How do we know he's not hiding anything?

We invite the media

to do their research work.

And they can attest to the legality of this document.

In addition,

I would like to inform you that the sports car

or semi-sports in which my son,

Bernardo Hidalgo was found,

Is not him.

- Not mine either. - [murmurs]

[Jazz music]

No, they don't even fuck anymore, Rosita.

Oh my Vale, don't talk like that.

Look at marrying your daughter behind your back,

I mean, this is low even for him.

Well, it's in the middle of the campaign, mija.

And now, after your brother's video.

Half brother.

I don't care what stupid Bernardo does.

And his campaign is better for me mothers.

Typical of the few-eggs of AÁngel.

I mean, lend yourself to something like that.

Ay, mijita, how can you not leave?

He's an asshole, Rosita.

- [dead line tone] - Okay?

- [trots] - [barks]

[panting]

[sigh]

[exhales]

[exclamation]

[forced laughter]

[flute music]

[squawks]

[comforting music]

[classic rock music]

[Angel] Valentina.

Wife.

Don't suck.

I'm also very happy to see you.

How are you?

Valentina.

Angel, what are you doing?

- Stand up. - I'm not going to stop until

- tell me yes. - Stand up, you bastard, stand up.

Ah well, so yeah. Ah ...

Where are you going, Valentina?

- What are you doing? - Calling for a taxi.

You are not in New York.

Miss, no taxis stop here.

In federal crime zone.

Ah! Is that a crime?

Look how curious that this is a crime.

- Valentina, let me help you. - Sight,

let you have one thing very clear.

I did not come here to get muddied in their filth.

I came for my divorce paper and I'm leaving.

- Let me help you with the suitcase. - No.

- I. I. - Lower the ...

That I. I'm seriously telling you that I can do it alone.

No, don't even think you're going to open the door for me.

[snarl]

[salsa music]

Well, get on!

How do you see it?

Women.

- From here you ... - And don't talk.

[engine noise]

[mambo music]

[engine accelerates]

And that?

i¡AÁngel!

Ah, can I talk now?

[laughter]

Weren't we going to my dad's house?

Welcome.

[azote]

My ok!

i¡Rosita!

Thank you.

Oh, nice to see you.

I did miss you, mind you.

And that?

It is that there have been many changes, my girl.

You see? With that now

somo is the Mexican Austerity Party.

- Are? - I'm no longer a nanny,

Now I am a regional leader. As you see?

[laughter]

- But pass him, pass him. - Thanks.

No, he stays here.

Rosita, I'm going to entrust a lot to my wife.

What a pleasure it is to see you together again.

- Oh yeah. Bawd. - Me too.

- Come on. - You're welcome, skinny.

[laughter]

[starts engine]

[city noises]

[Rosa] Those go to Miguel Hidalgo.

[office hubbub]

They are finance.

[Rosa] The second is the one Oralia likes.

And through here, we enter the house.

I can't believe they live above the game.

Did they even bring the cacti at the entrance, Rosita?

Your room too, my Vale.

Yes, I'm going to take your things, mija.

Thank you.

[Demetrio] Mijita.

Welcome to your house.

I see they moved out.

Sacrifices that the family has had to make.

And when are you family here?

Oh no, sure. Very easy, right?

Go to the United States and talk about family.

Look look. You shut up, Miss Oaxaca.

Jalisco. Miss Jalisco.

Yes.

Miss Jalisco.

[clears throat]

We can talk?

[Valentina] What is all this circus, dad?

Weren't you going to retire?

What happened to you

I always wanted to be the Head of Government.

That was years ago!

But now I can. Oralia has good ideas.

Oh yeah? As which?

How do you paint your hair?

For example, she handles public opinion very well.

She handles you very well.

Please, Valentina.

Why don't you see it as an opportunity

to help your country?

I help enough, thank you.

In Africa, and here what?

Haiti, not Africa.

To Africa, Haiti, it's the same!

You are a person who can serve the party.

That can make a difference in the game.

Your mom would have loved it.

Don't put my mom in this.

Dad, I can't be married.

What is the problem with being married?

It is only a legal procedure and for a few days.

Unless you want to marry someone else.

[sigh]

[piano music]

You're getting married.

[exhales]

What an asshole.

- [glass tapping] - [liquid pouring out]

[pounding]

When? With who?

His name is Jason.

And just to know, when were you going to tell me?

Dad, it's a very small wedding, I mean.

[exhales]

Forgive me, my Vale.

Right now I solve this.

[ringtone]

Communicate with Urquidi.

Father...

Father.

- Yes, sir, say. - Urquidi, I need you to go see

Luzevelia's godson.

Mother whore, it's okay.

Ok what?

- All right, hang up. - No, it is not necessary.

- I'll fix it. - Let's see,

I'm telling you that I'm going to help you.

- [hit] - [dead line]

How long?

How long what?

How long do you want me to be married?

I'm not going to be married to Angel.

Until the campaign ends.

[man] Graduate. Graduate, good evening.

Graduate, good evening. I could... ?

[woman] Nájera, smile to the right. Here.

[hubbub]

- Your name? - Valentina Hidalgo.

From Fernández, please.

Welcome.

[man] AÁngel and Valentina, a photo here, please.

- Smile my love. - [man] A little photo.

[hubbub]

[shutters]

Corcuera and ...

Come in, please.

[man] Licenciado Corcuera, for this side please.

[hubbub]

- Good night. - Your name?

Teresa González.

[receptionist] M ... Not on the list.

Poor woman. She doesn't know what she's getting into.

I am the independent candidate.

Step aside hippiosa, okay?

It's a shame, huh? Because if your dad

it wasn't on the ballot, I did vote for it.

[hubbub]

Happy guys. They are married.

[man] The photo here please.

[snarl]

OK thanks.

Oh, I can't stand it.

Hey, explain one thing to me, okay?

Are you serious with a gringo?

Are you serious that after three years of not seeing me,

Is that the only thing you are going to ask me?

Okay. You are right. Sorry.

[hubbub]

Look no more. The triumph of the proletariat.

Siqueiros would be so proud.

Why did you lend yourself to this?

Eh, ey.

Suck free, what not?

- Do not play the fool. - Okay.

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Why did you lend yourself to this little show

that they will marry you to me?

Are you seriously asking me that?

I owe my life to your dad.

If he had asked me to marry Bernardo,

I do too, huh?

- Well, they would make a better couple, mind you. - Surely.

- Wow! - Well, well.

But if it is the couple of the year.

Valentina Hidalgo placeholder image

and the Socialist Junior.

Who could have said it?

[clears throat]

The twists and turns of life, right?

Know? This guy is the worst match

than the one your dad has.

[laughs]

[inhales]

How are the social works going?

Well.

In fact, good that you ask, mind you.

because I was going to send you an invitation to the foundation.

- Do not tell me. - Yes.

And why am I going to want to go to something as disastrous as that, eh?

Because we have an excellent program of ...

...rehabilitation. I mean, I still give you the price of a friend.

- That was a long time ago. - A lot.

- A lot. - A lot.

Uh, actually, he does know where it is.

He's the one you ordered to break my windows, right?

- I will break your face. - Hey, Tonito.

It's not worth it.

That face,

not worth breaking.

Word kills little face, dad.

[remedando] Me, me, me, me.

Senator. Excuse me.

OÓrale, man. Do you want me to remove you from here to zapes or what?

Ya, AÁngel. Ya, ya, ya.

You are just like them.

[woman] ¡AÁngel! Little Angel!

- Hey! - What's up?

I leave you. Bye.

Voucher. Hello daughter.

- [woman] How are you? - [Angel] Okay ...

Why didn't you tell us you had already arrived?

Well, I didn't know they were going to be here. They would have told me.

[Jazz music]

There's a cat locked up here, Toñito.

- Yes. It's full of cats. - No, you idiot!

I want you to find out everything you can.

About your marriage.

Wow!

Nobody sees my stupid face.

Yes.

See where is this Mr. Siqueiros

I want to greet you.

[hubbub]

Those Hidalgo are capable of anything, Chumel.

Even fixing marriages.

Let's see, are you saying here

that the marriage between Valentina Hidalgo

and the...

[outbreak]

- Oh ... - [bubbling]

- [TV noise] - [Jason] Speak up if you can.

[dead line]

Let's see, let's see. What's wrong?

Can't you see that I'm having breakfast?

With champagne? Who do you think you are? Kenny West?

Let me explain something to you, it's ...

- ... Kanye West. - I'm good mothers.

me too! Claro.

Right, with dignity. Happy Yes.

[all] iMexican Party of Austerity!

- What are you doing? - It's for the people

We need to improve the image of the party.

Taking pictures with Lupita and Mary?

Yes. So they can see that we are close to the people.

[scream]

[woman] You old pig! Not that!

Take off, what's wrong with you?

Grandpa, what are you doing?

[babbling]

You ... your dad asked me to interview the secretaries

and Bernardo lent me a video to ...

I don't want to know what Bernardo taught you.

Neta, pa. I don't understand what kind of dictatorship we are living in.

I mean, I don't understand humble ideas either ...

Oh, Rosita.

Can you take the lady to the exit please?

Sure, leave it to me.

Thank you.

Oralia, can you come, please?

And my secretary?

Who is going to bring me a secretary like that?

[everyone talks]

Having a secretary is very important to me.

Stop. What happens to them?

Together in the game, right now!

Demetrio Hidalgo is a criminal.

He is a criminal, he is a thief, he is a hoax.

Farfafán is not even a word, Adrián.

Sure it is. Faker and charlatan.

There is no such word! It is not synonymous, man.

[knock]

- Okay. - You motherfucker!

- What happens? - What's wrong with Chumel, huh?

- Let's see. - [everyone talks]

Let's see, let's see! Let one thing be very clear.

If I'm going to lend myself to this little show

It's not for us to lose to this asshole.

So let's start with the meaning of austerity.

It seems that in this house no one understands.

Okay.

Okay starting with you, Bernardo. So shut up and sit down.

[resplido]

Oh, or am I going to annul my marriage and you stay on the street, huh?

I mean, we don't have to get to that either.

We can all do our part, right?

From now on the champagne is over, the Lamborghinis.

Russian secretaries. The jewerly.

The treadmills in jail and the Skype, man.

More misery.

What's up with you, dad?

What makes Demetrio Hidalgo different from the other candidates?

The garbage business.

Unconditional support from the union.

i¡No!

Oh well, also his friendship with Mijares.

Oh, and dance very rich.

[AÁngel] Your dad knows how to approach people.

Corcuera no.

Oh your husband.

What are you doing here?

I invited him.

[Demetrio] I think you can help us.

We don't need help, dad.

- Mmm ... - [sigh]

But you are right.

Now there are going to be real changes

in this family.

Ah ... but, we can keep Rosita, right?

Rosita, don't worry.

[office hubbub]

Oh, how cool.

They are indigenous looms.

They're very beatiful. Let's go.

Grandpa, this is Gladys. Your new secretary.

So that you learn to channel all that beautiful energy that you bring.

So that now you are close to people.

They will teach you how to do them.

With Miyagi? Really?

[Demetrio] Good morning, citizens of Mexico City.

Forgive the redundancy. Before the Federal District,

now, Mexico City.

Therefore, the Mexican Austerity Party

works...

... in this beautiful place

which is called the deer park.

And don't tell me on the corner.

[derision]

[suspended music]

[yogi] We raise arms, at shoulder height.

We bend elbows, sink a board into the water.

We bend our knees.

Second exercise. We raise our hands

we open, we press.

[metallic noise]

Good morning, my lady.

- We're from the party ... - Oh, now!

Don't be kidding!

Mmm...

Good afternoon, Doña Irma.

[metallic noise]

Ah, Angelito, what a miracle!

- Like this lady? - How I thank you

that has given the opportunity to millet in its foundation.

- Thanks a lot. - Hey, here's the candidate

and your daughter want to ask you some questions, can you?

But what questions?

If every six years they promise and never fulfill.

And what have they promised?

[Irma] Mmm... i¡Ufta!

Look, to begin with.

Do you see all these street vendors?

Well, in the other block there are more.

And that they were going to remove them, right?

Well no, they don't remove them.

And they don't even let the gas pass.

Not the garbage.

Well, not even the pipe.

Hey, we're out of water. i For weeks!

i¡Y se mean!

And they shit!

Son of...

Here is what I tell you! Let's see!

That nopalera is not going to let that truck pass.

[rampage]

Young people!

I ask you the favor that you pick up your positions

and raise them to the sidewalk, in the most attentive way.

You heard, companions. Collect everything

Hey, carnal, he's just asking you to respect the law.

- That is all. - Oh yeah?

And that? Does the law just apply to us?

What about them?

Train your cars, park them all over the colony.

They pass at full speed. Nobody tells them anything.

Just because they have money.

[hubbub]

[whistles]

So good, my boy, let's go.

[siren]

[Demetrio] Come on.

[siren]

i¡Dale!

i¡Dale! i¡AÁndale!

Let's go.

[siren]

Pray yes, candidate.

[applause]

Go away, comrades!

Get everything on the sidewalks! Come on, pray to him. He.

[seller] OÓrale. Quick, go.

[hubbub]

[applause]

- Thank you very much, candidate. - [shutter]

- Thanks thanks. - [seller] Come on.

[applause]

- [seller] OÓrale. - Well, Demetrius, huh?

Thank you.

[Chumel] The videos of the candidate Demetrio Hidalgo

with his daughter Valentina they have gone viral.

And surprisingly,

a few hours from the closing of campaigns

Demetrio Hidalgo is the one who "leads" the polls.

[knock]

[tires rattle]

[exhales]

[door knock]

[start computer]

[snarl]

[click]

HIDALGO MEXICO FAMILY

Five million visits.

Your dad is trending.

[man] We're going for the people. Pray yes, candidate.

Pray to him, companions. To get everything on the sidewalk.

- What are you doing? - We have something pending, right?

No, Angel. Stand up.

- Now, don't start. - Sh. Valentina Hidalgo,

Do you love yourself

divorce me?

[hubbub]

What an idiot you are.

You have officially stopped being my wife.

Okay.

I agree.

We celebrated?

I can't, I have to go with my friends.

- Well ... - [suppressed laugh]

[laugh] Don't believe it!

Sale.

[electronic music]

One two...

...three.

i¡Ay!

- i¡Sh! - [risa]

Health.

[laughter]

[hubbub]

- Mmm... - i¡Ah!

Taste.

I still remember when you opened chelas with your teeth.

Do you remember how your mouth was that day?

Oh, don't be exaggerated.

You broke a tooth just to show him

To everyone who didn't need help from the waiter.

Do you remember that I pointed my phone at you in that bottle?

Yes. Yes I remember.

We haven't forgotten about you here, huh?

Valentina Hidalgo.

[electronic music]

Did you keep it?

What do you think?

Oh, it is obvious not.

You bring a ...

- Come closer. - That?

That?

i¡Ya ...!

[laughter]

I can't believe you remember those things.

I mean, with all the old ones you must have.

Oh please. Which old ones?

Ay, "how old."

[imitating voice] Ay, Angel, come. Come on.

Those girls work with me at the foundation.

Ah, the foundation! Yes, it's true, you told me that at the foundation.

- Of course. I'm a fool. - If you went to the foundation one day.

- Ay. - Ay.

And you, what did I do with that little number

"I'm going to marry a gringo"?

- It's not a number. - Oh no?

- Oh, you are going to tell me that you are in love. - Obviously, man.

Oh yeah?

So you have everything ready for your wedding, right?

You already tried on the dress, the cake is ready,

and everything, chingón. [laughter]

No, that doesn't matter to you.

Well, you're right.

- I do not mind. - Pos no.

You have always done what you want.

- Yes, yes. - Pos keep doing.

And that's exactly what I'm doing, what I feel like, mind you.

There is.

You are angry already.

- I shit you do that. - I know you.

[imitates] "Oh, I'm already mad, I'm leaving."

Or not?

Well yes, you do know me. Yes, I'm leaving.

- Matched. - Valentina, is that,

I'm playing. Valentina.

[electronic music]

[pop music]

Hey, sorry.

- Will you have a cigarette to give me? - Of course.

Thanks a lot.

[Valentina] Thanks, huh?

What are you doing?

I want to smoke.

I love you.

And you don't know me.

You don't know me anymore.

I know you better than you.

And I know that you are afraid. [laughter]

Look, how funny.

The one who was afraid to compromise.

[resplido]

I was in another fart.

Oh, and that justifies you being a bastard.

Accept it.

Accept that you are afraid.

Your family scares you.

You are afraid to stay to solve the problems you have here.

And you'd rather run to the United States.

And I scare you.

- Are you scared of me? - AHA.

Do you want to see the fear that you give me?

[kiss sound]

Now...

- [screams] - [exclamations]

- No what?

Oh, are you no longer catching a wedding?

No, I'm not 20 anymore.

It scares you.

[mimics cacareo]

Friend.

["You do me so much good" sounds from Dangerous Friendships]

No.

It is destiny.

Okay. [risa]

[music intensifies]

["You do me so much good" sounds from Dangerous Friendships]

♪ They make me go further

♪ See you run

♪ See you ask me for more

[music fades]

[continues background song]

[cheering] Kiss, kiss!

[all] Kiss!

- [whistles] - [cheers]

- [Angel] And there ... - [laugh]

- [Angel] I don't know ... - Get off it.

[laughter]

Ya, menso, ya. See you tomorrow.

[AÁngel] Everything okay?

[Valentina] Oh, i¡Jason!

What up?

[laughter]

- It's the fucking gringo! - Yes!

[laughter]

[chuckle]

Yes. [Laugh]

[chuckle]

Mmm...

[Angel] Okay, I already ...

- That Father. - Bye.

- Thanks. - Bye.

How did you do it? How did you get there?

[whistle]

[laughter]

[Valentina] A little bit.

- [blender motor] - [both] Oh!

[babbling]

Oh my quesadilla.

[babbling]

- [groan] - [kissing]

Jum.

[pounding]

[Don Fidel] i¡Yanqui!

[heavy breathing]

- They robbed us of Texas and now, - Grandpa!

- What do you want to steal, eh? - Leave my boyfriend alone.

Hey? Add it up.

- [exhales] - Sorry.

Good Morning.

[laughter]

[speaker on the street]

[quejido]

Good morning, hello, daughter.

They canceled us

the place where we were going to get married.

Yes?

In Mexico.

Oh.

Ah! As in your 15.

- In Fine Arts? - Okay,

a little more austere.

[awkward laugh]

[clears throat]

[exhales]

[laughter]

[Valentina] You have to be more conscientious, Oralia.

I tell you? Too bad you didn't like it

how I dressed, really. But I won't run away

to change right now, right? Or what am I going to do?

Engineer's plane?

That? Did you want us to bring her on charter?

If we are not farmers either, huh?

Don't you see what this says about our family?

From our country?

Well, I don't know what ...

... do we know how to give a warm welcome?

- Oralia. - Eh.

If anyone finds out

that I'm going to marry another man before the elections,

mothers everything is worth.

What if the press finds out?

Nobody is going to find out, nobody.

We are going to have a small wedding and that's it.

Well...

Well, I'll take care of ...

... to lock up your dearest Tates.

- Please, I know ... - Valentina, relax.

- Hi! - Hello.

[laughter]

[engine starts]

Sight.

U-turn.

Bye, trip.

Again?

- Hey, we can already ... - [joke]

- Sir? - [groans]

Toño.

Toñito.

I think I have something very good for him.

[TV sounds]

[clears throat]

[music from TV]

Good, good.

[Western mourning music]

Oh God.

[mourning music]

[Oralia] They have a problem with their factories.

This mother-in-law of yours came out splendid for her jewelry

but for the rest, he does not drop a penny.

- And how do you know? - It's too much.

You have to be well informed in this life, my dear.

Yes, the signal is terrible.

We are working on that.

Hey really

Could you go talk somewhere else?

[laughter]

What do you want, you bastard?

[laughs]

- Talk to you. - No way.

Well, I can stay here and ...

... talk to her for a bit.

- What are you doing here, huh? - I'll give you half an hour.

No.

Thirty minutes.

Let's go.

[resplido]

[Bernardo] What?

Please could you stop? I'm in the middle of something here.

Yes? Thanks a lot.

... what gave it to me in that chair?

- You do not understand Spanish? - These bastards.

- Don't suck. - AHA.

♪ You do me so much good

♪ La, la, la

Ah, for me?

- What happened, skinny? - [Valentina] I need a stoppage.

- Have you entertain Jason. - No I can not.

- I have to go to the foundation. - Oh, well, let me accompany you.

- And from there you take it to tour. - [snort]

Ah, now I also have to take him sightseeing.

[Valentina] Yes, come on, please.

- Hey, don't take anything. - Ah, don't drink.

[Valentina] So take him to a museum or something.

- You wouldn't have told me. - Oh no. Angel ...

[knock]

Hey, yeah, hey.

Yes, it's me.

Okay. [risa]

- Love you. - I already hung up on him.

He had already hung up on him.

And how is married life going?

I see you don't have your ring.

Which one? East?

I wonder what Melanie Tate would say

that the beloved representative of her foundation,

is involved in a family scandal.

What a scandal?

According to the declaration of assets,

Of your family,

I earn more in a week

of what your daddy earns in a year.

Well, how lucky you are, right?

What did you come back for?

You weren't like that.

- Here, the young man is going to pay the bill. - Of course.

Overall, he earns more than my entire family.

I know what you will do, Valentina.

The Hidalgos always fall.

Always!

[bustle]

That is Aunt Margarita.

[exotic music]

[click]

[trumpet music]

[classical music]

Yes?

How are we doing with the toy?

- [horn] - [engine accelerates]

- I good! - [shrill music]

How do you see my ship?

No man, since I saw you on the video, I fell in love with this baby.

- Do not tell me. - And you too, huh?

- M, thank you. - [engine roar]

Why don't you ride the fart?

Hmm ... they cut your card, right, bro?

- Hey! Come on, handsome. - [engine roar]

- Hey, I'll give you a ride. - No thanks.

- Come on, we're not in Amsterdam. - [engine roar]

i¡OÓrale! i¡Eh!

- [laugh] - [shrill music]

What's the matter with you, asshole?

- Who the fuck are you feeling, you bastard? - [siren]

Poli, did you see how I ...?

I only saw that you threw the bike on him,

Lord Lagrimita.

We don't want another little scene.

- Or if? - What the fuck do you want, you bastard?

What the fuck do you want?

His family has new little gringo friends.

I just want you to tell me everything.

I am not going to tell you anything. And stop recording, asshole!

No way, officer.

Officer, take it away.

Damn, I didn't fucking do anything to you!

You saw how he attacked me!

Your word against mine.

Lord Lagrimita.

What the fuck do you want to know?

Don't touch me!

[police radio]

- Yeah, damn it. - Sh.

Tell me, who are the gringos?

[bustle]

[happy music]

All this just in paint?

Well of course, my dire,

you know that here pure Picasso.

They won't be using it for anything else, right?

Nah, how do you think?

Go to the winery with Gerardo, please, right?

Yes.

- What's up, guys? There has been? - What's up?

When are you coming to box or what fart?

- i¡Oh! - i¡Ey!

When they finish the mural, huh?

If so they were to work.

Reten me to dance, man, anger.

- There they do cross her. - Ay ay ay.

- See you tomorrow. - Comes out.

Girls, this is Jason.

Hello, girls.

Hi Jason.

[hubbub]

[bustle of the city]

[exhales]

[cumbia music]

Rodolfo.

What happened, man? You have abandoned me.

[glass clink]

Thank you.

- No thanks. - Hey.

[cumbia]

So, bareback. Come on.

[thud]

[clears]

[clears throat]

[snarl]

[thud]

[man] Show him who's boss.

- Pray, teach him that you can. - Try it.

- Bring the touches. "Touch-touch, guero?"

- [laugh] - [man] Go ahead, hump.

Touches-touches. Cheer up, man. They are therapeutic.

[man] Get him there. Cheer up.

They are therapeutic.

As far as you tell me, huh?

[running music]

[scream]

i¡Oralia! i¡Ah!

What are you doing?

- [screams] - [hit]

[laughter]

And you what?

How about the comadres?

[laughs]

- [scream] - [rock music]

[rampage]

[vitoreo]

That, huh.

i¡Oh!

- He held 10! - Oh!

[man] The guüero held 10, huh?

It held on for 10, huh?

- The guüero held 10. - The guüero ...

[laughs]

- [man] One more. - [scream]

- One more. - No, yeah, man.

- Both at the same time. - [audience] One more, one more.

No, I already have to take it home, man.

Yes Yes.

No, man, now

[quejido]

[vitoreo]

[man] Don't leave yourself, carnal.

[rampage]

[rampage]

Give me that shit, you bastard.

[vitoreo]

[man] Come on, throw him out.

Whoever gets loose first pays the bill, you bastard.

Oh...

Pinche guüero peels it for me.

[man] There he goes. To the three.

One two...

[suena "Tequila" de The Champs]

[Screams]

Pray yes, you won.

[Screams]

Moon, guey.

We let go just like that. at the?

- You let go. - No, ah.

Ay, yes he beat you, don't do it.

You shut up, you bastard, huh?

- What is he saying? - You won.

No, man, that's it. Bring the bill, Rodolfo.

That's enough.

["El Santo, el cavernario" from La Sonora Santanera plays]

[vitoreo]

[Screams]

In your geta, oriental!

[Jason] This is it!

The rude, the rude!

[rampage]

Lend me your sister!

Give him his mother, you bastard!

You are a bad fighter!

Give him his mother!

- Aha, to egg, man! - Eggs.

Give him his mother!

Give him his mother!

Chingue your mother, you asshole!

[laughter]

- No, come ... - Hey, fagot!

and Marica!

Your mother is a whore!

[silence]

It was worth mother.

Repeat what you told my mom, you bastard.

[band music]

But you are very pedantic, let's go to your room.

[babbling]

Come, I'll take you, here.

What fart with the pair of teporochitas?

No, well, who was going to say?

Ay! Little silence, you don't know the day I had, dad.

¿Un whiskisito?

Come on, I did it. One.

[mariachi shouts]

[screams and grunts]

[Valentina] Where were they?

- What did you do to him? - Nothing

Excellent, very excellent.

I drank tequila! Tequila!

- [babbles] - [laughs]

- Fighter ... fighter. - Fighter.

There it was worth mother.

You are from here, you are compa.

What did you give to suck this guy?

- Tequila, little bit. - Guüero?

A little.

Yo, guüero, guero.

I would have seen how the guüero bit a fighter

and did not let go.

I take him to his room.

You're not going to undress here, you bastard!

- Does it make you fat? - [laughter]

Yes.

[Kisses]

You're at your house, huh?

Thanks, Demetrio.

You're not going to kiss me, you bastard. You are not going to kiss me.

♪ The cockroach, the--

You're not going to touch the cockroach either!

[babbling]

My house is your house!

- This bastard. - [trumpet]

[soft music]

Does the madrazo look good?

[soft music]

Thank you.

Why?

Well, for walking it, for taking care of it,

for defending him in the struggles.

Rather, he defended me.

Chuck Norris looked like the guy.

You still didn't have to do everything you did.

Thank you.

I haven't partied in a long time.

I already needed it.

Besides I know you.

And I know that to you, Jason is roe.

No, it's not roe.

I swear I liked him.

And he loves you.

Makes you happy.

That's what matters, right?

Ay, ya, AÁngel.

As?

Ya bastard.

As?

Well, it stops being such a good fart.

Everyone stops liking me now

stop speaking well of my boyfriend because you do not help at all.

Help with what?

I am happy in the United States.

That good.

I love my work.

I love that there is no noise,

I love being away from my family

of family scandals.

I am calm.

What a chingón!

Then I come here and ...

And I love the noise

I love being with my family

and I love being with you.

There are things that do not change.

The world!

I'll take care of it!

[Screams]

There are other things that yes, no.

[Screams]

Everything under control!

I'm going to help my dad.

[sentimental music]

[piano music]

[sentimental music]

[seller] I buy mattresses!

[distance seller]

i¡Ah!

i¡Ey! Jason.

Stone bird.

¿Ah?

[babbling]

[cell phone vibrating]

Aunt! What are we left? No more Skype.

Turn on the television right now.

Oh no! Oh no, now what ?!

Hurry up!

i'm going!

[retching]

! Ro, Rosita, one of, of these things from the ...!

[retching]

I'm coming!

[suspended music]

Hello, what channel?

Hey, hey, hey, hey! What's wrong?

And in this country reality always surpasses fiction

because, Mexico, now it turns out that the Hidalgo

Whore mother!

they married AÁngel Fernández with Valentina

to be able to present your patrimonial declaration.

... Jason Tate, heir to Tatech Industries,

I had no idea--

Mother whore.

What happened guüero? Who are you coming to see or what?

All this was corroborated, nothing more and nothing less

that by iBernardo Hidalgo! That's how it is.

[TV noise]

No no no no no. It was not so.

No no no. It was not exactly like that.

What happens is that me.

You know, it wasn't my fault

I was going, I was riding my bike,

and then he showed up with my Lambo--

You're an idiot, Bernardo!

[noise on TV]

[noise on TV]

[tarareo]

Good, good.

[Valentina] Jason.

i¡Lo rudo, lo rudo, lo rud--!

Jason, what the--! Do something!

What, what, what do I do?

Rosita, we have a problem here!

[grunts and screams]

[grunts and groans]

Hey, hey, stay still! and you...!

What now! No!

[Screams]

My jicamas, man!

What's happening here?

- [Valentina] i¡Jason, ya! - [Bernardo] i¡Guey, ya!

i¡Devuélveme mi AÁlamo!

Who is the poplar?

[grandfather] Give me back my AÁlamo!

Ah, grandfather, grandfather!

- Do something, Bernardo! - What do I do?

i¡Ey, ey, ey!

Quiet, still, still!

i¡ Ey, no, ya!

Quiet, now!

- Ya--- [Oralia] i¡Ay Bernardito!

[AÁngel] Sorry, man,

[heavy breathing]

Of everyone I expected less of you, Angelito.

- I was the wave. - No! Guüey.

I got out of hand guüey, sorry.

[heavy breathing]

- You see what you're doing, you bastard? - [Valentina] Ya!

i¡Ya, ya, ya, AÁngel, ya!

[AÁngel] Ya, already talk to him!

- Why do not you let me--? - Go away!

- What better--? - Fuck you!

Chingón.

What happened to you?

What do you explain hija to you.

- [groan] - [scream]

I already know how I'm going to solve this fucking fart!

Not right now, dad.

I'm going to sue the bastard Chumel for defamation!

For the last time ... stop getting into my life, damn it!

Whore mother!

[sentimental music]

[bang]

Melanie.

[sarcastic laugh]

Okay.

Valentina Hidalgo.

[bang]

[street noise]

[dial tone]

Or tell him to come down, tell him to come down, here I wait

here his mother gave him birth. Hey?

- What a fool you are. - Yes, since you were not beaten

truth?

Well, he even grabbed me careless.

I came to say hello and ... Oh, see, see, Marco?

Look me in the eye when I talk to you about loss.

[instrumental music]

[rocket thunder]

And now?

[alert beeps]

Forty workers trapped.

Guatemalans and Mexicans.

- In the mother. - And they want to sue them.

--Ey, ey, no. --Ya, ya, ya.

- Now what, what now? - What about you?

Waiting for your son-in-law, the fagot down.

- Let the fagot come down. - Yes, what are you going to do?

What goes! Here to see if it is so Chuck Norris,

He woke me up early, man, he grabbed me careless, it's not worth it.

- Huh? - Stop it!

I'm not going to leave it, I'm going to wait for it here, I'm going to sleep here

because it's going down, it's going down--

Let her go!

For your sake.

[grunts]

[sentimental music]

[sentimental music]

This was not put together anymore, was it?

It was no longer armed.

And is this going to distance us?

Yes, a little.

But we have the foundation.

- The foundation. - Yes.

[sigh]

You're crying?

- No. - Sure.

No, I dropped chili from the jicama ...

Yes Yes...

- And you? - No I do not.

Ah good.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

Neta.

Dumbass.

Click AÁngel.

[sighs]

Thank you.

- Thanks. - You are welcome.

[timbre]

Here you go sir.

[sobs]

Thank you.

The Tates?

¿From Tatech Industries?

They are excited, anxious

to be part of the Hidalgo family.

Of power too,

share your humanitarian and progressive policies

with the vision that the candidate, Demetrio Hidalgo,

it has a new Mexico, which with it, is strengthened.

[murmurs]

i¡Candidate!

How do you explain the sudden divorce and now marriage,

from her daughter?

Thank you.

The personal life of my daughter, Valentina,

It has nothing to do with my candidacy.

Valentina has been through enough

so I ask you to respect and stop gossiping

for gossip magazines.

Oh thank you.

You are going to love the sauce.

Candidate, before the divorce of his daughter Valentina

of Mr. AÁngel Fernández,

Do you intend to get a new statement?

It's time to stop this witch hunt

with the patrimonial declaration.

[indistinct conversation]

Sorry ma'am, Oralia.

Isn't it disrespectful to make a wedding like this,

being you representatives of the austerity party?

As a sample of foreign investment

that we want to attract to the city ...

A hundred of these for me, ma'am.

The groom's family will cover the expenses.

Weddings are an industry

they are a very important economic trigger

and this ...

It is going to be proudly a traditional Mexican wedding.

[instrumental music]

With this union, Tatech will support

the social programs that we have prepared.

Once it is clear that, my love,

my love, Demetrius,

be elected head of government.

Thank you very much for everything, up to here the questions.

Gentlemen, this press conference has already ended,

thank you very much to all.

Candidate, candidate, one last question, candidate.

[mariachi music]

[mariachi music]

[glee and stammer]

Thank you.

[mariachi music]

My voucher.

You look divine.

Thank you.

I was not going to give it to you,

but...

[music from a distance]

[Valentina] Do you remember that in that bottle

did I point my phone at you?

[AÁngel] Yes, I do remember.

Did you keep it?

What do you think?

[music from a distance]

♪ Today I want to Taste my pain ♪

♪ I do not ask for compassion or mercy

♪ The story of this love was written ♪

♪ For eternity

♪ How sad Everyone says that I am ♪

♪ That I'm always talking about you ♪

♪ They do not know that thinking about your love ♪

[song continues]

[song continues]

[wedding march with mariachi plays]

He didn't come, did he?

Who?

Angel.

Pos no.

You didn't invite him.

That good.

[continues wedding march with mariachi]

[sigh]

[sigh]

We are here gathered, to celebrate the union

from Valentina and Jason.

Upload him, upload him that I don't see anything.

In a public and formal engagement,

whereby two people start a life project together.

This is an exercise in honesty and love

between dos.

[sentimental music]

Mother whore.

Miss, please.

[camera flash]

Right now is not the time.

What did Bernardo say? Translate it to me.

I can not do this.

[sentimental music]

[murmurs]

[sobs]

- I do not. - I do not.

[Oralia] Do something, Demetrio, please do something.

What do you want me to do?

I already made her marry once

I'm not going to do it twice.

Don't take photos, don't take photos.

Rosita, Rosita, i¡No, Rosita!

[bustle]

[sentimental music]

[bustle]

[flashazos]

[sentimental music]

Ay! I know this is not going to help

nothing to your candidacy, 'apa.

[murmurs]

Here the only important thing

is that you are here,

with me.

[sobs]

Right now I contact you, mom is having a crisis.

This is not the time to talk right now!

[murmurs]

Mom, mom!

Go with her.

Come on, she needs you more than I do.

I'll be fine.

[sentimental music]

- I love you. - And I you.

You.

[Oralia] And I am running out of nothing

I've already lost everything, I won't be able to be a first lady.

No, with a couple of novels you can do it, calm down.

Don't you dare ...!

Calm down.

Kiss Kiss Kiss.

[sobs]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[piano music]

Did you open that beer with your teeth too?

What are you doing here?

And who invited you?

Did you really think I was not going to "crash" your wedding?

[mariachi music]

[mariachi music]

[muffled music]

[sentimental music]

[pop music]

[pop music]

Friends, pelársela.

That which just happened to Demetrio Hidalgo

and to Adrián Corcuera since the two

they peeled it in their candidacies

for head of government and won

Teresa González.

The current head of government, under her command,

from Mexico City who, when asked

for equal marriages,

he did not say there that,

"Oh, well, I don't know."

No, she did say the thing as it should be, ma'am.

Very good, my queen! Chingona!

[pop music]