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Dad, what are you doing
to the gingerbread house?
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Oh, I just ate part
of the back wall.
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It wasn't load bearing.
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It's cardboard with frosting.
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Ah, at my age, fiber's fiber.
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I got the rest of
the Christmas stuff.
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Where do you want
the boxes, mom?
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Just keep 'em away from grandpa.
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Well, we're off to the mall.
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-No, you're not. We're gonna do the tree
-Mom
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Girls; This is one
of the few things
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we do as a family anymore.
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You can go when we're done.
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We're done!
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-That was fun.
-Let's hit the mall.
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You don't want to sit on Santa's
lap after he's been drinking.
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Well, I'm off to Vegas.
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Oh, C.J.; I wish
you'd reconsider.
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I was thinking about Laughlin,
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but you're no one in
that town without an R.V.
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I mean, really,
Christmas in Las Vegas?
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Christmas is a time for family.
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Oh, not for me.
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When I was a kid,
my loveless parents
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would fly off to
some exotic location
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and dump me on the nanny.
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Then I'd spend Christmas
opening presents
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that the personal
shopper got me.
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God; That's so sad.
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Sad? Kerry, he had
a personal shopper.
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Anyway, when I got older,
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I started my own
tradition: 'Going to Vegas'.
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But don't you miss eggnog
and Christmas dinner?
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And what about the
thrill of not knowing
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what you're gonna wake
up to Christmas morning?
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Oh, I get that.
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'Catey', would you look at this?
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Oh..oh...
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Wow!
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What was I, like, 10
years old that Christmas?
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I cut down that tree myself
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belonged to our
next-door neighbor.
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Boy, was he pissed.
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Look at all those lights.
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Is that a little train
under the tree?
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-And a nutcracker?
-Yep; That's grandma.
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Dad!
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We always did
Christmas up big
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decorations, fruitcakes,
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a big tree; We did everything.
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Yeah, no matter how
cold it was outside,
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that house was
always warm inside.
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Yeah. You see, C.J.;
this is what I mean.
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I'm sad that you never could
see how special Christmas is.
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Here, look at this.
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You don't get it.
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If I never had it.
How could I miss it?
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Wow, this is...
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Incredible.
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Well, thanks for showing
me what I never had.
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Now I do miss it.
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But you don't have to.
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Just don't go to Vegas.
Stay here with us.
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Oh, Cate; He's a grown man.
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If he wants to go to
Vegas and spend Christmas
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with booze and slot machines
and loose women. Let him.
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For God sakes; Take me with you.
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You know what?
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We had a very small
Christmas last year.
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Now, if you stay,
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we'll do it up big,
just like in the picture.
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And then we'll take a
new picture with you,
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and from then on,
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that will be your
Christmas memory.
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You guys...
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Would do that for me?
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-Yeah.
-Stay with us.
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We want to have
Christmas with you.
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Cool, I'll stay.
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Those Casinos are gonna
have to rely on some other
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high roller to get 'em
through the holidays.
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It's quarters.
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Okay, nickels.
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That's so good
you're gonna stay.
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Come on, C.J.; Grab your coat.
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Time to get your first
real Christmas tree.
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All right, I'll go get the ax.
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We're not chopping it
down. We're buying it at a lot.
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I know. The ax is for haggling.
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Whoa! Why are
you all dressed up?
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He's going to the Country
Club with his rich girlfriend.
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Oh, Rebecca is rich?
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All right, little
'Lord Fauntle-Rory'.
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She's not like that at all.
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If you didn't know she was rich,
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you'd think she was
just like any other girl.
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I'm here to pick up
master Hennessy.
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I'll be right there, Robert.
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-A driver?
-Master Hennessey?
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Well, mom, I gotta
go. I'll see you later.
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You know, I would like
to meet this Rebecca.
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Next time, she can
have dinner over here.
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Right.
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What kind of girl has
her own car and driver?
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The luckiest girl in the world.
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Hey; Don't let the
money fool you.
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All the riches in the
world can't make up...
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Oh, my God, it's a stretch!
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Rory, be careful up there.
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Wow, it's great.
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It's amazing.
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Don't you think it's too big?
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This tree was too big
when we were outside
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and the ceiling was heaven.
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Rory; How's it
going with the lights?
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I say, Rory! How's it
going with the lights?!
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Just about done!
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This thing's almost as big as
the one in Rebecca's bedroom.
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Rebecca's bedroom?
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What did I tell you about
being in a girl's bedroom?
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That it would never happen?
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Hey, has anybody seen Kerry?
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I sent her to decorate
the back of the tree
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about 20 minutes ago.
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I'm fine! I'm
on my way back!
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Just follow our voices!
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Well, that's the last of the ornaments.
-Yeah
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And all the lights are up.
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Uh-huh. Just time to plug it in.
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C.J.?
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Me?
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-We'd be honored.
-Ha..ha..ha
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Here goes!
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Wow!
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Whoa!
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Boy; It's beautiful!
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Anybody think it would
look better over there?
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No. No, that's stupid.
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Um...listen. Uh, thank you.
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This is beyond my
wildest imagination.
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It was worth all the hard
work just to see you happy.
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I'm on my way to meet
stinky for a holiday beer.
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Yeah, C.J.; We're
really glad you like it.
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Grandpa; Will you
drop me off at the mall?
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-Wait a second.
-What's wrong?
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Well, the tree's
great, but what about
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the other stuff in the
Christmas picture?
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Well, we have the
candles and the wreath...
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And the giant sequoia.
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Yeah, but there's
no nutcrackers,
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no garland, candy canes...
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Grandpa, aren't
you in a Santa suit?
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I was drunk, and
not happy drunk.
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C.J.; come on, we
don't have that stuff.
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Oh...
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Okay.
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The tree's nice.
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Well...
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You know, we...
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We did promise him the
Christmas in the picture.
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I guess we could...
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...go buy more decorations.
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Ha..ha...ha...ha...ha...Woo!
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Whoo! All right!
That'll be fun, right?
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Yeah, let's do that.
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Oh, yeah, we can go shopping.
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Maybe on the way home,
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we can get some hot cocoa.
-Absolutely
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And you can drop me off
at the bar on the way home.
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When I say "on the way
home," I mean on the way there.
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Just think, aunt Cate,
if it wasn't for you,
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I'd be ass-deep in
quarters right now.
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I mean "nickels", ha...ha
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Hey, where is everybody?
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Look, I want to go
tobogganing with Josh.
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Just set up the train station
and let's get outta here.
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Well, excuse me if I'm
trying to make it look festive.
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Ohhhh.... Mr. Hobo
dropped his wine bottle.
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Hey, everybody.
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-Hey, nice jacket there, 'fonzi'.
-Yeah.
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-Where did you get that?
-It's from Rebecca.
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Is that Gucci?
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You're wearing 'Gucci'?
Not even I dress 'Gucci'
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Why must you mock me this way?
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What did you get her?
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I thought I'd just give her
one of those cool cards
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you know, with the
glitter that falls out.
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That's what every girl wants
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crap from a cheap guy
that you get to clean up.
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-Let me tell you how women think.
-Or I can tell you.
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You go ahead.
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If she buys you
a jacket this nice,
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you have to get her
something better.
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I can afford that
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Where am I gonna
get that kind of money?
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Hey! You can open that box
of nickels I got you; Oh!
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Okay, everybody!
I've got the camera.
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Ready to make some
Christmas memories?
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Well, let's see.
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-Christmas train?
-Check.
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-Garland?
-Check.
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Nutcrackers, rum balls, wreaths,
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mistletoe,
stockings, silver bells,
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candy canes, cookies, candles.
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It's all here,
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Just like in the picture.
Just like we promised.
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Okay; Come on, dad!
Time for the photo. -Yay.
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Oh, 'Santa Claus'. You made it.
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Hey, aren't you supposed
to come down the chimney?
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Bite me!
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All right, everybody
in front of the tree.
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-Wait.
-What?
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-Something's missing.
-No, no, no ,no. It can't be.
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We're not missing
anything...Except tobogganing.
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If I don't get there before Marissa,
she's gonna sit right behind Josh.
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-and my life will be over.
-Can I keep your sweater?
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Here it is... here it is.
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Why is there sheet
music on the coffee table?
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-What?
-You can see sheet music?
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Yeah, it's right next
to the safety pin.
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This is ridiculous!
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Well, I don't know.
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Maybe...
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maybe one
of the carolers left it.
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Oh, you had carolers!
-Mom! -Mom!
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Rory, you want to join us?
♫
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No, thanks.
♫
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Come on, you already
got the gay apparel. -♫
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Hey, grandpa.
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What are you doing out here?
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Hopefully, freezing to death.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh; Who lets people into
their house on Christmas?
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Grandpa; What am I gonna do?
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Rebecca got me this great coat,
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and I can't afford to get
her anything that nice.
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Let me tell you something, son.
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A woman of quality doesn't care
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how much you spend on a gift
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as long as it comes from here.
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Yeah, good one.
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You know the best gift I
ever gave your grandma?
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A divorce?
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No, that's the best
gift she ever gave me.
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No, I gave her a...
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small box of candy
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filled with
milk-chocolate creams.
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Candy?
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Yeah, well, I was courting her,
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and this other fella, Lloyd,
was snooping around.
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You know, he ran
a car dealership.
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Valentine's day comes around
and guess what he gave her?
253
00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:34,829
A new car?
254
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,075
No, no,
255
00:11:37,077 --> 00:11:39,600
He gave her a
10-pound box of candy
256
00:11:39,602 --> 00:11:41,200
filled with caramels
and nougats.
257
00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:44,472
-Shaped like a car?
-No!
258
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,943
No. The point is grandma
liked my small box better.
259
00:11:50,434 --> 00:11:52,326
So where's the car come in?
260
00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:54,109
Forget about the car.
261
00:11:54,111 --> 00:11:56,514
Then why'd you
mention the dealership?
262
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,799
Look, grandma
liked my gift better
263
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,470
because I knew
her favorite candy.
264
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,374
I spent a lot less
money than Lloyd,
265
00:12:03,376 --> 00:12:06,846
but I put more thought into
it, and that's what counts.
266
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,842
So you're saying as
long as it's thoughtful,
267
00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:11,501
it doesn't matter
how much I spend?
268
00:12:11,503 --> 00:12:13,438
That's right.
269
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,056
If Lloyd had gotten
grandma a car,
270
00:12:16,058 --> 00:12:17,994
he could have
been my grandfather.
271
00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:19,410
Yeah...
272
00:12:19,516 --> 00:12:22,185
And he could have had
this stupid conversation.
273
00:12:22,187 --> 00:12:23,455
Jeez!
274
00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:33,020
Well, aren't you a tall
cup of holiday cheer?
275
00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:35,022
Thank you.
276
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,325
You're a little
'gingerbread' man yourself.
277
00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:42,214
Well, I have spent
many a night baked.
278
00:12:43,228 --> 00:12:45,497
So, uh, after this,
279
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,434
what say me and you,...
280
00:12:47,436 --> 00:12:50,607
Actually, after I'm done here,
I've got to go catch a plane.
281
00:12:50,609 --> 00:12:52,350
I'm spending
Christmas in Las Vegas.
282
00:12:52,352 --> 00:12:54,329
No. Really?
283
00:12:54,485 --> 00:12:56,082
That's where I usually go.
284
00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:57,597
Why don't you come along?
285
00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:59,608
A bunch of my friends
from college are going.
286
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,720
We go every year,
and we have a blast.
287
00:13:01,722 --> 00:13:03,396
Yeah, well, that'd be nice...
288
00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:07,068
And probably naughty,
but, uh, nah, no way.
289
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:09,999
My family did this whole
big Christmas for me.
290
00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:11,769
-All for you?
-Yeah.
291
00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:13,373
Wow.
292
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,145
I don't think I've ever seen
anything more beautiful.
293
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,799
They must love you like crazy.
294
00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:21,236
Oh, it's hard not to.
295
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,763
No, seriously, though, this
is like out of a storybook.
296
00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:26,372
For people to go
to this much trouble,
297
00:13:26,374 --> 00:13:28,638
you must be some
kind of a Saint.
298
00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:31,876
Yeah, yeah.
299
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:34,548
Boy, if anybody ever did
anything like this for me,
300
00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:36,656
I think I'd go crazy just trying
301
00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:39,060
to figure out what
I did to deserve it.
302
00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:46,066
You know, sometimes
I fold the towels.
303
00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:51,799
Hey, any room left
on that flight to Vegas?
304
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,671
Mom, can't we wake up C.J.?
305
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,073
We want to open the presents.
-Mom, pleaseee...
306
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:03,819
No, no..no... just let him sleep.
307
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,497
Oh, okay, go wake him up.
308
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,484
I just want to see his
face on Christmas morning.
309
00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:14,120
'Catey', Is there coffee?
310
00:14:14,991 --> 00:14:18,611
Well, dad, I just gave
you some five minutes ago.
311
00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:21,837
Oh, yeah, well, it's so
early, I guess I dozed off.
312
00:14:24,927 --> 00:14:26,039
Mom,
313
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,662
C.J. Went to Vegas.
314
00:14:27,664 --> 00:14:28,866
What?
315
00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:30,367
With one of the carolers.
316
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,837
-He left us?
-After everything we did for him?
317
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,442
Oh, Santa, you got my letter.
318
00:14:35,953 --> 00:14:38,908
Oh, that little weasel
I'm gonna kill him.
319
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:41,245
The picture ... It had to
be just like the picture!
320
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,582
He obviously appreciated
all our hard work. -Big jerk
321
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,049
I almost got electrocuted
stringing up those lights.
322
00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:47,617
-This Christmas sucks.
-Totally sucks!
323
00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,820
He ruined it for everybody!
324
00:14:49,886 --> 00:14:52,055
Okay, just wait a minute.
325
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:55,007
You know; It's still Christmas.
326
00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:57,728
And we're not gonna
let him ruin this for us.
327
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,199
Absolutely. Forget about him.
328
00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:00,936
We're gonna have
a great Christmas.
329
00:15:01,131 --> 00:15:03,733
He made me wear
that damn Santa suit.
330
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,969
I mean, look,
we're all together,
331
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,639
the house looks amazing,
332
00:15:07,643 --> 00:15:10,346
and if C.J.'S gonna
miss all this, it's his loss.
333
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:13,944
Look at me! I won! Yeah!
334
00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:16,013
Ah, we have a winner!
335
00:15:16,079 --> 00:15:18,015
Come on, sport,
have your picture taken
336
00:15:18,081 --> 00:15:19,783
with Santa's little
helpers there.
337
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,418
Sandy, Mandy, and Candy Claus.
338
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,888
There you go! A Christmas
memory you'll Cherish forever.
339
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,661
With love from your
family at the happy nugget.
340
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:40,966
Hey!
341
00:15:40,968 --> 00:15:43,240
Don't you want to
play some more?
342
00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:45,755
Aren't you feeling lucky?
343
00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:48,493
Yeah. Yeah.
344
00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:13,537
Okay, I hope everybody's hungry.
345
00:16:13,604 --> 00:16:16,473
I made turkey and
ham and lots of potatoes,
346
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,942
and for dessert, we
have pumpkin pie
347
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:22,812
and the door of a
gingerbread house.
348
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:25,215
I was just thinking, when
we're done with the tree.
349
00:16:25,282 --> 00:16:27,050
How do we get it out of here?
350
00:16:27,117 --> 00:16:29,686
You just tie it to C.J.; do
something nice for him,
351
00:16:29,753 --> 00:16:31,421
and watch him run out the door.
352
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,591
Maybe that's C.J.
353
00:16:34,657 --> 00:16:37,761
Oh, I'll get it.
Where's that ax?
354
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:42,767
Hi, I'm Rebecca.
355
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,449
Is Rory home?
356
00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:46,736
Rebecca? What
are you doing here?
357
00:16:46,803 --> 00:16:49,105
I wake up this morning
and open a Christmas card
358
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,529
from this boy I really like,
359
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:51,741
and he breaks up with me.
360
00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:54,327
And then there's
glitter all over my floor.
361
00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:55,676
You broke up with her?
362
00:16:55,678 --> 00:16:57,113
Grandpa, this is private.
363
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,683
-After we talked about this?
-You talked about this?
364
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,618
-Grandpa!
-What did he say?
365
00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:03,287
He said that you were so rich,
366
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:05,686
you'd probably be
disappointed in what he got.
367
00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:07,123
That's stupid.
368
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,793
Of course. That's
what I told him.
369
00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:11,561
I like Rory for Rory.
370
00:17:11,628 --> 00:17:13,563
Because you're a
woman of quality.
371
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,799
-Knucklehead.
-Oh, God.
372
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:18,406
You know, I know I shouldn't
get involved, but I wanted..
373
00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,922
Oh, Go ahead. She doesn't mind.
374
00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:23,257
Well, he told me that
he got you something.
375
00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:25,008
-Mom!
-Really?
376
00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:27,677
Yeah! It's right in the
closet. Kerry, go get it.
377
00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:31,447
You little' playah'.
What'd you get her?
378
00:17:31,514 --> 00:17:33,950
Oh, I think that's
between Rory and Becky.
379
00:17:34,017 --> 00:17:35,385
You mean he's not
breaking up with me?
380
00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:38,221
Of course not. He's
crazy about you.
381
00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:41,046
You should see who
he usually goes out with.
382
00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:42,824
Sorry about the paper.
383
00:17:42,825 --> 00:17:45,128
He must have
wrapped it with his feet.
384
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,202
Is it okay if I open it
in front of everyone?
385
00:17:49,204 --> 00:17:51,641
At this point, who cares?
386
00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,227
It's a dolphin
387
00:18:04,278 --> 00:18:06,683
'cause you collect
stuffed dolphins...
388
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,985
And you have
the three live ones.
389
00:18:10,887 --> 00:18:13,157
This is the sweetest
gift I've ever gotten.
390
00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:23,297
Is it okay that I did that
in front of everyone?
391
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:26,321
Th--there's other people here?
392
00:18:27,804 --> 00:18:29,906
'Catey', you have
outdone yourself.
393
00:18:29,972 --> 00:18:31,908
Yeah, mom,
everything looks great.
394
00:18:31,975 --> 00:18:34,444
Ugh, what are these
gross, creamy eyeballs?
395
00:18:34,511 --> 00:18:37,314
Those are Pearl onions.
I made 'em for C.J.
396
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,883
His nanny used to
buy them for him.
397
00:18:39,945 --> 00:18:42,619
We should put them in his bed.
398
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,254
All right, now that's enough.
399
00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:47,489
Because of C.J.; Marissa sat
right behind Josh on the toboggan.
400
00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:50,360
They went over a lot of bumps.
Now they're totally going out.
401
00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:52,262
But I thought Josh
didn't even like Marissa.
402
00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:53,861
There were a lot of bumps.
403
00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:56,466
All right, listen, everybody,
remember what I said.
404
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,834
It's Christmas.
405
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,986
Now, I don't want to hear
another bad thing about C.J.
406
00:19:00,988 --> 00:19:03,052
What he did was messed up,
407
00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:05,472
but let's think about
the good things.
408
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:09,012
He came to this family at a
time when we really needed him,
409
00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:13,025
and, in one way or another,
he has helped all of us.
410
00:19:13,884 --> 00:19:16,653
The bottom line
is that he is family,
411
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,989
and we love him no matter what.
412
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:20,990
-Okay?
-Yeah
413
00:19:21,057 --> 00:19:23,994
All right, now, could I have
some more of those onions?
414
00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:33,617
Hey.
415
00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:39,141
Let me tell you, it's no
fun getting kidnapped.
416
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:46,414
Look, I'm not really good
at apologies, so, um...
417
00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:48,460
I know you guys think
418
00:19:48,462 --> 00:19:51,252
I bolted 'cause I
met some hot chick...
419
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,978
You guys did think
she's hot, right?
420
00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:56,657
Sorry, I'm sorry. I just...
421
00:19:56,922 --> 00:19:59,525
Let me start over.
422
00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:03,965
You guys are the
family I never had, and...
423
00:20:03,976 --> 00:20:08,268
you gave me this
amazing Christmas,
424
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:12,627
and I didn't know
how to deal with it.
425
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,972
Then I bailed.
426
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:18,071
And it was uncool,
and it was stupid, and...
427
00:20:18,131 --> 00:20:22,165
Ahhh... I'm really,
really, really sorry.
428
00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:33,424
Oh, no, no!
429
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,565
Get out of here!
430
00:20:35,632 --> 00:20:36,500
Hey!
431
00:20:36,658 --> 00:20:38,709
You made my onions!
432
00:20:40,136 --> 00:20:42,072
They're a little salty, but-
433
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,281
Get out of here!!
434
00:20:45,175 --> 00:20:48,044
Okay, all right; Girls,
just come in a little closer.
435
00:20:48,111 --> 00:20:50,046
-Oh, mom.
-Yeah, that's good.
436
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:52,282
Oh, dad; Get in the middle.
437
00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:55,985
And, uh, oh, Rory,
a little closer to C.J.
438
00:20:56,052 --> 00:20:57,987
Ow!
439
00:20:58,053 --> 00:21:00,990
Oh, dude, I'm really,
really, really sorry.
440
00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:04,260
Okay, okay, just
stop horsing around.
441
00:21:04,327 --> 00:21:06,466
Everybody looks great.
442
00:21:06,468 --> 00:21:08,332
I'm just gonna push the button.
443
00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:10,333
Here we go!
444
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,834
Everybody smile.
445
00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:13,503
But, you guys, seriously,
446
00:21:13,569 --> 00:21:15,505
did you think that girl was hot?
447
00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:18,019
Ow!
448
00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:20,380
---o
449
00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:20,436
---oO
450
00:21:20,437 --> 00:21:20,491
---oOo
451
00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:20,547
---oOo-
452
00:21:20,548 --> 00:21:20,602
---oOo--
453
00:21:20,603 --> 00:21:20,658
---oOo---
454
00:21:20,659 --> 00:21:22,213
---oOo---
455
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,093
---oOo---
456
00:21:23,094 --> 00:21:23,890
---oOo---
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