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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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You know
what I've never seen?
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Porn.
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I was just thinking
about renting a ton of porn.
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You're not renting
any porn.
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In two days, I can.
I'll be 18.
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I can rent porn,
I can buy porn,
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I can be in porn.
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Trust me, you don't want
to be in a porn.
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The floors are filthy.
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I wasn't in one.
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I rented a documentary
about the making of.
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So, the nakeds were all
running around the kitchen
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during their breaks
and bending down to the fridge
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and getting yogurt
and raisins and stuff.
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Ew.
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Okay, well, I'm over porn.
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But there's, like, a million
other things I can do.
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I know. When I was 18,
I went completely wild.
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I was the biggest...
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virgin.
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Okay, well, it's not so much
what you can do,
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but how you feel.
I've always felt like a kid,
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and I finally feel
like an adult.
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[ gasps ] Oh, goody, goody,
is that today's mail?
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Did Nana's birthday card come?
Oh, it did!
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It came!
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I'm rich! I love my birthday!
I love Nana!
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Look.
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Your grandmother sent you
$2,000 for your birthday?
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She did the same thing for me
on my 18th birthday.
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Oh, my God.
My grandmother died,
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and all I got was
her old diabetic candy.
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So, what are you going
to do with it?
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How much is a Corvette?
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- I have a suggestion.
- What?
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Why don't you put it
in the bank?
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No. No, no, no, no.
See, those were not
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Nana's instructions.
You see --
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"Dear, Holly,
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"do not put this money
in the bank
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like your sister did.
She's not fun. Love, Nana."
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Aww...
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This has nothing to do
with being fun, all right?
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It's about self-control.
It's about being an adult.
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And don't you think
I would love to go out
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and blow 2,000 bucks
on something frivolous?
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- No.
- No.
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Let me tell you something.
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A few doors down
from Dean & Deluca's,
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there is this cute boutique,
and in the window
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is the most gorgeous Marc Jacobs
bag I have ever seen.
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Every time
I pass by that store,
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I walk in, I touch it,
I walk out.
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I do the same thing
to the coffee guy
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at Dean & Deluca's.
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The point is, I mean,
I would love to go out
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and blow 2,000 bucks
on something,
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but I have self-control.
It's called being an adult.
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Yeah, well, it's my money.
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Yes, I know,
it's your money,
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and I'm not going
to tell you what to do.
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You're going to be 18 soon,
and this is your choice
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what you want to do
with it.
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Well, I choose
to spend it.
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Well, if that's your choice,
it's the wrong one.
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And you're not going
to be 18 until Saturday
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and until then,
I am the boss of you,
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and that money's going
into the bank.
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Okay, fine, I'll put it
in the dumb boring bank,
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and I'll live a very dull,
responsible, boring life.
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Thatagirl.
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Whee!
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Okay, okay, my turn.
Gary, reset the money!
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- What is this?
- Money!
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You want a turn?
Gary can reset it.
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I thought you took the check
to the bank.
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I did, and look what
they gave me in return!
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You cashed it?
What were you thinking?
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No, I wasn't thinking.
I was high on the green.
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Okay, well, gather it up. We are
taking this back to the bank.
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No, we're not. I am two days
away from being an adult,
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and I have already made
my adult decision
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about what I am going to do
with my money.
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Ok, what is that
adult decision?
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I'm going to throw myself
a kick-ass birthday party
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in one of them fancy suites
at the Plaza!
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- The Plaza?
- Uh-huh.
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The Plaza Hotel.
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Oh, yeah.
That's adult, Holly.
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Very adult.
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Okay, you know what?
From one adult to another,
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you're giving me
a lot of attitude.
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So why don't we just have
an adult discussion
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about what's really
bothering you?
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You mean the fact that you want
to throw $2,000 away
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at the Plaza Hotel,
or that you're rolling around
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like a pig
in its own poopy?
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You know what?
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You cannot stand the fact
that you're not going
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to be able
to control me anymore!
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Control you? Holly, that is not
what this is about.
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For 17 years, I've been
your little puppet.
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And in two days, we're going
to cut the strings.
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Okay, this is not
about control.
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This is about common sense.
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Holly, we're talking
about $2,000.
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I'm just trying to make --
would you stop doing that?
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- Are we done?
- Yes.
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Okay!
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You know what? Fine.
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Throw your money away.
I don't care.
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And you know what?
I'll tell you this.
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I am not coming
to your irresponsible party.
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Oh, my God,
look at all that money.
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Oh, I've always wanted
to roll around
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in a big wad of cash.
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So she is going
to blow the entire $2,000
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on a party
at some stupid hotel.
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Well, I wouldn't call it
a "stupid hotel."
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It's the Plaza.
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It's one of the most
romantic places on earth.
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I mean, I've heard some people
even get married there.
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Ha ha ha.
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Not us. We like small
and intimate.
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So, uh, have you guys
started thinking
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about where
you want to get married?
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- Oh, I have.
- I have, too.
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- Oh, you go first.
- No, you go.
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Okay, all right, well,
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since we both like small
and intimate,
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I was thinking
my parents' backyard.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, my God, it's like
you're reading my mind.
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Oh, this is going to mean
so much to my parents,
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and wait until you see
their backyard.
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There are tons of trees.
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Ooh, trees.
That's good for shade.
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Yeah, and there's
this big path
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where all the dogs
run loose,
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and I can just see you
coming up that path
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right next
to the bird baths...
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Bird baths. That's good
for something.
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Yeah, yeah, my mom's got
this thing for bird baths.
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They're all over.
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Well, there's just
one problem, though.
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Sometimes, you can see
the neighbor's donkey.
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A jackass
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at my wedding?
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No, that is something...
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that no one ever does.
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Isn't she fantastic?
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Oh, she is the best!
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Okay, so bring it on!
Who wants to go first?
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I do. Here,
happy birthday.
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Oh, goody. Thank you.
Aw...
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from my best friend Tina --
a plug.
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It's a voltage converter
for your trip to Paris
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If you get the internship --
for your blow dryer and stuff.
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- Thank you, but what if I don't get accepted?
- You will.
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Here, I got you a little
something for Paris, too.
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Disposable razors.
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That's for here. They don't know
nothing about that in Paris.
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Thank you.
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This is really sweet.
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Okay, my turn.
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A camera?
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Henry? A digital camera?
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- A camera?
- A camera?
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Damn, man. I thought
we set a $10 limit.
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You're making Tina feel
all embarrassed
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about her cheap-ass plug.
It's okay.
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Henry, this is
too much.
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Hey, come on,
you're turning 18.
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It's a big deal.
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Here. Cheers.
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Cheers.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Vince.
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What's going on?
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Well, Holly's just opening
her birthday gifts.
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We all got her a camera.
What did you get her?
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I got her something.
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Knock yourself out.
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Oh, $20. I'll just put it
right here
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next to 2,000
of its buddies.
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Oh, my God.
What's the matter?
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I put it in this pocket.
It's my birthday money.
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It was in an envelope.
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Holly, you were carrying 2,000
bucks around in your pocket?
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Are you --
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Screwed? Yeah, yeah,
I'm screwed.
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Calm down. Maybe it's
in the loft.
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- Just call Val.
- I can't call Val!
- Why not?
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Because I just spent
the whole morning
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trying to tell her
I'm not a kid anymore,
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and this is like
below kid!
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Look, look, the loft
is right across the street.
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It has to be somewhere
between here and there.
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Okay, well, you guys
look outside,
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and I'm going to go back
to the loft.
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We're going to do
everything we can
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- to get that money back.
- Thank you, Gary.
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Finder keepers!
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I mean, is it selfish
that I don't want
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to get married
in a yard?
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I have a dream wedding,
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and in my dream wedding,
there is no donkey.
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Hey, are you even
listening to me?
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No.
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I'm sorry.
I just, uh,
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I'm a little
preoccupied right now.
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- Holly?
- Yes. Holly.
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You know, it is her money.
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It's not just the money.
I mean, look at this.
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Do you see this cereal bowl?
This has been sitting here
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since this morning. Yeah.
And Miss Big Shot --
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"I'm turning 18, I'm going
to live in Paris on my own" --
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can't even clean up
after herself.
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And you know why? Because she
has me around to do it for her.
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- So don't do it.
- I have to.
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Otherwise, I have to look
at cereal bowls all day.
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Did you ever think
that maybe you're being
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just a little bit hard
on her?
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Okay, yes, she does leave
cereal bowls out,
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but at least she's not running
around with the nakeds
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eating yogurt and raisins.
244
00:09:40,388 --> 00:09:42,288
Seriously, she's a good kid.
245
00:09:42,322 --> 00:09:43,689
No, she is irresponsible.
246
00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:46,758
Weren't you irresponsible
when you were 18?
247
00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,560
If someone had given you
2,000 bucks,
248
00:09:48,595 --> 00:09:49,594
wouldn't you blow it?
249
00:09:49,629 --> 00:09:51,696
Uh, someone did, remember?
250
00:09:51,731 --> 00:09:53,865
Nana gave me $2,000
for my birthday, too,
251
00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,001
and I invested it
in a high-yield C.D.,
252
00:09:56,035 --> 00:10:00,005
and now it is worth
$5,698.
253
00:10:00,039 --> 00:10:02,173
Party on, dude.
254
00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:04,476
You know what, Lauren?
Talk to me
255
00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:07,011
when you have a little sister
that you have to take care of.
256
00:10:07,045 --> 00:10:09,580
Oh, my parents
don't have sex anymore.
257
00:10:09,614 --> 00:10:11,548
That's not going to happen.
258
00:10:11,582 --> 00:10:14,017
Okay, one more thing,
and then I will stop.
259
00:10:14,051 --> 00:10:15,951
I just think that maybe
you should let her
260
00:10:15,985 --> 00:10:18,487
make her own mistakes.
261
00:10:18,521 --> 00:10:20,221
What is this?
262
00:10:22,157 --> 00:10:24,358
Oh, my God,
Holly's $2,000.
263
00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:26,827
She must've dropped it
on her way out.
264
00:10:26,861 --> 00:10:28,328
She must be dying.
265
00:10:28,364 --> 00:10:31,297
She's going to be so relieved
when she finds out you found it.
266
00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:33,333
Hmm, yeah,
she will be relieved...
267
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,101
someday.
268
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,469
You're not going
to tell her?
269
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,938
No, mnh-mnh. I'm going
to take your advice.
270
00:10:40,972 --> 00:10:42,606
What?
271
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,874
I'm sorry, it's just that
no one's ever said that
272
00:10:44,908 --> 00:10:47,842
to me before.
What advice did I give you?
273
00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:50,177
You said that I should let her
make her own mistakes.
274
00:10:50,211 --> 00:10:52,046
Well, if I give it
right back to her,
275
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,048
it's like she never even
made a mistake.
276
00:10:54,082 --> 00:10:56,083
Okay, no, no, now you're
twisting my advice.
277
00:10:56,117 --> 00:10:58,951
What you just said sounds like
something my mom would do.
278
00:10:58,985 --> 00:11:01,086
Well, that is what I have
to be with her sometimes.
279
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,087
She thinks
just because she's 18
280
00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:06,357
she knows everything.
Well, she doesn't, and I do.
281
00:11:06,392 --> 00:11:08,392
Hey, birthday girl!
282
00:11:08,426 --> 00:11:09,559
Hey.
283
00:11:09,594 --> 00:11:10,893
Wassup?
284
00:11:10,928 --> 00:11:12,428
Nothing.
285
00:11:12,462 --> 00:11:13,995
What are you doing?
286
00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:16,197
Looks like you're looking
for something.
287
00:11:16,231 --> 00:11:18,265
No. No, no, no,
everything's great.
288
00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:20,733
Life is good,
never been happier.
289
00:11:20,768 --> 00:11:22,934
Oh, hey, did you, uh,
290
00:11:22,969 --> 00:11:24,969
book your big fancy suite
for your birthday party?
291
00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:26,204
Sure did.
292
00:11:26,238 --> 00:11:28,640
Oh, really, did they ask
for a big deposit?
293
00:11:28,675 --> 00:11:30,678
- How much did you give them?
- 1,000 bucks.
294
00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:33,683
1,000 bucks? Wow, you feel
good about that, do you?
295
00:11:33,717 --> 00:11:35,684
Yeah. Well, never better,
296
00:11:35,719 --> 00:11:38,120
because unlike you,
I like to have fun.
297
00:11:38,154 --> 00:11:40,589
So do I.
I bet you can't tell,
298
00:11:40,623 --> 00:11:42,557
but right now
I'm having a ball!
299
00:11:47,455 --> 00:11:50,305
Hey, did you find it?
Please tell me you found it.
300
00:11:50,339 --> 00:11:51,486
Sorry. Nothing.
301
00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:53,702
Yeah, we looked
everywhere.
302
00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:55,551
I can't believe
I lost $2,000.
303
00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:57,177
Well, you know what
they say.
304
00:11:57,211 --> 00:11:59,484
It's better to have had $2,000
and lost it
305
00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:01,467
than to never have had it
at all.
306
00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:03,452
Okay, first of all,
that's "love."
307
00:12:03,486 --> 00:12:06,526
Second of all, shut up.
308
00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:09,301
Okay, here's the thing.
If I'm going to be an adult,
309
00:12:09,335 --> 00:12:11,283
I have to start acting
like one.
310
00:12:11,318 --> 00:12:13,267
So here's what I'm going
to do.
311
00:12:13,301 --> 00:12:15,550
If Val asks, we had
a great time at the hotel,
312
00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:17,533
it was totally fun --
313
00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:19,349
What?
314
00:12:19,383 --> 00:12:21,499
Why don't you just tell her
the truth?
315
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,048
It'd be so much easier.
316
00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:25,007
Because Val's one
of those people
317
00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:27,148
who thinks losing $2,000
is irresponsible.
318
00:12:27,182 --> 00:12:30,222
- Hey.
- Henry?
319
00:12:30,257 --> 00:12:31,447
I'm sorry.
320
00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:33,931
Okay.
That's it.
321
00:12:33,955 --> 00:12:35,447
It's gone.
322
00:12:35,481 --> 00:12:37,630
Well, you know what? Maybe this
was supposed to happen.
323
00:12:37,664 --> 00:12:40,304
Maybe the person who found
that money really needed it.
324
00:12:40,338 --> 00:12:42,854
Gary, give me back
the money.
325
00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:53,693
[ gasps ]
326
00:12:53,728 --> 00:12:56,601
Hello, Holly's money!
327
00:12:56,635 --> 00:13:00,791
Oh, look at you.
You are just so beautiful.
328
00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,282
Ha ha ha ha!
329
00:13:10,317 --> 00:13:14,048
Oh, money!
Ha ha ha ha!
330
00:13:14,082 --> 00:13:16,856
This is so much fun!
Ha ha ha ha!
331
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:19,139
Oh, I've always wanted
to do this!
332
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,579
I knew it would be
this much fun!
333
00:13:21,614 --> 00:13:23,271
Oh, money, money,
money, money!
334
00:13:23,306 --> 00:13:26,012
Ha ha ha ha!
335
00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:27,237
Ha ha --
336
00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:36,785
I'm sure you're very upset
right now.
337
00:13:36,819 --> 00:13:40,484
So I would like
to give you $2,000.
338
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,342
[ sobbing ]
339
00:13:55,492 --> 00:13:56,883
Lauren?
340
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:59,066
[ gasps ] My money!
You found my money!
341
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,106
Wait, that is my money,
right?
342
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,322
Oh, my God,
where did you find it?
343
00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:05,306
Doctor broke up with me.
344
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,524
Aw, what? Why?
345
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:09,707
He hates women
who care about money,
346
00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:12,680
and then he caught me
rolling around in your cash.
347
00:14:14,415 --> 00:14:16,854
I don't care
about money.
348
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:21,387
I was just having fun!
349
00:14:21,421 --> 00:14:23,570
Oh, I'm sorry.
350
00:14:23,604 --> 00:14:25,220
Come here.
351
00:14:29,087 --> 00:14:31,302
- So where did you find it?
- What?
352
00:14:31,336 --> 00:14:32,851
The money.
353
00:14:32,885 --> 00:14:34,276
I just found it.
354
00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:35,525
Where?
355
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,409
I don't know. Around.
356
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,516
Lauren, tell me
what you know.
357
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,866
I can't. Some blond lady
swore me to secrecy.
358
00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:44,191
[ gasps ]
359
00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:47,233
Wait, Val found my money,
and she didn't tell me?
360
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:48,883
Why didn't she tell
me, Lauren? Why?
361
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:52,123
'Cause she's pretty ticked off
about the cereal bowl situation?
362
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,115
What?
363
00:14:53,149 --> 00:14:54,597
Look, I don't know.
364
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,015
She's trying to teach you
some kind of lesson.
365
00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:59,098
She doesn't think you're mature
or, like, ready for life
366
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,223
or something.
367
00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:02,105
Oh, and hiding money
is mature?
368
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:04,847
I know! She's weird!
369
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:08,127
She wants you to learn
from your own mistakes.
370
00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:10,587
Okay, you know what? I've had it
with her little lessons.
371
00:15:10,622 --> 00:15:12,659
You know, I'm going
to teach her a lesson.
372
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:16,322
Why are you guys always trying
to teach each other lessons?
373
00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:19,418
Can you just have slap fights
like normal sisters?
374
00:15:28,674 --> 00:15:29,909
Hey.
375
00:15:29,943 --> 00:15:31,746
Hey.
376
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,215
So, listen,
377
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,419
I've been giving it
a lot of thought,
378
00:15:35,453 --> 00:15:37,955
and your 18th birthday
is a big event.
379
00:15:37,989 --> 00:15:40,224
So I have decided
I will be coming
380
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:43,859
to your big fancy
birthday party at the Plaza.
381
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:45,493
Mm, Val,
382
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,595
there's not going to be
a birthday party.
383
00:15:47,629 --> 00:15:49,596
- What? No party?
- No.
384
00:15:49,631 --> 00:15:50,897
Why?
385
00:15:50,932 --> 00:15:53,565
Well, there's no easy way
to say it,
386
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,733
so I'm just going
to say it.
387
00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:59,837
I somehow lost
the $2,000.
388
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,039
You're kidding.
389
00:16:02,073 --> 00:16:04,074
Holly, please tell me
you're kidding.
390
00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:06,042
I wish I could.
391
00:16:06,077 --> 00:16:08,110
It was in my jacket pocket,
and it fell out,
392
00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:10,879
and I don't know how I could
do something so stupid.
393
00:16:10,914 --> 00:16:13,348
You were right.
I was wrong.
394
00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:15,783
I'm sorry. What?
395
00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:19,687
You were right.
I was wrong.
396
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:23,456
I feel sick.
397
00:16:23,491 --> 00:16:25,958
Oh...okay.
398
00:16:25,993 --> 00:16:28,294
I have something
I need to show you.
399
00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:29,728
What?
400
00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:32,431
It's probably going to put
a smile back on your face.
401
00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:34,600
But first,
I want to say thank you
402
00:16:34,634 --> 00:16:36,569
for telling me the truth.
403
00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:40,072
I know it wasn't easy,
but part of growing up is...
404
00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:42,841
being able to --
405
00:16:44,144 --> 00:16:46,645
Being able to what?
406
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:48,113
Uh, what?
407
00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:50,182
You were just saying
that part of growing up
408
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,783
is being able to...
409
00:16:53,386 --> 00:16:55,487
Oh, my God!
It's gone!
410
00:16:55,521 --> 00:16:57,722
What's gone?
411
00:16:57,757 --> 00:16:59,157
Your money!
412
00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:01,926
What do you mean?
I lost my money.
413
00:17:01,961 --> 00:17:04,595
No, I...I found it,
and I locked it up in here.
414
00:17:04,629 --> 00:17:06,497
And now it's gone!
415
00:17:06,531 --> 00:17:08,699
I...I don't understand.
416
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:11,334
Why would you do that?
417
00:17:11,369 --> 00:17:14,905
Because I was trying to
teach you some stupid lesson!
418
00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:17,007
No. No, no, no,
it wasn't stupid.
419
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,109
I'm sure it was
a very good lesson.
420
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:21,378
It just wasn't
executed properly.
421
00:17:21,412 --> 00:17:24,380
I think that your plan
started to fall apart
422
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:27,383
when I found this!
423
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:30,720
Wow, yeah,
that is very amusing.
424
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:33,923
- Yeah, I think so.
- How did you know I had it?
425
00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:36,725
Lauren was rolling in it.
426
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,428
Lauren.
427
00:17:39,462 --> 00:17:41,730
How could you do that
to me?
428
00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:43,732
Do you have any idea
how freaked out I was
429
00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:45,801
when I lost this?
430
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:47,535
Good, you should've been
freaked out.
431
00:17:47,572 --> 00:17:49,703
- You know, I think you're being really...
- Irresponsible, I know.
432
00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:51,705
And you want me to learn
from my mistakes.
433
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:53,907
Lauren.
434
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,110
The nice thing to do
when someone loses their money
435
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:59,346
is to give it back to them
without lessons
436
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:02,415
or "I told you so's."
I'm turning 18.
437
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,651
Yes, I know!
You're turning 18.
438
00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:06,752
And that scares the hell
out of me, Holly.
439
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:09,321
God, I was so not like you
when I was 18.
440
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:12,325
I mean, I would've
never blown $2,000
441
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,027
on one night at the Plaza,
much less lost it!
442
00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:17,563
Do you know what my biggest
mistake was when I was 18?
443
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,599
A home perm!
444
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:21,300
All right.
445
00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:23,469
Come here. Sit down.
446
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,471
I have some bad news.
447
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,839
What?
448
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,841
How do I say this?
449
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,643
Um, I'm not...
450
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,811
you.
451
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,947
I'm never going
to be you,
452
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,983
but I've got you.
453
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,552
So don't be scared.
454
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,554
I'm going to be okay,
455
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,555
and some of that
"be responsible" crap
456
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,658
you're always telling me --
it's in here.
457
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,860
It is?
458
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,328
Yeah. And where do you think
I learned that?
459
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,931
From me.
460
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,400
And I even use it
sometimes.
461
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:59,303
So relax and trust me.
462
00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:02,173
I trust you.
463
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,874
Okay.
464
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:07,211
But I'm probably not going
to be able to relax.
465
00:19:07,245 --> 00:19:09,213
Okay, well,
this will help.
466
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,415
I think I'm going to put
the money in a bank,
467
00:19:11,449 --> 00:19:13,116
a high-yield C.D.,
468
00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:15,286
or maybe put it away for, like,
graduate school or something.
469
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,656
Oh, well, it's your money.
You do what you want.
470
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,791
So you're good?
471
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,993
I'm good.
472
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,361
Okay.
473
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:33,635
Yay, it's my 18th birthday
at the Plaza picture
474
00:19:33,669 --> 00:19:35,636
from my generous
sister Val.
475
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:37,638
Lauren, you didn't
even smile.
476
00:19:37,673 --> 00:19:39,708
I tried, I swear,
477
00:19:39,742 --> 00:19:42,111
but the corners of my mouth
are so sad.
478
00:19:42,145 --> 00:19:44,847
I don't think they will
ever go up again.
479
00:19:44,881 --> 00:19:46,850
Lauren, we talked
about this.
480
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,918
We decided it was
a good thing, right?
481
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:51,354
I mean, what if you and doctor
broke up after you were married?
482
00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:52,990
I know.
483
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,993
Okay? And you have to wonder,
if Brad was that upset because
484
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,162
you were having a little fun
in a pile of money...
485
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,830
It wasn't about the money,
you know?
486
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,398
We have a lot of differences.
487
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:01,899
It never would've
worked out, anyway.
488
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,568
Well, then why did you
say you'd marry him?
489
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,170
Because I was afraid
no one else would ever ask me!
490
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,172
- Aww...
- Aww...
491
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,075
Happy birthday!
492
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,610
To me!
493
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:15,112
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
494
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:18,049
What are you guys
doing there?
495
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,318
Oh, Val,
you invited them, too?
496
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,786
Yeah, you said you wanted
to have a kick-ass birthday
497
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,621
with all your friends.
498
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,122
Oh, thank you.
499
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:28,123
Oh, I love room service.
What is it --
500
00:20:28,158 --> 00:20:31,060
Steak, lobster,
filet mign --
501
00:20:31,094 --> 00:20:32,561
Pizza. Whatever.
I'm starving.
502
00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:34,562
Come on, Lauren,
you can eat now.
503
00:20:34,597 --> 00:20:36,731
You don't have to be skinny
for the doctor anymore.
504
00:20:36,765 --> 00:20:38,766
And there's
the silver lining.
505
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,568
So, is it time
for presents?
506
00:20:41,602 --> 00:20:42,903
Uh, Holly,
507
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:46,040
this expensive hotel thing
kinda was your present.
508
00:20:46,073 --> 00:20:48,474
No, no, I know. I'm talking
about my present for you.
509
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,542
Me? I don't understand.
Why would you get me --
510
00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:52,377
Just open it.
511
00:20:52,411 --> 00:20:54,312
Holly!
512
00:20:54,347 --> 00:20:56,047
My Marc Jacobs bag!
513
00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:58,383
Don't be mad at me. I didn't put
the whole $2,000 in the bank.
514
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,985
This is the best birthday
you have ever had.
515
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,987
Oh, dude, dude,
it's happening again.
516
00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:05,123
Wait, wait, wait,
ladies, ladies, ladies,
517
00:21:05,157 --> 00:21:06,224
yeah, yeah.
518
00:21:06,258 --> 00:21:07,525
Jeez.
519
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,927
Now -- now look pouty.
520
00:21:09,928 --> 00:21:14,928
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