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(saxophone jazz music playing)
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-(music continues)
-(vehicles honking)
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(music continues)
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(grunting) Hey! What the...
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(both grunting)
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-(man) Watch it!
-(woman gasps)
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Come on!
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Hey, watch it, asshole.
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(pants, grunts)
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Hey.
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Where are you off to in such a hurry?
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Wherever I want. Now get out of my way!
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-Move!
-Okay, chill, man!
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I'm moving.
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(passengers clamoring)
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(grunting)
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(grunts)
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(gasps)
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(grunting)
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(panting)
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I'm safe. No way he finds me up here.
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(cocks gun)
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(gunshot)
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It's just your nerves, Tommy.
He's not here.
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He can't be.
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(gasps)
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(grunting)
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All right, you snooty clown.
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You won't take me without a fight.
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(grunts angrily)
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(grunting)
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Speak, damn you! Say something.
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Say anything!
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(groaning)
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Mime the gap.
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(man) And, boom!
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Wow, look at that.
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My agent was right.
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This is it. My big break.
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The one that takes me
from C-list action guy
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to A-list action guy.
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Oh. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
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You don't even know who I am.
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Let me introduce myself.
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My name is--
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(director) Cut!
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-(body thuds)
-(bell buzzing)
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(man) Nope. My name is not "Cut."
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But you get that. You're smart.
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Unlike that guy, the director,
and I use that term very loosely.
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He's only here because he made
a really popular shampoo commercial...
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-(man groaning)
-...somewhere in Yugoslavia.
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Now, you'd think a guy like that
would be grateful for the opportunity.
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(laughing) But no.
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Not this guy.
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And you know why?
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Because he's a bully,
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and there's nothing on this earth
I hate more than a bully.
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What the hell was that?
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-What the hell was what?
-That!
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The line is, "Gravity's a bitch."
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Not "Mime the gap"!
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We have to have that line.
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Remember, you say it at the beginning,
and then it comes into play at the end.
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Oh, come on, Ethan.
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We both know that
"gravity's a bitch" is a terrible line.
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You don't see the writer
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-raising his hand to complain.
-Uh, guys, could you...
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And honestly, even if he did,
he's just a writer.
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I can always toss a can of Blab
out the window
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and get another one
that will beg for a chance
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to rewrite this garbage.
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(director) I don't need some diva
D-list action star improvising lines.
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I was found in the slums of Thailand,
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where I worked as an assassin,
killing men with only my pinky.
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So if you wanna keep giving me grief,
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then, pal, we can end this right now.
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(gulps)
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(man) And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is what we call acting.
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Bam!
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Yeah, I... I mean,
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"Mime the gap" is pretty clever.
(chuckles nervously)
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After all,
filmmaking is about collaboration.
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We can make it work.
In fact, I love it. Great idea.
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Glad you came around.
Now, don't bother me.
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We've got one more day of shooting
before Christmas break
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and your star needs some "me" time.
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Chuck. I thought I said no orange ones.
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The dye will kill me.
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You want me to die, Chuck?
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No, Mr. Cage. Of course I don't.
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I... I would...
I'd give my life for you, sir.
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(Johnny) Oh, I bet he would.
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That's Chuck, my assistant.
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Fresh off the bus from who-knows-where.
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I mean, he told me,
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but boring info like that
just slips away, you know?
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Good kid.
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A little obsessed with yours truly.
But who isn't?
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All right, keep up the autographing.
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There are some adoring fans
desperate to see my face.
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(Brian) Johnny! Johnny!
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Oh, man. We are screwed, kid.
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(Johnny) Brian Van Jones,
producer extraordinaire.
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Good guy.
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We've done a few films overseas.
Nothing you'd remember.
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But this movie is as much of a break
for him as it is for me.
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Is this about the rewrite?
Now, before you get upset,
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did you hear the line?
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You are gonna love it.
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I throw the guy off the train
and I'm like, "Mime"--
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No, Johnny, it's Jennifer.
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She's gone.
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Who's Jennifer?
Oh. My co-star, Jennifer?
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Yes, your co-star. The star.
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Well, I don't know if she's "the."
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Her most important scene
is slated for tomorrow,
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-and we can't find her.
-(Chuck groans)
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What? Wait.
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Are you hitting the booger sugar again,
Brian? Come on.
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(scoffs) I wish.
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She's not answering her phone,
her assistant's disappeared.
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And if we can't get her
on set by tomorrow,
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this movie doesn't get finished.
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And then we're screwed.
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We pre-sold this movie
all over the world on her name.
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I've a million dollars
coming from Nigeria.
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Nigeria, Johnny.
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You know how hard that is
in a country that has three theaters?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean,
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we know who the main draw
for this thing is, right?
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Yeah, she is.
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I don't know what we're gonna do.
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Without that scene...
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This was my big break, you know?
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A red one?
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You know red dye will kill you, right?
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Mr. Cage says that's the orange ones.
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No, orange ones are fine.
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Red ones will blow out your ass
and melt your stomach.
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Everybody knows that.
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-I could do--
-Brian, calm down.
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I'm on your side here.
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Now what if I head over
to Jennifer's house
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and show her a little
Johnny Cage charisma?
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Really, Johnny? You'd do that?
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Oh, come on, man.
There's nothing to worry about.
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Johnny Cage has it handled.
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(Brian) You're a special guy, Johnny.
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(Johnny) In retrospect,
this is where everything went sideways.
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See my name
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In the bright lights I got the fame
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And the film lights, it's my time...
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I've finished sending the gifts
requested to your family and friends.
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Great.
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We're almost to the finish line, Chuck.
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After I convince Jennifer
to come back to the set,
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we can finally take a break.
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And by "we," I mean "me,"
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'cause I'll need you
to work through the holiday.
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It really is the most
wonderful time of the year.
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Indeed, sir.
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Though, it's strange to celebrate
Christmas without any snow.
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Snow? (scoffs)
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You can leave that shit
to the suckers on the East Coast.
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Me, I like to celebrate
Baby JC's birthday,
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same initials, by the way, right here
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in sunny SoCal.
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Golden sunshine,
blue skies, pretty girls.
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-She's still looking?
-Yeah.
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-Still?
-Yeah.
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Good.
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Famous
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I'm so famous...
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Mr. Cage. Can I ask you a question?
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Yes. My hair is real.
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No, I can't actually
punch through metal.
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And, yes, it's true
what they said about Dolly and I,
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but I don't like to talk about it.
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No. No, I... I just...
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I just want to know how you got so cool.
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Good question, Chuck.
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And lucky for you, we have a few minutes
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for me to regale you on the origins
of the Adonis you see before you.
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I was once like you.
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Truth is,
I was bullied a lot in school.
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You were?
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Yeah, I was.
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From Paris to Japan
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(Johnny) Let's start at the beginning.
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(groaning)
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(Johnny) Yep, there I am.
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Getting my ass handed to me
in gym class.
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(cackles) You're gonna cry, little baby?
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Aw, little baby's gonna cry.
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(bullies laughing)
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(Johnny) Well, of course I'm gonna cry,
you pizza-faced asshole.
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You just threw a basketball at my nose.
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(laughing)
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(Johnny) My mom tried calling
the principal, the teachers.
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They all said the same thing.
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"Boys will be boys.
Things will get better."
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But they didn't.
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It got worse.
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-(wincing)
-(bullies laughing)
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(whimpering)
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(laughter)
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(young Johnny whimpering)
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(toilet flushing)
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(Johnny) My mom, a saint among saints.
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The person who always said
fighting was for Neanderthals,
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had had enough.
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She took me to the local dojo...
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...one of those strip mall places
you've seen a dozen times.
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This wasn't some sort of fly-by-night,
black-belt-for-money joint.
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This was the real deal.
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That's when I met Master Boyd.
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And my life changed forever.
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("Rise To The Top"
by Kevan Gallagher playing)
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Fed by love and good desire
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A will of steel take you even higher
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Bad memories that howl my name
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That ember soon became a scorching flame
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I'm coming back to rise again
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I feel this will be the best of me
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Nothing can slow me down
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Or make me stop
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'Cause nothing can stand in my way
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I'm coming back to rise again
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I feel this will be the best of me
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Nothing can slow me down
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Or make me stop
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'Cause nothing can stand in my way
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I'm gonna rise to the top
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(Johnny) I had learned a lot
in a short time,
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but the greatest lesson
wasn't about how to kick or punch.
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It was something else.
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(grunts)
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(bully) Oh, look at that.
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Little Johnny finally learned
how to move out of the way.
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Where do you think
you're going, Carlton?
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We're not through talking to you yet.
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(Johnny) All those people that said
being bullied is a part of life,
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that it'll get better,
they're full of shit.
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The truth is, it only gets better
when you fight back.
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(bully growls)
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(gasps)
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(screaming)
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(wailing)
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(Johnny) Yeah, I got in trouble,
but it was worth it.
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Therein lies the lesson.
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Weak people bully.
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But the minute you push back,
they fold like a hideaway bed.
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After that,
I poured myself into martial arts.
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My master said I was special,
taught me everything he knew.
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But that wasn't enough.
257
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,731
I traveled everywhere.
258
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,149
I have so many miles now.
259
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,569
Learning from the greatest
martial arts masters around the planet.
260
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,654
Hapkido, kendo, savate.
261
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,781
I pronounced all of those correctly.
262
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,367
But eventually, all roads led here.
263
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,620
To beautiful, sunny California.
264
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,172
Stop! Thief! Stop him!
265
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,799
(thief groans)
266
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,683
Kid, this is your lucky day.
267
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,144
(upbeat pop song playing on stereo)
268
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:51,104
So, Chuck, what'd you learn
269
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:54,149
from that well-told
and incredibly inspirational story?
270
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,652
It's important to develop
your inner strength
271
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:57,861
to help those in need.
272
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,489
And become a hero
to the world around you.
273
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,032
No.
274
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,701
Kick first, be awesome, make money.
275
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,036
Here, I'll make it simple for you.
276
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,789
Write this down. W-W-J-C-D.
277
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,916
What would Johnny Cage do?
278
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,169
What would Johnny Cage do?
279
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,630
I just said that.
280
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,550
You're gonna be okay, Chuck.
And we're here.
281
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,386
Under neon lights, it's paradise
282
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,971
And this is your time
283
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,723
So keep on dancing
284
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,185
-Dancing through the night...
-(buzzing)
285
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,441
I'm sorry, Mr. Cage.
286
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,027
I know how important
Ninja Mime is to your career.
287
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,905
Maybe... Maybe she's left town.
288
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,783
-(engine and stereo turn off)
-Just because she didn't answer,
289
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,493
doesn't mean she's not there.
290
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,037
I'll just hop the fence,
take a look-see.
291
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,455
Oh! Uh...
292
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,001
Do me a favor, Chuck.
Go down the hill and get my ride washed.
293
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,628
Maybe I should stay
for a few minutes until--
294
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,089
Listen, Chuck,
conversations with the ladies
295
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:01,383
tend to go on longer than a few minutes.
296
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,467
Get me?
297
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,762
No. No, I don't.
298
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,517
Anyway, make sure
you get the wheels done.
299
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:11,685
And don't scratch it.
300
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,145
I'm counting on you, Chuck.
301
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,358
-(engine starting)
-(tires screeching)
302
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,278
I got it!
303
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,488
(crashing)
304
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,453
Oh, the things I do for fame.
305
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,170
Jennifer!
306
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:53,894
Ugh! I've seen some dumps in my time,
but, wow.
307
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,729
You think she'd have
a little more self-respect.
308
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,314
I mean, hire a housekeeper.
309
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,691
Way to turn the libido down to one.
310
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,069
(women moaning, grunting)
311
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,034
(grunting continues)
312
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,286
Yoo-hoo! Everyone decent?
313
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,996
-(women groaning)
-(blades swishing)
314
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,706
(objects clattering)
315
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:15,791
(women grunting)
316
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,675
(grunting)
317
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,847
We should've killed you
when we had the chance, Ashrah.
318
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,558
Yes, Kia. You should have.
319
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,018
(grunting)
320
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:39,773
(both grunting)
321
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,030
(both straining)
322
00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,294
Ladies. Ladies, I'm not sure
what's going on here,
323
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,045
but I'm looking for Jennifer.
324
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,006
Now I'd be happy to give this back if--
325
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,175
-(growls)
-Oh, shit!
326
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,306
(Johnny groaning) Fuck.
327
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,733
(Johnny) Okay. Okay. Okay.
328
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,443
Okay!
329
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:26,486
Sorry.
330
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,989
(Johnny groaning)
331
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,371
Okay. Please just let me...
332
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,498
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
333
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:42,920
(Kia laughing)
334
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,342
(grunting)
335
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,346
Whoa! Slow down.
336
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,140
(grunts)
337
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,266
(Johnny) Hmm?
338
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,352
(both grunting)
339
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,105
(groans)
340
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,491
Wow.
341
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,997
Obviously, this is turning us both on.
342
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,791
Can you feel that?
But I don't have time.
343
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,168
I'm looking for Jennifer.
Do you know where she is?
344
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,553
(Johnny) Get back here, Frisbee Hat.
345
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,097
Okay, wait for me!
346
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:38,892
I said, wait!
347
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,729
(groaning)
348
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,317
(device beeping)
349
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:51,697
Is that a...
350
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,490
Oh, shit.
351
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,743
-(screaming)
-(explosion)
352
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,088
(gasping)
353
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,677
(Johnny) I'd like to say that
I'm about to chase after them
354
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,723
because I'm concerned about Jennifer,
and not about getting a movie finished.
355
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:18,974
Ah, shit!
356
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,311
And that's sort of true.
357
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,563
Jennifer's well-being
is critical to the film,
358
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,024
so, in reality,
359
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,942
I am worried about her,
360
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:33,071
which makes me less of a jerk
than we're all probably thinking I am.
361
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:34,948
Fuck.
362
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,618
Phew! Glad we got that figured out.
363
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,829
Oh, man.
I hope I don't get blamed for this.
364
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,624
(upbeat rock song playing)
365
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,126
(whistling along)
366
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,127
(man yelps)
367
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,963
(song continues)
368
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,467
(gasps)
369
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:56,512
(groans)
370
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:01,517
(Johnny) Slow down!
371
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,893
Stop! Please!
372
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,103
(man) Hey, come back here with my car!
373
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:10,317
(man grunts)
374
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:11,693
(engine revs)
375
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,281
-Are you kidding me, you jerk!
-(indistinct shouting)
376
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:17,491
Oh, come on.
377
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,831
(over speakers) And over here
we have the home of Jennifer,
378
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:26,959
world-famous actress.
379
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:30,712
Oh, smells like she's having
a backyard barbecue of some sort.
380
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,674
I'm sorry, sir. This is a private tour.
381
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,759
I need you to follow that bike.
382
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,514
Sir... Wait. Do I know you?
383
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,852
Of course you do. I'm Johnny Cage,
action star extraordinaire.
384
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,022
Action?
385
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:53,026
Hmm. Yeah. Actually,
I'm really more into dramas.
386
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,863
Yeah, well, needless to say,
I have connections.
387
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:58,615
And if you catch that bike,
I'll read your script.
388
00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,950
How'd you know I'm a writer?
389
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,369
Everyone's a writer in this town, baby.
390
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,537
Now move!
391
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,205
-(song continues)
-(exhales)
392
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,766
-(microphone feedback ringing)
-Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
393
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,227
So glad you could join us on the tour.
394
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:31,148
If you look off to your left,
you'll see my good friend Tom's chateau.
395
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,734
Yes, it's true. He does his own stunts.
396
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,570
But it's because
he doesn't have much to live for.
397
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:40,199
And over there I found out
girls really do just wanna have fun
398
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,910
with that quirky pop star
you all know and love.
399
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,466
(grunting)
400
00:20:59,092 --> 00:20:59,927
(both grunt)
401
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:01,929
(tires squealing)
402
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,769
Tell my sister hello.
403
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:10,354
(grunting)
404
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:17,694
We'll find you, Ashrah.
And when we do...
405
00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:20,030
(screaming)
406
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,699
Ugh, freaking pigeons.
407
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:24,284
There she is.
408
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,207
All right, team, get me closer.
409
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,880
Um, are you sure that's a good idea?
410
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,800
I've seen my stunt doubles
do this half a dozen times.
411
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,134
How hard could it be?
412
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:43,428
(song continues)
413
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,067
(Johnny) Turns out, really hard.
414
00:21:58,277 --> 00:21:59,111
Whoa!
415
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,780
Ahhh! Now who'll read my spec?
416
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,075
What?
417
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:06,618
I'm alive.
418
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,121
-Chuck!
-Mr. Cage,
419
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:12,291
I saw you jump on the bus,
so I thought I'd follow and--
420
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't need
the play-by-play. Get me to that car.
421
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,378
Yes, sir.
422
00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:18,547
(engine accelerating)
423
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:20,299
(grunts)
424
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,137
Signal.
425
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:37,482
(grunts)
426
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,405
Miss me?
427
00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,242
Are you always so aggressive?
428
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,578
(both grunting)
429
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,582
(Johnny groans) Okay.
430
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:02,341
Just tell me where Jennifer is,
then you can have your dumb scroll.
431
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,760
I don't know.
Now give it to me.
432
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,931
Well, it's been real... bad.
433
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,475
It's been really bad. Later, babe.
434
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,269
(gasps)
435
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:20,192
Okay. Drive this... (groans)
436
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,610
(traffic cones thudding)
437
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:22,945
(grunting)
438
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,030
-(straining)
-(thudding continues)
439
00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:28,784
-(grunts)
-(car door crashing)
440
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:29,743
Great.
441
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,123
You know, you're a real bitch.
442
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,209
Whoa!
443
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:43,799
(gasps)
444
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,516
-(man) Hey.
-(dance music playing on speakers)
445
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,227
Ladies, what do you think
about the pool?
446
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,311
Brand new.
447
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,779
(women laughing)
448
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,744
Are you okay?
449
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,289
Better than okay. Look what I have.
450
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:16,665
What is it?
451
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:17,958
No idea.
452
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,627
But if those kung fu bitches
were willing to blow up a house
453
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:23,714
and try to kill me,
it has to be important. Pull over.
454
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:32,139
It's literally a star map.
455
00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:34,224
And what's this on the back?
456
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,602
It looks Greek to me.
457
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,563
You should leave the jokes to me, son.
458
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,815
No, I'm being serious. That's Greek.
459
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,483
You know Greek?
460
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:46,570
Remember when you starred
in that film Gist of my Fist?
461
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,821
That one producer?
462
00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:50,449
Well, he sent me everything
over in Greek.
463
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,951
-I had to translate it for your lawyer.
-Huh.
464
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,120
So, what does it say?
465
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,040
No idea.
466
00:24:58,123 --> 00:25:01,001
But I have a Greek dictionary
back at home.
467
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,503
We can go by and pick it up.
468
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:05,714
Oh! Maybe you can finally
autograph my poster of--
469
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:08,091
Shut up. Well, whatever it is,
470
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,302
it's the reason
that Jennifer is missing.
471
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:13,180
Which means
there's only one thing left to do.
472
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:15,557
-Recast Jennifer.
-Go to the police.
473
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,770
I mean, go to the police.
Right. Yes. That's the smart move.
474
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:20,854
Come on.
475
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,614
(Ashrah) I've failed you, Master.
I've lost the scroll.
476
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:32,658
Kia was there.
477
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,201
And another.
478
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,955
A most formidable warrior.
479
00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:39,623
(man) Warrior?
480
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:42,626
Yes. He had a strong jaw.
481
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:47,005
If I were of this world,
I would say... handsome.
482
00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:51,176
If not for his determined spirit
and distracting smell,
483
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,262
I would have the scroll,
484
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:56,765
and the forces of darkness
would never have had a chance to escape.
485
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,309
(man) You still have time, Ashrah.
486
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:02,020
The longest night is yet to come.
487
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,731
I will not fail you again...
488
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:07,276
Lord Raiden.
489
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,320
I do not doubt it.
490
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,116
And neither should you.
491
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:18,537
Ashrah.
492
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:21,498
What is the name of this warrior?
493
00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:24,168
He is called Johnny Cage.
494
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:25,252
Hmm.
495
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:31,842
Go. Retrieve the map and see
if you can enlist this warrior's help.
496
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,552
But Master, I can--
497
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:37,181
A cord of many strands
is not so easily broken.
498
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:42,769
Besides, there may be more
to this Johnny Cage than meets the eye.
499
00:26:42,853 --> 00:26:44,855
(electricity crackling)
500
00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:47,482
(pop song playing on car stereo)
501
00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:48,734
(cell phone ringing)
502
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,903
Chuckie, grab that, would you?
503
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,198
Johnny Cage's car. How can I help you?
504
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:55,616
Give me that.
505
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,242
You're in the Cage with Johnny.
506
00:26:57,326 --> 00:27:00,078
(David) Johnny, it's your fucking
beloved agent, Dave.
507
00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:04,708
I need you to swing by
the fucking office right fucking now.
508
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,668
Calm down, Dave. I would love to.
509
00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:09,129
But I'm kind of in the middle
of saving my movie.
510
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:11,215
-Jennifer has gone missing--
-(David) Johnny!
511
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:15,260
I don't care if you're trying
to save a fucking orphanage
512
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:18,138
from closing on fucking Christmas.
513
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,517
-(Johnny mouthing)
-I just got the biggest fucking offer
514
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,768
of your career.
515
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,146
-(laughing)
-(bleep) ...wants you
516
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,941
for his next fucking picture.
517
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,817
(Johnny) Yeah. That (bleep).
518
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,903
Why the hell is that being bleeped?
519
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,197
Legal? All right. Fine, fine.
520
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,699
Everyone knows
who I'm talking about anyway, right?
521
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:40,118
I mean, he did (bleep) and (bleep).
522
00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:41,662
Shit, seriously?
523
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:48,126
Okay, this... director... (exhales)
has the Midas touch.
524
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:51,421
One year, he'll make an adventure flick
that makes a bazillion dollars,
525
00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:55,008
and the next, a dramatic picture
that wins all the awards.
526
00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:58,095
So for now,
we'll call him "The Big Man,"
527
00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:00,055
so legal doesn't ride my ass.
528
00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,765
Are you all right with that, lawyers?
529
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:04,810
Point is, (bleep) can wait.
530
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,436
I'll be right over.
531
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,521
-(tires screeching)
-Ahhh!
532
00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:09,147
(song continues)
533
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:10,691
Heart attack, heart attack
534
00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:12,693
There's no going back
535
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:14,903
Heart attack
536
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:18,365
(engine and stereo turn off)
537
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,619
Mr. Cage, Mr. Doubldy is expecting you.
538
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,207
(muzak playing faintly)
539
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,713
Stay out here, kid.
I'll only be a minute.
540
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,966
Ah! Like with Jennifer?
541
00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:39,219
Um, no. Weirdo.
542
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:41,889
(sighs in exasperation)
543
00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:43,974
(keyboard clacking)
544
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:47,978
(clacking stops)
545
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,565
-(clacking resumes)
-(whistling)
546
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,359
What would Johnny Cage do?
547
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,153
(whistles)
548
00:28:58,322 --> 00:29:00,073
Hi. My name is... (groans)
549
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,952
(sighs, resumes typing)
550
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:06,955
(paper rustling)
551
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:12,002
(Johnny) My foul-mouthed agent,
David Doubldy.
552
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,213
Or rather, David fuckin' Doubldy,
553
00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:15,547
as he likes to call himself.
554
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:16,632
Recognize him?
555
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:20,010
He's the guy from Venice Beach,
the one that had his wallet lifted.
556
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:22,846
Turns out, he was
one of LA's biggest agents,
557
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,724
and after my fancy footwork,
he took me on.
558
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,518
He's been looking after me ever since.
559
00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:29,811
Fuckin' superheroes!
560
00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:31,230
Superheroes?
561
00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,733
Only nerds like that stuff.
562
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,485
And the Big Man.
563
00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:42,241
And if the Big Man says
you're playing a turtle in a thong,
564
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:47,871
you better tuck those fucking jewels
and get ready for a wedgie.
565
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,207
I do look good in a thong.
When does it start shooting?
566
00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:52,417
Beginning of the year.
567
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,795
Well, merry Christmas to me.
568
00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:56,046
Great. I can't wait.
569
00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:59,216
Don't I always take care of you, kid?
570
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:02,469
Always. I mean, fucking always.
571
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:04,388
One more thing.
572
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:05,931
Oh, is this about the ad lib?
573
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,559
Ugh, I can't believe
that director snitched.
574
00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:09,852
Okay, you tell him--
575
00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:13,897
No. No, it's nothing like that.
576
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,232
Then what?
577
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:19,403
I heard you were at Jennifer's earlier.
578
00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:20,487
How did you hear--
579
00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:24,741
I'm your fucking agent.
It's my job to know where you are.
580
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:29,830
Thing is, there was
this, uh, piece of paper, sort of like
581
00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,665
a scroll.
582
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:34,084
Yeah, we were just
about to take it to the police.
583
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,961
David, it was crazy.
584
00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:38,130
There was this babe in a toga
trying to kill me.
585
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:39,798
Jennifer's place was bombed.
586
00:30:39,882 --> 00:30:42,467
They're calling it a gas leak.
587
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:45,095
A gas leak? No, Dave.
588
00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:47,306
Jennifer's missing.
She could be kidnapped, hurt.
589
00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:50,517
The scroll thing's probably
the only lead we have to finding her,
590
00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,478
-so I'm going to the police and--
-(shushing)
591
00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:57,482
Johnny, you don't need
to worry about Jennifer.
592
00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,151
She's fine.
593
00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:04,573
What I need you to worry about
is giving me the scroll.
594
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:05,657
Okay?
595
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,826
What's going on?
596
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,745
Why do you want the scroll so much?
597
00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:11,914
(sighing)
598
00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:17,794
Okay, I was going to wait on this,
but I belong to a club.
599
00:31:17,878 --> 00:31:21,006
Real prestigious shit.
600
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:21,965
Like the Academy?
601
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,843
Eh, less ass-kissy.
602
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:28,931
This club has its fingers
everywhere in this town.
603
00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:33,560
You become part of this club,
you'll always have work
604
00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:39,316
and you'll be the superstar
you always wanted to be.
605
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:41,360
Sounds great. What's the catch?
606
00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:46,615
No catch. We...
I want you to be part of it.
607
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:50,452
We're going to have
a whole induction ceremony
608
00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:53,121
at the Magical Mansion tonight,
609
00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:56,083
and all you need to do is show up,
610
00:31:56,166 --> 00:32:00,295
with those expensive veneers and...
611
00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:03,465
give me the scroll.
612
00:32:03,549 --> 00:32:04,925
What about Ninja Mime?
613
00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:06,802
You told me, and I quote,
614
00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:08,846
"This movie will make you
fucking A-list."
615
00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:11,932
(slams table) Are you fucking deaf?
616
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:16,687
Stop thinking about Ninja fucking Mime
617
00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:20,899
and start thinking about
the Big Man's movie.
618
00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:24,570
Think about tights and fucking capes.
619
00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:28,574
I told you, Ninja Mime is already done.
620
00:32:28,657 --> 00:32:33,996
And if you don't give me that scroll
right fucking now,
621
00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,664
so are you.
622
00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:37,082
(Johnny) What did he say?
623
00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:38,917
What did you say?
624
00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:41,003
You heard me.
625
00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:42,921
I made you.
626
00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:48,677
Without me, you'd still be working
at fucking Blockbuster,
627
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,973
yelling at customers about late fees.
628
00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:56,560
Now, quit being a big baby
629
00:32:56,643 --> 00:33:00,022
and give me that fucking scroll!
630
00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:05,319
(Johnny) If I was a well-adjusted man,
someone who wasn't picked on as a kid,
631
00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,654
who didn't have
a distinct problem with authority
632
00:33:07,738 --> 00:33:11,491
and didn't hate, hate bullies,
633
00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:13,827
I probably would've handled
the next bit better.
634
00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:16,914
You made me?
635
00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:20,334
Listen, asshole.
You don't do shit for me.
636
00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:23,504
Sitting on your ass while I'm out there
getting thrown through windows,
637
00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:26,006
paparazzi chasing me into the john.
638
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:31,803
Ninja Mime is my best work,
and you better pray it does well.
639
00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:35,474
Because that's the last cent
you're ever gonna get from me.
640
00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:36,558
You're fired!
641
00:33:44,942 --> 00:33:45,943
(gun cocks)
642
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:53,408
I was hoping to do this the easy way.
643
00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:57,538
Give me the fucking scroll!
644
00:33:59,206 --> 00:34:00,874
Sure. Here.
645
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,877
Spin kick! I call out my own moves.
646
00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:10,300
I don't need a gun
to take care of a bitch like you.
647
00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:13,220
(both grunting)
648
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:23,438
Some more of this.
649
00:34:27,818 --> 00:34:29,152
Ponytails are dumb.
650
00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:37,119
(Johnny straining)
651
00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:41,123
And the award goes to... your face!
652
00:34:41,206 --> 00:34:43,375
(David groaning)
653
00:34:59,141 --> 00:35:00,809
(David grunting)
654
00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,271
(chuckles)
655
00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:06,899
You don't know what you're doing.
656
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,401
-What the hell?
-(growls)
657
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:15,490
We fucking run this town,
and you're as good as dead.
658
00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:17,075
(grunting)
659
00:35:17,618 --> 00:35:20,746
Ya hear me? Dead!
660
00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:26,001
Yeah?
Well, you're totally not worth 10%.
661
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,426
(muzak playing)
662
00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:35,844
(glass shattering)
663
00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:36,929
(David screaming)
664
00:35:37,554 --> 00:35:38,555
(gurgling)
665
00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:42,559
(screaming, gasping)
666
00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:46,480
-Oh, oh, is...
-(elevator dings)
667
00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,440
-Is he... Is he...
-(gurgling continues)
668
00:35:49,316 --> 00:35:50,526
Is he dead?
669
00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:54,238
I'm sure he's fine.
670
00:35:54,321 --> 00:35:55,656
(David groaning)
671
00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,660
(shrieking, wheezing)
672
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,915
See? He's fine. Chuck, get the car.
673
00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:21,431
Where is Kia?
674
00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:26,144
She was killed.
By a member of the White Lotus.
675
00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:30,691
What of the scroll and the chosen one?
676
00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:31,775
Gone.
677
00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:35,654
Then I'll leave it up to you
to find him,
678
00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:37,906
Jataaka.
679
00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:41,618
Retrieve the map and the chosen one.
680
00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:43,662
For the Shadow.
681
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:45,581
For the Shadow.
682
00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:56,216
So?
683
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,218
I guess "protect and serve"
doesn't apply
684
00:36:58,302 --> 00:37:00,470
to celebrities on the verge of success.
685
00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:02,890
Something weird is going on, Chuck.
686
00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:05,309
We're gonna have
to figure this out ourselves.
687
00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:08,437
Okay. What... What do we do next?
688
00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:10,856
"Party like it's 1999."
689
00:37:13,483 --> 00:37:16,528
It's a song, by... Forget it.
690
00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:18,614
(upbeat R and B music playing)
691
00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:31,752
(Johnny) Magical Mansion. Invite-only.
I've never been because, well...
692
00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:35,005
...after the SWAT incident
with the birthday magician,
693
00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:39,092
I was kind of blackballed
by every so-called magician in town.
694
00:37:39,176 --> 00:37:40,177
Forever.
695
00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:42,596
(Chuck, over earpiece) Are you sure
it's okay we're using the sound van?
696
00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,598
-(earpiece beeps)
-Sound department loves me.
697
00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:48,018
I'm sure they're fine
with helping out the star of Ninja Mime.
698
00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:50,771
How goes it on the scroll front?
699
00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:53,524
-It goes.
-Hurry. I'm about to head in.
700
00:37:53,607 --> 00:37:55,817
If something goes wrong, call the army.
701
00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:58,195
Or better yet, call the actor's union.
702
00:37:58,278 --> 00:37:59,530
They're way tougher.
703
00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:11,208
Name?
704
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:14,044
Cage. Johnny Cage.
705
00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:18,048
Um... I'm sorry. You aren't on the list.
706
00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:22,052
But, I mean, I should be. Right?
707
00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:25,055
Sir, the Magical Mansion
is a members-only establishment.
708
00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:28,225
Unless you're a member
or here as a guest,
709
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:31,103
which according to my notes,
you will never be,
710
00:38:33,063 --> 00:38:35,023
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
711
00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:38,735
Oh, come on. It was an honest mistake.
712
00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:42,614
(Jataaka) Wait. He's a guest of mine.
713
00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:44,491
(Johnny) I've been around
a lot of beautiful women.
714
00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:46,076
She might take the cake.
715
00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,746
Her legs were as long and curvy
as Mulholland Drive.
716
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,874
And probably just as dangerous.
717
00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:53,750
My cousin was killed up there.
718
00:38:58,130 --> 00:39:00,174
Where have you been my entire life?
719
00:39:00,257 --> 00:39:02,759
Getting ready for you, darling.
720
00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:04,678
Shall we?
721
00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:12,144
Don't we make a fetching couple?
722
00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:18,734
After you.
723
00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:30,787
(piano playing cheerful music)
724
00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:32,956
(audience gasping)
725
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,042
(cheerful music continues)
726
00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,757
-(audience applauding)
-(woman chuckles)
727
00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:48,555
So, Mr. Cage,
what brings you to our little club?
728
00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:51,808
My agent told me
I should come check it out.
729
00:39:51,892 --> 00:39:53,519
Said he wanted me to join.
730
00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,230
And who is your agent?
731
00:39:56,313 --> 00:39:58,315
(Johnny) Shit. Walked right into that.
732
00:39:58,815 --> 00:40:01,735
Uh, his name is Dominic Boon.
733
00:40:01,818 --> 00:40:03,237
Uh, do you know him?
734
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,239
No, I'm not familiar.
735
00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:08,158
(Johnny) And Johnny Cage with the save!
736
00:40:08,825 --> 00:40:11,828
But if you would like to be a member,
737
00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:15,832
then you deserve... a private tour.
738
00:40:16,959 --> 00:40:20,003
Anything you'd like to do in private
sounds good to me.
739
00:40:20,087 --> 00:40:22,089
Please, lead the way.
740
00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:24,258
So cool.
741
00:40:29,263 --> 00:40:31,306
-(Chuck) Johnny? You're breaking up.
-(static crackling)
742
00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:33,058
Uh, is this a basement?
743
00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:35,519
Are we right underneath the mansion?
744
00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:40,399
Why, if anything happened down here,
how would the police know where to look?
745
00:40:40,482 --> 00:40:42,442
(Jataaka chuckles) They wouldn't.
746
00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:46,196
Part of the membership grants you access
to the old subway tunnels
747
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,574
that used to crisscross Los Angeles.
748
00:40:48,657 --> 00:40:49,491
(Chuck) Johnny, I'm...
749
00:40:49,575 --> 00:40:51,118
-I'm trying to figure out where you are.
-(wheels screech)
750
00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:52,578
-(static crackling)
-You're breaking up.
751
00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:53,954
I can't... I can't hear anything.
752
00:40:54,872 --> 00:40:56,248
-(man screaming)
-(woman laughing)
753
00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:58,876
So, about this initiation.
754
00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:01,128
-I don't have to, you know...
-(whip cracking)
755
00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:02,713
...do something weird, do I?
756
00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:05,465
Define "weird."
757
00:41:05,549 --> 00:41:08,135
I don't know. Drink human blood?
758
00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:09,720
(chuckles) No.
759
00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:12,055
You don't have to drink blood.
760
00:41:12,723 --> 00:41:15,225
But you do need a member
to stand up for you.
761
00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:18,604
Which I'd be happy to do.
762
00:41:19,062 --> 00:41:21,899
(Johnny) I wonder if she'd be willing
to lay down for me too.
763
00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:24,985
Chica-bow-wicca-bow
wicca-bow-bow.
764
00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:27,946
Sorry. I even do the porn music
in my voice-overs.
765
00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,699
Come. We aren't far.
766
00:41:34,703 --> 00:41:37,748
(voices chanting indistinctly)
767
00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:39,917
Are you scared, Mr. Cage?
768
00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:44,254
Pfft! No,
Johnny Cage doesn't get scared.
769
00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:45,589
I peed myself.
770
00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:50,761
But you know, I'm not a big fan
of the dark or being underground.
771
00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:52,471
What if there's an earthquake?
772
00:41:52,554 --> 00:41:55,015
Maybe... maybe we should just
head back upstairs. What do you say?
773
00:41:55,682 --> 00:41:58,018
(Johnny moans, shudders)
774
00:41:58,936 --> 00:42:04,566
You don't know what glories await you
a little further ahead.
775
00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,320
Well, shit. That's not fair.
776
00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,446
(Ashrah) Hyah!
777
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,365
-You!
-You!
778
00:42:11,949 --> 00:42:12,950
Me.
779
00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:15,118
(grunts)
780
00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:17,788
You need to stop hitting people.
781
00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:19,831
(sword unsheathing)
782
00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:25,712
What the fuck!
783
00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:33,887
Come on.
784
00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:38,684
What was that? I mean,
she was hot, but energy beams?
785
00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:40,185
What the hell is going on?
786
00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:41,770
Her name is Jataaka.
787
00:42:41,854 --> 00:42:44,606
One of three assassins
from the Brotherhood of Shadow.
788
00:42:44,690 --> 00:42:48,193
They are intent on raising their god
in order to destroy the world.
789
00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:51,321
Yeah, great. Everything you just said
doesn't make sense,
790
00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:55,033
including the part about a woman
in something called the Brotherhood.
791
00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:58,412
This is all a bit much.
792
00:42:58,495 --> 00:43:00,622
I was just looking for my co-star, okay?
793
00:43:00,706 --> 00:43:04,251
Whatever weird sci-fi thing
you guys got going on down here
794
00:43:04,334 --> 00:43:06,336
has nothing to do with me.
795
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,421
Agreed.
796
00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:09,965
But as long as you
have the scroll, Johnny Cage--
797
00:43:10,048 --> 00:43:11,383
Oh, you're a fan.
798
00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:13,594
Where is the scroll?
799
00:43:13,844 --> 00:43:15,679
Oh. Uh, Chuck has it.
800
00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:18,223
Then we must get to this Chuck.
801
00:43:26,565 --> 00:43:27,733
(both panting)
802
00:43:27,816 --> 00:43:30,861
So once you get the scroll,
they'll leave me alone, right?
803
00:43:31,737 --> 00:43:33,655
What other purpose
would they have for you?
804
00:43:35,741 --> 00:43:37,409
-Chuck, you there?
-(Chuck) Johnny!
805
00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:41,371
I just called the union,
but they said something about dues owed
806
00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:43,415
and that they can't help you
because you're late--
807
00:43:43,498 --> 00:43:46,293
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Never mind.
I'm at the NOHO sign.
808
00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:48,504
I need you to come get me
as quick as possible.
809
00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:49,505
(explosion)
810
00:43:57,930 --> 00:44:00,974
You will be punished
for your betrayal, Ashrah.
811
00:44:33,549 --> 00:44:35,843
-Enough!
-(Johnny) Oh, shit!
812
00:44:38,887 --> 00:44:41,223
(Jataaka) Ashrah has decided her fate.
813
00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:44,852
But you, Johnny, you are special.
814
00:44:46,103 --> 00:44:48,021
We need you for the Brotherhood.
815
00:44:48,981 --> 00:44:51,900
Join us
and all your dreams will come true.
816
00:44:52,651 --> 00:44:55,320
Oh, no, this club sounds great.
Where do I sign?
817
00:44:55,404 --> 00:44:57,489
-Fuck you!
-(vehicle approaching)
818
00:44:58,073 --> 00:44:58,991
(honking)
819
00:44:59,783 --> 00:45:00,784
(screaming)
820
00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:06,290
(screaming)
821
00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:10,460
Two years on the job,
and he's never been late.
822
00:45:17,426 --> 00:45:18,427
You okay?
823
00:45:18,969 --> 00:45:22,764
Well, I just found out an evil cult
is trying to raise a god in Los Angeles.
824
00:45:22,848 --> 00:45:24,975
So all things considered, I'm all right.
825
00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:27,311
Oh, hi. My name is--
826
00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:28,770
No time for names, Chuck.
827
00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:31,106
Tell me you've translated the scroll.
828
00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:32,149
Most of it.
829
00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:35,736
On one side is a map.
830
00:45:35,819 --> 00:45:37,487
-To what?
-Los Angeles.
831
00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:41,992
This is the stadium,
the Tar Pits, Observatory.
832
00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:44,244
And if you connect the dots, it's...
833
00:45:45,162 --> 00:45:48,332
So, this entire city
is run by Satanists?
834
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:49,583
Oh, makes sense.
835
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:51,293
Not Satanists.
836
00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:53,086
Disciples of Shinnok.
837
00:45:53,170 --> 00:45:54,546
Shinnok?
838
00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:57,758
Quite a name. Let me guess.
The mad god you were talking about?
839
00:45:57,841 --> 00:46:01,386
(Ashrah) Yes.
He is the ruler of Netherrealm,
840
00:46:02,137 --> 00:46:05,015
and calls for the destruction
of all things.
841
00:46:05,098 --> 00:46:07,142
Well, sounds pretty Satan-y to me.
842
00:46:07,809 --> 00:46:09,102
There. What's in the center?
843
00:46:10,187 --> 00:46:13,273
(Chuck) That's Dan's world-famous
Oriental Theater.
844
00:46:13,357 --> 00:46:16,902
Oh, yes. Dan's world-famous
Oriental Theater.
845
00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:19,530
Everybody knows that,
but I don't get it.
846
00:46:19,613 --> 00:46:21,240
What do they want with the theater?
847
00:46:21,323 --> 00:46:22,574
I mean, this Shinnok,
848
00:46:22,658 --> 00:46:24,993
is he looking to
put his horn prints in cement?
849
00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:27,287
That's where they will
open the gate to Netherrealm.
850
00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:28,455
She's right.
851
00:46:29,998 --> 00:46:33,585
The Greek on the back,
okay, it's actually a spell.
852
00:46:33,669 --> 00:46:36,171
It says that in order to open the gate,
853
00:46:36,255 --> 00:46:39,842
they need what they call...
"special" blood.
854
00:46:40,509 --> 00:46:43,679
Or... the blood of a god.
855
00:46:44,429 --> 00:46:46,014
Is that why Jennifer is missing?
856
00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:49,059
I mean, she's good,
but, well, I wouldn't call her a god.
857
00:46:49,852 --> 00:46:51,019
No matter.
858
00:46:51,103 --> 00:46:53,480
As long as we have the spell,
she is safe.
859
00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:57,025
We must retreat to our temple
and fend off any attack to--
860
00:46:57,109 --> 00:47:00,904
Retreat? Lady, I'm American.
I don't even know the word.
861
00:47:02,281 --> 00:47:05,409
I mean, I know it, but you know...
You know what I'm trying to say.
862
00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:09,955
-(shrieking)
-Whoa!
863
00:47:12,624 --> 00:47:14,668
-(Johnny) Ew!
-Ahhh!
864
00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:16,587
-Did you see that?
-Yes!
865
00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:21,216
She just jumped out
and I spin-kicked her head off.
866
00:47:21,425 --> 00:47:23,302
(hesitating) I know.
867
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,429
Oh, man, my therapy bill
868
00:47:25,512 --> 00:47:27,264
-is gonna be through the roof.
-(Chuck retching)
869
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:30,893
-You okay, Chuck?
-This violence is out of control.
870
00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:32,352
Tell me about it.
871
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:36,523
What are you doing?
872
00:47:36,607 --> 00:47:39,818
Burning the paper.
No spell, no Armageddon.
873
00:47:39,902 --> 00:47:43,530
And if there's no chance of Armageddon,
they'll let Jennifer go.
874
00:47:43,614 --> 00:47:46,658
And we will be back on set
before call time.
875
00:47:46,742 --> 00:47:48,535
-(missile whooshing)
-(all groaning)
876
00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:02,966
Jennifer?
877
00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:04,426
Hi, Johnny.
878
00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:06,803
Looks like you found me.
879
00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:14,645
(groans)
880
00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:17,314
(straining)
881
00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:22,069
Well, not the first time
I've woken up like this.
882
00:48:22,694 --> 00:48:25,155
(Jennifer) Merry Christmas, sleepyhead.
883
00:48:25,739 --> 00:48:27,199
It's about time you woke up.
884
00:48:27,699 --> 00:48:30,577
Jennifer? Jennifer!
We gotta get the fuck out of here.
885
00:48:30,661 --> 00:48:32,913
These crazy cultists
want to sacrifice you
886
00:48:32,996 --> 00:48:34,373
for some demon thing.
887
00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:36,333
Hurry, untie me
before they get back, so--
888
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:37,459
(Jennifer shushing)
889
00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:41,296
Oh, Johnny. Why would we do that?
890
00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,717
-(yelps)
-Because I've got you
891
00:48:45,801 --> 00:48:49,096
right where I've wanted you
the entire time.
892
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,681
(wincing)
893
00:48:52,057 --> 00:48:53,058
Come again?
894
00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:55,853
You still don't get it, do you?
895
00:48:56,812 --> 00:49:00,065
I'm starting to. You're bat-shit crazy.
896
00:49:00,148 --> 00:49:01,149
(laughs)
897
00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:03,235
Maybe.
898
00:49:03,318 --> 00:49:05,696
But they say that about my god.
899
00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:08,532
So, I'm in good company.
900
00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:10,826
Jennifer, come on.
901
00:49:10,909 --> 00:49:13,912
You can't be throwing
your career away on some cult.
902
00:49:13,996 --> 00:49:17,457
This cult is why I have a career.
903
00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:20,169
The Brotherhood sent us here years ago,
904
00:49:20,252 --> 00:49:23,881
but me and some others were lost.
905
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:26,008
Cut off from our realm.
906
00:49:26,091 --> 00:49:29,553
We've searched for decades
for a way back.
907
00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:32,848
But then, we found the scroll
and it showed us
908
00:49:32,931 --> 00:49:36,602
how to bring our god here,
to Earthrealm.
909
00:49:37,269 --> 00:49:39,855
We scoured the Earth for the elements.
910
00:49:39,938 --> 00:49:43,108
A Holy Kriss, a sacred chalice...
911
00:49:43,192 --> 00:49:47,070
-(straining)
-...and the blood of someone special.
912
00:49:48,238 --> 00:49:53,619
You, Johnny Cage,
have the blood of gods.
913
00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:56,288
You're the one we've waited for.
914
00:49:56,371 --> 00:50:00,209
You're the key
to opening a portal for my king.
915
00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:03,170
Well, I'm flattered, Jennifer, but I--
916
00:50:03,253 --> 00:50:04,546
No.
917
00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:07,591
No need to call me by that name anymore.
918
00:50:07,674 --> 00:50:11,053
Please, call me Sareena.
919
00:50:13,305 --> 00:50:16,683
The only thing I'm gonna call you
is a fucking lunatic.
920
00:50:16,767 --> 00:50:19,144
Why don't you let me go? Now!
921
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:22,189
We weren't sure
you were the one at first.
922
00:50:22,272 --> 00:50:26,235
It seemed impossible
that someone so stupid
923
00:50:26,318 --> 00:50:28,570
could be so critical to our mission.
924
00:50:28,654 --> 00:50:32,908
It's been fun, watching you
blindly do what we wanted.
925
00:50:32,991 --> 00:50:38,038
From David taking you on as a client
to being my co-star on Ninja Mime.
926
00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:42,167
(laughs) Even when Brian tricked you
into going to my house.
927
00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:44,336
Brian is in on it too?
928
00:50:44,419 --> 00:50:45,879
Fuck Brian.
929
00:50:45,963 --> 00:50:47,756
Everyone is.
930
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,927
Soon, our god will arrive,
and we will rule by his side.
931
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:55,514
And all it costs is a couple
of human sacrifices here and there?
932
00:50:55,597 --> 00:51:00,477
Consider yourself lucky
to be part of the coming of Shinnok.
933
00:51:00,936 --> 00:51:03,063
-Oh, yeah, real lucky.
-(claps)
934
00:51:05,524 --> 00:51:07,526
Come on, Jennifer. Don't do this!
935
00:51:07,609 --> 00:51:08,610
Do this?
936
00:51:09,111 --> 00:51:10,487
It's already done.
937
00:51:21,582 --> 00:51:22,583
(groans)
938
00:51:24,710 --> 00:51:25,711
(grunts)
939
00:51:26,587 --> 00:51:28,630
Where are we? Where's Johnny?
940
00:51:28,714 --> 00:51:29,673
That hack?
941
00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:32,342
He's about to have
another starring role.
942
00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:33,886
His last, in fact.
943
00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:38,098
Tell me where your master is.
944
00:51:39,474 --> 00:51:40,392
(grunts)
945
00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:42,853
I'm sure Shinnok
would like a word with him
946
00:51:42,936 --> 00:51:44,605
when he arrives in Earthrealm.
947
00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:46,231
Stop it!
948
00:51:47,774 --> 00:51:48,775
(grunting)
949
00:51:50,944 --> 00:51:52,112
You're a strong one.
950
00:51:52,738 --> 00:51:53,906
But what about him?
951
00:51:54,698 --> 00:51:57,451
Leave him alone. He is only a boy.
952
00:51:57,534 --> 00:52:01,163
There was a time in which you would
have eaten this boy limb from limb.
953
00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,583
(chuckles) Hasn't she told you?
954
00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:08,754
That thing you think is human
is a demon from Netherrealm.
955
00:52:08,837 --> 00:52:11,423
A demon just like me.
956
00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:14,801
-(chuckles maliciously)
-(Chuck whimpers)
957
00:52:15,886 --> 00:52:17,554
I am nothing like you.
958
00:52:18,138 --> 00:52:19,681
She pretends.
959
00:52:19,765 --> 00:52:21,683
On a quest to find redemption,
960
00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:24,978
which is your weakness.
961
00:52:25,062 --> 00:52:27,898
You can't stand
the suffering of the innocent.
962
00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:30,192
It's why I became a director.
963
00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:37,115
Now, Ashrah. Tell me, where is Raiden?
964
00:52:37,741 --> 00:52:39,326
You think you can intimidate me?
965
00:52:39,409 --> 00:52:41,954
I'm an assistant.
I get tortured for money!
966
00:52:42,746 --> 00:52:44,581
(grunts, groans)
967
00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:48,043
What would Johnny Cage do?
968
00:52:49,378 --> 00:52:50,212
(groans)
969
00:52:51,088 --> 00:52:51,922
(neck snapping)
970
00:52:54,967 --> 00:52:55,968
Is he dead?
971
00:52:56,051 --> 00:52:57,052
Yes.
972
00:52:57,970 --> 00:53:03,725
Aw, man. Ninja Mime is totally
not happening now he's... (sighs) Geez.
973
00:53:06,895 --> 00:53:07,896
(straining)
974
00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:10,983
Ahhh!
975
00:53:16,738 --> 00:53:19,825
I am impressed.
You have a warrior's heart.
976
00:53:19,908 --> 00:53:20,909
(yelps)
977
00:53:21,952 --> 00:53:23,203
Mr. Cage always told me,
978
00:53:23,787 --> 00:53:27,249
if I get in a sticky situation,
to think about what he would do.
979
00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:29,751
But since I didn't have time
to exfoliate,
980
00:53:29,835 --> 00:53:31,879
I thought that was the next best thing.
981
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:37,426
I don't know what you're saying,
but I do know he is your hero.
982
00:53:37,509 --> 00:53:43,223
So, Chuck Golden,
let's save your hero before he dies.
983
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:46,977
Yeah. Uh, but...
Is it true what he said?
984
00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:48,604
You're not human?
985
00:53:48,687 --> 00:53:52,024
No, I am not. But I'm working on it.
986
00:54:08,874 --> 00:54:10,876
-(gong thumping)
-(cultists chanting indistinctly)
987
00:54:28,852 --> 00:54:31,021
Brothers, sisters.
988
00:54:31,688 --> 00:54:35,359
It is time that we give back to our god
989
00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:38,445
for that which he has given to us.
990
00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:44,660
We, the privileged,
the wealthy, the beautiful.
991
00:54:45,118 --> 00:54:50,040
All given to us
so that we may live in this moment.
992
00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:55,128
So that we can bring about
his power on Earth.
993
00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:59,007
Bring in the chosen one.
994
00:55:00,634 --> 00:55:02,094
Get your hands off me.
995
00:55:02,636 --> 00:55:04,888
This is bullshit.
I don't care who you are.
996
00:55:04,972 --> 00:55:08,100
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna sue the pants off you.
997
00:55:08,183 --> 00:55:11,520
They're not wearing pants.
The robes, the stupid robes, I mean.
998
00:55:18,986 --> 00:55:23,031
(cultists chanting)
Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok.
999
00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:27,286
Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok.
1000
00:55:27,661 --> 00:55:31,540
Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok.
1001
00:55:32,249 --> 00:55:35,252
Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok.
1002
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:40,340
Oh, look! The three not-so-wise ones.
1003
00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:43,343
Gag him.
1004
00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:44,428
(chanting continues) Shinnok.
1005
00:55:44,511 --> 00:55:45,971
-(groans)
-Shadam.
1006
00:55:46,889 --> 00:55:49,558
Screw you!
(muffled) The spell's not working.
1007
00:55:49,641 --> 00:55:51,685
I can tell how old you are.
1008
00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:54,563
(cultists chanting) Shinnok. Shadam.
1009
00:55:54,646 --> 00:55:56,899
So, what do we do?
1010
00:55:56,982 --> 00:55:59,735
I will get closer to try to free Johnny.
1011
00:56:00,444 --> 00:56:02,696
You must provide a distraction.
1012
00:56:03,238 --> 00:56:04,239
A distraction?
1013
00:56:04,323 --> 00:56:05,782
(hesitates)
1014
00:56:05,866 --> 00:56:08,160
What... what type of distraction? I...
1015
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:10,120
Remember...
1016
00:56:10,871 --> 00:56:12,706
What would Johnny Cage do?
1017
00:56:19,838 --> 00:56:21,507
What would Johnny Cage do?
1018
00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:24,843
What would Johnny Cage do?
1019
00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:32,142
(chanting continues)
1020
00:56:38,148 --> 00:56:42,069
(Jennifer) With this cut,
let the blood flow
1021
00:56:42,152 --> 00:56:45,405
that will open a gateway for our god!
1022
00:56:48,075 --> 00:56:49,535
(muffled groans) Fuck you!
1023
00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:51,703
Please make it stop!
1024
00:56:52,829 --> 00:56:56,458
(chanting intensifies)
Shinnok, Shadam, Shanee.
1025
00:56:57,042 --> 00:57:00,712
Shinnok, Shadam, Shanee,
1026
00:57:01,171 --> 00:57:02,297
Shinnok,
1027
00:57:02,714 --> 00:57:03,757
Shadam,
1028
00:57:03,924 --> 00:57:05,008
Shanee.
1029
00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:07,511
It's working.
1030
00:57:08,011 --> 00:57:09,012
It's working.
1031
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:10,764
It's working!
1032
00:57:10,848 --> 00:57:12,349
(chanting intensifies)
1033
00:57:12,432 --> 00:57:14,434
Shanee! Shinnok!
1034
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,689
Shanee! Shinnok!
1035
00:57:18,772 --> 00:57:19,940
(cultists gasping)
1036
00:57:30,284 --> 00:57:32,035
Don't worry, Johnny.
1037
00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:33,704
You'll always be immortal...
1038
00:57:34,371 --> 00:57:35,330
in the movies.
1039
00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:37,332
(Chuck) Hey!
1040
00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:38,959
Who dares?
1041
00:57:39,334 --> 00:57:40,794
(Johnny, muffled) Chuck?
1042
00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:43,130
My name is Chuck Golden,
1043
00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:46,258
and I'm the best damn assistant in town.
1044
00:57:47,009 --> 00:57:49,011
(ululating yell)
1045
00:57:53,098 --> 00:57:55,559
(groaning) Ow!
1046
00:57:56,977 --> 00:57:58,562
(muffled) Oh, fuck.
1047
00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:05,444
Sorry, Mr. Cage.
1048
00:58:07,487 --> 00:58:09,406
(Jennifer chuckles)
1049
00:58:09,489 --> 00:58:12,492
Yes. Sorry, Mr. Cage.
1050
00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:15,746
No one is coming to save you now.
1051
00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:16,997
(Johnny, muffled) I wouldn't say that.
1052
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,123
What?
1053
00:58:18,749 --> 00:58:21,043
(muffled) I said, I wouldn't say that.
1054
00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:22,669
(sighs in exasperation)
1055
00:58:23,879 --> 00:58:25,672
What are you saying?
1056
00:58:25,756 --> 00:58:28,008
I said, "Go fuck yourself."
1057
00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:33,430
(Jennifer groans)
1058
00:58:35,682 --> 00:58:36,517
(groaning)
1059
00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:42,356
(groans)
1060
00:58:42,981 --> 00:58:44,983
(man groaning)
1061
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:51,031
Oh, come on!
1062
00:58:56,411 --> 00:58:58,455
It's too late, sister.
1063
00:58:58,539 --> 00:59:00,374
The Gateway is opening.
1064
00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:04,753
Sister?
1065
00:59:04,837 --> 00:59:06,797
You're telling me you're a...
1066
00:59:07,381 --> 00:59:09,216
A demon, yes.
1067
00:59:10,133 --> 00:59:11,134
Oh, that's hot.
1068
00:59:11,218 --> 00:59:14,221
(low growling, squelching)
1069
00:59:15,055 --> 00:59:16,723
(distorted voices whispering)
1070
00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:38,495
(woman) No! No, no, no. No, no, no.
1071
00:59:38,579 --> 00:59:40,247
(cultists clamoring)
1072
00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:44,168
(electricity crackling)
1073
00:59:52,092 --> 00:59:54,094
(clamoring continues)
1074
01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:02,769
(exhales)
1075
01:00:11,862 --> 01:00:13,864
(cultists chanting softly)
1076
01:00:35,928 --> 01:00:37,221
Sareena.
1077
01:00:38,305 --> 01:00:40,432
I thought you were lost to us.
1078
01:00:41,767 --> 01:00:42,768
I was.
1079
01:00:43,435 --> 01:00:46,188
But now, I am found.
1080
01:00:46,897 --> 01:00:47,981
Indeed.
1081
01:00:49,399 --> 01:00:51,985
Where have you brought me, my child?
1082
01:00:52,069 --> 01:00:54,321
The jewel of all places.
1083
01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:57,574
Earthrealm, my Majesty.
1084
01:00:57,658 --> 01:00:59,201
Earthrealm.
1085
01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:00,827
(laughs)
1086
01:01:02,913 --> 01:01:07,251
I have longed to feast
on the bones of its denizens.
1087
01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,878
You have done well, my child.
1088
01:01:11,046 --> 01:01:14,007
And for that, you will be rewarded.
1089
01:01:15,092 --> 01:01:16,176
(Ashrah) It's over.
1090
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,761
He's won.
1091
01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:19,596
He hasn't won shit, not yet.
1092
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,516
He is a god, and we are--
1093
01:01:22,599 --> 01:01:25,310
Earth's best chance of survival.
1094
01:01:25,394 --> 01:01:26,520
Listen, Ashrah.
1095
01:01:26,603 --> 01:01:30,065
That guy is just another
in a long line of bullies,
1096
01:01:30,148 --> 01:01:32,317
and the minute you push back
against a bully...
1097
01:01:32,401 --> 01:01:34,069
They fold like a hideaway bed.
1098
01:01:35,279 --> 01:01:36,280
Always.
1099
01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:38,073
You wanna be human?
1100
01:01:38,156 --> 01:01:41,994
Well, never giving up
is part of our DNA, okay?
1101
01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:45,497
That and male-pattern baldness.
Thank God I didn't get that.
1102
01:01:45,581 --> 01:01:46,790
Now think.
1103
01:01:46,874 --> 01:01:49,793
There has to be some way
to get rid of this guy.
1104
01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:51,461
I don't know.
1105
01:01:51,545 --> 01:01:52,629
(Chuck) I might.
1106
01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:54,381
If we can get him back to the rift,
1107
01:01:54,464 --> 01:01:55,966
and I can say the spell,
1108
01:01:56,049 --> 01:01:59,011
it should close,
trapping him wherever that leads.
1109
01:02:00,429 --> 01:02:01,638
Nah, that's a stupid idea.
1110
01:02:01,722 --> 01:02:03,223
I'm kidding. That's terrific.
1111
01:02:03,307 --> 01:02:06,268
Okay, Ashrah, can you get the scroll?
1112
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,733
Yes. And what about you?
1113
01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:15,277
I'm gonna do
what action stars always do.
1114
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,739
Get a huge trailer and save the day.
1115
01:02:21,033 --> 01:02:22,075
Earthrealm.
1116
01:02:22,701 --> 01:02:23,744
Finally.
1117
01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:27,039
I have come to mete out
your destruction.
1118
01:02:27,706 --> 01:02:28,999
Bow before me.
1119
01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,044
Celebrate my arrival.
1120
01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:35,422
(Johnny) Hey, even whiter David Bowie!
1121
01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:39,176
There's only one god
we're celebrating today,
1122
01:02:39,259 --> 01:02:40,969
and it sure as hell ain't you.
1123
01:02:43,096 --> 01:02:44,056
(grunts)
1124
01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:52,439
Oh, shit.
1125
01:02:54,399 --> 01:02:56,401
(Christmas music playing over speakers)
1126
01:02:58,237 --> 01:02:59,238
(camera shutter clicks)
1127
01:02:59,613 --> 01:03:02,616
-(rumbling)
-(people gasping, murmuring)
1128
01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:05,160
(grunts)
1129
01:03:10,332 --> 01:03:11,875
-(man 1) What happened?
-(man 2) You all right, buddy?
1130
01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:13,961
(people murmuring)
1131
01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:17,714
(people gasping)
1132
01:03:20,759 --> 01:03:22,553
People of Earthrealm.
1133
01:03:22,636 --> 01:03:27,224
I, Shinnok, your new god, am here...
1134
01:03:29,017 --> 01:03:30,269
to destroy you.
1135
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,980
(people screaming)
1136
01:03:35,482 --> 01:03:36,483
Sorry about that.
1137
01:03:36,567 --> 01:03:38,819
I don't mind. (chuckles)
1138
01:03:39,528 --> 01:03:40,529
Neither do I.
1139
01:03:42,197 --> 01:03:43,240
All right, ugly.
1140
01:03:43,323 --> 01:03:45,659
Time to show you
how rough this town can get.
1141
01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:51,248
(both grunting)
1142
01:03:54,835 --> 01:03:55,836
(growling)
1143
01:03:57,296 --> 01:04:00,007
Hey, man.
I think that just pissed it off.
1144
01:04:00,090 --> 01:04:01,091
Oh, ya think?
1145
01:04:04,511 --> 01:04:06,763
(both grunting)
1146
01:04:13,395 --> 01:04:14,396
Chuck!
1147
01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:17,566
The scroll!
1148
01:04:20,444 --> 01:04:21,737
Give me the scroll, boy.
1149
01:04:22,112 --> 01:04:23,238
(whimpers, screams)
1150
01:04:26,658 --> 01:04:30,913
(Johnny) I'll admit, it is not looking
great for the Ninja Mime sequel.
1151
01:04:32,414 --> 01:04:33,415
(screaming)
1152
01:04:37,294 --> 01:04:39,296
(groans softly)
1153
01:04:40,506 --> 01:04:42,508
Oh, I feel like you look.
1154
01:04:43,258 --> 01:04:45,844
But, hey, at least we're alive, right?
1155
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,641
Don't answer that.
1156
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:02,402
(laughing)
1157
01:05:11,495 --> 01:05:12,538
What was that?
1158
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,086
-(Brian) Come on, Chuck. Come out.
-(both grunting)
1159
01:05:19,711 --> 01:05:20,712
Join us.
1160
01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:24,925
I know you really just wanna be
a star like Johnny.
1161
01:05:25,634 --> 01:05:28,136
I can make that happen.
Just give me the scroll.
1162
01:05:30,848 --> 01:05:31,765
(Chuck whimpers)
1163
01:05:31,849 --> 01:05:32,850
I lied.
1164
01:05:33,684 --> 01:05:35,018
I'm gonna kill you.
1165
01:05:35,686 --> 01:05:36,854
Slowly.
1166
01:05:37,896 --> 01:05:41,275
Now, give me the scroll.
1167
01:05:42,276 --> 01:05:43,277
Sure.
1168
01:05:52,828 --> 01:05:54,621
Ah! I have it.
1169
01:05:56,081 --> 01:05:56,915
Huh?
1170
01:05:57,666 --> 01:05:59,668
(Brian screaming)
1171
01:06:04,673 --> 01:06:05,507
(exhales)
1172
01:06:05,841 --> 01:06:07,926
(laughs hysterically, sighs)
1173
01:06:09,178 --> 01:06:11,930
Your quest to become human
has made you weak.
1174
01:06:12,014 --> 01:06:14,725
There is nothing you can do
to defeat me.
1175
01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:17,561
I wouldn't say "nothing."
1176
01:06:21,857 --> 01:06:26,028
You call them weak because they dream.
They care.
1177
01:06:26,445 --> 01:06:27,613
They never give up.
1178
01:06:27,696 --> 01:06:29,740
That is not weakness, sister.
1179
01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:33,035
That is their strength. My strength.
1180
01:06:33,118 --> 01:06:36,538
Come, let me show you.
1181
01:06:38,123 --> 01:06:38,957
(grunts)
1182
01:06:40,209 --> 01:06:41,043
(groans)
1183
01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:44,087
(both grunting)
1184
01:06:47,883 --> 01:06:52,804
Unlike you, I am at home in my form.
1185
01:06:52,888 --> 01:06:59,811
I do not need to disguise myself
any further!
1186
01:07:03,232 --> 01:07:05,317
(roaring)
1187
01:07:09,738 --> 01:07:10,572
(Ashrah grunts)
1188
01:07:17,454 --> 01:07:18,872
(grunts, groans)
1189
01:07:18,956 --> 01:07:22,251
Your feeble attempt to stop me
is amusing.
1190
01:07:23,293 --> 01:07:26,129
But I must be
about the end of the world.
1191
01:07:30,968 --> 01:07:31,969
(crackling)
1192
01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,390
Come, demons.
1193
01:07:38,392 --> 01:07:40,644
(Shinnok) Come and eat your fill.
1194
01:07:43,397 --> 01:07:45,399
(liquid bubbling)
1195
01:07:51,989 --> 01:07:52,823
(Ashrah grunts)
1196
01:07:59,913 --> 01:08:02,916
Goodbye, Sister.
1197
01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:05,085
(Chuck) Ashrah!
1198
01:08:10,507 --> 01:08:12,509
(shrieking)
1199
01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:26,273
Goodbye.
1200
01:08:28,108 --> 01:08:31,528
Thank you, Chuck.
Now we must go help Johnny.
1201
01:08:31,612 --> 01:08:34,281
We might have bigger problems than that.
1202
01:08:34,364 --> 01:08:36,366
(demons snarling, growling)
1203
01:08:39,203 --> 01:08:42,497
-(boy) Mr... Mr. Cage? Mr. Cage!
-(groaning)
1204
01:08:43,248 --> 01:08:45,250
Mr. Cage, you have to get up.
1205
01:08:45,334 --> 01:08:48,003
This is the part of the movie
where you make your comeback.
1206
01:08:48,086 --> 01:08:49,838
(Johnny) He thinks
I'm something I'm not.
1207
01:08:50,547 --> 01:08:51,840
Some sort of hero,
1208
01:08:51,924 --> 01:08:54,885
rather than a guy who can kick high,
hit his mark and...
1209
01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:57,137
look spectacular all the time.
1210
01:08:57,721 --> 01:08:59,973
Well, kid, you're out of luck.
1211
01:09:00,849 --> 01:09:02,893
Johnny Cage isn't a hero.
1212
01:09:03,727 --> 01:09:06,480
He's nobody... special.
1213
01:09:07,397 --> 01:09:08,565
(Master Boyd) You're special, Johnny.
1214
01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:10,526
You are special.
1215
01:09:10,609 --> 01:09:12,277
(Brian) You're a special guy, Johnny.
1216
01:09:12,611 --> 01:09:14,196
"Special" blood.
1217
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:15,948
The blood of gods.
1218
01:09:16,698 --> 01:09:19,868
(Johnny) They're right.
They were all right.
1219
01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:23,121
-I am special.
-("I'm A Survivor" by 5 Alarm playing)
1220
01:09:23,205 --> 01:09:25,374
And I'm gonna do what I've always done.
1221
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:29,670
Shove my special foot
down this bully's throat.
1222
01:09:29,753 --> 01:09:32,047
-(bones cracking)
-I'm the last man standing...
1223
01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:34,174
(Johnny) Hey, pal!
1224
01:09:34,967 --> 01:09:38,220
This is the city of angels.
No devils allowed.
1225
01:09:43,267 --> 01:09:47,312
It's a wonder that I'm still alive
1226
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,565
(grunting)
1227
01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:53,819
I'm a survivor...
1228
01:09:55,445 --> 01:09:57,906
Come on, man. Is that all you got?
1229
01:10:01,076 --> 01:10:02,995
I'm a survivor
1230
01:10:04,413 --> 01:10:06,081
(Shinnok yelps, groans)
1231
01:10:06,164 --> 01:10:07,374
Well, look at that.
1232
01:10:07,457 --> 01:10:09,585
Even demons have balls.
1233
01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:12,880
Fuck him up, Johnny!
1234
01:10:12,963 --> 01:10:15,215
Challenge before me, yeah
1235
01:10:15,465 --> 01:10:17,885
(people chanting) Johnny! Johnny!
1236
01:10:17,968 --> 01:10:20,888
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
1237
01:10:20,971 --> 01:10:23,348
(Johnny) Am I getting a slow clap?
1238
01:10:24,725 --> 01:10:26,393
I'm getting a slow clap.
1239
01:10:26,476 --> 01:10:27,728
Johnny! Johnny!
1240
01:10:27,811 --> 01:10:29,354
Kick his ass, Cage!
1241
01:10:29,438 --> 01:10:31,732
(chanting continues)
1242
01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:34,109
Johnny! Johnny!
1243
01:10:36,195 --> 01:10:37,196
(man) Yeah!
1244
01:10:40,282 --> 01:10:41,408
Impossible.
1245
01:10:42,326 --> 01:10:43,327
(grunts angrily)
1246
01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:52,503
Get him, Johnny!
1247
01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:55,422
Yeah!
1248
01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:57,424
(groaning)
1249
01:11:06,183 --> 01:11:07,267
(Johnny) Eat it!
1250
01:11:09,353 --> 01:11:12,064
You fool! You may have power,
1251
01:11:12,606 --> 01:11:14,024
but I am a god.
1252
01:11:19,821 --> 01:11:21,240
There! No, there!
1253
01:11:23,325 --> 01:11:25,661
(demons groaning)
1254
01:11:27,412 --> 01:11:29,081
They're coming out too fast!
1255
01:11:37,631 --> 01:11:40,551
I will enjoy eating your bones.
1256
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:43,262
-(groans)
-(Shinnok chuckles)
1257
01:11:46,265 --> 01:11:47,391
(grunts)
1258
01:11:48,517 --> 01:11:49,351
(grunts)
1259
01:11:50,143 --> 01:11:51,728
Hey! Leave him alone.
1260
01:11:52,396 --> 01:11:54,273
-(woman 1) Yeah.
-(woman 2) Come on, leave him alone.
1261
01:11:54,356 --> 01:11:57,359
(people shouting indistinctly)
1262
01:12:03,448 --> 01:12:06,618
Any last words, Earthrealmer?
1263
01:12:06,702 --> 01:12:08,704
(groaning, choking)
1264
01:12:09,788 --> 01:12:11,456
Yeah, if I might.
1265
01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:15,043
(Shinnok groans)
1266
01:12:16,128 --> 01:12:17,129
(screams)
1267
01:12:31,602 --> 01:12:33,145
Gravity's a bitch.
1268
01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:44,531
(screaming)
1269
01:12:52,956 --> 01:12:54,124
Chuck, now!
1270
01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:57,377
(reading in Greek)
Close this door, forevermore!
1271
01:12:57,461 --> 01:13:00,464
Close this door, forevermore!
1272
01:13:04,593 --> 01:13:05,802
(roaring)
1273
01:13:14,811 --> 01:13:16,813
(demons screaming)
1274
01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:39,795
Better safe than sorry.
1275
01:13:45,133 --> 01:13:47,135
(crowd cheering)
1276
01:13:47,845 --> 01:13:48,929
(Chuck groaning)
1277
01:13:49,346 --> 01:13:50,430
Chuck, you did it.
1278
01:13:50,514 --> 01:13:53,475
You're the best damn assistant there is.
1279
01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:56,311
No. We did it, Mr. Cage.
1280
01:13:56,395 --> 01:13:59,940
A cord of many strands
is not easily broken.
1281
01:14:00,023 --> 01:14:02,025
(cheering continues)
1282
01:14:10,325 --> 01:14:12,077
Well, would you look at that?
1283
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,663
You got your white Christmas
after all, Chuck.
1284
01:14:15,330 --> 01:14:17,916
And you... You were incredible.
1285
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,294
As were you, Johnny Cage.
1286
01:14:21,003 --> 01:14:24,047
You have shown me
what it truly means to be human.
1287
01:14:25,007 --> 01:14:28,760
If I had not made my vows,
I would take you as a mate.
1288
01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:31,305
Well, we can work on that later.
1289
01:14:32,014 --> 01:14:33,056
But for now...
1290
01:14:34,516 --> 01:14:35,517
(Johnny) You know what?
1291
01:14:35,976 --> 01:14:37,978
When you save the world from a dark god,
1292
01:14:38,061 --> 01:14:40,314
you don't have to kiss
the kick-ass demon fighter.
1293
01:14:40,397 --> 01:14:43,108
But for me... I kind of do.
1294
01:14:44,026 --> 01:14:46,236
Chuck followed in my footsteps.
1295
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:49,281
He took the "what would Johnny Cage do"
to the extreme
1296
01:14:49,364 --> 01:14:52,326
and signed up for some
martial arts lessons at a strip mall.
1297
01:14:52,784 --> 01:14:54,995
This wasn't a good one.
1298
01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:58,540
Eventually, he put on this funny suit
with all these glowing balls
1299
01:14:58,624 --> 01:15:01,210
and became my double
on a bunch of video games.
1300
01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:03,712
He called himself "Mokap."
1301
01:15:03,795 --> 01:15:05,464
Didn't make any sense to me.
1302
01:15:05,547 --> 01:15:09,718
And the games, well, they were banned
due to excessive violence.
1303
01:15:10,886 --> 01:15:12,346
-(Scorpion) Come here.
-(man) Toasty!
1304
01:15:12,429 --> 01:15:13,972
(Johnny) Ashrah took off.
1305
01:15:14,723 --> 01:15:17,976
She said she had to continue
her quest to become holy.
1306
01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:20,479
Being by my side
made that a little harder.
1307
01:15:20,562 --> 01:15:21,897
Can't say I blame her.
1308
01:15:21,980 --> 01:15:24,274
I can hardly control myself around me.
1309
01:15:25,108 --> 01:15:26,151
And me?
1310
01:15:26,235 --> 01:15:30,197
Well, we made Ninja Mime and a sequel.
1311
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:31,615
And another one after that.
1312
01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:35,077
In fact, my career was going
pretty great there for a while.
1313
01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:37,621
But with every hill,
there's always a valley.
1314
01:15:38,830 --> 01:15:39,831
That's life.
1315
01:15:40,374 --> 01:15:41,708
The biggest bully of all.
1316
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:45,462
-(seagulls squawking)
-(waves crashing)
1317
01:15:48,549 --> 01:15:49,675
(clicking)
1318
01:15:53,929 --> 01:15:56,139
(camera shutter clicking)
1319
01:16:01,937 --> 01:16:04,481
Oh, Johnny Cage. Johnny Cage.
Where are you headed?
1320
01:16:04,565 --> 01:16:07,150
Off to shoot a new film
on some remote island.
1321
01:16:07,234 --> 01:16:08,986
Beautiful scenery, beautiful babes.
1322
01:16:09,528 --> 01:16:11,530
I have a good feeling about this one.
1323
01:16:11,613 --> 01:16:12,906
Is this your comeback?
1324
01:16:12,990 --> 01:16:14,575
Comeback? (chuckles softly)
1325
01:16:15,075 --> 01:16:16,076
Lady...
1326
01:16:16,159 --> 01:16:17,411
I've never left.
1327
01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:20,831
("I'm A Survivor" by 5 Alarm playing)
1328
01:16:25,127 --> 01:16:26,128
(camera shutter clicking)
1329
01:16:31,842 --> 01:16:34,720
I'm the last man standing
1330
01:16:34,803 --> 01:16:36,388
Walking through the night
1331
01:16:37,139 --> 01:16:40,475
Basking in the power and glory
1332
01:16:41,351 --> 01:16:43,562
Competitors bested
1333
01:16:43,979 --> 01:16:45,314
Challenges met
1334
01:16:45,731 --> 01:16:50,569
It's a wonder that I'm still alive
1335
01:16:54,406 --> 01:16:57,367
I'm a survivor
1336
01:16:58,410 --> 01:17:01,872
When it's down to the wire
1337
01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:07,002
I'm a survivor
1338
01:17:09,129 --> 01:17:11,590
Believe it when I tell you
1339
01:17:11,673 --> 01:17:13,383
I am but a man
1340
01:17:14,051 --> 01:17:17,596
Rising to the challenge before me, yeah
1341
01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:20,474
No chance of stopping
1342
01:17:20,557 --> 01:17:22,309
Get out of my way
1343
01:17:23,185 --> 01:17:27,523
Throwing all my fears aside
1344
01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:34,238
I'm a survivor
1345
01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:38,951
Yeah, my will is on fire
1346
01:17:40,577 --> 01:17:43,747
I'm a survivor
1347
01:17:43,830 --> 01:17:45,832
(guitar solo playing)
1348
01:18:47,144 --> 01:18:50,606
My will is on fire
1349
01:18:52,065 --> 01:18:55,027
I'm a survivor
1350
01:18:56,361 --> 01:18:59,781
You fuel my desire
1351
01:19:00,991 --> 01:19:04,244
And I'm a survivor
1352
01:19:05,329 --> 01:19:09,082
Yeah, my will is on fire
1353
01:19:10,501 --> 01:19:13,921
I'm a survivor
1354
01:19:14,588 --> 01:19:18,342
When it's down to the wire
1355
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:23,180
I'm a survivor
1356
01:19:24,556 --> 01:19:27,476
I'm a survivor
1357
01:19:28,977 --> 01:19:32,481
I'm a survivor
95454
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