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2009 NFL season is underway.

The Cleveland Browns
host the Miami Dolphins.

Heisman Trophy winner
and first-round draft pick

Bobby Coleman is
in as running back.

Handoff, Coleman.

Oh, and Coleman,
right off the bat, fumbles it...

That's my dad, Bobby Coleman.

Not how anyone expected
his career to start.

Might have been
his first fumble,

but it wasn't his last.

Because of that, I ended up
moving around... a lot.

I turned six in Indianapolis.

Eight was in Chicago.

Bobby Coleman coughs up the ball

for the Bears, and
the Raiders recover.

Then we were on to
Jacksonville for my tenth,

but you can probably
guess what happened.

And then
the football comes loose.

The big 1-3 was in Minneapolis.

I wasn't there long
enough to make friends,

but I did perfect my
Madden skills.

Twelve years after
that first fumble,

we ended up in Atlanta.

What I didn't know was,
I was about to have

the weirdest year of my life.

As the Falcons
close out the preseason,

the big question really is,
will Bobby Coleman...

Keisha, why are
you watching that?

Come on.
Don't listen to 'em.

Listen to me.

They don't know what
they're talking about.

Well, I hope so,

because we've already
moved so many times,

and it's a lot!

Look, I don't like picking up

and shuffling to
a new city either.

I know one thing...

If Anderson Fisher
wasn't on the team,

I'd definitely make the roster.

No, you need to stop
worrying about everyone else

and maybe start thinking about
what life might look like

- after football.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you just use those words
I think I heard you say?

Coaches seen me put in
the work this preseason.

Come on, baby.

I've been killing myself
to be ready for this season,

and you think I'm done.
But I'm just getting started.

No, baby, that's
not what I said.

But I can't take another trade.

So that better be
look at this house,

fall in love with it.
We can grow old here.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Second
and twelve, versus Coleman.

And back to the Lions.

And he'll play four
at the 27-yard line.

Whoa!

Callie, jeez!
Not cool.

Girl, that's my move.

I saw you in the reflection.

- You did?
- Mm-hmm.

You really gotta
step up your game.

- I guess so.
- Yeah.

- So no more cinnamon rolls.
- What do you mean?

If you wanna make the roster,

you gotta be at
peak physical condition.

Oh, come on, Callie, it's
the last day of preseason!

Uh-uh, no buts.

Look, we've been
down this road before.

First it's cinnamon rolls.

Then late-night Cap'n Crunch.

Then I find you hoarding
Oreos under the bathroom sink.

Cookies taste so much
better when it's secret.

It's not very hygienic.

Everybody got their vices.

I'm just saying!

You sit in here all day
and you play video games.

Am I wrong?

No, that's why I have
a high OBR in Madden.

You know what I was doing
when I was your age?

Oh, when
I was your age, I used to...

go outside.

Just saying, it wouldn't
hurt to get out there

and make a few friends.
You know?

I know it hasn't been easy,
all this moving around.

You mean it's not
every girl's dream

to skip town every two years

like her family's a bunch
of wanted bank robbers?

- A fair hit.
- Mm-hmm.

But I feel different
about Atlanta, baby girl.

I'm telling you, I think
we gonna be here for a while.

Yeah, I've heard
that one before.

But it would be nice

to finally
call a city home for once.

- Guess what?
- Hmm?

I couldn't agree more.

I don't wanna keep being
the reason we move.

Good.

- Oh, can I show you something?
- Of course.

Okay, so I've been working
on some predictive analytics

to help prepare you
for your first game.

Okay, I have no idea what that
is, but I love the sound of it.

All right, so basically, it
all comes down to 0's and 1's.

- Okay.
- I catalogued

all the Falcons styles
from the past season.

They're efficient, they get a 1.
Non-efficient, they get a 0.

So I loaded that data
into this spreadsheet

and coded an algorithm in
Python that can predict...

What?

Just... I'm just so proud of you.
You and your numbers.

- You just keep getting smarter.
- Are you... are you listening?

- Yes, Daughter, I'm listening.
- Okay, so...

Time for school!

♪ Ha, ha, ha Get it, get it ♪

♪ I got the bag,
I'm runnin' with it ♪

♪ This one's rippin'
Hit the curb like it's ready ♪

♪ Get it, get it

♪ I got the car,
there's no limit ♪

Pass to the
end zone.

But oh my goodness!

Last minute,
Coleman decides to lateral

to All-Star Anderson Fisher!
Whoo!

No, no, no, no,
whoo-ah, none of that.

Time out. I'm not even
pretending to pass the ball to

All-Star Anderson Fisher.

And you, I see
you're trying to be slick.

You're not about to drive, no.

You only had your
license three weeks.

I'm not trying to
have a panic attack.

All right, fine.

But I do get to play
my Spotify on the way.

♪ Get it, get it

♪ I got the card,
there's no limit ♪

♪ In demand now,
going now by the minute ♪

♪ Get it, get it

♪ We get it, we get it

Here we go, let's have some fun.

Anyone else feel the
breeze from that wiff?

It's okay, you got this.

- You're doing great.
- They are always like this.

Bunch of jerks.

Ugh, I wish someone
would teach them a lesson.

For real.

Is there a
remedial gym class, maybe?

Here we go!
Here's the pitch!

Put her out of her misery!

She's gonna break
home plate with her butt.

Remember, eye on the ball.

Gonna get this.

You're actually gonna try again?

No extra
charge for the cold showers!

Bobby, you've
been a real workhorse for us

this preseason.

We've been impressed by
your hustle and determination.

And that's why we wanna keep
you right here in the lineup.

Yes! I knew it, Coach.

- But on the practice squad.
- Okay.

Listen, you're a hard worker
and a veteran leader,

an ideal locker room guy for us.

Right, right.
I mean, I love the locker room.

And great water pressure
in the shower, by the way.

I mean, wow.

But just as an idea,
Coach, you know...

wouldn't it be better if that
hard work and veteran leadership

you speak about was being
used on the field, right?

Out there, not... in there.
You know?

All right, listen, Bobby.

And, uh, don't take this
the wrong way, but...

your Heisman days
are far behind you.

And with the league
trending past firsts,

we're just gonna keep
two backs active.

So, we've got Allen,

and obviously
Anderson's a no-brainer.

Ha, ha!
Are you kidding me, Coach?

I mean, the guy's a phenom.

He is, he is.

Well, thank you,
Coach, you know?

For giving it to me
straight, you know?

With no chaser.
I can appreciate that.

I knew you'd take the news well.

Baby, I need you to
take a deep breath.

I know it hurts, but
it's just temporary.

And so what?

Anderson Fisher
had one great year.

It's not like it makes him
the face of the Falcons.

Baby, are you gonna be okay?

Yeah.

'Cause I don't want
you crashing the car

'cause you can't see the
road through your tears.

Yo!

Keish, I gotta go, okay?
I'll see ya.

- Yo, yo, yo.
- Hey, Anderson, what's up, man?

- You see that banner up there?
- Oh yeah.

It's a big me!

- Look how big I am, dog!
- I know, huh.

Yo, you know, maybe next time,

I'll be posing for the
wax museum version of myself.

What stance do you
think I should do?

- That's cool.
- Hold up, hold up.

- Yeah, that's cool.
- Are you all right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, man, there's just
allergies, you know?

It must be pollinating the
whole parking lot, though.

- What?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Word.
- Yeah, word.

- Who?
- You know...

bees.

- Bzzz?
- Bees.

Bzzz.

Right. Listen, man,

crying ain't nothin'
to be ashamed of.

Embrace your feelings.
You wanna hug it out?

No.

I'm a good hugger, right?

- It's tight.
- Yeah...

But it's not too
tight, all right?

You can feel safe and secure
in these arms, I promise.

I hear you.
Maybe next time, all right?

- Done?
- Yep, that's it.

I wanted to remind you about

my end of preseason
party at my crib, right?

You and the whole
family is invited.

I want everyone to get the whole
Anderson Fisher experience.

Well, I'm not too sure,
you know, what we got going on

or whatever, but I'll
check with the wife.

You don't wanna miss out
on these finger foods.

Oh, you just gonna
roll that down, huh?

I'm talking deconstructed
carnival fare, all right?

- But listen, Sniffles.
- Hm?

Go get some 24-hour relief, man.

- Hey, cloud that up.
- Uh-huh.

- Suck it up, dry it out.
- Yeah, dry it out.

- You got it, baby.
- All right, man. Yeah.

Hey, new girl!
Wait up!

It's Callie, right?

Uh, yeah, that's
actually my name, yeah.

I'm Kayla.
And this is Zoe and Margo.

We just had to ask.
How did you pull that off?

I didn't... I didn't do anything.

Right, right.

Yeah, no, I'm gonna
need every single detail

of what just what down.

So, we were talking,
and we were wondering, um,

if... if, you know... if...
It's up to you...

If you feel like it would
be in your best interest...

- We're on a robotics team.
- Yeah.

Robotics?

Like, you guys build robots?

Yep! I'm team captain.

We meet on Tuesdays
and Thursdays at 4:30.

And based off of
what we saw today...

That thing that you
definitely didn't do...

Well, whoever did do that
might wanna come check us out.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, cool.

I mean, um, whoever did
that would probably say

thanks for the invite and,
uh, they'll think about it.

Awesome, yeah. Thanks.

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪ Celebrate, every
day is a party ♪

♪ Celebrate, every
day shake your body ♪

♪ Celebrate, let 'em
wait in the lobby ♪

♪ Celebrate, every
day is a party ♪

♪ Yeah, we gonna celebrate

♪ Keep it goin',
it's gonna be late ♪

♪ Uh, we give the good energy

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Everybody got their hands up

♪ Ain't no room on the
world for a dancer ♪

♪ If they ain't here, go
ahead and call your fans up ♪

♪ Then telegram to tell them
to bring a camera 'cause ♪

♪ We about to burn it down

Bobby Coleman!

Hey, hey.

What's up?
How are you doin'?

Hey, you let me know if this
music too loud, all right?

This must be Callie
and the beautiful Keisha.

Cheeseburger on a stick?
Beef and cheddar

tucked in a hash brown ball,
fried golden brown.

- Sounds delicious.
- Yes, please.

You see, they got good taste.

Welcome to my wonderland!

Custom built by the same
guy who did three of

Robert Downey Jr's six houses.

I have to show you
my home theater.

Oh no, man,
we're cool right here.

It just got installed.

Guys in there playing
Madden right now.

I should warn you, Callie,
she's mean on that Madden.

- Takes no prisoners.
- Oh yeah?

She must be playing as me.

You know I got the
overall 100 rating, right?

- You know, AF keep it 100!
- Yeah.

Except nobody's got a
perfect 100 rating in Madden.

Uh, Dad, he actually does.

Yeah, they're saying
I'm the first one.

You know, pioneer
and all of that.

You know, create
milestones and all of that.

Uh, what about you?

What's, uh...
What's your rating?

- 72?
- He's a 67.

Dang!

I mean, that's tough.

Well, you know,
at least on Madden,

you're not stuck
in a locker room.

You're actually on
the field with me.

Behold, the home theater!

Hey, yo, listen up!
This is Callie Coleman.

She got next, all right?
Go easy on her.

More like I'll go easy on them.

Whoa!

Let me show you how
it works at the crib.

So yeah, you know, the floors
are imported zebra wood.

You look up, ceiling,
white marble.

I said, whatever they gave
Michelangelo, give me that.

That's me.

It's a little
embarrassing, uh...

So they made some
bobbleheads of me.

I got a couple advance copies.

So yeah, that's
my knitting room.

Uh, a lot of people
don't know this,

but I'm actually really
good at making mittens.

This is my rookie year
single-season rushing record.

Had to put it somewhere.

You know, Anderson, pride is
one of the seven deadly sins.

Yeah, well, so is gluttony,
but that ain't stop you.

No, just messing with you, man.

It's probably 'cause
the shirt's small.

You know, I'll be
honest with you.

I actually thought
this rushing record

was gonna be yours the
year you won the Heisman.

- Word?
- Yeah, man.

- You were my favorite player.
- Yeah?

Yeah, don't doubt, man.
We all loved you.

The whole fifth grade.

Yo, let me get those
deconstructed cotton candies!

- I'll get one too.
- Yo, hold up!

Whoo!

I warned you I was
an expert in that.

Did this girl invent the game?
How did you get this good?

I think the real question
is how did you get so bad?

Whoa!

It's all right.
Maybe next time, man.

Everyone say bye!

- Bye!
- Bye.

Have a good one.

All right, um, who's next?
Anybody else?

- Uh, uh, all right.
- Yo, Anderson?

I think it's only,
you know, fair

that the man who owns
the home "the-a-ta"

takes a turn.
What you say?

All right, cool, cool,
let's get it, let's get it.

Let's see what
you got, Lil Coleman.

♪ This is the beginnin'
of the new world, baby ♪

Whoa!

Get him, Callie!

Button's stuck, man!

♪ Superman did it

♪ Passion of a G

♪ Sittin' like a soldier

No, no, no, no!
I pressed...

Hey, yo, come on.

My control... I was lagging, man.

That's tough.

Is it rude for me to
clown the host at the party?

Or should I...

Hey. Are you gonna let her
fight all your battles or...

you gonna come play me yourself?

I got no problem with it.

Long as you don't mind getting
beat by two Colemans in one day.

Okay, chill out,
chill out, chill out.

You know what?
Since Bobby Coleman here

has seniority, right?

A lot of seniority.
He don't look old.

I'ma let you play
as me, Anderson Fisher.

Man, shut up.
I ain't gonna play as you.

I'm gonna play as Bobby Coleman.

And I'm gonna school ya.

Hey, Dad.
You gotta admit.

It's kind of funny
that you lost by 86 points.

I mean, I've never seen it.

Well, look, I-I
don't find the humor.

And a man humiliated me
in front of all my peers.

That was a direct attack
on my entire person.

- Oh! Your entire person?
- Yes, Keisha.

That was an attack
on my manhood.

And I'm supposed to
just sit there and laugh

like it's some kind of game?
Nuh-uh.

It's literally a video game!

Isn't that right,
Bobblehead Anderson?

Um, that is correct, Keisha.

Keisha, he gave you that
and you didn't burn it?

Never say no to
a swag bag, baby.

- Wait, wait!
- He's comin'.

Uh, uh! Uh, uh!

You better get some
ice for this sore loser!

Poor guy's only a 67, and mad.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah, okay.
Just laugh, huh?

Oh, that's how it's gonna be.

Hang you up.

Make fun of Bobby.
Make fun.

Bobby Coleman,
everybody laughing.

- Don't, babe.
- Anderson is not so bad.

He gave me a copy of his Madden.

- He gave you what?
- He signed it.

And he signed it?

But... no, stop!

I'm not lookin' at the road.
I'm about to pull over.

Give me the game.
Bobby, give me the game.

Y'all have gone crazy

if you think I'm
bringing this to my house.

This game is not
coming into my house!

Throwing it out!

What? What?
No!

- Wait, wait.
- Throwing it away.

- Dad! Seriously?
- Yes, seriously!

No, it's just a game!

- No, it's more than a game.
- Stop!

- What are you doing?
- What is wrong with you?

- We were just joking!
- Don't you get it, Keish?

That man has the life
we were supposed to have.

Had I broken that rushing record
and gotten that big contract,

that would be our house!

No, but instead,
I've been dragging you

all around the country for what?
Huh?

Bobby's a big disappointment!
I'm a joke!

I got no endorsement deals!

I'm not even in
the conversation!

It should've been us!

What the...

Are y'all okay!?

Callie! Callie, look at me!

Am I, am I, am I, am I alive?

I'm alive!

- Can you hear me?
- Is she alive?

You okay? You okay?

Yeah, I'm actually...
I'm actually fine.

Thank God. That was crazy!

What is wrong with you two?

We could be in the ER right now.

Don't you have anything
to say to each other?

Well, Bobby?

- What? She started it!
- She started it!?

Baby, you are a grown man.

My bad for making fun of
your rating in Madden.

I'm sorry.

My bad for losing my temper.
I'm sorry.

Well, I'm gonna have to
see a hug or something.

Like, you mean it!

- Sorry.
- All right, let's get inside.

Wait.

Come on, baby,
it's raining so hard!

Come on, let's go!

It's still perfect.

Come on!

Let's go!
Let's go!

Whoo! Ha, ha, ha.

All right, Chris, one more time!

Hey, man.
You know, at your age,

it's not even about
finishing first.

It's about finishing at all.

We are all proud of you.

You know, it's like watching
an old dog go up some stairs.

Like, you don't
think he'll make it,

but somehow the little
rascal digs deep?

That's you, man!
You're digging deep!

Starters!
You guys take a break.

Practice squad,
let's run some formations.

EA Sports... It's in the game.

Let's go, Madden!

Let's go, Madden!

Let's get that rating up.

♪ Got your best friend
hanging out the arm door ♪

♪ You got game like I'm
droppin' me a console ♪

♪ No, I don't swim,
but I give a long stroke ♪

♪ Can I flex

♪ While you're
giving me the best ♪

♪ Get up in your gets
while I soak up my success ♪

♪ Gettin' tokens
for your stress ♪

♪ I'll be making
all the checks ♪

♪ Any time you see me
step on the stage ♪

- Woo!
- Yeah!

Yeah, Bobby!

Somebody ate their
Wheaties today, boy!

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

I like that!
I like that!

I've never seen
him do that before.

Never.

♪ Everything has gotta be
cool when we livin' some fun ♪

♪ Feel it in your bones

♪ You ain't gonna
feel it 'til I'm done ♪

♪ 'Caught up in your
feelin's like you're froze ♪

♪ And everything around
you gettin' cold ♪

♪ Caught up in my
feelings, now I'm froze ♪

Yeah!

Old dog teaching the young
pup new things out here today!

- That's luck.
- Bobby?

Let's have a chat in my office.

Hey, yo.

Yes sir, Coach!

Callie! Hey!

We have been talking about
that sprinkler stunt non stop!

- Really?
- Yeah.

Well, I mean, it
wasn't that impressive.

Smart and humble.

I'm gonna need you to be
a little cockier, though,

like stand firm in your
power and abilities, yeah?

That's Oliver.
He's a little reserved.

Doesn't talk, really.

More of a... supportive
head nod guy.

Right, Oliver?

I know, I know, sorry I'm late.

I didn't... oh, whoa.
Hey.

Hi.

Look, sorry for running
into you and all that.

- You good?
- Yeah.

I'm Nate. Nathaniel.

But you can just call me Nate.
Everybody else calls me that.

Okay!

So, Callie, you wanna see
our robot from last year?

Sure.

Definitely more
heart than function.

Yeah.

But now that we got
the LeBron of robotics,

we goin' all the way.

Yeah, that's, uh...
That's a lot of pressure.

No, just all of our hopes
and dreams on our shoulders.

Light work.

Oh, um, I got to take this.
Sorry, guys.

Yeah.

Hey, Dad. What's up?

Kind of busy with
school right now.

Well, come home.
We're celebrating!

That's right, your daddy
got moved up to the roster.

No more practice squad!
Ha, ha!

Okay, I'll...
I'll see you soon.

♪ Hey, feeling good

So Rodney comes at me
from the right, babe, right?

And I'm... I'm like, nope.

So then I juke left,
kind of like this.

Whoo! He don't have
a chance, right?

So then I get it on...

Wait... I mean, you get the idea.

Yes.

You know what?

I think the assistant coach
got some on the video.

- So, I'll be right back.
- Okay.

So, how was robotics?

Everybody seems to be
pretty cool so far.

I mean, that's great!
No offense to your dad, but...

you definitely get
your brains from me.

Okay!

Check it out!
Look at this, huh?

- What!?
- How cool is that?

- 50-yard punt return.
- Oh, oh...

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I gotta fast forward.

- Look at that, huh?
- Oh my gosh!

Dive and catch?

I'm so proud of you!

Thank you.

I recorded my
game so I can show you how

I'm improving your rating,
but... look at this.

These plays are exactly the same
as what you did in practice.

- Whoa.
- Yeah.

I mean, you know, it was better
in real life, though, because

everything I did, you can
see Anderson Fisher's face.

Every move I make,
he was like, wha?

Jukin' left and right?

Oh, baby girl, I can't sleep.

Maybe the lightning somehow...

No, no, no.

I don't know.
It's just, like...

real you was doing the exact
same thing fake you was doing

at the same time
real you was doing it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you mumbling about?

I... I don't know.
No, that's insane!

Video games can't
affect real life.

Unless they can.

Then it's like...

Whoa.

I think we need to
run an experiment.

- Say what?
- Your first game.

What if I played
as you in Madden?

When that lightning hit,
it changed something.

It changed your brain.

No, Dad, let's just
see what happens.

That's crazy.

What's the harm in trying?

♪ I don't swim, but I
give a long stroke ♪

♪ Can I flex

♪ While you get up in the rest

♪ Get up in the gets
while I soak up my success ♪

♪ Gettin' tokens
for your stress ♪

♪ I'll be making
all the checks ♪

♪ Any time you see me
step on the stage ♪

It's the start of a new season

with one sold-out
Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

And Tony, here we go.

♪ Caught up in your
feelin's like you froze ♪

♪ Everything around
you gettin'... ♪

Well, on the opening drive, Jim,

look for the Falcons to
establish the run early today,

especially with Anderson Fisher,

who had a sensational
rookie season last year.

It's a big story at
running back, no doubt, Tony.

Anderson Fisher, the young star,

looking to duplicate
his success from last year.

And Taylor will start
out in the gun, here,

and quickly some
pressure off the edge,

and down he goes!

Taylor, oh my gosh!

Well, that's a rough
start right there.

Fisher, that's your assignment.

And, you know,
he's only in the second year.

Mistakes are gonna happen.

A mistake by Fisher.
And now it's second down.

Twenty, hut!

And they give it to Fisher.

He finds a hole,
but coughs it up.

And the Falcons recover,
but my goodness,

what a tough start
for Anderson Fisher.

I agree with Coach Evans here.

To miss pass protection
on the first play

and then fumble on the second?

Here we go with the
veteran Bobby Coleman.

A bold move, no doubt, Ton.

A surprising move.

So from the young buck to
the veteran, Coleman here.

Third down for the Falcons.

Bobby! Bobby,
you're on the wrong side!

Bobby's gotta move over, Jim.

Yeah, there ya go, Bobby.

Ready in motion, motion!

And Taylor, he's gonna
go up top on third and long.

He's looking.

He has nobody down field open.

He's gonna check
this down to Coleman.

Coleman with a
nice little sidestep.

I mean, look at the spin
move by Bobby Coleman.

Bobby Coleman
is making some moves...

Ah! Oh, excuse me.

College, he was the guy.

How happy is he right now, Jim?

You gotta look at that.

Bobby Coleman showing off
that Heisman Trophy.

He's got great in... stincts.

Instincts weren't great

when you put a wall
in front of him.

Runs into the wall!

No way!

He was so amped up.

I was right!

This is really impressive.

I can't believe it worked.

Six to nothing, Atlanta.

Bobby Coleman, his glory
days being reclaimed

for a moment, here.

Yeah!

He's been the
story so far today, Tony.

He's going to reverse course.

What is happening here?

If I'm
Anderson Fisher, I'm worried...

Another sidestep,
and there he goes!

One more time, folks!

Bobby Coleman, fourth
touchdown of the day.

Even blowing a kiss to
his wife, Keisha, in the crowd.

The shovel pass, and guess who?

Bobby Coleman one more time.

And the Panthers'
defense is playing well.

But Bobby and the Falcons
are playing better.

It's off the charts!

This time, Coleman
splits out wide.

They throw it to him.

He's got three
Panthers ahead of him.

What's he doing?

He's going backwards.

No! What are you doing?

Oh, look at what he's doing.

What a move!

He went backwards
to go forwards.

Bobby Coleman is
having quite the day.

And with touchdown number six,

tied with Gale Sayers for
the most touchdowns ever scored

in a single game.

I don't even know
what else to say.

I can't say anything
about his performance.

He scored six touchdowns...

You were right, but...
This wasn't part of the plan.

Look at this.

He's breaking it down
in all sorts of ways.

But this is
definitely gonna get a flag.

And that's gonna be a
15-yard penalty for taunting.

But after all that
he's done in this game,

I think the fans are gonna
give him a pass on this one.

Hey, he's ahead of the game.

Joining him, his
wife's got it down too.

His family has
to be on cloud nine.

It's inspirational, Jim.

I mean, truly, this guy was on

the practice squad
three days ago.

Whoo!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Yeah! Yeah!

That's how we play!
That's how we play!

Great job today!
Great job today!

Listen up! Listen up.

I am so proud of you guys.

You play like that, we gonna
win a lot of football games.

Execution, determination,
everything we talk about

in dirty bird football.

Let me see that game ball.

Speaking of that, today,

a certain someone showed
he still got some wheels.

And, and, and, and!

Some questionable dance moves.

You know who I'm talking about.
Bobby Coleman, hell of a job!

Thank you.

Bobby! Bobby!
Bobby!

Those six touchdowns
gave me life.

- Six!
- Six!

I still can't believe it!

Oh, well you gotta
believe it, baby.

See, 'cause Bobby Coleman is
turning back the clock, baby.

- Hey!
- That's right, that's right.

It just felt like, um...

Like you were possessed
out there or something.

- It kind of felt like that.
- Yeah!

It did.

Just a vessel of some...

greater power acting
through you.

Oh, oh, oh, okay!

You might get
the life you always wanted.

- Yeah!
- Yes!

- Amen!
- Amen!

- Amen!
- Amen!

♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah

♪ You think you can play me

♪ You think you can play me ♪

♪ You ain't gotta come for me

Okay, hold on, hold on.

♪ I got shooters
riding in Mercedes ♪

- Bring it up, bring it up.
- Bring it up? Okay!

Okay, so in honor of
our brand-new season,

I have a little
surprise for everyone.

Homemade robot iPhone cases!

And these originally
designed T-shirts.

Each phone case has a robot
that matches your T-shirts.

You know, to your
individual personalities.

Go, PossumBots.
Aren't they perfect?

I mean, it's a little
much, but I'll take it.

That's what I like to hear.

Yeah, I appreciate this.
This is... this is dope.

But y'all, I got the
video all set up.

Y'all ready to see what
we doin' this year?

- Ooh, yes!
- Yeah.

Welcome to the
2022 First Robotics Competition.

And this year's game?
Toxic Takedown.

The Earth has been
overwhelmed by toxic waste.

Using your removal droids,

you'll collect
condensed toxic waste

and launch it into
one of four depositories.

The planet is counting on you!

All right, guys.

We should probably start
working on this right now.

Or... we could procrastinate.

♪ Let's go

♪ Put your hands up in the sky

♪ Just keeping the dream alive

Oh!

Whoa!

Yo! You good?

Whoa...

That was wild.

Yeah, I just got a
little distracted.

Was it my face?

Look, I keep meaning to tell
you not to be so distracted.

Can you get over
yourself and help me out?

All right, I got you.

I did not expect
these tacos to be so good.

Right? I've been here
for almost four years

and I'm still not sick of them.

My dad's in the military,
so we move around a lot.

But good food always helps.
Mm-hmm.

Four years is impressive.

Yeah, the longest I ever
lived somewhere was three.

But that was Jacksonville,

so I was kind of happy my
dad got traded, so, yeah.

But, um, hey, thanks for making
me feel like a part of the team.

Hey, you're a great addition.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

You know, my family has
always revolved around my dad.

I mean, it's fine, but I
just never really experienced

anything outside of that.

So it just feels good to
be Callie Coleman for once

and not just Bobby
Coleman's daughter.

- You know what? I feel that.
- Yeah.

And Taylor hands off to Coleman.

And look at him zig-zagging
through the snow!

Is it me, or is Bobby Coleman

making yet another
unbelievable play?

It's, uh, not perfect.

But what are we thinking?

That you're a genius! What?

The structure is crazy!
We can do so much with that.

Ooh, ooh, we can throw
the circuits in the back.

And if we rotate
that arm, great launch.

It's already, like, perfect.

Guys... gold stickers!

Yes, Zoe, yeah.

Falcons on the 2-yard line.

And it's handed to Coleman.

Oh! He flips over the top
like we've never seen before!

Yeah!

I don't know
what radioactive spider

bit Bobby Coleman, but this
is the fifth game in a row...

Yes! My baby can fly.

We got a good thing
going or what, huh?

♪ Watch the fam eat,
never starve ♪

Coleman, just one hand,

and he stops Garner.

Yeah! Whoo!

He's gonna bust
out the dance moves.

You can stay up
here if you want to, Jim,

but I'm going to the
field to dance with

Bobby Coleman and the Falcons.

- Peri, head of PR.
- Nice to meet you, Peri.

That was quite a game.

I have never heard the
press room buzzing like this.

- Buzzing for me?
- Mm-hmm.

Hi, can I get
a chamomile tea, please?

You're Bobby Coleman's wife,
right?

- Yes.
- Girl, okay.

It is on the house
for the whole season.

- Are you serious?
- Yeah!

Okay, okay!

♪ Gotta elevate

♪ No more looking back
'cause I stay in the game ♪

♪ On to the next,
I don't see no contest ♪

Last bit of business.
What do we call it?

SpongeBot SpareParts.

- That was dope.
- I like that.

- Yeah?
- Let's do it!

♪ No more looking back
'cause I stay in the game ♪

I got big news! Big news!

Coach just told me
I'm starting next game.

Not Anderson, me.

It's been 10 years
since I've started.

Mm! A small knock
might've been nice.

Hey, it's all happening!
It's all happening.

And... and this game is
the most important so far,

so I need you to make sure I'm
at my absolute best this Sunday.

Wait, this... this Sunday?

Wait, you got somewhere
more important to be?

Yeah, the robotics regionals.

Can't you just scoot
away, you know,

when you're not doing your thing
so you can do our thing, huh?

The thing that's got me starting

over Anderson Fisher.

Maybe.

Callie, I-I need you.
Your dad needs you.

I need you.

Yeah. Of course.

I'm... I'm sure I can manage.

- That's my girl.
- Mm-hmm.

Yes!

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to First Robotics
Regional Competition.

You will begin in five minutes.

Teams, prepare your robots.

CBS Sports.

EA Sports... Get in the game.

Sorry.
Just doing a little recon.

- Yes!
- Dellview!

You guys are up!

- Paws up!
- Let's do this!

Go!

♪ All I do is win, win,
win, no matter what ♪

♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪

There you go.

♪ Everybody hands go up

You know what they
say about great players.

The more personal you are,
the more valuable you are.

And he's all
alone down the sideline.

And he leaps in for good
measure for the touchdown!

And Coleman
comes back just in time

to make an incredibly
difficult play.

This is quite the balancing act.

Whoo!

Stop!

Someone just threw up

all the way at the other
end of the building,

and it's just so,
so far from here.

Worst than bingo night.

♪ All I do is win, win,
win, no matter what ♪

And now Coleman,
it's like he's frozen in time.

Multitasking is important.

Trying to figure out
exactly which way to go?

Also important.

Look at that.
Focus regained.

And now he just heads
straight to the sideline.

Crisis narrowly averted.

Despite defenders
coming from every direction,

Coleman bobs and weaves,
somehow finding a clear path.

- Hey.
- Were you just in the closet?

No. No, no.

What's going on?

Is something wrong?

'Cause you know you can tell me.

I'm good.

Mom, I'm fine.

I'm just a little
stressed with the, um...

the robot stuff.

It's crazy in there.
But I gotta get back in there.

See you in there.

No, no, no!
Can't control it!

What should we do?

Oh my gosh!

Callie, watch out!

Oh my god.

Callie!

What is she doing?

♪ All I do is win, win,
win, no matter what ♪

♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪

♪ And every time I step
up in the building ♪

♪ Everybody hands go up

- Yes!
- My god!

♪ And they stay there
And they stay there ♪

♪ And they stay there

♪ Put your hands in the air,
make 'em stay there ♪

Anderson, how does it feel

knowing your teammate's
on track to break

your single-season
rushing record?

I mean, gotta be
some mixed emotions.

Whatever gets the
team a win, right?

But, uh, I would like to
know how he's doing it.

Anybody wanna know?

Hey, maybe it's a, I
don't know, a ripple

in time-space continuum.

Comedian!

No, but seriously, though.

How are you doing it, my boy?

Come on, Bobby,
what's your secret?

I'd have to say, honestly,
the support of my family.

Those two ladies right
there in the back?

They just started
supporting you, huh?

Yeah. Huh?

How are you guys feeling
about Bobby's season so far?

Oh, we are just so
very proud of him.

- Right, Callie.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, totally.

I mean, we're sort of like
our own team, you know?

We feel like we're a very
big part of his success.

Like, a very big part.

She's not wrong.

Uh, I couldn't do
it without her.

Without them, I mean.

He really couldn't.

Real cute family moment, right?

Let's get back to
the football questions.

Well actually,
given how supportive

your daughter has been,

don't you think she
deserves her own car?

Or at the very least,
is able to borrow yours

so she can hang out
with her friends?

What do you say, Bobby?

I say, you know, we can
talk about it at home.

Right, Callie?

But the people want
answers, Coleman!

Here we go!
Stand by.

Five, four, three...

So what is it being like
in the Coleman household?

- I would say busy.
- Yeah, busy.

- Real busy.
- Okay.

But, I mean, you know,
we've just been hanging out,

playing a lot of Madden.

I love it.

Gotta get that player rating up
because, it's... it's way too low.

Yeah, we're working on it.

Yeah, we're...
She's working on it.

Working on it.

Does that mean he's working
on that new car for you?

Oh no, Burleson,
you're killing me.

My bad, my bad.

But you, Bobby,
you've been killing it

- on the football field.
- Thank you, man.

Playing
like a man 15 years younger.

Yeah, I appreciate that.

I think every guy wants to know.

To be honest, I wanna know.

What is the secret?

- Ah, no secret.
- No secret?

No secret.

Come on, Callie, say it with me.

The people want answers!

It ain't that funny!
Laugh again.

Hey, girl.
You have a sec?

We are totally
stumped over here.

Does this circuit
look right to you?

- Hey, Callie.
- Ready for us, superstar?

Sorry guys, I gotta run.
Good luck!

♪ Like hey, like hey

♪ Everybody in the place okay

♪ We got you feeling
like hey, rock the party ♪

♪ Got you feeling
like hey, rock the party ♪

♪ Are you feeling a way?

♪ Well, okay, okay, okay

♪ Now you're feeling like
hey, rock the party ♪

♪ Got you feeling like
hey, rock the party ♪

♪ Are you feeling a way?

♪ Well, okay, okay, okay

♪ Job, late nights,
gotta get it right ♪

Peri, just the woman
I've been meaning to see.

Question, bobblehead.

Do we have a release
date for those yet?

Peri, look, I'm a
real-life bobblehead.

Look!

♪ Rock with me in the magic

Thanks for the love, G.

♪ Everybody in the place to be

♪ Put your hands in the sky,
reaching out to my people ♪

♪ All around the globe

♪ Tapped in while
the beat goes ♪

♪ Feeling like hey, like hey

♪ Everybody in the place okay

♪ We got you feeling like
hey, rock the party ♪

Whew!

Would you look at that?

♪ Can you feel, can
you feel the wave? ♪

♪ Keep our hands high,
feeling it all right ♪

♪ Let the beat play,
movin' us side to side ♪

♪ 'Cause this music is
a vibe they can't deny ♪

♪ Just turning up,
let it go all night ♪

♪ So we're being like
hey, rock the party ♪

♪ Can you feel the wave?

♪ Okay

♪ Tell me, can you feel,
can you feel the wave? ♪

We're happy you're back.

Yeah, we really needed you.

What you... no, what you...

Now, what are you lookin' at?

Nothing.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

All right.

Sorry, guys, I...
I gotta head out.

Hey, Callie! Can't you stay?

Oh, well, it's just with my dad.

Your dad. Yeah, um,

see, we're
just kind of counting on you

to redesign the arm.

I mean, we can't
really do anything

until you do that, so...

Okay, well, look,
it's literally been...

- It's been insane.
- I get it.

But we can't just
keep waiting on you.

I mean, if you need to
quit, we understand.

No, no no no, I never said
anything about quitting.

I want to be on the team.

And I promise you
I will get it done.

- Okay.
- Cool.

I'll see ya.

Rise up.

Don't mind if I do.

All right, man, what's up, huh?

'Cause you creepin' me out.

Look.

I'ma level with you.

I don't get a guy your age,
with your history,

can just elevate his game
like that in one night.

I know I'm better than you.

Is it that hard to believe?

Yeah.

Look, I don't know
how you're doin' it,

but I know it's not normal.

What's your secret?

Nate! Thanks for coming

and helping
with the robotics arm.

I've been really busy.

You know, we're
a little behind, so...

Yeah.

I brought some tacos.

I can't wait to see
your arm design.

Uh, so this is my room.

So, okay, um, I haven't
made a lot of progress,

but I can just show you
some of the basic schematics.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You got Madden?

And it's signed by
Anderson Fisher!

You don't... you
don't play Madden.

Oh, okay, you haven't heard?

Girls play video games too,
so...

- Oh, is that right?
- Mm-hmm.

Change of plans.

I think we should
get a warm-up game in

before we dive into
the schematics.

And if I lose... if I lose...
We play some games.

Guess we playin'
two games, then.

Oh, is that right?

- Uh-huh.
- Okay, gotcha.

You know, it's a mix
of the agility training

meets the mindfulness
exercises, all right?

Over and over.

And, um...

Dietary changes.

What dietary changes?

Um... special
high-performance smoothie.

- A high-performance smoothie?
- Yeah.

Listen, I gotta rock.

Sensei says I should, you know,
meditate every three hours.

And, so, let me
just get on out of here.

You know what?

I could really use one of those
high-performance smoothies.

How 'bout you make one?
Right now.

Whoo!

Okay, um, wait, remind me.

In football, more points
are better, right?

You know, let's go through the
tutorial real quick.

Like, really teach
you how to play.

Oh, you a savage, huh?

You know I let you
win this one, right?

- Oh, for real?
- I had to.

You can't... okay.
Whatever.

How come you don't
play as your dad?

He's hot right now.

It's like he's having
a second coming or something.

Well, I only play him
for actual games.

What?

Um...

Um, well, what I mean is
when I'm not there with him,

like with my family, I, um...

I play him in Madden to
make it feel like I'm there.

Yeah, yeah, like, um...

We call it
virtual bonding, so, yeah.

How about I just
grab us some sodas?

That seems accurate, yeah.
I will be right back.

I'm not... I'm not... thirsty.

Okay.

Ah, okay.

Really need your
blueberries, right?

Need your antioxidants.

Then you get your strawberries.

Get it all in there.
Yep, everything, that's it.

Yeah, right there.

Banana in.

Whole thing.
With the peel on.

With the peel?

A little oatmeal
never hurt anybody.

Two scoops.

Or more.

Aah!

Yo! Fallen
and you can't get up?

I just fumbled the spoon.
I'm old, G.

Yes, yes.

The key is, uh, the milk, right?

You know?

But never from a cow.

Only oat or goat...
It won't make you bloat.

I gotta say, man, sound like
a normal old smoothie to me.

I don't like the hair,
so let's put a fro on him.

Yo, I'm gonna be your age

by the time you're finished
making this smoothie, man.

Yo! Can I help?

I'm good.
I'm all good.

Yeah.

Put some blond hair on him.

Yo, can I help?

No, just keep shooting pool.

Don't move at all.

The real secret is
all about the fertilizer.

You gotta fertilize yourself.

Nasty.

All right, now we'll add
some junk to that trunk.

I'm coming back there.

Why? Why?

That's how he should look.

That's exactly how
he should look.

What are you doing?
That's my dad!

Whoa, relax.

You know, I thought
it was funny.

Well, it's not!

I got my butt back!

What?

Oh, it's a Gen-Z thing.

It's kind of like,
you know, I figured it out.

I got my butt back!

What did you do?

What else did you change?

Look, you know what?
I think I'll just head out.

I didn't you'd get so upset
over a little video game.

Wait, Nate, Nate, look. Um...

Okay, so you may not know,
but the game,

it's, um, uh...

It's...
It's, um...

- Well, I...
- You know what?

I'll just see you at school.

That's great.

It's the hospital.
I gotta take this.

But don't move.
I made brownies to eat.

Hey, what's up?

Wanna tell me what
happened to me today?

It was my friend.

I shouldn't have left him
alone with the game, all right?

All right, look, Anderson was
real suspicious of me today.

Okay? He could ruin
everything for me.

You can't be so careless.
You know?

Especially not when I'm about
to beat his rushing record

and we're about to
make the playoffs.

I know. I know.

All right.

But also, I was thinking...

Maybe we should chill on
the whole Madden thing.

What do you mean the
whole Madden thing?

What are you talking about?

I just think it's
too much right now.

And with nationals
and everything, I...

I think I need to
focus on robotics.

Callie, robotics?
I got a shot at the Super Bowl.

You know what that means?
That means a bigger house.

A nice pool. A shed.

We can build a
whole shed for you to do

all the robot building
you could ever wanna do.

It's great news for all of us.

Hey, check it out. Look.

Your dad's on TV again!

Everybody keeps asking
me what my secret is.

There's no secret.

What's up, big man?
That's it! Hard work!

My hard work!

That's all there is to it!

You tell 'em, Bobby Coleman.
That's what I told them.

That's my secret.

Can we... can we at
least tell Mom?

She almost caught me while
I was juggling helping you

and trying to win regionals.

I'm sure your mama didn't
think twice about it, Callie.

You know your mother.

- What's the problem?
- I'm starting to feel guilty.

I mean, look at us.
We're lying.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
Hey. Come on, now.

I'm having a moment in my life.
We all are!

And for once, hey,
baby girl, for once,

I'm finally living up
to that thing, huh?

So let's not go
rock the boat now.

No, no, no, Just keep
doing what you're doing,

and you're doing it great.

Everything will be
just fine, okay?

Okay.

Easy for you.
I'm the one doing it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hey, hey, Callie,

I'm actually on the field
getting the job done.

You're just pressing
some buttons a little.

Just pressing some buttons?
A little?

Babe!

I just hit a million followers!
Ha!

The Las Vegas Raiders
have made the trek east

to take on the Atlanta Falcons

in a game that is
pivotal for each side

and just huge for the
Falcons' playoff chances.

Well, they're going up against

one of the teams that people
recognize around football

as one of the toughest
teams in the league.

So we'll see how
good the Falcons are.

And the Falcons get the
job done on their home turf

at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

They know they have
to get this one.

Can they do it?

Taylor hands off to
Coleman, who... whoa!

What is he doing?

What is circling
inside of his head?

What is going on?

That's a great question, Jim.

We're all actually
asking that because

Coleman is just running
around in circles.

Stop messing around!

This is bizarre.

He's just lost.

And still running in circles,
going absolutely nowhere.

Hold on a second.

It looks like
he's changed course.

Now he's headed directly
for the sidelines.

What a strange way for
him to start the game.

What is he doing now, Jim?

Tony, he's lost his mind.
He's just jumping around.

Coleman is completely out of it.

I don't think jumping
around is going to help.

He passes the ball.

Come on...

Oh!

Right in the face!

Coach Evans!

I think the only one
amused there is Anderson Fisher.

Exactly.

This isn't funny.
He's out of...

Right now he's doing the Worm.

I mean, there's a ground game,
and then there's a ground game.

But you don't do the Worm.

To be precise,
it's on the 46th yard line.

He's being ridiculous.

Hey, Fish time, baby!

Way to go, Dad!

I don't know what's happened.

This is not the same guy
we've seen all season long.

I'm ready to call it, partner.

That was definitely one of
the dumbest things I've seen

on a football field.

And that will bring
an end to the first quarter,

which has been
downright memorable

for all the wrong reasons.

Hey, Dad!
How's the game going?

Callie, what are you doing?

What do you mean?

You're the one doing everything!

I'm pressing some buttons
to help out a little, right?

Okay, okay, you made your point.

We can talk about it
when I get home.

Now I need you
to turn my play around

so Anderson don't replace me.
Please.

Mm, but have you
learned your lesson?

Coleman! Come on.

Coming, Coach!
Get my helmet.

Lesson learned, all right?
Okay, thanks, bye.

Okay.

Uh oh.

Hi.

Callie...

We've been talking.

And with nationals in a week...

Screw lead-ins.

You promised us a new robot arm.

You called it SpongeBot 2.0,

and yet we haven't seen
anything.

Well, I mean, it's just taking

a little bit of
extra time, that's all.

Everything is coming
together, though.

I'm just working on it at home.

Nate knows! Right, Nate?

Actually, I don't.

I mean, you can show
us now, if you want.

Um...

Okay, well...

The truth is...
I haven't finished it yet

because I haven't
started it yet.

You haven't started it yet?

Callie, we were counting on you.

We didn't work on it
because you said you would.

Without your changes,
we will be too far behind

and laughed out of nationals.

Like, laughed at,
not laughed with.

I know, it's just, look,

everything has been crazy
right now with my dad...

Look, look, stop
with this dad stuff.

We're not mad at him.
We're mad at you.

And what happened to
wanting to be Callie Coleman

and not Bobby Coleman's
daughter?

You might not
need these scholarships

because your dad is a
big, famous football player,

but for some of us,

that money could actually
make a huge difference!

I'm gonna need
that iPhone case back.

And the T-shirt too.

I didn't know my amazing
craftsmanship would go to waste.

Fine.

But maybe, if
anyone actually knew

what they were
doing on this team,

this wouldn't be a problem!

Too smart for this
mediocre crew anyways!

And then there were
the Falcons, right?

There is no
better story in the NFC

than Bobby "Comeback" Coleman.

He ain't all that.

With a record-tying
six touchdown game.

And now?
He's on the verge of breaking

the single-season
rushing record.

Yeah...
I did it first.

I mean, you just wanna
root for this guy, right?

Especially when you see
him with his daughter.

Those two make quite the couple.

Oh, it's adorable.

But, you know,
just been hanging out,

playing a whole lot of Madden.

Man, I love that
they play Madden together.

The way Bobby's been playing,

it seems he's leveled up
in real life.

It does seem like
that, doesn't it?

But he might be getting

a little nervous out there,
if I were him.

Bobby Coleman's been
toting that rock.

It's like Anderson who, right?

That's her exact same schedule.

Hold up.

Those are the exact same plays.

That's crazy, no.

Thank you.

Callie!

- We're home!
- We brought you some food!

Where is she?

- I'll check on her.
- Okay.

All right.

Oh, baby girl,
we got dinner down...

Callie, what are you doing?

Put the controller down now.

I finally felt like
I belonged somewhere

and now all my friends hate me.

What are you talking about?

This game ruined my life.

Callie, we're dominating!
You're kidding me?

I'm having the best
season of my career!

And I'm having the worst!

Isn't there something
wrong with that?

Callie, think about
what you're doing.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No. No.

What are you doing?

Gotta go to Best Buy, right?

They... they... they
can recover the data.

Geek Squad, don't fail me now.
That whole thing?

Come on, leave it alone!

Don't... Dad, what are you doing?
It's over! It's over!

- Dad, look, stop!
- Hey!

You're not gonna get it back.
It's gone, it's gone!

No, Callie, I'm taking it!
Give me the game!

Callie, Callie!

I wish none of this
had ever happened!

You guys are insane!
What is going on with you two?

- Is this about that video game?
- No, it's not just the game.

What she really means is more
of a metaphor, right Callie?

No!

This game has some sort of
weird body controlling thing.

Please feel free
to expand on that.

Mom, whatever I do in the game,
it happens in real life.

That's the reason
Dad's been playing so well!

Callie Amber Coleman,
is that what you think?

It's true. It's true, Keish.

I know it does sound insane,

but the game has some
sort of power over me.

Or at least, it used to.

- And now I got nothin'!
- Excuse me?

Your daughter and
I are not nothin'.

But we'll come back to that.

Because what I just heard
come out of both of your faces

is that whatever Callie
does in a video game,

Bobby mirrors on the
field move for move.

Is that correct?

And you two aren't
messing with me?

How could you two keep
something like this a secret?

Mom, I'm sorry, I
wanted to tell you,

but Dad said not to...

Wait, wait, wait,
you're sorry about that?

How 'bout the fact that you just
made all of my skills disappear?

Gone, poof, just like that!

And right before the
playoffs are about to start?

And by the way, I was about
to break the rushing record.

That's literally
all you care about!

Callie...
Baby girl...

This was a win/win
for both of us.

And all our dreams
were finally coming true.

Your dreams!

But what about me?

I was finally starting
to become my own person!

Not everything
is just about you!

You told our daughter
to lie to me?

- Listen, Keisha...
- No.

You don't get to talk right now.

What happened to
us being a unit?

I mean, I get it.
You're Mr. Bigshot on the field.

But in this house?
We're partners.

And right now... it sure
doesn't feel that way.

- I mean, Keisha...
- No.

Callie!

♪ Yeah, well you the GOAT

Hey, first game of the playoffs,
baby, let's go!

Hey, you ready to bring some
of that Bobby Coleman action?

You know it!
You know it!

Coleman!

Where's Bobby?

- Coleman, there you are.
- That sweater is terrible!

I know your secret.

I know all about what you and
your little daughter been up to.

Check it out, Joe.

When his daughter plays Madden,

it makes him good
at actual football.

Everything she does on the
game he does on the field.

Yo, no offense, but what?

Look, I don't know
how you're doing it,

but I got proof.
I got proof!

His daughter recorded
her Madden gameplay,

and it was exactly the same
as his six-touchdown game

a few months back.

- Hey, I just leveled up!
- Scoot over.

- Come on, now!
- What you doin'?

Give the controller back.

What's wrong, man?

What you doin'?

What?

No, no. Where is it?

No, no, it was right here.
I saw it.

She recorded it.

Look, y'all remember when
he had that six-touchdown game.

Right? It was the same on
Madden, too!

Admit it, Bobby!

You and that daughter of yours?

Y'all made some kind of deal
with a real-life game genie.

Boom! Busted!

Wake up, fam!

In, like, one day he
went from rickety old man

to some kind of
superhero overnight?

What do you think caused that?
Multivitamins?

I think not.
You know what it was?

It was his magical video game.

That's right, Bobby.
I figured it out.

- I got my butt back.
- You got your butt back?

It's a Gen Z thing.

Hey, hey.

Why don't we just play football?

Right, AF?

Just play ball.

'Cause you sound crazy.

- I'm not crazy, y'all.
- You sound crazy.

I'm not crazy.
I'm not going insane.

It was on the game!

Man, shut up!
I'm with Bobby.

That boy crazy, man.

- Let's focus up.
- It's on the game.

Yeeeaahhh!

It's starting,
if you wanna watch!

I'm good!

Taylor, the quarterback.

Coleman in the back field.

And they'll hand it off
to Coleman.

Oh! He fumbles right away.

But the Falcons do
keep possession.

Now they throw it to Coleman.

And it goes directly
through his hands.

Bobby!

Jim, as I suspected,
Bobby Coleman's going out

and Anderson Fisher's coming in.

You can't blame him.

Coleman just doesn't
look like himself out there.

Yeah, well, technically, Jim,

he hasn't looked
like himself all season.

I mean, he started off on fire.

But today we saw him revert
back to that fumble-throwing guy

that we've seen throughout
most of his NFL career.

Isn't this the worst?

What?

Feeling bad for
someone you're mad at.

Takes all the fun out of it.

I mean, no matter how
angry I get at that man...

And he can test me...

I never wanna see him struggle.

And we both know
he's had his struggles.

But that's the thing
about loving someone.

You never stop rooting for them.

Thanks to Anderson Fisher,

the Falcons were able
to eke out the win today

to keep their season alive.

Man, but how about
Bobby Coleman?

Looks like his
so-called resurgence

was just a fluke.

Pathetic!

I say just retire.

Keisha?
Look, I apologize...

Not now.
I can't find Callie.

She left after the game and
she hasn't answered her phone

for two hours.

Has she mentioned any plans?

No, she's got that robotics
competition thing coming up

and she might be at
the school, but let's go.

Okay.

Excuse me? Hi.
We're Callie's parents.

Oh yeah, we met at your
house the other day, right?

Wait, he was at our house?
When was this?

Not now, not now.
We're looking for Callie.

Uh, we kind of had to
kick her off of the team.

Wait, why?
She loves it so much.

Yeah, see, she was
supposed to figure out

this big element
of our robot, but...

No offense to Mr. Coleman...

She was so consumed
by your success

that she didn't really
have much time left for us.

And she's super good.
I mean, she the whole reason

we even made it
to the nationals.

Yeah, well, now she
is the whole reason why

we are completely screwed.

Uh, sorry for the language.

It's just I don't think
we're gonna find another Callie

before nationals.

Lightning definitely
doesn't strike twice.

- I know where she is.
- Where?

Babe, I know where she is.
Thank you! Thank you!

And sorry.

Right there!
There she is.

What in the world is she doing?

Callie! Callie!

Dad, please stop!

I'm trying to fix this!

All I need to do is get
struck by lightning again.

- Baby girl, no!
- Baby, this is insane.

- You're gonna get hurt!
- But it's all my fault!

I mean, everything was
great until I ruined it.

No, you said it... we're a team.

You didn't drop the ball.

I'm the one who
dropped the ball.

You've already given me so much.
You have!

And now you're
standing in the rain,

trying to get yourself
struck by lightning,

- all for me again.
- But football is your life!

No, baby.
No! You're my life.

Don't you see? It's you.

And you're smarter and more
talented than I could ever be.

You led your team to nationals!

Yeah, and then I
let them all down!

No, no, no,
that's no me too, okay?

I just got caught up, you
know, in all the attention.

I didn't think about
how it affected you.

Then I asked you to
lie to your mother.

I shouldn't have asked
you to lie to anyone.

So, I'm sorry, okay?
You hear me?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry to you,
and I'm sorry to you.

I guess I thought that
being on top of the world

would mean that I could
give you both the world.

But really you just wanted
me right here, present.

So I'm here, present.

I mean, with the playoffs
and everything, it's just...

No, hey, come here, come here.
Come here.

It's just a game.
You get it?

The playoffs...
It's just a game.

You mean everything to me.
You and your mama.

We really need to
get out of this rain

because we're going
to get pneumonia.

Please come over.

Mom, pneumonia's
a little extreme.

Worst-case scenario,
it's probably just the sniffles.

Please, just trust me.
I am a medical professional.

- Good morning!
- Whoa!

- Ha, ha, ha.
- What's going on?

Let's go, let's go.
We got work to do.

What?

Come on, come on.

It's 6 o'clock in the
morning on a Saturday.

Yeah. This isn't about me.
Today is not about me.

- Come on!
- Dad, Dad, stop.

We gotta go. Hey, hey!

You drivin', Miss Thing.

That's right.
I'll see you downstairs.

Breakfast on the table.
Let's rock!

The most important game
of your career is tomorrow.

Are you sure you wanna
spend your day here?

Yeah, I do.

You get this thing done,

you guys still have
a shot at nationals.

I'm gonna stay here, help you as
long as it takes to get it done.

All right?

But I do have one question.

What is all of this stuff?

And, uh, how does
any of it work?

♪ Oh no, got me goin' loco

♪ Make me go berserk-o

♪ Shake it in a circle

♪ Circle

♪ Oh no, got me goin' loco

♪ Gotta put in work, though

♪ Make it work

♪ Lo... lo... lo... loco

Lookin' sharp.

♪ Loco

What's wrong?

Uh, there's a piece missing.

A small bronze cylinder
about this big here.

See?

It's supposed to be
here as a counterweight

for this upper joint.

The arm won't work without it.

Ah, what about this?

Nope.

See, this one is too light to
provide the torque that we need.

I've torqued about enough.

Without the counterweight,
the balance is off.

And you say that it's a bronze
cylinder about this big?

Come with me. Come on.

I don't think
I completely understand.

You want me to cut off the
arm of your Heisman Trophy?

Yeah, because this
young lady right here,

well, she matters way more to me
than some piece of metal, right?

So just cut that arm
right off my Heisman.

We got a robot to build.

Wow, uh, it seems like

I'm missing some
significant context here.

But we don't have to do that.

I can just sell you
a piece of bronze.

- Oh.
- I mean, is that okay?

I mean, that way you can have

your cake and eat
it too, you know?

- Way better.
- Okay.

- Way better.
- I'm gonna go get the bronze.

I will be back.
Don't go anywhere.

- Win-win.
- Yeah.

Um, guys!?

SpongeBot SpareParts!

Ooh, with a new arm, too.

Hey, it's Callie.

Um, I owe you an apology.

You were relying on me,
and I didn't deliver.

If you don't want me back,
I completely understand.

But y'all mean everything to me.

Either way, I want you to take

this finished
SpongeBot 2.0 to nationals

and destroy the competition,

and also crush, obliterate,
and annihilate them.

Oh, jeez.

- You good?
- Yeah, yeah.

Um...

That was, um...

That was supposed to
be a way cooler reveal.

Wow, hiding in a tree, yeah.
That's creepy.

Yeah, it's not my best look.

Look, I'm sorry for
the mean things I said.

Yeah, me too, it
got pretty brutal.

Yeah, and I'm sorry for, um...

Well, SpongeBot kind of
covered it.

I, uh, think these
belong to you.

What do you guys think?

Shall we see what this
little guy can do?

Yes!

Let's go!

Zoe, Kayla, you're up!
Go long.

Launch it!

Oh my god, Oliver!

So, um...

You were supposed to catch it

so it doesn't break
our windshield!

Are we cool?

Even though I acted very
weird when you came over?

- Yeah, we cool.
- Okay.

And for the record...

you being incredibly weird
is the reason I like you.

Callie!

Uh, I'ma head home, all right?

You stay and enjoy your friends.

And the car is
yours for the day.

Thank you!

Your mom just pulled up
to pick me up.

And be safe.

- Hey!
- Hey.

I'm Nate.

Nathaniel? Nate.

You can call me Nathaniel.

We didn't really actually
get a chance to meet?

I just wanted to let you know
that it's been a pleasure

- being with your daughter.
- Ooh, say what?

Um, uh, having contact with
her... interpersonally, though.

Because of robotics?

Yeah, because of robotics.

Robotics.

Look, it's an honor to
meet you, Mr. Bobby, Robert...

- Mr. Coleman is perfect.
- Right, Mr. Coleman.

- Mr. Coleman.
- Yeah.

Well, thank you, Nate.

Pleasure to meet
you too, young man.

And remember, I
got my eye on you.

- Right.
- Right.

Right.

♪ Are you ready?

Jim, the energy
here at Mercedes-Benz

is electric.
A sold-out crowd

is hoping to see their Falcons

punch their ticket
to the Super Bowl.

But they gotta go through
the Saints here today.

That's right, partner.

And all eyes are
on Bobby Coleman,

who's had the Cinderella season.

But he came out last game
looking like Sleeping Beauty.

Yes, but even after
that performance,

he's still just 45 yards
away from overtaking

Anderson Fisher's
single-season rushing record.

But the big question
is, will Coach Evans

give him the minutes
he needs to do it?

- These seats are incredible!
- Okay.

- You do this every Sunday?
- Um...

This season's been
a little different.

Yo, I'll take a dog!
Oh, dog, you want a dog?

Make that double dog!
With kraut.

Everybody gets a sign.

Callie, you are
the exclamation point.

Oh, Ms. Coleman, I'm sorry.

I should've brought you one too.

It's okay, honey.

I consider myself a
human exclamation point.

Okay.

And the NFC
championship game is underway.

And this will go
for a touchback.

Signs up! Signs up!

Come on, Bobby!

Coach Evans going
with Bobby Coleman.

Wow, I can't believe
it, but I love it.

And Coleman, right off the bat,

is hit hard for a loss.

Well, the Saints are not gonna

make this easy
for Bobby Coleman.

Get it together, Bobby!
They're crushing you out there!

- Your mom is a little...
- Passionate?

- I was gonna say terrifying.
- Yeah, that too.

And now the Saints head to
the end zone on a quick strike.

Taylor going deep.

And it's caught.
Touchdown, Falcons.

Taylor with a perfect throw.

That's how you gotta score
against this defense.

Handoff, Coleman.
And he fumbles it.

And the Saints recover.

All of last week's
troubles not quite behind him.

And touchdown, Saints.

And they do the little
bowling ball!

Saints are feeling
comfortable in enemy territory.

And oh, Coleman once
again coughs it up.

That's it.
Coach Evans says you're done.

I'm going to Anderson Fisher.

And Fisher looking
like he did last year.

Into the end zone for sixth.

How do you handle this?

It's like my heart
is gonna explode!

You gotta let it out, man.

Come on, scream with me.

And folks, the
game is essentially

coming down to this.

One final chance
for the Falcons.

They're trying to get lined up.

But the nerves are
here, you can tell.

Look at this.

42!

Now there's just
a lot of confusion.

And Taylor is gonna
have to take a timeout.

It's been a
back-and-forth battle

between these phenomenal teams.

And despite Fisher
getting more minutes,

Bobby Coleman has managed
to get within 10 yards

of that rushing record.

Well, Comeback Coleman has had

an unbelievable season.

But Anderson Fisher, he seems
to be more reliable right now.

42!

Time out!

Zeros and ones.

- What?
- I've got it!

So analyzing football plays is
a lot like coding in Python.

Yeah, yeah, I'm not following.

The patterns are finite.
So if you gather enough data,

you can get a sense
of which plays

are more or less
efficient against others.

And based on my predictive
analytics, I mean,

the defense...

Wait, wait, wait, don't tell us.
Go tell them.

Who?
The players on the field?

- Yeah.
- Do it.

Yeah.

Come on, guys, that's insane.

What am I gonna do?
Hop over the divider?

- Yeah.
- I would.

There's a security guard
right over there.

All right, we need
a distraction.

Just tell me the plan and
I'm ready to execute it.

♪ Ave

♪ Maria

♪ Gratia plena

- His voice!
- It's... beautiful.

Callie, Callie, look!

♪ Gratia plena

- It's actually working.
- Yeah.

♪ Maria, gratia plena

That's your cue.
Go, go, go.

Where is she going?

I've known him for 10 years and
I have never seen him do that.

♪ Dominus tecum

♪ Bendicta tu in mulieribus

♪ Et benedictus

♪ Et benedictus
fructus ventris ♪

♪ Ventris tui

Hey, trust me, Dad, I got
the play you need to run.

- Callie, what are you doing?
- I got this. Trust me.

Over the past two years, I've
developed an analytics algorithm

that can determine
the most likely outcome

of various strategies.

Long story short,
you do what I tell you,

you're going to the Super Bowl.

White board!

I would listen, Coach.

You're not really gonna
do that, though, right?

Let's hear her out.

Coach?
White board.

Here you go.

Huddle up.

♪ Can't stop this power,
this flaunt, this pose ♪

♪ This strut, this
look, this style ♪

♪ Come around me,
might get too hot ♪

♪ You go in, but I go out

♪ Boss, boss, boss,
boss, boss, boss, boss ♪

Dad. Save story time for later!

Yes, ma'am.

That's it.

You guys run it like I laid out,

my dad's got a 92% chance of
scoring the winning touchdown.

Okay.

Gentlemen... this might
cost me my job, but...

this is a smart play.
We're gonna go with it.

Game!

Win on three.
One, two, three...

Win!

- Hey, you must lock the middle.
- You got it, Coach.

This works, you're gonna
get the rushing record.

Yeah, but without Madden...

Dad, Dad, you don't need Madden.
You never did.

Strap in, folks!
Here we go!

Tony?

And Coleman and
Fisher are both on the field

at the same time in
an unconventional move

through the final play
to go to the Super Bowl.

There is no more
tense moment than this.

The entire season, the
trip to the Super Bowl

on the line right here.

With both of them on
the field at the same time,

I'm thinking for
something kind of tricky.

Oh, it is tricky.

It's a direct step to Coleman.

Around the right side,
he's looking for a gap.

Go, go, go!

Matthias has broken free.

He's coming up to
make the tackle.

But look at this!

Coleman's gonna go across
the field with a lateral.

He's got Fisher!

Wait!

On the feet!

And Anderson Fisher is in!

The Falcons have won it in
the most improbable of ways!

And Atlanta is heading
to the Super Bowl!

Bobby Coleman had a
chance at the rushing record

and chose to get his
team to the Super Bowl.

That gave me goosebumps
right there, Jim.

Coleman!

Aah!

You weren't kidding!
You're a great hugger.

- It's a heck of a play!
- Yeah.

You could've beat
my rushing record,

but you put the team first.

Look, don't tell nobody but, uh,

you might be my
favorite player again.

Oh, hey!

Anderson.

You was right about everything.

Or... were you?

Uh-uh.

Coleman!

Coleman, you can't
leave me like that!

It was the game.
It was the game!

Yes!

Okay, now, that was pretty much

the coolest thing
I've ever seen.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Um, hey, in case
you were wondering,

now would be, like,
the perfect time to kiss me.

Yes! Yes, yes, I knew it!

Yeah... it was a weird
year, but also kind of the best.

We ended up getting second
place at the robotics nationals.

My dad signed a multiyear
deal with the Falcons

after winning the Super Bowl.

What's up, Coach?
Not you... other coach.

And I landed a
pretty sweet internship

doing analytics for the Falcons.

My parents have
never been prouder.

That's right, Callie, you
talk about those numbers!

- This is it!
- Thank you!

Or louder.

Okay...

And this year for my birthday...

all my wishes
actually came true.

For once, there were no
moving boxes in sight.

Just an actual group of
friends to call my own

in a city that's starting
to feel like home.

And I think maybe a boyfriend?

- Happy birthday, Callie.
- Thank you.

- Can I get one of those?
- Yes.

All right, Drake.

Why don't you move that arm
while you still got one?

- Dad...
- I'm sorry, Mr. Coleman.

- You know we...
- Oh, hey, hey, hey.

We got a big surprise outside.

Come on, let's go,
everybody outside now.

Come on!

♪ I can feel the
beat in my body ♪

♪ I can feel the rhythm
down to my toes, yeah ♪

Surprise!

No way, no freakin' way!

- It's all yours.
- Oh my god!

- Okay, who wants a ride?
- Oh, I got the front!

Hey, hey! Have at it!

Oh, my goodness.

♪ We ain't going nowhere
but the top of the world ♪

♪ All right, don't
stop for fools ♪

Yep, I'd say Atlanta's
the perfect place for us.

♪ La, la, la-la, la

♪ La-la, la

♪ La, la, la-la, la, la

♪ La, la, la-la, la

♪ La, la, la, la-la-la

♪ Top of the world

♪ Top of the world

♪ Whoo

♪ I can feel the weight
off my shoulders ♪

♪ I can feel myself
start to fly ♪

♪ The way I feel,
oh, I wanna show ya ♪

♪ The way I see
the world tonight ♪

♪ Making lemonade out
of all these lemons ♪

♪ Taking what we got
and we make it okay ♪

♪ If you ever fall, you
can reach out for me ♪

♪ 'Cause we are not gonna stop

♪ Straight to the top

♪ Top of the world, yeah

♪ We don't stop for fools

♪ Top of the world, all right

♪ We ain't goin' nowhere but the
top of the world, all right ♪

♪ Don't stop for fools

♪ Top of the world, yeah

♪ Top of the world

♪ La, la, la-la, la

♪ La-la, la

♪ La, la, la-la, la, la

♪ La, la, la-la, la

♪ La, la, la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Top of the world

♪ Top of the world

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Old school rebel

♪ Hey, hey

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ We got a new dance for you

♪ Only for the fly and sexy

♪ Wax on, wax off

♪ Let's get it, let's go

♪ Let's get it, let's go

♪ Oh, let's get it, let's go

♪ Let's get it, let's go

♪ Oh, let's get it, let's go

♪ Let's get it, let's go

♪ Oh, let's get it, let's go

♪ Wax on, wax off

♪ Wax on, wax off

♪ Wax on, wax off