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Oh, Clark, did I forget
your birthday again?
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Yes, but it's not today.
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This is Connor's Valentine's Day gift.
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I am creating a romantic scavenger hunt
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that's going to lead him to it.
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Man, Valentine's Day
sure sneaks up on you.
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We always end up going out to eat
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wherever I can score a last-minute res.
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I mean, not lazy... spontaneous.
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You know, it's part of
the Ken Park package.
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I just flat-out told Eric
what I wanted tonight...
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a nice, romantic steak.
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Oh, where are you gonna go,
Meat is Murder over on Pico?
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No. It's this place that Pat
and I found by the airport.
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It is delicious.
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It's a little loud, but I've heard
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all of Eric's stories anyway.
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Oh, Allison... she needs me.
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Already misses this.
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So, you picked a place
that you and Pat used to go?
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How is Eric gonna feel about that?
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Ah, he's probably gonna feel like
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he doesn't know Pat and I dated.
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What?! You haven't told him?
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I was going to, but then...
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I didn't.
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And here we are, three months later,
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and he seems cool with it.
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Excuse me.
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Megan Vogel to see Dr. Tuttle.
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Oh, he'll be down in a minute.
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You can just wait right over there.
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Thank you.
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Psst!
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Do you know who that is?
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Well, she's got a rolling
suitcase in a hospital.
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So she's either a pharmaceutical rep,
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or she got very lost
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looking for her connecting flight.
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No, that's Megan... the woman I met
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at that jazz festival
when I was pretending
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that Ken's kid was my adopted Asian son.
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Why in the hell would you do that?
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Because she also has
an adopted Asian child.
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Just trust me... it was the
right thing to do at the time.
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Well, it turns out it wasn't,
'cause she got bent outta shape
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when I told her the truth.
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It's too bad, 'cause I really liked her.
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Then just go apologize.
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Maybe the universe is
giving you a second chance.
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Or her a second chance
to spit in his face.
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Ugh!
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I'll be right there to make
that important decision!
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Pat?
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Oh, hey, it's you!
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- Megan.
- Megan, yes, Megan.
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I'm gonna wait outside.
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Oh, no, no, no, Megan, uh...
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I'm sorry.
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I let you think that Dave was my kid
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'cause it seemed to make you like me,
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but if it'll make things better,
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I... I could adopt a child for real.
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Or I could take you to dinner tonight.
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It's Valentine's Day.
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Right.
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I don't have any plans,
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but I did optimistically book a sitter.
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Oh, well, I did optimistically
make a reservation,
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and I'm sure it wouldn't
be too much trouble
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to bump it up from one person to two.
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Okay.
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- Aww!
- Aww!
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No, Allison, if you don't
wanna do anything tonight,
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that's totally fine.
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No, I'll get over it. Love you.
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She doesn't wanna do anything!
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She just wants to
watch TV in sweatpants.
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You know, sometimes good things
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do happen to good people.
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Well, if you're staying in,
then you can hide the present
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for my scavenger hunt at the
sculpture garden by your house.
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It's where Connor and I
went on our first date.
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- Aww!
- Aww!
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Anything for you, Clark. Is it fragile?
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Because I might just
toss it from the car.
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Oh, what's happening in here?
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Magic!
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I'm making Valentine's Day
dinner for me and Emily...
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Korean galbi, tteok
in a red chili sauce,
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and cr�me brûl�e.
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Grandpa's my sous-chef
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since I'm not allowed to use the
cr�me brûl�e torch anymore.
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Even though my eyebrows grew
back thicker than before!
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Wow, buddy. First Valentine's Day.
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So sweet.
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My first one with your
dad was pretty perfect.
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Picnic on the beach... classic.
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But he forgot the picnic, so
we shared a warm, flat Coke
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he had in his car.
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Classic Coke.
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It was very Ken, but romantic.
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Well, not as romantic as tonight...
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sweatpants and this
mid-range Chardonnay
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a patient gave me for
freezing off his skin tags.
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D.K., why aren't you with Linda?
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We broke up again.
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Well, I can't think of anything
I wanna hear less about.
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It's like, "Save the
drama for your mama!"
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Happy Valentine's Day, baby!
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I did everything you
asked, down to wearing
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the outfit that you laid out for me.
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That was a pile of your stuff
that I was donating to Goodwill.
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Well, you win some, you lose some.
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Mm, it's Pat!
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Aw, geez.
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Well, well, well, what a surprise!
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Yeah.
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Here you are on a date, I'm on a date.
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So, how's your date going?
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Good. Good?
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- Good!
- Oh, well, mine is going gangbusters,
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you know, despite our rocky start,
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so I guess a relationship
can be built on a lie.
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Oh, well, enjoy your dinner.
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Your boss is a weird guy.
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Is he? I don't really
know him that well.
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I'm just gonna run to the ladies' room,
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but don't worry, I'm
totally coming back.
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Ah...
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I'm gonna take a bath and
have another glass of wine.
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Why not? We ain't drivin' nowhere.
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Hey, buddy, what's up?
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I need a little help with Emily's gift.
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It's a poem. I'd like
to scan it for posterity.
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A poem, huh?
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"You're beautiful, ravine mane
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is only rivaled by
your impressive brain."
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Hmm.
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"Your passion for NPR
makes my heart sing.
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I collect it like a vase from the Ming.
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You have been sent from Heaven above,
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which is why I'm giving
you the gift of my love,
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because eternal love is eternal love
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is eternal love."
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That's just the first stanza.
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What do you think?
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Well, do you like having a girlfriend?
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- Yeah.
- Then lose the poem.
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Eternal love is eternal love...
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It's a little too much.
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Okay, I feel you.
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I'll go with plan "B"...
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stickers of our founding fathers.
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Hoo!
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Oh, hey, Jae.
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Hey, Dr. Park.
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Aren't you guys going out?
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No, we're just gonna Netflix.
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You know it's Valentine's Day, right?
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Sorry. Valentine's Day's
a corporate holiday.
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Yeah, it's just like any other
day to people who don't buy
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what big business is
cramming down their throats.
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Oh, okay.
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I guess I've just been a
lemming all these years.
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A lot of people are... don't sweat it.
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Thanks.
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Oh! I told Ken not to do anything.
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Uh, don't worry. He didn't do anything.
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It's funny how your
arthritis starts acting up
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just when I ask you to
julienne the vegetables!
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Flowers for Dave Park?
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Yep.
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In fairness, it does sound like
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you told him not to do anything.
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I know what I said.
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I saved up my allowance
to buy these for Emily
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because she's as sweet as a dozen roses.
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Aww.
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Tomorrow, you can buy those
same flowers for half price.
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But they won't mean as much then.
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Says who?
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Says...
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a lot of people.
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Emily will love them.
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Anybody would love them.
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Things are too quiet in the kitchen.
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I should get back.
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Take 'em.
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Guess I'll just get into my
really comfortable sweats.
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Those aren't them?
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I'm not enjoying you right now.
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What's wrong?
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Pat's date still hasn't come
back from the ladies' room.
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You think she left?
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I mean, it's Pat, so probably.
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Aw, man. That is sad.
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Oh, that is even sadder.
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Oh, seems my date
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wasn't going quite as well as I thought.
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That's okay.
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Soon, I'll be in bed
eating steak for two.
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Well, it's good to see you, Pat.
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- Yeah, you, too.
- Okay.
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Hey, look, Pat, why don't you join us?
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Oh, I couldn't.
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Oh!
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Allison, do my hands
look prune-ier than usual?
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You okay?
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I am now.
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Even though I said I didn't
want anything special,
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you knew deep down I did.
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What you wrote is beautiful.
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I love the part about NPR.
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And you used some big words in here
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I didn't even know you knew!
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Okay, the clue says, "You had no idea
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what the night had in
store, but under this hunk
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is the gift you're looking for."
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- Is it under you?
- Ooh!
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This is so much fun!
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I never want the scavenger hunt to end.
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Okay.
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Maybe this isn't the end.
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Ken.
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- Keep looking.
- There aren't many other places...
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Just do it!
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I really am sorry your date left.
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Ah, it's nothing a
delicious steak can't fix.
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Mm.
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Hey, did Damona tell you
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how we discovered this place?
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Unh-unh!
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I'm sorry, did you wanna tell the story?
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Unh-unh!
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You discovered it together,
like, just the two of you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- It was a work thing.
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Mm?
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, it was a work thing.
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Yeah, 'cause we're,
uh, we're co-workers...
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who dated.
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You two dated?
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Uh, sort of,
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but nothing serious or anything.
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No, no, no, no, nothing serious, no.
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It was just two grown
adults having a little...
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well, sometimes a whole lot of fun.
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Why didn't you tell
me about this before?
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Yeah, why didn't I?
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We would all like to know the answer.
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Let me see if I can go find
one in the ladies' room.
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Well, this isn't exactly
the Valentine's Day
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I was picturing. Really?
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Yeah, in the realm of all
possible Valentine's Days,
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this did occur to me.
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Where's Jae?
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His friends were seeing a band,
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so I told him he should go.
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Well, if he's anything like your father,
261
00:12:04,773 --> 00:12:06,740
he might surprise you.
262
00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:08,125
What?
263
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,414
- What's going on?
- I'm in the weeds, Mommy!
264
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,416
I burnt my galbi, my tteok is bloated,
265
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,853
and Grandpa hid the
cr�me brûl�e torch.
266
00:12:19,888 --> 00:12:21,622
This is why I quit.
267
00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:24,948
I can't work under these conditions!
268
00:12:26,118 --> 00:12:27,417
Oh, no, that's Emily.
269
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:29,329
It's okay. Mom will stall her.
270
00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:31,398
Just tell her about that
boring bank robbery dream
271
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,199
you had the other night.
272
00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:33,700
That wasn't a dream!
273
00:12:35,437 --> 00:12:38,572
It's too late.
Valentine's Day is ruined.
274
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,843
Great job, Dad.
275
00:12:42,911 --> 00:12:44,044
She's early!
276
00:12:44,113 --> 00:12:46,346
I was gonna come through
at the last minute...
277
00:12:46,415 --> 00:12:48,949
very dramatic.
278
00:12:52,187 --> 00:12:54,187
Hi, Emily. Come on in.
279
00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:57,257
I brought sparkling apple
cider left over from New Year's.
280
00:12:57,326 --> 00:12:59,893
My uncle's a recovering alcoholic.
281
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,467
I'm not gonna pussyfoot
around this, Emily.
282
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,603
I ruined our Valentine's Day dinner.
283
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,539
It's okay. Valentine's Day
is a meaningless holiday.
284
00:13:12,641 --> 00:13:14,341
- Don't sweat it.
- No.
285
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,209
Stop saying it's a meaningless holiday.
286
00:13:16,311 --> 00:13:17,511
You've got it all wrong.
287
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,946
Look at how excited Dave and Emily are!
288
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:21,548
That's Valentine's Day.
289
00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:24,785
It's the one day a year we
focus on the people we love.
290
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,653
And you know who agrees?
291
00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:28,555
Dad.
292
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,092
He wrote me the most beautiful poem.
293
00:13:32,194 --> 00:13:33,794
No, Al, that's... that's private.
294
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,730
Maybe it's bromidic,
but I don't give an iota.
295
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,999
When I'm with you,
it's like Alka-Seltzer
296
00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:41,535
in a bottle of soda.
297
00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:43,403
Hey, I wrote that!
298
00:13:43,505 --> 00:13:45,672
- What?
- For Emily!
299
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,407
This was a gift for you...
300
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:52,045
that my father conveniently
decided was "too much."
301
00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:57,964
Aww, you remembered I love NPR!
302
00:13:58,153 --> 00:14:00,020
This is the best Valentine's Day ever!
303
00:14:00,122 --> 00:14:01,722
It is?
304
00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:05,392
Yep, best Valentine's Day ever.
305
00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:09,096
Nice one, Dad.
306
00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:11,798
Hey, it was a dishonest mistake.
307
00:14:13,235 --> 00:14:14,334
Come on, you two.
308
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:17,270
I'll make PB&J's... your way.
309
00:14:17,372 --> 00:14:18,972
Crusts or no crusts?
310
00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:21,007
I trust your judgment.
311
00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:24,010
Plagiarist!
312
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,318
Clark, why do keep calling me?
313
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,253
It's Valentine's Day.
314
00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:34,955
Shouldn't you be on your scavenger...
315
00:14:35,057 --> 00:14:37,257
oh, no.
316
00:14:38,894 --> 00:14:41,628
But a lot of people don't
even do Valentine's Day.
317
00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:42,863
I mean, Molly here was just saying
318
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,198
it's a meaningless... hello?
319
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,548
Isn't it bananas how Dave and
I wrote the exact same poem?
320
00:14:58,519 --> 00:15:00,886
Look, you're not alone.
321
00:15:00,955 --> 00:15:03,722
I ruined Clark's night,
too, if you can believe it.
322
00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:06,158
I can.
323
00:15:06,194 --> 00:15:08,928
I'm sorry I didn't do anything
for Valentine's Day, Allison.
324
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:11,163
I really thought I was
respecting your wishes.
325
00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,866
But I obviously wasn't, so I went ahead
326
00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:17,336
and got what might be the
last reservation in all of L.A.
327
00:15:17,405 --> 00:15:21,006
Yeah, it's this Swiss/Thai
fusion place in the Valley.
328
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:23,476
We can still have a romantic night...
329
00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:26,479
sitting at the bar if we
promise to be out by 8:00.
330
00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:27,646
I was telling the truth
331
00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:29,715
when I said I didn't wanna do anything.
332
00:15:29,784 --> 00:15:31,450
But then I saw how excited Dave was
333
00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:33,710
about his first Valentine's Day,
334
00:15:33,735 --> 00:15:35,821
and how over it Molly was.
335
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:40,092
It was like the ghosts of
Valentine's Day past and future.
336
00:15:40,161 --> 00:15:41,494
What's it say about us that we'd rather
337
00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:46,499
just watch Netflix and
take separate baths?
338
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:48,300
Well, it means we've
gone to the next level
339
00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:50,836
in our relationship, after
years of fighting traffic
340
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,972
and overpaying for chocolate souffl�s.
341
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,940
I mean, I don't even
like chocolate souffl�s.
342
00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:56,142
Nobody does!
343
00:15:56,244 --> 00:15:57,409
They're garbage!
344
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,945
It's fattening air!
345
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:06,252
All I want for Valentine's
Day is to be with you.
346
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,054
See, that's more special
than anything you could buy me
347
00:16:09,157 --> 00:16:12,491
or steal from our 11-year-old son.
348
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,462
Well, I guess I'll have to cancel
349
00:16:16,564 --> 00:16:19,098
that reservation at Bangkok Alps.
350
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:21,267
You know what? I have a better idea.
351
00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:25,271
Call Jae. You can't not do
anything for Valentine's Day.
352
00:16:25,339 --> 00:16:26,372
You guys aren't doing anything.
353
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,941
Yeah, but we already paid our dues.
354
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,609
We've our earned our apathy, young lady.
355
00:16:30,711 --> 00:16:32,978
You haven't.
356
00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:34,713
Your dad made a sketchy reservation,
357
00:16:34,782 --> 00:16:36,215
and you're gonna get
your butt off that couch
358
00:16:36,284 --> 00:16:40,119
and you're gonna have a
just-okay time, our treat.
359
00:16:40,221 --> 00:16:41,587
Fine, I'll go.
360
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,122
But I really don't want to.
361
00:16:43,191 --> 00:16:45,991
Now, that's the
Valentine's Day spirit.
362
00:16:49,964 --> 00:16:52,965
Yo, man, throw your body into it!
363
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,166
Damona, what's going on?
364
00:16:54,235 --> 00:16:56,468
Pat's date... she's stuck in a bathroom!
365
00:16:56,571 --> 00:17:00,439
Really? Why, it's a
Valentine's Day miracle!
366
00:17:00,508 --> 00:17:03,876
You have a low threshold for miracles.
367
00:17:03,945 --> 00:17:05,377
The door handle broke off!
368
00:17:05,446 --> 00:17:08,314
I was trying to text you, but
I wasn't getting any service!
369
00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:11,016
Oh, this is just Megan's luck!
370
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,887
Oh, thank you! Hi!
371
00:17:14,989 --> 00:17:16,655
Oh, I thought you'd left.
372
00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:18,357
No. I told you I was gonna come back.
373
00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:19,992
How was I to know you weren't lying?
374
00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:21,627
I'm very damaged.
375
00:17:21,729 --> 00:17:23,262
And you took your purse.
376
00:17:23,331 --> 00:17:25,564
That's because the
guy usually leaves me.
377
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:27,666
And then my purse gets stolen.
378
00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:31,203
Oh, one time, it was
my date who robbed me.
379
00:17:31,272 --> 00:17:34,306
But at least he paid for dinner.
380
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:36,308
I would never steal your purse.
381
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:39,011
Oh. I'd go through it.
382
00:17:39,113 --> 00:17:41,113
Damaged.
383
00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:42,748
- Come on, let's get you something to eat.
- Okay.
384
00:17:46,721 --> 00:17:49,121
Hey.
385
00:17:49,223 --> 00:17:50,422
I'm really sorry.
386
00:17:50,524 --> 00:17:51,724
Baby, I don't care that you dated him,
387
00:17:51,826 --> 00:17:52,558
but you should have told me.
388
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,159
Yeah, I know, you're right.
389
00:17:54,228 --> 00:17:57,296
Let's just be honest with
each other from now on, okay?
390
00:17:57,365 --> 00:18:00,232
All right, absolutely.
391
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,001
I don't like your sister.
392
00:18:02,069 --> 00:18:04,270
Neither do I. See?
393
00:18:05,406 --> 00:18:06,739
And she doesn't like you, either.
394
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:13,412
It's not flat, but it's plenty warm.
395
00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:18,951
- Ooh, they're here!
- Who?
396
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,185
Clark and Connor.
397
00:18:20,254 --> 00:18:21,553
I totally messed up
their scavenger hunt,
398
00:18:21,656 --> 00:18:22,721
but I totally fixed it!
399
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,556
Gift's over there.
400
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,260
Hey!
401
00:18:30,498 --> 00:18:32,564
Okay, my final clue says,
402
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,333
"Your present is present at the house
403
00:18:34,402 --> 00:18:36,669
of the greatest doctor
who has ever lived."
404
00:18:36,771 --> 00:18:38,704
At first we went to Dr. Tuttle's house,
405
00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:41,573
but now we are here.
406
00:18:41,676 --> 00:18:43,008
Yay, I did it!
407
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,410
Hey! I found my present!
408
00:18:44,512 --> 00:18:46,211
Yay!
409
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,081
Thank you for this
super romantic adventure,
410
00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:52,384
that weirdly ended in
your boss' living room.
411
00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:54,019
Come on. What is this?
412
00:18:54,121 --> 00:18:55,054
Thank you.
413
00:18:55,122 --> 00:18:56,889
It's the e-mail I wrote to Damona
414
00:18:56,991 --> 00:18:58,757
the morning after our first date.
415
00:18:58,859 --> 00:19:01,160
You see the subject line?
416
00:19:01,228 --> 00:19:03,162
"I can't wait to marry this man."
417
00:19:04,605 --> 00:19:05,964
You really wrote that?
418
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,599
I mean, I didn't wanna
say anything before
419
00:19:07,702 --> 00:19:09,702
because I didn't want
you to think I was crazy,
420
00:19:09,804 --> 00:19:12,805
but it's still true.
421
00:19:12,907 --> 00:19:16,008
I cannot wait to marry you,
422
00:19:16,077 --> 00:19:19,578
knowing that every day is
going to be an adventure.
423
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,847
We'll have our ups and downs,
424
00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:25,117
outside forces trying to tear us apart.
425
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:33,425
But through it all, we'll
be at each other's side.
426
00:19:36,097 --> 00:19:38,797
- Oh!
- Oh!
427
00:19:38,899 --> 00:19:42,201
I got my romantic
Valentine's Day after all.
428
00:19:42,269 --> 00:19:44,203
You're welcome.
429
00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:45,304
Ken, wine.
430
00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:46,238
Yes, sir.
431
00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:53,178
Hey, how was Bangkok Alps?
432
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,582
Ah, it was totally
cheesy, but fun-cheesy.
433
00:19:56,684 --> 00:19:57,883
And actually cheesy.
434
00:19:57,985 --> 00:20:00,586
We had Pad Thai fondue.
435
00:20:00,688 --> 00:20:05,257
And Jae got me this teddy bear.
436
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,559
Ironically.
437
00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,061
Well, ironic or not,
438
00:20:09,163 --> 00:20:12,097
that stuff is what ends
up being special later on.
439
00:20:12,199 --> 00:20:13,966
Like warm Coke.
440
00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:16,635
You're welcome.
441
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,171
Oh, is this that new
show everyone's bingeing?
442
00:20:19,273 --> 00:20:21,073
Hey, did Emily get home okay?
443
00:20:21,175 --> 00:20:22,641
She practically floated home
444
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,911
with the Valentine's Day I gave her.
445
00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:27,346
Sometimes you just have to man up
446
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:28,747
and give your girl a good night.
447
00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:32,351
Okay, guys, take it down a notch.
448
00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:34,386
Oh, is that the show
everyone's bingeing?
449
00:20:34,488 --> 00:20:36,455
I just got a text from Linda...
450
00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:38,957
three hearts and a sad-face emoji.
451
00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:41,660
We're back together.
452
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,462
I'm gonna head over there... oh!
453
00:20:43,531 --> 00:20:44,930
I wanna see this.
454
00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:46,698
Everybody's talking about it.
455
00:20:48,536 --> 00:20:51,703
Now, this is what
Valentine's Day is all about.
456
00:20:51,806 --> 00:20:53,806
Zombies?
457
00:20:53,908 --> 00:20:56,608
Yes, Dad, Valentine's
Day is all about zombies.
458
00:20:57,194 --> 00:21:00,694
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