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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Good morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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Whoa!
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Casey! I told you
to use the front door!
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Then how would
you be the first person
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I wish a happy Immortimas to?
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Come on, let's
get some breakfast,
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before Cliff eats it all.
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Morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Have you had your morning fuck?
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You know we did!
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Holy moly!
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This is the softest sweater
in the whole darn world.
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Look at us, we look fantastic!
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You're being weird, stop
stroking your sweater.
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Vic! Welcome home!
Detroit's finest is back!
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Happy Immortimas all!
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Deric sends gifts to unwrap.
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Larry! Your
sweater's getting cold!
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And, you're missing all the fun!
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Good morning, Keeg!
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Happy Immortimas!
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If only I had a uniform
I could wear every day.
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I wouldn't have to
make these decisions.
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Rita says we have to put up
the Birth of Immortus display.
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Come!
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Why do I always get stuck doing
the worst Immortimas Day jobs?
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I wouldn't say stuck.
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Seems kind of fun.
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How do you stay so positive?
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I can't help it. It's
Immortimas Day.
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The happiest day of the year!
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Yeah.
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Then why do I feel
like something's off?
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Maybe your inner self is
trying to tell you something.
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Hearing any voices
in your head lately?
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That'd be pretty weird.
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Yeah, let's get to work.
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- What?
- What?
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Nothing. Was that too much?
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Were you saying something?
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Sorry. Never mind.
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I... I've got to, um...
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Yeah!
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Laura.
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There is so much to do
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before Immortus comes to dinner.
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Well, if she comes.
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When she comes,
everything needs to be perfect.
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Well, it will be,
with you in charge.
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We'll get it done
together because...
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You built
a beautiful life with Malcolm...
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and I destroyed it all.
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Respectfully, I'm
going to decline.
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Friends.
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The guest towels.
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Well, well, fine. Yes.
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I'll, I'll clear up
then. No problem.
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What the actual fuck!
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Somehow Isabel's managed
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to make this whole
world about her,
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and in this world,
we all fucking sing!
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Suffering suffragettes!
Look and see...
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Sweaty bollocks!
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I'm in Isabel's
musical fever dream.
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Okay, that's Cliff.
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- Jane!
- Yep.
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- Um, Rita.
- Nice.
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Me.
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- You!
- Hey!
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- And Larry.
- And who's that?
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This is Papa.
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I wanted him to be a
part of the celebration,
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because he's still
here in our hearts.
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Yeah, he is.
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Immortimas was his favorite.
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Man, did that guy love his ham.
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How is the robotics club going?
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Papa always loved robots.
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Yeah. I mean, it's
good. It's going great.
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Sometimes I feel
like I could be doing more.
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Making a bigger
impact, I don't know.
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But what's bigger than
helping your community
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and doing what you love.
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Maybe Immortus can help.
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You can ask her at dinner.
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You know,
Immortus is a busy lady.
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So, I just don't want
you to be disappointed
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if she doesn't show.
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I can feel it, Vic.
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She's going to come
to dinner, I'm sure of it.
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It must be nice
to be so certain.
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Well, I'm certain I want
some hot chocolate.
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- Yeah.
- Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here.
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Immortimas is the best.
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I could spend the day with you
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- and the family.
- Yeah?
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We get to see Isabel at dinner.
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I'm so happy, I
never want it to end.
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Me too. Yeah.
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C'mon.
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C'mon. Okay.
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Happy Immortimas, everyone.
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Tonight I'm going
to share with you
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one of my favorite stories.
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Cliffie?
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What?
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I'm just...
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What? I'm... Not now. I'm busy.
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Busy singing about your dick?
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Singing! I'm singing.
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What do you want?
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Have you had any
devious thoughts of late,
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any underhanded
sensations popping up?
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What?
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No, I'm just...
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Okay.
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- No.
- Okay.
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I can't
believe I fell into the time hole
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and met my destiny.
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Your destiny too.
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What the actual piss!
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Laura.
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Laura, I'm so glad I found you.
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What do you think
of this sweater?
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I mean, are the
lines flattering?
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Yeah.
I thought you...
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Okay, um... Whatever.
Um, I need your help.
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Well, can it be quick?
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'Cause I'm meeting my boyfriend?
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- Your boyfriend?
- I know, right.
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Actually, it's kind
of an amazing story.
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We met under the
craziest circumstances.
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- But somehow it all worked...
- Thank you. Stop you there.
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Um, I'm going to have to
be the Grinch here. Um...
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I need to show you something.
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What's with all the tissues?
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- Casey!
- Sorry.
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I didn't mean to startle you.
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I, um... I just want to
make sure that we're cool.
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'Cause there was, like, a
weird...
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moment earlier... right?
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Um...
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What are you painting there?
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Um...
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I don't know.
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This image has been
in my head all day,
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and it seems so familiar to me.
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But I can't put my finger on it.
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Do you like it?
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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If I had one note,
I would say that...
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it could use a
little bit more color.
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Okay, so I have, um, called
you all here for a team meeting.
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Larry, what is this?
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I thought we agreed
there'd be no theme this year.
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If I had known we were
dressing up as mummies,
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I would have gotten out
my old Sphinx costume.
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Let Rouge explain.
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Yeah. Okay, so I have called
you all here for a team meeting.
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- Unfortunately...
- I'm sorry, you keep saying team meeting.
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What team?
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We really
are back at square one, aren't we?
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Um... Okay, this may
be hard to believe,
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but we are, in fact, a superhero
team known as the Doom Patrol.
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- Doom!
- Doom! Watch out!
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I'm going to "doom" you!
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That's it. Yeah.
Okay, settle down.
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So we are currently in a
fake, never ending holiday...
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called Immortimas.
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Laura, you dog!
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Is this one of your classic
Immortimas Day pranks?
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She does this every year.
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And now, she's got
Larry in on it as well.
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Classic Immortimas mummy prank!
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No, it's not a prank.
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She's being serious.
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You aren't who
you think you are.
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Well, this is all very
intriguing and very funny!
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But if you'll excuse me,
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I need to help Dorothy
attend to the ham.
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- Ooh! You do that.
- Yes, that's a very...
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It's a very good idea.
Wonderful idea, Rita.
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Casey, would you please
join Rita in the kitchen?
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It's the best way to
help the team, right now.
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- Anything for the betterment of the team.
- Jolly good.
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A, we're not a team. B,
how come they get to go?
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Okay, listen, you fuck knuckles!
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We have a situation
on our hands.
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Happy Immortimas, everyone!
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- Today, I'm gonna show...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
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This is not what you think.
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- I can explain.
- No, no, no, Cliff.
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It's about the...
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Then never mind.
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Okay. I'm no
stickler for tradition.
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But, W-T-F, Laura!
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We always watch
this one after dinner.
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The point is,
this is all bullshit!
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It's a mirage! A cheap
trick to keep us docile,
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so we don't ask
too many questions.
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Now, with the help of Larry,
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I was able to find out what
was really on these tapes.
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You keep asking
me what I'm looking forward to
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now that my
radiation is contained,
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but look at me.
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I'm no longer of this
world. I'm not human.
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Even when I was
human, I wasn't truly living.
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I can't feel, I can't fuck,
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I can't even take a piss, Doc.
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All of life's pleasures
have been stripped away.
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Stripped away.
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I didn't mean to.
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I wasn't shoplifting.
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I just wanted to try
some things on. That's all.
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Everything I have...
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What the shit!
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- This is all fucking fake?
- Yes.
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Well, why are you
telling us this now?
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Why didn't you wait until
after Immortimas Day?
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Because, Cliff, there
is no after Immortimas.
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There is only
Immortimas Day forever!
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Unless we can find a way out.
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Hold on a minute.
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How is all this fake?
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This life, this holiday?
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Like, Laura, we celebrate
this every single year.
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You know this.
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No, Vic. We don't.
It's all made up.
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Just like you and Deric running
a robotics club is all made up.
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You are Cyborg. Formerly Cyborg.
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You are a metahuman superhero.
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Cyborg?
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Yeah.
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You are Cyborg.
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Holy shit!
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Rouge is right.
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We gotta come up with a plan
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to get out of this
Hallmark Channel hell.
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- Bingo!
- What? Wait.
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Why do we want to get out?
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Larry, you wanna be
a human, don't you?
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You can take off all of this
and you can let the wind
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blow on your face and
you can taste the ham.
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Trust me. I would
love to stay in denial
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as much as the next guy.
I've got a boyfriend here.
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It's an illusion, bro!
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Larry saying he has a
boyfriend in this world,
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is like you saying
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your cam girl really
cared about you.
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Ginger was there for me.
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None of that matters!
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We're not safe unless I'm
wearing these bandages.
258
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,295
Wait, I just remembered
259
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,714
you're a depressing fuck
in the real world.
260
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:30,965
That's true.
261
00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:32,401
Cliff! How can
you be so selfish?
262
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,302
Selfish? Look who's talking.
263
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,221
I'm not the one who
gave up my superpowers
264
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,282
so I could dick around
with my high school friends.
265
00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:39,224
- Fuck you!
- Okay.
266
00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:42,644
I feel like... Sorry.
267
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,396
I feel like we're
losing focus here.
268
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:46,773
Bottom line, I'm
down to get out of here
269
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:48,692
if it means I don't
have to fucking sing.
270
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,611
- Shit on a clit! I thought you were with me.
- Dude!
271
00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,738
Okay, look, I'm
gonna go tell Dorothy
272
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,323
the truth about this place,
273
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,575
and one of you
needs to tell Rita.
274
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,706
Okay.
275
00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:05,667
Are we ready to ruin
Rita's happiness?
276
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:21,683
Me.
277
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,104
I know.
278
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,690
It was a shock to me, too.
279
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:36,656
Maybe you're looking
at this wrong way.
280
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:40,076
Maybe we're all here,
because it's what we all want.
281
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,454
For the first time,
we're all together.
282
00:27:42,537 --> 00:27:46,291
I mean, when have we ever
celebrated a family holiday.
283
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,084
Are you saying that
you wanna stay here?
284
00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:51,254
What's so bad about that?
285
00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:54,507
There is no way that
this is what we all want.
286
00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:57,260
And even if it is, we're
not our authentic selves.
287
00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:01,264
What does that even mean?
288
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:04,309
How could you want to leave
when we have it all here?
289
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,562
Dorothy.
290
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:23,887
Vic!
291
00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,225
Yeah?
292
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,896
Are you, um... singing?
293
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,316
Yeah.
294
00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:37,318
Right.
295
00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:39,904
Okay. Well, when
you're done with...
296
00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:41,781
It's lovely, but when
you're done with...
297
00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:43,676
With all of that, do you want
to meet me at the bone tree
298
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,326
so we can discuss the, you know,
299
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,704
some sort of
musical exit strategy?
300
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:48,829
Sounds good.
301
00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:53,251
Okay, just... go back to...
302
00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:55,545
Okay.
303
00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:23,698
Dude!
304
00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:27,564
What the hell are
you doing, man?
305
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:29,204
What's it look like?
306
00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:33,083
I just wanna feel the wind
on my dick while I still can.
307
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,044
I gotta be
interrupted by someone singing
308
00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:38,171
a fucking power ballad.
309
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:40,340
Whoa!
310
00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,387
Wait. Not done.
311
00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:28,930
Vic?
312
00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:32,975
You all right?
313
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,648
I don't know.
314
00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:42,109
Okay.
315
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:51,745
You're taking this remarkably
well. -
316
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:54,956
Yeah, I guess I'm just used
to being ripped out of realities.
317
00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:01,963
So, about our duet...
318
00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:03,047
Yeah?
319
00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:06,301
- I think you're great.
- Me too.
320
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,386
- For you, I mean.
- Sure.
321
00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:11,556
What I mean is...
322
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:14,851
Well, now that I have
my memories back,
323
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,479
it's not just me in
this body anymore.
324
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,441
I'm just a bit all over
the place right now.
325
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:27,322
Totally. Totally! Yeah,
I get it. We're good.
326
00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:29,199
Really?
327
00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:30,492
Okay.
328
00:32:50,512 --> 00:32:51,680
What's this?
329
00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:56,851
Some sort of holiday
role play? Kinky, I'm in.
330
00:32:56,935 --> 00:33:00,021
- So shall I unwrap you or...
- Please don't.
331
00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:02,607
We need to talk.
332
00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:05,485
No. Are you
breaking up with me
333
00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:07,862
in a mummy costume? Why?
334
00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,698
Do you not want me
to meet your family?
335
00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,200
No, no. I want you to meet them.
336
00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:15,995
This is who I really am.
337
00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:20,750
And you, you're Mr. 104,
the Combustible Man,
338
00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:23,378
who can change into any
element on the periodic table.
339
00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:25,422
Remember?
340
00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:29,634
Right. I remember.
341
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:33,096
I was wondering why
my name was 104.
342
00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:37,809
And, so what? How does
this change anything?
343
00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,561
I'd still love to
meet your family.
344
00:33:40,937 --> 00:33:41,937
Seriously?
345
00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:45,025
No, no. We need to find a way
346
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,694
to escape Isabel's
psychotic witchery.
347
00:33:47,777 --> 00:33:49,446
But we're safe here.
348
00:33:49,571 --> 00:33:51,406
I'm not about to blow up,
349
00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:53,718
and I'm assuming you're not some
radioactive purple man under there?
350
00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:55,618
Stop! It's too dangerous.
351
00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:57,579
That's exactly it, Larry.
352
00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:59,122
We're not in danger here.
353
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:00,914
Hey...
354
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,877
we said we would
find another way.
355
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,463
Maybe another way found us.
356
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,550
- Don't you want to be together?
- I do.
357
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:13,719
I do. Just... not like this.
358
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,639
Not in a fake world.
359
00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:20,518
Fake for whom?
It's perfect here.
360
00:36:57,634 --> 00:37:00,345
Okay, we'll stay.
361
00:37:02,305 --> 00:37:05,809
All I wanted
was to be beloved, Niles.
362
00:37:07,477 --> 00:37:12,148
And now look at
me, I'm a monster.
363
00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:30,333
Why did you let me leave
364
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:33,128
when you were telling
everyone else about all this?
365
00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:35,714
You looked so happy.
366
00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:38,883
I didn't wanna... ruin
your perfect day...
367
00:37:40,135 --> 00:37:41,135
again.
368
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:44,764
Thank you.
369
00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:49,310
If we're being totally
honest with one another,
370
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:51,855
I don't...
371
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,982
care that this is all fake.
372
00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:56,526
You don't care that
we live in a world
373
00:37:56,651 --> 00:37:57,819
where at any given moment,
374
00:37:57,902 --> 00:37:59,821
everyone might
burst out into song
375
00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:02,907
about the Midwest or... worse.
376
00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:05,160
A clam bake?
377
00:38:07,829 --> 00:38:11,249
I don't want to be
a monster anymore.
378
00:38:14,711 --> 00:38:16,504
Rita.
379
00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:21,259
You were never a monster to me.
380
00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:26,931
That's because
in this friendship,
381
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,351
you're the monster.
382
00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:40,445
Fuck it.
383
00:38:44,532 --> 00:38:45,700
Hello?
384
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:46,868
Hey, kiddo!
385
00:38:47,452 --> 00:38:48,703
Clara!
386
00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:51,664
- Happy Immortimas!
- Happy Immortimas Day, Dad.
387
00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:56,252
- Rory says, "Hi," too.
- Aw!
388
00:38:57,420 --> 00:39:02,717
So, um... is everything
good over there?
389
00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:04,386
Everything's amazing.
390
00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:06,179
You know, we wish
we could be with you.
391
00:39:06,262 --> 00:39:08,390
No, no, no, no.
You sound amazing.
392
00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:13,478
Okay, give Rory
a big kiss for me.
393
00:39:13,561 --> 00:39:16,439
- Love you, sweetie.
- Love you, Dad. Praise Immortus.
394
00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,233
Praise Immortus.
395
00:39:24,072 --> 00:39:25,532
You fleshy fuck!
396
00:41:05,423 --> 00:41:07,842
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
397
00:41:07,926 --> 00:41:09,135
Okay, what's the plan?
398
00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:10,488
I can't believe
she's actually here.
399
00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:12,389
Well, of course
she's fucking here.
400
00:41:12,514 --> 00:41:14,158
- I told you she'd come.
- There's no time.
401
00:41:14,182 --> 00:41:15,475
Okay. What are we gonna do?
402
00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:17,686
- Drown her.
- Poison her.
403
00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:20,122
- Turn her into boron.
- Turn the lights out and pretend we're not home.
404
00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:21,690
Who wants deviled eggs?
405
00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:23,983
- Hit her over the head with some ham.
- Poison her.
406
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:26,003
But with ham, yes. Poison her with ham.
407
00:41:26,027 --> 00:41:28,507
- Give her so much ham, she explodes.
- Okay, no more bullshit!
408
00:41:28,863 --> 00:41:30,365
Isabel is here.
409
00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:33,702
Where do you stand? Stay or go.
410
00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:35,120
- Stay!
- Go!
411
00:41:35,203 --> 00:41:36,830
Okay. And I'm a go.
412
00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:40,917
All right. That was slightly
less unified than I'd expected.
413
00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:50,384
Wait!
414
00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:55,557
We all know we're in some
sort of fabricated existence here,
415
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,559
whether we want
to stay or leave.
416
00:41:57,684 --> 00:42:01,062
Whatever our differences, there
is an almighty god at our front door.
417
00:42:01,187 --> 00:42:02,814
A spiteful god who
didn't think twice
418
00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:05,400
of turning her most ardent
worshippers into dust.
419
00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:06,776
So, let's just take a breath.
420
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,573
She said...
421
00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:13,742
All we need to do
is get through dinner.
422
00:42:13,867 --> 00:42:17,996
So, just shut your pie holes
and put on a happy face.
423
00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:33,970
Hello!
I'm here! Where's my ham?
424
00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:40,018
I didn't know there was a theme.
425
00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:50,445
My goodness,
this all looks divine!
426
00:42:52,947 --> 00:42:54,032
Sit.
427
00:42:56,034 --> 00:42:57,952
Now, let's see.
428
00:42:58,078 --> 00:42:59,496
Shall we start the festivities
429
00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:02,457
with a little Immortimas spirit?
430
00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,209
How about we go around the table
431
00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:07,337
And share what we're
all grateful for?
432
00:43:09,005 --> 00:43:10,131
I'll go first.
433
00:43:10,882 --> 00:43:15,053
I'm grateful for... me.
434
00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:17,847
This is fun.
435
00:43:19,307 --> 00:43:20,642
Who's next?
436
00:43:20,725 --> 00:43:22,018
Mister Mummy Man?
437
00:43:24,437 --> 00:43:28,483
Well, um, I guess I'm grateful
to be here with my family,
438
00:43:28,566 --> 00:43:30,485
and to introduce them
all to my boyfriend.
439
00:43:31,861 --> 00:43:34,239
How sweet. And?
440
00:43:35,573 --> 00:43:38,243
And... and for the...
441
00:43:38,326 --> 00:43:40,662
The pleasure of
worshipping you, Isabel.
442
00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:43,081
Immortus!
443
00:43:51,047 --> 00:43:52,424
Yeah.
444
00:43:52,507 --> 00:43:53,883
Okay.
445
00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:55,510
Can someone pass the ham?
446
00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:01,932
Who's next?
447
00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:08,523
Okay, I'll go next.
448
00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:12,736
Immortus,
449
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:16,781
I am grateful that you were
there for me in my time of need.
450
00:44:16,865 --> 00:44:19,993
I needed to do a giant pish,
451
00:44:20,076 --> 00:44:23,038
and you provided a wipe
452
00:44:23,121 --> 00:44:25,874
for me to freshen up my fufu.
453
00:44:25,957 --> 00:44:27,834
And for that, I thank you.
454
00:44:29,711 --> 00:44:32,213
Except that this
is Immortimas Day,
455
00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,049
and you couldn't
possibly know that, Rouge,
456
00:44:34,174 --> 00:44:37,510
because there only
is Immortimas Day.
457
00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:42,557
Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot,
this world isn't real.
458
00:44:42,682 --> 00:44:45,310
Now you should know it was
super easy to figure that out
459
00:44:45,393 --> 00:44:47,479
because you didn't
even try to hide
460
00:44:47,562 --> 00:44:50,607
that this is an
alternate reality,
461
00:44:50,732 --> 00:44:52,567
or maybe you just suck at this.
462
00:44:58,031 --> 00:45:01,618
Don't you all agree Rouge
is the ultimate party pooper?
463
00:45:04,496 --> 00:45:07,374
Don't you agree?
464
00:45:07,457 --> 00:45:09,542
Yes,
465
00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:10,895
Smelled that shit
from over here.
466
00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:12,359
- Yeah.
- Party pooper.
467
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,673
Now, my question was,
468
00:45:16,257 --> 00:45:17,842
what are you grateful for?
469
00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:25,183
Sing out, Louise!
470
00:45:29,979 --> 00:45:31,439
I have something to say!
471
00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:34,901
Because Immortus,
472
00:45:34,984 --> 00:45:38,238
I have so much to thank you for.
473
00:45:38,321 --> 00:45:41,783
Lovely. Proceed.
474
00:45:41,908 --> 00:45:46,788
We are all grateful for
you, because without you,
475
00:45:46,913 --> 00:45:50,041
we would not be the
incredible people at this table.
476
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:53,837
I have to admit you've
been a role model to me.
477
00:45:53,962 --> 00:45:58,299
You've taught me what it
means to be... an icon and a hero.
478
00:46:00,135 --> 00:46:02,220
Thank you, Rita.
479
00:46:02,303 --> 00:46:04,681
- Who's next...
- I'm not done.
480
00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:10,061
Your need for constant
attention and adulation is inspiring.
481
00:46:10,145 --> 00:46:12,439
Your hunger for perfection...
482
00:46:12,522 --> 00:46:14,242
although
a hopeless endeavor,
483
00:46:14,274 --> 00:46:18,820
is almost as impressive as
your lack of self-awareness.
484
00:46:18,945 --> 00:46:22,198
And finally, and this is
what I do admire most,
485
00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:27,245
your ability to be an even bigger
narcissist than I could ever be.
486
00:46:27,328 --> 00:46:30,540
You think you're all powerful?
You think you're all knowing?
487
00:46:30,665 --> 00:46:33,418
Well, I know you
because I was you.
488
00:46:33,501 --> 00:46:36,504
And I don't want
to be you anymore.
489
00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:39,841
It is a sad, lonely,
pathetic existence.
490
00:46:50,727 --> 00:46:55,023
I see. And do you all agree?
491
00:46:55,106 --> 00:46:58,234
Absolutely not!
492
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,028
Praise Immortus!
493
00:47:00,111 --> 00:47:03,698
We all love you.
494
00:47:03,823 --> 00:47:06,326
And Immortimas Day!
495
00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:08,995
That's not what Rita means.
496
00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:10,538
She's just tired.
497
00:47:10,622 --> 00:47:12,457
That's just... It's
the ham fumes.
498
00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:15,710
- You know how it is.
- Yeah. Yeah.
499
00:47:16,628 --> 00:47:18,630
Actually, I agree with Rita.
500
00:47:18,713 --> 00:47:21,716
- What the fuck?
- Dude, let her speak.
501
00:47:21,841 --> 00:47:24,761
I'm not sure this is
what I want anymore.
502
00:47:26,554 --> 00:47:29,391
Immortimas is
just another prison.
503
00:47:29,516 --> 00:47:31,476
It's another lie.
504
00:47:31,559 --> 00:47:34,062
And I'm done lying to myself.
505
00:47:34,187 --> 00:47:38,900
I'm 100 years old, for God's
sake, and I'm still hiding.
506
00:47:39,025 --> 00:47:42,487
I have never lived
out in the real world.
507
00:47:43,863 --> 00:47:46,032
I can't lock myself
away anymore.
508
00:47:47,283 --> 00:47:48,410
I need to go.
509
00:47:53,289 --> 00:47:54,499
Then I'll go with you.
510
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,501
What?
511
00:47:56,584 --> 00:47:59,170
So, that's three votes
to leave Immortimas.
512
00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:03,258
No, no, no, no, no. That...
that's not what she means.
513
00:48:03,383 --> 00:48:06,553
Dorothy loves Immortimas Day.
514
00:48:06,636 --> 00:48:10,140
And... Who... who is this?
515
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:16,938
I'm just saying that... I thought
I found a new adventure here.
516
00:48:18,189 --> 00:48:19,524
A new experience.
517
00:48:20,608 --> 00:48:21,901
Clearly I was wrong.
518
00:48:23,528 --> 00:48:25,248
If I'm going to be a
hero in the real world,
519
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,948
I need to see the real world.
520
00:48:27,073 --> 00:48:28,616
No, come on.
521
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:32,787
Can't a... a human
man catch a break?
522
00:48:32,871 --> 00:48:38,126
I mean, she's not even with us.
523
00:48:38,209 --> 00:48:39,209
What is your name?
524
00:48:39,294 --> 00:48:40,795
I really wanted to stay here.
525
00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:42,672
It's about as perfect
as perfect can be.
526
00:48:42,797 --> 00:48:47,218
Finally, someone saying the
things that we all are thinking.
527
00:48:47,302 --> 00:48:50,972
- But if I'm being honest with myself...
- Fuck me.
528
00:48:51,097 --> 00:48:54,476
It's another story
being written for me.
529
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:56,203
You were right all along.
530
00:48:56,227 --> 00:48:58,313
I don't want to live
in a fake world either.
531
00:48:58,438 --> 00:48:59,718
How can I know
what I truly want,
532
00:48:59,814 --> 00:49:03,318
when people keep
rewriting my backstory?
533
00:49:03,401 --> 00:49:06,154
How can I trust my feelings
when I don't even know who I am?
534
00:49:08,073 --> 00:49:09,949
I need to write my
own story for once.
535
00:49:10,867 --> 00:49:12,410
You wanna leave?
536
00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:14,996
But you said...
537
00:49:15,121 --> 00:49:16,164
I don't want you to leave.
538
00:49:18,124 --> 00:49:20,085
He's not with us either.
539
00:49:20,168 --> 00:49:22,504
That's four votes.
540
00:49:25,215 --> 00:49:26,383
And I'm five.
541
00:49:31,846 --> 00:49:34,974
So basically what we're
trying to say is fuck you
542
00:49:35,058 --> 00:49:36,518
and fuck Immortimas.
543
00:50:18,601 --> 00:50:19,602
Move.
544
00:51:42,686 --> 00:51:44,312
What are you gonna do, kill us?
545
00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:48,024
I don't have to.
546
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,862
Son of a bitch.
547
00:52:33,886 --> 00:52:35,886
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