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Always occupy the toilet for hours
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Tat， do you smell anything wrong？
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What's that smell？
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What's that smell？
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Is something burning？
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No
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Are you sure？
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You lazy－bone!
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Tell you to clean up those cigarette end
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Hey， you!
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Open up， I earn my bread with these…
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No way
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None of your business
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Tat， help! Fire! Come out!
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Save today's paper for me
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Tat
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Go join the props effects team!
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Help! Fire!
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Hurry
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Ow， you've really gone too far!
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Why not try something else？
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Use a blanket
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Cover it up
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Look what you've done
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You started it
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Poor form sheet!
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Whose blazer it is？
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Not mine
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It's mine
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Whose overcoat is this？
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Not mine
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Not yours!
You have ruined my only Pierre Cardin
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Sh…could it be the police？
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Better than it be the landlady!
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Fat， Tat
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I know you two are inside. Open up
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Open the door，
the two of you don't hide away
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Gosh， we owe her four months rent
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－ ln addition to the fire just now!
－ What are you saying？
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I borrow ＄3，000 for you yesterday？
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I bet it on tonight's Surewin at Race 5
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Sure win?
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Who do you think gave me the tips？
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She's a famous jockey's
mother's doctor's mistress
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If the horse loses，
the mistress will slap the doctor
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The doctor will
take good care of the mother
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His mother will punch the Jockey
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So now， dares the jockey lie？
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－ Are you sure？
－ Of course
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Let's go down first
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Why do you love to gamble？
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Because l want to be rich
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We can be if we work hard on music
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－ Is he not playing music？
－ He sure is
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－ Does he play hard？
－ Yes
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Have faith in me
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－ Repeat after me. We will be rich.
－ Be witch
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No， it's rich
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Witch
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Here， watch…rich
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No， it's rich
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Here， watch…rich
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Hey， look who's singing？
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All yours
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We don't even have money
to pay for coffee
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lsn't that Jane all hung on you？
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Ask her for few hundred bucks
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No problem， but…
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Come on
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Just hold her hand
and look into her eyes， say:
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Gotta few hundred bucks
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－ For me？
－ No
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－ Have faith in yourself.
－ Sure？
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Jane
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gotta few hundred bucks？
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Scum
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Allow me
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You dirty scum
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Hey， hold it
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None of your concern
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Serve you right
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－ When will Race 5 start？
－ Soon
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Good， Sure win better win!
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Why？
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Money for the landlady!
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Sure， trust me
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Here it goes!
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Is he leading？
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Is he the first one？
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No， the last one!
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He's catching up now
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Surewin, Surewin…
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Surewin, Surewin…
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Surewin…
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Poor jockey， your mom will fix you up
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It's ridiculous
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He's been holding the rein all the way
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Let go the rein
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Why are you doing this to me？
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－ Not me， blame it on the jockey.
－ The jockey
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－ Boss.
－ What's up？
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Let's go for midnight snack
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Where？
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Ms. Lee
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Hi
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Won't you girIs hurry up？
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What's this idea？ Strip-tease？
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－ Carmen, you are smoking again?
－ No
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If I catch you once more， you're out
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Both men and cigarettes
are harmful for girls
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Are you ready？
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Men can't be harmful
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Oh yeah， so why is Pearl lying
in the hospital？
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All because of men
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Now how can l replace her lead guitar？
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You may as well do it
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Why are we here？
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Money
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Oh， there you are
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You are the hand leader for this trip
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So how come
I am still short of a lead guitarist？
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God knows Pearl would commit suicide
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Find another
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I am trying
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Can l have some advance？
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l gave you the advance yesterday!
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Second advancement？
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No way!
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l tell you
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if you can't find the lead guitarist
before we start off
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go find yourself a cliff
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What for？
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Jump and kill yourself!
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Hey， ticket first， then girl-watching
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Oh no， he is my pal
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－ He is my pal.
－ Yes
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Tat， come over
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You need a lead guitarist
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－ Can l be that lead guitarist？
－ No
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Why not， l play one
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Not your type
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What type， a hunchback？
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l want someone under 25
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l will make myself look like one
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With long hair
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l can let my hair grow
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This is a girl band
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l can have plastic surgery…
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Just two oranges
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one mini－skirt
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Plus earrings， and that's all
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No
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It's the dough
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Eat faster
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Tonight we go out and eat midnight snack
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Beware of him
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Look like a homosexual
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－ How's that？
－ Look like gay
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Shit
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We can't return home now
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The landlady won't
let go of us this time
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Think， use your brain
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Let's check in a hotel
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Oh， hotel， how smart!
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Taxi!
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What a brilliant idea， Get in
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－ Which hotel do you like？
－ Baikal Hotel
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－ Not classy enough for you.
－ Grand Place Hotel
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lt has no sea view
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Regent Hotel is the one for you
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－ Have you got cash？
－ No
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－ You must have credit card then.
－ They took it back
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Then, how the heck
are you talking about sea views？
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Where to， mister？
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Hell!
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Sea－view!
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Shit!
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What's happen?
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What street is it？ Sai-yee Street
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My girlfriends locate on every street
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No.120 Sai-yee Street
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That's it
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I've got a Lindy at No.130， let's go
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No， Money is at No.108
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let's go to hers
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Save some walking
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Pick this box up
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What for？
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If you sleep at her place，
bring her something
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But， this is no present
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Who would cut the cake right away？
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What if she finds out in the morning？
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We will be gone by then!
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Pick it up
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No wonder no girIs loves you
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Connect no love with girls
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Only with money. Be rich
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－ Repeat after me， rich.
－ Witch
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－ No， the word is rich.
－ W－i-t－c－h
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It's a R
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Curl your tongue
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R…i…c…h
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Correct. Then you are rich
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Let's go
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00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,566
Happy birthday
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lt was last month
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Doesn't matter
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Tat， this is Money
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Go inside
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Money， how l miss you
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Didn't you promise me
to disco last month？
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Where were you？
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Oh， my father got ulcer on that day
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l need to look after him. Put it there
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Kitchen's over there
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lnto the fridge
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Put it away， quick
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－ My dad…
－ The fridge isn't working
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Put it on the sofa then
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－ Where should I put it？
－ lnto toilet
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Just put it here
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It's too late for greasy food
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Just a look
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00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,306
It's fattening
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I say just one look， let go
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00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,048
What is it？
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00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:26,717
You won't believe me
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00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,622
We were mugged while coming up
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They put a knife against us
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I had no money
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No money， he will bit you
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So I gave him the cake
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and they ate out of it
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I begged him to leave a piece for you
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So…here's the leftover
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Sincerely to you
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They also took our keys
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So we are staying here for the night
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But l have to get up at 7
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So do we!
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00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,455
Suit yourselves then
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00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,727
See you tomorrow
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00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,528
She threw these at me
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00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,097
Sure，
because you are sleeping on the sofa
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00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,225
What about you？
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00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,560
I am going in for the bed
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See you tomorrow
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00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:18,901
Money
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00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,506
I am tired tonight
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Then I'll be speedy!
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00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,723
Tickling isn't my game
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00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,660
Tickle…
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00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,099
Excuse me， gentlemen
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00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,468
Who are you？
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00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,012
Who are you？
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00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,271
I am her husband
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00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,547
You tramp on my pillow， drink my brandy
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00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,550
It's only tea
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00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,619
l quit alcohol lately. Ready my books
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00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,550
'Get to know men'
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00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,282
'Key to his heart'
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00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,755
Are you gay？
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00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,226
l study psychology
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00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,624
Whatever in this room is mine
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00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,824
lncluding this eyebrow pencil
for sketching
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00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,529
Whatever in this room is mine
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00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:17,897
The closet is filled with my clothes
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My books， l mean
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Guess what I'll do to a philanderer？
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00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:27,440
What？
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00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,672
Oh， there's another!
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00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,575
I'll take care of this one first
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00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,548
Freeze， how dare you？
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00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,118
You're putting on a show
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Not again!
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－ Come on, just a while.
－ Take it easy
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00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,493
How dare you？
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00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,390
Smash
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00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,426
You pretend dead
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00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,810
I'll break every bone of yours
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Yell loudly
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00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,787
Louder…
283
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,989
Won't be long
284
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,006
I'll chop you into pieces
285
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,140
Go!
286
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:34,143
Don't let me catch you again
287
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,915
Now is your turn
288
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,519
Take it easy， man
289
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,689
－ Cool it.
－ Try to have an affair with my wife!
290
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,890
I'll tear you into pieces next time
291
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,288
How dare you？
292
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,098
You can really act!
293
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,938
All for you
294
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,271
He's the butcher's son
295
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,610
I tell you
296
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,844
He might find others to beat you up
297
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,814
Who cares？
298
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,516
Open the door
299
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,451
They're coming
300
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,183
Any backdoor here？
301
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,454
Only the windows!
302
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,891
How can I go out？
303
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,260
－ Chop him to pieces.
－ Don't get excited!
304
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,119
Up the boat. Be careful
305
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,792
Hold it
306
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,066
Stand aside
307
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,733
Quick!
308
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,941
Hold still
309
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:17,379
Come here
310
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,351
All under control， boss
311
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,713
lronhand， what's up？
312
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,442
So you have picked coconut business
313
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,587
Why shouldn't I？
314
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,895
I got these stuff by myself
315
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,130
It's mine
316
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,470
No， I bought from the buyer
317
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,640
So long
318
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,893
Who's there？
319
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,493
－ Show yourself!
－ Over here
320
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,564
Over here
321
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,674
－ Here？
－ Here
322
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,007
Is it here？
323
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:58,607
－ Stand there？
－ Yes？
324
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,709
What have you seen, blind man?
325
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:04,912
I have seen nothing for ages
326
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,218
I heard some noises just now
327
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,519
What did you hear？
328
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,020
Were they fire－crackers？
329
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,355
So it's new year again
330
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:12,761
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
331
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,592
Give the blindman some lucky money
332
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,826
I can sing
333
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:21,733
Happy honest man
334
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,999
TelIs every truth
335
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:30,839
In his life
336
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,619
He sings awfully
337
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,150
He must be just a beggar
338
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,457
Move over here
339
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:50,492
Here
340
00:22:53,271 --> 00:22:54,738
Over here
341
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,046
Move it
342
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:12,521
Is it here？
343
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:20,587
－ Drink it up.
－ What is it？
344
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,233
New formula coke
345
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:23,932
New formula？
346
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:26,232
Drink!
347
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:27,738
But I prefer chilled coke!
348
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,338
－ Drink it.
－ Not chilled？
349
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:33,373
Finish it quickly
350
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,008
It's not even chilled
351
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,589
Not bad， it's got a lighter taste
352
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:52,764
Have you got more？
353
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,489
Let's play games
354
00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:57,259
Good， I love games
355
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,437
Put out your hand here
356
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,370
－ What's the name of the game？
－ Punch O' Fool
357
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,101
－ Never played it before.
－ Hold this
358
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,246
And knock hard
359
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,109
－ Here， is it correct？
－ Right here
360
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,946
Is position correct？
361
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,183
－ Higher
－ Go on, hit
362
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,685
－ Higher.
－ Enough？
363
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:18,787
－ Higher.
－ Have I played it right？
364
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,723
You son of bitch， I'll kill you
365
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,087
Stop!
366
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,257
You can go now
367
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:27,398
Thank you
368
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,862
What time is it now？
369
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,230
Almost half past eleven
370
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:37,997
Wrong， Only eleven twenty
371
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,538
Shit!
372
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,112
Chase!
373
00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:01,358
You， there
374
00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:08,000
You， in there
375
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:25,307
No
376
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,228
－ Boss.
－ Help me pull my hand out
377
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,460
This is captain Chan
378
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:22,137
You are surrounded.
Come out with you hands up
379
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:24,466
We have two machine guns
380
00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:28,007
We have two hundred
381
00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:29,304
I don't believe you
382
00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:30,879
Fire
383
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:46,188
They really have
two hundred machine guns
384
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,094
Fool
385
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:54,269
Listen, you have exactly one minute
to come out
386
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:58,866
or we will take action
387
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,288
Amida buddha
388
00:28:13,491 --> 00:28:15,356
Amida buddha. Please
389
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,619
Amida buddha
390
00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:25,861
Something seems wrong
391
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:27,829
I feel so too
392
00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:29,040
But what's wrong？
393
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:30,539
Yeah， what is wrong ？
394
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,742
I am asking you， fool
395
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,479
Fire!
396
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,345
－ What？
－ Fire!
397
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,157
Who told you to open fire？
398
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:53,755
Fire!
399
00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:55,728
Chase him
400
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:56,992
Yes， sir
401
00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,693
There
402
00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:25,792
Drop dead if you can't kill him
403
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,526
Yes， boss
404
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:32,203
What will petroleum do to my body？
405
00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:35,039
You will discharge petroleum
406
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:37,265
You will be rich then
407
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:38,867
Crazy!
408
00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:41,609
lsn't be lronhand？
409
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:44,277
Who else can he be？
410
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,444
Then, you are doomed
411
00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:49,444
What now？
412
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:51,880
Let me check what's in the newspaper
413
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:11,934
You have seen too much
414
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:16,444
Go out， can't you see
I am taking his temperature？
415
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:17,548
Yes， doctor
416
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,480
Good－bye
417
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:45,268
You…
418
00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:48,640
Just you wait
419
00:31:03,561 --> 00:31:04,926
What do you want to do？
420
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:08,630
What is it？
421
00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,429
Farewell
422
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:14,969
Farewell
423
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:24,377
Boss， I have dropped!
424
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:29,948
Of all places， You have landed on my car!
425
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:36,556
That won't be the end of it
426
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:37,821
Do something
427
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,394
What can I do？
428
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:42,159
I even have to take the girl band trip
429
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,068
－ I am going too.
－ No
430
00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:47,195
Then call the police
431
00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:48,272
No
432
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,568
They are after you!
433
00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:56,010
Really？
434
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:06,850
I am really doomed
435
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,722
If Ms. Lee ever finds out…
436
00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:12,429
Come on, what are friends for？
437
00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:14,264
You needn't worry about
you reputation anyway
438
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:15,161
Why？
439
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,324
Because you never have any!
440
00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:18,793
Gosh. Damn it
441
00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:24,438
Tat
442
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,473
Hey， Din Din
443
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,438
I am late again, how terrible
444
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:30,879
We are even later than you
445
00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:34,182
She's the lead singer， Din Din.
And this is…
446
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:36,180
Lead guitarist Don Don
447
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,088
I'd better be running， bye
448
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:44,486
No chance
449
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,688
She only sets eyes on rich man
450
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:49,833
Who can afford properties for her mom
451
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:51,764
So， don't even look at her!
452
00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,363
Who's looking？
453
00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:58,633
Let's go
454
00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:06,174
You two go aboard first，
room is at left hand side
455
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:08,443
－ Don't just stand here.
－ Ms. Lee
456
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:12,756
So， you are the new girl
457
00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:13,619
She's Don Don
458
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,792
Howdy， Ms. Lee
459
00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:16,660
Looks familiar
460
00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:20,521
Must have seen me at Miss H.K. pageant
461
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,469
You are not
one of the first ten runners－up
462
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,201
Oh， the qualifying round
463
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,043
No， you are not in it
464
00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:39,041
I was disqualified
after handing in the form
465
00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:40,284
Why？
466
00:33:40,451 --> 00:33:43,318
My beady eyes， that's why
467
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,450
Let's move
468
00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:46,681
What happened to your leg？
469
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:49,593
Athlete's foot
470
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,326
O.K. let's go
471
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,528
－ I'll help you.
－ Thank you
472
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:00,270
Din, you're so kind
473
00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,599
My foot is killing me
474
00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:12,776
Use the second for yourself if you fall
475
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,179
Yes， boss
476
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,545
Move on
477
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:20,048
Which room is yours？
478
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:21,453
It's beautiful
479
00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:25,158
Can I stay with you？
480
00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:26,823
But here is only one bed
481
00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:29,962
－ I don't mind， do you？
－ Well…no
482
00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:31,101
Good， then it's agreed
483
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,032
Close the door， quick
484
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,069
O.K. I'll do it
485
00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:39,910
Why all this？
486
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:44,370
Ms. Lee forbids us to smoke
487
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:47,914
If I get caught once more，
She'll fire me
488
00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:49,314
How harsh she is!
489
00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:51,719
Yeah， she's difficult to work with
490
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,655
Why don't you simply join another band？
491
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:57,986
Who wants to follow her？
492
00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:02,431
Because I want to try my luck
in this Thailand trip
493
00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:03,829
Luck on the wages？
494
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:08,534
No， she pays me
only two or three thousand
495
00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:10,367
Then luck on what？
496
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,803
Like Emily Chan!
497
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,074
When she was in Thailand
498
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,712
she met her coconut king husband
499
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:21,452
And he bought her mom house and cars
500
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,681
The houses are rent for money
501
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,347
－ She's really lucky.
－ Yes
502
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:31,324
So like what my mother has said
503
00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:34,822
Money is the key to marriage
504
00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,967
Have your even met any coconut king？
505
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:40,203
No， all are just band players!
506
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,067
What's wrong with them？
507
00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:45,767
They crawl in the dark
when they need you
508
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:49,277
－ But vanish when the sun rises.
－ Oh， that's bad
509
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,778
The Swiss－made watch they send，
it's an imitation
510
00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:54,676
A LV handbag， but it's an imitation
511
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:55,877
So you see？
512
00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,180
How cheap they are!
513
00:35:57,355 --> 00:36:01,689
My girl-friend got a birthday present…
514
00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:05,787
Just an empty cake box
515
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:09,066
Oh， he is mean
516
00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:10,691
Tell you the truth…
517
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:13,768
Are you alright？
518
00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:15,467
Who is it？
519
00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:20,101
Don, come over to my room
520
00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:23,244
Can I stay here？
521
00:36:23,714 --> 00:36:25,579
This is a single room
522
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,215
But Din Din said it's alright
523
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:30,554
Yeah
524
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:33,156
Mine is a twin. Come on
525
00:36:35,426 --> 00:36:36,688
Come on
526
00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:40,528
Alright
527
00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:52,269
Hey， I am crocodile king Ma Masa
528
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,271
Then I am Delta Dawn
529
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,373
Smell my odour!
530
00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:58,806
Money？
531
00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:00,545
It's crocodile's odour
532
00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:03,654
99% of the world's crocodile
hide belongs to me
533
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,357
Are you one of the new band girls？
534
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:13,026
I have married band girIs numerous times
535
00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:14,898
Don't you know how many times？
536
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,034
No， mom keeps the count
537
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:20,235
The latest one was very nice
538
00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:23,598
She sang me to sleep every night
539
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,606
But mom sent her away
540
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,072
Is her singing awful？
541
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:28,645
No， she's got bad breath
542
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,209
Why don't you try the other way round？
543
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,077
O.K
544
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,365
Do you know how crocodiles mate？
545
00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:53,400
How？
546
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:58,333
I behave just like a crocodile
547
00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:01,545
The moment I see girIs with misty eyes
548
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:05,411
My throat gets itchy
549
00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:14,686
You do that again. I'll kill you
550
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:19,329
I'll watch your show tonight
551
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,166
Anything the matter？
552
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,268
That man tried to take advantage of me
553
00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:30,738
Form the back？
554
00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:32,406
No
555
00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:35,305
He tried to kiss you？
556
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,538
No， he attacked my front
557
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,645
These men are animals
558
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,480
I'll show you how to handle them
559
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:46,748
That will do the trick
560
00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:48,956
Look like folk－dancing
561
00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:52,255
Come here
562
00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:53,992
Yeah？
563
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,124
Give me your hand
564
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:06,807
Now， it ain't folk－dancing now
565
00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:23,426
I'll get changed
566
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,511
Why are you hiding there？
567
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,811
Change for the show
568
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:39,791
Send this to the dynamic lady
569
00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:41,731
Which one？
570
00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:45,340
The one with misty eyes
571
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:49,739
Thank you
572
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:54,876
Wait a minute
573
00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:56,183
Sir
574
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,050
Thanks
575
00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,257
－ Miss.
－ Whom from？
576
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:08,898
From the rich man
577
00:41:56,547 --> 00:42:00,005
Better be hygienic
578
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,313
I'm desperate
579
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,347
－ Don Don.
－ What's？
580
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,286
I hate people smoke especially
581
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,426
When she's sleeping beside me
582
00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:10,958
I didn't know
583
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,663
Both men and cigarettes are harmful
584
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:15,659
I won't do it again
585
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,564
－ Come over here.
－ What's happen?
586
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,235
－ Come on.
－ Yes
587
00:42:22,907 --> 00:42:24,067
What can I do for you？
588
00:42:24,942 --> 00:42:27,001
I am bone tired. Massage here
589
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:28,838
Yes， Ms. Lee
590
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:31,376
Better？
591
00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:34,951
Ms. Lee
592
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:38,088
Did the guy who dumped you smoke？
593
00:42:38,322 --> 00:42:41,382
No man has ever touched me
594
00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:46,224
I would rather die if they do
595
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,095
Same here
596
00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:56,666
I heard ghosts at sea are more fierce
597
00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:58,306
Enough， stop!
598
00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:00,309
I'll sleep now， please go
599
00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:10,448
It's so scary
600
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:14,618
Four women played mahjong on this liner
601
00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:17,794
One had a set of thirteen odds
602
00:43:18,495 --> 00:43:22,261
When she drew
the winning domino － one round
603
00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:24,027
She laughed so hard
604
00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:26,629
and she died
605
00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:28,596
And then?
606
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:34,175
Then a waiter l this liner
607
00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:35,972
He was tickled suddenly
608
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:38,739
Why？
609
00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:40,507
To borrow his body
610
00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:42,977
How？
611
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,480
She tickled him， so that
612
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:49,423
He would die of laughing， too
613
00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:52,395
Is this the room？
614
00:43:53,664 --> 00:43:56,030
Hard to tell
615
00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:00,003
What happened？
616
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:03,836
Think I'd better go
617
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,868
Tat， can't you stay here for the night？
618
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:10,674
－ No.
－ Come on, Tat
619
00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:15,309
Alright
620
00:44:23,093 --> 00:44:24,253
Tat
621
00:44:24,928 --> 00:44:28,193
You'll sleep on the sofa， may be？
622
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:30,693
O.K
623
00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:33,031
Now that Tat's here
624
00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:36,401
no need to be afraid
625
00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:51,214
－ Din Din.
－ Don Don
626
00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:53,320
I bring you back the cigarettes
627
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:55,659
Thanks
628
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:57,622
Don't mention it
629
00:44:57,928 --> 00:44:59,896
I am really grateful for
what you've done
630
00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:01,995
We are like sisters!
631
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:05,332
Well， good night
632
00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:09,534
Who tickled me？
633
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:13,336
See you tomorrow
634
00:45:16,814 --> 00:45:17,974
Don Don
635
00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:19,878
－ Who tickled me？
－ Stay with me tonight
636
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,981
To sleep with you？ Just a while
637
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:27,187
What's happen?
638
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,450
Because I am afraid
639
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,618
Of what？
640
00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:33,091
This room is haunted
641
00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:34,628
Haunted？
642
00:45:34,765 --> 00:45:35,527
Yes， ghost!
643
00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:37,529
Where？
644
00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:38,692
I don't know
645
00:45:38,869 --> 00:45:41,030
You'll see then when your luck is bad
646
00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:42,470
I don't see any
647
00:45:47,511 --> 00:45:49,570
Maybe ultra red light will help
648
00:45:51,648 --> 00:45:52,808
See it now？
649
00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:54,477
There!
650
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:56,281
What is it？
651
00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:59,354
Walking near the phone， can't you see？
652
00:46:11,535 --> 00:46:12,695
I am scared
653
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,135
No need to
654
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:15,033
I'll fix it
655
00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:18,232
－ Don't be scared.
－ No
656
00:46:37,694 --> 00:46:39,958
It is my draw now…
657
00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:51,136
One round!
658
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:54,573
I draw a one round
659
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:57,305
I've won, ha…
660
00:47:00,517 --> 00:47:03,486
Don Don
661
00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:08,582
What happened？
662
00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:11,554
－ You choked yourself from laughing.
－ Die of laughing？
663
00:47:11,795 --> 00:47:14,730
There he is again
664
00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:16,997
Don't you go
665
00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:43,455
Kick you out
666
00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:46,729
All settled
667
00:47:47,764 --> 00:47:49,823
Now， we can sleep
668
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,395
I'll fix them if there is any
669
00:47:52,769 --> 00:47:53,736
Don't worry
670
00:47:55,305 --> 00:47:57,170
What are you doing here？ Don Don
671
00:47:58,475 --> 00:48:00,443
She was afraid of ghost， so l…
672
00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:04,636
Me too. Come over
673
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,725
lmitation
674
00:48:18,128 --> 00:48:18,992
Why？ No!
675
00:48:19,129 --> 00:48:20,096
Imitation
676
00:48:20,297 --> 00:48:21,355
I am real
677
00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:22,260
Imitation
678
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:23,366
Real
679
00:48:27,437 --> 00:48:28,301
Imitation
680
00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:31,102
Ms. Lee， I just want to earn my bread!
681
00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:34,733
Have a heart
682
00:48:34,945 --> 00:48:36,708
If that
683
00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:40,174
－ then you'll do as I say.
－ Yes
684
00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:43,148
－ Give Din Din up.
－ Yes
685
00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:46,721
－ Do as told.
－ Yes
686
00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:51,021
The first time you set eyes on me
687
00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:54,026
You are hooked on me. True？
688
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,155
False
689
00:48:55,332 --> 00:48:56,299
True
690
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:57,330
False
691
00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:58,263
True
692
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,570
－ False.
－ True…
693
00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:02,102
True
694
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,098
Oh， excuse me
695
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:09,735
I come to get the music sheets
696
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:11,545
I'll go for a walk
697
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,381
If you just dare to laugh at me
698
00:49:19,156 --> 00:49:20,316
I am not
699
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:26,756
I'll kill you
700
00:49:36,406 --> 00:49:38,271
Don, have a night cap with me
701
00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:40,410
－ No way.
－ Just a little glass
702
00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:41,909
－ Out.
－ Just a glass
703
00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:43,579
Get out!
704
00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:52,015
What a noise!
705
00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:55,351
So noisy in early morning
706
00:49:57,527 --> 00:49:58,994
Shut up， let the others sleep
707
00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:03,760
Do you know what the time is？
708
00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:08,769
I am as tough as crocodile hide
709
00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:10,873
I won't stop unless you let me in
710
00:50:11,074 --> 00:50:12,439
Alright， just one glass
711
00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:13,404
One glass
712
00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:15,068
－ Yes.
－ Just one glass
713
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:21,343
When I call my mother to say that
714
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,615
I've found my sweetheart
715
00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:26,249
Her eyes filled with happy tears
716
00:50:26,823 --> 00:50:29,189
The moment I saw you
717
00:50:29,793 --> 00:50:30,953
I want to…
718
00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:35,631
Let's go
719
00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:40,329
Take your hands away from me
720
00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:46,473
Sorry，
these aren't the music sheet I want
721
00:50:48,311 --> 00:50:49,278
Suit yourself
722
00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:55,150
Sorry， I didn't know you have a date
723
00:50:55,318 --> 00:50:56,683
I'll come later tonight
724
00:50:59,756 --> 00:51:01,018
After you
725
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:10,829
You are laughing at me
726
00:51:11,034 --> 00:51:13,901
I'll kill you， go on and laugh
727
00:51:14,104 --> 00:51:15,264
Don, I am afraid of darkness
728
00:51:17,774 --> 00:51:18,934
Excuse me
729
00:51:20,977 --> 00:51:23,537
Din Din
730
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:28,581
Listen, it is not what you've seen
731
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:30,413
No need to explain to me
732
00:51:30,987 --> 00:51:33,046
We are not this…
733
00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:36,192
I am through
734
00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:41,128
You still get hearts to chase girls
735
00:51:41,331 --> 00:51:42,389
I am not
736
00:51:42,866 --> 00:51:44,231
I keep you watched
737
00:51:44,468 --> 00:51:45,332
Wait and see
738
00:51:46,670 --> 00:51:47,830
Let's take a sauna bath
739
00:51:48,305 --> 00:51:49,465
Let's go
740
00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:20,859
Those false eye－lashes almost kill me
741
00:52:21,171 --> 00:52:23,139
lt ain't easy to be a lady
742
00:52:23,673 --> 00:52:25,641
I go to the pool!
743
00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:02,476
Drinking water？
744
00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:07,481
Towel？
745
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:13,281
Take it easy， it's just drama
746
00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:22,251
Farewell
747
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,118
－ It's him again.
－ Yes!
748
00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:07,930
We are deep in trouble this time
749
00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:09,696
Gosh
750
00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:44,326
－ I'm going to the four-face－buddha.
－ What for？
751
00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:46,264
To make a wish
752
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:47,461
I know what you wish for
753
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:48,833
Oh really？ Tell me
754
00:56:49,005 --> 00:56:50,870
To meet a rich guy， right？
755
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:52,200
Are you coming？
756
00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:53,809
Wait till your wish comes true first
757
00:57:10,193 --> 00:57:12,252
I notice the way you first with Din Din
758
00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:16,127
You are after her， I know
759
00:57:17,467 --> 00:57:19,128
Ms. Lee， love comes from free will
760
00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:21,203
No use to force me
761
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:25,298
What are you going to do with me now？
762
00:57:25,542 --> 00:57:26,907
－ What？
－ You lived with me
763
00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:29,173
And caressed my body
764
00:57:29,412 --> 00:57:31,277
I just massaged your shoulder
765
00:57:31,481 --> 00:57:33,346
Be it palm or hand， it's part of my body
766
00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:35,415
So， shoulder means my body to me
767
00:57:36,219 --> 00:57:38,687
I am yours now， that's that
768
00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:41,116
Listen to me
769
00:57:41,591 --> 00:57:45,652
My partner Tat has been adoring you
770
00:57:45,762 --> 00:57:49,129
For two years secretly
771
00:57:49,232 --> 00:57:51,792
He treats me like an old chap
772
00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:53,662
Have confidence in yourself
773
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:57,170
Actually you are quite charming，
you know
774
00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:00,404
Charm？
775
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:02,907
Yes， repeat after me. You are charming
776
00:58:03,046 --> 00:58:04,013
－ Repeat after me.
－ Not charming
777
00:58:04,113 --> 00:58:06,274
Charm
778
00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:07,280
Repeat after me， charm…
779
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:10,248
Charm
780
00:58:10,453 --> 00:58:11,215
Charm
781
00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:14,586
Correct. Say I am charming
782
00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:15,986
Charming
783
00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:17,717
Yes， you are charming
784
00:58:17,961 --> 00:58:19,826
You know why Tat hides his love for you？
785
00:58:20,196 --> 00:58:21,163
No， I don't
786
00:58:21,397 --> 00:58:22,762
So you don't know
787
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:25,167
Because of your style
788
00:58:25,802 --> 00:58:27,167
Do you know that？
789
00:58:27,971 --> 00:58:28,835
Say it out
790
00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:30,666
I'll explain to you， follow me
791
00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:34,407
The problem with your style
792
00:58:34,544 --> 00:58:35,909
Comes from your hair
793
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:39,037
Nobody on earth wears her hair
like this any more
794
00:58:39,082 --> 00:58:42,540
Have it permed
795
00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:44,448
Plus fresh flowers on the side
796
00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:46,382
Yet this is not all
797
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:47,581
Your clothing is wrong too
798
00:58:48,224 --> 00:58:49,885
The problem is
799
00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:54,326
No one dresses like this
800
00:58:54,397 --> 00:58:55,762
Except female crusaders
801
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:58,527
All these will get you nowhere， see？
802
00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,000
Yet your biggest dilemma is…
803
00:59:00,136 --> 00:59:01,603
you might not realize that
804
00:59:03,406 --> 00:59:05,169
your way of walking
805
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:07,676
I'll show you
806
00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:10,979
1，2，3，4…
807
00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:14,206
Like female penguins
which are now extinct
808
00:59:14,317 --> 00:59:15,284
Because…
809
00:59:15,418 --> 00:59:17,579
Their males have deserted them
810
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,381
Watch how a woman should walk
811
00:59:19,522 --> 00:59:24,585
Left， right， left， right…
812
00:59:24,761 --> 00:59:27,924
God made women's pelvic bone big
in order to let them swing
813
00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:31,999
If you can ever change these，
just call out 'Tat'
814
00:59:32,135 --> 00:59:34,000
and he will come running
815
00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:36,303
Do you get it now？
816
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:42,671
Bye now， my lady charming
817
01:00:02,565 --> 01:00:04,726
Ouch， I am sorry， Are your hurt？
818
01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:05,798
No
819
01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:07,903
Please be sure， because such situation
may cause my trouble
820
01:00:08,071 --> 01:00:09,038
Why？
821
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:10,306
People tend to ask
my lawyer for millions
822
01:00:10,473 --> 01:00:12,634
As compensation
823
01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:13,573
If they know who I am
824
01:00:13,743 --> 01:00:16,371
Don't worry，
I won't do it no matter who you are
825
01:00:16,479 --> 01:00:17,639
That's good
826
01:00:21,517 --> 01:00:22,575
Who are you？
827
01:00:24,253 --> 01:00:25,413
Why are you asking now？
828
01:00:38,334 --> 01:00:40,598
I have seen you somewhere
829
01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:43,496
Probably on covers of time Magazine
830
01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:46,504
the Weekly， etc
831
01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:47,969
Maybe so
832
01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:49,735
Excuse me， you are blocking my sight
833
01:00:50,546 --> 01:00:51,513
Of what？
834
01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:53,477
My yacht over there
835
01:00:56,219 --> 01:00:57,379
Your yacht？
836
01:00:57,587 --> 01:01:00,249
Yes， the one to take me
to my villa for tea
837
01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:02,882
Your villa？
838
01:01:05,528 --> 01:01:06,586
Such a big one!
839
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:07,627
It's the smallest
840
01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:10,094
My father's is 10 times bigger
841
01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:11,757
But after all only tea is served there
842
01:01:16,639 --> 01:01:19,005
Who cooks for you？ Your wife？
843
01:01:19,175 --> 01:01:20,335
My maids
844
01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,544
Who cleans the villa？ Your wife？
845
01:01:24,714 --> 01:01:25,976
My servants
846
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,382
Are you trying to find out
If I am married or not？
847
01:01:29,585 --> 01:01:30,643
I absolutely shall not
848
01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:31,911
Well， then it will be the best
849
01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:34,349
Are you married？
850
01:01:34,891 --> 01:01:35,949
No
851
01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:43,060
Oh， my wish comes true
852
01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:49,069
I sing at the Oriental Hotel
853
01:01:49,672 --> 01:01:50,832
please come
854
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:53,604
Oh， Is that true？
855
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:56,211
I studied classic music
at the Royal Academy
856
01:01:56,345 --> 01:01:59,405
I hate pop songs
857
01:01:59,816 --> 01:02:02,182
I studied classic music at H.K.U.， too
858
01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:04,444
I sing pop songs only for a living
859
01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:09,818
No wonder I sensed elegance in you
860
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:12,425
It's a pity I am not fee tonight
861
01:02:12,628 --> 01:02:13,993
－ Why？
－ I have to feed my crocodiles
862
01:02:14,931 --> 01:02:15,795
Crocodiles？
863
01:02:16,432 --> 01:02:18,798
My father is the greatest crocodile king
864
01:02:18,901 --> 01:02:20,368
Who owns the biggest crocodile farm
865
01:02:20,603 --> 01:02:23,504
99% of the world's crocodile hide
are supplied by him
866
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:25,600
The crocodile king
867
01:02:25,808 --> 01:02:27,469
Son of the crocodile king， Johnny Ma
868
01:02:27,710 --> 01:02:28,574
I am Din Din
869
01:02:29,445 --> 01:02:30,605
I bought the dried bouquet
870
01:02:30,713 --> 01:02:31,975
This is my classmate back in the U days
871
01:02:32,181 --> 01:02:33,443
Son of the crocodile king
872
01:02:33,816 --> 01:02:34,783
H.K.U.？
873
01:02:34,884 --> 01:02:36,442
We studied classic music there
874
01:02:38,087 --> 01:02:40,647
That is his villa， and this is his yacht
875
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:52,665
Son of the crocodile king？
876
01:02:53,469 --> 01:02:55,528
Wanna know what became of Judas
for betraying Jesus
877
01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:56,802
I don't know
878
01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:59,007
He hung himself
879
01:02:59,175 --> 01:03:01,234
Tat， let's go back
and tell Don Don what happened
880
01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:05,514
Yes， we'll find Don Don quick
881
01:03:08,351 --> 01:03:10,615
Feed the crocodile
then come to hear me sing
882
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:11,947
O.K. I'll come
883
01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:13,646
Remember to drive along your yacht
884
01:03:14,357 --> 01:03:15,517
Bye
885
01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:23,393
Don Don won't be here
886
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:26,032
Don Don is here
887
01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:28,296
The four-face－buddha really works!
888
01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:29,938
You know whom l just met？
889
01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:31,073
Whom have you met？
890
01:03:31,274 --> 01:03:33,538
Son of the crocodile king， Johnny Ma
891
01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:34,767
Now wonderful
892
01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:38,271
He is handsome and rich too
893
01:03:38,514 --> 01:03:41,574
He owns 99% of
the world's crocodile hide
894
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:44,313
And has yacht and villa
895
01:03:44,954 --> 01:03:48,913
Tat， remember the story of Judas？
896
01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:53,255
Is he married？
897
01:03:53,462 --> 01:03:54,827
No
898
01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:56,057
Terrific
899
01:03:56,232 --> 01:03:58,097
He said I looked very elegant
900
01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:01,303
I told you so
901
01:04:01,470 --> 01:04:05,338
Just like Romeo & Juliet's actress
902
01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:07,736
You are made for each other
903
01:04:10,146 --> 01:04:11,010
Bullshit
904
01:04:11,214 --> 01:04:13,478
－ He'll come to hear me sing tonight.
－ Really？
905
01:04:13,616 --> 01:04:14,981
Gosh， what will you wear？
906
01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:16,449
Wear what？
907
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:17,948
I'll go to choose
908
01:04:18,054 --> 01:04:19,521
Yes， show me afterwards
909
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,156
Hurry back
910
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:27,188
You make up stories about
yacht and villa to cheat her
911
01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:30,197
Aren't you ashamed of yourself？
912
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,560
What are you doing？
913
01:04:34,770 --> 01:04:38,331
You are a dead man
914
01:04:46,983 --> 01:04:48,450
Hello， is Don Don in please？
915
01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:50,779
Speaking
916
01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:52,385
This is Ma Masa
917
01:04:52,688 --> 01:04:54,952
the one you slapped
918
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,987
Yeah， so what？
919
01:04:57,159 --> 01:05:00,822
I wonder if you'd be free this evening
920
01:05:01,631 --> 01:05:02,893
No， I will not
921
01:05:03,165 --> 01:05:09,570
I was thinking to pick you with my yacht
and have dinner at my villa
922
01:05:09,772 --> 01:05:12,332
I even let my 60 servants have a day off
923
01:05:12,642 --> 01:05:14,200
What yacht？
924
01:05:14,377 --> 01:05:18,245
The one next to the crocodile farm
is your yacht？
925
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:19,481
Yes
926
01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:21,583
And villa？
927
01:05:21,817 --> 01:05:22,784
Yes
928
01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:27,683
The three－storey high one with green top
is your villa？
929
01:05:29,392 --> 01:05:30,654
Is that true？
930
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,924
I believe I can make it tonight
931
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:37,196
Meet me at the pier by 11 o'clock
932
01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:40,493
Good， I have Anita Mui's records ready
933
01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:43,696
So that we can enjoy her songs all night
934
01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:47,039
Are you really going out
with that dirty old man?
935
01:05:47,243 --> 01:05:50,906
Yes， so as to borrow his yacht
936
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,447
Don Don, how so is look？
937
01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:00,281
Very pretty
938
01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:01,554
Pretty
939
01:06:01,691 --> 01:06:03,556
Johnny Ma called to invite you
for dinner at his villa
940
01:06:03,693 --> 01:06:07,220
He'll pick you up
at the pier by 12 midnight
941
01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:09,431
Really？
That four-face－buddha really helps me
942
01:06:10,232 --> 01:06:11,597
I'd better have my hair washed
943
01:06:12,068 --> 01:06:13,126
Alright
944
01:06:15,171 --> 01:06:17,435
I'll be so lonesome tonight
945
01:06:20,509 --> 01:06:21,771
Tat
946
01:06:26,582 --> 01:06:29,551
I'll go change. Good luck
947
01:06:34,457 --> 01:06:38,518
Why don't you tell me the truth？
948
01:06:38,627 --> 01:06:39,685
What？
949
01:06:41,097 --> 01:06:44,863
Well，
I…er…am…not at me beat lately
950
01:06:45,401 --> 01:06:46,663
Can I pay you in half？
951
01:06:46,802 --> 01:06:48,770
How can you give me just half of it？
952
01:06:48,871 --> 01:06:50,031
80% then
953
01:06:50,206 --> 01:06:51,969
Even 80% is not enough
954
01:06:52,208 --> 01:06:54,176
O.K. all I have got
955
01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:57,873
Really？ Oh， Tat
956
01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:04,179
Have you been waiting long？ Masa
957
01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:07,322
All depends on for whom
958
01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:10,258
l'm not hungry， Masa
959
01:07:10,393 --> 01:07:11,758
Shall we go dancing instead？
960
01:07:11,894 --> 01:07:13,862
Dancing is my cup of tea
961
01:07:13,996 --> 01:07:16,760
My friend owns a night－club nearby
962
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:20,029
I'll have it exclusive for us tonight
963
01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:23,865
And the band will be blind-folded
964
01:08:12,054 --> 01:08:14,113
Cheers
965
01:08:14,790 --> 01:08:16,052
Wait
966
01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:22,161
This necklace was given granny
by great－granny…
967
01:08:22,331 --> 01:08:23,798
mom got it from granny…
968
01:08:24,233 --> 01:08:26,098
my mom asks me to give it
to my sweet heart
969
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:28,532
I tried 12 times in vain
970
01:08:28,904 --> 01:08:30,872
I aim to succeed this time
971
01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:36,005
Thanks
972
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,272
Cheers
973
01:08:37,413 --> 01:08:39,472
Bottoms up
974
01:08:43,886 --> 01:08:44,750
I am alright
975
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,216
How marvelous
976
01:08:52,194 --> 01:08:54,162
Lend me your keys
61698
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