Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:08,008
["Corillo" playing]
2
00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,640
[Santi singing "Corillo"]
3
00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:18,810
♪ No se preocupen
Que me fui pal calentón ♪
4
00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:22,814
♪ Con el corillo siempre la paso cabrón ♪
5
00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:23,947
[Ness laughing]
6
00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:27,193
♪ Soy millonario sin tener un millón ♪
7
00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,530
♪ Vamos a bailar esta vida
Como un reggaetón ♪
8
00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,870
This is for you guys. My corillo.
9
00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:39,164
Can't believe you wrote a song about us.
10
00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:41,790
It's seriously the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
11
00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:44,127
Esta canción es bacanísima, cabrón.
12
00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,254
Seriously. I love you, bro!
13
00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:47,505
I love you too, bro.
14
00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,967
[in Spanish] Turn off that tiki tiki.
15
00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,803
- [in English] I'm sorry about that...
- Wait, wait, wait.
16
00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,180
[in Spanish] My apologies, ma'am.
17
00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,651
[in English] We're just
celebrating my new song.
18
00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:02,395
You? Is you playing...
singing in that tiki tiki?
19
00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,730
Yeah.
20
00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:08,068
Wait, wait. Have you ever danced
with a real life reggaetonero before?
21
00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,528
One that has future number one
on his hands?
22
00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:14,699
[laughs] Let me tell you,
I played a flamenco dancer
23
00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,827
in three episodes of Miami Vice.
24
00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,872
[in Spanish] Dance with me. Come on!
25
00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,210
[cheering]
26
00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:27,211
[all singing]
♪ Hasta abajo, hasta abajo ♪
27
00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,172
♪ Hasta abajo, hasta abajo ♪
28
00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:32,634
♪ Hasta abajo, hasta abajo ♪
29
00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,138
[music playing over speakers]
30
00:01:43,597 --> 00:01:45,646
[music stops]
31
00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,524
[Oscar] It really is amazing, Santi.
32
00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,777
So, look, I could give you
the whole dog and pony show
33
00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,403
or I could get right to it.
34
00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:55,073
Ness always says that we should, you know,
35
00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,450
slow down and weigh
our decisions properly.
36
00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:00,453
- So, tell us about the dog and pony.
- [Ness chuckles]
37
00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,288
No, it's a... Don't worry.
38
00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:06,084
Look, we love the whole team, Santi.
You're so talented.
39
00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,920
Felix, the creative director, my man.
40
00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,548
You, whoever you are.
41
00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,844
We want to sign you guys to a record deal.
42
00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:17,895
Well...
43
00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,223
[both chuckle]
44
00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:25,687
Um, we would like to take things slow
and weigh our decisions properly.
45
00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:28,481
- So that is a very kind offer.
- It's very kind.
46
00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,484
And we will definitely consider that.
47
00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,943
[whispering] I'm about to cry.
48
00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:34,237
Keep it together, bro.
49
00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,866
Um, but we do have a benefactor
that we'll have to discuss this with.
50
00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:40,493
Tell them their services
are no longer needed,
51
00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,996
and that you are fully handled by BPM now.
52
00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:46,666
[chuckling] Right, right. Yeah,
that's gonna go very smoothly.
53
00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,585
[Oscar] Now that you're in the fold,
54
00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:52,338
we would like to introduce you
to other members of the BPM family.
55
00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:56,342
You, uh, know, Isa, of course.
56
00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,553
[laughs] Yeah, that's like asking us
if we know who Beyoncé is.
57
00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,763
[all laughing]
58
00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,558
And, um, we are so sorry
about taking her studio time.
59
00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,393
Yeah. [hesitating] Is she mad?
60
00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,897
She's not gonna, like,
kneecap us, right? [laughs]
61
00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,440
No, no, she's not mad at all.
62
00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:13,567
And her previous kneecapping incident
was a total misunderstanding.
63
00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,488
She thought Gwyneth was somebody else.
64
00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:19,449
Okay, why are we talking
about the biggest pop star in the world?
65
00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,577
She wants to connect with you.
66
00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,206
Connect... She wants
to make a song together?
67
00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,250
Nah, more like
she wants to have dinner with you.
68
00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:35,465
Wait. Uh, so, you're saying, like,
the hottest woman in the world
69
00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:39,344
wants to have dinner with Santi?
Are you fucking kidding me?
70
00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:42,096
Okay, don't act so surprised.
71
00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,141
Well, as you know, she's, uh...
She's been through a lot.
72
00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,267
First her divorce
from the Real Madrid player,
73
00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,146
then the break-up with the oil magnate,
74
00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,232
being wait-listed by Pete Davidson.
75
00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:56,069
She, she just...
Isa just wants to meet a nice guy.
76
00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,322
I'm nice. I am so nice.
77
00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,635
Please don't tell her that.
She'll hate that.
78
00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,202
Okay, cool. Um, that's very exciting.
79
00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,372
Can we circle back though
to the music portion of the offer?
80
00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:11,709
Take care of Isa and we'll make sure
that Santi's debut is a hit.
81
00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:15,129
- Well, he'll take care of her, all right.
- [Santi chuckles]
82
00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,383
Okay, that sounds
like he's gonna kill her.
83
00:04:17,384 --> 00:04:20,217
- No, I'm not gonna kill her.
- He's definitely not gonna kill her.
84
00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:23,470
Please stop talking about
killing the biggest pop star in the world.
85
00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,473
["Move Your Booty" playing]
86
00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,190
- Yo, we manifested this shit.
- We're gonna make so much money.
87
00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,610
- [chuckling]
- Yo, a deal with BPM and a date with Isa.
88
00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,612
Who's gonna play me in this biopic?
89
00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,781
Uh, Jason Momoa.
90
00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,781
Yes.
91
00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,552
[Felix] What do you think
the biopic's gonna be about?
92
00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,078
- Shit.
- I like... What?
93
00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,542
Uh, hey, Mia, what's up?
94
00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:56,170
Sorry, I really wasn't trying
to be here, uh, for this.
95
00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,632
I don't get it. Why did you lie to us?
96
00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,636
Well, it worked. [chuckles]
97
00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,431
Uh, that does not matter.
98
00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,933
I'm so sorry, Santi.
99
00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,979
Oh, I'm sure you are. Yeah.
Come on, guys, we gotta go.
100
00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,696
Congrats on signing!
101
00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,657
The song sounds so good. [chuckles]
102
00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,410
I'm really happy for you guys.
103
00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,829
[Felix] I'm happy for you, too.
104
00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:30,962
Uh...
105
00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,790
[quietly] Fucking idiot.
106
00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,125
- [cell phone dings]
- [music playing]
107
00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:38,838
Oh, shit. Oh, shit, it's Gina.
I think she's really fucking pissed.
108
00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,882
Oh, how can you tell?
109
00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,801
Well, she said,
"Vanessa, I'm really fucking pissed."
110
00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,970
"Why am I hearing from other people
that you're meeting with BPM?"
111
00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:51,976
Shit. Um, do you think she's gonna, like,
do something about it?
112
00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,686
God, I hope so.
113
00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,189
What are you gonna do?
114
00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,232
Do the healthy, adult thing
and ignore it until it goes away.
115
00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,445
Okay, ignore a drug lord. That's chill.
116
00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,031
Okay, so does this look good?
117
00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,783
A blazer with no shirt?
118
00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,952
Ness, I don't know what to do.
This is all just so weird.
119
00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,746
Why are you so nervous?
You've been on a thousand dates.
120
00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:16,751
Yeah, I know, but not with someone
who's hosted the Kids' Choice Awards.
121
00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:20,630
So you think it's, like, more cleavage,
or just, like, the whole...
122
00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,132
- Okay, yeah. We can pivot.
- [Ness snaps fingers]
123
00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,217
Okay. Game plan.
What are you gonna talk about?
124
00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:28,763
- Something smart. Prescient.
- [Ness] No.
125
00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,183
No, no. You are not
trying out new words tonight. Okay?
126
00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,935
Uh, ask about her family.
127
00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:36,771
- Family? Yeah. I have a family.
- [Ness] Yeah.
128
00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,274
Oh, uh, you know what?
Let's avoid family stuff.
129
00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:45,029
I'm on her Wiki right now
and her "Early Life" section is dark.
130
00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:49,784
- Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Yeah, no.
- Yeah.
131
00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,287
All right, guys, I gotta go.
How do I look?
132
00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,789
- You look great.
- Great.
133
00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:58,209
Great? I don't want to be great.
I want to be coquettish.
134
00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,295
Where are you getting these words?
135
00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,089
["La Luz (Fín)" playing]
136
00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,976
- Hi. It's so nice to meet you. I...
- Sorry, so rude.
137
00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:16,185
No problem.
138
00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:17,903
Um...
139
00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,314
I just... It's such an honor.
140
00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:24,569
I grew up, you know,
really watching your stuff and...
141
00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,863
That's so sweet.
Look, we don't have to talk.
142
00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,072
[cell phone chiming]
143
00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:31,033
Right. Got it. Um...
144
00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:39,382
Kiss me.
145
00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:41,426
[coughs]
146
00:07:42,288 --> 00:07:44,254
What? [laughs]
147
00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,756
Kiss me right now.
148
00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,176
Shit. Okay.
149
00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,522
[Santi] Mmm.
150
00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,977
[camera shutters clicking]
151
00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:01,772
Okay, that's enough.
152
00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,273
[camera shutters clicking]
153
00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:06,569
Oh, shit! Paparazzi. Should we bounce?
154
00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,986
- Shit...
- I don't have much time
155
00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,277
'cause I'm gonna have
a v-steam pretty soon,
156
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,283
but I wanna enter a mutually beneficial
157
00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:15,077
yet completely
artificial relationship with you.
158
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,913
A PR relationship.
159
00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,749
I wanna fake-date you, bro.
160
00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,293
Are you serious?
161
00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:25,129
Oh, yeah, I don't do comedy.
It's not good for my face.
162
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,006
Look, it's really a no-brainer for you.
Your profile blows up.
163
00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,218
And all you have to do is come with me
to parties and industry events
164
00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,304
and royal funerals, stuff like that.
165
00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,932
Okay, I... I'm so sorry.
166
00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,810
But, like, why do you choose me
out of everyone
167
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,896
because you could sort of have anyone
that you want, right?
168
00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:47,401
[laughs] Yeah. Well, according to my team,
I need to tap into my Latina identity.
169
00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,362
Or is it Latino?
170
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,491
Or is it Latiné? Latinx?
171
00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,370
I really don't know
what we're supposed to say anymore.
172
00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,454
- [laughs]
- Anyway, I'm making Spanish music now
173
00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,999
and I need a reggaetonero
to bridge the gap.
174
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,793
And you have the right look
and you're up-and-coming
175
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,254
and we look good together.
176
00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:09,840
Okay. So you're, like, using me?
177
00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,970
For, like, cultural appropriation?
178
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,932
Oh, my God, no. How could you say that?
I'm Latina. I can't use my own people.
179
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,769
Right. Um, so then what do...
What do I get out of this whole thing?
180
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,397
Well, what do you want?
181
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,858
I just want to be proud of myself.
182
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,112
Ew, shut the fuck up.
What do you really want?
183
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,698
I mean, if I'm being honest, I just...
184
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,951
I want to be like...
Like one of the greats, like...
185
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,411
Like Daddy Yankee. Or...
186
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,996
Cute, why don't you come with me
to his party next week?
187
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,331
Everyone's gonna be there.
188
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,419
Fuck, yes. Yes.
Fuck the "proud of myself" stuff.
189
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,004
That's exactly what I want.
190
00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:50,589
- Um, can I bring my friends?
- [cell phone chimes]
191
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:54,010
Like your staff? Sure, I guess
we could talk to someone and...
192
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,143
So, are we, um...
193
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,071
- doing this or what? Are we dating?
- [laughs]
194
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,476
- Yes...
- [both laugh]
195
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,563
Great. I'll have someone pick you up
at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow.
196
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:06,897
So nice to meet you.
197
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,118
Wait, where are we going?
198
00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,861
["Bizcochito" playing]
199
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,281
[Santi] We wanted exposure. And Isa's it.
200
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:19,035
She's gonna get us
to Daddy Yankee's party next week. So?
201
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,528
- Okay, yeah, this is pretty fucking cool.
- Yes!
202
00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:23,830
Yeah, this is
pretty fucking cool, Ness-ter.
203
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,333
[laughing]
204
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,378
Okay. Wait, wait. Hold on.
I just got an email from BPM
205
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,339
saying that Isa wants Felix to direct
206
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,425
her new documentary,
From Hialeah to Hollywood.
207
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,761
- What? Oh, oh, oh!
- What?
208
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,848
- Yes! Let's go!
- [cheering]
209
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,433
Yes! It's happening!
210
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:45,706
Okay, wait! Hold on.
Apparently Oscar asked for you personally.
211
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:50,358
[laughing] And, um, he says you're
"insightful beyond your years."
212
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,358
[Felix sighs]
213
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,903
How the fuck does this guy
even know who you are?
214
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,655
- Oh, my God.
- Uh, we have a bond.
215
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,366
Please... Please send him a...
A written thank you,
216
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:03,829
- flowers, an Aesop gift kit...
- You see? Everyone is winning. Everyone.
217
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,416
- Congrats, brother.
- Thanks, brother.
218
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:14,806
[Santi groans]
219
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,343
What did I say? [laughs]
220
00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,969
- Okay.
- What'd he say?
221
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,103
[Santi] Gracias.
222
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,907
[Ness] This is easily
the coolest thing I've ever done.
223
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,268
But, um, we should be cautious
because this does feel weird.
224
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,688
This feels, like, super easy.
Like, too easy.
225
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,841
No, things are just easy
if you're rich and successful, Ness.
226
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:35,089
That's, like, the whole thing
about being rich and successful.
227
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,488
Or are we suddenly too good
for capitalism?
228
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:38,739
You hate capitalism.
229
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,825
Not anymore. I'm rich now.
230
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,702
Are we doing this or what?
231
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,912
Hell yeah.
Let's go to your private island.
232
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:49,208
Yeah, no. No, it's not a private island.
It's a rainforest studio.
233
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,712
Everyone has a private island.
Thus, all the music sounds alike.
234
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,922
No one has a jungle.
235
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:58,008
It opens you up in ways
that you've never imagined, bro.
236
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,846
So, you're saying that, like,
you want to make a song together or...
237
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,766
Yeah, bro. It's my arrival to reggaeton.
I want you in on it.
238
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,186
Absolutely. Absolutely. [laughs]
239
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,980
Great. Let's get to work.
240
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:15,693
I haven't had a song not go number one
since before the Bush Administration.
241
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,826
The first one.
242
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,532
- How old is she supposed to be?
- I have no idea.
243
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,085
[Santi] Wait, what is
the Bush Administration?
244
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:29,290
Thank you so much for the opportunity
to direct From Hialeah to Hollywood.
245
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:30,875
California.
246
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,336
- I'm sorry?
- The name of the documentary
247
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,882
is called
From Hialeah to Hollywood, California.
248
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:41,468
'Cause there's a Hollywood, Florida,
and I don't want people to get confused.
249
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,472
- Okay, I... I'm sorry.
- [Santi] Found it!
250
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,475
- [sighs] Yeah.
- ["Desmiado Hot" playing]
251
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,771
[Santi] Hey, hey!
252
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,816
It's dope, right?
253
00:12:55,900 --> 00:13:01,363
Yeah, it's, like, so dope.
But we're thinking bigger, you know?
254
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,991
We're flying in an it-boy producer
to produce some really buzzy tracks
255
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,828
and we even secured Villano Antillano
to rap a verse.
256
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,962
What?
257
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,207
Oh. [laughs]
258
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,375
We're gonna make bank off this song!
259
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:17,004
Oh, a hundred percent.
I never miss. Which reminds me...
260
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,437
You're cool to go halfsies
on this jet, right?
261
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,885
Halfsies? Yeah. Yeah.
We could go halfsies.
262
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,095
I mean, this song is gonna be next level.
263
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,515
So we gotta spend money to make money.
264
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,810
You and me, we are so next level.
265
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,022
I've never been so sure of anything...
266
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,365
What's my line?
267
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,445
I've never been so sure
of anything in my life. So close.
268
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,863
[Isa] "I've never been so sure..."
Can we do it again?
269
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,742
Yeah. Let's just go from the top. Reset.
270
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:52,373
Wait, actually, you think maybe
we should, like, you know, kiss more?
271
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,716
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yes.
272
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,169
Let's do that. I like that.
Let's start with a kiss.
273
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,587
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
274
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,221
Action.
275
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,473
Okay.
276
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,051
What the fuck?
277
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,139
What the fuck? [gagging]
278
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,975
Is someone eating salmon?
279
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,142
[gagging]
280
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,226
It was on the platter.
281
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:16,021
I've had mercury poisoning,
like, six times, bro.
282
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:20,234
I specifically... [gags]
...said no one is allowed to eat salmon.
283
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,767
- Oh, my God.
- [Isa retching]
284
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,821
[Santi] Ness, why did you bring salmon?
285
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,697
Isa looks really fucking sick right now!
286
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,365
I didn't bring salmon! It was here.
287
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,743
- Are you okay?
- [Ness] Okay, it's fine!
288
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,337
- Jesus, girl, fuck!
- I won't...
289
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,412
[Isa retching]
290
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,873
[Ness] Okay, I'm, uh...
291
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,708
Why are you putting your seatbelt?
292
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,459
- [Isa retching]
- [screaming]
293
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,920
What do I do? What do I do! What do I do!
294
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,694
- Eat all the salmon!
- [Ness] No!
295
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,549
Eat the salmon!
296
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,382
- [retching]
- [Felix] Oh, my God!
297
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,011
[both screaming]
298
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,180
["Tonteria" playing]
299
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,940
[singing] ♪ Dejemos la tontería ♪
300
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,694
♪ La tontería si tu sabes que eso es mío ♪
301
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,738
♪ Pa' to'a la vida... ♪
302
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,488
- [clears throat]
- [music stops]
303
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,617
- Elena!
- I'm here. I'm here.
304
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,290
Okay, you're doing great.
Okay? Let's do this again.
305
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,370
Just like you've rehearsed.
Okay? Look at me.
306
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,831
[trilling] Look at me.
307
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,666
- [singing] ♪ Rumbiemos separados ♪
- [Isa mouthing]
308
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,337
♪ Luego amanecemos juntos ♪
309
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,506
[singing] ♪ Rumbiemos separados ♪
310
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,820
[in English] That was great.
You're amazing.
311
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,470
Let's try it again
and take it back a few notches.
312
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,680
- [Isa] Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm. Try it.
313
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,141
Can we just do it one syllable at a time?
314
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:37,174
Like that time I met the toymaker
with the little glasses?
315
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,979
That was Guillermo del Toro.
316
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,399
You know, maybe it's the space
that's messing with you. Right?
317
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:46,236
I mean, aren't recording studios
normally soundproof? So...
318
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,282
No, bro. Because it's about the jungle.
You get the texture of the leaves.
319
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,952
Yeah, let's just...
Let's go again. You got this.
320
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,954
- [Isa sighs]
- [music resumes]
321
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,289
Yeah. No, no, just no.
322
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,513
[Santi] What's wrong?
323
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,961
I don't know, bro, I'm literally
not feeling it. I'm over all of it.
324
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,796
Even with the purring shit,
because I'm really good at that.
325
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,216
The beat feels like... beat.
And not in a good way.
326
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,679
Villana, what do you think?
327
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,427
I think any beat
you can shake your ass to is a good beat.
328
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:15,380
[in Spanish] You have to put some flow,
flavor and high art to sell it to people.
329
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,101
[in English] Meterle flow.
330
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:21,313
And there definitely will be plenty
of that in From Hialeah to Hollywood.
331
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,439
- ...California.
- [Felix] Right.
332
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,734
Uh, I definitely will get that. I promise.
333
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,821
Isa, um, I think we just gotta
make a decision here, right?
334
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:32,282
Like, that beat was fine.
All of the beats have been pretty fine,
335
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,159
like all 15 that you've rejected.
336
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,078
What are you getting at here?
337
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,873
I just think maybe the problem is that
you don't like to sing in Spanish.
338
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,292
Or more specifically, reggaeton.
339
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,206
How dare you try and strip me
of my culture, salmon girl?
340
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,756
- Oh, damn!
- [cell phone dings]
341
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:53,470
Oh, shit. This is bad. How the fuck
did she find out that Santi met with Isa?
342
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,848
Okay, let's just...
Let's record something new.
343
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,474
I've got plenty of other beats.
Is that cool with everyone?
344
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,520
I'm getting paid by the hour to be here,
so it's your call.
345
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,023
I'm paying you by the hour to be here
and to tell people that we're friends.
346
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,025
- [Villana] Right.
- Which he and I are splitting.
347
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,361
Great. All right, let's record.
Let's record.
348
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,154
[Isa] Can we add some moans this time?
349
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,947
Because it's kind of my bread and butter.
350
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,324
["Tonteria" resumes]
351
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,534
[moaning]
352
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,706
- You like that?
- [Villana] Mmm.
353
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,714
I just don't want us
to lose sight of the bigger picture.
354
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:30,758
Absolutely.
355
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,177
One hundred percent.
356
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,806
Look, I don't wanna be the annoying one
357
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,060
telling us
that we shouldn't be having fun.
358
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,660
[Felix] Oh, perfect. Then don't.
359
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,188
Dig a little deeper, my friend...
360
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,983
But we moved to Miami
to grow Santi's career as a reggaetonero,
361
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,986
to make him the next Tego Calderón.
The next Bad Bunny.
362
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,781
Not the next fucking Latino Adam Levine.
363
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,491
I like Adam Levine.
364
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,659
Oh, my God. These hands.
365
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,953
Listen, I feel you and I hear you,
366
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,539
but this is such a huge break for us.
367
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:06,585
I mean, all I gotta do is keep Isa happy
and then we can leverage this.
368
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,961
I promise you, okay?
369
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,506
I just don't want you
getting lost in the sauce.
370
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,633
The only sauce I'm getting lost in
is this one right here, baby.
371
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:18,013
Wait, what's the sauce? I can't see.
Can I have some sauce, sir?
372
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,391
Well... [chuckles]...what's the great news?
373
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:26,313
Well, I'm directing Isa's documentary
From Hialeah to Hollywood...
374
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,523
[Mia] Shut up!
375
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,523
...California.
376
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,984
Congrats... I'm so happy for you, man.
377
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,821
- Yeah. Thanks. Well, the payday is...
- [chuckles]
378
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,781
It's... It's huge. [laughs]
379
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,534
It's just, like, massive. Honestly.
380
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,245
Don't forget about me
when you get all big, okay?
381
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,705
How are you, though?
382
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:49,670
Cool, I'm cool.
Um, you know, I really needed this break.
383
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,297
I binged Game of Thrones,
384
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,092
so now you don't have to
keep making fun of me about it.
385
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,052
All eight seasons of Game of Thrones?
386
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,180
Wasn't your last day, like,
three days ago?
387
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,681
Uh...
388
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,975
It's very bingeable.
389
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,352
[Villana] Hey, there you are.
390
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:10,399
Oh, hi, Villana! I'm just, uh,
chopping it up with the Mia. Say hi.
391
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,359
Oh, hi! Encantada.
392
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,653
You better put some respect on her name.
393
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,029
That's the next queen of reggaeton
you talking to.
394
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,408
- My apologies.
- Ay, que bella, gracias.
395
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,368
Um, is this your girlfriend?
396
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,954
Who, Mia? No. [laughing]
397
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,622
No, we're... We're just friends.
398
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,874
I love friends.
399
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,002
Um, so, Mia, would you mind
if I borrow your friend,
400
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:33,422
so he can help me turn on the hot tub?
I have no idea how it works.
401
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,800
Sure, yeah. I mean,
I'm... I'm available to be borrowed.
402
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,720
Okay, bye, Mia! Uh, fuck BPM!
403
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,806
You're awesome. Biggest hustler I know.
Just Mia that shit!
404
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,683
[call ends]
405
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,771
- [camera shutter clicking]
- Yes.
406
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,691
Okay, these look amazing.
407
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:56,695
Thank you. My followers are used to
a certain standard of content.
408
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,864
[camera shutter clicking]
409
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:01,832
Let's see.
410
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,429
That's really nice, obviously.
411
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,965
All right, so you wanna get back
to the music now?
412
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,209
Uh, I'm not feeling it.
413
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:14,713
It's nothing personal,
but I can't do it if I don't feel it.
414
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:18,884
I told Elton John the same thing when we
did the duet for the Minions soundtrack.
415
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,469
So don't take it personally.
416
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,638
Isa, I just don't get what you want here.
417
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,515
Like, is this really
what you wanna do? Or...
418
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,852
I feel like you think I'm a villain,
and not in a trendy way.
419
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,771
[Santi] No, I don't, I just...
420
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,190
Maybe this is not the music
that you wanna do.
421
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,151
Because you don't know me like that.
422
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,403
Okay, but I wanna get to know you, though.
423
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:43,075
My real name
is Isabela María de la Caridad Díaz.
424
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,952
And I was born in Cuba.
425
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:48,288
And I came here as a child
on the Mariel boatlift.
426
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,624
Wow. I didn't know that. That's crazy.
427
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:54,017
It all worked out, because I got scouted
for The Mickey Mouse Club
428
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,755
and it changed my life
and my teeth forever.
429
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,908
We all got braces and veneers.
Look, you see they're perfect?
430
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,635
- Yeah...
- But it was still hard.
431
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,972
I had to shave my arms
for sleeveless costumes,
432
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,556
and my foot was in the door.
433
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,850
I'm sorry, that's... That's fucked up.
434
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,062
So, yeah, I was whitewashed.
The industry whitewashed me.
435
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,815
I had to push away my identity as a Latino
436
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,776
because being Latino
wasn't a badge of honor,
437
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,945
but I did what I had to do to succeed.
438
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,699
That's why I really wanna
get it right this time.
439
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,117
That's why I care so much.
440
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,619
But people are so quick
to rip me to shreds, bro.
441
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:32,416
Listen, I totally understand what you mean
by, you know, wanting to get it right.
442
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:37,546
You know, actually, my new song is
probably like my most vulnerable one yet
443
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,340
and it's about my best friends.
My corillo.
444
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,928
I'm really envious of that.
And I'm not envious often, obviously.
445
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,930
- [laughs] Obviously.
- Yeah!
446
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,064
Um...
447
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,725
Do you wanna hear it?
448
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,478
["Corillo" playing]
449
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,356
♪ No se preocupen
Que me fui pal calentón ♪
450
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,319
♪ Con el corillo siempre la paso cabrón ♪
451
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,780
♪ Soy millonario sin tener un millón ♪
452
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,623
[music stops]
453
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,084
You hate it.
454
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,664
What does "me fui pal
calentón con el corillo" mean to you?
455
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,334
- Calentón is slang.
- Mmm.
456
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:19,004
It means the heart, the streets,
and the culture of Puerto Rico.
457
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:23,633
It means just, like, really going back
to what really matters. You know?
458
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,553
And my best friends, they're my corillo.
459
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,890
I really love that. Yeah.
460
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:33,643
It's inspired me for our track
to go deeper and get to the real Isa.
461
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:37,938
Are you looking at my breasts right now?
462
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:38,989
I'm sorry.
463
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,443
- It's up here, bro. Up here.
- No.
464
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:47,032
"Isa brings new boy toy Santi
and friend on PJ."
465
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,659
I'm "friend."
466
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,745
[sarcastically] Yay.
467
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,663
[mechanical whirring]
468
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,126
What the fuck is that?
469
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,253
I don't know.
470
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,345
- Oh, no. It's Gina.
- [Ness] Oh, my God.
471
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,932
You didn't respond to any of her messages
and now she's come for blood.
472
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:14,476
Um, we can just see if...
473
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,857
Gina! Hey! [laughs]
What are you doing here?
474
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:24,318
How the hell did you find us, loca?
Did you have me chipped or something?
475
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:26,239
Why the hell have you been ignoring me?
476
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,658
What? No. What... No. Oh, my God.
477
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,285
Service here. Crazy... weird.
It's very weird.
478
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,162
It's like, what even is roaming?
479
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:37,039
- You didn't answer the chip question.
- Cut the crap, Vanessa.
480
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,250
I'm sorry.
481
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,335
Why didn't you run this Isa shit by me?
482
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,629
I assumed you'd be thrilled.
483
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,297
I mean, Santi thinks
he's gonna blow up after this,
484
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:49,553
but I wanted a banger proof of concept
before, um...
485
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,221
Before, uh, bringing it to you.
486
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,557
Santi doesn't need a gimmick to blow up.
487
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,893
He's good,
he's genuinely once-in-a-lifetime good.
488
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,603
That's why Isa latched onto him.
489
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,097
I invested in you guys
because I love reggaeton
490
00:24:01,098 --> 00:24:04,150
and I wanted Santi to blow up
without all this gimmicky bullshit.
491
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,862
I know, but look, this is a minor blip.
492
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,237
He has this amazing new song.
493
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:11,115
It's called "Corillo,"
and it's about to define him as an artist.
494
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,578
And I know no one's gonna care
about the Isa stuff once they hear it.
495
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:18,123
Honestly, I'm worried. This whole
Isa concept, it feels dishonest.
496
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:21,168
And that's coming
from an... importer/exporter.
497
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,920
You need to start thinking about yourself.
498
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,339
You need to meet
with potential new clients.
499
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,509
With all due respect,
I think you're wrong.
500
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,180
And I think that
I can get Santi to course-correct
501
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,599
because he's gonna listen to me.
502
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,986
He values our friendship
above everything else.
503
00:24:38,987 --> 00:24:40,561
And... [in Spanish] We are forever.
504
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,647
[in English] That means everything to us.
505
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,781
That's beautiful.
506
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:47,194
But if Santi wants to be a boy toy
instead of an artist,
507
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:50,489
this is where I stop funding him.
That means you owe me 400k.
508
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,285
[Ness] Wait, Gina! Gina, wait, just I...
509
00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,368
[groans]
510
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,205
Can we at least keep the Porsche?
511
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,091
[exhales]
512
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,754
Shit. Shit.
513
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,804
Guys, guys, guys.
514
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:18,224
I didn't think it was gonna happen
before we left the jungle,
515
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,392
but we fucking did it.
516
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:22,145
Me and Isa got the breakthrough
and we got our song!
517
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,399
- Oh, thank God! That's exciting!
- Oh! Wow.
518
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,356
[Santi] Yes!
519
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,525
- Congrats. When can we hear it?
- [exhales]
520
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,652
Kind of already have.
521
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,572
Is it playing very softly right now?
522
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:38,787
No, it's "Corillo," but Isa wants to
record it as like a love song with me.
523
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,539
Okay, so it's not "Corillo"?
524
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,583
No, it's still "Corillo"
but it's just... It's about us now.
525
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,170
It is about us, though.
526
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:50,048
No, like us. Like me and Isa.
527
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,758
Okay, but how does that work?
Because corillo means crew,
528
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,970
and that doesn't really work
as a love song.
529
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,222
No, so we switched friendship for love
530
00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,559
and then Isa puts some super sexy,
like, breath work in there
531
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:04,521
and I'm telling you guys,
it is so fucking fire.
532
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:09,526
Right, so you switched out our friendship
for fake love. Got it.
533
00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:10,659
I...
534
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,866
Guess I'll, uh, see you on the plane, man.
535
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:21,537
[Isa] Oh, my God, Santi!
There's a really weird bug up here!
536
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,457
I don't even know what it is.
I think it's a dinosaur, bro.
537
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,668
["Tonteria" playing]
538
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:31,268
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
43208
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
