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♪ Immortimas ♪
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♪ Yes it's Immortimas ♪
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♪ There's absolutely
Nothing sus ♪
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♪ About today ♪
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Good morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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♪ Immortimas ♪
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♪ We raise
Our voices in harmony ♪
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♪ It's Immortimas Day! ♪
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Whoa!
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Casey! I told you
to use the front door!
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Then how would you be
the first person
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I wish a happy Immortimas to?
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Come on,
let's get some breakfast,
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before Cliff eats it all.
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♪ We celebrate Immortus
And the day she was born ♪
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♪ From the time stream
To our heart strings ♪
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♪ It's Isabel we adore ♪
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♪ Oh, thank Immortus ♪
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♪ I've got no one
To answer to but me ♪
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♪ And I'm so blessed
With this circus ♪
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♪ My found family ♪
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♪ And your neighbor, Casey ♪
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Morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪
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♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪
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♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ She's the subject
Of this song ♪
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♪ All we do is love and obey ♪
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♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪
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♪ Good morning, Sex Ghosts ♪
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♪ Wrap up your foreplay ♪
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♪ It is time
For us to celebrate ♪
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♪ My favorite holiday ♪
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♪ Made brand new sweaters ♪
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♪ For all my Doomies ♪
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♪ Back me up, you sexy ghosts ♪
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♪ And cover up your boobies ♪
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♪ Praise Immortimas Day ♪
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- ♪ I'm giving my ♪
- ♪ She's giving her ♪
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♪ Sweaters away ♪
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♪ You'll be snug as a bug ♪
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♪ For the price of one hug ♪
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♪ One measly hug ♪
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♪ One lingering hug ♪
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Have you had your morning fuck?
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You know we did!
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Holy moly!
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This is the softest sweater
in the whole darn world.
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Look at us, we look fantastic!
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♪ I can almost
Taste the ham... ♪
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You're being weird,
stop stroking your sweater.
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♪ I'm a lucky man
Life couldn't get any better ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪
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♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪
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♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ She's the subject
Of this song! ♪
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♪ All we do is love and obey ♪
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♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪
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Vic! Welcome home!
Detroit's finest is back!
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Happy Immortimas all!
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Deric sends gifts to unwrap.
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♪ Praise Immortus ♪
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♪ The robotics program
Is a hit ♪
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♪ Two kids were awarded
Scholarships on merit ♪
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Larry! Your sweater's
getting cold!
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And, you're
missing all the fun!
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Good morning, Keeg!
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Happy Immortimas!
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♪ Today's a special day ♪
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♪ I can't wait
For them to see ♪
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♪ How happy we'll all be ♪
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♪ 104, and Keeg, and me ♪
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♪ I have never
Brought a suitor home ♪
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♪ Can you believe it? ♪
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♪ Well finally
We're not alone ♪
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♪ How about this cable knit? ♪
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If only I had a uniform
I could wear every day.
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I wouldn't have to
make these decisions.
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♪ Born Isabel
From Cloverton ♪
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♪ Our savior's story's
Just begun ♪
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♪ When she fell
Into the timestream ♪
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♪ It opened up her mind, see ♪
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♪ In Orqwith
They assembled her soul ♪
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♪ Brought her back
And made her whole ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all
Isabel's way ♪
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♪ Immortimas Day is where
We all belong ♪
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♪ We love and obey ♪
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♪ And all sing along ♪
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♪ Nothing is weird ♪
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♪ Everything's fine ♪
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♪ We're all okay ♪
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♪ On ♪
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♪ Immortimas Day! ♪
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Rita says we have to put up
the Birth of Immortus display.
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- Ugh!
- Come!
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Why do I always get stuck doing
the worst Immortimas Day jobs?
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I wouldn't say stuck.
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Seems kind of fun.
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How do you stay so positive?
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I can't help it.
It's Immortimas Day.
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The happiest day of the year!
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Yeah.
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Then why do I feel
like something's off?
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Maybe your inner self is trying
to tell you something.
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Hearing any voices
in your head lately?
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That'd be pretty weird.
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Yeah, let's get to work.
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ I can't remember
If the dinosaur ♪
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♪ Goes in front or behind ♪
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♪ Now I'm reeling
What's this feeling? ♪
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♪ It's like warm butterflies ♪
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♪ What could it be? ♪
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♪ Am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ It should be easy
To be cheesy ♪
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♪ But I'm lost in the night ♪
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♪ It's like I'm feeling
Something's missing ♪
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♪ Or it's just out of sight ♪
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♪ What could it be? ♪
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♪ Am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ It's like I'm falling
Through space ♪
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♪ Is it all in my head? ♪
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♪ I pray for a sign ♪
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♪ Is she the key? ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Have I been flung
From the timestream? ♪
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♪ I am the blow up man ♪
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♪ And the blow up man is me ♪
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ I don't know
What I'm looking for ♪
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♪ But I'll see what I find ♪
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♪ If I reveal what is real ♪
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♪ Do you see think she might ♪
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♪ Say that she feels ♪
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♪ The same way inside? ♪
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♪ Could she be the one? ♪
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♪ This was kind of fun ♪
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♪ I'll never know
If I don't take a chance ♪
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♪ I'm looking for answers ♪
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♪ She's a pretty good dancer ♪
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♪ She is in my heart
It's out of my hands ♪
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♪ It's like I'm falling
Through space ♪
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♪ Is it all in my head? ♪
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♪ I pray for a sign ♪
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- ♪ Is she the key? ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Have I been flung
From the timestream? ♪
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♪ What could be missing? ♪
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♪ Would it be cool
If it was me? ♪
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- What?
- What?
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Nothing. Uh, was that too much?
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- Were you saying something?
- Hmm?
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Oh...
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Sorry. Never mind.
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I... I've got to, um...
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- Yeah!
- Oh!
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Hmm...
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Laura.
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There is so much to do
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before Immortus
comes to dinner.
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Well, if she comes.
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When she comes,
everything needs to be perfect.
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Well, it will be,
with you in charge.
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We'll get it done
together because...
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♪ We're the perfect team ♪
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♪ Immortimas
With you is a dream ♪
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♪ Thank Immortus
For this blessed sisterhood ♪
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♪ What's not to love ♪
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♪ We've got peanut brittle
Happiness, and hugs ♪
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♪ Who knew life
Could ever be this good? ♪
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♪ You're like meat ♪
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♪ You're like cheese ♪
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♪ Put 'em together
Charcuterie ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ Just two best friends ♪
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♪ We never ever fight ♪
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♪ But if we did
We'd both be right ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ You're one of a kind ♪
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♪ For you I'd travel
Space and time ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's
What it means to be ♪
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- ♪ Best friends ♪
- ♪ Best friends ♪
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♪ Best friends ♪
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♪ Place the forks and knives ♪
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♪ I hope Isabel arrives ♪
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♪ Now the centerpieces
To decorate ♪
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♪ Everything
Is picture perfect ♪
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♪ You make every moment
Worth it ♪
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♪ Take this stamp and ink ♪
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♪ You know what to do ♪
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♪ I'll do anything you ask ♪
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♪ We've got a friendship
That will last ♪
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You built a beautiful life with Malcolm...
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and I destroyed it all.
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♪ Oh, God
What have I put her through? ♪
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♪ Shit! Shit! ♪
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♪ What is this?
What the fuck is going on? ♪
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♪ Am I speaking in a song? ♪
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♪ Oh, no
Something's very wrong ♪
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♪ Let's make a pact ♪
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♪ We cut our hands
And shake with blood ♪
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Respectfully,
I'm going to decline.
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♪ You're like jam ♪
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♪ Jammy jam, jam, jam ♪
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- ♪ You're like brie ♪
- ♪ Spread that brie ♪
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♪ Put 'em together more charcuterie ♪
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♪ Are you okay? ♪
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♪ Yeah, I'm fine ♪
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♪ Then let's sing the chorus
One more time ♪
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- ♪ We are best friends ♪
- ♪ Shit, shit, what is this ♪
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- ♪ We are best friends ♪
- ♪ What the fuck is going on? Am I speaking in a song? ♪
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♪ Oh, no
Something's very wrong ♪
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♪ I wish we were best friends ♪
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♪ I know this has to
Come to an end ♪
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♪ Please don't forget what
It means to be best friends ♪
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Friends.
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The guest towels.
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Well, well, fine. Yes.
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I'll, uh... I'll clear up then.
No problem.
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Oh,
what the actual fuck!
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Somehow Isabel's managed
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to make this whole
world about her,
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and in this world,
we all fucking sing!
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Suffering suffragettes!
Look and see...
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Sweaty bollocks!
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I'm in Isabel's
musical fever dream.
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♪ What the fuck! ♪
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♪ What the fuck! ♪
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- Okay, that's Cliff.
- Uh-huh.
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- Jane!
- Yep.
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- Um, Rita.
- Nice.
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Me.
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- You!
- Hey!
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- And Larry.
- And who's that?
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Oh! This is Papa.
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I wanted him to be a part
of the celebration,
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because he's still here
in our hearts.
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Yeah, he is.
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Immortimas was his favorite.
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Man, did that guy love his ham.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, how is
the robotics club going?
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Papa always loved robots.
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Yeah. I mean, it's good.
It's going great.
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Uh, sometimes I feel like
I could be doing more.
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Making a bigger impact,
I don't know.
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But what's bigger
than helping your community
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and doing what you love.
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Maybe Immortus can help.
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You can ask her at dinner.
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Uh, you know,
Immortus is a busy lady.
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So, I just don't want you
to be disappointed
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if she doesn't show.
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00:15:41,682 --> 00:15:43,058
I can feel it, Vic.
261
00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:47,522
She's going to come to dinner,
I'm sure of it.
262
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:49,023
It must be nice
to be so certain.
263
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,525
Well, I'm certain
I want some hot chocolate.
264
00:15:51,609 --> 00:15:55,363
- Oh, yeah.
- Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here.
265
00:15:58,032 --> 00:16:02,077
♪ Mmm, hot chocolate
Papa loved hot chocolate ♪
266
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,205
♪ Too bad he's dead ♪
267
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:09,836
Mmm.
268
00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:11,712
Immortimas is the best.
269
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,298
I could spend the day with you
270
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:14,381
- and the family.
- Yeah?
271
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:17,259
We get to see Isabel at dinner.
272
00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:19,888
I'm so happy,
I never want it to end.
273
00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:26,019
Me too. Yeah.
274
00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:30,397
Mmm.
275
00:16:31,982 --> 00:16:32,982
Mmm-hmm.
276
00:16:34,568 --> 00:16:35,736
C'mon.
277
00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:39,407
C'mon. Okay.
278
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,409
Mmm.
279
00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:45,413
♪ Looking for something
Naughty to play ♪
280
00:16:45,495 --> 00:16:48,290
♪ It's little Cliffie's
Time of the day ♪
281
00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:51,461
♪ Maybe one of these specials
Will do the trick ♪
282
00:16:56,423 --> 00:16:58,259
Happy Immortimas, everyone.
283
00:16:58,342 --> 00:16:59,969
Tonight I'm going to
share with you
284
00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:02,263
one of my favorite stories.
285
00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:10,770
♪ I want to drive my stick ♪
286
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,148
♪ Come on, let's go, baby ♪
287
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:17,068
♪ Even to this holiday chick ♪
288
00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:19,113
♪ Rev it up now
Rev it up now ♪
289
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,574
♪ Gotta shift gears
I'm in overdrive ♪
290
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:23,660
- ♪ Overdrive ♪
- ♪ Immortus is coming ♪
291
00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:25,244
♪ And so am I! ♪
292
00:17:37,464 --> 00:17:39,299
♪ I want to drive ♪
293
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:43,387
- ♪ My stick! ♪
- ♪ My stick! ♪
294
00:17:43,471 --> 00:17:45,640
♪ It's just me ♪
295
00:17:45,722 --> 00:17:49,727
- ♪ And my ding-dong-di... ♪
- ♪ Let's go let's go ♪
296
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:50,728
Cliffie?
297
00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:52,271
What?
298
00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:53,940
I'm just...
299
00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:55,900
What? I'm... Not now. I'm busy.
300
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:58,861
Oh, busy singing
about your dick, huh?
301
00:17:58,987 --> 00:18:01,154
Singing! I'm singing.
302
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,199
- What do you want?
- Uh...
303
00:18:03,324 --> 00:18:06,743
Have you had
any devious thoughts of late,
304
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:10,080
any underhanded sensations
popping up?
305
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:11,915
What?
306
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,167
Huh! No, I'm just...
307
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:16,412
Okay.
308
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,307
- No.
- Okay.
309
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,015
I can't believe
I fell into the time hole
310
00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:53,665
and met my destiny.
311
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,084
Your destiny too.
312
00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:01,548
What the actual piss!
313
00:19:02,258 --> 00:19:03,175
Oh, Laura.
314
00:19:03,259 --> 00:19:05,385
Laura, I'm so glad I found you.
315
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:06,830
What do you
think of this sweater?
316
00:19:06,887 --> 00:19:08,347
I mean,
are the lines flattering?
317
00:19:08,431 --> 00:19:10,349
Yeah.
I thought you...
318
00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:12,935
Okay, um... Whatever.
Um, I need your help.
319
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,186
Oh, well, can it be quick?
320
00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:16,064
'Cause I'm meeting
my boyfriend?
321
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,232
- Your boyfriend?
- I know, right.
322
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,567
Actually, it's kind of
an amazing story.
323
00:19:20,652 --> 00:19:22,444
We met under
the craziest circumstances.
324
00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:24,298
- But somehow it all worked...
- Thank you. Stop you there.
325
00:19:24,321 --> 00:19:27,991
Um, I'm going to have to
be the Grinch here. Um...
326
00:19:30,953 --> 00:19:32,372
I need to show you something.
327
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,277
What's with
all the tissues?
328
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,767
- Casey!
- Sorry.
329
00:19:52,849 --> 00:19:55,103
I didn't mean to startle you.
330
00:19:55,185 --> 00:20:00,607
I, um... I just want to
make sure that we're cool.
331
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:03,987
'Cause there was, like, a weird...
332
00:20:04,945 --> 00:20:08,950
...moment earlier... right?
333
00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:13,327
Um...
334
00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,541
Uh, what are you
painting there?
335
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:19,667
Um...
336
00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:23,006
I don't know.
337
00:20:23,131 --> 00:20:25,340
This image
has been in my head all day,
338
00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:27,134
and it seems so familiar to me.
339
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,220
But I can't
put my finger on it.
340
00:20:30,888 --> 00:20:32,097
Do you like it?
341
00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:36,019
Yeah, it's amazing.
342
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,983
If I had one note,
I would say that...
343
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,030
it could use
a little bit more color.
344
00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:19,686
Okay, so I have, um, called you all here
for a team meeting.
345
00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:31,490
Larry, what is this?
346
00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:34,911
I thought we agreed
there'd be no theme this year.
347
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,140
If I had known
we were dressing up as mummies,
348
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,541
I would have gotten out
my old Sphinx costume.
349
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:44,211
Let Rouge explain.
350
00:21:44,295 --> 00:21:47,882
Yeah. Okay, so I have called you all here
for a team meeting.
351
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:51,426
- Unfortunately...
- I'm sorry, you keep saying team meeting.
352
00:21:52,302 --> 00:21:54,471
- What team?
- Mmm-hmm.
353
00:21:54,556 --> 00:21:58,017
Oh, we really are back at square one, aren't we?
354
00:21:58,101 --> 00:22:01,813
Um... Okay,
this may be hard to believe,
355
00:22:01,895 --> 00:22:07,359
but we are, in fact, a superhero team
known as the Doom Patrol.
356
00:22:12,281 --> 00:22:14,909
- Doom!
- Doom! Watch out!
357
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,578
I'm going to "doom" you!
358
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,208
That's it. Yeah.
Okay, settle down.
359
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:27,963
So we are currently in a fake,
never ending holiday...
360
00:22:28,673 --> 00:22:31,174
called Immortimas.
361
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,142
Laura, you dog!
362
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:43,229
Is this one of your classic
Immortimas Day pranks?
363
00:22:43,313 --> 00:22:45,315
She does this every year.
364
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,192
And now, she's got
Larry in on it as well.
365
00:22:48,276 --> 00:22:51,112
Classic Immortimas mummy prank!
366
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,614
No, it's not a prank.
367
00:22:53,655 --> 00:22:54,990
She's being serious.
368
00:22:55,115 --> 00:22:56,784
You aren't
who you think you are.
369
00:23:00,329 --> 00:23:04,834
Well, this is all
very intriguing and very funny!
370
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,548
But if you'll excuse me,
371
00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:14,469
I need to help Dorothy
attend to the ham.
372
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,554
- Ooh! You do that.
- Yes, that's a very...
373
00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:19,140
It's a very good idea.
Wonderful idea, Rita.
374
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,558
Casey, would you please
join Rita in the kitchen?
375
00:23:21,643 --> 00:23:24,645
It's the best way
to help the team, right now.
376
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,648
- Anything for the betterment of the team.
- Jolly good.
377
00:23:29,317 --> 00:23:32,653
A, we're not a team.
B, how come they get to go?
378
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,072
Okay, listen,
you fuck knuckles!
379
00:23:34,154 --> 00:23:35,823
We have
a situation on our hands.
380
00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:39,042
Happy Immortimas, everyone!
381
00:23:39,076 --> 00:23:41,453
- Today, I'm gonna show...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
382
00:23:41,538 --> 00:23:42,997
This is not what you think.
383
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,665
- I can explain.
- No, no, no, Cliff.
384
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,166
It's about the...
385
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,544
Oh, then never mind.
386
00:23:47,669 --> 00:23:50,630
Okay. I'm no
stickler for tradition.
387
00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:52,673
But, W-T-F, Laura!
388
00:23:52,757 --> 00:23:55,009
We always
watch this one after dinner.
389
00:23:55,093 --> 00:23:58,179
The point is,
this is all bullshit!
390
00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:01,432
It's a mirage! A cheap trick
to keep us docile,
391
00:24:01,516 --> 00:24:03,433
so we don't ask
too many questions.
392
00:24:03,518 --> 00:24:05,019
Now, with the help of Larry,
393
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:09,065
I was able to find out
what was really on these tapes.
394
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:11,376
You keep asking me
what I'm looking forward to
395
00:24:11,401 --> 00:24:13,193
now that
my radiation is contained,
396
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:14,695
but look at me.
397
00:24:14,778 --> 00:24:17,656
I'm no longer of this world.
I'm not human.
398
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,994
Even when I was human,
I wasn't truly living.
399
00:24:26,457 --> 00:24:29,001
I can't feel,
I can't fuck,
400
00:24:29,085 --> 00:24:31,378
I can't even take a piss, Doc.
401
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:34,590
All of life's pleasures
have been stripped away.
402
00:24:34,715 --> 00:24:35,915
Stripped away.
403
00:24:37,885 --> 00:24:40,387
I didn't mean to.
404
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,765
I wasn't shoplifting.
405
00:24:42,891 --> 00:24:46,144
I just wanted to try some things on.
That's all.
406
00:24:46,227 --> 00:24:47,394
Everything I have...
407
00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:53,734
What the shit!
408
00:24:55,278 --> 00:24:57,529
- This is all fucking fake?
- Yes.
409
00:24:57,614 --> 00:25:00,032
Well, why are you
telling us this now?
410
00:25:00,115 --> 00:25:02,618
Why didn't you wait
until after Immortimas Day?
411
00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:06,205
Because, Cliff,
there is no after Immortimas.
412
00:25:06,288 --> 00:25:09,834
There is only
Immortimas Day forever!
413
00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:11,294
Unless we can find a way out.
414
00:25:11,419 --> 00:25:13,337
Hold on a minute.
415
00:25:13,421 --> 00:25:15,798
How is all this fake?
416
00:25:15,923 --> 00:25:17,299
This life, this holiday?
417
00:25:17,424 --> 00:25:21,261
Like, Laura, we celebrate this
every single year.
418
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:22,512
You know this.
419
00:25:22,596 --> 00:25:25,098
No, Vic. We don't.
It's all made up.
420
00:25:25,182 --> 00:25:28,936
Just like you and Deric
running a robotics club is all made up.
421
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:32,941
You are Cyborg.
Formerly Cyborg.
422
00:25:33,023 --> 00:25:35,609
You are a metahuman superhero.
423
00:25:36,361 --> 00:25:37,444
Cyborg?
424
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:38,569
Yeah.
425
00:25:40,615 --> 00:25:43,076
You are Cyborg.
426
00:25:46,328 --> 00:25:47,538
Holy shit!
427
00:25:48,455 --> 00:25:50,165
Rouge is right.
428
00:25:50,290 --> 00:25:51,584
We gotta come up with a plan
429
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,229
to get out of
this Hallmark Channel hell.
430
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,546
- Bingo!
- What? Wait.
431
00:25:54,628 --> 00:25:57,131
Why do we want to get out?
432
00:25:57,214 --> 00:26:00,425
Larry, you wanna
be a human, don't you?
433
00:26:00,509 --> 00:26:04,888
You can take off all of this
and you can let the wind
434
00:26:04,972 --> 00:26:07,599
blow on your face
and you can taste the ham.
435
00:26:07,683 --> 00:26:09,564
Trust me.
I would love to stay in denial
436
00:26:09,644 --> 00:26:11,980
as much as the next guy.
I've got a boyfriend here.
437
00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:14,523
It's an illusion, bro!
438
00:26:14,648 --> 00:26:17,484
Larry saying he has a boyfriend
in this world,
439
00:26:17,568 --> 00:26:18,819
is like you saying
440
00:26:18,903 --> 00:26:20,989
your cam girl
really cared about you.
441
00:26:21,071 --> 00:26:22,155
Ginger was there for me.
442
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:23,700
None of that matters!
443
00:26:23,825 --> 00:26:25,951
We're not safe unless
I'm wearing these bandages.
444
00:26:26,035 --> 00:26:27,494
Oh, wait, I just remembered
445
00:26:27,578 --> 00:26:29,913
you're a depressing fuck
in the real world.
446
00:26:29,998 --> 00:26:31,164
That's true.
447
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,601
Cliff! How can you
be so selfish?
448
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,501
Selfish? Look who's talking.
449
00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:36,421
I'm not the one
who gave up my superpowers
450
00:26:36,503 --> 00:26:38,481
so I could dick around
with my high school friends.
451
00:26:38,506 --> 00:26:39,423
- Fuck you!
- Okay.
452
00:26:39,507 --> 00:26:42,844
I feel like... Sorry.
453
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,596
I feel like
we're losing focus here.
454
00:26:44,679 --> 00:26:46,972
Bottom line,
I'm down to get out of here
455
00:26:47,056 --> 00:26:48,892
if it means
I don't have to fucking sing.
456
00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:51,810
- Shit on a clit! I thought you were with me.
- Dude!
457
00:26:51,894 --> 00:26:53,938
Okay, look,
I'm gonna go tell Dorothy
458
00:26:54,021 --> 00:26:55,522
the truth about this place,
459
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,775
and one of you
needs to tell Rita.
460
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,905
Okay.
461
00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:05,866
Are we ready
to ruin Rita's happiness?
462
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:08,940
♪ Eh ♪
463
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,371
♪ Eh ♪
464
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:11,788
♪ Eh ♪
465
00:27:11,873 --> 00:27:13,353
♪ Eh ♪
466
00:27:16,544 --> 00:27:20,798
♪ Fuck ♪
467
00:27:20,882 --> 00:27:21,883
Me.
468
00:27:25,135 --> 00:27:26,304
I know.
469
00:27:27,387 --> 00:27:28,890
It was a shock to me, too.
470
00:27:33,978 --> 00:27:36,855
Maybe you're looking
at this wrong way.
471
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:40,276
Maybe we're all here,
because it's what we all want.
472
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,653
For the first time,
we're all together.
473
00:27:42,737 --> 00:27:46,490
I mean, when have we ever
celebrated a family holiday.
474
00:27:46,574 --> 00:27:48,284
Are you saying that
you wanna stay here?
475
00:27:49,743 --> 00:27:51,453
What's so bad about that?
476
00:27:51,578 --> 00:27:54,707
There is no way
that this is what we all want.
477
00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:57,460
And even if it is,
we're not our authentic selves.
478
00:27:58,545 --> 00:28:01,463
What does that even mean?
479
00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:04,509
How could you want to leave
when we have it all here?
480
00:28:05,634 --> 00:28:07,761
Dorothy.
481
00:28:15,979 --> 00:28:18,272
♪ Do I have it all here? ♪
482
00:28:18,355 --> 00:28:21,067
♪ Is this all a blessing? ♪
483
00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:26,446
♪ If the answer's near
Why am I second guessing? ♪
484
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:31,368
♪ I don't know if I go ♪
485
00:28:31,451 --> 00:28:36,790
♪ But I'll keep standing still
In a world that's not real ♪
486
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:46,634
♪ Who will I find
If I leave this family behind? ♪
487
00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:53,599
♪ There's no turning back
Gotta make up my mind ♪
488
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:58,855
♪ I need to face the future ♪
489
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:03,692
♪ I must chart a path
Taking a step forward ♪
490
00:29:03,817 --> 00:29:06,237
♪ Am I going back? ♪
491
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,866
♪ Who am I if I don't try? ♪
492
00:29:10,991 --> 00:29:15,704
♪ Who do I want to be? ♪
493
00:29:15,829 --> 00:29:19,875
♪ Do I need to say goodbye ♪
494
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,003
♪ To discover the real... ♪
495
00:29:23,086 --> 00:29:24,086
Vic!
496
00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:27,424
Yeah?
497
00:29:29,509 --> 00:29:32,096
Are you, um... singing?
498
00:29:34,348 --> 00:29:35,516
Yeah.
499
00:29:36,351 --> 00:29:37,518
Right.
500
00:29:37,602 --> 00:29:40,104
Okay. Well,
when you're done with...
501
00:29:40,188 --> 00:29:41,980
It's lovely,
but when you're done with...
502
00:29:42,065 --> 00:29:43,875
With all of that, do you want
to meet me at the bone tree
503
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,526
so we can
discuss the, you know,
504
00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:47,903
some sort of
musical exit strategy?
505
00:29:48,028 --> 00:29:49,028
Sounds good.
506
00:29:49,864 --> 00:29:53,451
Okay, just... go back to...
507
00:29:54,536 --> 00:29:55,744
Okay.
508
00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:03,377
♪ When I'm with
The Doom Patrol ♪
509
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,755
♪ Every day's Immortimas ♪
510
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:10,634
♪ Life's out of control
But I want more than this ♪
511
00:30:10,718 --> 00:30:15,013
♪ Am I still unfulfilled? ♪
512
00:30:15,097 --> 00:30:16,848
♪ I'm caught in a spell ♪
513
00:30:16,932 --> 00:30:19,810
♪ My own musical hell! ♪
514
00:30:21,895 --> 00:30:23,897
Oh, dude!
515
00:30:26,483 --> 00:30:27,763
What the hell
are you doing, man?
516
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:29,403
What's it look like?
517
00:30:29,487 --> 00:30:33,282
I just wanna feel the wind
on my dick while I still can.
518
00:30:33,407 --> 00:30:36,243
I gotta be
interrupted by someone singing
519
00:30:36,326 --> 00:30:38,371
a fucking power ballad.
520
00:30:38,453 --> 00:30:40,539
Whoa!
521
00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:45,586
- Oh, wait.
- Not done.
522
00:30:49,423 --> 00:30:51,259
♪ Can I have it all here? ♪
523
00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:54,011
♪ Be content
With all I've got ♪
524
00:30:54,095 --> 00:30:59,349
♪ Maybe here, maybe not ♪
525
00:30:59,433 --> 00:31:03,270
♪ I need to face the future ♪
526
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:08,233
♪ I must chart a path
Taking a step forward ♪
527
00:31:08,317 --> 00:31:15,532
♪ Am I going back?
Can I be the hero ♪
528
00:31:15,616 --> 00:31:20,121
♪ Different from before? ♪
529
00:31:20,204 --> 00:31:25,292
♪ Without him am I a zero? ♪
530
00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:27,711
♪ How can I be sure... ♪
531
00:31:27,795 --> 00:31:29,130
Vic?
532
00:31:32,174 --> 00:31:33,174
You all right?
533
00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:38,847
I don't know.
534
00:31:41,308 --> 00:31:42,308
Okay.
535
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:51,944
You're taking this remarkably well.
536
00:31:52,028 --> 00:31:55,155
Yeah, I guess I'm just used to
being ripped out of realities.
537
00:31:58,326 --> 00:32:02,163
So, about our duet...
538
00:32:02,247 --> 00:32:03,247
Yeah?
539
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:06,500
- I think you're great.
- Me too.
540
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,586
- For you, I mean.
- Sure.
541
00:32:09,671 --> 00:32:11,756
What I mean is...
542
00:32:11,838 --> 00:32:15,050
Well, now that
I have my memories back,
543
00:32:15,175 --> 00:32:17,679
it's not just me
in this body anymore.
544
00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:21,641
I'm just a bit
all over the place right now.
545
00:32:24,184 --> 00:32:27,521
Totally. Totally!
Yeah, I get it. We're good.
546
00:32:27,605 --> 00:32:29,398
- Really?
- Uh-huh!
547
00:32:29,523 --> 00:32:30,692
Okay.
548
00:32:50,711 --> 00:32:51,880
What's this?
549
00:32:54,089 --> 00:32:57,050
Some sort of holiday role play?
Kinky, I'm in.
550
00:32:57,134 --> 00:33:00,221
- So shall I unwrap you or...
- Please don't.
551
00:33:01,597 --> 00:33:02,807
We need to talk.
552
00:33:02,891 --> 00:33:05,684
Oh, no.
Are you breaking up with me
553
00:33:05,768 --> 00:33:08,061
in a mummy costume? Why?
554
00:33:08,145 --> 00:33:09,897
Do you not want me
to meet your family?
555
00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:12,400
No, no.
I want you to meet them.
556
00:33:14,736 --> 00:33:16,194
This is who I really am.
557
00:33:18,155 --> 00:33:20,950
And you, you're Mr. 104,
the Combustible Man,
558
00:33:21,075 --> 00:33:23,577
who can change into any element
on the periodic table.
559
00:33:23,661 --> 00:33:25,622
Remember?
560
00:33:26,748 --> 00:33:29,834
Oh, right. I remember.
561
00:33:31,085 --> 00:33:33,296
I was wondering
why my name was 104.
562
00:33:35,423 --> 00:33:38,009
And, so what?
How does this change anything?
563
00:33:38,092 --> 00:33:39,760
I'd still love to
meet your family.
564
00:33:41,136 --> 00:33:42,136
Seriously?
565
00:33:43,597 --> 00:33:45,224
No, no. We need to find a way
566
00:33:45,307 --> 00:33:47,894
to escape
Isabel's psychotic witchery.
567
00:33:47,977 --> 00:33:49,645
But we're safe here.
568
00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:51,605
I'm not about to blow up,
569
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,917
and I'm assuming you're not
some radioactive purple man under there?
570
00:33:53,942 --> 00:33:55,817
Stop! It's too dangerous.
571
00:33:55,943 --> 00:33:57,778
That's exactly it, Larry.
572
00:33:57,862 --> 00:33:59,322
We're not in danger here.
573
00:34:00,114 --> 00:34:01,114
Hey...
574
00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:04,076
we said we would
find another way.
575
00:34:04,952 --> 00:34:06,663
Maybe another way found us.
576
00:34:08,289 --> 00:34:10,750
- Don't you want to be together?
- I do.
577
00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:13,918
I do. Just... not like this.
578
00:34:15,295 --> 00:34:16,838
Not in a fake world.
579
00:34:16,963 --> 00:34:20,717
Fake for whom?
It's perfect here.
580
00:34:27,139 --> 00:34:30,143
♪ I thought
My days were numbered ♪
581
00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:36,442
♪ With my fragile constitution
You brought me back to life ♪
582
00:34:36,525 --> 00:34:39,485
♪ Looks like
You were my solution ♪
583
00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:42,572
♪ So what if
The world's a stage ♪
584
00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:45,992
♪ Let's be the stars
And break through ♪
585
00:34:46,077 --> 00:34:48,744
♪ It's not enough
For me ♪
586
00:34:48,829 --> 00:34:52,291
♪ Is Immortimas
Enough for you? ♪
587
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,855
♪ Our bond is stronger
Than anything ♪
588
00:34:53,916 --> 00:34:55,918
♪ Covalent or ionic ♪
589
00:34:56,003 --> 00:34:58,840
♪ But if I turn radioactive
It could be catastrophic ♪
590
00:35:01,925 --> 00:35:04,929
♪ This world's
A work of fiction ♪
591
00:35:05,012 --> 00:35:08,181
♪ I've lied
In relationships before ♪
592
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:11,184
♪ This ain't real life ♪
593
00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:14,521
♪ There are dangers here
We can't ignore ♪
594
00:35:14,606 --> 00:35:17,567
♪ Out there's
Where danger lies ♪
595
00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:20,695
♪ Remember we're unstable ♪
596
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:24,282
♪ Dream with me a bit longer ♪
597
00:35:24,364 --> 00:35:27,827
♪ Cue the periodic table ♪
598
00:35:36,418 --> 00:35:39,672
♪ We used to be experiments ♪
599
00:35:39,755 --> 00:35:42,550
♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪
600
00:35:42,675 --> 00:35:48,764
♪ Cause we've got
All the elements of love ♪
601
00:35:48,889 --> 00:35:52,143
♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪
602
00:35:52,226 --> 00:35:55,063
♪ But we've got
Just the temperament ♪
603
00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:58,233
♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪
604
00:35:58,315 --> 00:36:04,197
♪ It's the elements of love ♪
605
00:36:07,742 --> 00:36:09,409
♪ You led me
To a brighter day ♪
606
00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:11,119
♪ We're good as gold
If we just stay ♪
607
00:36:11,246 --> 00:36:12,664
♪ Zinc of
All the things we'd do ♪
608
00:36:12,746 --> 00:36:17,210
♪ In my chemical romance
With you ♪
609
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,800
♪ We used to be experiments ♪
610
00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:26,760
♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪
611
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:31,849
♪ 'Cause we've got
All the elements of love ♪
612
00:36:32,976 --> 00:36:36,271
♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪
613
00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:39,273
♪ But we've got
Just the temperament ♪
614
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:42,318
♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪
615
00:36:42,443 --> 00:36:49,576
♪ It's the elements of love ♪
616
00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:00,545
Okay, we'll stay.
617
00:37:02,505 --> 00:37:06,009
All I wanted
was to be beloved, Niles.
618
00:37:07,677 --> 00:37:12,347
And now look at me,
I'm a monster.
619
00:37:26,987 --> 00:37:30,532
Why did you let me leave
620
00:37:30,657 --> 00:37:33,327
when you were telling
everyone else about all this?
621
00:37:34,329 --> 00:37:35,914
You looked so happy.
622
00:37:35,996 --> 00:37:39,083
I didn't wanna...
ruin your perfect day...
623
00:37:40,335 --> 00:37:41,335
again.
624
00:37:43,838 --> 00:37:44,963
Thank you.
625
00:37:47,257 --> 00:37:49,510
If we're being totally honest
with one another,
626
00:37:50,552 --> 00:37:52,054
I don't...
627
00:37:52,179 --> 00:37:54,181
care that this is all fake.
628
00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:56,726
You don't care
that we live in a world
629
00:37:56,851 --> 00:37:58,018
where at any given moment,
630
00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:00,021
everyone might
burst out into song
631
00:38:00,146 --> 00:38:03,106
about the Midwest or... worse.
632
00:38:03,190 --> 00:38:05,360
A clam bake?
633
00:38:08,028 --> 00:38:11,449
I don't want to be
a monster anymore.
634
00:38:14,911 --> 00:38:16,704
Rita.
635
00:38:16,788 --> 00:38:21,458
You were never
a monster to me.
636
00:38:23,545 --> 00:38:27,130
That's because
in this friendship,
637
00:38:28,215 --> 00:38:29,550
you're the monster.
638
00:38:37,809 --> 00:38:40,644
Fuck it.
639
00:38:44,731 --> 00:38:45,900
Hello?
640
00:38:45,983 --> 00:38:47,068
Hey, kiddo!
641
00:38:47,652 --> 00:38:48,902
Clara!
642
00:38:48,987 --> 00:38:51,864
- Happy Immortimas!
- Happy Immortimas Day, Dad.
643
00:38:54,576 --> 00:38:56,452
- Rory says, "Hi," too.
- Aw!
644
00:38:57,619 --> 00:39:02,916
So, um... is everything
good over there?
645
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,585
Everything's amazing.
646
00:39:04,668 --> 00:39:06,378
You know,
we wish we could be with you.
647
00:39:06,461 --> 00:39:08,590
No, no, no, no.
You sound amazing.
648
00:39:11,175 --> 00:39:13,677
Okay, give Rory
a big kiss for me.
649
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,639
- Love you, sweetie.
- Love you, Dad. Praise Immortus.
650
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,432
Praise Immortus.
651
00:39:24,271 --> 00:39:25,731
You fleshy fuck!
652
00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:31,612
♪ I get it
Immortimas sucks ♪
653
00:39:31,695 --> 00:39:34,197
♪ Isabel is evil
And a bit of a schmuck ♪
654
00:39:34,282 --> 00:39:36,784
♪ But can I play
Devil's advocate? ♪
655
00:39:36,909 --> 00:39:39,913
♪ You're missing
One component ♪
656
00:39:39,996 --> 00:39:42,789
♪ Go ahead, buddy
This is your moment ♪
657
00:39:42,873 --> 00:39:45,585
♪ What's the big deal?
In here I'm real ♪
658
00:39:45,668 --> 00:39:48,128
♪ I can smell
And touch and taste ♪
659
00:39:48,213 --> 00:39:51,048
♪ You'd let
This body go to waste ♪
660
00:39:51,132 --> 00:39:53,885
♪ I thought we changed
But you're deranged ♪
661
00:39:53,967 --> 00:39:55,677
♪ Let's get
One thing straight ♪
662
00:39:55,802 --> 00:39:59,514
♪ You want to stay
To masturbate ♪
663
00:39:59,641 --> 00:40:01,809
♪ Maybe it's a pipe dream ♪
664
00:40:01,934 --> 00:40:04,978
♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪
665
00:40:05,063 --> 00:40:09,067
♪ Can't you see
My family doesn't need ♪
666
00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:12,987
♪ My robot body ♪
667
00:40:13,070 --> 00:40:16,782
♪ And me ♪
668
00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:22,413
♪ I will never
Be the perfect dad ♪
669
00:40:22,496 --> 00:40:25,750
♪ Is wanting to protect them
From you so bad? ♪
670
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:29,963
♪ What about me Pop-pop? ♪
671
00:40:30,045 --> 00:40:32,673
♪ Your favorite friend? ♪
672
00:40:32,798 --> 00:40:38,512
♪ I'll stay a baby forever
If this doesn't end ♪
673
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:40,806
♪ Maybe it's
A pipe dream ♪
674
00:40:40,889 --> 00:40:44,018
♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪
675
00:40:44,143 --> 00:40:47,396
♪ Isn't it nice to see
What life could be ♪
676
00:40:47,521 --> 00:40:52,025
♪ Without my robot body ♪
677
00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:57,614
♪ And me ♪
678
00:41:05,623 --> 00:41:08,041
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
679
00:41:08,126 --> 00:41:09,335
Okay, what's the plan?
680
00:41:09,418 --> 00:41:10,688
I can't believe
she's actually here.
681
00:41:10,711 --> 00:41:12,588
Well, of course
she's fucking here.
682
00:41:12,713 --> 00:41:14,358
- I told you she'd come.
- There's no time.
683
00:41:14,382 --> 00:41:15,675
Okay. What are we gonna do?
684
00:41:15,757 --> 00:41:17,885
- Drown her.
- Poison her.
685
00:41:17,969 --> 00:41:20,322
- Turn her into boron.
- Turn the lights out and pretend we're not home.
686
00:41:20,346 --> 00:41:21,889
Who wants deviled eggs?
687
00:41:21,972 --> 00:41:24,182
- Hit her over the head with some ham.
- Poison her.
688
00:41:24,266 --> 00:41:26,202
But with ham, yes. Poison her with ham.
689
00:41:26,226 --> 00:41:28,706
- Give her so much ham, she explodes.
- Okay, no more bullshit!
690
00:41:29,063 --> 00:41:30,565
Isabel is here.
691
00:41:30,690 --> 00:41:33,902
Where do you stand? Stay or go.
692
00:41:33,985 --> 00:41:35,320
- Stay!
- Go!
693
00:41:35,402 --> 00:41:37,030
Okay.
And I'm a go.
694
00:41:37,112 --> 00:41:41,117
All right. That was slightly
less unified than I'd expected.
695
00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:50,583
Wait!
696
00:41:52,836 --> 00:41:55,757
We all know we're in some sort
of fabricated existence here,
697
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,759
whether we want
to stay or leave.
698
00:41:57,884 --> 00:42:01,262
Whatever our differences,
there is an almighty god at our front door.
699
00:42:01,387 --> 00:42:03,014
A spiteful god
who didn't think twice
700
00:42:03,097 --> 00:42:05,599
of turning her most ardent
worshippers into dust.
701
00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:06,976
So, let's just take a breath.
702
00:42:10,313 --> 00:42:11,773
She said...
703
00:42:11,856 --> 00:42:13,942
All we need to do
is get through dinner.
704
00:42:14,067 --> 00:42:18,195
So, just shut your pie holes
and put on a happy face. Hmm?
705
00:42:22,032 --> 00:42:23,159
Hmm?
706
00:42:28,623 --> 00:42:34,170
Hello! I'm here!
Where's my ham?
707
00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:40,217
Oh! I didn't know
there was a theme.
708
00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:50,644
My goodness,
this all looks divine!
709
00:42:53,146 --> 00:42:54,231
Sit.
710
00:42:56,233 --> 00:42:58,152
Now, let's see.
711
00:42:58,277 --> 00:42:59,695
Shall we start the festivities
712
00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:02,657
with a little
Immortimas spirit?
713
00:43:02,739 --> 00:43:04,409
How about
we go around the table
714
00:43:04,492 --> 00:43:07,536
and share what
we're all grateful for? Hmm?
715
00:43:09,204 --> 00:43:10,331
I'll go first.
716
00:43:11,081 --> 00:43:15,253
I'm grateful for... me.
717
00:43:15,335 --> 00:43:18,047
Oh, this is fun.
718
00:43:19,507 --> 00:43:20,842
Who's next?
719
00:43:20,925 --> 00:43:22,217
Mister Mummy Man?
720
00:43:23,010 --> 00:43:24,512
Uh...
721
00:43:24,637 --> 00:43:28,682
Well, um, I guess I'm grateful
to be here with my family,
722
00:43:28,766 --> 00:43:30,684
and to introduce them all
to my boyfriend.
723
00:43:32,061 --> 00:43:34,438
How sweet. And?
724
00:43:35,773 --> 00:43:38,443
And... and for the...
725
00:43:38,525 --> 00:43:40,862
The pleasure
of worshipping you, Isabel.
726
00:43:40,987 --> 00:43:43,280
Immortus!
727
00:43:51,246 --> 00:43:52,623
Yeah.
728
00:43:52,706 --> 00:43:54,083
Okay.
729
00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:55,710
Can someone pass the ham?
730
00:44:01,132 --> 00:44:02,132
Who's next?
731
00:44:06,637 --> 00:44:08,722
Okay, I'll go next.
732
00:44:11,226 --> 00:44:12,936
Uh, Immortus,
733
00:44:13,061 --> 00:44:16,981
I am grateful that you were there for me
in my time of need.
734
00:44:17,065 --> 00:44:20,193
I needed to do a giant pish,
735
00:44:20,275 --> 00:44:23,237
and you provided a wipe
736
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,074
- for me to freshen up my fufu.
- Mm-mm.
737
00:44:26,157 --> 00:44:28,034
And for that, I thank you.
738
00:44:29,911 --> 00:44:32,413
Except that
this is Immortimas Day,
739
00:44:32,496 --> 00:44:34,248
and you couldn't
possibly know that, Rouge,
740
00:44:34,373 --> 00:44:37,710
because there
only is Immortimas Day.
741
00:44:37,793 --> 00:44:42,757
Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot,
this world isn't real.
742
00:44:42,882 --> 00:44:45,510
Now you should know it was super easy
to figure that out
743
00:44:45,592 --> 00:44:47,679
because you didn't
even try to hide
744
00:44:47,762 --> 00:44:50,806
that this is
an alternate reality,
745
00:44:50,931 --> 00:44:52,766
or maybe you just suck at this.
746
00:44:58,231 --> 00:45:01,818
Don't you all agree Rouge
is the ultimate party pooper?
747
00:45:04,695 --> 00:45:07,574
Don't you agree?
748
00:45:07,657 --> 00:45:09,742
Yes, uh-huh.
749
00:45:09,826 --> 00:45:11,094
Smelled that shit
from over here.
750
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:12,559
- Yeah.
- Party pooper.
751
00:45:12,619 --> 00:45:14,873
Now, my question was,
752
00:45:16,456 --> 00:45:18,041
what are you grateful for?
753
00:45:23,297 --> 00:45:25,382
Sing out, Louise!
754
00:45:30,179 --> 00:45:31,639
I have something to say!
755
00:45:33,141 --> 00:45:35,101
Uh, because Immortus,
756
00:45:35,184 --> 00:45:38,438
I have so much
to thank you for.
757
00:45:38,521 --> 00:45:41,983
Lovely.
Proceed.
758
00:45:42,108 --> 00:45:46,987
We are all grateful for you,
because without you,
759
00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:50,240
we would not be the incredible
people at this table.
760
00:45:50,324 --> 00:45:54,036
I have to admit
you've been a role model to me.
761
00:45:54,161 --> 00:45:58,498
You've taught me what it means
to be... an icon and a hero.
762
00:46:00,335 --> 00:46:02,420
Thank you, Rita.
763
00:46:02,503 --> 00:46:04,880
- Who's next...
- I'm not done.
764
00:46:05,005 --> 00:46:10,260
Your need for constant
attention and adulation is inspiring.
765
00:46:10,344 --> 00:46:12,639
Your hunger for perfection...
766
00:46:12,722 --> 00:46:14,442
...although
a hopeless endeavor,
767
00:46:14,474 --> 00:46:19,019
is almost as impressive
as your lack of self-awareness.
768
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:22,398
And finally, and this is
what I do admire most,
769
00:46:22,523 --> 00:46:27,445
your ability to be an even bigger narcissist
than I could ever be.
770
00:46:27,527 --> 00:46:30,739
You think you're all powerful?
You think you're all knowing?
771
00:46:30,864 --> 00:46:33,617
Well, I know you
because I was you.
772
00:46:33,701 --> 00:46:36,704
And I don't
want to be you anymore.
773
00:46:36,829 --> 00:46:40,041
It is a sad,
lonely, pathetic existence.
774
00:46:44,378 --> 00:46:45,838
Oh.
775
00:46:50,927 --> 00:46:55,222
I see. And do you all agree?
776
00:46:55,306 --> 00:46:58,434
Absolutely not!
777
00:46:58,559 --> 00:47:00,228
Praise Immortus!
778
00:47:00,311 --> 00:47:03,898
We all love you.
779
00:47:04,023 --> 00:47:06,525
And Immortimas Day!
780
00:47:06,608 --> 00:47:09,195
That's not what Rita means.
781
00:47:09,278 --> 00:47:10,737
She's just tired.
782
00:47:10,822 --> 00:47:12,657
That's just...
It's the ham fumes.
783
00:47:12,739 --> 00:47:15,909
- You know how it is.
- Yeah. Yeah.
784
00:47:16,827 --> 00:47:18,829
Actually, I agree with Rita.
785
00:47:18,913 --> 00:47:21,916
- What the fuck?
- Dude, let her speak.
786
00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:24,960
I'm not sure
this is what I want anymore.
787
00:47:26,753 --> 00:47:29,590
Immortimas is
just another prison.
788
00:47:29,715 --> 00:47:31,675
It's another lie.
789
00:47:31,759 --> 00:47:34,262
And I'm done lying to myself.
790
00:47:34,387 --> 00:47:39,099
I'm 100 years old, for God's sake,
and I'm still hiding.
791
00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:42,686
I have never
lived out in the real world.
792
00:47:44,063 --> 00:47:46,231
I can't lock myself
away anymore.
793
00:47:47,483 --> 00:47:48,610
I need to go.
794
00:47:53,489 --> 00:47:54,699
Then I'll go with you.
795
00:47:55,407 --> 00:47:56,701
What?
796
00:47:56,784 --> 00:47:59,369
So, that's three votes
to leave Immortimas.
797
00:47:59,454 --> 00:48:03,458
No, no, no, no, no.
That... that's not what she means.
798
00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:06,753
Dorothy loves Immortimas Day.
799
00:48:06,835 --> 00:48:10,340
And... Who... who is this?
800
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:17,137
I'm just saying that... I thought I found
a new adventure here.
801
00:48:18,389 --> 00:48:19,724
A new experience.
802
00:48:20,807 --> 00:48:22,101
Clearly I was wrong.
803
00:48:23,728 --> 00:48:25,447
If I'm going to be
a hero in the real world,
804
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,148
I need to see the real world.
805
00:48:27,273 --> 00:48:28,815
No, come on.
806
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:32,987
Can't a... a human man
catch a break?
807
00:48:33,070 --> 00:48:38,326
I mean, she's not even with us.
808
00:48:38,409 --> 00:48:39,409
What is your name?
809
00:48:39,494 --> 00:48:40,994
I really wanted to stay here.
810
00:48:41,079 --> 00:48:42,871
It's about as perfect
as perfect can be.
811
00:48:42,996 --> 00:48:47,418
Finally, someone saying the things
that we all are thinking.
812
00:48:47,501 --> 00:48:51,172
- But if I'm being honest with myself...
- Fuck me.
813
00:48:51,297 --> 00:48:54,675
It's another story
being written for me.
814
00:48:54,759 --> 00:48:56,402
You were right all along.
815
00:48:56,427 --> 00:48:58,512
I don't want to live
in a fake world either.
816
00:48:58,637 --> 00:48:59,918
How can I know
what I truly want,
817
00:49:00,014 --> 00:49:03,518
when people
keep rewriting my backstory?
818
00:49:03,601 --> 00:49:06,353
How can I trust my feelings
when I don't even know who I am?
819
00:49:08,273 --> 00:49:10,148
I need to write
my own story for once.
820
00:49:11,067 --> 00:49:12,610
You wanna leave?
821
00:49:12,693 --> 00:49:15,195
But you said...
822
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,364
I don't want you to leave.
823
00:49:18,324 --> 00:49:20,284
He's not with us either.
824
00:49:20,367 --> 00:49:22,704
That's four votes.
825
00:49:25,414 --> 00:49:26,583
And I'm five.
826
00:49:32,045 --> 00:49:35,173
So basically what we're trying
to say is fuck you
827
00:49:35,257 --> 00:49:36,717
and fuck Immortimas.
828
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,802
Move.
829
00:50:40,530 --> 00:50:45,119
♪ I fix all your problems
And what do you do? ♪
830
00:50:45,244 --> 00:50:47,956
♪ You find a way to break out ♪
831
00:50:48,081 --> 00:50:51,960
♪ And make it all about you ♪
832
00:50:56,965 --> 00:50:59,675
♪ Was it really so hard ♪
833
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:06,474
♪ To give me
All your love and devotion ♪
834
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:09,601
♪ I could have
Chosen the timeline ♪
835
00:51:09,686 --> 00:51:14,983
♪ That featured lotion ♪
836
00:51:15,108 --> 00:51:19,320
- ♪ You're all doomed! ♪
- ♪ Doomed! ♪
837
00:51:19,445 --> 00:51:23,532
♪ Sorry not sorry
To break the bad news ♪
838
00:51:23,657 --> 00:51:30,164
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪
839
00:51:30,248 --> 00:51:32,583
♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
840
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:36,963
♪ Aw, you think you've won?
Yeah, you think I'm done? ♪
841
00:51:37,045 --> 00:51:39,507
♪ Think again
The age of Immortus ♪
842
00:51:39,632 --> 00:51:42,010
♪ Has just begun ♪
843
00:51:42,885 --> 00:51:44,512
What are you gonna do, kill us?
844
00:51:45,429 --> 00:51:48,224
I don't have to.
845
00:51:48,349 --> 00:51:53,563
♪ 'Cause you're all doomed ♪
846
00:51:53,688 --> 00:51:57,858
♪ Sorry not sorry
To break the bad news ♪
847
00:51:57,942 --> 00:52:02,030
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
848
00:52:02,112 --> 00:52:04,532
♪ You're about to blow
My dude ♪
849
00:52:04,657 --> 00:52:11,039
♪ You're all doomed ♪
850
00:52:32,059 --> 00:52:34,061
Son of a bitch.
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