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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,028 --> 00:00:12,360 "On 25 August, 2006, 2 00:00:12,396 --> 00:00:15,127 "director Cristian Nemescu was killed in a car crash. 3 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:16,725 "You are about to watch his movie 4 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:18,497 just the way it looked at the time." 5 00:00:18,536 --> 00:00:21,438 "In memory of Cristian Nemescu (1979-2006)" 6 00:00:21,472 --> 00:00:23,566 "MEDIAPRO PICTURES presents" 7 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:24,939 "A film produced with the support 8 00:00:24,975 --> 00:00:26,068 of the National Film Centre" 9 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:28,909 "May 1944" 10 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,938 The British and American armies are still engaged 11 00:00:30,981 --> 00:00:33,746 in bombing Romania. 12 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,344 Their aim is to undermine the government's determination 13 00:00:36,387 --> 00:00:39,448 to remain the ally of Germany. 14 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:41,652 The number of casualties among the military, 15 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:44,423 and especially among the civilians, is increasing. 16 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:45,760 Cut it out. 17 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,994 We are hereby urging the population to strictly follow 18 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:53,664 the rules of civil defense in case of bombing. 19 00:00:53,704 --> 00:00:55,570 Upon the first warning signs, 20 00:00:55,606 --> 00:01:00,237 take immediate refuge in shelters. 21 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,246 Come on! Come on already! 22 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:03,770 Come on already! 23 00:01:12,223 --> 00:01:14,988 But where's Grandpa? 24 00:01:15,025 --> 00:01:18,154 We forgot Grandpa. 25 00:01:18,195 --> 00:01:21,791 Attention! Do not panic! 26 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,030 Don't waste your time trying to locate valuable items 27 00:01:25,069 --> 00:01:27,800 that you might want to save from destruction. 28 00:02:54,725 --> 00:02:56,887 Yes, sugar pie, it's not that I don't want to come home. 29 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,928 We've had this conversation before. 30 00:02:59,969 --> 00:03:02,404 There are days when I just have more work to do. 31 00:03:02,438 --> 00:03:06,068 Come on, I'm not having an affair. 32 00:03:06,108 --> 00:03:08,407 Hold on just a second. 33 00:03:08,444 --> 00:03:09,844 There's a call on the other line. 34 00:03:09,879 --> 00:03:10,869 Wait. 35 00:03:10,913 --> 00:03:12,279 No, don't call me back later. 36 00:03:12,314 --> 00:03:14,442 Hold on, I'll get Luiza to pick it up. 37 00:03:14,483 --> 00:03:16,349 Yes, Luiza's here. 38 00:03:16,385 --> 00:03:17,478 Come on, honey. 39 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,954 Here we go again with why she's here. 40 00:03:18,988 --> 00:03:20,513 She's here because she's got work to do. 41 00:03:20,556 --> 00:03:22,855 Wait, there's another call. 42 00:03:22,892 --> 00:03:24,986 These raids, the first after April 6, 43 00:03:25,027 --> 00:03:26,893 put the Podgorica leaders, 44 00:03:26,929 --> 00:03:29,160 who enjoy Western support, in a tight spot. 45 00:03:29,198 --> 00:03:31,793 They have to face the increasingly numerous 46 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:33,359 anti-NATO demonstrations. 47 00:03:33,402 --> 00:03:34,461 Luiza! 48 00:03:34,503 --> 00:03:35,630 Come on, what are you doing? 49 00:03:35,671 --> 00:03:36,661 The phone's ringing. 50 00:03:36,705 --> 00:03:38,503 Talk to you later. 51 00:03:44,146 --> 00:03:49,949 Ministry of Foreign Affairs, office of the State Secretary. 52 00:03:49,985 --> 00:03:52,750 Yes. 53 00:03:52,788 --> 00:03:54,689 Yes, yes, sir. 54 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:57,192 Can you hold on just a minute, please? 55 00:03:57,226 --> 00:03:59,491 Thank you. 56 00:03:59,528 --> 00:04:05,399 Wait, don't put her on the phone. 57 00:04:05,434 --> 00:04:06,834 Yes. 58 00:04:06,869 --> 00:04:09,304 How's my little princess? 59 00:04:09,338 --> 00:04:10,670 Now, I just talked to Mommy, 60 00:04:10,706 --> 00:04:14,108 and she told me you haven't finished your milk. 61 00:04:14,143 --> 00:04:18,581 Okay, put Mommy back on the phone. 62 00:04:18,614 --> 00:04:20,014 Look, something urgent's come up. 63 00:04:20,049 --> 00:04:21,574 I have to go. I'll call you later, okay? 64 00:04:21,617 --> 00:04:22,949 Bye. 65 00:04:22,985 --> 00:04:23,975 What? 66 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:25,749 NATO's calling. 67 00:04:25,788 --> 00:04:26,778 So what am I supposed to do? 68 00:04:26,822 --> 00:04:28,654 Have them call the minister. 69 00:04:28,691 --> 00:04:31,058 Well, they said he's gone. He's already left. 70 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:39,357 Hello? 71 00:04:39,401 --> 00:04:42,803 "May 1999" 72 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,138 "Costume Designer" 73 00:04:47,443 --> 00:04:50,003 "Film Editor" 74 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,075 "Production Designer" 75 00:04:55,584 --> 00:04:58,281 "Director of Photography" 76 00:04:59,688 --> 00:05:02,351 "Sound" 77 00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:06,288 "Executive Producer" 78 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:10,556 "Story By" 79 00:05:17,973 --> 00:05:21,410 "Produced By" 80 00:05:28,584 --> 00:05:33,818 "Directed By" 81 00:05:33,856 --> 00:05:35,882 Do I love tits? Do you like tits? 82 00:05:35,924 --> 00:05:37,187 Oh, man, I love tits. 83 00:05:37,226 --> 00:05:38,717 - Me too, man. - Tits are... 84 00:05:45,334 --> 00:05:46,893 This is Stella, and guess what. 85 00:05:46,935 --> 00:05:48,961 I'm not home right now. 86 00:05:49,004 --> 00:05:50,597 Hey, it's David. 87 00:05:54,543 --> 00:05:56,171 We keep missing each other. 88 00:05:56,211 --> 00:05:57,372 It's... 89 00:05:57,413 --> 00:06:01,748 this time difference is a killer. 90 00:06:01,784 --> 00:06:04,845 So... 91 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:06,856 I was thinking of you, wanted to say hi, 92 00:06:06,889 --> 00:06:11,054 and... 93 00:06:11,093 --> 00:06:12,493 and I wanted to say hi. 94 00:06:12,528 --> 00:06:16,397 So I will try you again... 95 00:06:16,432 --> 00:06:18,230 soon, as soon as I can. 96 00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:22,204 Okay, hope you're good. 97 00:06:22,237 --> 00:06:23,535 Bye. 98 00:06:36,685 --> 00:06:39,052 Listen, there was this guy amongst camp, the one... 99 00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:40,078 what's his name? 100 00:06:40,122 --> 00:06:41,181 The guy with three tits. 101 00:06:41,223 --> 00:06:42,486 What do you mean, three tits? 102 00:06:42,524 --> 00:06:44,254 Like three nipples, you know. 103 00:06:44,293 --> 00:06:45,317 You call those nipples? 104 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,589 Well, yeah, nipples. 105 00:06:46,628 --> 00:06:48,995 I mean, this guy said that there is a sure thing 106 00:06:49,031 --> 00:06:51,296 how to get old Jonesy to freak out... 107 00:06:52,668 --> 00:06:54,261 Hey, form it up! 108 00:06:59,308 --> 00:07:00,332 Fall in. 109 00:07:03,946 --> 00:07:05,847 - Good morning, sir. - At ease. 110 00:07:09,551 --> 00:07:12,180 Welcome to Operation Joint Guardian, gentlemen. 111 00:07:16,825 --> 00:07:19,920 You're all now part of Lima Company, 112 00:07:19,962 --> 00:07:21,555 26th Battalion. 113 00:07:23,732 --> 00:07:24,791 I'm proud. 114 00:07:28,604 --> 00:07:30,937 - How do you feel? - Proud, sir! 115 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:36,474 In fact, I'm damn proud. 116 00:07:36,512 --> 00:07:39,573 - How do you feel? - Damn proud, sir! 117 00:07:39,615 --> 00:07:40,639 Yeah. 118 00:07:42,584 --> 00:07:44,883 All right, we're gonna rendezvous with Turnu Severin. 119 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,115 The rest is installation. 120 00:07:46,155 --> 00:07:48,750 1900 hours, gentlemen, Tuesday. 121 00:07:48,791 --> 00:07:50,851 Backing the carousels. 122 00:07:50,893 --> 00:07:52,919 And you save rounds. 123 00:07:52,961 --> 00:07:55,863 I want to remind you all here you're in protected air space, 124 00:07:55,898 --> 00:07:57,059 non-combatant zone. 125 00:07:57,099 --> 00:07:59,500 Worst-case scenario here is condition one. 126 00:07:59,535 --> 00:08:01,060 You are here on a peacekeeping mission 127 00:08:01,103 --> 00:08:03,163 on behalf of the peoples of Kosovo. 128 00:08:03,205 --> 00:08:05,765 On behalf of Sergeant McLaren and myself, 129 00:08:05,808 --> 00:08:10,576 sit back, enjoy the ride. 130 00:08:10,612 --> 00:08:12,171 Sergeant, 131 00:08:12,214 --> 00:08:13,876 as you see fit. 132 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:14,906 Detail, 133 00:08:14,950 --> 00:08:17,818 ten-hut! 134 00:08:17,853 --> 00:08:19,822 Thank you, sir. Good morning, sir. 135 00:08:26,028 --> 00:08:27,394 Fall out! 136 00:08:27,429 --> 00:08:29,022 Let's grab our gear and haul ass. 137 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,758 Fall in line! 138 00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:54,563 Come on! 139 00:09:58,572 --> 00:10:00,632 Come on already! 140 00:10:12,686 --> 00:10:13,915 Ready to go? 141 00:10:13,954 --> 00:10:16,253 These guys are stalling with their bloody engine. 142 00:10:16,289 --> 00:10:17,655 Some uniforms you got. 143 00:10:17,691 --> 00:10:19,751 Fit us like gloves. They're for special ops. 144 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,659 Can't feel the cold. Can't feel the heat in 'em. 145 00:10:21,695 --> 00:10:24,324 NATO standards. 146 00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:29,599 1078, TAC 99, Captain Doug Jones, sir. 147 00:10:29,636 --> 00:10:30,626 How are you, sir? 148 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:31,934 Welcome. I am Tanase. 149 00:10:31,972 --> 00:10:33,372 Fall in! 150 00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:42,612 So everything's tactical here, set to go? 151 00:10:42,649 --> 00:10:45,380 Marian, come here! 152 00:10:45,419 --> 00:10:49,220 Tell the American commander you'll be doing the translating. 153 00:10:49,256 --> 00:10:50,451 Hello. 154 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,220 Welcome. I am going to translate. 155 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:54,626 Good, good. 156 00:10:54,661 --> 00:10:56,994 We're set to go here? Can I take a look? 157 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:59,431 He wants to take a look around. 158 00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:03,103 We have an 0900 departure. 159 00:11:03,136 --> 00:11:04,331 Who's in charge here? 160 00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:05,999 He's in charge. 161 00:11:06,039 --> 00:11:09,373 Yes, sir. 162 00:11:09,409 --> 00:11:11,674 We have a deadline to meet. 163 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:16,241 And we want to get the train out of the harbor...immediately. 164 00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:18,684 So let's get the engine back together. 165 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,279 Let's get it fixed up. 166 00:11:21,321 --> 00:11:23,483 Can we do it now, please? 167 00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:24,855 Please. 168 00:11:24,891 --> 00:11:26,018 He's asking you nicely. 169 00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:27,652 Marching band! 170 00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:30,914 The Yugoslavian news agency reported that NATO missiles 171 00:13:30,951 --> 00:13:34,820 have hit Bosnian and Croatian refugee camps 172 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,519 in Marcici, South Belgrade. 173 00:13:38,558 --> 00:13:41,118 The Serbian press claims that the bombing 174 00:13:41,161 --> 00:13:45,599 has damaged yet another bridge across the Danube. 175 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,275 Hello. 176 00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:57,299 Hi. 177 00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:59,006 You came to pick Monica up? 178 00:13:59,045 --> 00:14:01,879 I'm giving her a ride to school. 179 00:14:01,915 --> 00:14:03,816 Your father bought you this car? 180 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,284 Yeah. You like it? 181 00:14:05,318 --> 00:14:07,014 It's the coupe model. 182 00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:08,783 I'm thinking of running for mayor myself, 183 00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:12,384 if the money's so good. 184 00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:14,053 Let me go see if she's up. 185 00:15:01,308 --> 00:15:02,776 What do you want? 186 00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:07,845 Your prince is here. 187 00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:53,886 Yeah. 188 00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:05,767 Yeah. 189 00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:12,207 Morning, sir. 190 00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:13,372 Spit it out. 191 00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:15,746 Boss, the 9:30 freight train is on its way. 192 00:16:20,453 --> 00:16:21,785 Help yourself to some chicken. 193 00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:24,017 My daughter's not eating. 194 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,099 You got the items list? 195 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,260 Got it. 196 00:16:44,844 --> 00:16:46,244 Morning, miss. 197 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,314 Come! 198 00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:15,863 How's it going, princess? 199 00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:17,455 Tell me what you're doing here. 200 00:17:17,498 --> 00:17:19,990 I thought we'd agreed we weren't going to see each other anymore. 201 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,900 Hold on, I thought you were kidding or playing me, 202 00:17:21,936 --> 00:17:22,926 stuff like that. 203 00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:24,336 Baby, come on, I was crystal clear. 204 00:17:24,372 --> 00:17:25,772 That's it. It's over. 205 00:17:25,806 --> 00:17:28,401 Es finito, ¿comprende? 206 00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:33,312 So aren't you at least going to tell me what happened? 207 00:17:33,347 --> 00:17:35,009 Nothing happened. 208 00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:36,677 That's the whole point. 209 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,033 You changed the spokes on the car's wheels, eh? 210 00:18:10,418 --> 00:18:13,616 That's it for today. 211 00:18:13,654 --> 00:18:15,555 Take good care of the parcels. 212 00:18:20,294 --> 00:18:21,523 Boss, on the 2:00 train, 213 00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:23,155 we've got 10 boxes of 3.5 ball bearings. 214 00:18:23,197 --> 00:18:24,563 We're selling those at 500 a pop. 215 00:18:24,598 --> 00:18:26,032 10 boxes of tractor ball bearings. 216 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:27,126 Say we send those to Galati. 217 00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:28,568 I took PVC, double glazings, wire, 218 00:18:28,602 --> 00:18:29,865 and some other stuff in bulks 219 00:18:29,904 --> 00:18:32,271 I reckoned we'd sell those on the local market. 220 00:18:32,306 --> 00:18:35,333 On the 8:00 freight train we've got 10 cases of beer, 221 00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:37,572 wine, soda, and stuff. 222 00:18:37,611 --> 00:18:39,512 We'll sell those through Gelu's supermarket. 223 00:18:39,547 --> 00:18:40,776 And so on. 224 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:44,115 Cigarettes, we've got 2, 4, 6 times 5 cars. 225 00:18:44,151 --> 00:18:45,312 30 boxes. 226 00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:46,514 Take out more. 227 00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:48,420 They won't catch us, the goddamn asses. 228 00:18:48,456 --> 00:18:49,890 And don't go selling them to Gelu. 229 00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:51,358 He pays after selling the stuff. 230 00:18:51,392 --> 00:18:52,917 It's okay. I've got a new deal all set. 231 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,019 Next? 232 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:57,964 Right. Paint, cement, 100 each. 233 00:18:57,998 --> 00:19:01,491 Spare Dacia parts from the 8:00 freight train. 234 00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:05,267 And then there's the fertilizer on the Vâlcea freight train. 235 00:19:05,306 --> 00:19:09,266 I promised the mayor 20 sacks. 236 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,642 I see. 237 00:19:10,678 --> 00:19:13,238 I'm guessing it all adds up to about 40 million. 238 00:19:16,817 --> 00:19:18,615 This is the one for the factory. 239 00:19:24,525 --> 00:19:25,857 For the factory, huh? 240 00:19:25,893 --> 00:19:27,384 Yeah. 241 00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:30,592 Well, aren't they closing the damn thing down so I can buy it? 242 00:19:30,631 --> 00:19:31,860 Come on. 243 00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:33,299 Take a decent share from every car. 244 00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:34,893 We'll record them as losses. 245 00:20:01,695 --> 00:20:03,527 Man, these gypsies are killing us. 246 00:20:03,564 --> 00:20:05,192 They emptied half a car again. 247 00:20:05,232 --> 00:20:06,791 And I'm the one who always gets the blame. 248 00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:07,995 I'll catch them. 249 00:20:08,035 --> 00:20:10,630 I'll teach them a lesson to stop stealing. 250 00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:13,903 Isn't anyone going to answer that phone? 251 00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:28,950 Capalnita station. 252 00:20:28,989 --> 00:20:30,617 Constanta station calling. 253 00:20:30,658 --> 00:20:32,650 I'd like to speak to the shift supervisor, please. 254 00:20:32,693 --> 00:20:33,683 Speaking. 255 00:20:33,727 --> 00:20:34,854 Yes? 256 00:20:34,895 --> 00:20:36,295 Hello. 257 00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:40,028 A train carrying NATO equipment will pass through your station. 258 00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,730 It's guarded by American soldiers. 259 00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:43,999 Yes, I understand. 260 00:20:44,038 --> 00:20:46,234 It's been granted free passage. 261 00:20:46,273 --> 00:20:47,969 Listen carefully. 262 00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:49,909 Don't make any problems. 263 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,277 They have government approval. 264 00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:54,305 Don't make any problems. 265 00:21:11,465 --> 00:21:13,696 "I'd like to feel your hot skin under my lips. 266 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:14,963 I love you." 267 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:42,095 It's me. 268 00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:45,429 Listen, a train with Americans is on its way. 269 00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:47,526 I don't know, just about now, in, like, 15 minutes. 270 00:21:47,568 --> 00:21:50,265 Okay, man. I got it. 271 00:21:50,304 --> 00:21:52,239 Thanks. 272 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,845 Hey, guys, listen up! 273 00:22:00,881 --> 00:22:03,077 Gather round. 274 00:22:03,117 --> 00:22:05,848 Tell all the guys to come to work. 275 00:22:05,886 --> 00:22:07,320 We're going on immediate strike. 276 00:22:07,354 --> 00:22:08,378 Yeah! 277 00:22:08,422 --> 00:22:09,446 Great! 278 00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:10,890 Doiaru wants to put us out of work 279 00:22:10,925 --> 00:22:13,326 so he can buy the factory real cheap. 280 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,886 The time has finally come to make ourselves heard! 281 00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:16,989 Yeah! 282 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,829 Let's go! 283 00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:20,232 Victor, come over here. 284 00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:24,034 By the power vested in me... 285 00:22:24,071 --> 00:22:26,131 Excuse me. 286 00:22:26,173 --> 00:22:27,334 Yes. 287 00:22:27,374 --> 00:22:29,400 Hello, sir. 288 00:22:29,443 --> 00:22:31,935 You've got yourself a problem. 289 00:22:31,979 --> 00:22:35,507 A train with Americans will pass and the word is out. 290 00:22:35,549 --> 00:22:37,177 Good thing you called me. 291 00:22:37,217 --> 00:22:39,311 Yes, I'll be right there. 292 00:22:39,353 --> 00:22:40,719 By the power vested in me, 293 00:22:40,754 --> 00:22:42,245 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 294 00:22:42,289 --> 00:22:43,757 Come on, sign here. 295 00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:45,487 I have to go. 296 00:22:45,526 --> 00:22:47,154 Kiss the wife. 297 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,716 Some water? 298 00:23:36,437 --> 00:23:38,736 Cut it out! 299 00:23:42,309 --> 00:23:44,107 Hi, do you want some water? 300 00:23:44,144 --> 00:23:45,237 Water? 301 00:23:47,247 --> 00:23:48,237 Yeah? 302 00:23:48,282 --> 00:23:49,750 Here! 303 00:23:52,753 --> 00:23:54,153 All right. 304 00:24:29,423 --> 00:24:32,393 So Diana Ross, she knocks on George Burns' dressing room, 305 00:24:32,426 --> 00:24:34,918 and George Burns is there, sitting there, 306 00:24:34,962 --> 00:24:38,797 having a... 307 00:24:38,832 --> 00:24:42,496 a glass of wine, and, you know, they have sex. 308 00:24:42,536 --> 00:24:45,028 And then she says, 309 00:24:45,072 --> 00:24:50,978 "So why did you make me, you know, 310 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:54,573 why'd you make me hold"... 311 00:24:54,615 --> 00:24:57,244 I can't remember the joke because... 312 00:25:29,149 --> 00:25:30,549 Come on, guys! 313 00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:31,984 Come on! 314 00:25:32,019 --> 00:25:33,988 We're not going home till somebody hears us. 315 00:25:34,021 --> 00:25:35,614 Come on, move it. 316 00:25:35,656 --> 00:25:36,783 Trifan, you're in charge 317 00:25:36,823 --> 00:25:38,917 of holding that banner up and across. 318 00:25:38,959 --> 00:25:44,592 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 319 00:25:44,665 --> 00:25:45,724 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 320 00:25:45,766 --> 00:25:46,859 Come on, Trifan! 321 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,596 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 322 00:25:48,635 --> 00:25:49,625 "STRIKE" 323 00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:55,565 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 324 00:25:55,642 --> 00:25:59,500 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 325 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,276 Give us our money! 326 00:26:01,315 --> 00:26:03,147 We want our money! 327 00:26:03,183 --> 00:26:05,049 Give us our money! 328 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:07,179 We want our money! 329 00:26:07,221 --> 00:26:08,712 Give us our money! 330 00:26:08,755 --> 00:26:09,745 We want our money! 331 00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:10,883 What's going on here, folks? 332 00:26:10,924 --> 00:26:12,324 Are you out of your minds? 333 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,349 We're picketing. 334 00:26:13,393 --> 00:26:15,123 We've gone on immediate strike. 335 00:26:15,162 --> 00:26:17,461 On the railroad tracks? 336 00:26:17,497 --> 00:26:19,489 Listen, guys, a train with Americans is on its way. 337 00:26:19,533 --> 00:26:21,468 You want us to make fools of ourselves? 338 00:26:21,501 --> 00:26:23,129 We know. That's why we're doin' it. 339 00:26:23,170 --> 00:26:24,399 Maybe somebody will hear us out. 340 00:26:24,438 --> 00:26:25,963 So what if Doiaru hears you? 341 00:26:26,006 --> 00:26:27,201 The investor bailed out 342 00:26:27,241 --> 00:26:29,767 'cause Doiaru looted the factory trains. 343 00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:31,836 We've filed for bankruptcy, 344 00:26:31,878 --> 00:26:34,040 and you ain't doing squat about it, Mayor. 345 00:26:34,081 --> 00:26:40,477 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 346 00:26:40,554 --> 00:26:46,255 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 347 00:26:46,326 --> 00:26:52,118 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 348 00:26:52,199 --> 00:26:54,930 Boss. 349 00:26:54,968 --> 00:26:57,062 A train with Americans is headed our way. 350 00:26:57,104 --> 00:26:59,096 Some big shots or something... 351 00:27:05,512 --> 00:27:09,711 Carrying NATO military equipment. 352 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:14,518 Bucharest has granted them free passage. 353 00:27:14,554 --> 00:27:16,318 Maybe, but I'm the boss here. 354 00:27:16,356 --> 00:27:17,915 Have them stop for a check-up. 355 00:27:21,461 --> 00:27:23,726 Folks, people are going to hear bad things about us. 356 00:27:23,764 --> 00:27:24,788 Clear the railroad tracks, 357 00:27:24,831 --> 00:27:27,300 and I'll buy all the oil in your factory. 358 00:27:27,334 --> 00:27:30,862 God bless you, Mr. Mayor. 359 00:27:30,904 --> 00:27:32,896 We'll not sell ourselves so cheap. 360 00:27:32,939 --> 00:27:34,339 We're going all the way, brothers! 361 00:27:34,374 --> 00:27:35,398 All the way! 362 00:27:35,442 --> 00:27:40,494 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 363 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:45,940 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 364 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,726 Thieves, thieves, thieves! 365 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,679 Give us our money! 366 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:16,954 You know what? 367 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,430 You're free to do whatever you want. 368 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,626 That's why we've got democracy, right? 369 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,822 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 370 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,882 Dorel Mateescu. Doiaru: railroad stationmaster. 371 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,325 What's your freight car carrying? 372 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:54,095 Well, it's American military cargo headed for Kosovo. 373 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,157 It's a NATO car. 374 00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:58,899 And its content is top secret. 375 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:03,907 I want to see your papers. 376 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,640 Well, don't you get it? 377 00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,739 It's military cargo. 378 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:11,080 We've got approval from high up, from the government. 379 00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:14,678 No, you're the one who doesn't get it. 380 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,155 I have regulations to observe. 381 00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:19,488 Without proper paperwork, I can't let you pass. 382 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:20,925 Is there a problem here? 383 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,725 The officer would like to know if there's a problem. 384 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:28,894 I need to see custom and transportation papers. 385 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,062 This is a NATO military transport, sir. 386 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,470 This has been organized and authorized by your government. 387 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:37,909 Any documentation will be in your possession, sir. 388 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:42,472 You have international transport from America? 389 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:45,040 That is correct, sir. 390 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,679 And where are you now? 391 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,382 I'm in Romania, I guess. 392 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:54,621 So according to the Romanian transportation laws, 393 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,561 you need to have custom papers. 394 00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:09,074 You might; wouldn't you say that? 395 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:11,668 You fucked up my punch line. 396 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,576 Hello, my dear! 397 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,240 Whoa! 398 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,229 This is the legislation. 399 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,424 I don't make legislation. 400 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:35,525 I respect legislation. 401 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,536 You come to Romania. 402 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:41,529 You have to respect legislation too. 403 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:43,633 Well, if you respect legislation, sir, 404 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:47,636 you are hereby advised to comply with what's been coordinated. 405 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,875 Do I make myself clear? 406 00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:50,906 Have I made myself understood here? 407 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,953 Have I made myself clear here? 408 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,546 Fuck USA. 409 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:57,988 Fuck NATO. 410 00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,013 Fuck Bill Clinton... 411 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,356 and those pricks in Bucharest. 412 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,883 This is my station. 413 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,297 Checkpoint. 414 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,198 You need custom papers. 415 00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:10,031 Without them, you're not passing. 416 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,504 Enough said. Put them on track two. 417 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:15,030 Tell him to find out what the hell is going on right now. 418 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:16,133 What's going on here? 419 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:19,077 Check out what's happening. 420 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:25,813 Mister, what do you think you're doing? 421 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:27,114 You hang around here. 422 00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:29,485 I'm going upstairs to take care of business. 423 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,854 Set a perimeter here. 424 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,292 Forrester, Horage, Winston, Turner. 425 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:36,989 Set a perimeter. 426 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,463 Secure the area. 427 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,537 Sarge, Sarge! 428 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,112 Hey, McLaren! 429 00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:25,663 "Day One - The Train" 430 00:32:25,663 --> 00:32:26,687 So... 431 00:32:34,672 --> 00:32:37,665 So how long have you had your bags packed? 432 00:32:43,013 --> 00:32:45,482 So had you got on that train, you would've gone to Craiova? 433 00:32:45,516 --> 00:32:49,009 Pitesti? 434 00:32:52,656 --> 00:32:55,285 Couldn't I have just as well asked Petre to take you there? 435 00:33:00,464 --> 00:33:04,196 If only your mother were alive to see you today. 436 00:33:09,673 --> 00:33:11,733 What, you think it's got nothing to do with that? 437 00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:15,880 It has, damn it. 438 00:33:17,948 --> 00:33:19,416 If she hadn't died when you were born, 439 00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:20,975 she could've told you herself. 440 00:33:26,924 --> 00:33:31,225 I don't even know how you could think of such a thing. 441 00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:33,958 What, I don't take good care of you? 442 00:33:38,736 --> 00:33:40,432 Everything you've got here in this room: 443 00:33:40,471 --> 00:33:42,406 tape recorder, clothes, records, whims. 444 00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:44,567 Who gave you those, damn it? 445 00:33:53,884 --> 00:33:57,218 Sometimes when I look at you, I can swear it's her that I see. 446 00:34:05,396 --> 00:34:09,026 Well, maybe that's just it. 447 00:34:09,066 --> 00:34:11,763 You women are all alike. 448 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,379 I can understand why you'd want to leave 449 00:34:31,422 --> 00:34:33,516 this shithole of a village. 450 00:34:33,557 --> 00:34:34,889 Start studying! 451 00:34:34,925 --> 00:34:37,485 Maybe next fall, you'll go to college in the city. 452 00:34:39,897 --> 00:34:41,695 What the hell? 453 00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,034 You're smart. 454 00:34:46,070 --> 00:34:47,936 You're beautiful. 455 00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:52,233 I'm going to end up alone anyway, 456 00:34:52,276 --> 00:34:54,108 but that's just the way it is. 457 00:35:09,059 --> 00:35:11,927 Shouldn't you be in school right now? 458 00:35:11,962 --> 00:35:14,158 Yeah, I should. 459 00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:16,895 I'll have Petre drop you off. 460 00:35:20,237 --> 00:35:22,706 Fuckin' son of a bitch. 461 00:35:56,807 --> 00:35:58,571 Fuck. 462 00:36:08,552 --> 00:36:10,282 What are we gonna do, man? 463 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,983 Go home? 464 00:36:13,023 --> 00:36:14,218 No way! 465 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:16,523 We're going to carry on with the strike. 466 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,528 Screw me. 467 00:36:17,561 --> 00:36:19,757 We do that every day. 468 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,835 Okay, Mitroi. 469 00:36:32,009 --> 00:36:33,102 Heard the news? 470 00:36:33,143 --> 00:36:34,702 The Americans have come to our village. 471 00:36:34,745 --> 00:36:36,077 The Americans are in our village. 472 00:36:36,113 --> 00:36:37,479 They're at the railroad station. 473 00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:39,415 - You mean right now? - Yeah. 474 00:36:39,449 --> 00:36:41,611 Go see for yourselves. 475 00:36:41,652 --> 00:36:43,120 Have you heard? 476 00:36:43,153 --> 00:36:44,177 The Americans... 477 00:36:44,221 --> 00:36:46,213 Yes, here, in our village. 478 00:36:46,256 --> 00:36:47,280 The Americans... 479 00:36:47,324 --> 00:36:49,054 I saw the Americans. 480 00:36:49,092 --> 00:36:50,253 Does the mayor know about it? 481 00:36:50,294 --> 00:36:52,593 Well, of course he does! 482 00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:55,656 Yeah, that's Capalnita, sir, if you go to your map. 483 00:36:55,699 --> 00:36:59,136 That's with a C. 484 00:36:59,169 --> 00:37:00,797 Well, I got a stationmaster here on a rag 485 00:37:00,837 --> 00:37:02,135 about some documentation. 486 00:37:02,172 --> 00:37:04,038 It appears he's stopped me on a dead track here, 487 00:37:04,074 --> 00:37:07,511 pulled my engine. 488 00:37:07,544 --> 00:37:09,240 Well, whoever you got in Bucharest up there 489 00:37:09,279 --> 00:37:10,269 with some authority, 490 00:37:10,314 --> 00:37:11,577 let's get him on a frog right now 491 00:37:11,615 --> 00:37:12,674 and get his ass down here. 492 00:37:12,716 --> 00:37:16,278 I gotta keep these toys invisible. 493 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,553 I want it rectified by 1100. 494 00:37:20,591 --> 00:37:24,050 Thank you for your cooperation, sir. 495 00:37:24,094 --> 00:37:27,292 I appreciate that. 496 00:37:27,331 --> 00:37:28,663 Thank you. 497 00:37:29,934 --> 00:37:33,598 Did everybody see a new episode of "Esmeralda" last night? 498 00:37:33,638 --> 00:37:34,628 Yes. 499 00:37:34,672 --> 00:37:36,334 Okay. 500 00:37:36,374 --> 00:37:39,276 Today we're going to study two verbs: quiero and trabajar. 501 00:37:39,310 --> 00:37:40,903 Let's read out loud. 502 00:37:40,945 --> 00:37:42,971 Come on. 503 00:37:43,014 --> 00:37:49,420 "Quiero ir al teatro, pero no tengo tiempo". 504 00:37:49,454 --> 00:37:50,945 Write down the translation. 505 00:37:50,989 --> 00:37:58,419 "I want to go to the theater, but I don't have the time." 506 00:38:12,677 --> 00:38:17,012 Who would like to conjugate trabajar? 507 00:38:17,048 --> 00:38:18,414 So many of you? 508 00:38:18,449 --> 00:38:19,940 You want me to call someone out? 509 00:38:19,984 --> 00:38:21,509 Go ahead, Despina. 510 00:38:21,552 --> 00:38:26,115 Trabajo, trabajas, trabaja, trabajamos, 511 00:38:26,157 --> 00:38:28,490 trabajáis, trabajan. 512 00:38:28,526 --> 00:38:29,926 Good. 513 00:38:29,961 --> 00:38:32,055 Now, using the same inflection, let's try quiero. 514 00:38:32,096 --> 00:38:33,086 Who wants to give it a go? 515 00:38:33,131 --> 00:38:36,329 You. 516 00:38:36,367 --> 00:38:39,860 Quiere...quiero... 517 00:38:39,904 --> 00:38:41,304 No, no, no. 518 00:38:41,339 --> 00:38:44,366 Neagu, you try. 519 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,139 "I yearn for the blossom of your breasts. 520 00:38:46,177 --> 00:38:48,373 Your beauty makes me ache." 521 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:49,403 Stop! 522 00:38:49,447 --> 00:38:51,313 Attention, everybody. 523 00:38:51,349 --> 00:38:55,184 "Es" is the inflection for the second person, singular. 524 00:38:55,219 --> 00:38:57,450 For the first person, we use the inflection "o." 525 00:38:57,488 --> 00:38:59,889 Everybody look at the blackboard, please. 526 00:38:59,924 --> 00:39:01,324 American soldiers in our village. 527 00:39:01,359 --> 00:39:02,691 Young guys? 528 00:39:02,727 --> 00:39:04,753 I don't know, but we gotta go take a look after class. 529 00:39:04,796 --> 00:39:05,991 "Yo quiero" means "I love you." 530 00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:09,990 Then we have: tú quieres, él/ella quiere, 531 00:39:10,034 --> 00:39:14,267 nosotros queremos, vosotros queréis, 532 00:39:14,305 --> 00:39:17,173 ellos/ellas quieren. 533 00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:19,109 They say a train with Americans has arrived. 534 00:39:19,143 --> 00:39:21,305 It means, "I want to dance." 535 00:39:21,346 --> 00:39:28,344 Quiero irme a casa, "I want to go home." 536 00:39:28,419 --> 00:39:30,217 And now, attention. 537 00:39:30,254 --> 00:39:31,950 To say "I love you," 538 00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:35,427 add, like in Romanian, the pronoun "te." 539 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,055 As you know from the movies, 540 00:39:38,096 --> 00:39:41,863 "Yo te quiero" means "I love you." 541 00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:45,898 Don't forget to watch 542 00:39:45,937 --> 00:39:48,873 the 395th episode of "Esmeralda"... 543 00:39:48,906 --> 00:39:50,204 - Wait, I wanna tell you something. 544 00:39:50,241 --> 00:39:53,040 Tonight. 545 00:39:53,077 --> 00:39:56,070 So ladies, young ladies, and, well, the rest of you, 546 00:39:56,114 --> 00:39:58,982 to celebrate the end of this boredom, 547 00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:03,546 or, as the great scholar Gogu would call it, "the 12th grade," 548 00:40:03,588 --> 00:40:07,684 I'm inviting you all to a great party the day after tomorrow. 549 00:40:07,725 --> 00:40:09,193 There are going to be chicks, booze, 550 00:40:09,227 --> 00:40:12,129 cool music, all that stuff. 551 00:40:12,163 --> 00:40:15,691 So everyone's invited to my uncle's in the city, everyone. 552 00:40:20,438 --> 00:40:23,670 Listen, aren't you guys together anymore? 553 00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:25,301 He was starting to piss me off, 554 00:40:25,343 --> 00:40:29,075 going on and on with, "Baby, you're so fine." 555 00:40:29,113 --> 00:40:30,741 That sort of crap. 556 00:40:30,782 --> 00:40:33,650 None of them is good enough for you anymore, huh? 557 00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,306 Hey! 558 00:40:59,343 --> 00:41:00,333 Where's the boss? 559 00:41:00,378 --> 00:41:01,368 Hello, Mayor. 560 00:41:01,412 --> 00:41:02,436 Hello. 561 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,711 Where's the boss of the Americans? 562 00:41:04,749 --> 00:41:06,115 Hello, guys. 563 00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:07,413 Hello. 564 00:41:07,452 --> 00:41:08,681 It's in uniform. 565 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,688 I wanna talk to their boss. I'm the mayor. 566 00:41:10,721 --> 00:41:11,711 What's he saying? 567 00:41:11,756 --> 00:41:14,726 He wants to talk with your captain. 568 00:41:14,759 --> 00:41:15,783 The captain. 569 00:41:15,827 --> 00:41:18,228 The captain, go. 570 00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:23,296 Captain Jones! 571 00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:25,326 What kind of material is this? 572 00:41:25,369 --> 00:41:27,964 Well, I don't know the texture, but it feels good. 573 00:41:28,005 --> 00:41:29,132 Yeah? 574 00:41:29,173 --> 00:41:30,732 Oh, texture. 575 00:41:30,775 --> 00:41:33,142 Yeah, texture. 576 00:41:33,177 --> 00:41:34,338 You like it? 577 00:41:34,378 --> 00:41:35,539 Yeah. 578 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:38,209 Yeah, it's nice. 579 00:41:38,249 --> 00:41:41,117 You want one? 580 00:41:41,152 --> 00:41:42,643 Yeah. 581 00:41:45,656 --> 00:41:48,854 Welcome, welcome. 582 00:41:48,893 --> 00:41:50,486 I am very happy. 583 00:41:50,528 --> 00:41:54,260 Welcome in my village. 584 00:41:54,298 --> 00:41:55,357 It's okay. It's okay. 585 00:41:55,399 --> 00:41:56,799 I'll do the translating. 586 00:41:56,834 --> 00:41:58,769 Tell the colonel that... 587 00:41:58,803 --> 00:42:00,294 It's "captain." 588 00:42:00,338 --> 00:42:02,637 Tell the captain that we're very happy to invite him 589 00:42:02,673 --> 00:42:06,701 and the rest of the wonderful guests... 590 00:42:06,744 --> 00:42:08,007 He's happy to invite you 591 00:42:08,045 --> 00:42:10,071 and the rest of the wonderful guests... 592 00:42:10,114 --> 00:42:11,776 To celebrate the anniversary 593 00:42:11,816 --> 00:42:13,842 of our village tomorrow evening. 594 00:42:13,885 --> 00:42:18,289 At the anniversary party of the village tomorrow night. 595 00:42:18,322 --> 00:42:19,585 Tomorrow night? 596 00:42:19,624 --> 00:42:20,956 Well, thank you. 597 00:42:20,992 --> 00:42:22,051 We'll be long gone by then. 598 00:42:22,093 --> 00:42:23,254 Tomorrow night, you told him? 599 00:42:23,294 --> 00:42:24,557 Yeah, I told him. 600 00:42:24,595 --> 00:42:25,619 Yes. 601 00:42:25,663 --> 00:42:27,097 Welcome, welcome. 602 00:42:27,131 --> 00:42:28,121 Very kind of you, sir. 603 00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:29,532 Thank you. 604 00:42:29,567 --> 00:42:30,535 That's very sweet. 605 00:42:30,568 --> 00:42:33,356 Thank you. 606 00:42:38,075 --> 00:42:39,065 Here he is. 607 00:42:39,110 --> 00:42:40,100 Oh, hi. 608 00:42:40,144 --> 00:42:41,168 Mr. Mayor. 609 00:42:41,212 --> 00:42:42,646 Long time no see in these here parts. 610 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,615 Well, what can I do? I'm so damn busy. 611 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:46,083 You can see for yourself. 612 00:42:46,117 --> 00:42:48,552 I gotta... the stuff I asked you about, 613 00:42:48,586 --> 00:42:50,282 those sacks of cement, how's that going? 614 00:42:50,321 --> 00:42:51,653 Oh, it's been taken care of. 615 00:42:51,689 --> 00:42:53,214 I just need some guys to come by later on 616 00:42:53,257 --> 00:42:54,350 to go pick up the sacks. 617 00:42:54,392 --> 00:42:56,486 Praise the Lord. What's that I heard? 618 00:42:56,527 --> 00:42:58,962 The radio guy said you wanted to buy the factory. 619 00:42:58,996 --> 00:43:00,055 What's up with that? 620 00:43:00,097 --> 00:43:02,259 My daughter's all grown up now. 621 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:03,928 She needs a nice dowry, you see? 622 00:43:03,968 --> 00:43:05,095 Good for you. 623 00:43:05,136 --> 00:43:08,072 If she and Paul are getting along, well... 624 00:43:08,105 --> 00:43:12,008 let's get together one day, talk things over. 625 00:43:12,043 --> 00:43:14,012 Listen up, we're having a meeting 626 00:43:14,045 --> 00:43:15,308 at the village hall in an hour. 627 00:43:15,346 --> 00:43:16,336 Yes, Mr. Mayor. 628 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,871 It's the village anniversary. 629 00:43:17,915 --> 00:43:19,975 Wasn't that a month ago? 630 00:43:20,017 --> 00:43:22,418 So what if it was? 631 00:43:24,423 --> 00:43:26,858 Girl, that guy is so cute! 632 00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:38,262 Now, who keeps texting you, girl? 633 00:43:40,339 --> 00:43:41,637 Aw, girl! 634 00:43:45,277 --> 00:43:47,303 He kind of looks like Ricky Martin, doesn't he? 635 00:44:29,655 --> 00:44:30,816 Can you hear me? 636 00:44:30,856 --> 00:44:31,846 Yeah. 637 00:44:31,890 --> 00:44:33,017 You can. 638 00:44:33,058 --> 00:44:35,994 Good afternoon. 639 00:44:36,028 --> 00:44:38,691 Dear fellow villagers, as you well know, 640 00:44:38,730 --> 00:44:41,256 or as you may have heard or seen, 641 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,791 a train carrying American soldiers 642 00:44:42,834 --> 00:44:45,269 arrived in our village today. 643 00:44:45,304 --> 00:44:47,330 Apparently, from what Mr. Doiaru has told me, 644 00:44:47,372 --> 00:44:49,705 there are some paperwork issues in Bucharest. 645 00:44:49,741 --> 00:44:52,939 None of our business, anyway. 646 00:44:52,978 --> 00:44:55,038 So till the papers get sorted out, 647 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:59,450 it is our duty both as citizens and as good Christians, 648 00:44:59,484 --> 00:45:03,148 as God-fearing people 649 00:45:03,188 --> 00:45:09,458 to warmly welcome our guests from overseas. 650 00:45:09,494 --> 00:45:11,725 As far as village affairs go, 651 00:45:11,763 --> 00:45:15,530 the arrival of the Americans can only do us good, 652 00:45:15,567 --> 00:45:17,399 because, if we get publicity, 653 00:45:17,436 --> 00:45:20,338 we will draw new investors to our village. 654 00:45:20,372 --> 00:45:22,773 Yeah, so Doiaru can rip them off too. 655 00:45:28,714 --> 00:45:34,312 Not to mention that our guests are potential investors too. 656 00:45:34,353 --> 00:45:38,051 We will welcome them into our pubs and our hotels. 657 00:45:38,090 --> 00:45:40,355 And we'll all benefit from this. 658 00:45:40,392 --> 00:45:43,453 I'm hereby announcing the anniversary 659 00:45:43,495 --> 00:45:49,628 of our village's 100th year, tomorrow evening. 660 00:45:49,668 --> 00:45:51,193 Didn't we do that, already? 661 00:45:51,236 --> 00:45:53,637 I know we've done that already, but we're going to do it again. 662 00:45:53,672 --> 00:45:55,140 There's going to be barbecue, beer, 663 00:45:55,173 --> 00:45:57,301 everything it takes to make sure it comes out nice. 664 00:46:53,098 --> 00:46:54,657 And he keeps staring at her. 665 00:46:54,699 --> 00:46:57,134 So she's gulping down the food, and at some point the guy goes, 666 00:46:57,169 --> 00:46:59,161 "Ma'am, you eat like a sow." 667 00:46:59,204 --> 00:47:01,036 And she goes... 668 00:47:42,214 --> 00:47:45,616 Yes, honey. 669 00:47:45,650 --> 00:47:46,879 Okay, I'll call you back later. 670 00:47:46,918 --> 00:47:49,547 Something important has come up. 671 00:47:49,588 --> 00:47:52,148 - When did this come in? - Just now. 672 00:47:52,190 --> 00:47:53,317 So what do they want from me? 673 00:47:53,358 --> 00:47:55,020 Haven't got a clue. 674 00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:56,858 Well, send it over to Defense. 675 00:47:56,895 --> 00:47:58,193 See, it says here "urgent." 676 00:47:58,230 --> 00:48:00,995 Okay. 677 00:48:01,032 --> 00:48:03,501 And don't forget to call the NATO guys. 678 00:48:03,535 --> 00:48:06,266 Yeah, yeah. 679 00:48:06,304 --> 00:48:08,671 Tell them it's all going to be taken care of. 680 00:48:08,707 --> 00:48:11,506 Okay. 681 00:48:11,543 --> 00:48:12,977 It's not our problem. 682 00:48:13,011 --> 00:48:14,877 It's for the Ministry of Transportation. 683 00:48:22,487 --> 00:48:24,718 Yeah, we'll clear it up, 684 00:48:24,756 --> 00:48:26,782 but I don't think it's going to make it there today. 685 00:48:26,825 --> 00:48:28,487 But it'll be there tomorrow. 686 00:48:28,527 --> 00:48:29,995 Yes, good day, sir. 687 00:48:36,001 --> 00:48:39,096 Claudia, change the header so that I can sign it. 688 00:48:39,137 --> 00:48:40,298 Quickly! 689 00:48:52,389 --> 00:48:54,221 There's no more room! 690 00:48:54,257 --> 00:48:57,250 Go, go. 691 00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:11,859 "Day Two - The Village" 692 00:50:11,902 --> 00:50:14,269 And that's the story 693 00:50:14,304 --> 00:50:17,433 of the first black man I ever saw. 694 00:50:17,474 --> 00:50:21,206 I was but a boy back then, 695 00:50:21,244 --> 00:50:23,873 but I'll never forget how the simple countryman, 696 00:50:23,914 --> 00:50:29,012 the Romanian peasant, welcomed this stranger warmly. 697 00:50:29,052 --> 00:50:34,320 And we are all capable of such deeds, us Romanians. 698 00:50:34,357 --> 00:50:36,417 Mr. Mayor, what happened with the black guy? 699 00:50:36,459 --> 00:50:39,054 Well, you see, kids, 700 00:50:39,095 --> 00:50:42,190 at first, people didn't even realize he was American, 701 00:50:42,232 --> 00:50:45,725 because we know that black people live in Africa. 702 00:50:45,769 --> 00:50:48,500 Only afterwards did we find out that America's full of blacks. 703 00:50:48,538 --> 00:50:50,006 But in those days, 704 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,909 people didn't fear differences in appearance, so to speak. 705 00:50:53,944 --> 00:50:57,938 They offered the poor man shelter for two weeks 706 00:50:57,981 --> 00:51:00,450 until we chased the Germans away. 707 00:51:00,483 --> 00:51:03,681 But, meanwhile, the poor guy died, 708 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:09,660 because he was badly injured, 709 00:51:09,693 --> 00:51:13,460 and we didn't know how to cure him. 710 00:51:13,496 --> 00:51:14,794 Okay. 711 00:51:14,831 --> 00:51:18,529 Now let's talk a bit about the history of the USA, 712 00:51:18,568 --> 00:51:20,161 or, for short, America, 713 00:51:20,203 --> 00:51:23,298 or, even shorter, the USA. 714 00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:28,540 The country's capital is located in Washington. 715 00:51:28,578 --> 00:51:31,343 But that's not the largest city, you know. 716 00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:36,285 The largest cities are Los Angeles and New York, 717 00:51:36,319 --> 00:51:38,015 and so on. 718 00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:41,115 The country is made up of states, 719 00:51:41,157 --> 00:51:44,685 such as Texas, California. 720 00:51:44,728 --> 00:51:47,630 Anyway, just like our country is made up of counties 721 00:51:47,664 --> 00:51:53,433 such as Ilfov, Ialomita, Vaslui, Bacau, and so on. 722 00:51:53,470 --> 00:51:57,100 The country's economy relies on... 723 00:51:57,140 --> 00:51:58,938 Seduction. 724 00:51:58,975 --> 00:52:00,807 It's all about seduction. 725 00:52:00,844 --> 00:52:02,870 Sure, it also depends on what you wear. 726 00:52:02,912 --> 00:52:04,813 A short skirt and a big cleavage 727 00:52:04,848 --> 00:52:06,714 will always draw all eyes to you. 728 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:09,219 That's where intelligence comes in, 729 00:52:09,252 --> 00:52:11,653 namely, your demeanor. 730 00:52:11,688 --> 00:52:15,921 My advice is that you be... 731 00:52:15,959 --> 00:52:20,329 Open, but without giving in to their first offer. 732 00:52:20,363 --> 00:52:24,596 This is the time for us to speak up without fear, 733 00:52:24,634 --> 00:52:29,163 to tell them what we really want and who we are. 734 00:52:29,205 --> 00:52:30,696 That's right. 735 00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:34,142 I want us to hold a civilized protest tonight 736 00:52:34,177 --> 00:52:36,612 at the mayor's party. 737 00:52:36,646 --> 00:52:38,342 Now, you're all going to bring banners. 738 00:52:38,381 --> 00:52:42,318 We're going to write down clearly what we want. 739 00:52:42,352 --> 00:52:45,845 That is, "Give us our money," 740 00:52:45,889 --> 00:52:47,881 "You thieves," "We want to work!" 741 00:52:47,924 --> 00:52:51,224 "We're hungry," and so on. 742 00:53:41,096 --> 00:53:44,931 Good morning, dear listeners of this wonderful community. 743 00:53:44,966 --> 00:53:47,060 To honor the event that all of you 744 00:53:47,102 --> 00:53:49,003 have certainly heard about, 745 00:53:49,037 --> 00:53:53,600 we're kicking off a program of musical bonding, so to speak, 746 00:53:53,642 --> 00:53:59,309 with Romanian music and sweet American songs for the soul, 747 00:53:59,347 --> 00:54:01,475 meant to bring us a bit of warmth, 748 00:54:01,516 --> 00:54:05,214 not that it's not hot enough. 749 00:54:05,253 --> 00:54:09,213 What I mean is the warmth in our hearts and souls. 750 00:54:12,961 --> 00:54:14,429 Right. 751 00:54:14,462 --> 00:54:18,729 On the other hand, a well-informed citizen 752 00:54:18,767 --> 00:54:22,204 was kind enough to inform us this whole village anniversary, 753 00:54:22,237 --> 00:54:25,366 which is actually made up, 754 00:54:25,407 --> 00:54:29,936 is closely connected to our mayor's wish 755 00:54:29,978 --> 00:54:32,812 to raise some money for the local budget. 756 00:54:32,847 --> 00:54:34,713 They say that the budget has been depleted 757 00:54:34,749 --> 00:54:37,082 of some massive sums. 758 00:54:37,118 --> 00:54:40,179 Moving on, I have here a list of musical requests. 759 00:54:40,221 --> 00:54:42,156 I will begin reading them now. 760 00:54:46,227 --> 00:54:48,196 Mihai. 761 00:54:48,229 --> 00:54:50,095 Monica. 762 00:54:50,131 --> 00:54:52,430 I noticed you like Monica. 763 00:54:52,467 --> 00:54:54,095 You don't stand a chance, for sure. 764 00:54:54,135 --> 00:54:58,573 She's only gone steady with the coolest guys around. 765 00:54:58,606 --> 00:55:00,234 She got bored of them all. 766 00:55:00,275 --> 00:55:01,675 She was with Alex, the metal-head. 767 00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:03,008 He was one of them angry rockers. 768 00:55:03,044 --> 00:55:05,172 Then Mihai, the guy who graduated last year, 769 00:55:05,213 --> 00:55:06,476 my sister's crush. 770 00:55:06,514 --> 00:55:08,813 Anyway, he went off to college in Bucharest. 771 00:55:08,850 --> 00:55:10,182 The end. 772 00:55:10,218 --> 00:55:11,880 She dumped that guy ages ago. 773 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,116 And yesterday she cut Paul loose. 774 00:55:14,155 --> 00:55:15,248 Come on, you pick him. 775 00:55:15,290 --> 00:55:16,519 I'm not picking that geek. 776 00:55:16,558 --> 00:55:21,656 We reshuffle the teams, and I'll pick him, man. 777 00:55:21,696 --> 00:55:24,063 Dude, check out your team. 778 00:55:24,099 --> 00:55:25,260 You take him. 779 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:27,496 Andrei, move it. 780 00:55:27,535 --> 00:55:29,504 You're on his team. 781 00:55:29,537 --> 00:55:31,802 We're taking the other one, okay? 782 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,776 Come on, you've got a killer team. 783 00:55:38,747 --> 00:55:40,215 Move it! 784 00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:53,688 Come on, pass it! 785 00:55:53,728 --> 00:55:56,562 You passed it to this dweeb? 786 00:55:56,598 --> 00:55:58,999 He can't even move his feet! 787 00:55:59,033 --> 00:56:01,935 And he's playing in his PJs too! 788 00:56:05,073 --> 00:56:07,065 Come on, girls! Put everywhere! 789 00:56:26,361 --> 00:56:27,624 Yo, Mihai! 790 00:56:27,662 --> 00:56:29,631 Get it over with those lights, already, will you? 791 00:56:34,536 --> 00:56:37,563 Well, those lights... 792 00:56:41,209 --> 00:56:42,734 Don't touch! 793 00:56:42,777 --> 00:56:44,712 Leave them like this! 794 00:56:54,561 --> 00:56:55,961 Bless you. 795 00:56:55,996 --> 00:57:00,593 Doiaru, you should really take something for your allergy. 796 00:57:00,634 --> 00:57:05,572 Dear Vasile, I've got something I want to ask of you. 797 00:57:05,605 --> 00:57:06,732 Anything, Mr. Doiaru. 798 00:57:06,773 --> 00:57:10,608 I've got it covered. Go ahead. 799 00:57:10,644 --> 00:57:13,842 Well, there's this gang of gypsies. 800 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:18,545 They really get my goat. 801 00:57:18,585 --> 00:57:20,747 Every day they're out stealing from freight trains, 802 00:57:20,787 --> 00:57:22,915 there, by the turn. 803 00:57:22,956 --> 00:57:24,515 You could have your men guard them. 804 00:57:24,557 --> 00:57:27,220 They get so bored anyway. I got it. 805 00:57:27,260 --> 00:57:29,252 Listen, Doiaru, we've known each other for ages. 806 00:57:29,296 --> 00:57:30,594 What's with these Americans? 807 00:57:30,630 --> 00:57:32,861 I'm not saying it's a bad thing, 808 00:57:32,899 --> 00:57:39,203 but the mayor is out throwing parties and all... 809 00:57:39,239 --> 00:57:40,673 Well, if they don't have the papers, 810 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:42,175 what am I supposed to do about it? 811 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:45,406 Just because they're American they think they can outsmart us? 812 00:57:45,445 --> 00:57:48,574 Like we're Romanians, so we're all morons, or what? 813 00:57:48,615 --> 00:57:52,347 They have to obey the law. 814 00:57:52,385 --> 00:57:53,978 Hey, Stelica, watch it. 815 00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:56,251 Boss, boss. 816 00:57:58,358 --> 00:57:59,451 What's up? 817 00:57:59,492 --> 00:58:01,290 This is 1-7. 818 00:58:01,328 --> 00:58:03,297 I know, man. Go ahead. 819 00:58:03,330 --> 00:58:05,629 Hold on, it's for me. Go ahead! What's up? 820 00:58:05,665 --> 00:58:08,863 The mayor is calling you over to put up road blocks. 821 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,370 Come on, man, I started the barbecue. 822 00:58:10,403 --> 00:58:11,666 - You comin'? - Of course I am. 823 00:58:16,176 --> 00:58:17,610 Hello. 824 00:58:17,644 --> 00:58:20,045 I'll see you at the party. 825 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,309 Vasile, you're not gonna forget 826 00:58:21,348 --> 00:58:22,839 about that thing we discussed, okay? 827 00:58:22,882 --> 00:58:26,250 Of course not. Didn't I tell you already? 828 00:58:26,286 --> 00:58:27,686 Yes? 829 00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:32,022 He wants to know if those customs papers have arrived. 830 00:58:32,058 --> 00:58:34,050 No, nothing's come in. 831 00:58:43,670 --> 00:58:47,437 I'm breaking regulations here, sir, 832 00:58:47,474 --> 00:58:53,380 but if there's anything I can do to compensate you financially, 833 00:58:53,413 --> 00:58:56,815 I'd be happy to arrange it. 834 00:58:56,850 --> 00:58:59,217 What, you're offering money? 835 00:58:59,252 --> 00:59:01,687 I have a deadline to meet. 836 00:59:01,721 --> 00:59:05,886 Now, I can pay you out in U.S. currency, 837 00:59:05,925 --> 00:59:10,090 and we can just facilitate my departure. 838 00:59:12,532 --> 00:59:15,024 How much? 839 00:59:15,068 --> 00:59:17,333 I can pay you $2,000 U.S., sir. 840 00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:26,670 Tell the man I don't take bribes. 841 00:59:26,713 --> 00:59:28,147 What, you think if we're in Romania, 842 00:59:28,181 --> 00:59:29,479 you can buy us out just like that? 843 00:59:29,516 --> 00:59:30,677 Third-world country, right? 844 00:59:30,717 --> 00:59:31,776 What's he saying? 845 00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:33,548 He don't want to take your money. 846 00:59:44,597 --> 00:59:47,226 I really think one phone call 847 00:59:47,267 --> 00:59:50,396 on behalf of your own Ministry of Transport, sir, 848 00:59:50,437 --> 00:59:51,564 that's not breaking the law. 849 00:59:51,604 --> 00:59:53,573 - No. - No. 850 00:59:53,606 --> 00:59:54,869 I don't call nobody. 851 00:59:54,908 --> 00:59:58,208 It's not my job. Sorry. 852 00:59:58,244 --> 01:00:00,941 Whose job is it, sir? 853 01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:04,075 Well, not my job. 854 01:00:04,117 --> 01:00:05,210 Sorry. 855 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:11,484 Let's get headquarters on the line here. 856 01:00:24,904 --> 01:00:30,104 It's... well, I think it's here. 857 01:00:34,781 --> 01:00:36,943 So we're stuck in a fold of the map 858 01:00:36,983 --> 01:00:38,747 in the middle of Romania? 859 01:00:38,785 --> 01:00:43,348 I mean, how much more stuck can stuck be than this? 860 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:46,852 I beg your pardon, Corporal? 861 01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:53,666 Sir, I think the men would like your permission 862 01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:57,137 to attend the mayor's party. 863 01:01:02,709 --> 01:01:04,803 All right, set a perimeter here as you see fit. 864 01:01:04,844 --> 01:01:06,938 Make it a 360. 865 01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:08,073 Dismissed! 866 01:01:08,114 --> 01:01:09,878 Thank you, sir. 867 01:01:12,886 --> 01:01:15,253 Hey, Sergeant. 868 01:01:15,288 --> 01:01:17,382 Sit down here. 869 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,250 You have... 870 01:01:21,294 --> 01:01:23,286 Belt, I'll fix it for you. 871 01:01:25,732 --> 01:01:27,598 Sit down. 872 01:01:36,075 --> 01:01:38,169 You only know that I delegate responsibility 873 01:01:38,211 --> 01:01:40,510 so you can achieve authority. 874 01:01:40,547 --> 01:01:42,675 Correct? 875 01:01:42,715 --> 01:01:44,775 I appreciate that, sir. 876 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,789 What would you do right now... 877 01:01:50,823 --> 01:01:52,621 in my position? 878 01:01:54,928 --> 01:01:58,160 I think it would be a positive gesture 879 01:01:58,198 --> 01:01:59,427 under the circumstances 880 01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:03,061 if you attended the party as well. 881 01:02:03,102 --> 01:02:05,037 So you don't think I should put my chevrons back on 882 01:02:05,071 --> 01:02:06,801 and maybe fire a shot over the bow here? 883 01:02:06,839 --> 01:02:07,863 Shit, no. 884 01:02:07,907 --> 01:02:11,344 Sir, I...we have to use diplomacy, sir. 885 01:02:11,377 --> 01:02:13,710 We have to? 886 01:02:13,746 --> 01:02:15,078 You're the C.O., sir. 887 01:02:15,114 --> 01:02:16,412 Of course. 888 01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:23,388 Have fun. 889 01:02:23,423 --> 01:02:25,449 Thank you, sir. 890 01:02:35,702 --> 01:02:39,400 Yo, Marin, you're so snazzy, girl! 891 01:02:39,439 --> 01:02:43,535 Hey, suck my dick. 892 01:02:43,576 --> 01:02:44,942 Yes. 893 01:02:44,978 --> 01:02:46,776 I came to take the Americans to the party. 894 01:02:46,813 --> 01:02:48,475 - Yeah? - Yeah. 895 01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:50,107 Hold on, I'll go tell them. 896 01:03:04,082 --> 01:03:06,847 Good evening! Please, Captain. 897 01:03:06,885 --> 01:03:09,047 Please, please. 898 01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:11,989 It's my wife, my wife, Ana. 899 01:03:12,023 --> 01:03:14,993 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 900 01:03:15,026 --> 01:03:17,018 Sit down. 901 01:03:26,204 --> 01:03:29,038 He's Father Nicolae. 902 01:03:29,073 --> 01:03:31,474 My deputy! 903 01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:36,678 Soda, Mayor? 904 01:03:36,714 --> 01:03:39,707 Oh, give me a break! 905 01:04:00,271 --> 01:04:02,069 Where are you? 906 01:04:02,106 --> 01:04:06,441 Here you go, come on. 907 01:04:06,477 --> 01:04:08,469 Leave me alone. 908 01:04:10,949 --> 01:04:14,215 - Mr. Mayor, God bless you. - God bless. 909 01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:27,497 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 910 01:04:27,532 --> 01:04:31,196 honorable community officials, dear fellow villagers. 911 01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:34,672 I have the utmost pleasure and honor 912 01:04:34,706 --> 01:04:38,404 to bid you all welcome to the anniversary of our village. 913 01:04:38,443 --> 01:04:42,972 This year, we are privileged to have among us 914 01:04:43,014 --> 01:04:45,950 a few distinguished guests from abroad, 915 01:04:45,984 --> 01:04:47,111 who have come all the way 916 01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:49,416 from the United States of America! 917 01:04:58,396 --> 01:04:59,887 Welcome, welcome! 918 01:05:06,437 --> 01:05:10,932 This being said, let's have some Romanian fun! 919 01:05:39,971 --> 01:05:41,132 Change the station already. 920 01:05:41,172 --> 01:05:44,074 I've had enough of this asshole. 921 01:05:53,584 --> 01:05:55,678 You tell me, how can anyone not hate these Americans? 922 01:06:21,161 --> 01:06:22,652 Hello. 923 01:06:22,696 --> 01:06:23,720 Yes. 924 01:06:23,764 --> 01:06:25,960 No, I can't hear you. 925 01:06:25,999 --> 01:06:27,262 Hello? 926 01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:28,290 I can't hear you. 927 01:06:28,335 --> 01:06:30,463 Speak up, please! 928 01:06:30,504 --> 01:06:33,269 Yes, hello. 929 01:06:33,306 --> 01:06:34,604 Who's there? 930 01:06:34,641 --> 01:06:36,439 Yes, yes, hello, Minister. 931 01:06:39,046 --> 01:06:40,241 Yes, yes, hello, Minister. 932 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,908 Yes, they're right here with us. 933 01:06:41,948 --> 01:06:44,110 We're at a party. 934 01:06:44,151 --> 01:06:46,450 Yes, yes. 935 01:06:49,623 --> 01:06:52,149 No. 936 01:06:52,192 --> 01:06:55,424 That's not up to me, sir. 937 01:06:55,462 --> 01:06:57,727 Well, see, 938 01:06:57,764 --> 01:07:00,734 the station is administered by the Romanian Railway Company. 939 01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:03,032 And the man in charge of the station is Mr. Doiaru. 940 01:07:27,894 --> 01:07:31,387 Yes, but I promise you that I'll make sure 941 01:07:31,431 --> 01:07:36,096 their stay here will be hassle-free. 942 01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:38,162 Good-bye! 943 01:07:40,307 --> 01:07:41,775 I just got a call from the Minister. 944 01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:24,846 Good evening! 945 01:08:24,885 --> 01:08:27,047 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 946 01:08:32,292 --> 01:08:34,193 It is my great pleasure to introduce to you 947 01:08:34,227 --> 01:08:38,892 the instrumental music group, Band of the Universe. 948 01:08:38,932 --> 01:08:42,096 Together with yours truly, Nicky Priceless, 949 01:08:42,135 --> 01:08:45,128 the ambassador of traditional music, 950 01:08:45,172 --> 01:08:46,765 we're inviting you to dance. 951 01:08:46,806 --> 01:08:48,399 Trade Romale! 952 01:09:11,231 --> 01:09:12,722 It's one for the money 953 01:09:12,766 --> 01:09:13,756 Two for the show 954 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,768 Three to get ready 955 01:09:14,801 --> 01:09:16,133 Now, go, cat, go 956 01:09:16,169 --> 01:09:20,937 Don't you step on my blue suede shoes 957 01:09:20,974 --> 01:09:22,101 You can do anything 958 01:09:22,142 --> 01:09:25,806 But lay off my blue suede shoes 959 01:09:25,845 --> 01:09:26,869 Well, knock me down 960 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,074 Step on my face 961 01:09:28,114 --> 01:09:30,481 Slander my name all over the place 962 01:09:30,517 --> 01:09:32,782 Do anything that you want to do 963 01:09:32,819 --> 01:09:35,186 But uh-uh, honey, lay off my shoes 964 01:09:35,222 --> 01:09:39,626 Don't you step on my gypsy shoes 965 01:09:39,659 --> 01:09:40,752 Well, you can do anything 966 01:09:40,794 --> 01:09:44,196 But lay off of my blue suede shoes 967 01:09:44,231 --> 01:09:46,700 Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 968 01:09:46,733 --> 01:09:51,171 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 969 01:09:51,238 --> 01:09:53,537 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 970 01:09:53,573 --> 01:09:54,700 Well, you can do anything 971 01:09:54,741 --> 01:09:58,371 But lay off of my blue suede shoes 972 01:09:58,411 --> 01:10:02,542 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 973 01:10:02,616 --> 01:10:07,111 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 974 01:10:07,187 --> 01:10:08,314 Well, you can do anything 975 01:10:08,355 --> 01:10:10,256 But lay off of my blue suede shoes 976 01:10:35,682 --> 01:10:36,809 Well, you can do anything 977 01:10:36,850 --> 01:10:40,184 But lay off of my blue suede shoes 978 01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:45,046 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 979 01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:49,188 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 980 01:10:49,262 --> 01:10:50,389 Well, you can do anything 981 01:10:50,430 --> 01:10:53,889 But lay off of my blue suede shoes 982 01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:58,291 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 983 01:10:58,371 --> 01:11:02,627 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 984 01:11:02,709 --> 01:11:03,836 Well, you can do anything 985 01:11:03,877 --> 01:11:07,814 But lay off of my blue suede shoes 986 01:11:13,086 --> 01:11:14,452 Great party. 987 01:11:30,670 --> 01:11:34,402 My blue suede shoes 988 01:11:34,441 --> 01:11:36,069 Want to dance? 989 01:11:37,644 --> 01:11:42,868 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 990 01:11:42,949 --> 01:11:46,943 Blue, blue, blue, blue suede shoes 991 01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:48,147 Well, you can do anything 992 01:11:48,188 --> 01:11:50,817 But lay off of my blue suede shoes 993 01:11:52,359 --> 01:12:00,324 The next song is dedicated to all the lovers, 994 01:12:00,367 --> 01:12:04,065 for the beautiful lovers, who really love. 995 01:12:04,104 --> 01:12:08,235 But especially to Stana. 996 01:12:08,274 --> 01:12:11,506 She knows why. 997 01:12:11,544 --> 01:12:14,139 I love you, princess! 998 01:12:20,453 --> 01:12:22,820 Love me tender 999 01:12:22,856 --> 01:12:25,416 Love me sweet 1000 01:12:25,458 --> 01:12:29,395 Never let me go 1001 01:12:29,429 --> 01:12:33,958 You have made my life complete 1002 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:37,960 And I love you so 1003 01:12:38,004 --> 01:12:40,337 Love me tender 1004 01:12:40,373 --> 01:12:42,569 Love me true 1005 01:12:42,609 --> 01:12:46,876 All my dreams fulfilled 1006 01:12:46,913 --> 01:12:50,975 For, my darling, I love you 1007 01:12:51,017 --> 01:12:55,455 And I always will 1008 01:12:55,488 --> 01:12:57,514 Love me tender 1009 01:12:57,557 --> 01:12:58,525 Love me true 1010 01:12:58,558 --> 01:13:01,153 Excuse me, you dance? 1011 01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:06,425 You dance? 1012 01:13:09,335 --> 01:13:12,430 Yes, of course. 1013 01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:13,496 Love me tender 1014 01:13:13,540 --> 01:13:14,564 Come. 1015 01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:16,576 Love me long 1016 01:13:16,609 --> 01:13:20,068 Take me to your heart 1017 01:13:21,282 --> 01:13:24,150 You go ahead and translate for the gentleman. 1018 01:13:24,185 --> 01:13:26,586 I'm very glad you're here 1019 01:13:26,621 --> 01:13:29,318 and that you've joined this party of ours, 1020 01:13:29,357 --> 01:13:31,588 the humble servants of God. 1021 01:13:31,626 --> 01:13:33,026 Thank you. 1022 01:13:33,060 --> 01:13:36,758 We are very, very happy that you are here in our village, 1023 01:13:36,797 --> 01:13:39,562 and we are very happy that you are at this party. 1024 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:40,590 Thank you. 1025 01:13:40,635 --> 01:13:42,297 This party is for you. 1026 01:13:42,336 --> 01:13:43,736 Thank you. 1027 01:13:43,771 --> 01:13:48,402 By the way, what's your hometown? 1028 01:13:48,442 --> 01:13:51,435 What city in America? 1029 01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:52,777 Where are you from, from America? 1030 01:13:52,813 --> 01:13:53,803 What town? 1031 01:13:53,848 --> 01:13:54,838 Right now, Bend. 1032 01:13:54,882 --> 01:13:57,738 Bend, Oregon. 1033 01:13:57,818 --> 01:14:00,549 I realized we've got the opportunity 1034 01:14:00,588 --> 01:14:02,784 to twin our villages. 1035 01:14:02,823 --> 01:14:06,817 I mean, our towns, I mean, our communities, 1036 01:14:06,861 --> 01:14:10,889 to become twins. 1037 01:14:10,931 --> 01:14:16,427 The mayor thinks that it will be good that your town, Bent, 1038 01:14:16,470 --> 01:14:17,995 and our town, Capalnita, 1039 01:14:18,039 --> 01:14:21,908 Capalnita and Bent, brothers, twins. 1040 01:14:21,942 --> 01:14:24,502 Capalnita and Bend, twin towns. 1041 01:14:24,545 --> 01:14:25,535 Twin towns, brothers. 1042 01:14:25,579 --> 01:14:26,740 Yes, yes. 1043 01:14:26,781 --> 01:14:29,444 Does he understand that we're here... 1044 01:14:29,483 --> 01:14:33,113 we're trying to stop the bombing in Serbia? 1045 01:14:35,289 --> 01:14:37,451 Love me tender 1046 01:14:37,491 --> 01:14:39,551 Love me true 1047 01:14:39,593 --> 01:14:43,325 All my dreams fulfilled 1048 01:14:43,364 --> 01:14:47,768 For, my darling, I love you 1049 01:14:47,802 --> 01:14:50,897 And I always will 1050 01:14:58,112 --> 01:14:59,671 The train that I have here... 1051 01:14:59,714 --> 01:15:00,704 Yes, the train! 1052 01:15:00,748 --> 01:15:01,841 It's carrying equipment, 1053 01:15:01,882 --> 01:15:04,579 strategic communications equipment for NATO. 1054 01:15:04,618 --> 01:15:06,450 Do you know NATO? 1055 01:15:06,487 --> 01:15:07,477 No. 1056 01:15:07,521 --> 01:15:10,491 NATO, NATO. 1057 01:15:10,524 --> 01:15:12,584 We could save lives. 1058 01:15:12,626 --> 01:15:14,857 I think he's got other business to take care of. 1059 01:15:14,895 --> 01:15:16,022 That's what he means. 1060 01:15:16,063 --> 01:15:19,363 I want to continue this conversation, okay? 1061 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:20,766 I'm gonna be back, all right? 1062 01:15:20,801 --> 01:15:21,791 He's going to be back. 1063 01:15:21,836 --> 01:15:22,826 But I thank you. 1064 01:15:22,870 --> 01:15:24,498 Thank you for having me. 1065 01:15:24,538 --> 01:15:25,665 Thank you, okay? 1066 01:15:25,706 --> 01:15:29,165 We're gonna continue to talk, okay? 1067 01:15:29,210 --> 01:15:33,170 All my dreams fulfilled 1068 01:15:33,214 --> 01:15:37,174 For, my darling, I love you 1069 01:15:37,218 --> 01:15:41,087 And I always will 1070 01:15:41,122 --> 01:15:43,182 Love me tender 1071 01:15:43,224 --> 01:15:45,125 Love me true 1072 01:15:45,159 --> 01:15:49,062 All my dreams fulfilled 1073 01:15:49,096 --> 01:15:53,227 For, my darling, I love you 1074 01:15:53,267 --> 01:15:56,533 And I always will 1075 01:16:05,012 --> 01:16:06,571 Love me tender 1076 01:16:06,614 --> 01:16:08,048 What's your name? 1077 01:16:11,685 --> 01:16:13,677 Yes. 1078 01:16:18,559 --> 01:16:20,721 So you don't speak any English, right? 1079 01:16:25,366 --> 01:16:28,063 Español? 1080 01:16:28,135 --> 01:16:29,535 - Español, really? - Español, yeah. 1081 01:16:29,570 --> 01:16:30,594 - You speak Spanish? - Si. 1082 01:16:30,638 --> 01:16:31,799 Rodriguez speaks Spanish. 1083 01:16:31,839 --> 01:16:32,863 Roddy! 1084 01:16:44,985 --> 01:16:47,284 Love me tender 1085 01:16:47,321 --> 01:16:49,881 Love me true 1086 01:16:49,924 --> 01:16:53,224 All my dreams fulfilled 1087 01:16:53,260 --> 01:16:54,558 B from Bogdan! 1088 01:16:54,595 --> 01:16:59,033 Jackpot, B from Bogdan! 1089 01:16:59,066 --> 01:17:02,400 "As long as your bed is warm, your dish may as well be cold." 1090 01:17:23,424 --> 01:17:25,416 Hello? 1091 01:17:28,829 --> 01:17:30,161 Hello. 1092 01:17:33,801 --> 01:17:35,667 I could use your help. 1093 01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:40,638 Come in. 1094 01:17:40,674 --> 01:17:42,666 Thanks. 1095 01:17:46,747 --> 01:17:48,375 Sit down. 1096 01:17:48,415 --> 01:17:49,405 No, thanks. 1097 01:17:49,450 --> 01:17:53,945 Hey, this is a genuine import. 1098 01:17:53,988 --> 01:17:56,822 Do you like cigars? 1099 01:17:56,857 --> 01:17:58,155 Want eat? 1100 01:17:58,192 --> 01:17:59,353 What? 1101 01:17:59,393 --> 01:18:00,986 Want eat? 1102 01:18:01,028 --> 01:18:02,052 Want it? 1103 01:18:02,096 --> 01:18:03,064 Want eat? 1104 01:18:03,097 --> 01:18:04,429 Eat? No, no, no. 1105 01:18:04,465 --> 01:18:06,457 Go ahead. 1106 01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:16,104 Cheers. 1107 01:18:16,143 --> 01:18:18,271 Sa-na-ta-te. 1108 01:18:18,312 --> 01:18:20,838 Cheers. 1109 01:18:26,487 --> 01:18:29,116 Whoa. 1110 01:18:29,156 --> 01:18:31,148 There you go. 1111 01:18:42,202 --> 01:18:44,034 Nice, huh? 1112 01:18:44,071 --> 01:18:46,939 Now, tell me. 1113 01:18:46,974 --> 01:18:48,738 What? 1114 01:18:48,776 --> 01:18:52,440 What's wrong with Bill Clinton? 1115 01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:56,610 Letting Monica suck his dick in the White House. 1116 01:18:56,650 --> 01:18:58,084 Come on, this is stupid. 1117 01:18:58,118 --> 01:19:00,280 I know what you mean. 1118 01:19:00,321 --> 01:19:03,689 Excuse me. 1119 01:19:03,724 --> 01:19:06,694 And you go to bomb people for Bill Clinton? 1120 01:19:06,727 --> 01:19:10,278 Yes. 1121 01:19:10,364 --> 01:19:11,957 That's him on the phone. 1122 01:19:15,636 --> 01:19:17,502 Dear sir, I can't break the law. 1123 01:19:17,538 --> 01:19:19,268 The law is crystal clear. 1124 01:19:19,306 --> 01:19:20,968 I have to check the papers for every train. 1125 01:19:21,008 --> 01:19:24,103 In this case, the customs documents are required. 1126 01:19:24,144 --> 01:19:27,308 For instance, how do I know they're not carrying 1127 01:19:27,348 --> 01:19:32,286 drugs or something, God forbid? 1128 01:19:32,319 --> 01:19:35,153 Sure, I'll take your word for it, 1129 01:19:35,189 --> 01:19:37,021 but the law is clear. 1130 01:19:37,057 --> 01:19:38,719 I have to check the papers for every train. 1131 01:19:38,759 --> 01:19:43,322 In this case... 1132 01:19:43,364 --> 01:19:45,458 But why are you asking me to break the law? 1133 01:19:45,499 --> 01:19:47,024 Are you gonna sign me a paper 1134 01:19:47,067 --> 01:19:50,504 so I can let them go without documents? 1135 01:19:50,537 --> 01:19:51,664 It's about your papers. 1136 01:19:54,575 --> 01:19:56,476 Do you have my fax number? 1137 01:19:56,510 --> 01:19:58,479 I'll give it to you. 1138 01:19:58,512 --> 01:20:00,413 When you have the papers, send them right away. 1139 01:20:17,152 --> 01:20:19,121 I don't know how to speak to you. 1140 01:20:24,993 --> 01:20:29,260 Okay, say something in Romanian. 1141 01:20:29,297 --> 01:20:30,356 Romania? 1142 01:20:30,398 --> 01:20:31,388 Romania. 1143 01:20:31,433 --> 01:20:33,197 Say something... 1144 01:20:33,235 --> 01:20:36,694 say something Romanian. 1145 01:20:36,738 --> 01:20:38,730 What about Romania? 1146 01:20:48,884 --> 01:20:50,716 - Hello! - Hello! 1147 01:20:50,752 --> 01:20:52,516 - I'm Maria. - Hello, Maria. 1148 01:20:52,554 --> 01:20:53,817 Nice to meet you. How are you? 1149 01:20:53,855 --> 01:20:55,084 I am good. How are you? 1150 01:20:55,123 --> 01:20:56,648 Very good. 1151 01:20:56,691 --> 01:20:58,523 It's good to meet you. 1152 01:20:58,560 --> 01:20:59,892 You speak English, for one thing. 1153 01:20:59,928 --> 01:21:01,396 Yes, I learned in school a little bit. 1154 01:21:01,429 --> 01:21:03,022 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. 1155 01:21:03,064 --> 01:21:04,396 Where did you go to school? 1156 01:21:04,432 --> 01:21:05,957 Here, here, in the village. 1157 01:21:06,001 --> 01:21:07,799 Oh, really? Oh, then they... 1158 01:21:07,836 --> 01:21:10,704 well, that's good to find out. 1159 01:21:10,739 --> 01:21:12,401 Okay, well, it was nice... 1160 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:14,272 - Bye. - Bye. 1161 01:21:16,645 --> 01:21:18,841 I'll be waiting for the papers. 1162 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,180 Good-bye. 1163 01:21:22,217 --> 01:21:25,483 So? 1164 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,421 They'll send the documents? 1165 01:21:27,455 --> 01:21:28,946 Yes, I think. 1166 01:21:28,990 --> 01:21:30,253 You think? 1167 01:21:33,461 --> 01:21:39,697 So why, Mr. Jones... 1168 01:21:39,734 --> 01:21:41,293 Captain. 1169 01:21:41,336 --> 01:21:42,463 I'm a captain. 1170 01:21:42,504 --> 01:21:43,972 - I'm sorry. - That's all right. 1171 01:21:44,005 --> 01:21:45,974 Captain Jones. 1172 01:21:46,007 --> 01:21:50,377 So why did they send you with this train? 1173 01:21:50,412 --> 01:21:53,871 Classified information, sir. 1174 01:21:53,915 --> 01:21:55,076 I know what's on the train. 1175 01:21:55,116 --> 01:21:57,108 It's radar to spy on the Serbs. 1176 01:21:57,152 --> 01:21:59,212 But why did they send you? 1177 01:21:59,254 --> 01:22:02,418 I'm in military intelligence, sir. 1178 01:22:02,457 --> 01:22:04,585 It's called communications. 1179 01:22:04,626 --> 01:22:07,494 Communications. 1180 01:22:07,529 --> 01:22:09,088 Telephones and things? 1181 01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:12,430 Well, I think we're little more sophisticated than telephones. 1182 01:22:12,467 --> 01:22:14,163 But you are not a real soldier? 1183 01:22:14,202 --> 01:22:16,865 No, I am a real solider. 1184 01:22:16,905 --> 01:22:18,271 Oh. 1185 01:22:18,306 --> 01:22:22,232 Okay. 1186 01:22:22,310 --> 01:22:25,041 You know, I understand you got to show who's boss around here. 1187 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:27,345 That's okay with me. 1188 01:22:27,382 --> 01:22:29,214 I just got a train I got to keep moving, you know. 1189 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:31,310 And I think we waited now. 1190 01:22:31,353 --> 01:22:33,413 I think we've waited long enough. 1191 01:22:33,455 --> 01:22:36,914 You know what, Jones? 1192 01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:40,554 I wait for the Americans to come much time 1193 01:22:40,595 --> 01:22:43,394 to save us from Germans, Russians, Communists, 1194 01:22:43,431 --> 01:22:45,491 Ceausescu. 1195 01:22:45,533 --> 01:22:48,162 It's funny that you come here, finally. 1196 01:22:48,203 --> 01:22:49,227 Better later than never. 1197 01:22:49,270 --> 01:22:51,034 Yeah. 1198 01:22:52,807 --> 01:22:54,833 My friend, it's simple. 1199 01:22:54,876 --> 01:22:55,900 Papers, Americans go. 1200 01:22:55,944 --> 01:23:00,473 No papers, Americans don't go. 1201 01:23:00,515 --> 01:23:03,075 Understood. 1202 01:23:07,022 --> 01:23:08,422 Mr. Mayor! 1203 01:23:08,456 --> 01:23:09,890 Yes. 1204 01:23:09,924 --> 01:23:12,325 Unfortunately, the firecrackers aren't going to get here. 1205 01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:14,693 Shit! 1206 01:23:19,234 --> 01:23:20,827 What does that say? 1207 01:23:20,869 --> 01:23:22,531 What does the sign say? 1208 01:23:22,570 --> 01:23:25,506 It say, "Welcome." 1209 01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:26,508 "Welcome." 1210 01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:28,601 Thank you, thank you. 1211 01:23:28,643 --> 01:23:31,044 There was no need for you to cause a riot tonight. 1212 01:23:31,079 --> 01:23:35,016 The people are protesting peacefully, Mayor. 1213 01:23:35,050 --> 01:23:36,609 Andrei! 1214 01:23:36,651 --> 01:23:37,983 Andrei, where are you? 1215 01:23:38,019 --> 01:23:41,421 Go ahead and translate the signs. 1216 01:23:41,456 --> 01:23:44,688 "We are starving." 1217 01:23:44,726 --> 01:23:46,695 The food and the drinks are free only tonight. 1218 01:23:46,728 --> 01:23:49,664 Come on, sit down, and eat. 1219 01:23:49,698 --> 01:23:52,224 Come, sit! 1220 01:23:52,267 --> 01:23:54,202 Somebody get me some wine over here. 1221 01:23:55,670 --> 01:23:57,536 Come on! 1222 01:23:57,572 --> 01:23:59,598 Come, mister. 1223 01:23:59,641 --> 01:24:00,768 No, there's no problem. 1224 01:24:00,809 --> 01:24:03,779 Everything is okay. 1225 01:24:03,812 --> 01:24:04,973 Bring some wine over here! 1226 01:24:44,652 --> 01:24:48,316 Stop killing each other over nothing! 1227 01:24:48,356 --> 01:24:51,485 There's Doiaru, who's driven us bankrupt! 1228 01:24:51,526 --> 01:24:52,824 It's all his fault! 1229 01:24:52,861 --> 01:24:55,558 We're killing each other over nothing, people! 1230 01:25:05,039 --> 01:25:09,739 There's Doiaru, who's making us go bankrupt! 1231 01:25:13,849 --> 01:25:17,377 Man, my dad was the only one missing from this picture 1232 01:25:17,420 --> 01:25:19,082 with his bitter mug, 1233 01:25:19,121 --> 01:25:20,714 looking like he's the king of all morons. 1234 01:25:20,756 --> 01:25:21,849 Wow, he's so cute! 1235 01:25:21,891 --> 01:25:23,519 I'm such a sissy! 1236 01:25:23,559 --> 01:25:25,357 The first time he stuck his tongue in my mouth, 1237 01:25:25,394 --> 01:25:26,760 I started shaking. 1238 01:25:26,796 --> 01:25:29,891 Good thing he didn't stick anything else in there. 1239 01:25:29,932 --> 01:25:31,798 Man, school sucks big time. 1240 01:25:31,834 --> 01:25:33,632 They're making us learn Spanish with that cow 1241 01:25:33,669 --> 01:25:35,535 instead of English. 1242 01:25:35,571 --> 01:25:37,836 Who the hell learns Spanish these days? 1243 01:25:37,873 --> 01:25:40,342 El guapito que te ponga la lingua en la boca. 1244 01:25:40,376 --> 01:25:42,641 For once I meet a nice guy, not a redneck, 1245 01:25:42,678 --> 01:25:45,546 and I can't talk to him. 1246 01:25:45,581 --> 01:25:47,413 Did you see the way the mayor's brat butted in? 1247 01:25:47,450 --> 01:25:48,509 Did you see her? 1248 01:25:48,551 --> 01:25:49,951 What can I say to him? Nothing! 1249 01:25:49,985 --> 01:25:52,352 What can I tell an American? 1250 01:25:52,388 --> 01:25:54,050 You know who speaks English? 1251 01:25:54,090 --> 01:25:55,080 Who? 1252 01:25:55,124 --> 01:25:57,650 Andrei, that guy in our class. 1253 01:26:16,879 --> 01:26:20,281 Andrei, Doiaru's daughter is here to see you. 1254 01:26:20,316 --> 01:26:21,682 Can I come in? 1255 01:26:21,717 --> 01:26:22,707 Hello. 1256 01:26:22,752 --> 01:26:25,221 Tidy up a bit, will you? 1257 01:26:25,254 --> 01:26:26,552 It's okay. 1258 01:26:26,589 --> 01:26:29,457 Cool room. 1259 01:26:29,492 --> 01:26:34,760 Did you arrange it yourself? 1260 01:26:34,797 --> 01:26:38,632 Listen, Despina told me about your English lessons. 1261 01:26:38,667 --> 01:26:39,828 Is that true? 1262 01:26:39,869 --> 01:26:41,428 Yeah. 1263 01:26:41,470 --> 01:26:46,238 Actually, I had one with Mr. Nicoara this very afternoon. 1264 01:26:46,275 --> 01:26:47,675 He used to teach at our high school, 1265 01:26:47,710 --> 01:26:49,508 but now he's retired. 1266 01:26:49,545 --> 01:26:50,945 I'll give you his number. 1267 01:26:50,980 --> 01:26:51,970 No, no, no, no. 1268 01:26:52,014 --> 01:26:53,915 That's not what I meant. 1269 01:26:53,949 --> 01:26:59,286 I was thinking maybe you can help me out with something. 1270 01:27:01,791 --> 01:27:03,350 Cool, I've got one of these too. 1271 01:27:06,328 --> 01:27:08,820 And if the Russians get here, what are we gonna do? 1272 01:27:08,864 --> 01:27:11,060 What if the Americans get here first? 1273 01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:16,004 I hope we'll manage to keep this factory. 1274 01:27:16,038 --> 01:27:17,836 What was I supposed to do? 1275 01:27:17,873 --> 01:27:19,808 If I hadn't worked for the Germans, 1276 01:27:19,842 --> 01:27:22,038 I would've lost it three years ago. 1277 01:27:25,848 --> 01:27:28,613 I'm telling you, the Americans will be here today or tomorrow. 1278 01:27:31,554 --> 01:27:35,958 What are you doing? Eavesdropping on us? 1279 01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:28,778 "Day Three - Monica and David" 1280 01:28:46,896 --> 01:28:50,594 No glass for me, thank you. 1281 01:28:50,633 --> 01:28:51,896 Just the straw. 1282 01:29:06,148 --> 01:29:12,873 So... 1283 01:29:12,955 --> 01:29:17,587 What's your name? 1284 01:29:17,660 --> 01:29:19,925 Monica. 1285 01:29:19,962 --> 01:29:21,692 What's yours? 1286 01:29:21,730 --> 01:29:24,029 I'm David. 1287 01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:35,239 How old are you? 1288 01:29:35,311 --> 01:29:37,371 18. 1289 01:29:37,413 --> 01:29:40,815 You tell him I'm 18. 1290 01:29:40,849 --> 01:29:44,251 She says she's 18, but she's not yet. 1291 01:29:48,557 --> 01:29:51,755 All right. 1292 01:29:51,794 --> 01:29:54,889 What do you do in life? 1293 01:29:54,930 --> 01:29:58,094 Do you have a job, go to school? 1294 01:29:58,133 --> 01:30:02,036 Yes, we both are colleagues in the same high school. 1295 01:30:02,071 --> 01:30:03,061 Last year. 1296 01:30:03,105 --> 01:30:04,903 What's he saying? 1297 01:30:04,940 --> 01:30:06,533 He asked what you do, 1298 01:30:06,575 --> 01:30:09,170 and I told him we're classmates. 1299 01:30:09,211 --> 01:30:11,737 And what does he do? 1300 01:30:11,780 --> 01:30:13,806 Isn't it obvious? 1301 01:30:13,849 --> 01:30:17,581 So what? Ask him anyway. 1302 01:30:17,619 --> 01:30:19,588 What do you do? 1303 01:30:19,621 --> 01:30:23,888 I mean, how come you're in the Army? 1304 01:30:23,926 --> 01:30:26,657 Marines. 1305 01:30:26,695 --> 01:30:31,565 It's a long story. 1306 01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:34,069 It's kind of a long story. 1307 01:30:34,103 --> 01:30:40,270 But I'm hoping to get back to the States pretty soon. 1308 01:30:40,309 --> 01:30:46,715 He says he can't wait to go back to the States. 1309 01:30:46,749 --> 01:30:51,585 Ask him if he's got a girlfriend. 1310 01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:56,820 Do you have a girlfriend? 1311 01:30:56,859 --> 01:30:58,691 Tell her she's cute. 1312 01:30:58,727 --> 01:31:01,788 He's got more than one. 1313 01:31:01,830 --> 01:31:03,492 I think you are very, very cute, 1314 01:31:03,532 --> 01:31:06,798 and... 1315 01:31:06,835 --> 01:31:10,602 I would like to kiss you. 1316 01:31:12,741 --> 01:31:17,236 He wants to know what kind of music you listen to. 1317 01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:24,318 I don't have a favorite type. 1318 01:31:24,353 --> 01:31:27,221 I mean, I like a lot of genres. 1319 01:31:29,491 --> 01:31:32,950 She doesn't like compliments. 1320 01:31:37,733 --> 01:31:38,928 Hi, Sarge! 1321 01:31:56,018 --> 01:31:58,817 Listen, you know what? 1322 01:31:58,854 --> 01:32:01,915 Ask him if he wants to come to the party with us tonight, 1323 01:32:01,957 --> 01:32:03,016 go to the city with us. 1324 01:32:05,215 --> 01:32:08,049 Right, so you've hooked up with Doiaru's girl? 1325 01:32:08,084 --> 01:32:10,053 No, Dad. 1326 01:32:10,086 --> 01:32:12,555 Listen, you leave her alone, okay? 1327 01:32:12,589 --> 01:32:14,455 She's out of your league. 1328 01:32:14,491 --> 01:32:17,154 Hey, cut the water! 1329 01:32:17,193 --> 01:32:19,094 You need to study for college, okay? 1330 01:32:19,129 --> 01:32:20,757 Did you decide what it'll be? 1331 01:32:20,797 --> 01:32:21,787 Gimme water. 1332 01:32:21,831 --> 01:32:23,265 Not yet. 1333 01:32:23,299 --> 01:32:25,359 Sweetie, didn't you say you'd go to the polytechnic? 1334 01:32:25,402 --> 01:32:27,564 Catrina, go on over to the cellar 1335 01:32:27,604 --> 01:32:29,163 and check for some plum brandy. 1336 01:32:29,205 --> 01:32:30,696 We're out of plum brandy. 1337 01:32:30,740 --> 01:32:32,766 You go check it anyway. 1338 01:32:32,809 --> 01:32:36,473 That'll do. 1339 01:32:36,513 --> 01:32:38,243 You listen to me good. 1340 01:32:38,281 --> 01:32:40,307 Your mom and I have been working 1341 01:32:40,350 --> 01:32:42,444 like slaves to keep you in school, 1342 01:32:42,485 --> 01:32:44,750 pay for your tutoring. 1343 01:32:44,788 --> 01:32:49,590 Now, we're gonna keep working to put you through college too. 1344 01:32:49,626 --> 01:32:50,650 Nae! 1345 01:32:57,267 --> 01:32:59,293 Come on! 1346 01:33:03,673 --> 01:33:05,141 Get inside! 1347 01:33:05,175 --> 01:33:07,804 Take him inside! 1348 01:33:11,581 --> 01:33:14,449 They broke the window. 1349 01:33:14,484 --> 01:33:16,282 Fucking pricks. 1350 01:33:16,319 --> 01:33:17,844 You look at me. 1351 01:33:17,887 --> 01:33:20,413 Once you get to Bucharest... 1352 01:33:20,457 --> 01:33:22,983 Come on, get inside! 1353 01:33:46,616 --> 01:33:49,085 The system's to be delivered to avoid casualties, sir. 1354 01:33:49,119 --> 01:33:51,315 70 hours have passed here. Now, I'll tell you what you do. 1355 01:33:51,354 --> 01:33:53,118 You tally whatever these last 70 hours cost, 1356 01:33:53,156 --> 01:33:54,419 and you include in that price 1357 01:33:54,457 --> 01:33:56,221 the legal bill they're gonna slap on the DIA, 1358 01:33:56,259 --> 01:33:58,091 'cause some jerks, they pissed in an oil field 1359 01:33:58,128 --> 01:33:59,528 and hit a fucking shopping mall. 1360 01:33:59,562 --> 01:34:01,087 'Cause I'm the grunt on the ground here 1361 01:34:01,131 --> 01:34:02,827 being held accountable, you understand? 1362 01:34:02,866 --> 01:34:05,392 Are we understood? 1363 01:34:10,540 --> 01:34:12,668 What's going on there, sir? 1364 01:34:12,709 --> 01:34:15,611 Nothing. 1365 01:34:15,645 --> 01:34:17,546 I'm getting my engine back. 1366 01:34:24,854 --> 01:34:28,223 Sir! 1367 01:34:28,291 --> 01:34:30,487 You're gonna get my engine back, Captain Jack! 1368 01:34:30,527 --> 01:34:32,519 Sir, sir, Captain Jones! 1369 01:34:32,562 --> 01:34:35,930 They said to use diplomacy, sir. 1370 01:34:41,337 --> 01:34:42,669 Who's "they"? 1371 01:34:54,684 --> 01:34:55,777 Sir... 1372 01:34:55,818 --> 01:34:58,083 Are you sent to keep a fucking eye on me? 1373 01:34:58,121 --> 01:34:59,555 Of course not. 1374 01:34:59,589 --> 01:35:01,854 You get yourself a red pencil, kid, get back to Georgetown. 1375 01:35:01,891 --> 01:35:03,587 That's where you're from, isn't it? 1376 01:35:03,626 --> 01:35:06,494 Now, you stay out of my face, or I'm gonna rip yours off. 1377 01:35:36,326 --> 01:35:39,421 If I catch you coming back, 1378 01:35:39,462 --> 01:35:40,987 I'll break your legs myself, you hear? 1379 01:35:41,030 --> 01:35:42,555 You're going off to see that American. 1380 01:35:42,599 --> 01:35:44,329 You see, Dorel, if you don't let me go to them, 1381 01:35:44,367 --> 01:35:45,460 they come to me. 1382 01:35:45,501 --> 01:35:47,902 I told you not to call me that. 1383 01:36:09,158 --> 01:36:11,684 I go get the Americans. 1384 01:36:11,728 --> 01:36:14,095 Stop the engine. It's eating up gas. 1385 01:36:20,403 --> 01:36:21,803 I want to come with you in America. 1386 01:36:21,838 --> 01:36:25,206 Yeah, baby, yeah. I take you with me. 1387 01:36:25,241 --> 01:36:26,231 You promise? 1388 01:36:26,276 --> 01:36:28,177 Yes, I promise. 1389 01:36:32,782 --> 01:36:35,752 I've come to pick up the American gentlemen... 1390 01:36:35,785 --> 01:36:37,219 May I help you? 1391 01:36:41,024 --> 01:36:42,754 I've come to pick up the American gentlemen, 1392 01:36:42,792 --> 01:36:44,124 take them on a trip. 1393 01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:47,096 We've prepared something special, traditional stuff. 1394 01:36:47,130 --> 01:36:52,330 I came to take the Americans to party. 1395 01:36:52,368 --> 01:36:53,392 Uh-huh. 1396 01:37:14,768 --> 01:37:16,600 Here you go. 1397 01:37:16,637 --> 01:37:18,731 Come, come. 1398 01:37:18,772 --> 01:37:20,536 Tour Eiffel, Paris! 1399 01:37:20,574 --> 01:37:21,837 Paris. 1400 01:37:21,875 --> 01:37:24,003 Whoa. 1401 01:37:24,044 --> 01:37:25,137 How big is that thing? 1402 01:37:25,179 --> 01:37:26,670 Can you believe how big it is? 1403 01:37:26,713 --> 01:37:27,772 Are we in Paris or something? 1404 01:37:27,814 --> 01:37:29,180 And now, we're going to the hotel. 1405 01:37:29,216 --> 01:37:30,616 We have something special for you. 1406 01:37:30,651 --> 01:37:32,347 Come, come! 1407 01:37:32,386 --> 01:37:34,287 It is not possible! 1408 01:37:34,321 --> 01:37:37,257 Come, come! 1409 01:37:37,291 --> 01:37:38,691 After. 1410 01:37:38,725 --> 01:37:40,216 We can do this? 1411 01:37:40,260 --> 01:37:42,126 They want to go all the way up to the top. 1412 01:37:42,162 --> 01:37:43,152 They'll do that later. 1413 01:37:43,197 --> 01:37:45,098 Yes, later. 1414 01:37:59,079 --> 01:38:00,274 Let me introduce you. 1415 01:38:00,314 --> 01:38:02,442 Captain Jones. 1416 01:38:02,482 --> 01:38:03,506 The owner... 1417 01:38:03,550 --> 01:38:05,746 this hotel. 1418 01:38:05,786 --> 01:38:06,981 Please, please. 1419 01:38:07,020 --> 01:38:08,989 Come on, girls. Nice and pretty. 1420 01:38:09,022 --> 01:38:10,388 Come! 1421 01:38:10,424 --> 01:38:13,223 Mr. J.R., hi, nice to meet you. 1422 01:38:13,260 --> 01:38:14,990 And I don't know if you know, but I shot J.R. 1423 01:38:15,028 --> 01:38:16,428 Oh, girls. 1424 01:38:16,463 --> 01:38:18,261 Nice. 1425 01:38:18,298 --> 01:38:19,527 Come on, come on. 1426 01:38:19,566 --> 01:38:22,092 How come I don't have anyone? 1427 01:38:22,135 --> 01:38:23,933 Oh, oh, oh. 1428 01:38:23,971 --> 01:38:26,304 Come on, come on, come on. 1429 01:38:26,340 --> 01:38:27,364 Hi, hi. 1430 01:38:30,844 --> 01:38:32,642 How are you? 1431 01:38:54,067 --> 01:38:56,662 What are you guys up to? 1432 01:38:56,703 --> 01:38:57,693 You've hooked up? 1433 01:38:57,738 --> 01:39:00,333 Of course! 1434 01:39:00,374 --> 01:39:01,535 You're beautiful as always. 1435 01:39:01,575 --> 01:39:03,840 You sweet talker. 1436 01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:10,642 Yes, I understand. 1437 01:42:10,682 --> 01:42:15,143 I promise you that everyone here, including myself, 1438 01:42:15,187 --> 01:42:19,488 are doing all we can to solve this problem. 1439 01:42:19,524 --> 01:42:21,049 Okay. 1440 01:42:21,093 --> 01:42:23,062 Yes. 1441 01:42:23,095 --> 01:42:24,085 Good-bye. 1442 01:42:24,129 --> 01:42:26,394 Thank you. 1443 01:43:03,702 --> 01:43:05,102 Despina? 1444 01:43:11,643 --> 01:43:12,975 Despina? 1445 01:43:17,282 --> 01:43:18,580 What happened? 1446 01:43:21,486 --> 01:43:24,786 I broke up with that jackass. 1447 01:43:24,823 --> 01:43:27,156 All he wanted was to fuck. 1448 01:43:27,192 --> 01:43:29,821 He wanted to take advantage of me, 1449 01:43:29,861 --> 01:43:31,056 like all men do. 1450 01:43:31,096 --> 01:43:35,033 You're just a bunch of pigs and sex freaks. 1451 01:43:41,606 --> 01:43:44,576 I was really in love with him. 1452 01:43:44,609 --> 01:43:47,875 And I thought he was in love with me too. 1453 01:43:47,913 --> 01:43:52,476 I was an idiot all along. 1454 01:43:52,517 --> 01:43:56,147 Why don't I get text messages like Monica saying, 1455 01:43:56,188 --> 01:43:59,386 "You're everything I want"? 1456 01:43:59,424 --> 01:44:02,826 I'm stupid and ugly. 1457 01:44:02,861 --> 01:44:04,022 Oh, come on, you're not ugly. 1458 01:44:04,062 --> 01:44:05,291 Yeah. 1459 01:44:14,573 --> 01:44:19,602 You're a nice guy, aren't you? 1460 01:44:19,644 --> 01:44:23,308 I mean, you would want more from me than one night, right? 1461 01:44:39,197 --> 01:44:40,961 Yo, Americano! 1462 01:44:40,999 --> 01:44:42,228 What are you doing in here? 1463 01:44:42,267 --> 01:44:44,930 I got to fuck her before you did, 1464 01:44:44,970 --> 01:44:47,064 just you so you know. 1465 01:44:47,105 --> 01:44:49,574 I fucked everyone in the village. 1466 01:44:49,608 --> 01:44:52,168 Now get out. I need the bed too. 1467 01:44:52,210 --> 01:44:53,200 Come on, scram. 1468 01:44:53,245 --> 01:44:54,736 Fuck you, you idiot. 1469 01:44:54,779 --> 01:44:56,270 Get the fuck out, you hear? 1470 01:44:56,314 --> 01:44:57,543 You fucking wanker! 1471 01:44:57,582 --> 01:45:01,212 Yo, the police are here. 1472 01:45:01,253 --> 01:45:02,414 No shit! 1473 01:45:02,454 --> 01:45:03,945 Wait! 1474 01:45:03,989 --> 01:45:05,651 Hey, we're leaving. 1475 01:45:05,690 --> 01:45:07,591 Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. 1476 01:45:07,626 --> 01:45:08,821 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1477 01:45:08,860 --> 01:45:10,795 Okay, just...I'm coming! 1478 01:45:13,532 --> 01:45:16,024 Come on! 1479 01:45:16,067 --> 01:45:17,501 Close the door! 1480 01:45:21,473 --> 01:45:22,497 Just a second. 1481 01:45:22,541 --> 01:45:25,739 Hey, that looks good on you. 1482 01:45:25,777 --> 01:45:26,767 One moment, one moment. 1483 01:45:26,811 --> 01:45:29,246 One moment. 1484 01:45:35,987 --> 01:45:41,517 And now, if I may, tonight's great surprise. 1485 01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:44,997 The extraordinary ballet and dance show, 1486 01:45:45,030 --> 01:45:50,128 The Mystery of Dracula. 1487 01:46:01,546 --> 01:46:06,644 Welcome to my house! 1488 01:46:08,653 --> 01:46:11,316 I'm ready for all of you in here, 1489 01:46:11,356 --> 01:46:16,590 for I'm sure that we must interest you. 1490 01:46:16,628 --> 01:46:21,293 Draculesti have the right to be proud, 1491 01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:27,295 because in their veins flows the blood of many great races, 1492 01:46:27,339 --> 01:46:31,208 who fought as I fight, for lordships. 1493 01:46:31,242 --> 01:46:36,044 Boys, I have a great surprise for you. 1494 01:46:49,594 --> 01:46:53,292 The girls from Transylvania. 1495 01:46:53,331 --> 01:46:55,357 Transylvania! 1496 01:47:05,343 --> 01:47:08,336 Girls, please. 1497 01:47:13,084 --> 01:47:14,382 Thank you very much. 1498 01:47:14,419 --> 01:47:15,887 No, thanks. 1499 01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:16,944 No, thank you very much. 1500 01:47:23,728 --> 01:47:25,822 Hey, hey! 1501 01:47:25,864 --> 01:47:27,833 - I'm talking to you. - What? 1502 01:47:27,866 --> 01:47:29,198 How much longer do I have to I wait? 1503 01:47:29,234 --> 01:47:30,896 I don't know, sir. Sorry. 1504 01:47:38,476 --> 01:47:40,638 Hello. 1505 01:48:06,189 --> 01:48:07,555 Hold up! Hang on! 1506 01:48:07,590 --> 01:48:09,491 Hang on! 1507 01:49:16,192 --> 01:49:18,889 A projectile dating back to World War Il exploded tonight 1508 01:49:18,928 --> 01:49:21,591 in the basement of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs 1509 01:49:21,631 --> 01:49:24,601 without causing any human or material losses, but only panic, 1510 01:49:24,634 --> 01:49:26,660 especially because the explosion followed 1511 01:49:26,703 --> 01:49:29,537 a massive power blackout. 1512 01:49:29,572 --> 01:49:34,010 This was caused by a short circuit of unknown origin. 1513 01:49:34,043 --> 01:49:35,511 The population was very frightened, 1514 01:49:35,545 --> 01:49:37,104 as they believed they were dealing 1515 01:49:37,147 --> 01:49:39,207 with an American Tomahawk air missile 1516 01:49:39,249 --> 01:49:42,981 which had missed its target, Yugoslavia, and landed here. 1517 01:49:43,019 --> 01:49:45,784 A similar accident occurred last week in Sofia. 1518 01:49:45,822 --> 01:49:47,984 What was that? 1519 01:49:48,024 --> 01:49:49,424 You totally suck at shooting pool. 1520 01:49:49,459 --> 01:49:51,826 Check this out. 1521 01:49:55,665 --> 01:49:57,634 Come on! It's my turn. 1522 01:49:57,667 --> 01:50:00,466 Check out dickhead over there. 1523 01:50:00,503 --> 01:50:02,734 You know this guy? Didn't you see he left the show? 1524 01:50:02,772 --> 01:50:03,899 - This guy? - Yeah. 1525 01:50:03,940 --> 01:50:04,964 He was there for the show? 1526 01:50:05,008 --> 01:50:06,909 He was there, but he took off. 1527 01:50:06,943 --> 01:50:08,411 Is that so? 1528 01:50:08,445 --> 01:50:10,505 You, there? 1529 01:50:10,547 --> 01:50:11,537 Yo! Yo, you deaf, wise guy? 1530 01:50:11,581 --> 01:50:13,812 Who is this guy? Where's he from? 1531 01:50:13,850 --> 01:50:16,684 Come on! Show me what you got. 1532 01:50:16,719 --> 01:50:18,187 Where you from, dude? 1533 01:50:18,221 --> 01:50:20,281 I was killing out there, pulling out lines and stuff, 1534 01:50:20,323 --> 01:50:21,552 trying to learn some English. 1535 01:50:21,591 --> 01:50:24,220 And he was just standing there. 1536 01:50:24,260 --> 01:50:25,660 You don't like women? 1537 01:50:25,695 --> 01:50:26,685 Yo, dweeb! 1538 01:50:26,729 --> 01:50:28,527 You saw the hot chicks I had? 1539 01:50:28,565 --> 01:50:31,034 Like I don't know your girls. 1540 01:50:31,067 --> 01:50:32,330 What you gonna do about it? 1541 01:50:32,368 --> 01:50:33,734 Where's this guy from, anyway? 1542 01:50:33,770 --> 01:50:34,760 I think he's a faggot. 1543 01:50:34,804 --> 01:50:35,931 Yo, fag! 1544 01:50:35,972 --> 01:50:37,406 Where you from? 1545 01:50:37,440 --> 01:50:39,272 Let's brawl it out, if you think you're so cool. 1546 01:50:39,309 --> 01:50:41,005 Come here! Come on. 1547 01:50:41,044 --> 01:50:45,038 Shoot some pool, wham-bam. 1548 01:50:45,081 --> 01:50:46,344 Bring it on. 1549 01:50:46,382 --> 01:50:47,680 Why you sitting there laughing? 1550 01:50:47,717 --> 01:50:48,741 What's so funny? 1551 01:51:36,466 --> 01:51:38,628 You've got ten seconds to pull it in, son. 1552 01:51:46,743 --> 01:51:53,149 The girl of local ballet opera. 1553 01:51:53,182 --> 01:51:56,084 I can help you. 1554 01:51:56,119 --> 01:51:57,644 You want to go? 1555 01:53:07,237 --> 01:53:09,672 Hi. 1556 01:53:09,706 --> 01:53:10,833 Hello. 1557 01:53:10,873 --> 01:53:12,774 It's fine in Romania? 1558 01:53:12,809 --> 01:53:14,710 You have food? 1559 01:53:14,744 --> 01:53:16,042 Okay. 1560 01:53:16,079 --> 01:53:18,605 Is him? 1561 01:53:18,648 --> 01:53:20,844 Thanks. 1562 01:53:30,660 --> 01:53:32,754 Doiaru, sir. 1563 01:53:32,795 --> 01:53:34,058 Staniloiu. 1564 01:53:34,097 --> 01:53:36,862 Secretary of State with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 1565 01:53:36,899 --> 01:53:37,958 Nice to meet you. 1566 01:53:38,001 --> 01:53:39,526 Come on, let's settle this already. 1567 01:53:39,569 --> 01:53:42,437 Did you have any trouble finding your way over here? 1568 01:53:42,472 --> 01:53:44,065 It's far away. 1569 01:53:44,107 --> 01:53:47,077 It's like we're not even in the same country. 1570 01:53:47,110 --> 01:53:49,841 I got a bit lost after Urziceni, but I pulled through eventually. 1571 01:53:49,879 --> 01:53:51,905 That's yours, right? 1572 01:53:51,948 --> 01:53:53,507 Yeah, she's my wife. 1573 01:53:53,549 --> 01:53:54,573 She keeps thinking I go off 1574 01:53:54,617 --> 01:53:57,553 on field trips with my mistresses, 1575 01:53:57,587 --> 01:54:00,455 so I took her along to prove her wrong. 1576 01:54:00,490 --> 01:54:02,857 I meant the car. 1577 01:54:02,892 --> 01:54:05,760 Nice car. 1578 01:54:05,795 --> 01:54:06,854 Powerful too. 1579 01:54:06,896 --> 01:54:10,355 It is. 1580 01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:12,926 Over here? 1581 01:54:49,372 --> 01:54:50,806 Coffee? 1582 01:54:50,840 --> 01:54:52,672 No, thank you. 1583 01:54:52,709 --> 01:54:57,477 I had, like, three on my way here, last night. 1584 01:54:57,513 --> 01:55:01,883 I'll say it again: smashin' car. 1585 01:55:01,918 --> 01:55:03,819 Real smashin'. 1586 01:55:03,853 --> 01:55:05,549 - Mister... - Doiaru. 1587 01:55:05,588 --> 01:55:07,580 Mr. Doiaru, Here's what I came here for. 1588 01:55:07,623 --> 01:55:10,650 Did you bring me the customs papers? 1589 01:55:10,693 --> 01:55:11,683 Well, no. 1590 01:55:11,728 --> 01:55:13,060 I came here to solve this problem. 1591 01:55:13,096 --> 01:55:15,429 What problem? There's no problem. 1592 01:55:15,465 --> 01:55:18,196 Hand me the customs papers, and that'll be the end of that. 1593 01:55:18,234 --> 01:55:23,070 Mr. Doiaru, the Prime Minister authorized to clear this train. 1594 01:55:23,106 --> 01:55:26,235 All right, but did you bring the customs papers? 1595 01:55:26,275 --> 01:55:27,971 Your authorization means nothing to me. 1596 01:55:28,010 --> 01:55:31,640 You know, the law's the law. 1597 01:55:31,681 --> 01:55:33,377 I assure you that the Prime Minister 1598 01:55:33,416 --> 01:55:37,376 personally sent me here to expedite the train's departure. 1599 01:55:37,420 --> 01:55:41,255 No need for customs papers. 1600 01:55:41,290 --> 01:55:47,230 If you don't cooperate, we're going to replace you. 1601 01:55:47,263 --> 01:55:50,131 Let me tell you one thing. 1602 01:55:50,166 --> 01:55:52,260 I'm going to retire soon. 1603 01:55:52,301 --> 01:55:56,170 You think such cheap threats scare me? 1604 01:55:56,205 --> 01:56:01,269 Let me explain one thing: this isn't Bucharest. 1605 01:56:01,310 --> 01:56:03,506 How do you think you're going to fire me? 1606 01:56:03,546 --> 01:56:06,277 Will you come over and fill my position? 1607 01:56:06,315 --> 01:56:10,252 What will you do to me? 1608 01:56:10,286 --> 01:56:12,551 Well, we're going to have him replace you. 1609 01:56:12,588 --> 01:56:14,079 Who, me? 1610 01:56:14,123 --> 01:56:17,184 I'm not the kind of guy for this job. 1611 01:56:17,226 --> 01:56:18,694 There you have it. He won't take it. 1612 01:56:18,728 --> 01:56:22,358 Mr. Doiaru, we did a bit of research 1613 01:56:22,398 --> 01:56:23,923 and found out you filed a request 1614 01:56:23,966 --> 01:56:29,166 to obtain the local factory. 1615 01:56:29,205 --> 01:56:33,301 We can arrange that you do get the factory. 1616 01:56:33,342 --> 01:56:35,971 Let's put it all behind. 1617 01:56:36,012 --> 01:56:39,073 Come on, everybody has to win if this train leaves tomorrow. 1618 01:57:25,995 --> 01:57:28,487 Until I see the custom papers, this train isn't going anywhere. 1619 01:57:28,531 --> 01:57:31,365 Clinton himself can come down here. 1620 01:57:44,313 --> 01:57:46,305 Go woo your women in your fucking country! 1621 01:57:46,349 --> 01:57:47,612 No one's leaving! 1622 01:57:47,650 --> 01:57:49,050 Not you, not the Americans, no one! 1623 01:57:49,085 --> 01:57:50,383 You're all staying here with me! 1624 01:57:50,419 --> 01:57:52,388 You don't get it! You just don't get it! 1625 01:57:52,421 --> 01:57:55,414 You never will, bastard! 1626 01:57:55,458 --> 01:57:57,427 Go on, hit me! Hit me! 1627 01:57:57,460 --> 01:57:59,429 Go on, hit me! Fucking asshole! 1628 01:57:59,462 --> 01:58:02,296 Get back to your posts! Get back to your posts! 1629 01:58:02,331 --> 01:58:04,732 Return to your posts. 1630 01:58:12,308 --> 01:58:14,038 Get back to your posts! 1631 01:58:25,655 --> 01:58:27,624 Things are not going to be left hanging like this. 1632 01:58:27,657 --> 01:58:30,024 You're going to have to deal with the consequences. 1633 01:58:32,795 --> 01:58:34,661 I'll be back. 1634 01:58:38,601 --> 01:58:42,555 You think we here in the village love Doiaru? 1635 01:58:42,472 --> 01:58:49,845 Do you think that they here in the village love Doiaru? 1636 01:58:49,880 --> 01:58:52,076 Let me tell you something. 1637 01:58:52,115 --> 01:58:55,279 He wants to tell you something. 1638 01:58:55,319 --> 01:59:01,316 We just need someone to give us a hand, 1639 01:59:01,358 --> 01:59:05,295 one guy, anyone, to get rid of this bastard. 1640 01:59:05,329 --> 01:59:07,798 We only need... 1641 01:59:07,831 --> 01:59:11,097 they only need some help, 1642 01:59:11,134 --> 01:59:15,902 someone to help them get rid of this... 1643 01:59:15,939 --> 01:59:20,309 The state this village is in, it's all his fault. 1644 01:59:20,344 --> 01:59:29,185 The state that the village is in is all Doiaru fault. 1645 01:59:29,219 --> 01:59:32,178 That's it. 1646 01:59:32,256 --> 01:59:38,492 We...they are scared. 1647 01:59:38,528 --> 01:59:41,225 Who's got the guts to fight him? 1648 01:59:41,265 --> 01:59:43,791 Who has the guts to stand against him? 1649 01:59:43,834 --> 01:59:47,669 Others tried, too, and they got their faces pounded in. 1650 01:59:47,704 --> 01:59:51,266 Others has tried, but they failed. 1651 01:59:51,308 --> 01:59:53,174 The police is on his side. 1652 01:59:53,210 --> 01:59:58,376 The police is with Doiaru. 1653 01:59:58,415 --> 02:00:00,680 There is nothing to do. 1654 02:00:00,717 --> 02:00:05,348 But I was thinking just now that since you're here, 1655 02:00:05,389 --> 02:00:06,880 you can help us do something. 1656 02:00:06,924 --> 02:00:14,024 Now that you are here, maybe you can give them a hand. 1657 02:00:30,147 --> 02:00:31,911 Don't be scared. 1658 02:00:31,949 --> 02:00:34,316 Before we return, the Americans will be here. 1659 02:00:43,894 --> 02:00:47,558 Come on. 1660 02:00:47,597 --> 02:00:49,031 Let's go, already. 1661 02:00:49,066 --> 02:00:50,056 Let go of him! 1662 02:00:50,100 --> 02:00:51,124 Come on. 1663 02:01:08,118 --> 02:01:09,586 "Day Four - Doiaru and Jones" 1664 02:01:09,619 --> 02:01:14,523 My dad's told me this story 1,000 times since I was little. 1665 02:01:14,558 --> 02:01:18,256 Her father told her this story 1,000 times before 1666 02:01:18,295 --> 02:01:19,695 when she was little. 1667 02:01:19,730 --> 02:01:21,096 As if he knew that was going to be 1668 02:01:21,131 --> 02:01:24,260 the last time he saw his parents. 1669 02:01:24,301 --> 02:01:28,102 He said that he knew on that day that it was the last time 1670 02:01:28,138 --> 02:01:30,698 he would see his parents. 1671 02:01:30,741 --> 02:01:33,438 Anyway, they had arrested them, 1672 02:01:33,477 --> 02:01:39,212 because their factory had taken some orders from the Germans. 1673 02:01:39,249 --> 02:01:42,845 They took them because they have a factory 1674 02:01:42,886 --> 02:01:45,219 which made some things for the Nazis. 1675 02:01:45,255 --> 02:01:47,520 The Russians got here, 1676 02:01:47,557 --> 02:01:49,753 and my father never saw his father again, 1677 02:01:49,793 --> 02:01:52,092 my grandma either. 1678 02:01:52,129 --> 02:01:55,930 The Russians came, so from that day, 1679 02:01:55,966 --> 02:01:57,832 her father never saw her grandmother 1680 02:01:57,868 --> 02:02:00,497 and her grandfather again. 1681 02:02:00,537 --> 02:02:02,597 The communists kept them in prison 1682 02:02:02,639 --> 02:02:04,801 because they had that factory. 1683 02:02:04,841 --> 02:02:10,439 The Russians kept them in jail because they had that factory. 1684 02:02:10,480 --> 02:02:12,039 And that's why my father is so desperate 1685 02:02:12,082 --> 02:02:13,948 to keep me next to him, 1686 02:02:13,984 --> 02:02:16,852 so that he wouldn't end up alone. 1687 02:02:16,887 --> 02:02:18,355 That's why her father is so desperate 1688 02:02:18,388 --> 02:02:22,553 that she doesn't leave him. 1689 02:02:22,592 --> 02:02:28,088 Oh, and my father was brought up by one of his uncles 1690 02:02:28,131 --> 02:02:31,226 here in the countryside. 1691 02:02:31,268 --> 02:02:40,405 Her father was raised by his uncle here in the countryside. 1692 02:02:40,444 --> 02:02:46,384 And the Americans never got here until the day before yesterday. 1693 02:02:46,416 --> 02:02:48,408 The Americans never came for here 1694 02:02:48,452 --> 02:02:53,755 till the day before yesterday. 1695 02:02:53,790 --> 02:02:54,780 That's just the way it is. 1696 02:02:54,825 --> 02:02:55,815 Sarge! 1697 02:02:55,859 --> 02:03:01,298 Anyway, that's all. 1698 02:03:10,107 --> 02:03:11,973 I got to go. 1699 02:03:29,559 --> 02:03:30,583 Sir. 1700 02:03:30,627 --> 02:03:33,256 Get your cammies back on. 1701 02:03:33,296 --> 02:03:35,731 Give these Romanian boys a break. 1702 02:03:35,765 --> 02:03:37,996 Go into perimeter. 1703 02:04:04,731 --> 02:04:06,256 Okay. 1704 02:04:06,300 --> 02:04:08,792 What exactly you want me to do? 1705 02:04:08,836 --> 02:04:10,099 Teach me English. 1706 02:04:10,137 --> 02:04:11,127 Oh, yeah? 1707 02:04:11,171 --> 02:04:12,230 And why would I do that? 1708 02:04:12,272 --> 02:04:13,865 Because I'm asking you. 1709 02:04:13,907 --> 02:04:15,136 I want to leave this place. 1710 02:04:15,175 --> 02:04:17,337 You think the American 1711 02:04:17,377 --> 02:04:19,346 is going to take you along with him to L.A. 1712 02:04:19,379 --> 02:04:20,870 and have kids? 1713 02:04:20,914 --> 02:04:22,405 No American will take me along. 1714 02:04:22,449 --> 02:04:23,644 I just want to get out of here 1715 02:04:23,684 --> 02:04:27,246 as far away as I can. 1716 02:04:27,287 --> 02:04:30,724 So will you teach me? 1717 02:04:37,064 --> 02:04:38,157 Come on, sit down. 1718 02:04:38,198 --> 02:04:41,396 This happens. 1719 02:04:41,435 --> 02:04:46,669 Can't put yourself in front of love. 1720 02:04:46,707 --> 02:04:50,371 This is between me and my daughter. 1721 02:05:06,527 --> 02:05:08,257 So you cook, huh? 1722 02:05:08,295 --> 02:05:10,594 Yes. 1723 02:05:10,631 --> 02:05:13,123 You want we eat? 1724 02:05:13,166 --> 02:05:14,156 No. 1725 02:05:14,201 --> 02:05:15,191 No? 1726 02:05:15,235 --> 02:05:18,034 It smells real good. 1727 02:05:18,071 --> 02:05:19,733 What is that? 1728 02:05:19,773 --> 02:05:23,210 Sarmale, Romanian food, traditional. 1729 02:05:23,243 --> 02:05:24,233 Want to help? 1730 02:05:24,278 --> 02:05:27,874 No. 1731 02:05:27,915 --> 02:05:31,647 What are you doing? 1732 02:05:36,657 --> 02:05:38,626 I do it. I do it. 1733 02:05:38,659 --> 02:05:41,549 I do it. 1734 02:05:46,500 --> 02:05:47,832 You look like my mother-in-law. 1735 02:05:47,868 --> 02:05:49,097 Yeah. 1736 02:05:49,136 --> 02:05:50,798 I must look real stupid. 1737 02:05:50,837 --> 02:05:52,169 No. 1738 02:05:52,205 --> 02:05:56,040 You look like my mother-in-law. 1739 02:05:56,076 --> 02:05:57,874 Mother-in-law. 1740 02:05:57,911 --> 02:06:00,244 This belonged to my wife. 1741 02:06:00,280 --> 02:06:01,407 Where is she? 1742 02:06:01,448 --> 02:06:02,438 She's dead. 1743 02:06:02,482 --> 02:06:04,007 She died a long time. 1744 02:06:04,051 --> 02:06:07,988 Sorry to hear that. 1745 02:06:08,021 --> 02:06:09,956 How about you? 1746 02:06:09,990 --> 02:06:10,980 Are you married? 1747 02:06:11,024 --> 02:06:13,459 Nope, not anymore. 1748 02:06:22,970 --> 02:06:24,370 Yo! 1749 02:06:27,407 --> 02:06:28,397 Let's play! 1750 02:06:28,442 --> 02:06:31,412 Who's this guy? 1751 02:06:40,921 --> 02:06:42,184 I don't know. 1752 02:06:42,222 --> 02:06:44,157 Tell me again what I say when I introduce myself. 1753 02:06:44,191 --> 02:06:45,215 What? 1754 02:06:45,258 --> 02:06:47,056 What exactly do you want to know? 1755 02:06:47,094 --> 02:06:48,084 I don't know. 1756 02:06:48,128 --> 02:06:49,756 "My name is Andrei. 1757 02:06:49,796 --> 02:06:51,321 "I'm this old. 1758 02:06:51,365 --> 02:06:54,233 I like to do this." 1759 02:06:54,267 --> 02:06:55,826 "Hello, my name is Andrei." 1760 02:06:55,869 --> 02:06:58,270 Hold on. 1761 02:06:58,305 --> 02:07:00,991 - Hello. - Hello. 1762 02:07:01,074 --> 02:07:02,474 My name is Andrei. 1763 02:07:02,509 --> 02:07:05,274 My name is Monica. 1764 02:07:05,312 --> 02:07:09,512 I am 17. 1765 02:07:09,583 --> 02:07:11,563 Yes. 1766 02:07:11,652 --> 02:07:13,871 And I want to kiss you. 1767 02:07:15,589 --> 02:07:17,717 I'm Andrei, and I want to kiss you. 1768 02:07:17,758 --> 02:07:18,748 I'm Monica and... 1769 02:07:18,792 --> 02:07:19,782 Yes! 1770 02:07:19,826 --> 02:07:21,158 I love you. 1771 02:07:23,063 --> 02:07:24,497 No shit? 1772 02:07:24,531 --> 02:07:28,935 I've been in love with you for two years. 1773 02:07:28,969 --> 02:07:30,835 You wouldn't know, 1774 02:07:30,871 --> 02:07:35,036 'cause I'm no American soldier or the coolest guy in town. 1775 02:07:35,075 --> 02:07:40,070 And, by the way, those text messages were from me. 1776 02:07:54,695 --> 02:07:57,028 Raise your arm. 1777 02:07:57,064 --> 02:07:58,794 No, wait. 1778 02:07:58,832 --> 02:08:00,824 This one. 1779 02:08:00,867 --> 02:08:03,996 Raise this arm. 1780 02:08:04,037 --> 02:08:05,061 This. 1781 02:08:05,105 --> 02:08:06,403 Cheers. 1782 02:08:06,440 --> 02:08:10,036 Sanatate, right? 1783 02:08:25,525 --> 02:08:27,084 So how come you speak English? 1784 02:08:29,563 --> 02:08:31,555 I told you. 1785 02:08:31,598 --> 02:08:33,965 I was waiting for you. 1786 02:08:34,000 --> 02:08:37,198 Wow. 1787 02:08:37,237 --> 02:08:43,473 Is that just pork, or is that beef mixed in with that? 1788 02:08:43,510 --> 02:08:44,671 It's pork. 1789 02:08:44,711 --> 02:08:45,770 That's just pork. 1790 02:08:45,812 --> 02:08:46,802 Pork. 1791 02:08:46,847 --> 02:08:49,510 And it's very fat. 1792 02:08:49,549 --> 02:08:53,213 Anyway, you put... 1793 02:08:53,253 --> 02:08:58,590 you put ham. 1794 02:08:58,625 --> 02:09:03,177 Smoked ham. 1795 02:09:03,263 --> 02:09:05,232 - Smoked ham. - Smoked ham. 1796 02:09:05,265 --> 02:09:08,565 You put onion, rice, salt and pepper. 1797 02:09:08,602 --> 02:09:11,595 And you... 1798 02:09:11,638 --> 02:09:13,607 Stir. 1799 02:09:13,640 --> 02:09:14,630 You stir. 1800 02:09:14,674 --> 02:09:15,664 No, no, no, no. 1801 02:09:15,709 --> 02:09:18,201 You do... 1802 02:09:18,245 --> 02:09:19,338 Mix, mince. 1803 02:09:19,379 --> 02:09:23,282 You mince the meat, and you get a paste. 1804 02:09:23,316 --> 02:09:24,750 Nice. 1805 02:09:28,655 --> 02:09:31,591 That's probably what those people in Yugoslavia look like 1806 02:09:31,625 --> 02:09:33,491 after you bomb them. 1807 02:10:15,258 --> 02:10:17,454 Where were we? 1808 02:10:34,577 --> 02:10:37,012 Hey, you! 1809 02:10:37,046 --> 02:10:38,480 I want to see that mayor. 1810 02:10:38,515 --> 02:10:39,505 Now? 1811 02:10:39,549 --> 02:10:40,539 Can you arrange that? 1812 02:10:40,583 --> 02:10:41,573 Now? 1813 02:10:41,618 --> 02:10:44,349 Pronto. 1814 02:10:44,387 --> 02:10:47,619 All right. 1815 02:10:51,528 --> 02:10:53,793 Back, back, back, back. 1816 02:10:53,830 --> 02:10:55,799 Here! 1817 02:10:57,267 --> 02:10:59,236 Oh, no! 1818 02:11:01,438 --> 02:11:03,703 Back, back, back, back. 1819 02:11:03,740 --> 02:11:06,300 You let the ball go. 1820 02:11:06,342 --> 02:11:07,708 I'm here. 1821 02:11:07,744 --> 02:11:09,110 Got it! 1822 02:11:15,819 --> 02:11:19,256 Mr. Mayor, you have the floor. 1823 02:11:19,289 --> 02:11:20,279 Quiet! 1824 02:11:20,323 --> 02:11:22,690 Quiet, folks! 1825 02:11:22,725 --> 02:11:24,887 Folks, keep quiet. 1826 02:11:24,928 --> 02:11:26,396 I want to tell you... 1827 02:11:26,429 --> 02:11:28,489 Where's the beer? 1828 02:11:28,531 --> 02:11:30,295 Hold on with that beer. 1829 02:11:30,333 --> 02:11:33,792 I want to tell you that you all have a problem. 1830 02:11:33,837 --> 02:11:37,035 I mean, we all have a problem. 1831 02:11:37,073 --> 02:11:40,475 And it's called Doiaru. 1832 02:11:40,510 --> 02:11:42,001 Quiet! 1833 02:11:42,045 --> 02:11:44,913 About that, I want to announce to you 1834 02:11:44,948 --> 02:11:47,577 that I've invited Mr. Jones, 1835 02:11:47,617 --> 02:11:50,485 the captain of the Americans stationed in our village. 1836 02:11:50,520 --> 02:11:52,512 He wants to tell you a couple of things. 1837 02:11:52,555 --> 02:11:55,389 Quiet! 1838 02:11:55,425 --> 02:11:57,087 Quiet! Listen close. 1839 02:11:57,126 --> 02:11:58,253 This is important. 1840 02:11:58,294 --> 02:12:00,661 Mr. Jones, please. 1841 02:12:08,371 --> 02:12:10,033 Okay. 1842 02:12:15,011 --> 02:12:23,318 People of Capalnita... 1843 02:12:23,386 --> 02:12:28,256 I want to thank you for your hospitality 1844 02:12:28,291 --> 02:12:32,285 and your generosity. 1845 02:12:32,328 --> 02:12:34,923 He wants to thank you for your hospitality 1846 02:12:34,964 --> 02:12:37,627 and your generosity. 1847 02:12:37,667 --> 02:12:44,006 You shared your food. 1848 02:12:44,073 --> 02:12:49,569 You shared your... You shared your food. 1849 02:12:49,612 --> 02:12:51,877 What greater respect? 1850 02:12:51,915 --> 02:12:53,907 He respects you a lot. 1851 02:12:53,950 --> 02:12:58,183 What greater respect is there than that? 1852 02:12:58,221 --> 02:13:01,714 You know, I'm... 1853 02:13:01,758 --> 02:13:04,193 I'm looking at this place. 1854 02:13:04,227 --> 02:13:05,957 He's looking. 1855 02:13:05,995 --> 02:13:07,827 He's thinking of this place. 1856 02:13:07,864 --> 02:13:11,187 It's paradise. 1857 02:13:11,267 --> 02:13:14,362 It's paradise. 1858 02:13:14,404 --> 02:13:19,069 You know, and I'm thinking... 1859 02:13:19,108 --> 02:13:20,440 but I'm with your mayor here. 1860 02:13:20,476 --> 02:13:24,106 I feel like a shadow has been cast over this place. 1861 02:13:24,147 --> 02:13:25,979 You know, a shadow. 1862 02:13:26,015 --> 02:13:29,042 Like a cloud. 1863 02:13:29,085 --> 02:13:34,547 There's like a cloud above Capalnita. 1864 02:13:34,591 --> 02:13:36,423 Doiaru has no respect for you. 1865 02:13:36,459 --> 02:13:39,224 You don't deserve to be treated that way. 1866 02:13:39,262 --> 02:13:43,825 And I just...you know, yeah, I'm just thinking this... 1867 02:13:43,866 --> 02:13:45,334 how do they pronounce his name? 1868 02:13:45,368 --> 02:13:46,427 Doiaru. 1869 02:13:46,469 --> 02:13:49,735 This Doiaru, right, Doiaru. 1870 02:13:49,772 --> 02:13:50,865 That's just disrespect. 1871 02:13:50,907 --> 02:13:52,671 He has no respect. 1872 02:13:52,709 --> 02:13:53,699 It's disrespect. 1873 02:13:53,743 --> 02:13:54,733 That's all it is. 1874 02:13:54,777 --> 02:13:55,767 That's it. 1875 02:13:55,812 --> 02:13:56,905 It's disrespect. 1876 02:13:56,946 --> 02:13:57,936 And no one deserves it. 1877 02:13:57,981 --> 02:13:59,244 No one deserves that. 1878 02:13:59,282 --> 02:14:00,272 No one deserves it! 1879 02:14:00,316 --> 02:14:02,797 No one! 1880 02:14:02,885 --> 02:14:04,513 I'm just looking at all these faces here, 1881 02:14:04,554 --> 02:14:06,318 races and religions 1882 02:14:06,356 --> 02:14:08,382 and belief systems and attitudes. 1883 02:14:08,424 --> 02:14:10,359 I mean, that's what it's about! 1884 02:14:10,393 --> 02:14:11,918 It's about attitude! 1885 02:14:11,961 --> 02:14:14,260 That's why God put us here! 1886 02:14:14,297 --> 02:14:15,560 That's why God brought us here! 1887 02:14:15,598 --> 02:14:17,157 That's what it's supposed to be, right? 1888 02:14:17,200 --> 02:14:20,466 As God intended us to be, to be who we are. 1889 02:14:20,503 --> 02:14:21,869 That's what God intended us to be! 1890 02:14:21,904 --> 02:14:24,431 Just to be who we are. 1891 02:14:24,507 --> 02:14:26,976 I mean, I may look like a total fool up here, 1892 02:14:27,010 --> 02:14:28,171 but I want tell you something. 1893 02:14:28,211 --> 02:14:30,237 We may look like strangers here, okay? 1894 02:14:30,279 --> 02:14:31,474 We may look like strangers... 1895 02:14:31,514 --> 02:14:33,176 I want to show you something. You see this? 1896 02:14:33,216 --> 02:14:34,844 We're standing here now. 1897 02:14:34,884 --> 02:14:37,547 Goddamn it, we're standing here as one. 1898 02:14:37,587 --> 02:14:41,285 United as one! 1899 02:14:41,357 --> 02:14:44,225 What if all of us, right now, 1900 02:14:44,260 --> 02:14:47,458 would stand up right now and be united as one? 1901 02:14:47,497 --> 02:14:48,863 Everybody here, let's be united! 1902 02:14:48,898 --> 02:14:49,922 United as one! 1903 02:14:49,966 --> 02:14:50,990 I'll tell you what. 1904 02:14:51,034 --> 02:14:52,559 We could defeat the repression, okay? 1905 02:14:52,602 --> 02:14:53,695 We could defeat the tyranny. 1906 02:14:53,736 --> 02:14:54,999 We will defeat the tyranny. 1907 02:14:55,038 --> 02:14:58,532 We can defeat the Doiarus of this world. 1908 02:14:58,608 --> 02:15:01,601 Right, defeat the disrespect, the disrespect, 1909 02:15:01,644 --> 02:15:04,136 and be united as God intended us to be, 1910 02:15:04,180 --> 02:15:06,479 as God intended us to be! 1911 02:15:06,516 --> 02:15:08,178 United as one! 1912 02:15:08,217 --> 02:15:11,677 United! 1913 02:15:11,754 --> 02:15:16,715 United, united, united! 1914 02:15:16,793 --> 02:15:19,228 God bless Capalnita! 1915 02:15:19,262 --> 02:15:20,787 God bless Romania! 1916 02:15:20,830 --> 02:15:22,890 God bless the U.S. of A.! 1917 02:15:22,932 --> 02:15:24,025 United, united, united! 1918 02:15:24,067 --> 02:15:25,399 We can defeat oppression. 1919 02:15:25,435 --> 02:15:27,097 We can defeat the Doiarus of the world. 1920 02:15:27,136 --> 02:15:30,766 We can defeat the tyranny! 1921 02:15:36,913 --> 02:15:41,908 United, united, united! 1922 02:15:42,873 --> 02:15:45,069 Yes, but there's one other problem. 1923 02:15:45,109 --> 02:15:48,705 He says there might be a problem. 1924 02:15:52,650 --> 02:15:56,246 Doiaru's hand in hand with Vasile, 1925 02:15:56,287 --> 02:16:01,282 the chief of police, the cop. 1926 02:16:01,325 --> 02:16:02,987 Boys, keep it down! 1927 02:16:03,027 --> 02:16:04,757 I'm talking to this gentleman here. 1928 02:16:04,795 --> 02:16:06,024 Please. 1929 02:16:06,063 --> 02:16:09,591 Doiaru is related to Vasile, the chief of police. 1930 02:16:09,633 --> 02:16:16,198 And if they use their weapons, we're history. 1931 02:16:16,240 --> 02:16:18,436 I understand, I understand, I understand. 1932 02:16:18,475 --> 02:16:20,740 You understand we can only fire if we're fired upon? 1933 02:16:20,778 --> 02:16:22,178 You understand that? 1934 02:16:22,212 --> 02:16:24,738 They are not allowed to use guns unless the other guys open fire. 1935 02:16:24,782 --> 02:16:29,186 If his police fires as much as one round, one round, 1936 02:16:29,219 --> 02:16:31,711 we're your first line of defense. 1937 02:16:31,755 --> 02:16:34,088 You have my word. 1938 02:16:34,124 --> 02:16:35,285 One round. 1939 02:16:39,496 --> 02:16:41,431 In the meantime, just wait it out. 1940 02:16:41,465 --> 02:16:43,297 For the moment, let's calm down. 1941 02:16:43,334 --> 02:16:45,269 Let it be he who casts the first stone. 1942 02:16:45,302 --> 02:16:47,965 Let him throw the first stone, that's it. 1943 02:16:48,005 --> 02:16:49,997 Just bring sticks, you know? 1944 02:16:50,040 --> 02:16:53,943 Sticks and stones can break my bones. 1945 02:16:53,978 --> 02:16:54,968 Names will never hurt me. 1946 02:16:55,012 --> 02:16:56,173 That's some phrase they use. 1947 02:16:56,213 --> 02:16:58,512 Sticks and stones... 1948 02:16:58,549 --> 02:16:59,573 And then... 1949 02:16:59,617 --> 02:17:00,676 Mother Goose. 1950 02:17:00,718 --> 02:17:01,777 The goose mother. 1951 02:17:01,819 --> 02:17:03,219 I'm telling you, 1952 02:17:03,253 --> 02:17:06,087 if Doiaru's cops shoot first, we'll protect you. 1953 02:17:06,123 --> 02:17:07,386 For real! 1954 02:17:07,424 --> 02:17:09,325 You bring your bats and stuff, and the rest is... 1955 02:17:09,360 --> 02:17:13,127 I think we should bring Doiaru here first. 1956 02:17:13,163 --> 02:17:14,927 Hold on, I have a plan. 1957 02:17:14,965 --> 02:17:16,399 He has a combination. 1958 02:17:16,433 --> 02:17:19,961 He call. 1959 02:17:33,517 --> 02:17:35,315 Don't you worry about a thing. 1960 02:17:35,352 --> 02:17:36,820 All the customs papers are there. 1961 02:17:36,854 --> 02:17:42,020 Transportation documents, licenses, everything you need. 1962 02:17:47,631 --> 02:17:50,795 At your service. 1963 02:17:50,834 --> 02:17:51,961 Sir...no. 1964 02:17:52,002 --> 02:17:54,403 So I'd appreciate it if this train 1965 02:17:54,438 --> 02:17:57,704 leaves first thing in the morning. 1966 02:17:57,741 --> 02:17:59,835 This is the representative of the Railway Company. 1967 02:17:59,877 --> 02:18:03,541 He has to make sure that you are dismissed. 1968 02:18:09,987 --> 02:18:13,151 My enemies hate me. 1969 02:18:17,161 --> 02:18:20,256 My enemies hate me, but they don't have my success. 1970 02:18:20,297 --> 02:18:26,203 And they won't be like me, not in their lifetime. 1971 02:18:26,236 --> 02:18:30,367 My enemies hate me, but they don't have my success. 1972 02:18:30,407 --> 02:18:33,741 And they won't be like me, not in their lifetime. 1973 02:18:45,055 --> 02:18:46,751 Hello! 1974 02:18:46,790 --> 02:18:47,849 Yeah! 1975 02:18:47,891 --> 02:18:51,953 This time I want fireworks! 1976 02:18:51,995 --> 02:18:53,691 Fireworks! 1977 02:18:53,731 --> 02:18:57,168 Lots of them! 1978 02:18:57,201 --> 02:18:59,432 We're gonna have fireworks! 1979 02:19:14,318 --> 02:19:19,416 United, united, united! 1980 02:19:37,608 --> 02:19:39,509 Hey. 1981 02:19:39,543 --> 02:19:42,012 Hey, it's me. 1982 02:19:45,182 --> 02:19:46,650 It's me. 1983 02:19:51,255 --> 02:19:54,919 I'm... 1984 02:19:54,958 --> 02:19:58,395 happy to hear your voice. 1985 02:19:58,428 --> 02:20:00,420 I'm in Romania. 1986 02:20:06,570 --> 02:20:08,471 You first. 1987 02:20:11,326 --> 02:20:14,455 "Day Five - The Last One" 1988 02:20:14,496 --> 02:20:15,691 So pay attention. 1989 02:20:15,731 --> 02:20:21,955 All the leaves are brown. 1990 02:20:22,037 --> 02:20:27,499 And the sky is gray. 1991 02:20:27,543 --> 02:20:30,308 The sky is gray. 1992 02:20:30,345 --> 02:20:34,305 If I've been for a valk... 1993 02:20:34,349 --> 02:20:35,339 Walk. 1994 02:20:35,384 --> 02:20:36,647 I've been for a walk. 1995 02:20:36,685 --> 02:20:37,675 The W is... 1996 02:20:37,719 --> 02:20:39,449 Walk... 1997 02:20:39,488 --> 02:20:43,220 on a winter's day. 1998 02:20:43,258 --> 02:20:50,097 I'd be safe and warm... 1999 02:20:50,132 --> 02:20:53,933 if I was in L.A. 2000 02:20:53,969 --> 02:20:55,232 California dreaming... 2001 02:20:55,270 --> 02:20:56,533 Doiaru will come from the right. 2002 02:20:56,572 --> 02:20:58,632 You guys stay on the barricades. 2003 02:20:58,674 --> 02:21:00,233 You don't step in until I signal you to! 2004 02:21:00,275 --> 02:21:04,576 On such a winter's day. 2005 02:21:08,383 --> 02:21:09,851 Yes. 2006 02:21:12,387 --> 02:21:17,087 Listen, you don't suck as much as I thought. 2007 02:21:47,890 --> 02:21:50,086 Boss, the villagers just caught the gypsies 2008 02:21:50,125 --> 02:21:51,423 who stole from the trains. 2009 02:21:51,460 --> 02:21:54,453 They just called me from the mayor's office. 2010 02:21:54,496 --> 02:21:55,828 Call in all the boys. 2011 02:21:55,864 --> 02:21:58,163 We're gonna tear their sorry asses to pieces. 2012 02:22:01,670 --> 02:22:03,298 And tell Vasile to bring in the cops too. 2013 02:22:09,912 --> 02:22:12,381 Listen, I want to tell you something. 2014 02:22:12,414 --> 02:22:13,643 Not now, I'm in a hurry. 2015 02:22:13,682 --> 02:22:14,741 Come on, it's important. 2016 02:22:14,783 --> 02:22:15,876 It has to wait till I get back. 2017 02:22:15,918 --> 02:22:17,147 You won't find me here anymore. 2018 02:22:19,655 --> 02:22:24,958 I want to go to college in Bucharest. 2019 02:22:24,993 --> 02:22:27,622 It's leaving in five minutes. 2020 02:22:45,614 --> 02:22:47,014 We come with you! 2021 02:22:47,049 --> 02:22:48,381 Yes, take us! 2022 02:22:48,417 --> 02:22:49,510 Yes, go to America! 2023 02:22:49,551 --> 02:22:52,146 Where the hell do you want to go? 2024 02:22:52,187 --> 02:22:53,678 I'm going to Turnu Severin, 2025 02:22:53,722 --> 02:22:56,385 and in two days, I'm back in Constanta. 2026 02:23:07,169 --> 02:23:08,569 Monica. 2027 02:23:21,650 --> 02:23:25,451 I want your phone number. 2028 02:23:25,487 --> 02:23:27,353 Phone. 2029 02:23:31,460 --> 02:23:33,861 They're coming. 2030 02:23:52,881 --> 02:23:54,349 Vasile, call your men. 2031 02:23:54,383 --> 02:23:56,352 Got it. 2032 02:24:06,094 --> 02:24:09,792 Yo, do you copy? 2033 02:24:09,831 --> 02:24:11,663 Listen up, okay? 2034 02:24:16,738 --> 02:24:21,301 What, you've had too much of a good thing? 2035 02:24:21,343 --> 02:24:24,802 You want a fight or what? 2036 02:24:24,846 --> 02:24:26,872 Don't make me, or I'll cut your balls off, all of you! 2037 02:24:26,915 --> 02:24:31,216 Thieves! 2038 02:24:31,253 --> 02:24:35,349 Somebody call in those Americans. 2039 02:24:35,390 --> 02:24:37,450 Come on, who wants to have his balls smashed first? 2040 02:26:13,022 --> 02:26:15,491 On behalf of NATO, I thank you, sir. 2041 02:26:15,525 --> 02:26:17,721 Damn good work. 2042 02:26:29,605 --> 02:26:30,834 Come on! 2043 02:26:30,873 --> 02:26:31,932 It's your dad! 2044 02:26:31,974 --> 02:26:32,998 They started fighting! 2045 02:26:34,243 --> 02:26:36,439 They started fighting. Come on! 2046 02:27:03,172 --> 02:27:06,165 No, no. 2047 02:27:34,904 --> 02:27:36,896 No! 2048 02:27:39,342 --> 02:27:42,335 Dad, no! 2049 02:27:45,214 --> 02:27:47,843 Whoa, whoa! 2050 02:27:47,884 --> 02:27:49,853 Harper! Did you see that? 2051 02:27:49,886 --> 02:27:50,910 Oh, yeah. 2052 02:29:04,227 --> 02:29:07,254 "The radar became functional at 1830, on June 9, 1999. 2053 02:29:07,296 --> 02:29:08,559 "Only two hours before that, 2054 02:29:08,598 --> 02:29:10,533 "NATO had announced the signing of a peace treaty 2055 02:29:10,566 --> 02:29:12,228 "with the Serbian armed forces in Kosovo, 2056 02:29:12,268 --> 02:29:13,702 "which put a final end to the bombing 2057 02:29:13,736 --> 02:29:14,829 and the military conflict." 2058 02:29:14,871 --> 02:29:18,035 "Bucharest 2004" 2059 02:29:56,245 --> 02:29:57,713 - Hey. - Hey. 2060 02:30:02,551 --> 02:30:03,678 Have a seat. 2061 02:30:03,719 --> 02:30:05,881 Sorry I'm late. 2062 02:30:09,458 --> 02:30:12,121 How are the little peaches? 2063 02:30:12,161 --> 02:30:14,130 Peachy? 2064 02:30:17,667 --> 02:30:20,227 What will it be? 2065 02:30:20,269 --> 02:30:23,797 A Coke, please. 2066 02:30:26,976 --> 02:30:30,469 So how's college? 2067 02:30:30,513 --> 02:30:32,277 Great. 2068 02:30:32,315 --> 02:30:33,305 You? 2069 02:30:33,349 --> 02:30:34,817 Yeah. 2070 02:30:34,850 --> 02:30:37,012 Yeah, what? 2071 02:30:37,053 --> 02:30:38,988 It's good. 2072 02:30:39,021 --> 02:30:41,115 I've got this one stupid failed exam I need to re-sit. 2073 02:30:41,157 --> 02:30:42,591 Really? 2074 02:30:42,625 --> 02:30:44,116 Really. 2075 02:30:44,160 --> 02:30:46,095 You? 2076 02:30:46,128 --> 02:30:47,596 Yes. 2077 02:31:09,352 --> 02:31:13,756 I've got 15 minutes left till my next class and... 2078 02:31:19,762 --> 02:31:23,221 Okay. 2079 02:31:23,265 --> 02:31:24,631 Let's go, then. 2080 02:31:31,040 --> 02:31:33,032 Thanks, but we're leaving. 132337

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