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[instrumental music]
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‐ Hey, y'all.
‐ Uh‐oh.
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Don't tell me
you almost hit the deaf kid
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up the street again.
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That hasn't happened
since little Arthur
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started wearing his veil.
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Then why are you crying?
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Well, I'm not crying
because I'm sad
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I'm crying because I'm happy.
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Wanda's wedding was beautiful.
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They make such a lovely couple.
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Look.
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‐ Damn!
‐ Damn!
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Oh, she got a twin
'cause he big enough for two.
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[chuckling]
Oh..
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They probably had to grease
the aisle to get him down there.
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Her wedding ring was
four carrots and a dozen donuts.
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Joke all you want.
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But Wanda found a great guy.
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And after seeing
how happy she is
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I decided to do
the same thing she did.
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What, use barbeque sauce
as perfume?
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No.
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Stop limiting who I'm dating
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and open myself up
to every possibility.
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Wanda made a promise
that she would say yes
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to anyone who asked her out.
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Please, okay?
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With your standards,
Jesus could ask you out
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and you'd turn Him down because
you're not feelin' his sandals.
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You know, I thought you cared
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because you're always riding me.
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Telling me to broaden
my horizons.
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Well, forget it.
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Alright, look, look.
I'm sorry, Neesee.
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Alright, no, no,
you are takin' a big step.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ Hey, look.
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He's so big, he's to be
continued on the back.
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♪ Hey! ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We stress sometimes ♪
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♪ It's All Of Us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go‐o‐o ♪♪♪
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♪ Somethin's got you.. ♪♪♪
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‐ Xylophone. Z‐Y‐‐
‐ Uh, uh, uh, uh.
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Okay, son.
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It would be excellent
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if you started
with a different letter.
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Oh. Okay.
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‐ B‐K‐‐
‐ Uh, you know what?
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Now you're spellin'
like your mama.
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That is no way
to prepare for a Spellin' Bee.
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[scoffs]
How would you know?
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You know who this is?
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This the Madam C. J. Walker
Elementary School
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Spellin' Bee champ!
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I can spell every word
in the dictionary
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but "Failure."
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That's easy.
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‐ F‐A‐Y‐L‐‐
‐ Son.
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Robert, let me coach him.
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What do you say, Bobby?
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You wanna be the best?
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You gotta learn from the best.
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That's me.
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Okay, now first order
of business
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get a bucket and some rags,
and follow me to my car.
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‐ But how's that going to‐‐
‐ Don't question my methods.
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Hey, it doesn't matter
how many layers you put on, boo.
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You can't defy Mother Nature.
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[both chuckling]
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‐ What's up, Neesee?
‐ Hey!
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Where's Bobby goin'?
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I have to take him
to his karate class.
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Dirk is helpin' him
get ready for his Spellin' Bee.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Or he's detailin' his car.
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‐ I'm not rich.
‐ Okay.
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So, how's the new plan goin'?
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Can't say, you know.
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Nobody has asked me out
in the last 24 hours.
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No!
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That's a shocker!
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‐ Oh, it is! Trust me.
‐ Uh, shoot! I'd take you out.
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Uh, Robert's mike was on,
I always listen
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just in case he says
something funny
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that we can use for a promo.
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It never happens though.
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Neesee, this my man, Greg.
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‐ Hey!
‐ 'Hi!'
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I'm serious
about taking you out.
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‐ Well, I'd love to, uh‐‐
‐ Excuse me. Watch yourself.
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Hey, hey..
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Take a rain check, yeah.
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It's nice meeting you,
I would love to stay
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but I'm short on time.
I mean, not short‐‐
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‐ Excuse us, excuse us.
‐ Oh..
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Oh, you know what?
I'm sorry, man.
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Actually, I should've checked
to see
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if it was okay with you first.
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Eh, eh, it is so not..
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He is a jealous ex.
I mean, he gets real crazy.
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Like restraining order crazy.
Like chokin'..
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‐ Neesee, excuse us, excuse us.
‐ Out of control..
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Neesee, whatever happened to you
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I will say yes
to anyone that asks. Huh?
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Robert, I am like Six Flags.
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You have to be at least
this tall
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to get on this ride.
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‐ Come on, he's a good dude!
‐ Well‐‐
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He's the VP of the studio,
he's very funny
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and everybody loves him.
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Everybody like who, Robert?
The Lollipop Guild?
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‐ Neesee..
‐ Why do you care?
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Because there was no point in us
getting divorced
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if we're gonna still
grow old and gray together.
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Come on, Neesee,
give him a shot. Huh?
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You're gonna break
his little heart.
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Fine!
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[chuckles]
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‐ Excuse me.
‐ Hey!
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So, um, as I was sayin',
I would love to go out with you.
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‐ Okay. Uh, great.
‐ Hmm.
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So, uh, I'll tell you what.
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I'll have my dad
pick us up around 8:00?
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I'm joking. It's just a joke.
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So, I'll see you then, alright?
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Good seeing you.
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[instrumental music]
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What's up, man?
Good to see you, boy.
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Alright.
This is our table right here.
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How you doin', Finn?
Alright.
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[Neesee thinking]
Lord! He's short!
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Yeah.
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[Neesee thinking]
Hope the bar has
booster seats.
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Let me get the stick out.
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[Neesee thinking]
Hmm, hmm, mm.
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That stick is almost
as tall as he is.
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Hold on, girl.
You got the wrong attitude.
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You're broadening your horizons
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opening up your world.
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Uh, ooh! Ooh!
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[Neesee thinking]
Who are you fooling?
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We look like
a damn circus act.
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Neesee!
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[Neesee thinking]
That's right,
act like you didn't see her
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and she'll keep walking.
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‐ Neesee! Hey!
‐ Oh, hey!
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‐ Oh, what's up?
‐ Hi.
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Oh, what is goin' on?
What are you doing here?
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‐ So, what are you, on a date?
‐ Huh? Oh, me? No!
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Did you know about that,
Neesee, huh?
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‐ Oh, hey! Hey! Hey!
‐ Hey!
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‐ Uh, I'm Greg.
‐ Hi, Greg. Nice to meet you.
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‐ I'm Jewel.
‐ Oh, okay.
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[Greg thinking]
Damn! She's tall.
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[Jewel thinking]
Damn! He's short.
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I already know
what you're thinking.
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I'm five foot
four and a half.
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Don't forget that half though.
Okay?
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Oh, no, I'm sure
she wasn't thinkin'.
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Oh, no! Actually, that's exactly
what I was thinking.
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[chuckles]
Hey, you wanna know
what's messed up?
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If I was like six inches
shorter, I'd be able
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to park at handicap spots.
'Cause legally, I'd be a dwarf.
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[chuckling]
Oh, he's funny.
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‐ Okay, y'all. Take care.
‐ Alright.
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Alright, babe. Well, it looks
like it's your shot.
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Unless you wanna forfeit. 'Cause
you're not gonna win anyway.
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Okay. Ooh!
This is kinda heavy.
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You packin' all that
in that little case?
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Oh, you should see my balls.
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No, no, no. I bowl,
I bowl on Tuesdays.
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Okay.
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‐ Don't scratch.
‐ Alright.
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♪ Whoo baby baby! ♪♪♪
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‐ 'Ooh, yeah!'
‐ How you like me now?
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I like you a lot.
'Cause I'm solids.
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Oh! Oh! And you knew it, too.
You‐‐
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Hey, I came to win, baby.
Alright?
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Let's see where I'm at.
What I got here. Okay.
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Uh‐huh, time to go uptown
on you, sweetie.
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Whoa. Oh.
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Oh, no, honey.
Unh‐unh, see.
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One foot must be
on the ground, partner.
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Are you serious?
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See, I came to win too, baby.
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♪ Ooh ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Ostentatious.
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‐ O‐S‐T‐I‐‐
‐ Wrong!
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Drop and give me twenty.
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Okay, one.
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What's wrong with you, Deuce?
We've been over this word.
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I know.
I just keep forgetting.
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Okay. You know what I think?
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It's time for my secret weapon.
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Alazay?
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That's just for dating.
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My secret weapon
for this is science.
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It's a proven fact
that the brain remembers smells
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over any other sense.
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Now, take a sniff
of this card..
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...while you read
those letters.
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[inhales deeply]
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Okay, now remember
those letters
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dancin' around
in a field of bananas.
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‐ Okay!
‐ Bring it!
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Ostentatious.
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‐ O‐S‐T‐E‐N‐T‐A‐T‐I‐O‐U‐S.
‐ 'Bam!'
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Now, let's take up some more
of these cards.
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Old Spice.
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Don't question my methods.
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‐ Hey! How'd it go?
‐ Great.
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I mean, he is so funny, Robert.
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I mean, not you funny,
but actually funny.
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‐ So, you had a good time?
‐ Yeah, I did.
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And you know, I appreciate you
encouragin' me to do it.
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Encouraging you?
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Neesee, I damn near had
to put a gun to your head.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Well, it worked.
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And I can't wait to see him
again, so thank you.
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Hey, look, maybe one day
you'll hook me up
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with one of your friends.
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Oh, why would I do that?
They're my friends.
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♪ Somethin's on my mind
tonight ♪
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♪ Gonna let you know ♪♪♪
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‐ Yo! Greg.
‐ Hey!
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What's up, man?
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Yo, I don't know
what you did last night
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but Neesee came home smilin'!
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What?
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Well, I know one reason
why she might be smilin'.
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But you didn't do that,
did you?
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‐ No, man!
‐ Oh, good.
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I mean, not‐not that I would
have a problem with it.
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‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ You know what I'm sayin'?
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You know, and‐and
I can assure you nothin'
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will get awkward just because
you're datin' my ex‐wife.
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I mean, we're all adults, right?
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And as adults, you know,
we do what we do, man.
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You know what?
Honestly, man, you don't even
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have to worry about that.
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Oh! I wasn't even really
feelin' her like that.
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You got jealous.
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No, I‐I'm not jokin'.
246
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,074
Like there‐there was
no connection.
247
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,742
I mean, she was cute.
She was fun.
248
00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:39,212
But there was no.. Like, what's
that thing? Like spark.
249
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,614
There was nothin' there.
250
00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,749
‐ Hold up, you serious?
‐ Yeah!
251
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,117
I don't think
I'm gonna see her again.
252
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,386
You know? I‐I know I'm not gonna
see her again.
253
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,854
'One day with Neesee
was plenty.'
254
00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,656
'Hell's enough, right?'
255
00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,267
Well, goodbye to you, too.
Robert, what?
256
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,708
♪ Can't rule my world ♪♪♪
257
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,175
Hey, hey, hey, Robert.
258
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,644
Should I do the volume button
259
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:14,147
and fake rubies
or fake diamonds?
260
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:17,250
Put the glue gun down, Neesee.
261
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,086
‐ I am so fine!
‐ No, you weren't fine..
262
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,388
When you ran three red lights
and jumped the curb
263
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,890
on your way home.
264
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,726
Well, somebody
was followin' me.
265
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,662
Yeah. Me!
266
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,096
Well, I wanted to hurry home
so I can make
267
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,332
the remote fabulous. I mean,
what if we have company?
268
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,835
Look at this thing, uh, uh?
269
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,710
You know..
270
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,345
...this whole thing
is just stupid.
271
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,380
You know, Wanda is stupid.
272
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,683
Her fat husband is stupid.
273
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,284
Men named Greg are stupid.
274
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,954
Look, alright.
Neesee, look, look, just..
275
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,121
[mumbles]
276
00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,761
Robert, I tried something
different.
277
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,396
Look what it got me.
278
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:06,066
Dumped by a guy
two inches taller than Bobby.
279
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,003
Well, actually,
he's one and a half.
280
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,705
‐ Boy!
‐ Alright.
281
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,841
[scoffs]
282
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,110
I thought the saying,
"Yes to anything" would work.
283
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,915
And we were off
to a great start.
284
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,254
And, uh..
285
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,265
[whispering]
You're burning me.
286
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,067
[groans]
287
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,742
‐ Yo!
‐ Yo!
288
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,110
I heard Greg dissed Neesee.
289
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,746
‐ That's hilarious.
‐ No, it's not. Okay?
290
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:55,348
Now I got to convince him
to give her another shot.
291
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,785
‐ Why?
‐ Because, man, I don't know..
292
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,220
It's good for her.
You know what I mean?
293
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,455
Like, she just started
openin' herself up.
294
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,924
And I don't want her
to shut down
295
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,292
just because this dude
didn't work out.
296
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,294
Please, you just want her
to get married
297
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,130
so you don't have to pay
alimony anymore.
298
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,933
‐ That too.
‐ Oh, oh, oh!
299
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,769
‐ Yo! Greg! What's up, man?
‐ Hey!
300
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,337
‐ Nothin' much, man.
‐ Yo! Yo! Check it out. Yo! Yo!
301
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,906
‐ I need you to do me a favor.
‐ No! No, no, nah.
302
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,107
I'm not gonna sing
"It's A Small World."
303
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,242
That's demeaning, man!
304
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,510
[laughing]
305
00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:25,411
A‐alright, listen, actually
306
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,514
I need you to ask
Neesee out again.
307
00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:29,883
No! No, no, no.
I‐I already told you.
308
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,018
Oh, come on, Greg. Listen,
she got her off night, man.
309
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,353
Give her another chance.
310
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,555
Okay, no disrespect, man.
311
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,089
But she‐she's just not for me.
312
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,892
What?
Did, did she talk too much?
313
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,227
Did she take too many
buffalo wings?
314
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,196
Look, I know..
315
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,566
She took all the drumsticks
and left you with the wings
316
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,967
and you had to stick
your tongue through
317
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,302
to pop the little
meat piece out, right?
318
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:52,472
‐ She's known for that, man.
‐ No! She's just..
319
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,541
Ugh. Meh.
320
00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:57,010
You know?
It‐it's just not happenin'.
321
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,344
I'm‐I'm not lookin'
for all that right now.
322
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,180
‐ Why?
‐ Look, dude, you divorced her.
323
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,481
You askin' me why?
324
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,318
Well, actually,
she divorced him.
325
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,853
Look, come on, man.
Give her another chance.
326
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,021
Why are you tryin'
to pimp out
327
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,923
your ex‐wife so hard, man?
328
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,292
‐ Whoa, whoa, excuse me?
‐ Yeah, yeah.
329
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,494
I‐I'd watch that tone.
330
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:15,996
Was I talkin' to you?
331
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,230
I have no idea
who you was talkin' to.
332
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,932
All I can see
is the top of your head.
333
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,901
Okay, okay. Look, look, look.
Chill, chill, chill, chill‐‐
334
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,436
Well, you're about to see
the bottom of my boot, man.
335
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,205
Oh, you got on boots
and you're only that tall, huh?
336
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,274
Oh, well.. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. Look, look, look.
337
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,943
I don't think you want
this, Greg, okay?
338
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,545
Especially in a place
of business.
339
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,946
Well, how about you pick
the place
340
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,280
where you want
your ass whooped?
341
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,516
Yeah, we could do that.
342
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:36,917
How about you pump the breaks
343
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,318
on your little clown car?
344
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,987
It's not gonna end well for you.
345
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,322
Tell me why.
'Cause I'm short?
346
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,558
Huh? Is that where
you get that from?
347
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,126
Mm. That's enough, man.
348
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,529
Now, I'm serious.
That, that is it.
349
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:51,331
That is it, man!
Mm. It!
350
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,300
[both laughing]
351
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,238
[grunting]
352
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,941
[screaming]
353
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,910
[instrumental music]
354
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,553
I think he chipped my tooth.
355
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,355
How somebody so small
get their foot up that high?
356
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,491
You didn't see that?
He flipped off my back.
357
00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:23,964
Uh, we need a story, bro.
358
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,431
We got jumped by,
like, six dudes.
359
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,434
‐ No! Ten dudes.
‐ No, no, no. Ten is too many.
360
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,537
Not accordin' to your face.
361
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,141
Oh, my God! What happened?
362
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,911
Oh, Neesee, there was
this gang of ten‐‐
363
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,412
Thirty, thirty dudes.
364
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,448
And‐and they had
a pregnant pitbull
365
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,951
and‐and‐and‐and machetes.
366
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,121
‐ Robert.
‐ Huh?
367
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,329
Greg beat us up.
368
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,363
Well, now,
if you don't want to tell me
369
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,632
I can just take my stuff‐‐
370
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,701
No, no, no, Neesee,
it's the truth.
371
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,204
Dirk has little shoe treads
on his face to prove it.
372
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,972
‐ Oh!
‐ It was horrible.
373
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,274
‐ He was fast and nimble.
‐ And strong.
374
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,610
What? I..
375
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,545
What on earth
were you fightin' about?
376
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,116
Greg said if I talked,
he'd kill me.
377
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:21,121
You know what? I probably need
to help Bobby with his spelling.
378
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,256
Uh, uh, uh. Robert, no.
379
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,691
Come on, spill it.
What happened?
380
00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:25,692
[sighs]
381
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,996
I tried to convince him
to give you another shot.
382
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,364
What?
383
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,499
I don't need you to beg for me.
384
00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:35,502
This is embarrassin', Robert.
385
00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:38,204
You know, how could you
do this to me?
386
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,272
What'd he say?
387
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,511
All I heard was his little fist
poundin' me in my head.
388
00:15:44,545 --> 00:15:47,047
It was like gettin' hit
with little snickers.
389
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,150
This doesn't make any sense.
390
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,085
The date was great.
I was great.
391
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,155
I looked great.
We had a great time.
392
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:59,392
You kn.. It doesn't matter.
I'm‐I'm done, I'm done.
393
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,095
He didn't say anything?
394
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,631
I mean, the only thing he said
was, "She's.."
395
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,667
What does...mean?
396
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,134
It means..
397
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,170
Well, it doesn't mean anything.
398
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,639
That's the thing about
non‐verbal communication.
399
00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:15,576
It could mean a lot of things.
400
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:19,345
Look, Neesee, he..
He said he wasn't feeling you.
401
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,614
What wasn't he feeling?
402
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,584
What's not to feel?
403
00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:27,253
I don't know. Maybe you asked
too many questions.
404
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,288
Maybe you're a lot to handle.
405
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,790
I'm what?
406
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,458
A lot to handle?
I am not a lot to handle.
407
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,527
Now, why are you
gettin' mad at me
408
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,095
like I'm the one
who's sayin' it?
409
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,263
‐ You are saying it.
‐ I am the messenger.
410
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,733
‐ I thought the message was..
‐ It was!
411
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,602
But why are you tellin' me
I'm too hard to handle?
412
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:44,370
Because of what you're
doin' right now!
413
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,140
Look, Neesee, you asked me
to guess, I guessed.
414
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,274
What do you want me to say,
you want me to say
415
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,510
you're easy to deal with?
416
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:50,811
Like you are?
417
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,345
I'm easy to deal with
than you are.
418
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,247
Oh, so, that's why
you've had so many
419
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,482
successful relationships.
420
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,186
You know what?
421
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,355
I'm sorry I even tried
to hook you up with a date.
422
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,790
Well, me, too!
423
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:10,597
[instrumental music]
424
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,274
You're up?
425
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:25,211
Yeah, uh, Bobby's flash cards
426
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,380
needed to be organized.
427
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,082
Oh, yeah, well, um..
428
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,518
I got some work to do
for the show, I'll..
429
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,253
...be over here.
430
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,621
Fine.
431
00:17:48,602 --> 00:17:50,336
‐ What?
‐ Huh?
432
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,405
Oh, I'm just working.
433
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,651
‐ What?
‐ What?
434
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,288
Look, Neesee,
I'm sorry about last night.
435
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,557
And me, too. I'm..
436
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,425
Okay, look, it's like this,
alright?
437
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,528
Sometimes you are
a little hard to handle.
438
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:15,729
I know.
439
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,897
But I didn't mean to say it
440
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,231
like it was a bad thing.
441
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,267
It's actually a great thing.
442
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,669
You're complicated.
443
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,173
And that's better than
simple any day.
444
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,643
‐ Really?
‐ Absolutely.
445
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,477
I just wish that Greg
would have been smart enough
446
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:34,515
to see what was standin'
in front of him.
447
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,916
Yeah, well..
448
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,383
It would have been nice
to have a boyfriend
449
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,519
who could kick your ass.
450
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,654
[both chuckling]
451
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,589
Yeah, and it would have been
nice to see you
452
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,424
drivin' him around
in that baby seat.
453
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,259
[laughing]
454
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:48,729
You know, by the way
455
00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,363
I'm still stickin' to my plan.
456
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,732
'Cause even though
it didn't work out this time
457
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,433
I still had fun.
458
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,703
That's good, Neesee.
You deserve to be happy.
459
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:57,904
Thank you.
460
00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:59,706
[both laughing]
461
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:05,245
Baby! Oh, what are you doin'
up so early?
462
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:09,349
Uncle Dirk said I needed to take
my training to the next level.
463
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,885
He said something about
chasing chickens.
464
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,922
Bobby Deuce,
let's do this.
465
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:18,158
Henrietta's fed
and ready to run.
466
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,663
Don't question my methods.
467
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,731
Oh, well, we don't have to.
468
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:27,200
‐ Because you're F‐I‐R‐E‐D!
‐ Wait.
469
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,202
But I got the chicken
until 10:30.
470
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,171
[instrumental music]
471
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,710
(Neesee)
Ooh, okay.
472
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,278
I'll let you
break 'em first, alright?
473
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,379
‐ Rack 'em up.
‐ Lets see what you've got.
474
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,747
Heh‐heh.
475
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,450
Jewel?
476
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,320
‐ What you doin' here?
‐ Oh, hi!
477
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,222
How you doin', girl, huh?
478
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,724
‐ Are, are you on a date?
‐ Wha.. What?
479
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,826
Am‐am‐am I on a date? No!
480
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,728
No, no, no! Are you guys..
481
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,962
‐ Us?
‐ Yeah.
482
00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,698
(both)
No!
483
00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:00,801
Baby, empty that bridge
so I can take the shot.
484
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:03,369
[Greg mumbles]
485
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,506
‐ Here you go, baby.
‐ Thanks, sweetheart.
486
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,973
[both laughing]
487
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,910
Hey, yo! Is that‐is that
funny to you, man?
488
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,477
[chuckles]
Oh, no.
489
00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:13,580
You know what, man?
T‐that's it, man!
490
00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:16,783
No, I'm serious, dude.
Like, that's it, man!
491
00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:18,719
Watch out, baby.
Move over to this side.
492
00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,353
‐ Do you want some more?
‐ I want some more.
493
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,655
‐ I ain't scared of you.
‐ I will hold it.
494
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,456
Alright?
I ain't scared of you..
495
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,491
Come on!
496
00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:26,893
You get, Greg.
497
00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:28,862
[Greg grunting]
498
00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:34,434
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