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[instrumental music]
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[school bell ringing]
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[children clamoring]
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Excuse me. Check it out.
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I'll give you a dollar if you
let me get in front of the line.
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Make it a 20.
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You little extortionist.
Here!
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‐ Hey, hey, no cuts.
‐ Yeah, back in the line!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Control the children
of the corn!
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Excuse me, I'll have two scoops
of Hansel and Pretzel, please!
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‐ Alright.
‐ Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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You're in luck, buddy.
You just got the last of it.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ Hey, it's the flavor I wanted.
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Oh, you want a lick? Psyche!
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[laughing]
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‐ Ow! Little hater.
‐ 'Come here.'
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[woman screaming]
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Hey! Hey!
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[grunts]
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, my! Ooh!
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Ooh!
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I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
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Ah! The emergency brake.
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‐ Ah.
‐ Oh, goodness.
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Uh, uh, thank you.
That‐that was so brave of you.
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‐ Well, you okay?
‐ I.. Yeah, I, uh..
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Just a little shaken up.
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Can I make it up to you?
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Can I buy you a cup of coffee?
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How are you gonna buy me
a cup of coffee
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when you just got
your purse snatched?
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Well, can you loan me some money
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so I could buy you
a cup of coffee?
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Yeah, uh, hold on, I'm gonna
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just go get my ice cream
real quick, okay?
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Oops. You want the last bite?
Psyche!
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪
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♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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(man on TV)
'Come on, girl. Beautiful!'
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'That's it.
Keep it goin'. Work it..'
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‐ Hey, mommy.
‐ 'Hey, y'all.'
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Hi!
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Betty, how's carpool life
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treatin' you?
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Bobby is a dream.
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He's made Octavia
feel so welcome.
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In fact, I was wonderin'
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if they could have a play date
next Saturday?
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Oh! Of course. How about‐‐
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I got that thing, remember?
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That thing that I do
on Saturdays.
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What thing?
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I'm trying to tell you
that I rather do
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something else with my other
friends next Saturday.
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Well, then, that's all
you had to say.
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‐ Okay. How about Sunday?
‐ 'Great!'
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‐ See you then.
‐ 'Okay.'
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‐ Bye, Bobby.
‐ Bye! See ya!
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Mom, what are you doing to me?
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‐ I can't play with her.
‐ Why not?
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Everyone calls her
"Ugmella Bad Harrington."
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Robert Humphrey James, Jr.
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I raised you better than that.
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No one's ugly.
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I'll give her strange.
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But you can't go around
blamin' people
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for not havin' our genes.
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That's ugly!
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Well, everyone's gonna
laugh at me.
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Baby, they laughed
at Martin Luther King, Jr.
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But look how he turned out.
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Didn't he die?
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Boy, you are gonna play
with that nice little
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weird girl and that's that!
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Oh, man!
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[instrumental music]
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Ow!
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[groaning]
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‐ Your grip is too tight.
‐ Aah!
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You're hindering
your rhythm and release.
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‐ Okay.
‐ See.
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Golf is ninety percent mental
and ten percent physical‐‐
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Ooh, that's my spot.
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So you have to know
when to apply
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the power thrust
in your swing.
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‐ Oh, yeah, okay.
‐ Okay, wait, wait, wait.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
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Now go.
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‐ Whoo!
‐ Whoo!
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[both laughing]
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So, do I propose to you
now or what?
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‐ No.
‐ No, I am serious.
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I haven't met anybody
as cool as you
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in a long time.
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And I mean a long time
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if you know
what I'm talking about?
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[chuckling]
I mean, just an hour ago
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you were gettin' mugged,
and now you're teaching me
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to be the second best
brother in golf.
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‐ Hmm.
‐ And I accept!
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Right!
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You're not seeing anyone
special, are you?
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Oh, me? No. I'm free.
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Like..
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No, but there's
one little minor thing.
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My ex‐wife lives with me.
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She lives with me
because we have a son together.
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Trust me,
there's nothin' between us.
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Okay.
Well, don't worry about it.
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I just appreciate you
being honest.
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I don't know too many men
who would do that.
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What, raise their son?
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No. Their ex‐wives.
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[grunts]
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Whoo!
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Damn! Cherry bombs!
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I'm gonna need you
to pee in a cup.
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♪ Ooh don't let me go ♪
♪ No I won't girl ♪
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♪ And hold on ♪♪♪
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Yo! Kenny, it's the big 2‐1.
What's your plan, dawg?
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I don't know, man.
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Man, on your 21st birthday,
you gotta do something
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you're never gonna forget.
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I know, man. Like,
what did you do for yours?
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I can't remember.
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But I heard it involved
Saran wraps, some hot caramel
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and a thick chick
named "Sneaky."
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Mm. I think she works
in Accountin'.
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Well, then my check stubs
has already done
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half the talkin' for me.
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‐ I'm goin' to get the number.
‐ Oh, oh, oh, hold up, playboy.
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Twenty dollars say you won't.
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‐ Anybody else?
‐ Ooh, I‐I got five on it.
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Ah, look here, dawg, we got $50
that say that you won't.
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‐ What you gonna do?
‐ Have my money ready.
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Be right back.
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‐ Hi.
‐ No!
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‐ Ex‐excuse me?
‐ No!
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You don't even know
what I was going to say.
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You're right, go ahead.
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Now you ruined it.
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[all laughing]
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Forget it. She's gay.
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Alright, look, look,
look, look, look.
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Let me try, alright?
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With the $50 that I've just won
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not only will I get her number
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I'll kiss her.
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Here, I will give you $50.
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You got the coconut
to try that.
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Yeah.
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‐ What's up?
‐ Hi.
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I don't think that's the girl
in Accountin'.
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Yes. Thanks, Octavia.
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That's the first time
I got past that level.
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You guys go up
and get your jackets
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so we won't be late
for the movie.
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Hey...see what happens
when you give people a chance
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you normally wouldn't?
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Yeah, but does this still count
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if you made me play with her?
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Go get your jacket, son.
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Hey, hey, what's up, son?
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Did Nas and Kelis have a baby?
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Oh, another date
with mystery woman, huh?
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Her name is Eva.
Mystery what?
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Well, it's been two weeks
and I ain't seen her yet.
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She must not be that cute.
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She's cuter than you.
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‐ I doubt it.
‐ Now which shirt do you like?
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‐ The blue or the green?
‐ Green.
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Blue it is!
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[knocking on door]
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Hi, I'm here for Robert.
I'm Eva.
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Uh, oh, okay.
Uh, come in.
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Um, Robert should be down
in a minute.
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You know, did he
ever tell you‐‐
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Oh, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, listen, um..
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...whatever she said,
don't even listen to her
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'cause, you know, she's..
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[imitating bird cuckooing]
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Come on, let's go.
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‐ Oh, wait, Robert.
‐ Hmm?
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You got somethin'
on the back of you.
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What? Ooh.
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She ain't cuter than me.
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[hip hop song]
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[upbeat music]
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Take it! Take it!
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Oh! Oh, my God! Oh! Ooh!
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‐ Well, Robert can't come.
‐ Uh, what?
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I bet he's late
with his girlfriend.
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‐ More bucks?
‐ Yes! Ooh!
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Okay, birthday boy.
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You have a special dance
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by our two most‐requested ladies
at Dimes.
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Salt and Pepper,
come make Kenny happy.
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He looks bored.
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[upbeat music]
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[gasps]
My favorite seasoning.
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Ooh, Salt, I'd like to have you
on my fries
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on my chicken, anything.
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Ooh, ooh, I just wanna
squeeze and hold you.
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Here, take all my money.
Take everything.
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Yeah, ooh! Ah! God!
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Look at you. I just wanna..
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Whoo!
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I guess he's not
with his girlfriend.
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♪ 'Cause it feels so weird ♪♪♪
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‐ Robert! Yo!
‐ Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Uh, Dirk, he's at the gym.
What's wrong?
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Who says somethin's wrong?
I ain't said nothing's wrong.
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Nothing wrong, you're wrong.
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Okay. Well, since he's not here,
why don't you...go?
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I'm trying to do
my hula hoop workout.
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I don't need any comments
from the peanut gallery.
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Alright, look.
Let's say you had a best friend.
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And hypothetically, your best
friend was datin' a stripper..
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Eva's a stripper?
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[scoffs]
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I knew she had tramp
written all over her.
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Ain't nobody said that about
Robert and Eva.
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I said hypothetically. Listen.
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Dirk, you've never been
a good liar.
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How am I gonna tell him,
I had a whole speech ready
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for when I saw him, but..
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...he's really into this girl.
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That's why you have to come on
out and just tell him.
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Don't mince your words.
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Yo! What's up, Dirky?
You're here early.
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Tell him.
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Tell me what?
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Uh, nothin'.
How was your workout?
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Oh, I didn't go,
'cause I was out buyin' this.
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Yeah, it's a Bugs Bunny
alarm clock.
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Eva told me, when
she was little, this was her
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favorite thing
in the whole wide world.
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When some people broke
into her house and took it
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and she cried for months.
So.. Yeah.
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Well, was she born
with a "Rob me" sticker
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on her forehead?
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No, when the alarm goes off,
Bugs goes..
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[mimics alarm clock]
"Wake up, doc."
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[laughs]
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Robert, I got somethin'
to tell you.
252
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,356
What's up?
253
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,958
There's‐there's no easy way
to say it
254
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:05,992
so I'm just gonna come out
and say it.
255
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,227
Alright.
256
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,196
Eva's a..
257
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,866
Neesee.
258
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,269
She's a, a‐‐
259
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:17,871
Oh, my God. A man? What?
260
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,742
‐ She's a stripper.
‐ Named Pepper.
261
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,380
[instrumental music]
262
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,883
Pepper?
263
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,185
I'd like to hear the names
that didn't make the cut.
264
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,790
I understand why you're angry.
265
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,827
You think it's easy for me
to tell a guy
266
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,395
I like about what I do?
267
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,931
You think
I like goin' through this?
268
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,468
And FYI, Chilly
was already taken.
269
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,203
I don't even know who you are,
I don't even know
270
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,939
who I've been dating
for the past couple of weeks.
271
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,240
‐ I'm sorry.
‐ Uh..
272
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,478
I‐I was, I was caught off guard.
273
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:01,515
I wasn't lookin' for anybody,
and then I just fell for you.
274
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,787
I just didn't want you
to look at me differently.
275
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,901
Believe me.
276
00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:24,437
I didn't wanna look at you
differently.
277
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,881
♪ I got his love ♪♪♪
278
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,083
I put extra cheese
on your sandwich.
279
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,519
Looks like an extra‐cheese day.
280
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,253
[scoffs]
Look, Neesee
281
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,889
I ain't even trippin', okay?
282
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,391
I'm like a book,
I'll just turn the page.
283
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,327
It's like a cold,
I'll get over it.
284
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,296
I'm like the price of gas.
I'll rise, Neesee.
285
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,200
Good.
286
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,468
Could you hand me the pepper?
287
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,471
That's it! That's it!
288
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,541
Alright, no more hot seasonings
in this house
289
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,142
from right now!
290
00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:07,213
Robert, maybe you can still
date her.
291
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,282
I mean, should it matter
that she walks around topless
292
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:12,385
and dances on poles
for a living?
293
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,889
Who is to say she doesn't have
class when her clothes are on?
294
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,058
Is this you helpin'?
295
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,193
Look, I couldn't even date her
even if I wanted to.
296
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,494
‐ She's a‐‐
‐ A whore.
297
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,199
No, she's a dancer..
298
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,505
...who takes her clothes off and
straddles strange men for money.
299
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,610
Unh‐unh.
Not all of 'em are strange.
300
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,311
Some of 'em are your friends.
301
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,657
Guess what, me and Octavia
302
00:14:50,691 --> 00:14:53,093
won the handball championship
of the world.
303
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,228
Really? How many other kids
are up there?
304
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,429
Just us.
305
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,935
[laughs]
306
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,604
Ah, looks like you and Octavia
307
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,205
are gettin' along these days.
308
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,408
Yeah, she's not that weird,
after all.
309
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,677
Well, actually she is.
310
00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:12,646
[laughs]
311
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,348
But it's kinda fun.
Mom was right.
312
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:19,219
You might make a new friend if
you just give someone a chance.
313
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,221
‐ That's good advice.
‐ Yup.
314
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,257
And just because she's different
doesn't mean she's a bad person.
315
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,325
Did your mom say that, too?
316
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,727
No Octavia told me that.
317
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,729
[laughs]
318
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,564
Well, she's right.
319
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,934
The most important thing
is what you feel right here.
320
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,203
The only thing
I feel right there
321
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,240
is that fruit roll‐up
I found on Ms. Betty's window.
322
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,208
‐ Can I‐‐
‐ Make it happen, captain.
323
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,283
♪ Don't know what to ♪
324
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,619
♪ I don't know what to do ♪♪♪
325
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:53,987
Hey.
326
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,458
‐ Hey.
‐ Thanks for meetin' me here.
327
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,026
You know, I've been wantin'
to talk to you
328
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,662
since the other night, I just..
329
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,996
I'm sorry, but I was‐‐
330
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,298
I'm the one who owes you
an apology.
331
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:15,742
I should've told you,
but I got scared.
332
00:16:15,776 --> 00:16:17,644
‐ I really like you, Robert.
‐ Yeah, but, listen‐‐
333
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:20,180
I‐I know, now's the time
that you're
334
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,182
about to break‐up with me,
right?
335
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,317
As much as I appreciate you not
doing it on the phone
336
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,521
it's still not gonna be easy
in person.
337
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,690
No, no, no, no, no.
What are you talkin' about?
338
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:32,458
‐ I still wanna see you.
‐ What? Why?
339
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,394
I mean, really?
340
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,297
Listen, I've been doin'
some soul searchin', right?
341
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,333
And I realized
that I'm really feeling you.
342
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,269
I mean, think about it, man.
I mean, you make me laugh.
343
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,238
You taught me how to play golf.
344
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,509
And you secretly wanna go too
just like I wanna go too‐‐
345
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,377
Aah! Yeah.
346
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,446
I was thinkin' about
puttin' a little champagne glass
347
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,149
in the bottom, so when we kiss,
we can toast.
348
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:03,289
Mm, I didn't expect to hear
this, but I'm happy to hear it.
349
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,792
Hey, look, I can't believe
the words that are comin'
350
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:08,461
out of my mouth, either, but..
351
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,030
...they're real.
352
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:14,134
And that's why I wanna help you.
353
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:15,769
Help me?
354
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,605
You don't have to do
what you're doin'.
355
00:17:18,639 --> 00:17:24,444
Oh! Well, thank you because
I never thought of that.
356
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,714
Are you being sarcastic?
357
00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:30,684
[laughs]
Are you being serious?
358
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,419
No, I was just tryin' to help.
359
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,523
I tried the regular jobs,
Robert.
360
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,759
The money I made at those
in one week
361
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,795
didn't compare to what I make
in one night dancin'.
362
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,797
So I quit.
363
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,498
Do you really think
I'm doing this
364
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,168
because I don't know that
there are other jobs out there?
365
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,537
No, I think something
went wrong between
366
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,238
"What do I wanna be
when I grow up?"
367
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,341
and, "Oh! I can be a stripper."
368
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,110
‐ Ooh.
‐ Look, Eva.
369
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,779
I just think that you have
more potential than that.
370
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:02,215
Well, it's not like I have sex
with these men, Robert.
371
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,384
[chuckles]
Woo!
372
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,320
You sound just like my mother.
373
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:10,423
The same disappointment
in your voice.
374
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,293
But I'm gonna tell you
like I told her.
375
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,562
It works for me right now.
376
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,363
[sighs]
377
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,436
Alright, look,
if it works for you..
378
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,438
...then I'll just have to
deal with it.
379
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,543
‐ You'll just deal with it?
‐ Yes.
380
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,177
That's sweet, Robert.
381
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,445
But no matter what you say,
you're never
382
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,447
gonna be able to deal with it.
383
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,685
Wait a minute,
are you breakin' up with me?
384
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:39,886
Yeah.
385
00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:43,690
I like you too much not to.
386
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,535
[instrumental music]
387
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,671
[arcade game beeping]
388
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,441
Just so you know, the class
calls you names, too.
389
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,409
Really? Like what?
390
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,812
My favorite is Slobby Bobby.
391
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,451
One time I fell asleep
and drooled. One time.
392
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,353
And that's why I punched
Reggie in the face.
393
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,955
Um‐hmm.
394
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,323
Man, good friends
are hard to find.
395
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:21,494
[sighs]
Find out where she works, son.
396
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,267
♪ Na‐na na‐naa ♪♪♪
397
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,375
Neesee, did you see our son?
398
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,444
Two weeks ago, he was trying
to kick Little Kelis out.
399
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,615
[chuckles]
And now he's got his arm
around her. Pretty amazing, huh?
400
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,818
All he knows is that
he has a good time with her.
401
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,953
I wanna be him when I grow up.
402
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,526
Robert, I know I talked bad
about Eva
403
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,360
but I think you should be
commended for looking
404
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,463
beyond the surface
and wanting to stand by her.
405
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,199
Says a lot
about your character.
406
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,603
Thank you, Neesee.
407
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:03,870
I mean, I wouldn't wanna
go around
408
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:05,539
braggin' about it and nothing,
but..
409
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,842
No, no, no.
Hey, look, you're right.
410
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,677
Some people don't know
when a good opportunity
411
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,746
is starin' them in their face.
412
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,481
Obviously, I wasn't
what she needed.
413
00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:18,284
Yeah, well, like I said,
she's stupid.
414
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,422
But one day,
a less stupid one'll come along
415
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,625
and she'll be lucky to have you.
416
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,027
Until then,
you're stuck with me.
417
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,829
And whatever you caught
from her.
418
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,934
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