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Look at those big cheeks. 2 00:00:05,148 --> 00:00:06,925 Ooh, I just wanna squish 'em. 3 00:00:06,949 --> 00:00:08,918 I'm gonna put you in my bingo bag 4 00:00:08,951 --> 00:00:10,119 and take you home. 5 00:00:10,153 --> 00:00:12,121 Yes, I will. 6 00:00:12,155 --> 00:00:15,158 Sorry. 7 00:00:15,191 --> 00:00:17,693 Yeah, sorry for looking at your baby too hard. 8 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,438 I've seen cuter babies anyways. 9 00:00:19,462 --> 00:00:21,330 Way cuter. 10 00:00:21,364 --> 00:00:23,499 I'm so sorry that Paul ran away 11 00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:25,802 when he thought that you were pregnant. 12 00:00:25,835 --> 00:00:29,272 Didn't even stick around to find out it was a false positive. 13 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:35,111 If I had a grandbaby for every time that Paul ran away, 14 00:00:35,144 --> 00:00:37,380 I'd be the king of kookums. 15 00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:41,117 Have you even heard from him? 16 00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:43,553 Nah. He's too scared. 17 00:00:43,619 --> 00:00:45,855 He wouldn't show his face around here, 18 00:00:45,888 --> 00:00:47,356 but, don't worry. 19 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:50,159 I've even got spotters at the airport. 20 00:00:50,193 --> 00:00:53,663 He's broke and a coward. How's he gonna get back here? 21 00:00:53,696 --> 00:00:54,964 Mail himself? 22 00:00:54,997 --> 00:00:58,501 Imagine the size of the box. 23 00:00:58,534 --> 00:01:00,303 Imagine the cost of shipping. 24 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:34,103 This is Laughingstick In the Morning, 25 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:37,173 and it's nomination day in Grouse Lake. 26 00:01:37,206 --> 00:01:40,576 Everyone wants to know who will challenge Deedee 27 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:42,678 to become our next Chief. 28 00:01:42,712 --> 00:01:46,249 I'm supervising the process all day long, 29 00:01:46,282 --> 00:01:48,684 so here's Uncle Bullshit and the Time Wasters, 30 00:01:48,718 --> 00:01:53,189 with their nine-hour song, "Ain't Got Nowhere Else To Go". 31 00:02:00,363 --> 00:02:03,065 Whoa! You look way bigger, bro. 32 00:02:03,099 --> 00:02:05,601 Fok man, why didn't you pay for faster shipping? 33 00:02:05,635 --> 00:02:07,637 I was in that box forever. 34 00:02:07,703 --> 00:02:09,114 They told me you're a heavy item. 35 00:02:09,138 --> 00:02:10,916 I don't have big box money, bro. 36 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:12,108 Shut up, cock nose! 37 00:02:12,141 --> 00:02:13,209 What's up, fat face? 38 00:02:15,578 --> 00:02:17,356 Man, everyone's gonna be pissed at me. 39 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:19,448 I'm gonna go hide out in the lodge. 40 00:02:19,482 --> 00:02:20,583 No way, man. 41 00:02:20,616 --> 00:02:21,927 You can't get into any of those rooms. 42 00:02:21,951 --> 00:02:23,629 Remember those dogs that had puppies in the tub? 43 00:02:23,653 --> 00:02:25,097 Well, those puppies had puppies 44 00:02:25,121 --> 00:02:27,223 and those puppies are big and hungry now. 45 00:02:27,256 --> 00:02:28,491 Are you serious? 46 00:02:28,558 --> 00:02:30,092 Whole lodge shut down. 47 00:02:30,126 --> 00:02:31,937 Just stay in here, bro. There's lots of room. 48 00:02:31,961 --> 00:02:35,498 Are those buckets labelled number one and number two 49 00:02:35,565 --> 00:02:37,376 because that's your favourite bucket 50 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,977 and that's your second favourite bucket? 51 00:02:39,001 --> 00:02:40,636 Yeah, sure, man. 52 00:02:40,670 --> 00:02:42,772 Fok it! I'm gonna go stay with Brady. 53 00:02:42,805 --> 00:02:44,240 Hang on, bro! 54 00:02:45,274 --> 00:02:46,342 Brady left. 55 00:02:46,409 --> 00:02:49,078 Went to go remarry his ex, Prank Wife. 56 00:02:49,111 --> 00:02:50,889 Turns out the whole wedding was a prank. 57 00:02:50,913 --> 00:02:52,181 That's rough, bro. 58 00:02:52,248 --> 00:02:53,616 I'll say. 59 00:02:53,649 --> 00:02:55,928 And then the North Store sent him up to Norway House. 60 00:02:55,952 --> 00:02:58,354 Those Cree aunties are gonna eat him alive! 61 00:02:58,421 --> 00:02:59,855 Just go stay with Rose, man. 62 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:01,490 She'll take took you back, 63 00:03:01,524 --> 00:03:03,635 even though you broke her sleep apnea machine. 64 00:03:03,659 --> 00:03:04,694 Hey, man! 65 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,138 She's the one that wanted to dress up 66 00:03:06,162 --> 00:03:08,698 as fighter pilots for Halloween, not me. 67 00:03:08,764 --> 00:03:10,075 You looked deadly, bro. 68 00:03:10,099 --> 00:03:11,867 I'll figure something out. 69 00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:16,672 Hey, hey. Nominate Deedee. 70 00:03:16,706 --> 00:03:19,175 My girl, what are you handing out? 71 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:21,277 Nothing. 72 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:23,679 I don't need to give anything cool away. 73 00:03:23,713 --> 00:03:25,715 Okay, gotcha. 74 00:03:25,781 --> 00:03:28,718 Nothing cool. 75 00:03:28,784 --> 00:03:32,154 Seriously, Mom? 76 00:03:32,188 --> 00:03:34,724 I don't need no damn voting potatoes. 77 00:03:37,994 --> 00:03:41,364 I just hope you get a second nomination. 78 00:03:41,397 --> 00:03:42,632 I already got Lips. 79 00:03:42,665 --> 00:03:44,385 Lips! Have a CD. 80 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:48,304 I can be your second. 81 00:03:48,337 --> 00:03:53,576 It would be embarrassing if a family member endorsed me. 82 00:03:53,643 --> 00:03:56,312 I need a rando to do it, not my mom. 83 00:03:56,345 --> 00:03:57,546 Who? 84 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,582 Willard over there'll do it. 85 00:03:59,649 --> 00:04:03,753 Not even, you had his Christmas lights shut off. 86 00:04:03,819 --> 00:04:06,322 How can Christmas lights be too bright? 87 00:04:06,355 --> 00:04:10,192 They were way over the legal limit. 88 00:04:10,226 --> 00:04:14,397 Besides, Norma's got me. 89 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:16,699 Not even! 90 00:04:16,732 --> 00:04:19,502 You shut down her kid's lemonade stand, 91 00:04:19,535 --> 00:04:22,038 and they were calling you, "Native Karen." 92 00:04:22,071 --> 00:04:24,073 Those brats didn't even have a permit. 93 00:04:24,106 --> 00:04:26,342 Good ol' Ray won't let me down. 94 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:28,086 Took away his trampoline. 95 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:31,113 That wasn't me. The wind blew it away. 96 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:35,451 Took away his chicken coop, took away his crossbow, 97 00:04:35,518 --> 00:04:40,623 fined her for burning grass and fined him for smoking it. 98 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:45,194 He was standing right in front of the Head Start. 99 00:04:45,227 --> 00:04:47,196 Well, that's everyone in the gym, Jo. 100 00:04:48,631 --> 00:04:53,035 Ma, if you wanna take your mind off the nominations, 101 00:04:53,069 --> 00:04:55,438 just go give out one of your potatoes. 102 00:04:55,471 --> 00:05:00,376 People love my potatoes. 103 00:05:01,644 --> 00:05:04,213 Isn't he beautiful? 104 00:05:04,246 --> 00:05:07,717 He is as beautiful as the sun and the stars 105 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:11,287 reflecting off grandfather lake. 106 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,755 Let's name him, Paul. 107 00:05:15,424 --> 00:05:17,460 That's the name of a simple coward. 108 00:05:18,561 --> 00:05:20,296 No, he needs something mighty. 109 00:05:20,329 --> 00:05:21,630 Let's call him "Comanche." 110 00:05:21,664 --> 00:05:23,608 But that's already the name of your horse. 111 00:05:23,632 --> 00:05:25,334 Then "Comanche Part Two." 112 00:05:29,004 --> 00:05:30,639 What is it? 113 00:05:30,673 --> 00:05:33,242 I'm just worried that you'll have to leave again 114 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:36,112 and I'll be alone 115 00:05:36,145 --> 00:05:39,248 with... Comanche Part Two. 116 00:05:39,281 --> 00:05:40,850 It is true. 117 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:43,152 I am at the mercy of the wind, 118 00:05:43,185 --> 00:05:45,921 but now that I'm a proud father 119 00:05:45,955 --> 00:05:47,823 I shall stay right here. 120 00:05:47,857 --> 00:05:50,626 Tatanka. 121 00:05:50,659 --> 00:05:53,662 Rose. Rose? 122 00:05:53,696 --> 00:05:55,131 Rose? 123 00:05:56,766 --> 00:05:57,933 I got you a music box. 124 00:05:57,967 --> 00:06:00,169 It plays The Restless Wind theme. 125 00:06:00,202 --> 00:06:02,204 Thanks! 126 00:06:02,271 --> 00:06:04,206 Ooh, I love it. 127 00:06:04,273 --> 00:06:06,876 So, I was thinking about, you know... 128 00:06:06,942 --> 00:06:09,145 Stephen Harper, you were doing so good. 129 00:06:09,178 --> 00:06:11,814 You went two whole weeks without talking about him. 130 00:06:11,847 --> 00:06:14,784 Just never know when Paul might be back. 131 00:06:16,952 --> 00:06:18,354 Paul, get in here! 132 00:06:18,387 --> 00:06:20,523 Way to go, Stephen Harper! 133 00:06:21,891 --> 00:06:23,459 Rose, I know you're mad. 134 00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:25,036 Before you kick me out, I just wanna tell you 135 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:26,862 I'm ready to take you back. 136 00:06:26,896 --> 00:06:28,297 Get out! 137 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:30,733 Whoa, maybe take a minute to think about it first. 138 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,335 Ho'ley! 139 00:06:33,369 --> 00:06:35,204 I was just fucking around. 140 00:06:35,237 --> 00:06:38,674 - You took off on me again? - At least he's consistent. 141 00:06:38,707 --> 00:06:40,786 And now you're back because you need a place to stay. 142 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:43,479 You know what you are, Paul? Fuckin' hobo-sexual. 143 00:06:43,512 --> 00:06:45,581 Not even! I've got lots of places to go. 144 00:06:45,648 --> 00:06:47,159 In fact, I'm the opposite of that. 145 00:06:47,183 --> 00:06:50,386 I'm a... a home-o-sexual. 146 00:06:50,419 --> 00:06:52,154 What!? 147 00:06:52,188 --> 00:06:56,325 Because of all the homes I have, and, how they make me sexual. 148 00:06:56,358 --> 00:06:58,894 Rose, just give him a chance. 149 00:06:58,928 --> 00:07:01,397 Why? The guy's scared of babies. 150 00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:02,698 Babies are scary. 151 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:05,201 They have sharp nails and soft heads. 152 00:07:05,234 --> 00:07:07,436 You're the beans to my wieners, Rose. 153 00:07:07,503 --> 00:07:09,939 No, he's the beans to my wieners. 154 00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:11,349 - We're back together. - We are?! 155 00:07:11,373 --> 00:07:13,051 - You are? - Yeah, we are. 156 00:07:13,075 --> 00:07:14,910 Can I run that by Paul first? 157 00:07:14,944 --> 00:07:17,513 Okay, fine! You're back with Stephen Harper. 158 00:07:17,546 --> 00:07:19,715 I guess I'll just move back into my giant box 159 00:07:19,748 --> 00:07:21,526 and have to use my hat as a toilet again. 160 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:23,061 - Err. - Toilet hat? 161 00:07:23,085 --> 00:07:24,996 Be careful. That's how I got pink eye. 162 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:27,256 Thanks for nothin', Stephen Harper. 163 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:38,868 Easy! He's not a judge. 164 00:07:40,069 --> 00:07:42,238 Welcome to nomination day. 165 00:07:42,271 --> 00:07:43,405 You know the drill. 166 00:07:43,439 --> 00:07:44,907 To get on the ballot, 167 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:48,377 you need two nominations from registered band members. 168 00:07:48,410 --> 00:07:50,045 Speaking of band members, 169 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:53,749 we'll start with our incumbent, Chief Deedee. 170 00:07:57,253 --> 00:07:58,988 That's two! 171 00:07:59,054 --> 00:08:01,323 The Chair recognizes your eligibility. 172 00:08:05,461 --> 00:08:06,905 Who the heck's cousin are you? 173 00:08:06,929 --> 00:08:10,065 He's not even from here. 174 00:08:10,099 --> 00:08:12,768 Yeah! Get him out of here. 175 00:08:12,801 --> 00:08:15,337 Screw you, and you. 176 00:08:15,404 --> 00:08:17,773 Screw you. 177 00:08:17,806 --> 00:08:20,509 The Chair does not recognize your eligibility. 178 00:08:20,576 --> 00:08:22,111 Councillor Jo? 179 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:28,784 Does Jo have a second nomination? 180 00:08:28,817 --> 00:08:31,287 Come on! 181 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,521 Norma. 182 00:08:34,023 --> 00:08:35,524 Willard! 183 00:08:35,591 --> 00:08:37,259 Ray? 184 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:41,096 The wind blew your trampoline away, not Chief and Council. 185 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:42,765 Wow. 186 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:45,167 And I thought my rez was tough. 187 00:08:53,842 --> 00:08:56,979 It's good to be home. 188 00:08:57,012 --> 00:08:58,692 Yeah, I'll say. 189 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,991 Freak show. 190 00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:10,960 What�are�you�doing�in�my�house? 191 00:09:10,993 --> 00:09:12,270 Shouldn't you be at the North Store 192 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:13,796 doin' a bunch of meat stuff? 193 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:15,273 Easy, big guy. It's my day off. 194 00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:17,466 And, this isn't your house. It's your mom's. 195 00:09:17,499 --> 00:09:19,101 I have my own door. 196 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:20,445 - Well, it's my door now. - Fuck it! 197 00:09:20,469 --> 00:09:22,504 I'ma just say sorry to my ma 198 00:09:22,538 --> 00:09:25,341 and everything will be good again. 199 00:09:25,374 --> 00:09:27,443 Ma! Ma! 200 00:09:27,476 --> 00:09:30,112 When you bounced, your mom was hella mad at you, bro. 201 00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:31,947 So she just gave you my house? 202 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,883 I rented it, bro. 203 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,652 Or, step-bro? 204 00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:39,855 Hmph! I'm not your step-anything, bro. 205 00:09:39,888 --> 00:09:42,391 Well, if you're so angry, you can stay. 206 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,127 You want some, almost expired capicola? 207 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,162 Of course! 208 00:09:47,196 --> 00:09:50,065 I want almost expired capicola. 209 00:09:57,006 --> 00:09:58,874 It's the Champagne of meats. 210 00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:04,413 Rose! 211 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:08,384 Thank creator, you're here. 212 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:10,519 Can you be my second nomination? 213 00:10:10,552 --> 00:10:13,022 I'm really sorry, Jo. 214 00:10:15,224 --> 00:10:17,135 I see Stephen Harper standing up. 215 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,728 Ho'ley fok. 216 00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:21,530 Yeah. Sorry, Jo. 217 00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:23,803 Do we have a second nomination for Stephen Harper? 218 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:27,936 The Chair recognizes Stephen Harper's eligibility. 219 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:32,007 Stephen Harper? He'll be the best leader ever! 220 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:35,077 If that's all our candidates, then all that's left to do 221 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:37,780 is to open up the floor to any final questions. 222 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:41,526 Lips! 223 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:43,786 - I need you to stall! - On it. 224 00:10:46,955 --> 00:10:49,024 I have a question. 225 00:10:49,058 --> 00:10:51,360 Um, what number am I thinking of? 226 00:10:51,393 --> 00:10:52,928 I know what you're up to. 227 00:10:52,961 --> 00:10:54,430 That's a stupid question. 228 00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:58,367 Yeah, you're just trying to stall. 229 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,878 - Is it six? - No. 230 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:01,179 - Seven. - Two. 231 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:04,073 - Seven! - Three! 232 00:11:04,106 --> 00:11:08,043 I don't know. Let me ask the manager. 233 00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:10,045 Is there, some sort of problem? 234 00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:11,480 Nah, man. 235 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:14,883 Actually, Dean, we have an opening at the North Store, 236 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:16,952 and since you're the movie man... 237 00:11:16,985 --> 00:11:18,053 Fok'n right I am. 238 00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:19,230 And I hear you help run the lodge. 239 00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:22,091 Actually, some dogs run the lodge now. 240 00:11:22,124 --> 00:11:24,760 I don't know what that means, but, Agnes tells me 241 00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:26,995 you have a real entrepreneurial eye. 242 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,331 Not anymore. I got drops for that. 243 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,834 Dean, I'm trying to ask you 244 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,936 if would you be interested in a job? 245 00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,313 - Really? - Yeah. 246 00:11:35,337 --> 00:11:37,272 Yeah, and listen. I'll be honest. 247 00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:40,075 We need to do a diversity hire. 248 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:42,678 Dude, you're like the only white guy up here. 249 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,446 You are the diversity. 250 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,849 Well, I... I can't fight you on that. 251 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,852 Listen. Why don't you take some time and think it over? 252 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,329 Hey, Greg. Tell you what. 253 00:11:51,353 --> 00:11:52,564 You�have�an�answer�already. 254 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,065 That's gonna be a hard fok'n pass. 255 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:57,793 See, I don't wanna be a corporate sell-out, 256 00:11:57,826 --> 00:12:02,965 buttoned down, corn-fed, uptight, button pushin', 257 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:05,134 marshmallow motherfucker. 258 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,336 As long as the people out there need movies, 259 00:12:07,369 --> 00:12:08,971 the movie man'll live on. 260 00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:10,973 It pays 15 dollars an hour. 261 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:15,110 Can I go on break now? 262 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,984 Where's the TV, man? 263 00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:23,628 What do you even do for fun around here? 264 00:12:23,652 --> 00:12:25,387 Wanna play Find The Meat? 265 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,798 I hide. You find. 266 00:12:26,822 --> 00:12:28,099 - It's not that hard. - No. 267 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,801 I don't wanna play Hide The Meat! 268 00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:31,493 Neither do I, man. 269 00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:33,104 It's called "Find The Meat." 270 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,396 Whatever, fok. 271 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,974 You're sad 'cause you miss the way things were. 272 00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:40,569 I felt the same way after the great lice fire of 2011. 273 00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,373 Burnt my lice farm down to the ground. 274 00:12:44,406 --> 00:12:46,366 But my new one's kickin' ass though. 275 00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:49,411 There are lice in here? 276 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,646 Yeah, they're my guys. 277 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,524 There's eight generations of 'em in there. 278 00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:54,159 Look. There's Lil' Petey. 279 00:12:54,183 --> 00:12:56,018 He's got nine thousand kids. 280 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,687 Well, Bruce, I'ma make like a tree, 281 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,156 and I'ma fuck off. 282 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:02,658 Hang on. 283 00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:04,302 There's a lot of real estate up there. 284 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,594 My lice could use that. 285 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,396 Yeah, but, no hair, right? 286 00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:09,207 Lice don't actually fuck with the hair. 287 00:13:09,231 --> 00:13:11,333 They like the meat. 288 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:13,001 Where you goin', bro? 289 00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:18,407 Don't worry, boys. 290 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,151 I don't know what his problem is either. 291 00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:27,716 And not only that, but I'll get us better access 292 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:32,521 to social services, more opportunities for housing. 293 00:13:32,554 --> 00:13:36,859 And just last year, I got an exercise machine 294 00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:38,260 for the Skinny Teens. 295 00:13:38,293 --> 00:13:41,230 Those guys are so jacked now. 296 00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:43,232 That's because I'm assertive. 297 00:13:43,265 --> 00:13:45,534 Every good Chief has to be assertive. 298 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:48,203 So what are you gonna do for me? 299 00:13:48,237 --> 00:13:50,038 You name it and you got it. 300 00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:52,541 You know what pisses me off? 301 00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,776 That Norma. 302 00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:57,079 Always sitting outside the band office, 303 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,047 stealing that Wi-Fi? 304 00:13:59,081 --> 00:14:01,083 Tell her to go home. 305 00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:03,485 Okay, yeah. I'll tell Lips to handle it. 306 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,420 Yeah, can't trust that Norma. 307 00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:10,058 So, will you come to the gym and be my second nomination? 308 00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:12,060 - I don't vote. - What? 309 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:14,730 Nah, you wouldn't want my nomination. 310 00:14:14,763 --> 00:14:17,065 I'm an ex-con. 311 00:14:17,099 --> 00:14:18,166 Okay, Rita. 312 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,135 Locked up for insider trading. 313 00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:22,771 - Sure, Rita. - Had a billion dollars. 314 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:25,807 Was gonna give the money to my Oka friends, 315 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:28,410 but the feds caught me. 316 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,083 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 317 00:14:31,947 --> 00:14:35,684 - Eighteen? - No. 318 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,586 - Son of a bits! - Order! 319 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,655 We're here for an election. 320 00:14:39,688 --> 00:14:42,257 We're gonna go with 383. 321 00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,693 - Nope. - What are you guys smoking? 322 00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:47,629 384. 323 00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:48,773 No. 324 00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:50,265 Screw you, Lips. 325 00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:52,801 I'm gonna count to three, and if you don't stop... 326 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,002 Has anyone said "three"? 327 00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:56,038 - 17. - 27. 328 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,415 I'm sorry. Still no. 329 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,473 Not 20. 330 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,281 Hey, man. No littering. 331 00:15:06,315 --> 00:15:07,792 It's called "loitering," dumb ass. 332 00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:09,294 Why are you wearing that stupid vest? 333 00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:10,953 I work here. 334 00:15:10,986 --> 00:15:13,388 Yeah, it is stupid? 335 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,933 How long you been working here for? 336 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,626 15 bucks. 337 00:15:17,659 --> 00:15:19,437 Let me loiter. I got nowhere to go. 338 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,939 Okay, man, if Greg asks, 339 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,507 you tell him I told you to leave, okay? 340 00:15:22,531 --> 00:15:23,865 I'm not scared of Flanders. 341 00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,801 He's comin'. 342 00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:30,372 The vest touched the floor. 343 00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:33,575 Well, now I have to burn it. 344 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,677 - Hey, bro. - Hey, Dean. 345 00:15:35,711 --> 00:15:37,846 - Let me show you something. - Hey, man. 346 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:39,657 This is like the fifth time you talked to me today. 347 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,225 Are we always gonna be talkin' or what? 348 00:15:41,249 --> 00:15:43,852 Probably, because I'm your boss. 349 00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,587 If you say so, bro. 350 00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,565 Thank you for your service. 351 00:15:54,563 --> 00:15:57,332 Okay, so, you know how the Internet is bad up here, 352 00:15:57,366 --> 00:15:58,867 and people can't stream. 353 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,378 Well, yeah, man, that's why I bring people movies. 354 00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:02,537 Right! Well, check this out. 355 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,250 I just wanna introduce you to someone. 356 00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:07,876 This is our Tommy Box. 357 00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:09,211 The fok's a Tommy? 358 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:10,746 This is a DVD rental box. 359 00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:12,423 Yeah, it's gonna change the way that people get their movies 360 00:16:12,447 --> 00:16:14,116 in Grouse Lake. 361 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,227 You can put away those USBs you keep obsessing about 362 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,920 because, now, this bad boy can do that for ya. 363 00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:22,224 Fuck Lil' Tony, am I right? 364 00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:24,459 Did I... Did I say that right? 365 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,629 Well, I will, leave you two to get acquainted. 366 00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:38,907 Bullshit selection. 367 00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:44,413 "Scrub the Bog, Guvnah!" 368 00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:47,783 - Fuck! - Trash. 369 00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:50,252 Good afternoon, shoppers. 370 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:53,321 It's your councillor Jo. 371 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:57,426 Hope you're enjoying your shopping experience 372 00:16:57,459 --> 00:16:58,794 or whatever. 373 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:02,731 Anyway, who wants to come nominate me for Chief? 374 00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:04,609 Well, I didn't approve of this. 375 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:05,734 Nobody? 376 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,836 Come on. 377 00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:12,650 Hey! 378 00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:17,279 I'll pay for your groceries if you come nominate me. 379 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,018 Fuck off. 380 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,023 Who wants to come nominate me for Chief? 381 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,758 Migwetch! 382 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:34,496 What an honour it is to be your elected Chief. 383 00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,340 None of this would've been possible 384 00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:38,967 without my brother, Paul. 385 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,038 It is fair to say that he showed us 386 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:47,776 it's okay to run away when things get tough. 387 00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:50,545 My first act as elected Chief 388 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,282 is to allow him to live in whatever home he wants, 389 00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:56,885 for he is not a hobo-sexual. 390 00:17:58,854 --> 00:18:03,492 And finally, the national body mass index limit, 391 00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:06,394 which is based on weight and height, 392 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,697 should be much higher! 393 00:18:13,401 --> 00:18:16,972 Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. 394 00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:19,908 Paul? Paul! 395 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,743 Paul. Paul! 396 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,221 I'm up! 397 00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:26,248 I was really rooting for you to wake up there. 398 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,892 Mostly because you can't loiter, 399 00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:29,327 but also because this lovely couple 400 00:18:29,351 --> 00:18:30,886 would like to buy that couch. 401 00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:32,721 Okay, but... 402 00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:34,156 I'm keeping the blanket! 403 00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,000 Yeah, I'm... I'm okay with that. 404 00:18:36,024 --> 00:18:38,927 It's your blanket. You brought it with you. 405 00:18:43,365 --> 00:18:45,333 What the fok's a "Camberwell"? 406 00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:08,790 Fourteen? 407 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,892 79 Not even close. 408 00:19:10,926 --> 00:19:12,537 Thousand? Fourteen thousand? 409 00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:14,863 Forget about it. It's over. 410 00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:17,232 I didn't find a second nomination. 411 00:19:17,265 --> 00:19:19,401 Order! Jo's back. 412 00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,845 If there's no second nomination, 413 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,013 then we'll close the proceedings. 414 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,705 Ma! Don't you dare. 415 00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:26,107 Going once, going twice, going... 416 00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:27,952 Wait! 417 00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:31,213 I... 418 00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:35,617 - Paul Bittern, nominate... - No, Paul! 419 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,819 My biological sister, Josephine Bittern, 420 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,421 to run for Chief! 421 00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:42,557 Yeesh! 422 00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:45,160 Nomination accepted for Jo. 423 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,229 Ma! I'm back. 424 00:19:47,262 --> 00:19:49,798 You damn baby leaver! 425 00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:52,734 The Chair recognizes your eligibility. 426 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,470 Well, if that's it... 427 00:19:56,838 --> 00:20:00,742 What's this? 428 00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:03,078 Not so fast. 429 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,621 It's Cousin Leon! 430 00:20:15,357 --> 00:20:17,459 Who wants to nominate Cousin Leon? 431 00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:19,928 Right here. 432 00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:21,630 Now, who's my second? 433 00:20:21,663 --> 00:20:23,407 - Me! - Me, me, me! 434 00:20:24,532 --> 00:20:27,535 The Chair recognizes your eligibility. 435 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:28,803 Fok'n rights. 436 00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:30,538 Yeah! 437 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,352 Evening, Grouse Lake. 438 00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:36,911 That was one heck of a ride today. 439 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,914 The campaign for Chief is gonna be a good one. 440 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,385 Chief Deedee, Stephen Harper, Jo, Cousin Leon. 441 00:20:43,418 --> 00:20:46,154 Some guy from way up north also tossed his hat in the ring 442 00:20:46,221 --> 00:20:47,722 before we busted him. 443 00:20:47,756 --> 00:20:50,225 Too bad. He had a face for TV. 444 00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:52,427 But, in much bigger news, 445 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,796 we still don't know what number Lips was thinkin' of. 446 00:20:54,829 --> 00:20:56,709 Good thing we got him right here. 447 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,668 They can't see you, Lips. 448 00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:00,935 Hi, everyone. 449 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,380 The phones are lighting up fast, 450 00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:04,615 so call in and tell us what number he's thinkin' of. 451 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,007 Caller, go ahead. 452 00:21:06,074 --> 00:21:07,118 Eleven? 453 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,452 - Nope. - Twelve? 454 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:11,146 Hey, hey! Only one number per call. 455 00:21:11,179 --> 00:21:13,124 Put on a pot of coffee, Grouse Lake. 456 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,183 It's gonna be a long night. 457 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:19,783 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31778

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