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Chi!
Look at those big cheeks.
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Ooh, I just wanna squish 'em.
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I'm gonna put you
in my bingo bag
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and take you home.
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Yes, I will.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, sorry for looking
at your baby too hard.
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I've seen cuter babies anyways.
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Way cuter.
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I'm so sorry that Paul ran away
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when he thought
that you were pregnant.
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Didn't even stick around to find
out it was a false positive.
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If I had a grandbaby for
every time that Paul ran away,
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I'd be the king of kookums.
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Have you even heard from him?
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Nah.
He's too scared.
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He wouldn't show
his face around here,
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but, don't worry.
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I've even got spotters
at the airport.
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He's broke and a coward.
How's he gonna get back here?
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Mail himself?
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Imagine the size of the box.
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Imagine the cost of shipping.
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This is
Laughingstick In the Morning,
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and it's nomination day
in Grouse Lake.
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Everyone wants to know
who will challenge Deedee
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to become our next Chief.
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I'm supervising the process
all day long,
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so here's Uncle Bullshit
and the Time Wasters,
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with their nine-hour song,
"Ain't Got Nowhere Else To Go".
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Whoa!
You look way bigger, bro.
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Fok man, why didn't you pay
for faster shipping?
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I was in that box forever.
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They told me
you're a heavy item.
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I don't have big box money, bro.
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Shut up, cock nose!
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What's up, fat face?
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Man, everyone's
gonna be pissed at me.
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I'm gonna go hide out
in the lodge.
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No way, man.
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You can't get into
any of those rooms.
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Remember those dogs
that had puppies in the tub?
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Well, those puppies had puppies
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and those puppies
are big and hungry now.
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Are you serious?
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Whole lodge shut down.
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Just stay in here, bro.
There's lots of room.
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Are those buckets labelled
number one and number two
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because that's
your favourite bucket
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and that's your second
favourite bucket?
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Yeah, sure, man.
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Fok it!
I'm gonna go stay with Brady.
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Hang on, bro!
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Brady left.
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Went to go remarry his ex,
Prank Wife.
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Turns out the whole wedding
was a prank.
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That's rough, bro.
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I'll say.
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And then the North Store
sent him up to Norway House.
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Those Cree aunties
are gonna eat him alive!
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Just go stay with Rose, man.
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She'll take took you back,
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even though you broke
her sleep apnea machine.
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Hey, man!
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She's the one
that wanted to dress up
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as fighter pilots
for Halloween, not me.
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You looked deadly, bro.
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I'll figure something out.
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Hey, hey.
Nominate Deedee.
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My girl,
what are you handing out?
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Nothing.
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I don't need
to give anything cool away.
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Okay, gotcha.
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Nothing cool.
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Seriously, Mom?
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I don't need
no damn voting potatoes.
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I just hope you get
a second nomination.
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I already got Lips.
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Lips!
Have a CD.
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I can be your second.
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It would be embarrassing
if a family member endorsed me.
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I need a rando to do it,
not my mom.
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Who?
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Willard over there'll do it.
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Not even, you had
his Christmas lights shut off.
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How can Christmas lights
be too bright?
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They were way over
the legal limit.
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Besides, Norma's got me.
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Not even!
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You shut down
her kid's lemonade stand,
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and they were calling you,
"Native Karen."
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Those brats
didn't even have a permit.
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Good ol' Ray won't let me down.
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Took away his trampoline.
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That wasn't me.
The wind blew it away.
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Took away his chicken coop,
took away his crossbow,
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fined her for burning grass
and fined him for smoking it.
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He was standing right in front
of the Head Start.
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Well, that's everyone
in the gym, Jo.
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Ma, if you wanna take your mind
off the nominations,
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just go give out
one of your potatoes.
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People love my potatoes.
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Isn't he beautiful?
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He is as beautiful
as the sun and the stars
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reflecting off grandfather lake.
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Let's name him, Paul.
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That's the name
of a simple coward.
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No, he needs something mighty.
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Let's call him "Comanche."
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But that's already
the name of your horse.
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Then "Comanche Part Two."
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What is it?
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I'm just worried
that you'll have to leave again
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and I'll be alone
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with... Comanche Part Two.
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It is true.
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I am at the mercy of the wind,
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but now that I'm a proud father
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I shall stay right here.
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Tatanka.
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Rose.
Rose?
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Rose?
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I got you a music box.
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It plays
The Restless Wind theme.
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Thanks!
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Ooh, I love it.
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So, I was thinking about,
you know...
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Stephen Harper,
you were doing so good.
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You went two whole weeks
without talking about him.
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Just never know
when Paul might be back.
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Paul, get in here!
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Way to go, Stephen Harper!
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Rose, I know you're mad.
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Before you kick me out,
I just wanna tell you
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I'm ready to take you back.
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Get out!
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Whoa, maybe take a minute
to think about it first.
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Ho'ley!
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I was just fucking around.
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- You took off on me again?
- At least he's consistent.
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And now you're back because
you need a place to stay.
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You know what you are, Paul?
Fuckin' hobo-sexual.
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Not even!
I've got lots of places to go.
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In fact,
I'm the opposite of that.
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I'm a... a home-o-sexual.
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What!?
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Because of all the homes I have,
and, how they make me sexual.
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Rose, just give him a chance.
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Why?
The guy's scared of babies.
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Babies are scary.
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They have sharp nails
and soft heads.
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You're the beans
to my wieners, Rose.
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No, he's the beans
to my wieners.
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- We're back together.
- We are?!
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- You are?
- Yeah, we are.
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Can I run that by Paul first?
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Okay, fine!
You're back with Stephen Harper.
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I guess I'll just move back
into my giant box
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and have to use my hat
as a toilet again.
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- Err.
- Toilet hat?
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Be careful.
That's how I got pink eye.
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Thanks for nothin',
Stephen Harper.
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Easy!
He's not a judge.
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Welcome to nomination day.
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You know the drill.
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To get on the ballot,
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you need two nominations
from registered band members.
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Speaking of band members,
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we'll start with our incumbent,
Chief Deedee.
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That's two!
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The Chair recognizes
your eligibility.
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Who the heck's cousin are you?
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He's not even from here.
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Yeah!
Get him out of here.
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Screw you, and you.
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Screw you.
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The Chair does not recognize
your eligibility.
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Councillor Jo?
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Does Jo have
a second nomination?
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Come on!
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Norma.
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Willard!
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Ray?
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The wind blew your trampoline
away, not Chief and Council.
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Wow.
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And I thought my rez was tough.
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It's good to be home.
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Yeah, I'll say.
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Freak show.
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What�are�you�doing�in�my�house?
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Shouldn't you be at
the North Store
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doin' a bunch of meat stuff?
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Easy, big guy.
It's my day off.
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And, this isn't your house.
It's your mom's.
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I have my own door.
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- Well, it's my door now.
- Fuck it!
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I'ma just say sorry to my ma
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and everything
will be good again.
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Ma!
Ma!
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When you bounced, your mom
was hella mad at you, bro.
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So she just gave you my house?
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I rented it, bro.
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Or, step-bro?
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Hmph! I'm not
your step-anything, bro.
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Well, if you're so angry,
you can stay.
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You want some,
almost expired capicola?
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Of course!
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I want almost expired capicola.
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It's the Champagne of meats.
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Rose!
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Thank creator, you're here.
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Can you be my second nomination?
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I'm really sorry, Jo.
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I see Stephen Harper
standing up.
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Ho'ley fok.
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Yeah.
Sorry, Jo.
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Do we have a second nomination
for Stephen Harper?
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The Chair recognizes
Stephen Harper's eligibility.
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Stephen Harper?
He'll be the best leader ever!
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If that's all our candidates,
then all that's left to do
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is to open up the floor
to any final questions.
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Lips!
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- I need you to stall!
- On it.
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I have a question.
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Um, what number
am I thinking of?
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I know what you're up to.
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00:10:52,961 --> 00:10:54,430
That's a stupid question.
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Yeah, you're just trying
to stall.
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- Is it six?
- No.
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- Seven.
- Two.
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00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:04,073
- Seven!
- Three!
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I don't know.
Let me ask the manager.
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Is there, some sort of problem?
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Nah, man.
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Actually, Dean, we have
an opening at the North Store,
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and since you're
the movie man...
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Fok'n right I am.
238
00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:19,230
And I hear
you help run the lodge.
239
00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:22,091
Actually, some dogs
run the lodge now.
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I don't know what that means,
but, Agnes tells me
241
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you have
a real entrepreneurial eye.
242
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,331
Not anymore.
I got drops for that.
243
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,834
Dean, I'm trying to ask you
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if would you be interested
in a job?
245
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- Really?
- Yeah.
246
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Yeah, and listen.
I'll be honest.
247
00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:40,075
We need to do a diversity hire.
248
00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:42,678
Dude, you're like
the only white guy up here.
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You are the diversity.
250
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,849
Well, I... I can't fight you on
that.
251
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Listen. Why don't you take some
time and think it over?
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00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,329
Hey, Greg.
Tell you what.
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You�have�an�answer�already.
254
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That's gonna be
a hard fok'n pass.
255
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:57,793
See, I don't wanna be
a corporate sell-out,
256
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buttoned down, corn-fed,
uptight, button pushin',
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marshmallow motherfucker.
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As long as the people
out there need movies,
259
00:12:07,369 --> 00:12:08,971
the movie man'll live on.
260
00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:10,973
It pays 15 dollars an hour.
261
00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:15,110
Can I go on break now?
262
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,984
Where's the TV, man?
263
00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:23,628
What do you even do
for fun around here?
264
00:12:23,652 --> 00:12:25,387
Wanna play Find The Meat?
265
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,798
I hide.
You find.
266
00:12:26,822 --> 00:12:28,099
- It's not that hard.
- No.
267
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,801
I don't wanna play
Hide The Meat!
268
00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:31,493
Neither do I, man.
269
00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:33,104
It's called
"Find The Meat."
270
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,396
Whatever, fok.
271
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,974
You're sad 'cause
you miss the way things were.
272
00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:40,569
I felt the same way after
the great lice fire of 2011.
273
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,373
Burnt my lice farm
down to the ground.
274
00:12:44,406 --> 00:12:46,366
But my new one's
kickin' ass though.
275
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:49,411
There are lice in here?
276
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,646
Yeah, they're my guys.
277
00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,524
There's eight generations
of 'em in there.
278
00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:54,159
Look.
There's Lil' Petey.
279
00:12:54,183 --> 00:12:56,018
He's got nine thousand kids.
280
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,687
Well, Bruce,
I'ma make like a tree,
281
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,156
and I'ma fuck off.
282
00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:02,658
Hang on.
283
00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:04,302
There's a lot
of real estate up there.
284
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,594
My lice could use that.
285
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,396
Yeah, but, no hair, right?
286
00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:09,207
Lice don't actually
fuck with the hair.
287
00:13:09,231 --> 00:13:11,333
They like the meat.
288
00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:13,001
Where you goin', bro?
289
00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:18,407
Don't worry, boys.
290
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,151
I don't know
what his problem is either.
291
00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:27,716
And not only that,
but I'll get us better access
292
00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:32,521
to social services,
more opportunities for housing.
293
00:13:32,554 --> 00:13:36,859
And just last year,
I got an exercise machine
294
00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:38,260
for the Skinny Teens.
295
00:13:38,293 --> 00:13:41,230
Those guys are so jacked now.
296
00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:43,232
That's because I'm assertive.
297
00:13:43,265 --> 00:13:45,534
Every good Chief
has to be assertive.
298
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:48,203
So what are you gonna do for me?
299
00:13:48,237 --> 00:13:50,038
You name it and you got it.
300
00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:52,541
You know what pisses me off?
301
00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,776
That Norma.
302
00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:57,079
Always sitting
outside the band office,
303
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,047
stealing that Wi-Fi?
304
00:13:59,081 --> 00:14:01,083
Tell her to go home.
305
00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:03,485
Okay, yeah.
I'll tell Lips to handle it.
306
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,420
Yeah, can't trust that Norma.
307
00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:10,058
So, will you come to the gym
and be my second nomination?
308
00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:12,060
- I don't vote.
- What?
309
00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:14,730
Nah, you wouldn't want
my nomination.
310
00:14:14,763 --> 00:14:17,065
I'm an ex-con.
311
00:14:17,099 --> 00:14:18,166
Okay, Rita.
312
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,135
Locked up for insider trading.
313
00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:22,771
- Sure, Rita.
- Had a billion dollars.
314
00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:25,807
Was gonna give the money
to my Oka friends,
315
00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:28,410
but the feds caught me.
316
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,083
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
317
00:14:31,947 --> 00:14:35,684
- Eighteen?
- No.
318
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,586
- Son of a bits!
- Order!
319
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,655
We're here for an election.
320
00:14:39,688 --> 00:14:42,257
We're gonna go with 383.
321
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,693
- Nope.
- What are you guys smoking?
322
00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:47,629
384.
323
00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:48,773
No.
324
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:50,265
Screw you, Lips.
325
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:52,801
I'm gonna count to three,
and if you don't stop...
326
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,002
Has anyone said "three"?
327
00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:56,038
- 17.
- 27.
328
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,415
I'm sorry.
Still no.
329
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,473
Not 20.
330
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,281
Hey, man.
No littering.
331
00:15:06,315 --> 00:15:07,792
It's called "loitering,"
dumb ass.
332
00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:09,294
Why are you wearing
that stupid vest?
333
00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:10,953
I work here.
334
00:15:10,986 --> 00:15:13,388
Yeah, it is stupid?
335
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,933
How long you been
working here for?
336
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,626
15 bucks.
337
00:15:17,659 --> 00:15:19,437
Let me loiter.
I got nowhere to go.
338
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,939
Okay, man, if Greg asks,
339
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,507
you tell him
I told you to leave, okay?
340
00:15:22,531 --> 00:15:23,865
I'm not scared of Flanders.
341
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,801
He's comin'.
342
00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:30,372
The vest touched the floor.
343
00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:33,575
Well, now I have to burn it.
344
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,677
- Hey, bro.
- Hey, Dean.
345
00:15:35,711 --> 00:15:37,846
- Let me show you something.
- Hey, man.
346
00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:39,657
This is like the fifth time
you talked to me today.
347
00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,225
Are we always
gonna be talkin' or what?
348
00:15:41,249 --> 00:15:43,852
Probably, because I'm your boss.
349
00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,587
If you say so, bro.
350
00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,565
Thank you for your service.
351
00:15:54,563 --> 00:15:57,332
Okay, so, you know how
the Internet is bad up here,
352
00:15:57,366 --> 00:15:58,867
and people can't stream.
353
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,378
Well, yeah, man, that's why
I bring people movies.
354
00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:02,537
Right!
Well, check this out.
355
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,250
I just wanna introduce you
to someone.
356
00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:07,876
This is our Tommy Box.
357
00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:09,211
The fok's a Tommy?
358
00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:10,746
This is a DVD rental box.
359
00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:12,423
Yeah, it's gonna change the way
that people get their movies
360
00:16:12,447 --> 00:16:14,116
in Grouse Lake.
361
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,227
You can put away those USBs
you keep obsessing about
362
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,920
because, now, this bad boy
can do that for ya.
363
00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:22,224
Fuck Lil' Tony, am I right?
364
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:24,459
Did I...
Did I say that right?
365
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,629
Well, I will, leave you two
to get acquainted.
366
00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:38,907
Bullshit selection.
367
00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:44,413
"Scrub the Bog, Guvnah!"
368
00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:47,783
- Fuck!
- Trash.
369
00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:50,252
Good afternoon, shoppers.
370
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:53,321
It's your councillor Jo.
371
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:57,426
Hope you're enjoying
your shopping experience
372
00:16:57,459 --> 00:16:58,794
or whatever.
373
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:02,731
Anyway, who wants to come
nominate me for Chief?
374
00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:04,609
Well, I didn't approve of this.
375
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:05,734
Nobody?
376
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,836
Come on.
377
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:12,650
Hey!
378
00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:17,279
I'll pay for your groceries
if you come nominate me.
379
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,018
Fuck off.
380
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,023
Who wants to come
nominate me for Chief?
381
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,758
Migwetch!
382
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:34,496
What an honour it is
to be your elected Chief.
383
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,340
None of this
would've been possible
384
00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:38,967
without my brother, Paul.
385
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,038
It is fair to say
that he showed us
386
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:47,776
it's okay to run away
when things get tough.
387
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:50,545
My first act as elected Chief
388
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,282
is to allow him to live
in whatever home he wants,
389
00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:56,885
for he is not a hobo-sexual.
390
00:17:58,854 --> 00:18:03,492
And finally, the national
body mass index limit,
391
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:06,394
which is based on
weight and height,
392
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,697
should be much higher!
393
00:18:13,401 --> 00:18:16,972
Paul, Paul, Paul,
Paul, Paul, Paul.
394
00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:19,908
Paul?
Paul!
395
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,743
Paul.
Paul!
396
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,221
I'm up!
397
00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:26,248
I was really rooting
for you to wake up there.
398
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,892
Mostly because you can't loiter,
399
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:29,327
but also because
this lovely couple
400
00:18:29,351 --> 00:18:30,886
would like to buy that couch.
401
00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:32,721
Okay, but...
402
00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:34,156
I'm keeping the blanket!
403
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,000
Yeah, I'm...
I'm okay with that.
404
00:18:36,024 --> 00:18:38,927
It's your blanket.
You brought it with you.
405
00:18:43,365 --> 00:18:45,333
What the fok's a "Camberwell"?
406
00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:08,790
Fourteen?
407
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,892
79 Not even close.
408
00:19:10,926 --> 00:19:12,537
Thousand?
Fourteen thousand?
409
00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:14,863
Forget about it.
It's over.
410
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:17,232
I didn't find
a second nomination.
411
00:19:17,265 --> 00:19:19,401
Order! Jo's back.
412
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,845
If there's no second nomination,
413
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,013
then we'll close
the proceedings.
414
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,705
Ma!
Don't you dare.
415
00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:26,107
Going once,
going twice, going...
416
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:27,952
Wait!
417
00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:31,213
I...
418
00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:35,617
- Paul Bittern, nominate...
- No, Paul!
419
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,819
My biological sister,
Josephine Bittern,
420
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,421
to run for Chief!
421
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:42,557
Yeesh!
422
00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:45,160
Nomination accepted for Jo.
423
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,229
Ma!
I'm back.
424
00:19:47,262 --> 00:19:49,798
You damn baby leaver!
425
00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:52,734
The Chair recognizes
your eligibility.
426
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,470
Well, if that's it...
427
00:19:56,838 --> 00:20:00,742
What's this?
428
00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:03,078
Not so fast.
429
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,621
It's Cousin Leon!
430
00:20:15,357 --> 00:20:17,459
Who wants to nominate
Cousin Leon?
431
00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:19,928
Right here.
432
00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:21,630
Now, who's my second?
433
00:20:21,663 --> 00:20:23,407
- Me!
- Me, me, me!
434
00:20:24,532 --> 00:20:27,535
The Chair recognizes
your eligibility.
435
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:28,803
Fok'n rights.
436
00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:30,538
Yeah!
437
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,352
Evening, Grouse Lake.
438
00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:36,911
That was one
heck of a ride today.
439
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,914
The campaign for Chief
is gonna be a good one.
440
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,385
Chief Deedee, Stephen Harper,
Jo, Cousin Leon.
441
00:20:43,418 --> 00:20:46,154
Some guy from way up north
also tossed his hat in the ring
442
00:20:46,221 --> 00:20:47,722
before we busted him.
443
00:20:47,756 --> 00:20:50,225
Too bad.
He had a face for TV.
444
00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:52,427
But, in much bigger news,
445
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,796
we still don't know what number
Lips was thinkin' of.
446
00:20:54,829 --> 00:20:56,709
Good thing we got him
right here.
447
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,668
They can't see you, Lips.
448
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:00,935
Hi, everyone.
449
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,380
The phones are lighting up fast,
450
00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:04,615
so call in and tell us
what number he's thinkin' of.
451
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,007
Caller, go ahead.
452
00:21:06,074 --> 00:21:07,118
Eleven?
453
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,452
- Nope.
- Twelve?
454
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:11,146
Hey, hey!
Only one number per call.
455
00:21:11,179 --> 00:21:13,124
Put on a pot of coffee,
Grouse Lake.
456
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,183
It's gonna be a long night.
457
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:19,783
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