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And�that's�Orville�and�Adele,
2
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my�great�grandparents
on�my�mother's�side.
3
00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:07,807
Voila,�that's�the�Smith
family�tree.
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00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,242
(kids�clapping)
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00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,378
Okay,�so,�who�would�like�to
present�their�family�tree?
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00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:14,547
Yeah,�you.�Blue.�Come�on�up.
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00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,849
Thanks,�Donna.
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00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:22,088
Okay.�Let's--�Let's�do�it
like�this,�I�think...
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00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,526
(chuckling)
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00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:36,669
I'll�start�here�with�my
great-great-great-great-great
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00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,238
Granny�Marie.
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She�had�one�leg
bigger�than�the�other.
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00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,209
My�great-great-great-great...
14
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...my�cousin�Will.
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00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:47,180
...great-great-great�gran...
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00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,783
...my�great-great-great-great
great-great...
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...great-great-great...
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00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,720
Cousin...
...Grandpa�Cyril...
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00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:55,121
...my�great-great-great...
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00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:59,626
...my�great-great-great
cousin�Teddy,�Auntie�Fred.
21
00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:02,362
...great-great�Grandpa�Rick.
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00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,597
And�then�finally�there's�me.
23
00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,033
But�both�my�legs
are�the�same�size.
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(kids�clapping�lethargically)
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Wow.�That�was�very...
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...extensive.
27
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And�now�to�explain
my�mum's�side.
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Kids:�No!
29
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(kids�groaning)
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Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby
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All�night�long
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Roger:
Welcome�to�Treaty�Days,
33
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where�the�Res�shuts�down
for�a�weekend�of�fun,
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friendship,
and�deadly�competitions!
35
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Don't�forget�to
drop�by�at�the�RCMP�tent
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to�pick�up�your�treaty�money.
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Nothing�like�getting
five�bucks�a�year�for�signing
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an�old�tapeanak�treaty
back�in�the�1800s.
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I�haven't�collected
my�treaty�in�20�years.
40
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I'm�about�to�get�a�big�pay�day.
41
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Five�bucks�a�year�for�20�years?
You'll�be�rich!
42
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Don't�worry,
I�won't�let�it�get�to�my�head.
43
00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:02,856
I'll�still�be�the�movie�man.
44
00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:05,258
That�reminds�me.�You�got�my�USB?
45
00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,427
You�won't�believe�it.
46
00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,796
I�was�walking�over�with�your�USB
47
00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,331
and�my�pants�caught�on�a�log.
48
00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:14,701
A�wolf�came�out�of�nowhere,
real�hungry�looking.
49
00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:17,003
It�was�me�or�the�USB.
50
00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:19,439
That's�the�second�USB
you�said�got�eaten,�Ed.
51
00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,540
You're�cut�off!
52
00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,108
You�can't�cut�me�off.
53
00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,676
Lil'�Tony�already�cut�me�off.
54
00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,346
Let�me�make�it�up�to�you.
I�got�a�hot�tip.
55
00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,214
The�treaty�line�actually
starts�over�here�this�year.
56
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Really?
57
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You�look�tired.
If�you�wanna�sleep�for�a�while,
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I'd�be�happy�to
keep�our�spot�in�line.
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00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,860
You're�still�cut�off,�Ed.
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Hey,�hey,�hey,�hey.
Rest�your�eyes,�sweet�prince.
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I'll�wake�you�up
when�the�Mounties�come.
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(gasping)
63
00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,351
What�the�fuck?
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00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:08,254
Ed!
65
00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:12,759
Hey!�Shouldn't-a�banned�me.
66
00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:13,826
(groaning)
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00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,530
Hey,�Jo.�That�exercise
machine�you�ordered
68
00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:18,598
came�in�on�the�barge.
69
00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,433
Oh.�That's�great�news,�Brady.
Thanks.
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00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,734
Uh,�there�is�something�else.
71
00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,036
The�band�office�didn't
make�the�last�payment,
72
00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,038
so�there's�still�$1000�owing.
73
00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,906
Dammit,�Deedee.
74
00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,509
Sorry,�but�North�Store�policy
states�that�if�it�doesn't�get
75
00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,178
paid�in�the�next�two�days,
it�goes�up�for�sale.
76
00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,880
Dammit,�Brady.
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It's�okay,�I�get�it.
78
00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,918
So�long�as�nobody�else
is�interested,�I'll�be�fine.
79
00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,920
There�is�someone
else�in�the�mix.
80
00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,889
This�is�Laughingstick
in�the�morning
81
00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:44,624
saying�I�am�in�the�mix.
82
00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,693
What�the�hell,�Roger?
83
00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:49,429
Ol'�Laughingstick's
gotta�get�buff,
84
00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:52,131
cause�he's�got
a�photo�shoot�for�his�annual
85
00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:55,301
Hot�Babe�of�Grouse�Lake
Radio�calendar.
86
00:03:55,368 --> 00:04:00,139
Just�buy�it�and�put�in�the�gym
so�everyone�else�can�use�it!
87
00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:02,976
Nah,�I'd�really�like�to�be
the�only�one�getting�jacked.
88
00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:06,579
Hello,�how�else�am�I�gonna
make�the�cover?
89
00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:10,216
It's�your�own�damn�calendar!
90
00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,119
(groaning)
91
00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,288
Damn�it,�Mom.�Deedee�was
supposed�to�make�the�last
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00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:18,057
payment�on�the�workout�machine
and�she�bailed.
93
00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,393
We�still�owe�1000�bucks.
94
00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,794
Chickadee:�Damn,�mom.
95
00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,630
All�you�talk�about�is
that�skinny�teen�machine.
96
00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,164
Jo:�I�made�a�promise.
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00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:28,668
As�a�band�councillor�you're
supposed�to�help�your�people.
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00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:32,805
The�only�thing�that
can�help�those�teens�now
99
00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:33,940
is�Lightning�Legs.
100
00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:38,111
We�need�to�go�sign�up�with�Rita.
101
00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:39,746
Who's�Lightning�Legs?
102
00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,681
Agnes:�Tell�her.
103
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No�one's�called�me�Lightning
Legs�in�a�long,�long�time.
104
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It�was�2002.
105
00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:54,360
Your�Uncle�and�I�were
a�big�deal�in�pairs�jigging.
106
00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,997
Across�Indian�Country
we�were�known�as
107
00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,933
Lightning�Legs�and�Bannock�Boy.
108
00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,938
Uncle�was�a�great�dancer,
but�he�was�always�late,
109
00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,607
'cause�he's�lazy�and�selfish.
110
00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,775
Make�some--
Give�me�some�room�up�here.
111
00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,177
Jo:�The�competition
was�about�to�start.
112
00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,812
Seriously?
Would�it�kill�you�to�be�on�time?
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00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,847
Jo:�He�was�sick�of�me,
I�was�sick�of�him.
114
00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,316
Go�on�then!�Go�on!
115
00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:17,517
Jo:�He�quit�jigging�on�the�spot.
116
00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:22,188
Chickadee:�So�that's�why�he
only�does�eating�contests�now?
117
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Jo:�There's�more.
118
00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,625
I�needed�a�partner�fast,
119
00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,528
so�I�went�to�the�person
who�taught�me.
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00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,029
-�(narrating)�He�had�fast�legs.
-�Faster!
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Faster!
122
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Go�faster!
123
00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,702
But�I�made�him�go�too�fast.
124
00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:36,703
He's�too�fast.
125
00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:38,638
(audience�clamouring)
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You're�going�to�kill�him!
127
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-�(exploding,�crowd�screaming)
-�Paul:�He�exploded!
128
00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,012
I�vowed�never�to�jig�again.
129
00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,215
Roger:
They're�struggling�really�hard,
130
00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,751
and�the�yellow�flag
is�still�in�the�middle,
131
00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,686
and�they're�getting�closer,
132
00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,055
and�they�won!
133
00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,726
Why�you�lookin'�all�sad�arse?
134
00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,828
Jo's�all�pissed�at�me
because�I�let�Roger�put
135
00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,696
his�name�in�for
the�exercise�machine,
136
00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:04,931
but�that's�just�store�policy.
137
00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:06,766
Okay,�you're�a�grown�man,
138
00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,402
you've�got�to�stop�whining
and�shoot�your�shot.
139
00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:10,436
You�think�I�have�a�shot?
140
00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:11,437
No.
141
00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:12,438
Oh.
142
00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,340
Okay,�I'll�help�you�out,
143
00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,908
but�you're�way�too�predictable
144
00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,844
and�way�too�available.
145
00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,846
But�I'll�help�you�again.
146
00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,215
I�will�start�a�rumour.
147
00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,783
Oh,�yeah?
What�kind�of�rumour?
148
00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,852
Are�you�going�to,�like,�make�up
girlfriend�for�me�or�something?
149
00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,387
Yeah,�get�this,
150
00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:30,957
you�and�Rita�are�an�item.
151
00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:33,292
Oh.�Um...
152
00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,294
Not�sure�that's
the�kind�of�rumour�I�need.
153
00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,366
(groaning)
154
00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:46,372
Hey,�Movie�Man,
how's�the�weather�back�there?
155
00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,407
(groaning)
156
00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,543
You�greasy
son�of�a�bitch.
157
00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,648
Whoa,�somebody�left�a�full
158
00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,717
pot�of�coffee
over�here�in�the�bush.
159
00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,419
(sniffing)
160
00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,453
Still�smells�fresh.
161
00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:01,954
I'm�not�falling�for�it!
162
00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,333
Where's�the�coffee�then,�boy?
163
00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,670
Hey,�who�here's�been
screwed�over�by�Ed?
164
00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,839
Ed:�You're�gonna�turn�on�me?
165
00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:23,776
After�all�the�money
I�borrowed�from�you?
166
00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,279
Fuck�off,�Ed.
167
00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:29,248
Nobody�fucks�with�the�Movie�Man.
168
00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,484
(ringing�bell)
169
00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:35,254
Hey!�Lookin'�good,�brother.
170
00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,923
Did�you�get�a�new�hat
at�the�big�noggin�store?
171
00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,791
What�do�you�want,�Jo?
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00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,159
Nothing.
173
00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:43,663
I'm�just�saying�hi
to�my�baby�brother
174
00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,765
who�I�miss�doing�fun�stuff�with.
175
00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,933
Fun�stuff?
176
00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,802
Like�the�time�you
set�my�ant�farm�on�fire?
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00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:52,171
(chuckling)
You're�so�funny,�Paul.
178
00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,641
Sometimes�at�night
179
00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,043
I�can�still�hear�them�screaming.
180
00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,847
Hey,�here's�a�crazy�idea,
181
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,648
wanna�sign�up�for�pairs�jigging?
182
00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:03,683
(laughing)
183
00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,184
I�hate�asking�for�favours,
184
00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,521
and�I�need�the�prize�money
to�help�the�skinny�teens.
185
00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:09,655
What�do�you�say?
186
00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:12,124
You're�being
the�one�that's�funny.
187
00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,961
Lightning�Legs�and�Bannock�Boy
back�together?
188
00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,497
Are�we�all�forgetting
that�the�last�time�that
189
00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,966
you�jigged�with�somebody,
he�literally�exploded?
190
00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,835
Plus,�my�plate�is�full
with�eating�contests.
191
00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,471
It's�my�payday�today,�not�yours!
192
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,873
I'm�not�the�one
that's�going�to�explode!
193
00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,242
Yeah�you�are!
194
00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:31,511
Besides,
I�don't�even�have�my�outfit.
195
00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,513
It's�at�the�old�school,
in�my�old�locker.
196
00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,381
In�the�scary�part.
197
00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:36,682
Uncle�chicken�shit�over�here.
198
00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,518
No�one's�scared�of
the�old�school.�Right,�ma?
199
00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,586
Yeah,�for�sure.
200
00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,188
I�go�in�there�all�the�time.
201
00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:45,424
Unlike�Paul�who's
scared�of�everything.
202
00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:46,425
As�if.
203
00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:47,426
Boo.
204
00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:48,494
Get�out�of�here!
205
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,162
(laughing)
206
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,599
Yeah,�it's�all�true.
I�snagged�myself�a�young�man
207
00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:57,236
and�he's�got�a�good�job,�too.
208
00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,539
Sign�me�up�for�singles.
209
00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,440
Oh,�I'm�sorry.�Singles�is�full.
210
00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:02,942
Only�pairs�left.
211
00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,945
Roger:�Looks�like�old�Iron
Stomach�is�in�the�lead�again,
212
00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,513
and�there's
no�chance�for�Grumps.
213
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,383
(crowd�cheering)
214
00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,451
(slapping�table)
Cheque�please!
215
00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:13,753
Fucken',�Iron�Stomach.
216
00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,459
Sign�me�and�Paul�up�for�pairs.
217
00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:21,460
Rita:�Oh!
218
00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:24,797
Lightning�Legs�and�Bannock�Boy!
219
00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:28,100
It's�a�Treaty�Days�miracle.
220
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,240
(dinging)
221
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,642
Mm,�cheque�please!
222
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,245
-�(dinging)
-�Mm,�cheque�please!
223
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,315
I�don't�think�I�can�go�on.
224
00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,350
Just�kidding!
225
00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,686
Mm,�cheque�please!
226
00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:49,755
Get�another
fucking�catch�phrase
227
00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:52,058
Unbelievable.
Congratulations,�man.
228
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,526
Hey,�can�we�talk?
229
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,729
I�can't.�I�gotta�go
do�this�interview.
230
00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:01,334
Paul,�your�fans�want�to�know,
231
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,668
what's�your�secret?
232
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:06,038
You�know,�you�can't�leave
anything�on�the�table.
233
00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,873
You�know?
Like,�we�train�for�this
234
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,675
all�summer�long
with�hunting�dogs.
235
00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,444
I�lived�as�one�of�them.
236
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,846
Very�disciplined.
We�would�eat�until�we�threw�up.
237
00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,081
Shout�out�to�the�boys.
238
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,616
Sparky,�Shadow,�Buddy.
239
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:19,285
We�did�it!
(laughing)
240
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,053
Yes,�you�did�it.
Congratulations,�man.
241
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,128
We�should�get�outta�here.
242
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,430
We�need�to�find
Paul's�costume.
243
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,600
My�mom's�entering�this�jigging
contest�for�you�hot�rods.
244
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,204
-�(rattling)
-�(gasping)
245
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,405
Fuck�sakes.
246
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,977
Yeah,�me�and
the�North�Store�manager
247
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,947
got�a�good�thing�going.
248
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,383
Oh,�and�he's�a�good�lover,
249
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,485
puts�my�needs�first.
250
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:55,755
And�he�got�me�pregnant�too.
251
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,791
My�grandkids�are
going�to�be�uncles.
252
00:10:58,824 --> 00:10:59,959
(laughing)
253
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,628
That�Rita�stuff�was
just�a�dumb�rumour.
254
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,831
I�didn't�get�her�pregnant.
I�only�like�her�as�a�friend.
255
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,667
How�could�you?
256
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,005
Just�hear�me�out.
257
00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,607
I�signed�us�up
for�pairs�jigging.
258
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,941
I'm�done�with�that�shit!
259
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,611
Plus,�I�just�ate
nine�pounds�of�pie.
260
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:19,912
Please?!
261
00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:22,348
I�need�that�prize�money.
262
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,184
Well,�you�should�have�thought
about�that�before�you�decided�to
263
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,253
become�a�giant
arsehole�your�whole�life.
264
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:29,655
Those�skinny�teens
aren't�your�responsibility
265
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,624
and�they�sure
as�hell�ain't�mine.
266
00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:33,759
You�should�try
responsibility�sometime.
267
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,162
I�don't�just�get
everything�handed�to�me.
268
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,997
Like�the�lodge.
269
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,298
That's�bullshit,�Jo.
270
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,200
You've�never�wanted�that�lodge.
271
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,035
You�always�thought
you�were�better�than�me,
272
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,337
so�why�should�I�help�you?
273
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,338
Hey!�You�guys�better
stop�fighting�about
274
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,773
shit�that�doesn't�matter.
275
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,843
I�know�some�ants�that�did
and�they�got�burned�alive.
276
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,679
I�miss�them�every�single�day.
277
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,314
Man:�Excuse�me,�young�man.
278
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,549
May�I?
279
00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,217
My�arthritis�is�bad.
280
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:02,121
Oh,�yeah.�Sure.
Yeah.�Okay.�No�problem.
281
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,660
Ed?
282
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:10,229
Get�the�fuck
outta�here,�Ed.
283
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,330
Fucking�Edna.
284
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,033
(knocking)
285
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,406
Hurry�up,�it's�freaky�in�here.
286
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,475
Would�you�hold�still?
287
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,976
Boy:�Think�I�saw�bat�shit.
288
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,980
(eerie�whispering)
289
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,648
That�bat�said�my�name.
290
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,018
I'm�in.
291
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,887
Eerie�Voice:�Murder.
292
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,322
There's�nothing�there.
293
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,024
(knocking)
294
00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:43,696
Both:�Holy�shit.
295
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:44,997
That�wasn't�even�scary.
296
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,031
Boy:�Woo!
297
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,337
Roger:�This�is
Laughingstick�coming�at�you
298
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,240
live�from�pairs�dancing.
299
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,442
It's�elimination�style.
300
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,278
You�dance�'til
you�can't�dance�no�more.
301
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:03,182
Give�it�up�for
tonight's�judge,�Lips.
302
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,750
(crowd�cheering)
303
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,552
Let's�have�a�clean�dance.
304
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,054
Nothing�slips�by�Lips.
305
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,055
You�hear?!
306
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,358
What�the�hell,�Lips?
307
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:16,862
First�place�prize
is�a�thousand�bucks.
308
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,365
(audience�cheering)
309
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:22,067
Second�place,
a�big�ass�ham.
310
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,369
(applauding)
311
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:27,106
This�is�pairs,
so,�if�you're�not�a�pair,
312
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,141
get�off�the�floor.
313
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,209
I'm�looking�at�you,�Jo.
314
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,944
Hey,�I�was�already
looking�at�you.
315
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,447
Okay!
316
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,818
(gasping)
317
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,789
Roger:�Wait!�What's�this?
318
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,091
It's�Bannock�Boy!
I�can't�believe�it!
319
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,961
Lighting�Legs�and�Bannock�Boy
are�back�together!
320
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,062
(cheering)
321
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,230
Nice�to�see�you
come�out�of�retirement.
322
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,132
How'd�you�get
your�old�outfit�back?
323
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,501
Oh,�uh,�a�little
birdie�helped�me�out.
324
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,970
Let's�go!
325
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,071
Dancers�on�your�marks.
326
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:02,942
Will�Jo�push�Paul
to�the�grand�prize
327
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,844
or�to�the�nursing�station?
328
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,980
For�me,�I�hope
it's�nursing�station,
329
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,015
cause�papa�wants
a�workout�machine.
330
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,587
And�go!
331
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:18,691
-�(cheering)
-�(music�playing)
332
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,993
You're�dead!
You're�going�down,�Jo!
333
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,628
Shut�up,�Beanpole!
334
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,847
We're�down�to
the�last�two�teams.
335
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,883
It's�Lightning�Legs
and�Bannock�Boy
336
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,784
Versus�The�Furious�Steppers.
337
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,823
(people�cheering,�clapping)
338
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:58,797
I�need�a�break.
339
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,466
There�are�no�breaks,�Paul.
340
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,467
Push�it!
341
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,669
I'm�so�sorry,�sister.
342
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,804
I�know�I'm�a�shit�brother.
343
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,341
I�know�I'm�spoiled,
but�it's--�it's�just--
344
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,676
it's�so�hard�to
be�good�at�anything
345
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,479
when�you're�good�at�everything.
346
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,581
It's�not�about�you,�Paul!
347
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,650
Go�faster!
348
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:18,918
Go�faster.
349
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,219
Faster!
350
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,720
Faster,�come�on!
351
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,822
Paul:�You're�going�to�kill�him!
352
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:24,823
(exploding)
353
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:25,824
Faster!
354
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,826
Push�it!
355
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,163
Push�it!
356
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,364
You�better�not�even...
357
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:39,438
(retching)
358
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,576
He�exploded!
359
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,413
The�machine�is�mine!
360
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,449
(cheering)
361
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,418
The�winners�are
the�Furious�Steppers!
362
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,787
Next�time�you�see�me,
363
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,290
I'mma�have
a�gold�fucking�tooth.
364
00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,858
Whoo!
365
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,261
Roger:�Now�everyone,�give�it�up
for�Jo�and�her�big�ass�ham!
366
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,230
Hey,�um,
don't�tell�my�mom�I�said�this,
367
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:08,300
but�thank�you�for
at�least�trying.
368
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,768
I�knew�we�wouldn't
get�the�exercise�machine.
369
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,576
Hey,�the�great�ones
always�explode.
370
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,745
Sorry�I�let�you�down.
371
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,347
Here,�take�this.
372
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,515
No,�that's�your�money.
373
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,417
It's�the�easiest
money�I�ever�made.
374
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,753
The�teens�need�that�machine.
375
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,189
Thanks,
but�it's�still�not�enough.
376
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,424
Don't�worry.
377
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,127
I�got�all�the�answers�to
your�problem�right�here.
378
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,197
I�haven't�collected�my�treaty
money�in�over�20�years.
379
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,298
You�know�what�that�means?
380
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,301
That�you�have�$100?
381
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,203
That's�it?
382
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,704
Fuck.
383
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,774
Well...
384
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,309
you�can�have�it.
385
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:54,546
Uh,�thanks,
but�we're�still�short.
386
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,315
Now�it's�time�for�the�freestyle!
387
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,718
My�girl,�slam�the�ham.
388
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,388
It's�not�over�until
you're�finished�dancing.
389
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,072
You're�doing�good,�my�dear.
You're�doing�really�good.
390
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,977
Looks�like�the�community's
throwing�down�tribute.
391
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:37,656
(crowd�cheering)
392
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:48,767
Everyone!�Excuse�me,�everyone.
393
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:53,772
Hi,�uh,�there's�been�a�lot�of
talk�about�my�love�life�today,
394
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,775
and�I�just�want�to�just�say,
for�the�record,
395
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,844
all�the�rumours�are�true.
396
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,613
Rita�and�I�are
definitely�a�thing.
397
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,850
She's�having�my�child.
398
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,486
And�I�can't�wait�for�us�to
start�our�new�life�together.
399
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,556
(crowd�exclaiming)
400
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,228
That�was�a�nice�thing
you�did�for�your�sister.
401
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,063
I�dunno.
402
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,033
It�kinda�feel�like
I'm�growing�up�in�real�time.
403
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:25,304
I'm�glad�you�said�that,
because�I�think�I'm�pregnant.
404
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,072
(retching)
405
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,140
Ew!
406
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,745
Jo:�So,�Rita,�eh?
407
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,048
Oh,�um...
408
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:39,051
We're�not�really�together.
409
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,420
I�know.
410
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,089
I�just�think�it's�really
sweet�of�you�to�play�along.
411
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,025
Uh,�thanks.
412
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,194
Josephine.
413
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,996
Stay�the�heck�away�from�my�man.
414
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,432
Oh.�I'm�so�sorry,�Rita.
415
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,770
Yeah,�I�talked�to�Agnes.
416
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:02,241
I'm�happy�to�make�Jo�jealous,
but�just�to�let�you�know,
417
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,076
you're�just�a�friend.
418
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:05,944
I�know,�Rita.
419
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,514
Yeah,�just�a�friend,
no�benefits.
420
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,948
I�get�it,�Rita.
421
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,017
Can�I�tell�you�something?
422
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,452
Of�course.
423
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,587
I�think�I'm�going
to�run�for�Chief.
424
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,956
Hells�yeah!
425
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,725
Can�I�tell�you�something?
426
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:23,362
I�think�I'm�going�to�be�a�dad.
427
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,464
Damn.
428
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,532
Hey.
429
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,768
You're�gonna�make�a�great�Chief.
430
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,605
And�you�know�what?
431
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,975
You're�gonna�be�a�dad.
432
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,313
Thanks?
433
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,720
Roger:�Another�Treaty�Day
celebration�has�come�and�gone.
434
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,256
No�gettin'�buff�machine
for�Laughingstick,
435
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:55,260
but�no�sweat.
It's�times�like�these,
436
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,796
that�I�find�myself
reflecting�on�the�season
437
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,898
that�is�coming�to�a�close.
438
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:04,236
What�a�wild�ride�we've�been�on,
439
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,604
Grouse�Lake.
440
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,609
I�believe
this�belongs�to�you.
441
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:14,413
Hey,�speaking�of�wild�rides,
442
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:18,350
how�many�of�you�been
bucked�off�a�bison?
443
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,518
Lines�are�open.
444
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,688
Held�my�tongue�in
a�code�of�silence
445
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:26,858
Assessed�the�worth
of�the�Oka�violence
446
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:30,862
And�it's�been�a�fight
for�what�is�right
447
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Ancient�treaties�denied
448
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,772
1990�calling,�Indian�Summer
449
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:41,974
You�could�feel�the�beat
450
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,676
Of�a�distant�drummer
451
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,312
So�strong�with�pride
452
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,615
Side�by�side
453
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,818
We�shared
a�social�changing�tide
454
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,022
Got�to�run�as�one�now
455
00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,492
It's�begun,
and�I�feel�the�beat
456
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,561
Of�a�different�drum
457
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,563
And�close�our�ranks
458
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,498
And�give�our�thanks
459
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,901
To�the�spirit�up�above
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