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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,339 Hello, goodness. Get yourself a package of Dorman's Endigo, 2 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,887 the cheese with the paper between the slices. 3 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:55,012 Bad news for those planning to play golf this weekend. 4 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:58,016 Yes, I'm afraid that is right. You may get rained out. 5 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:01,474 37 degrees, the temperature right now, under cloudy skies. 6 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:05,311 The wind is north at five miles. The sun rose at 6:02. 7 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:09,865 - The sun will set tonight at 6:07. - There are two stories that tie in 8 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,576 with what we were talking about earlier this morning 9 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,911 in which we noted that this is St. Joseph's Day 10 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,080 and the swallows are coming back to Capistrano. 11 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,954 I thought it was the buzzards going back to Hinckley, Ohio. 12 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:24,664 No, that took place on Sunday and then the swans came to Traverse City, Michigan. 13 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:28,383 Here are two stories, one from Carlisle, En gland, 14 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:32,596 where officials of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals 15 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:37,392 say that today they finally learned why a group of seagulls 16 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,846 were walking about with what is described as a wobble 17 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,727 and could not fly. 18 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:47,312 - They've got wobbling seagulls in England? - Yes. A spokesman for the society said 19 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:52,115 the gulls were drunk on the waste thrown out onto the street 20 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,409 by an amateur winemaker. 21 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,905 Couple of times a day, we have the pleasure of presenting 22 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,415 Carol Wrighter for your entertainment. 23 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:04,370 If you were born between July 22nd and August 21st, 24 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,876 your astrological sign is Leo. 25 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,927 - And here is your forecast for today. - All right, all you Leos out there, 26 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:16,598 please and delight one of your own clan who has the blues 27 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:20,018 or is not sure how to tackle a worry facing them. 28 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:24,724 Present arrangements can be improved to have more comfort at home. 29 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:29,186 Think how to handle a ticklish situation so that everyone will be satisfied. 30 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,488 And if you're born under the sign of Virgo, 31 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:34,737 get into a serious huddle with your usual allies. 32 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,281 You are listening to Rambling with Gambling 33 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,621 here at WOR Radio in New York. 34 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,743 We have Marian... 35 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,657 Get out of here! 36 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:38,750 Gordon, 37 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,636 you shouldn't do that. 38 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:45,056 Always trying to cheer me up. 39 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,182 It's time to get up. 40 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:52,060 You almost scared me to death. 41 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,016 "Almost" doesn't count. 42 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,938 Gordon, get me my slippers. 43 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,238 Oh, my... 44 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:08,952 You're such a silly boy, 45 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:12,079 always teasing your momma. 46 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,275 Where's Poppa? 47 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,819 Still dead. 48 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,325 Don't talk fresh. Where is he? 49 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,282 Come on, will you? You want me to help you or not? I'm late. 50 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,085 You're a good boy, Gordon. 51 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,545 What happened to that lady with the white shoes? 52 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,418 She always dressed me nice. 53 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,125 She quit. 54 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,969 She was a good dresser, but she never let me wear her white shoes. 55 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,595 - That's why I hid them in the toidy. - That's why she quit. 56 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,806 I fell down, Gordon. 57 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,644 What the hell is that? 58 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,528 Gordon. 59 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,984 Yes. 60 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,621 I gotta get my roots touched up. 61 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:35,621 What happened to that lady touched up my roots so good? 62 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,710 She used to pinch me. 63 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,130 She didn't pinch you. You pinched her. 64 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,708 Yeah, that's right. I liked to pinch her. 65 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,668 That's why she quit. 66 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,515 This is a blue dress. 67 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:57,181 I wanna wear my red dress today. 68 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,690 Why? 69 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,770 This one is Poppa's favorite. 70 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:10,619 Yeah. You know, it shows off my figure. 71 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,992 Yeah. 72 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,586 It's so beautiful! 73 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,052 This isn't my red dress. 74 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,051 It is so. 75 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,470 Yeah? 76 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,934 It's so big on me. 77 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,315 All your clothes are too big for you. You're shrinking. 78 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,449 You're getting smaller every day. 79 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,660 You say, when you left the apartment this morning, 80 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,783 your mother was all right. 81 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,457 That's right, Officer. She was fine. 82 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,920 - She was gone when you got back? - That's right. Disappeared. 83 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,296 People just don't disappear. 84 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,586 - What do you suppose happened to her? - I think the dog ate her. 85 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,672 - Don't give me any of that bullshit. - No, I'm serious. 86 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,303 When I got home today, I found the dog in the kitchen, 87 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:17,227 there was a red dress hanging out the corner of his mouth. 88 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,100 And what does that prove? 89 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,683 My mother was wearing that dress when I left this morning. 90 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,602 Is that the alleged dog? 91 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,238 Yep. It's just the way I found him. 92 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,693 How the hell can a dog eat an old lady? 93 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,996 You see, Officer, she'd been shrinking a lot lately, 94 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,166 and she really wasn't much bigger than a rabbit. 95 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,419 Just about one good bite for the dog. 96 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,878 Okay. I'll have to take him downtown and book him. 97 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,583 Whatever you say, Officer. 98 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:52,838 You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer any questions. 99 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,013 Do you understand? 100 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,185 Gordon! 101 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,724 I'm hungry! 102 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,831 Mom. 103 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,661 To keep you company, how would you like a nice, big dog? 104 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,584 I don't like dogs. 105 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,266 I like canaries. 106 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:47,104 - Bert! Come here, Bert. - Where are you, Ernie? 107 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:51,654 - I'm right here in my bathtub. - I see. Okay, Ernie. What is it now? 108 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,948 What is it now? I am here in my tubby, Bert. 109 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,900 That means I'm going to wash myself. 110 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,156 Gordon! 111 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,740 - You forgot my breakfast. - I'm going to wash myself, and while I do, 112 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,459 you're going to pretend you are washing yourself. 113 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,956 - I am? - Of course you are. 114 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,963 That's what all the boys and girls listening are going to do. 115 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,211 - Are you ready, Bert? - Look, no, Ernie, I don't... 116 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,545 Good! And are all you kids ready? Good. 117 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,514 Okay. Everybody wash! 118 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,063 Everybody wash your hands! 119 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,568 Everybody wash your face. 120 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,825 Gordon. 121 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:49,080 You know I like it cut six pieces. 122 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,639 Everybody wash your tummy. 123 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,692 - Okay, Bert, you take the next one. - My turn? Yep, you do it. 124 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,478 Everybody wash your heels. 125 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,030 - Your heels, Bert? - Yeah, it is fun. 126 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,448 Okay. 127 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,576 Everybody wash your kneecaps. 128 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,788 - Your kneecap, Bert? - Your kneecaps, both of them. 129 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,248 Okay. 130 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,997 Here we go. Everybody wash your thumbs. 131 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,212 - We did that when we did the hands, Bert. - No. 132 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,288 Okay. 133 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,717 Everybody wash your, here it comes, big toe. 134 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,428 - That's a good one, Bert. - I like that. 135 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:42,303 Now, everybody wash your everything. 136 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,638 Such a nice boy. 137 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,772 Thursday? That's my day off. And Sunday, I never work Sunday. 138 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,019 Can you start on Friday? 139 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,152 I'll think about it. 140 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,819 When can you let me know? I can't leave my mother without a nurse. 141 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,946 I said I'll think about it. 142 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,653 Good day. 143 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,622 Miss Morgiani. 144 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,162 What is it? 145 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,632 - Is there anyone else out there? - Yes. I was about to send her in. 146 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,459 Would you step in, please? 147 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,389 Please sit down. 148 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,768 My name is Mr. Hocheiser. 149 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,855 Not a chance. I'm not going back there. 150 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,939 Back where? 151 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,063 - To that crazy mother of yours. - She's no trouble now. 152 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,520 - Is she dead? - No. 153 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,024 Then forget it. 154 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,889 Do you require references? 155 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,723 For what? 156 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,566 For the job. The ad didn't say. 157 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:23,658 I can get references, but I don't think they'll be very good. 158 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,156 You don't need references. 159 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,782 I don't? 160 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,160 They usually require references. 161 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,244 I don't require references. 162 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,331 I don't require anything. 163 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,386 - When can you start? - Right away. The sooner the better. 164 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,338 It's an easy job. You'll love it. 165 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,764 I hope so. 166 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,347 I don't have much experience. 167 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,019 It doesn't matter. 168 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:57,100 In fact, I'm afraid I'm not very good. Most of my patients have died. 169 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,106 That's okay. I don't mind. 170 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,195 You don't? 171 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,940 You mean you want me? 172 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,695 Yes! 173 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,656 What's the matter? 174 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,122 Please forgive me. 175 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,295 This is the first nice thing that's happened to me 176 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,001 since my marriage. 177 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,759 You're married? 178 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,391 Divorced. 179 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,640 How long were you married? 180 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,567 Thirty-two hours. 181 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:43,146 - What? - Thirty-two hours. 182 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,116 That's not very long. 183 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,244 It was an eternity! 184 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,861 His name was Leonard Callan, 185 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:38,035 and I thought he was the most wonderful man in the world. 186 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,083 He was a stockbroker. 187 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,456 He was sensitive, 188 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,544 sweet, and very kind. 189 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,974 When we talked about sex, he was as shy as I was. 190 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,801 We were both virgins. 191 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:56,811 You were? 192 00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,766 And when he asked me to marry him, I accepted. 193 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,351 We flew to London for our honeymoon. 194 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,063 Leonard was so sweet. 195 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,366 We drank champagne 196 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,827 and we talked, 197 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,122 and he didn't try to rush me at all. 198 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,331 And then when we were all relaxed, 199 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,833 we got undressed 200 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,260 and he carried me to bed. 201 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:36,100 - I shouldn't be telling this to you. - Of course you should. 202 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,059 We made love. 203 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:46,065 I'd never experienced anything like it before. 204 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,571 It was wonderful. 205 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,614 I was so happy. 206 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,984 And then, 207 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,246 I rolled over 208 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,995 to kiss my wonderful Leonard, 209 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,829 and that's when I saw it. 210 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,498 What? What did you see? 211 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,678 He made a caca on the bed. 212 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,847 - What? - I couldn't believe it either. 213 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,442 I said to him, "How could you do such a thing?" 214 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,066 And do you know what he said? 215 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,237 He said, 216 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,440 "Doesn't everybody?" 217 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,987 That son of a bitch! 218 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,922 He took a dump in the bed! 219 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,847 I knew I shouldn't have told you this. 220 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,231 Of course you should. 221 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,234 That's how people get to know each other. 222 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,657 I've never told it to anyone before. 223 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,152 I can understand that. 224 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,456 I felt that you'd understand. 225 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,580 I'm glad that you felt that I would. 226 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,464 You're due in court! 227 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:34,169 Tanner case. You better read those briefs. 228 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,838 I'm due in court. 229 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,559 Can you come to my house for dinner tonight? 230 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,680 I don't know where you live. 231 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,984 I don't even know your name. 232 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,901 Louise. 233 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,777 Every little breeze seems to whisper "Louise" 234 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,490 The birds in the trees seem to twitter "Louise" 235 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,496 Each little rose 236 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,373 Tells me it knows 237 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,663 I love you 238 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,423 I love you 239 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,714 Every little beat that I feel in my heart 240 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,596 Seems to repeat 241 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,769 What I felt at the start 242 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,312 Each little sigh 243 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:38,191 Tells me that I adore you 244 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,243 Louise 245 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,409 Just to see and hear you 246 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,875 Brings joy I never knew 247 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,424 But to be so near you 248 00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:00,296 Thrills me through and through 249 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,932 Anyone can see why I wanted your kiss 250 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,980 It had to be 251 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,433 But the wonder is this 252 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,274 Can it be true 253 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,488 Someone like you 254 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,363 Could love me 255 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,368 Louise 256 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,671 You're late! 257 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,175 I love you. 258 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,429 I'm late. 259 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,756 All rise! 260 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,761 Hear ye, hear ye. This court is now in session. 261 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,768 The Honorable William Bills presiding. 262 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,849 The court is now in order. 263 00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,026 - Is the prosecution ready? - Yes, Your Honor. 264 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,527 Is the defense ready? 265 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,193 Yes, Your Honor. 266 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,822 You may commence. 267 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,200 I waive my opening statement. 268 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,716 I waive my opening statement, Your Honor. 269 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:28,017 - Call your witness. - I call Colonel Warren J. Hendriks. 270 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,015 Col. Warren J. Hendriks, please take the stand. 271 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:39,737 Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but, so help you God? 272 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,985 - I do. - Be seated. 273 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,153 Now, Colonel, 274 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,658 suppose you tell the court what happened on the day in question. 275 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,369 I was lying out on the beach. 276 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,327 A beautiful day out, I thought I'd get myself a suntan. 277 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,171 How the hell can you get a suntan in a full-dress uniform? 278 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,418 Order! 279 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,215 I'm sorry, Your Honor. 280 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:03,260 And that boy over there walked up to me and he said, 281 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,632 "Where's the parade, Admiral?" 282 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:05,846 Were those his exact words? 283 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:10,225 Yes, sir. He called me Admiral. And I said, "Move on, you little punk." 284 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,847 Your exact words were, 285 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:15,022 "Move on, you cocksucking draft-dodger." 286 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:18,601 Order! Young man, I'll have none of that in my court! 287 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:21,437 I'm sorry, Your Honor. We apologize. It won't happen again. 288 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,114 You may proceed. 289 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,781 Now, after you told the defendant to move on, what happened? 290 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:32,206 He called me a creep, sir. Said I was a no-good, army creep. 291 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:35,535 I tried to appeal to his patriotic spirit. 292 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,709 He said I was full of shit. 293 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,297 - Objection. - Overruled. 294 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,092 - You said that? - Yeah. That's what he is. 295 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:46,671 Now, Colonel, how did you feel when the defendant suggested 296 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,506 that you were full of shit? 297 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,805 I took it as an insult, 298 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,770 both personally and to the uniform I wear so proudly. 299 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:55,892 Is that all? 300 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:59,851 No, he said that all us career soldiers was the same. 301 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,404 He implied that we wore all those ribbons and things 302 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:08,450 just so we could tell some dumb chick about all the gooks and krauts we killed. 303 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:09,822 Make them think we're big heroes. 304 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,913 Seems to think we get some thrill 305 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:16,242 going around telling people how many gooks and krauts we killed. 306 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,670 Let me tell you, it's not like that at all. No, sir. 307 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:23,340 I killed 40, maybe 50 gooks, 308 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,300 some of them with my bare hands. 309 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:29,255 - Be that as it may... - You can't trust them. 310 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:30,760 They like to surrender, 311 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,183 then sneak up on you when you aren't looking. 312 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,387 I got my first 15 of the little bastards that way. 313 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,892 Colonel, if we could return to... 314 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,983 They'd drop down from the trees, like they was gonna surrender. 315 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,445 Waving them little white flags. But they didn't fool me. No, sir. 316 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,113 I let them walk out there, 317 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,907 then when they was all lined up, nice and neat, 318 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,447 I blew their fucking heads off. 319 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,702 They were surprised. You should have seen them. 320 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:59,376 - Guts, brains, lying all over the place. - Now, Colonel. 321 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,749 One of them came apart, right in the middle. 322 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:05,754 Top half of him just fell off, his two legs just standing there. 323 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,511 Boy, that was really something. 324 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,931 I think if I'd yelled, "Forward march" 325 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,225 them two scrawny little legs would have 326 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,553 just walked off by themselves. 327 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,018 That's fine, Colonel. 328 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,649 Your Honor, I'd like to request 10 minutes. 329 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:26,195 I got one of their brains as a souvenir. 330 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,238 Brought it home to my little boy. 331 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,318 He keeps it in a little jar on a shelf in his room. 332 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,449 But I... 333 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,332 I didn't like killing them. 334 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:39,909 Not the way that boy thinks. 335 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,496 We all understand the hardships you've been through, Colonel Hendriks. 336 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:48,088 Little shitbox. Never even fired a rifle. 337 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,886 Ask him who he ever killed for his country. 338 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:54,682 Colonel, if we may, just go on with your story. 339 00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:00,562 After he cursed me, him and his friend jumped me, 340 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:05,643 and then that boy over there took off my right shoe and sock 341 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,194 and he cut my big toe off. 342 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,073 - You never told me that. - I told your secretary. 343 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,445 Why did you cut his toe off? 344 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,202 I cut his toe off so he wouldn't be fit for duty. 345 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,704 So he wouldn't be able to go back and kill anymore. 346 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,952 I don't need a big toe to kill gooks. 347 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,534 We should have cut your goddamn head off! 348 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,040 - Silence! - I killed for my country! 349 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,129 You're a goddamn hypocrite. 350 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,049 I will hold him in contempt of court. 351 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,427 You and assholes like you would dance into the Second World War 352 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,096 with big smiles on your faces. 353 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:37,846 That's right. Even jerks like you realize you're full of it! 354 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:41,225 - 30 days for contempt of court! - You told everybody that war was shit. 355 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:44,898 We shouldn't kill anymore. "Peace, bro!" Yeah, we believed you. 356 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,816 We thought you meant it, but what you meant 357 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,278 was that anymore war might finish it, right? 358 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,697 Except after a while, the rest would be okay! 359 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,991 We're not buying that crap anymore! 360 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,898 This is the best job I ever had. 361 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,694 - Where are we going? - I don't know. 362 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,622 Gordon. 363 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:42,224 Gordon, we have our shoes on. 364 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:50,436 God, Gordon! 365 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:02,112 - Gordon, what's that banging? - It's the pipes. 366 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,704 It sounds like somebody banging at the door. 367 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,873 - It's just pipes. - Gordon? 368 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:09,952 - Gordon, somebody's calling your name. - Gordon! 369 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:13,005 - It's probably my mother. - Your mother? 370 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,050 - She must have woke up. - But why is she banging? 371 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:21,676 - Sometimes the door sticks. - I should meet her. 372 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,971 Louise, the banging has stopped. 373 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,394 Gordon, I really should meet her! 374 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,806 Okay, you're right. 375 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,494 Gordon, where is she? 376 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,836 I think I should warn you. 377 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,719 My mother is old. 378 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:08,310 - I love old people. - Very old. 379 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,183 The older the better. 380 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,723 By "old," 381 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,017 I mean, 382 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:16,734 old. 383 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:21,236 Gordon, if she's your mother, I'll love her. 384 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,621 I'll get her. 385 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,365 Where are you going? 386 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,092 Gordon? 387 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:47,011 Sometimes the door really jams. 388 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,973 Why don't you put on your shoe? 389 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,349 Right. 390 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,432 They move into the ring now. 391 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:35,185 The challenger is sparring with a left to the body, 392 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,857 a right to the head and another right to the head. 393 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:40,694 - Poppa home yet? - Not yet. 394 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:43,192 I hope he doesn't forget to go to the cleaners. 395 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,739 He forgets to pick up his shirts. 396 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:46,031 Mom. 397 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,287 Mom, there's somebody I want you to meet. 398 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,205 Is it my sister? 399 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,032 Your sister's gone. 400 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:58,165 I just spoke to her this morning. She told me she was coming over. 401 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:01,210 There's a girl here that I want you to meet. 402 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:06,219 She's very nice. I like her very much. She's going to help me take care of you. 403 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,798 - Poppa'll take care of me. - She's not just another nurse, Mom. 404 00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:12,642 It means a lot to me, Mom. 405 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,561 And I want you to know that if you mess this one up for me, 406 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,981 I'm gonna punch your fucking heart out. 407 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,273 Got it? 408 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,901 Such a nice boy. 409 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:42,418 - This is my mother. - Hello. It's so nice to meet you. 410 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:45,171 - That's not my sister. - Say hello to Louise. 411 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:48,595 You told me it was my sister. What did you do to my sister? 412 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,973 - She's a little absent-minded. - Where's my dinner? 413 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,221 - I'm hungry. - Mother, you already ate. 414 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:57,771 - I want my dinner. - Let her join us. 415 00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:59,564 Gordon, it'll be fun. 416 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:03,860 We're going to have a nice dinner together. 417 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,360 - Who is she? - I told you. She's here to help us. 418 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:11,285 - I'm warning you, Ma. - Gordon, you get things started. 419 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:16,081 We're going to just have a lovely evening. 420 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:17,866 Who is she? 421 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:22,580 - I'll tell you all about myself at dinner. - Mother's very tired. 422 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:25,541 Gordon! A place setting for your mother 423 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,717 while she and I have a little talk. 424 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,762 - You don't understand. - Gordon, don't worry about anything. 425 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,589 Just leave it to me. 426 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,300 I love your mother. 427 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:43,892 Well! 428 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,903 Isn't this nice? 429 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:58,744 You have a lovely apartment here. 430 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,044 I'm so glad we met. 431 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,420 Who are you? 432 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:16,099 Louise. Louise Callan. 433 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,974 Gordon has been telling me so much about you. 434 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,274 Gordon? 435 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,107 I know a Gordon. 436 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,946 You must be very proud of your son. 437 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,448 Sidney's a wonderful boy. 438 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,331 I thought his name was Gordon. 439 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,791 That one. 440 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:45,875 Yes, Gordon. He's a wonderful boy, too. 441 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,002 I'm sure he is. 442 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:53,007 Got a pecker this big. 443 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:56,636 I beg your pardon? 444 00:36:57,006 --> 00:37:01,056 - This big. Just like his Poppa. - Okay. Here it is! 445 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,514 Can't wait till Poppa gets home. 446 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,978 - Sorry it took so long. - Everything looks so good. 447 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,934 She's not a big eater. 448 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:15,756 We're going to be great friends, aren't we? 449 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,053 Yeah. 450 00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:39,238 What's wrong? 451 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,580 Maybe she's tired. 452 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,137 Gordon. 453 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,348 Aren't you going to lift her head out of the plate? 454 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:07,137 I guess so. 455 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:18,198 - Poppa'll get you for this! - What's the matter with her? 456 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,867 - She's having a nightmare. - The poor... 457 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:24,871 - Stay away from me! Where's Poppa? - I warned you, Ma. I warned you! 458 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,870 - You tramp! Where is he? - Don't call her a tramp. 459 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:31,670 She's trying to get Poppa away from me! Get out of here! 460 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,671 - She doesn't like me! - She does. 461 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,547 She called me a tramp! 462 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:40,796 Poppa? 463 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,340 I'm hungry! 464 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,474 Louise? 465 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,172 Sid, you have 10 minutes. 466 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:01,501 If you're not here by then, I'm throwing her out the window. 467 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,178 Son of a bitch! 468 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:07,757 If you go to your brother's house tonight, you take your bed with you. 469 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,720 - Sidney! - Gladys, he sounded crazy. 470 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:14,306 He is crazy. And she's crazy. 471 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:17,108 - Mom, Sheldon's hitting! - No hitting! 472 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,311 Let him throw her out the window already. 473 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:22,819 - Ma! Danny's biting. - No biting! 474 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,399 - You know, Sidney... - Gladys, move. 475 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,659 - You know you're crazy, too. - Move. 476 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,907 I think you like getting mugged every night. 477 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,489 Will you move? 478 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:33,457 No. Not tonight, Sidney. 479 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:36,127 - I said move. - No. 480 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:38,379 Ma! They're kicking me! 481 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:41,253 Get away from that door, or I'm gonna choke your child. 482 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,795 Ma, get away from the door! 483 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:56,523 Don't go through the park! 484 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:48,908 Evening, Sidney. 485 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:50,109 Jesus. 486 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:55,327 Not tonight, fellows. Really, I'm really in a very big hurry. 487 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,660 I believe we all know the procedures. 488 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:03,836 I don't have any money on me, I swear it. I swear, guys. I don't have... 489 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,384 - it's the same old shit. - Let me at the motherfucker! 490 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:10,338 - Let me take his motherfucking head off! - Easy, now! Cool it, baby. 491 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,513 Now, look, man. 492 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,309 Every night, you bop through the park here, and every night we run you down. 493 00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:18,438 - Now, we're friends, ain't we? - I certainly hope so. 494 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,606 How come you ain't got no bread with you? 495 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:24,026 - You always steal it from me. - Now, look, man. 496 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,612 - We all gotta make a buck, right? - That's quite true. 497 00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:30,863 If you expect to bop through this park every night, you've gotta have some bread. 498 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,995 Otherwise, me and my boys might be forced to do you some harm. 499 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,163 Let me rip him! 500 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:37,286 I swear, next time I'll bring plenty of money. 501 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,366 - You sure, man? - Yes. 502 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,627 If this happens again, I'm gonna let Muthafucka on your ass. 503 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,500 And Muthafucka likes to tear ass. 504 00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:47,797 - Let me tear that motherfucker's ass! - Cool it! 505 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:54,386 - We gonna play the game. - Game time! 506 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,973 What do you mean? 507 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,893 - Remember Cornel Wilde? - Who? 508 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:04,400 - Cornel Wilde, the movie actor. - No. 509 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:07,611 You ever see that movie The Naked Prey? 510 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:11,733 - I don't think so. - It's like you Cornel. 511 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:15,411 And you better start praying, 'cause you gonna be naked! 512 00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:23,828 What do you mean? 513 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:27,673 Man, since you didn't bring no bread, we gonna take your clothes and sell them. 514 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:31,173 - Come on. That's not funny. - Start running. 515 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:34,222 No, I'm not gonna. 516 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:37,597 Man, you pandering valuable running time. 517 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,724 You want Muthafucka on your ass? 518 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:50,256 God! 519 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,667 Third, please. 520 00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:54,168 Lady? 521 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:57,133 Would you do me a favor. Ring the third floor, please? 522 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,590 Thirdo? 523 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:04,099 Sorry, lady. 524 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,089 Where the hell were you? 525 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,893 You know I almost got killed getting here? 526 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:48,223 A minute later, you'd be killed by an old lady falling out a window. 527 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,307 What happened this time? 528 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,859 - She messed up my dinner. - That's all? 529 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:53,652 Sid, I had a girl up here. 530 00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:56,322 A beautiful girl, who I'll probably never see again. 531 00:46:56,397 --> 00:47:01,119 A girl I've been looking for all my life. We made plans, Sid, and she fucked it up! 532 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:06,332 She's ruining me, Sid. She takes up all my time. 533 00:47:06,407 --> 00:47:09,081 My practice is going to hell. My life is going to hell. 534 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,083 I've had it, Sid. Something has gotta be done! 535 00:47:11,871 --> 00:47:14,215 What do you want me to do, Gordon? 536 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:20,380 I don't want you to do anything, Sid. 537 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,678 I've made up my mind. 538 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,426 I'm gonna put her in a... 539 00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:30,227 Don't ever say that word, Gordie. 540 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,271 You don't put your mother in a home. 541 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:37,738 - She's got a home. This is her home. - You call this a home? 542 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:40,532 Remember when Poppa was dying, Gordon? 543 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:41,701 Please, don't do this. 544 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:44,745 Remember what we promised him on his deathbed? 545 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,288 Sid! 546 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:52,211 - I'm asking you, Sid, don't do this. - "My children. 547 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,463 "Sidney? 548 00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:56,798 "Gordon? 549 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,922 "Your father is dying. 550 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,760 "Sidney? 551 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:04,632 "When you and Gladys get married, 552 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:08,595 "promise me you'll name the first boy after me. 553 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:13,274 "Thank you, Sidney. And, Gordon, 554 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,570 "promise me you'll finish law school 555 00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:20,906 "and promise me you'll always take care of your mother, 556 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:23,700 "and you'll never put Momma 557 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,703 "in a home." 558 00:48:30,199 --> 00:48:31,917 You're right, Sid. 559 00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:34,457 I'm not gonna put her in a home. 560 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,127 I'm gonna kill her. 561 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,090 What? 562 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:43,633 I'm gonna kill her. 563 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:51,186 You're right, Gordon. 564 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,848 - What? - Kill her, Gordon. 565 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:58,441 - Kill her? - What other choice is there? 566 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,572 It's my fault. I haven't been fair to you. 567 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:04,275 I haven't being doing my job as a brother. 568 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:07,612 All I cared about was my wife and children. I never thought about you, Gordie. 569 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:14,001 I'm gonna make you a promise now, and may God strike me blind 570 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:16,078 if I don't keep this promise. 571 00:49:16,162 --> 00:49:19,211 I promise that from now on, I'm gonna think about you. 572 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,088 When you need me, I'll be here. 573 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:24,717 What happened tonight will never, and I mean never, happen again. 574 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,423 If you have something going here, call me. I'll take care of Mom. 575 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,635 I'll take her out of the apartment until you're finished. 576 00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:34,222 You're right to want to kill someone. But kill me, not Momma. 577 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,559 I deserve it. I screwed up your life. Give me a chance. 578 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,109 Let me make it up to you. 579 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:43,735 Thank you, Gordie. 580 00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:46,734 You've made me very happy. 581 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,710 You got something I can wear? 582 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,090 Taxi! 583 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,187 Why did you run away? 584 00:50:57,263 --> 00:50:59,982 Your mother was so frightened and so upset. 585 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:04,654 - I just got afraid that she might die. - You must never worry about that. 586 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:10,322 - Chinese food? - Yes. To make up for ruining dinner. 587 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:34,092 - I'll clear the table. - No. Let me. 588 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,470 I'll get the bowls. 589 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:03,996 Gordon? 590 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:08,125 Do you know what would make me very happy? 591 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:10,169 What? 592 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:14,014 I'd like to ask your mother to join us. 593 00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:16,183 - You're not serious? - Yes. 594 00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:18,761 But, Louise, you saw what just happened! 595 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:22,565 I know, but if she gets to know me, maybe she won't be so frightened of me. 596 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,985 - Louise. - And I want her to like me. 597 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:27,937 No, no. She likes you fine. 598 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,197 - Gordon. - Yes? 599 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:31,740 Trust me. 600 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:36,157 I'll get the food ready. You get your mother. 601 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:04,474 I'll get the food 602 00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:06,650 and you get my mother. 603 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:09,482 Okay. 604 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,341 Mrs. Hocheiser? 605 00:53:46,807 --> 00:53:48,775 Sid? Gladys, where's Sid? 606 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,484 Yes, but he left here 10 minutes ago. Where the hell is he? 607 00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:56,025 Listen, Gladys! 608 00:53:56,525 --> 00:54:00,780 As soon as he comes through the door, tell him to get back over here. 609 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:04,041 Tell him this is it. 610 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:05,951 I need him. 611 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:16,799 Mrs. Hocheiser? 612 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:26,730 Gordon, if Poppa comes home and catches you dressed like that, 613 00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:29,354 he's going to be very disappointed. 614 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,279 No, Mrs. Hocheiser. 615 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,700 I'm not your son. 616 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,366 My name is Louise. 617 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,875 We met earlier. Do you remember? 618 00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:50,420 Stop making an ass of yourself, Gordon. Get out of that dress. 619 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:52,373 Sit down. Watch this. 620 00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:54,712 Sit down! 621 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:08,856 - Hi, Dad. Did you get mugged again? - Shut up! 622 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:10,228 The schmuck just called. 623 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:13,193 He said to tell you he wants you right back there again. 624 00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:17,819 - Sidney, you are not going back there! - Gladys, I have to. 625 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:21,653 - Out of my way, will you? I have to change. - No, Sidney! 626 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:24,739 I promised. I made a solemn oath. Will you move, please? 627 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:26,665 If you walk out of this house... 628 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:29,459 Gladys, please. I don't have time to beat up the kids. 629 00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:32,789 I am warning you. If you go over there... 630 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,839 Gladys, if I don't go over there, 631 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,881 he'll send her here. 632 00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:43,682 Don't change. 633 00:55:44,550 --> 00:55:47,599 Take a cab. Here's money. 634 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,305 Hurry! 635 00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:53,688 I hope you like Chinese food. 636 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,520 - Don't sit there. - Why? 637 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:59,197 Gordon, you know that's Poppa's place. 638 00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:09,541 You're not Gordon. Why'd you tell me you were Gordon? 639 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:11,789 I didn't. I never did. 640 00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:16,673 This is my son. You can't fool me. This is him. 641 00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:19,877 I'd know that tush anywhere! 642 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:24,765 Is that a tush! There's never been a tush like it. 643 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,013 - Ma, will you cut it out? - What a tush. 644 00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:30,847 Please don't do this. Ma! Don't do this! 645 00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:36,151 - I think I'd better go. - Please don't leave. 646 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:39,150 She just wants to... Please don't... 647 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:41,281 She's just trying to embarrass you. Please. 648 00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:44,530 - Cover your tush! - Louise, don't leave! 649 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,658 Wait, Louise, wait! 650 00:57:03,837 --> 00:57:06,135 Louise! Wait! 651 00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:35,126 Motherfucker, where you going? 652 00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,877 Not again, fellows. Please! 653 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:02,381 - Can I leave now? - Leave? You can't leave now, Sid. 654 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:03,708 Why not? 655 00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:07,886 - It's our big club dance. - You're having a dance tonight? 656 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:10,464 - You're the guest of honor. - Really? 657 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:14,893 - You must stay, Sid. - Sweetie, I can't. I really can't. 658 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:16,770 You motherfucker, you gonna stay. 659 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:18,813 I'd love to, Muthafucka, but I really have to get going. 660 00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:24,649 - We don't want nobody moving around. - What are you doing? 661 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,814 My brother's waiting. 662 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:32,320 That's gonna be motherfucking fine. 663 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:35,330 Wait a minute. What are you gonna do? 664 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,828 - Rape. - Rape? 665 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:40,961 We always rape somebody the night of the big dance. 666 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:43,588 It's tradition. It's part of our heritage. 667 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:44,755 Everybody knows that! 668 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:57,177 Fellows, don't do that. Come on. 669 00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:01,269 Who's going first? 670 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,650 The guest of honor. 671 01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,853 - It's you, Sidney. - Me? 672 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:09,031 - Yeah, baby. - No fooling around! 673 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,858 Don't do that! 674 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:15,659 - This your first rape? - This will be my first. Don't fool around. 675 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,790 She's got red tights. 676 01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:21,209 Red tights! 677 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,911 Hot stuff! 678 01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:30,002 - Get going. - Jump on her, man. 679 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:33,426 I got it! 680 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,810 - Jump on her! - I got it! 681 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,762 Now I got it, yeah. 682 01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:44,315 Boy, is that good! 683 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:34,407 - Hello. - Gordie. 684 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:36,985 Listen, you promised you'd come when I needed you, 685 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:39,412 you didn't show, so we have nothing to discuss. 686 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:41,956 Gordie, don't hang up. 687 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,624 I need your help. I'm in jail. You gotta get me out. 688 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:49,085 I'm very tired, Sid. I haven't slept. 689 01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:52,627 Momma bit me in the ass, and I fell down a flight of stairs. 690 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,720 Later, Gordon. I'm in big trouble and you gotta help me. 691 01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:59,140 I was on my way over to your place. I got arrested. 692 01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:00,596 What for? 693 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:04,187 - Rape. - What? 694 01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:07,144 Rape! 695 01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,439 Rape? Who the hell did you rape? 696 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:13,905 Look, it's a long story. 697 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:16,358 Will you just come down 698 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:19,824 and get me out, please? 699 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,913 Why would you rape anybody? 700 01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:24,036 I'll tell you when you get here, please. 701 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:26,038 I'm at the 68th Street station house. 702 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:27,664 Hurry, do me a favor. 703 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,458 Thanks a lot. 704 01:02:42,884 --> 01:02:46,104 You could have warned her. That's the first thing they're gonna ask. 705 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:47,897 I tried to, but they stopped me! 706 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:49,350 - Who? - The guys in the park! 707 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:51,610 Before I could do it, they tore her clothes off. 708 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:55,064 - Why didn't you run? - I couldn't. They were holding me. 709 01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:57,490 They pushed me on top of her and made me do it. 710 01:02:57,565 --> 01:03:00,444 Then they took off and left me there. I was arrested. 711 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:02,029 Who arrested you? 712 01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:04,406 That's the bad part. 713 01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:07,538 The woman I was raping was a cop. 714 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:11,296 You raped a cop? 715 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:15,918 It's one of those guys that walks around in drag looking for purse snatchers. 716 01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:19,221 - Couldn't you tell? - Not right away! It was dark! 717 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:21,264 And I was terribly excited. 718 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:31,983 - I think you're in a lot of trouble, Sid. - You think so? 719 01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:38,449 - Where is the arresting officer? - I don't know. He was all shook up. 720 01:03:39,065 --> 01:03:41,238 He'd never been raped before. 721 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:48,996 You the guy that raped the cop in the park? 722 01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:52,333 He is. That's my brother. 723 01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:58,918 Here. 724 01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:01,467 These are for you. 725 01:04:15,727 --> 01:04:16,695 What is it? 726 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,943 I don't think I need your help anymore. 727 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,907 These are from the cop I raped. 728 01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:22,700 "Thank you for a wonderful evening." 729 01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:25,912 He's not gonna press charges. 730 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:29,912 He wants me to leave my name and my phone number with the guard. 731 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,633 Gordie. 732 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,682 Do you think I should leave my phone number? 733 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,626 That's it, Sid. 734 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:20,800 I can't depend on you anymore. 735 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,758 Long-stemmed roses. 736 01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:27,262 I'll spend the rest of my life with a potato. 737 01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:30,431 I never got flowers from anyone. 738 01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:35,732 Such a nice man. 739 01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:39,065 Pull over, driver. 740 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,566 A real human being. 741 01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:43,106 Get out, Sid. 742 01:05:43,898 --> 01:05:46,617 - What? - I said, "Get out." 743 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,950 Would you like a rose? 744 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:54,751 You son of a bitch! Why'd you do it? 745 01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:03,711 I hope Momma never dies, you putz! 746 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:11,893 Where to? 747 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,100 Take me to the courthouse. 748 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:25,069 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look at that old woman. 749 01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,743 How would you like to come home every night 750 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:31,446 and find a potato sitting in your living room? 751 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:34,704 A vegetable sharing your apartment with you? 752 01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,085 Your Honor, 753 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:39,917 ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 754 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:43,508 I respectfully request that this old woman 755 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:46,803 be sentenced to spend the rest of her natural life 756 01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:48,925 locked in a toilet. 757 01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:04,317 - Coach Williams, you were hired by the... - Memphis Maulers football team. 758 01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,147 Memphis Maulers professional football team. 759 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:09,531 - That's right. As the head coach. - Head coach. 760 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:28,712 Did you have a contract to coach? 761 01:07:28,795 --> 01:07:30,468 That's right. 762 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:32,720 For $40,000 a year! 763 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,427 For three years! 764 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,637 That's correct. 765 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,690 - You haven't been paid! - That's right. 766 01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:53,912 Why weren't you paid, Coach Williams? 767 01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:55,705 They fired me! 768 01:07:58,157 --> 01:07:59,955 Why did they do that? 769 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:02,078 For no reasons! 770 01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:05,085 I told you that. That's why I hired you! 771 01:08:18,219 --> 01:08:19,721 Mr. Hocheiser. 772 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:44,955 Your Honor, Coach Williams... 773 01:09:00,345 --> 01:09:02,063 Coach Williams. 774 01:09:03,931 --> 01:09:04,978 Yeah. 775 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:08,278 What kind of a football team 776 01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:11,447 did you bring to Memphis? 777 01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:15,034 A special hand-picked one. 778 01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:17,453 - Hand-picked? - That's right. 779 01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:19,951 They were about nine or 10 years old. 780 01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:21,908 - Nine or 10 years old? - That's right. 781 01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:23,835 Where did you find these children? 782 01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:28,211 I looked around till I found the biggest and fastest boys in the country. 783 01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:30,675 Their parents gave you permission to take them? 784 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:31,843 No, I took them. 785 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:34,171 - You just took them? - Yeah, I took them. 786 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:37,724 What did their parents say when they found out? 787 01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:41,929 They were happy to get the bonus money. Besides, they weren't too bright anyhow. 788 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,852 Order! 789 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,104 Coach Williams. 790 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:16,963 - Mr. Hocheiser. - Your Honor. 791 01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,261 Coach Williams. 792 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:31,394 - My God! - Is that all, Mr. Hocheiser? 793 01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:35,152 Mr. Hocheiser, if the court may have your attention. 794 01:10:36,524 --> 01:10:39,869 Your honor, counsel requests a 10-minute recess. 795 01:10:39,944 --> 01:10:42,663 - Request denied. - Thank you, Your Honor. 796 01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:46,205 Hocheiser, for Christ's sake! I ain't finished yet! 797 01:10:46,284 --> 01:10:47,706 You may proceed, Mr. Devloe. 798 01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:52,169 Coach Williams, you saw nothing wrong with taking these children? 799 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:54,922 I wanted to teach those boys the game of football. 800 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:57,303 They ate, slept and talked nothing but football. 801 01:10:57,378 --> 01:11:00,097 Could they, or could they not, speak English? 802 01:11:00,173 --> 01:11:03,643 They didn't have to speak no damn English! They just had to play football! 803 01:11:03,718 --> 01:11:05,978 Besides, the quarterback could speak. 804 01:11:06,053 --> 01:11:08,977 - English? - He could say numbers. 805 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,696 I bought a plane ticket and I'm going home. 806 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:29,293 Where's home? 807 01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:31,997 Waukegan, Illinois. 808 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,210 Doesn't Jack Benny come from there? 809 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,051 Yes. 810 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,469 Did you know him? 811 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,225 No. 812 01:11:55,978 --> 01:11:58,822 They named a high school after him out there, didn't they? 813 01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:00,984 It was a junior high school. 814 01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:05,196 Junior high. I thought it was a high school. 815 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:06,785 No. 816 01:12:21,254 --> 01:12:22,927 Goodbye, Gordon. 817 01:12:24,715 --> 01:12:28,436 I really think we could have had something wonderful together, 818 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:33,524 but I can't compete with your mother 819 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,943 and she's never going to let go. 820 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:40,235 Louise, let's get married! 821 01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:47,701 What about your mother? 822 01:12:53,411 --> 01:12:56,085 I'm gonna put my mother in a... 823 01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:12,438 I'm gonna put my mother 824 01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:16,229 in a home. 825 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:21,156 - I'm gonna put her in a home, Louise. - Yes, Gordon, yes! 826 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,875 The male members insist that there's something about being nude 827 01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:43,177 that makes you want to play volleyball. 828 01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:48,599 What is the ultimate effect of pornography on young men? 829 01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:51,143 Boredom, says a team of psychological researchers 830 01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:53,271 at the University of North Carolina. 831 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:57,351 They hired a group of volunteer men, ages 21 to 23, 832 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,902 for 90 minutes a day for three weeks. 833 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:03,281 The subjects were first screened for psychiatric disorders, 834 01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:06,325 and then exposed to a variety of pornographic materials 835 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,994 during the daily hour and a half. 836 01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:10,913 Their first exposure was to a hard-core stag movie 837 01:14:11,072 --> 01:14:13,541 which a control group also watched. 838 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:16,294 Subjective reports have spoken for themselves. 839 01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:19,088 Physiological measurements of the specimen, 840 01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:22,542 testified to the arousal of the subject. 841 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:27,013 After that exposure to pornography, the controls were given no more. 842 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:31,309 The subjects were surrounded by it daily during the time devoted to the experiment. 843 01:14:31,384 --> 01:14:34,353 At first, they exhibited high interest and arousal, 844 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,480 then both fell rapidly. 845 01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:39,525 Psychological and physical tests measured... 846 01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:40,693 Why did you do that? 847 01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:43,029 Come on, put on your coat. We're going for a ride. 848 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:45,277 I don't wanna go for a ride. Where's Poppa? 849 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,700 That's where we're going. We're gonna see Poppa. 850 01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:49,322 We're gonna see Poppa? 851 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,413 Such a good boy! 852 01:15:26,981 --> 01:15:28,608 Homes. 853 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,659 "Homes for the aged." 854 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:36,415 For Christ's sake, will you come on? Come on, hurry up! 855 01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:38,163 I've gotta look nice for Poppa. 856 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:40,791 You look good. You look terrific. 857 01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:07,066 Get in the car. 858 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,222 Just stay there. 859 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:30,237 Excuse me. Where's the office? 860 01:17:32,606 --> 01:17:34,028 The manager? 861 01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:14,781 - Where's the office? - I don't know. 862 01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:27,628 Who's there? 863 01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:30,164 What do you want? 864 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:34,711 - Look, I got your ad here. - Yeah? You're not from the State, are you? 865 01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:36,511 Not from the Health Department, are you? 866 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:39,807 - No, no. Look. I've got my... - And the goddamn health people. 867 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:42,226 I told those bastards to stay away from here. 868 01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:43,553 I run a clean place. 869 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:46,480 It ain't easy taking care of all these old people, you know? 870 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:48,478 You mean you're here by yourself? 871 01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:52,111 Yes, that's what I mean. It's tough getting help. 872 01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:56,191 - Nobody wants to take care of old people. - I know what you mean. 873 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:03,414 - How many people do you have here? - Seventy three. I don't know, no, maybe 72. 874 01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:05,366 I didn't check all the rooms yet. 875 01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:09,582 Sometimes they go in the night, and I don't find out about it till the morning. 876 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:14,213 Look at this. Hot lunches. Every day. Everything's gotta be done by the book. 877 01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:18,762 - Pass it around. - Do you do the cooking, too? 878 01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:21,590 Since Grace died, I do everything around here. 879 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:24,644 - Are you Gus? - There ain't no Gus. 880 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:28,264 I wish there was a Gus. He'd help me out, that bastard. 881 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:31,563 - What do you got? A mother or father? - A mother. 882 01:19:31,642 --> 01:19:34,612 - I ain't got no room. - She's no trouble. She'll sleep anywhere. 883 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:37,781 - I told you, I ain't got no room! - There's no bread! 884 01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:40,609 She's out in the car. I drove her all the way out here. 885 01:19:40,693 --> 01:19:42,195 What do you want me to do about it? 886 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:45,372 - Can't you check the rooms now? - Can't you see I'm serving lunch? 887 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:48,701 - Lunch, for Christ's sake! - Gordon, this is a terrible place! 888 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:54,465 Up there! 889 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:57,293 You tell them I ain't gonna serve lunch all day. 890 01:19:58,919 --> 01:20:01,217 Lunch! How many times I gotta tell you? 891 01:20:01,338 --> 01:20:03,716 I tell you, lunch! Hey, you. 892 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:06,177 You want lunch? You shake your ass! 893 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,237 Do you have any rooms? 894 01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,997 Yes, we have rooms. 895 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:11,451 I wanna put my Momma here. 896 01:21:11,533 --> 01:21:14,878 But there are forms to fill out. You just can't put her. 897 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:17,381 Would you go get the forms, please? 898 01:21:17,456 --> 01:21:19,208 All right. Get the forms. 899 01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:25,180 Where are we? Where's Poppa? 900 01:21:25,255 --> 01:21:27,057 We'll meet Poppa. That's what we're doing. 901 01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:28,767 Where is he? Poppa! 902 01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,602 Stand right here, or you won't see Poppa. 903 01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:31,894 - You got the forms? - Yes, here they are. 904 01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:34,106 Give them to me. 905 01:21:34,181 --> 01:21:37,276 Gordon Hocheiser. 906 01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:40,776 - You want to get her? - Yes, we'll go get her. 907 01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:47,820 - All right. - Gordon, you said we're gonna meet Poppa. 908 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,621 What? Yeah. 909 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:56,162 No. Never mind. I'll get her. 910 01:21:57,496 --> 01:22:01,633 - Now, you're going to love it here. - I'll tell you when I love it! 911 01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:05,212 I'll love it when I'm meeting Poppa. Now, just go. Go away. 912 01:22:05,295 --> 01:22:08,048 - Go! - Here's Poppa. 913 01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:12,140 Poppa? 914 01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,267 Momma? 68365

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