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(Sopranos theme song)
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Hey, no speeding.
This is a party zone!
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( Rowdy chatter )
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Come on! We can do it!
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Hey, Janet Jackson.
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Hi, Mr. Soprano!
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Where's Meadow?
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I give up. In the house?
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- Tony.
- Billy, thanks for calling.
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As soon as I found out
it was your mom's place.
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O.d. Friend says
special k and ecstasy.
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- You fucking kidding me?
- Your kid's all right.
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She's a little drunk.
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321, repeat, you're breaking up.
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529, are you in pursuit
of vehicle on 75 north?
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- In your grandmother's house.
- It wasn't my fault.
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If I had a quarter
every time I heard that...
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I'd have a private jet
on 24-hour standby.
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Get in the car.
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(Vomiting )
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- In your grandmother's house.
- Now he's repeating himself.
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Just lucky I knew that cop.
So he cut me a favor.
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Let me guess, he owes you money?
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(Car approaching )
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- What did she do?
- Go upstairs.
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- No, I want to see the fight.
- Get your little ass up those stairs!
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Meadow!
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- We can talk about it in the morning.
- Get down here!
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Let her go to bed.
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I want her to answer for herself!
She's drunk! Was she driving?
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I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't!
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Don't puke on the floor!
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You still up? Go to bed!
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- She's on ecstasy and you yell at me?
- Get up there!
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What did she say for herself?
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The usual shit. "Wasn't my fault."
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There was designer drugs there, Tony.
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So, what did you say?
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I don't know. I yelled.
What the fuck else am I gonna do?
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You sure you're gonna
be all right, uncle rich?
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I want to walk.
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See if I run into any
of the old crowd.
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Thanks, doll.
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Motherfucker.
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There has to be consequences.
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What kind of parents would we be
if we let her get away with this?
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Typical?
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Plenty of parents
still crack the whip.
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Yeah, that's what they tell you.
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I cannot wait until
she goes off to college.
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Oh, right, so you can get
empty nest syndrome...
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And go on Wellbutrin
like your sister.
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As a parent today, you are over
a barrel no matter what you do.
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You take the car, you're a chauffeur.
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Ground her, you stay in
and be a prison guard.
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Throw her out,
social services returns her...
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And we face a judge.
She's not 18 yet.
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That's your solution?
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All I'm saying, with the laws today,
you can't restrain your kid physically.
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She could sue you for child abuse.
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There has to be consequences.
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And there will be.
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Ihearyou, okay?
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Let's not overplay our hand. If she
knows we're powerless, we're fucked.
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Hey.
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That guy wants to talk to you.
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Jesus. Mother of Christ! Richie.
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So when did you get out?
How come nobody told me?
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That's funny. Paulie walnuts
told me he ran into you this morning.
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Honest to fucking god,
nobody said a word.
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Just shut the fuck up.
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You know, I did a lot of meditation
in the can on this.
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On what?
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You can't believe how crazy things...
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- You ever meditate?
- Me? Meditate?
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- Are you crazy?
- Not as crazy as I used to be.
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But still crazy enough
to take an eye out.
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What's going on here, rich?
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Ten years. And not even a pleasant
"go fuck yourself" from you I get.
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You know, I always asked
how you were doing.
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Hold on there. You.
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How could you let my dear friend
sit here with an empty cup?
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- I'm sorry.
- That's all right.
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Take it easy, kid.
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Bring this gentleman
a veal-parm sandwich.
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And hurry the fuck up about it.
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The other two stores
doing as good as this?
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Come on, you know, it's a grind.
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That doesn't answer my question.
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Rich, I know you're a made guy,
so I lose either way.
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But I always respected you
and your brother, Jackie.
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I'm no victim here.
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I'm not some greaseball storeowner.
I'm sorry, Richie.
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I will not be shaken down.
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This sucking up to Tony soprano
has done wonders for you.
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I go away for a while. I come back,
you're a tough guy.
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- Don't do this.
- Do what?
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Take what's owed to me?
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- What's owed to you?
- I put you in action, beansie.
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You got a bad memory, beansie.
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Veal parmigiana sandwich.
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Fuck you.
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I'll be back every Saturday, partner.
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I don't fucking believe this.
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I'm being shaken down, for what?
Tell me, what did I do?
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This is not right.
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I'm not gonna fucking lay down.
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I'll step up.
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Won't lay down, huh? You don't want
to lay dawn? You piece of shit!
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All right, let's get her down here.
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I guess.
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- Where is the bride of Frankenstein?
- She's still sleeping.
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- Yeah, right. Go wake her up.
- I wake her up?
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I want to get this shit
out of the way before I go out.
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- You guys are making too much of this.
- I don't think we're making enough.
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She was drunk.
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Her choice. There's a zuni saying:
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"For every 20 wrongs
a child does, ignore 19."
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There's an old Italian saying:
"You fuck up once, you lose two teeth."
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That's what all this is about.
Ego and control.
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- I beg your pardon?
- No, don't try to make sense with her.
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No, I want to understand this.
Go ahead, tell me.
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You want to hold on to control
over a young woman...
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Whose entire
biological determinism...
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Is to achieve independent
thought and behavior.
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She's exercised her independence...
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But you want to penalize her
because you don't like her choices.
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Go get a fucking permanent.
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I'm trying to watch TV!
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Well.
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Good morning.
I'm sorry, is it afternoon?
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- Mom, please.
- Please what?
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- You'd better have some answers.
- (Tony) Yeah. That's right!
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- Fine. You're punished.
- For what? I didn't do anything!
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You did nothing?
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- It wasn't my fault!
- It's never your fault, Meadow.
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It was gonna be me,
hunter and the macaluso twins.
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Then Steve shows up with Adam
and people from boonton!
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So Steve's just trying doorknobs
till he hits the jackpot?
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- No, hunter tells him.
- Now with the hunter.
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And she's at home, blaming it on you.
It's an old game.
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You try studying day and night
to get into college.
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- We work hard. We deserved a night!
- Take it easy.
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Take it easy.
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I'm sorry you're under a lot of
pressure. It's still no excuse.
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- So who was this ecstasy guy?
- I just told you. Adam.
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I don't know him.
He came with Steve.
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The Steve I know?
The school kid you're always with?
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He's a flake. Why do you think
I stopped hanging with him?
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That's news to me you don't
hang out with Steve.
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It's painful to talk about, okay?
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You're gonna get punished.
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Look, you guys,
I know what I did was not okay.
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I've been thinking about it a lot and
really not feeling good about myself.
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You should take away my discover card.
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- You better believe it!
- That's right!
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For two weeks.
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Three!
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How do I buy gas?
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Your allowance.
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I spent my allowance.
And I already owe mom.
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The pashmina.
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We can wait on that.
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You get 10 dollars a week. Cash.
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No more.
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Till you get your card back.
For gas!
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Come here.
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Look at you.
You look great. You're sinew.
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You sack of shit. If you lost that
baby fat, you'd disappoint me.
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Hey, fuck you.
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You been laid yet?
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God, what's wrong? I'm trying.
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Hey, I said 4:00.
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I leave before
the stock market closes...
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You yell for not watching
the phone guys.
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Meet Richie aprile.
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Jesus Christ, how you doing?
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Your brother, Jackie,
was like a fucking god.
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A great leader.
And I heard a lot about you.
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Yeah, well, I heard a lot about you.
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That's why I'm here.
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What do you mean?
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Out of respect for our friend here,
I'm gonna talk nice.
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I ever hear you raise your hands
to my niece again...
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Next time you won't see my face.
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You understand?
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Who told you I put my hand on her?
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Is this kid getting jerky with me?
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Look, kid, I shouldn't
have to explain myself.
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I'm from the old school.
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You want to raise your hands,
give her your last name.
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Then it's not my business.
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Until then, keep your hands
in your pockets.
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We understand each other?
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Now get out of here.
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I want to talk to Tony.
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Go ahead.
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He's a good kid.
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Capable.
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Look, ton, this is the thing.
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I want to get my shy business back.
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00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,360
I keep getting calls
from Jackie's customers...
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- Where the fuck are you going?
- I'll talk to you later, Richie.
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What just happened?
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No more business talk
with him directly.
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You fucking with me?
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You can talk to him.
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But not now.
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And never here.
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Can you believe we drank
a whole bottle of wine?
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Thank god!
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- We're out of here.
- Okay.
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Richie broke a chair over his head.
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You shitting me?
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Hit him with a coffeepot too.
Broke his cheekbone.
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Prick. I talked to him yesterday.
He's all sweetness and lights.
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Already this shit's getting old.
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Yo, bright eyes.
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- Where you going?
- This isn't the bing, huh?
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Fuck did I say?
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Hey, how have you been?
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Can't complain.
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- You look good.
- Where did your friends go?
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- Tell them to come back, join us.
- No, they're leaving.
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First time here. Excellent veal.
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We making small talk now?
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Nice to see you.
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Yeah, you too.
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- Toodle-oo.
- Bye-bye.
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Not a bad ass.
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She had nice pipe-fitter lips.
No disrespect.
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Hey, what do I give a fuck?
I hardly know her.
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You mean, you would take
the lips over the tits?
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Trust me, my boy.
There's two things I'm good at:
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It's pulling dents
and spotting good blowjobs.
237
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And that sweetie had
world-class blowjob lips.
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Am I right, skipper? Good or no?
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00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,686
What the fuck do I know?
It was a long time ago.
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All right, she was good. All right?
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Good?
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00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,569
Or great?
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Why you busting my balls?
It was a long time ago.
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Hey, I remember
every blowjob I ever got.
245
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,538
You remember your first blowjob?
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Yeah, of course.
247
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,542
How long did it take
for the guy to come?
248
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,754
I said, "you remember
your first blowjob?“
249
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,716
"yeah." "how long did it take
for the guy to come?"
250
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,512
"Toodle-fucking-oo"?
251
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,764
What the fuck was that?
252
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,558
I couldn't sleep
from the embarrassment.
253
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,103
What was so wrong?
It's an accepted form of goodbye.
254
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,940
That's not the way
I talk with patients.
255
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,484
It wasn't me. It was someone else.
256
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,902
It was Jennifer.
257
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:13,366
For whatever reason, at that moment,
you felt safer showing him Jennifer.
258
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,286
What did you see at that table
that made you want to hide "doctor"?
259
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,871
Who were you hiding from?
260
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,166
I saw a patient that
I never wanted to see again.
261
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,211
That's who I was hiding from.
A patient.
262
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,338
When you say "see"...
263
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,217
Do you mean professionally
or just plain "see"?
264
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,387
- What's the difference?
- There's a big difference.
265
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,974
If it was just a matter
of just plain old "see"...
266
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,893
The cordial doctor
would've said, "good night."
267
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:45,314
But, because he's someone you didn't
want to see professionally...
268
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:49,277
You abandoned the doctor facade
and adopted the Jennifer posture.
269
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,404
Hence, "toodle-oo."
270
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,365
You're almost there,
Elliot, but not quite.
271
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,202
Young girls are not accountable
for their behavior.
272
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:02,290
I think "toodle-oo" was the action
of a ditsy young girl.
273
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:07,878
And I regressed into the girl thing
to escape responsibility...
274
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,881
For abandoning a patient.
275
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,842
He asked me for help.
276
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:20,433
Look, I need you as a colleague
to tell me that I did the right thing.
277
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,270
You gotta ask yourself
why you became a psychiatrist.
278
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,773
If it was to help people stop
smoking or biting nails...
279
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,693
Then so be it.
There's nothing wrong with that.
280
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,905
Another patient committed suicide
because I was treating this man.
281
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,199
Because I had to go on the I am.
282
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,286
Treating patients from a motel room
isn't optimum...
283
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,080
But you were there for her,
in phone contact.
284
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,083
It would have been the same
if you'd been on vacation.
285
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,713
Did you say "I am"?
286
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,135
(Yoga instructor )
And lifting up into cobra.
287
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:05,102
And now rising up
into downward facing dog.
288
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,276
Coming back down into cobra.
289
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,787
And relaxing into child's pose.
290
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,669
Richie.
291
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,507
Janice. You know,
I thought that was you.
292
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,841
"Parvati."
293
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,012
I changed my name to Parvati in '78.
294
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,515
I thought you lived in California now.
295
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,768
Seattle, actually, last couple years.
296
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:50,773
- So, how long you been...?
- Out of jail?
297
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,610
One week. That's where
I picked up this yoga shit.
298
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,029
It's working. You seem very supple.
299
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,532
I'm doing a lot of stretching.
300
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,828
- So you back now?
- My mom's at St. erasmus. A stroke.
301
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,914
Sorry to hear that.
Tony didn't say anything about it.
302
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:14,338
- Guess we're all getting a little old.
- Only if that's our choice.
303
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,229
Drag me all the way out here...
304
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:34,108
I walk through the food court,
this kid spills fried rice on me.
305
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,903
Take it easy.
Keep your voice down. Let's talk.
306
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,865
Yeah, let's. How would you feel?
307
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:45,411
Your crew evaporates, then you walk
away from me like I got a disease.
308
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,581
I don't talk business.
Don't take it personal.
309
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,458
I'm a government target.
310
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,544
Why do you think we're meeting
in a fucking mall?
311
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,715
It feels disrespectful.
You know, that's all I'm saying.
312
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,051
I'm the guy who saved you
from the hit parade.
313
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,472
When? When did you ever
step in for me?
314
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,723
You forget?
315
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,059
You and my brother stuck up
feech lamanna's card game?
316
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,686
Feech was a made man.
317
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:16,317
If it wasn't for me, you would've got
a vicious beating, to say the least.
318
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,943
You know I love you.
319
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,155
You're like my big brother.
You'll be taken care of.
320
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,366
What was yours before you left
will be yours again.
321
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,619
You just gotta give us some time.
322
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,289
Jeez, Anthony, you'd do that for me?
323
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,625
Hey, fuck you.
324
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,463
What's mine is not yours to give me.
325
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:42,134
- Hey, prick, you reached out to me.
- I said what I wanted to say.
326
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,182
Well, we got a problem, kid?
327
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,976
I'm trying to get you to slow down.
328
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:55,314
Things are different now.
You gotta be extra, extra careful.
329
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,775
When do you know me not to be careful?
330
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,026
When?
331
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:04,323
You been out of the can 10 minutes,
you shake down beansie for a piece.
332
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:08,035
Do me a favor, back off.
He's a good earner.
333
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,079
Yeah, for you.
334
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,498
That's none of your fucking cazzi.
335
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,001
Those joints are a cash business.
They come in handy.
336
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,004
- He's a sneaky cocksucker.
- Whatever, back off.
337
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,383
You taking the side
of a civilian over me?
338
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,010
Christ, I'm asking you
to do me a favor.
339
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,430
Do it if you want to.
If you don't, go fuck yourself.
340
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,141
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
341
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,853
How's your sister?
342
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,065
- There's no need for that talk.
- What?
343
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,900
My sister.
344
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,445
Janice. How's she doing?
345
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,160
Oh, I thought you were baiting me.
You know...
346
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,288
"How's your sister?"
"Fuck your mother."
347
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,413
No.
348
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,937
(Door slams)
349
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,653
See what she did?
350
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,988
- Who?
- Meadow.
351
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,657
That house is fucked!
352
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,036
- Thought you didn't swear.
- What are you talking about?
353
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,957
I'm outraged.
No, I am beyond outraged.
354
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:22,086
Talk about disgrace? Disrespect for
other people's property?
355
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,463
It's like a freaking
shooting gallery.
356
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:28,175
It smells of urine, there's puke
all over the hardwood floors...
357
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,762
- Sounds like your place in venice.
- She's been punished.
358
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,472
Three weeks without a card.
359
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,100
Oh, Madonna,
that's some heavy shit there!
360
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,560
- Janice...
- If that was my child...
361
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,981
You got a lot of fucking balls,
you know that?
362
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,442
- Don't talk to me like that.
- Let's clear the air here.
363
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,570
You're a vishnu-come-lately,
playing concerned.
364
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,447
Who the fuck are you kidding?
365
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,908
You're here to pick
the frigging bones.
366
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,996
There's a lot I could say right now
that I am not gonna say.
367
00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,623
A lot of balls.
368
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,877
Temper tantrums.
369
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,798
He hasn't changed one iota
since we lived in Newark. Not one!
370
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:12,428
You're passing judgment on him, Janice.
On us as parents.
371
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:16,682
How we discipline our children
is none of anybody's business.
372
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:20,227
You let that girl walk all over you,
you'll regret it.
373
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:23,897
Mother of god, Janice!
Are all of you sopranos the same?
374
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:27,568
I ask you nicely to stay out of it,
you pretend not to hear.
375
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,278
Maybe you'll hear this.
376
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:33,198
Mind your fucking business. Keep your
mouth shut when it comes to my kids!
377
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,240
Alright?!
378
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,663
Maybe I've stayed here too long.
379
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:54,136
The fall in the shower didn't affect
your pre-existing heart condition.
380
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,806
- But you already knew that.
- It never hurts to be sure.
381
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,892
Fucking bum hip.
382
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,604
What next does the man upstairs
have in store for me?
383
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,522
You're lucky it was a sprain.
384
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:10,152
The thing is, doc, I've been feeling
these, like, little fibrillations.
385
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,864
Psychosomatic.
You got out of jail on a medical.
386
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:18,452
It's the mind-body connection.
Your body's just pitching in to help.
387
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,703
(Knocking )
388
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,206
Hey!
389
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,500
There's my boy!
390
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,836
I was afraid you didn't
get the message.
391
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,429
Put a shirt on,
I'm getting a chubby.
392
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,015
Doc, this is one of my dearest friends.
393
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:43,769
Richie, this is the best heart man
in the world, Doug schreck.
394
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,731
Mr. Soprano oversold me.
I'm only the best in the western world.
395
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,733
Fucking ball-breaker.
396
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,486
Doc, do me a favor?
397
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,113
Me and Richie...
398
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:55,989
Yeah, no problem.
399
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:04,039
He's good. Lets me use his doctor-
patient privilege to meet people here.
400
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,752
Fucking house arrest.
401
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:15,342
Federal marshals so far up my ass,
I can taste brylcreem.
402
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,888
Jesus, you look good.
How you feeling?
403
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,809
Better than some,
not as bad as others.
404
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:28,564
I gotta meet Tony at a mail, you here.
What the fuck is happening?
405
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:32,067
Like the man said,
"may you live in interesting times."
406
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,111
You met with Tony?
407
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,239
It's more like a fucking audience
with the pope.
408
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,992
What are you gonna do?
409
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,039
Whatever you tell me.
410
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,424
You and your brother
were always good boys.
411
00:27:56,133 --> 00:28:00,429
You tell me this is the way it is,
then so be it.
412
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,723
You tell me othennise...
413
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,642
I'm yours, junior.
414
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,353
Whatever, whoever.
415
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,105
You just say it.
416
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,445
Once again, a big welcome home
to our guest of honor.
417
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:19,364
Richie was surprised by
the changes in 10 years.
418
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,366
New Jersey has a hockey team.
419
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,786
It's interesting,
meadowlands is the only NHL arena...
420
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:28,081
Where the penalty box
is maximum-security.
421
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,335
Maximum-security penalty box.
422
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,586
Help me.
423
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,046
What the fuck?
424
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,173
I was talking to Paulie walnuts...
425
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,301
Who thought that Richie
had been in Bosnia...
426
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,054
Where there's also
a large Muslim population.
427
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,139
- That's it. Out of here.
- Enough.
428
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,895
And now for all you youngsters with
visions of tit-fucking in your head...
429
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,314
Here are the bing girls!
Come on!
430
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,107
(Applause )
431
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,332
Hey.
432
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,959
Welcome home.
433
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:15,712
Wait till you open it. It's all ones.
434
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,341
I'm a grandfather now, rich.
Imagine that?
435
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,968
Please, no pictures.
436
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:24,471
Exploiting medical curiosities
is against the law.
437
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,974
That why they canceled
your mom's audition?
438
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,225
What did you say?
439
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,352
- It's a homecoming.
- Cocksucker.
440
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,396
Take a walk.
441
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,740
Welcome home, rich.
442
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,951
- Is beansie here?
- Haven't seen him.
443
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,454
Richie, how's your balls?
444
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,164
They're hanging.
445
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,084
Ready and waiting.
446
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,377
What?
447
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,212
Go with silvio.
448
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,672
- Who?
- Go!
449
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,299
I'll hold this.
450
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,468
- Don't worry about it.
- Come on.
451
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,971
This guy.
452
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,222
Trust me!
453
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,979
He's got a real
fucking attitude problem.
454
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,522
- Careful.
- Come on.
455
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:20,152
He just did 10 fucking years.
He has a right to be a bit fucked up.
456
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,319
No.
457
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,114
Richie will be all right.
458
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,913
(Moaning)
459
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,178
Yeah, yeah.
460
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,599
I see you like the dark.
461
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,642
Yeah, something like that.
462
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,445
Silvio says we can't take it.
463
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,074
Whose joint did you just cop,
mine or his?
464
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,826
- Did we do something wrong?
- You were fine.
465
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,453
Get out of here.
466
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:15,457
(Applause )
467
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,810
Hey, buddy!
What the fuck are you doing?
468
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,938
What'd you think Tony soprano
was gonna do for you?
469
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,940
You got a raging hard-on for me.
470
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,150
- I don't know what for!
- You don't?
471
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,693
- Come here!
- No.
472
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,071
Come here! Come here!
473
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,407
How come you weren't at the party?
474
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,325
I moved a lot of h for you...
475
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,411
And you made the lion's share.
476
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:57,582
You're just bitter because I invested
my money smart and you didn't.
477
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,752
I spent mine on lawyers,
you slippery fuck!
478
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:04,214
You want to talk like a tough guy?
Tough guy, here!
479
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,299
Hey, come on. Please, no guns.
480
00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:09,469
What happened to
"I'm no greaseball storeowner"?
481
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,347
Tell me again how
you won't lay down, huh?
482
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,933
(Gunshot)
483
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:19,855
(Hornhonmng)
484
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,731
Asshole!
485
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,448
(Loud music)
486
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,741
Janice?
487
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,581
- I'm sorry, is the music too loud?
- Oh, no, it's fine.
488
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:44,296
I just wanted to apologize.
You know, about earlier.
489
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,841
No, I should be apologizing to you.
490
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:49,968
I was out of line.
491
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,179
You're right.
492
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,515
I never raised a child.
493
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:59,936
I was robbed of that when Eugene
took him back to Montreal.
494
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,230
I'm petitioning
the state department...
495
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,942
But they have me on their
enemy radicals list, so...
496
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,488
When was the last time you saw Harpo?
497
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:13,492
He changed his name to hal.
498
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,578
I'm sorry, carm,
can we not talk about him?
499
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:20,165
Look, I just want you to know
that I was way out of line.
500
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,294
Well, I'm sorry too.
Really, I just feel terrible.
501
00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:26,254
You know, you're family.
502
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,381
And family means a lot.
503
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:31,343
I just don't feel right
about you leaving here.
504
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,095
I don't know.
505
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:37,015
I don't think Tony wants me here.
506
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:41,728
Where will you go? The house is in no
condition to move into, especially now.
507
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,271
I'll be all right.
508
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,900
No, I'm sorry.
I really can't let you leave.
509
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,110
Really, I want you to stay.
510
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,613
Okay.
511
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,867
- Okay.
- All right.
512
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,078
- Well, good night.
- Good night.
513
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,540
Oh, maybe just a little bit.
The music.
514
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,291
Oh, all right.
515
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:21,184
(Honking)
516
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,770
Richie, no! Richie, no!
517
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,274
Jesus!
518
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,668
(Pop song playing)
519
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:07,439
- Do I put the chocolate in now?
- Put it in, I'll pour the milk.
520
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,817
What did your parents
say about Saturday?
521
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:14,863
The usual. Nothing.
They're afraid I'll go bulimic again.
522
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,698
Mine just "blah, blah, blah."
523
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,992
Purge and they won't say anything.
524
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,829
When will they realize we're adults,
responsible for ourselves?
525
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,290
So we had a party
at your grandmother's.
526
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,376
Would they prefer we go to limelight?
Hello!
527
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:31,963
It's because they have no life.
They focus on bullshit.
528
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,007
So, what did yours do?
529
00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,718
They took my discover card
for three weeks.
530
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,304
- That's nothing.
- I know, it was my idea.
531
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,640
- Dicks.
- So hypocritical too.
532
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,434
When you think how my dad
makes a living.
533
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,648
Oh, jeez! What is this?
534
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:54,027
- Why don't you ring for the nurse?
- Never you mind!
535
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,945
That's their job.
536
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,489
I don't need them.
537
00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:01,117
My daughter came
all the way from Seattle.
538
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,329
(TV blaring )
539
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,331
Oh, Jesus!
540
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,840
(Knocking )
541
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,217
Hello?
542
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,928
- She rang for you.
- I did not.
543
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,180
Mrs. Soprano.
544
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,183
- Who are you?
- Richie.
545
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:28,228
Richie aprile.
546
00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:31,147
But I thought you were dead.
547
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,776
No, hon, that was my brother, Jackie.
548
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,612
Oh, I'm sorry.
549
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,365
How did he die, the poor baby?
550
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,201
He had cancer.
551
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:44,494
Me too.
552
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,414
Shut that curtain, will ya?
553
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:54,295
You know, I was in a private room.
554
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:58,967
My Johnny would roll over
in his grave if he saw this.
555
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:04,389
Oh, they wheel people in and out,
in and out. Oh, go on!
556
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:09,060
So isn't Parvati supposed to be here?
557
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,812
I don't know who that is.
558
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,148
Your daughter, Parvati. Janice.
559
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:18,069
Oh, yeah, please.
Don't start with that name business.
560
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,780
She did it to shame me.
561
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,908
( Janice )you'll have to have your
tea without lemon.
562
00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:28,329
Richie.
563
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,628
You see the beautiful flowers
he brought me?
564
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:39,174
Yeah, see? Your father
has friends with class.
565
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,759
Not like some people.
566
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:44,137
Ma, he's not one of dad's friends.
He's my friend.
567
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,473
You mean, he's your boyfriend?
568
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,184
Remember? You used to yell at me...
569
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:52,353
For beeping my horn
when I came to pick up Janice.
570
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,272
Pimps beep!
571
00:37:55,690 --> 00:38:00,278
You know, someday somebody's gonna
wash out your mouth with soap, hon.
572
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,781
Oh, yeah, who? You?
573
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,952
Oh, I wish the lord would take me.
574
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,704
Ohh, ma, statazeet.
575
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:12,874
- The man's come to visit you.
- Take it easy!
576
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,293
Is that how you talk to your mother?
577
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,421
You lay the same trip
on everybody who comes.
578
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,007
- Don't you have any shame?
- Shame?
579
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:24,219
Oh, I got plenty of shame.
580
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:25,845
Believe me.
581
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:28,807
You don't want to hear
what I'm ashamed of.
582
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,309
Go ahead, ma. Shoot your best shot.
583
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,311
Never you mind.
584
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,106
Just remember what
we talked about last week.
585
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:42,195
Ma, I'm gonna go to
the cafeteria for some coffee.
586
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,989
- Are you coming back?
- Yes.
587
00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:48,535
I bet you're very good to your mother.
588
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,420
She'll be better when I get her home.
589
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,840
Does that mean you're sticking around?
590
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,885
- If I don't, who'll take care of her?
- What about Tony?
591
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:10,265
Long story.
You haven't heard what happened?
592
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,767
Tony blames everyone else...
593
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:15,228
For anything bad in life,
including ma.
594
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,689
Tony? No.
595
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,859
Trust me. Nothing's ever his fault.
596
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:26,906
So, what's with the flowers,
Mr. Candy stripe?
597
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,784
I couldn't visit her empty-handed.
598
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,536
Oh.
599
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,874
- You weren't at yoga.
- I'm very busy with my mother.
600
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:37,333
Too busy for dinner?
601
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,669
We weren't good together
20 years ago.
602
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,754
Why do you think
it's any different now?
603
00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,883
Let's get to the point.
604
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:49,470
After getting to where I am, it'd be
ridiculous to decompensate now.
605
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,849
I am so not that person anymore.
606
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,352
It works both ways.
607
00:39:56,895 --> 00:40:01,316
You know, I don't think I'd be
interested in the same jan I knew.
608
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,195
- So, what, you've grown?
- Well, you tell me.
609
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,157
Did you ever think you'd
see Richie aprile doing...
610
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,035
Downward facing dog?
611
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:22,253
- Can she put more gook shit in here?
- It's not that much.
612
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,964
Soy milk, tofu, I hate all that shit!
613
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,215
(A.j. )Yeah, me too.
614
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,551
Shut up, you said you liked soy milk.
615
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,554
I lied. She was taking me
to the video store.
616
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,681
I'm happy aunt Parvati's staying.
617
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:35,934
The one who thinks you're spoiled?
618
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,437
It wasn't my fault.
How many fucking times I gotta say it?
619
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:40,939
- _hey!
- Whoa!
620
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:51,240
Don't look like you're gonna cry.
You made your bed.
621
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,497
I need $15.
622
00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:58,957
Excuse me?
623
00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:03,544
A Cole Porter cd. It's for madrigals.
We're doing three of his songs.
624
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,630
You took my card, remember?
625
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,640
Here.
626
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,521
What's your problem?
627
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,190
Nothing.
628
00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:26,985
Thank you, by the way!
629
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,366
Janice should be home by now.
630
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:36,411
My sister was almost out
and you fall for her con?
631
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:38,579
She can't afford a motel.
632
00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:41,708
How about she goes back
to where she was for 20 years...
633
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,751
While I took care of our mother?
634
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,713
I thought we couldn't
mention grandma in this house.
635
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:50,049
(Carmela ) Fine. I'm not gonna
argue with you, Tony.
636
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,678
You tell her to leave.
I won't. It's not Christian.
637
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,514
See? This shit works out.
She's a Buddhist.
638
00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,182
( Janice ) Hello!
639
00:41:58,391 --> 00:42:00,059
We're in here, par.
640
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,108
- Isn't it cruel to cut flowers?
- Richie gave them to ma.
641
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,485
- They're beautiful.
- Aren't they?
642
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,112
Richie?
643
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,447
Richie aprile?
644
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,450
He went to visit her.
You know he always loved ma.
645
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,539
All right, I gotta go.
646
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,836
You better water them.
I think I hear them crying.
647
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,570
(Breathing heavily)
648
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,907
(Wizard of oz music playing )
649
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,507
(Truck horn honking )
650
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,225
(Crashing sounds)
651
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,297
(Female sobbing )
652
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:40,636
Aw, Jesus Christ!
653
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,347
Peter, you're scaring your mother.
654
00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,850
Leave me the fuck alone.
655
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,395
Hey, is that a way to talk?
656
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,105
Tony?
657
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:54,609
Can you pick up the BBC
on that thing, or what?
658
00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:57,403
- No jokes please, Tony.
- ( Nurse ) Only family.
659
00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,197
Let him stay.
660
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,539
How you doing, pal?
661
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,709
You said he wasn't
gonna bother me, Tony.
662
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,629
Jesus.
663
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,591
They said I might not walk.
664
00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:22,970
( Female ) Come on, mom. Let's go
downstairs for a little while.
665
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,852
You gonna let that animal
get away with this?
666
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,734
I'll let you talk to your "friend."
667
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:51,123
Don't listen to these fucking doctors.
668
00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:54,919
When it comes to spinal injuries,
it's all a mystery to them.
669
00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:58,881
Paulie's cousin got run over
by a forklift. Broke his back.
670
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:02,009
The guy's dancing
in tango competitions.
671
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,346
(Sobbing)
672
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,224
All right, here.
673
00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:09,892
Here.
674
00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:13,646
I can't do it.
675
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,690
Ah, ah...
676
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:21,988
Come on.
677
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,618
Thanks.
678
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,912
Thanks, Tony.
679
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,418
I might not be able to wipe
my own ass, you know that?
680
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:39,255
Your nose is as far
as I'm willing to go.
681
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,549
(Laughing)
682
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,686
Listen...
683
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,980
Beans.
684
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:59,025
You 1000% sure it was
Richie aprile driving?
685
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,027
A thousand percent? No.
686
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:03,029
A fucking million percent.
687
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,365
And let me tell you something.
688
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,327
He's lucky I ain't no rat fuck.
689
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:13,164
Because the law knows
that was no random hit-and-run.
690
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,875
Don't start talking foolish.
691
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,752
We're old school, right?
692
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,379
We wash our own dirty laundry.
693
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,218
Hey, am I right, beans?
694
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:30,598
Yeah, yeah. Old school.
695
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,228
Okay, good.
696
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:44,236
So you here to see your ma?
I hear she's upstairs.
697
00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:46,655
No, I came here to see you, you prick.
698
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,078
That's okay.
699
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,872
Go do what you gotta do.
700
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:07,176
- I told you to back off beansie.
- I did. Then I put it in drive.
701
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:09,762
This is funny?
He might never walk again.
702
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,098
Did you know that? And for what?
703
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,808
He didn't Duke you enough?
704
00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:16,060
He didn't visit you in the can?
705
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,646
When did you visit anybody in the can?
706
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:22,525
When's the last time you gave a fuck
about anybody but yourself?
707
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:26,153
You remember one thing,
and listen good.
708
00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:30,616
You want to talk this old school shit?
Here's a rule you might remember:
709
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:34,328
I'm the motherfucking fucking one
who calls the shots.
710
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:38,749
You pay me the respect I gave your
brother or we're gonna have a problem.
711
00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:41,252
A bad one.
712
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,839
Now get the fuck out of here.
713
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,758
All right, Tony.
714
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:50,469
Yeah. All right.
715
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,606
- Hey.
- How you doing?
716
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:04,900
I'll open it, you change the locks.
717
00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:06,527
Okay.
718
00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,964
(Coughing)
719
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:43,564
( Rock song playing )
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