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Friend says special k and ecstasy. 12 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:37,240 - You fucking kidding me? - Your kid's all right. 13 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,117 She's a little drunk. 14 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,663 321, repeat, you're breaking up. 15 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:48,919 529, are you in pursuit of vehicle on 75 north? 16 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,562 - In your grandmother's house. - It wasn't my fault. 17 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:10,023 If I had a quarter every time I heard that... 18 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,151 I'd have a private jet on 24-hour standby. 19 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,612 Get in the car. 20 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,324 (Vomiting ) 21 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:28,125 - In your grandmother's house. - Now he's repeating himself. 22 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,379 Just lucky I knew that cop. So he cut me a favor. 23 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,006 Let me guess, he owes you money? 24 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,349 (Car approaching ) 25 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,728 - What did she do? - Go upstairs. 26 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:52,107 - No, I want to see the fight. - Get your little ass up those stairs! 27 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:54,818 Meadow! 28 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:58,071 - We can talk about it in the morning. - Get down here! 29 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,322 Let her go to bed. 30 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:03,243 I want her to answer for herself! She's drunk! Was she driving? 31 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,746 I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't! 32 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,581 Don't puke on the floor! 33 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,249 You still up? Go to bed! 34 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:13,378 - She's on ecstasy and you yell at me? - Get up there! 35 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,218 What did she say for herself? 36 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,138 The usual shit. "Wasn't my fault." 37 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:26,141 There was designer drugs there, Tony. 38 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,976 So, what did you say? 39 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,355 I don't know. I yelled. What the fuck else am I gonna do? 40 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,074 You sure you're gonna be all right, uncle rich? 41 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,701 I want to walk. 42 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,579 See if I run into any of the old crowd. 43 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,707 Thanks, doll. 44 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,264 Motherfucker. 45 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,483 There has to be consequences. 46 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:20,445 What kind of parents would we be if we let her get away with this? 47 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,696 Typical? 48 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,115 Plenty of parents still crack the whip. 49 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,535 Yeah, that's what they tell you. 50 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,788 I cannot wait until she goes off to college. 51 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,666 Oh, right, so you can get empty nest syndrome... 52 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,544 And go on Wellbutrin like your sister. 53 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:41,174 As a parent today, you are over a barrel no matter what you do. 54 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,760 You take the car, you're a chauffeur. 55 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,596 Ground her, you stay in and be a prison guard. 56 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,432 Throw her out, social services returns her... 57 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,768 And we face a judge. She's not 18 yet. 58 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,770 That's your solution? 59 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:59,109 All I'm saying, with the laws today, you can't restrain your kid physically. 60 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,820 She could sue you for child abuse. 61 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,364 There has to be consequences. 62 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,657 And there will be. 63 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,534 Ihearyou, okay? 64 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,872 Let's not overplay our hand. If she knows we're powerless, we're fucked. 65 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,584 Hey. 66 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,342 That guy wants to talk to you. 67 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,555 Jesus. Mother of Christ! Richie. 68 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,641 So when did you get out? How come nobody told me? 69 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:36,563 That's funny. Paulie walnuts told me he ran into you this morning. 70 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,900 Honest to fucking god, nobody said a word. 71 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,443 Just shut the fuck up. 72 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,619 You know, I did a lot of meditation in the can on this. 73 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,870 On what? 74 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,665 You can't believe how crazy things... 75 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,209 - You ever meditate? - Me? Meditate? 76 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,671 - Are you crazy? - Not as crazy as I used to be. 77 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,591 But still crazy enough to take an eye out. 78 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,718 What's going on here, rich? 79 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:11,389 Ten years. And not even a pleasant "go fuck yourself" from you I get. 80 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,601 You know, I always asked how you were doing. 81 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,479 Hold on there. You. 82 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:21,441 How could you let my dear friend sit here with an empty cup? 83 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,360 - I'm sorry. - That's all right. 84 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,111 Take it easy, kid. 85 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,948 Bring this gentleman a veal-parm sandwich. 86 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,241 And hurry the fuck up about it. 87 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,204 The other two stores doing as good as this? 88 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,289 Come on, you know, it's a grind. 89 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,003 That doesn't answer my question. 90 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,550 Rich, I know you're a made guy, so I lose either way. 91 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,679 But I always respected you and your brother, Jackie. 92 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,639 I'm no victim here. 93 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:56,142 I'm not some greaseball storeowner. I'm sorry, Richie. 94 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,353 I will not be shaken down. 95 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:02,148 This sucking up to Tony soprano has done wonders for you. 96 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,403 I go away for a while. I come back, you're a tough guy. 97 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,321 - Don't do this. - Do what? 98 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,990 Take what's owed to me? 99 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,993 - What's owed to you? - I put you in action, beansie. 100 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,706 You got a bad memory, beansie. 101 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,211 Veal parmigiana sandwich. 102 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,547 Fuck you. 103 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,593 I'll be back every Saturday, partner. 104 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,595 I don't fucking believe this. 105 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:36,850 I'm being shaken down, for what? Tell me, what did I do? 106 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,351 This is not right. 107 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,729 I'm not gonna fucking lay down. 108 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,439 I'll step up. 109 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:58,663 Won't lay down, huh? You don't want to lay dawn? You piece of shit! 110 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,294 All right, let's get her down here. 111 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,962 I guess. 112 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:09,507 - Where is the bride of Frankenstein? - She's still sleeping. 113 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,261 - Yeah, right. Go wake her up. - I wake her up? 114 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,806 I want to get this shit out of the way before I go out. 115 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:21,186 - You guys are making too much of this. - I don't think we're making enough. 116 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,687 She was drunk. 117 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,273 Her choice. There's a zuni saying: 118 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,151 "For every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19." 119 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,489 There's an old Italian saying: "You fuck up once, you lose two teeth." 120 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:36,618 That's what all this is about. Ego and control. 121 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,330 - I beg your pardon? - No, don't try to make sense with her. 122 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:43,500 No, I want to understand this. Go ahead, tell me. 123 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,628 You want to hold on to control over a young woman... 124 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,089 Whose entire biological determinism... 125 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,925 Is to achieve independent thought and behavior. 126 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,135 She's exercised her independence... 127 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:58,139 But you want to penalize her because you don't like her choices. 128 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,974 Go get a fucking permanent. 129 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,268 I'm trying to watch TV! 130 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,439 Well. 131 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,487 Good morning. I'm sorry, is it afternoon? 132 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,989 - Mom, please. - Please what? 133 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,202 - You'd better have some answers. - (Tony) Yeah. That's right! 134 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,959 - Fine. You're punished. - For what? I didn't do anything! 135 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,293 You did nothing? 136 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,296 - It wasn't my fault! - It's never your fault, Meadow. 137 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,341 It was gonna be me, hunter and the macaluso twins. 138 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,761 Then Steve shows up with Adam and people from boonton! 139 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,473 So Steve's just trying doorknobs till he hits the jackpot? 140 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,601 - No, hunter tells him. - Now with the hunter. 141 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,480 And she's at home, blaming it on you. It's an old game. 142 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:51,609 You try studying day and night to get into college. 143 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,029 - We work hard. We deserved a night! - Take it easy. 144 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,906 Take it easy. 145 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,619 I'm sorry you're under a lot of pressure. It's still no excuse. 146 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,668 - So who was this ecstasy guy? - I just told you. Adam. 147 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,171 I don't know him. He came with Steve. 148 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,382 The Steve I know? The school kid you're always with? 149 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:18,052 He's a flake. Why do you think I stopped hanging with him? 150 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,471 That's news to me you don't hang out with Steve. 151 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,726 It's painful to talk about, okay? 152 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,728 You're gonna get punished. 153 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:32,150 Look, you guys, I know what I did was not okay. 154 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:37,572 I've been thinking about it a lot and really not feeling good about myself. 155 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,617 You should take away my discover card. 156 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,369 - You better believe it! - That's right! 157 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,579 For two weeks. 158 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,122 Three! 159 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,758 How do I buy gas? 160 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,218 Your allowance. 161 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,137 I spent my allowance. And I already owe mom. 162 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,640 The pashmina. 163 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,976 We can wait on that. 164 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,438 You get 10 dollars a week. Cash. 165 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,315 No more. 166 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,944 Till you get your card back. For gas! 167 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,039 Come here. 168 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,710 Look at you. You look great. You're sinew. 169 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,589 You sack of shit. If you lost that baby fat, you'd disappoint me. 170 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,258 Hey, fuck you. 171 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,843 You been laid yet? 172 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,680 God, what's wrong? I'm trying. 173 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,765 Hey, I said 4:00. 174 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,184 I leave before the stock market closes... 175 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,812 You yell for not watching the phone guys. 176 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,313 Meet Richie aprile. 177 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,401 Jesus Christ, how you doing? 178 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,612 Your brother, Jackie, was like a fucking god. 179 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:03,283 A great leader. And I heard a lot about you. 180 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,618 Yeah, well, I heard a lot about you. 181 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,203 That's why I'm here. 182 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,206 What do you mean? 183 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:14,544 Out of respect for our friend here, I'm gonna talk nice. 184 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,505 I ever hear you raise your hands to my niece again... 185 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,966 Next time you won't see my face. 186 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,634 You understand? 187 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,928 Who told you I put my hand on her? 188 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,055 Is this kid getting jerky with me? 189 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,226 Look, kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. 190 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,186 I'm from the old school. 191 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,356 You want to raise your hands, give her your last name. 192 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,150 Then it's not my business. 193 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:41,821 Until then, keep your hands in your pockets. 194 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,656 We understand each other? 195 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,247 Now get out of here. 196 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,666 I want to talk to Tony. 197 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,626 Go ahead. 198 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,221 He's a good kid. 199 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,224 Capable. 200 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:15,229 Look, ton, this is the thing. 201 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,523 I want to get my shy business back. 202 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,360 I keep getting calls from Jackie's customers... 203 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:24,197 - Where the fuck are you going? - I'll talk to you later, Richie. 204 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,033 What just happened? 205 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,577 No more business talk with him directly. 206 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,412 You fucking with me? 207 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,414 You can talk to him. 208 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,041 But not now. 209 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,543 And never here. 210 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,595 Can you believe we drank a whole bottle of wine? 211 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,430 Thank god! 212 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,141 - Cheers. - Cheers. 213 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,435 - We're out of here. - Okay. 214 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,355 Richie broke a chair over his head. 215 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,065 You shitting me? 216 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,235 Hit him with a coffeepot too. Broke his cheekbone. 217 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:06,322 Prick. I talked to him yesterday. He's all sweetness and lights. 218 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,449 Already this shit's getting old. 219 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,412 Yo, bright eyes. 220 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,165 - Where you going? - This isn't the bing, huh? 221 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,500 Fuck did I say? 222 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,669 Hey, how have you been? 223 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,631 Can't complain. 224 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,594 - You look good. - Where did your friends go? 225 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:32,181 - Tell them to come back, join us. - No, they're leaving. 226 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,642 First time here. Excellent veal. 227 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,103 We making small talk now? 228 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,106 Nice to see you. 229 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,774 Yeah, you too. 230 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,448 - Toodle-oo. - Bye-bye. 231 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,741 Not a bad ass. 232 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:54,495 She had nice pipe-fitter lips. No disrespect. 233 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,040 Hey, what do I give a fuck? I hardly know her. 234 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,794 You mean, you would take the lips over the tits? 235 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,214 Trust me, my boy. There's two things I'm good at: 236 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,342 It's pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs. 237 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:12,221 And that sweetie had world-class blowjob lips. 238 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,141 Am I right, skipper? Good or no? 239 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,686 What the fuck do I know? It was a long time ago. 240 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,483 All right, she was good. All right? 241 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,193 Good? 242 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,569 Or great? 243 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,408 Why you busting my balls? It was a long time ago. 244 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,453 Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. 245 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,538 You remember your first blowjob? 246 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,248 Yeah, of course. 247 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,542 How long did it take for the guy to come? 248 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,754 I said, "you remember your first blowjob?“ 249 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,716 "yeah." "how long did it take for the guy to come?" 250 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,512 "Toodle-fucking-oo"? 251 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,764 What the fuck was that? 252 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,558 I couldn't sleep from the embarrassment. 253 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,103 What was so wrong? It's an accepted form of goodbye. 254 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,940 That's not the way I talk with patients. 255 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,484 It wasn't me. It was someone else. 256 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,902 It was Jennifer. 257 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:13,366 For whatever reason, at that moment, you felt safer showing him Jennifer. 258 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,286 What did you see at that table that made you want to hide "doctor"? 259 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,871 Who were you hiding from? 260 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,166 I saw a patient that I never wanted to see again. 261 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,211 That's who I was hiding from. A patient. 262 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,338 When you say "see"... 263 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,217 Do you mean professionally or just plain "see"? 264 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,387 - What's the difference? - There's a big difference. 265 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,974 If it was just a matter of just plain old "see"... 266 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,893 The cordial doctor would've said, "good night." 267 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:45,314 But, because he's someone you didn't want to see professionally... 268 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:49,277 You abandoned the doctor facade and adopted the Jennifer posture. 269 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,404 Hence, "toodle-oo." 270 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,365 You're almost there, Elliot, but not quite. 271 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,202 Young girls are not accountable for their behavior. 272 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:02,290 I think "toodle-oo" was the action of a ditsy young girl. 273 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:07,878 And I regressed into the girl thing to escape responsibility... 274 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,881 For abandoning a patient. 275 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,842 He asked me for help. 276 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:20,433 Look, I need you as a colleague to tell me that I did the right thing. 277 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,270 You gotta ask yourself why you became a psychiatrist. 278 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,773 If it was to help people stop smoking or biting nails... 279 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,693 Then so be it. There's nothing wrong with that. 280 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,905 Another patient committed suicide because I was treating this man. 281 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,199 Because I had to go on the I am. 282 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,286 Treating patients from a motel room isn't optimum... 283 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,080 But you were there for her, in phone contact. 284 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,083 It would have been the same if you'd been on vacation. 285 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,713 Did you say "I am"? 286 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,135 (Yoga instructor ) And lifting up into cobra. 287 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:05,102 And now rising up into downward facing dog. 288 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,276 Coming back down into cobra. 289 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,787 And relaxing into child's pose. 290 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,669 Richie. 291 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,507 Janice. You know, I thought that was you. 292 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,841 "Parvati." 293 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,012 I changed my name to Parvati in '78. 294 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,515 I thought you lived in California now. 295 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,768 Seattle, actually, last couple years. 296 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:50,773 - So, how long you been...? - Out of jail? 297 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,610 One week. That's where I picked up this yoga shit. 298 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,029 It's working. You seem very supple. 299 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,532 I'm doing a lot of stretching. 300 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,828 - So you back now? - My mom's at St. erasmus. A stroke. 301 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,914 Sorry to hear that. Tony didn't say anything about it. 302 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:14,338 - Guess we're all getting a little old. - Only if that's our choice. 303 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,229 Drag me all the way out here... 304 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:34,108 I walk through the food court, this kid spills fried rice on me. 305 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,903 Take it easy. Keep your voice down. Let's talk. 306 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,865 Yeah, let's. How would you feel? 307 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:45,411 Your crew evaporates, then you walk away from me like I got a disease. 308 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,581 I don't talk business. Don't take it personal. 309 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,458 I'm a government target. 310 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,544 Why do you think we're meeting in a fucking mall? 311 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,715 It feels disrespectful. You know, that's all I'm saying. 312 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,051 I'm the guy who saved you from the hit parade. 313 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,472 When? When did you ever step in for me? 314 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,723 You forget? 315 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,059 You and my brother stuck up feech lamanna's card game? 316 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,686 Feech was a made man. 317 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:16,317 If it wasn't for me, you would've got a vicious beating, to say the least. 318 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,943 You know I love you. 319 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,155 You're like my big brother. You'll be taken care of. 320 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,366 What was yours before you left will be yours again. 321 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,619 You just gotta give us some time. 322 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,289 Jeez, Anthony, you'd do that for me? 323 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,625 Hey, fuck you. 324 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,463 What's mine is not yours to give me. 325 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:42,134 - Hey, prick, you reached out to me. - I said what I wanted to say. 326 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,182 Well, we got a problem, kid? 327 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,976 I'm trying to get you to slow down. 328 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:55,314 Things are different now. You gotta be extra, extra careful. 329 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,775 When do you know me not to be careful? 330 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,026 When? 331 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:04,323 You been out of the can 10 minutes, you shake down beansie for a piece. 332 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:08,035 Do me a favor, back off. He's a good earner. 333 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,079 Yeah, for you. 334 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,498 That's none of your fucking cazzi. 335 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,001 Those joints are a cash business. They come in handy. 336 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,004 - He's a sneaky cocksucker. - Whatever, back off. 337 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,383 You taking the side of a civilian over me? 338 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,010 Christ, I'm asking you to do me a favor. 339 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,430 Do it if you want to. If you don't, go fuck yourself. 340 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,141 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 341 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,853 How's your sister? 342 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,065 - There's no need for that talk. - What? 343 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,900 My sister. 344 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,445 Janice. How's she doing? 345 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,160 Oh, I thought you were baiting me. You know... 346 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,288 "How's your sister?" "Fuck your mother." 347 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,413 No. 348 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,937 (Door slams) 349 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,653 See what she did? 350 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,988 - Who? - Meadow. 351 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,657 That house is fucked! 352 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,036 - Thought you didn't swear. - What are you talking about? 353 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,957 I'm outraged. No, I am beyond outraged. 354 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:22,086 Talk about disgrace? Disrespect for other people's property? 355 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,463 It's like a freaking shooting gallery. 356 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:28,175 It smells of urine, there's puke all over the hardwood floors... 357 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,762 - Sounds like your place in venice. - She's been punished. 358 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,472 Three weeks without a card. 359 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,100 Oh, Madonna, that's some heavy shit there! 360 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,560 - Janice... - If that was my child... 361 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,981 You got a lot of fucking balls, you know that? 362 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,442 - Don't talk to me like that. - Let's clear the air here. 363 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,570 You're a vishnu-come-lately, playing concerned. 364 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,447 Who the fuck are you kidding? 365 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,908 You're here to pick the frigging bones. 366 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,996 There's a lot I could say right now that I am not gonna say. 367 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,623 A lot of balls. 368 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,877 Temper tantrums. 369 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,798 He hasn't changed one iota since we lived in Newark. Not one! 370 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:12,428 You're passing judgment on him, Janice. On us as parents. 371 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:16,682 How we discipline our children is none of anybody's business. 372 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:20,227 You let that girl walk all over you, you'll regret it. 373 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:23,897 Mother of god, Janice! Are all of you sopranos the same? 374 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:27,568 I ask you nicely to stay out of it, you pretend not to hear. 375 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,278 Maybe you'll hear this. 376 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:33,198 Mind your fucking business. Keep your mouth shut when it comes to my kids! 377 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,240 Alright?! 378 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,663 Maybe I've stayed here too long. 379 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:54,136 The fall in the shower didn't affect your pre-existing heart condition. 380 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,806 - But you already knew that. - It never hurts to be sure. 381 00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,892 Fucking bum hip. 382 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,604 What next does the man upstairs have in store for me? 383 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,522 You're lucky it was a sprain. 384 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:10,152 The thing is, doc, I've been feeling these, like, little fibrillations. 385 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,864 Psychosomatic. You got out of jail on a medical. 386 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:18,452 It's the mind-body connection. Your body's just pitching in to help. 387 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,703 (Knocking ) 388 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,206 Hey! 389 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,500 There's my boy! 390 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,836 I was afraid you didn't get the message. 391 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,429 Put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby. 392 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,015 Doc, this is one of my dearest friends. 393 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:43,769 Richie, this is the best heart man in the world, Doug schreck. 394 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,731 Mr. Soprano oversold me. I'm only the best in the western world. 395 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,733 Fucking ball-breaker. 396 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,486 Doc, do me a favor? 397 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,113 Me and Richie... 398 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:55,989 Yeah, no problem. 399 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:04,039 He's good. Lets me use his doctor- patient privilege to meet people here. 400 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,752 Fucking house arrest. 401 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:15,342 Federal marshals so far up my ass, I can taste brylcreem. 402 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,888 Jesus, you look good. How you feeling? 403 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,809 Better than some, not as bad as others. 404 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:28,564 I gotta meet Tony at a mail, you here. What the fuck is happening? 405 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:32,067 Like the man said, "may you live in interesting times." 406 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,111 You met with Tony? 407 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,239 It's more like a fucking audience with the pope. 408 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,992 What are you gonna do? 409 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,039 Whatever you tell me. 410 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,424 You and your brother were always good boys. 411 00:27:56,133 --> 00:28:00,429 You tell me this is the way it is, then so be it. 412 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,723 You tell me othennise... 413 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,642 I'm yours, junior. 414 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,353 Whatever, whoever. 415 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,105 You just say it. 416 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,445 Once again, a big welcome home to our guest of honor. 417 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:19,364 Richie was surprised by the changes in 10 years. 418 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,366 New Jersey has a hockey team. 419 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,786 It's interesting, meadowlands is the only NHL arena... 420 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:28,081 Where the penalty box is maximum-security. 421 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,335 Maximum-security penalty box. 422 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,586 Help me. 423 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,046 What the fuck? 424 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,173 I was talking to Paulie walnuts... 425 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,301 Who thought that Richie had been in Bosnia... 426 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,054 Where there's also a large Muslim population. 427 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,139 - That's it. Out of here. - Enough. 428 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,895 And now for all you youngsters with visions of tit-fucking in your head... 429 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,314 Here are the bing girls! Come on! 430 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,107 (Applause ) 431 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,332 Hey. 432 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,959 Welcome home. 433 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:15,712 Wait till you open it. It's all ones. 434 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,341 I'm a grandfather now, rich. Imagine that? 435 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,968 Please, no pictures. 436 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:24,471 Exploiting medical curiosities is against the law. 437 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,974 That why they canceled your mom's audition? 438 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,225 What did you say? 439 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,352 - It's a homecoming. - Cocksucker. 440 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,396 Take a walk. 441 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,740 Welcome home, rich. 442 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,951 - Is beansie here? - Haven't seen him. 443 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,454 Richie, how's your balls? 444 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,164 They're hanging. 445 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,084 Ready and waiting. 446 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,377 What? 447 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,212 Go with silvio. 448 00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,672 - Who? - Go! 449 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,299 I'll hold this. 450 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,468 - Don't worry about it. - Come on. 451 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,971 This guy. 452 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,222 Trust me! 453 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,979 He's got a real fucking attitude problem. 454 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,522 - Careful. - Come on. 455 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:20,152 He just did 10 fucking years. He has a right to be a bit fucked up. 456 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,319 No. 457 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,114 Richie will be all right. 458 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,913 (Moaning) 459 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,178 Yeah, yeah. 460 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,599 I see you like the dark. 461 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,642 Yeah, something like that. 462 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,445 Silvio says we can't take it. 463 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,074 Whose joint did you just cop, mine or his? 464 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,826 - Did we do something wrong? - You were fine. 465 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,453 Get out of here. 466 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:15,457 (Applause ) 467 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,810 Hey, buddy! What the fuck are you doing? 468 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,938 What'd you think Tony soprano was gonna do for you? 469 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,940 You got a raging hard-on for me. 470 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,150 - I don't know what for! - You don't? 471 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,693 - Come here! - No. 472 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,071 Come here! Come here! 473 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,407 How come you weren't at the party? 474 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,325 I moved a lot of h for you... 475 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,411 And you made the lion's share. 476 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:57,582 You're just bitter because I invested my money smart and you didn't. 477 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,752 I spent mine on lawyers, you slippery fuck! 478 00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:04,214 You want to talk like a tough guy? Tough guy, here! 479 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,299 Hey, come on. Please, no guns. 480 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:09,469 What happened to "I'm no greaseball storeowner"? 481 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,347 Tell me again how you won't lay down, huh? 482 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,933 (Gunshot) 483 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:19,855 (Hornhonmng) 484 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,731 Asshole! 485 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,448 (Loud music) 486 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,741 Janice? 487 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,581 - I'm sorry, is the music too loud? - Oh, no, it's fine. 488 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:44,296 I just wanted to apologize. You know, about earlier. 489 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,841 No, I should be apologizing to you. 490 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:49,968 I was out of line. 491 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,179 You're right. 492 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,515 I never raised a child. 493 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:59,936 I was robbed of that when Eugene took him back to Montreal. 494 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,230 I'm petitioning the state department... 495 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,942 But they have me on their enemy radicals list, so... 496 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,488 When was the last time you saw Harpo? 497 00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:13,492 He changed his name to hal. 498 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,578 I'm sorry, carm, can we not talk about him? 499 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:20,165 Look, I just want you to know that I was way out of line. 500 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,294 Well, I'm sorry too. Really, I just feel terrible. 501 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:26,254 You know, you're family. 502 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,381 And family means a lot. 503 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:31,343 I just don't feel right about you leaving here. 504 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,095 I don't know. 505 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:37,015 I don't think Tony wants me here. 506 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:41,728 Where will you go? The house is in no condition to move into, especially now. 507 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,271 I'll be all right. 508 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,900 No, I'm sorry. I really can't let you leave. 509 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,110 Really, I want you to stay. 510 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,613 Okay. 511 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,867 - Okay. - All right. 512 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,078 - Well, good night. - Good night. 513 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,540 Oh, maybe just a little bit. The music. 514 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,291 Oh, all right. 515 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:21,184 (Honking) 516 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,770 Richie, no! Richie, no! 517 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,274 Jesus! 518 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,668 (Pop song playing) 519 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:07,439 - Do I put the chocolate in now? - Put it in, I'll pour the milk. 520 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,817 What did your parents say about Saturday? 521 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:14,863 The usual. Nothing. They're afraid I'll go bulimic again. 522 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,698 Mine just "blah, blah, blah." 523 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,992 Purge and they won't say anything. 524 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,829 When will they realize we're adults, responsible for ourselves? 525 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,290 So we had a party at your grandmother's. 526 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,376 Would they prefer we go to limelight? Hello! 527 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:31,963 It's because they have no life. They focus on bullshit. 528 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,007 So, what did yours do? 529 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,718 They took my discover card for three weeks. 530 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,304 - That's nothing. - I know, it was my idea. 531 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,640 - Dicks. - So hypocritical too. 532 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,434 When you think how my dad makes a living. 533 00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,648 Oh, jeez! What is this? 534 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:54,027 - Why don't you ring for the nurse? - Never you mind! 535 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,945 That's their job. 536 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,489 I don't need them. 537 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:01,117 My daughter came all the way from Seattle. 538 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,329 (TV blaring ) 539 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,331 Oh, Jesus! 540 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,840 (Knocking ) 541 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,217 Hello? 542 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,928 - She rang for you. - I did not. 543 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,180 Mrs. Soprano. 544 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,183 - Who are you? - Richie. 545 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:28,228 Richie aprile. 546 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:31,147 But I thought you were dead. 547 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,776 No, hon, that was my brother, Jackie. 548 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,612 Oh, I'm sorry. 549 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,365 How did he die, the poor baby? 550 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,201 He had cancer. 551 00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:44,494 Me too. 552 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,414 Shut that curtain, will ya? 553 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:54,295 You know, I was in a private room. 554 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:58,967 My Johnny would roll over in his grave if he saw this. 555 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:04,389 Oh, they wheel people in and out, in and out. Oh, go on! 556 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:09,060 So isn't Parvati supposed to be here? 557 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,812 I don't know who that is. 558 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,148 Your daughter, Parvati. Janice. 559 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:18,069 Oh, yeah, please. Don't start with that name business. 560 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,780 She did it to shame me. 561 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,908 ( Janice )you'll have to have your tea without lemon. 562 00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:28,329 Richie. 563 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,628 You see the beautiful flowers he brought me? 564 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:39,174 Yeah, see? Your father has friends with class. 565 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,759 Not like some people. 566 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:44,137 Ma, he's not one of dad's friends. He's my friend. 567 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,473 You mean, he's your boyfriend? 568 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,184 Remember? You used to yell at me... 569 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:52,353 For beeping my horn when I came to pick up Janice. 570 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,272 Pimps beep! 571 00:37:55,690 --> 00:38:00,278 You know, someday somebody's gonna wash out your mouth with soap, hon. 572 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,781 Oh, yeah, who? You? 573 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,952 Oh, I wish the lord would take me. 574 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,704 Ohh, ma, statazeet. 575 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:12,874 - The man's come to visit you. - Take it easy! 576 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,293 Is that how you talk to your mother? 577 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,421 You lay the same trip on everybody who comes. 578 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,007 - Don't you have any shame? - Shame? 579 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:24,219 Oh, I got plenty of shame. 580 00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:25,845 Believe me. 581 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:28,807 You don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of. 582 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,309 Go ahead, ma. Shoot your best shot. 583 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,311 Never you mind. 584 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,106 Just remember what we talked about last week. 585 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:42,195 Ma, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria for some coffee. 586 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,989 - Are you coming back? - Yes. 587 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:48,535 I bet you're very good to your mother. 588 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,420 She'll be better when I get her home. 589 00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,840 Does that mean you're sticking around? 590 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,885 - If I don't, who'll take care of her? - What about Tony? 591 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:10,265 Long story. You haven't heard what happened? 592 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,767 Tony blames everyone else... 593 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:15,228 For anything bad in life, including ma. 594 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,689 Tony? No. 595 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,859 Trust me. Nothing's ever his fault. 596 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:26,906 So, what's with the flowers, Mr. Candy stripe? 597 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,784 I couldn't visit her empty-handed. 598 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,536 Oh. 599 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,874 - You weren't at yoga. - I'm very busy with my mother. 600 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:37,333 Too busy for dinner? 601 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,669 We weren't good together 20 years ago. 602 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,754 Why do you think it's any different now? 603 00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,883 Let's get to the point. 604 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:49,470 After getting to where I am, it'd be ridiculous to decompensate now. 605 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,849 I am so not that person anymore. 606 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,352 It works both ways. 607 00:39:56,895 --> 00:40:01,316 You know, I don't think I'd be interested in the same jan I knew. 608 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,195 - So, what, you've grown? - Well, you tell me. 609 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,157 Did you ever think you'd see Richie aprile doing... 610 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,035 Downward facing dog? 611 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:22,253 - Can she put more gook shit in here? - It's not that much. 612 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,964 Soy milk, tofu, I hate all that shit! 613 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,215 (A.j. )Yeah, me too. 614 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,551 Shut up, you said you liked soy milk. 615 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,554 I lied. She was taking me to the video store. 616 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,681 I'm happy aunt Parvati's staying. 617 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:35,934 The one who thinks you're spoiled? 618 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,437 It wasn't my fault. How many fucking times I gotta say it? 619 00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:40,939 - _hey! - Whoa! 620 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:51,240 Don't look like you're gonna cry. You made your bed. 621 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,497 I need $15. 622 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:58,957 Excuse me? 623 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:03,544 A Cole Porter cd. It's for madrigals. We're doing three of his songs. 624 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,630 You took my card, remember? 625 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,640 Here. 626 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,521 What's your problem? 627 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,190 Nothing. 628 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:26,985 Thank you, by the way! 629 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,366 Janice should be home by now. 630 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:36,411 My sister was almost out and you fall for her con? 631 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:38,579 She can't afford a motel. 632 00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:41,708 How about she goes back to where she was for 20 years... 633 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,751 While I took care of our mother? 634 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,713 I thought we couldn't mention grandma in this house. 635 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:50,049 (Carmela ) Fine. I'm not gonna argue with you, Tony. 636 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,678 You tell her to leave. I won't. It's not Christian. 637 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,514 See? This shit works out. She's a Buddhist. 638 00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,182 ( Janice ) Hello! 639 00:41:58,391 --> 00:42:00,059 We're in here, par. 640 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,108 - Isn't it cruel to cut flowers? - Richie gave them to ma. 641 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,485 - They're beautiful. - Aren't they? 642 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,112 Richie? 643 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,447 Richie aprile? 644 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,450 He went to visit her. You know he always loved ma. 645 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,539 All right, I gotta go. 646 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,836 You better water them. I think I hear them crying. 647 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,570 (Breathing heavily) 648 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,907 (Wizard of oz music playing ) 649 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,507 (Truck horn honking ) 650 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,225 (Crashing sounds) 651 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,297 (Female sobbing ) 652 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:40,636 Aw, Jesus Christ! 653 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,347 Peter, you're scaring your mother. 654 00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,850 Leave me the fuck alone. 655 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,395 Hey, is that a way to talk? 656 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,105 Tony? 657 00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:54,609 Can you pick up the BBC on that thing, or what? 658 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:57,403 - No jokes please, Tony. - ( Nurse ) Only family. 659 00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,197 Let him stay. 660 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,539 How you doing, pal? 661 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,709 You said he wasn't gonna bother me, Tony. 662 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,629 Jesus. 663 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,591 They said I might not walk. 664 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:22,970 ( Female ) Come on, mom. Let's go downstairs for a little while. 665 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,852 You gonna let that animal get away with this? 666 00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,734 I'll let you talk to your "friend." 667 00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:51,123 Don't listen to these fucking doctors. 668 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:54,919 When it comes to spinal injuries, it's all a mystery to them. 669 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:58,881 Paulie's cousin got run over by a forklift. Broke his back. 670 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:02,009 The guy's dancing in tango competitions. 671 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,346 (Sobbing) 672 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,224 All right, here. 673 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:09,892 Here. 674 00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:13,646 I can't do it. 675 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,690 Ah, ah... 676 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:21,988 Come on. 677 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,618 Thanks. 678 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,912 Thanks, Tony. 679 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,418 I might not be able to wipe my own ass, you know that? 680 00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:39,255 Your nose is as far as I'm willing to go. 681 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,549 (Laughing) 682 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,686 Listen... 683 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,980 Beans. 684 00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:59,025 You 1000% sure it was Richie aprile driving? 685 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,027 A thousand percent? No. 686 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:03,029 A fucking million percent. 687 00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,365 And let me tell you something. 688 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,327 He's lucky I ain't no rat fuck. 689 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:13,164 Because the law knows that was no random hit-and-run. 690 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,875 Don't start talking foolish. 691 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,752 We're old school, right? 692 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,379 We wash our own dirty laundry. 693 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,218 Hey, am I right, beans? 694 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:30,598 Yeah, yeah. Old school. 695 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,228 Okay, good. 696 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:44,236 So you here to see your ma? I hear she's upstairs. 697 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:46,655 No, I came here to see you, you prick. 698 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,078 That's okay. 699 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,872 Go do what you gotta do. 700 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:07,176 - I told you to back off beansie. - I did. Then I put it in drive. 701 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:09,762 This is funny? He might never walk again. 702 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,098 Did you know that? And for what? 703 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,808 He didn't Duke you enough? 704 00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:16,060 He didn't visit you in the can? 705 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,646 When did you visit anybody in the can? 706 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:22,525 When's the last time you gave a fuck about anybody but yourself? 707 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:26,153 You remember one thing, and listen good. 708 00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:30,616 You want to talk this old school shit? Here's a rule you might remember: 709 00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:34,328 I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots. 710 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:38,749 You pay me the respect I gave your brother or we're gonna have a problem. 711 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:41,252 A bad one. 712 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,839 Now get the fuck out of here. 713 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,758 All right, Tony. 714 00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:50,469 Yeah. All right. 715 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,606 - Hey. - How you doing? 716 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:04,900 I'll open it, you change the locks. 717 00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:06,527 Okay. 718 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,964 (Coughing) 719 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:43,564 ( Rock song playing ) 51194

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