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(Sopranos theme song)
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Okay, listen up.
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This is the nasd series 7
stockbroker's exam.
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It will test your knowledge of stocks,
bonds and other securities.
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If your last name starts with
a through I, you should be next door.
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The exam is in two parts, each
part is three hours long...
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There will be a one-hour break.
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As I call your name,
please answer "here."
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- Martin, Samantha.
- Here.
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- Mcclure, Peter.
- Here.
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- Moltisanti, Christopher.
- Here!
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(Pop song playing)
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(Pop song continues)
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Tony!
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Ton'!
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Jesus Christ!
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Can I talk to you?
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- Where the fuck you been?
- We're gonna talk here?
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- Come in the house.
- I got your word, I walk in...
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I'm walking back out.
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I don't see you for all this time.
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No word. Nothing.
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This is how you come back?
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Do I got your word?
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Coffee?
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No.
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You look good.
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- Tan.
- Yeah, right.
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The tan ghost.
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You're a good guy, Tony,
but you abuse that jokey shit.
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- What you gotta say to me?
- I'm back, Tony.
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I'm tan.
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I'm in a fucking tan nightmare.
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What, you think I'm stupid?
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I don't know it when every one of my
friends turns against me? Fuck!
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All right, easy, okay?
I don't think you're stupid.
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There was a fucking rat.
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So you finger me?
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You think I didn't know
what was going on...
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When you come to my house,
telling me you're my friend?
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That's when I knew I was in trouble.
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When out of the blue you start
telling me you're my friend!
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- Oh, is that right?
- ( Carmela )anthony Jr., get up!
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( Anthony ) I think I'm sick!
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You owe me the fucking explanation!
You know it!
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Well, remind me never
to get sick again.
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Never to have a serious illness,
because with you, sylvio and Paulie...
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And all you pricks, weakness
spreads as fucking treason!
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Fuck you! I don't want to hear
about your back anymore!
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Who's your fucking boss, huh?
Who gets the explanation?
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Am I supposed to trust you?
You off-the-reservation cocksucker!
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It was a broad, Tony.
It was complicated.
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- My back was for shit, you knew that.
- I don't want to hear about your back!
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That's how we met.
This fucking "spondylolisth."
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That's why I was popping percocets
like freaking jujubes.
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So my doctor, he prescribes
this clinic for me in Puerto Rico.
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I didn't exactly object,
given the vibes around here.
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Go ahead, check.
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- You don't tell your wife?
- That twat brought on most of this.
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- How?
- Listen.
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Down there I met this girl.
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Twenty-six...
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An acupuncturist. It was the only
thing that helped my sciatic nerve.
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One thing led to another.
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- You can't send one feeler to me?
- I'm gonna trust you?
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Paulie? Take the word of a
degenerate cop over me?
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( Carmela ) Tony, who are you
talking to down there?
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Jesus! ( Door slams )
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So why'd you come back, huh?
What changed?
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Nothing changed. That's the problem.
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Still got two kids in college.
One just got married, needs my help.
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I gotta get my action back.
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Oh, just like that?
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I came to you, Tony.
I'm in your hands.
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Bring up two cases of bottled water
with you, then!
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Come here.
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Come here, you fat fuck.
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Hey, my back! I still gotta get
these frigging shots.
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You fucking beached whale.
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Hey!
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Want to pat this down too?
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Come here.
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Come on.
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Don't ever pull this shit again.
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- So your uncle's under indictment?
- 12 rico predicates.
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Who stepped up to run his crew?
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Piss boy. Philly parisi.
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Oh, yeah, Philly.
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Philly! Don't forget the pastries!
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That's my favorite bag.
Don't lose it.
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Yo, Philly!
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Were you waiting long?
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Not bad. We were late landing anyhow.
Thanks for doing this, Philly.
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Coming off the I am,
every nickel counts.
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These fucking cabs!
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So how's Boston?
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It was good to be back
for a while, then, you know...
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Do I? That place is Scranton,
with clams.
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So, what's been going on?
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Same tale of woe...
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What's this I hear about Tony
soprano's mother, some accident?
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- Had her in a nursing home.
- Get out of here.
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This upset junior no end.
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When junior come after him...
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Tony went to the home,
tried to suffocate his own mother.
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You shouldn't spread that rumor.
That's some ugly shit.
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Only telling you.
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- Listen, you'd be fucking amazed.
- There's more?
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No, what?
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- He was seeing a psychiatrist.
- Tony?
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Fucking broad from montclair.
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Anyway...
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This...
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Is who leads us now.
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( Philly ) Here you go, kid.
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There you go, you big mouth fuck!
Fuck!
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( Phone ringing )
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It's done.
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Maybe she's seeing someone.
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You know, the way I see you.
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See why she'd never tell me.
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I'm afraid we have to stop now.
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- When will your office be finished?
- My new carpet's not in yet.
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I'm sorry. I know this is awkward.
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My old therapist worked
out of his home.
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That's... not convenient for me.
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(Phone ringing)
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Yes?
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It's all over. Safe to go home now.
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How'd you get this number?
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Where are you calling from?
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Are you watching me?
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You know, webistics would
be perfect for your portfolio.
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I know you're on a fixed income but...
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With webistics you could triple
your money in a year.
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What time is it?
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So, "e.F." I'm listening.
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It's fucking tedious, this shit.
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Well, you are the boss.
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If it's your executive decision
to go down the shore...
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Fuck it.
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Yeah.
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Yo, Matthew.
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I gotta take a meeting.
Keep things in control here.
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Word up. Later, chief!
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I shouldn't be telling you this.
Webistics is the next yahoo.
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We're only selling it to
preferred clients.
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American forestry? 19 1/2,
up 3/8. Very sound company.
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Uh-huh.
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Depends on whether you want to go
for growth or value.
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We've got hundreds of mutual funds
to choose from...
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You're supposed to push webistics!
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I was just giving them alternatives.
Shit!
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Webistics is our pick of the week.
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Why? It's got a 3 million float,
the competition's robust and their...
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Technology's two years behind!
Your stock's a dog!
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Ahh!
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We say sell, you sell!
Don't think about it!
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Please! Stop!
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Hey! Stop that!
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I'm still manager. This is
unacceptable. Where's moltisanti?
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I'm gonna make a call.
I know who runs this operation.
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Get back in your fucking office.
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Anybody else got a problem?
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(Door opening)
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- Tony.
- Hey, counselor, how are you?
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- How are you?
- Good.
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- You look good.
- Thanks, have a seat.
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- You want a drink?
- No.
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Before we commence, a thousand
thank-yous for webistics.
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I sold off some of my Disney
to buy it.
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My pleasure.
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So, where do we stand this month?
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Your uncle's petitioning to get out
on a medical, pending trial.
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Let him.
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- He thinks they might let him out.
- Maybe as a temptation for you to act.
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Since you're at the helm, it gets
back to putting up bigger blinds.
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Limiting your exposure to
potential rico boo-boos.
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Only way to run a family these days
is bunker-style...
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You peer out through the slit.
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(Phone ringing)
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Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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You're not gonna believe this.
Your sister's here.
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- Barbara?
- No, Janice.
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- You're shitting me.
- No.
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I wonder what the scam is.
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I'm gonna be 5 grand lighter before
she rain-dances back to the commune.
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Tell her she can stay.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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We 7! Get Barbara, Tom and the kids
and make a reunion out of it.
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- But obviously...
- Your mother isn't welcome.
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Give Janice my love.
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See you later.
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- My sister's here from Seattle.
- Nice.
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Where is he?
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Let me pinch those bulldog cheeks.
Come over here!
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- Puerto Rico?
- Yeah.
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That water down there. You think
you'd have shit some weight off.
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You say we were gonna crab the
river looking for him?
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- What's the matter with you?
- Tony explained it.
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- Listen to this.
- You heard about Jimmy altieri?
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Flipped, fucking asshole.
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- Had two when they buried him.
- So, all my money on the street...
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All those payments,
I guess just evaporated?
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We made your pickups for you.
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Thanks, Paulie. I mean that.
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No shit.
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- They all paid up to the letter?
- Few things got lost in the confusion.
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You can picture.
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Did what we could with the
information we had.
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Boss of the family
deserves the credit.
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( Speaking Italian )
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- Salute!
- Salute!
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- Hey, silv.
- What?
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What?
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I've been gone a long time.
Let me hear it.
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"Just when I thought I was out,
they pull me back in."
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"All right, Kay.
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Just this one time, I'll let you
ask me about my affairs."
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"Is it true, Michael?"
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"No-ll
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"you fucking schifosa."
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"Our true enemy has yet...
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To reveal himself."
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(Tony) He's on a roll!
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I gotta get the fuck out of here!
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Oh, Tony, I hate to ruin the party.
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Got a call from loiaco
down at brokerage.
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"Chip and Dale" sent one
of the brokers...
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- To the emergency room.
- Oh, fuck me! These kids!
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My fucking nephew, right?
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You call him and tell him
I want to see him right away.
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It all checks out.
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Puerto Rico, the clinic.
All that shit, from what I can tell.
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- How was the guest bed, sleep okay?
- Great.
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Except usually I bring my own
pillow. Ergonomic.
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Got ripped off at a bus stop
in rapid city.
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Linoleum's not good enough no more?
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Look who decides to join us!
My little brother.
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- How you doing, jan?
- Good.
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- "Parvati."
- I'm her brother, I get a pass.
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You look good.
You look like a teenager.
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- My therapist says I'm regressing.
- Your therapist?
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- Who pays for that?
- State of Washington.
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- Total disability.
- Oh, yeah...
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- The Epstein-barr.
- Was.
249
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,652
Carpal tunnel from my last job.
Steam milk machine.
250
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,529
No worse pain.
251
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,618
I stayed up waiting.
When did you get in?
252
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,620
Late, you know, morning.
253
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,415
What's that smell?
254
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,626
Miso soup with seaweed.
255
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,794
She was telling us about Seattle.
256
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,380
I better not see those
grunge pants on you.
257
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,634
- Dad, how do you stay so hip?
- I'll be back in a sec.
258
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,929
Don't let your father near my soup.
He makes fun...
259
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,890
But he'll eat anything
that's not locked away.
260
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,813
Don't see her in years
and you start in on her diet?
261
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:02,691
Believe me, she gives as good
as she gets.
262
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,033
Give me a hit off that.
263
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:15,371
Oh, ho! Who's in charge here?
264
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:23,087
You look sensational, Janice,
really. You know, not a line.
265
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:28,092
- Beautiful kids. You must be proud.
- Yeah, how about that, huh?
266
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,011
Even with our genes.
267
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,684
So, you still with that... Adolf?
268
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,394
Rolf.
269
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,647
No. Rolf went back to Andorra.
270
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:49,196
- You seem good. Mood-wise.
- Yeah, things are very good nowadays.
271
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,700
How are things really with ma?
272
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,619
She's dead to me.
273
00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,415
I don't want to get in your way.
274
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,709
You stayed and took the brunt.
275
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,378
Barb and I, we're never gonna forget.
276
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:10,509
You forgot it okay for about 20
years. At least Barb pitched in.
277
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:15,639
I've made my share of mistakes. But
ma can't stay in the hospital forever.
278
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:20,477
I'll tell you about her stroke.
It's called a conversion reaction.
279
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:24,398
It's a big opera brought on by
repressed rage. It's bullshit.
280
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,275
No infarc-whatever-the-fuck.
281
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,194
But the symptoms were the same
as a stroke...
282
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,072
So she can't take care of herself.
283
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,658
She's on the I am in that hospital.
From me.
284
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,828
Who did what to who,
it's not my business.
285
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:42,207
Mom is bewildered. I mention you
and her eyes fill up with tears.
286
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,543
Oh, boy!
287
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:48,422
I'm not asking you to step in, Tony.
288
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,425
It's my turn now. That's why I came.
289
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,803
She's a strega. She's the devil.
290
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:59,183
She was. Now she's just a confused,
frightened old woman.
291
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:05,105
So, look, all I need is
a couple hundred bucks...
292
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,609
To fix her car so I can get back
and forth to the hospital.
293
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,738
Then I'll take her to Seattle.
I'll stay in her house meanwhile.
294
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,740
Oh, I doubt that.
295
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,826
- I just put her house on the market.
- Oh.
296
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:21,204
Lookuu
297
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,003
I'm glad you're here. Okay?
298
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:31,715
You want to play Florence nightingale,
that's your choice.
299
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,721
Only this is the last time
we mention her in this house.
300
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,099
Okay.
301
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,240
Hey, t!
302
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:04,957
Seven and seven, over here.
Whoa, what's the matter now?
303
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:08,961
Loiaco called. Your two friends
beat the shit out of a broker.
304
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,922
- Two others quit.
- He was pushing some other stock!
305
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,716
It attracts negative attention.
306
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:18,262
Then the fucks rip off
a Porsche from our own building.
307
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:21,849
- I'll call them.
- No, you'll go down there. Now.
308
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:25,394
What did you get your license
for, your résumé?
309
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,525
I told you, spend more time
down at the brokerage.
310
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:35,654
You're the sec compliance officer,
for Christ sake!
311
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,991
You gotta exercise impulse control.
312
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:43,162
Okay, ton. I'm sorry.
313
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,245
Okay.
314
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,498
All right.
315
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,883
- I can't show it in this condition.
- What is this?
316
00:27:56,133 --> 00:28:00,179
There's a high school up the street.
A sink was left on upstairs.
317
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,181
You don't even want to see
the toilets.
318
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:02,848
(Phone ringing)
319
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:03,890
Excuse me.
320
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,564
Wait'll I catch these kids.
321
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,858
Break a few windows,
think they're Johnny badass.
322
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,026
The fuckin' jackals.
323
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,819
Will you stop, please?
324
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,739
Your sister Barbara and the kids
are coming down.
325
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,908
You better not be in this mood.
326
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,579
- And I need you to pick up sausage.
- Yeah, how many pounds, hot or sweet?
327
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:29,499
Don't you act like it's a chore.
This party was your idea.
328
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,586
You said you were happy
Janice was home.
329
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,547
And my parents are coming and...
330
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,799
Oh, really?
331
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,762
Now that the dragon lady's gone,
they'll set foot in our house?
332
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:45,307
She said some horrible things
to them over the years.
333
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:51,313
Hey, I'm not defending her.
She's dead to me.
334
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,524
Mope your way through this,
I'll cut your throat.
335
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,195
- I've been in a great mood lately.
- Right.
336
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:01,865
You need to start therapy again.
You're self-medicating.
337
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,535
- We haven't had sex since...
- Forget it. No therapy.
338
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:09,915
You should take a look at what they
did to your mother's bedroom.
339
00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:19,758
They're rookies. They're not used
to this kind of stress...
340
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,719
- He better not say a word.
- It won't happen again.
341
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:26,807
- You got my word on that.
- I appreciate it, Chris, thank you.
342
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,143
Come on in.
343
00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:34,106
Hey, Chris, brought you a little capp.
344
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,191
Thanks.
345
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:37,859
Sit down.
346
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,662
Refresh my memory on this play
we're making on webistics.
347
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:52,082
We own 400,000 shares at 60 cents.
348
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,459
Trade on the bulletin board, otc.
349
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,462
If we cold-call enough
seniors, pump and dump.
350
00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:01,633
Yeah, yeah. You guys ain't spent
much time in the NFL, face it.
351
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,760
What? Two years with Eddie stags.
352
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,637
Besides waxing his car.
353
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:08,682
- When he was in county...
- When you're bleeding a guy...
354
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,268
You don't squeeze him
dry right away.
355
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:15,063
Contrarily, you let him
do his bidding. Suavely.
356
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:20,402
So you can bleed next week and the
week after. At a minimum.
357
00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:28,785
We don't need a guy getting pissed
and running to the sec.
358
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,039
- Is that what you're saying?
- Break it down.
359
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:36,710
- Sorry, Chris.
- When are we dumping the stock?
360
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,879
You'll know when you need to know.
361
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,630
Excellent.
362
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:43,967
This is cold, by the way.
363
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,764
Guys.
364
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:54,061
Any more porsches disappear, make it
two towns over. And I want a taste.
365
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,645
You're the man.
366
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:06,448
She's gonna be so happy to see you.
367
00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:09,743
- Grandma, it's me.
- Look who's here.
368
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:14,831
- Ma, I'm going downstairs.
- You spend all day on that elevator.
369
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,633
Grandma, you've got to eat.
370
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,093
Let me die.
371
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,178
Don't say that.
372
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:30,013
I saw a light.
373
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:33,141
And voices calling out to me.
374
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,812
What went on with you and dad?
Mom won't tell me.
375
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,772
What? Why, what'd he say?
376
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:42,692
- Nothing. He won't mention you.
- Eh, that one.
377
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:44,945
He blames me for everything.
378
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:46,362
I know. Me too.
379
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,950
At night... they hit us.
380
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:54,037
- Why can't our family just get along?
- Some people don't want to.
381
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:58,375
But you, you listen to him.
You do what he says.
382
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,168
He's your father.
383
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:06,967
I won't leave you here like this.
They can't stop me from seeing you.
384
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:10,929
Meadow. Meadow.
385
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:16,351
Take that, in the drawer, in the
drawer. Take it.
386
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:26,486
Oh, my god. This was
your grandmother's, wasn't it?
387
00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,406
It's so you won't forget me.
388
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,424
(Rock music playing)
389
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,942
(Cd skipping)
390
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,448
Come on, motherfuck!
391
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,116
Motherfuck!
392
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,244
(Cd morphing)
393
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,914
Oh, fuck.
394
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,589
(Rock music picks up)
395
00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:40,393
I told my family
I got broadsided...
396
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:43,730
But I passed out behind the wheel.
397
00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:52,489
See, my mother and me,
we had a falling out.
398
00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:58,662
And since then, things
have been good.
399
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,624
- Clean break.
- What kind of falling out?
400
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,627
One of those unfortunate situations.
401
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:09,798
A lot of screaming, profanity.
402
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,884
Anyway, things were good.
403
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,931
And then my sister came back.
It's good to see her, I guess.
404
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,600
Cues from childhood kick in.
Older sister.
405
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,644
That should be obvious enough.
406
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,272
It's starting to bleed
into my business.
407
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,773
What sort of business?
408
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,818
Commercial and non-putrescible waste.
409
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:33,780
Mr...
410
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,824
"Spears."
411
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,159
I watch the news like everyone else.
412
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:42,122
I know who you are.
And I saw analyze this.
413
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:46,710
I don't need the ramifications that
could arise from treating someone...
414
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,545
Like yourself.
415
00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:51,547
Analyze this?
416
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:54,301
It's a comedy.
417
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,803
I'm not taking new patients.
418
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,907
Oh, my baby sister!
419
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:21,786
Oh, you look great!
Who is this little guy?
420
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,830
Traffic was terrible...
421
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,207
Keep it down!
You'll scare the neighbors!
422
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,083
(Janice screaming )
423
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:28,376
Oh, fuck!
424
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,717
Oh, my baby!
425
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,677
Cut it out. Knock it off!
426
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:48,229
- Carm, the fire's almost ready.
- Great, parv, I'll be out in a second.
427
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,568
"Parvati," she's a cheese now?
428
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,363
- It's a hindu goddess.
- Nice for her.
429
00:35:56,655 --> 00:36:00,116
She still answers to "Janice"
if it makes you more comfortable.
430
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:06,706
You! Go to the market, pick up
a couple cans of pears.
431
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,960
Canned pears, not fresh.
That's the secret to my pound cake.
432
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:14,172
And get some basil/co
while you're there.
433
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:18,760
- The pears, you want the dole?
- I'm not even gonna answer this time.
434
00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:23,139
There's a new market, dad, on pike.
Lot of changes since you've been here.
435
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,185
With that mommy dearest around?
Never again, I swore it.
436
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:30,897
It's exactly what she wanted.
You played right into her hands.
437
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,900
Remember what she said to you
at your wedding?
438
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:38,279
She said it was a mistake. Tony
would get bored with you.
439
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,536
Cannonball!
440
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,079
Hey, take it easy.
441
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:47,330
(Chattering )
442
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:51,960
Tom, let me ask you something.
You ever go down to cape...
443
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:56,840
I love seeing them like that
over a fire.
444
00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,551
They're better over a spit.
445
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,930
Who does Anthony look like right now?
446
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,015
Dad.
447
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:11,521
We stopped in to see ma.
How do you think she is?
448
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:14,315
Ma? A little weak,
but she's all there.
449
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:18,153
Some family reunion, our mother
is barred from the premises.
450
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:21,781
You shouldn't get too close.
Look what she tried to do to Tony.
451
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:25,201
I have no fantasies about my mother.
452
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,372
You know he's selling the house?
Ma's house.
453
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:37,046
That's what I'm talking about. Don't
get involved, let Tony handle it.
454
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:43,720
I called you 'cause I thought you'd
want to know if your mother was ill.
455
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:48,641
180 grand he's asking for that place.
Like he needs that.
456
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:51,686
I'm glad someone's taking charge.
457
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,480
You'll get your cut.
458
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:56,900
Ma's not dead yet and there's no will.
459
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:02,238
What? I mean, ma still has rights.
460
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,951
Tony pays for her retirement home,
for the upkeep on her car...
461
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:12,248
Take it easy. According to you,
that could've been Robert mitchum.
462
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:16,503
Jesus Christ. Fucking Paulie
gualtieri. Isn't he dead yet?
463
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:24,010
You're not gonna stay for dessert?
It's grappa cake my mother made.
464
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,513
My friends are having
a gallery opening...
465
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,557
And I'm trying to get them
to finance my video.
466
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,726
I'll leave some cake out for you.
467
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:33,978
Hey, I'm sorry.
468
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,607
- Hey.
- What's up?
469
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,311
What the fuck?
470
00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:21,234
- I am sure there's an explanation.
- Oh, there is. There is.
471
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:26,030
Take ma back to Seattle. She came
for the house and a $400 car.
472
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:29,117
That was the con.
That's the level she works at.
473
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:33,413
- Maybe the sign was broken or fell.
- I'm still a little fat kid to her.
474
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:36,791
She think she's gonna stop the
sale, picking up a sign?
475
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,919
She were here, I'd bounce her
head against the wall!
476
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,632
Look at yourself, Tony!
477
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,427
What do you care about that house?
478
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:51,514
It's not gonna stop with the house.
The $300 pillow...
479
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:56,269
- Then the video equipment.
- When are you getting back to therapy?
480
00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:58,771
Hey, don't start with that. Okay?
481
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:02,650
I'm not insane and I'm not
overreacting. You don't know...
482
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,278
- This little pucchiac...
- All right!
483
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,822
This is getting you no place.
Go outside...
484
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:13,202
Join the party, be with friends,
have some pleasure. Go ahead.
485
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,874
- Fucking bitch!
- Tony! Go ahead. Go have a beer.
486
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:32,138
- What the fuck you doing?
- Second seating coming up.
487
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,307
Fucking moron.
488
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,311
Look at my wife over there.
489
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,856
No, wait, ton. The neighbor's dog
is on your property.
490
00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:49,530
You're a fucking moron.
491
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,533
Anyway, we flew first class.
492
00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:53,742
What service?
493
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,912
You get frequent flyer upgrades?
494
00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:01,668
Only time you took a trip was with the
rockette who put LSD in your drink.
495
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,504
- Where'd you get the tickets? Cuban?
- Yeah.
496
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:08,299
There must be a way to divert
frequent flyer miles on a grand scale.
497
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:11,302
You gotta break into the
main computer.
498
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,721
- What is that, "cracking"?
- Hacking.
499
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:17,100
Shelley hack! Remember her?
500
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,853
- Yeah, those were the days.
- Good actress.
501
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:25,525
Let me tell you something, you can't
get good sausage and peppers no more.
502
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:30,029
I used to go down to mulberry St. when
I was a kid. Sausage and peppers.
503
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:34,033
Now you go down there and there's
these guys with towels...
504
00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:50,675
(Paulie singing)
505
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:05,481
- You didn't like it?
- Fuck off.
506
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,777
So when do we get to roll with Tony?
507
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:12,155
- What?
- Are you tripping?
508
00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:14,323
We gotta work our way up.
509
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,994
Must be deep, hanging out with him.
510
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:19,912
- Who?
- Mr. T.
511
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:22,582
You cap motherfuckers together?
512
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,418
Nah, too big. He doesn't get dirty.
513
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:31,090
We don't mind, we'll do anything.
Wet work, pick up his shirts.
514
00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:35,636
Does Tony ever... talk about us?
515
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:38,597
No.
516
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,854
- You gonna drink or just sit there?
- Sit.
517
00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:48,858
- What the fuck's the matter with you?
- You leave my gas burner on.
518
00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:52,278
- I almost lit a cigarette and died!
- I apologized!
519
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:56,157
Why you can't use a lighter to
cook your shit is beyond me.
520
00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:59,702
- When things were finally going good...
- Shut up!
521
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:03,372
Why? They'll still kiss ass.
They don't care if you're a junkie.
522
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,376
Sit down!
523
00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:10,755
- I hate you, fucking pig. Get off me!
- Fucking whore!
524
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,633
- Fuck you.
- Go home! Get my dinner ready!
525
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:35,988
Don't yell. Don't scream.
526
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:39,951
All cutlery stays right where it is.
527
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,207
How's the bagels here?
528
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,254
You don't answer my calls,
I got no choice.
529
00:43:51,504 --> 00:43:55,007
Walking away is a choice. Ruining my
practice, it's a choice.
530
00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:57,385
You got your office back.
No harm done.
531
00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:02,431
One of my patients committed suicide
because I wasn't available to her.
532
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,350
Know what that means to me?
533
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:07,687
She can't eat bagels.
534
00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:12,108
She can't call in sick
because she's feeling blue.
535
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:15,403
She's gone. She's in the ground
because of you.
536
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:23,578
I don't deserve your help.
537
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:26,622
- And I hate your system.
- Fuck you!
538
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,546
But I got a family.
539
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:37,216
Believe it or not, they're
better off with me than without.
540
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,802
And I don't know what else to do.
541
00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:43,431
- I drove off the road.
- You look fine.
542
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:45,016
The airbag.
543
00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,897
- You told me if I was driving and...
- That...
544
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,107
Was a different time for us.
545
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,326
I don't blame you.
546
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,747
- Maybe you can recommend somebody.
- I would never...
547
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:11,209
Ask another colleague
to get involved in this.
548
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,629
How many more have to die
for your personal growth?
549
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,130
Look at me.
550
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:19,967
I swear to Jesus Christ,
nobody got killed 'cause of you.
551
00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:26,641
Get out of my life!
552
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,267
Hey.
553
00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,978
What are you doing home?
554
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:14,689
Nothing.
555
00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:19,902
I thought it was aj,
home from school.
556
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,362
Yeah.
557
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,088
- You all right?
- Yeah.
558
00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:50,141
Want a little cold pasta?
I could microwave it.
559
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:35,644
Looks good.
560
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,939
- Want cheese, something to drink?
- Nah.
561
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,532
Sit down.
562
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:20,815
(Pop song playing)
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