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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,478 I HEAR YOU'RE HAVIN' TROUBLES. 2 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,605 WELL, NO WONDER. LOOK AT YA. 3 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,066 YOU WANT TO CHANGE THINGS AROUND IN YOUR LIFE, 4 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,193 SO YOU COME TO HEAR THE STORY. 5 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,821 WELL, IN HIGH SCHOOL, POPULARITY AIN'T A CONTEST. 6 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:14,658 IT'S A WAR, AND DIZZY HARRISON IS ITS GREATEST CASUALTY. 7 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,202 SEE, HIS STORY IS REALLY MY STORY, 8 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,663 BECAUSE BEHIND EVERY SO-CALLED HERO... 9 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:23,042 IS A LITTLE PISSED-OFF DUDE THAT DON'T GET NO CREDIT. 10 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,335 [ Fist Pounds On Table ] 11 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,423 WE HAVE TO GO BACK A WAYS. 12 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,132 YOU KNOW, EVEN AS A SMALL CHILD, 13 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:35,512 DIZZY HARRISON HAD HIS OWN PARTICULAR STYLE. 14 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,974 [ James Brown ] ♪ WATCH ME, WATCH ME ♪ ♪ [ Singing Along ] 15 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:42,561 ♪ I GOT IT WATCH ME ♪ 16 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,772 ♪ I GOT IT, YEAH ♪ 17 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:47,106 ♪ I GOT SOMETHIN' ♪ 18 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:49,150 ♪ THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT ♪ 19 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,152 ♪ I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT TELLS ME ♪ 20 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,655 ♪ WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, HA ♪ 21 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,616 ♪ I GOT SOUL ♪ 22 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,285 ♪ AND I'M SUPER BAD ♪ 23 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,203 ♪ HA ♪ 24 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:03,373 ♪ I GOT SOUL, HA ♪ 25 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,043 ♪ AND I'M SUPER BAD ♪ 26 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,169 ♪ HA ♪ ♪ HA ♪ 27 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:12,173 ♪ I'M A LOVER, LOVE TO DO MY THING, HA ♪ 28 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:15,970 AS YOU CAN SEE, I DIDN'T HAVE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT TO WORK WITH. 29 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,097 ♪ NO ONE ELSE ♪ 30 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,224 ♪ SOMETIMES I FEEL SO NICE ♪ 31 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,602 ♪ GOOD GOD ♪ 32 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,605 ♪ I JUMP BACK I WANNA KISS MYSELF ♪ 33 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,108 ♪ I GOT SOUL ♪ 34 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:32,653 ♪ HA, AND I'M SUPER BAD ♪ 35 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:37,074 ♪ HEY, I SAID I'M SUPER BAD ♪ 36 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,867 ♪ BRIDGE COME ON ♪ 37 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:42,079 ♪ UP AND DOWN ♪ 38 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:45,165 ♪ AND AROUND AND AROUND ♪ 39 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,920 ♪ UP AND DOWN ♪ 40 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,548 ♪ AND ALL AROUND ♪ 41 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,676 ♪ RIGHT ON, PEOPLE ♪ 42 00:02:55,676 --> 00:03:00,179 ♪ GIMME, GIMME ♪ 43 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:03,266 ♪ YEAH ♪ 44 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:07,146 OOF! AH HURT MAH'SELF. 45 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:09,857 AND IT'S NOT LIKE THINGS GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER FROM THERE. 46 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:14,778 AS THE YEARS WENT BY, HE GOT TALLER, WHITER, SKINNIER. 47 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,156 FIRST DAY, SENIOR YEAR. 48 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:20,241 AND WE'RE GONNA BE THE TOP DOGS. RUFF! 49 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,535 RUFF! RUFF! 50 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,453 RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! 51 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:27,958 [ Laughing ] 52 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,417 I WISH I'D DROWNED THIS SUMMER. 53 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,503 WE ALL DO, KIRK. 54 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,881 LET'S FACE IT. WE'RE BLIPS, AND WE'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE BLIPS. 55 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,550 "BLIPS"? MAN, WE BARELY ON THE RADAR. 56 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:41,138 - NOT THIS YEAR. WE'RE SENIORS. - SORRY, KIDS, I GOTTA GO WITH DIZZY ON THIS ONE. 57 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,141 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO MAKE A CHANGE. 58 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:47,061 - [ Groans ] - FULL METAL JACKET. 59 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,980 [ Laughs ] DAD, PUT THOSE AWAY. 60 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,067 - [ Laughs ] - YOU'RE SUCH A DORK. 61 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,027 I SAY WE BE HOME SCHOOLING? WHO'S WITH ME? 62 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,987 MY DAD COULD TEACH DRINKING. A'RIGHT. 63 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,865 NOBODY BAILS. BANDS STICK TOGETHER. 64 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:07,206 GUYS, RELAX. MUSIC HAS THE POWER TO TRANSFORM. 65 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,293 - OW! - [ Laughing ] 66 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:15,589 - [ Muffled ] THERE'S SOME PAIN. - GOOD LUCK, SON. 67 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,674 YO, BLIP, LITTLE HELP? 68 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,553 - [ Grunts ] - OOF! 69 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:25,473 [ Animal Roars ] I'LL NEVER GET USED TO THAT. I MEAN-- 70 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:28,185 [ Car Alarm Wailing ] CAN ANYONE HELP ME? 71 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,354 GET OUT OF THE WAY. 72 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,109 - OKAY. - WHOA, HANG ON. 73 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,152 YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK TO HER. 74 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:40,363 I MEAN, THAT IS TINA "ASSGOOD," MAN. 75 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,908 - SO? - THAT'S LIKE A WOOD ELF VERSUS AL'KABAR. 76 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,826 YOU'LL GET POWER-LEVELED. 77 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,204 WE'RE NOT PLAYING EVERQUEST. WE'RE HERE ON PLANET EARTH. 78 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:51,416 YOU SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I'M GOIN' IN. 79 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,128 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 80 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,296 TAKE THIS. 81 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,008 YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU CAN DO THIS. 82 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,219 TINA. AND YOU ARE? 83 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,471 DIZZY. [ Alarm Continues ] 84 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:08,433 ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME, OR WHAT? OH, YEAH. 85 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:11,519 UH, YOU GOTTA KNOW YOUR, UH-- [ Clicking ] 86 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:15,356 [ Alarm Chirps, Stops ] IT'S REALLY VERY TECHNICAL. 87 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:19,194 A BLIP IS TALKIN' TO TINA OSGOOD. YO, LOOK AT MY BOY. 88 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,238 DIDN'T THEY TIE YOU UP LAST YEAR... 89 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,198 AND MAKE YOU WEAR RUBBER BREASTS? 90 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,200 [ Hooting ] [ Muffled Grunting ] 91 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,535 YOU REMEMBER. THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 92 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,205 I IMAGINE GOD HAVING AN ASS LIKE THAT. 93 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,332 DID THAT SOUND GAY? 94 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:36,586 I'VE BEEN THINKIN'. WE'RE SENIORS NOW AND, UM, MAYBE SOMETIME, 95 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,131 TINA ! IF YOU WANTED TO DRINK COFFEE, YOU KNOW, 96 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,675 NEAR ME, 97 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,635 I WOULD PAY. 98 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,595 TRUTHFULLY-- YEAH? 99 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,973 YOU'RE NOT MY-- TYPE. 100 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,226 [ School Bell Rings ] YOU KNOW THOSE MOMENTS WHEN A MAN MAKES... 101 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,979 A DECISION THAT'LL CHANGE HIS ENTIRE LIFE... 102 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:58,483 AND HE STEPS UP TO BECOME THE HERO HE WAS MEANT TO BE? 103 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,735 THIS AIN'T ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS. 104 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,821 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE "TYPE" THING, 105 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,782 AND TO BE HONEST, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE EITHER. 106 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,286 [ Laughs ] DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT WOULD WORK? 107 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:12,164 NO, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH GIVING IT A SHOT. 108 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,292 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? ♪ [ Ethereal Chord ] 109 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,377 YO, FREAK! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 110 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:20,964 TALKING, EXCHANGING WORDS, INNOCENT CONVERSATION. 111 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,550 INNOCENT? THEN WHAT'S THIS? 112 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,928 [ Gasps ] [ Gasping ] 113 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,097 OH, MY GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING! 114 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:32,100 HEY, LOSER, NICE PUP TENT. 115 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,311 WE NEED TO COVER YOU UP. [ Fabric Ripping ] 116 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,604 ♪ [ Rock ] OW! 117 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,232 OH! 118 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,483 WHAT IS THIS? 119 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,777 MRS. WHITMAN, IT'S MY, UM-- 120 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,821 WELL, IT'S MINE NOW. 121 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,948 OUCH! 122 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:50,660 IS THIS A WEAPON? YOU CAN'T BRING LOADED WEAPONS TO SCHOOL. 123 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,080 LADY, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE TEARING THE SKIN! 124 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,874 MRS. WHITMAN! [ Screams ] 125 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,252 OW! MY-- 126 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:01,088 I'M SHOWING THIS TO PRINCIPAL ZAYLOR. 127 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,631 CUT IT OUT! [ Cracks ] 128 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,221 [ No Audible Scream ] 129 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:12,515 ♪ GIRL, YOU REALLY GOT ME GOT ME SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN' ♪ 130 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,476 ♪ YOU REALLY GOT ME YOU REALLY GOT ME ♪ 131 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:18,230 ♪ YOU REALLY GOT ME YOU REALLY GOT ME ♪ 132 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:21,066 ♪ YOU REALLY GOT ME YOU REALLY GOT ME ♪ 133 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:30,033 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'. IT'S NOT MEDICALLY POSSIBLE. 134 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,786 LET ME ASK YOU THIS-- ARE YOU A DOCTOR? 135 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,788 [ Screeches ] 136 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:39,000 I HAVE GOOD NEWS. YOUR SON'S CONDITION IS TREATABLE. 137 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,628 CONDITION? WHAT CONDITION? 138 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:45,090 THAT I CAN PEE AROUND A CORNER? DIZZY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH. 139 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,550 HE CAN'T HELP IT. YOU SEE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH DIZZY, 140 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,095 IN MEDICAL TERMS, 141 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,264 IT'S CALLED TOURETTE'S SYNDROME. 142 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:56,017 [ Laughs ] TOURETTE SYNDROME? 143 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,562 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F-- [ Muffled ] LANGUAGE, SON. 144 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,522 NO, NO, NO. 145 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,691 YOU'RE NOT GONNA CURE HIM WITH FORCE, PAPA BEAR. 146 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:08,071 IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT O' HUGS AND A LOT O' DRUGS. 147 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,616 NOW, ONLY TAKE ONE O' THESE A DAY. NICE PACK. 148 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:19,374 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS GOING NOWHERE FAST ♪ 149 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,877 THERE HE IS. DIZ? 150 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,922 [ Slurred ] THEY GAVE ME THESE PILLS FOR MY TOURETTE'S, 151 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,882 BUT THEY'RE NOT... WORKING. 152 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,884 COME ON. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 153 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:35,682 NOT THAT BAD? AT LEAST AS BLIPS... 154 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,976 WE WERE INVISIBLE. 155 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:42,730 IF YOU BREAK YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL, PEOPLE REMEMBER THAT. 156 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,525 HE'S RIGHT. HIS LIFE IS RUINED. I MEAN, I'M AN IDIOT. 157 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:50,197 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN. 158 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:54,075 I NEED MORE OF THESE PILLS. ♪ OH, HAPPY DAY ♪ 159 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,577 ♪ OH, HAPPY DAY OH, HAPPY DAY ♪ 160 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,830 YO, DIZ, MAN, HOW CAN YOU BE DEPRESSED... 161 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:03,084 WITH ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL CHURCH MUSIC LIKE THAT PLAYING, HUH? 162 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,045 DIZ? 163 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,255 DIZ? 164 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,800 ♪ OH, WHAT A HAPPY DAY OH, HAPPY DAY ♪ 165 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:15,430 ♪ OH, WHAT A HAPPY DAY OH, HAPPY DAY ♪ 166 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,016 ♪ OH, WHAT A HAPPY DAY OH, HAPPY ♪ 167 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:21,895 ♪ DAY ♪ 168 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,689 YES, YES, YES! 169 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,691 THANK YOU, BROTHERS AND SISTERS... 170 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:30,278 OF THE SUNSHINE GOSPEL CHOIR. 171 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,239 VERY STIRRING. 172 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:35,367 - VERY HIP. - AMEN! 173 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,870 YES, YES, YES. NOW, DO THE REST OF YOU YOUNG PEOPLE KNOW... 174 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,872 WHAT ELSE IS HIP? 175 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,542 SEXUAL ABSTINENCE. 176 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,961 - CAN I GET AN "AMEN" ON THAT? - AMEN! 177 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,963 OH, GLORY, HALLELUJAH! 178 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,965 GLORY, HALLELUJAH! 179 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:54,261 I SAID, GLORY, HALLELUJAH! GLORY, HALLELUJAH! 180 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,263 GLORY, HALLELUJAH! OOF! 181 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,890 [ Slurred ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 182 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:02,102 BROTHERS AND SISTERS, 183 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,272 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ALL ABOUT SEX. 184 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:09,734 - THE DEVIL'S MIDDLE NAME. SEX! - AMEN! 185 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:13,405 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST FORM OF SEXUAL ABSTINENCE IS? 186 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,491 - BEIN' ME. - [ Murmuring ] 187 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,952 - CAN I GET AN "AMEN"? - AMEN! 188 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,413 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOME PAIN? 189 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,457 LET ME HEAR YA! YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PAIN? 190 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:27,377 THAT BOY'S GOT THE SPIRIT. HE'S AN IDIOT. 191 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,546 IF EVERY MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX EVER TOLD YOU... 192 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,382 YOU WERE NOT HER TYPE! AMEN! 193 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,968 LET ME HEAR YA SHOUT "AMEN"... 194 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,262 IF YOU'VE EVER HAD DUCT TAPE-UH RIPPED OFF-UH... 195 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,264 YOUR NAKED BUTTOCKS-UH! 196 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,974 AMEN! 197 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,892 LET ME HEAR YA SHOUT "AMEN"... 198 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:46,480 IF YOU'VE EVER HAD YOUR MANHOOD RIGHT-ANGLED... 199 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,233 IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE-UH CONGREGATION! 200 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,904 NOW, LET ME HEAR YA SHOUT "AMEN" UP HIIIGH-- LET'S GO, WHITE BOY. 201 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,782 AMEN! LET ME HEAR YA SHOUT "AMEN." 202 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:02,329 THIS BOY WAS IN PAIN. HE WAS IN TROUBLE. HE NEEDED GUIDANCE. 203 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,999 HE WAS ABOUT TO GET A LESSON IN BAD FROM THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. 204 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:10,170 [ Flashbulbs Popping ] [ Door Slams ] 205 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,256 WHAT HAPPENED TO PACO? 206 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,091 I GOT NO ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION. 207 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,469 BACK UP. THE NEW MAN IS MINE. 208 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,847 [ Whip Snaps ] NOT THE CRAZY EYES, LUTHER. I WAS JUST MESSIN'. 209 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,141 YOU BEEN LOOKIN' AT MY JANET? 210 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,310 NO. NO WAY. 211 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,940 EIGHTEEN YEARS AND FORTY-ONE DAYS... 212 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,109 IT'S ME AND YOU, BABY. 213 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:36,488 [ Whip Snaps ] UM, 214 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,781 OKAY, I'M SCARED. 215 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,037 - GUARD? - OH, THAT'S SO-- 216 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,705 RELAX, WHITE BOY. OKAY. 217 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,292 WHAT'D YA DO TO GET IN HERE? 218 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,379 UM, WELL, I-I-I'M NOT REALLY SURE. 219 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,839 S-SEE, I'VE BEEN HEAVILY MEDICATED LATELY, 220 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,592 AND THE LAST THING I REMEMBER... [ Sniffing ] 221 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:01,095 IS MY DAD DROPPING ME OFF IN SCHOOL. 222 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:04,723 YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL? YES. 223 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,646 I STILL GET CHILLS THINKIN' ABOUT IT. 224 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,856 FISH STICKS! 225 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,067 [ Spits ] WELL, I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME... 226 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,903 THE BIGGEST LOSER AT MY SCHOOL, 227 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,946 SO I DON'T THINK I'LL BE GOING BACK THERE. 228 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,948 SO IT'S OKAY. 229 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:24,494 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. [ Whispering ] I SEE THAT. 230 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,955 I WAS A BI-ITCH AT THE LAST PRISON. 231 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,542 I REMEMBER THEY STRAPPED ME TO A CHAIR... 232 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,211 WITH DUCT TAPE... IN A DRESS! 233 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,214 WITH... MAKEUP? 234 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,425 FAKE-- [ Together ] RUBBER BREASTS. 235 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,846 MY BROTHER, 236 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,600 COME ON OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN. 237 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:51,271 YOU KNOW, HIGH SCHOOL IS A LOT LIKE PRISON: 238 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,107 BAD FOOD, HIGH FENCES. 239 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,067 THE SEX YOU WANT, YOU AIN'T GETTIN'; 240 00:12:56,067 --> 00:13:00,113 THE SEX YOU GETTIN', YOU DON'T WANT. 241 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,742 I SEEN TERRIBLE THINGS. 242 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:08,663 YESTERDAY, AN 80-YEAR-OLD LIBRARIAN BROKE MY PENIS. 243 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,250 YOU WIN. 244 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,210 SO HOW DID YOU CHANGE THINGS? 245 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,004 GOT MYSELF THROWN OUT THE LAST PRISON, 246 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,132 THEN I STARTED FRESH HERE. 247 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,092 THAT WORKED? 248 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,177 WATCH THIS. [ Whip Snaps ] 249 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,596 [ Gasping ] 250 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,431 - [ Whip Snaps ] - [ Gasps ] 251 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:32,061 WOW. THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA DO-- 252 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,188 SWITCH PRISONS AND START OVER. 253 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:38,025 YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO GET KICKED OUT. I'LL DO ANYTHING. 254 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:41,154 WELL, THE FIRST THING I DID... 255 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,156 WAS BROKE ALL THE RULES. 256 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,366 I CAN BREAK ALL THE RULES. 257 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,161 THEN I STARTED ACTIN' CRAZY. 258 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,498 YEAH, I CAN ACT ALL-- [ Imitating Luther ] CRAZY. 259 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:55,710 THEN I GRABBED A BROKEN MOP HANDLE AND SNAPPED IT ACROSS THE WARDEN'S BUTT. 260 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,549 [ School Bell Ringing ] 261 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:05,261 I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE. WHY DON'T WE GET EXPELLED TOGETHER? 262 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,305 NAH, THAT'S OKAY. YOU CAN GO. 263 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,516 WHAT ABOUT YOU, GLEN? NO. 264 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,352 I TALK A BIG GAME, BUT I'M NOT AS TOUGH AS I LOOK. 265 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,480 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 266 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,025 EXACTLY WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, MR. HARRISON? 267 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,736 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 268 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,572 WHAT AM I THINKING? 269 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,410 HEY, EVERYBODY, THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 23 IS "GUAM." 270 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,870 THANKS, BROKE WOOD. 271 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,331 AND, MR. UBEROTH, 272 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,835 THERE'S MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM AT FINALS TIME. [ Sputtering ] 273 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,795 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 274 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,213 [ Screeches ] 275 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,090 MY LORD, DIZZY-- CHEATIN', BRIBERY. 276 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,967 THOSE ARE GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION-- 277 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,929 OR AN OBVIOUS CRY FOR HELP. 278 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,640 --WOULD BE BADLY UPSET. 279 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,852 OTHERS, LIKE THE PRAYING MANTI, OFTEN EAT THEIR MATES-- 280 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,187 [ Flips Switch ] 281 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,147 WHAT'S BROKE WOOD DOING? 282 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,530 ♪ WALKIN' THROUGH THE CORRIDORS THIRD-YEAR SOPHOMORE FEELIN' LIKE AN AMATEUR ♪ 283 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,282 ♪ A SPY IN CANADA TALKIN' TO THE COUNSELOR WHO'S BORED WITH HIS OWN JOKES ♪ 284 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,744 ♪ CHECKIN' ON MY STORY ♪ HUH? 285 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,954 ♪ I MUST BE IMMATURE MY BRAIN'S ON A DETOUR NEVER GONNA LIVE ♪ 286 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,041 ♪ TO BE A SENIOR BUT I DON'T CARE 'CAUSE I KNOW IT'S UNFAIR ♪ 287 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,502 ♪ I GOT PLANS TO BE THE DROPOUT MILLIONAIRE ♪ 288 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,296 ♪ OH, NO, DON'T GET ME WRONG ME AND SCHOOL JUST DON'T GET ALONG ♪ 289 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,259 - YO, THAT'S PRINCIPAL ZAYLOR. - [ Gasping, Laughing ] 290 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,345 [ Groaning, Straining ] 291 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,351 YOU'RE A FIGHTER. TRY THIS! 292 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,937 CHICKEN! CHICKEN! 293 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,899 SAY "MERCY." [ Groans ] 294 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,404 OH, YOU'RE ALMOST AT THE HEAD OF THE CLASS. 295 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,156 - [ Flatulence, Splashing ] - [ Groans ] 296 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,992 [ Splashing ] 297 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,994 AND... CUT. 298 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,749 [ Laughing ] 299 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,668 [ Screeches ] 300 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:04,631 - THIS IS THE PART OF MY JOB I HATE. - EXPELLING PEOPLE? 301 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,675 NO, SILLY GOOSE, WE'RE GONNA DOUBLE YOUR MEDICATION, 302 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,178 INCREASE YOUR THERAPY AND YOU MAY STAY ANOTHER YEAR. 303 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,848 HEY, LOSER, HOW'S IT HANGIN'? 304 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,979 YOU'RE KIDDING. THAT TOILET-CAM WAS YOUR BEST WORK EVER. 305 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,983 LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE-- 306 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,447 OR AM I? 307 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,869 HEY! HEY! 308 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,414 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 309 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,625 [ Cracks ] 310 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,919 HUH? HALT! 311 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:47,465 - DID YOU JUST BREAK THAT MOP, HARRISON? GIVE ME THAT. - YES. 312 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,971 YOU DESTROYED SCHOOL PROPERTY. YOU'RE EXPELLED. 313 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,973 YES! 314 00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,561 I DID IT. I BUSTED OUT. A'RIGHT, KID. I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU. 315 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,523 YOU READY TO BE LUTHER-SIZED? PREACH, MY BROTHER. 316 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,817 MAN, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FROM BITCH TO BULL. 317 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,986 [ Laughs ] 318 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,531 [ Horse Snorting ] 319 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,911 YOU WANNA GET A REPUTATION AT YOUR NEW SCHOOL, 320 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:20,623 YOU HAVE TO CRACK OPEN HEADS IN THE YARD DAY ONE. 321 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,626 FIND THE BIGGEST, BADDEST CAT AND WHUP HIS ASS. 322 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,170 MAKE SURE EVERYBODY SEES HIM GO DOWN. 323 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,507 "EVERYBODY SEES HIM GO DOWN." GOT IT. 324 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,718 [ Grunts ] 325 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,137 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE. 326 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,431 [ Grunting ] LIKE BARCLAY. 327 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,560 WHO'S BARCLAY? HE'S THE BULL AT MY LAST SCHOOL. 328 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,521 [ Grunts ] HE MIGHT BE BORN WITH IT, 329 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,899 BUT WITH MY INSIGHT, STREET SMARTS... 330 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:49,944 AND KNOWLEDGE OF EVERY ACTION MOVIE EVER MADE, WE GONNA PERFECT IT. 331 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,946 [ Horse Neighs ] UH-OH. 332 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,619 [ Gunshot ] AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 333 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:04,208 HAPPENS EVERY DAY. SAME CAT. NEVER GETS AWAY. COME ON. 334 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,627 THE FIRST THING YOU WANNA DO... 335 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:10,130 IS GOUGE THE DUDE'S EYES OUT SO HE CAN'T SEE TO FIGHT. 336 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,299 HEY, THIS KID'S IN HIGH SCHOOL. 337 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:15,261 OH, THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANNA FIGHT DIRTY. 338 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,014 ALL RIGHT, SET YOUR FEET, 339 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:21,517 SPREAD YOUR PALMS-- TIGER CLAW! 340 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,938 [ Gong Sounds ] ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT "TIGER PAW"? 341 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,523 - [ Groans ] - [ Hits Ground ] 342 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,442 - TIGER CLAW! - [ Gong Sounds ] 343 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,862 - NOW YOU'RE READY. - [ Growling ] 344 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,489 JUST WATCH MY HANDS. WATCH MY HANDS. 345 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,534 - [ Bell Rings ] - [ Groaning ] 346 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,955 - [ Laughs ] - [ Laughing ] 347 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,999 GRAB SOME ROPE. WE GOTTA BUILD SOME MUSCLE. 348 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,543 OH, YOU ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T GET UP THERE. 349 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,589 WELL, MOTIVATION'S ON THE WAY. HEH, HEH. 350 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,675 YES, INDEED-Y. FEED THE NEEDY. THERE YOU GO. 351 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,012 LUTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YES, INDEED. OH, GET UP THERE. 352 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,932 WHAT'S THAT BURNING? THAT'S ME! [ Screams ] 353 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,562 UH, JUST ROLL AROUND. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 354 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,565 IF YOU CAN'T ACT TOUGH, YOU GOTTA LOOK TOUGH. 355 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:16,489 OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW-- [ Sizzling ] 356 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,784 BUTCH UP, GIRLY-PANTS. GOT A SEC? 357 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,829 PHONE CALL FOR YOU, WARDEN. 358 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,956 WIFE AGAIN? 359 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,291 [ Horse Neighs ] 360 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,045 [ Gunshot ] 361 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,255 [ Laughing ] 362 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,175 I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT. [ Laughs ] 363 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,638 IF YOU TALK THE TALK, YOU WALK THE WALK-- HEY, LUTHER. 364 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,932 OTHERWISE, YOU BE LINED IN CHALK. 365 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,184 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEBODY. 366 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,187 [ Metal Door Clangs ] 367 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,024 THE FUNK MASTER. [ Hissing ] 368 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,192 ♪ [ Trumpet Fanfare ] 369 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,362 SOMEBODY... GIVE ME A BEAT! 370 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,238 ♪ STAND ON THE STAGE LOOKIN' GOOD IN THE LIGHT ♪ 371 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,825 ♪ A YOUNG BLACK RAPPER I DO ALL RIGHT ♪ 372 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,369 ♪ AND YOU CAN FEEL THE KIDS A-KICKIN' HIS SONGS AND WHEN I'M ON THE MIKE ♪ 373 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,789 THEM CRAZY EYES-- IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY HIT YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD... 374 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:10,168 AND YOUR EYES ALMOST JUMP OUT YOUR SKULL. 375 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:14,380 TRY IT! THIS IS YOUR "BROTHER, WHERE MY MONEY" WALK. 376 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,382 WHERE IT AT? WHERE IT AT? 377 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:20,511 'BOUT TO BUST A CAP. 'BOUT TO BUST A CAP. 378 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,556 FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS OUT. YOU GOTTA OPEN 'EM UP... 379 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,434 SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE THE ROCKS, THE BULLETS IN THERE. 380 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:30,563 ♪ I BET YOU RECOGNIZE ME WHEN I START TO BRING IT TO YOU ♪ 381 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:35,109 ♪ I AIN'T FROM AROUND HERE AROUND HERE, WATCH ME ♪ 382 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:40,198 LOOSEN THE ASS. THAT'S TOO LOOSE. 383 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:44,243 THEY GONNA TRY AND PLAY YOU LIKE A BITCH, SO YOU GOTTA HIT 'EM... 384 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,705 WITH A "BITCH" FIRST, LIKE "WHO'S THE BITCH NOW"? 385 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,374 WATCH THIS. 386 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:54,378 [ Whip Snaps ] 387 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,381 TRY IT! TRY IT! 388 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,550 [ Squeaky Scratching ] 389 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,179 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 390 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,015 [ Together ] WHO'S THE BITCH NOW? 391 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:12,354 I'M THINKING, HALF BRAD PITT, FIGHT CLUB, HALF ANNE HECHE, IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK. 392 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,565 THIS IS FOR YOUR STUDENT I.D. 393 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,110 YOUR NEW DRIVER'S LICENSE. 394 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,612 AND THIS ONE'S FOR THE PLAYER'S CLUB. 395 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,823 ESTE QUIETO, PAPI. 396 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,867 [ Laughing ] 397 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,454 HA-- THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 398 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,624 BILLYCOCK IT! YOU KNOW? COCK IT. FIRE! 399 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,210 COCK IT. SHOOT THE GUN. 400 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,588 SHOOT THE GUN! COCK IT-- [ Hits Floor ] 401 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,217 TIGER CLAW! [ Gong Sounds ] 402 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,386 [ Laughs ] 403 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,681 - [ Yells ] - [ Bell Rings ] 404 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:51,310 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 405 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,106 ♪ GET UP ON THIS WATCH ME ♪ 406 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,775 NOW YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR NEW PRISON. 407 00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,486 ♪ JUST WANT TO CLING ON SWING ON AND SO FORTH ♪ 408 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,947 ♪ GO ON, FALL OFF THE HO'S ROLL ON ♪ 409 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:06,450 ♪ TILL THE NEXT ROCK SUPERSTAR WITH NO SHAME ♪ 410 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:10,204 HEY, MASCOT, YOU DROPPED YOUR BAGPIPES! [ Honks ] 411 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,249 OH, THANK YOU. [ Groans ] SUCK ON THAT, PAL! 412 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,085 [ Panting ] HEY, TUBA MIDGET. 413 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,881 HAVE A NICE DAY. 414 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,801 THIS PLACE IS A ZOO. 415 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,845 HE DID SAY 12:30. YEAH. 416 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,847 SO WHERE IS HE? 417 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,432 [ Vehicle Approaching ] 418 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:49,493 [ Murmuring ] 419 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,584 [ Beeping ] 420 00:22:57,584 --> 00:23:01,214 [ Hydraulics Hissing, Whirring ] 421 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:08,554 [ Chains Rattling ] 422 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,058 OOH. 423 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,810 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? - [ Heavy Breathing ] 424 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,188 [ Heavy Breathing Continues ] 425 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:21,192 [ Chains Rattling ] 426 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,987 [ Heavy Breathing Continues ] 427 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,786 [ Whispering ] GOOD LUCK, KID. 428 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,873 - FLIP HIM! - [ Chains Rattling ] 429 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:38,416 BACK IN THE TRUCK! 430 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,218 [ Both ] WHOA. 431 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:49,720 IS THAT... DIZ? 432 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,642 OH, MY GOD. [ Laughing ] 433 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,483 HE'S GOT KIND OF A... 434 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:07,405 BRAD PITT THING GOING THERE. 435 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,703 FROM BITCH TO BULL, BABY. 436 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,588 I SAW A LITTLE ANNE HECHE THERE TOO. 437 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,548 DOES THAT SOUND GAY? 438 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:30,136 "FIND THE BIGGEST, BADDEST MOTHER IN THE YARD... 439 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,012 AND KNOCK HIS ASS OUT." 440 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:39,812 LIFT THE KNEES, MAGGOT. MAYBE WE'LL WIN ONE SORRY-ASS GAME THIS YEAR. 441 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,689 I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE, COACH. USE IT! 442 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,401 KEEP LOOKIN' AT THE HORSE'S ASS AND RUN. 443 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:49,905 ♪ ON THOSE SATURDAYS WHEN KIDS GO OUT AND PLAY YO, I WAS UP IN MY ROOM ♪ 444 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:53,367 ♪ I LET THE STEREO BLAZE WASN'T FADED, NOT JADED JUST A KID ♪ 445 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:56,494 ♪ WITH A PAD AND A PEN AND A BIG IMAGINATION ♪ 446 00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,789 BIGGEST AND BADDEST, BABY-- 447 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:03,002 A-T-T-A-C-K THE LEADER OF THE PACK. PUNCH. A-T-T-A-C-K-- 448 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,671 CARMEN, MORE CHEER, LESS BULL DANCE, OKAY? 449 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:09,675 WE DON'T WANT GUYS STUFFING BILLS DOWN YOUR PANTIES. WHAT PANTIES? 450 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,970 ♪ CLICK, CLICK, BOOM, I'M COMIN' DOWN ON THE STEREO ♪ 451 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,889 ♪ HEAR ME ON THE RADIO CLICK, CLICK, BOOM ♪ 452 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,975 ♪ I'M COMIN' DOWN ♪ 453 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,269 [ Whimpers ] 454 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,147 DON'T I HAVE A DREAMY BOYFRIEND? 455 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,816 AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY SEES HIM GO DOWN. 456 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,154 CAREFUL. 457 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,947 HEY, YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN? 458 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,907 WRONG LEVEL, BITCH. 459 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,910 BITCH? SAY WHAT? 460 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:44,542 I THINK WE GOT A REAL SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE. YEAH? 461 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:47,129 WELL, IF IT'S YOU, THERE'S NO PRO-- 462 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,548 [ Screams ] 463 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:53,844 [ Grunting ] WHOA! 464 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:57,639 [ Laughing ] 465 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,686 [ School Bell Ringing ] 466 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:06,690 ♪ I'M COMIN' DOWN ON THE STEREO HEAR ME ON THE RADIO ♪ 467 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,608 HI. OKAY. 468 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,822 ♪ CLICK, CLICK, BOOM ♪ 469 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,116 DUDE, WHAT'S WITH YOU? 470 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:19,161 WHO'S THE BI-ITCH NOW? 471 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:22,206 - [ Bell Rings ] - [ Grunting ] 472 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:29,587 YOU GUYS MIGHT WANT TO COME SCOOP UP YOUR FRIEND. 473 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,343 ♪ CLICK, CLICK, BOOM ♪ SHIT. 474 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,597 [ Panting ] 475 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:46,272 [ Grunting ] 476 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:02,538 [ Grunting ] 477 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,457 GOD-- 478 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,963 [ Panting ] WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', FREAK? 479 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:14,592 KNOCKING YOU INTO THE HALL AND ME INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS. 480 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,552 [ Whispers ] OKAY-- 481 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:19,138 [ Shouts ] WHO'S THE BI-ITCH NOW? 482 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,357 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 483 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,568 [ Grunting ] [ Body Skidding On Wall ] 484 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,570 OH, GOD. 485 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,489 [ Panting ] 486 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:45,122 [ Glass Breaks ] [ Glass Hitting Floor ] 487 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,590 DON'T PUSH AWAY. 488 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,596 [ Hits Floor ] 489 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,148 HELP. 490 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:18,238 [ Alarm Ringing ] 491 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:23,160 WHO'S... THE... 492 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,788 BITCH... NOW? 493 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,124 [ Grunts ] [ Gasping ] 494 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,251 [ Alarm Continues ] [ Murmuring ] 495 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,920 COMING THROUGH. LOOK OUT. LOOK OUT. 496 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,550 LOOK OUT. COMING THROUGH. TAKE YOUR HAT OFF IN SCHOOL. 497 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,968 [ Alarm Continues ] [ Key Chain Zips ] 498 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,970 [ Alarm Stops ] [ Key Chain Zips ] 499 00:28:44,515 --> 00:28:47,976 CAN WE ALL HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR CONNOR MAGUIRE? 500 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,729 EVERYONE? COME ON. YEAH. 501 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,315 EVERYONE? YOU? YEAH. 502 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:56,860 COME ON. DON'T BE SHY. 503 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,945 STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! 504 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:05,035 HELLO, SON. 505 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,663 NOW, I TOLD YOU LAST TIME, YOU START SOMETHING, YOU'RE WHAT? 506 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,873 YOU'RE GONE! 507 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:13,711 WELL, MY FRIEND, LOOKS LIKE IT'S LAST CALL, HUH? 508 00:29:13,711 --> 00:29:16,547 LAST CALL? HE DIDN'T START IT. 509 00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:19,383 I DID. 510 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,761 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 511 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,556 I'M THE NEW GUY. [ Whip Snaps ] 512 00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:28,517 [ Gasping ] 513 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,520 [ Whip Snaps ] 514 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:37,817 HEY, MAN, HOW'S THE NOSE? SHUT UP. 515 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:43,741 LOOK AT "DAT" FREAK SITTING ON "TOB" OF THE TOWER. 516 00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:45,992 MOVE! 517 00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:47,994 I THINK WE SHOULD UNROLL THE WELCOME MAT. 518 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:50,456 YEAH? I THINK I SHOULD GO KICK HIS ASS. 519 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:53,125 GREAT. I'VE DREAMED OF DATING THE EXPELLED GUY. 520 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,461 EXPELLED GUYS ROCK. 521 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,630 LATER. 522 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,758 LATER. 523 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,218 YOU'RE NOT GOING OVER THERE. 524 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:07,598 WELL, I WASN'T. NOW I AM. LATER. 525 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:12,811 HEY, MAN, SHE JUST DISSED YOU. 526 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,397 DUDE, SHUT UP. 527 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,616 HEY, NEW GUY. GOT A NAME? 528 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:31,330 HARRIS. GIL HARRIS. 529 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:35,584 I'M COURTNEY. THAT'S CARMEN. THAT'S DANIELLE. 530 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,377 SO HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR LITTLE SLICE OF PARADISE? 531 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:40,213 WELL, I GOTTA TELL YA, 532 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:43,091 IT'S NICE TO BE SOMEWHERE WITHOUT... BARS. 533 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:47,846 YOU WERE IN JAIL? DID THEY GIVE YOU A FULL BODY CAVITY SEARCH? 534 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,891 FORGIVE MY FRIENDS. THEY GET REALLY SHY AROUND STRANGERS. 535 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:54,520 MY FAULT. I TALK TOO MUCH. 536 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,230 THAT'S HOT. WELL, 537 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:01,276 THERE'S A PARTY TONIGHT AT MY HOUSE... IF YOU CAN COME. 538 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,490 [ Paper Crumples ] I DON'T MAKE PLANS. 539 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,495 NOT MY STYLE. 540 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:16,124 [ Phil Collins ] ♪ AND I CAN FEEL IT COMING ♪ 541 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,753 ♪ IN THE AIR TONIGHT ♪ 542 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:23,632 ♪ OH, LORD ♪ 543 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,510 ♪ BUT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ♪ 544 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:29,888 ♪ FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪ 545 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,391 ♪ OH, LORD ♪ 546 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:35,310 [ Band ] ♪ I, I, I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE ♪ 547 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:39,439 ♪ AND I WON'T WORK FOR NOBODY BUT YOU, OOH, YEAH ♪ 548 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:42,901 ♪ I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE YEAH, BABY ♪ 549 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,070 ♪ A HUGGIN', KISSING THING ♪ 550 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,281 ♪ [ Guitar Chord ] WHOO! 551 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,492 WE LOVE YOU, ROCKY CREEK! 552 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:52,536 WE'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! WE LOVE TEXAS, 553 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:55,955 AND WE LOVE YOU TOO! 554 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:58,083 SO I'M GUESSING THAT IT WENT WELL. 555 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:01,002 FOR THE FIRST 18 YEARS, THINGS WERE ONE WAY, 556 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,463 AND IN TEN MINUTES IT COMPLETELY CHANGED. 557 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,883 THEY BOUGHT IT. THINGS HAVE CHANGED. 558 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:09,887 YOU KNOW YOU JUST MADE IT TO THE 50th LEVEL OF KUNARK. BETTER. 559 00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:13,223 I GOT INVITED TO A PARTY. ME. DIZZY GILLESPIE HARRISON. 560 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,475 EXCUSE ME WHILE I DO THE BOOGALOO. 561 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:18,854 ♪ WATCH ME, HA ♪ WHOA, SLOW DOWN, FUNKY WHITE BOY. 562 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,440 DID THEY INVITE YOU OR GIL HARRIS? 563 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,067 WHATEVER. THE POINT IS, TODAY... 564 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:27,446 NOBODY STUFFED ME IN MY LOCKER OR SINGED OFF MY ASS HAIR. 565 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,698 PLEASE-- NO OFFENSE. 566 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:33,869 HEY, ARE YOU SAYING THESE CHICKS PARTY ON A SCHOOL NIGHT? 567 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:36,246 COURTNEY DOES. 568 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:43,211 THAT IS, WITHOUT DOUBT, THE SLUTTIEST GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN. 569 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,798 I KNOW. ISN'T IT GREAT? 570 00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:49,927 YOU HAVE TO DO HER, AND WHILE YOU'RE WITH HER, THINK OF ME. 571 00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:53,931 OKAY, THAT SOUNDED GAY. THAT'S THE THING. COURTNEY'S EXPECTING... 572 00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:55,849 "GIL" AT THE PARTY TONIGHT. 573 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,226 SHE'S RIGHT. HOW WOULD GIL HARRIS PARTY? 574 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:02,188 I THINK THE QUESTION IS, HOW WOULD GIL GET JIGGY WITH THIS COURTNEY CHICK... 575 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:05,400 AND MAKE HER SAY "WHO'S YOUR DADDY"... [ Laughs ] 576 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,861 WHILE RESPECTING HER AS A WOMAN. 577 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,989 DIZ, YOU READY FOR THIS? 578 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,159 LOOK, MY DAD LOVES THIS BIKE MORE THAN HE LOVES ME. 579 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,411 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 580 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:19,414 NO, IT IS. HE WROTE IT IN MY BIRTHDAY CARD. 581 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,541 [ Sighs ] 582 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,128 SO, PLEASE, BE VERY CAREFUL. 583 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:30,550 THIS IS A VINTAGE, FLAT TRACK RACING BIKE. 584 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:33,345 - IT'S VERY POWERFUL. - [ Pats Cycle ] 585 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,555 YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 586 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,975 STAND BACK. 587 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:40,143 I'LL START IT FOR YOU. 588 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,771 [ Engine Starts, Revs ] 589 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:46,149 [ Screeching ] 590 00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:59,913 NOW, REMEMBER, I WON'T ALWAYS BE AROUND TO DO THAT FOR YOU. 591 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:05,627 ♪ NOW I DON'T SEE THINGS THE WAY I DID BEFORE ♪ 592 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:07,629 ♪ CAN'T STAND FEELING THIS WAY♪ 593 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:10,924 COURTNEY GOT TONY HAWK TO COME TO HER PARTY? 594 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:15,637 ♪ IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO FEEL SO DIFFERENT DAY TO DAY ♪ 595 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:18,181 THERE'S NOTHING COOLER THAN THAT. 596 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:22,019 ♪ WHEN NOTHING'S CHANGED EXCEPT FOR, OH ♪ 597 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:24,270 WHOA! [ Horn Sounding ] 598 00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:26,481 ♪ THINGS HAVE CHANGED ♪ 599 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,441 ♪ I DON'T FEEL THE SAME ♪ DUDE'S CRAZY. 600 00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:33,196 [ Urinating ] 601 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:36,241 HEY, MAN! THESE ARE DOCKERS. 602 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,577 I MADE IT. 603 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:41,120 [ Yells ] BUSH! 604 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:45,166 HEY! 605 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,419 COURTNEY, DID YOU SEE THAT INDY 360? 606 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,546 TONY, PLEASE. 607 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:55,134 RANI, DID YOU SEE THAT INDY 3? I COULD DO IT AGAIN. 608 00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:59,514 [ Wheels Squeaking ] 609 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:07,480 HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING THE HOUSE? UM-- 610 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,069 WELL, AREN'T YOU THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE. 611 00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:14,071 [ Laughs ] WELL, I-- 612 00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:16,281 WANNA COME UPSTAIRS WITH ME? 613 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,241 UM, I-- 614 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,410 WANNA MAKE OUT WITH ME? 615 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:23,121 UH, HEH. UH, WELL, I-- 616 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,457 WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF WITH YOUR TEETH? 617 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,086 OKAY, YOU TALKED ME INTO IT. 618 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:33,256 AREN'T YOU COMING? 619 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,927 - ALMOST. - COURTNEY IS SUCH A SLUT. 620 00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:40,430 WHICH DIDN'T STOP YOU DATING HER TWO MONTHS. IT WAS FOUR. 621 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,599 [ Cat Screeches ] 622 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,647 ♪ [ Hip-hop, Indistinct ] [ Chattering ] 623 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:52,692 HEY, NEW GUY. 624 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,663 YOU WANNA DANCE, NEW GUY? 625 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,092 HEH, HEH, HEH. 626 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:21,763 KNOW WHY I LIKE IT OUT HERE? 627 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:26,351 THE VIEW? NOPE. IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND. 628 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:30,147 DOESN'T THAT TURN YOU ON, KNOWING WE COULD BE CAUGHT AT ANY MOMENT? 629 00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:33,525 [ Laughs ] YEAH, WELL, THAT, UM, 630 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,986 DOES MAKE THINGS INTERESTING. MMM. 631 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:38,196 WANNA MAKE OUT? 632 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:42,159 OKAY. OH, I FORGOT SOMETHING. 633 00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:44,369 [ Rustling ] 634 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:47,831 [ Hitting Glass, Cat Screeches ] READY FOR DESERT? 635 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:51,626 GIL? 636 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,296 HELLO? 637 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:59,051 ♪ [ Hip-hop ] [ Whimpering ] 638 00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:02,303 COURTNEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? I CAN'T... BELIEVE IT-- 639 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:06,099 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? GIL... BLEW ME OFF. 640 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:08,185 [ Laughs ] IT SUCKS TO BE YOU. 641 00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:10,269 CARMEN, PUT IT AWAY. 642 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:13,148 HONEY, I KNEW THAT BOY WAS TROUBLE. SHIT. 643 00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:16,568 HEY, HEY, GIRLS. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'. 644 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:19,487 "HE'S TOO GOOD-LOOKING FOR ME," RIGHT? RIGHT? 645 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,281 ¿HOLA? ¿HABLA INGLES? HELLO-- 646 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:24,159 [ Metal Creaking ] [ Yells ] 647 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:27,079 WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? I'M EXERCISING. YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 648 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:29,081 NO. NO, NO. IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL. 649 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:33,292 HEY, WHAT DOES THAT HIT? YOUR, UH, LAT'S? DELT'S? TRI'S? BI'S? 650 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,253 BACK CURLS. GREAT FOR THE CALVES. 651 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,839 AB'S, COOL. SO YOU REALLY BLOW OFF COURTNEY? 652 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,425 YOU CAN TELL US. [ Both ] YOU BLOW HER OFF? 653 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,468 I DIDN'T EXACTLY BLOW HER OFF. 654 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:45,097 OH, WAIT. STOP, STOP, STOP. STOP RIGHT THERE. 655 00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:47,306 ANY DUDE WHO DISSES COURTNEY MUST DATE... 656 00:37:47,306 --> 00:37:49,684 THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS WOMEN ON EARTH. 657 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,937 WHOA, WHOA! 658 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,897 HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY? 659 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:56,149 WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU ARE THE MAN. 660 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,110 YOU ARE THE MAN! [ Laughs ] 661 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,904 DID HE SAY YOU'RE A FRAUD? 662 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:04,741 - I DON'T THINK YOU'VE BEEN WITH ANYONE. - [ Murmuring ] 663 00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:10,080 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE'S NOT JUST "ANYONE." 664 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,628 DUDE, THIS BABE'S GOT IT ALL. 665 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:21,591 - YES, SHE DOES. - I BET SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GUY HAPPY, HUH? 666 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:24,261 HEY, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, BUT, UM, 667 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:26,930 JOSEFINA'S WAITING FOR ME. 668 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:30,142 YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE. 669 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:32,185 DON'T MAKE ME DO CRAZY EYES. 670 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:34,813 [ Whip Snaps ] [ Gasping ] 671 00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:43,655 JOSEFINA. EXOTIC. ME GUSTA JOSEFINA. 672 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,574 GUYS, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? 673 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:52,538 YEAH, IF WE WANNA GET CHICKS, WE GOTTA WORK ON OUR AB'S. LET'S GO. COME ON. 674 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:55,500 COME ON. UP. READY? ONE, TWO-- [ Groans ] 675 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,713 I GOT IT, I GOT IT. CHECK ME OUT, BABY. BAT WINGS! 676 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:04,592 HEY, CHUMP CHANGE, GET DOWN. BACKBONES, BABY! WHOO! 677 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,138 - [ Engine Clicking ] - WATCH. THAT BIKE WON'T EVEN START. 678 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:10,932 HE TRASHED IT WHEN HE LANDED. 679 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:14,019 [ Clicking Continues ] PLEASE START. PLEASE START. 680 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,230 [ Engine Starts, Tires Screech ] 681 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,912 [ Engine Switches Off ] 682 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,915 IT'S A FULL-TIME JOB TRYIN' TO SAVE HIS BUTT. 683 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:44,174 I ALMOST GOT LAID! 684 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,551 WHOO, HOO! DID HE SAY "BRAKE"? 685 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:50,096 [ Screeching ] 686 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,682 WHOA! 687 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:58,855 - I ALMOST GOT LAID! HOO, HOO! - [ Laughing ] 688 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:03,276 ♪ SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMMA ♪ 689 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:06,571 ♪ JUST AS FINE AS SHE CAN BE ♪ 690 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:11,659 ♪ HEY, SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMMA ♪ 691 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,871 ♪ JUST AS FINE AS SHE CAN BE ♪ 692 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,789 ♪ HOO, HOO ♪ 693 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:21,294 - HEY, WAITING UP FOR ME, DAD? - YES, WE ARE. 694 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,462 "WE"? 695 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,050 HI. HEY. 696 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:30,845 UH, DAD, WHAT IS MISS PIERCE DOING HERE? 697 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:34,015 KIKI'S HERE TO HELP US. 698 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,142 - HELP US WITH WHAT? - AN INTERVENTION. 699 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:40,397 WE'RE SURROUNDIN' YOU WITH LOVE. 700 00:40:40,397 --> 00:40:42,523 NOW SIT. 701 00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:49,281 OKAY, DRAMATIC CHANGE IN APPEARANCE, LACK OF COMMUNICATION, 702 00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:51,324 ALTERED PATTERNS OF BEHAVIOR-- 703 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,285 WHAT ARE YA ON? 704 00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:55,828 [ Squeaks ] IS IT CRYSTAL METH? 705 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:59,624 IS IT THE CRANK? ARE YA RIDIN' THE WHITE PONY, SON? 706 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,751 [ Mouthing Words ] 707 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:04,670 UM, 708 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:07,840 NO, I'M NOT ON DRUGS, DAD, I-I'M--I'M HAPPY. 709 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,761 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN I-I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN, I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY. 710 00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:14,806 [ Squeaks ] IT OCCURS TO ME TO TELL YOU... 711 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:18,768 THAT "DE-NIAL" IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT! 712 00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,562 LOOK, SON, IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 713 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:24,649 I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT ALARMS GOIN' OFF AT WORK, 714 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:27,360 I MISSED THE ALARMS GOIN' OFF RIGHT HERE AT HOME. 715 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,072 BUT I'M GONNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU. COME MONDAY, I'M QUITTIN' MY JOB... 716 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,074 SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER 24-7. 717 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,828 - BUT, DAD, HOW WILL YOU PAY THE MORTGAGE? - I'LL SELL THE HOUSE. 718 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,497 DAD, DO NOT-- 719 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,583 I REPEAT, DO NOT DO THAT. 720 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:47,546 LOOK, SON, THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS, BUT WHEN THINGS GET TRULY BAD, 721 00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:50,258 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DRASTIC CHANGE-- 722 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:53,428 - COMPLETELY REVAMP EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE-- - [ Mouthing Words ] 723 00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,513 JUST TO GET WHAT YOU WANT. 724 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,640 BUT I DO UNDERSTAND THAT. I'M NOT SICK. 725 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,893 I'M REVAMPED. I'M REVAMPED. I'M REVAMPED. 726 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:06,107 IT'S VERY SWEET. UNDERNEATH THE TOURETTE'S AND THE CRANK, 727 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:09,652 HE STILL WANTS TO BE LIKE HIS DADDY. 728 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:16,159 I AM SO ONTO YOU. [ Muffled ] YOU ARE? 729 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:18,577 YOU PRETEND TO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS SCHOOL, 730 00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:22,040 BUT YOU TOTALLY GET OFF ON BEING A BAD-ASS. 731 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,542 [ Coughs ] OH. YOU CAUGHT ME. 732 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,545 YEAH, AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO USE YOU. 733 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:34,302 OKAY, BUT, UM, ONLY FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS. 734 00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:38,473 COME TO THE FOOTBALL GAME. OUR TEAM SUCKS, NOBODY SHOWS. 735 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,641 IT'S MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO SIT ON A CAR AND DRINK... 736 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,727 AND PUKE THAN IT IS TO WATCH A GAME. 737 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,980 IT'S HARD WORK PRETENDING NOT TO CARE. 738 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,941 YEAH, BUT IF YOU SHOWED UP MAYBE SOME OF THESE OTHER FOOLS WOULD TOO. 739 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,319 I'M IN. 740 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:55,407 [ Speaks Albanian ] YOU-YAM-WHAT? 741 00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:59,118 MY GRANDMOTHER'S ALBANIAN. IT MEANS "I OWE YOU ONE." 742 00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:06,292 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? JUST ASKING THE NEW GUY A FAVOR. 743 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:09,045 AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED FROM HIM? 744 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:12,048 OH, JUST THINGS I'M NOT GETTING ELSEWHERE. 745 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:16,844 ♪ [ Marching Band, Dissonant ] 746 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,435 [ Cheerleaders ] GO, FIGHT, WIN! 747 00:43:23,435 --> 00:43:25,644 GO, GO! 748 00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:27,646 FIGHT, FIGHT! 749 00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:31,443 WIN, WIN! GO, FIGHT, WIN! 750 00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:35,280 [ Counting Off Unenthusiastically ] 751 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,324 [ Danielle ] HERE WE GO, GUYS! COME ON! 752 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:40,326 COME ON, EAST HIGHLAND! 753 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,703 OKAY, READY? 754 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:45,248 [ Chanting ] ♪ HOW FUNKY IS YOUR CHICKEN ♪ 755 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:47,333 ♪ HOW LOOSE IS YOUR GOOSE ♪ 756 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,419 ♪ SO COME ON, EAST HIGHLAND ♪ 757 00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:52,380 SO DANIELLE FINALLY DRAGGED YOU OUT TO ONE OF THESE FOOTBALL GAMES. 758 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,258 I'M NOT AT THE GAME. I'M WITH YOU GUYS. 759 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,803 PLUS, I JUST LIKE TO WATCH HER JUMP AROUND. ♪ COME ON, EAST HIGHLAND ♪ 760 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,930 YEAH, RIGHT. 761 00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:02,974 [ Imitates Whip Cracking ] 762 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:06,018 [ Continues Imitating Whip ] RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! 763 00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:08,771 WILL YOU SHUT UP! MAN, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 764 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:15,694 ♪ EAST HIGHLAND BEND AND SHAKE YOUR CABOOSE ♪ 765 00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:19,115 WHOO! GO, EAST HIGHLAND! COME ON, EAST HIGHLAND! 766 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:21,117 COME ON! COME ON, PEOPLE. 767 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:24,287 GUYS? HELLO? 768 00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:32,337 [ Players ] ONE! [ Coach ] ONE, TWO, THREE! 769 00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,506 TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 770 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,597 [ Grunts ] 771 00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:45,558 GUYS, THIS IS BULLSHIT. WE HAVEN'T WON A GAME IN FIVE YEARS. 772 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:48,144 WE MIGHT AS WELL FORFEIT. WE'RE DEAD ANYWAY. 773 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:50,104 TEN-HUT! 774 00:45:00,697 --> 00:45:03,075 HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND. 775 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,045 DEAD? 776 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,381 DID YOU SAY DEAD? 777 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:20,301 ALL THIS HOO-HA ABOUT BEING DEAD AND NOT WANTING TO FIGHT... 778 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,094 AND STAYING OUT OF THE GAME... 779 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:24,556 IS A LOAD OF CRAP! 780 00:45:24,556 --> 00:45:29,185 DID WE GIVE UP WHEN PEARL HARBOR WAS BOMBED? 781 00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:32,104 I THOUGHT THAT MOVIE MADE MONEY. 782 00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:35,858 WE DIDN'T GIVE UP THEN, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA GIVE UP NOW! 783 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:40,488 AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TRADITIONALLY LOVE TO FIGHT. 784 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:45,284 ALL REAL FOOTBALL PLAYERS LOVE THE STING OF BATTLE! 785 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:47,828 THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS-- 786 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:53,000 [ Mutters ] I DON'T KNOW. FEAR ITSELF. 787 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,462 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 788 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,424 WHERE'S THE HUNGER? 789 00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:02,635 WHERE IS THE SCHOOL SPIRIT? 790 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:05,388 WASHINGTON HIGH? 791 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:07,473 WE'RE GONNA BEAT 'EM. 792 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:10,393 LINCOLN HIGH? 793 00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:12,729 WE'RE GONNA BEAT 'EM. 794 00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:14,647 HARDIN HIGH? 795 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,858 WE'RE GONNA BEAT 'EM. 796 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:20,903 YES! 797 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:22,905 LET'S DO IT! 798 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:26,492 LET'S... DO IT! 799 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,583 [ Grunts ] GO! [ Whinnies ] 800 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,794 THAT'S MY GODDAMN HORSE. 801 00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:39,297 HIT 'EM HIGH! HIT 'EM LOW! 802 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:44,636 [ All ] HIKE! 803 00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:46,845 ♪ HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM ♪ 804 00:46:46,845 --> 00:46:49,014 ♪ HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM ♪ ♪ HIT 'EM, G ♪ 805 00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:51,601 ♪ HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM ♪ 806 00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:54,437 ♪ HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU GON' DO ♪ 807 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:57,148 ♪ HIT 'EM HIGH ♪ ♪ HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM ♪ 808 00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,735 ♪ HIT 'EM LOW ♪ ♪ HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM, IT 'EM, HIT 'EM ♪ 809 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:04,572 ♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 810 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:20,004 [ Cheering ] [ Whistle Blows ] 811 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:23,716 - YES! - TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! 812 00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:26,511 YES! HOW ABOUT THAT, HIGHLANDER FANS? 813 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:30,139 THAT'S OUR FIRST VICTORY SINCE THE LAST BUSH WAS PRESIDENT! 814 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:33,850 - [ Bell Tolling ] - WE WON A GAME! WE WON A GAME! 815 00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:37,938 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WE ACTUALLY WON A GAME! 816 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,566 WHOO! 817 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,694 GO, HIGHLAND! 818 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:50,993 DANIELLE, WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON? 819 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,037 YOU'RE INSANE. BUT THANK YOU. 820 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:56,957 [ Speaks Albanian ] HOW'D YOU LEARN HOW TO SAY "YOU'RE WELCOME"? 821 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:59,794 FROM THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN THE ALBANIAN CHAT ROOM. 822 00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:03,005 OH, WHAT, YOU'RE IMPRESSED 'CAUSE THIS GUY SHOWED UP ON A HORSE? 823 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:05,257 NO, I'M IMPRESSED BECAUSE HE SHOWED UP FOR ME. 824 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:07,635 LET'S GO. 825 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:11,263 SHE JUST DISSED YOU AGAIN. 826 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,725 DUDE, DO YOU EVER SHUT UP? 827 00:48:18,855 --> 00:48:21,357 MOST GUYS WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD SHOPPING. 828 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,401 WELL, I'M NOT MOST GUYS. 829 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,486 YOU DID SAY SWIMSUITS, RIGHT? 830 00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:26,779 ♪ 831 00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:29,532 ♪ YEAH ♪ 832 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:34,662 ♪ 833 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:38,123 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ ♪ TELL ME THAT YOU WANT IT LISTEN ♪ 834 00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:40,459 ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE IT ♪ 835 00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:42,754 ♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU'RE WORKIN' IT ♪ 836 00:48:42,754 --> 00:48:44,756 ♪ AND MAYBE YOU CAN GO GET IT ♪ ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 837 00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:47,299 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ ♪ I KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT ♪ 838 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,926 ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE IT ♪ 839 00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,304 ♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU'RE WORKIN' IT ♪ ♪ HOW YOU'RE WORKIN' IT ♪ 840 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:54,306 ♪ AND MAYBE YOU CAN GO GET IT ♪ 841 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,059 ♪ GIRL, YOU MESSED UP WHEN YOU LET ME IN ♪ 842 00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,437 ♪ TOLD YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT YOU WANTED ME ♪ 843 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,647 ♪ THEN SHE CALLED ME UP AND HIT ME TO MY KNEES ♪ 844 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:04,316 ♪ TOLD ME YOU WERE LOOKIN' FOR A GUY LIKE ME ♪ 845 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:06,903 ♪ SO I SAID OH, NO, I'M THE ONE ♪ 846 00:49:06,903 --> 00:49:08,945 ♪ UNLESS SHORTY REALLY WANNA HAVE SOME FUN ♪ 847 00:49:08,945 --> 00:49:11,156 ♪ SHE SAID THAT SHE TOLD HER I WAS WHAT SHE WANT ♪ 848 00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:13,659 ♪ AND I PRAY YOU DON'T TRY TO RUN ♪ ♪ COME ON ♪ 849 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:15,952 ♪ I'M THE GUY IN YOUR DREAM THAT YOU HAD LAST NIGHT ♪ 850 00:49:15,952 --> 00:49:18,623 ♪ I'M THE BENZ WITH THE CHAINS THAT YOU WANNA DRIVE ♪ 851 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,875 ♪ I'M THE FOGGY LIGHT THAT'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT ♪ 852 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,085 ♪ GOT YOUR HOOD 'CAUSE I'M LIVIN' EVERY DAY IN LIGHT ♪ 853 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:26,255 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ ♪ I KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT LISTEN ♪ 854 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:28,466 ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE IT ♪ 855 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:31,427 ♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU'RE WORKIN' IT ♪ 856 00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,638 ♪ AND MAYBE YOU CAN GO GET IT ♪ ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 857 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:35,765 ♪ I KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT LISTEN ♪ ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 858 00:49:35,765 --> 00:49:38,392 ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE IT ♪ ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 859 00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:42,313 ♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU'RE WORKIN' IT ♪ 860 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:46,609 SORRY ABOUT THAT. I BEEN IN PRISON A LONG TIME. 861 00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:50,362 NOW, THIS IS REAL MUSIC. 862 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:53,240 SO, YOU'RE SAYING IF I LISTEN TO ALL THIS, I'LL GET YOU? 863 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,451 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT, A'RIGHT? 864 00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:59,371 DANIELLE. I DIDN'T SEE YOU COME IN. 865 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:01,457 OH. HEY, EMILY. 866 00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:04,877 - HOW'S IT GOIN'? - UH, GREAT. HOW ABOUT YOU? 867 00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:08,422 - GREAT. [ Giggles ] - [ Chuckles ] 868 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,549 UH, HEY, DO YOU HAVE THE NEW CREED CD? 869 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:16,096 YEAH. I-I'LL CHECK FOR YOU. 870 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,056 [ Sighs ] 871 00:50:18,056 --> 00:50:20,309 WHO WAS THAT? EMILY. 872 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:23,061 WE USED TO BE FRIENDS WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER. 873 00:50:23,061 --> 00:50:25,230 OH? WHAT HAPPENED? 874 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:29,109 I DON'T KNOW. I STARTED DATING CONNOR. YOU KNOW HOW THINGS GO. 875 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:31,236 I UNDERSTAND. 876 00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:33,990 OH, COME ON. YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE WHO WOULD DROP YOUR FRIENDS. 877 00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:35,908 [ Clerk ] ALL RIGHT, TIME TO GO. 878 00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:38,744 I'M SHOPPING HERE! YOU'RE NOT SHOPPING. 879 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:41,664 YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS SAME SONG FOR SIX HOURS. YOU'RE SQUATTING! 880 00:50:41,664 --> 00:50:45,125 LISTEN, BRO, I'VE HAD A BAD DAY. 881 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,252 SO SQUAT ON THIS, PUKE FACE! 882 00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:49,463 THAT'S IT. YOU'RE TOSSED. 883 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:52,424 SETH, YOU'RE NOT A BOUNCER ANYMORE. YOU'VE MOVED UP. 884 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:55,386 COME ON, MAN. WHO CAN TOSS HER BETTER THAN ME? 885 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,596 RELAX. COME ON, MAN! I'M SICK OF THIS! 886 00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:03,853 - DIZ! YOU MADE IT! - PERFECT TIMING! 887 00:51:03,853 --> 00:51:07,189 MAN, I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU NEVER CHECK THE E.Q. MESSAGE BOARDS ANYMORE. 888 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,442 GIL, DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE? 889 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:19,243 UH, NO. 890 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:29,378 LET'S GO. 891 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:42,934 [ P.A. System: Feedback ] 892 00:51:42,934 --> 00:51:46,353 IF ANYONE'S LOST A PAIR OF BALLS, WE HAVE FOUND THEM. 893 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:48,272 WAIT, THERE'S A NAME HERE. 894 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:52,443 DIZZY HARRISON, PLEASE PICK YOUR BALLS UP. AND SCROTUM. 895 00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:56,488 THAT'S BALLS AND SCROTUM AT COUNTER FIVE. 896 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:59,033 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE ALL THESE. 897 00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:02,036 THAT'S MY MICROPHONE! 898 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:05,706 OH, NO! WAIT! NO! 899 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:10,920 AAAH! [ Blow Lands ] 900 00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:15,591 HARRIS, GET YOUR PUNK ASS IN HERE! 901 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:20,054 [ Sobbing ] 902 00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,101 COLONEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 903 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:28,562 YOU STOLE MY HORSE, MAGGOT! 904 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:34,401 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE PENALTY IS IN THIS STATE FOR STEALING ANOTHER MAN'S HORSE? 905 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:36,236 DEATH? 906 00:52:37,113 --> 00:52:39,281 THIS ISN'T IRAQ, SON. 907 00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:42,576 BUT I CAN TELL YOU THERE'S PROBABLY A HEFTY FINE. 908 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:44,495 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 909 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:50,208 IT'S A BILL FOR MANURE CLEANUP, RESODDING THE FOOTBALL FIELD, 910 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:54,005 AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, SOMEBODY URINATED ALL OVER MRS. CAMPANELLA'S ROSE GARDEN. 911 00:52:54,005 --> 00:52:56,757 UH, THAT WAS ME, SIR. 912 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,970 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? 913 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:04,098 IT WAS ALL WORTH IT! 914 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:06,100 [ Both Laughing ] 915 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,560 COME HERE! COME HERE! 916 00:53:11,981 --> 00:53:16,902 THAT WAS OUR FIRST VICTORY IN FIVE YEARS, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! 917 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:20,238 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY OWN GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN' SON. [ Continues Laughing ] 918 00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:24,242 SIT DOWN. TAKE A LOAD OFF. 919 00:53:24,242 --> 00:53:27,245 WE GOT A PROBLEM. WE GOT A HOMECOMING DANCE COMING UP. 920 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:31,416 IT HAS BEEN THE MOST GOD-AWFUL EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED. 921 00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:33,836 RIGHT, COACH? I MEAN, AAH-H-H-H! 922 00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:36,839 YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS HOW WE MIGHT TURN THIS THING AROUND? 923 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:42,053 GOOD MUSIC? MUSIC! 924 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:45,848 HEY, THAT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA, SON. 925 00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:47,892 YOU SEE THAT? HEY! 926 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,852 WHAT KIND OF MUSIC? 927 00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:52,730 THE ONLY MUSIC WORTH BEING CALLED MUSIC. 928 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:54,815 I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT THE FUNK. 929 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,946 ♪ OHH, YEAH ♪ 930 00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,573 ♪ WHO ♪ 931 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,492 ♪ MR. BIG STUFF ♪ 932 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,996 ♪ WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ♪ 933 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:11,665 ♪ MR. BIG STUFF ♪ [ Sighs ] 934 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,792 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET MY LOVE ♪ 935 00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:18,005 HELLO? SINGING? 936 00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:21,092 WHO ARE WE KIDDING? WE CAN'T PLAY FUNK WITHOUT A BASS LINE. 937 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:23,010 OR BLACK GUYS. HEY. 938 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:25,637 WE'LL FIND SOMEONE. WE DON'T NEED DIZ. 939 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:29,265 OH, YOU DON'T? SO SOMEBODY ELSE IS GETTING YOU PAYING GIGS. 940 00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:33,520 WE'RE HEADLINING AT HOMECOMING TWO WEEKS FROM TONIGHT. 941 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,523 IS SOMEONE TALKING TO US? I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 942 00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:39,651 IT WAS DIZ. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 943 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:42,238 LOOK, I WAS AN ASSHOLE AT THE MALL. 944 00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:46,450 A WORLD-CLASS ASSHOLE. THEY'RE SCOUTING ME FOR ASSHOLE OLYMPICS. 945 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,285 I'M CARRYING THE TORCH. [ Chuckling ] 946 00:54:49,285 --> 00:54:51,705 COME ON, YOU GUYS. I'M SORRY. 947 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:54,625 I GOT NO GOOD EXCUSE FOR WHAT I DID. 948 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:57,669 IT'S NOT EASY BEING THE BIG BULL. 949 00:54:57,669 --> 00:55:01,673 YOU'RE THE BIG BULLSHIT. GIL'S THE BIG BULL. 950 00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:04,635 YEAH, BUT THAT'S ME. IS IT? 951 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:09,556 SO WHAT MAKES YOU ANY DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER HIGH SCHOOL THUG SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? 952 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:12,392 ♪ 953 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:16,147 ♪ I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD ♪ 954 00:55:16,147 --> 00:55:19,524 ♪ TO GET THESE TOWNS BEHIND ME ♪ 955 00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:21,568 ♪ AND I ♪ 956 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,780 ♪ WILL GLADLY REAP WHAT WE MAY SOW ♪ 957 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,949 ♪ I AM THERE FOR YOU ♪ 958 00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:29,534 ♪ AND YOU'RE THERE FOR ME ♪ 959 00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:34,748 ♪ I STOPPED BELIEVING ♪ 960 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,627 ♪ A LONG TIME AGO ♪ 961 00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:41,630 QUIT IT. IT WASN'T ME. 962 00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:43,799 THEN WHO WAS IT? HIM. 963 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:46,302 HI, GUYS. ED LIGGETT. TUBA. 964 00:55:46,302 --> 00:55:50,555 THE MARCHING BAND'S COLLECTING BOTTLES AND CANS FOR THE HOMELESS, 965 00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:53,433 IRONICALLY, TAKING AWAY THE ONLY JOB THE HOMELESS HAVE. 966 00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,894 ANY DONATION WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. 967 00:55:55,894 --> 00:56:00,732 HEY, BUDDY, YOU KNOW WHAT THE HOMELESS NEED? A MIDGET. 968 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,860 WHY WOULD THE HOMELESS NEED A MIDGET? 969 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,611 SHUT UP. 970 00:56:05,654 --> 00:56:08,199 HEY! QUIT IT! [ Shrieks ] 971 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,701 [ All Laughing ] 972 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:14,621 [ Shrieking Continues ] 973 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,584 - WHAT A THROW. - [ Shrieking Continues ] 974 00:56:28,468 --> 00:56:30,428 LITTLE ED, ARE YOU OKAY? 975 00:56:30,428 --> 00:56:32,931 Y-YEAH. I'M FROM A RODEO FAMILY. 976 00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:36,143 ♪ 977 00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:39,146 ♪ YOU REMEMBERED MY NAME. 978 00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:40,939 ♪ COME ON. 979 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:44,360 ♪ 980 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,612 ♪ INTO THIS MORNING LIGHT ♪ 981 00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:49,907 ♪ [ Continues ] 982 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:52,993 WHAT'S GIL DOING? HE'S TAKING HIM UP THE TOWER. 983 00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:57,373 ED LIGGETT'S GONNA GET HIS LITTLE ASS KICKED. 984 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:02,544 ♪ ANOTHER DAY ♪ 985 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,420 ♪ ARE YOU WAITING FOR ♪ 986 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:10,094 ♪ HEART IN HAND ♪ 987 00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:12,721 WHO IS THAT LITTLE DUDE? 988 00:57:14,265 --> 00:57:17,475 ♪ SEE ME WHERE I STAND ♪ 989 00:57:17,475 --> 00:57:20,520 HEY, CONNOR, WHAT DID ED EVER DO TO YOU? 990 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,941 ♪ HEART IN HAND ♪ 991 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,484 ♪ HEART IN HAND ♪ 992 00:57:26,484 --> 00:57:29,196 - ♪ IT'S ALL FOR A WOMAN ♪ - [ All Gasp ] 993 00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:31,823 ALL RIGHT, FREAK. [ Spits ] 994 00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:33,951 WE DON'T CALL PEOPLE THAT HERE. 995 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,912 ♪ [ Continues ] 996 00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:41,875 - DANIELLE. - [ Ed ] SHE'S GOING DOWN THERE WITH THE GEEKS. 997 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:47,172 EMILY. DANIELLE. 998 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,133 LOOK, EMILY-- 999 00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:51,343 I KNOW. [ Giggles ] 1000 00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:56,390 [ Applause, Cheering ] 1001 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:02,938 - YOU BACKED HIM INSTEAD OF ME. - CAUGHT THAT, DID YOU? 1002 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:06,358 THIS IS BULLSHIT, DANIELLE. MY GIRLFRIEND'S SUPPOSED TO BACK ME UP. 1003 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:09,778 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BACK YOU UP. 1004 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,738 FIND ONE. [ Students Gasp ] 1005 00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:16,493 I DON'T NEED YOU. I COULD HAVE ANYONE. 1006 00:58:18,287 --> 00:58:20,414 LOOK, MAN, 1007 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:23,417 I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY ME AND THE GUYS PISSED IN YOUR TUBA. 1008 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,961 YOU DID? YEAH. 1009 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:28,088 I THOUGHT IT TASTED FUNNY. 1010 00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:32,176 ♪ LOVE TO SEE YOU WHIP IT SURE COULD TREAT YOU RIGHT ♪ 1011 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:35,179 ♪ GIVE ME JUST A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME TONIGHT ♪ 1012 00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:37,597 ♪ WE'RE BOTH HERE TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪ 1013 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,850 ♪ [ Continues ] WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR THE HIGHLANDERS. 1014 00:58:42,102 --> 00:58:44,688 MARK'S GONNA HELP YOU PASS TRIG. HEY. 1015 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:49,693 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? 1016 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:53,489 "STOP, PLEASE. YOUR ASS IS CRUSHING MY HEAD"? 1017 00:58:53,489 --> 00:58:56,908 OH! WAS THAT YOU? ME. 1018 00:58:56,908 --> 00:59:00,371 - [ Grunts ] - [ Announcer ] HIGHLAND WINS AGAIN! 1019 00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:04,249 ♪ WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT RIGHT ♪ 1020 00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:07,794 ♪ WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT ALL NIGHT ♪ 1021 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:11,882 - ♪ WHAT'S YOUR TRIP, CHILD LET IT WHIP ♪ - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 1022 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:15,802 ♪ [ Continues ] 1023 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:20,015 HEY, COURTNEY, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A FEW OLD BUDDIES OF MINE. 1024 00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,767 HI, I'M... HAWK. 1025 00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:27,022 AND I'M... APACHE. 1026 00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:30,901 - YEAH, HAWK, APACHE AND I-- - SPENT TIME IN PRISON TOGETHER. 1027 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,903 MOSTLY IN THE SHOWER. 1028 00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:36,281 ♪ [ Continues ] 1029 00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:39,284 [ Announcer ] CAN'T YOU JUST SMELL THE PLAY-OFFS? 1030 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,412 BEFORE I MET GIL... 1031 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:44,789 I PROBABLY WOULD'VE JUST LOOKED AT YOU WITH DISGUST AND WALKED AWAY, 1032 00:59:44,789 --> 00:59:47,876 WIGGLING MY ASS JUST SO YOU'D KNOW WHAT YOU WERE MISSING. 1033 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:50,837 YEAH, WELL, THE UNIVERSE IS UPSIDE-DOWN. 1034 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,631 AND IN A FEW MINUTES YOU WILL BE TOO. 1035 00:59:53,631 --> 00:59:57,386 ♪ OOOH-OOH-OOH, LET IT WHIP WHIP IT, BABY ♪ 1036 00:59:57,386 --> 00:59:59,304 ♪ WHIP IT RIGHT ♪ ♪ LET IT WHIP ♪ 1037 00:59:59,304 --> 01:00:02,224 ♪ WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT ALL NIGHT ♪ 1038 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:05,561 ♪ LET IT WHIP GO ON, WHIP, GO ON, WHIP ♪ 1039 01:00:05,561 --> 01:00:09,398 ♪ LET'S WHIP IT, BABY CHILD, LET'S WHIP IT RIGHT ♪ [ Grunts ] 1040 01:00:09,398 --> 01:00:12,359 ♪ LET'S WHIP IT, BABY LET'S WHIP IT ALL NIGHT ♪ 1041 01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:15,987 ♪ WELL, WHAT'S YOUR TRIP NO, NO, CH-- ♪ 1042 01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:19,283 HEY, I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THIS SONG, A'RIGHT? 1043 01:00:19,283 --> 01:00:20,867 AAAAH! 1044 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,661 ♪ COME ON, WHIP COME ON, WHIP ♪ 1045 01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:25,956 - [ Whistle Blows ] - YEAH! 1046 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,750 ♪ WHIP IT RIGHT ♪ AAAH! 1047 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,669 - ♪ WHIP IT, BABY HIP IT ALL NIGHT ♪ - WHOO! 1048 01:00:31,669 --> 01:00:33,922 [ Roars ] 1049 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:38,093 ♪ THERE IS NO TIME TO LOSE ♪ 1050 01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:41,679 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE I CHOOSE ♪ 1051 01:00:41,679 --> 01:00:45,934 - ♪ YOU'RE THE RIGHT ONE O CHOOSE, WHOO-HOO ♪ - GUYS! HEY, BABY! 1052 01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:50,188 ♪ LET IT WHIP WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT RIGHT ♪ 1053 01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:53,567 - TOUCHDOWN! - ♪ WHIP IT, BABY HIP IT ALL NIGHT ♪ 1054 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:56,069 ♪ SUCH A TRIP ♪ ♪ NO, NO, CHILD ♪ 1055 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,113 ♪ LET IT WHIP ♪ 1056 01:00:58,113 --> 01:01:01,658 - ♪ COME ON, WHIP OME ON, WHIP ♪ - GO, DANNY! 1057 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,536 DANCE, DANNY, DANCE! ♪ WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT RIGHT ♪ 1058 01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:08,081 ♪ LET IT WHIP ♪ ♪ WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT ALL NIGHT ♪ 1059 01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:11,543 ♪ SUCH A TRIP ♪ ♪ NO, NO, CHILD ♪ 1060 01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:15,046 ♪ LET IT WHIP ♪ [ Announcer ] UNBELIEVABLE! 1061 01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:18,509 WE'RE GOING TO THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP! 1062 01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:22,304 [ Gunshot ] [ Announcer ] THE HIGHLANDERS ARE ON FIRE! 1063 01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:30,228 WHOA. A LITTLE SPILL. 1064 01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:34,608 REMEMBER-- TURN, DON'T BURN. 1065 01:01:39,904 --> 01:01:43,283 SON, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WHEN YOU GO OFF TO COLLEGE, 1066 01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:47,745 ME AND THIS HOUSE ROLL WITH YOU. 1067 01:01:47,745 --> 01:01:50,290 DAD, DO NOT-- 1068 01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:53,877 I REPEAT, DO NOT DO THAT. 1069 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:56,004 [ Shrieking ] 1070 01:01:56,004 --> 01:02:00,467 JUST ROLL AROUND, DAD. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT. [ Shrieking Continues ] 1071 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:14,189 ♪ 1072 01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:17,442 - WE'RE CLOSED. - HEY, IT'S OKAY. HE'S WITH ME. 1073 01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:18,527 ♪ 1074 01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:20,445 ♪ ANDALE. 1075 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:27,369 ♪ 1076 01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:35,001 ♪ WELL, I SPENT A LIFETIME LOOKIN' FOR YOU ♪ 1077 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,963 ♪ [ Continues ] 1078 01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:41,966 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT. IT'S THE BEST PART ABOUT WORKING AT THIS PLACE. 1079 01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:44,553 I GET TO RIDE THE BULL FOR FREE. 1080 01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:48,515 AND I GET A LOT OF GOOD TIPS FOR WEARING A BANDANNA AS A SHIRT. 1081 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:51,643 - WATCH IT, HOODLUM. - THAT'S ESTELLE. 1082 01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:54,605 SHE MUST LIKE YOU. HI, ESTELLE. 1083 01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:56,607 - OHH! - HI. 1084 01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:00,611 DON'T MIND ESTELLE. SHE'S LIKE MY BIG SISTER. 1085 01:03:00,611 --> 01:03:02,987 SHE WORRIES. 1086 01:03:02,987 --> 01:03:06,408 WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE WORRIED ABOUT? THAT I'LL END UP LIKE MY MOM. 1087 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:09,453 WORKING THE DAY SHIFT HERE AND RAISING THREE KIDS BY MYSELF. 1088 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,955 I DIDN'T KNOW ALL THAT. 1089 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:14,416 WELL, IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE WHITE TRASH CLICHES AROUND HERE. 1090 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:18,211 - WELL, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU. - YOU'RE NOT? THAT'S A RELIEF. 1091 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:20,422 - YOU WANT A PAD? - FOR WHAT? 1092 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:23,091 - [ Groaning ] - ESTELLE! 1093 01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:25,051 [ Grunting ] LOOK... DANIELLE... 1094 01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:28,012 IF I CAN DO WHAT I'VE DONE, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 1095 01:03:28,012 --> 01:03:31,891 - I WISH I HAD THE CONFIDENCE YOU HAVE. - DON'T EVER WISH THAT. 1096 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,645 WHY? YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE. 1097 01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:38,482 [ Continues Grunting ] BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, DANIELLE. 1098 01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:40,400 BEFORE I CAME TO EAST HIGHLAND-- 1099 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,569 HEY! 1100 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,488 [ Groans ] 1101 01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,533 YOU GET GOOD DISTANCE WITH THE SKINNY ONES. 1102 01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:50,744 GIL, ARE YOU OKAY? 1103 01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:53,497 THAT'S JUST IT. I'M NOT-- 1104 01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,915 HERMANO! 1105 01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:01,588 THEY KILLED PACO! PACO? 1106 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,715 PACO! 1107 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,593 AH, PACO. 1108 01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:09,554 UM, AMIGO GRANDE. SI! 1109 01:04:10,639 --> 01:04:13,975 LAS ARAÑAS NEGRAS. 1110 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,896 BLACK SPIDERS. 1111 01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:27,280 [ Speaking Spanish ] 1112 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,868 HEY. 1113 01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:35,330 DANIELLE, SEE THIS TATTOO? 1114 01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:39,083 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT. 1115 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:43,004 THERE'S SOME THINGS ABOUT ME THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT. 1116 01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:47,091 GIL, IT DOESN'T MATTER. ANYTHING YOU DID IN YOUR PAST, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 1117 01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:50,011 LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT NOW. 1118 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:54,349 BUT I'M REALLY DIZZY. 1119 01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:56,309 [ Chuckles ] SO AM I. 1120 01:04:56,309 --> 01:04:59,771 - [ Whip Cracks ] - SHE'S GOING TO COLLEGE, PUNK. 1121 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:03,191 HEY, LADY, NOBODY'S STOPPING HER. 1122 01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:06,778 THAT'S A BUZZKILL. GOOD NIGHT, ESTELLE. 1123 01:05:06,778 --> 01:05:10,407 SO, YOU READY FOR STATE FINALS TOMORROW? HEY, ALL I DO IS RIDE A HORSE. 1124 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:13,410 YEAH, WELL, I'M WORRIED. THOSE DRILLERS CAN BE BRUTAL. 1125 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,912 THE DRILLERS? 1126 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,122 YEAH. ROCKY CREEK HIGH. YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? 1127 01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:20,166 I DO. 1128 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:23,294 UM, LOOK, DANIELLE, UH-- 1129 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:26,130 I CAN'T GO TO THAT GAME. I HATE THAT SCHOOL. 1130 01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:28,717 HOW CAN YOU NOT COME? 1131 01:05:28,717 --> 01:05:31,803 IT'S COMPLICATED. 1132 01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:35,056 I HATE THAT SCHOOL TOO, BUT IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP NOBODY WILL. 1133 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,434 PLEASE DON'T BAIL NOW. 1134 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,146 [ Announcer ] LET'S WELCOME OUR UNDEFEATED... 1135 01:05:42,146 --> 01:05:45,358 - STATE CHAMPIONS, - YEAH! DRILLERS! 1136 01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,611 THE ROCKY CREEK DRILLERS, [ Crowd Cheering ] 1137 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:50,196 AND THEIR OPPONENTS, FROM EAST HIGHLAND HIGH, 1138 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:52,783 [ Haltingly ] THE HIGHLANDERS. 1139 01:05:52,783 --> 01:05:55,285 [ Cheering Stops ] 1140 01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:58,996 I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE KILT-WEARIN' WUSSIES AREN'T GONNA SHOW UP. 1141 01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:03,752 ♪ [ Bagpipes, Faint ] 1142 01:06:03,752 --> 01:06:06,630 [ Murmuring ] 1143 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:13,678 ♪ 1144 01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:32,155 [ Cheering, Shouting ] 1145 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:48,755 HOLD! 1146 01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:54,552 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1147 01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:09,066 ♪ WELL, I'M AN OUTSIDER OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING ♪ 1148 01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:11,027 ♪ I'M AN OUTSIDER ♪ 1149 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:14,405 ♪ OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING ♪ 1150 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,157 ♪ [ Continues ] [ Whinnies ] 1151 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:18,785 [ Bagpipes Squeaking ] 1152 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:21,287 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ♪ 1153 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,874 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU KNO-O-OW ♪ 1154 01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:28,252 ♪ [ Continues ] COME ON! GO! GO! HURRY! GO! GO! 1155 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,007 ♪ I'M AN OUTSIDER ♪ 1156 01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:34,133 ♪ OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING ♪ [ Whistle Blows ] 1157 01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:37,387 ♪ [ Marching Band ] [ Announcer ] MY, OH, MY! 1158 01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:40,264 WHAT A MIRACULOUS, MOMENTOUS OCCASION... 1159 01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:42,684 IN HIGHLANDER HISTORY, SPORTS FANS! 1160 01:07:42,684 --> 01:07:48,023 WITH JUST EIGHT TICKS LEFT ON THE CLOCK, THE SCORE IS TIED 24-ALL. 1161 01:07:48,023 --> 01:07:52,694 THE DRILLERS HAVE THE BALL ON THE 50-YARD LINE AND THERE'S ONLY TIME FOR ONE LAST PLAY. 1162 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:57,741 IF THE HIGHLANDERS CAN STOP THE DRILLERS, WE'RE LOOKING AT OVERTIME! 1163 01:08:00,911 --> 01:08:02,954 WHO'S THAT LITTLE DUDE? 1164 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:07,083 [ Whistle Blows ] 1165 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,252 [ Twins Shouting ] LET'S GO, HIGHLAND! 1166 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:13,464 [ Twins Shouting ] LET'S GO, HIGHLAND! 1167 01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:16,426 THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY FOR TEXAS 5-A FOOTBALL... 1168 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,345 SINCE BACK IN '93 WHEN JOHNSON KILLED KENNEDY! 1169 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,891 ♪ [ Marching Band Continues ] 1170 01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:27,979 [ Chanting ] R.C.! R.C.! 1171 01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,773 COME ON, HIGHLAND! 1172 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:31,733 YEAH! YEAH! 1173 01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,735 YEAH! YEAH! HIGHLAND! 1174 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:37,238 [ Both ] HIGHLAND! YEAH! 1175 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:39,240 DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1176 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:43,244 - THEIR TEAM ISN'T KILLING US, THEIR FANS ARE! - WHOO! 1177 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:46,081 - WHOO! - GET YOUR HEADS IN THE GAME AND LET'S CONCENTRATE! 1178 01:08:46,081 --> 01:08:48,374 YO, MAN, WE GOTTA SPLIT LEFT. 1179 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:52,128 QUICK TOSS 29 ON ONE. ON ONE. DUNCAN GETS THE BALL. 1180 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,380 NO WAY, ASSHOLE. NOT DUNCAN. 1181 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,674 MY TEAM, MY GAME, MY CHAMPIONSHIP, MY BALL! 1182 01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:01,805 JUST DO YOUR JOB. I'LL DO THE REST. 1183 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:08,603 - WATCH THE BACK! WATCH THE BACK! - RED 71 DOWN! 1184 01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:11,606 GO, ROCKY CREEK! GO, ROCKY CREEK! 1185 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:14,233 GO, ROCKY CREEK! YEAH! 1186 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:16,820 GO, ROCKY CREEK! GO, ROCKY CREEK! 1187 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:21,324 WHOO! ROCKY! 1188 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:26,871 AAH! GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE, ROCKY CREEK! 1189 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:31,709 - DEFENSE! DEFENSE! - [ Crowd Joins In Chanting ] DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1190 01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:35,546 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1191 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:39,717 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1192 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:43,346 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1193 01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:46,474 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1194 01:09:46,474 --> 01:09:50,311 [ Horse Whinnying ] 1195 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:54,273 [ Crowd Chanting ] DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1196 01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:56,609 - [ Announcer ] FUMBLE! - [ Crowd Gasping, Shouting ] 1197 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,530 WHOO! 1198 01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:07,244 WHOA! 1199 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:24,179 [ Announcer ] HIGHLAND WINS! 1200 01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:28,933 [ Horse Whinnying ] GO, HIGHLAND! GO, HIGHLAND! 1201 01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:41,612 THIS IS FOR YOU, SON. 1202 01:10:41,612 --> 01:10:43,781 THANK YOU. 1203 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,453 GO, HIGHLAND! 1204 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:51,581 WHOO! 1205 01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:59,089 NO-O-O-O-O! 1206 01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:03,093 IS THAT-- 1207 01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:11,726 ♪ [ Cheering Continues ] 1208 01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:16,355 ♪ 1209 01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:19,901 ♪ 8:00 WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND I'M WAITIN' ♪ 1210 01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:23,487 ♪ TO FINALLY TALK TO A GIRL A LITTLE COOLER THAN ME ♪ 1211 01:11:23,487 --> 01:11:25,156 ♪ HER NAME IS NOVA ♪ 1212 01:11:25,156 --> 01:11:27,533 ♪ SHE'S A ROCKER WITH A NOSE RING ♪ 1213 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:31,079 ♪ SHE WEARS A TWO-WAY BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS ♪ 1214 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:33,539 HELLO-- WHOA! ♪ AND WHEN SHE WALKS ♪ 1215 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:38,002 ♪ OH, THE WIND BLOWS AND THE ANGELS SING ♪ HI! 1216 01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,088 ♪ SHE DOESN'T NOTICE ME-- ♪ 1217 01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:42,006 ♪ [ Off ] HEY! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1218 01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:44,217 HEY, DIZZY DIPSHIT! 1219 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:46,427 [ All Murmuring ] WHERE ARE YOU? 1220 01:11:46,427 --> 01:11:48,345 YO, DIPSHIT! 1221 01:11:49,889 --> 01:11:52,100 HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY? 1222 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:55,436 HOW'S IT GOIN', BARCLAY? WHO IS THIS GUY, GIL? 1223 01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:56,980 JUST AN OLD FRIEND. 1224 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,023 ANY FRIEND OF GIL'S IS A FRIEND OF MINE. 1225 01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,900 I'M TRAVIS. LONNIE. PETE. 1226 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,777 ED LIGGETT, TUBA. 1227 01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:03,945 HOW YOU DOIN', MAN? 1228 01:12:05,989 --> 01:12:06,948 [ Shrieks, crash ] 1229 01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,866 BETTER NOW. 1230 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:11,995 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? SO I TOSSED A FREAK. 1231 01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:14,330 EXCUSE ME, BUT WE DISCOURAGE NAME-CALLING AROUND HERE. 1232 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:18,417 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - YOU STOLE MY STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, ASSHOLE! 1233 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:22,755 AGAIN, LET ME REMIND YOU, IF YOU MUST TALK LIKE THAT I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 1234 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:26,550 OH, I'M LEAVING... AS SOON AS I TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR LEADER. 1235 01:12:26,550 --> 01:12:30,763 - WE KNOW HE WAS IN PRISON. WE FORGIVE HIM. - PRISON? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? 1236 01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:33,766 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY BOY, THAT DOESN'T FLY AROU-- 1237 01:12:34,892 --> 01:12:36,769 OKAY, YOU GUYS, BACK IT UP. 1238 01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,523 THIS IS MY FIGHT. 1239 01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:44,068 OH, BABY, COME ON. MAKE MY DAY. 1240 01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:47,030 GET HIM! [ All Yelling ] 1241 01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:49,365 [ Barclay Screaming ] [ Fabric Tearing ] 1242 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:52,368 I'M GONNA GO WILD ON YOUR ASS! 1243 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:54,912 TAKE THIS! AND THIS! [ Barclay Screams ] 1244 01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:57,456 [ Fabric Tearing ] 1245 01:12:57,456 --> 01:13:00,126 ♪ SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ♪ 1246 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:03,504 ♪ SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ♪ 1247 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:07,342 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ♪ 1248 01:13:07,342 --> 01:13:10,345 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS ♪ 1249 01:13:10,345 --> 01:13:12,263 [ Groans ] 1250 01:13:14,307 --> 01:13:16,517 I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW. 1251 01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:22,023 ♪ [ Rock ] 1252 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:27,695 DIZ, SOMEBODY SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT OUR BAND. 1253 01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:29,864 HELLO. I THINK THAT WAS US. 1254 01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:33,284 BUT HALF OF ROCKY CREEK IS OUT THERE. WHAT? HOW DID THEY HEAR? 1255 01:13:33,284 --> 01:13:36,120 - HEY, GUYS. CHECK THIS OUT. - "CREED"? 1256 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:39,498 WHAT IDIOT WOULD FALL FOR THIS? THERE'S A CAFETERIA MENU ON THE OTHER SIDE. 1257 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,418 HEY, ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE V.I.P. ROOM IS? 1258 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,420 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. HELLO. 1259 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,381 THANK YOU. [ Microphone Feedback ] 1260 01:13:46,381 --> 01:13:48,841 WHO DID THAT? QUIET. HEY, FAT ASS! 1261 01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:50,927 UH, HI. 1262 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:55,556 UH, WELL, I DIDN'T THINK I'D LIVE TO SEE US WIN THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 1263 01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:57,641 [ Cheering ] 1264 01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:04,148 QUIET! 1265 01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:06,609 UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1266 01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:08,861 SUBURBAN FUNK. 1267 01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:28,672 WE CAN DO THIS. 1268 01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:41,436 ♪ HEY, DO IT NOW ♪ 1269 01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:46,357 ♪ YEAH, HEY ♪ 1270 01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:52,029 ♪ ONCE I WAS A BOOGIE SINGER ♪ 1271 01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:57,493 ♪ PLAYIN' IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND ♪ 1272 01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:01,538 [ Nora ] ♪ I NEVER HAD NO PROBLEMS, NO ♪ 1273 01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:06,210 ♪ BURNIN' DOWN THE ONE-NIGHT STAND ♪ 1274 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:10,006 ♪ AND I DECIDED QUICKLY YES, I DID ♪ 1275 01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:13,301 ♪ TO DISCO DOWN AND CHECK OUT THE SHOW ♪ 1276 01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:16,929 ♪ AND THEY WERE DANCIN' AND SINGIN' ♪ 1277 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:19,265 ♪ AND MOVIN' TO THE GROOVIN' ♪ 1278 01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:21,476 ♪ AND JUST WHEN IT HIT ME ♪ 1279 01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:24,061 ♪ SOMEBODY TURNED AROUND AND SHOUTED ♪ 1280 01:15:24,061 --> 01:15:27,398 ♪ PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY ♪ 1281 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:32,653 ♪ PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC RIGHT ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 1282 01:15:32,653 --> 01:15:36,366 ♪ PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY ♪ 1283 01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:39,035 ♪ LAY DOWN THE BOOGIE ♪ 1284 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:41,787 ♪ AND PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC TILL YOU DIE ♪ 1285 01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:43,956 ♪ [ Stops ] [ Equipment Feedback ] 1286 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:46,417 [ Connor ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CREED... 1287 01:15:49,753 --> 01:15:53,466 WILL NOT BE HERE TONIGHT-- REPEAT, WILL NOT BE HERE TONIGHT. 1288 01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,968 AND DROP CURTAIN. 1289 01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:59,555 CUE. 1290 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:03,726 [ Whimpering ] MRS. WHITMAN, IT'S MY, UM-- MY P-- 1291 01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:06,812 [ Mrs. Whitman ] IT'S MINE NOW! NO, MRS.-- YOU'RE-- 1292 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,356 [ Cracks ] [ All Gasp ] 1293 01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:11,567 YO, EAST HIGHLAND, YOU KNOW GIL HARRIS. 1294 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,861 [ Cheering ] 1295 01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:16,655 HEY, ROCKY CREEK, YOU REMEMBER DIZ HARRISON. 1296 01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:19,658 - [ Muffled Yelling ] - [ Barclay ] GUESS WHAT, FOLKS. 1297 01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:22,078 GIL AND DIZ ARE THE SAME GUY. 1298 01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:24,914 [ Students Murmuring ] 1299 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:27,458 [ All Gasping ] [ Barclay ] HE MADE FOOLS OF ALL OF YOU. 1300 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:30,294 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK HIM YOURSELF. 1301 01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:33,256 MAYBE FOR ONCE HE'LL TELL THE TRUTH. 1302 01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:35,466 [ All Shouting ] THIS SUCKS! WHAT'S GOING ON? 1303 01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:38,969 - HEY, HEY, HEY! - NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1304 01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:41,138 I CAN HANDLE THIS. 1305 01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:44,517 UM, LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN. 1306 01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:47,019 [ Booing, Shouting ] 1307 01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:50,231 [ Whistle Blows ] 1308 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:52,400 BOO! [ Shouting Continues ] 1309 01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:57,071 [ All Gasp, Shouting Stops ] 1310 01:16:57,071 --> 01:16:59,073 LET THE BROTHER SPEAK. LUTHER! 1311 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:01,992 IT'S NOT JUST LUTHER. SPIDERS. 1312 01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:03,994 YOU PLAY MY KIND OF MUSIC. 1313 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:07,331 [ Feedback ] HEY! [ Chuckles ] 1314 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:10,543 HEY, RED. OUT OF THE WAY, RED. 1315 01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:13,170 I BEEN IN THE PEN QUITE A WHILE. [ Whimpering ] 1316 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:16,215 EVERYTHING YOU SAW ON THAT SCREEN... 1317 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:19,343 WAS COMPLETELY TRUE. 1318 01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:22,555 - [ Gasping, Murmuring ] - [ Giggling ] 1319 01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:24,723 THEY'RE RIGHT. I'M A LIAR. 1320 01:17:24,723 --> 01:17:27,184 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1321 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:29,937 WELL, ACTUALLY, I DO KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1322 01:17:29,937 --> 01:17:32,523 [ Sniffing ] I WAS TRYING TO BECOME... 1323 01:17:32,523 --> 01:17:36,193 SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST A BLIP ON THE RADAR SCREEN. 1324 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,362 SO I MADE SOMEONE UP. 1325 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:40,697 SOMEONE I THOUGHT YOU'D ALL LIKE. 1326 01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:45,328 AND ALL BECAUSE... 1327 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:48,164 I CARED MORE ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THOUGHT OF ME... 1328 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,957 THAN ABOUT WHAT I THOUGHT OF ME. 1329 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:52,209 [ Sniffling ] 1330 01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:54,920 - BUT I'D BET I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON HERE... - HOLD ME, BABY. 1331 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,006 WHO'S EVER LET THAT HAPPEN. 1332 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,924 WHAT THE HELL'S THIS? 1333 01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:01,093 [ Murmuring Continues ] BROKE DICK! 1334 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:04,054 BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! 1335 01:18:04,054 --> 01:18:07,850 [ Connor, Barclay, Crowd ] BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! 1336 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:11,687 BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! 1337 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:15,483 - BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! - YOU'D BETTER COME SCOOP UP YOUR FRIEND. 1338 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,153 [ Shotgun Cocks ] MOVE IT! 1339 01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:22,823 [ Students Continue Shouting ] 1340 01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:28,329 ANYBODY GOT A STAPLE GUN? 1341 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:33,083 [ Together ] WHO'S THE BITCH NOW? 1342 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:35,878 DIZ! OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE BLEEDING. 1343 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:38,964 MY NOSE! THE CROWD OUT THERE, THEY'RE ANIMALS. 1344 01:18:38,964 --> 01:18:43,678 NO, ANIMALS ARE KINDER. THEY DON'T BOO WHEN THEY'RE KILLING SOMETHING. 1345 01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:46,389 OW! OW. 1346 01:18:47,848 --> 01:18:50,309 DIZ, YOU ARE AMAZING. 1347 01:18:50,309 --> 01:18:54,480 ♪ 1348 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:57,774 ♪ YOU CAME ALONG AND STOLE MY HEART ♪ WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 1349 01:18:57,774 --> 01:19:01,529 CAN'T I APPRECIATE YOU? ♪ WHEN YOU ENTERED MY LIFE ♪ 1350 01:19:01,529 --> 01:19:04,198 YOU'RE SCARING ME. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? ♪ OOH, GIRL ♪ 1351 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:06,534 ♪ YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES WANNA MAKE YOU MY WIFE ♪ YOU INSPIRE ME. 1352 01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:09,870 I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR THE LONGEST TIME. 1353 01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:12,831 ♪ OOOH ♪ I HAVE TO LET SOMEBODY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM. 1354 01:19:12,831 --> 01:19:16,502 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ UM, YOU KNOW, NORA, I CAN'T-- 1355 01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:18,421 [ Grunting, Moaning ] 1356 01:19:22,966 --> 01:19:25,135 BETTER THAN PLAYSTATION 2? 1357 01:19:25,969 --> 01:19:27,888 NOW IT IS. 1358 01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:30,474 YO, I GUESS IT'S ME AND YOU, MAN. 1359 01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:32,518 AND US. AND US. 1360 01:19:32,518 --> 01:19:34,228 AND ME. 1361 01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:36,480 [ Grunting, Moaning Continues ] 1362 01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:41,652 WOULD YOU TWO GET A ROOM? 1363 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:44,530 I'M SORRY. 1364 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:46,574 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU. 1365 01:19:46,574 --> 01:19:48,867 BROKE DICK SEEMS TO BE POPULAR. 1366 01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:51,328 YOU'RE THE BIGGEST LIAR I'VE EVER MET. 1367 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:55,082 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M A LIAR. 1368 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,878 [ Danielle Sighs ] 1369 01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:02,465 YOU KNOW, THEY CALLED ME DAN THE MAN. 1370 01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:04,592 WHAT? YEAH. 1371 01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:07,386 OF COURSE, THAT WAS BEFORE I LOST THE BRACES AND GREW MY BOOBS. 1372 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:09,930 THEN I BECAME DANIELLE THE BODY. 1373 01:20:09,930 --> 01:20:13,768 I DROPPED ALL THE FRIENDS I EVER HAD BECAUSE THEY LOOKED LIKE THE OLD ME. 1374 01:20:13,768 --> 01:20:16,979 VERY SELFISH AND MEAN, 1375 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:20,399 BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED SO BADLY TO FIT IN. 1376 01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:23,319 BEEN THERE. 1377 01:20:24,779 --> 01:20:26,739 DO YOU EVEN RIDE THE MOTORCYCLE? 1378 01:20:28,198 --> 01:20:30,367 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO. 1379 01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:33,954 BUT IT USUALLY TAKES A STATION WAGON OR A BUSH TO STOP ME. 1380 01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:37,541 SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 1381 01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:41,170 DON'T ASK ME. THE LAST PLAN I HAD BLEW UP PRETTY BADLY. 1382 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:43,380 YEAH, NO KIDDIN'. 1383 01:20:46,801 --> 01:20:49,470 [ Speaks Albanian ] 1384 01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:57,060 [ Students Laughing ] 1385 01:20:59,814 --> 01:21:01,857 [ Both Grunting ] 1386 01:21:08,322 --> 01:21:12,409 ♪ SO, YOU SEE, I SAVED HIS NARROW BEHIND... 1387 01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:15,037 ♪ AND HE GOT TO KISS THE GIRL. 1388 01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:17,247 ♪ I HOPE THAT INSPIRES YOU. 1389 01:21:17,247 --> 01:21:20,793 ♪ IT HAS. IT'S TAUGHT ME A LOT. 1390 01:21:20,793 --> 01:21:25,381 IT'S EASY FOR A MAN LIKE MYSELF TO FORGET WHAT MOST POOR SLOBS WILL DO TO GET A WOMAN. 1391 01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:29,176 ♪ I'M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE ♪ 1392 01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:31,178 MY FAULT. I TALK TOO MUCH. 1393 01:21:31,178 --> 01:21:33,848 [ Bleep ] THAT REALLY DID BURN ME. SORRY. 1394 01:21:33,848 --> 01:21:35,558 ♪ NOBODY CARES ♪ 1395 01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:38,811 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALONE IN THE WORLD AND ♪ 1396 01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:41,605 ♪ NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE IN THE WORLD ♪ OH, GOD. 1397 01:21:41,605 --> 01:21:44,483 YOU OKAY? THAT ONE CLIPPED IT, DUDE. 1398 01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:48,028 ♪ I'M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE ♪ 1399 01:21:48,028 --> 01:21:52,032 ♪ I'M JUST A KID I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIR ♪ 1400 01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:55,828 ♪ NOBODY CARES 'CAUSE I'M ALONE AND THE WORLD IS ♪ 1401 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:57,371 ♪ HAVING MORE FUN THAN ME ♪ 1402 01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:59,623 THAT'S WHY I WANT TO USE YOU. 1403 01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,959 [ Crew Laughing ] 1404 01:22:04,628 --> 01:22:06,547 ♪ MAYBE WHEN THE NIGHT IS DEAD ♪ 1405 01:22:06,547 --> 01:22:10,259 ♪ I'LL CRAWL INTO MY BED ♪ ♪ [ Continues ] 1406 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:13,220 YOU STARIN' AT MY JANET? NO. NO WAY, MAN. 1407 01:22:13,220 --> 01:22:16,223 SHALL WE DO THAT AGAIN? 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE [ Bleep ] I SAID. 1408 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:18,350 [ Garbled Nonsense ] 1409 01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:22,979 CUT. I'M SORRY. THAT SUCKED. 1410 01:22:22,979 --> 01:22:25,357 ♪ HERE ON MY OWN ♪ 1411 01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:28,235 ♪ AND HERE IT GOES I'M JUST A KID ♪ 1412 01:22:28,235 --> 01:22:30,279 ♪ AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE ♪ 1413 01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:32,489 ♪ I'M JUST A KID ♪ 1414 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:34,784 ♪ I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIR ♪ 1415 01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:36,535 MAN, LOOK AT THAT! 1416 01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:38,662 OHH! 1417 01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:41,415 [ All Yelling ] 1418 01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:45,836 DON'T GIVE THEM MERCY-- 1419 01:22:49,924 --> 01:22:53,385 OH, GOD, I BLEW THE LINE. 1420 01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:56,722 CHECK ME OUT! BAT WINGS! WHOO! 1421 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:58,724 WHOA! CUT! CUT! 1422 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:01,143 ♪ IT'S THE WORST NIGHT EVER ♪ 1423 01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:04,563 YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED? I NEED THREE GALLONS OF MINERAL WATER. 1424 01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:06,857 I NEED ABOUT 16 MARTINI OLIVES. 1425 01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:11,320 AND I NEED ENOUGH HUMMUS TO COVER THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S ENTIRE BODY. 1426 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,156 - YOU GOT THAT? - [ Whimpers ] 1427 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,326 [ Together ] WHO'S THE BITCH NOW? 1428 01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:20,871 HEY, MAN, YOU GOT A SMOKE, MAN? 1429 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:23,415 ♪ I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIR ♪ 1430 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:28,712 ♪ NOBODY CARES 'CAUSE I'M ALONE IN THE WORLD TONIGHT ♪ 1431 01:23:28,712 --> 01:23:31,047 HOW YOU DOING? [ Grunts ] 1432 01:23:31,047 --> 01:23:33,968 BETTER NOW. OOH! OKAY, CUT! 1433 01:23:54,905 --> 01:23:57,449 [ Whinnies ] 1434 01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:01,286 ♪ [ Funk ] 1435 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:07,710 ♪ 1436 01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:13,131 ♪ UH-OH! UH-OH! 1437 01:24:13,131 --> 01:24:16,510 [ Grunts, Rapping ] ♪ YOU DON'T KNOW ME, DO YA ♪ NO. 1438 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:17,928 ♪ BUT I BET YOU RECOGNIZE ME WHEN I START TO BRING IT TO YA ♪ 1439 01:24:17,928 --> 01:24:20,305 ♪ I AIN'T FROM AROUND HERE ♪ 1440 01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:22,140 ♪ AND THIS IS WHAT I MISS IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT OUT HERE ♪ 1441 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:24,518 ♪ THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY WATCH ME ♪ 1442 01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:26,311 ♪ DON'T WORRY WHEN I FINISH WITH THE MUMBLE MAKE 'EM JOCK ME ♪ 1443 01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:28,731 ♪ YOU CAN'T HELP YOU CAN'T STOP ME ♪ 1444 01:24:28,731 --> 01:24:30,315 ♪ YO KNOW YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M SWINGIN' LIKE ROCKY ♪ 1445 01:24:30,315 --> 01:24:32,401 ♪ YOU CAN SNAP THOSE TWO FEET ♪ 1446 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,944 ♪ THE GIRLS GOT TO BE BOMB THEY CALLIN' ME NEW MEAT ♪ 1447 01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:35,946 ♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS LADY ♪ 1448 01:24:35,946 --> 01:24:37,322 ♪ BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA GRAB HOLD OF ME, BABY ♪ 1449 01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:39,324 ♪ SHE'LL SAY, "OH, NO" ♪ 1450 01:24:39,324 --> 01:24:40,784 ♪ UNTIL I SHOW HER ATTENTION SAY, "OH, LORD" ♪ 1451 01:24:40,784 --> 01:24:43,037 ♪ DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY ♪ 1452 01:24:43,037 --> 01:24:44,830 ♪ THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL BE KNOCKIN' OUT THE SIDE ♪ 1453 01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:46,707 ♪ THAT AIN'T HARD FOR THE NEW GUY ♪ 1454 01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:48,000 ♪ YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GON' HIT IT, HUH ♪ 1455 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,044 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1456 01:24:50,044 --> 01:24:51,503 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1457 01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:53,672 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1458 01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:55,173 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1459 01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:57,551 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1460 01:24:57,551 --> 01:24:59,053 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1461 01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:01,055 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1462 01:25:01,055 --> 01:25:02,932 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1463 01:25:02,932 --> 01:25:04,683 ♪ 1464 01:25:17,947 --> 01:25:23,326 ♪ 1465 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:25,120 ♪ CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES ♪ 1466 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,371 ♪ DID YOU GET IT DON'T SEE YOU NO MORE ♪ 1467 01:25:26,371 --> 01:25:28,707 ♪ DON'T COME AROUND HERE ♪ 1468 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,751 ♪ UNLESS YOU'RE DOIN' WHAT I'M DOIN' TO THE MAN RIGHT HERE ♪ 1469 01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:33,378 ♪ YOU CAN PRACTICE TILL YOU GET TIGHT ♪ 1470 01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:35,047 ♪ YOU CAN STAND IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR ALL NIGHT TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT ♪ 1471 01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:37,049 ♪ TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH YA ♪ 1472 01:25:37,049 --> 01:25:38,759 ♪ WOULDN'T HAVE NO SOUL BUT AN AFRO COMB TO YA ♪ 1473 01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:41,136 ♪ ABOUT TO TEACH YA HOW TO TALK ♪ 1474 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:42,972 ♪ GOTTA MOVE YOUR LEGS 'FORE THE SISTER SHOW YOU HOW TO ROLL ♪ 1475 01:25:42,972 --> 01:25:45,057 ♪ DIP A LITTLE BIT MOVE YOUR NECK ♪ 1476 01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:46,725 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T CATCH A RHYTHM IN A NET ♪ 1477 01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:49,061 ♪ YOU'RE ALL BEAT WITH NO STANCE ♪ 1478 01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:50,729 ♪ CAN'T SING, CAN'T DANCE CAN'T JUMP 'CAUSE YOU OFF BALANCE ♪ 1479 01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:52,898 ♪ GOTTA LISTEN TO THE GROOVE ♪ 1480 01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:54,149 ♪ THAT'S IF YOU EVER COULD CALL YOURSELF NEW AND IMPROVED ♪ 1481 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:55,275 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1482 01:25:55,275 --> 01:25:56,693 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1483 01:25:56,693 --> 01:25:58,779 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1484 01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:00,322 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1485 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,825 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1486 01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:04,076 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1487 01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:06,202 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1488 01:26:06,202 --> 01:26:08,246 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1489 01:26:08,246 --> 01:26:14,377 ♪ 1490 01:26:18,214 --> 01:26:24,346 ♪ 1491 01:26:28,224 --> 01:26:34,356 ♪ 1492 01:26:38,276 --> 01:26:43,365 ♪ 1493 01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:47,410 ♪ TELL ME WHO YOU KNOW WHO RAP ALBUM FULL OF SINGLES ♪ 1494 01:26:47,410 --> 01:26:49,412 ♪ WE'RE READY TO PLAY 'CAN'T SING MY JINGLE ♪ 1495 01:26:49,412 --> 01:26:51,581 ♪ YOUR MAMA TELL 'EM DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS ♪ 1496 01:26:51,581 --> 01:26:53,416 ♪ WHEN THE VIDEO COME ON HEY, LET 'EM SING "DANGER" ♪ 1497 01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:55,169 ♪ THEY GO OUTSIDE AND SHAKE A FEATHER ♪ 1498 01:26:55,169 --> 01:26:56,879 ♪ JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BREAK IT ♪ 1499 01:26:56,879 --> 01:26:58,922 ♪ RHYMIN', SIGNIN' BEHIND THE BEAT ♪ 1500 01:26:58,922 --> 01:27:00,924 ♪ SO IF YOU HEAR 'EM CURSIN' DON'T BLAME IT ON ME ♪ 1501 01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:02,843 ♪ STAND ON STAGE LOOKIN' GOOD IN THE LIGHT ♪ 1502 01:27:02,843 --> 01:27:04,636 ♪ A YOUNG BLACK RAPPER I DO ALL RIGHT ♪ 1503 01:27:04,636 --> 01:27:06,388 ♪ AND YOU CAN FEEL THE KIDS A-KICKIN' HIS SONGS ♪ 1504 01:27:06,388 --> 01:27:07,973 ♪ AND WHEN I'M ON THE MIC I CAN'T DO NO WRONG ♪ 1505 01:27:07,973 --> 01:27:10,475 ♪ I BREAK 'EM OFF I DO MY THANG ♪ 1506 01:27:10,475 --> 01:27:12,394 ♪ TREND-SETTER CUTTIN' UP AIN'T NOTHIN' GON' CHANGE ♪ 1507 01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:14,563 ♪ I TEAR DOWN A DISC BREAK FOR TWO ♪ 1508 01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:15,898 ♪ AND NOW I'M PAYIN' MY DUES I WISH THEY WOULD CALL ME NEW ♪ 1509 01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:17,066 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1510 01:27:17,066 --> 01:27:18,567 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1511 01:27:18,567 --> 01:27:20,777 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1512 01:27:20,777 --> 01:27:22,154 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1513 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,614 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1514 01:27:24,614 --> 01:27:26,116 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1515 01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:27,951 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1516 01:27:27,951 --> 01:27:29,995 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1517 01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:36,126 ♪ 1518 01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:46,136 ♪ 1519 01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:56,105 ♪ 1520 01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:06,865 ♪ 1521 01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:09,201 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1522 01:28:09,201 --> 01:28:10,702 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1523 01:28:10,702 --> 01:28:12,829 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1524 01:28:12,829 --> 01:28:14,289 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1525 01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,666 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1526 01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,043 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1527 01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:20,170 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1528 01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:21,922 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1529 01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:24,007 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 1530 01:28:24,007 --> 01:28:25,550 ♪ WATCH ME ♪ 1531 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,761 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS ♪ 1532 01:28:27,761 --> 01:28:29,179 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF ♪ 1533 01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:30,305 ♪ GET UP ON THIS ♪ 115432

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