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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, that's a new one.
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Uh, what's happening on
the table, old-man-wise?
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His back is
killing him.
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Lying on a hard surface
seems to help.
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I'll tell you the thing
that scares me:
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I can't see the
pepper shaker.
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What are you doing?
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Just grabbing
100 bucks.
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What do you need
100 bucks for?
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Well, for your
information,
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I was going to
buy you a gift.
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Really? What?
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A ruby.
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You know, if you're
going to lie to me,
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you might want
to take 5 minutes
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and get a game plan.
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There's a pool at work
on the fight tonight.
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Deacon and I are going
to buy a box together.
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So you're going to
gamble with the money.
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Hey! Life's
a gamble, huh?
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I believe you took
a gamble on me,
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and things turned out
pretty well.
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High jackpot!
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Okay, you want to chug a beer
before I slap a no on you?
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DOUG: Hey, I earn more than half
the money in this house.
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I think I should have some
say in how it's spent!
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Aah! God!
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You can't throw 100 bucks
away on a fight!
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We need a lot of things
around here.
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My dad needs a new bed,
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the roof is totally
leaking in the attic,
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so the money, honey,
goes back in the can.
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Here.
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This should
keep you busy.
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I gotta go.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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MR. PRUZAN: Carrie.
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There's no mineral water
in my mini fridge.
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And this morning, my bagel
was as hard as a rock.
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Your thoughts?
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Um, I'm sorry?
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Well, sorry, doesn't soften
my bagel, does it?
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No, it does not.
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I'll tell you what--
tomorrow, bagel softness
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will be my top priority.
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Good, Carrie,
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because you're
better than this.
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Thanks.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Mr. Pruzan's office.
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Um...yes,
actually he is.
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Okay. I'll tell him.
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Uh, Mr. Kaplan, uh,
that was Margie.
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She wanted me to tell you
that she couldn't get you
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and the clients in
for dinner at Bella Luna,
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so she booked you
in the restaurant
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downstairs for 4
at 7:30.
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Oh, beaver dam!
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Bella Luna's
the only place
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you can hear
yourself talk.
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You know what?
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Let me try something.
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That place downstairs...
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the waiters are
always singing
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Happy Birthday
to some idiot.
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Hi. Bella Luna?
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Yes, hi. I'm calling
for Mr. Kaplan.
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Yeah, he needs to
change his reservation
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from 7:00 to 7:30.
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What do you mean...
you don't have it?
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Well...well, is there
any way you can say
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it was the restaurant's
fault?
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I'd hate to lose my job.
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I just--
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I just, um, relocated here
with my 2 kids.
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Brandon is 6 and Ty is 2.
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And I promised them new shoes.
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Really?
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Okay. Thank you
so much. Okay.
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You're all set.
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That was some pretty
impressive lying.
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Well, you work for
lawyers long enough...
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's charming!
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You know, actually,
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Margie's leaving
the firm.
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She's going into
the party balloon game.
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How'd you like to come
to work for me?
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Oh, my god,
Mr. Kaplan,
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I would love
to work for you,
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but I--I kind of work
for Mr. Pruzan.
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Well...you could work
for the head of the firm
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or the guy who's
47 people below me.
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Your call.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BELL DINGS]
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SPORTS ANNOUNCER:
Here comes Soscio,
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looking strong.
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This is it, man.
This is our round!
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Soscio knocks him
out here,
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we win 5 grand!
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SPORTS ANNOUNCER:
And Soscio tanks him
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with a right hook!
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Come on, baby!
Make us rich!
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[SOFTLY]
Would you shut up?
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Carrie doesn't know
I took the money
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to make the bet!
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Then why didn't we watch
it at my place?
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Because I have
real food here.
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All you ever have
is fruit.
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No way I'm watching boxing
while eating a nectarine.
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SPORTS ANNOUNCER:
Soscio delivers a strong
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right hook to the jaw!
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Mercer is down!
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-CARRIE: Hey, guys.
-Hey, hon.
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Honey, I'm going to go
catch a spinning class.
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All right.
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ANNOUNCER:
He's not getting up!
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Looks likethis one is over!
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[DOUG LAUGHING SOFTLY]
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All right.
Love you.
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Yeah, love you, too
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Well! Maybe I shouldn't
go to a spinning class.
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[LAUGHING]
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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-We just won 5 grand!
-Yeah!
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*5 gs! 5 gs!Dougie just got 5 gs!*
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[CHUCKLING]
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I got to stop.
I got a cramp.
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How great is this,
man?
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I already know
my first purchase.
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I'm getting a
George Foreman Grill,
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but I'm getting it
totally customized!
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With LoJack, in case
it gets stolen!
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I'm getting
a DVD player,
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kiss ass surround
sound, and a horse!
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Yeah! I'm getting
a horse, too!
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Check that!
I want a zebra!
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And a lion to hunt it
down and eat it!
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Whoo!
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Wait a second.
I just realized something.
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What?
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I can't get anything
with the money!
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Carrie will know
I took it.
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She'll kill me!
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She's not going to get
mad when you tell her
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you won $2,500.
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Oh, she'll get mad,
and bonus.
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I can kiss that money
good-bye.
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She'll be fixing the roof,
getting Arthur a new bed...
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she's selfish like that.
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Oh, God.
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I can't get
anything either.
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-Why not?
-I'm in the middle of a divorce.
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I buy anything new,
and Kelly will
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show up at my place
with a U-Haul.
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Damn it!
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Damn it!
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All right.
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We just won $5,000.
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There's got to be
an upside to this.
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Ooh, you know what
I'm going to do?
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My mom's birthday's
coming up,
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and she's always
wanted to go
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on a cruise.
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I think I'm going
to get that for her.
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Or--or--or...
and hear me out on this,
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what if we take
the money
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and just turn tomorrow
into the best day ever?
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We do whatever
we want to do,
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we eat whatever
we want to eat,
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we go wherever
we want to go,
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we eat whatever
we want to eat.
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I got that one.
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The point is...
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we just blow the money
in one day,
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with nothing
to show for it
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except the smiles
on our faces.
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That's pretty tempting,
but I think I should get
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my mom that cruise.
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[BLOWS]
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Come on, man! It's
a nice thing to do.
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Yeah, it's nice.
You'renice.
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You'retoonice.
That's the problem!
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Come on, man!
We're blue-collar guys.
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We go to work,
we pay our bills,
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we're always doing
the right thing.
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When's it our time,
Deacon, huh?
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Come on, man.
Take a leap!
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Let tomorrow
be the day we drink
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a tall glass
of freedom.
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Well...can it be
Wednesday?
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Because I've
got an eye doctor
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appointment tomorrow.
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I can roll with that.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Bring it.
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Money in the house.
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Look at it, man.
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It's beautiful.
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You wanna sew it
all together,
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make underwear
out of it?
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We're gonna need like
$10,000 for that.
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All right.
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It's 8:00 a.m. now.
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Carrie gets home
at 7:00 p.m.
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That gives us
14 hours.
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No, that gives us
11 hours.
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Good catch, guy,
good catch.
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Okay. Wanna start
with a little breakfast?
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Bet these lobsters
thought they were
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going to live at least
until lunch, huh?
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Oh, man. This steak is great.
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DOUG: By another one.
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In fact, get a whole bunch.
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We'll see
if we can rebuild a cow.
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Hey, hey! After this,
you want to rent
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a news chopper
and do phony traffic reports?
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Or we could hire people
to just tickle us!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh, hey, could
you back us up
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-on the shrimp cocktail?
-You got it.
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Thanks,
and, uh, here.
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Go buy yourself
something pretty.
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-[GIGGLES]
-DOUG: Got a question for you.
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How much would it
cost to have
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Will Smith
and Tyne Daly
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make out
in front of us?
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Um...not sure.
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How about Eddie Money?
You think he'd play
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in my living room?
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Don't know.
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Oh, but you could
ask him.
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He's here all the time.
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Hey, how about Pesci?
What do you think
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he'd charge to
smack us around?
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WOMAN: Oh, I think
he'd smackyouaround
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-for free.
-DEACON: Oh! Beautiful!
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That's worth
another Jackson.
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Here you go!
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[LAUGHTER]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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SINGER: *I've got two ticketsto paradise*
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*Won't you pack your bags,we'll leave tonight*
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*I've got two ticketsto paradise*
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*I've got two ticketsto paradise*
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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How great is this!
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Oh, this is
off the hook!
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-How much we got left?
-Uh...
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$4,400.
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We've only spent
600 bucks?
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-The day's half over.
-We got to get moving!
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I know! Time to
kick it up a notch.
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All right.
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What's up, ladies.
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00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,640
You like the wheels?
261
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,230
I had this baby custom made.
262
00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:51,650
Easy, player. It says for rent
on the license plate.
263
00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:04,280
SINGER: *Pack your bags,we'll leave tonight*
264
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,750
*I've got two ticketsto paradise*
265
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,590
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
266
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,640
Hey, Carrie.
267
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,560
Hi, Mr. Pruzan.
268
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,240
By the way...
269
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,650
you reserved me
on court 2.
270
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,110
I wanted court 3,
with the glass wall.
271
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,280
I have pretty
nice calves,
272
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,450
and I don't mind
showing them off.
273
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,330
I quit.
274
00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,420
Come again?
275
00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:53,670
Yeah...another
opportunity--
276
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:56,210
Wait. Is this about
that bagel business
277
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,250
yesterday?
278
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,420
Well, it's just--
279
00:11:58,460 --> 00:11:59,760
MR. PRUZAN: I'm very
sorry about that.
280
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,340
No matter how hard
that bagel was--
281
00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,590
and it was
shockingly hard--
282
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,180
it doesn't excuse
my behavior.
283
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,640
No, it's just that Mr. Kaplan
offered me a job.
284
00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:11,810
Well!
285
00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:13,770
I hope you enjoyed
climbing up my back
286
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,230
to the top.
287
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,150
Okay. You know what?
Don't get upset.
288
00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:18,190
MR. PRUZAN: Upset! No!
289
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,610
I'm totally okay
with this.
290
00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:20,900
Believe it or not,
my life doesn't
291
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,320
revolve around
Carrie Heffernan.
292
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,450
Tell me what I did.
293
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,450
Nothing.
It's just, you know,
294
00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:30,250
this is a good
opportunity for me.
295
00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:31,410
That's all.
296
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,460
I see.
297
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,790
So will you...get me
my hot dog today?
298
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,880
Or is that one
of the reasons
299
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,500
you despise me?
300
00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:43,880
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
301
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,510
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
302
00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:50,600
[RADIO PLAYING]
303
00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:56,650
Oh, crap!
That's Carrie!
304
00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:58,230
[TIRES SQUEAL]
305
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,860
-She saw me!
-She didn't see you.
306
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,700
I am so dead!
307
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:08,700
I got to come clean
308
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,040
before Carrie
nails me on this!
309
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,040
If--if you
don't mind...
310
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,290
I'd like to blame
most of this on you.
311
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,750
You are not
dropping out.
312
00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,080
You talked me into this,
and now I don't have
313
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,750
enough money to get my mom
a cruise anymore,
314
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,590
so suck it up!
315
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:21,760
-What if she saw me?
-You know what?
316
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,590
You are just one
sorry piece of woman.
317
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,760
[DOUG SIGHS]
318
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,090
If you're so worried,
just give Carrie a call.
319
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,180
Feel her out.
320
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,060
Yeah. You know what?
I'll do that.
321
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,890
[PHONE RINGS]
322
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,350
Mr. Pruzan's office.
323
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,400
DOUG:Hey, Car.It's me, just...
324
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,940
just at work.
325
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,150
Hang on a second.
Hey, Chuck!
326
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:44,150
Lift
with your legs, man!
327
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,070
Look, I'm really busy
right now, okay?
328
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:49,120
I'll talk to you
when I get home, Doug.
329
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,240
Oh, my god!
330
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,120
What happened?
331
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,750
I couldn't get a read--
she hung up too fast--
332
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:56,920
but she sounded
kind of mad.
333
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,880
She always sounds
kind of mad.
334
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:06,260
Hey, Arthur. What's...
what's going on?
335
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,640
Let's see...you're
home on a work day,
336
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,930
there's a red Ferrari
in the driveway,
337
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:13,100
and there's a pile
of cash on the table.
338
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:16,270
I don't know what's going on,
but I want in!
339
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,280
[THINKING]Why do I alwaysget the fat ones?
340
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,320
[THINKING]Oh, great.Another old guy.
341
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,120
[THINKING]Oh!
342
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,870
I got mea cocoa dream boat!
343
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,960
ARTHUR: Ooh!
344
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,830
Oh, this sure beats
the bejesus out of
345
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,290
lying on the dining
room table.
346
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,130
Oh, be careful
of the cyst there.
347
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,470
-She could blow.
-Arthur, is there any way
348
00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:49,800
that you
couldnottalk?
349
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,050
Well, excuse me for
enjoying a nice rubdown.
350
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,720
Ooh!
351
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,230
Oh, you certainly know
how to work a buttocks.
352
00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,390
Oh!
353
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,810
Could you do something
about the old man?
354
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,310
Carrie saw me.
I know she did.
355
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,150
If you have a problem
with me, Palmer,
356
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,230
-say it to my face!
-I got a problem with you.
357
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,400
Any time you want to dance,
big man, I'm ready!
358
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,700
She called me Doug.
359
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,990
Why are you
still on this?
360
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,370
Because people don't
use people's names,
361
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:14,780
unless they're mad.
I know I'm Doug.
362
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,830
She knows I'm Doug.
363
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,830
-Why say Doug?
-I want a steak.
364
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,250
Shut it uppie!
365
00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,870
-She doesn't know.
-ARTHUR: Yeah.
366
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,330
If you want to keep it
that way, you better think
367
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,340
a little more
about keeping me happy.
368
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,750
Oh, this is marvelous!
369
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,210
Nothing like steak
and a hot cup of coffee.
370
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,340
I know we gotta get rid
of a lot of money,
371
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:36,930
but I got meat hitting
other meat right about here.
372
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,810
I'll just leave this here.
Whenever you're ready.
373
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,270
Thank you.
Okay.
374
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,810
$310? That's it?
375
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,190
We just cannot get
rid of this money!
376
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:47,480
Arthur, you want
anything else?
377
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,400
A round of king crab claws?
A brandy?
378
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,860
No, thanks,
but on the way home,
379
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,160
I'd love to stop by
380
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,740
for a small cone
at Dairy Queen.
381
00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:59,790
Great.
That's 85 cents.
382
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:03,040
That's the big one.
I don't want the big one.
383
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,500
Would you
stop talking? Okay?
384
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:05,880
Look, we've got
to spend this money,
385
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,000
get this day
over with.
386
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,210
-What do you want to do?
-DOUG: I...
387
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,550
Hey, look who
just walked in.
388
00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:16,010
MONEY: *Turned up the musicjust as loud as it could go*
389
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:19,220
*Blew out the speakersin her daddy's radio*
390
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,930
*She was shakin'*
391
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,100
BOTH:
*Oh oh ooo oh*
392
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,900
*Snappin' her fingers*
393
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,900
DOUG AND DEACON:
*Oh oh ooo oh*
394
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:31,490
*Movin' up and down,around, around*
395
00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:33,110
*She was*
396
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,910
*Shakin'*
397
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,540
Who is this man?
398
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,950
It's Eddie Money.
399
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,790
Oh. I once knew
a Lou Money.
400
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,040
That's great.
401
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,210
All right, you know,
I'm going to have
402
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,420
to wrap this up.
Carrie's getting home
403
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,510
in less than
an hour.
404
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,090
That was--that was
great, guys.
405
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,880
-*She was shakin'*
-DOUG: All righty.
406
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,140
*Snapping her fingers*
407
00:16:58,430 --> 00:16:59,430
Well, hello, Carrie.
408
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:01,470
Oh! Hi, Mr. Kaplan.
409
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,230
Um, I just want
to say I'm excited
410
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,150
about coming
to work for you.
411
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:12,570
Oh, about that.
412
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:15,110
Marjorie's balloon
business didn't pan out.
413
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,990
It turns out she's
allergic to helium,
414
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,120
so until they discover
another gas
415
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,240
that's lighter than air,
416
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,830
she'll be staying put.
417
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,290
Sorry, kiddo.
418
00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:25,960
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
419
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,010
Isn't this your floor?
420
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,260
Sure is.
421
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,190
Um, Mr. Pruzan.
422
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:49,480
I heard.
423
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,580
*Save a little roomin your heart for me*
424
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,960
-Hey, where are you going?
-I'm leaving.
425
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,210
The man refused to play
any of my requests.
426
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,580
-He didn't know them!
-Please!
427
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,130
Everyone knows
Little Brown Jug!
428
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,340
Oh, no. He's going
for the sax again.
429
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,510
His last solo was,
like, 10 minutes.
430
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:21,260
Hey, Eddie.
Ed--Mr. Money.
431
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,890
Hey, Eddie! Eddie!
Eddie!
432
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,180
-Yo.
-Sorry, man.
433
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,480
Look, you guys,
you guys sound great.
434
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,600
You know,
you, too, Tommy.
435
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,480
You're wonderful.
The thing is,
436
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,980
my wife is coming home
and long story short,
437
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,270
I just--
I need you guys to go.
438
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,440
So here's your
money--hey!
439
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,110
Money
for money, huh?
440
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,490
I don't follow.
441
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,120
Okay, well, here you
go anyway.
442
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,200
There you go.
443
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,910
Thanks for coming.
444
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,240
You guys drive
safe now, okay?
445
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,500
-[PLAYS SAX]
-Yeah!
446
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:49,120
-MONEY: *Shakin'*
-Yeah!
447
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,540
Thank God it's over!
448
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,380
[SARCASTICALLY]
Super day. A lot of fun.
449
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,590
All right, let's just
check this place,
450
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,710
make sure there's
no evidence
451
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,920
lying around.
452
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,050
You know, everything
looks cool.
453
00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:59,180
I gave the rest
of the cash
454
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,470
to Eddie Money,
455
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:04,220
and--oh, my god!
456
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,310
Oh, my god! I never
replaced the $100!
457
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:07,390
What?
458
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:08,730
The money I took
in the first place!
459
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:10,100
I--I was going
to put it back
460
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,440
in there now, but...
461
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,610
I gave it
all to him!
462
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,730
-Lend me 100 bucks!
-No way!
463
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,190
Come on, man!
Carrie will kill me!
464
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,570
DEACON: No! I'm taking
the money I have left,
465
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:18,990
and I'm buying
something for my mom.
466
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:21,070
What's the point now?
She wanted a cruise.
467
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:23,120
Anything less will be
a total letdown.
468
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,950
You know what?
I'd flush this cash
469
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:27,160
down the toilet before
I gave it to you.
470
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,960
You know, I, uh...
471
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,750
I could just
take it from you.
472
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:34,090
Uh-huh.
473
00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:36,380
That is certainly
something I'd like to see.
474
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,300
What's the delay?
475
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,020
Didn't think so.
476
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:49,600
Aah!
477
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,980
[THUMP]
478
00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:56,020
[GRUNTING]
479
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,530
Arthur! Arthur!
Do you have any cash?
480
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:03,660
-No.
-Oh, God, I need 100 bucks!
481
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,450
Well, I've got
something worth...
482
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:07,540
nearly that:
483
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:08,580
a pair of ice skates
484
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,330
actually worn by
Mr. Dick Button.
485
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:31,180
Oh, damn key!
486
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,440
God!
487
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,160
[SOFTLY]
Oh, God!
488
00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:04,220
-Hey!
-Hey, Doug.
489
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,720
So get this.
490
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,720
I leave Pruzan to go
to work for Mr. Kaplan,
491
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,850
but then it turns
out Mr. Kaplan
492
00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:12,140
doesn't need me,
493
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:13,440
So then I have to go
back to Pruzan.
494
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,730
It was unbelievable.
495
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:15,770
So how was your day?
496
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,060
Oh, same old,
same old.
497
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,310
You know...
498
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,230
ding-dong,
here's your box.
499
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,700
You know, I saw a guy
in a Ferrari today.
500
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:27,870
Looked
a lot like you.
501
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:30,160
Yeah, well, I thought
I saw you, too,
502
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,290
but it was a skinny,
Chinese guy.
503
00:21:31,330 --> 00:21:33,080
What a world, huh?
504
00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:40,420
[SOFTLY]
Oh!
505
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:42,260
Splinter!
506
00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:52,140
Department
of Motor Vehicles?
507
00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:07,530
What?
508
00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:10,660
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