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* My eyesare gettin' weary *
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* My back is gettin' tight *
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* I'm sittin' herein traffic *
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* On the Queensboro Bridgetonight *
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* But I don't care,'cause all I want to do *
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* Is cash my check and driveright home to you *
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* 'Cause, baby,all my life *
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* I will be drivin' hometo you *
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[**]
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I'm home.
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Doug?
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Dad?
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Anyone?
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Hello?
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Oh, good Lord.
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Doug?
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Why are you back
in the house?
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Did you forget your keys?
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It's 6:30.
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I have been at work
for 11 hours.
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Wow.
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Have you even
been up?
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Have you done
anything today?
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I'm gonna level
with you, honey.
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This one got away
from me.
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Oh.
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Well, at least you had
your daily pizza.
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Did I?
I thought
I dreamt that.
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No. That's very real.
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So are the Fritos
on our bed.
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I was gonna clean that up,
but then...I didn't.
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For godsakes, Doug,
look at yourself.
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What difference
does it make
how I look?
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I'm on strike.
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I have no one to see,
nothing to do.
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It wouldn't kill you
to call me once in a while.
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I tried, but the phone
has been busy all day.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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I was on hold
to talk to Baba Booey.
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This is really
disgusting.
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Oh...
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Well, I'm glad to see
that you got
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your cardio workout in.
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Hey, at least
I got the mail.
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Doug, look, I know
the strike has been
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very, very hard
on you,
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but you have to pull
yourself out of
this nosedive.
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All right.
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No, no.
Not all right.
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Honey, I love you
so much,
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so please, please,
please...
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believe me when
I tell you this.
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You smell.
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Is it me?
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I thought that was
the toppings.
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We're going to Deacon
and Kelly's for dinner,
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so I want you
to get up, OK?
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Get in the shower...
Come on, honey.
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And give yourself
a nice scraping.
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All right.
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And shave.
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No. No, I like
the beard.
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I'm gonna keep this.
I worked hard on it.
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Yes, and you did
a beautiful job--
first-rate.
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Now shave it.
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Hey, down there.
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Got some dinner for you.
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Oh, there you are,
darling.
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Could you give me
the time, the date,
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and the month.
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You couldn't come up
with one of those
on your own?
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I'm just trying to set
this damn watch.
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It keeps flashing all 9s
since I bought it.
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All right.
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There's a clock.
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There's a calendar.
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Go nuts.
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Wow. According
to this,
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Jesus is coming
tomorrow.
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That'sJesus
the furnace guy.
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So, other than falling
into a wrinkle in time,
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how was your day?
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Well, I woke up
and I figured
I had 2 options--
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either wallow
in self-pity
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or seize the day
and clip articles.
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Good for you, Dad.
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I found some
riveting stuff.
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I can now recommend
a clothing-optional
bed-and-breakfast
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in Spokane, Washington,
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and a fascinating piece
on "What people earn."
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Anyway, a manila folder
awaits you
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buxom with knowledge.
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So did you spend
any time with Doug?
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No.
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Why, was he home?
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Yes.
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How can you two
spend the whole day
in the same house
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and not see each other?
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What can I tell you,
darling?
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For a big man,
he moves on cat's feet.
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Hello.
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Oh, God.
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What? I shaved.
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All right.
Forget it.
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Let's just go, Elvis.
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[IMITATING ELVIS]
Thank you very much.
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Yeah, yeah.
Funny, funny.
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That's funny.
Let's go.
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Hey.
Hi.
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Come on in.
Dinner's about
20 minutes off.
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Think you could
stay awake that long?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Shut-off.
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So, where's
my cocoa dream boy?
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He's in the bedroom
with the kids.
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Thank you.
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Well, he's looking
very Scottish.
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That's putting it nicely.
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How's Deac?
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A mess.
You wanna trade?
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Uh... yeah.
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Come on.
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Reach for
the cat dancer.
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That's right.
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Ah, don't make
Daddy get up.
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Solidarity,
my union brother.
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Hey.
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Nice.
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Back at ya.
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[DOUG LAUGHS]
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So what'd you, uh...
do today?
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You're looking
at it.
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You?
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I rested.
Mmm.
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Ah, yeah,
here it goes,
here it goes.
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[AUDIENCE ON TV AHHS]
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"Just set it and forget it."
"Just set it and forget it."
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And it's getting
worse every day.
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Last night,
he fell asleep
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with a chicken wing
in his mouth.
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Looked like a snake
swallowing its dinner.
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So, how's Deacon doing?
Oh, he's great.
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This morning, I caught him
talking to a sock.
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Any sex life anymore?
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Barely.
Since the strike,
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I'm lucky if I get it
once a night.
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Sorry.
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And God forbid
I should bring up money.
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That is a guaranteed fight.
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"I'm the man
of this house.
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I will provide
for this family."
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So is he gonna get
a part-time job?
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No. He borrowed
from my mother.
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Which, by the way,
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I mean, if you guys need
a little something...
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No, no, no.
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Kel, that is so sweet,
but we'll be fine.
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We have some in savings,
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plus my dad said,
if things got really bad,
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he'd go to the Food Fair
and slip on some grapes.
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That's nice.
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I just wish
there was a way
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to bring Doug
back from the dead.
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It's, like,
if these guys
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can't wear shorts
and deliver packages,
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they lose the ability
to move.
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And yet they still manage
to get on our nerves.
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Deacon's even starting
to annoy the kids.
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Do you understand
what it takes
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to annoy
a 10-month-old baby?
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Well, at least you
only got Deacon
to worry about.
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I got Doug
and Basement Man.
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Your dad.
That is a rough combo.
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Yeah.
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Plus Basement Man ain't
going back to work.
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Maybe we should
throw them all
in a room together.
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What, like a play group?
Yeah. Why not?
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Maybe spending a day
out of their bedrooms
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will give them
a kick in the pants.
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Plus, at least they'd
have to wear pants.
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Listen, at this point,
I'm willing to
try anything.
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Come on. Let's go
round them up for dinner.
Okay.
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[SNORING]
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OK. Let's eat.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I don't understand.
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Dad, there is nothing
to understand.
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Just sit here and enjoy
the day together.
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What is this,
some kind of ruse
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so you can go
through my stuff?
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'Cause if it is,
I need about 20 minutes.
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This is stupid.
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Doug, come on.
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Deacon's here.
He's your friend.
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You have fun together.
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I know, but now
there's the baby...
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Andhim.
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Hey, you're no
day at the beach,
either, Jumbo.
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Shut up.
You shut up.
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OK, both of you
shut up.
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And have
fun together.
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Don't make me
knock heads here.
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Fine, whatever.
Thank you.
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Whatever.
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OK, honey,
you're all set.
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Here's his See-and-Say,
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his Binkies, wipes, talc,
diapers, and butt cream.
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Butt cream?
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Where's this day
heading?
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Yeah, you wish.
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Like I'd waste a wish
on that, huh?
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So, I have
to watch him all day?
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You can handle it, honey.
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Come on, I've got to go
chaperone Kirby's class trip.
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Class trip. Psh.
Third one this year.
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See, that's why
kids can't read today.
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Yes, because of trips
to the zoo, that's right.
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OK. So you got
your snacks,
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the remote,
and each other.
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Go to town.
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And no napping.
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Come on. I'll drop you
at the train.
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CARRIE: OK.
Have fun, you guys.
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DOUG: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
CARRIE: Okay, bye.
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Think this will work?
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It's either this
or the Marines.
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What do you
got there,
a baby?
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Yeah.
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OK.
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SEE-AND-SAY:
This is a pig.
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Oink oink oink oink.
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The cow says--moooo!
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OK. You know what?
You only pulled it twice,
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and I'm ready to go
on a shooting spree.
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Would you rather
have him cry?
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Yes.
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[REMINISCINGPLAYING]
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Anyone want a beer?
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I'm game.
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Deac, how about you?
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Nah. It's 9:30,
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and I do have a baby.
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It's not like you're
breast-feeding.
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Still, no.
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Whatever. Forget it.
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Suit yourselves.
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I'm still pretty mellow,
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thanks to the good folks
at Pfizer.
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Here you go,
here you go.
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SEE-AND-SAY:
The cow says--moooo!
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Here you go.
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SEE-AND-SAY:
The cow says--moooo!
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OK. You know what? It says "moo"
every damn time, and we get it.
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It does not go "moo"
every time, all right?
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It's completely random.
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Yeah? 5 bucks says
the next one's a "moo."
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I'll take some
action on that.
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I got a double
sawbuck on "oink."
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All right. I guess
I'm the house.
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All bets on the table,
gentlemen.
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00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,070
ARTHUR: Come on,
you stinking sheep.
262
00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:39,650
Make it happen!
263
00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:42,240
SEE-AND-SAY:
The sheep goes--baaa!
264
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,070
Oh!
Oh!
Whoa!
265
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,240
What a rush!
266
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:49,750
OK. Let it all ride
on "Baaaa."
267
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:50,910
I got a gut feeling
here.
268
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,170
Put me down
for whatever
the frog says.
269
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:54,080
Come on, froggie!
Froggie, froggie!
270
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,500
Come on, froggie!
Froggie, froggie!
271
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,590
Come on, froggie!
Moo for Daddy!
272
00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:58,670
ARTHUR: Baaa!
273
00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,090
SEE-AND-SAY:
Do you hear the frog?
274
00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:02,550
[CROAKING]
Ribbit!
Sweet ribbit!
275
00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:03,680
Hot cha cha!
276
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,680
Pay the man!
277
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,220
OK, now, come on.
OK, Douglas...
278
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,390
you're white hot
Douglas.
279
00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:08,930
Yeah, you rode
the frog to the top,
280
00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,810
but remember, the wheel
of fortune is a fickle whore.
281
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,020
Hey, lady!
282
00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,650
Nice pants suit.
283
00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:18,320
Vivian Vance
called.
284
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,360
She wants it
back.
285
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,110
Oh, man.
286
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,240
Hoo...
287
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,490
Hey, think I should
cover him up?
288
00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:29,620
I don't want him
to get sunburned.
289
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:31,290
I'll be honest
with you, Deac.
290
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:33,120
That's your call.
291
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,370
[CAR APPROACHES]
292
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,290
MAN: Hey.
Yeah?
293
00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:38,130
MAN: I'm looking for
Forest Hills High School.
294
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:39,750
I thought it was
around here.
295
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,840
[ASIDE] Watch this.
296
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,800
Man, you are lost.
Hang a u-ey.
297
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:44,970
Stay on this road
298
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,300
till you get to
the Long Island Expressway
299
00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:47,550
and get on it.
300
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,100
Yeah. And then you
take the expressway
301
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,930
all the way to
Industrial Park Boulevard.
302
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,480
You go about
8 miles on that.
303
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,850
Just keep hugging
the railroad.
304
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,230
Then park and walk past
the Rivet Warehouse.
305
00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:57,940
You can't miss it.
306
00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:59,150
MAN: Uh...thanks.
307
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:00,320
[CAR DRIVES AWAY]
308
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,900
He bought it.
309
00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:05,990
Oh, that was
pretty sweet, man.
310
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,070
Whoo.
311
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,830
You know what, boys?
312
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:10,160
Let's hit the streets.
313
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,750
[PUBLIC ENEMY'S
"FIGHT THE POWER"]
314
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,880
* Fight the power *
315
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,340
* Fight the power *
316
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,720
* Fight the power *
317
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,010
* Fight the power *
318
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,850
* Fight the power *
319
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,350
* Fight the power *
320
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:34,980
* Fight the power *
321
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:38,520
* We've got to fightthe powers that be *
322
00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:53,620
* Fight the power *
323
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,540
* Fight the power *
324
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,380
* Fight the power *
325
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,380
* Fight the power *
326
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,010
* Fight the power *
327
00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:06,590
* Fight the power *
328
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:09,840
* We've got to fightthe powers that be *
329
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,940
I gotta say,
this has worked out
330
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,360
much better
than I thought.
331
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,480
They're clean,
332
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,990
reasonably presentable.
333
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:28,280
I know, and they
don't even smell.
334
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,450
And we're down wind.
335
00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:30,780
OK. Just spoke
to the guy.
336
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,160
We should have a seat
in a few minutes.
337
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,330
Thank you, honey.
338
00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,500
And might I say,
339
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,460
you look awfully
cute tonight.
340
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,250
Can't help it.
341
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:40,580
McCracken.
Party of 5.
342
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,630
McCracken.
343
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:42,630
I'm sorry.
344
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,090
Which McCracken
is that?
345
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,760
"Phil McCracken."
346
00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:48,720
Not without dinner
and drinks.
347
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,590
That's us.
That's us.
348
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,970
That's us.
349
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:54,640
Oh, man.
350
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,140
Hey, how ya doin'?
351
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,640
Curly McIrish.
352
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,640
Better get
our drink orders in
353
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,350
before he hits the bar.
354
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,360
Hey, Arthur.
I'll give you 10 bucks
if you chug the Tabasco.
355
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,480
Oh, you just lost yourself
a double finsky, son.
356
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,990
Hey, Deac, you want
some of this.
357
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:09,490
No way, man. He's got
the eye of the tiger.
358
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:10,990
How about I up
the stakes, huh?
359
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,320
I'll drink the Tabasco
360
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:16,370
and chase it
with a pitcher
of curdled cream.
361
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:17,830
Oh, it's on, baby.
362
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,160
Wait a minute.
363
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,500
What are we doing?
364
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:21,670
Relax, darling.
365
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,420
It's like taking candy
from a baby.
366
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,380
Dad, no.
367
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,590
No. Let go of it.
368
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,760
You cannot drink
Tabasco and cream.
369
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,920
You've got an ulcer,
370
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,720
and you're lactose
intolerant.
371
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,640
What the hell is going on
with you guys?
372
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,680
Nothing. We're just
grabbin' some kicks,
373
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,350
lettin' our
freak flags fly.
374
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:44,150
You know, I got a really
weird message on
the machine tonight
375
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,820
from Mrs. Kralick
down the street.
376
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:48,070
[SNORT] What does
she want?
377
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,490
Did you do something
to her mailbox?
378
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,700
Did she happen
to mention
379
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,160
that she started it?
380
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,200
Busted.
381
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,120
Busted.
382
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,500
[DEACON, ARTHUR AND DOUG LAUGH]
383
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,080
Hey, check this out.
384
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,010
How ya doin'?
385
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:14,050
Well, this has worked out
just lovely, hasn't it?
386
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,220
I don't know what you're
looking at me for.
387
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,970
Putting them together
was your idea.
388
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,430
At least
I had an idea, Kel.
389
00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:19,640
OK. You know what?
Not your best.
390
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,730
Cat fight!
Make out.
391
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,190
Kiss her.
Kiss her.
392
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,690
We've got some complaints
about the noise over here.
393
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,440
Could you please
keep it down a bit.
394
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,730
Oh, we're very sorry.
395
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:28,570
That's quite all right.
Enjoy your dinner.
396
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:29,650
[CUTLERY DROPS]
397
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:30,650
Oh, I'll get that.
398
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,200
[FART NOISE]
399
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,990
Hey, you feeling
all right there,
Chief?
400
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,410
I'm sorry, folks.
401
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,830
It just don't get
funnier than that.
402
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,040
Hey, guy!
403
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,250
Why don't you
wear those pants
a little higher.
404
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:49,130
Yeah, you can button them
around your neck.
405
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,460
All right,
who's empty?
406
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,590
Well, I'll take another one.
Yeah, hit me, too.
407
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,590
OK. Watch my baby.
408
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,050
Got you covered,
stretch.
409
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,430
Look. Look, look.
Cop car.
410
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:00,430
Hey!
411
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,560
Somebody cooking bacon?
412
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,520
[SIREN POPS]
413
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,560
Oh, God!
414
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,270
Attica! Attica!
415
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,480
That's right.
416
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,690
Keep moving,
Officer Krupke.
417
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,450
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
418
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,700
I'll be right back.
419
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,240
[RING]
420
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,280
[RING]
421
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:20,200
City morgue.
422
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,450
Nah. Just kidding.
This is Doug.
423
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,750
Who dis?
424
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,080
Oh, hey, Pete.
425
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,670
Really?
426
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,800
Oh, man,
that's great.
427
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,470
Yeah. No, no.
We'll be there.
428
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,590
All right, man.
429
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:35,590
Take it easy.
430
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,970
What's going on?
431
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,140
Strike's over.
432
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,850
We're back at work
tomorrow.
433
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:49,730
You got it.
434
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,520
Plenty of room.
435
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,650
[CAR BACKING UP]
436
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,240
Keep coming.
437
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,030
[TIRES SCREECH,
GARBAGE CANS CRASH]
438
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,160
Ah.
439
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,080
Oh, that was
beautiful.
440
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,040
So, fellas,
don't forget
about tomorrow.
441
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,920
We're stealing
that street sign
from Arthur Avenue.
442
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,760
What's the matter?
[OPENS BOTTLE]
443
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,010
You going soft on me
all of a sudden?
444
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:21,180
No. It's just, uh...
strike's over.
445
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:21,970
What?
446
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,180
It's over.
447
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,810
We go back to work
tomorrow.
448
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:25,980
Tomorrow?
449
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,850
What about
my street sign?
450
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,020
We all agreed
451
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,980
it would look
so good over my bed.
452
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,610
I know, but
the strike's settled.
453
00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,490
Our union accepted
a new offer.
454
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:37,860
Oh.
455
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,660
They accepted it,
did they?
456
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,830
Well, I got news
for you, my friend.
457
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,870
Your union
sold you out!
458
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,370
We got an 8%
pay increase.
459
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:48,710
So it's all about
the money, then?
460
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,080
The filthy lucre.
461
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,340
Well, fine. Here.
462
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,500
Here's some
blood money
for you.
463
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,760
You want
some more?
464
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,760
Here. Here's
some more.
465
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,800
Crawl for it.
466
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,720
Go ahead,
crawl for it!
467
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,140
Actually, I need
that back.
468
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,850
Manly, yes,
but I like it, too.
469
00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:12,110
Yeah. The face is back.
470
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:15,690
And seeing you
in that uniform again...
471
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:16,900
yummy.
472
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,110
I would take you
night now
473
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,900
if the world didn't
need its packages.
474
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,490
I'd take you right now
475
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:23,370
if I hadn't just
taken you last night.
476
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,990
As you know, I need
a 24-hour turnaround.
477
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,750
Whoa.
478
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:31,920
Oh, hello.
479
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,080
Dad, you can't just
come up here.
480
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,250
I'm in my bra.
481
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,670
Settle down.
I've seen better.
482
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,090
Ow.
483
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:41,430
Anyhow, I just came up
to talk to Douglas.
484
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:42,510
Fine.
485
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,010
What's up?
486
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,060
Oh, not too much.
487
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,060
I just wanted
to wish you luck
488
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,980
on your first day
back at work.
489
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,810
Oh, well, thank you,
Arthur.
490
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:52,100
I would've
done it yesterday,
491
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,770
but I guess
I let my emotions
492
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:54,940
get the better of me.
493
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,730
That was quite
a crying jag, yeah.
494
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,780
I also wanted to say...
495
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,780
the time
we spent together
496
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,740
was very special
to me, Douglas.
497
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,290
I haven't felt
such camaraderie
498
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:11,960
since Socialist
Summer Camp.
499
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,630
Yeah. We did have
some good times.
500
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:15,840
I gotta tell you,
Arthur,
501
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,090
not many guys
your age
502
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,170
can outrun
mall security.
503
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,470
You flatter me.
504
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,100
So...
505
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:31,100
I guess it's time for you
to punch the clock, huh?
506
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,850
Yeah. I gotta...
507
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,270
You know, I was
thinking...
508
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,310
Yes?
509
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,980
Just 'cause I'm going
back to work
510
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,320
doesn't mean
we can't do stuff,
511
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,610
you know,
once in a while.
512
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:41,950
Well...
513
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,610
perhaps, if you're free
after dinner,
514
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,530
we could settle
our unfinished business
515
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:49,040
with that Pakistani family
down the street.
516
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,960
I believe the ball
is in our court.
517
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,540
You're on, my friend.
518
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,780
* Fight the power *
519
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:25,610
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