All language subtitles for The King of Queens (1998) - S01E07 - The Rock_track3_[eng]

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Okay, hon. All right,
then I'll see you around 10.

All right, bye-bye.

Listen, Carrie's not going
to make it home for dinner,

so I'm gonna order us
some pizza.

From where?

From Sal's.

Sal's? Have you lost your mind?

OK, not Sal's.
Then from where?

A little neighborhood joint
called "Dom-eeno's".

Domino's?

Yeah, that's it.

All right, what's the number?

It's 1-718-1168-011.

Look, I have
way too many numbers, okay?

I gave you the area code!

We're in the area code!
I don't need to dial it!

Okay. Ready?

I'm-I'm ready.

1168...

Okay, you know what?

How about a little
phone number rhythm, huh?

You know, a little,
bum-bum-ba, bum-ba, bum-ba.

-You got it?
-I got it.

OK.

-One...
-Yeah...

-Six...
-Yep...

teen...

I already dialed the six!

I can't go back in time
and slip a one in!

Well, who's fault is that?!

I-I'm makin' a sandwich.

Why don't you order
from "McD-own-aald's"?

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Hi. I brought
my engagement ring in

to be cleaned
a couple of days ago.

Oh, yes, Mrs. Heffernan,
right?

Yeah, that's right.

Hey, honey...

it's the 29th today.

Thanks.

So, is it ready?

Oh, yes.

You know, this is
quite an unusual ring.

Where did you
purchase it?

Uh, actually,
my husband bought it.

Hey, husky?
Come here.

Where was
the antique sale
where you got this?

Out in Hempstead.

I got that
and the iron dog
that eats nickels.

Would you mind if I asked
what you paid?

Uh...2,000.

Well, Mr. Heffernan,

you got yourself
an extraordinary bargain.

Between the unusual setting
and the stone itself,

this ring is easily
worth $10,000.

What?

Get outta here.

Are you sure?

Oh, yes. A rose-cut diamond
in a pavé setting--

very rare.

Wow,
a rose-cut diamond
in a pavé setting.

You really
fell ass-backwards
into something,

didn't you, honey?

I guess so.

So, um, any interest
in selling it?

No.

I could go
as high as 12,000.

No.

No, right?

Right, right.
No, no, no, no.

Thank you, though.

Well, if you
change your mind,

let me know.

OK.

Wow.
I know.

I'm really sportin'
quite the gem, huh?

This thing make
your breasts lookhuge!

Man, I gotta tell ya,
for 12-Gs,

I'd sell that ring
with my wife
still attached.

Hey,
it's not mine
to sell.

I gave it to her
when I proposed.
It's her ring.

If I'd known
it was this valuable,

I would have
held onto it.

Come on. You could
talk her into sellin'.

Are you crazy?
What?

If he makes one move
on that ring,

she'll snap his neck,
like a chicken.

As well she should.

You know, an engagement ring
is supposed to be a symbol

of a man's lifelong devotion
to his wife.

Yeah. Well, today,
it's lookin' like
a big bag of money.

Think about it,
Moose.

With
all that scratch

you could
buy something

you've
really been wanting,

like maybe a new
satellite dish.

OK, I've changed my vote.
Dump that sucker, man.

It's not a vote.

What do you
care more about,

some stupid satellite dish
or your marriage?

Oh, hi, Daddy.

I thought you
were gonna take a nap.

Oh, I tried.

Lucky I got 3 hours
before the phone
woke me up.

I was having
a good sexy dream, too.

Who was it?

At first,
it was Eydie Gorme,

then she turned
into my cousin, Lola.

OK, I meant,
"Who was on the phone?"

Oh, some guy
named, uh...

"Elliot."
Said he'd go
as high as 13.

13,000?

13,000 for what?

My, uh, engagement ring.

You're selling
your jewelry?

Why? You kids
got a drug habit?

You got the monkey
on your back?

No, Dad. We've kicked.

It just turns out
that my engagement ring

is worth a lot more
than what Doug paid for it.

Oh. So what are you
gonna do, sell it?

No.
I'm not gonna sell it.
It's my engagement ring.

I-I love it.

Well--well, I love it
because Doug
gave it to me and--

the ring itself a little
busy for my taste,

the whole butterfly
motif.

Basically,
it's a diamond in a bug.

I don't know
what to do.

All right, let me
tell you something.

Sit down.

Got a little story.

One day, back in '43,

I was sitting
at Chock Full O'Nuts,
eating a tuna sandwich,

this fella comes up to me,
shivering, and offers me $10

for my favorite fedora.

$10! A fortune!

Mm-hmm.

In those days,
you could buy a bag full
of licorice for a penny

and still get change.

That's wrong, but...

I told him,
"Keep your $10",

and I took him
across the street

and I bought him
the licorice that he wanted.

I thought he wanted
your fedora.

How'd I get screwed up here?

Hey, whatcha doin'?

You checkin' out
the treasure?

It is a treasure,
honey, not because
of what it's worth,

but because you
gave it go me.

That is so nice.
Thank you.

You're welcome.

I can't believe that guy
thought we'd sell it.

I know. I mean,
the one symbol
of our love. Hello!

Can't put a price tag
on that.

Of course not.
Maybe if the price tag
were, like, 100,000,

then, yeah, maybe, right?

Or even like 50,000.

Oh, then it's gone!

Buh-bye!

But not for anything
less than 50.

Right. Like
if he said to me,
"Hey, I'll give you 25!"

Right, right.

Duh.

No.

No.

Heh heh heh.

I don't know, like 25
is like--like a new car.

Yeah. He
only offered 12,

so, uh, you know,
that's it.

Actually, he called
and, uh...

he upped it to 13.

13? Really?

Yeah, but,
you know--

No, no.
Definitely not.

Because it means
too much to you, right?

With all the sentimental
value and whatnot?

And I know you love it.

Love it!

Although--

Yeah...?

The ring is just
a thing, right?

Right.

I mean, suppose
I lost the ring.

Would we stop
loving each other?

Of course not.

Or suppose
I lost the ring
and found $13,000.

Would we stop loving
each other then?

Honey, I would love you
no matter how much money
you found.

13,000 exactly.

We just want you to know
that this is going
right in the bank

for our
future kid's college.

First, I'm getting
a new ring for her

and a hot tub
and a satellite dish,

but then,
everything left is goin'
right in the bank.

So have you selected
a new ring?

Yes. Actually, I have.
It's right over here.

That one.

Oh, lovely,
that one is.

Yeah. Isn't it nice?

It's OK, I guess.
It's kinda simple,
you know.

It doesn't look like
an animal or anything.

I'll have to order it
in your size.

We'll have it
within a week.

Oh, OK, fine.

And I'll be needing that.

Oh, right.

You-you OK?

Yeah.

I'm just lookin' at it
one last time.

ANNOUNCER:Pass interference,
number 33.

First down, Patriots.

Should we go?

Why? Aren't you
having a good time?

Doug, the Jets
are getting reamed,
and it's 2 degrees out.

Let's just stay a little
bit longer, all right?

Come on, please,
please, please, please?

It's freezing.
Why on earth
do you want to stay?

Well, it's...

I'm trying to
work up the courage
to, uh...

to give you this.

Yeah.

Carrie, would--

Will you...

you know...

marry me?

Oh...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Of course
I'll marry you.

You will?
Yes.

I just won some
really big bets.

Oh, my God.

Look at it. It's a--

It's a butterfly.
Yeah, yeah.

OK, come on. Come on.
Slap it on me.
Slap it on me.

OK. Take
your gloves off.

OK, come on.
Let's go.

Hurry up.

I'm freezing.
Oh, jeez, I dropped it!

Find it. Find it.

OK, it's right there.

Oh, gosh. Oh,
today's our lucky day.

Look at that.

2 fries.

Doug, come on.
My fingers are freezing.

There it is.
I got it. I got it.

OK.
Come on, give me your hand.

OK.

Do you like it?

I love it.

Come on, come on.
You wanna go?

No.

Let's stay.

Um, excuse me?

Huh? Oh!

Right. Sorry.

See you in a week.

All right.

Dish is locked
and loaded.

I have like 5 nuts
and 7 bolts left over,

but--damn it--
she's up there.

949 channels.

Oh, my.

You know, I read
these satellite microwaves
can make you impotent.

Hey, 949 channels.
I say roll the dice.

All right, gentlemen.

If you're ready,

let's watch
some television.

[SPORTS BROADCAST ON TV]

All right!
College football--

Florida State
at Purdue!

That's what
I'm talkin' about.

Yeah.
This is supposed
to be a good game.

We can't stop
on channel 2.

We just started here.
Come on.

The Dirty Dozen!

Oh, great movie.

Trini Lopez.

Yeah, but we can do
better. Come on!

Saved By the Bell:
The New Class.

Taping it.

Well, let's keep it movin'.

TNT, TNN, TBS,

ESPN, ESPN2, 3, 4, 5,

HBO, HBO2, 3, 4...

Learning Channel...

Reading Channel...

[CLICK]
[SPLASHING]

Swimming Channel.

Guy Getting a Haircut Channel.

Wings. Wings.
Wings.

Hitler.
[MAN YELLING IN GERMAN ON TV]

Wings.

Leave Hitler.

I can't.
We gotta see all the choices.

[CHEETAH ROARING ON TV]
Cheetah killing a zebra...

Oh, cheetah
killing a cheetah.

Oh...

he's not killin' 'im.

Hi, honey,
whatcha doin'?

Enjoying my new
satellite dish.

Well, I got the hot tub
ready for action.

You wanna go break her in?

Yeah.

It'll help me get rid
of my blinding headache.

Oh, it's so cold out.

The hot tub
is gonna feel great.

Come on, baby.
Hey.

Come on in.

The water's fine.

Arthur, why the hell
is it so hot in here?

Yeah, Dad, it's a--
It's 109!

Hey, it's
much healthier
when it's hot,

it cleans out
your pores.

You can't tell,
but I'm sweatin'
like a pig right now.

I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm gonna have to
turn the heat down.

Go ahead.
I'm gettin' out anyway.

I'm in my birthday suit,
so look away
if you're shy.

Ah!

Ah.

It's called gravity,
Douglas,

and it's comin' for ya.

CARRIE: How did we
get such a bad rash
from the Jacuzzi?

I don't know, all right.

I thought I put the right
amount of chlorine in.

You put
more chlorine in?

I had my dad
do it already.

You had your dad do it?

Carrie, you don't
let a man in his 70s
touch chemicals.

My God,
I can't believe you!

All right, Doug, please,
don't start with me, OK?

You know,
I'm not starting
with you, OK?

You have
a little attitude.
That's the problem.

Oh, haw!

You always gotta
get the last word in.

No, I don't have to
get the last word in, OK?

You see? Right there.

You're unbelievable.

Look, do you
wanna have sex?
'Cause it's Saturday.

Not unless
you're gonna scratch me
while we do it.

Ahh...

You wanna watch some TV?

No! No.

It's too hard.

You think
we did the wrong thing,
sellin' the ring?

What do you mean?

Well, it just
seems like, you know,

now we have all
this bad karma.

Maybe we hit
a little small patch
of bumpy road,

but it's not karma,
believe me, all right?

Tomorrow,
we'll just relax,
you and me,

and we'll play
with the new lawn darts.

You know what it is?

We were so quick
to sell the ring,

but we didn't stop
to think that what
we were selling

was this whole piece
of funny, great history
of ours.

No. See, I disagree.
I disagree.

You're only saying that
because you don't have
your new ring yet.

You think?
Yeah. Absolutely.

When you get your new ring,
I'm gonna give it
to you the same way

I gave you the old one,
and it's gonna have so much
sweet and funny history,

you're gonna
need a backup ring
to hold it all.

OK?

OK.

[CROWD CHEERS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Who'd-a thought
it'd be this warm
in November?

Should we at least
take the blanket off?

But it won't be
like the last time.

I know, honey,
but at least we
won't have heatstroke.

There.

That's better, right?

Yes.

OK.

Ahem.

You look pretty.

So do you.

Oh, yeah!

Whoa! Idiot!

Man.

[HORN BLOWS]

[ANNOUNCER SPEAKS]

You want mine?

No. It's fine.

Could we just do
the ring thing now?

You can't ask me that.

You're gonna ruin
the spontaneity.

Doug, I know you're
gonna give me a ring.

No, you don't
know that, all right?

Hey, maybe
I met someone.

This is for you
with all my heart.

I hope Elliot
got the right size.

OK, you know what?
I'm not happy
with that response.

What happened to
the high-pitched squeal
you gave the first time?

OK, I'm sorry.

[FLATLY]
Oh, my God.

It was much higher.

It was more...

[SCREECHING]
"Oh, my gaw-aw-awd!"

Oh, my...

God!

No. You gotta
drag out the "God."

"Gaw-aw-aw-aw-awd!"

[STRAINED]
Gaw-aw-aw-awd!

Like that?

Yeah. That's fine.
Whatever.

Ahem.

Eh...whoop!

I dropped it!

Honey,
you dropped the ring.

I know I dropped it.
I did it last time,
all right?

Now where
the hell is it?

Why didn't you
just put it on me?

Because I'm trying to
make a funny moment, OK?

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Look, here it is,
all right?

Here you go.

Hey, how it's
covered in mustard.

There you go.
You can't get more of

a funny, spontaneous
moment than that--

mustard all over it.

"Hey, it's mustard!"
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Come on. Laugh it up,
Carrie. It's fun!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

It's not workin', is it?

DOUG: I understand. Yeah.

OK, thank you.

Yep. Bye.

OK, the old ring's gone.
He sold it.

Oh, no.

Sorry.

We're evil,
disgusting people,
do you know that?

We took the one object
that most represents
our love,

and we hocked it
for a hot tub
and a satellite dish!

And our kid's college.

What? Oh, yeah, right.
Whatever.

You see? I forgot
about the kids again.

More evil comin' out,
comin' out.

We're not evil,
all right?

I think every married
couple's entitled to one,
huge horrible mistake

on the house.
You do?

Yes! I was hopin'
to save mine
for an affair, but...

I'll use it here.

Shut up.

Come on...

Can we--can we
please get past this?

I want to,
but every time
I look at this ring

or people
ask me about it,

I'm gonna remember all
of this all over again.

[SIGHS]

We don't even
have a good story
to tell people

about how you
gave it to me now.

I know.
Oh, what a crappy day.

First, we're flop-sweatin'
in our winter coats,

then some moron
spills your beer on you,

and then I drop the ring
in some mustard.

You know,
sounds kind of funny

when you
say it out loud.
It does?

Yeah. I mean, it
does have the potential
to be a funny story.

What if we just
made it a point to laugh

when we told it
to people?

I like where
you're going with that.

I like that, you know,
and there's no reason

the ring couldn't have
fallen in something funnier
than--than...mustard.

Right, like ketchup!

No, that's equivalent.
Right.

How about, like,
some fat lady's nachos?

Nice! Nice!
Yeah! Yeah!

And then when you
bent down to pick it up,

your pants split,
remember, huh? Huh?!

Was my face red?

Ha ha ha!

That's good.
Yeah.

Dad, you
are not gonna believe
what happened

at the Jets' game today.

Doug surprised me with
my new engagement ring,

and when he went
to give it to me,

it fell into
some fat lady's nachos.

Yeah, and then
when I went down to get it
and--kwehhhhk!

My pants ripped!

Right.

Oh! Oh, and then
the other part.

And then
they showed it on
the stadium jumbotron,

and the place went nuts.

Oh, they were all chanting,
"Big guy butt crack!"

It was funny.

It's a wild story,
don't you think?

I guess you had to be there.

Well, we can't go
byhim!

I'm tellin' ya,
you don't know
what you're missin'.

[SIGHS]

All right.

Ah.

There.

Huh? Not bad, huh?

You're right.

It's very liberating.

And so's this.

Go fetch, sucker!

Arthur!
Arthur!

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