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Come on! Come on, dog! Come on!
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Come on! Come on.
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Look at this!
Look at this plastic!
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And there's weeds!
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Well, it looks like tobacco road.
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- Nobody gets down here.
- Anthony!
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Those dogs are wild dogs.
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Cemetery dogs.
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They'll take your hand off.
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Come over here. Say a hail Mary
for your grandfather.
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Lay off. He's a kid.
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So he should neglect his elders?
Just like his father.
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Yeah, a real skimp.
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My son.
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The mental patient.
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Remember those trips to the shore?
Me and Tony rode the waves?
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I taught him to bodysurf.
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My son was brought up right.
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He needs a psychiatrist for what?
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- To talk about his sex life?
- Enough.
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I hate it as much as you do.
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Those dogs could start
foaming at the mouth.
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How come you're not supposed
to breathe in the cemetery?
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- Who says?
- It's a joke. Say, "why?"
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You'll make the dead people jealous.
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Okay, come pick it up! Pick it up.
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Who's got the ball?!
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Oh, my god! Look out!
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Come around, come around!
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Up, up, up! Cover them through!
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I can't watch.
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Way to go, Meadow!
You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall!
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Good save!
Come on, now. Come on!
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That was close.
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- Pretty good.
- Look at you. At girls' soccer, Tony.
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What do you want?
My son's a couch potato.
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- Red! Five!
- Are you yellow-card happy?
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Rough play, my ass!
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- Hi, honey.
- Go get them, baby.
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This fat kid is such a sneak
with that elbow!
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Coach says next year,
chiara is gonna be one of his starts.
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Let's pull it out, for Christ sake!
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Heather Dante!
A hundred bucks for a goal!
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What's with ally today?
She's sleepwalking out there.
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She eats at our house a lot.
She's got the energy.
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That tackle was our ball, asshole!
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Zebra, I'm talking to you.
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Blow that again,
I'll stick it up your ass!
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Get off the field now, or your team
is gonna forfeit the game!
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I'm going.
You fucking son of a...
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Get off the field!
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Did a hell of a job.
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Falcons! Falcons, heads up!
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Red, 42! 42!
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Push! Ally!
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Come on.
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Come on, al!
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Did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
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He's a brilliant coach.
A beautiful, brilliant genius.
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You in love with him?
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Yes. If he steers chiara to a college
scholarship, I'll blow the guy.
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You will?
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How's chefing at dimples?
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Try the salad bar. We got a chemical
brightener. It keeps lettuce crisp.
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- How nice.
- Yeah, it's beautiful.
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The offer's still there.
You put some out on the street...
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At two points,
we split the interest. Nice?
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I can't do the math.
I'm an artiste.
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Get out of here.
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Good job, girls!
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- —Absolutely.
- And you do that so well, coach.
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- Thanks.
- The psychology is important.
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Did a hell of a job.
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Welcome to bada bing.
Everything's on the house.
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Come meet somebody.
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- He coached college.
- Get out of here.
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- Division 1-a.
- No, that's boonie state.
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Besides, it's time to stop moving
my wife and deena like pawns...
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When someone ups the ante.
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Anyway, how many chances does a man
get to coach his own daughter?
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- Money isn't everything.
- Here, here.
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The kids are important.
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Cheers. To the falcons.
Continued success.
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Brandy, why don't you give the coach
a deluxe tour of the vip lounge.
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- What?
- Oh, guys.
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Jesus, we said a beer.
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No, I...
Thank you, but I don't think so.
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Jesus Christ.
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Okay, Brandy, go sit on a tuffet.
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Coach, it's on the house.
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- Why are you here?
- Who's he?
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My girl's coach. You got something?
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Every car you see in the
rear-view mirror is not a fed.
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Mikey palmice went and got
a major Manhattan pi.
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Mikey thinks someone here rats for
the government. What else is new?
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What else? My colleague over at
organized crime task force...
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Gets chatty after caffeine drinks.
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Names of people whose fiscal interests
intersect with your own.
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I'm still trying to find out
if you've been named.
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But these people are keeping
these indictments very, very internal.
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They may have a folder
with my name on it.
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If I was smart,
I wouldn't be here.
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I rest my case.
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I'm up the street
on a rape-homicide.
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What I need now is to see
a liquor license, if you don't mind.
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So anybody wonders why I was here
or for the lie detector test...
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Cha-cha, show him the liquor license.
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Don't touch the girls.
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How you doing?
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Bada bing. Arthur bucco!
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Hello?
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You gonna stay in that bar all day?
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- I'm shooting pool.
- I'll rack them up for you.
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I thought we were supposed to
paint the patio.
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I bought primer
and I've been scraping.
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You have?
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I could really use your help.
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All right. I'll be right home.
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This fucking guy lays down the law.
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Fucking blistering.
"I'll be right home."
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I gotta get home too.
Shelley'll be looking for me.
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It's quite the lifestyle
you got here.
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- See ya later, coach.
- Okay.
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Different strokes.
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Melvoin, perlov,
Schneider and archide.
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- What's going on with the indictments?
- Put it right down there.
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The book is off on the 14th ward.
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I don't want to minimize your position.
Two prior convictions.
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You're in jeopardy of sentence
under the habitual offenders statute.
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I'm paying you to hear shit
that's eating my insides?
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Peppers and eggs?
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Peppers and eggs?
That's what I should've had.
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"I'd be happy to surrender
Mr. Soprano.
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You can be assured
of my full cooperation."
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You'd rather they kicked in
your front door at night?
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It's a target letter, corrado.
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I got nowhere, so I asked them
what your status was.
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Just testing.
So what'd they say?
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They'd let me know.
140
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I may just start paying taxes.
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God, it's a fucking burn.
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I'm sick and tired of sitting around.
I'm gonna get out of here.
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With your lady friend?
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What do you know about her?
145
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Works for the joint fitters union,
right?
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Runs their labor management fund
outside the feds' oversight.
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If you can't get your friends jobs,
why attain success?
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The wheels of justice turn slowly.
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Take her to Florida. Develop a tan.
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00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,483
Where's the crapper key?
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Top right-hand drawer.
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Junior, we're working out of a fucking
lawyer's office, is that right?
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Look, I didn't want to say anything,
but this government case...
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If there's a leak,
it's in Tony's boat.
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If my nephew's in bed with
the justice department, just say it.
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Don't stammer like a spastic.
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There's something fucking wrong with
that guy. I feel it in my gut.
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I'm worried about you, skipper.
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I'm sorry, Mikey. You're a good boy.
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Fuck this. I'm going to boca.
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Deena, when you guys
showed up last year...
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I thought,
"soccer, give me a break."
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But your dad makes it seem like
this, I don't know, metaphor.
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- Yeah.
- Dad's pretty cool.
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Where's ai? She was supposed
to loan me a cig.
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I'll come with.
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Ai?
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00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,081
Ally!
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If you're smoking,
you owe me $5!
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00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,058
Ally, what are you doing?
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Ally! Oh, my god!
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Her parents split up.
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So she's always at our house.
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- But she was born with a silver spoon.
- Teenagers are under a lot of stress.
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I know this kid. She's great.
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Was it a genuine suicide attempt?
Or was it a suicidal gesture?
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00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,292
"Small cutting" is the clinical term.
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Is "large cutting"
o.J. In missing sweats?
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It's a cry for help.
180
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Her mother says she tried this before.
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A couple times.
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What else is going on?
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Life is putting the Prozac
to the test.
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It's all that business in the news?
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Let's talk about my daughter.
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00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,611
Principal says girls in sports
do better.
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They don't take drugs
or get knocked up.
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But now this shit.
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If my daughter ever tried to
kill herself...
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Oh, god!
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Last week, I called you a whore.
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I might've been...
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Overstating the case a little bit.
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Mr. Soprano.
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Miss sanfillipo.
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A check for you to sign.
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Twenty grand?
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For research and development
into furthering the art and science...
199
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,579
Of metal joint fittings.
200
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,041
Where does our research
and development take us this time?
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00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,585
Well, I was thinking boca raton.
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My, my! You read my mind.
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I'm all packed.
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I gotta talk to my cousin.
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- Mr. Soprano?
- What?
206
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:27,181
I was waiting to talk to Jerry
about how I could use some room...
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00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,600
On this mall job I got
in north Bergen.
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Then I saw you here.
And I thought, what the hell...
209
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I may as well ask the man himself.
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Let's you and I meet. I can pass
my recommends on to my cousin.
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Mama Livia, how are you?
212
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,912
- Do you remember me? Larry boy barese.
- I know who you are.
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You lit an apartment house on fire...
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And scared your mother
half to death.
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Mama's moving in here on the 15th.
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Yeah? Ooh, I like your shoes.
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Mama hasn't been well. Last week
she threw a jar of artichokes at me.
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She better not throw any
artichokes at me.
219
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,018
How are you doing? Remember Larry?
220
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Water under the bridge.
221
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We're gonna take a walk.
222
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You should get some shoes like his.
223
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:24,822
You've always been a fucking genius.
But this last move is the best.
224
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,450
The feds'll never surveil
an old folks' home.
225
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,245
That's why I got truckloads
of bootleg polident coming in.
226
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- There he is.
- How you doing?
227
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,792
Did you get your mother
settled in yet?
228
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:40,088
They're not sure they can accept her.
They want to see my finances again.
229
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:44,258
So this office supply chain from
Virginia. What's the deal on them?
230
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I spoke to them. I think they'll
listen to reason on minority hiring.
231
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,975
- Been to any games?
- What do they got?
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What the fuck?
233
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Knees high, colgiavani!
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Eyes ahead!
Energy, girls, energy!
235
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,545
I know we're all upset,
but we still have a season left.
236
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- Come on, let's go!
- Hey, coach.
237
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,008
Fellas, sorry, but practice
is closed today.
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I'm trying to keep
the team focused.
239
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What are you doing?
240
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You're leaving us?
After two fucking years?
241
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,770
I told that reporter to wait
before he put that in the paper.
242
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,232
Coach, look at my little girl
out there.
243
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,401
You're breaking her heart!
244
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,488
Believe me, art.
I am hugely conflicted.
245
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But Rhode Island doubled my salary!
246
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,036
They're giving my daughter a full ride!
What could I do?
247
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,372
They made an offer I couldn't refuse.
248
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,666
- You haven't heard ours.
- Come on.
249
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,751
Look, I got a family too.
250
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,504
I have a daughter who loves
playing soccer.
251
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,381
He's kidding about the offer.
252
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,552
Hey, nobody blew a whistle!
253
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,388
Let's not get lazy out here!
Come on!
254
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,432
Go fuck yourself.
255
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,142
Excuse me?
256
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,603
- Want me to tell your dad?
- It's my field.
257
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,941
Give me 10 laps around the goals.
258
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,943
- Whatever.
- Make that 20.
259
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,446
Anybody else want to mouth off?
260
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,784
Good! Come on!
Let's circle up for keep-away.
261
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,411
Let's go! Over here.
262
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,372
Get in a big circle!
Go! Move it!
263
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,835
I need some people out here.
Come on! Let's go!
264
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,266
Give me your glass.
265
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,730
Who'd think we could be
this contented?
266
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,692
I did. As soon as I
saw you, I knew.
267
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,237
You're a sweetheart.
268
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,157
If only they knew
the other side of you.
269
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,409
They'd eat me for breakfast.
270
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,997
I been looking at real estate.
Some nice houses on the market.
271
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,250
Maybe you'd like something bigger?
272
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,170
No, corrado. This is our place.
273
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,839
You know how long we been
coming here?
274
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,176
Sixteen years.
And every one of them good.
275
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,055
How's junior, junior?
276
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,644
He's catching some shuteye.
277
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,647
You're such a powerhouse.
278
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,650
When you kiss me down there...
279
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,361
You're like a great artist.
280
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,864
You got a real instinct for it.
281
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,034
Pass me the red peppers.
282
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,132
You know the thrill you give?
283
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,011
Keep it to yourself, okay?
284
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,889
Yeah. All to myself.
285
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,401
- Corrado?
- Yeah?
286
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,528
Why the big secret?
287
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,196
About what?
288
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,699
Oral sex.
289
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:41,037
What's so terrible about
pleasing a woman?
290
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,206
You always have to talk about it.
291
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,917
Well, I want to know why!
292
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,586
It's complicated.
293
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,756
Yeah. But why?
294
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,758
Why?
295
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,178
They think if you suck pussy,
you'll suck anything.
296
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,596
You're kidding.
297
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:02,683
It's a sign of weakness. And possibly
a sign that you're a finocchio.
298
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,187
A fag?
299
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,898
That's ridiculous.
300
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,319
How would the two even translate?
301
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,739
What are you gonna do?
302
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,449
I don't make the rules.
303
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,579
It's no big lifestyle choice.
304
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,792
My aunts quintima and Jemma, they got
money out earning on the street.
305
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,003
It's like being a banker.
You help people.
306
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,093
Chiara cried when she heard
the coach was leaving.
307
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,844
You don't want to talk. Fine.
308
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,597
I gotta pick up carmela anyway.
309
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,768
Let me ask you a question:
Why does your wife hate me?
310
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,603
Charmaine doesn't hate you.
311
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,359
You lie like I play a horn.
312
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:54,944
What?
313
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,575
Look at this facchino.
Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant.
314
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,582
I hated that most when I had
my restaurant. It's values today.
315
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,419
Standards are crumbling.
316
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,966
Would it kill this coach to
stay until my kid graduates?
317
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,635
Then let him stay four years
for chiara.
318
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,183
That burns my ass.
319
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,645
Where you going?
320
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,027
Take your hat off.
321
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,404
Excuse me?
322
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,657
They don't sell hot dogs.
They took the bleachers out.
323
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,993
I'll wear it where I want.
324
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,344
How you doing?
325
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,024
Thank you.
326
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,734
Look at him.
327
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,487
Douche bag. Good for you!
328
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,949
Send them a bottle of montepulciano.
329
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,828
Get the license plate of these
two guys sitting behind Artie.
330
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,039
They look like cops.
331
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,975
Well, look who's here! Hi!
332
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,855
- Tony, look who's here.
- Alphonse, how you doing?
333
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,732
- Good.
- You feeling better?
334
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,239
Gonna miss that left foot of yours.
335
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,741
No. It's okay, Mr. Soprano.
336
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,576
- I'm gonna play.
- No shit?
337
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,411
Pardon my French there.
338
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,038
Are you sure, ally?
339
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,917
I had a long talk
with coach hauser and...
340
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,630
I'm gonna play. That's all.
341
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,674
I told her she didn't have to.
342
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,676
She just said she wanted to.
343
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,348
- Coach pressure you?
- No, Mrs. Soprano.
344
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:30,933
He would never do that.
345
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,894
Pressure her? He doesn't
finish what he started.
346
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,275
It's what we all wanted.
347
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,988
Okay. Right?
348
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,614
As long as everything's...
349
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,367
We're trying to watch this, okay?
350
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,453
Kick ass, girls, right?
351
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,289
Good night.
352
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:18,063
Listen, Roberta, what I said earlier?
353
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,861
I'm serious, you discuss that
with anyone, we're gonna go 10 rounds.
354
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,822
We just skimmed 20,000
off the development fund...
355
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,825
And you're worried about
a little iecca fica?
356
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,620
- Will you keep it down?
- All right.
357
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:37,041
I'll tell everyone you're a good kisser.
I just won't say where.
358
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,044
That's my reputation
you're playing with.
359
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,672
Honey, my lips are sealed.
360
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,842
Not too sealed, right?
361
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:52,681
Visual on corrado soprano
and female travel companion...
362
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:56,435
2200 hours, boca lounge.
363
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,868
How's my boy today?
364
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,620
Go, go, go!
365
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,625
I'm looking for a coach hauser.
366
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,628
That's me. Petey! Come here!
367
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,715
Something from your friends
at the bada bing.
368
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:31,387
Brand-new, surround sound,
hdtv compatible.
369
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,473
- Tell them thanks, but...
- This is getting heavy.
370
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:38,143
If this is about Rhode Island,
tell them I already signed.
371
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:42,272
I don't know what it's about.
But the TV stays here. Put it down.
372
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,359
No! I mean it!
373
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,028
Pick it up! Get it off my property!
374
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:51,156
Look, pal, I don't think you
quite understand.
375
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,367
I understand, only too well.
376
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,661
Tell your friends I know
all about them.
377
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,205
If you did, you'd do what they want.
378
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,708
Is that a threat?
379
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,419
How things change.
Let me tell you, guido...
380
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,753
I'm Clarence.
381
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,716
I have friends in law enforcement,
and they'd call this extortion.
382
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,093
Come on.
383
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:18,934
You tell those assholes
Don hauser will not be intimidated!
384
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,979
I will not be threatened or bribed!
385
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,107
I go where I want to when I want to!
386
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:35,784
All day, every day,
85 and not one drop of rain.
387
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,619
And those nights.
388
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,582
Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy.
You have no idea.
389
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,959
He's a sweetheart underneath it all.
390
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:46,795
I wish I could get Lou to be like him.
391
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,339
More sensitive,
if you know what I mean.
392
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,966
That coral looks good.
393
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:55,804
I don't understand why I always
have to ask him for oral sex.
394
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,141
Not like you and your corrado.
395
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,687
Bebe, listen, I know we always used to
yak about our sex lives.
396
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,940
I think it would be better
if we didn't anymore.
397
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,359
- Okay.
- I mean it.
398
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,819
Sure!
399
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,322
Just, you're lucky, that's all.
400
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,663
So, ma, you coming to the game?
401
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,624
Game? What game?
402
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,418
Meadow's team is going to
the sectionals.
403
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,170
Nobody tells me anything.
404
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,839
Did everybody hear me just tell her?
405
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,468
Can anybody think of anything
else to talk about?
406
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:38,347
All right. Uncle jun, how was boca?
407
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,266
Wonderful. I don't go down enough.
408
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,519
That's not what I heard.
409
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,021
About what?
410
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,443
I don't know what I'm talking about.
411
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,821
Last time, aunt Bobbi
bought me a piranha.
412
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,531
A piranha? Come on!
413
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:58,200
That woman is not your aunt.
414
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:01,537
Livia, I warned you.
Bobbi is a sweet, sweet girl.
415
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,791
What's the matter?
416
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,209
What did I say?
417
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,963
This wife of yours,
she's got the giggles.
418
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,216
- Can I be excused?
- We just sat down!
419
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:17,594
- How can you play if you don't eat?
- You need protein.
420
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,764
- No, I don't, because I quit.
- You quit?
421
00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:23,642
With ally back,
you can go to the states.
422
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,395
She slits her wrists,
and you think of a game?
423
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:30,190
It wasn't like cobain.
It was just a little suicidal gesture.
424
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,027
- Come back here!
- You're not excused!
425
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,613
Let her go. Go ahead, honey!
426
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,532
- Ma!
- Why don't you butt out?
427
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,618
You only act nice when
you want to score points.
428
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,999
I will not eat in this house.
429
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,126
Junior, take me home.
430
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,421
- I'm not finished.
- She'll come back.
431
00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:01,138
The stukas and messerschmitts,
they have command of the skies.
432
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:09,938
I don't know.
433
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,232
I'm glad Meadow quit.
434
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:15,986
That coach pushes them to the brink.
It's unhealthy.
435
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,739
What do we mean when we
say commitment?
436
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,283
He thinks he can just walk away.
437
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,243
Watch it, cowboy, don't start.
438
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,374
- What's with you and uncle jun?
- Don't bother that coach.
439
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,836
- Come on. Tell me about uncle jun.
- No, stop it!
440
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,463
I can't!
441
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:37,132
- Yes, you can.
- All right. Okay.
442
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:44,806
Gabby Dante's cousin and Bobbi
go to the same nail parlor.
443
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:50,229
And your uncle...
No, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't!
444
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,981
- Come on.
- Okay, okay, okay.
445
00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,196
Well, let's just say...
446
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:03,784
Your uncle has acquired
a taste for her.
447
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:05,994
Uncle jun gives head?
448
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:07,788
World-class.
449
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,583
- He whistles to the wheat field?
- Don't be disgusting.
450
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:15,295
- He's a bushman of the kalahari!
- That's why I don't tell you.
451
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,339
You don't know when to stop!
452
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:19,508
My god, if this ever gets out...
453
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,803
Yeah, like you don't do it.
Or any of your friends.
454
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,888
Bunch of hypocrites.
455
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:29,017
What goes on in this bedroom
stays here, and you know that.
456
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,814
Once a year?
I can resist the urge to gossip.
457
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:48,036
Arthur? You're home?
458
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,372
The grease in that frialator.
459
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,417
I'm gonna smell like a cheap
French fry forever.
460
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:57,838
So this is why we scrimp and save
to send our kids to that school?
461
00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,549
So our name is dragged
through the mud?
462
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,050
What?
463
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,970
Shelly hauser called me this afternoon.
464
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:09,057
Your friend sent some y.O.'S
down there with a stolen TV set...
465
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,184
To try and bribe the coach.
466
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,645
From your friends at bada bing!
467
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:18,984
As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere
with a man like coach hauser.
468
00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,652
A TV set?
469
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:25,240
Do you honestly believe
that they're gonna stop there?
470
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,076
They tried bribing this man.
471
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,703
What's next?
472
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:34,499
- Always with the extreme scenarios.
- No, come on. Tell me, what's next?
473
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,209
You grew up here.
474
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:40,589
Don't pretend like you don't know
what Tony soprano is capable of.
475
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,259
Who is it?
476
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,677
I found your dog.
477
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,686
What?
478
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,105
No, you're mistaken.
My dog is upstairs.
479
00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,108
Golden retriever, blue nylon collar?
480
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,818
Honey, who is it?
481
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,028
Evening, ma'am.
482
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,949
He has our dog.
483
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,534
Where is petey?
484
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,536
- He was locked in.
- Come get him.
485
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,997
I wouldn't want petey
to get hit by a car.
486
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,850
Petey, petey!
487
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,435
You okay? Come here.
488
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:37,479
What, no reward?
489
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:41,441
Just kidding. I'm an animal lover.
490
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:44,820
You okay, boy?
491
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,823
Med, cheer up about the coach...
492
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,867
Because I feel he'll
reconsider the big move.
493
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,121
Did you do something?
494
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,831
What could I do?
495
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,793
He's gonna stick around and finish
what he started with the girls.
496
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,838
That's it.
497
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:05,715
Well, did I tell you?
498
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:15,183
Develop some appreciation,
because everyone helps you...
499
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,644
And all you do is bitch and moan!
500
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:22,023
This coach abandons his team,
and your friends get all worked up.
501
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,692
So I try to do something.
502
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,861
Is that why you think we're upset?
503
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,739
Because a coach who most of us
can't even stand is leaving?
504
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:33,410
You don't have to love him
to be successful.
505
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,370
"Catfish" hunter hated Billy Martin.
506
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,999
Bill parcells' guys can't stand him,
till they start to win.
507
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,626
Coach hauser had sex with ally.
508
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,212
What?
509
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:48,842
That's why she cut herself. That's
why I've been living at her house.
510
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,596
All right, hold on a minute.
511
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,097
Maybe...
512
00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:58,393
With ally?
513
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,604
Meadow, this is horrible.
514
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:04,858
This is also a serious accusation.
What exactly did ally say?
515
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,944
That they had sex, more than once...
516
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,322
That she's not a virgin anymore!
517
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,409
All right.
518
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,954
Ally's a very pretty girl.
519
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:19,623
Maybe there was...
520
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:22,584
Maybe there was confusion.
Maybe she wanted to...
521
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,420
Look like she was sophisticated
in your eyes.
522
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:31,384
- What?
- Tony, what if this had been Meadow?
523
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,595
What kind of confusion?
524
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,765
At her age? The coach shouldn't
have been in any position...
525
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,477
Where there's even a remote
possibility of confusion!
526
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,605
I'm losing my mind here.
527
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,066
Go downstairs
so me and Meadow can talk.
528
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,401
Jesus fucking Christ!
529
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,072
God, now what did I do?
530
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:56,243
I only told so he wouldn't make
coach hauser stay.
531
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:59,788
Meadow, this is a horrible,
horrible thing.
532
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,208
She's in love with him.
But he won't leave his wife.
533
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,002
Leave his wife? Meadow!
534
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,966
- Now, he didn't touch you, right?
- No.
535
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:12,926
What about deena?
536
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,762
If she hears about her father,
it'll destroy her.
537
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,932
Tell dad to let him go
anywhere he wants, okay?
538
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,809
Come here.
539
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,986
Moldonado and his brother,
they'll handle it.
540
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,863
Mol owes me a solid.
541
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:38,451
No. No hired help.
This is personal.
542
00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,037
I'm glad to hear you say that.
543
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,873
I'm gonna give him
a real after-school special.
544
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,796
- You out of your mind?
- What?
545
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,467
You kidnapped the coach's dog.
But if you do one more thing...
546
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:58,263
Shut up, Arthur. You're five
time zones behind your own ass.
547
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:01,766
No, I'm fucking serious.
You hear me, Tony?
548
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,227
You're serious?
549
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,770
Want to hear serious?
550
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,023
Want to know what your coach did?
551
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:12,819
He fucked little ally vandermeed
and who knows who else he fucked.
552
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,530
What are you talking about?
Fucked?
553
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:19,784
That's crazy.
554
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,621
That's why that kid slit her wrist.
555
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,581
And my daughter should know?
556
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,709
She should have to think
about that filth?
557
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:32,714
That self-righteous prick
put his dick...
558
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,884
In my little girl's soccer teammate.
559
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,220
Yeah. She's in 11th grade,
for Christ sake!
560
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:40,430
Oh, my god.
561
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:45,352
Chiara. He drove her home
one night when it was raining.
562
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,020
Oh, my little girl.
563
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:50,190
- Degenerate son of a bitch.
- He deserves to die!
564
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,734
Betraying children?
565
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:56,071
Believe me, he ain't gonna be doing
that shit no more.
566
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,448
I guarantee you that.
567
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,096
Nobody said to put my nephew
under surveillance.
568
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:23,932
I know, junior. I know.
569
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:27,227
I wanted to be safe
and I'm glad I was.
570
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,438
Because your nephew isn'tjust
at that titty bar...
571
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,524
And going to soccer games.
572
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:33,983
Go ahead.
573
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:37,946
Twice last week he goes toward
the medical center...
574
00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:39,447
And they lose him.
575
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,032
A girlfriend.
576
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:45,453
He's seeing this
Russian slit very open.
577
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,747
Your nephew is talking to the feds.
578
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:51,668
Where else would he be going
that requires such precautions?
579
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,629
What the fuck else
would be the big secret?
580
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,673
What am I, a swami?
581
00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,973
How you doing?
You're looking good.
582
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,641
How you feel?
583
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,480
You shanked it, sil.
584
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,191
I still got the coach on my mind.
585
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:20,447
We got fresh air, we got sunshine.
Forget about that shit.
586
00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,240
Thank god for golf some days.
587
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,576
I'm trying to concentrate here.
588
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,496
Did you get any golf in at boca?
589
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,999
Fucking manners, please!
590
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:38,173
You play manatee,
or what's that other one?
591
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:42,927
Will you let the man tee off?
You yap worse than six barbers!
592
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:46,014
If you'd have shut up during
that mountain lakes game...
593
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,349
You wouldn't have missed
that fly ball.
594
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,518
I was ashamed to face my friends.
595
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,231
Good, Mikey. Better.
596
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:56,858
What do you mean, better?
597
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:59,861
Well, you know, it's better.
598
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,368
Whoa, junior!
599
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,704
Whoa, junior, what?
600
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,792
- Uncle jun's into muff.
- What?
601
00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:18,087
Oh, did I say muff? I meant ruff.
602
00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:23,218
Good shot.
603
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:29,557
What's that smell?
Did you guys go to a Sushi bar?
604
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:32,227
- What's he talking about?
- I don't know.
605
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:36,064
I thought you were a baccala man.
What are you doing eating Sushi?
606
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,900
You're fucking running off
at the mouth.
607
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,535
Listen, my friend.
608
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,663
At least I can deal
with my own problems.
609
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,164
Unlike some I know.
610
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,415
What's that mean?
611
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,126
Take it however you want.
Don't bullshit me.
612
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,754
Guys, we here to play golf or what?
613
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,381
Come on.
614
00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:15,228
Everybody's just so upset.
615
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:19,482
The mother's on sedatives.
She's completely unable to deal.
616
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,985
The father lives in Europe somewhere.
617
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,572
The little girl, ally, she thinks
it's all her fault.
618
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,616
Bastard. He won't get away with this!
619
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,952
You got that right.
620
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:32,620
What?
621
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,041
Hand me that bottle of bug-b-gon,
will you?
622
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,626
Arthur, what?
623
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,923
Something going on, Artie?
624
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:48,386
Your mobster friend
gonna do something?
625
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:54,225
If I had any balls,
I would do it myself.
626
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:57,770
You do have balls.
That's why you're not like him.
627
00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:04,068
This isn't making a slob take his hat off.
628
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:08,448
This is beating a man to death
or cutting his balls off, or what?
629
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,243
You can't tell me he doesn't deserve it!
630
00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,662
Okay, but...
631
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,582
Listen, think about what you're saying!
632
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,542
Yeah, you tell me.
633
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:23,296
Who's worse: Tony soprano
or that child-molesting fuck?
634
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,634
I trusted him. I'd like to
rip his heart out of his chest!
635
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:31,429
Jesus Christ, I cannot believe
you only think about yourself!
636
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:32,805
Myself?
637
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,558
Myself?
638
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,227
I resent that, Charmaine.
639
00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:53,242
Junior, what the fuck?
What's the matter?
640
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:57,330
What? That bullshit with the Sushi?
641
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:03,586
No. I don't know what he
was talking about. He babbles.
642
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,755
- What?
- You're another one!
643
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,549
Me? He completely lacked respect.
644
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,761
I'm tired of having to make
excuses for him.
645
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,764
- It isn't right.
- Because he's a mental weakling.
646
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,016
- I know.
- You don't know shit!
647
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,399
He's seeing a psychiatrist.
648
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:25,942
How about that?
649
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:30,279
My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist.
It makes me want to cry.
650
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,447
No shit?
651
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,159
The indictment's being prepared.
He's spilling his guts!
652
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,036
I fucking knew it.
653
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,914
No, you didn't know it. I just told you.
654
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,462
God knows how much
of our family business he has.
655
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:49,674
- If the place is bugged...?
- That's not admissible.
656
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:54,470
It's that doctor-patient privilege.
Just like us and melvoin.
657
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,640
Melvoin's a lawyer.
He's in the fucking ballpark.
658
00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,768
Suppose this shrink gets scared
or something?
659
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:03,604
Remember those two brothers
in California?
660
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,732
They whacked their parents?
661
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,775
The shrink was in a witness chair.
662
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,778
Shit.
663
00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:16,451
Anthony wants to play games, okay.
664
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,411
I taught him games.
665
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,623
I taught him how to play baseball.
666
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,212
Talking about clipping him?
667
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,423
Nobody would slap my wrist if I did.
668
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,386
Guys in prison have done
half the damage he has.
669
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,390
The judicial system has improved
in dealing with sexual predators.
670
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,392
Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him.
671
00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:44,062
If you're telling me of intent
to harm him...
672
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:47,440
I must warn you of my duty to
alert law enforcement.
673
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,067
Why do I tell you anything?
674
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:53,821
I'm interested in why you feel
punishing this man falls upon you.
675
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,115
- It doesn't fall upon you.
- What?
676
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,409
What would you do?
You'd call the cops...
677
00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,245
Who'd get some judge,
who'd give him counseling...
678
00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:05,958
To talk about his unhappy childhood,
and we could have sympathy for him.
679
00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,169
Because he's the victim, right?
680
00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:11,047
You know what you do?
You ignore the truth.
681
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,466
Discredit psychology all you want.
682
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:18,137
But I continue to ask the question.
Why do you think you...
683
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,682
Always have to set things right?
684
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,193
Hey, Paulie, is Tony in?
685
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,279
I got to talk to you.
686
00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,614
I'm busy right now.
687
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,407
I got to talk to you.
688
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:43,204
All right. We'll finish later, all right?
689
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:56,801
Come on in.
690
00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:08,437
It's about the thing.
691
00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:09,856
You know what?
692
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:15,319
- Nothing's happened yet, has it?
- Just got to make the call.
693
00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:18,739
- I'm savoring the moment.
- Call it off.
694
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:21,117
Don't worry about it.
695
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:22,660
You don't go near this.
696
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,580
I don't care about that.
It's wrong, Tony.
697
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:29,417
- You can't do it.
- It's wrong?
698
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:30,751
What he did isn't?
699
00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:33,254
I'm begging you.
I hate the guy too.
700
00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:36,215
What do you want to do?
701
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,969
Want to call the cops? Here's the phone.
702
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:42,471
They'll arrest him.
703
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:45,600
And he'll get out in two years
and move north.
704
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:46,934
And then?
705
00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,687
He'll teach girls' soccer
and start all over.
706
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:53,608
You don't think I want to rip him
apart like a chicken?
707
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:57,612
I drove by his house.
I almost got out.
708
00:44:58,779 --> 00:44:59,780
But you didn't.
709
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:02,825
Something happens to him,
who does it help?
710
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:05,828
His daughter? That girl?
711
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,413
No. You, Tony.
712
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:12,752
And silvio and me and whoever.
It's just gonna make us feel better.
713
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:17,632
So don't even think about calling this
justice. Leave it to the cops.
714
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:20,009
Look, let me ask you a question.
715
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:23,638
Who are you, coming in here
talking to me like this?!
716
00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,850
Now, your boyfriend is finished.
You deal with it!
717
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,143
Okay?
718
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,604
Tony, don't do it.
719
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:33,272
This is me asking you.
720
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,024
Why don't you get out?!
721
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,651
Come on.
722
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,819
Get the fuck out, go!
723
00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:40,404
Let's go!
724
00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:42,240
Come on, come on!
725
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,821
Corrado?
726
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:07,616
I was worried! You usually call
me when you're this late.
727
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:13,247
I bought us some barbecued chicken,
salad and lemon meringue pie.
728
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,166
But I got hungry and ate.
729
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,543
Did I tell you to
keep your mouth shut?!
730
00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:21,047
Did I tell you to keep
your goddamn mouth shut?!
731
00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:22,923
Don't hit me!
732
00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:42,735
You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!
733
00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,197
I don't understand!
734
00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:50,951
Get your pencils and your crap
and don't be here tomorrow!
735
00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,871
No, corrado. Don't leave.
736
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:56,207
I love you!
737
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,211
I am so sorry!
738
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:02,588
No, corrado!
739
00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,945
- Yeah?
- You there at the place?
740
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,363
Is he in the house?
741
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:30,491
Fuck it. Walk away.
742
00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,368
Just walk away. Don't do it.
743
00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:35,830
All right.
744
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,833
- Leave it alone.
- Yeah. No problem.
745
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,961
Son of a bitch!
746
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,172
Colleagues and neighbors were
shocked...
747
00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:48,175
To hear of charges
brought against hauser...
748
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:51,762
Coach of the verbum dei
high school girls' soccer team.
749
00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:54,598
Alerted by a friend of
the alleged victim...
750
00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:57,226
Whose name cannot be revealed...
751
00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,062
Police issued a warrant
for his arrest.
752
00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:19,540
Tony, Jesus!
You smell like lord calvert.
753
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,440
What is with you tonight?
754
00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:49,528
What is this?
755
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:52,448
Jesus!
756
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,074
Mixed with alcohol!
757
00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:57,203
Tony, that's wonderful. Happy trails.
758
00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:58,996
Here, let's get you to bed.
759
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:06,670
I didn't hurt nobody.
760
00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:25,356
Call the shrink. Tell her the town's
going to give her a fucking bonus.
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