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- So dumb!
- I know.
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Fuckin' so dumb.
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Delaney was at
the Coulson last night?
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What side?
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- Which fuckin' side?
- The strip club side.
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The strip club side.
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The Yanks brought
their team in a day early
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for a Sudbury
Saturday night game.
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Guess no one told them
our Friday's
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have a similar reputation.
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How do you know
he was at the rippers?
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'Cause I was in there too.
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He was in the VIP room
the entire night
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and just took his pick
and kept filling their pockets.
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Is that what the kids
are callin' it these days?
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How do you know this?
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'Cause I was in there too.
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- Aren't you dating a guy now?
- I wasn't that night.
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Out roaming for a canal, Ziig?
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- They closed the place down.
- Good.
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If he had a late one,
he won't be 100% today.
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Turns out the night was young.
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He was going to the wee hours,
going hard.
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Well, Delaney loves
the snooters.
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I don't know how he was
getting any up there
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- after a certain point.
- How do you know that?
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'Cause I was in there too.
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Get between his ears early.
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If he was up doin' snooters
all night,
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he's between his own ears.
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You tryin' a new scent, Ziig?
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Still on me from last night.
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You guys know how much
perfume strippers wear.
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- No, I don't.
- Kee-he-he-he!
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Yo, were the sluts with
their girls again all day?
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- Ask them.
- Is Michaels still
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- acting weird?
- Goalies are always weird.
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- Why are the Jims always late?
- Bangin' yer mom, Ziig!
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Even with the new hired guns,
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don't lose track of Belson,
Welson, Bilson, and Wilson.
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We won't.
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{\an8}- Remy Nadeau!
- Oui, oui, oui.
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{\an8}Benny et Remy Nadeau!
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Ay-yo!
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Bilson � Belson,
Belson retour � Bilson,
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Bilson � Wilson.
Wilson � Welson.
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Welson de retour � Wilson,
Wilson � Benson.
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{\an8}No, no!
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Et un Remy Nadeau!
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So, you don't think if you
put the top three American
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players against
the top three Canadians,
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- it would be close?
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
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- You're serious?
- I get it, bud,
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you got your first tuggy
down there playin' NCAA,
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but the hockey's better up here
and so are the tuggies.
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Okay, Matthews, Gaudreau,
and Tkachuk brothers.
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- Either one.
- Pick one.
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- No, I can't.
- Give your balls a tug.
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It's the same with
the Hughes brothers.
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- Tit fucker.
- What okay,
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Matthews, Gaudreau, and Eichel.
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McDavid, MacKinnon, and Crosby.
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- That'd be close!
- I didn't even say Makar
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and the other three might say
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he's better than
all three of them.
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Let's get goin' here, boys!
Let's go now!
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Wilson � Bilson � Belson
� B-Belson � D-Delson
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� W-Wilson, � W-B-Delson
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- � Ben-selonay.
- Opalye!
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So, how's it feel, Delaney?
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You did so much blow,
you're in the NOSHO.
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Hey, is that coke on your nose?
I'm callin' the cops.
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Hey, Delaney, let's get
an eight-ball put some porn on.
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Hey, better check your balance.
I heard you left your card
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in the ATM, ya fuckin' loser.
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- Knock it off, Shoresy.
- Schnurr!
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- No one's buggin' ya over here.
- Schnurr!
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Don't bug us, we won't bug you.
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Shut the fuck up, Schnurr,
you old fuck.
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Hey, ya up late doin'
some of that Chuck Sheen?
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A little up town?
A little nose cardio?
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Hey, what does that
remind ya of, Delaney?
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Hey, what does that
remind ya of?
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Boy, it's sure great
to be able to breathe
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outta my nose right now,
Delaney, I gotta tell ya.
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I've played through
worse, Shoresy.
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- Shut up.
- And against better.
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You feel like shit.
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Playing guilty's
a performance enhancer.
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- You're still high.
- You watch.
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I think you're still high.
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Shut the fuck up, Shoresy.
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- Fer what?
- Shut your fuckin' mouth.
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- Hey, take it easy, big boy.
- You don't go near him.
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The cops are comin'.
Let's get outta here.
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- Come on, let's go!
- Fuck you!
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- Hurry!
- Nah, get the fuck outta here.
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Hey, you want this?
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{\an8}Wilson � Phil?
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{\an8}Ooh...
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{\an8}Et Remy Nadeau!
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Shut up ya fuckin' goon!
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- I'll get ya.
- Yeah, let's fuckin' see it.
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I'll spear ya in the teeth
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before you get your gloves off.
Yeah? Let's fuckin' see it!
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- I'll fuckin' get ya!
- Hey, you like your teeth?
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Everyone outta here!
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You wanna look
like that? Hey!
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- Let's see it.
- I'll fuckin' get ya, bud.
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Yeah, good luck with the Jims,
ya big dumb fuck!
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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Yeah, good luck with
the Jims, ya fuckin' goon.
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I'll go through
the whole fuckin' team
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- to get to ya, Shoresy.
- Let's see it!
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- What're ya gonna do?
- I'll go through 'em
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- fuckin' twice to get ya!
- You're not gonna do
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fuckin' anything! Yeah,
let's fuckin' see it!
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I'll go through everybody!
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Did ya get that, Cor?
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Roger.
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Fuckin'.
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Hey, how'd your date
go last night, Liam?
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- It was good.
- Yeah? What'd ya do?
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We went to the theatre
at the Rainbow Centre.
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No, I mean what'd you do?
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Sorry.
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Yeah.
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Frenched for a bit,
but nothin' else.
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Must've had your walkie clipped
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to your shoulder then?
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- Woo!
- Hey,
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Jims!
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Whudda y'at?
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{\an8}You know what's good
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in a chicken salad?
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I expected ya to be a bit
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more involved out there, Jim.
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- Yeah.
- Jim.
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- Sorry.
- Jim.
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We'll get there, Shoresy.
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Don't worry 'bout it, bud.
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- Wasabi aioli.
- All right, boys,
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if there's one thing
better than winning,
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it's beating the Yanks.
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And those guys across the rink,
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if there's one thing
worse than losing,
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- it's losing to Canada.
- B'ys, there's nutting
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for them so bad as dat.
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We're gettin' pretty close
to something real shiny
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at the finish line here, boys.
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And the Yanks wanna make sure
we don't get it.
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So, when that puck drops,
you'd better be goin',
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'cause you bet
the Soo Hunt will be.
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Well, might take Delaney
a minute to get goin'.
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- We gotta set the tone, boys!
- Unless he's over there
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- hittin' rips before the anthem!
- I've got a pretty good idea
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on who's settin'
the tone tonight.
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Who's gonna set the tone,
Sanger?
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- Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
- Jim, you ready?
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- Yeah.
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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- Yaa-hoo!
- Jim, you ready?
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- Yes.
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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- Yaa-hoo!
- Jim, you ready?
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Feelin' pretty good, Sanger.
Feelin' ready to go.
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- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
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{\an8}Dolo, ready to mix it up?
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- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
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Hitch, how ya feelin' about
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- two points tonight?
- Yes, sir!
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Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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Yaa-hoo!
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Who's gonna set the tone, boys?
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Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
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Here we go!
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What the fuck, Jim?
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Who's fuckin' going?
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Who's goin, boys? Who's goin'?
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Fuck's sake!
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- Let's go, Jim!
- Set the tone, Jimmy.
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Set the tone.
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Go!
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Fuck's sake!
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Fuck's sake!
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Yeah! Come on!
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36 is gone, Sanguinet.
Third man in.
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Shoresy's line.
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Well, boys, better
fuckin' run 'em up.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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I'll get that fuckin'
cunt in the second.
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That'd be great!
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Well, are we just gonna be
down a goal all night, boys?
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Let's get ahead! Shoot the puck!
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Fuck's sake! Wake the fuck up!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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How do you like it, Shoresy,
How do you like it?
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Shut up ya fuckin' drunk!
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Haha!
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Could use a momentum
swing here, Sanger!
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Jims' line.
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Run 'em up
and fill 'em in, boys.
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Let's fuckin' go!
Holy fuck, Goody, Dolo,
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if I spray the puck
with Melodie's perfume,
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you think you'd go
after it a little harder?
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Fuck, Fish, are you ever
gonna score again?
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I'm startin' to think you'll
never score again? Ever?
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Here we go! Here we go.
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Come on, Jimmy!
Jim, come on! Come on, Jimmy.
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- Come on, baby!
- Come on, Jimmy!
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- Get him!
- Here we go!
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- Let's go Jim.
- Come on, Jimmy!
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For fuck's sake.
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Fuck's sake.
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- There ya go, yeah!
- Let's go!
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Yeah! Fuck's sake. Fuck!
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Shoresy.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, just sometimes
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when I get real frustrated,
I cry a little bit.
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But I'm fuckin' trying not to.
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- Maybe just cry, my guy.
- No, no,
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let's do somethin'
fuckin' productive.
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- Behind the eight-ball here.
- Yeah, well,
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that's what happens when
you don't set the tone.
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- Jims tried to set the tone.
- They never set it.
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- Never got set.
- Well, ya gotta set
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the fucking tone!
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Dolo sucks tonight.
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Well, don't let Goody
off the hook.
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I don't expect them
to show up in the third either.
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Well, they already played
a fuckin' period between
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- the sheets.
- They look like shit.
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- They stink!
- Frankie's head
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- is somewhere else.
- Yeah, probably
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in a box of Zebra Cakes.
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What do you wanna do?
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You tell me.
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Let's go through
the supporting cast.
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- That's all we can do.
- Fish.
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Fish may never score
again, Sanguinet!
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Exactly. No use for scorers
who don't score.
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Holy fuck, Jims!
What happened?
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00:11:03,242 --> 00:11:05,310
I thought I'd take a few
to get inside
243
00:11:05,311 --> 00:11:07,145
and maybe he'd break
his hand on my head.
244
00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:08,546
Lucky you didn't
245
00:11:08,547 --> 00:11:09,748
- get knocked out.
- How many times
246
00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:11,416
- have you been knocked out?
- Four or five.
247
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,953
- That's a lot of concussions.
- Never had a concussion.
248
00:11:15,087 --> 00:11:16,855
Well, Fish,
ya ready to be the hero?
249
00:11:16,856 --> 00:11:18,022
What?
250
00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:19,691
- You just said...
- I know what I said.
251
00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:21,226
You're gonna score us
a fuckin' goal.
252
00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:23,262
- What if I don't?
- You're cut.
253
00:11:25,464 --> 00:11:26,731
I'm cut?
254
00:11:26,732 --> 00:11:28,733
You used to score us
a goal a game.
255
00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:31,102
- How many did you get last game?
- Zero.
256
00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:34,606
- And the game before that?
- Zero.
257
00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:36,508
- And the game before that?
- Zero!
258
00:11:36,509 --> 00:11:38,443
No use for scorers
who don't score.
259
00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:50,455
Score us a goal, Fish.
260
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,322
My man.
261
00:12:57,089 --> 00:12:59,290
Well, Fish, you scored
the game-winning goal,
262
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,059
but your mom's real ugly.
How's it feel?
263
00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:03,662
Pretty big smile for
a guy who almost got cut.
264
00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:06,064
- That was fucked up.
- Well, didn't see you
265
00:13:06,065 --> 00:13:07,866
complainin' when your teammates
were mobbin' ya.
266
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,267
- I'm serious.
- Didn't see you complainin'
267
00:13:09,268 --> 00:13:10,802
when the fans
were cheerin' your name.
268
00:13:10,803 --> 00:13:12,237
- That wasn't cool.
- Won't see you complainin'
269
00:13:12,238 --> 00:13:14,539
when you're gettin' your dink
sucked later tonight.
270
00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,707
Or maybe I will.
271
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:17,610
What, you want me
to come watch or?
272
00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:20,513
Don't fuck with me
like that again.
273
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:22,847
Nice game, coach.
274
00:13:43,736 --> 00:13:45,436
I think it's pretty
fuckin' obvious.
275
00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:53,145
- Shoresy.
- Call your fuckin' parents.
276
00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:56,047
Cunt hair away from
fucking up that record, slut.
277
00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:58,516
Well, they don't ask how,
they ask how many.
278
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:00,318
Could do without
the suspense next time.
279
00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:02,520
- Ask and you shall receive.
- Kee-he-he!
280
00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:04,155
- You've got press.
- Yew!
281
00:14:04,156 --> 00:14:05,990
- Not with her.
- I was gonna say,
282
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:07,158
let me grab a shower first.
283
00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:08,793
Got a fuckin' ecosystem
down here.
284
00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:10,128
- Ew!
- This guy knows
285
00:14:10,129 --> 00:14:11,863
- what I'm talkin' about.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
286
00:14:11,864 --> 00:14:14,732
It's a different
press opportunity.
287
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:16,268
Well, is she hot?
288
00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:23,375
Is he dying?
289
00:14:24,243 --> 00:14:27,178
- What?
- Is he going to die?
290
00:14:27,179 --> 00:14:28,980
- No.
- What's wrong with you?
291
00:14:28,981 --> 00:14:30,949
Well, usually when
they bring somebody in
292
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,917
for something like this,
like a kid, it's 'cause
293
00:14:32,918 --> 00:14:35,019
- it's like...
- What?
294
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:36,554
- His last wish.
- No!
295
00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:38,356
What do you think,
you're the fuckin' Rock?
296
00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:39,757
So, he's not dying or anything?
297
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:41,359
- No!
- You're in the fucking NOSHO,
298
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,027
- you're a nobody.
- Then why do you got me
299
00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:44,562
doing an interview
with a fucking infant?
300
00:14:44,563 --> 00:14:45,563
'Cause we...
301
00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:47,131
- He's not an infant.
- 'Cause we are
302
00:14:47,132 --> 00:14:48,666
an organization by the community
for the community
303
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,169
and doing interviews
for his popular YouTube show
304
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,670
will help us reach
more of our community.
305
00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:55,440
So, first you got us
with our dinks out in calendars,
306
00:14:55,441 --> 00:14:58,142
and now you want us
on a kids' show?
307
00:14:58,143 --> 00:15:00,345
It is a bit weird
when he puts it that way.
308
00:15:00,346 --> 00:15:02,213
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fer what?!
309
00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:03,781
We want more kids out to games.
310
00:15:03,782 --> 00:15:05,416
- Why?
- Because kids in sports
311
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:07,452
- stay off the streets.
- Drugs kill dreams.
312
00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:08,886
You're an idiot.
313
00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:11,689
- His name is Jory.
- What?
314
00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:14,692
- Jor-y.
- Jory?
315
00:15:14,693 --> 00:15:18,563
Yeah, like Cory but Jory.
316
00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:21,734
My God. So dumb.
317
00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:25,571
Ready? Okay.
318
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:29,007
Welcome to the Sudbury Kids
Sports Report.
319
00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:30,341
I'm your host,
Jory Jordan and I'm here
320
00:15:30,342 --> 00:15:32,578
with the captain of your
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.
321
00:15:33,012 --> 00:15:34,379
What's up, buddy?
322
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:37,115
- What's goin' on?
- Another win for the Bulldogs.
323
00:15:37,116 --> 00:15:38,483
- You bet.
- That's a good lesson
324
00:15:38,484 --> 00:15:40,653
for the kids at home,
you don't have to be pretty.
325
00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:43,655
Let's open it up
to some fan questions.
326
00:15:43,656 --> 00:15:45,923
This one comes from local
realtor Brandon Town.
327
00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:47,859
"Great job on the calendar."
328
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:49,227
Thanks buddy, appreciate that.
329
00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:51,629
You understand that's
out there forever now?
330
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,064
Think you'll have kids one day?
331
00:15:53,065 --> 00:15:54,732
Maybe you can't.
332
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:56,167
If a kid came to school
and said,
333
00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:58,136
"Hey, look at this calendar,
it's your dad."
334
00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,905
Can't get much worse than that.
335
00:16:00,572 --> 00:16:03,108
Only if you got a name
like Jory Jordan.
336
00:16:03,976 --> 00:16:05,209
Let's go to another
fan question.
337
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:06,577
There aren't any.
338
00:16:06,578 --> 00:16:09,481
You're not that great
at interviews. Kinda simple?
339
00:16:10,315 --> 00:16:11,949
They weeded out all
the simple kids from gen pop
340
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,852
in grade 3 at my school.
What was it for you?
341
00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:15,653
Just a couple more
questions, Jory.
342
00:16:15,654 --> 00:16:17,789
Would you say getting held
back in grade 2 was worse
343
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,257
than getting held back
in grade 1?
344
00:16:19,258 --> 00:16:21,159
- Alright, last one, Jory.
- Two-part question.
345
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,127
What was it like seeing
all your friends move up a grade
346
00:16:23,128 --> 00:16:25,129
without you, and do you use
that as motivation today?
347
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,065
Thanks, Nat. That was fun.
348
00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:28,332
Looks like that'll be all
for tonight
349
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,767
on the Sudbury Kids
Sports Report.
350
00:16:29,768 --> 00:16:31,135
Get big and strong, kid.
351
00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:33,137
You're gonna need it
if you wanna act like that.
352
00:16:33,138 --> 00:16:35,273
Don't take it out on me
that you can't have kids.
353
00:16:35,274 --> 00:16:36,741
- For fuck sakes, Shoresy.
- Fer what?!
354
00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:39,010
- What the hell was that?
- He's not even dying.
355
00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:40,278
I meant the game.
356
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,346
What the one we're
on a 22-game heater after?
357
00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:44,048
- We sucked.
- We stink.
358
00:16:44,049 --> 00:16:45,550
- Frankie was somewhere else.
- He hasn't heard
359
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:47,819
- from his girlfriends, my guy.
- Girlfriends?
360
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,021
Goody and Dolo have had
their heads in mitt all day.
361
00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:51,089
Michaels is still acting weird.
362
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,824
Goalies are always weird.
363
00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,125
And what is with the Jims?
364
00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:55,460
Well, they didn't set the tone.
365
00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:57,428
Have you ever heard
of Reach For The Top?
366
00:16:57,429 --> 00:16:58,763
Sanguinet, did you threaten
367
00:16:58,764 --> 00:17:00,131
to cut Fish if he didn't score?
368
00:17:00,132 --> 00:17:02,533
- Who ratted?
- It wasn't a threat.
369
00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:04,102
Sanguinet...
370
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:05,970
- Is that true?
- You surprised?
371
00:17:05,971 --> 00:17:07,171
Well, didn't see him complainin'
372
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:08,506
when his teammates
were mobbin' him.
373
00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:10,208
- That's over the top.
- Didn't see him complainin'
374
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:11,409
when the fans
were cheerin' his name.
375
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,944
- Don't do that again.
- Won't see him
376
00:17:12,945 --> 00:17:15,413
complainin' when he's gettin'
his dink sucked later tonight.
377
00:17:15,414 --> 00:17:18,316
Or maybe I will. Fuck it,
I'll watch if he wants me to.
378
00:17:18,317 --> 00:17:20,151
You have multiple fires
to put out, Shoresy.
379
00:17:20,152 --> 00:17:22,053
Which one are you gonna
start with first?
380
00:17:22,054 --> 00:17:23,154
- Yeah, so...
- Never mind,
381
00:17:23,155 --> 00:17:25,289
I don't care. But start now.
382
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,658
- My God!
- Go!
383
00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:29,461
So dumb.
384
00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:33,097
- Sanguinet?
- Man's a killer now.
385
00:17:33,098 --> 00:17:35,166
I used to not like it
when he was like that.
386
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,502
- Like what?
- Shoresy.
387
00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:39,470
You don't want him
anything like Shoresy.
388
00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:42,807
I gotta say,
he's settling into it, though.
389
00:17:42,808 --> 00:17:45,444
- Loves to win.
- Hates to lose.
390
00:17:46,044 --> 00:17:47,545
Bulldog hockey, baby.
391
00:17:48,881 --> 00:17:50,883
Hi.
392
00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:55,354
Couldn't find the arena guy.
Do you mind if I step in?
393
00:17:56,488 --> 00:17:57,755
Unfortunately, you got
a problem with all three
394
00:17:57,756 --> 00:17:59,423
shower heads in the visitors'
locker room.
395
00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:01,225
They're almost completely
blocked and they're leakin'
396
00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:02,426
where the heads meet the hose.
397
00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:03,661
What are you, a fuckin' plumber?
398
00:18:03,662 --> 00:18:05,062
Yeah. Always wanted
to learn a trade.
399
00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:06,531
Better late than never.
400
00:18:06,532 --> 00:18:08,533
I got caught workin' late today.
Ended up takin' my truck
401
00:18:08,534 --> 00:18:11,402
to the game. Luckily,
I had some Teflon tape in there
402
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:13,671
and I fixed the seals
where the heads meet the hose.
403
00:18:13,672 --> 00:18:16,542
But as for the heads themselves,
do you have any CLR?
404
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:19,777
'K, great. Have your arena guy
run 'em through that
405
00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:22,080
for a couple minutes.
They'll be as good as new.
406
00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:25,416
And that's not to imply you
couldn't do this all yourself,
407
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,251
I just figured you'd be
pretty busy
408
00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:28,820
running the best team
in the league and all.
409
00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:30,154
Soon to be the best team ever.
410
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:32,691
Right. Goodnight.
411
00:18:36,395 --> 00:18:37,595
What a fuckin' nerd.
412
00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:39,263
That guy played
a thousand games in the show.
413
00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:40,598
Now he's in the NOSHO.
414
00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:42,300
That guy played with
first-ballot Hall of Famers.
415
00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:45,002
- Now he's a plumber.
- Everybody needs a plumber.
416
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:47,138
What a fuckin' nerd.
417
00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:48,539
Nat.
418
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,341
Dude, your knees are shaking.
419
00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:52,009
Holy shit woman,
you're fired up.
420
00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:55,146
I don't think
I've ever seen this.
421
00:18:56,481 --> 00:18:57,982
You don't date sluts, remember?
422
00:18:57,983 --> 00:19:00,618
Yeah, you just take them down.
423
00:19:02,654 --> 00:19:03,755
So...
424
00:19:05,324 --> 00:19:07,058
I'm gonna fuck that slut.
425
00:19:07,108 --> 00:19:11,658
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