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Hey! What the...
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Watch it!
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Come on !
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Hey, watch it, asshole.
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Hey.
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Where are you off to i n such a h u rry?
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Wherever I want. Now get out of my way!
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-Move !
-Okay, ch i l l , man !
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I'm movi ng .
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I'm safe. No way he fi nds me u p here.
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It's j ust you r nerves, Tom my.
He's not here.
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He can't be.
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Al l rig ht, you snooty clown .
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You won't take me without a fig ht.
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Speak, dam n you ! Say someth i ng .
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Say anyth i ng !
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Mi me the gap.
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And, boom!
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Wow, look at that.
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My agent was right.
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This is it. My big break.
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The one that takes me
from C-list action guy
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to A-list action guy.
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Oh. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
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You don 't even know who I am.
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Let me introduce myself.
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My name is--
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Cut!
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Nope. My name is not "Cut."
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But you get that. You're smart.
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Unlike that guy, the director,
and I use that term very loosely.
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He 's only here because he made
a really popular shampoo commercial...
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. . . somewhere in Yugoslavia.
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Now, you'd think a guy like that
would be grateful for the opportunity.
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But no.
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Not this guy.
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And you know why?
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Because he 's a bully,
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and there 's nothing on this earth
I hate more than a bully.
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What the hel l was that?
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-What the hel l was what?
-That!
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The l i ne is, "G ravity's a bitch . "
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Not "Mi me the gap" !
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We have to have that l i ne.
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Remem ber, you say it at the beg i n n i ng ,
and then it comes i nto play at the end .
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Oh , come on , Ethan .
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We both know that
"g ravity's a bitch" is a terri ble l i ne.
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You don't see the writer
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-raisi ng h is hand to com plai n .
-U h , g uys, cou ld you ...
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And honestly, even if he d id ,
he's j ust a writer.
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I can always toss a can of Blab
out the wi ndow
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and get another one
that wi l l beg for a chance
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to rewrite th is garbage.
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I don't need some d iva
D-l ist action star i m provisi ng l i nes.
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I was fou nd i n the sl u ms of Thai land ,
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where I worked as an assassi n ,
ki l l i ng men with on ly my pi n ky.
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So if you wan na keep g ivi ng me g rief,
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then , pal , we can end th is rig ht now.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is what we call acting.
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Bam!
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Yeah , I . . . I mean ,
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"Mi me the gap" is pretty clever.
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After al l ,
fi l m maki ng is about col laboration .
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We can make it work.
I n fact, I love it. G reat idea.
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G lad you came arou nd .
Now, don't bother me.
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We've got one more day of shooti ng
before Ch ristmas break
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and you r star needs some "me" ti me.
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Ch uck. I thoug ht I said no orange ones.
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The dye wi l l ki l l me.
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You want me to d ie, Ch uck?
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No, Mr. Cage. Of cou rse I don't.
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I . . . I wou ld . . .
I'd g ive my l ife for you , si r.
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Oh, I bet he would.
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That's Chuck, my assistant.
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Fresh off the bus from who-knows-where.
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I mean, he told me,
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but boring info like that
just slips away, you know?
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Good kid.
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A little obsessed with yours truly.
But who isn 't?
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Al l rig ht, keep u p the autog raph i ng .
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There are some adori ng fans
desperate to see my face.
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Joh n ny! Joh n ny!
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Oh , man . We are screwed , kid .
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Brian Van Jones,
producer extraordinaire.
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Good guy.
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We 've done a few films overseas.
Nothing you'd remember.
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But this movie is as much of a break
for him as it is for me.
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Is th is about the rewrite?
Now, before you get u pset,
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d id you hear the l i ne?
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You are gon na love it.
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I th row the g uy off the trai n
and I'm l i ke, "Mi me"--
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No, Joh n ny, it's Jen n ifer.
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She's gone.
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Who's Jen n ifer?
Oh . My co-star, Jen n ifer?
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Yes, you r co-star. The star.
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Wel l , I don't know if she's "the. "
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Her most i m portant scene
is slated for tomorrow,
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and we can't fi nd her.
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What? Wait.
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Are you h itti ng the booger sugar agai n ,
Brian? Come on .
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I wish .
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She's not answeri ng her phone,
her assistant's d isappeared .
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And if we can't get her
on set by tomorrow,
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th is movie doesn't get fi n ished .
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And then we're screwed .
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We pre-sold th is movie
al l over the world on her name.
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I've a m i l l ion dol lars
com i ng from N igeria.
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N igeria, Joh n ny.
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You know how hard that is
i n a cou ntry that has th ree theaters?
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Yeah , yeah , yeah . But, I mean ,
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we know who the mai n d raw
for th is th i ng is, rig ht?
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Yeah , she is.
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I don't know what we're gon na do.
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Without that scene...
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Th is was my big break, you know?
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A red one?
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You know red dye wi l l ki l l you , rig ht?
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Mr. Cage says that's the orange ones.
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No, orange ones are fi ne.
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Red ones wi l l blow out you r ass
and melt you r stomach .
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Everybody knows that.
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-I cou ld do--
-Brian , cal m down .
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I'm on you r side here.
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Now what if I head over
to Jen n ifer's house
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and show her a l ittle
Joh n ny Cage charisma?
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Real ly, Joh n ny? You'd do that?
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Oh , come on , man .
There's noth i ng to worry about.
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Joh n ny Cage has it hand led .
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You're a special g uy, Joh n ny.
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In retrospect,
this is where everything went sideways.
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See my name
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In the bright lights I got the fame
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And the film lights, it's my time...
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I've fi n ished send i ng the g ifts
req uested to you r fam i ly and friends.
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G reat.
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We're al most to the fi n ish l i ne, Ch uck.
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After I convi nce Jen n ifer
to come back to the set,
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we can fi nal ly take a break.
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And by "we, " I mean "me, "
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'cause I'l l need you
to work th roug h the hol iday.
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It real ly is the most
wonderfu l ti me of the year.
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I ndeed , si r.
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Thoug h , it's strange to celebrate
Ch ristmas without any snow.
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Snow?
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You can leave that sh it
to the suckers on the East Coast.
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Me, I l i ke to celebrate
Baby J C's bi rthday,
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same i n itials, by the way, rig ht here
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i n su n ny SoCal .
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Golden su nsh i ne,
bl ue skies, pretty g i rls.
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-She's sti l l looki ng?
-Yeah .
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-Sti l l?
-Yeah .
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Good .
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Famous
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I'm so famous...
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Mr. Cage. Can I ask you a q uestion?
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Yes. My hai r is real .
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No, I can't actual ly
pu nch th roug h metal .
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And , yes, it's true
what they said about Dol ly and I ,
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but I don't l i ke to tal k about it.
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No. No, I . . . I j ust...
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I j ust want to know how you got so cool .
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Good q uestion , Ch uck.
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And l ucky for you , we have a few m i n utes
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for me to regale you on the orig i ns
of the Adon is you see before you .
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I was once l i ke you .
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Truth is,
I was bu l l ied a lot i n school .
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You were?
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Yeah , I was.
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From Paris to Japan
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Let's start at the beginning.
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Yep, there I am.
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Getting my ass handed to me
in gym class.
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You're gon na cry, l ittle baby?
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Aw, l ittle baby's gon na cry.
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Well, of course I'm gonna cry,
you pizza-faced asshole.
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You just threw a basketball at my nose.
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My mom tried calling
the principal, the teachers.
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They all said the same thing.
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"Boys will be boys.
Things will get better."
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But they didn 't.
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It got worse.
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My mom, a saint among saints.
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The person who always said
fighting was for Neanderthals,
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had had enough.
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She took me to the local dojo...
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...one of those strip mall places
you've seen a dozen times.
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This wasn 't some sort of fly-by-night,
black-belt-for-moneyjoint.
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This was the real deal.
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That's when I met Master Boyd.
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And my life changed forever.
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Fed by love and good desire
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A will of steel take you even higher
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Bad memories that howl my name
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That ember soon became a scorching flame
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I'm coming back to rise again
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I feel this will be the best of me
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Nothing can slow me down
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Or make me stop
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'Cause nothing can stand in my way
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I'm coming back to rise again
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I feel this will be the best of me
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Nothing can slow me down
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Or make me stop
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'Cause nothing can stand in my way
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I'm gonna rise to the top
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I had learned a lot
in a short time,
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but the greatest lesson
wasn 't about how to kick or punch.
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It was something else.
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Oh , look at that.
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Little Joh n ny fi nal ly learned
how to move out of the way.
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Where do you th i n k
you're goi ng , Carlton?
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We're not th roug h tal ki ng to you yet.
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All those people that said
being bullied is a part of life,
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that it'll get better,
they're full of shit.
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The truth is, it only gets better
when you fight back.
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Yeah, I got in trouble,
but it was worth it.
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Therein lies the lesson.
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Weak people bully.
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But the minute you push back,
they fold like a hideaway bed.
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After that,
I poured myself into martial arts.
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My master said I was special,
taught me everything he knew.
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But that wasn 't enough.
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I traveled everywhere.
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I have so many miles now.
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Learning from the greatest
martial arts masters around the planet.
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Hapkido, kendo, savate.
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I pronounced all of those correctly.
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But eventually, all roads led here.
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To beautiful, sunny California.
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Stop ! Th ief! Stop h i m !
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Kid , th is is you r l ucky day.
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So, Ch uck, what'd you learn
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from that wel l-told
and i ncred i bly i nspi rational story?
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It's i m portant to develop
you r i n ner strength
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to hel p those i n need .
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And become a hero
to the world arou nd you .
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No.
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Kick fi rst, be awesome, make money.
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Here, I'l l make it si m ple for you .
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Write th is down . W-W-J-C-D .
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What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do?
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What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do?
243
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,254
I j ust said that.
244
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,174
You're gon na be okay, Ch uck.
And we're here.
245
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:23,010
Under neon lights, it's paradise
246
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,595
And this is your time
247
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,348
So keep on dancing
248
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,810
Dancing through the night. . .
249
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,066
I'm sorry, Mr. Cage.
250
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,652
I know how i m portant
Ninja Mime is to you r career.
251
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,530
Maybe. . . Maybe she's left town .
252
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,408
-[eng i ne and stereo tu rn of
-J ust because she d id n't answer,
253
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,118
doesn't mean she's not there.
254
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,662
I'l l j ust hop the fence,
take a look-see.
255
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,080
Oh ! U h ...
256
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,625
Do me a favor, Ch uck.
Go down the h i l l and get my ride washed .
257
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,253
Maybe I shou ld stay
for a few m i n utes u nti l--
258
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,714
Listen , Ch uck,
conversations with the lad ies
259
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,008
tend to go on longer than a few m i n utes.
260
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,092
Get me?
261
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,387
No. No, I don't.
262
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,142
Anyway, make su re
you get the wheels done.
263
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,309
And don't scratch it.
264
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,769
I'm cou nti ng on you , Ch uck.
265
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:21,902
I got it!
266
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,077
Oh , the th i ngs I do for fame.
267
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,794
Jen n ifer!
268
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:54,518
Ug h ! I've seen some d u m ps i n my ti me,
but, wow.
269
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,353
You th i n k she'd have
a l ittle more self-respect.
270
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,938
I mean , h i re a housekeeper.
271
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,316
Way to tu rn the l i bido down to one.
272
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,911
Yoo-hoo ! Everyone decent?
273
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,471
We shou ld've ki l led you
when we had the chance, Ash rah .
274
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,182
Yes, Kia. You shou ld have.
275
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,918
Lad ies. Lad ies, I'm not su re
what's goi ng on here,
276
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,670
but I'm looki ng for Jen n ifer.
277
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,630
Now I'd be happy to g ive th is back if--
278
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,799
Oh , sh it!
279
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,930
Fuck.
280
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,357
Okay. Okay. Okay.
281
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,067
Okay!
282
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,111
Sorry.
283
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,996
Okay. Please j ust let me...
284
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,123
Fuck ! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
285
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,970
Whoa ! Slow down .
286
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,891
H m m?
287
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,115
Wow.
288
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,622
Obviously, th is is tu rn i ng us both on .
289
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,415
Can you feel that?
But I don't have ti me.
290
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,792
I'm looki ng for Jen n ifer.
Do you know where she is?
291
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,177
Get back here, Frisbee Hat.
292
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,721
Okay, wait for me !
293
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,516
I said , wait!
294
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,321
Is that a...
295
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,114
Oh , sh it.
296
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,301
I'd like to say that
I'm about to chase after them
297
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:18,347
because I'm concerned about Jennifer,
and not about getting a movie finished.
298
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,598
Ah , sh it!
299
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,935
And that's sort of true.
300
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,187
Jennifer's well-being
is critical to the film,
301
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,648
so, in reality,
302
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,566
I am worried about her,
303
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:33,696
which makes me less of a jerk
than we 're all probably thinking I am.
304
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:35,572
Fuck.
305
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,242
Phew! Glad we got that figured out.
306
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,453
Oh , man .
I hope I don't get blamed for th is.
307
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,141
Slow down !
308
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,517
Stop ! Please !
309
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,728
Hey, come back here with my car!
310
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,905
Are you kidd i ng me, you jerk !
311
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,115
Oh , come on .
312
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,456
And over here
we have the home of Jen n ifer,
313
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,583
world-famous actress.
314
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,337
Oh , smel ls l i ke she's havi ng
a backyard barbecue of some sort.
315
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,298
I'm sorry, si r. Th is is a private tou r.
316
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,383
I need you to fol low that bi ke.
317
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,138
Si r. . . Wait. Do I know you?
318
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,476
Of cou rse you do. I'm Joh n ny Cage,
action star extraord i nai re.
319
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,646
Action?
320
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,650
H m m . Yeah . Actual ly,
I'm real ly more i nto d ramas.
321
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,487
Yeah , wel l , need less to say,
I have con nections.
322
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,239
And if you catch that bi ke,
I'l l read you r scri pt.
323
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,574
How'd you know I'm a writer?
324
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,993
Everyone's a writer i n th is town , baby.
325
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,161
Now move !
326
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,391
Hel lo, lad ies and gentlemen .
327
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,851
So g lad you cou ld joi n us on the tou r.
328
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,772
If you look off to you r left,
you'l l see my good friend Tom's chateau .
329
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,358
Yes, it's true. He does h is own stu nts.
330
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,194
But it's because
he doesn't have m uch to l ive for.
331
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,823
And over there I fou nd out
g i rls real ly do j ust wan na have fu n
332
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,534
with that q u i rky pop star
you al l know and love.
333
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,393
Tel l my sister hel lo.
334
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,318
We'l l fi nd you , Ash rah .
And when we do...
335
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,323
Ug h , freaki ng pigeons.
336
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,908
There she is.
337
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,831
Al l rig ht, team , get me closer.
338
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,504
U m , are you su re that's a good idea?
339
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,424
I've seen my stu nt dou bles
do th is half a dozen ti mes.
340
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,758
How hard cou ld it be?
341
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,691
Turns out, really hard.
342
00:21:58,901 --> 00:21:59,735
Whoa !
343
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,404
Ah h h ! Now who'l l read my spec?
344
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,699
What?
345
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,242
I'm al ive.
346
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,745
-Ch uck !
-Mr. Cage,
347
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,915
I saw you j u m p on the bus,
so I thoug ht I'd fol low and--
348
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,584
Yeah , yeah , yeah , I don't need
the play-by-play. Get me to that car.
349
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,002
Yes, si r.
350
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,761
Sig nal .
351
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,029
Miss me?
352
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,866
Are you always so agg ressive?
353
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,206
Okay.
354
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,965
J ust tel l me where Jen n ifer is,
then you can have you r d u m b scrol l .
355
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,384
I don't know.
Now g ive it to me.
356
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,555
Wel l , it's been real . . . bad .
357
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,099
It's been real ly bad . Later, babe.
358
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,816
Okay. Drive th is. . .
359
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,367
G reat.
360
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,747
You know, you're a real bitch .
361
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:37,833
Whoa !
362
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:53,140
Hey.
363
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,851
Lad ies, what do you th i n k
about the pool?
364
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:56,935
Brand new.
365
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,368
Are you okay?
366
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,912
Better than okay. Look what I have.
367
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,289
What is it?
368
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,582
No idea.
369
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,251
But if those ku ng fu bitches
were wi l l i ng to blow u p a house
370
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:24,338
and try to ki l l me,
it has to be i m portant. Pu l l over.
371
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,763
It's l iteral ly a star map.
372
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,848
And what's th is on the back?
373
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,225
It looks G reek to me.
374
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,187
You shou ld leave the jokes to me, son .
375
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,439
No, I'm bei ng serious. That's G reek.
376
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,107
You know G reek?
377
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,194
Remem ber when you starred
i n that fi l m Gist of my Fist?
378
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,445
That one prod ucer?
379
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,073
Wel l , he sent me everyth i ng
over i n G reek.
380
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,575
-I had to translate it for you r lawyer.
-H u h .
381
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,744
So, what does it say?
382
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,664
No idea.
383
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,625
But I have a G reek d ictionary
back at home.
384
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,126
We can go by and pick it u p.
385
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:06,338
Oh ! Maybe you can fi nal ly
autog raph my poster of--
386
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,715
Sh ut u p. Wel l , whatever it is,
387
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,926
it's the reason
that Jen n ifer is m issi ng .
388
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,804
Wh ich means
there's on ly one th i ng left to do.
389
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,181
-Recast Jen n ifer.
-Go to the pol ice.
390
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,394
I mean , go to the pol ice.
Rig ht. Yes. That's the smart move.
391
00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:21,478
Come on .
392
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:31,238
I've fai led you , Master.
I've lost the scrol l .
393
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:33,281
Kia was there.
394
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:34,825
And another.
395
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:38,578
A most form idable warrior.
396
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,247
Warrior?
397
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:43,250
Yes. He had a strong jaw.
398
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:47,629
If I were of th is world ,
I wou ld say. . . handsome.
399
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:51,800
If not for h is determ i ned spi rit
and d istracti ng smel l ,
400
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,885
I wou ld have the scrol l ,
401
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:57,389
and the forces of darkness
wou ld never have had a chance to escape.
402
00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,933
You sti l l have ti me, Ash rah .
403
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,644
The longest n ig ht is yet to come.
404
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,355
I wi l l not fai l you agai n ...
405
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:07,899
Lord Raiden .
406
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:10,944
I do not dou bt it.
407
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,740
And neither shou ld you .
408
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,161
Ash rah .
409
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,122
What is the name of th is warrior?
410
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,791
He is cal led Joh n ny Cage.
411
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,876
H m m .
412
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:32,466
Go. Retrieve the map and see
if you can en l ist th is warrior's hel p.
413
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,176
But Master, I can--
414
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:37,804
A cord of many strands
is not so easi ly broken .
415
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:43,393
Besides, there may be more
to th is Joh n ny Cage than meets the eye.
416
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,526
Ch uckie, g rab that, wou ld you?
417
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,821
Joh n ny Cage's car. How can I hel p you?
418
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:56,239
G ive me that.
419
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,866
You're i n the Cage with Joh n ny.
420
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,702
Johnny, it's your fucking
beloved agent, Dave.
421
00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:05,332
I need you to swing by
the fucking office right fucking now.
422
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,292
Cal m down , Dave. I wou ld love to.
423
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,753
But I'm ki nd of i n the m idd le
of savi ng my movie.
424
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,838
- Jen n ifer has gone m issi ng--
- Johnny!
425
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:15,884
I don 't care if you're trying
to save a fucking orphanage
426
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,762
from closing on fucking Christmas.
427
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:22,140
I just got the biggest fucking offer
428
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,391
of your career.
429
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,770
. . . wants you
430
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:29,564
for his next fucking picture.
431
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,441
Yeah. That .
432
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,527
Why the hell is that being bleeped?
433
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,821
Legal? All right. Fine, fine.
434
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,323
Everyone knows
who I'm talking about anyway, right?
435
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,742
I mean, he didand .
436
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,285
Shit, seriously?
437
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:48,750
Okay, this. . . director. . .
has the Midas touch.
438
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,045
One year, he 'll make an adventure flick
that makes a bazillion dollars,
439
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:55,632
and the next, a dramatic picture
that wins all the awards.
440
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:58,718
So for now,
we 'll call him "The Big Man, "
441
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,679
so legal doesn 't ride my ass.
442
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,389
Are you all right with that, lawyers?
443
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,433
Point is,can wait.
444
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,060
I'l l be rig ht over.
445
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,144
Ah h h !
446
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,314
Heart attack, heart attack
447
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,316
There 's no going back
448
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,527
Heart attack
449
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:18,989
[eng i ne and stereo tu rn of
450
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,243
Mr. Cage, Mr. Dou bldy is expecti ng you .
451
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,336
Stay out here, kid .
I'l l on ly be a m i n ute.
452
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,590
Ah ! Li ke with Jen n ifer?
453
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,843
U m , no. Wei rdo.
454
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,983
What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do?
455
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,697
H i . My name is. . .
456
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:12,626
My foul-mouthed agent,
David Doubldy.
457
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,836
Or rather, David fuckin ' Doubldy,
458
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,171
as he likes to call himself.
459
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,255
Recognize him?
460
00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:20,634
He 's the guy from Venice Beach,
the one that had his wallet lifted.
461
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,470
Turns out, he was
one of LA 's biggest agents,
462
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:26,348
and after my fancy footwork,
he took me on.
463
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,141
He 's been looking after me ever since.
464
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,435
Fucki n' su perheroes !
465
00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:31,853
Su perheroes?
466
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,357
On ly nerds l i ke that stuff.
467
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,108
And the Big Man .
468
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:42,864
And if the Big Man says
you're playi ng a tu rtle i n a thong ,
469
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:48,495
you better tuck those fucki ng jewels
and get ready for a wedg ie.
470
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,830
I do look good i n a thong .
When does it start shooti ng?
471
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,041
Beg i n n i ng of the year.
472
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,418
Wel l , merry Ch ristmas to me.
473
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:56,670
G reat. I can't wait.
474
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,839
Don't I always take care of you , kid?
475
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:03,093
Always. I mean , fucki ng always.
476
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,011
One more th i ng .
477
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,554
Oh , is th is about the ad l i b?
478
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,182
Ug h , I can't bel ieve
that d i rector sn itched .
479
00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,475
Okay, you tel l h i m--
480
00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:14,521
No. No, it's noth i ng l i ke that.
481
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,855
Then what?
482
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,026
I heard you were at Jen n ifer's earl ier.
483
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,111
How d id you hear--
484
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:25,365
I'm you r fucki ng agent.
It's my job to know where you are.
485
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:30,453
Th i ng is, there was
th is, u h , piece of paper, sort of l i ke
486
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,288
a scrol l .
487
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,708
Yeah , we were j ust
about to take it to the pol ice.
488
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,584
David , it was crazy.
489
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,753
There was th is babe i n a toga
tryi ng to ki l l me.
490
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,422
Jen n ifer's place was bom bed .
491
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,091
They're cal l i ng it a gas leak.
492
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,719
A gas leak? No, Dave.
493
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,929
Jen n ifer's m issi ng .
She cou ld be kid napped , h u rt.
494
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:51,141
The scrol l th i ng's probably
the on ly lead we have to fi nd i ng her,
495
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:54,102
so I'm goi ng to the pol ice and--
496
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:58,106
Joh n ny, you don't need
to worry about Jen n ifer.
497
00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,774
She's fi ne.
498
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:05,196
What I need you to worry about
is g ivi ng me the scrol l .
499
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,281
Okay?
500
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,450
What's goi ng on?
501
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,368
Why do you want the scrol l so m uch?
502
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:18,418
Okay, I was goi ng to wait on th is,
but I belong to a cl u b.
503
00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:21,629
Real prestig ious sh it.
504
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,589
Li ke the Academy?
505
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,467
Eh , less ass-kissy.
506
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,554
Th is cl u b has its fi ngers
everywhere i n th is town .
507
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:34,184
You become part of th is cl u b,
you'l l always have work
508
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:39,939
and you'l l be the su perstar
you always wanted to be.
509
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,983
Sou nds g reat. What's the catch?
510
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:47,238
No catch . We. . .
I want you to be part of it.
511
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:51,076
We're goi ng to have
a whole i nd uction ceremony
512
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,745
at the Mag ical Mansion ton ig ht,
513
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:56,706
and al l you need to do is show u p,
514
00:31:56,790 --> 00:32:00,919
with those expensive veneers and ...
515
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:04,089
g ive me the scrol l .
516
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,548
What about Ninja Mime ?
517
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,425
You told me, and I q uote,
518
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,469
"Th is movie wi l l make you
fucki ng A-l ist. "
519
00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:12,555
Are you fucki ng deaf?
520
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:17,310
Stop th i n ki ng about Ninja fucki ng Mime
521
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:21,523
and start th i n ki ng about
the Big Man's movie.
522
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:25,193
Th i n k about tig hts and fucki ng capes.
523
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:29,197
I told you , Ninja Mime is al ready done.
524
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:34,619
And if you don't g ive me that scrol l
rig ht fucki ng now,
525
00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,287
so are you .
526
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,705
What did he say?
527
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,541
What d id you say?
528
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,626
You heard me.
529
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,545
I made you .
530
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:49,300
Without me, you'd sti l l be worki ng
at fucki ng Blockbuster,
531
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:53,596
yel l i ng at customers about late fees.
532
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,183
Now, q u it bei ng a big baby
533
00:32:57,267 --> 00:33:00,645
and g ive me that fucki ng scrol l !
534
00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:05,942
If I was a well-adjusted man,
someone who wasn 't picked on as a kid,
535
00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:08,278
who didn 't have
a distinct problem with authority
536
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:12,115
and didn 't hate, hate bullies,
537
00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,450
I probably would've handled
the next bit better.
538
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:17,537
You made me?
539
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:20,957
Listen , asshole.
You don't do sh it for me.
540
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,127
Sitti ng on you r ass wh i le I'm out there
getti ng th rown th roug h wi ndows,
541
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,629
paparazzi chasi ng me i nto the joh n .
542
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:32,427
Ninja Mime is my best work,
and you better pray it does wel l .
543
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:36,097
Because that's the last cent
you're ever gon na get from me.
544
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,182
You're fi red !
545
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:54,032
I was hopi ng to do th is the easy way.
546
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:58,161
G ive me the fucki ng scrol l !
547
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,497
Su re. Here.
548
00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:04,500
Spi n kick ! I cal l out my own moves.
549
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:10,924
I don't need a g u n
to take care of a bitch l i ke you .
550
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,062
Some more of th is.
551
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,776
Ponytai ls are d u m b.
552
00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:41,746
And the award goes to. . . you r face !
553
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,522
You don't know what you're doi ng .
554
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,024
What the hel l?
555
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:16,114
We fucki ng ru n th is town ,
and you're as good as dead .
556
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:21,369
Ya hear me? Dead !
557
00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:26,624
Yeah?
Wel l , you're total ly not worth 1 0% .
558
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:47,103
Oh , oh , is. . .
559
00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:49,063
Is he. . . Is he. . .
560
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,149
Is he dead?
561
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,861
I'm su re he's fi ne.
562
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,538
See? He's fi ne. Ch uck, get the car.
563
00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,055
Where is Kia?
564
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:26,768
She was ki l led .
By a mem ber of the Wh ite Lotus.
565
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,314
What of the scrol l and the chosen one?
566
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:32,398
Gone.
567
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,277
Then I'l l leave it u p to you
to fi nd h i m ,
568
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:38,529
Jataaka.
569
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,241
Retrieve the map and the chosen one.
570
00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:44,285
For the Shadow.
571
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,204
For the Shadow.
572
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:56,839
So?
573
00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,841
I g uess "protect and serve"
doesn't apply
574
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,094
to celebrities on the verge of success.
575
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:03,513
Someth i ng wei rd is goi ng on , Ch uck.
576
00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,932
We're gon na have
to fig u re th is out ou rselves.
577
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,060
Okay. What. . . What do we do next?
578
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:11,479
" Party l i ke it's 1 999 . "
579
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:17,151
It's a song , by. . . Forget it.
580
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:32,375
Magical Mansion. Invite-only.
I've never been because, well...
581
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,628
...after the SWA T incident
with the birthday magician,
582
00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:39,715
I was kind of blackballed
by every so-called magician in town.
583
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:40,800
Forever.
584
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,219
Are you sure
it's okay we 're using the sound van ?
585
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,221
Sou nd department loves me.
586
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,641
I'm su re they're fi ne
with hel pi ng out the star of Ninja Mime.
587
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,394
How goes it on the scrol l front?
588
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:54,147
-It goes.
-Hurry. I'm about to head in.
589
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,441
If something goes wrong, call the army.
590
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,818
Or better yet, call the actor's union.
591
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,153
They're way tougher.
592
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:11,831
Name?
593
00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:14,667
Cage. Joh n ny Cage.
594
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,671
U m . . . I'm sorry. You aren't on the l ist.
595
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:22,675
But, I mean , I shou ld be. Rig ht?
596
00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:25,678
Si r, the Mag ical Mansion
is a mem bers-on ly establ ish ment.
597
00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:28,848
U n less you're a mem ber
or here as a g uest,
598
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:31,726
wh ich accord i ng to my notes,
you wi l l never be,
599
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,646
I'm gon na have to ask you to leave.
600
00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:39,358
Oh , come on . It was an honest m istake.
601
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:43,237
Wait. He's a g uest of m i ne.
602
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,114
I've been around
a lot of beautiful women.
603
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:46,699
She might take the cake.
604
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,369
Her legs were as long and curvy
as Mulholland Drive.
605
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:52,497
And probablyjust as dangerous.
606
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,373
My cousin was killed up there.
607
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,796
Where have you been my enti re l ife?
608
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,382
Getti ng ready for you , darl i ng .
609
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,301
Shal l we?
610
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:12,767
Don't we make a fetch i ng cou ple?
611
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:19,357
After you .
612
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:49,178
So, Mr. Cage,
what bri ngs you to ou r l ittle cl u b?
613
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:52,431
My agent told me
I shou ld come check it out.
614
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:54,141
Said he wanted me to joi n .
615
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,852
And who is you r agent?
616
00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:58,938
Shit. Walked right into that.
617
00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:02,358
U h , h is name is Dom i n ic Boon .
618
00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:03,859
U h , do you know h i m?
619
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,861
No, I'm not fam i l iar.
620
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:08,781
And Johnny Cage with the save!
621
00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:12,451
But if you wou ld l i ke to be a mem ber,
622
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:16,455
then you deserve. . . a private tou r.
623
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:20,626
Anyth i ng you'd l i ke to do i n private
sou nds good to me.
624
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,712
Please, lead the way.
625
00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:24,880
So cool .
626
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,929
Johnny? You're breaking up.
627
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,681
U h , is th is a basement?
628
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,142
Are we rig ht u nderneath the mansion?
629
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:41,022
Why, if anyth i ng happened down here,
how wou ld the pol ice know where to look?
630
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,065
They wou ld n't.
631
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:46,819
Part of the mem bersh i p g rants you access
to the old su bway tu n nels
632
00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:49,196
that used to crisscross Los Angeles.
633
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,114
Johnny, I'm...
634
00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:51,741
I'm trying to figure out where you are.
635
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,200
You're breaki ng u p.
636
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,577
I can't. . . I can't hear anyth i ng .
637
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:59,498
So, about th is i n itiation .
638
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,751
I don't have to, you know. . .
639
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,336
... do someth i ng wei rd , do I?
640
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,088
Defi ne "wei rd . "
641
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,758
I don't know. Dri n k h u man blood?
642
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,343
No.
643
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,678
You don't have to d ri n k blood .
644
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,848
But you do need a mem ber
to stand u p for you .
645
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:19,226
Wh ich I'd be happy to do.
646
00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:22,521
I wonder if she 'd be willing
to lay down for me too.
647
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,608
Chica-bow-wicca-bow
wicca-bow-bow.
648
00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:28,569
Sorry. I even do the porn music
in my voice-overs.
649
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,322
Come. We aren't far.
650
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,539
Are you scared , Mr. Cage?
651
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:44,877
Pfft! No,
Joh n ny Cage doesn't get scared .
652
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,212
I peed myself.
653
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:51,384
But you know, I'm not a big fan
of the dark or bei ng u nderg rou nd .
654
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,094
What if there's an earthq uake?
655
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,638
Maybe. . . maybe we shou ld j ust
head back u pstai rs. What do you say?
656
00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:05,189
You don't know what g lories await you
a l ittle fu rther ahead .
657
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,943
Wel l , sh it. That's not fai r.
658
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,069
Hyah !
659
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:11,987
-You !
-You !
660
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:13,572
Me.
661
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,411
You need to stop h itti ng people.
662
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:26,335
What the fuck !
663
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:34,510
Come on .
664
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:39,306
What was that? I mean ,
she was hot, but energy beams?
665
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,808
What the hel l is goi ng on?
666
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,393
Her name is Jataaka.
667
00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:45,229
One of th ree assassi ns
from the Brotherhood of Shadow.
668
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:48,816
They are i ntent on raisi ng thei r god
i n order to destroy the world .
669
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,944
Yeah , g reat. Everyth i ng you j ust said
doesn't make sense,
670
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:55,656
i ncl ud i ng the part about a woman
i n someth i ng cal led the Brotherhood .
671
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,034
Th is is al l a bit m uch .
672
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,245
I was j ust looki ng for my co-star, okay?
673
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:04,874
Whatever wei rd sci-fi th i ng
you g uys got goi ng on down here
674
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,959
has noth i ng to do with me.
675
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:08,043
Ag reed .
676
00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:10,588
But as long as you
have the scrol l , Joh n ny Cage--
677
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,006
Oh , you're a fan .
678
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,216
Where is the scrol l?
679
00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:16,302
Oh . U h , Ch uck has it.
680
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,846
Then we m ust get to th is Ch uck.
681
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,484
So once you get the scrol l ,
they'l l leave me alone, rig ht?
682
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:34,278
What other pu rpose
wou ld they have for you?
683
00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,032
- Ch uck, you there?
- Johnny!
684
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:41,994
I j ust cal led the u n ion ,
but they said someth i ng about d ues owed
685
00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:44,038
and that they can't hel p you
because you're late--
686
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,916
Yeah , yeah , yeah . Okay. Never m i nd .
I'm at the N O H O sig n .
687
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:49,126
I need you to come get me
as q u ick as possi ble.
688
00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,597
You wi l l be pu n ished
for you r betrayal , Ash rah .
689
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:36,465
- Enoug h !
- Oh , sh it!
690
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,846
Ash rah has decided her fate.
691
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:45,474
But you , Joh n ny, you are special .
692
00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:48,644
We need you for the Brotherhood .
693
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,523
Joi n us
and al l you r d reams wi l l come true.
694
00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:55,943
Oh , no, th is cl u b sou nds g reat.
Where do I sig n?
695
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,112
Fuck you !
696
00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:11,083
Two years on the job,
and he's never been late.
697
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,049
You okay?
698
00:45:19,592 --> 00:45:23,387
Wel l , I j ust fou nd out an evi l cu lt
is tryi ng to raise a god i n Los Angeles.
699
00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,598
So al l th i ngs considered , I'm al l rig ht.
700
00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:27,933
Oh , h i . My name is--
701
00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:29,393
No ti me for names, Ch uck.
702
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,729
Tel l me you've translated the scrol l .
703
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:32,771
Most of it.
704
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:36,358
On one side is a map.
705
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,110
-To what?
-Los Angeles.
706
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:42,615
Th is is the stad i u m ,
the Tar Pits, Observatory.
707
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:44,867
And if you con nect the dots, it's...
708
00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:48,954
So, th is enti re city
is ru n by Satan ists?
709
00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:50,205
Oh , makes sense.
710
00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:51,916
Not Satan ists.
711
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,709
Disci ples of Sh i n nok.
712
00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,169
Sh i n nok?
713
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:58,380
Qu ite a name. Let me g uess.
The mad god you were tal ki ng about?
714
00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:02,009
Yes.
He is the ru ler of Netherreal m ,
715
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,638
and cal ls for the destruction
of al l th i ngs.
716
00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:07,765
Wel l , sou nds pretty Satan-y to me.
717
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,725
There. What's i n the center?
718
00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,896
That's Dan's world-famous
Oriental Theater.
719
00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:17,524
Oh , yes. Dan's world-famous
Oriental Theater.
720
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,152
Everybody knows that,
but I don't get it.
721
00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:21,862
What do they want with the theater?
722
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,197
I mean , th is Sh i n nok,
723
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,616
is he looki ng to
put h is horn pri nts i n cement?
724
00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,910
That's where they wi l l
open the gate to Netherreal m .
725
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,078
She's rig ht.
726
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:34,208
The G reek on the back,
okay, it's actual ly a spel l .
727
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,794
It says that i n order to open the gate,
728
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:40,464
they need what they cal l . . .
"special" blood .
729
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:44,301
Or. . . the blood of a god .
730
00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:46,637
Is that why Jen n ifer is m issi ng?
731
00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:49,682
I mean , she's good ,
but, wel l , I wou ld n't cal l her a god .
732
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,642
No matter.
733
00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:54,103
As long as we have the spel l ,
she is safe.
734
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:57,648
We m ust retreat to ou r tem ple
and fend off any attack to--
735
00:46:57,731 --> 00:47:01,527
Retreat? Lady, I'm American .
I don't even know the word .
736
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:06,031
I mean , I know it, but you know. . .
You know what I'm tryi ng to say.
737
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,577
Whoa !
738
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,290
- Ew!
- Ah h h !
739
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,209
-Did you see that?
-Yes !
740
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:21,839
She j ust j u m ped out
and I spi n-kicked her head off.
741
00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:23,924
I know.
742
00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,051
Oh , man , my therapy bi l l
743
00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,886
is gon na be th roug h the roof.
744
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:31,515
-You okay, Ch uck?
-Th is violence is out of control .
745
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:32,975
Tel l me about it.
746
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,146
What are you doi ng?
747
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:40,441
Bu rn i ng the paper.
No spel l , no Armageddon .
748
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:44,153
And if there's no chance of Armageddon ,
they'l l let Jen n ifer go.
749
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:47,281
And we wi l l be back on set
before cal l ti me.
750
00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:03,589
Jen n ifer?
751
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,049
H i , Joh n ny.
752
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,426
Looks l i ke you fou nd me.
753
00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,691
Wel l , not the fi rst ti me
I've woken u p l i ke th is.
754
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,778
Merry Ch ristmas, sleepyhead .
755
00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:27,821
It's about ti me you woke u p.
756
00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:31,200
Jen n ifer? Jen n ifer!
We gotta get the fuck out of here.
757
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:33,535
These crazy cu ltists
want to sacrifice you
758
00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:34,995
for some demon th i ng .
759
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,955
H u rry, u ntie me
before they get back, so--
760
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:41,919
Oh , Joh n ny. Why wou ld we do that?
761
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,340
Because I've got you
762
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:49,718
rig ht where I've wanted you
the enti re ti me.
763
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:53,680
Come agai n?
764
00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:56,475
You sti l l don't get it, do you?
765
00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:00,687
I'm starti ng to. You're bat-sh it crazy.
766
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:03,857
Maybe.
767
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,318
But they say that about my god .
768
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:09,154
So, I'm i n good com pany.
769
00:49:10,155 --> 00:49:11,448
Jen n ifer, come on .
770
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,535
You can't be th rowi ng
you r career away on some cu lt.
771
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:18,080
Th is cu lt is why I have a career.
772
00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:20,791
The Brotherhood sent us here years ago,
773
00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:24,503
but me and some others were lost.
774
00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:26,630
Cut off from ou r real m .
775
00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:30,175
We've searched for decades
for a way back.
776
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:33,470
But then , we fou nd the scrol l
and it showed us
777
00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:37,224
how to bri ng ou r god here,
to Earth real m .
778
00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:40,477
We scou red the Earth for the elements.
779
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:43,730
A Holy Kriss, a sacred chal ice...
780
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:47,693
. . . and the blood of someone special .
781
00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:54,241
You , Joh n ny Cage,
have the blood of gods.
782
00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,910
You're the one we've waited for.
783
00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:00,831
You're the key
to open i ng a portal for my ki ng .
784
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:03,792
Wel l , I'm flattered , Jen n ifer, but I--
785
00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:05,169
No.
786
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:08,213
No need to cal l me by that name anymore.
787
00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:11,675
Please, cal l me Sareena.
788
00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:17,306
The on ly th i ng I'm gon na cal l you
is a fucki ng l u natic.
789
00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:19,766
Why don't you let me go? Now!
790
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:22,811
We weren't su re
you were the one at fi rst.
791
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:26,857
It seemed i m possi ble
that someone so stu pid
792
00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:29,193
cou ld be so critical to ou r m ission .
793
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:33,530
It's been fu n , watch i ng you
bl i nd ly do what we wanted .
794
00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:38,660
From David taki ng you on as a cl ient
to bei ng my co-star on Ninja Mime.
795
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:42,789
Even when Brian tricked you
i nto goi ng to my house.
796
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,958
Brian is i n on it too?
797
00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,501
Fuck Brian .
798
00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:48,378
Everyone is.
799
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:52,549
Soon , ou r god wi l l arrive,
and we wi l l ru le by h is side.
800
00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:56,136
And al l it costs is a cou ple
of h u man sacrifices here and there?
801
00:50:56,220 --> 00:51:01,099
Consider you rself l ucky
to be part of the com i ng of Sh i n nok.
802
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:03,685
Oh , yeah , real l ucky.
803
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,148
Come on , Jen n ifer. Don't do th is !
804
00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,233
Do th is?
805
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,109
It's al ready done.
806
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,253
Where are we? Where's Joh n ny?
807
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:30,295
That hack?
808
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,965
He's about to have
another starri ng role.
809
00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:34,508
H is last, i n fact.
810
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:38,720
Tel l me where you r master is.
811
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:43,475
I'm su re Sh i n nok
wou ld l i ke a word with h i m
812
00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:45,227
when he arrives i n Earth real m .
813
00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:46,853
Stop it!
814
00:51:51,566 --> 00:51:52,734
You're a strong one.
815
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,528
But what about h i m?
816
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,073
Leave h i m alone. He is on ly a boy.
817
00:51:58,156 --> 00:52:01,785
There was a ti me i n wh ich you wou ld
have eaten th is boy l i m b from l i m b.
818
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:05,205
Hasn't she told you?
819
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:09,376
That th i ng you th i n k is h u man
is a demon from Netherreal m .
820
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:12,045
A demon j ust l i ke me.
821
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,176
I am noth i ng l i ke you .
822
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,304
She pretends.
823
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,306
On a q uest to fi nd redem ption ,
824
00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:25,600
wh ich is you r weakness.
825
00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:28,520
You can't stand
the sufferi ng of the i n nocent.
826
00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:30,814
It's why I became a d i rector.
827
00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:37,738
Now, Ash rah . Tel l me, where is Raiden?
828
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:39,948
You th i n k you can i nti m idate me?
829
00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:42,576
I'm an assistant.
I get tortu red for money!
830
00:52:46,913 --> 00:52:48,665
What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do?
831
00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:56,590
Is he dead?
832
00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:57,674
Yes.
833
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:04,348
Aw, man . Ninja Mime is total ly
not happen i ng now he's. . . Geez.
834
00:53:10,103 --> 00:53:11,605
Ah h h !
835
00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:20,447
I am i m pressed .
You have a warrior's heart.
836
00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:23,825
Mr. Cage always told me,
837
00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:27,871
if I get i n a sticky situation ,
to th i n k about what he wou ld do.
838
00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:30,374
But si nce I d id n't have ti me
to exfol iate,
839
00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:32,501
I thoug ht that was the next best th i ng .
840
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:38,048
I don't know what you're sayi ng ,
but I do know he is you r hero.
841
00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:43,845
So, Ch uck Golden ,
let's save you r hero before he d ies.
842
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:47,599
Yeah . U h , but. . .
Is it true what he said?
843
00:53:47,682 --> 00:53:49,226
You're not h u man?
844
00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:52,646
No, I am not. But I'm worki ng on it.
845
00:54:29,474 --> 00:54:31,643
Brothers, sisters.
846
00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:35,981
It is ti me that we g ive back to ou r god
847
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:39,067
for that wh ich he has g iven to us.
848
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:45,282
We, the privi leged ,
the wealthy, the beautifu l .
849
00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:50,662
Al l g iven to us
so that we may l ive i n th is moment.
850
00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:55,750
So that we can bri ng about
h is power on Earth .
851
00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:59,629
Bri ng i n the chosen one.
852
00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:02,716
Get you r hands off me.
853
00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:05,510
Th is is bu l lsh it.
I don't care who you are.
854
00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:08,722
When I get out of here,
I'm gon na sue the pants off you .
855
00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:12,142
They're not weari ng pants.
The robes, the stu pid robes, I mean .
856
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:23,653
Shadam , Shanee, Sh i n nok.
857
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:27,908
Shadam , Shanee, Sh i n nok.
858
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:32,162
Shadam , Shanee, Sh i n nok.
859
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,874
Shadam , Shanee, Sh i n nok.
860
00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:40,962
Oh , look ! The th ree not-so-wise ones.
861
00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:43,965
Gag h i m .
862
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:45,050
Sh i n nok.
863
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,593
Shadam .
864
00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:50,180
- Screw you !
- The spel l's not worki ng .
865
00:55:50,263 --> 00:55:52,307
I can tel l how old you are.
866
00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:55,185
Sh i n nok. Shadam .
867
00:55:55,268 --> 00:55:57,521
So, what do we do?
868
00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:00,357
I wi l l get closer to try to free Joh n ny.
869
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,318
You m ust provide a d istraction .
870
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:04,861
A d istraction?
871
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,782
What. . . what type of d istraction? I ...
872
00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:10,742
Remem ber...
873
00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:13,328
What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do?
874
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,128
What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do?
875
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:25,465
What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do?
876
00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:42,691
With th is cut,
let the blood flow
877
00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:46,027
that wi l l open a gateway for ou r god !
878
00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:50,156
Fuck you !
879
00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:52,325
Please make it stop !
880
00:56:53,451 --> 00:56:57,080
Sh i n nok, Shadam , Shanee.
881
00:56:57,664 --> 00:57:01,334
Sh i n nok, Shadam , Shanee,
882
00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:02,919
Sh i n nok,
883
00:57:03,336 --> 00:57:04,379
Shadam ,
884
00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:05,630
Shanee.
885
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,133
It's worki ng .
886
00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:09,634
It's worki ng .
887
00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:11,386
It's worki ng !
888
00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:15,056
Shanee ! Sh i n nok !
889
00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:19,311
Shanee ! Sh i n nok !
890
00:57:30,905 --> 00:57:32,657
Don't worry, Joh n ny.
891
00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:34,326
You'l l always be i m mortal ...
892
00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:35,952
i n the movies.
893
00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:37,954
Hey!
894
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:39,581
Who dares?
895
00:57:39,956 --> 00:57:41,416
Ch uck?
896
00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:43,752
My name is Ch uck Golden ,
897
00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,880
and I'm the best dam n assistant i n town .
898
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,181
Ow!
899
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,184
Oh , fuck.
900
00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:06,066
Sorry, Mr. Cage.
901
00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:13,114
Yes. Sorry, Mr. Cage.
902
00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:16,368
No one is com i ng to save you now.
903
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:17,619
I wou ld n't say that.
904
00:58:17,702 --> 00:58:18,745
What?
905
00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:21,665
I said , I wou ld n't say that.
906
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,294
What are you sayi ng?
907
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:28,630
I said , "Go fuck you rself. "
908
00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:51,653
Oh , come on !
909
00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:59,077
It's too late, sister.
910
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,995
The Gateway is open i ng .
911
00:59:04,165 --> 00:59:05,375
Sister?
912
00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:07,419
You're tel l i ng me you're a...
913
00:59:08,002 --> 00:59:09,838
A demon , yes.
914
00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:11,756
Oh , that's hot.
915
00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:39,117
No ! No, no, no. No, no, no.
916
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:37,842
Sareena.
917
01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:41,054
I thoug ht you were lost to us.
918
01:00:42,388 --> 01:00:43,389
I was.
919
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,810
But now, I am fou nd .
920
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:48,603
I ndeed .
921
01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:52,607
Where have you broug ht me, my ch i ld?
922
01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:54,943
The jewel of al l places.
923
01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:58,196
Earth real m , my Majesty.
924
01:00:58,279 --> 01:00:59,823
Earth real m .
925
01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:07,872
I have longed to feast
on the bones of its den izens.
926
01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:10,500
You have done wel l , my ch i ld .
927
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,629
And for that, you wi l l be rewarded .
928
01:01:15,713 --> 01:01:16,798
It's over.
929
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:18,383
He's won .
930
01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:20,218
He hasn't won sh it, not yet.
931
01:01:20,301 --> 01:01:23,137
He is a god , and we are--
932
01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:25,932
Earth's best chance of su rvival .
933
01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,141
Listen , Ash rah .
934
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:30,687
That g uy is j ust another
i n a long l i ne of bu l l ies,
935
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,939
and the m i n ute you push back
agai nst a bu l ly...
936
01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:34,691
They fold l i ke a h ideaway bed .
937
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:36,901
Always.
938
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:38,695
You wan na be h u man?
939
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:42,615
Wel l , never g ivi ng u p
is part of ou r D NA, okay?
940
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:46,119
That and male-pattern bald ness.
Than k God I d id n't get that.
941
01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:47,412
Now th i n k.
942
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:50,415
There has to be some way
to get rid of th is g uy.
943
01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:52,083
I don't know.
944
01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:53,251
I m ig ht.
945
01:01:53,334 --> 01:01:55,003
If we can get h i m back to the rift,
946
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:56,588
and I can say the spel l ,
947
01:01:56,671 --> 01:01:59,632
it shou ld close,
trappi ng h i m wherever that leads.
948
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,260
Nah , that's a stu pid idea.
949
01:02:02,343 --> 01:02:03,845
I'm kidd i ng . That's terrific.
950
01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:06,890
Okay, Ash rah , can you get the scrol l?
951
01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:13,354
Yes. And what about you?
952
01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,899
I'm gon na do
what action stars always do.
953
01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:19,360
Get a h uge trai ler and save the day.
954
01:02:21,654 --> 01:02:22,697
Earth real m .
955
01:02:23,323 --> 01:02:24,365
Fi nal ly.
956
01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:27,660
I have come to mete out
you r destruction .
957
01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,621
Bow before me.
958
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,665
Celebrate my arrival .
959
01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:36,044
Hey, even wh iter David Bowie !
960
01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:39,797
There's on ly one god
we're celebrati ng today,
961
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:41,591
and it su re as hel l ai n't you .
962
01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:53,061
Oh, shit.
963
01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,497
- What happened?
- You al l rig ht, buddy?
964
01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:23,174
People of Earth real m .
965
01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:27,845
I , Sh i n nok, you r new god , am here...
966
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:30,890
to destroy you .
967
01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:37,105
Sorry about that.
968
01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,440
I don't m i nd .
969
01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:41,150
Neither do I .
970
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:43,861
Al l rig ht, ug ly.
971
01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:46,280
Ti me to show you
how roug h th is town can get.
972
01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:00,628
Hey, man .
I th i n k that j ust pissed it off.
973
01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:01,713
Oh , ya th i n k?
974
01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:15,018
Ch uck !
975
01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:18,187
The scrol l !
976
01:04:21,065 --> 01:04:22,358
G ive me the scrol l , boy.
977
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,534
I'll admit, it is not looking
great for the N i nja Mi me sequel.
978
01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:43,129
Oh , I feel l i ke you look.
979
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,466
But, hey, at least we're al ive, rig ht?
980
01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:51,262
Don't answer that.
981
01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:13,159
What was that?
982
01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:19,707
Come on , Ch uck. Come out.
983
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,334
Joi n us.
984
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:25,546
I know you real ly j ust wan na be
a star l i ke Joh n ny.
985
01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:28,758
I can make that happen .
J ust g ive me the scrol l .
986
01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:33,471
I l ied .
987
01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:35,640
I'm gon na ki l l you .
988
01:05:36,307 --> 01:05:37,475
Slowly.
989
01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:41,896
Now, g ive me the scrol l .
990
01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:43,898
Su re.
991
01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:55,243
Ah ! I have it.
992
01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:57,537
H u h?
993
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:12,552
You r q uest to become h u man
has made you weak.
994
01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:15,346
There is noth i ng you can do
to defeat me.
995
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,182
I wou ld n't say "noth i ng . "
996
01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:26,649
You cal l them weak because they d ream .
They care.
997
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:28,234
They never g ive u p.
998
01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:30,361
That is not weakness, sister.
999
01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:33,656
That is thei r strength . My strength .
1000
01:06:33,739 --> 01:06:37,160
Come, let me show you .
1001
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:53,426
U n l i ke you , I am at home i n my form .
1002
01:06:53,509 --> 01:07:00,433
I do not need to d isg u ise myself
any fu rther!
1003
01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:22,872
You r feeble attem pt to stop me
is am usi ng .
1004
01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:26,751
But I m ust be
about the end of the world .
1005
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,011
Come, demons.
1006
01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,265
Come and eat you r fi l l .
1007
01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:03,537
Good bye, Sister.
1008
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:05,706
Ash rah !
1009
01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:26,894
Good bye.
1010
01:08:28,729 --> 01:08:32,149
Than k you , Ch uck.
Now we m ust go hel p Joh n ny.
1011
01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:34,902
We m ig ht have bigger problems than that.
1012
01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:43,119
Mr. . . Mr. Cage? Mr. Cage !
1013
01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:45,871
Mr. Cage, you have to get u p.
1014
01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,624
Th is is the part of the movie
where you make you r comeback.
1015
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,459
He thinks
I'm something I'm not.
1016
01:08:51,168 --> 01:08:52,461
Some sort of hero,
1017
01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:55,506
rather than a guy who can kick high,
hit his mark and...
1018
01:08:55,589 --> 01:08:57,758
look spectacular all the time.
1019
01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:00,594
Well, kid, you're out of luck.
1020
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,514
Johnny Cage isn 't a hero.
1021
01:09:04,348 --> 01:09:07,101
He 's nobody. . . special.
1022
01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,186
You're special , Joh n ny.
1023
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,147
You are special .
1024
01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:12,898
You're a special g uy, Joh n ny.
1025
01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,817
"Special" blood .
1026
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:16,569
The blood of gods.
1027
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,489
They're right.
They were all right.
1028
01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:23,743
I am special.
1029
01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:25,995
And I'm gonna do what I've always done.
1030
01:09:26,912 --> 01:09:30,291
Shove my special foot
down this bully's throat.
1031
01:09:30,374 --> 01:09:32,668
I'm the last man standing...
1032
01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:34,795
Hey, pal !
1033
01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:38,841
Th is is the city of angels.
No devi ls al lowed .
1034
01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:47,933
It's a wonder that I'm still alive
1035
01:09:52,813 --> 01:09:54,440
I'm a survivor...
1036
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:58,527
Come on , man . Is that al l you got?
1037
01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:03,616
I'm a survivor
1038
01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:07,995
Wel l , look at that.
1039
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:10,206
Even demons have bal ls.
1040
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,501
Fuck h i m u p, Joh n ny!
1041
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:15,836
Challenge before me, yeah
1042
01:10:16,087 --> 01:10:18,506
Joh n ny! Joh n ny!
1043
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:21,509
Joh n ny, Joh n ny, Joh n ny!
1044
01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,969
Am I getting a slow clap?
1045
01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,014
I'm getting a slow clap.
1046
01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:28,349
Joh n ny! Joh n ny!
1047
01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:29,975
Kick h is ass, Cage !
1048
01:10:32,978 --> 01:10:34,730
Joh n ny! Joh n ny!
1049
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:37,817
Yeah !
1050
01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:42,029
I m possi ble.
1051
01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:53,124
Get h i m , Joh n ny!
1052
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:56,043
Yeah !
1053
01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:07,888
Eat it!
1054
01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:12,685
You fool ! You may have power,
1055
01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:14,645
but I am a god .
1056
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:21,861
There ! No, there !
1057
01:11:28,033 --> 01:11:29,702
They're com i ng out too fast!
1058
01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:41,172
I wi l l enjoy eati ng you r bones.
1059
01:11:50,764 --> 01:11:52,349
Hey! Leave h i m alone.
1060
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,894
- Yeah .
- Come on , leave h i m alone.
1061
01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:07,239
Any last words, Earth real mer?
1062
01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,077
Yeah , if I m ig ht.
1063
01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:33,766
G ravity's a bitch .
1064
01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:54,745
Ch uck, now!
1065
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,998
Close th is door, forevermore !
1066
01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:01,085
Close th is door, forevermore !
1067
01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,416
Better safe than sorry.
1068
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:51,051
Ch uck, you d id it.
1069
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:54,096
You're the best dam n assistant there is.
1070
01:13:54,179 --> 01:13:56,932
No. We d id it, Mr. Cage.
1071
01:13:57,016 --> 01:14:00,561
A cord of many strands
is not easi ly broken .
1072
01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:12,698
Wel l , wou ld you look at that?
1073
01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:15,284
You got you r wh ite Ch ristmas
after al l , Ch uck.
1074
01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:18,537
And you . . . You were i ncred i ble.
1075
01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:20,914
As were you , Joh n ny Cage.
1076
01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:24,668
You have shown me
what it tru ly means to be h u man .
1077
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:29,381
If I had not made my vows,
I wou ld take you as a mate.
1078
01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:31,925
Wel l , we can work on that later.
1079
01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:33,677
But for now...
1080
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,138
You know what?
1081
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:38,599
When you save the world from a dark god,
1082
01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:40,934
you don 't have to kiss
the kick-ass demon fighter.
1083
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,729
But for me. . . I kind of do.
1084
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:46,857
Chuck followed in my footsteps.
1085
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:49,902
He took the "what would Johnny Cage do "
to the extreme
1086
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:52,946
and signed up for some
martial arts lessons at a strip mall.
1087
01:14:53,405 --> 01:14:55,616
This wasn 't a good one.
1088
01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:59,161
Eventually, he put on this funny suit
with all these glowing balls
1089
01:14:59,244 --> 01:15:01,830
and became my double
on a bunch of video games.
1090
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,333
He called himself "Mokap."
1091
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,085
Didn 't make any sense to me.
1092
01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:10,339
And the games, well, they were banned
due to excessive violence.
1093
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:12,966
- Come here.- Toasty!
1094
01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:14,593
Ashrah took off.
1095
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:18,597
She said she had to continue
her quest to become holy.
1096
01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:21,100
Being by my side
made that a little harder.
1097
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,518
Can 't say I blame her.
1098
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:24,895
I can hardly control myself around me.
1099
01:15:25,729 --> 01:15:26,772
And me ?
1100
01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:30,818
Well, we made N i nja Mi me and a sequel.
1101
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,236
And another one after that.
1102
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:35,698
In fact, my career was going
pretty great there for a while.
1103
01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,242
But with every hill,
there 's always a valley.
1104
01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:40,452
That's life.
1105
01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:42,329
The biggest bully of all.
1106
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:05,102
Oh , Joh n ny Cage. Joh n ny Cage.
Where are you headed?
1107
01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:07,771
Off to shoot a new fi l m
on some remote island .
1108
01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:09,606
Beautifu l scenery, beautifu l babes.
1109
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,151
I have a good feel i ng about th is one.
1110
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:13,527
Is th is you r comeback?
1111
01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:15,195
Comeback?
1112
01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:16,697
Lady...
1113
01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:18,031
I've never left.
1114
01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:35,340
I'm the last man standing
1115
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:37,009
Walking through the night
1116
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,096
Basking in the power and glory
1117
01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:44,183
Competitors bested
1118
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,934
Challenges met
1119
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:51,190
It's a wonder that I'm still alive
1120
01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:57,988
I'm a survivor
1121
01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:02,493
When it's down to the wire
1122
01:17:04,077 --> 01:17:07,623
I'm a survivor
1123
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:12,211
Believe it when I tell you
1124
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,004
I am but a man
1125
01:17:14,671 --> 01:17:18,217
Rising to the challenge before me, yeah
1126
01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:21,094
No chance of stopping
1127
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,930
Get out of my way
1128
01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:28,143
Throwing all my fears aside
1129
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:34,858
I'm a survivor
1130
01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:39,571
Yeah, my will is on fire
1131
01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:44,368
I'm a survivor
1132
01:18:47,764 --> 01:18:51,226
My will is on fire
1133
01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:55,647
I'm a survivor
1134
01:18:56,982 --> 01:19:00,402
You fuel my desire
1135
01:19:01,612 --> 01:19:04,865
And I'm a survivor
1136
01:19:05,949 --> 01:19:09,703
Yeah, my will is on fire
1137
01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:14,541
I'm a survivor
1138
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:18,962
When it's down to the wire
1139
01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:23,800
I'm a survivor
1140
01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:28,096
I'm a survivor
1141
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:33,101
I'm a survivor
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