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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,244 Hey! What the... 2 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,081 Watch it! 3 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:43,835 Come on ! 4 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,548 Hey, watch it, asshole. 5 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,220 Hey. 6 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,388 Where are you off to i n such a h u rry? 7 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,558 Wherever I want. Now get out of my way! 8 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,393 -Move ! -Okay, ch i l l , man ! 9 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,270 I'm movi ng . 10 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:24,251 I'm safe. No way he fi nds me u p here. 11 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:44,062 It's j ust you r nerves, Tom my. He's not here. 12 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,105 He can't be. 13 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,323 Al l rig ht, you snooty clown . 14 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,367 You won't take me without a fig ht. 15 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,836 Speak, dam n you ! Say someth i ng . 16 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,671 Say anyth i ng ! 17 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:16,594 Mi me the gap. 18 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,764 And, boom! 19 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,558 Wow, look at that. 20 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,226 My agent was right. 21 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,478 This is it. My big break. 22 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,981 The one that takes me from C-list action guy 23 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,733 to A-list action guy. 24 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,444 Oh. Yeah. Oh, sorry. 25 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,987 You don 't even know who I am. 26 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,364 Let me introduce myself. 27 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,866 My name is-- 28 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,034 Cut! 29 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,581 Nope. My name is not "Cut." 30 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,083 But you get that. You're smart. 31 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:51,629 Unlike that guy, the director, and I use that term very loosely. 32 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:54,382 He 's only here because he made a really popular shampoo commercial... 33 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,010 . . . somewhere in Yugoslavia. 34 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:01,806 Now, you'd think a guy like that would be grateful for the opportunity. 35 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,183 But no. 36 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:04,893 Not this guy. 37 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,186 And you know why? 38 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,479 Because he 's a bully, 39 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:11,691 and there 's nothing on this earth I hate more than a bully. 40 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:12,776 What the hel l was that? 41 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,694 -What the hel l was what? -That! 42 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,613 The l i ne is, "G ravity's a bitch . " 43 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,198 Not "Mi me the gap" ! 44 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,699 We have to have that l i ne. 45 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:24,037 Remem ber, you say it at the beg i n n i ng , and then it comes i nto play at the end . 46 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,246 Oh , come on , Ethan . 47 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,625 We both know that "g ravity's a bitch" is a terri ble l i ne. 48 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:29,709 You don't see the writer 49 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,294 -raisi ng h is hand to com plai n . -U h , g uys, cou ld you ... 50 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:34,547 And honestly, even if he d id , he's j ust a writer. 51 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,883 I can always toss a can of Blab out the wi ndow 52 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,843 and get another one that wi l l beg for a chance 53 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,136 to rewrite th is garbage. 54 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:44,641 I don't need some d iva D-l ist action star i m provisi ng l i nes. 55 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,893 I was fou nd i n the sl u ms of Thai land , 56 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:50,105 where I worked as an assassi n , ki l l i ng men with on ly my pi n ky. 57 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,775 So if you wan na keep g ivi ng me g rief, 58 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,903 then , pal , we can end th is rig ht now. 59 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,910 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call acting. 60 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,036 Bam! 61 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,496 Yeah , I . . . I mean , 62 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,165 "Mi me the gap" is pretty clever. 63 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,584 After al l , fi l m maki ng is about col laboration . 64 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:15,130 We can make it work. I n fact, I love it. G reat idea. 65 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:18,675 G lad you came arou nd . Now, don't bother me. 66 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,969 We've got one more day of shooti ng before Ch ristmas break 67 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,471 and you r star needs some "me" ti me. 68 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,955 Ch uck. I thoug ht I said no orange ones. 69 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,039 The dye wi l l ki l l me. 70 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,374 You want me to d ie, Ch uck? 71 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,501 No, Mr. Cage. Of cou rse I don't. 72 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,504 I . . . I wou ld . . . I'd g ive my l ife for you , si r. 73 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:57,714 Oh, I bet he would. 74 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,257 That's Chuck, my assistant. 75 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,468 Fresh off the bus from who-knows-where. 76 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,677 I mean, he told me, 77 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,430 but boring info like that just slips away, you know? 78 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:06,431 Good kid. 79 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:09,267 A little obsessed with yours truly. But who isn 't? 80 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,813 Al l rig ht, keep u p the autog raph i ng . 81 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,858 There are some adori ng fans desperate to see my face. 82 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,401 Joh n ny! Joh n ny! 83 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,821 Oh , man . We are screwed , kid . 84 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,074 Brian Van Jones, producer extraordinaire. 85 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,075 Good guy. 86 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,870 We 've done a few films overseas. Nothing you'd remember. 87 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:31,998 But this movie is as much of a break for him as it is for me. 88 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,668 Is th is about the rewrite? Now, before you get u pset, 89 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,045 d id you hear the l i ne? 90 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,171 You are gon na love it. 91 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:41,841 I th row the g uy off the trai n and I'm l i ke, "Mi me"-- 92 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,885 No, Joh n ny, it's Jen n ifer. 93 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,011 She's gone. 94 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,265 Who's Jen n ifer? Oh . My co-star, Jen n ifer? 95 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,018 Yes, you r co-star. The star. 96 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:54,687 Wel l , I don't know if she's "the. " 97 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,981 Her most i m portant scene is slated for tomorrow, 98 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,191 and we can't fi nd her. 99 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,609 What? Wait. 100 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,070 Are you h itti ng the booger sugar agai n , Brian? Come on . 101 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,112 I wish . 102 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,782 She's not answeri ng her phone, her assistant's d isappeared . 103 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,408 And if we can't get her on set by tomorrow, 104 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,743 th is movie doesn't get fi n ished . 105 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,703 And then we're screwed . 106 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,415 We pre-sold th is movie al l over the world on her name. 107 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,834 I've a m i l l ion dol lars com i ng from N igeria. 108 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,878 N igeria, Joh n ny. 109 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,631 You know how hard that is i n a cou ntry that has th ree theaters? 110 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,383 Yeah , yeah , yeah . But, I mean , 111 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:26,344 we know who the mai n d raw for th is th i ng is, rig ht? 112 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:27,762 Yeah , she is. 113 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,764 I don't know what we're gon na do. 114 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,266 Without that scene... 115 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,227 Th is was my big break, you know? 116 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:35,562 A red one? 117 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,814 You know red dye wi l l ki l l you , rig ht? 118 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,566 Mr. Cage says that's the orange ones. 119 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,901 No, orange ones are fi ne. 120 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:45,405 Red ones wi l l blow out you r ass and melt you r stomach . 121 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,948 Everybody knows that. 122 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,908 -I cou ld do-- -Brian , cal m down . 123 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,285 I'm on you r side here. 124 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,412 Now what if I head over to Jen n ifer's house 125 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:55,498 and show her a l ittle Joh n ny Cage charisma? 126 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,418 Real ly, Joh n ny? You'd do that? 127 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,129 Oh , come on , man . There's noth i ng to worry about. 128 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,922 Joh n ny Cage has it hand led . 129 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,174 You're a special g uy, Joh n ny. 130 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,886 In retrospect, this is where everything went sideways. 131 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,848 See my name 132 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:15,685 In the bright lights I got the fame 133 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:19,105 And the film lights, it's my time... 134 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:22,108 I've fi n ished send i ng the g ifts req uested to you r fam i ly and friends. 135 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,151 G reat. 136 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,902 We're al most to the fi n ish l i ne, Ch uck. 137 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,530 After I convi nce Jen n ifer to come back to the set, 138 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,948 we can fi nal ly take a break. 139 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,491 And by "we, " I mean "me, " 140 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,785 'cause I'l l need you to work th roug h the hol iday. 141 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,955 It real ly is the most wonderfu l ti me of the year. 142 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,498 I ndeed , si r. 143 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:41,294 Thoug h , it's strange to celebrate Ch ristmas without any snow. 144 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,670 Snow? 145 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:45,089 You can leave that sh it to the suckers on the East Coast. 146 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,884 Me, I l i ke to celebrate Baby J C's bi rthday, 147 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,637 same i n itials, by the way, rig ht here 148 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,180 i n su n ny SoCal . 149 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:56,309 Golden su nsh i ne, bl ue skies, pretty g i rls. 150 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:00,897 -She's sti l l looki ng? -Yeah . 151 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,732 -Sti l l? -Yeah . 152 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,025 Good . 153 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,403 Famous 154 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,323 I'm so famous... 155 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,159 Mr. Cage. Can I ask you a q uestion? 156 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,535 Yes. My hai r is real . 157 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,746 No, I can't actual ly pu nch th roug h metal . 158 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,123 And , yes, it's true what they said about Dol ly and I , 159 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,416 but I don't l i ke to tal k about it. 160 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,293 No. No, I . . . I j ust... 161 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,839 I j ust want to know how you got so cool . 162 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,424 Good q uestion , Ch uck. 163 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,218 And l ucky for you , we have a few m i n utes 164 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:34,097 for me to regale you on the orig i ns of the Adon is you see before you . 165 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,432 I was once l i ke you . 166 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:40,019 Truth is, I was bu l l ied a lot i n school . 167 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,020 You were? 168 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,438 Yeah , I was. 169 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,234 From Paris to Japan 170 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,946 Let's start at the beginning. 171 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,868 Yep, there I am. 172 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,079 Getting my ass handed to me in gym class. 173 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,874 You're gon na cry, l ittle baby? 174 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,210 Aw, l ittle baby's gon na cry. 175 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,840 Well, of course I'm gonna cry, you pizza-faced asshole. 176 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,925 You just threw a basketball at my nose. 177 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,390 My mom tried calling the principal, the teachers. 178 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,641 They all said the same thing. 179 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,227 "Boys will be boys. Things will get better." 180 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,395 But they didn 't. 181 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:23,646 It got worse. 182 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,871 My mom, a saint among saints. 183 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,707 The person who always said fighting was for Neanderthals, 184 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,833 had had enough. 185 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,544 She took me to the local dojo... 186 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,213 ...one of those strip mall places you've seen a dozen times. 187 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:53,384 This wasn 't some sort of fly-by-night, black-belt-for-moneyjoint. 188 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,553 This was the real deal. 189 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,806 That's when I met Master Boyd. 190 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,434 And my life changed forever. 191 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,868 Fed by love and good desire 192 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:23,122 A will of steel take you even higher 193 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:27,835 Bad memories that howl my name 194 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:31,798 That ember soon became a scorching flame 195 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:36,052 I'm coming back to rise again 196 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,598 I feel this will be the best of me 197 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,226 Nothing can slow me down 198 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,019 Or make me stop 199 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:49,273 'Cause nothing can stand in my way 200 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:53,444 I'm coming back to rise again 201 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:58,115 I feel this will be the best of me 202 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,576 Nothing can slow me down 203 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,745 Or make me stop 204 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,706 'Cause nothing can stand in my way 205 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,834 I'm gonna rise to the top 206 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,461 I had learned a lot in a short time, 207 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,714 but the greatest lesson wasn 't about how to kick or punch. 208 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,966 It was something else. 209 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,638 Oh , look at that. 210 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,266 Little Joh n ny fi nal ly learned how to move out of the way. 211 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,060 Where do you th i n k you're goi ng , Carlton? 212 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,854 We're not th roug h tal ki ng to you yet. 213 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,148 All those people that said being bullied is a part of life, 214 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,443 that it'll get better, they're full of shit. 215 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,780 The truth is, it only gets better when you fight back. 216 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,629 Yeah, I got in trouble, but it was worth it. 217 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,506 Therein lies the lesson. 218 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,258 Weak people bully. 219 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:01,929 But the minute you push back, they fold like a hideaway bed. 220 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,432 After that, I poured myself into martial arts. 221 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:08,102 My master said I was special, taught me everything he knew. 222 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:09,562 But that wasn 't enough. 223 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,355 I traveled everywhere. 224 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,773 I have so many miles now. 225 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:16,193 Learning from the greatest martial arts masters around the planet. 226 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,279 Hapkido, kendo, savate. 227 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,406 I pronounced all of those correctly. 228 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,992 But eventually, all roads led here. 229 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,244 To beautiful, sunny California. 230 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,796 Stop ! Th ief! Stop h i m ! 231 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,308 Kid , th is is you r l ucky day. 232 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,729 So, Ch uck, what'd you learn 233 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,774 from that wel l-told and i ncred i bly i nspi rational story? 234 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,276 It's i m portant to develop you r i n ner strength 235 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,486 to hel p those i n need . 236 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,113 And become a hero to the world arou nd you . 237 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:02,657 No. 238 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,326 Kick fi rst, be awesome, make money. 239 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,661 Here, I'l l make it si m ple for you . 240 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,413 Write th is down . W-W-J-C-D . 241 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,540 What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do? 242 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,794 What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do? 243 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,254 I j ust said that. 244 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,174 You're gon na be okay, Ch uck. And we're here. 245 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:23,010 Under neon lights, it's paradise 246 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,595 And this is your time 247 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,348 So keep on dancing 248 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,810 Dancing through the night. . . 249 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,066 I'm sorry, Mr. Cage. 250 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,652 I know how i m portant Ninja Mime is to you r career. 251 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,530 Maybe. . . Maybe she's left town . 252 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,408 -[eng i ne and stereo tu rn of -J ust because she d id n't answer, 253 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,118 doesn't mean she's not there. 254 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,662 I'l l j ust hop the fence, take a look-see. 255 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,080 Oh ! U h ... 256 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,625 Do me a favor, Ch uck. Go down the h i l l and get my ride washed . 257 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,253 Maybe I shou ld stay for a few m i n utes u nti l-- 258 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,714 Listen , Ch uck, conversations with the lad ies 259 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,008 tend to go on longer than a few m i n utes. 260 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,092 Get me? 261 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,387 No. No, I don't. 262 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,142 Anyway, make su re you get the wheels done. 263 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,309 And don't scratch it. 264 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,769 I'm cou nti ng on you , Ch uck. 265 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:21,902 I got it! 266 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,077 Oh , the th i ngs I do for fame. 267 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,794 Jen n ifer! 268 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:54,518 Ug h ! I've seen some d u m ps i n my ti me, but, wow. 269 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,353 You th i n k she'd have a l ittle more self-respect. 270 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,938 I mean , h i re a housekeeper. 271 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,316 Way to tu rn the l i bido down to one. 272 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,911 Yoo-hoo ! Everyone decent? 273 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,471 We shou ld've ki l led you when we had the chance, Ash rah . 274 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,182 Yes, Kia. You shou ld have. 275 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,918 Lad ies. Lad ies, I'm not su re what's goi ng on here, 276 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,670 but I'm looki ng for Jen n ifer. 277 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,630 Now I'd be happy to g ive th is back if-- 278 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,799 Oh , sh it! 279 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,930 Fuck. 280 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,357 Okay. Okay. Okay. 281 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,067 Okay! 282 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,111 Sorry. 283 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,996 Okay. Please j ust let me... 284 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,123 Fuck ! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... 285 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,970 Whoa ! Slow down . 286 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,891 H m m? 287 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,115 Wow. 288 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,622 Obviously, th is is tu rn i ng us both on . 289 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,415 Can you feel that? But I don't have ti me. 290 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,792 I'm looki ng for Jen n ifer. Do you know where she is? 291 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,177 Get back here, Frisbee Hat. 292 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,721 Okay, wait for me ! 293 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,516 I said , wait! 294 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,321 Is that a... 295 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,114 Oh , sh it. 296 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,301 I'd like to say that I'm about to chase after them 297 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:18,347 because I'm concerned about Jennifer, and not about getting a movie finished. 298 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,598 Ah , sh it! 299 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,935 And that's sort of true. 300 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,187 Jennifer's well-being is critical to the film, 301 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,648 so, in reality, 302 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,566 I am worried about her, 303 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:33,696 which makes me less of a jerk than we 're all probably thinking I am. 304 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:35,572 Fuck. 305 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,242 Phew! Glad we got that figured out. 306 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,453 Oh , man . I hope I don't get blamed for th is. 307 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,141 Slow down ! 308 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,517 Stop ! Please ! 309 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,728 Hey, come back here with my car! 310 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,905 Are you kidd i ng me, you jerk ! 311 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,115 Oh , come on . 312 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,456 And over here we have the home of Jen n ifer, 313 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,583 world-famous actress. 314 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,337 Oh , smel ls l i ke she's havi ng a backyard barbecue of some sort. 315 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,298 I'm sorry, si r. Th is is a private tou r. 316 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,383 I need you to fol low that bi ke. 317 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,138 Si r. . . Wait. Do I know you? 318 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,476 Of cou rse you do. I'm Joh n ny Cage, action star extraord i nai re. 319 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,646 Action? 320 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,650 H m m . Yeah . Actual ly, I'm real ly more i nto d ramas. 321 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,487 Yeah , wel l , need less to say, I have con nections. 322 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,239 And if you catch that bi ke, I'l l read you r scri pt. 323 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,574 How'd you know I'm a writer? 324 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,993 Everyone's a writer i n th is town , baby. 325 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,161 Now move ! 326 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,391 Hel lo, lad ies and gentlemen . 327 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,851 So g lad you cou ld joi n us on the tou r. 328 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,772 If you look off to you r left, you'l l see my good friend Tom's chateau . 329 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,358 Yes, it's true. He does h is own stu nts. 330 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,194 But it's because he doesn't have m uch to l ive for. 331 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,823 And over there I fou nd out g i rls real ly do j ust wan na have fu n 332 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,534 with that q u i rky pop star you al l know and love. 333 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,393 Tel l my sister hel lo. 334 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,318 We'l l fi nd you , Ash rah . And when we do... 335 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,323 Ug h , freaki ng pigeons. 336 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,908 There she is. 337 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,831 Al l rig ht, team , get me closer. 338 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,504 U m , are you su re that's a good idea? 339 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,424 I've seen my stu nt dou bles do th is half a dozen ti mes. 340 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,758 How hard cou ld it be? 341 00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,691 Turns out, really hard. 342 00:21:58,901 --> 00:21:59,735 Whoa ! 343 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,404 Ah h h ! Now who'l l read my spec? 344 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,699 What? 345 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,242 I'm al ive. 346 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,745 -Ch uck ! -Mr. Cage, 347 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,915 I saw you j u m p on the bus, so I thoug ht I'd fol low and-- 348 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,584 Yeah , yeah , yeah , I don't need the play-by-play. Get me to that car. 349 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,002 Yes, si r. 350 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,761 Sig nal . 351 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,029 Miss me? 352 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,866 Are you always so agg ressive? 353 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,206 Okay. 354 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,965 J ust tel l me where Jen n ifer is, then you can have you r d u m b scrol l . 355 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,384 I don't know. Now g ive it to me. 356 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,555 Wel l , it's been real . . . bad . 357 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,099 It's been real ly bad . Later, babe. 358 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,816 Okay. Drive th is. . . 359 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,367 G reat. 360 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,747 You know, you're a real bitch . 361 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:37,833 Whoa ! 362 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:53,140 Hey. 363 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,851 Lad ies, what do you th i n k about the pool? 364 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:56,935 Brand new. 365 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,368 Are you okay? 366 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,912 Better than okay. Look what I have. 367 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,289 What is it? 368 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,582 No idea. 369 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,251 But if those ku ng fu bitches were wi l l i ng to blow u p a house 370 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:24,338 and try to ki l l me, it has to be i m portant. Pu l l over. 371 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,763 It's l iteral ly a star map. 372 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,848 And what's th is on the back? 373 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,225 It looks G reek to me. 374 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,187 You shou ld leave the jokes to me, son . 375 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,439 No, I'm bei ng serious. That's G reek. 376 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,107 You know G reek? 377 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,194 Remem ber when you starred i n that fi l m Gist of my Fist? 378 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,445 That one prod ucer? 379 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,073 Wel l , he sent me everyth i ng over i n G reek. 380 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,575 -I had to translate it for you r lawyer. -H u h . 381 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,744 So, what does it say? 382 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,664 No idea. 383 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,625 But I have a G reek d ictionary back at home. 384 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,126 We can go by and pick it u p. 385 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:06,338 Oh ! Maybe you can fi nal ly autog raph my poster of-- 386 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,715 Sh ut u p. Wel l , whatever it is, 387 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,926 it's the reason that Jen n ifer is m issi ng . 388 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,804 Wh ich means there's on ly one th i ng left to do. 389 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,181 -Recast Jen n ifer. -Go to the pol ice. 390 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,394 I mean , go to the pol ice. Rig ht. Yes. That's the smart move. 391 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:21,478 Come on . 392 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:31,238 I've fai led you , Master. I've lost the scrol l . 393 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:33,281 Kia was there. 394 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:34,825 And another. 395 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:38,578 A most form idable warrior. 396 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,247 Warrior? 397 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:43,250 Yes. He had a strong jaw. 398 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:47,629 If I were of th is world , I wou ld say. . . handsome. 399 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:51,800 If not for h is determ i ned spi rit and d istracti ng smel l , 400 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,885 I wou ld have the scrol l , 401 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:57,389 and the forces of darkness wou ld never have had a chance to escape. 402 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,933 You sti l l have ti me, Ash rah . 403 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,644 The longest n ig ht is yet to come. 404 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,355 I wi l l not fai l you agai n ... 405 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:07,899 Lord Raiden . 406 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:10,944 I do not dou bt it. 407 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,740 And neither shou ld you . 408 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,161 Ash rah . 409 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,122 What is the name of th is warrior? 410 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,791 He is cal led Joh n ny Cage. 411 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,876 H m m . 412 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:32,466 Go. Retrieve the map and see if you can en l ist th is warrior's hel p. 413 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,176 But Master, I can-- 414 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:37,804 A cord of many strands is not so easi ly broken . 415 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:43,393 Besides, there may be more to th is Joh n ny Cage than meets the eye. 416 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,526 Ch uckie, g rab that, wou ld you? 417 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,821 Joh n ny Cage's car. How can I hel p you? 418 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:56,239 G ive me that. 419 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,866 You're i n the Cage with Joh n ny. 420 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,702 Johnny, it's your fucking beloved agent, Dave. 421 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:05,332 I need you to swing by the fucking office right fucking now. 422 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,292 Cal m down , Dave. I wou ld love to. 423 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,753 But I'm ki nd of i n the m idd le of savi ng my movie. 424 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,838 - Jen n ifer has gone m issi ng-- - Johnny! 425 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:15,884 I don 't care if you're trying to save a fucking orphanage 426 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,762 from closing on fucking Christmas. 427 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:22,140 I just got the biggest fucking offer 428 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,391 of your career. 429 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,770 . . . wants you 430 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:29,564 for his next fucking picture. 431 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,441 Yeah. That . 432 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,527 Why the hell is that being bleeped? 433 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,821 Legal? All right. Fine, fine. 434 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,323 Everyone knows who I'm talking about anyway, right? 435 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,742 I mean, he did and . 436 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,285 Shit, seriously? 437 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:48,750 Okay, this. . . director. . . has the Midas touch. 438 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,045 One year, he 'll make an adventure flick that makes a bazillion dollars, 439 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:55,632 and the next, a dramatic picture that wins all the awards. 440 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:58,718 So for now, we 'll call him "The Big Man, " 441 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,679 so legal doesn 't ride my ass. 442 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,389 Are you all right with that, lawyers? 443 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,433 Point is, can wait. 444 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,060 I'l l be rig ht over. 445 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,144 Ah h h ! 446 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,314 Heart attack, heart attack 447 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,316 There 's no going back 448 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,527 Heart attack 449 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:18,989 [eng i ne and stereo tu rn of 450 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,243 Mr. Cage, Mr. Dou bldy is expecti ng you . 451 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,336 Stay out here, kid . I'l l on ly be a m i n ute. 452 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,590 Ah ! Li ke with Jen n ifer? 453 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,843 U m , no. Wei rdo. 454 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,983 What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do? 455 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,697 H i . My name is. . . 456 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:12,626 My foul-mouthed agent, David Doubldy. 457 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,836 Or rather, David fuckin ' Doubldy, 458 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,171 as he likes to call himself. 459 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,255 Recognize him? 460 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:20,634 He 's the guy from Venice Beach, the one that had his wallet lifted. 461 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,470 Turns out, he was one of LA 's biggest agents, 462 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:26,348 and after my fancy footwork, he took me on. 463 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,141 He 's been looking after me ever since. 464 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,435 Fucki n' su perheroes ! 465 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:31,853 Su perheroes? 466 00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,357 On ly nerds l i ke that stuff. 467 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,108 And the Big Man . 468 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:42,864 And if the Big Man says you're playi ng a tu rtle i n a thong , 469 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:48,495 you better tuck those fucki ng jewels and get ready for a wedg ie. 470 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,830 I do look good i n a thong . When does it start shooti ng? 471 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,041 Beg i n n i ng of the year. 472 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,418 Wel l , merry Ch ristmas to me. 473 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:56,670 G reat. I can't wait. 474 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,839 Don't I always take care of you , kid? 475 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:03,093 Always. I mean , fucki ng always. 476 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,011 One more th i ng . 477 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,554 Oh , is th is about the ad l i b? 478 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,182 Ug h , I can't bel ieve that d i rector sn itched . 479 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,475 Okay, you tel l h i m-- 480 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:14,521 No. No, it's noth i ng l i ke that. 481 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,855 Then what? 482 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,026 I heard you were at Jen n ifer's earl ier. 483 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,111 How d id you hear-- 484 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:25,365 I'm you r fucki ng agent. It's my job to know where you are. 485 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:30,453 Th i ng is, there was th is, u h , piece of paper, sort of l i ke 486 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,288 a scrol l . 487 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,708 Yeah , we were j ust about to take it to the pol ice. 488 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,584 David , it was crazy. 489 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,753 There was th is babe i n a toga tryi ng to ki l l me. 490 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,422 Jen n ifer's place was bom bed . 491 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,091 They're cal l i ng it a gas leak. 492 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,719 A gas leak? No, Dave. 493 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,929 Jen n ifer's m issi ng . She cou ld be kid napped , h u rt. 494 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:51,141 The scrol l th i ng's probably the on ly lead we have to fi nd i ng her, 495 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:54,102 so I'm goi ng to the pol ice and-- 496 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:58,106 Joh n ny, you don't need to worry about Jen n ifer. 497 00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,774 She's fi ne. 498 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:05,196 What I need you to worry about is g ivi ng me the scrol l . 499 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,281 Okay? 500 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,450 What's goi ng on? 501 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,368 Why do you want the scrol l so m uch? 502 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:18,418 Okay, I was goi ng to wait on th is, but I belong to a cl u b. 503 00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:21,629 Real prestig ious sh it. 504 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,589 Li ke the Academy? 505 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,467 Eh , less ass-kissy. 506 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,554 Th is cl u b has its fi ngers everywhere i n th is town . 507 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:34,184 You become part of th is cl u b, you'l l always have work 508 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:39,939 and you'l l be the su perstar you always wanted to be. 509 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,983 Sou nds g reat. What's the catch? 510 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:47,238 No catch . We. . . I want you to be part of it. 511 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:51,076 We're goi ng to have a whole i nd uction ceremony 512 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,745 at the Mag ical Mansion ton ig ht, 513 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:56,706 and al l you need to do is show u p, 514 00:31:56,790 --> 00:32:00,919 with those expensive veneers and ... 515 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:04,089 g ive me the scrol l . 516 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,548 What about Ninja Mime ? 517 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,425 You told me, and I q uote, 518 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,469 "Th is movie wi l l make you fucki ng A-l ist. " 519 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:12,555 Are you fucki ng deaf? 520 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:17,310 Stop th i n ki ng about Ninja fucki ng Mime 521 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:21,523 and start th i n ki ng about the Big Man's movie. 522 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:25,193 Th i n k about tig hts and fucki ng capes. 523 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:29,197 I told you , Ninja Mime is al ready done. 524 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:34,619 And if you don't g ive me that scrol l rig ht fucki ng now, 525 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,287 so are you . 526 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,705 What did he say? 527 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,541 What d id you say? 528 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,626 You heard me. 529 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,545 I made you . 530 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:49,300 Without me, you'd sti l l be worki ng at fucki ng Blockbuster, 531 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:53,596 yel l i ng at customers about late fees. 532 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,183 Now, q u it bei ng a big baby 533 00:32:57,267 --> 00:33:00,645 and g ive me that fucki ng scrol l ! 534 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:05,942 If I was a well-adjusted man, someone who wasn 't picked on as a kid, 535 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:08,278 who didn 't have a distinct problem with authority 536 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:12,115 and didn 't hate, hate bullies, 537 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,450 I probably would've handled the next bit better. 538 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:17,537 You made me? 539 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:20,957 Listen , asshole. You don't do sh it for me. 540 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,127 Sitti ng on you r ass wh i le I'm out there getti ng th rown th roug h wi ndows, 541 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,629 paparazzi chasi ng me i nto the joh n . 542 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:32,427 Ninja Mime is my best work, and you better pray it does wel l . 543 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:36,097 Because that's the last cent you're ever gon na get from me. 544 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,182 You're fi red ! 545 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:54,032 I was hopi ng to do th is the easy way. 546 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:58,161 G ive me the fucki ng scrol l ! 547 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,497 Su re. Here. 548 00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:04,500 Spi n kick ! I cal l out my own moves. 549 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:10,924 I don't need a g u n to take care of a bitch l i ke you . 550 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,062 Some more of th is. 551 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,776 Ponytai ls are d u m b. 552 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:41,746 And the award goes to. . . you r face ! 553 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,522 You don't know what you're doi ng . 554 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,024 What the hel l? 555 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:16,114 We fucki ng ru n th is town , and you're as good as dead . 556 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:21,369 Ya hear me? Dead ! 557 00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:26,624 Yeah? Wel l , you're total ly not worth 1 0% . 558 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:47,103 Oh , oh , is. . . 559 00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:49,063 Is he. . . Is he. . . 560 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,149 Is he dead? 561 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,861 I'm su re he's fi ne. 562 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,538 See? He's fi ne. Ch uck, get the car. 563 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,055 Where is Kia? 564 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:26,768 She was ki l led . By a mem ber of the Wh ite Lotus. 565 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,314 What of the scrol l and the chosen one? 566 00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:32,398 Gone. 567 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,277 Then I'l l leave it u p to you to fi nd h i m , 568 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:38,529 Jataaka. 569 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,241 Retrieve the map and the chosen one. 570 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:44,285 For the Shadow. 571 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,204 For the Shadow. 572 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:56,839 So? 573 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,841 I g uess "protect and serve" doesn't apply 574 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,094 to celebrities on the verge of success. 575 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:03,513 Someth i ng wei rd is goi ng on , Ch uck. 576 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,932 We're gon na have to fig u re th is out ou rselves. 577 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,060 Okay. What. . . What do we do next? 578 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:11,479 " Party l i ke it's 1 999 . " 579 00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:17,151 It's a song , by. . . Forget it. 580 00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:32,375 Magical Mansion. Invite-only. I've never been because, well... 581 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,628 ...after the SWA T incident with the birthday magician, 582 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:39,715 I was kind of blackballed by every so-called magician in town. 583 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:40,800 Forever. 584 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,219 Are you sure it's okay we 're using the sound van ? 585 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,221 Sou nd department loves me. 586 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,641 I'm su re they're fi ne with hel pi ng out the star of Ninja Mime. 587 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,394 How goes it on the scrol l front? 588 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:54,147 -It goes. -Hurry. I'm about to head in. 589 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,441 If something goes wrong, call the army. 590 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,818 Or better yet, call the actor's union. 591 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,153 They're way tougher. 592 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:11,831 Name? 593 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:14,667 Cage. Joh n ny Cage. 594 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,671 U m . . . I'm sorry. You aren't on the l ist. 595 00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:22,675 But, I mean , I shou ld be. Rig ht? 596 00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:25,678 Si r, the Mag ical Mansion is a mem bers-on ly establ ish ment. 597 00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:28,848 U n less you're a mem ber or here as a g uest, 598 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:31,726 wh ich accord i ng to my notes, you wi l l never be, 599 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,646 I'm gon na have to ask you to leave. 600 00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:39,358 Oh , come on . It was an honest m istake. 601 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:43,237 Wait. He's a g uest of m i ne. 602 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,114 I've been around a lot of beautiful women. 603 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:46,699 She might take the cake. 604 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,369 Her legs were as long and curvy as Mulholland Drive. 605 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:52,497 And probablyjust as dangerous. 606 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,373 My cousin was killed up there. 607 00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,796 Where have you been my enti re l ife? 608 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,382 Getti ng ready for you , darl i ng . 609 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,301 Shal l we? 610 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:12,767 Don't we make a fetch i ng cou ple? 611 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:19,357 After you . 612 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:49,178 So, Mr. Cage, what bri ngs you to ou r l ittle cl u b? 613 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:52,431 My agent told me I shou ld come check it out. 614 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:54,141 Said he wanted me to joi n . 615 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,852 And who is you r agent? 616 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:58,938 Shit. Walked right into that. 617 00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:02,358 U h , h is name is Dom i n ic Boon . 618 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:03,859 U h , do you know h i m? 619 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,861 No, I'm not fam i l iar. 620 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:08,781 And Johnny Cage with the save! 621 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:12,451 But if you wou ld l i ke to be a mem ber, 622 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:16,455 then you deserve. . . a private tou r. 623 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:20,626 Anyth i ng you'd l i ke to do i n private sou nds good to me. 624 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,712 Please, lead the way. 625 00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:24,880 So cool . 626 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,929 Johnny? You're breaking up. 627 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,681 U h , is th is a basement? 628 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,142 Are we rig ht u nderneath the mansion? 629 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:41,022 Why, if anyth i ng happened down here, how wou ld the pol ice know where to look? 630 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,065 They wou ld n't. 631 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:46,819 Part of the mem bersh i p g rants you access to the old su bway tu n nels 632 00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:49,196 that used to crisscross Los Angeles. 633 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,114 Johnny, I'm... 634 00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:51,741 I'm trying to figure out where you are. 635 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,200 You're breaki ng u p. 636 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,577 I can't. . . I can't hear anyth i ng . 637 00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:59,498 So, about th is i n itiation . 638 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,751 I don't have to, you know. . . 639 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,336 ... do someth i ng wei rd , do I? 640 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,088 Defi ne "wei rd . " 641 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,758 I don't know. Dri n k h u man blood? 642 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,343 No. 643 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,678 You don't have to d ri n k blood . 644 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,848 But you do need a mem ber to stand u p for you . 645 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:19,226 Wh ich I'd be happy to do. 646 00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:22,521 I wonder if she 'd be willing to lay down for me too. 647 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,608 Chica-bow-wicca-bow wicca-bow-bow. 648 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:28,569 Sorry. I even do the porn music in my voice-overs. 649 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,322 Come. We aren't far. 650 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,539 Are you scared , Mr. Cage? 651 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:44,877 Pfft! No, Joh n ny Cage doesn't get scared . 652 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,212 I peed myself. 653 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:51,384 But you know, I'm not a big fan of the dark or bei ng u nderg rou nd . 654 00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,094 What if there's an earthq uake? 655 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,638 Maybe. . . maybe we shou ld j ust head back u pstai rs. What do you say? 656 00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:05,189 You don't know what g lories await you a l ittle fu rther ahead . 657 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,943 Wel l , sh it. That's not fai r. 658 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,069 Hyah ! 659 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:11,987 -You ! -You ! 660 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:13,572 Me. 661 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,411 You need to stop h itti ng people. 662 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:26,335 What the fuck ! 663 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:34,510 Come on . 664 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:39,306 What was that? I mean , she was hot, but energy beams? 665 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,808 What the hel l is goi ng on? 666 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,393 Her name is Jataaka. 667 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:45,229 One of th ree assassi ns from the Brotherhood of Shadow. 668 00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:48,816 They are i ntent on raisi ng thei r god i n order to destroy the world . 669 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,944 Yeah , g reat. Everyth i ng you j ust said doesn't make sense, 670 00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:55,656 i ncl ud i ng the part about a woman i n someth i ng cal led the Brotherhood . 671 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,034 Th is is al l a bit m uch . 672 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,245 I was j ust looki ng for my co-star, okay? 673 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:04,874 Whatever wei rd sci-fi th i ng you g uys got goi ng on down here 674 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,959 has noth i ng to do with me. 675 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:08,043 Ag reed . 676 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:10,588 But as long as you have the scrol l , Joh n ny Cage-- 677 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,006 Oh , you're a fan . 678 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,216 Where is the scrol l? 679 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:16,302 Oh . U h , Ch uck has it. 680 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,846 Then we m ust get to th is Ch uck. 681 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,484 So once you get the scrol l , they'l l leave me alone, rig ht? 682 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:34,278 What other pu rpose wou ld they have for you? 683 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,032 - Ch uck, you there? - Johnny! 684 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:41,994 I j ust cal led the u n ion , but they said someth i ng about d ues owed 685 00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:44,038 and that they can't hel p you because you're late-- 686 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,916 Yeah , yeah , yeah . Okay. Never m i nd . I'm at the N O H O sig n . 687 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:49,126 I need you to come get me as q u ick as possi ble. 688 00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,597 You wi l l be pu n ished for you r betrayal , Ash rah . 689 00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:36,465 - Enoug h ! - Oh , sh it! 690 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,846 Ash rah has decided her fate. 691 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:45,474 But you , Joh n ny, you are special . 692 00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:48,644 We need you for the Brotherhood . 693 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,523 Joi n us and al l you r d reams wi l l come true. 694 00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:55,943 Oh , no, th is cl u b sou nds g reat. Where do I sig n? 695 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,112 Fuck you ! 696 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:11,083 Two years on the job, and he's never been late. 697 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,049 You okay? 698 00:45:19,592 --> 00:45:23,387 Wel l , I j ust fou nd out an evi l cu lt is tryi ng to raise a god i n Los Angeles. 699 00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,598 So al l th i ngs considered , I'm al l rig ht. 700 00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:27,933 Oh , h i . My name is-- 701 00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:29,393 No ti me for names, Ch uck. 702 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,729 Tel l me you've translated the scrol l . 703 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:32,771 Most of it. 704 00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:36,358 On one side is a map. 705 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,110 -To what? -Los Angeles. 706 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:42,615 Th is is the stad i u m , the Tar Pits, Observatory. 707 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:44,867 And if you con nect the dots, it's... 708 00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:48,954 So, th is enti re city is ru n by Satan ists? 709 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:50,205 Oh , makes sense. 710 00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:51,916 Not Satan ists. 711 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,709 Disci ples of Sh i n nok. 712 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,169 Sh i n nok? 713 00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:58,380 Qu ite a name. Let me g uess. The mad god you were tal ki ng about? 714 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:02,009 Yes. He is the ru ler of Netherreal m , 715 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,638 and cal ls for the destruction of al l th i ngs. 716 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:07,765 Wel l , sou nds pretty Satan-y to me. 717 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,725 There. What's i n the center? 718 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,896 That's Dan's world-famous Oriental Theater. 719 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:17,524 Oh , yes. Dan's world-famous Oriental Theater. 720 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,152 Everybody knows that, but I don't get it. 721 00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:21,862 What do they want with the theater? 722 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,197 I mean , th is Sh i n nok, 723 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,616 is he looki ng to put h is horn pri nts i n cement? 724 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,910 That's where they wi l l open the gate to Netherreal m . 725 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,078 She's rig ht. 726 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:34,208 The G reek on the back, okay, it's actual ly a spel l . 727 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,794 It says that i n order to open the gate, 728 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:40,464 they need what they cal l . . . "special" blood . 729 00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:44,301 Or. . . the blood of a god . 730 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:46,637 Is that why Jen n ifer is m issi ng? 731 00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:49,682 I mean , she's good , but, wel l , I wou ld n't cal l her a god . 732 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,642 No matter. 733 00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:54,103 As long as we have the spel l , she is safe. 734 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:57,648 We m ust retreat to ou r tem ple and fend off any attack to-- 735 00:46:57,731 --> 00:47:01,527 Retreat? Lady, I'm American . I don't even know the word . 736 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:06,031 I mean , I know it, but you know. . . You know what I'm tryi ng to say. 737 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,577 Whoa ! 738 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,290 - Ew! - Ah h h ! 739 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,209 -Did you see that? -Yes ! 740 00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:21,839 She j ust j u m ped out and I spi n-kicked her head off. 741 00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:23,924 I know. 742 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,051 Oh , man , my therapy bi l l 743 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,886 is gon na be th roug h the roof. 744 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:31,515 -You okay, Ch uck? -Th is violence is out of control . 745 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:32,975 Tel l me about it. 746 00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,146 What are you doi ng? 747 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:40,441 Bu rn i ng the paper. No spel l , no Armageddon . 748 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:44,153 And if there's no chance of Armageddon , they'l l let Jen n ifer go. 749 00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:47,281 And we wi l l be back on set before cal l ti me. 750 00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:03,589 Jen n ifer? 751 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,049 H i , Joh n ny. 752 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,426 Looks l i ke you fou nd me. 753 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,691 Wel l , not the fi rst ti me I've woken u p l i ke th is. 754 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,778 Merry Ch ristmas, sleepyhead . 755 00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:27,821 It's about ti me you woke u p. 756 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:31,200 Jen n ifer? Jen n ifer! We gotta get the fuck out of here. 757 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:33,535 These crazy cu ltists want to sacrifice you 758 00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:34,995 for some demon th i ng . 759 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,955 H u rry, u ntie me before they get back, so-- 760 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:41,919 Oh , Joh n ny. Why wou ld we do that? 761 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,340 Because I've got you 762 00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:49,718 rig ht where I've wanted you the enti re ti me. 763 00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:53,680 Come agai n? 764 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:56,475 You sti l l don't get it, do you? 765 00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:00,687 I'm starti ng to. You're bat-sh it crazy. 766 00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:03,857 Maybe. 767 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,318 But they say that about my god . 768 00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:09,154 So, I'm i n good com pany. 769 00:49:10,155 --> 00:49:11,448 Jen n ifer, come on . 770 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,535 You can't be th rowi ng you r career away on some cu lt. 771 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:18,080 Th is cu lt is why I have a career. 772 00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:20,791 The Brotherhood sent us here years ago, 773 00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:24,503 but me and some others were lost. 774 00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:26,630 Cut off from ou r real m . 775 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:30,175 We've searched for decades for a way back. 776 00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:33,470 But then , we fou nd the scrol l and it showed us 777 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:37,224 how to bri ng ou r god here, to Earth real m . 778 00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:40,477 We scou red the Earth for the elements. 779 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:43,730 A Holy Kriss, a sacred chal ice... 780 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:47,693 . . . and the blood of someone special . 781 00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:54,241 You , Joh n ny Cage, have the blood of gods. 782 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,910 You're the one we've waited for. 783 00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:00,831 You're the key to open i ng a portal for my ki ng . 784 00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:03,792 Wel l , I'm flattered , Jen n ifer, but I-- 785 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:05,169 No. 786 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:08,213 No need to cal l me by that name anymore. 787 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:11,675 Please, cal l me Sareena. 788 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:17,306 The on ly th i ng I'm gon na cal l you is a fucki ng l u natic. 789 00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:19,766 Why don't you let me go? Now! 790 00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:22,811 We weren't su re you were the one at fi rst. 791 00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:26,857 It seemed i m possi ble that someone so stu pid 792 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:29,193 cou ld be so critical to ou r m ission . 793 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:33,530 It's been fu n , watch i ng you bl i nd ly do what we wanted . 794 00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:38,660 From David taki ng you on as a cl ient to bei ng my co-star on Ninja Mime. 795 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:42,789 Even when Brian tricked you i nto goi ng to my house. 796 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,958 Brian is i n on it too? 797 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,501 Fuck Brian . 798 00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:48,378 Everyone is. 799 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:52,549 Soon , ou r god wi l l arrive, and we wi l l ru le by h is side. 800 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:56,136 And al l it costs is a cou ple of h u man sacrifices here and there? 801 00:50:56,220 --> 00:51:01,099 Consider you rself l ucky to be part of the com i ng of Sh i n nok. 802 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:03,685 Oh , yeah , real l ucky. 803 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,148 Come on , Jen n ifer. Don't do th is ! 804 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,233 Do th is? 805 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,109 It's al ready done. 806 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,253 Where are we? Where's Joh n ny? 807 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:30,295 That hack? 808 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,965 He's about to have another starri ng role. 809 00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:34,508 H is last, i n fact. 810 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:38,720 Tel l me where you r master is. 811 00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:43,475 I'm su re Sh i n nok wou ld l i ke a word with h i m 812 00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:45,227 when he arrives i n Earth real m . 813 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:46,853 Stop it! 814 00:51:51,566 --> 00:51:52,734 You're a strong one. 815 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,528 But what about h i m? 816 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,073 Leave h i m alone. He is on ly a boy. 817 00:51:58,156 --> 00:52:01,785 There was a ti me i n wh ich you wou ld have eaten th is boy l i m b from l i m b. 818 00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:05,205 Hasn't she told you? 819 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:09,376 That th i ng you th i n k is h u man is a demon from Netherreal m . 820 00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:12,045 A demon j ust l i ke me. 821 00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,176 I am noth i ng l i ke you . 822 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,304 She pretends. 823 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,306 On a q uest to fi nd redem ption , 824 00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:25,600 wh ich is you r weakness. 825 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:28,520 You can't stand the sufferi ng of the i n nocent. 826 00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:30,814 It's why I became a d i rector. 827 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:37,738 Now, Ash rah . Tel l me, where is Raiden? 828 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:39,948 You th i n k you can i nti m idate me? 829 00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:42,576 I'm an assistant. I get tortu red for money! 830 00:52:46,913 --> 00:52:48,665 What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do? 831 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:56,590 Is he dead? 832 00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:57,674 Yes. 833 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:04,348 Aw, man . Ninja Mime is total ly not happen i ng now he's. . . Geez. 834 00:53:10,103 --> 00:53:11,605 Ah h h ! 835 00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:20,447 I am i m pressed . You have a warrior's heart. 836 00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:23,825 Mr. Cage always told me, 837 00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:27,871 if I get i n a sticky situation , to th i n k about what he wou ld do. 838 00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:30,374 But si nce I d id n't have ti me to exfol iate, 839 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:32,501 I thoug ht that was the next best th i ng . 840 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:38,048 I don't know what you're sayi ng , but I do know he is you r hero. 841 00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:43,845 So, Ch uck Golden , let's save you r hero before he d ies. 842 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:47,599 Yeah . U h , but. . . Is it true what he said? 843 00:53:47,682 --> 00:53:49,226 You're not h u man? 844 00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:52,646 No, I am not. But I'm worki ng on it. 845 00:54:29,474 --> 00:54:31,643 Brothers, sisters. 846 00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:35,981 It is ti me that we g ive back to ou r god 847 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:39,067 for that wh ich he has g iven to us. 848 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:45,282 We, the privi leged , the wealthy, the beautifu l . 849 00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:50,662 Al l g iven to us so that we may l ive i n th is moment. 850 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:55,750 So that we can bri ng about h is power on Earth . 851 00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:59,629 Bri ng i n the chosen one. 852 00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:02,716 Get you r hands off me. 853 00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:05,510 Th is is bu l lsh it. I don't care who you are. 854 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:08,722 When I get out of here, I'm gon na sue the pants off you . 855 00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:12,142 They're not weari ng pants. The robes, the stu pid robes, I mean . 856 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:23,653 Shadam , Shanee, Sh i n nok. 857 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:27,908 Shadam , Shanee, Sh i n nok. 858 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:32,162 Shadam , Shanee, Sh i n nok. 859 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,874 Shadam , Shanee, Sh i n nok. 860 00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:40,962 Oh , look ! The th ree not-so-wise ones. 861 00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:43,965 Gag h i m . 862 00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:45,050 Sh i n nok. 863 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,593 Shadam . 864 00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:50,180 - Screw you ! - The spel l's not worki ng . 865 00:55:50,263 --> 00:55:52,307 I can tel l how old you are. 866 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:55,185 Sh i n nok. Shadam . 867 00:55:55,268 --> 00:55:57,521 So, what do we do? 868 00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:00,357 I wi l l get closer to try to free Joh n ny. 869 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,318 You m ust provide a d istraction . 870 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:04,861 A d istraction? 871 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,782 What. . . what type of d istraction? I ... 872 00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:10,742 Remem ber... 873 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:13,328 What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do? 874 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,128 What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do? 875 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:25,465 What wou ld Joh n ny Cage do? 876 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:42,691 With th is cut, let the blood flow 877 00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:46,027 that wi l l open a gateway for ou r god ! 878 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:50,156 Fuck you ! 879 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:52,325 Please make it stop ! 880 00:56:53,451 --> 00:56:57,080 Sh i n nok, Shadam , Shanee. 881 00:56:57,664 --> 00:57:01,334 Sh i n nok, Shadam , Shanee, 882 00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:02,919 Sh i n nok, 883 00:57:03,336 --> 00:57:04,379 Shadam , 884 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:05,630 Shanee. 885 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,133 It's worki ng . 886 00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:09,634 It's worki ng . 887 00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:11,386 It's worki ng ! 888 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:15,056 Shanee ! Sh i n nok ! 889 00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:19,311 Shanee ! Sh i n nok ! 890 00:57:30,905 --> 00:57:32,657 Don't worry, Joh n ny. 891 00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:34,326 You'l l always be i m mortal ... 892 00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:35,952 i n the movies. 893 00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:37,954 Hey! 894 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:39,581 Who dares? 895 00:57:39,956 --> 00:57:41,416 Ch uck? 896 00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:43,752 My name is Ch uck Golden , 897 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,880 and I'm the best dam n assistant i n town . 898 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,181 Ow! 899 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,184 Oh , fuck. 900 00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:06,066 Sorry, Mr. Cage. 901 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:13,114 Yes. Sorry, Mr. Cage. 902 00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:16,368 No one is com i ng to save you now. 903 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:17,619 I wou ld n't say that. 904 00:58:17,702 --> 00:58:18,745 What? 905 00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:21,665 I said , I wou ld n't say that. 906 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,294 What are you sayi ng? 907 00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:28,630 I said , "Go fuck you rself. " 908 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:51,653 Oh , come on ! 909 00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:59,077 It's too late, sister. 910 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,995 The Gateway is open i ng . 911 00:59:04,165 --> 00:59:05,375 Sister? 912 00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:07,419 You're tel l i ng me you're a... 913 00:59:08,002 --> 00:59:09,838 A demon , yes. 914 00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:11,756 Oh , that's hot. 915 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:39,117 No ! No, no, no. No, no, no. 916 01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:37,842 Sareena. 917 01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:41,054 I thoug ht you were lost to us. 918 01:00:42,388 --> 01:00:43,389 I was. 919 01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,810 But now, I am fou nd . 920 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:48,603 I ndeed . 921 01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:52,607 Where have you broug ht me, my ch i ld? 922 01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:54,943 The jewel of al l places. 923 01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:58,196 Earth real m , my Majesty. 924 01:00:58,279 --> 01:00:59,823 Earth real m . 925 01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:07,872 I have longed to feast on the bones of its den izens. 926 01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:10,500 You have done wel l , my ch i ld . 927 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,629 And for that, you wi l l be rewarded . 928 01:01:15,713 --> 01:01:16,798 It's over. 929 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:18,383 He's won . 930 01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:20,218 He hasn't won sh it, not yet. 931 01:01:20,301 --> 01:01:23,137 He is a god , and we are-- 932 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:25,932 Earth's best chance of su rvival . 933 01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,141 Listen , Ash rah . 934 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:30,687 That g uy is j ust another i n a long l i ne of bu l l ies, 935 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,939 and the m i n ute you push back agai nst a bu l ly... 936 01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:34,691 They fold l i ke a h ideaway bed . 937 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:36,901 Always. 938 01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:38,695 You wan na be h u man? 939 01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:42,615 Wel l , never g ivi ng u p is part of ou r D NA, okay? 940 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:46,119 That and male-pattern bald ness. Than k God I d id n't get that. 941 01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:47,412 Now th i n k. 942 01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:50,415 There has to be some way to get rid of th is g uy. 943 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:52,083 I don't know. 944 01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:53,251 I m ig ht. 945 01:01:53,334 --> 01:01:55,003 If we can get h i m back to the rift, 946 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:56,588 and I can say the spel l , 947 01:01:56,671 --> 01:01:59,632 it shou ld close, trappi ng h i m wherever that leads. 948 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,260 Nah , that's a stu pid idea. 949 01:02:02,343 --> 01:02:03,845 I'm kidd i ng . That's terrific. 950 01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:06,890 Okay, Ash rah , can you get the scrol l? 951 01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:13,354 Yes. And what about you? 952 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,899 I'm gon na do what action stars always do. 953 01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:19,360 Get a h uge trai ler and save the day. 954 01:02:21,654 --> 01:02:22,697 Earth real m . 955 01:02:23,323 --> 01:02:24,365 Fi nal ly. 956 01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:27,660 I have come to mete out you r destruction . 957 01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,621 Bow before me. 958 01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,665 Celebrate my arrival . 959 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:36,044 Hey, even wh iter David Bowie ! 960 01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:39,797 There's on ly one god we're celebrati ng today, 961 01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:41,591 and it su re as hel l ai n't you . 962 01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:53,061 Oh, shit. 963 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,497 - What happened? - You al l rig ht, buddy? 964 01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:23,174 People of Earth real m . 965 01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:27,845 I , Sh i n nok, you r new god , am here... 966 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:30,890 to destroy you . 967 01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:37,105 Sorry about that. 968 01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,440 I don't m i nd . 969 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:41,150 Neither do I . 970 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:43,861 Al l rig ht, ug ly. 971 01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:46,280 Ti me to show you how roug h th is town can get. 972 01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:00,628 Hey, man . I th i n k that j ust pissed it off. 973 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:01,713 Oh , ya th i n k? 974 01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:15,018 Ch uck ! 975 01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:18,187 The scrol l ! 976 01:04:21,065 --> 01:04:22,358 G ive me the scrol l , boy. 977 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,534 I'll admit, it is not looking great for the N i nja Mi me sequel. 978 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:43,129 Oh , I feel l i ke you look. 979 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,466 But, hey, at least we're al ive, rig ht? 980 01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:51,262 Don't answer that. 981 01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:13,159 What was that? 982 01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:19,707 Come on , Ch uck. Come out. 983 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,334 Joi n us. 984 01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:25,546 I know you real ly j ust wan na be a star l i ke Joh n ny. 985 01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:28,758 I can make that happen . J ust g ive me the scrol l . 986 01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:33,471 I l ied . 987 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:35,640 I'm gon na ki l l you . 988 01:05:36,307 --> 01:05:37,475 Slowly. 989 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:41,896 Now, g ive me the scrol l . 990 01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:43,898 Su re. 991 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:55,243 Ah ! I have it. 992 01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:57,537 H u h? 993 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:12,552 You r q uest to become h u man has made you weak. 994 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:15,346 There is noth i ng you can do to defeat me. 995 01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,182 I wou ld n't say "noth i ng . " 996 01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:26,649 You cal l them weak because they d ream . They care. 997 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:28,234 They never g ive u p. 998 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:30,361 That is not weakness, sister. 999 01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:33,656 That is thei r strength . My strength . 1000 01:06:33,739 --> 01:06:37,160 Come, let me show you . 1001 01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:53,426 U n l i ke you , I am at home i n my form . 1002 01:06:53,509 --> 01:07:00,433 I do not need to d isg u ise myself any fu rther! 1003 01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:22,872 You r feeble attem pt to stop me is am usi ng . 1004 01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:26,751 But I m ust be about the end of the world . 1005 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,011 Come, demons. 1006 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,265 Come and eat you r fi l l . 1007 01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:03,537 Good bye, Sister. 1008 01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:05,706 Ash rah ! 1009 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:26,894 Good bye. 1010 01:08:28,729 --> 01:08:32,149 Than k you , Ch uck. Now we m ust go hel p Joh n ny. 1011 01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:34,902 We m ig ht have bigger problems than that. 1012 01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:43,119 Mr. . . Mr. Cage? Mr. Cage ! 1013 01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:45,871 Mr. Cage, you have to get u p. 1014 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,624 Th is is the part of the movie where you make you r comeback. 1015 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,459 He thinks I'm something I'm not. 1016 01:08:51,168 --> 01:08:52,461 Some sort of hero, 1017 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:55,506 rather than a guy who can kick high, hit his mark and... 1018 01:08:55,589 --> 01:08:57,758 look spectacular all the time. 1019 01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:00,594 Well, kid, you're out of luck. 1020 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,514 Johnny Cage isn 't a hero. 1021 01:09:04,348 --> 01:09:07,101 He 's nobody. . . special. 1022 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,186 You're special , Joh n ny. 1023 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,147 You are special . 1024 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:12,898 You're a special g uy, Joh n ny. 1025 01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,817 "Special" blood . 1026 01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:16,569 The blood of gods. 1027 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,489 They're right. They were all right. 1028 01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:23,743 I am special. 1029 01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:25,995 And I'm gonna do what I've always done. 1030 01:09:26,912 --> 01:09:30,291 Shove my special foot down this bully's throat. 1031 01:09:30,374 --> 01:09:32,668 I'm the last man standing... 1032 01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:34,795 Hey, pal ! 1033 01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:38,841 Th is is the city of angels. No devi ls al lowed . 1034 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:47,933 It's a wonder that I'm still alive 1035 01:09:52,813 --> 01:09:54,440 I'm a survivor... 1036 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:58,527 Come on , man . Is that al l you got? 1037 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:03,616 I'm a survivor 1038 01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:07,995 Wel l , look at that. 1039 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:10,206 Even demons have bal ls. 1040 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,501 Fuck h i m u p, Joh n ny! 1041 01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:15,836 Challenge before me, yeah 1042 01:10:16,087 --> 01:10:18,506 Joh n ny! Joh n ny! 1043 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:21,509 Joh n ny, Joh n ny, Joh n ny! 1044 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,969 Am I getting a slow clap? 1045 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,014 I'm getting a slow clap. 1046 01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:28,349 Joh n ny! Joh n ny! 1047 01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:29,975 Kick h is ass, Cage ! 1048 01:10:32,978 --> 01:10:34,730 Joh n ny! Joh n ny! 1049 01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:37,817 Yeah ! 1050 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:42,029 I m possi ble. 1051 01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:53,124 Get h i m , Joh n ny! 1052 01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:56,043 Yeah ! 1053 01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:07,888 Eat it! 1054 01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:12,685 You fool ! You may have power, 1055 01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:14,645 but I am a god . 1056 01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:21,861 There ! No, there ! 1057 01:11:28,033 --> 01:11:29,702 They're com i ng out too fast! 1058 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:41,172 I wi l l enjoy eati ng you r bones. 1059 01:11:50,764 --> 01:11:52,349 Hey! Leave h i m alone. 1060 01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,894 - Yeah . - Come on , leave h i m alone. 1061 01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:07,239 Any last words, Earth real mer? 1062 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,077 Yeah , if I m ig ht. 1063 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:33,766 G ravity's a bitch . 1064 01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:54,745 Ch uck, now! 1065 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,998 Close th is door, forevermore ! 1066 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:01,085 Close th is door, forevermore ! 1067 01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,416 Better safe than sorry. 1068 01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:51,051 Ch uck, you d id it. 1069 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:54,096 You're the best dam n assistant there is. 1070 01:13:54,179 --> 01:13:56,932 No. We d id it, Mr. Cage. 1071 01:13:57,016 --> 01:14:00,561 A cord of many strands is not easi ly broken . 1072 01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:12,698 Wel l , wou ld you look at that? 1073 01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:15,284 You got you r wh ite Ch ristmas after al l , Ch uck. 1074 01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:18,537 And you . . . You were i ncred i ble. 1075 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:20,914 As were you , Joh n ny Cage. 1076 01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:24,668 You have shown me what it tru ly means to be h u man . 1077 01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:29,381 If I had not made my vows, I wou ld take you as a mate. 1078 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:31,925 Wel l , we can work on that later. 1079 01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:33,677 But for now... 1080 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,138 You know what? 1081 01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:38,599 When you save the world from a dark god, 1082 01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:40,934 you don 't have to kiss the kick-ass demon fighter. 1083 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,729 But for me. . . I kind of do. 1084 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:46,857 Chuck followed in my footsteps. 1085 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:49,902 He took the "what would Johnny Cage do " to the extreme 1086 01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:52,946 and signed up for some martial arts lessons at a strip mall. 1087 01:14:53,405 --> 01:14:55,616 This wasn 't a good one. 1088 01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:59,161 Eventually, he put on this funny suit with all these glowing balls 1089 01:14:59,244 --> 01:15:01,830 and became my double on a bunch of video games. 1090 01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,333 He called himself "Mokap." 1091 01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,085 Didn 't make any sense to me. 1092 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:10,339 And the games, well, they were banned due to excessive violence. 1093 01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:12,966 - Come here. - Toasty! 1094 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:14,593 Ashrah took off. 1095 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:18,597 She said she had to continue her quest to become holy. 1096 01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:21,100 Being by my side made that a little harder. 1097 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,518 Can 't say I blame her. 1098 01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:24,895 I can hardly control myself around me. 1099 01:15:25,729 --> 01:15:26,772 And me ? 1100 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:30,818 Well, we made N i nja Mi me and a sequel. 1101 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,236 And another one after that. 1102 01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:35,698 In fact, my career was going pretty great there for a while. 1103 01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,242 But with every hill, there 's always a valley. 1104 01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:40,452 That's life. 1105 01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:42,329 The biggest bully of all. 1106 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:05,102 Oh , Joh n ny Cage. Joh n ny Cage. Where are you headed? 1107 01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:07,771 Off to shoot a new fi l m on some remote island . 1108 01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:09,606 Beautifu l scenery, beautifu l babes. 1109 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,151 I have a good feel i ng about th is one. 1110 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:13,527 Is th is you r comeback? 1111 01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:15,195 Comeback? 1112 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:16,697 Lady... 1113 01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:18,031 I've never left. 1114 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:35,340 I'm the last man standing 1115 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:37,009 Walking through the night 1116 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,096 Basking in the power and glory 1117 01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:44,183 Competitors bested 1118 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,934 Challenges met 1119 01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:51,190 It's a wonder that I'm still alive 1120 01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:57,988 I'm a survivor 1121 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:02,493 When it's down to the wire 1122 01:17:04,077 --> 01:17:07,623 I'm a survivor 1123 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:12,211 Believe it when I tell you 1124 01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,004 I am but a man 1125 01:17:14,671 --> 01:17:18,217 Rising to the challenge before me, yeah 1126 01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:21,094 No chance of stopping 1127 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,930 Get out of my way 1128 01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:28,143 Throwing all my fears aside 1129 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:34,858 I'm a survivor 1130 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:39,571 Yeah, my will is on fire 1131 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:44,368 I'm a survivor 1132 01:18:47,764 --> 01:18:51,226 My will is on fire 1133 01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:55,647 I'm a survivor 1134 01:18:56,982 --> 01:19:00,402 You fuel my desire 1135 01:19:01,612 --> 01:19:04,865 And I'm a survivor 1136 01:19:05,949 --> 01:19:09,703 Yeah, my will is on fire 1137 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:14,541 I'm a survivor 1138 01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:18,962 When it's down to the wire 1139 01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:23,800 I'm a survivor 1140 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:28,096 I'm a survivor 1141 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:33,101 I'm a survivor 85361

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