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[Laughs] I'm a vegetarian now.�� g����� hOh, ok.��O������That's ok. We've made provisions for you.��WC�u��������- Ok. - Just come through here.�������- Through here? - Yep. Straight on.���C�u���8�����Then straight on.��XC�u��� �����[Scoffs]��蠮����It's just, it's stairs to a cellar.��F����� 0Yeah, it is.���C�u���H�����Don't come to a barbecue if you don't eat meat.�� ����� �Right, who'd like some more?���C�u@��尠����You poor thing.�������I just feel so upset.�������� �I'm crying all the time. I just feel so isolated.���������- Hi, Louise. - Hey. Sorry, carry on.��gC�u@���ؠ֡ЁI just feel so isolated. I mean, you're the only person I've got down here.�� ��á�� �Well, I am the loneliest I've ever been right now, so...��oC�u@��ؠ����- Hey, Louise. - Hello, aww.��W�����XSo I really understand what you're talking about.��G������-It's such an awful feeling, isn't it? -Yeah.��C�u@��)������- Overwhelming despair. - Hi, Louise.��g�����hHi, Phil.���̡Ɓ xAnd just the feeling that maybe you're gonna die all on your own.�� C�u@��?������- Hello, there. - Hello, Kevin.��g�����hAnd I don't know about you������� �but sometimes I just cry myself to sleep.���C�u@��U�����- Hey, Louise. - Hello. Call me. See you tomorrow.���������And-and I think am I gonna always...�� _����� - Hi, Louise. - Hello.��OC�u@��l������You were wonderful last night.���������Am I gonna always be alone? And then I think,���¡�� it's ok because at least we've got each other, Melanie.�� �C�u���Ƞ����Mary. 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You-you've got three to four months.�� PC�u��������Jenny, I-I don't think we should do role play anymore.�� �C�u@��� �����Good god, man, it's so hot.���������I'm quite cool, actually.���������Are you? Are you, really? Good for you.�� �C�u���Р����- Do you want a coffee? - No, thanks, mate.��Р����Are you wearing a skirt?��WC�u��8�����Yeah, that's why I'm not as hot as you.���������[Stutters]��?�����8[Man] Hey, Seth.��?C�u@��������Erm, I just got these back from the printers, now...���������Guys, what're you doing?��'����� What?���������You're both dressed like girls.���C�u@��3������Wayne was just saying how hot the office was.�� _�ӡ́ `Oh, right. A little, a little sweaty there at your desk, are you, Wayne?��wC�u��L`�����[Laughs]���C�u��h�����Can you sign here?��G�����HYeah.���C�u��������Oh, that was, that was intense last night.��_�����`Yeah, I know. I don't really do that whole, erm,�� �C�u���x�����one night stand thing.��g�����hNo, [chuckles] Me neither.�� �������Yeah.���C�u��������Cos it's, erm,��Ǡ�����well, it's not really fair on Benji, really.�� ������hWho's Benji?���C�u���`�����[Door opens]��O�����PHey.�������� �Daddy!��C�u��������You're my new daddy.���������Oh, look, he likes you.�� �C�u�� H�����You won't leave me, will you?�� ������ Not like all the other daddies.��Ǡ�����Ooh.���C�u@�� ������I don't want to get the cries again�������and have to see the brain doctor.���������Oh.��������Yeah, it's been very, very difficult for him.�� �C�u�� @������Listen, I'm gonna make some breakfast,��ߠ�����leave you two to get along.��XC�u�� _������I love you.��/�����0[Door closes]��蠏���xGood.��������9That's... that's good.���C�u@�� �0�����Hey, look at this,���ʡāthey've extended their offer on this three-seater leather sofa.�� Ǡסс�It's only 399 and you pay nothing for the first year and it's free delivery.���C�u@�� ���ѡˁOh, yeah, look with its matching choice of fabric or leather cushions.������- Do you want to get one? - I don't think so.��C�u�� ƀ�����- Know why? - Why?��7�����8Because it's fucking hideous.��o����� �Oh, yeah.��8C�u@�� �Р¡��Mrs Montgomery, we did say there was a very slim chance�� �š�� your father's operation wouldn't be successful, didn't we?�� �C�u�� �Р����Oh, my god, how is he?�������� �There's no easy way to say this, erm...�� C�u�� �����Your father developed complications�� Ϡ���� �following his medical procedure,��oC�u�� )@�����and I'm afraid to have to tell you that he has died.�� ������ �No! [Cries]�� 8C�u�� O�����I'm-I'm terribly, terribly sorry.�� �C�u�� l蠒���Oh, god!�� ?����� @Hey, Dennis.���������- Is that Rob? - Yeah.���C�u@�� �������The sitting on the lap thing doesn't work.��g�����h- Really? - Yeah, they still cry.��ߠ���� H- Ok. - Alright. We still on for dinner?��C�u�� ��ӡ́- Absolutely. See you there, mate. - Ok, see you at eight. Cheers, mate.�� ������ �Oh, my god.���C�u@�� �������Sorry, I-I couldn't help but notice,��ߠ�����but, erm, is your son the one on his own?�� �ơ���Yeah, yeah, he does find it a bit difficult making friends.�� �C�u@�� �h�����It's a shame, isn't it?�������Because he'll probably never really fit in, will he?�� ������You know, doomed to be a loner.�� 7C�u@�� 򨠜���Socially isolated.��/�����0Emotionally dysfunctional.��/�����`As he gets older, he'll become bitter, resentful.��GC�u@�� P�����'Why won't the world listen!' He'll think.�� w�ġ�� xThen one day it'll all become too much, he finally snaps.�� 'C�u�� 𠞡��[Imitates gun shots]�� �������[Laughs]�� @C�u�� @Ƞ����Or, you know,�� ������ �he's gonna be fine.���C�u�� ~0�����- Morning. - Morning.��'�ϡɁ(Nothing like a good sauna to get you going in the morning, is there?�� xC�u�� �������Sauna?��_�����`Yeah.��蠞���That's not a toilet?���C�u�� �������No.��`C�u�� �ࠜ���Have a good sauna.���������- Is this us? - You know it is.���C�u�� 䰠����[Mumbles] You're so f-ing moody all the time.�� �����pAre you ok, uncle Jack?���C�u�� ������It's no good.���¡�� xYou've only had three and I've had a fucking shit load.��OC�u@�� X�����You're gonna have to drive.��g�����hI'm only 12, uncle Jack, I can't drive yet.�� ������Of course you can.��7C�u@�� 4�����I've seen you driving that car of yours�� ������ �around all the time at home.��������0That's my remote control car.���C�u@�� L蠜���Same thing, innit?��蠍����No.��p�����YListen, I'm going to level with ya,�� �����`I'm fucking shit faced.�� �C�u�� jH�����If I drive this car, I'm gonna crash it.�� g����� hWhatever.�������pTake the keys and get in here.�� oC�u�� �(�����I'm gonna have a piss.��Ƞ���� �Oh!��p�����AWhat-what you looking for then?���C�u�� �������Stop it.���������You fucking...��`C�u�� �蠛���That's not right.���������Which way now, uncle Jack? Which way? Quick!�� Ϡ�����Huh?��/C�u�� ՠ�����Shut up, you can see I'm trying to sleep.�� ������ �[Car horn]��������Fuck-fuck-fuck off.�� 8C�u�� ������- That was delicious. - Don't sound so surprised.�� /����� 0Oh, no, no, no. I'll do these.�� xC�u�� (蠾���- Are you sure? - Positive. You stay where you are.�� @C�u�� Bؠ����Aww.��蠯��� This is all very gentlemanly of you.�� �C�u@�� Vؠ����You know that most men only offer to do the dishes��砽����when they're trying to get into a lady's knickers,�� _�����Hwhich is so ridiculous, obviously.��C�u�� w0�����I'm so glad you're not like that.��W�����XYou're such a good friend, I feel safe with you.�� C�u@�� �������Hello, police.���������[Deep voice] Hello, there's a burglary in progress��������Pon the warleigh's industrial estate. Please hurry.�� wC�u@�� �������Ok, sir. Er, can you tell me what they're taking?�� 7����� 8Oh, gosh, just look out the window now.��������0Oh, it looks like they're stealing a lorry.���C�u@�� �P�����It's a red lorry.��O�����PRight, a red lorry. Right.���Сʁ pAnd, oh, oh, they're taking another one, it's a yellow one this time.�� C�u@�� �ؠ����Ok, a yellow lorry.�� _����� `- Blimey! - What?��p����� �Blimey, they're taking another one. It's a red one.��C�u@�� �ȠΡȁOk, right. Can I... Let me just make sure I've got this-this right.�� ������ �You wouldn't believe it, there's a yellow one behind.��C�u@����¡��Sir, sir, up to now the vehicles taken are a red lorry,�� ����� a yellow lorry, a red lor...�������(Oh, it's you, Karen!���C�u��&������This is Karen, isn't it? Yes. Yes.�� ������ �Oh, oh.���C�u@��:0�����Come home, I'm bored.��נ�����No, I can't, I'm at work, aren't I?��Ϡ���� �- Yeah. - Yeah.����ˡŁ�- Who's your best flatmate? - Oh, it's got to be you, hasn't it?�� ?C�u@��W�����- Who's your best friend? - Go away now though.��ߠ�����Who's the prettiest person you've ever met?�� ������- Leave me. - [Hangs up]��'C�u��l0�����- Who... who... - Hello, police.��?�����@[Band playing jazz]��0������[Applause]�� 7C�u���`�����Thank you. Thank you.�������� PLadies and gentlemen, I once ran over a guy...�� C�u@���Рơ��- [Jazz playing] - Who can only have been in his early 20s.�� W����� XObviously I was very nervous at the time,��oC�u�����Ρȁand to tell you the truth, I'd had quite a bit to drink that night.�� XC�u��ǘ�����Anyway, I left him by the roadside�� ��ȡ �and went abroad for a few weeks just to get my head straight.���C�u��� �����Subsequently, my agent found out he died������and I wrote this song for him,��oC�u@���������which went straight into the charts at number six.�� g����� hHit it.����ɡÁI'll do the verse but do feel free to join in with the chorus.���C�u��-P�����[Applause]�� �����hCheers. Erm, ok, right.�� OC�u��H�ӡ́Er, what can I tell you about Phil that you probably don't already know?���C�u@��\��¡��Why don't I start off with a story from the stag night?���¡�� So there we were, in Amsterdam at three in the morning,��7C�u��|ؠ����Phil's nowhere to be found.�� 7����� 8Anyway, we finally track him down,�� wC�u@���������and he is with two of the fittest hookers�� ������ �I have ever seen in my life.��砡���pYou know, it's strange,���C�u@�����ǡ��when you see an old friend as the meat in a hooker sandwich,�� O����� Pyou dunno where to look.��נաρ(But, Phil, he was great, cos, bless him, he just turned to me and he said,�� C�u��ĸ�����what're you doing?���������- What? - You're upsetting her.���C�u@��������Sorry. Sorry, guys, sorry.�� _����� `Sorry. Sorry, it wasn't Amsterdam, it was Prague.�� ������`[Crowd cheer]��C�u@�����̡ƁSorry about that, guys. So, anyway, Phil turns to me and he says,�� ?����� @"don't worry, mate, when I'm finished with these two,�� C�u@�� ࠭���there's four more waiting for us."�������[Applause]�� '�����0-Go on, tell them what happened next. -[Laughs]���C�u��,𠦡��- Hello. [Giggles] - Hello.�� Ǡ���� �Hey, look, soph made you a card.�� �C�u@��A@�����Oh, bless her.��蠩����I think that's meant to be you.��ޠ���� �Whoa, whoa, whoa.��������`Is that glitter?��C�u��Z������Don't be such a baby.���������I'm not being a baby,�� ����I'm a glitter magnet, I...��C�u@��s������Took me two weeks to get rid of it last time.��ߠ�����Oh, she's be heartbroken, you've got to.��o�����P[Sighs] Fine, give it here.�� �C�u���������'To daddy, kiss, kiss, kiss.' [Chuckles]�� �������So sweet. So sweet.���C�u���p�����[Chuckles]��8����� xWhat's up with you?���C�u@���������Nothing. Nothing at all.���������Maybe just have a little... 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