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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:35,714 --> 00:01:37,047 Ciao! 2 00:01:38,453 --> 00:01:42,906 Well... did you manage to sell anything? 3 00:01:45,681 --> 00:01:47,522 Enjoy your meal. 4 00:01:57,693 --> 00:01:59,457 I have an idea... 5 00:02:00,427 --> 00:02:04,063 When you get an idea, there's always something going on! 6 00:02:09,450 --> 00:02:11,064 In fact there is... you're making me hungry! 7 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:18,207 That doesn't help, my love. I'm just a failure. 8 00:02:18,212 --> 00:02:22,151 You, a failure? If all men could be like you ... 9 00:02:22,239 --> 00:02:25,512 Perhaps in looks, but that hasn't helped my work. 10 00:02:25,574 --> 00:02:29,286 - What do you mean? - You only think about sex, baby. 11 00:02:29,356 --> 00:02:31,863 I'm talking about painting, my dear. 12 00:02:31,888 --> 00:02:35,579 What good is it to paint pictures if no one buys them! 13 00:02:36,321 --> 00:02:40,355 There are artists who paint only to sell ... 14 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:44,700 ... to sell any kind of shit! 15 00:02:55,279 --> 00:03:00,731 THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN BRUSH 16 00:04:52,801 --> 00:04:55,947 - Hello, Eros! - What's this, are you the last Nazi? 17 00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:59,095 - I'm protesting! - Then you need to protest correctly! 18 00:04:59,117 --> 00:05:01,874 No, no, let me protest my way! 19 00:05:01,964 --> 00:05:04,675 The word 'shit' is good, but not 'Nazi'. 20 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:07,734 You're why I never have any fun. 21 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:15,957 - Do you have any money? - Haven't you sold any paintings? 22 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:19,180 No, the kind I paint don't sell. 23 00:05:27,881 --> 00:05:30,621 If you're looking for someone who'll spend some of their wealth on your paintings.... 24 00:05:31,473 --> 00:05:34,140 - ...do you know that guy? - No. 25 00:05:35,177 --> 00:05:38,255 Who's this I see? Hello, Mr. Roger! 26 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,734 - Who are you? - What? We met in the sauna! 27 00:05:42,499 --> 00:05:44,906 Strange to have forgotten a guy like you! 28 00:05:44,984 --> 00:05:47,254 I'd like to introduce you to a young painter. 29 00:05:47,256 --> 00:05:51,286 - Painting is my passion. - Then come, he's waiting! 30 00:05:51,364 --> 00:05:54,814 It's a unique opportunity. The consul can acquire some stunning new paintings... 31 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:57,574 ...for just a little bread. He has a brush that sings! 32 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,497 I can hardly bear to think about it! 33 00:05:59,594 --> 00:06:03,276 I think I did it. I praised the quality of your brush. 34 00:06:03,345 --> 00:06:05,927 - You don't understand anything. - What don't I understand? 35 00:06:06,058 --> 00:06:08,091 Don't worry about it. The important thing is that I do. 36 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:11,901 - You're useless. - Let me take care of everything. 37 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,748 - Good morning! - Good morning, madam! 38 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:20,539 Mr. Consul, your wife wished you good morning! 39 00:06:22,739 --> 00:06:26,434 - Good morning, darling! - Good morning, Aida! 40 00:06:26,914 --> 00:06:30,026 - Did you know the mark has dropped again? - I'm so out of touch! 41 00:06:33,718 --> 00:06:36,452 - Why are you so excited, Roger? - Sorry! 42 00:06:37,098 --> 00:06:41,029 I met a young painter who looked like a revelation. I'd like to introduce you. 43 00:06:42,596 --> 00:06:43,756 - Where is he? - Here! 44 00:06:43,909 --> 00:06:46,776 - No! Right here in our house? - Yes. 45 00:06:46,857 --> 00:06:50,637 He's waiting in the violet room, with the humility required before being received. 46 00:06:50,663 --> 00:06:54,141 - I can't wait to meet him. - You'll love him, I'm sure! 47 00:06:54,195 --> 00:06:56,728 It's not important if I like him, it's important that he like me! 48 00:06:56,779 --> 00:06:59,711 - Bring him here! - With pleasure, madam! 49 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,224 Mr. Consul, madam, my compliments! I'm pleased to... 50 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,181 - That's him? - No, there's another coming... 51 00:07:15,194 --> 00:07:17,797 I'm his friend... you misunderstood. 52 00:07:19,516 --> 00:07:23,931 At times like this, words are weighed in heaven. 53 00:07:23,945 --> 00:07:26,536 Now, allow me to introduce my friend! 54 00:07:26,537 --> 00:07:29,609 He's a true genius! Smile, you idiot! 55 00:07:32,099 --> 00:07:34,580 - Apparently he's unhappy. - What's your name? 56 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:36,543 Archibaldo Spadafora! 57 00:07:37,981 --> 00:07:40,470 - Really? - Yes. 58 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:43,606 You hope to become famous with a name like that? 59 00:07:43,615 --> 00:07:45,768 Why not? I would say that's quite interesting. 60 00:07:45,873 --> 00:07:50,288 Maybe it's destiny! It's a name that stimulates the imagination! 61 00:07:50,445 --> 00:07:52,966 And how do you hope to gain access to other circles, my dear? 62 00:07:53,451 --> 00:07:55,680 - Where? - In high society. 63 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,981 What interest do I have in those bloated wind bags? 64 00:07:58,049 --> 00:08:00,560 Soon, we'll show everyone our ass. 65 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,184 So, you're a genuine protestor! 66 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,497 Exactly! 67 00:08:07,913 --> 00:08:10,907 And my protest is against people like you! 68 00:08:11,771 --> 00:08:13,957 What's gotten into you, asshole? 69 00:08:13,967 --> 00:08:18,384 Soon everyone will see how you suck the blood from our country! 70 00:08:18,386 --> 00:08:20,829 Parasites, old mummies ... 71 00:08:24,855 --> 00:08:28,336 I'm mortified! I beg you to forgive me! 72 00:08:28,402 --> 00:08:31,593 Why was he so angry? We tried to be nice! 73 00:08:31,826 --> 00:08:35,929 Or maybe not? Even so, I don't want to waste my money ... 74 00:08:35,957 --> 00:08:38,154 ...helping such an insolent person who behaves like that. 75 00:08:38,525 --> 00:08:41,798 Nowadays, you can't be sure about artists. 76 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,933 Things can happen in their lives. 77 00:08:43,945 --> 00:08:46,341 Today, their paintings may not cost much... 78 00:08:46,432 --> 00:08:49,948 ... but if one day they become famous, I'll have made a good deal. 79 00:08:50,036 --> 00:08:51,743 A worthwhile investment. 80 00:08:52,423 --> 00:08:54,903 I'm not interested in his politics, I'm interested in the man! 81 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:58,556 - What man? - Spadafora, darling! 82 00:08:59,593 --> 00:09:03,517 - How do you know he's a real artist? - Do I look stupid? 83 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:12,444 ... two, three, four ... 84 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,951 ... and five! 85 00:09:16,693 --> 00:09:19,319 - You like it? - No. 86 00:09:21,022 --> 00:09:22,777 Just a moment, it's missing the best part! 87 00:09:23,955 --> 00:09:27,544 Just so! Great! Ballistic painting! Here... 88 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:33,230 A real challenge for the painter! Do you know what ballistic curves are? 89 00:09:33,242 --> 00:09:35,466 - Yes. I have one here. - You're spot on! 90 00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:38,550 That's why you're my best friend and the muse who inspires me! 91 00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:43,256 - Hello, painter! How are you? - Work, work ... 92 00:09:43,532 --> 00:09:47,043 Did you hear that? He said that he's working ... 93 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,014 Give me a phrase that rhymes with toil. 94 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:52,568 Many little fish toil for their tummies, and I ... do nothing! 95 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:55,808 - That was for my girlfriend. - Yes, that rhymes with toil! 96 00:10:06,086 --> 00:10:09,201 - Won't someone give me a drink? - Here you go... 97 00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:13,353 You're my savior! Thank you! I'm dry with thirst. 98 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,074 - Have some... ? - What do I do with them? 99 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:21,778 - Guess... - I guess there's only one thing... eat them! 100 00:10:22,678 --> 00:10:24,947 Some vitamins would do you good, darling. 101 00:10:25,619 --> 00:10:29,382 What do you mean? I don't need vitamins to do my duty! 102 00:10:29,457 --> 00:10:33,265 Maybe his new girlfriend is one who's satisfied with less. 103 00:10:34,775 --> 00:10:37,302 You mind your own business, and I'll take care care of my vitamins! 104 00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:39,573 - Was that a tomato? - No, it's paint. 105 00:10:39,574 --> 00:10:41,265 - And we're painting! - You're both crazy! 106 00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:43,855 Certainly not! Give me a drink. 107 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:49,404 Sorry! Good evening! 108 00:10:49,677 --> 00:10:51,522 This is an important man! 109 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:53,723 Who's that? 110 00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:58,104 Your attention! Allow me to introduce Max Laponi Jr., the famous art dealer. 111 00:11:00,822 --> 00:11:03,515 Yes... now I remember. He owns the Laponi Gallery. 112 00:11:03,838 --> 00:11:06,565 - The same! - It's an honor to have you with us. 113 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:09,367 Good evening! 114 00:11:10,568 --> 00:11:11,768 Hi... 115 00:11:16,565 --> 00:11:17,822 My pleasure. 116 00:11:20,424 --> 00:11:22,094 Want to see one? 117 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,874 - Greetings. - May I ... ? 118 00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:32,239 It's good, right? 119 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,906 Perhaps this one? Or not ... ? 120 00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:47,330 There are paintings for every taste. You're sure to find one that you like! 121 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,542 It's best that you look around before you decide. 122 00:11:56,295 --> 00:12:00,518 - This one's nice, I'll give you 500 marks. - It's a deal, 500 marks! 123 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,049 For that? 124 00:12:03,982 --> 00:12:08,187 To tell you the truth, it wasn't for sale, but just this once I'll make an exception. 125 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,039 Thank you! 126 00:12:11,586 --> 00:12:13,688 The painting's for your gallery? 127 00:12:17,546 --> 00:12:21,115 - Goodbye! See you tomorrow! - Goodbye! 128 00:12:21,345 --> 00:12:23,598 He must be crazy! 500 marks for that canvas! 129 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,400 What a hit! 130 00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:27,901 We can finally eat! 131 00:12:29,643 --> 00:12:33,201 For that kind of money, I'd like to give him something more. 132 00:12:33,272 --> 00:12:35,528 No! Don't touch it, let him think it's ... 133 00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:39,360 I'll demonstrate how a brilliant painter completes a work of art! 134 00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:44,181 Now you'll see a demonstration of genius at work. 135 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:48,032 No, the piece isn't ready for delivery. It needs a bit longer for some finishing touches. 136 00:12:48,053 --> 00:12:52,790 One here, one there... like so... 137 00:12:52,962 --> 00:12:54,234 ...and, voila! 138 00:12:54,844 --> 00:12:57,176 Fantastic! You're an artist with your brush ... 139 00:12:57,223 --> 00:13:00,062 - Yes ... just ask Gioia! - Stupendous! 140 00:13:00,099 --> 00:13:02,663 Yes, I know! I'll be specializing in this kind of painting. 141 00:13:03,301 --> 00:13:04,609 Sign everything! 142 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,610 My signature! 143 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,761 And now to the gallery! Hail to the night! Hail! 144 00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:34,020 Look at this! Just a lot of artwork for squares! 145 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:37,359 For ordinary people. Nothing to compete with this! 146 00:13:46,111 --> 00:13:47,937 Anyone in there? 147 00:13:48,978 --> 00:13:52,530 Don't go, baby! I love you so much ... 148 00:13:52,544 --> 00:13:53,637 Did you hear someone? 149 00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:58,440 - I've got to go to work ... - Come on, Max, you're so cruel! 150 00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:02,057 Good evening! I hope you haven't been waiting long! 151 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,179 What do you want? 152 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:10,262 - You know what I want, darling! - I'm sorry, I have no time for love! 153 00:14:10,513 --> 00:14:14,420 - I don't care! - I have customers, but I'll be thinking of you, baby! 154 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,427 I need to rest, I'm not a machine. 155 00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:19,478 - You're mean... - I can't! You're a tigeress, a vampire! 156 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:23,909 What can I do for you? 157 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:28,444 - What's with that girl? - She's always like that! 158 00:14:28,455 --> 00:14:31,487 It isn't funny! You have no idea what I'm going through! 159 00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:35,450 What that woman requires... Sometimes I think she's a bit crazy. 160 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:37,328 Do you need a hand? 161 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,582 Maxi... you'll see what happens if you don't come here right now. 162 00:14:44,873 --> 00:14:48,672 Don't you understand there are people out there? Can't you control yourself for a little while? 163 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:53,520 - That was an antique ... - Thank you! And I'm quickly becoming one. 164 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,266 What do you want from me, since I see that you're not leaving? 165 00:14:59,282 --> 00:15:03,279 I brought the painting that you chose. I just filled in a few details! 166 00:15:03,358 --> 00:15:06,787 This piece of crap? What am I supposed to do with it? 167 00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:09,945 - Do I look like a moron? - But you promised me... 168 00:15:10,006 --> 00:15:14,399 I don't recall making any promises, but I'll make you a deal. 169 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:18,056 You'll receive 500 marks on a regular basis. 170 00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:21,585 As for you, I'll keep a promise that I never made. 171 00:15:21,684 --> 00:15:23,767 - Here you are! - Thank you! 172 00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,436 I'll take your painting ... 173 00:15:26,429 --> 00:15:29,339 ... provided you take a load off my chest! 174 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:32,033 - What's that? - That woman! 175 00:15:34,085 --> 00:15:36,350 She's obsessive! She'll ruin my nerves! 176 00:15:36,513 --> 00:15:38,928 What is it? What do you want now? 177 00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:43,404 - Without you I feel so alone! - All she ever wants to do is make love. 178 00:15:43,405 --> 00:15:46,085 I never imagined there could be such a demanding woman! 179 00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:50,994 I can't go on making love to her forever! You understand I'm no longer a young man? 180 00:15:50,995 --> 00:15:54,998 If you take her with you, I'll take your painting. 181 00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:58,052 A beautiful girl, 500 marks... a good deal! 182 00:15:58,121 --> 00:16:01,690 Yes, a good deal for me, but what if the girl is unwilling? 183 00:16:01,697 --> 00:16:05,011 - Yes, what if she says no? - That girl has never said 'no'! 184 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,425 I'll lay it on the line. You're not worth much as a painter. 185 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:12,648 But as a man, you'll understand at first sight. 186 00:16:12,883 --> 00:16:15,115 I can picture you and her. Can you imagine a woman like that... 187 00:16:15,116 --> 00:16:18,171 - Alright! I accept your offer. - Yes, really? 188 00:16:18,212 --> 00:16:20,723 You saved my life! I'll be grateful to you forever. 189 00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:22,584 I'm coming, for the last time! 190 00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:27,847 Try to understand, my love. At my age I can no longer do battle ... 191 00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:30,228 - ... but I found you a young warrior! - For me? 192 00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:33,257 - If you need help, I'll lend a hand! - Just a moment ... 193 00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:37,059 She just has to put on her shoes. I'm sure you'll like him. 194 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,661 He looks promising. He's one of those who loves his work! 195 00:16:40,694 --> 00:16:42,763 I've always envied people like that,... 196 00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:45,860 ... even if they don't put as much soul into their work as I do. 197 00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:49,133 Fortunately, you have no bags to pack. I wish you happiness with your new friend! 198 00:16:49,497 --> 00:16:52,091 Don't devour him too quickly! Ciao! 199 00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:56,477 - Who's the lucky guy? - The honor is mine! 200 00:16:56,505 --> 00:16:59,539 Is that how you present yourself, my treasure? Dressed like that? 201 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,539 In the event that you have to get out of bed ... 202 00:17:02,616 --> 00:17:04,446 - It could happen, right? - Yes, I agree. 203 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:08,551 I'll give you a monthly scholarship grant so you can you make a living ... 204 00:17:08,552 --> 00:17:11,800 - Miss, don't you have any other clothes? - I don't need any! 205 00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:15,232 She won't leave the bed... you understand? 206 00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:20,417 It's been a pleasure! Remember, I never forced you to work under me! 207 00:17:21,098 --> 00:17:24,168 - Don't forget me! Ciao! - Ciao! 208 00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:26,480 I can't wait to get to know you. 209 00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:29,466 I had to give you up for your own happiness. 210 00:17:29,504 --> 00:17:31,971 Goodbye! Don't forget my scholarship grant! 211 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,026 Her health depends on you! 212 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:37,260 Think of us when you need to get rid of any others like her! 213 00:17:45,571 --> 00:17:48,550 Now, my lovely new angel! 214 00:17:48,644 --> 00:17:51,932 I hope I haven't kept you waiting too long, my girl! 215 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,622 Just put you lovely little bottom right here, my dear! 216 00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:57,466 What a lucky chair! 217 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:04,509 You have an honest face, it's a rare gift. 218 00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:05,783 What can you do? 219 00:18:10,084 --> 00:18:11,484 Make sounds. 220 00:18:11,785 --> 00:18:13,285 With the cello? 221 00:18:14,895 --> 00:18:17,570 You're so different from other girls. 222 00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:27,661 - Do you have a name? - Brunhilde. 223 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:33,715 I can change that! And I would also change the instrument, with one that's more entertaining! 224 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,735 You understand me, don't you? 225 00:18:39,274 --> 00:18:44,513 Greetings! This is my quiet little studio where works of art are born. 226 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:48,011 - Greetings, painter! - Where did you find this puppet? 227 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,436 I got her in exchange for one of my paintings. 228 00:18:50,711 --> 00:18:55,054 - What, did you give up on the 500 marks? - Oh no, look here! 229 00:18:56,423 --> 00:18:58,046 Take a good look, because you won't see it again. 230 00:18:58,619 --> 00:19:00,403 Good! Now we can eat! 231 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:03,913 Here, get to know your competition! 232 00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:08,013 - Hi! My name is Luiza! - I'm Gioia! 233 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:10,210 A good name for this whole scene! 234 00:19:11,556 --> 00:19:15,963 After I've slept I'll sober up, and can properly welcome you... 235 00:19:15,964 --> 00:19:17,676 - What do we do with all that money? - Hey, how are you? 236 00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:22,115 - Buy whiskey! - Don't do anything with it. 237 00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:25,819 - Remember that I'm his manager. - Yes, you have the advantage of better brains! 238 00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:29,203 Right now, the important thing is to fill our bellies. Go get some food! 239 00:19:29,992 --> 00:19:32,686 - And don't be gone for hours, eh! - Don't worry! 240 00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:37,848 Now you'll witness the birth of a new school of painting. 241 00:19:38,242 --> 00:19:42,725 The world will be amazed! It's an unprecedented method of painting. 242 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,635 Using, among other things, group participation and many colors. 243 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,799 You and I are the first and only witnesses of this birth. 244 00:19:50,427 --> 00:19:53,737 In life, the brush is a man's main tool - the same for an artist. 245 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:57,347 A painter without a brush wouldn't be a painter. 246 00:19:57,442 --> 00:20:00,000 - Dip the brush in the paint ... - And where will you put it? 247 00:20:00,056 --> 00:20:02,211 Don't worry my dear, I won't hurt you. 248 00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:05,563 Lithography, engraving, screen printing are all dead! 249 00:20:05,695 --> 00:20:08,222 This will be the era of butt-printing! 250 00:20:08,806 --> 00:20:12,103 It's collosal! A painting made with a human brush. 251 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,539 Come on girls, let's give it a try! 252 00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:17,240 Art is created spontaneously, by every part of the body! 253 00:20:21,745 --> 00:20:24,958 A work of love ... two more strokes. 254 00:20:24,978 --> 00:20:27,026 You're looking at the completed work! 255 00:20:28,621 --> 00:20:31,754 Quiet! I just had a vision! 256 00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:35,537 Eva, come here! Quickly! 257 00:20:37,661 --> 00:20:39,924 If not, I'll lose my inspiration. 258 00:20:41,735 --> 00:20:45,384 It was an exceptional idea. I'll become a famous painter! 259 00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:50,206 Give it here! Thank you! 260 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,632 Nothing to it... 261 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,721 What's going on here? 262 00:21:04,593 --> 00:21:06,508 Just one moment. Then it will be perfect! 263 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,798 And now, one last pass through the printing machine! 264 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:27,850 I've had it with you! You haven't paid a dime for months! 265 00:21:27,906 --> 00:21:30,493 - I'd like to know ... - We're artists. 266 00:21:30,503 --> 00:21:33,821 Now you're allowing orgies! And just look at the floor! 267 00:21:33,882 --> 00:21:36,702 You've gotten too wild! I've warned you! 268 00:21:36,707 --> 00:21:38,386 You need to leave this house immediately! 269 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:42,229 That was always a respectable house, I've never seen such a spectacle! 270 00:21:42,675 --> 00:21:47,399 Don't get so up tight, my dear lady! What's so important about a little rent money? 271 00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:51,822 Money can't buy happiness! If you insist, I'll pay the rent on the first. 272 00:21:51,823 --> 00:21:55,462 - But you don't have a dime! - I will, as soon as I sell this painting. 273 00:21:55,536 --> 00:21:56,820 Then you may wait a century ... 274 00:21:56,821 --> 00:21:59,796 These paintings are all original works of art, madam! 275 00:22:02,015 --> 00:22:05,102 My lawyer needs to see how you make these works of art! 276 00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:08,602 You want me to believe that a canvas smeared like that ... 277 00:22:08,691 --> 00:22:11,647 ... can be sold for real money! 278 00:22:12,008 --> 00:22:13,865 - I deal with selling them. - Who are you? 279 00:22:14,181 --> 00:22:19,281 I'm Luiza! My uncle is not only rich, but owns an art gallery. 280 00:22:19,245 --> 00:22:22,477 I don't care if your uncle has money or not, he's probably just like you! 281 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,554 I'm willing to give you one of the paintings. 282 00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:27,882 Think about how much it'll be worth when I'm famous! 283 00:22:27,915 --> 00:22:30,436 It's no use trying to take me in me with all your talk ... 284 00:22:32,878 --> 00:22:37,608 Don't you understand that your beauty has captured the soul of an artist ... 285 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:41,891 - ... for whom beauty has become ordinary? - Just a moment, we need to talk... about the rent! 286 00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:47,502 - The time is coming when all will see the truth! - What shall I do with your painting? 287 00:22:47,556 --> 00:22:49,386 Farewell! 288 00:22:51,383 --> 00:22:52,772 Bravo! 289 00:22:53,599 --> 00:22:56,905 You saw how I handled that? I'm a genius! 290 00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:07,171 - Excuse me! - What is it, madam! 291 00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:11,561 I'm glad that I caught you. I have to tell you something important. 292 00:23:11,649 --> 00:23:15,378 Two hours ago I went up there and I warned them all. 293 00:23:15,457 --> 00:23:18,300 No more! You haven't paid the rent in 14 months! 294 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,520 I won't let you stay here another minute unless you pay. 295 00:23:21,639 --> 00:23:24,945 You shouldn't be so impulsive, ma'am. Is there anything I can do? 296 00:23:24,996 --> 00:23:28,945 What could you do? You could pay off the rent by working for me. 297 00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:33,016 I don't know how to do anything. I've never worked. 298 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:38,360 Come in for an example of what I want! It's easy... I'm not hard to please! 299 00:23:38,682 --> 00:23:43,007 Will you at least try... my young friend? 300 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:46,652 - I guess I could try. - We can't do it here on the stairs. 301 00:23:46,739 --> 00:23:50,363 - I can't do that... please! - Come into my house ... 302 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:54,405 - It will be a wonderful experience. - I have other work to do. It's quite urgent ... 303 00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:58,413 - Goodbye! - Oh... go to hell! 304 00:23:58,766 --> 00:24:01,624 - Hello! It's a miracle ... - You're finally back! 305 00:24:04,204 --> 00:24:05,946 That's all you bought? 306 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:10,581 I had to pay our debts: the butcher, baker, milkman ... 307 00:24:11,601 --> 00:24:14,097 492.40 marks! 308 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,321 - So we have to share a salami? - Unfortunately ... 309 00:24:18,768 --> 00:24:20,652 Where are Archibaldo and Luiza? 310 00:24:20,661 --> 00:24:24,869 They went for a walk. Just like Lara and Yuri Zhivago. 311 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:28,287 Zhivago? Who's that? Another uncle of hers? 312 00:24:28,288 --> 00:24:32,083 - You haven't seen the movie? - The famous Dr. Zhivago ... 313 00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:35,525 - What's that? - You don't know? 314 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:39,399 I'm sorry, I didn't read it. I don't think anyone read it. 315 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:59,131 Yuri, I love you... 316 00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:06,913 You can't go. 317 00:25:08,614 --> 00:25:10,214 Don't leave me. 318 00:25:11,332 --> 00:25:13,547 I can't live without you. 319 00:25:15,676 --> 00:25:19,631 - Stay with me! - How can you understand, my little one ... ! 320 00:25:20,117 --> 00:25:23,405 The steppes are calling me, but the cold would swallow you up! 321 00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:25,483 Amen... ! 322 00:25:25,509 --> 00:25:27,967 - I need to get away ... - No ... 323 00:25:27,978 --> 00:25:32,762 I'll cross Russia by train, by sled, on foot ... 324 00:25:32,763 --> 00:25:34,290 Yuri... 325 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:41,526 I'm ready to go, even if I lose my life when thrown from the sled ... 326 00:25:42,285 --> 00:25:44,043 ... into the snow. Goodbye! 327 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,931 I hope the water's not deep. I don't know to swim! 328 00:25:47,192 --> 00:25:48,813 Yuri... 329 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:52,911 Lara! Lara! Be happy without me, enjoy yourself! 330 00:25:52,924 --> 00:25:55,651 My heart beats only for you, as long as I have life! 331 00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:58,473 Goodbye! Don't forget me ... ! 332 00:25:59,238 --> 00:26:01,318 Think of me always. 333 00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:03,449 I not only lost my heart ... I lost my hat! 334 00:26:06,262 --> 00:26:08,308 - Yuri! - I knew they were crazy! 335 00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:12,084 Snow is my way... the hard way! 336 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:22,498 I'm with you again, my love! 337 00:26:31,929 --> 00:26:35,406 - Russia is immense... - Whatever you say, darling! 338 00:26:35,496 --> 00:26:38,291 - You are my heart ... - I'm happy with the pact we've made. 339 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,719 - Do you have any regrets? - Lara ... 340 00:26:45,762 --> 00:26:48,651 These modern youth... ! 341 00:26:49,281 --> 00:26:52,434 They think they're the ones who discovered love! 342 00:26:52,606 --> 00:26:56,333 I have to be honest. I like you very much! 343 00:26:57,238 --> 00:27:00,796 I'm quite tired from the trip, Doctor Zhivago! Do you mind if I take your arm? 344 00:27:02,331 --> 00:27:03,842 An excellent idea! 345 00:27:09,376 --> 00:27:14,403 Your doctor will make a special house call. 346 00:27:17,663 --> 00:27:20,628 I hope you discover what's ailing me ... Doctor! 347 00:27:26,718 --> 00:27:27,997 My love! 348 00:27:36,607 --> 00:27:40,055 What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen two people making love? 349 00:27:40,623 --> 00:27:43,780 - I didn't know that's what it was! - I thought it was a comedy. 350 00:27:43,837 --> 00:27:45,969 Don't make that sad face, please! 351 00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:49,995 This is no time to argue. I think I stumbled into a gold mine. 352 00:27:50,011 --> 00:27:53,051 A guy who makes detergents ... Well, insecticides! 353 00:27:53,095 --> 00:27:55,095 Someone who lives off after other people's dirt. 354 00:27:55,096 --> 00:27:56,296 As if you ever washed. 355 00:27:56,697 --> 00:27:59,918 He had invested money in a film production. 356 00:27:59,994 --> 00:28:02,849 And of course he's interested in an actress. 357 00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:07,215 - You can help us! - How can I help? What can I do? 358 00:28:07,665 --> 00:28:12,501 - I was thinking of Luiza. - What does Luiza have to do with detergents? 359 00:28:12,955 --> 00:28:17,045 If Luiza went to work for him, she might ask... 360 00:28:17,107 --> 00:28:20,232 ... if he'd consider financing an exhibition. 361 00:28:20,831 --> 00:28:23,173 Would you be willing, Luiza? Tell me the truth! 362 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:24,750 Why not? 363 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,563 Then I'll arrange the deal immediately. 364 00:28:28,796 --> 00:28:31,987 - But I'm not willing to let her go! - You're a party pooper! 365 00:28:32,261 --> 00:28:37,008 - Do you want to do it, Gioia? - I think that he has something against me! 366 00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:39,293 But someone in the family has to make some bread! 367 00:28:39,339 --> 00:28:41,006 You're a treasure! 368 00:28:41,671 --> 00:28:43,628 But I can't use the clothes I own. 369 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:46,692 No problem, a good manager always has something for emergencies. 370 00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:56,580 - Where's this famous painter of yours? - Don't lose patience! 371 00:28:56,611 --> 00:29:00,800 He'll be here any minute. And don't forget, this is in your interest! 372 00:29:00,914 --> 00:29:04,432 Yes... let's not forget my interests! 373 00:29:04,455 --> 00:29:07,784 If the one you provide... ah... meets my needs... 374 00:29:07,866 --> 00:29:11,736 - ...then I'll finance the exhibition! - You'll like her, and she'll meet your needs. 375 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:12,958 Let's hope so. 376 00:29:34,031 --> 00:29:37,267 Ah, you're finally here! Ciao! 377 00:29:37,304 --> 00:29:40,267 It's a pleasure to meet you, sir! 378 00:29:40,409 --> 00:29:45,206 I suppose my friend told you that I'm having a party at my studio. 379 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,007 It will give you a chance to take a look at my paintings. 380 00:29:48,042 --> 00:29:51,166 - You'd see some good examples of my work! - I need to speak with you in private. 381 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:53,321 - Okay! Go dance with Gioia! - Fine... come on, Gioia! 382 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:59,075 I'm not interested in your paintings, but I'll finance the exhibition if you'll make a deal. 383 00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:02,500 - I'm interested in the blonde! - The blonde... she's out of the question! 384 00:30:03,641 --> 00:30:05,310 - Take the brunette! - I can't get it up with brunettes. 385 00:30:05,399 --> 00:30:07,953 This one's an exception, she could raise the dead! 386 00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:10,935 Quiet, you idiot! She's an artist. An artist in every sense... 387 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,909 ...who specializes in desperate cases like yours. 388 00:30:14,265 --> 00:30:18,355 - You'll be quite satisfied! - Without a doubt? 389 00:30:18,435 --> 00:30:21,016 - Alright. - I guarantee it! 390 00:30:25,677 --> 00:30:27,799 Now listen to me... hold on there! 391 00:30:31,017 --> 00:30:34,881 Here's a thousand... but you only get half up front. 392 00:30:34,975 --> 00:30:38,027 If all goes well, tomorrow morning you'll get the other half. 393 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:42,214 And if something goes wrong that's my fault, I'll give you the money anyway. 394 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:45,566 - What would be your fault? - Like I couldn't get it up with a brunette... 395 00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:47,284 I see. On the other hand ... 396 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,071 - ... if it isn't your fault? - Then you'll get nothing. 397 00:30:52,342 --> 00:30:56,161 - Just so we're clear! - Of course. 398 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,829 - Luiza, where's Gioia? - Gioia's at the bar. 399 00:30:59,921 --> 00:31:03,059 Tell her to come here, please! Luiza! Come here! 400 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,190 Time to go to work, Gioia! 401 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:11,182 - She's a very beautiful girl. - Yes, but not everyone has the same tastes. 402 00:31:12,768 --> 00:31:14,708 - What's your name? - My name is Gioia! 403 00:31:15,219 --> 00:31:17,709 Hopefully you'll live up to your name. 404 00:31:17,797 --> 00:31:19,156 Hopefully ... 405 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:26,258 My dear friend, she has earned that name! 406 00:31:27,757 --> 00:31:29,786 - You're leaving with him? - Yes, of course! 407 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:33,139 Of course. I just need to pay for our drinks. 408 00:31:36,199 --> 00:31:38,334 If that's enough, you can keep the rest. 409 00:31:38,347 --> 00:31:40,582 Now, let's go have a drink at home! 410 00:31:42,783 --> 00:31:43,783 Let's go... 411 00:31:44,268 --> 00:31:46,554 I hope you have an easy night's work! 412 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,846 Thank you! 413 00:31:50,387 --> 00:31:53,010 I'm a little worried, I don't trust that guy! 414 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,186 You should take a taxi to see where they go. 415 00:31:55,231 --> 00:31:57,955 If he does anything to her, I'll tear him to pieces! 416 00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:00,274 No! Gioia knows how to defend herself. 417 00:32:01,718 --> 00:32:02,961 Anyway, you should go! 418 00:32:06,288 --> 00:32:08,044 Thank you for not sending me! 419 00:32:08,122 --> 00:32:11,046 You shouldn't even joke about that. To me, you're different. 420 00:32:15,665 --> 00:32:17,358 - What's this for? - For the blonde. 421 00:32:18,609 --> 00:32:21,045 - She's not a natural blonde! - It doesn't matter! 422 00:32:22,421 --> 00:32:25,129 Anyway, it'd be too dangerous. You might have problems with the law. She isn't 16. 423 00:32:25,226 --> 00:32:26,551 What do I care? 424 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:30,063 Alright, just between us, she's my wife, and I'm her husband. 425 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,508 What's the difference? I'm okay with all of that! 426 00:32:58,263 --> 00:33:00,818 - Not bad! - She's a new discovery! 427 00:33:13,405 --> 00:33:16,312 I'm unimpressed! I prefer a girl like you. 428 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,334 Let's go! 429 00:34:16,426 --> 00:34:18,083 I like her... 430 00:34:34,966 --> 00:34:36,810 - For starters a little champagne, dear? - Please... 431 00:34:38,379 --> 00:34:41,630 - I'm pleased that you're here! - Even if I'm a brunette? 432 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:43,343 One more reason to be pleased! 433 00:34:45,422 --> 00:34:47,602 - May I take your photo? - Please! 434 00:34:49,558 --> 00:34:51,445 I have it right here, my love. 435 00:34:54,115 --> 00:34:55,164 That's it. 436 00:34:56,965 --> 00:34:57,965 Thank you. 437 00:35:16,311 --> 00:35:17,923 It's still wet. 438 00:35:19,257 --> 00:35:20,954 Let's get another of you. 439 00:35:23,055 --> 00:35:24,855 How about something a little different? 440 00:35:27,141 --> 00:35:28,897 Yes! 441 00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:31,898 Ready! 442 00:35:32,984 --> 00:35:34,186 Good! 443 00:35:38,411 --> 00:35:40,613 Let's see how that came out! 444 00:35:44,984 --> 00:35:49,559 Very good... Oh, my Gioia, you're a gem! 445 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,460 Go for the pussy... 446 00:35:57,347 --> 00:35:58,881 He flies at the pussy ... 447 00:36:02,255 --> 00:36:05,960 What kind of animal are you? You're a tiger! 448 00:36:06,013 --> 00:36:07,645 But I'm a ... 449 00:36:11,072 --> 00:36:14,762 What skill! Fabulous... ! 450 00:36:21,524 --> 00:36:27,242 This is... this is the best night of my life. 451 00:36:27,858 --> 00:36:31,603 Where are you, Gioia? There you are ... 452 00:36:34,871 --> 00:36:39,664 I throw myself... at your feet! 453 00:36:52,826 --> 00:36:57,346 I've never seen such a thing. A woman with four breasts... fabulous! 454 00:37:13,094 --> 00:37:14,235 You know... 455 00:37:15,759 --> 00:37:19,436 You know, I'm so unhappy. 456 00:37:19,621 --> 00:37:21,611 I feel so old fashioned. 457 00:37:24,727 --> 00:37:29,166 - I think I love you! - What makes you unhappy ... 458 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:30,786 ... makes me very happy! 459 00:37:32,341 --> 00:37:35,002 You're so beautiful... and I love you. 460 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,968 That was wicked! Come here! 461 00:37:42,507 --> 00:37:44,924 Good evening! I hope I'm not bothering you! 462 00:37:45,279 --> 00:37:49,552 Certainly not! I'm glad to see you! We were just going to sleep. 463 00:38:51,952 --> 00:38:53,698 I think someone has bad intentions! 464 00:39:28,531 --> 00:39:31,615 Left, 2, 3. Left, 2, 3, 4 ... 465 00:39:31,646 --> 00:39:34,734 My feet hurt, 2, 3, 4... 466 00:39:36,302 --> 00:39:40,090 It's not possible! Look at those two fools! 467 00:39:40,367 --> 00:39:43,404 Count Spuler and his butler always run together. 468 00:39:43,405 --> 00:39:45,041 Maybe it gives them stamina. 469 00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:48,986 - Where was I? - Left. 470 00:39:50,085 --> 00:39:53,508 - It's hot today, isn't it? - I can't go on, Roger! 471 00:39:54,484 --> 00:39:55,777 The Consul is all done! 472 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,289 Give me some tea, Roger! 473 00:39:57,366 --> 00:40:00,269 Your tea, sir! It will cool you down, drink up! 474 00:40:01,951 --> 00:40:04,071 I'm sympathetic to your effort, and will always be the stone wall you can lean on! 475 00:40:04,072 --> 00:40:06,164 - Get serious, Roger! - I am the most serious butler in the world. 476 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:08,063 Those two need to be put behind walls! 477 00:40:08,164 --> 00:40:12,310 - Shall we continue our run? - 1, 2, hop! 1, 2, faster ... ! 478 00:40:12,929 --> 00:40:15,596 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2... and some more! 479 00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:18,175 I run in circles, as big as the world. 480 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:21,372 The world is big and round, and melts away my girth... 481 00:40:24,371 --> 00:40:27,371 - Breathing hard, Mr. Consul? - Not anymore. 482 00:40:27,434 --> 00:40:31,876 - Then let's go back to our little house! - Where? I thought it was only a dream! 483 00:40:33,369 --> 00:40:36,983 When the time comes, I'll need them for publicity. 484 00:40:37,023 --> 00:40:39,745 They know the society idiots that can pay. 485 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,437 It's the dragon's own fault. 486 00:41:23,107 --> 00:41:27,316 Hey, my friend! What are you doing? 487 00:41:28,474 --> 00:41:31,361 Looking for the other half of the bank note. 488 00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:36,629 - Bank note of my heart ... - Who was that brunette? 489 00:41:36,942 --> 00:41:41,815 Francesca, Dolores ... No! She's called Gioia. Now I remember. 490 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:46,284 If she doesn't appear immediately, you'll get nothing... nothing... nothing! 491 00:41:47,877 --> 00:41:49,698 Okay, I'll call her right now. 492 00:41:52,675 --> 00:41:55,096 If you think you can make a fool of me you're quite wrong! 493 00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,980 That never occurred to me! 494 00:41:57,208 --> 00:42:00,348 She'll be here in five minutes. Good night. 495 00:42:06,629 --> 00:42:08,802 - I didn't do anything! - Don't even try ... 496 00:42:08,806 --> 00:42:10,066 You're shameless! 497 00:42:11,165 --> 00:42:14,079 - Do you have a bathtub? - Why, do I need a bath? 498 00:42:14,294 --> 00:42:18,003 No. I just thought you'd like to try this bubble bath. It's the best in the world. 499 00:42:18,050 --> 00:42:19,896 It's my lastest creation! 500 00:42:19,916 --> 00:42:23,569 Atomized, perfumed and homogenized with a secret aphrodisiac ingredient. 501 00:42:23,905 --> 00:42:28,250 I'll give you this bottle as a gift. If you use it regularly, you will feel renewed day after day! 502 00:42:28,257 --> 00:42:33,557 You'll feel like Apollo, Superman, Mister Universe... and you'll be successful in life! 503 00:42:33,816 --> 00:42:36,152 That could be a problem, Mr. Quetsch. 504 00:42:36,195 --> 00:42:39,864 I'm afraid if I use it too often... 505 00:42:39,884 --> 00:42:43,007 ...I may lose my universal appeal. 506 00:42:43,115 --> 00:42:46,893 Washing must never cleanse us completely. 507 00:42:47,002 --> 00:42:50,364 I have to maintain those aspects of my appearance... 508 00:42:50,569 --> 00:42:52,932 ...that are shared by all prominent protesters. 509 00:42:53,027 --> 00:42:56,314 I'll let them know about your situation. You're absolutely right. 510 00:42:56,371 --> 00:42:59,676 I'd like to show you I'm a man of my word. Just a moment! 511 00:43:03,845 --> 00:43:07,755 I always said you were a man who of great virtue. 512 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:12,825 Here's the other half of the bank note you're looking for... 513 00:43:12,826 --> 00:43:16,023 ...since the person it's for will soon be here. I keep my promises. 514 00:43:16,111 --> 00:43:19,142 Thank you! I'll keep my part of the bargain! 515 00:43:20,315 --> 00:43:22,185 - Morning... - Good morning! 516 00:43:25,887 --> 00:43:28,898 So, then... has your temperature gone down since last night? 517 00:43:29,039 --> 00:43:32,016 This morning I'll put the thermometer in your mouth! Like so! 518 00:43:32,993 --> 00:43:35,139 - Why? Where did I put it before now? - You know... 519 00:43:39,669 --> 00:43:43,709 Unfortunately, I think it's a waste of time taking his temperature! 520 00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:48,228 It's always a good day when you can see the morning! You're off to a good start! 521 00:43:48,941 --> 00:43:52,060 Thank you very much! Have a nice day! 522 00:43:55,351 --> 00:43:58,114 Your miniskirt is too short for a nurse. 523 00:43:58,285 --> 00:44:00,841 - You think so? In front or behind? - In front ... 524 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:06,711 Although you might lengthen the back a little, too. Ciao! 525 00:44:08,582 --> 00:44:11,787 - Call me if you need help. - Okay. 526 00:44:17,710 --> 00:44:21,549 I'm ready for the treatment. Are you prepared? 527 00:44:21,573 --> 00:44:23,726 - I hope that you're not going to hurt me! - No, no, no, no ... 528 00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:25,640 The doctor ordered you to rest! 529 00:44:25,667 --> 00:44:28,808 All you have to do is look at me, and my temperature shoots to the stars. 530 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,376 Incredible! What a strong woman! 531 00:44:39,402 --> 00:44:41,965 - Come in. - Thank you. 532 00:44:45,748 --> 00:44:48,521 Enough with the painting. Let me give you the original. 533 00:44:50,874 --> 00:44:53,608 We're lucky today. There's no one else in the house! 534 00:44:54,209 --> 00:44:55,909 Oh, my love... 535 00:44:59,783 --> 00:45:03,235 - Look at all the white foam! - Who's there? 536 00:45:03,264 --> 00:45:05,865 I don't understand! I didn't hear anyone earlier. 537 00:45:08,245 --> 00:45:12,390 What are you doing in there? Since when did you start taking bathes? 538 00:45:12,588 --> 00:45:15,828 Are you crazy? Get out of that tub right now! 539 00:45:16,557 --> 00:45:17,996 I'm so glad! 540 00:45:19,097 --> 00:45:20,197 And I'm so dirty! 541 00:45:20,198 --> 00:45:26,152 How was I to know everyone had gone crazy around here? 542 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:27,676 Come here! 543 00:45:28,077 --> 00:45:29,977 Now I'll pour in the rest of bottle! 544 00:45:31,698 --> 00:45:33,081 You get out of there! 545 00:45:34,372 --> 00:45:37,712 What a bath! All that foam! Look at it! Look at it! 546 00:45:38,705 --> 00:45:41,603 That shampoo is fantastic! It could wash the whole house! 547 00:45:54,534 --> 00:45:57,332 Hello! What an honor! 548 00:45:58,133 --> 00:45:59,533 - Doctor! - Hello. 549 00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:04,816 How about this new genius I've discovered? You agree it's the work of a genius? 550 00:46:04,884 --> 00:46:07,408 No doubt, he's a genius! A genius of horror! 551 00:46:08,241 --> 00:46:10,808 A spiritualist! My respects! 552 00:46:11,592 --> 00:46:16,076 No, not now! Who knows what people will think! 553 00:46:16,637 --> 00:46:19,647 What an honor, Mr. Consul! Do you like our exhibition? 554 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:23,082 Yes, it's very interesting! Who is the master with the brush? 555 00:46:23,123 --> 00:46:26,675 Archibaldo Spadafora... he's very gifted. 556 00:46:27,553 --> 00:46:32,548 What I'm most interested in... Now, what were we saying? 557 00:46:32,647 --> 00:46:36,097 Oh, yes. I bought two pieces for the University... 558 00:46:36,481 --> 00:46:40,456 ...to provide the student protestors... 559 00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:43,825 - Excuse me! - Of course! 560 00:46:44,934 --> 00:46:48,268 I did everything I could to encourage this young painter... 561 00:46:48,269 --> 00:46:51,314 ...and I'm happy to say that he has succeeded very well. 562 00:46:52,546 --> 00:46:55,566 My respects! I'm happy to see you here! 563 00:46:55,579 --> 00:46:58,631 Asshole! Where have you been hiding this painter? 564 00:46:58,692 --> 00:47:02,188 I don't understand it, but many people have had a chilly reaction to his paintings. 565 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,246 - Really? - Why? 566 00:47:05,407 --> 00:47:08,233 - What did you expect? - What about you? You need a light? 567 00:47:08,247 --> 00:47:12,010 - It's hard to understand art. - My treasure ... 568 00:47:13,959 --> 00:47:18,098 What are you doing, Virginia? Please! 569 00:47:18,181 --> 00:47:22,204 - Let's do it, baby... - What are you looking for in there? 570 00:47:22,567 --> 00:47:26,899 - What are you looking for? - Your golden pistol! 571 00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:29,677 My golden pistol? Oh, that! 572 00:47:30,243 --> 00:47:33,091 Oh! Here's the master ... ! 573 00:47:34,014 --> 00:47:37,333 It won't surprise you to hear me say that my paintings are better... 574 00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:40,473 ...than the best work of any of my colleagues. 575 00:47:40,516 --> 00:47:43,500 - We welcome you, Master! - Thank you, but that's enough! 576 00:47:43,874 --> 00:47:47,109 First, you have to admit that you understand nothing about art... 577 00:47:47,174 --> 00:47:49,459 ...to give yourself any chance of understanding my work. 578 00:47:49,857 --> 00:47:52,711 - I am unique in this art form! - You shouldn't speak to the public! 579 00:47:52,717 --> 00:47:56,241 You'll soon realize that my art is the wave of the future. 580 00:47:56,254 --> 00:47:59,808 The artist never speaks at his exhibition. 581 00:47:59,884 --> 00:48:02,564 At this point, my staff will come among you. 582 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:06,328 Now, since my time is valuable, you may generously applaud! 583 00:48:06,341 --> 00:48:09,807 - This guy is crazy! - No! He's more modern than the modern artists! 584 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,597 - My paintings are works of genius! - I get the impression that you're exaggerating. 585 00:48:13,677 --> 00:48:16,167 - This collection is preposterous! - Because it's a bunch of dribbles? 586 00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:19,956 They tell me that my paintings are acts of protest! 587 00:48:19,993 --> 00:48:22,906 - And we will protest! - We will protest everywhere! 588 00:48:22,911 --> 00:48:24,918 And just who are you? 589 00:48:26,231 --> 00:48:29,092 - We protest against everything! - Have you lost your mind? 590 00:48:29,610 --> 00:48:33,431 I'd be very pleased if you'd clarify your thoughts! 591 00:48:33,442 --> 00:48:36,788 - We want to delve into your ideas! - I like your shapes, master! 592 00:48:36,888 --> 00:48:37,836 Such as... ? 593 00:48:38,244 --> 00:48:40,432 That boy will be successful, I don't doubt it! 594 00:48:41,384 --> 00:48:45,100 Why don't you give us an example of what you're protesting against? 595 00:48:45,347 --> 00:48:50,070 My paintings are a protest against the violent world they represent, madam. 596 00:48:50,071 --> 00:48:52,531 I don't see that in your paintings! 597 00:48:52,543 --> 00:48:55,696 In other words, you're against everything that exists! 598 00:48:55,702 --> 00:48:59,184 We, we, we protest! We, we, we contest! 599 00:48:59,217 --> 00:49:02,264 We, we, we destroy! We, we, we want nothing! 600 00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:05,171 We, we turn the world upside down! We, we, we protest! 601 00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:08,999 - We, we, we protest! - Quiet! 602 00:49:09,411 --> 00:49:10,722 Let the Master speak! 603 00:49:10,723 --> 00:49:15,466 I think I'm surrounded by frozen brains from the previous century! 604 00:49:15,481 --> 00:49:19,155 How can you insult us after we've honored you with our presence? 605 00:49:19,181 --> 00:49:22,068 That's just how he speaks. He's not the peasant he appears to be! 606 00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:23,964 Now you understand, gentlemen! 607 00:49:24,241 --> 00:49:26,896 In fact the great master and I take issue with men like that. 608 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:30,941 It seems that he remains bound to the ordinary world of bourgeois tradition. 609 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,837 We, we, we protest! We, we, we protest! 610 00:49:35,961 --> 00:49:38,638 There! I expected something like this! 611 00:49:40,137 --> 00:49:42,457 This is the height of impudence! 612 00:49:44,258 --> 00:49:45,458 My beautiful lady... 613 00:49:45,091 --> 00:49:48,427 We, we, we protest! We, we, we overturn the world! 614 00:49:49,064 --> 00:49:51,277 This is truth! 615 00:49:51,332 --> 00:49:53,623 Mr. Spadafora! Do you realize that you're... ? 616 00:50:04,695 --> 00:50:06,231 - Hello! - Get this on tape! 617 00:50:17,641 --> 00:50:21,690 Now what do you have to say, madam? Have I made myself clear? 618 00:50:24,616 --> 00:50:29,944 What other artist would have put on such a public exhibition of this subject? 619 00:50:30,036 --> 00:50:32,533 Tomorrow you'll read about it in the papers! 620 00:50:32,598 --> 00:50:37,157 - Artist protests in the nude! - The scandal of the painter with the golden brush! 621 00:50:37,682 --> 00:50:40,964 The extraordinary case of the artist naked from head to toe! 622 00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:45,042 Exposing his brush of gold ... in every detail! 623 00:50:45,137 --> 00:50:48,144 See what's happening in the world today! 624 00:50:48,172 --> 00:50:51,634 - How did the sale go? - We sold almost everything. 625 00:50:51,635 --> 00:50:54,103 Read all about the scandal of the golden paintbrush! 626 00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:55,627 Archibaldo Spadafora ... and his golden paintbrush! 627 00:50:56,445 --> 00:51:01,560 Archibaldo Spadafora attracts women to modern art! 628 00:51:01,991 --> 00:51:04,284 Naked as the day he was born! 629 00:51:04,713 --> 00:51:09,118 Painter argues that clothing belongs to a lost world... 630 00:51:09,171 --> 00:51:13,016 ...or a world in transformation, as we say today. 631 00:51:13,297 --> 00:51:16,193 Moreover, they should be given up forever. 632 00:51:16,775 --> 00:51:20,269 For this reason, the artist decided to appear in the nude... 633 00:51:20,334 --> 00:51:23,609 ...in front of a traditional audience... 634 00:51:23,619 --> 00:51:27,225 ...who didn't know how to behave when confronted with such a spectacle! 635 00:51:27,373 --> 00:51:30,486 As he left the room, protesters ... 636 00:51:30,496 --> 00:51:33,804 ...threatened to assume the role of the departed painter. 637 00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:37,941 Needless to say, such a protest would merely have been a pretext... 638 00:51:37,950 --> 00:51:41,198 ...for more sexuality and exhibitionism. 639 00:51:42,243 --> 00:51:45,831 And of course, most of high society was present! 640 00:51:47,113 --> 00:51:49,648 Alberto, you imbecile! 641 00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:53,721 You've been completely remiss! Why didn't we go to the exhibition? 642 00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:56,603 How is such a thing possible? We don't know what's happening in the world! 643 00:51:56,677 --> 00:51:59,737 Mr. Consul, if you saw what I have seen, you would have passed out! 644 00:51:59,757 --> 00:52:02,777 You're always there when something important happens. 645 00:52:02,843 --> 00:52:06,339 Yes, and you never know when something important is about to happen! 646 00:52:06,794 --> 00:52:09,380 You see, madam ... Oh! Why the horns? 647 00:52:09,513 --> 00:52:11,847 He was like a bull! 648 00:52:11,930 --> 00:52:15,203 What comparisons you do make! But don't change the subject, stick to painting! 649 00:52:15,293 --> 00:52:20,950 We have time to buy a painting. So let's not rush in, following the fad. 650 00:52:21,482 --> 00:52:25,267 That way, we'll be sure not to make the mistake of committing too soon. 651 00:52:25,438 --> 00:52:29,395 Yes, but in the meantime, most of them leave thrilled by a painter named Spadafora... 652 00:52:29,443 --> 00:52:31,541 ...taking an example of his protest work... 653 00:52:31,622 --> 00:52:33,632 ...hoping that someone like me is going to buy his paintings! 654 00:52:33,730 --> 00:52:36,794 Risking the investment of all my capital! 655 00:52:36,812 --> 00:52:41,634 Which you have earned with the sweat of your brow, and on which depends the existence of us all! 656 00:52:42,198 --> 00:52:44,709 Of course! Roger is right! 657 00:52:45,113 --> 00:52:47,661 If the painter is a protester, and I have a feeling that he is... 658 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,786 - ...it's better not to deal with him... - I wouldn't mind. 659 00:52:49,787 --> 00:52:53,036 ...or buy his paintings. He'll take your money, then it's, "see you around"! 660 00:52:57,182 --> 00:53:00,030 Hello, this is the home of Consul Spuler! 661 00:53:00,031 --> 00:53:03,585 This is the Laponi Gallery. I'd like to speak to the consul! 662 00:53:03,657 --> 00:53:07,934 Please speak up, there's a large crowd ... 663 00:53:10,372 --> 00:53:12,144 One moment, please! 664 00:53:13,442 --> 00:53:14,696 Is that for me? 665 00:53:16,551 --> 00:53:19,385 It's the Laponi Gallery, it seems it's very urgent. 666 00:53:20,093 --> 00:53:22,165 Get out the way! 667 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,610 Hello. Yes! It is I. 668 00:53:26,588 --> 00:53:30,661 Hello! As I said, there's a lot of commotion. 669 00:53:30,661 --> 00:53:34,535 Yes, my gallery has 40 years of success and this young Spadafora ... 670 00:53:34,673 --> 00:53:37,942 Hello! This is princess Soraia! How's your mother? 671 00:53:38,074 --> 00:53:42,081 What's this? This Spadafora attracts royalty? It's a phenomenon! 672 00:53:42,088 --> 00:53:43,493 What are you going on about? 673 00:53:46,071 --> 00:53:49,703 Let me talk! It's the madam here! No, his wife! 674 00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:53,382 Countess Fustenberg is also here! 675 00:53:53,624 --> 00:53:56,414 Yes? It's an enchanting evening! 676 00:53:57,107 --> 00:54:00,082 Let's get specific! How much do they cost? 677 00:54:00,505 --> 00:54:04,618 It's priceless artwork, but in the range of 10.000 to 20.000 marks. 678 00:54:05,143 --> 00:54:08,173 Then I'll offer 50.000 to beat the competition! 679 00:54:08,443 --> 00:54:11,456 - I bid 60,000. - 70,000, and that's final! 680 00:54:11,775 --> 00:54:13,348 80.000 from me, and that's it! 681 00:54:16,087 --> 00:54:18,994 I appreciate that, but there are so many sytles to choose from... 682 00:54:19,032 --> 00:54:22,546 - What's this gallery coming to? Go get dressed! - Yes, you know everyone here ... 683 00:54:23,668 --> 00:54:26,044 How so? Who are they? 684 00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:29,170 - This was for you, Mr. Consul! - Thank you. 685 00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:31,037 - We'll be there! - You'd better hurry! 686 00:54:31,098 --> 00:54:34,644 I don't know if I can hold back the other buyers! 687 00:54:35,217 --> 00:54:38,094 I'm practically overwhelmed! Listen to them! 688 00:54:38,184 --> 00:54:40,096 Give me the phone! 689 00:54:40,332 --> 00:54:44,010 - Then save me some paintings! - Very well, Mr. Consul! 690 00:54:44,039 --> 00:54:47,097 The most colorful painting will be yours! 691 00:54:47,098 --> 00:54:49,166 How can you conduct personal business in my gallery? 692 00:54:49,502 --> 00:54:51,555 - Bring me the phone book! - I wish you would... 693 00:54:51,556 --> 00:54:53,714 I'm calling all the big fish in town. 694 00:54:53,715 --> 00:54:55,582 Here's the number of the asylum! 695 00:54:55,601 --> 00:54:59,410 Come on! Settle down! You don't understand anything ... 696 00:54:59,553 --> 00:55:01,365 I'll invite whom I want. 697 00:55:02,316 --> 00:55:04,990 You'll see what happens! 698 00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:08,309 There'll be an earthquake tonight! 699 00:55:08,396 --> 00:55:10,884 - I can't go on like this! - This is the Laponi Gallery! 700 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:13,668 We'd like to extend an invitation. Please, knock it off! 701 00:55:13,694 --> 00:55:17,583 I wasn't talking to you! We're presenting a young painter ... 702 00:55:17,726 --> 00:55:20,660 Garters are loose, but no time for them ... 703 00:55:20,754 --> 00:55:23,385 You can't afford to spend more than 100,000 marks. 704 00:55:23,396 --> 00:55:25,502 - You understand, Alberto? - Yes! 705 00:55:25,545 --> 00:55:29,174 Look... I'm putting the money here in your right pocket, Alberto. 706 00:55:29,175 --> 00:55:31,381 Yes, yes! That's where I usually carry it. 707 00:55:31,576 --> 00:55:33,484 - Put your coat on! - I'll wear it over my shoulders. 708 00:55:33,486 --> 00:55:36,881 I'm afraid with the coat on his shoulders, he'll never know if it goes missing! 709 00:55:36,919 --> 00:55:38,985 We're going to lose out on the paintings! 710 00:55:41,653 --> 00:55:43,645 I was here first! 711 00:55:46,007 --> 00:55:49,721 Yes, but I've already given him money ... 712 00:55:49,788 --> 00:55:52,350 I'm prepared to pay more than anyone else ... 713 00:55:57,001 --> 00:55:59,515 I make it that you got in first! 714 00:55:59,547 --> 00:56:02,247 No! This is the one I wanted, it goes with my wallpaper ... 715 00:56:02,344 --> 00:56:07,321 God in Heaven! I knew this crazy painter would be an enormous catastrophe ... 716 00:56:13,823 --> 00:56:16,086 I can't believe it! 200.000 marks! 717 00:56:16,086 --> 00:56:20,446 What did I tell you? Have you ever had such success in this little gallery? 718 00:56:21,804 --> 00:56:25,052 Do you still think it's a catastrophe? 719 00:56:25,773 --> 00:56:28,735 - But now I'm done with all this! - No! 720 00:56:28,737 --> 00:56:32,055 I dreamed of this my whole life. And now I don't know what to do with the money! 721 00:56:32,099 --> 00:56:35,005 I just need to go to the country and rest. Let go of me! 722 00:56:35,086 --> 00:56:37,018 - Are you crazy, don't leave! - Let me go! 723 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:40,817 Don't leave! We're off to a good start, and we'll continue to work like a machine ... 724 00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:44,513 I'll come up with new ideas for paintings that sell. 725 00:56:45,077 --> 00:56:46,772 And what am I to do? 726 00:56:46,777 --> 00:56:50,002 Roger! Take the money, that's all I have! 727 00:56:50,003 --> 00:56:51,103 Let's go! 728 00:56:52,033 --> 00:56:53,975 I took two ... don't you have any more? 729 00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:58,012 Ladies and gentlemen, our city didn't want to host... 730 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:02,054 ...or promote an international film festival... 731 00:57:03,126 --> 00:57:07,417 ...or a biennial festival, telling us this so-called world cinema... 732 00:57:07,464 --> 00:57:12,852 ...and its critics would corrupt and manipulate our film industry. 733 00:57:12,943 --> 00:57:17,793 You know it's no wonder European cinema is passing us by. 734 00:57:17,846 --> 00:57:19,909 This is one of today's most frightening crises! 735 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:24,099 And I alone, in the midst of this crisis, have found the true solution. 736 00:57:24,177 --> 00:57:27,522 And what have I invented? Le cinema verite! 737 00:57:27,598 --> 00:57:29,923 The genuine cinema of truth! 738 00:57:29,930 --> 00:57:33,222 - The Cinema of Touch! - The idea holds promise! 739 00:57:33,301 --> 00:57:36,041 Touch... the substance of this idea! 740 00:57:36,068 --> 00:57:38,645 There will be no dissatisfied spectators, threatening producers ... 741 00:57:38,698 --> 00:57:41,025 ...or distributors looking for their money! 742 00:57:41,071 --> 00:57:44,219 At last, direct contact is made between the actors and their audience... 743 00:57:45,256 --> 00:57:48,709 ...convincing our customers to become part of the cinema experience. 744 00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:52,900 The first show of is about to start, although it is unsuitable for the young ... 745 00:57:52,927 --> 00:57:56,388 ...or those who suffer from heart or serious nervous conditions. 746 00:57:57,947 --> 00:58:00,776 - What kind of the movie is it? - It's a German western! 747 00:58:00,805 --> 00:58:03,987 2.50 marks for a handful of meat! 748 00:58:09,592 --> 00:58:13,645 Exciting! Very exciting! 749 00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:17,200 - Can I try? - Of course! 750 00:58:17,384 --> 00:58:20,374 Admission is 2.50 marks. Here are two fine actresses! 751 00:58:20,399 --> 00:58:23,490 You have to give it a try! Please! 752 00:58:27,399 --> 00:58:30,592 They're both very nice! 753 00:58:30,793 --> 00:58:33,909 - A pair of true artists! - Can you believe this ... 754 00:58:34,449 --> 00:58:38,612 We're also about to start the first show of our program especially for the ladies. 755 00:58:39,716 --> 00:58:43,341 Something for me? Something special? 756 00:58:43,357 --> 00:58:44,849 No doubt! 757 00:58:44,914 --> 00:58:48,041 - I'm sure you'll like it. - I'm curious to try. 758 00:58:48,502 --> 00:58:50,901 What we offer is hidden in the box! 759 00:58:57,369 --> 00:58:59,988 - There's nothing there! - Sorry about that! 760 00:59:00,008 --> 00:59:02,353 Here you go, ladies and gentlemen! 761 00:59:02,429 --> 00:59:05,611 I'm from the press. I'd like to ask you a few questions. 762 00:59:05,655 --> 00:59:08,242 We've abandoned the past, and are a part of the big movement... 763 00:59:08,274 --> 00:59:10,980 ...led by the great protest painter, Spadafora! 764 00:59:10,983 --> 00:59:13,218 - What is your name? - My name is Eros. 765 00:59:13,288 --> 00:59:17,104 - I am the producer! - Could I have press access? 766 00:59:17,112 --> 00:59:21,149 Of course! You don't want to pay, do you? 767 00:59:21,222 --> 00:59:24,348 That's all right! The press is always welcome, since they can give us good publicity. 768 00:59:24,449 --> 00:59:27,994 - What would you like see? - Something romantic, old fashioned. 769 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:32,852 We have, for example, Brunhilde's nights without pajamas. 770 00:59:33,012 --> 00:59:34,778 The first night. 771 00:59:38,323 --> 00:59:41,752 - What a night! She won't let you sleep! - A classic of our cinema! 772 00:59:42,170 --> 00:59:45,413 You never lose your taste for this kind of film. 773 00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:50,342 - Hi! How's it going? - Hello, Arcibaldo. 774 00:59:50,396 --> 00:59:53,933 - How's business? - I'm not complaining. 775 00:59:54,292 --> 00:59:56,799 It's the best location, so you'll enjoy the success you rightly deserve! 776 00:59:57,669 --> 00:59:58,955 Hopefully! 777 01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:03,738 - Let's see what the law has to say! - What are you doing here? 778 01:00:04,561 --> 01:00:07,184 Nothing bad, Mr. Policeman! 779 01:00:08,087 --> 01:00:09,835 Explain to me what you're doing! 780 01:00:11,156 --> 01:00:13,776 I hope there's nothing concealed in those boxes! 781 01:00:15,304 --> 01:00:17,776 - What, what? - I'll check this out myself. 782 01:00:18,204 --> 01:00:21,162 We have nothing to hide. You can relax ... 783 01:00:21,557 --> 01:00:23,993 Don't try being clever, or you'll be sorry! 784 01:00:24,093 --> 01:00:28,392 I'm not being at all clever. Come, I'll show you myself. 785 01:00:28,692 --> 01:00:32,314 For the police, free admission. Try it. It won't bite ... 786 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:35,077 - Insert only my hands? - Yes, unfortunately ... 787 01:00:42,532 --> 01:00:44,510 You like it? 788 01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:57,503 Everything appears to be in order. There are no tricks! 789 01:01:03,713 --> 01:01:07,081 - How's this one? - Well... isn't she missing something? 790 01:01:10,969 --> 01:01:13,984 - A thousand thanks. Thank you. - And we thank you. 791 01:01:14,079 --> 01:01:16,042 - Come back any time. - Thanks! 792 01:01:16,121 --> 01:01:17,229 - Okay? - Okay! 793 01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:21,886 What's your latest idea? 794 01:01:24,142 --> 01:01:27,124 - Don't disturb the artist! - Isn't it a bit gray? 795 01:01:27,258 --> 01:01:31,355 Just look around! We sold everything, and I don't have time to paint new ones to replace them. 796 01:01:31,414 --> 01:01:34,323 Nobody will understand the meaning of these circles, just that they're hand painted. 797 01:01:35,347 --> 01:01:38,509 I believe you! The public will buy something calming like this. 798 01:01:38,584 --> 01:01:40,194 - Of course! - Not bad! 799 01:01:43,466 --> 01:01:45,373 Always something new to offer. 800 01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:50,076 - What are you going to call this? - I call it Spiralism! 801 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,317 The stranger the name the better. 802 01:01:54,597 --> 01:01:57,210 And that one's finished! Missing only your signature. 803 01:01:57,765 --> 01:02:01,060 Agreed! If anyone wants it, it'll be on display in the Gallery of Modern Art. 804 01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:08,048 These are fresh flowers! They'll make a beautiful bouquet, ma'am. 805 01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:11,638 Thank you. I don't mind the cost. 806 01:02:11,691 --> 01:02:14,393 They're for my sister's birthday today. 807 01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:20,955 These are beautiful. Miss Genoveta! Miss Genoveta! 808 01:02:22,087 --> 01:02:25,008 Why do you shout so? You can call me Isabela. 809 01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:29,374 You're right. It sounds much nicer. I was so happy when... 810 01:02:30,378 --> 01:02:33,300 ...I found out that he's become a very famous painter... 811 01:02:33,351 --> 01:02:35,837 ...and a professor at the art school. 812 01:02:35,999 --> 01:02:41,812 The name Archibaldo Spadafora will be on everyone's lips in the immediate future of art. 813 01:02:42,013 --> 01:02:45,609 He was made an Honorary Professor, for no apparent reason! 814 01:02:45,610 --> 01:02:49,091 For no apparent reason? Are you trying to say he's not fabulous? 815 01:02:49,144 --> 01:02:53,660 - It can happen if the artist... - ...is young, sexy and brilliant. 816 01:02:54,089 --> 01:02:58,164 There he is! Excuse me a moment! I'll be right back. 817 01:02:58,325 --> 01:03:02,401 Please... you shouldn't miss the chance, Miss Isabel! Even if it seems hopeless! 818 01:03:02,402 --> 01:03:03,616 You're right! 819 01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:10,836 When he was too poor to pay, she shamelessly wanted to throw his... 820 01:03:11,017 --> 01:03:14,389 ...trouble-making supporters into the street. Now look how she makes up on him! 821 01:03:14,466 --> 01:03:17,243 Remember, it's she who went to him! I'm sorry, but I couldn't do it! 822 01:03:17,938 --> 01:03:21,025 - What a pleasure to see you, Professor! - I'm not yet a teacher. 823 01:03:21,169 --> 01:03:25,461 - To me you always were. - You've always shown such understanding. 824 01:03:26,346 --> 01:03:29,378 Thank you. I have a request. 825 01:03:29,604 --> 01:03:33,310 Now that you've become famous, I'd like to know if I can keep the paintings... 826 01:03:33,314 --> 01:03:37,169 ...that you gave me when you couldn't pay the rent? 827 01:03:37,282 --> 01:03:40,259 You shouldn't have to ask. How could I say no? 828 01:03:40,263 --> 01:03:43,552 Thank you so much! I knew you'd feel that way! In fact, I sold them as soon as... 829 01:03:43,571 --> 01:03:46,197 ...I read of your success in the newspaper! 830 01:03:46,206 --> 01:03:49,909 - At a good price, I hope! - You don't think I'm easily fooled! 831 01:03:50,735 --> 01:03:53,963 If I'm not mistaken, you owe rent for 16 months. 832 01:03:54,056 --> 01:03:57,080 Ah! But now I owe you! 833 01:03:57,633 --> 01:03:59,603 - I think it comes to about 5 or 6 marks... - That's enough for now! 834 01:03:59,804 --> 01:04:03,371 A good deed should be rewarded! You keep it! 835 01:04:03,466 --> 01:04:06,432 Really? Thank you! 836 01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:10,220 Now you know how it feels when you succeed at what you've been planning. 837 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:12,969 - Good luck! - All the best ... 838 01:04:13,081 --> 01:04:16,095 I've heard all that before. 839 01:04:16,183 --> 01:04:19,094 You couldn't break that bronze face with a hammer! 840 01:04:20,154 --> 01:04:22,176 4.80 marks, ma'am! 841 01:04:22,796 --> 01:04:25,898 Come on, don't wait to be asked! You're the famous Lori? 842 01:04:25,899 --> 01:04:27,160 That's me. 843 01:04:28,292 --> 01:04:31,036 - I'm the ambassador of San Martino! - From San Martino? 844 01:04:31,142 --> 01:04:33,839 - You don't know where it is? - Honestly, I'm not sure! 845 01:04:33,869 --> 01:04:37,419 I don't know anything about those republics in South America! 846 01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:41,116 This is a South American ambassador and he knows me by name? 847 01:04:41,155 --> 01:04:43,871 No one other than Mrs. Isabela and her painter does! 848 01:04:44,028 --> 01:04:48,553 - There's no time to lose. - I'd pay to learn how he knows my name. 849 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,268 I'd like to speak to the famous painter, Spadafora! 850 01:04:51,366 --> 01:04:53,041 - You know him? - Yes. 851 01:04:53,117 --> 01:04:55,901 - Can you tell me where he lives? - I certainly can. 852 01:04:57,186 --> 01:05:01,611 Here's 1.000 marks. It's actually 999, I'll give you the rest later. 853 01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:04,852 Excuse me, but I've never seen a 999 mark bill! 854 01:05:04,852 --> 01:05:07,291 - Can I give you a check? - I'm not that crazy! 855 01:05:07,385 --> 01:05:09,982 Maybe you could give me a Royal Order. 856 01:05:10,072 --> 01:05:13,248 - Whatever you like. - I want that one! 857 01:05:13,249 --> 01:05:15,681 - I'm sorry, I need that one. - I think it would look pretty... 858 01:05:15,682 --> 01:05:16,740 ...and stand out nicely on my chest. 859 01:05:16,741 --> 01:05:18,241 - I think this one looks better! - That's fine. 860 01:05:18,242 --> 01:05:20,819 - What Order is this? - The Order of Chiorsetului! 861 01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:22,432 - Thank you! - I'm beginning to lose patience! 862 01:05:22,433 --> 01:05:26,618 He lives there, on the 5th floor. Unfortunately, there's no lift. 863 01:05:27,192 --> 01:05:29,477 - Thank you, Mr. Ambassador! - A flower for the lady! 864 01:05:29,484 --> 01:05:32,032 - Thank you! How exciting! - Let's go! 865 01:05:32,048 --> 01:05:34,945 And now... I have a Royal Order! 866 01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:38,190 How beautiful! I've already forgotten about the one on his chest! 867 01:05:38,227 --> 01:05:40,098 Please, after you, sir! 868 01:05:40,117 --> 01:05:42,940 I can't wait to see the look in my friends' eyes when they see this. 869 01:05:56,258 --> 01:05:59,661 Permit me! No, not you... Thank you! 870 01:06:00,441 --> 01:06:03,420 - Master, I have an urgent request! - What's that? 871 01:06:03,997 --> 01:06:07,360 You must allow me to purchase another piece. 872 01:06:07,361 --> 01:06:09,179 They're all gone, but I'll have something by autumn. 873 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,906 You have something new in mind? 874 01:06:12,060 --> 01:06:15,332 Yes, I'm trying a new technique... that reflects the beauty of our time! 875 01:06:15,419 --> 01:06:16,653 Fabulous. 876 01:06:17,959 --> 01:06:19,163 So statuesque! 877 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:29,773 Why don't you let me paint you in the nude? 878 01:06:29,930 --> 01:06:31,626 We have a tragedy, my dear. 879 01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:34,453 It will be autumn before the master can give us another piece. 880 01:06:34,552 --> 01:06:36,496 - I'll speak to him! - Good for you! 881 01:06:36,799 --> 01:06:39,881 You must do a painting for me soon since that fool of a man has given you my money! 882 01:06:39,882 --> 01:06:42,767 - I understand! - I think I spoil him too much! 883 01:06:43,001 --> 01:06:44,604 You're so mean! 884 01:06:45,390 --> 01:06:49,052 - Don't worry, ma'am! - No, I'm not worried about him. 885 01:06:49,681 --> 01:06:54,198 - Roger! Roger! - Your Consul needs to be rescued from dear Luiza! 886 01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:56,217 - No! - Why do not? 887 01:06:56,387 --> 01:07:00,076 He needs to find out what happens when he falls into the clutches of a woman! 888 01:07:00,107 --> 01:07:03,193 - Besides, I'm mad at him! - Why you are mad? 889 01:07:03,233 --> 01:07:07,604 Earlier, I saw how enthusiastically he was talking to you! 890 01:07:07,636 --> 01:07:09,075 You're jealous! 891 01:07:22,252 --> 01:07:25,108 - How's the party, Gioia? - It suits my taste. 892 01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,578 - Roger, are you avoiding me? - You know why! 893 01:07:31,823 --> 01:07:35,264 - I don't want to talk about it. - You tried to corrupt him, eh? 894 01:07:37,171 --> 01:07:38,391 It's not worth the effort! 895 01:07:41,378 --> 01:07:42,339 Look at this! 896 01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:44,440 - What was your reason? - No reason... 897 01:07:44,887 --> 01:07:48,192 - Do you like this photo? - Honestly? I have other tastes. 898 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:51,642 Of course, the world wouldn't move ahead... 899 01:07:51,718 --> 01:07:55,621 ....without their ability to reproduce. 900 01:07:55,667 --> 01:07:59,347 As for me, I understand men much better. 901 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,596 What a party, guys! 902 01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:14,297 Pardon me, I'm the ambassador of San Martino! 903 01:08:14,313 --> 01:08:17,162 Could you direct me to the great painter, Spadafora? 904 01:08:17,193 --> 01:08:20,127 - It's a matter of state! - Three meters to your right! 905 01:08:20,136 --> 01:08:21,666 - To the right? - The right! 906 01:08:21,667 --> 01:08:22,667 Thank you! 907 01:08:25,743 --> 01:08:27,012 That's not him. 908 01:08:28,893 --> 01:08:32,554 You're the famous painter, Spadafora? I'm the ambassador of San Martino! 909 01:08:32,606 --> 01:08:35,588 Even with nothing on, you look magnificent! 910 01:08:35,669 --> 01:08:38,116 - You have wealth and fame ... - Get to the point! 911 01:08:39,156 --> 01:08:41,787 All that's missing is a Royal Order. 912 01:08:41,872 --> 01:08:46,229 There are many possibilities. So you must have one that fits perfectly. 913 01:08:46,302 --> 01:08:49,377 An international Order: Grand Order of the Golden Brush! 914 01:08:49,446 --> 01:08:52,374 I founded the Order just for you, my dear friend! 915 01:08:52,426 --> 01:08:57,430 Don't be silly, my dear ambassador! You came here to steal from thieves! 916 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,388 Why don't you just give it to him? 917 01:09:02,634 --> 01:09:05,110 Attention! That's good! 918 01:09:07,282 --> 01:09:09,629 - Who's that? - Where did she come from? 919 01:09:09,630 --> 01:09:11,042 She looks like a scarecrow! 920 01:09:13,651 --> 01:09:15,865 Let's strip her and see if it's true. 921 01:09:17,395 --> 01:09:20,016 - Have you seen a ghost, Eros? - Never! 922 01:09:20,036 --> 01:09:22,407 - I know her. - Really? 923 01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:25,371 - Of course! I remember her well. - Who is she? 924 01:09:25,372 --> 01:09:27,828 The one who took my place at Laponi's gallery. 925 01:09:29,349 --> 01:09:33,251 She plays the cello. She doesn't look so bad, but she's... 926 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:35,472 ... brainless. 927 01:09:35,574 --> 01:09:38,814 - Perhaps she'll show us the art of music? - Maybe she will! 928 01:09:38,814 --> 01:09:42,100 I have a weakness for blonde musicians. 929 01:09:42,162 --> 01:09:45,186 - Would you care for a seat, miss? - No! I play inside the bag. 930 01:09:45,647 --> 01:09:48,690 - Very original. - Most interesting! 931 01:09:49,141 --> 01:09:50,382 Have you seen this? 932 01:09:50,466 --> 01:09:54,656 I'd be delighted to entertain you, if you're interested, Mr. Ambassador. 933 01:09:54,721 --> 01:09:58,365 We are happy to offer this concert, which will be performed in your honor. 934 01:09:59,011 --> 01:10:02,338 Distinguished guests! We are pleased to offer a concert in the bag... 935 01:10:02,436 --> 01:10:05,021 ...performed in honor of the Ambassador of San Martino! 936 01:10:05,075 --> 01:10:08,143 - Where's the opening? - At the top! 937 01:10:09,386 --> 01:10:11,145 I found it! 938 01:10:11,148 --> 01:10:13,913 - Hold this for me, please! - Glad to help. 939 01:10:14,067 --> 01:10:15,242 Please, step in! 940 01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:23,209 - Are you comfortable? - Don't pull it up yet. 941 01:10:23,325 --> 01:10:26,042 Please hold the bag open! 942 01:10:26,449 --> 01:10:29,513 - You don't need to do this if you don't want to! - My instrument, please! 943 01:10:29,884 --> 01:10:32,129 Yes, right away! Can't perform without an instrument! 944 01:10:32,212 --> 01:10:34,761 Ladies and gentlemen! 945 01:10:34,774 --> 01:10:38,919 Before we begin this sensational concert, I ask all those in attendance... 946 01:10:39,045 --> 01:10:42,142 ...to give a round of applause for our guest of honor, the Ambassador of San Martino! 947 01:10:45,144 --> 01:10:47,564 A great admirer of modern art! 948 01:10:49,007 --> 01:10:53,587 Maybe it's time for you to introduce your mysterious friend! 949 01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:56,576 The Commissioner is bound to me by more than friendship! 950 01:10:56,665 --> 01:10:59,190 I've been granted two hours of freedom on my word of honor. 951 01:10:59,191 --> 01:11:01,509 - We have the greatest trust in you! - That's very kind of you. 952 01:11:01,604 --> 01:11:04,643 Allow me to dignify you with a Royal Order... 953 01:11:04,704 --> 01:11:07,391 ...founded by the Emperor of Abyssinia while he was in exile. 954 01:11:07,956 --> 01:11:11,695 I shall perform Concerto Number 1... 955 01:11:13,143 --> 01:11:15,052 ...by Vico Toriani! 956 01:11:15,452 --> 01:11:18,444 - Thank you! Can't you perform without the bag? - No. 957 01:11:18,568 --> 01:11:22,008 And now friends, we'll listen to music from the bag! 958 01:11:22,859 --> 01:11:26,768 Forgive me, sir, but the girl has a disorder! 959 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,637 I don't understand this at all! Won't that bag interfere with her playing? 960 01:11:31,676 --> 01:11:33,583 Care for a drink? 961 01:11:33,919 --> 01:11:36,719 I'm sorry that I don't have anything better. 962 01:11:37,947 --> 01:11:40,027 What you have is good enough! 963 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:44,522 Care for something to drink, Mr. Commissioner? 964 01:11:44,972 --> 01:11:47,649 Cheers! To your health! 965 01:11:48,190 --> 01:11:52,910 I get the impression that you're putting me on! Would you care to explain this to me, please! 966 01:11:53,763 --> 01:11:57,921 She's a very good performer with the bow. This first passage is especially difficult. 967 01:11:57,979 --> 01:11:59,245 Don't you agree, friends? 968 01:12:05,276 --> 01:12:07,932 Her bow action really is exceptional! 969 01:12:08,553 --> 01:12:11,880 I'd like to be in there to see how she handles it so well! 970 01:12:11,952 --> 01:12:14,081 - What? - Her bow! 971 01:12:20,238 --> 01:12:23,846 Your attention, please! Ladies and gentlemen. 972 01:12:24,545 --> 01:12:27,511 While listening to this concerto of profound protest... 973 01:12:27,603 --> 01:12:30,919 ...I cannot but think that the state of the world today... 974 01:12:30,964 --> 01:12:34,819 ...isn't due to the high degree of technology that has been reached... 975 01:12:34,896 --> 01:12:38,756 ...but rather all the protest movements that we, the artists, have set in motion this past month. 976 01:12:38,758 --> 01:12:41,861 For this, a young artist is prepared... 977 01:12:41,865 --> 01:12:44,617 ...to strip herself of the past and face a new life! 978 01:12:44,759 --> 01:12:48,472 And in this way, life presents itself as a great adventure... 979 01:12:48,554 --> 01:12:51,201 ...of which art is the principal part. 980 01:12:51,292 --> 01:12:55,503 Not only for herself, but also for those of you who admire the virginal spirit of nudity... 981 01:12:55,534 --> 01:12:59,779 ...that transports one into the fascinating world of self-realization. 982 01:13:00,618 --> 01:13:04,012 Ah, now I'm beginning to understand the message! 983 01:13:04,070 --> 01:13:07,368 And I want to protest. Attack! 984 01:13:07,369 --> 01:13:09,041 - No, you cannot! - Why not? 985 01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:12,278 - I simply can't allow it. - Please, Commissioner! Just 5 minutes! 986 01:13:12,561 --> 01:13:16,187 I want to join just one protest before I have to go back into prison. Be good! 987 01:13:17,533 --> 01:13:20,800 Hurry up, otherwise the naked girl will be in my past. 988 01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:25,095 Here I come! Allow me to introduce myself! 989 01:13:25,378 --> 01:13:27,012 I am the Ambassador of San Martino! 990 01:13:28,937 --> 01:13:30,095 Tie it well. 991 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,811 One moment, a photo! 992 01:13:44,429 --> 01:13:47,096 Come on! Now that's a protest! 993 01:13:54,578 --> 01:13:57,308 That's our United Nations: United Organization of Nudes! 994 01:14:02,351 --> 01:14:04,731 - You belong to the UN? - No, we're Chinese! 995 01:14:04,732 --> 01:14:08,630 What a stupendous finale! It's been years since I've seen one like this. 996 01:14:09,525 --> 01:14:12,389 Ladies and gentlemen, voila! 997 01:14:15,691 --> 01:14:18,125 I'm pleased to see that you have a new ambassador. 998 01:14:28,373 --> 01:14:32,150 Congratulations from the landlady. She sent you something! 999 01:14:34,452 --> 01:14:35,683 What's this? 1000 01:14:40,851 --> 01:14:43,753 This is for you. And I'll also paint your portrait. 1001 01:14:45,528 --> 01:14:50,953 Do it now! I want to capture this provocative atmosphere of protest. 1002 01:14:51,998 --> 01:14:54,330 Give him some money! I want to be sure of this masterpiece. 1003 01:14:54,331 --> 01:14:56,313 Don't worry, he already promised me! 1004 01:14:58,066 --> 01:15:01,852 Modern painting knows no boundaries nor limits of measure. 1005 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,917 This painting will be the longest in the world. 1006 01:15:05,037 --> 01:15:08,059 - And of course, it will cost you. - Hold this, Alberto! 1007 01:15:08,690 --> 01:15:11,508 - Here's 50,000 marks! - I think I'll accept! 1008 01:15:12,023 --> 01:15:15,764 - We're prepared to pay. - And I'm his manager. 1009 01:15:28,451 --> 01:15:30,924 Not bad! It'll be safe in here! 1010 01:15:33,984 --> 01:15:36,279 Anyway, it'll all be spent before winter. 1011 01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:40,245 - I'm yours to command ... - Would you consider doing a nude man? 1012 01:15:40,279 --> 01:15:41,294 No... 1013 01:15:41,594 --> 01:15:43,839 We already made a deal. There's no need to be jealous! 1014 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,890 I can assure you that my husband doesn't speak from jealousy. 1015 01:15:45,891 --> 01:15:48,227 When should I start to undress? 1016 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:52,959 I'll do this painting using a technique I developed especially for you. 1017 01:15:53,421 --> 01:15:55,558 This device will produce a spray. 1018 01:15:55,622 --> 01:15:58,094 Your presence here assures that you'll witness... 1019 01:15:58,174 --> 01:16:00,407 ...the birth of a new art form that will capture the world... 1020 01:16:00,407 --> 01:16:03,137 ...through its sheer originality. 1021 01:16:06,085 --> 01:16:08,405 How fabulous, this young artist! 1022 01:16:08,501 --> 01:16:11,430 He's like a mother giving birth! 1023 01:16:11,487 --> 01:16:15,453 Attention, initiates of the Compact! This is a solemn moment. 1024 01:16:23,749 --> 01:16:24,745 Bravo! 1025 01:16:25,369 --> 01:16:28,656 If that's all it takes, I'll show them how to protest! 1026 01:16:33,135 --> 01:16:38,300 Idiot! Now I'll show you how one protests against a moron like you! 1027 01:16:38,359 --> 01:16:42,160 - No, darling! Please, forgive me! - Shut your trap, you moron! 1028 01:16:52,389 --> 01:16:53,616 This one doesn't work! I want to have fun, too! 1029 01:16:53,616 --> 01:16:56,269 Press here, and make sure you're aiming at the proper target! 1030 01:16:56,997 --> 01:16:59,453 Come on, come on, now ... 1031 01:17:00,691 --> 01:17:02,573 And now, ladies and gentlemen, your attention! 1032 01:17:05,741 --> 01:17:07,040 What's going on here? 1033 01:17:09,361 --> 01:17:12,055 Goodbye! When I see a cop, I see red! 1034 01:17:14,245 --> 01:17:17,061 Stop, Rogero, you know I can't stand it! 1035 01:17:40,542 --> 01:17:44,247 We have to go. We're more than an hour late! 1036 01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:47,570 Please! Do you really want me to lose my job? 1037 01:17:47,571 --> 01:17:50,855 My dear Commissioner! The most beautiful hour of your life has arrived! 1038 01:17:50,897 --> 01:17:52,383 No, thank you! Because... 1039 01:17:52,384 --> 01:17:53,659 I now appoint you... 1040 01:17:54,122 --> 01:17:59,030 ... a Knight of the Grand Cross! My generosity has no limits. 1041 01:18:00,545 --> 01:18:02,465 - But after this... - On your knees! 1042 01:18:15,177 --> 01:18:16,366 That's enough! 1043 01:18:20,798 --> 01:18:25,385 Today's meeting in my home is the foundation of the next millennia in modern art! 1044 01:18:25,713 --> 01:18:27,112 Thank you all for coming! 1045 01:18:27,246 --> 01:18:30,069 Just one more sketch, then we all should take a shower. 1046 01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:40,983 - What an idiot! - How could he do this? 1047 01:18:40,984 --> 01:18:43,644 - I don't understand ... - I can't find the words. 1048 01:18:43,645 --> 01:18:46,201 It's been like looking for a needle in a haystack! 1049 01:18:50,396 --> 01:18:51,490 Stop! 1050 01:18:52,315 --> 01:18:53,730 There he is! 1051 01:18:58,108 --> 01:19:00,066 Now I'll show him! 1052 01:19:00,690 --> 01:19:04,555 Utterly shameless! He can't do me like this! 1053 01:19:04,565 --> 01:19:06,165 I'll give him art! 1054 01:19:16,527 --> 01:19:19,300 - May I ask what you're doing? - Painting. 1055 01:19:19,304 --> 01:19:22,823 I've surpassed the style that made me famous, and entered a new period. 1056 01:19:22,824 --> 01:19:26,859 - I've been looking everywhere... - I finally phoned Commissioner X. 1057 01:19:27,205 --> 01:19:30,897 Commissioner X? Ah, yes... there he is! 1058 01:19:30,865 --> 01:19:32,639 He's been swimming for about two hours. 1059 01:19:32,946 --> 01:19:36,183 Now leave me alone! Otherwise I can't concentrate. 1060 01:19:36,609 --> 01:19:39,519 We have the new paintings ready that were ordered. 1061 01:19:40,694 --> 01:19:43,027 - They only lack your signature! - What are you painting? 1062 01:19:43,127 --> 01:19:47,692 This is the image of an angel! I've finally discovered nature! 1063 01:19:47,694 --> 01:19:49,368 - Bah! Who would pay for this? - Meet my new model! 1064 01:19:50,531 --> 01:19:53,605 - You're in love with her? - I live with her in another world. 1065 01:19:53,641 --> 01:19:57,090 What do you do in another world if that world doesn't go for your paintings? 1066 01:19:57,101 --> 01:19:59,760 That's it! We belong to another dimension. 1067 01:20:03,647 --> 01:20:07,407 Now the world expects something different from me. 1068 01:20:07,910 --> 01:20:10,766 Look at this painting! This is art! Please, just look at it! 1069 01:20:10,841 --> 01:20:13,858 This is a creation of Archibaldo Spadafora! 1070 01:20:14,026 --> 01:20:16,999 Don't be a fool, the public has shown what it wants from you. 1071 01:20:18,471 --> 01:20:21,176 I know why you're here. But you'll understand everything in a moment! 1072 01:20:22,141 --> 01:20:26,083 Of course! Manure is a part of nature. 1073 01:20:26,956 --> 01:20:30,356 This is a new medium, a new era in painting! 1074 01:20:30,461 --> 01:20:33,036 - Art has returned to nature! - Art! 1075 01:20:34,522 --> 01:20:36,159 Yes! Pure art! 1076 01:20:36,260 --> 01:20:37,360 A real audience pleaser! 1077 01:20:38,082 --> 01:20:40,341 The gimmick of the century! It's unprecedented! 1078 01:20:40,351 --> 01:20:43,589 From now on, paintings will have to smell. 1079 01:20:45,930 --> 01:20:49,560 At last, the painter with the golden brush has given the world... 1080 01:20:49,561 --> 01:20:53,182 ...the ultimate work of protest. 1081 01:20:58,183 --> 01:21:00,183 Adapted from the original translation by Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 93813