All language subtitles for Infermiera.Nella.Corsia.Dei.Militari.(1979)_The Nurse In The Military Ward_-

Today on the Sabbath they dare
to bombard the golden west bank.

General, there's someone waiting outside
Lady. - An Arab? - Yes.

Solamina, our most beautiful
Agent. Let them in!

At your command!

I have the perfect strategy
for the liberation of Arab oil fields!

My beautiful Solamina!
The watchword of the day.

Jerusalem is getting a subway.
Abracadabra Simsalabim.

They will go away.
- At your command!

Ah!

What's new - The enemy
lays mines on the Golan.

That is impossible?
- And the man ...

Amman is already in our possession.
- I'm not talking about the city.

I'm talking about a man who
lays mines and breaks everything.

I will become this villain
get bombed!

One more thing - a new drug,
that heals broken bones.

Today is headshoot weather, me
wanted to buy an umbrella.

What is? - I want the miracle cure
Inject you now?

Before that you will be your veil
air and kiss me.

What do we care about religion?

Stop now! Rape!

Have you gone mad?

Get away from me now
I can't breathe anymore.

You get a kiss. But only,
when you close your eyes.

Direct hit!
- Egg egg egg!

Everything went well?
- He's sleeping like a wormwood brother.

Professor, did he kiss you?
- I won't let him kiss me.

You are now taking care of Napoleon.
- It always goes to my laundry ...

He won't hurt you
You are pregnant.

But then you take over Rommel. - I hope,
he has no sand in his shoe again!

He kissed her! I see the lipstick!
- Tomorrow for the general examination!

You have to have your screws loose
tighten again.

I have forbidden that here im
Being blown home.

They scare the patient to death.
- With pleasure. - I don't want to hear about that anymore.

Out now.

I don't understand why these madmen
always choose military riot types?

The idiot kennel

Why do you spoil it
Garden? - This is going to be a trap.

A little lower, thin slats on it,
Grass on it, the jaguar falls. Hahaha.

There are no jaguars here!
- No? Certainly?

Nice.

OK then.

Very nice!

I don't have a beard at all
like the guide!

But it suits you well.

One and two.

That feels very good!

Why are you fidgeting around like that?

I have to box my stamina.
- You are way too petite for a boxer.

Go to the canteen and print out
first a steak. - I show it to you!

I am the greatest.

Is that also part of the training?
- I'm attacking the enemy from below.

Danger!

She escaped!
Where is the mosquito?

Dont move!

And over.
She fled again.

Where are you?
Got you!

Stop!

Peppino, there are no mosquitos here.
- Oh yes, sister.

You're just chasing them
Girls butt. - Yes / Yes!

There's a hovering over you ... hold still.

It circles around your head.
But not for long!

I did it!
- Thank you, sister.

This is his car.
It's probably already inside.

Michele!

Michele!

Michele!

Wed!

Poor guy. He didn't have any
Injuries. Probably a heart attack.

He tried to write to me.
- Let me read it.

"The paintings are in the clinic
from Professor Larussa. "

This is where the message ends.
- He died while writing.

Then we don't need to be with him
divide. - He got his share.

I have him eight million
Advances given.

Attack! March!
- Get out of the car, march!

And in the future leave this
Jokes. This is not a tank.

Tomorrow, Baronessa.
- Long live the professor!

Morning general!
- Good Morning!

Come here.

Why don't you cheer "Long live him
Professor "? - I'm just the words.

And as a word I can't use them
Insane cheer. - I'm cheering too.

And I am the professor.
- I am the word. - See you.

All right! I am the professor there
the mad and the words do not rejoice.

You can me

Beloved, do you feel the fire of mine
Passion? Tell me something too.

All right ... sugar, Turkish honey,
Jam, Bounty ...

You are the chocolate of my heart!

Make a decision!
Either out or in.

But that's the most important thing.
You have to feel something.

I make an effort because I like you
want to make you happy.

An ordinary frigid woman is
next to you a steam boiler.

You never got from the Olympic
Idea?

Is the dick still so small
it is important to be there!

So what do you want?
I've always been a good woman to you.

At some point it's not that new anymore.
- I'm going to ask for my bedtime treat.

I'm in the juice.
- Well, go ahead.

Do you want me to do it with others?
Drive women?

I don't understand why I am you
Got married at all?

Because of my money.
300 million in cash.

Of course I was keen on money ...
but also keen on you.

I'll take a shower first.
- What I wanted to ask you...

Did you fuck me or not?
- Aaaahhh!

Tomorrow, Professor.
- Good morning, how are you?

A really hot night tonight.
- I'm not in the mood for jokes.

You don't even need to deny it.
What have you done?

I had gallstones.
- The cavalier enjoys and is silent.

Who should I hit it off with?
- With your wife, that's clear.

Was everything ok? - The model
I overlooked de Sardis.

You allowed it, didn't you?
- He's asexual.

Is Ugolini with Ronne? - He did
refused to take his sleeping pill.

He wanted to inspect the Africa choir.
- And you laughed at him?

We both make millions from those
therefore we have to allow what you want.

Goodbye.

Careful with the wild nights
which lead to a heart attack.

You can lick my ass.

"Hail Hitler!"

Colonnello, why are you in white?
- That's the summer uniform.

In the desert I don't allow white.
I want everything in khaki.

Me in khaki, the English in khaki.
Where did you get your khaki?

I had diarrhea.
- This is bad for you.

I wanted to inspect the troops.
- That will not do.

You told them to
chase the enemy through the desert.

The water remains for the brave
Front fighter reserved.

Wine - fine pure!

When the water in the Rhine ...

If the water ... safe.

Yes.

Bomb attack.

It must be a whole season
but where are they?

Take the binoculars.
- There! They are bombers.

Everything in the air raid shelter.
Full coverage!

Have they all fallen off?
- Come!

Get down there!

Did you hear the impact?

The planes are long gone.
- Gas attack, mask on!

Put on the mask!
Put it on firmly!

I hear the all clear!
Aaaahhhh!

What's this? - Flamethrower.
- They're burning us.

Au, a grenade launcher.

Greater Germany has struck again
and the enemy is broken!

As you can see we are ten times
brighter. - I have a lunar eclipse!

We raise our cup to that
glorious african choir. - After you.

Obey my orders!
- Don't shoot! - order!

This is extortion.
- order!

I drink yes.
To the African choir.

B��rps.

In Germany some people drink
and the other belches.

Show me the gun.
- My children brought them for me.

A water gun.

It shoots water!
- Yes!

And I don't give a fuck
in the pants!

I may be an idiot.

Two, three, let's go hiking.

It's full, the lower ones
Ranks don't take much.

Delightful. Lupinos models
I like it better and better.

Good morning sister.
- Good Morning.

I was called.
- Second floor, room 22.

The door is open.

Are you Professor Larussa?

The employment office sent me here.
- You can do a lot then?

Of course. For over one
I have been doing day and night services for years.

How do you know about beds?
- Very well.

In the end I have 30 beds every night
provided. - How did you do that?

I do my job with great
Passion and enthusiasm.

That is right!

Now take your clothes off.

Help!

I insist that you undress!
- What are you doing, you piglet?

That's a piglet!
- She's a sensible girl.

Don't you know that models
have to take off your clothes?

I am not a model
i am the new sister.

Forgive me oh lord

Tomorrow, you are damn pretty.
- Thanks for the compliment.

The professor is on his rounds.
If you want to wait ...

You said that nicely. I am
the professor, the round is over.

Amedeo Larussa.
Very pleasant.

I'm Grazia Mancini who
new nurse.

They fit well in our little one
Family. I like to joke.

You sure think I'm crazy too
Because I'm walking around in that elevator

I need this costume for Napoleon.
- Napoleon?

Are you psychoanalytically burdened?
- I've only been to normal hospitals.

There are people with nightmares
Schizophrenia and so on.

And some think they are
a famous person. - I understand.

And she's handling a case
who thinks he's Napoleon. - I agree.

He used to be a professor of literature
and art history.

Emotional cruelty in the family,
they overwhelmed him.

He's got a character that
has no one to fear. - Interesting!

It may be interesting for you
I have to change constantly.

If I want to give him a shot
do I have to dress up.

That must be funny.
- He's not the only one of that kind.

I have two more
Leader natures.

I actually have the gang tight
under control. When you get overly tired ...

play war.
- I think that's wonderful.

And you very personable. - Thank you.
I think you are more than sympathetic.

Hello? It's me.

I got the job.
And the pay is pretty good.

You already have me today
assigned for night duty.

That was surprising, I start
right away with the search. Ciao.

Fortress Guard, step out!

Present the rifle!
- But I'm not a madman.

Storm the palace!

May I help you?
- No, I can do that alone.

You couldn't kill me.
Viva la France!

Hello, how are you?

I don't know, I'm not crazy
i'm just the word - Almost forgotten.

Why is there no night duty? Soon
do the sick what they want.

"The psychiatric care in
of modern industrial society. "

Good evening. - Good evening.
- I'm the new nurse.

And you are sure Dr. Santarelli?
- Are you interested in psychiatry?

For sure. - Your colleagues read
always just Mickey Mouse.

Did you feed the trumpeter?
- He should be getting the sleeping pills?

Exactly. Did he take it? - Yes.
- Unbelievable, I never succeeded.

I said it was
Seasickness tablets.

Because he confessed that he had
terribly afraid of it.

I am against being patient too
lie, but in this case ...

He even swallowed four at a time.
- What are you allowing yourself?

You can't do that many
Give medicine!

It will not happen again.
- I'm going to my room now.

Call me when you want me
need. - Good night.

I just wanted to tell you
You need to be more careful.

But I'm not angry about it.
- Good night.

Who's there?
- Peppino!

Thank you very much.

Don't always come home so late.
I can't fall asleep then!

But for that you can come with me tomorrow
to the movies. - I never go out.

Because I'm not Verrckter but
the words! - A giant hornet!

I see nothing.
- Again nothing.

Shot in the wild.
- Be careful not to bother you!

Hello fred!

Kiss me! How are you?
- I feel like shit.

I have a name for our
Ballet made up.

I will be Ginger Rogers
and you Fred Astaire.

Can we? Lalalala.

Who has this devil woman
released?

Otherwise she demolished despite being tied up
the whole room. - What's this?

A cashier's check.
- From her? - Yes.

5 million lire for it
to dance.

Then I'll swing the dance floor.
And you touch plaster of paris.

Yes, my darling!
Let's dance!

Lucky they got the check for that
Always deliver dance lesson beforehand.

Gustavo, I had
Dance lesson with Ginger Rogers.

How do you like in the madhouse?

I hope you will not be infected
and go crazy too.

It's really funny between
Rommel and Napoleon.

How are the doctors? - They have
someone who is very personable.

So there are funny madmen
and personable doctors.

Tell me about the pictures.

You know that I have nothing
understand of painting.

You don't need an expert for this
they are very noticeable.

Everything was so confused after we got there
burned down.

We have to go to the saint
and respect the cardinal.

You just grab it.
- Are you really sure they are there?

There is no doubt.

The madhouse is also a kind of
Camouflage for a smuggler's ring.

But obviously knows about the value
nobody anything.

I hope I can do it. Why
don't we go to your office?

I had tonight
a long meeting.

You need yourself in front of yours
Do not embarrass women.

They are very shy. - How went
the show without me?

I left your number out, but
the audience was not very enthusiastic.

I will hurry that
Find paintings.

But don't cheat on me.
- But not!

Only those who stick to their agreements
will do business in the long run.

I can help you on business
probably trust.

You can do that in every relationship.

Ottavio! GRR, GRR!
- What are you building here?

A jaguar trap?
- There aren't any jaguars here.

Leopards!
- That it didn't occur to me!

Correct. - What do you mean?
- That you have a soft cookie.

Professor, the relatives of
Moretti don't want to pay anymore.

Napoleon? - Yes.
- Why then?

They say he's cured.

Do you believe that
is he cured?

As he behaves, it is not.
- How much is outstanding? - 8 million.

Then we'll think of something
how we can cure it quickly.

It would be a brutal shock
in there for the millions.

But prefer sedatives and
human warmth.

Perhaps that is more effective.
We do it like this.

Is the new sister back?
- Not until eight.

Just thought ... I'll do it myself.

Professor, why are you running
always trapped this idiot!

They sit in the same way!

Our new nurse!

She is much nicer than
Maria Luisa of Austria.

I apply on the spot
the divorce from Giuseppina.

Your women’s stories bring them
whole European politics mixed up.

What does the guy understand about politics?

Anyway, I wanted to show you how
you get an injection.

You hold out your ass cheek
take a deep breath and ZACK.

Now please break free.
- You're welcome?

What do you mean?
- I need your buttocks.

They shouldn't always line up like that.
- Do I have to take off my clothes?

It's only medical. - This is
embarrassed to me. - What's with it?

For medicine.
- I don't know. - For medicine.

Don't be a frog.
- Good, for medicine.

That women are always so complicated.
Then you can only see one butt ...

Now I'll show you how to
gives a syringe.

First dab the spot with
Alkohooohoool ...

Standing or lying in bed?
- In stand.

Much easier too.

Yes...

Hmm

Did it hurt you?
- Not at all.

The patients get nervous.

Who wants the first injection?
- me! - me!

Quiet! Age before beauty.
Napoleon comes first.

Will you please again
free.

You cattle should have them
Get injections!

And not pierce my assistant.
- mess! - The man is an idiot.

You want to listen to me!
You don't understand anything!

Calm down,
that is for the best.

Take a deep breath and pull your pants down with that
the doctor can get at it nicely with the syringe.

���h!

- Gustavo! - The injection!
I can't take it.

Incredible! That you are that
put up with it!

I did it for the professor.

That was a striptease show.
- There's more to it.

That will was still a pleasure!
How can you put up with that?

Why does that make you so angry?
Dear that you care so much for me.

Don't talk nonsense like that.
I only care about the patients.

So you can capture the spirit of the
Confuse patients

Remember these are sick ...
- You have no right to talk to me like that.

Oh but! As a doctor I am for
everything responsible.

Stupid dog!

This is exactly my world!

I need new curlers
to buy.

Buy what you want, but hold them
Shut up and be sexy.

Say something really wild, hot.
- Forest fire, large fire, volcanic eruption

Why are you not in the fire department?
- Can you tell me what's the nonsense?

Help! A ghost!
Can you turn your face away

Black as the night.
- Shh!

March.

My brave frogmen,
to the front!

What do you want? - We're starting one
Liberation action for the girl.

The mad professor is holding it
trapped in his office.

We will snatch them from him.

But I wasn't.
- Who else? - Sister Fulgenzia.

I found her.
- Come here, friends!

Impressively! Even if I always
can't see anything yet.

Now I see it too.
- Leave me too.

I will never forget this Anglitz.
- We have to free her.

The enemy has camouflaged himself in darkness.
Light the headlights!

Overwhelming. This photo
from her succeeded well.

Where is he hiding the original?
- Wonderful!

If you come back that late again, then
you can sleep in the ditch.

There!
- No, there is nobody there.

You know what that dangerous
Animals are.

You can't do that to me
i'm not crazy!

Otherwise I'll pull the stick over you
Cover that your socks will burst.

Then let the mosquitoes kill you.

Have you gone mad?
- No, I'm just a common word.

Then everything is fine.

...leave me alone...

What do they have again?

Stop! Stop beating yourself.

He slapped two statesmen!
First the operator and then me.

I'll get this Arab saboteur on
toast with a low flame. - But the mosquito ...

A mosquito! - You dare
and I'll give you a bargain.

She's already gone.
- And you go to your room!

Come on! Not resist talking!

Shut up! Out.

Shut up, understand? - What is
because? - The devil is going on here ...

because the night nurse was not present
is. - I was in my room.

You had a case for treatment
inside? - What do you mean?

Maybe you had to go back for one
Popo experiment are available.

Did you finish them?
- We shot the mosquitoes!

Thank you very much!
Oh no!

Something is still buzzing!

Pss!

Ottavio.

GRRR! GRRR!
- Ah, the crazy professor.

Will the new Jaguar trap be ready soon?
- There aren't any here.

Then one for leopards? - She's there
it's not here either! - What are you digging for?

There is a Roman cemetery here
from the year 2508 BC.

You have no idea at all!
- What for!

Put your shovel away, otherwise it'll pop!
- You have a blast!

Sister! - Middle Italy leopards
catch ... he's crazy.

How do I get started?
- From the front.

I have a scientific one
Question.

How do you enjoy love?
- I beg your pardon?

When you fuck, do you crochet?

What does that mean? - That he
pulls the wool through the flap.

No. - Are you reading?
- no

So means you behave
normal. Or are you frigid?

I think I am acting normally.
- Do you know it or do you believe it?

I can say that for sure.
- Thank you, a load off my heart.

What are we doing tonight

Go to bed.
- Actually, I wanted to suggest ...

We both don't want the opportunity
use ... - Play!

Not so, not so fast!
- You can still think about it.

Conscientious objectors!
- Desateur!

Always those militarists!

What shoud that? Cavaliere Galeazzo,
You are always troubled!

Who started - He!
He threw me into the pitfall ...

and I punished him militarily!
- He peed in my archeology.

Anyone who pees in there has to clean it up.
- This is a military structure!

You don't clean that and when
no matter how high the shit is!

Set up in an open square!

Battalion stood still!
Left around!

Eyes to the right!
Show binoculars!

They are now cleaned up
they mirror.

Shit job.

Well, there's nothing here.

Not here either.

But he's heavily armed.
Where are the paintings?

Have you been waiting for me
- I need to talk to you.

Are you sick or why
do you free yourself?

I want to be completely private
talk to you.

From man to woman?

You probably still remember
of our conversation in the garden.

But only in a purely scientific way
Base.

Whether you are a woman with whom
a man catches frostbite.

I got the impression you
thought I was a "blue stocking".

I find you magical, however
I have to make a call.

Now I have to go to my desk.
- You stay here.

Who is behind the desk
hidden, mostly has complexes.

You want to be successful and
hide behind their fear of women.

I am not afraid of women.
- I just want to know ...

like you as a man on erotic stimuli
react while at the same time ...

into a psychological argument
get involved.

Don't be afraid to get me involved.
This form of discussion ...

could become my hobby.
- Do you like me?

To be attached. But how to lead
do we continue the discussion now?

Quite scientific.
What do you want to do now?

Preferably everything.

Jung already said the complex
exists between stimuli and conflicts.

What do you think? - Jung did
sure said when he was a girl like you ...

had on his lap.
Who is bothering you?

Have you seen Sister Grazia?
- I'm on the phone with New York!

Every minute costs me a fortune!
Look elsewhere!

Take off your clothes, she's gone again.
- We should postpone our discussion.

The danger is happily averted.
The accountant trampling is gone.

And my scientific appetite
burns! - I'm not in the mood anymore.

We'll catch up soon, okay?

I wait until the air is completely clear.
- I'd better wait too.

Ah!
- I'm sorry.

But that's nifty of that
old grave.

Be very nice, please kiss me.

Caress my hair
- hair, oh hair.

Close the garden gate and come
up to the house. The End.

Did you read the photo novel?
Your husband works here and you!

I could do you! I get for it
guaranteed milder circumstances.

No man can stand that if one
only uses him as a hot water bottle.

Wonderful brainwashing!

Forgive me, I'm fine again.

Let's try again.

Derrick Rockford crime scene. - I go
better take a shower again.

I will take my urges with you
with cold water.

There is a rhythm in the air,
I can feel it everywhere!

Until now your nurse has
had no success.

She doesn't have much time.

Bring us a Pernot and
a pondelec, without ice.

I read your friend Michele
was poisoned.

That was an old gang thing
They have already caught his murderer.

If his killer now notice
has what he ...

About the whereabouts of the pictures
wrote...

maybe the band already is
after the pictures. - Possibly.

Maybe he already had the pictures
before killing Michele.

I think that's unlikely
but we have to expect that.

Maybe you are in Villa Paradiso,
I'll put the little one on it.

Hold back, you know
how jealous I can be.

As long as we don't have the pictures, we have to
I smear some honey around her mouth.

Don't go too far or it will stay
still stick to your honey pot.

Ciao.

You were amazing!
- Thanks, Johnny.

The blonde seems nice.
- She's an art expert.

Let her judge the pictures.
- I hope I can find her.

Find out if the clinic is using the
Villa Paradiso related.

My mother had the pictures
back then with friends.

Villa Paradiso ... a romantic name!

Traritrara - the post is here!
Here is a package for the professor.

I have nothing for you.
- I'm just the words, too.

Sister Fulgenzia!
- I'm glad you're here.

You were a former missionary?
- 15 years.

Have you been to China too?
- Yes. - Do you know Chinese?

Don't speak, but read.
- Read aloud.

Got a new medicine.

Keep cool and half an hour
take beforehand. - Half an hour before ...

You disgusting pig, you erotic one!
- You should read aloud!

More impudent, more repugnant,
depraved pornographer!

That's the summit
attacks a nun!

The medicine is completely harmless.
Buy yourself a dictionary!

Why is the dirt bucket in the way?
- I just wanted to clean the house.

And why do you clean voluntarily?

Because Cardinal Vitola
has announced itself.

What does he want? - He's in
Subsidy Committee.

How much subsidy do we get?
- 240 million.

And how much does it cost us? - 24 million.
- Net profit of 90 percent.

He can pay his subsidy to the
Poke hat.

One two three four!

Fred! - I have no time,
I have to make a call.

Another time. - But we have to
do the dress rehearsal for tomorrow!

The premiere is the day after tomorrow.
- Here's the money for the spectacle.

3 grand. - Too little?
- No, it's okay. Let's rehearse!

Finished?

Tap dance!

Gustavo? Come on Ginger Rogers
pick up and give me my wife.

When the sister has gone mad
it must be pretty strong!

Darling? The medicine is finally here!

Why are you calling - I am working
degree in Broadway therapy.

I should give you one
Get an effective laxative ...

so that you get back to your ideal weight
come - Does that work too well?

I'll send it to you right away. Half an hour
take before I get home.

What does that have to do with you?
- A lot.

You have to do that under medical
Take observation.

The main thing is that it works.
- I'll come around seven. - Ciao.

Good evening, Professor.
- Good evening.

Why are you standing here
- I'm waiting for the elevator.

You are young and healthy.
Go up the stairs! - That's five floors!

Go on foot, then you will be slim.
- If that's what you mean medically.

This is good for your health.

What's that again?

Doorman! Hello!

Doorman!
The elevator is stuck!

Sweetheart?
- I'll bring the wine.

Sorry for the delay,
I wasn't allowed to use the elevator.

I've been waiting for you so much.
- On me?

Facility manager! You drunk rascal!

This is Professor Larussa speaking!
I'm in the elevator!

Now she has the Chinese
Armacious swallowed and I'm stuck here.

Veronica!

Veronica! Answer!

I hear you!
I feel you!

That shitty elevator got stuck!

This is nice
go on!

19 minutes already.
Veronica!

Oh yeah.

The light is back and the
Elevator works again.

You were overwhelming!

You have me in the elevator for 28 minutes
left stuck!

Did you deliver the wine? - Yes.
- Got a good tip? - Yeah.

How much? 300? Well

What are you waiting for?
- Goodbye.

Stay away from me.
- No thanks, I'd rather go.

We're rid of that too.

Sorry, the elevator stayed
stuck.

I hope the effects still last
a wonderful night is waiting for us.

I am hundemde and mu
go to sleep.

Now I don't understand anything anymore.

Darn, the Weinhndler. He has it
fucked and still tips bagged.

Tomorrow. What are you doing here?
- I'm on guard. - And what?

Everything!
If you need help, I'll be in a hurry.

Lovely. Excuse me,
I have to go to Ugolini now.

In!

Ahh!

What do you want?
We were good friends.

You can't fool me.
I know fat, lean, square ...

... and round sisters!
You are not - no?

You are an enemy spy!
- Why should I be one?

Because you are pretty you think
I would not have seen that!

Please be gracious.

I am merciless!

If you fuck me, I'll spare you
Your poor life. - No ...

I'm not doing that.
- Who determines I am!

Have a nice gun!
- I've reloaded it.

Will you give it to me - My children
have a whole warehouse of them.

Now we're doing the stupid thing
away and fuck.

Let go of them. You come to bed
That's an order.

No!

General!

I'll have you ensiled!
And arrest you!

As a field marshal, I expect
a little more respect!

B���h!

230 to 200. I have to do sports
otherwise my cycle will collapse.

You now have that from the whole
Excitement.

Knock Knock. - Come in!
- Do you want to speak to me?

Please take a seat.
- Thank you.

I'm sure you want to talk about Rommel.
But I am completely innocent.

Suddenly he fell like a wild animal
Over me.

Let's talk about both of us.
They are certainly particularly at risk ...

because they're such a pretty thing.
That attracts men like shit flies.

Will you allow me to do you?
- Of course, you are always so sweet.

Like a lover
- Like my father.

Thank you. I am human and
scientifically interested ...

What does my old woman want here?

If I can't think of something, it's in
two minutes go to hell! - Why?

Don't we want to go down to the beach
and bathe? - But yes!

We'll meet in a half
Hour on the beach of Barletta.

Won't the others mutiny?
- Who's the boss in this house?

Sister Fulgenzia? - Then let
Don't catch you from her.

Ciao!

Is the professor there? - He's here
sometimes there and usually in another place.

He's in the toilet and pushes
one off.

The walls in this hut
are also getting tighter.

In!

I didn't mean to bother you.
- You don't bother at all.

I'm looking for the professor
I'm his wife.

I am delighted!

Peppino de Sardis. Come closer!
- You have an art studio here.

You have to be a great artist.
- Most of the time I am misunderstood.

What are you painting there? - A naked one
Woman, my favorite subject!

I'm just missing a face!

Can I use your face?
- Don't be kidding.

If only I were a little younger.
- You are lovely.

You only have 300 grams too much
Can't you train them off quickly?

Then you fit wonderfully
to the figure.

Make an artist heart
happy!

I have to think about it for a moment.

300 grams less? - Please then
I also save a lot of paint.

Have a seat.

Very relaxed.

To apologize.

You are a little overclad.

Better this way?

Perfect! Breasts like a poem!

Do you know where to change?
- Over there.

Thank you.

Hmm

You cattle! Who allowed you!
- But I have to ...

Who let you out of the cage?
- Give me the wishing rod ...

Why did you bring the two with you?

A little sun can
certainly not hurt.

You may be naive
they always cause trouble.

Give them to me! I find water.
- Over here ...

You puke!
Stop now!

Do not be like that!
- What is he doing here?

I demand order
Discipline and respect!

Either you pull yourself together
or I'll break your head in!

Professor, what are you doing?

My new therapy.
Show you the shovel that calms you down.

You never have an impotent
seen? We're going to get a doctor.

I would have preferred to stay in the clinic
if I had known.

Sun and water are good
for everyone.

Take the helm
and step on the gas! One two!

Go to the bank and play with the others.

But they argue all the time.
- Then let him row.

I am the captain and you
the rower!

I'll strike now and go
back on land.

Ciao!

What are we both doing now?
- Bring me back ashore now.

I have a wish.
And I do it myself.

We're making a child.
- A child?

Best of all, 20 to row
us then across the sea.

I can only say one thing about that.
- Aha? - Ciao!

After we're already at 29
we should also make the 30 full.

Then I'll make it for you too.

Magical weather!
- Yes!

What are you doing in my trap?
- I wanted to lay an egg.

It's not a chicken's nest
but a trap for turtles.

There aren't any here far and wide.
- This is teeming with turtles.

Look honey, that is
a turtle.

I am a professor!

That must be a giant tortoise.

I'll crack her armor.

Help me up so that I can give you a
couple can poke in the face.

I have nothing to do with it.

This is my pitfall.
- Help!

Leave him alone!
- Is that fellow one of them?

I knock you down!
- Chill out!

He doesn't hurt them.
- Then I won't hurt him either.

I give you my pit
You can go back to sleep.

If I catch you here again!

What are you doing here?

We took a nap and that's why
I would like to get to know you better.

Leave these jokes!
- Don't yell at me.

A gentleman stands before you
Child.

I don't get why you
after yesterday ...

the shy virgin again
get out ... give it to me.

That was yesterday.

I just wanted one
Take a personality test.

And why not now?
Am I too old for you?

I don't think so at all
old how you feel.

And you are to me too
physically very attractive.

Why don't you baptize the clinic
around in Villa Paradiso? - There are already.

Our painter comes from
Peppino de Sardis.

His relatives always live
still there.

I think of something.
- Me too.

Really?

I like to paint women.
- You really are a gifted man.

I'm really looking forward,
that you came back.

You are a natural wonder by model.
- You are very hardworking.

When the muse kisses me
then i start.

And always only women
in all situations!

I have something too
other painted.

Two still lifes.
Guess where they're painted on?

Wood? Glass? - no! Underneath
are two classic paintings.

Couldn't you see her anymore?
- There was a saint and a bishop on it.

Do you like them?
- I'll buy it from you.

I don't sell them
I give it to you.

I'll put them over here and after
can you take them with you.

I'd rather go right away
take her away and come back.

First you have to get on my canvas
go to bed already.

I go with all of my models
to bed. - Let me go!

No more nonsense!

What's up now? - Peppino
had a little weakness.

But that really goes too far.
Now this threesome too ...

Go away.

Take care of yours
own women.

If I were bigger, I would
Smear you one.

Punctual to the minute.

Good evening, the elevator is flat
came.

You can drive alone.
- Kiss the hand.

Professor!

God sent them to us.
- What for?

You are a godsend.
- I come every day ...

My wife is sick.
- I'm just a psychiatrist.

Please god send me a doctor
and there you are!

You have to look at you
You are my last hope!

I'm killing myself
- I am not a general practitioner!

I have an appointment.
- Just a couple of minutes.

Finally, come closer!

Come into my arms and love me!
- The professor has to come any minute.

Anyone can do it at any moment
get on! - no!

Some at least wait until
they are in the picture. - Not me!

Playboy!
- You playwoman!

From these drops three times
daily 25 before meals.

What am i guilty of? - Nothing.
- Many thanks.

Nothing to thank for.
- How should I give her these drops?

In the nose! - And how about the pills?
- In the mouth.

And the suppositories? - They can
Put them where they want!

This is no ordinary doctor
this is a god sent!

Veronica! Where are you?
Did you not get the remedy?

Are you in the toilet
Please answer!

Facility manager! Facility manager!

Did my wife leave the house?

Where did you hang around?

I want to sleep, just sleep.
- Did you take your laxative?

Three? Darling it's easy
too much.

He has a life. Eat them
Customer and collects a fat tip.

More quickly!
- The poor horse can't take it.

The poor horse already has that
Participated in the Russian campaign.

He's got the enemy army
Depends many kilometers.

With that I still completely conquer
Europe.

Where are we? We have to
get an exact overview!

Up the hill! Forward!

There!

The troops of the Austrians!
Cavalry forward, bring them down!

Attack! The operator will guide you
to victory!

Don't, Napoleon! Stay here!

They're unarmed!

Let him!

I was powerless.
I ran after him ...

but he was just too fast.
- That was the wrong moment.

If you want to go, fall into the reins.

Our great operator is just now
fell asleep after the third injection.

I also looked after the shepherd.
Luckily it wasn't a sheepdog.

What that costs again!

It can't be that expensive.
At some point we gnaw on the hunger cloth.

We should get shock treatment
perform.

I already react to the word allergic.

We don't have crazy people, we
have only paying care cases.

In case the operator goes crazy again
plays, then we push him off.

We made.
- And if Santarelli interferes ...

then a nice greeting and say it
would be an order - Of course.

The doubts my professional
Qualification as a psychiatrist. - Exactly.

We are already misunderstanding each other
one of us must be insane.

Not me, sure as hell.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire ...

in dance for two!

What a pool of sins!

Forgiveness!

Your Eminence, where are you from?
suddenly?

It's part of my therapy.

It's just lucky that we have the
Have not transferred subsidies.

My admiration.

The millions are gone. Aargh.

Good evening!
Thank you very much.

Rush hour.

Who was that? - The new sister.
- She's on night shift tonight.

I don't know anything about that, I am
just the words.

You can get really crazy here.

Hello.
- Hello.

Do you know ventriloquism? - This works out
You wet dirt.

The professor! - What are you dragging there?
- Where are you going with Napoleon?

Where are you taking him?
- Who is the boss?

- Sister Fulgenzia!
And that's why I camouflaged this one.

A new model.
- A cute face.

Reminds me of my wife.

I'd rather put her down.

Can I model it sometimes?

When I'm done with her.
- First comes the art.

Don't let Fulgenzia give you
catch it and start painting.

I'll be right there and help you.

Good evening, Sister Fulgenzia.

Are you on night duty again?
- I swapped with Grazia.

Is Doctor Santarelli there?
- He's studying at home for his exam.

Hopefully no accident will happen today.
- Impossible.

I have the patient tidy
Sleeping pill put in the water.

They sleep and so do we
our rest.

That pushy Moretti
I'm going tonight

And my wife can differ from that
grubby wine merchants.

I should be heating
but too expensive. I save that.

I’m getting warm enough.

Buaaah!

I found the pictures. Does
I'm sorry to have to interrupt.

You have mother's old paintings
brought along? - For sure.

I had the right nose.
- Our most precious family property!

We have mother's pictures again! - In order to
let's start our Broadway career

Promised is promised.
- Your mother is sure to be happy.

How old is she, 200 years?

It doesn't look that old at all.

You are lying! These pictures belong
a painter named de Sardis.

They were generations in his
Family property.

You are a liar, a cheat!

You mountain goat!

You behave the lady
compared to decent!

Come here!
I'll polish your face!

I'll miss you another one!

Get out of here, the pictures are real!
- Water, I need water.

I surrender. - We have to
pursue them, they fled.

How do you feel? The criminals
flee with the pictures.

You have to pull yourself together!
- What kind of pictures?

Later. Fast.

The breast! The woman has rhythm.
Ualululu!

I'm trapped. This
english dog. Open!

Here is the emperor!

I'll come out and bring you all
before the execution tribunal.

These traitors!

A bright streak on the horizon!
I am the emperor!

The emperor!
- Gustavo! Gustavo!

Gustavo, come here. Do you hear?
There is someone in need.

It's only Napoleon! Who thinks
he would be in exile again.

Do you hear?
- Help me, my faithful!

Go to him already
and calm him down!

The professor said if he did
freaked out, should I have him picked up.

Shut up!

What is the chatter? I am
Artists and I need rest!

The English send you
to get me?

Is my kingdom destroyed?
- Not yet.

But if you keep screaming like this
I'll break your face.

Murderers! - You shit!
- Our watchword!

You are there to bring me into the kingdom
to bring back!

I'm not from everyone
Betray the faithful!

The mosquito!

Where is he? - 2nd floor, room 23.
Should I go up with you?

We'll do it
we are trained for it.

That hits me terribly
the stomach.

I'm getting so excited
Stomach ulcer.

Grazia, Sister Fulgenzia
is already gone!

And now the bra!

My head growls like Peppino's mosquito.

Oh Veronica, will you change my smock?
- Yes, darling.

Tomorrow, I'm Professor Larussa.
- And I Sofia Loren.

I am delighted.
- Me too.

Pull me immediately
the straitjacket off again!

I am Professor Larussa!
You mistake me for Napoleon!

They are already there!
This is Johnny's car.

They want to go to the airport.

We go through customs like this.
Only with wrapping paper on it.

They can't get behind that easily
Guide light. - We will make it.

No movement!
Doctor, get his cannon.

And now the weapon of the
young artist.

Where do you have it?

Can I get intrusive?

Thanks for the hint.

The rest is not without either.

Please be careful.
- I shoot with deliberation.

Grazia, we have to go with the
Start the round.

I have nothing more to do here.
- Do you really want to go?

Working in bars again?
- I guess so.

I like to travel.
It's always fun at first.

I hoped you would stay.
- As a nurse?

I would never leave you out.
- It is strange that you say that.

I was strict from the start
You, but you can believe me ...

It's not your fault.

It's all over, why
because the allegations?

I love you like a madman.
- They also?

Don't confuse me with that
other. - How do I get there?

Got what the others wanted
I saw.

And that's why I'm jealous.
- You really love me? - Yes.

I ... you too.
- Then everything is clear!

No, no, not here.

Not here!
- Where else?

Where are you? - I'm here,
but what if Fulgenzia sees us?

She makes the rounds alone
Napoleon will hold them back long enough.

Kiss me

Will you give me this? - What do you want
You with it? - I'll put it on the well.

It's not made of marble! It's down
black. - I'll paint the white.

Then you have to give me something too.
- That white gorilla there.

I am not a gorilla!

You and Miss Mancini still have yours
Repeat testimony before the judge.

Of course, have a seat.

Is your boss doing better now?
- He's back here now.

But the excitement has a serious one
Shock triggered. - He'll get well again?

The disease relapsed in him
thrown into infantility.

Doesn't the bull look like
an Arab child?

This is Prince Eugenio,
the offspring of Giuseppina.

As soon as he is of legal age we will
to crown him King of Italy.

Get away, you bad guy.
- You wood nose!

Bite me! Cha cha cha!
Bite me! Cha cha cha!