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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
we return you
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to America's leading sex therapist
on radio,
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Florence Nightingale.
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That was a great tape
sent in by a listener,
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an authentic recording
of her first anal experience
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when she accidentally mixed up
the K-Y with the Bengay.
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Who's next?
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I have a problem and I'm sick about it.
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Well, Florence Nightingale
makes sick people feel better.
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I've got to give some head right away.
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- Right away?
- Yes.
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Why?
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I have a lunch date
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and if I don't give some head right away,
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before I reach the table,
I know I'm going to overeat.
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Ah, yes, the modified Scarsdale.
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Anybody out there
in a hurry for some head?
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Stay tuned
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while our Guest Number 8
has a light late morning snack
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to the rhythms of a hustle.
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There she goes.
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[moaning]
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Right on.
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That's beautiful.
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[smooth jazz music]
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[moaning]
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You are listening to Florence Nightingale,
radio's leading sex therapist.
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[smooth jazz music]
[moaning]
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[moaning]
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[moaning]
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[moaning]
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[moaning]
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[moaning]
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[whimsical orchestral music]
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[whimsical orchestral music]
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See you later, honey.
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I thought this was going to be
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the most difficult letter
I would ever have to write,
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but the Wall Street Journal
in my face this morning
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suddenly made it one of the easiest.
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This is the day on which
I'm going to finally belong to myself,
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the day when I won't have to say
when you come home, "Hello, pumpkin,"
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and then kiss you all over.
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You know I don't like saying,
"Hello, pumpkin" anymore.
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It sticks in my throat,
like so many things these days.
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I used to like to say it, but not anymore.
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Want to know what I'm going to do?
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Well, to begin with,
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I'm going out without any panties on
for the first time in my life,
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and at 10 o'clock, my day truly begins.
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I have an appointment
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for an intimate interlude
with, would you believe it, another woman.
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I answered an ad
in one of those newspapers,
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the kind where the ink always smudges.
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I will have one hour, from 10:00 to 11 :00,
to be with her.
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Did you ever suspect
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what evil thoughts lurked
in the hearts of housewives?
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I don't really know
if I can pull this off,
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but I'm going to try.
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I don't know if you'll understand,
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but I hope so.
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I want to feel free.
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Can't say when and if I'll be home.
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Don't wait up.
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Signed, me.
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[dramatic music]
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[moaning]
[swooning orchestral music]
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[moaning]
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[dramatic music]
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Honey,
what time are you coming home tonight?
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Early.
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When I do,
I'm going to bring you something special.
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Bye-bye.
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- See you later.
[laughing]
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[soaring orchestral music]
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[phone ringing]
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I made the appointment for 1O o'clock.
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Oh, yes.
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Now, what can I do for you?
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You're married?
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Yes.
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You're bored?
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Yes.
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Feel you haven't tasted life?
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I want to be free.
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You are free.
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Haven't you ever heard of Abraham Lincoln?
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Relax.
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I want to have an experience
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with someone of the same sex.
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You seem too nervous.
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That's because I am.
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Go put your things over there.
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Relax.
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[chuckling]
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My astrologer was right.
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She was?
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Yes.
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She said I'd get turned on
by the first person I met today.
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I excite you?
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Yes.
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I think it's your hair.
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Now you're getting me all nervous.
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Really?
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You're nervous?
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Very nervous.
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[moaning]
[moody music]
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[moaning]
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[beeping]
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It's time
for the Florence Nightingale Show.
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- Cream of the Crop.
- Cream of the Crop?
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We now return you to
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-the Florence Nightingale Show.
- Yes.
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- Hey, listen, you're still very tense.
- Now we will --
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Why don't you go see Florence Nightingale?
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She might be able to help you.
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I bet she could be just the one for you.
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You can tell her Betty sent you.
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Don't be discouraged.
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When can I see you again?
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Tonight?
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No, not tonight.
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My boyfriend is coming back tonight.
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He has first refusal rights
after six o'clock.
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[dramatic music]
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[phone ringing]
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Florence Nightingale.
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What?
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How do I know so much about crabs?
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I learned about them from scratch.
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Number 9.
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Now, what can I do for you?
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Ms. Nightingale,
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ever since I heard your voice,
I've wanted to fuck you in the ass.
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Sure, baby.
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How can I refuse a smooth talker like you?
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Yes, do it.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Florence Nightingale
will now be well-reared by Guest Number 9.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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- Oh, yes.
- Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Ahh.
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- Ahh.
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Ooh.
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Oh, I'm getting fucked in the ass.
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[applause]
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Hi.
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[moaning]
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[applause]
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[moaning]
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[moaning]
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[applause]
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[moaning]
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[applause]
[moaning]
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I think he's cumming.
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[moaning]
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Yes, he is.
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[moaning]
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[applause]
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Well, that not only feels good,
but it helps you sit up straight.
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-[applause]
- Now, I'm going to play a tape for you
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from a listener
who had a celebration dinner
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when she became a slave,
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first class, with six merit badges.
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This is her tape,
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as she reads with a gag in her mouth,
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and the gag has been soaked
in Dr. Pepper Diet Soda.
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That's going a little too far.
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Whatever you're doing now,
take a break from the day's tensions.
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Sit down and relax.
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The Punishment of a Naughty Girl.
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[moaning]
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Yes.
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[moaning]
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God, yes.
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[moaning]
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Oh, God, yes.
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[moaning]
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And now, we continue
with the Florence Nightingale Show,
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the most exciting sex therapy show
on the air.
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Number 10.
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What can I do for you?
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I'd like a blow job and a fuck.
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Don't say blow job.
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Why not?
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Makes it sound too much like work.
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Anyway, listeners, I've had
this itch in my throat all morning
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and it just won't go away.
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[laughing]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Florence Nightingale will scratch
an annoying itch.
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[moody music]
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Hmm, it's delicious.
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[laughing]
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I can't wait to get you home,
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I'm going to kick the shit out of you.
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Hmm.
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I'm going to take hot needles
and stick them up under your skin.
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Ooh.
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[moaning]
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Then, I'm going to take cigarette butts
and burn you with them.
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Ooh.
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[moody music]
[moaning]
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[moody music]
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You're really into this.
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They don't call me
the Swallow of Capistrano for nothing.
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I'll bite you so hard,
your nipples are going to scream.
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Ah.
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[moaning]
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Oh, I'm going crazy.
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Relief is but a swallow away.
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[laughter]
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[moaning]
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[applause]
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[moody music]
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[applause]
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Let me kiss you
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and stick my tongue in your mouth.
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What are you, some sort of perverted jerk?
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What do you think I am?
Just a sex object?
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Jesus Christ.
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Number 19.
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We now have a regular guest back with us
to relate a story
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that proves the old adage,
"lt's all in one's mind."
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I have a really fascinating story to tell.
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We're all ears.
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Well, it was a beautiful, sunny day,
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and these two joggers are jogging along,
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and they came along
with these two bicyclists.
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Well,
you won't believe what happened then.
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[moody music]
[moaning]
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[moody music]
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You might say
they lived happily ever after.
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[laughter]
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I just love stories with happy endings.
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Number 25.
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Is anyone here holding number 25?
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If you are, please raise your hand.
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[laughter]
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I have a problem.
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Not anymore you don't.
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I went to see Betty.
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Oh, yes. [indistinct]
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Well, that didn't work out too well,
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although I tried.
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I really did.
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She said I was too nervous and tense,
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and that perhaps, to be really free,
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I should come and see you.
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And well, here I am.
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Perhaps I made a mistake.
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Why don't I just go?
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No, don't go, it wouldn't be kosher.
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Folks, here's an example
of an unendangered species,
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the housewife with an urge for adventure,
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an urge that usually starts to fade
as the sun goes down.
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Do you want to know
if you're really serious?
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Try to go to a public bar
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and fuck the first guy
that comes on to you.
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You think you could do that?
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[applause]
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[dramatic music]
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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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Hi, baby.
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I'd like you to come over
and suck my cock.
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I can't hear you.
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I said, "Come over and suck my cock."
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What did you say?
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I said, "Come over and suck my cock."
274
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,280
Can you talk louder?
275
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:44,910
Come over and suck my cock.
276
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,910
Say that again, I can't hear you.
277
00:41:47,290 --> 00:41:49,160
Come over and suck my cock.
278
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:50,500
I can't hear you.
279
00:41:51,330 --> 00:41:53,790
This is the operator and I can
hear him perfectly.
280
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:56,550
Well, then, you go over and suck his cock.
281
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,880
Hmm.
282
00:41:59,010 --> 00:42:05,930
[indistinct chatter]
283
00:42:13,730 --> 00:42:20,650
[funky music]
[indistinct chatter]
284
00:42:32,170 --> 00:42:39,090
[indistinct chatter]
285
00:42:55,650 --> 00:42:56,480
What will it be?
286
00:42:56,810 --> 00:42:57,860
I'll have a rum and Coke.
287
00:42:58,940 --> 00:42:59,860
You got it.
288
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:19,960
[indistinct chatter]
289
00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:32,930
[indistinct chatter]
290
00:44:58,390 --> 00:45:05,320
[moaning]
[funky music]
291
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:08,450
[moaning]
292
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:25,000
[funky music]
293
00:45:52,030 --> 00:45:58,960
[moaning]
294
00:46:03,170 --> 00:46:10,090
[moaning]
295
00:47:02,730 --> 00:47:09,650
[moaning]
296
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:22,620
[moaning]
297
00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:15,420
[moaning]
298
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:35,820
[moaning]
299
00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:51,500
[moaning]
300
00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:10,900
[moaning]
301
00:49:11,690 --> 00:49:18,610
[moaning]
302
00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:37,840
[indistinct chatter]
[moody music]
303
00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:40,430
[moaning]
304
00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:54,060
[moaning]
305
00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:34,150
[moaning]
306
00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:42,570
[moaning]
307
00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:49,750
[moaning]
308
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:58,880
[moaning]
309
00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:20,900
[moaning]
310
00:51:26,030 --> 00:51:32,960
[moaning]
311
00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:13,700
[moaning]
312
00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:29,390
[moaning]
313
00:52:31,470 --> 00:52:38,400
[moaning]
[moody music]
314
00:52:54,790 --> 00:53:01,710
[moaning]
315
00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:19,100
[moaning]
316
00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:27,900
[moaning]
317
00:53:38,210 --> 00:53:45,130
[moaning]
318
00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:33,340
Hey, guys --
319
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:43,440
[funky, upbeat music]
320
00:54:49,530 --> 00:54:56,450
[indistinct chatter]
321
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:19,930
[dramatic music]
322
00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:27,390
[phone ringing]
323
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:55,090
[dramatic music]
324
00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:33,290
[moaning]
325
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:38,120
[moaning]
326
01:02:24,150 --> 01:02:31,070
[moody music]
327
01:02:43,210 --> 01:02:50,090
[moaning]
328
01:04:53,340 --> 01:04:54,260
Ah.
329
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:04,160
[moaning]
330
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:23,010
[moaning]
331
01:10:02,690 --> 01:10:09,610
[moaning]
332
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:47,400
[moaning]
333
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:10,970
[music]
334
01:11:14,050 --> 01:11:15,640
You're something real special.
335
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,810
I'd like to take you home
to meet my old lady.
336
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:23,520
All right.
337
01:11:25,230 --> 01:11:32,150
[moody music]
338
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,010
[giggling]
339
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,370
Well, hello again.
340
01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:21,200
I told you
I'd bring you something special, didn't I?
341
01:12:21,990 --> 01:12:22,910
That she is.
342
01:12:25,290 --> 01:12:26,830
How are you, babe?
I'm good.
343
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:28,830
I missed you.
344
01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:30,550
[laughing]
- I missed you, too.
345
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:32,800
[laughing]
346
01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:34,920
Hey, come on and join us.
Will you?
347
01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:36,090
- Come on.
[laughing]
348
01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:54,900
Come on, pumpkin.
349
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:56,240
[phone ringing]
350
01:12:56,570 --> 01:12:58,910
Hey, don't just stand there, come on.
Come on down.
351
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,580
Come on,
and you said you want the new experience.
352
01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:03,370
Hey, here's an experience for you.
353
01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:05,080
Hey, come on.
354
01:13:05,410 --> 01:13:06,910
What's the matter?
Come on down.
355
01:13:07,290 --> 01:13:10,250
[phone ringing]
[indistinct chatter]
356
01:13:10,590 --> 01:13:11,420
[laughing]
357
01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:14,670
Come on.
Come on.
358
01:13:15,170 --> 01:13:18,260
[laughing]
359
01:13:19,340 --> 01:13:21,260
[phone ringing]
[indistinct chatter]
360
01:13:22,350 --> 01:13:24,220
[laughing]
361
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:39,450
[indistinct chatter]
362
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:43,200
Hey, come on and join us.
363
01:13:43,530 --> 01:13:44,370
Come on, dolly.
364
01:13:44,790 --> 01:13:45,700
Let's have some fun.
365
01:13:46,830 --> 01:13:47,710
Oh, yes.
366
01:13:48,370 --> 01:13:49,290
Oh.
367
01:13:51,630 --> 01:13:53,630
- Hey, where are you going?
368
01:13:56,130 --> 01:13:57,380
What the hell got into her?
369
01:14:04,510 --> 01:14:05,430
Taxi .
370
01:14:22,450 --> 01:14:23,370
Honey.
371
01:14:25,830 --> 01:14:26,740
Honey.
372
01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:43,220
On the left side.
On the left, please.
373
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,440
Honey.
374
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:56,440
Honey, are you home yet?
375
01:15:46,910 --> 01:15:47,830
Hello, pumpkin.
376
01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:20,690
[moaning]
377
01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:26,670
[moaning]
[moody music]
378
01:19:26,130 --> 01:19:33,050
[moaning]
[moody music]
379
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:12,050
[moaning]
380
01:22:16,260 --> 01:22:23,180
[moaning]
381
01:24:42,030 --> 01:24:44,400
Oh, honey, what was in that note?
382
01:24:45,450 --> 01:24:47,360
Nothing.
Just a shopping list.
383
01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:48,620
Oh.
384
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:51,080
Did you buy anything?
385
01:24:51,870 --> 01:24:52,790
No, nothing.
386
01:24:53,410 --> 01:24:56,080
Tried some things but they didn't fit.
387
01:24:57,370 --> 01:24:58,290
Oh.
388
01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:06,970
[upbeat orchestral music]
389
01:25:41,710 --> 01:25:42,540
Hello,
390
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:46,510
this is Florence Nightingale,
on one of my newest therapy tapes.
391
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:50,050
Tonight, after we practice
our self-abuse exercises,
392
01:25:50,470 --> 01:25:52,640
we're going to listen
to one of our favorites,
393
01:25:53,010 --> 01:25:57,560
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir,
singing Battle Hymn of the Republic.
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