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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
I LOVE YOU
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WELCOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUD.
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THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
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THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN.
WELL GUYS, EVERYONE IS TALKING
ABOUT THIS, ONE OF THE BIGGEST
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IS ESSENTIALLY A
TAYLOR SWIFT-BASED ECONOMY
[ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS
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BUT THEATERS ARE ENCOURAGING
EVERYONE WHO GOES TO THE MOVIE
TO SING, DANCE, AND TAKE
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SELFIES.
IT'S A REAL EXPERIENCE
THE MOVIE'S SO POPULAR, THEY'RE
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ERAS TOUR: THE MOVIE: THE
TOUR."
[ LAUGHTER ]
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LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS WAS
JUST HIT WITH TEN MORE CRIMINAL
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SANTOS
IN HIS DEFENSE, HIS LAWYER JUST
POSTED THE KEVIN JAMES MEME.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE NEWS FROM
WASHINGTON -
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PERFECT COMBINATION OF
'STAR WARS' AND ALEXA.
THE REAL ONE SAYS, "I ASKED
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ALEXA FOR THE WEATHER AND SHE
STARTED CHOKING ME."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
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NEXT UP, HERE'S A FULL-BODY
PILLOW
YEAH, THE FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "SO
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BIG AND COMFORTABLE.
THE REAL ONE SAYS, "IF YOU
COVER IT IN ONE OF SUSAN'S
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DRESSES, IT'S LIKE SHE NEVER
LEFT YOU FOR DUSTIN.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
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ACTUALLY, 'CAUSE IT'S
BIRKENSTOCK, THEY DIDN'T RING
THE OPENING BELL, THEY JUST
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DRUMMED THE OPENING BONGO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL GET THIS, THE PRIZE FOR
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TONIGHT'S POWERBALL DRAWING IS
OVER $1.7 BILLION --
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
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BOOM
[ AUDIENCE AWs ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
HEY, GUYS, I SAW THAT TO AVOID
REPEATING LAST YEAR'S HOLIDAY
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TRAVEL MELTDOWN, SOUTHWEST
AIRLINES IS STEPPING UP THEIR
PREPARATION FOR THE WINTER NOW
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YEP, THEY'RE VERY PREPARED
THEY'VE ALREADY HAD 300 TEXTS
DRAFTED THAT SAY "YOUR FLIGHT
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AGAIN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "GOOD NEWS,
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BAD NEWS."
FIRST UP, THE GOOD NEWS.
"TAYLOR SWIFT: THE ERAS TOUR"
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HIT THEATERS THIS WEEKEND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BAD NEWS IS LAUREN BOEBERT AND
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HER DATE RESERVED THE SEATS
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
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YEAH
THE GOOD NEWS IS BIDEN IS
TRYING TO BAN HIDDEN JUNK FEES
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THE BAD NEWS IS YOU GOT FIRED
FOR GOOGLING "HIDDEN JUNK" ON
YOUR WORK COMPUTER
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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS, ALASKA
AIRLINES IS MAKING ITS OWN
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CUSTOM BLEND COFFEE.
THE BAD NEWS, SPIRIT AIRLINES
IS CONTINUING TO BOOTLEG ITS
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OWN MOONSHINE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
GOOD NEWS IS, CHIP AND
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JOANNA GAINES ARE LAUNCHING
A PODCAST.
BAD NEWS IS IF YOU TAKE A DRINK
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EVERY TIME THEY SAY 'SHIPLAP,"
YOU'LL BLACK OUT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
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UP NEXT, SOME GOOD NEWS.
CALIFORNIA HAS BANNED A TYPE OF
ARTIFICIAL RED DYE IN FOOD
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[ SCATTERED CHEERS ]
YEP.
BAD NEWS IS THE KOOL-AID MAN
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WAS JUST LIKE, "OH, NO!"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THE GOOD NEWS IS, PANDA EXPRESS
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IS NOW OFFERING DESSERT.
>> Steve: OH
[ SCATTERED CHEERS ]
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>> Jimmy: THE BAD NEWS IS
PANDA EXPRESS IS NOW OFFERING
DESSERT.
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THAT MIGHT BE BETTER
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, YEAH.
THE BAD NEWS IS, PARIS IS
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REELING FROM A BED BUG
INFESTATION.
[ AUDIENCE EWs ]
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THE GOOD NEWS IS, PIXAR IS
MAKING A MOVIE WHERE A FRENCH
BED BUG RUNS A HOTEL
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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"WELCOME TO --
NEXT, THE BAD NEWS, THE NEW
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COOKIE DOUGH IS BEING RECALLED
FOR CONTAINING AN UNDECLARED
ALLERGEN
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TRUMP AND BIDEN APPEAR TO BE
HEADING FOR A REMATCH IN 2024.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
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THE GOOD NEWS IS, THE LOSER
GETS TO STAR IN THE NEXT SEASON
OF "THE GOLDEN BACHELOR.
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I'D WATCH THAT
AND FINALLY, EVERYONE'S STILL
TALKING ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT AND
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UNITED TWO GROUPS THAT DON'T
NORMALLY HANG OUT --
TAYLOR SWIFT FANS AND NFL FANS
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WELL, WE WANTED TO TEST THEIR
KNOWLEDGE OF EACH OTHER.
SO, WE WENT DOWN TO 30 ROCK
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>> WHAT TEAM DOES TRAVIS KELCE
PLAY FOR
>> KENTUCKY CHIEFS
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[ BUZZER ]
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> WHO IS THE QUARTERBACK ON
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TRAVIS'S TEAM?
>> JONATHAN MORRIS
[ BUZZER ]
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"CRUEL --"
>> "-- INTENTIONS.
[ BUZZER ]
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>> "CRUEL --
>> "-- INTENTIONS.
[ BUZZER ]
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>> CAN YOU SING THE SONG, "YOU
NEED TO CALM DOWN"
* YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN *
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[ BUZZER ]
* DOWN DOWN *
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ BUZZER ]
>> DOWN, DOWN.
[ BUZZER ]
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[ BUZZER ]
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> Jimmy: WHAT
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY, FOR
PLAYING.
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YOU -- WE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH
WE GAVE JIMMY ALL OF OUR WIVES'
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PHONE NUMBERS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I GO -
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>> WHICH, NEVER DO, IF A DUDE'S
LIKE, "HEY, I WANT ALL YOUR
WIVES' NUMBERS!"
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WE'RE LIKE, "HEY, OKAY."
LIKE, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF
GIVING AWAY YOUR SOCIAL
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SECURITY NUMBER.
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS
ONE OF MY CO-HOSTS ON THE
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AIRS WEEK NIGHTS ON NBC, RIGHT
AFTER "THE TONIGHT SHOW," AND
ALSO AVAILABLE ON PEACOCK.
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SEEING -- TALKING TO ME EVERY
DAY?
>> I DO.
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WE WEIRDLY -- WE OVERLAPPED FOR
TWO YEARS ON "SNL.
WE WEIRDLY SPENT MORE TIME
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WE SPENT LIKE 15 HOURS TOGETHER
TALKING.
>> IT WAS -- YEAH.
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I THINK THE VERY FACT THAT WE
HAD TO MAKE THIS PODCAST, AND
IT FORCED US ALL TO TALK ABOUT
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE.
THANK YOU, BUDDY
IT WAS US.
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OTHER PEOPLE WERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
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>> JUST YOU AND ME AND THREE
GUYS
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THEY ARE
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IT COULD BE THREE NOBODIES.
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KIND OF GOT TO KNOW WHAT WE
WERE DOING, THOUGH, BY THE END
>> YEAH.
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YOU HOSTED THE FIFTH EPISODE
>> Jimmy: WE ALL HAD TO HOST AN
EPISODE.
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WE GAVE JIMMY ALL OF OUR WIVES'
PHONE NUMBERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, I GO
>> WHICH, NEVER DO, IF A DUDE
IS LIKE, "HEY, I WANT ALL YOUR
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WIVES' NUMBERS."
WE'RE LIKE, "OH, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I HAVE EVERYONE'S
WIVES' NUMBERS
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VERY HAPPILY MARRIED MEN
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND WE HAVE FAMILIES
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I GO, "THAT COULD BE A FUN
EPISODE.
>> YEAH.
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
BUT IT WAS -- IT ENDED UP BEING
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SOMETHING BETTER
>> Jimmy: DUDE, JOHN OLIVER WAS
LAUGHING SO HARD, I THINK HE,
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LIKE, BROKE A RIB OR SOMETHING
>> IT WAS -- JOHN OLIVER, YOU
KNOW, OF ALL OF US, MAY BE THE
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MOST CAPABLE OF STOICISM,
LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE WAY YOU
PHRASED THE QUESTIONS THAT HE
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KEPT FALLING OUT OF ZOOM BOX
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE WAS FALLING DOWN.
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DID YOU FIRST FALL IN LOVE OR
WHATEVER
>> YEP
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>> Jimmy: SO, I JUST WROTE THEM
IN A TEXT.
AND I JUST SENT THEM TEXTS
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WITH, NOT EVEN REALLY
QUESTIONS.
YOU USED A LOT OF PRONOUNS
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LOOSELY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO, THEY DIDN'T KNOW
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IF YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU
OR THEM.
>> THEM.
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YEAH
THE BEST ONE -- IN THE FIRST
EPISODE YOU -- 'CAUSE YOU JUST
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FOR EACH OTHER?"
>> Jimmy: SO, YOU -- SO, YOU
WERE LIKE, "I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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IT'S BABE.
>> YEAH.
I THOUGHT OUR PET NAME FOR EACH
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OTHER IS BABE.
I EXPLAINED IT, TOLD A LONG
STORY.
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>> Jimmy: AND I SAID, "I THINK
YOUR WIFE MISUNDERSTOOD THE
QUESTION
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[ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE SHE -- I THINK SHE GAVE
US YOUR ACTUAL PET NAME -- YOUR
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PET'S NAME."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SHE TEXTED JIMMY "FRISBEE,"
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WHICH IS OUR PET'S NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THE FUNNY PART ABOUT THAT,
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IS THAT WOULD BE THE DUMBEST
QUESTION ON THE NEWLYWED GAME.
LIKE, IMAGINE IF YOU COULDN'T
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MATCH WITH YOUR SPOUSE WHAT THE
NAME OF YOUR PET IS.
>> Jimmy: YOUR PET IS.
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YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> LIKE, THAT'S NOT EVEN, LIKE,
YOU DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER.
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>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LIKE, "WHO'S THE
PRESIDENT?
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>> WHO IS, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND "WHAT YEAR IS
IT?"
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>> ALSO, MY WIFE WAS -- LET'S
BE HONEST, MY WIFE TOOK THIS AS
AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO BITS.
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MORNING PERSON
THEN WHERE YOU PROPOSED.
THE FIFTH ONE I ASKED, I SAID,
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"BIG SPOON OR LITTLE SPOON."
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I JUST THOUGHT IT
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WOULD BE FUNNY 'CAUSE --
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THAT WOULD BE
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HILARIOUS.
>> AND MY WIFE'S ANSWER IS NOT
A FUNNY ANSWER
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LOOK WHAT SHE WROTE.
>> Jimmy: KNIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> WHEN I GO MISSING, JIMMY, GO
TO THAT -- SEND THE POLICE TO
MY APARTMENT
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>> THOSE WERE HER, THE ONES
WHERE SHE -- THE FOCUS WAS ON
HER WERE HER TWO FAVORITES, AND
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A "LATE NIGHT WITH
JIMMY FALLON" T-SHIRT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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>> FROM WHEN HE HAD MY SHOW.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR
SHOW
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I HAD MY SHOW.
>> I HAVE YOUR SHOW NOW.
LOOK, SHE'S MY WIFE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
>> Jimmy: I HAVE HER CELL PHONE
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WANT TO COME OFF AS COMPLAINY
ON THE PODCAST
BUT HERE'S THE THING, JIMMY AND
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SMALL --
JUDGING BY THE CROWD, I DON'T
KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO -- IF
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THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
>> OR THEY ALL NEED GLASSES.
I DON'T --
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>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT SEEMS LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: OR MAYBE IN THE
MIDDLE
WHAT IS THIS THING
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>> BASED ON -- OH, THIS IS --
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS THE
TAG.
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IT'S GONNA SAY "'LATE NIGHT
WITH SETH MEYERS' SHIRT WRITTEN
BY JIMMY FALLON.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT COUNTS AS YOUR
MERCH?
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>> WE WANT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT.
AND BASED ON THE AUDIENCE
REACTION, NBC SAYS THEY'RE
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>> AND IF THEY SELL -- IF THOSE
TWO SELL -
>> Jimmy: IF THOSE TWO SELL,
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WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN
>> WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA
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BACK, EVERYBODY.
"A CLOSER LOOK" T-SHIRT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
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PODCAST.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: I -- I LOVE THIS
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ONE -- WITH YOUR BROTHER JOSH.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: WHO I LOVE, BY THE
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WAY.
GIVE HIM MY BEST
>> I WILL.
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HE USED TO DO STUFF WITH YOU ON
THE SHOW -- ON "LATE NIGHT."
>> Jimmy: ALL THE TIME, YES.
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>> AND, YEAH, IT'S CALLED
"FAMILY TRIPS WITH THE MEYERS
BROTHERS."
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>> Jimmy: I'M SO IN.
I CAN'T WAIT
>> WE'RE PODCAST BROS NOW.
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YOU GOT TO
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE TO DO IT
>> WE'RE PODCAST BROS.
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I ALREADY GOT MY TRIP PLANNED
OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> I KNOW.
IT'S -
>> Jimmy: KIMMEL IS LIKE -- IS
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LIKE, "IF YOU'RE DOING THIS
PODCAST, ORDER THIS MIXER,
THESE HEADPHONES, I GOT THIS
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US LIKE AMAZON LINKS
>> I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT -- I
ALMOST FORGOT, THE BEST THING
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>> AND YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BRING
HIM ON THE PODCAST
>> Jimmy: NAH.
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WHAT IS HE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
"PINOCCHIO?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
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COME ON.
HE'S NOT IN THE NEW ONE.
SO, I WENT TO THIS ROOM.
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AND I WENT TO THIS ROOM, AND
THERE WAS NO AIR CONDITIONING.
I WAS JUST SHOVED IN, SO I
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COULD GET OUT OF EVERYONE'S
WAY.
AND IT WAS SO HOT.
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SO, I TEXTED EVERYONE, "HEY,
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE,
MAN.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, WRAP IT UP
LET'S GO, MAN.
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AND THEN -
>> COLBERT IMMEDIATELY WAS
LIKE, "HEY, I JUST GOT A TEXT
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FROM JIMMY."
[ LAUGHTER ]
"HE'S GOT TO GO.
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THAT'S MY HOME STATE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> IT'S A FUNDRAISER FOR A
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A COUPLE OF GREAT
ORGANIZATIONS.
GRANITE STATE CHILDREN'S
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ALLIANCE AND C.A.S.A
AND SO, IF YOU LIVE IN THE
GRANITE STATE, COME CHECK IT
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE
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YEAH
>> WE'RE GOING TO DEBATE IT
RIGHT HERE
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YOU STARTED WITH SNEAKERS?
>> I WAS ALWAYS INTO SNEAKERS,
AND THEN MY FIRST JOB, 16, WAS
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YOU'RE HIRED
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO
YEAH, THAT -- AND YOU DID THAT
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>> I DID THAT CORRECTLY.
I DID THAT CORRECTLY
BUT IT WAS AWESOME, BECAUSE,
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LIKE, I WORKED WITH, LIKE, ALL
MY TRACK TEAM.
IT WAS LIKE MY FIRST JOB, AND
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SO -
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY GOT
DEDICATED.
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE SOME SNEAKERS
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HERE
WHAT -- EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT
ARE -- WHAT ARE THESE?
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>> SO WE HAD HIM ON THE SHOW
IT WAS THE SECOND TIME WE HAD
HIM ON THE SHOW.
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THE FIRST TIME WE HAD HIM WAS
2015, I THINK.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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IT SHOWED UP TO THE COMPLEX
OFFICE ONCE.
AND SUPER RARE PAIR.
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I, LIKE, CHECKED IN OUR SIZES.
I KNOW YOUR SIZE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
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THEM AND BEAT THEM UP, THE
COLORS WOULD CHANGE, 'CAUSE
THERE'S DIFFERENT LAYERS OF
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COLOR.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> LOOK AT IT.
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>> Jimmy: SO THIS IS MY
SNEAKER.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
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TO BE REALLY HONEST, YOU --
WHAT -- YOU HAD TO -
[ APPLAUSE ]
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YEAH, YOU REALLY HAVE TO --
THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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WOULD NOT WANT TO BEAT THOSE
UP, THEY'RE VERY EXPENSIVE
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING TO SAY
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OF THE YEAR PANEL.
IT'S A VERY HEATED DEBATE.
DJ CLARK KENT IS ONE OF THE
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PANELISTS WHO -- QUEST AGAIN,
QUEST, YOU KNOW DJ CLARK -- ONE
OF THE BIGGEST SNEAKER
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[ CHEERS ]
AND IT'S A -- IT'S A
A SKATEBOARDING SNEAKER, COLLAB
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WITH NIKE SB
SKATEBOARDERS FOR NIKE TESTED
IT FOR LIKE TWO YEARS, WEAR
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TESTED IT.
AND IT WENT KINDA FROM THE
BASKETBALL COURT BACK -- OKAY.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I SAID WHAT I HAD TO SAY
>> THAT'S THE FRONTRUNNER.
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THAT'S THE FRONTRUNNER
>> Jimmy: OH, IT IS THE
FRONTRUNNER?
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>> YEAH, SO YOU'RE RIGHT ON
TREND.
>> Jimmy: OH, WAIT, BUT IT
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BEFORE WE GO, WHEN I
INTERVIEWED YOU ON MY SHOW, WE
TALKED ABOUT THE AIR MAX 95.
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I THINK YOU WORE IT TO LIKE THE
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS IN 2004
ADN -- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE BACK TO
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>> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS HIT,
"I WISH YOU CHEATED," GIVE IT
UP FOR ALEXANDER STEWART
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UP FOR ALEXANDER STEWART
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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YOU MADE THI
SO DAMN HARD FOR ME *
* YOU AND YOU
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DAMN HONESTY
IT GOT ME THINKING *
* I WIS
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YOU WOULD'VE CHEATED
AND SMASHED MY HEART
TO PIECES *
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* AH-AH-AH *
WISH YOU DID
SOMETHING WRONG *
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* AH-AH-A
BUT YOU DID NOTHING WRONG *
* I KNOW IT'S MESSED UP
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KINDA BAD *
* BUT I WISH WE DIDN'T TALK
AND YOU JUST LEF
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AND SMASHED MY HEART
TO PIECES *
* I WISH I HAD A REASON
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00:38:58,071 --> 00:39:04,244
THAT YOU WOULD RUI
MY WHOLE LIFE *
* OHH
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'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST
I HAD *
* AND I KEEP RUNNING BACK
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LIKE A DAMN FOOL
TRYNA CHANGE YOUR MIND *
* YOU WERE ALL MINE
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON!
ALEXANDER STEWART!
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"I WISH YOU CHEATED" IS OUT
NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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*
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
SETH MEYERS, JOE LA PUMA,
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ALEXANDER STEWART ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
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