All language subtitles for The Mindy Project s03e07 We Need To Talk About Annette.eng

Oh. Oh, no!

How can you know
what's going on in the movie

with your eyes covered?

It's too scary, Danny.

Just describe it to me.

Okay, the lights are flickering,

faceless kids are coming
through the mirror right now.

- What?
- It's all going to hell.

Danny, stop describing
it so well,

it's worse
than just watching it.

Wait a minute... Isn't this
movie still in the theaters?

Mm-hmm. I stole it
from the Internet.

You stole it?

Yeah, that's how I get
all my music and movies.

I go to this really cool site.

It's called
videodump.alqaeda.biz.

You steal music too?

Of course, Danny.

Don't you support the artist?

What about the a&r guy
who took a chance on 'em

with the label brass?

Don't you think of him?
No.

That's against the law.

It's not against the law
if everybody does it.

It's like how I pretend
to be in the armed forces

so I can board a plane early.

I never break the law, okay?

We go dancing, I make sure

the club has a valid
cabaret license.

[Ding]

Oh, look!

The final hunger games
downloaded.

I'm gonna be so sad
when those are over

and I can't steal them anymore.

[Alarm blaring]
(Danny) Wait a minute.

What's going on here?
[Tapping keys]

You... you clicked a virus.

This is a run-of-the-mill
computer-destroying virus.

All you need to do
is get a whole new computer

and then tell the FBI
that yours was stolen.

[Ding ding] Oh, my God,
the camera turned on!

- Aah!
- Aah!

Get out of my house!

[Clatters]

[Upbeat music]

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ma, tell Mindy
about that water aerobics class

you signed up for.

Danny, you keep calling
it "water aerobics."

That's just so uncool.

It's called "synchronized
seniors aqua disco."

I'm not signing up for that.

I don't wanna get too muscular.

I have a dancer's body.

Annette, do you have
a bathing suit?

I could lend you a bikini,
but I only have bottoms

'cause I like to go
au naturel...

Okay, we got it.
We got it.

No, I'm gonna wear
Richie's soccer shorts

and my Garfield t-shirt.

Danny's worried
I'll get ogled at.

The instructor's Cuban.
It's cultural.

A baggy t-shirt and shorts?

If you wear that to the pool,

you're gonna get
straight up bullied.

Oh, come on.
Who's gonna bully her?

Look at this sweet face.

I would.

Okay, I'm taking
you shopping on monday.

We're getting you
a new swimsuit.

Wow, my two favorite girls
going shopping together?

I love it.

We're finally gonna get some
one-on-one time, Mindy.

Just you and me.

I'm gonna tell you
all the things

I walked in on Danny doing
over the years.

Masturbating?

Okay.

Oh, God, dot.
What?

Come on, dot.
That's gross, all right?

(Peter) Well,
we had a night of crazy sex,

and now it's time
for the punishment.

So where are we going to brunch?

Actually, I hate brunch.

But if you're like,
the first brunch guy

in the history of the
world, we can go get some.

Shut up.

I just thought, you know,

we should do
what you wanna do today

so you wanna go to spin class,

or you want me to meet
your friend's new baby?

[Laughs] Who is this
monster you're describing?

I'm not one of those sample
sale, mani-pedi princesses.

I just wanna chill out
and have fun.

You like, mastered life.

I know.

I'm like the Matthew McConaughey
of the romance novel world.

So on your ideal sunday,
what would you do?

I would drink a bunch
of hard lemmys

and make outlandish
football bets.

Wait.
Wait, I'm sorry.

Did I say the wrong thing?
We can do whatever you wanna do.

You want me to put together
some shelves?

Do you wanna go visit
your sister?

No, calm down.

I'm just gonna make a run
to the liquor store.

Your mission, while I'm gone,

is to melt cheese on something.

I believe in you, Peter.

Okay.

Guys, I have an announcement.

What? That you're rich?
We know.

Tamra, can we please
go back to the days

before you found
my paystub in the trash?

I'm trying to tell everybody
here that your friend Abby

is my perfect woman.

Oh, sorry.
Go on, Dr. P.

Dating Abby is like dating
a ride that won't stop.

She's amazing.

All she does is write
two hours' worth

of sexy stories during the day,
and then she's just hanging.

Day drinking, night smoking,

and she's not one of these
uptight Manhattan chicks

that's trying
to get me to change,

or make me wear pants
when I leave the house,

or obsessed with the new
blow dry bar down the block.

Blow dry bar?
How basic do you think I am?

This is from the tousle bar.

It cost $100.
What?

- Yeah, more than this guy's rent.
- Yeah!

Pete, don't screw this up.

A low-maintenance girl
that likes to hang,

no drama, not a lot
of pampering.

Oh, like you're not pampered?

Why don't I give Morgan one
of your 9,000 moisturizers.

Why don't you give them
to Morgan?

I don't need any.
I'm always wet.

I've actually found it
very gratifying

dating a serious woman
who challenges me

to be my best self.

Oh, you know, I tried dating
a woman like that

but she left me for you.

So I think I'll stay
on the track that I'm on, huh?

Yup. Good plan.
Lots of luck with it.

Yeah, you like that plan?
Whoa!

Huh? I got a million black bics
in this mug.

(Mindy) Oh, no!

- (Annette) Mindy, I'm coming out.
- Okay.

Ta-da!

Aah!

It's good, huh?

Annette, that looks like
something

that Rihanna would wear
to hedonism.

Oh, that sounds good.

No.
No.

I think that those straps
are just not age-appropriate.

What?
You sound just like Danny.

Whatever happened
to taking a risk, hmm?

So was Danny always like
crazy psycho about rules?

Ugh, Danny was always
such an angel.

I used to listen in
on his confessions...

So boring.

Of course, there were
the impure thoughts.

On and on about big,
milky-white breasts...

Okay, he hates those now.

He likes small
ethnic breasts now.

Yeah, well, I'm glad
he's with someone

who pushes his buttons
like I do.

When he was little,
every april fools' day,

I used to pretend I died.

Aah!

How did you get naked so fast?

And this.

And that, and that.

Okay.

And one more thing.

This is for a swim class.

Well, I gotta eat, don't I?

Would you like to open
a store credit card?

I shouldn't.
My credit is bad.

You get a fun email
on your birthday.

My social is 637-70...

You know what?
It's just gonna get declined.

I'm gonna give you
my boyfriend's social.

It's 743-974...

Uh-oh, look out!

Here comes shopaholics
anonymous.

I bet you two did some
damage, right?

Yeah, there was some
damage done.

Can I speak to you privately
in my office?

Sure.

Danny, don't think I forgot
my little blue angel.

Oh, ma!
A bomber jacket?

Yes!

I always wanted one of those.

I used to play
top gun wearing a garbage bag,

pretending it was one of those.

Ma, that's way too much.

It wasn't that much.

It's a little snug.

Maybe you could
exchange it for one

that's a few sizes larger

and I could borrow it
a little bit?

No, you should take it off.

Okay.
Okay.

Danny, you deserve it.

You work so hard and you've got
such a thoughtful girlfriend.

We really connected.

Ah!
What do you think, ma?

It's perfect!

Requesting permission
to fly by your office, Mindy?

What?

It's from the movie, top gun.

Okay, I've not seen it.

I have seen the porn parody.

Okay, do you wanna talk
to me in private, or what?

Oh, that's what you meant.

Um, yeah, I was just gonna say

that your mom's keeping her body
real tight.

That's so nice.

Really? That's kind
of a weird thing to say.

Well, she's right.

Excuse me?

Oh, my God!

Are you Abby?
I am.

I have an idea
for a romance novel

that I would like to sell you.

Oh, that sounds great.

It's basically twilight,
but here's the twist.

I'm the girl.

- I think it's really good idea.
- Yes.

I think you should
write it though.

Oh, my God.
Thank you for saying that.

My boyfriend says I'm a quote,
"shockingly bad writer."

Oh.
You're cool.

Yeah, doy.
She's cool.

We've only been
chillin', grillin'

blazin', lazin', rollin'...

Oh, which reminds me, remember
that 24-hour dance party

I was telling you about,
the electric insanity ball?

I just read an article that they
should shut that thing down.

It sounds great.

The electric insanity ball?

That's only the coolest
party in town.

Well, Tamra got us all tickets,
so...

That is so awesome...
Aw, sucks.

I'm on call.

You can't party
when you're on call.

Had I known that, I never
would've become a doctor.

You cannot be on call.
I'm going to cover for you.

You have to go to this party.

That's wonderful.
Thank you. Mm-hmm.

You're gonna have to
probably keep covering for him

for a while, though,
because after tomorrow night,

he's gonna be fried
for like a week.

Okay...

I once had fries for a week.

Yeah.

['80s music]

Welcome to the danger zone.

Did you take the highway?

I have wonderful news,
Mrs. Randall.

[Knock at door]

Jeremy, I need your opinion
on etiquette.

You're two months pregnant.
Good-bye.

Sit down.

Thank you.

You chose wisely,
coming to the most

well-mannered person
in the office.

Oh, it was based more
on who was back from lunch.

I'll take it.
How can I help?

Do you know that bomber jacket
that Danny is wearing?

I hate it, too.

Aren't we dreadful?

No, no, no.
It was shoplifted!

By Danny's mom.
No!

I wanted to tell him right away,
but he just loves it so much.

I should tell him, right?
Wrong.

There is no advantage to shining
light on familial scandal.

In Britain,
we have an expression:

"Keep calm and don't mention
uncle Susan in the attic."

Oh, my God.

That might just be my family.

It's gone!

I don't know where it is.

It's a symbol
of my love for you.

I know.
But you...

Oh, my God. Did you buy
Tamra an engagement ring?

Oh, no, I'm out of town
for the wedding, whenever it is.

No, no. It was a charm
bracelet from the drug store.

But it's three months' salary
down the drain.

My God, we pay you so little.

Hello! I'm on a poster
for a poverty campaign.

Don't freak out, Tamra.
I lose my stuff all the time.

You just have to retrace
your steps.

Whenever I can't find my phone,
it's usually in the freezer,

next to my ice cream bars.

Okay, the last time
I remember having it

is when I took it off
to show Dr. C's mom.

Hold up.
You showed it to Annette?

Yeah, she was like, "that's
fierce as hell. No shade."

I could be paraphrasing.

[Doorbell dings]

Mindy!
What a surprise!

Come on in.
Dot and I are watching

Passion of the Christ.

What they did to that man...

Poor Mel.

I actually can't stay.

I need to talk to you
about something.

One of our nurses
lost her new bracelet.

Which nurse?

She's tall, very pretty,
mid-20s, she's black.

You could've just said Tamra.

Is it possible that you,
I don't know, like,

tried it on and then
forgot to give it back to her?

Are you accusing me of stealing?

What?

Stealing?
No!

No, no, no, no, no!

How dare you.

(Dot) Can you two keep it down?

This is my favorite part.

Judas is getting his coins.

My house, dot!

Yeah, dot.
Just shut up!

We're in the middle
of something.

Please, I will not tell a soul...
[Phone chimes]

What?

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

(Dot) Great, I missed the coins.

Tamra, you found your bracelet?

Where was it?

I forgot I tried it
on my ankle for a while.

Always the last place you look.

It was the first place I looked.

Oh, hey, baby.

Hey.

Um, I have an idea for tonight.

You know what I think
we should do?

Just completely unplug.
Like don't use technology.

Don't use our cell phones.
Just you and me.

Oh, I like that.

It'd be good for me to get away

from my healthy recipe sites
for a night.

[Phone vibrates] That's great.

One second.

Wow, eight missed calls from ma.

She probably just butt-dialed
you, don't worry about it.

Hello?

Oh, God.

Huh?

Mindy did what?

Ma, please come down.

Mindy doesn't understand
social warns.

She's from Boston. Ma...
Ma? [Dial tone]

Great, she hung up.

This is the worst thing
you've ever done.

And I'm including when you
thought that cab driver

was the guy
from captain Phillips.

You didn't see him.
He was very gaunt.

He looked nothing like
the guy from captain Phillips.

I think it was just a little bit
too much, too soon,

for me and your mom.

But she's going to get
over this, eventually.

And until then,
whenever she comes over,

I'm just gonna sit
in the closet,

read an Archie comic,
and stay there

until she leaves.

And you can just slide a plate
of food under the door.

No, no, that's not
what's gonna happen, okay?

Tonight, you and me
are going over

to ma's house for dinner.

Great, so she forgave me.
What's the big deal?

You don't understand.

You're dealing
with catholics now, okay?

This is a guilt dinner,
which means

she's gonna torture you.

Get ready to repent, Lahiri.

Now go home and put on something
black and modest.

Okay, okay, okay.

Now, the only thing
I have that's black

is my catwoman costume.
Are you kidding me?

You know what?
I will just zip it up

all the way to the top.

And definitely underwear.

Yeah, oh... yeah.

Oh, hey, Pete.
Hey, buddy.

I got bad news for you.

Mindy can't cover
for you tonight.

She's got a dinner date
with my ma.

First thing on the menu... crow.

For dessert: Humble pie.

Appetizers...

No, no, no, Mindy's gotta
cover for me.

Abby's taking me
to an all-night dance party.

And if I'm on call,
I have to be sober.

And I'm not talking
"take the S.A.T.S" sober.

I'm talking like, sober sober.

Why do you need
to be drunk to dance?

Doesn't that make
your moves less precise?

Actually, no. It has
the opposite effect on me.

And I guess I could hang out
with Abby not messed up

but we've never done
that before.

Yeah, but if it's
the real thing,

you're gonna have
to do it eventually, right?

Yeah, I see your point.

Why are you looking
at me like that?

You look a lot like Mindy
in that outfit.

Keep your eyes up here, man.

You look good.

Shut up!

[Dance music]

Peter, what's wrong?

It doesn't look like
you're having fun.

No, I think the granola bar
I ate hasn't kicked in yet.

Oh.

Yeah, you're dancing
like an undercover cop.

Morgan, what are you on?

Nothing.

Hey, you can't have
just like, one beer?

I'm on call.
I gotta say sober.

You know? I have to be on my a-game.
[Phone vibrates]

Oh, you wanna be on some a-game?

'Cause I think
the bouncer's selling some.

No, actually, I just got a text.

I have to go to the
hospital for a delivery.

Oh, you want me to go with you?

No, no, you stay,
have a good time.

Come back later.

And bring the baby.

Dr. P, could I have
your underwear

if you're gonna leave?
Mine's all soaking wet.

No, yeah, I think
I'm just gonna go.

With all my clothes.

It's not urine.
It's sweat.

(Annette)
Let's all bow our heads.

Dear lord, please help us
find it in our hearts

to forgive the most
terrible of crimes,

the wrongful accusations
leveraged against

the innocent elderly.

You gotta be kidding me
with this.

Oh lord,
whose wrath knows no bounds,

please spare Mindy
the pestilence,

boils, and famine you are
surely considering right now.

Although, a little famine
wouldn't be the worst thing

in the world.

[Ah-hem, ah-hem, ah-ah-ah-hem]

And please watch over
dot, Richie, Danny,

and the stray cats.

Amen.

(All) Amen.
Great one, mom.

That was a beautiful
and kind of pointed prayer.

Annette, I just wanted
to say to you, again,

how sorry I am
for everything that happened.

It's fine.
Water under the bridge.

Really?

Let's just move forward

and enjoy this roast chicken
together.

Oh, and just so that Mindy knows
that I paid for the chicken,

I had the receipt framed
for her. Dot.

Okay, that is enough.
Put that away, dot.

Hey, mom.

The reason that I thought you
stole the bracelet, Annette,

is because I saw you steal
the jacket that Danny's wearing.

Mindy, please stop.

I will not stop, Danny.
I saw it with my two eyes.

And I have perfect vision
because I'm still young.

Ask her.

What was the question again?

Ask her if she stole it.

Ma, did you steal the jacket?

Yes! Yes! Yes! I walked out
of the store with the jacket.

What?

Thank you!
Thank you.

It's just that my mind,
sometimes it just gets foggy

when I don't take my fish oil.

But as soon as I realized it,
I went right back in there,

and I paid for it!

Well, there you go.
What? When?

When you were busy
pumping quarters

into the massage chair
and groaning.

I didn't wanna tell you, Danny,

because I'm already
such a burden.

Ma, you're not a burden, okay?

No, no, no, no.

You're my beating heart, ma.

I don't see how you
come back from this.

Sayonara.

Yeah.
Oh... ooh.

Yeah, your watch is caught...
Yeah, it's my watch. Ouch.

It's really stuck.

[All gasping]

Maybe they forgot
to take off the tag?

You're a shoplifter?

Mom, I'm questioning
my entire childhood right now.

Christmas presents,
my baseball gear...

Did you steal those too?

No, no, of course not!

I just started doing it
last year, here and there.

I... maybe I've just been
bored lately.

Could it be the danger?

Maybe it's a sexual thing.

No, no, no, no, no, its...

How could it be that?
It's not...

No, don't say that.
It's not a sexual thing.

That's disgusting.

Ma, look, tomorrow,
you're going to the store,

and you're gonna return
the jacket,

and you're gonna apologize.

I'd rather not,
if it's all the same to you.

It's not all the same to me, ma.

I'm sorry, you're going.

We're all going.
Except dot.

Oh, like this trip would appeal
to me in any way.

Annette, I can only imagine
that the embarrassment

you feel right now
is equal to the triumph

that I feel,
and if that's the case...

Okay, baby, I'm really sorry
that I doubted you

but if you don't shut up
right now,

my mom's gonna hit you over
the head with a rolling pin.

Okay, well, you know what then?

I'll just go get my purse.

Just make sure that all
the money is still in there.

Okay, that's it...
Okay, ma! Ma! Ma!

Ma, ma, calm down.

(Peter) Here he is.
Man of the hour.

[Phone vibrates]

We'd like to return this jacket.

Sure.
Can I see your receipt?

Uh, I wish I had one.

But unfortunately, there was
never a receipt for this item.

She's a good woman,
my mom, single mom.

Let me tell you
when my dad left...

The jacket has ink all over it.

This was clearly stolen.

Yes, and you know what?
She is very sorry.

We are going to ground her
for a week.

Yes, we are.

Miss, you know, when you're over
60 in this country,

you are invisible.

I took that jacket
to make a political statement...

Shh, no, no.
Shut up, shut up.

All right, we're gonna pay for
the jacket and be on our way.

If you want,
you can take a picture of her.

That would really scare her.
Great idea.

I'm sorry, but this jacket
cost over $500.

It could be a felony charge.

I'm afraid I'm going to have
to call... Gary.

Gary?

Did you hear her?
I'm going to jail!

Yeah, and I'm gonna have
to break you out.

I don't know how to dig tunnels.

Mindy can dig!

Okay, listen up, listen up,
we are not doing this.

We are making a run for it.

What, are you crazy?
We're not gonna run for it.

We're gonna sit here
and face the music.

[Slap] Snap out of it.

Danny, we're not letting
your mom get arrested

because it's the letter
of the law.

This is family.

When our son gets arrested
in the Hamptons

for having a bar fight,
I'm gonna drive his ass

to Mexico in the back
of a chicken truck.

What are you gonna do?

Run.

I'm sorry, tell Gary
I'll send him a check.

(Abby)
Hey, Peter, what's shaking?

(Peter) Some hardcore epiphanies,
actually.

Hey, what happened to
you last night?

You know, I just...
I went home,

I took a shower, did the dishes,
kind of just went to bed early.

Bummer.
Actually, it was pretty great.

Look, Abby, I think
we need to talk.

Oh, no.

You don't have
to cross around and...

You're gonna sit, aren't you?

Don't do the...
Yeah.

Peter, I've written enough
overwrought breakup scenes,

so I know how this goes.

Abby, I think...
(Both) You're great.

Whoa!

I just, I'm learning that I, uh,

I think I need someone
who wants me to put pants on

before I leave the house

and maybe someone
who likes brunch.

Well, I can't help you there.

It was fun though, right?

Oh, yeah.
A lot of fun,

well, if you ever want
to get baked

and go to a renaissance fair,
then I'm your m'lady.

Well, that sounds m'nice.

All right.
I'll see you.

Bye, Abby.

Bye.

Hey, Peter, what's shakin'?

Hmm?

Was I just in here?

I'm sorry, I'm so high.

That's hilarious.

You remember we broke up, right?

Danny, guess who paid
for her first song, ever!

Is that why you were locked
in the bathroom for an hour?

Mm-hmm.
That and other reasons.

Hey, you know?
Thanks for helping ma out.

I gotta admit, running out
of the store like that,

I... I kind of got a tingle.

Oh, my God, Danny,
are you breaking bad?

Relax, I'm still
all about the rules,

I'm just saying, you know,
the number one rule

should be "family first."

I like that.
Yeah?

I think that you
are becoming a bad boy.

And I like it.

You like it?
Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Do you like when I wear
stolen merchandise?

Ooh.
Do you like that?

Mm-hmm.

How about this?

Whoa.

I got a real need.

The need to squeeze.

Mmm!

You're really gonna like
the song I downloaded then.

[Kenny Loggins'
highway to the danger zone]

Oh!

Um, I'm gonna go do
paperwork in the other room.

Hey, Goose, it's Maverick.

You wanna have some sex tonight?

(Mindy) Don't call me Goose!

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